#hk-general
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PFP change
Not so sure
U still in vacation
I am jealous
For like one more month
Damn
If it makes you feel better, you must likely got off school a month earlier than me
What
Confusion
Too hot
Real
I just got my college orientation done
Now walking homrle
Home*
To go to doctoe
My schools ac is on life support. It chooses when it wants to work (90% of the time it doesn't)
Like admin rooms
Sigh yes
Sliming admins
Is is government funded
U keeping sane
Nah lowkey that'd be an ass tax
In these holidays
Silksan
Like that stat in don't starve together...
D-D-D-D-DO-D-DON-DONT WHAT?!
Like that stat in phasmo
do you think hornet would like spiderman?
Like imagen: Hornet somehow got trapped by a human comic collector and while he thinks what to fo with her, Hornet as baout the creature in red on his poster (Spisderman) and he talks of him as the king of spiders.
Perhaps
Tell
Probably shouldn't
Do ot
I dunno if they'll like it, so I wont
Arrow can't hurt u
Just ask yourself
Ok
shush everyone's asleep
lmao
Wowww
Change wat
Yes
Its pretty good
Yes
U micro dose it
Im too lazy
U need to see a doctor my friend
Nah
That is not correct
Ill get like my one meal a day
Pls my friend
Meh
U can't survive like that
Watch me

without proper nutrients multiple times a day you will wither
What do ur parents say
Wdym
I eat dinner that they make mostly or I just dont eat the food
Are they fine with u eating so little?
Probably
Have u asked them
Idr
U will remember more if u ate more
Sweets are better than nothing, but they might aswell be nothing. You need to eat more
sugar is a necessity but yeah, you need proper nutrition
:p
i cant belive im having to try and convince someone to eat more
U can't ball
Why
Too weak to ball
U are not lazy
arent you supposed to be asleep
what happened
HII karma
what did you eat
Just a tiny amount of spaghetti
solo'd by spaghetti
so it was not a tiny amount
this late?
I think your body is asking for more or your food was not the best
It was
oh so you are still processing that
My stomach has shrunken
do u feel nauseous soup
Im still processing many thinfs
I almost threw up before I ate
And was nauseous during and after
like what 😭
But im not sick lol
whyd you force yourself to eat dinner
yeah i understand that
wait do you not eat often
But if it doesn't clear up soon you should go get yourself checked up
deservedly so dude
You need a meal twice a day at LEAST
Twice?
yeah buddy
Life. Food. Being awake.
thats excluding breakfast
Thats doubleeeee
what summer holidays does to a mf
Re al
I didnt eat lunch or breakfast during school either
Oh I was including it lmao
No i just blast music day in and day out 🗣️🔥
Or not often
I do that and sing too
wait so whatd you exclude
Nothin
Oh
I draw and write WHILE blasting music 🤑
KEY WORD
as;gjlapgjla
i cant read
I play game and sing while blasting music while talking to people
do you not have an appetite often, soup
Uh
🗣️🔥🔥🔥 (i havent turned of Spotify for days now)
Well I do sometimes but I just dont act on it until its like dinner time
Peak ash
Yes
Thats not peam
Your body doesn't like that
you should fix it or it does actually develop into underlying health concerns later
deaduzz
Dont starve, guys
Im not starving
the pun in that
yu need to build up an appetite though thats the thing
But how
is there any food that you enjoy eating
Say that again 
Real
Don't starve fans when I steal their whole fridge
ok thats good
Ig
Dont starve fans when this is the fucking kitchen
True
im stealing this
teto became the baguette
Wider than baguette
The baguette devourer
shes a baguette both horizontally and vertically
okay all the best man
yes its not joever yet
Karma convince him
Oh F, you okay ?
How does food poisoning even feel like
Aside from that, how is the rest of the day for now ?

Thank youuuuu 
Haru guess who is gonna teach me real analysis
Huh I really don't know
A lieutenant
AH
unreal analysis
Well, one good exemple of the survivorship bias came from the army so
I hope he's a good teacher
Probably
I had to dip before taking any classes
Hey atleast I got Some mango yogurt at home
of what bruh
Soup needs to eat
i been convincing
uni snatched you away
Nah I am at home
I'm presenting in 5 min, hi Karma bye Karma bye chat godihatetalkingonscene njfdsqhfsqdfqsd
JELLY LEGS
😭 hi haru all the best for your work
oh youre already done
Na got food poisoning had to dip
WHAT DID YOU EAT
food poisioning from a chicken sucks
Hope it's not salmonella
youd have to skip uni
thursday > tuesday
both days suvk
top 7 days
7 - tuesday
6 - monday
5 - wednesday
4 - thursday
3 - sunday
2 - friday
1 - saturday
Nah lowkey Thursday better
Tuesday is by far the worst day
true actually let me edit the tier list
HELL NO PUT MONDAY AT 7
ITS THE WROST DAY
EVER
monday chill as hell i understand it
To be fair on Monday you feel rested from the weekend I don't get how some call it the literal worst
one word
better than tuesday
j*bs
one wood 💔
jubs
tuesday is when you’re still at the start of the week but you had work/school the previous day as well
jabs
jybs
tuesdays legitimately had me tweaking out in the past
hate that day
I cant say j*b or else We all die
proof?
Whats wrong with tuesday
job job job employment occupation salary 9-5
I am dead
monday is the start of the week but you’re rested from the weekend, tuesday feels like you’re still at the start of the week but you still had work/school the previous day so it feels worse
then by wednesday you get used to it
thursday you’re just waiting for friday
Lowkey losing my mind with how bad this world is goinf
U are in rhythm
I am ghost
On Tuesday I still think about the Sunday that passed so idk
dies
plus you have like 3 more days to get through
lock in twin
sleep tight
“lock in tin”
My cards ain't looking good
keep yourself safe
Gn
who even says that anymore??
me when i ask a locksmith to build a lock out of tin
what the fuck i didnt know it was outdated
mfs are hating on “sleep tight” now??? 💀
We hating on u steve
i am so lost bro when did we start hating on that
Why is iphone so expensive
youre the ragebait
No money for money
i needed money to come back to life
Oh .y God my luck is absolutely buns
Can u teach me the spell
I cant rake thi
Go to sleep
it only works if you have a billion dollars buried in your tomb like an ancient egyptian pharaoh
rip garf shouldve done rad absrad instead
Bro
I took down a lot of traitorous peasants when I die do they count
i think youd be able to get an iphone if you were required to pay in souls instead
apple stores will actually begin accepting the souls of the damned as currency soon
100 dollar for 1 soul?
Id buy it
Ew lotf spotted
idk ask hades
Initiate missles
wheres lotf
Is that not lord of the fallen
Ewwwww
COMING FROM THE FORTNITE PLAYER
I only play lesdes 2
Lowkey better than hollow knight
10/10 ragebait
What if its my opinion
league of legends cologne biological warfare
Wrong
this would have the opposite effect
Lmao true
whatsapp goes hard this server should be a whatsapp gc
opinion rejected
fortnite player detected
Nobody plays fortnite here
But what if we're friends
garf literally does
He doesnt
??
Right garf
that did not seem to matter when you started hating on league
I literally do
I cant
Its league
wait no way thats actually real 😭 😭
I love whatsapp wheat
Was playing geogyesser today and we devolved into saying any country with a "mystery language" was a WhatsApp country
Sort of true
WhatsApp land
whatsappistan
I am a green blooded whatsappian
it is bro its like from last year 😭
Is your aim bad
via whatsappia
FINALLY 112% woooooooooooooooooo
cogragulation
yeah
oh does p5 not count to 112
No
nope it does give you a separate achievement tho
Only for the endings
im absolutely destroying these kinder joy builds rn
What
So much sugar
Did it go well
I hate people
Aaawww
yeah im about to go insane eating this
what happened
People
Hello!
hola
Paragraph incoming
yeah fair enough i was asking about the presentation
Someone literally asked a question like "I don't see how it is useful"
hey strider
Like bro
Nah, he had a suit and a tie
bruh that is a bit rude
Like some high end manager shit
Does he even work there or just walked in
I don't know exactly who was invited, it was a public gathering and I had to give a seminar on the uses of new data tools for education purposes
Yeah he didn't understand shit
I'm just pissed, it wasn't even "I didn't understand that" it was literally "What you propose is shit"
Anyway I needed to vent a bit, thx guys
yeah super unproffesional from him
It clearly was
But now I'm free, FREE to raid the food
hell yeah you deserve it
Gimme the Kinder
i dont knwo what to tell you man i already ate it all

🤨
(kinder is children in german)
LMFAO
HARu
WHAT
it is so over for haru
Thanks
I double checked GOD DAMNIT
Na haru u done
It's not my fault it's the brand, I didn't know
💀
Na it's ur fault

So soon?
yeah 3929 years isn’t that long if you think about it
Exactly
Are you hitting me or patting me ?

man gets skull beaten in by unknown aggressor (liveleak)
could be both dude you never know
LMAOOOOO
Knowing you it's probably both
Well I'm sure to do great at my next presentation with half my head caved in that's for sure
Zombies are notoriously good at presentation
LMAO youd look so intimidating no one would dare ask a question
based on what
Based on my intel as a ghost
Intimiwhat ?
ok but how would you know about a zombie
They are like cousins to ghost
one is undead and one is completely dead
Yuh that's why cousions
Not brothers
Shades and ghouls that's brothers and sisters
I'm pretty sure they're both undeads
Na we dead dead
Skill
Skill solution
Are you taking IT classes from the great beyond ?
Hi Descendine
Hey haru
Are your peasants taking IT classes ?
why must you oppress them
That's not nice
I am a terrible lord

I'm sure Grubfather would let grubs take IT classes....
Cocooning*
hpw are you gonna be aware of this as well
I was so sad when that happened 😔
What
why does he eat them
Because hungy
That's how they turn into butterflies
oh man
To turn into grubberflies
It's part of the cycle
It's a natural process, but to me it felt sad
Na that's grubaganda
but hes gonna die right
cause hes literally the coccoon
Yuuuuup
Na he just gives birth to the grubberfly
Almost pinged all the mods
it sure is my lucky day today!
I'm never quick enough !
aw its okay you will get em next time
No mods here
MrBeast give me ma money !
Oldman reading
Morning people
Gm Flammenherz
mods are sleeping
Na
git gud
They don't sleep
hello flammen
No
suspicious
Na I got sources
what a mod would say
Wanted to ask, @spice tartan did you 112% HK ?
Yeah
He's clearly part of the narcs
Na
he really thought he could get away
The only thing I'm missing was some radiant bosses then markoth + radiance on ascended
Why u ganging on me
my bad twin
:)
Nice, well not doing Markoth is understandable
Karma is part of the clown mafia, I'm whatever, but we got eyes on you

At one point I really enjoyed trying AbsRad more than AbsKoth
At least Rad you can fight and trash around, Markoth is a snorefest
It's probably less annoying yeah
Haven't played a lot of hk lately, mostly just watching YouTube content and waiting on silksong to drop
Yeah, after the 112% if you're not a speedrunner or doing content, there's not much left to do
Soon we silk the song !
I thought of getting into speedrunning but I always just die to the watcher knights, even when doing regular runs
Then I'd have to downgrade to an older patch to revert the lever skip and then learn more stuff like the uumuu cycle and the acid skips
It's so much stuff to keep track of
anyways offtopic
Too much wooooork
But yeah this conversation is way too sane for offtopic
Hi Luci best girl

But Malina tho.........
It’s fair don’t worry
You’ll have to remember that tho
I’ve got the memory of a goldfish
chat y’all ever think
no
I finally made it to 75% nm grimm and then threw
true
Rarely
are you doing steel soul?
oh wait you meant his hp
Yeah true
You can do it
No i just kinda do this
Huh
i love these images i have so many
I don't see anything dangerous except TikTok
I was at probably 88% or something this try, it’s not as fast as it was when I started practicing
TikTok isnt dangerous tho
I finally think I can do it, but have to start cooking so I will beat him later
You're training in HoG ?
What’s HoG?
Heh yeah i can cook to 🤑 (i burn eggs and cant even to pasta)
I am sure if you try you could do pasta
No in game like at dirtmouth
I burnt them once
So that when I someday get to P5 I do all bosses
Oh
Uh Hall of gods is where p5 is
Yeah ok
Ooh okay, did you start doing Pantheons ?
dont you just love fluoride
But if you don’t beat nm grimm he isn’t in the pantheon right?
yeah i dont think he is
fluoride is great
Have the first three and I can get to pure vessel
But I am stuck at him
me and homies have it for every meal
like unironically it’s just good for your teeth n shit
its a must have!
deaduzz
So nm grimm and vessel are the bosses I still need to beat
why does everything in the infected crossroads explode like bro you’re a hollow knight enemy you are not working for lockheed martin
what charm build are you going with grimm
Shaman quick slash and unbreakable strength
And Grimm child
quick slash doesnt help much
get more range
Mark of pride maybe?
yeah that would be great
Okay I will try
and if youre going for spells then spell twister
Quick slash is better dps wise but you need to know the fight well
I am mostly only doing abyss shriek
also if youre having trouble covering distance with dashes, i would suggest sharp shadow
it helped me alot with nkg
Yeah I don’t
YES

oui oui
my social battery just got completely drained
by what
the auto driver started a conversation 💀
That’s actully not so much of a problem
okay thats great then
where do you keep choking
Great and you?
literally faking it till you make it, why is your tamil rusty
The percent attack and the one where jumps up and fireballs fall down
wait so what is your native language
by percent attack, do you mean when he rolls up into a ball?
Yes
for the fireballs one, when he jumps up theres always a fireball that heads straight down from where he jumped up so you can stand right next to it and be safe i think
and percent attack, move forward a bit while jumping so you can move faster
yk
that makes sense then, your tamil ended up being really weak
Oh that’s great thank you
Living and breathing
im doing goated
Yeah I will try
Ayy we love hearing that
you got this man, practice makes perfect!
several
what state are you from?
Rajasthan
oh thats epic
wbu?
oh that place is cool
it lowkey is, i love it
on god
half my ancestry is in uttar pradesh and other half is in wb
india's fucking cooked though im leaving this place again ✌️
i visited kolkata once and it was on election week so literally everything was shut and we didn't do jack 💀
True, I think I will beat him today though
parents wanted me to finish my schooling here 😭
Where is here?
dude that sucks, you should try visiting around durga puja. its actual peak
India
Ah
hell yeah man! im srue you will get it
Someday I need to visit India
wait so what year are you in
But I can’t handle spice
you could try the sweets here
12th grade
Are those good?
yeah i love it
Okay, then I will
good luck bruh 😭
On jah 😭
anyway who wanna vc
im bored 🗣️
someone vc i am incredibly bored 🗣️
yoo chat im doing pantheons for the first time im in vc yall can come
I would but I have to cook
Good morning chat
anyway whats up yall
YOOO
Morning
HELL YEAA
oh pantheons interesting
Id love to join but I'm busy 💔
JOIN UP RAHH 🗣️
Good luck
I died to oro and mato first time playing P1 lol
Hello
Yeah same
hello darsh
Cooking
i just
grinded
in hk
got unbreakable strength
and grubberfly's elegy
i had just not collected that
also got a charm notch
theres one remaining at grimm
and theres a mask shard left
Give me some
The Grimm fight is very fun
Have you done flower quest?
Same
hell yeah
finally someone who can relate to that
everyone hates the quest
cuz of how difficult it is
It’s sometimes hard but still great
i like it because of what im doing for ze'mer
i didnt even know it would give me a mask shard
also holy shit
Hi Melvin !
yes haru
Can you make me disappear for a week so that I don't have to work ?

Why u boosting the Celeste server haru
because celeste cool
if i could, i would fella 😭
I'm not
How can u use the motes
darsh just spreading lies
nitro
That's boosting
I have Nitro but I'm not boosting them
Why not
no bro 😭
I'm saving my boosting for my one true server
Boost me
LOL
Give me uppies
I would if I could
darsh just on a whole different tangent
Nah he's on the one I'm on
It was a test and he PASSED IT
What
how do i qualify for this test
Well I do have 2 boosts...
Are u actually boosting Celeste
Nah
most clueless nitro subscriber
let me know if you find out
Yes I am
it gives you bigger file upload size
and
and uh
emojis
and uhmmm better streaming
So just makes discord usable got it
got my final charm notch
Nightmare king Grimm or normal grim?
Congrats
Next we can both be stuck an nm grimm together
lmao yeah
Did you do godhome already?
well yeah
Lets you use custom emojies in all servers same with stickers bigger file size lets you stream higher quality all soundboards on all servers. You can customise your profile more, you can boost servers.
was stuck at p1
so i decided to
grind
1 final mask shard and an unbreakable charm
and 2 notches
Normal Grimm or NGK
normal
Quick question, how many of the attacks where nm grimm is a ball does he do?
Same here
like how many times he pulls that out?
3 times
3 one at 75% health, other at 50% and other at 25
Yeah
man




