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Woah

?
Thats si stupid
That's not ur name?
Thanks dyno for being an idiot stuoid
Not an og gangster
Hi
Mb
original gangsta gangster
hello we have heard alot about you
How bad was the word on a scale of 1 to 10
12
Dyno doesn’t work half the time so congratulate it for working
Oh wow

When it works it does its job wrong
bro i just looked it up and people have said schi*o before
😭
Sorry Dyno
What the heck?
Why's THAT a banned word??
Wait
Schizophrenia
Why?
wait
Who called one of the mods they s word...
😭
It's just a shortened version
bro for real whats the lore behind this
Why are you guys fuckin around with dyno
I ain't writing allat
dyno AINT shit
Dyno can go extinct
deadass
Dynosaur
He doesn’t work half the time so I’d say be kind he is working
youre right
It dies every other week (maybe even every other day)
I want to kick him to a curb and hurl insults at him
Why
cause thats what we do
I think I've said why too much
in hk offtopic
He cant do his job 9 times out of ten
The 1 time is what counts
John wick moderating now?
yes
bruh
Who is dyno
The bot
Mod bot
lowly scum
get vaporised
I'm dyno!
mac 'n' cheese is bad more often than it is good
Slug cat spotted
why would you want to be dyno 😭
But why
I could delete your messages maybe
actually onto something
@opaque yoke watch your langauge
fortn*te
Could be me
HUH
Everyone is wrong macaroni is peam
I CENSORED THOUGH
oh my goodness its rivulet rain world
can i have your autograph
Grrr
Gre
Mac and cheese needs specific circumstances to be good
Where's arrow i need them to throw you out a window
hehehaw
Cheese, pasta, milk, cheese
What's arrow
A person
Actually I'm done asking questions
M*c 'n' ch**z
I get 3 more
no
It’s normal to be curious
Curious George is with us
This is the bad circumstances
hey chat
Tasteless mac and cheese
wtf is going on
love the fact that dominick did actually did after skyla got a bow in her username
You guys just dont know peam
Wait yall putting milk in yalls Mac and cheese
No seasoning
hi aurelion
YES??
hi karma
Raw mac and cheese
Specifically creamer
curiousity killed my friend. he was a cat
the unedited version 😭
is this about mac and cheese

Cream makes the macaroni more creamy
I need more flavor not more cream
My brain is scrambled
yes
Pepper
yummy
hell yeah
Or a different kind of cheese
No sir
Which is why usually I talk in reactions
my baseball is named george. the joke is my friend is a slug cat, and curiousity killed the slugcat.
?
?
Rain world.
i genuinely hope you step on a lego
is it because of the yummy or that your brains scrambled
wtf
what whyyy
Slugs yuck
why not
My brain has been working off 4 hours of sleep I think
Did they run into a semi truck or something
So there’s that
i have like a 10 pound box of legos
why didnt you get proper sleep
so you can actually step on legos
I forgot I had to wake up early 
No shot you havent atleast stepped on one in your life
deserved
kitty drop
i've done it on purpose before
are you a monster
???
Artificer is the best Scug
Lowkey it feels good sometimes
what are you ON
i drink monster, but no
are you okay
BRUH GAR
gonna need to check on you
Yall just dont see the vision
I’d argue there’s more painful things to step on
Are you a masochist?
i have no opinion because i suck at the game and i havent gotten past survivor
like
rank and make a list
kinda sorta
This is the hollow knight server does thag answer your question
yeah but legos happen more often which is more annoying
Good point
I'd rather step on a lego than step on 500 landmines
Just my opinion
address the elephant in the room there
The rusty nail: 
what did you do to have 500 landmines in your surroundings
would you rather step on 1 landmine sized lego or 100 lego sized landmines??
Not really that bad if you have a tetanus shot
I doubt the landmine sized lego would hurt
How big is the explosion
It would still impale you
What has this devolved into 
I get my info from the lego company
it would be like firecrackers i imagine
WRONG, EVOLVED
this is still technically in the context of mac and cheese
I don’t see how there’s a correlation
I do
theres a really tiny thread
if you close your eyes and think thats what i do
I
connecting it
i started this with the mac 'n' cheese and i've never felt so accomplished as to create such banter
is your feet ok
I'll get my revenge
My friend has this image on her wall
Wait a day or so for perms
bro stepping on legos for fun
She used it in a science project and presentation
she better have gotten full grade
She got a C
One day for image perms Is this nazi germany??
I dont think her teacher liked ot
yeah
Oh okay
Woah lets not go there
wtf wait what was the topic
My bad
Chemical safety i think
Mods wouldn’t be very happy hearing that word 
i want to play Yomih but this is too compelling to leave rn
was it the version where the cat blows up
schi*o
Are the mods tyrannical like a certain someone
The caption is "me when I mishandled chemicals (i burned my ears off)
Or chill
yes (no)
Naur
why they bounce like tjat
Okay
They’re all really nice
STRIKE
WAIT IS IT AUGUST
Almost august
hi gays

Birthday month is approaching
its august for me
howd you know
hi ismoi
what month
i always tell the truth
August
yeah u right
i was never born
That makes sense
The truth
true
guys someone pick any number at all
If the full moon rises tonight its so over
2
7
2763
328756237486598234765983764834687423548754^2
im doing Garf's
Wow
I said it first
i did
I was first
no yeah skyla was first
i said it first actually
fine i will do Skyla's then 2 is just boring asf
wow
skyla was first
I'm always number 1
On my screen I was first soo
no i said it first
when have i ever lied
Okay mario
2 is like the same as 7
chrck up on uour wifi dude
literally just now
6g
here is your meme
no i didnt
do i have image perms wait
yesa
yes
I hate that eye peeling it hurts me 😭
Ismol never lies
Everytime I see someone do that
see i never lie
not you too
7 was better
I used to do this and itd get stuck
Grosss
or are you going to tell me he doesnt have image perms because i can clearly see he sent an image
that is so nasty
Whoops
i dont want to imagine that
YOU CANT TELL 9 LIES AND THEN 1 TRUTH 😭
fym ive never lied
Ismol has never told a lie
fella in christ
will we get a mario paint remake
YES
Mario paint?
i can hardly follow these 5 conversations bro
Why
FUCK YESS DUDE
i struggle with one
You get used to it
that is a personal journey for you to discover on your own as it is far too important to be told
you will follow it
Yes
shoulve been here like a few hours ago
wild ass way of saying "idk"
there was like 80 conversations
Ario paint my beloved
i never said i didnt know
Mario pant
its like spoiling someones birthday gift you know
Mario be doing anything ig
its rude
i can just ask jesus he was here a while ago
but they asked
what where
When is my birthday
today
left to go read yaoi
Tomoorrwo
some gifts are far too precious to not be kept a secret
happy birthday skyla!!
man i love jesus
I just got cat food liquids all over me.
youre right
what are you doing
but guys have you considered the following: the packing peanuts look yums but aren't. what is yums but looks not yums?
why were you playing with cat food
I eas FEEEDUMG MY CAT
sure dude
Take a chill pill
youre onto soemthing
ooo cat food can i have a nibble
Its grilled tuna
yummy
Dang everyone in that gif is ugly
And some chicken
is that a pun because youre a slugCAT
Its not a pun 😭
ARE YOU DISSING CAT IN THE HAT
dont disrespect my man like that
Yes
I should watch the cat in the hat here
That guy looks like a monster
watch yourself tonight
no i just wanna taste licks lips in Gourmand-like fashion
WHAT
cant argue with that
I'm just kidding I love the live action adaption of cat in the hat
how easy it is to gaslight you
I AM the gas lighter not the gas lightee
does anyone have an opinion on tomorrowland
Tomorrow is a new day
Steal it from my cat and maybe.....
yeah its there
damn
Chicken little ahh saying
you are literally on fir'e from being gaslit
whats gaslighting? i don't even know what that is.
the music festival right
Did chicken little say that or did I say that
Yes you do
You know exactly what it means
I almost fuckin fell for it.
nuh uh
fucking inception level ass gaslighting going on here 😭
based on the music festival?
im gonna get you
Gaslight the gaslighter
LOL
You
Key word almosy
whats gaslighting bro? is it like, when you start a car???
dude definitely fell for it
Almosy my fav word
why would you call that gaslighting
😭
Top 5 for sure
bc u r lighting gas
stop
Passing gas
Technically not wrong
use electric cars
maybe
eco friendly
no no gaslighting is another term for cooking dude
how could you NOT know this
ohhh. so i gaslight my mom the other day?
im gaslighting UP in the kitchen
you what
You can’t even send a gif for that
my best advice would be to wait
my greedy ass when i got some chocolate
hpw are you just gonna send that
Patience is scarce
Best advice would be to overthrow the mods
after admitting to cooking your mom
REVOLUTION
Now
we used it up for skong
They said mods are cool tho
Someone locked the GOD DAMN FRIDGE
But the mods are so nice tho
ok whos leading it
I come home to this im STARVING
Mods have no power
then you get banned
this was a lie, and you know i always tell the truth
you cant open it?
well my mom lives in Alabama
Ya
I've never heard of locked fridges
SO YOU DID LIE
I will stand behind my peasents and lead from the back
what does that have to do with anything
What lie
i never said mods were chill
the person who told them that was lying
They are not
you are the person
How much power do you have as a green mod
theres a tyrant or a few among mods
lying is a construct of the human mind
proof?
no one at home?
idfk roll tide or smthn i don't watch any sports
Ya
im gonna tweak out
technically nobodys lying because their lie is a truth somewhere else
Someone i know told me some of the mods are evil and messed up
you cant provide proof because i never told them that, its easy
Roll tiddeee
you just admitted to lying about it
🐘
well everything is beautiful guys.
no i didnt
U kinda did
What about ugly things
i said "that was a lie", not "i lied", the person who told them that said a lie
2 truths one lie?

this sounds like the perfect grounds for the dumbest dad joke ever
No 1 truth 1 truth
3 truths no lie
2 truths no lies
i never lie,,,,
no truths all lies
All lies no truth
something out there would find something beautiful if it saw it, even if both somethings are not human
Yes truth no yes
im the owner of hollow knoght
thats a lie
How could you know
unless you die before you can speek
Saying “some” people don’t lie is a lie
I dislike slugs
gut feeling
profound philosophy in the middle of all this brainrot
Lying gets you bad rep I never lie
Ignorance =/= lying surely
I lie every day lowkey
hell nah
we all do lowkey
but if you lie good enough you get better rep
Ong
well some slug out there thinks the other slug is lowkey bad, yk?
I tell facts
who is WE
Nothing but the truth
YES WE
why though
I'm a rat
Yeah that can be true
i never lie
on everybodys soul here, you definitely lie
is the new fantastic four movie good
i have no soul
Its solid
what
it was a solid 4
Im so hungry theres nothing to eat
?
It's amazing spiderman
on my mamas life everyone here lies
its fantastic
Ur mama dead
found your mom dead here
The horse:
Its time for a condensed milk sandwich
thats a lie
can you get takeout
You got me bro
A what
No
your poor mama
1st lie of my life
What about a powdered milk sandwich
2 more and I go to hell
Condensed milk sandwich
lying is human, you dont have to worry about that
Or sweet milk
hell as in the beach resort?
lie and you get embeds
i have a confession
Do dogs lie
this is some propaganda being spread by satan
But they're loyal
You're not a cat?
They base off of instinct so they sort of can if they benefit them
Mine isnt
how are dogs getting slandered in this
Maybe you're the dog and your dog owns you
This entire conversation has been a wild card and changes subjects so quickly
we all lie
what no i am a cat. im a GINGER. im a stupid souless ginger orange cat idiot i have no soul.
so technically my dog is the human
Ur dog could be gossiping about you to its dog friends
there is no WE
Garfield no way
On dogdiscord
Sigh
We gotta kill this guy
bold of you to assume my dog has ftiends
You
no please. i promise im a good ging, i SWEAR on it
how to know if someone is a furry
Are now a dog
thats lie
Dude swear to god I get called a furry for no reason
what about a ginger dog
Youre a furry
Makes me go feral
:3
:3
youre a lie
YEP NO reason AT ALL
Blocked reported ignored harassment doxxed while im at it
thats a lie
so you are a lie squared
you missed out on cancelled
:33
Feral? Like an animal hmm
:333
No
Mr furry hello
True
:³
Who can resist such
LMAO
dawg u can't say u rn't a furry then pull this shit brah
:3333 I'm not a furry tho
Herd mentality
I see ":3" I must ":3"
:3 is just used to be silly
:3
Exactly so true
Yeah... I'm silly
HES CLIPFARMING
I'm so :3
And that as well very true
furries are taking over the chat
',:3 we raise a little eyebrow in dis clurb
Run away!!
Am not
Lol
You were right this conversation IS devolving
NOT YOU TOO
I’ve never told a lie
////<
Horrors beyond my comprehension
im sorry please don't ban me
0///0
It’s not a bannable offense
everyones digital footprint is going down the drain rn
i know i was kidding
in fact i need you BOTH dead
What isnt
WHO IS EVERYONE
Mines already down the drain
EVERYONE IN THIS CHAT
dawg if u saw my dm's to one particular person
Can’t get worse than this
Not it
WHAT
oh hell nah
Wh at
you already hit the furry emote
you arent real
Once

Its a freebee pass
skyla isnt real guys
i fell from the light talk or should i fight monster genocide this my undertale"
i fell through cave on mount ebooott then met an evil talking flower in a pot explains the ploooottt wants me dead wants me to roott"
toriel saved took me to her homee then hooked me up with a brand monster phoonee
multiple times
Ever since I disable the internet my life has become better
Thanks ari
Never used discord again
“Used” past tense since you’re using it now
How do you even do that
you definitely went back to discord afterwards
This condensed milk sandwich is pretty peam
Wait lemme make another one and get a pix
I'll die b4 sending a msg
i like to dip my bread in milk for lunch
i dont know what to tell you man
What is wrong with you people
Milk sandwich?
whats wrong with milk and bread
Grilled cheese?
Pilk samich
Nothing as long as it isn’t dipped
why not
you can go wrong with a ham sandwitch
Expired milk sandwiches! my favorite.
guys would you rather drink femboy milk or breast milk??
WHAT
Na what
Femboy
Who said that
We’re NOT going there
Yeah....
thank you
Mods are gonna have a field day with that

They'll understand
do you think mods are reading the chat rirght now
Oh shoot

your on thin ice buddy
I promise you this is food
They’re scared of what they created
Ppl be having normal talk then disaster struck
It was all Karmas idea
So no
this is killing me
ONG
JUST MAKE FRENCH TOAST AT THIS POINT
ITS ALWAYS THIS CHANNEL
mods are asleep
Is this a struggle meal
i may have said something i regret now. idk i just felt like being gay for a few seconds
YOURE THE ONE WHOS READY TO DRINK FEMBOY MILK
I know which one im picking
wtf
bro
tell me. be honest not only with yourself but with everyone here
☮️
yeah youd be struggling to eat it
If you may sir and remove such comment before you get crucified by the mods
Actually kind of scared
mods are waking up
The mods will not tolerate this 🐺
Everyone scraaammm
They can still see deleted messages btw
hmm
no
Holy shit they turn into wolves
apes together strong
I'm not a bitch I'm not deleting shit
apes alone weak
I wasn’t a part of it
i hope i don't get banned...
Not deleting it is kinda better
you def were
we should pin it all on hoshimi
And garf
💀 💀
I have no purpose to scram in fact I discouraged such behavior
:3
And karma
WHAT THW DUCK
And vin
WTF???
Snail yoo
im blaming it on my neurodivergence
Holy fatso
So we KILL Skyla and use her as bait
youre forgetting @fringe quartz
He's peak
they went real quiet
WHAT DID I DO
thats a baby snail
Why is that snail so fat
What’s big snail look like
youre getting charged buddy
lemme find one
i agree to this
That's not even a grown snail lol
YOU CANT CATCH ME ALIVE
Lay off the tomatoes man
i shall report back
izat grounded 2?!??!!!!111! PEAK
Pocket net go
Grounded 2?
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOURE GETTING CHARGED WITH
cant argue with that
muscle memory
They made a second game about being surrounded by tall blades of grass and dirt lets goo
it IS peak
fair enough
Is grounded 1 good?
grounded wasnt that game about like making coffee
almost thought this was real life
I gotta play the grounded franchise at some point
i believe you now. you tell the truth.
yeah exactly that
yes its peak
i have been saying this,,,,
Alright I'll wishlist then
i need to finish NG+ then ima start on 2
I went to the offices of the company that made grounded, obsidian entertainment and lowkey i think I saw grounded being developed before my eyes 😭
i wanna play grounded but im too busy with deltarune nr
nightmare grimm+ ?
Does your dad work at obsidian
deadass??
obsidian knows i exist isnt that so based,,,
thats sick
(I cant take pictures)
dioramas is actual eak
you really went to the grounded company but not skong
gonna kill you
brtuehteht. oop i keborn vmid. ack. ehem. new game plus!
mate
🧉
Yerba mate wtf
hell nah the feds got to him
the immediate snitching is insane
Just image it's a gif and very funny hahaha
no
Okay this was itb💀 💀
Imagine*
i once texted someone "we hemm. din w do th s?"
No it's okay laugh
this is awesome
i love bort but i cannot wait to get a spider
did they reply
hot take obsidian games are low-key mid
What games they made
Cold take cus i agree with you
They stole obsidian name from minecraft too
Groinded... uhh... fall out... uhh...
Thags it
...
then why are you at the office...
avowed
That's a bigger crime than anything
Ppl glaze fallout
I work there
Wow
no he sucks at responding and is the closest thing to Mineta i've ever seen a real person be.
grounded and grounded 2
It was me visiting
I only ever seen fallout 4 gameplay it's pretty good I like it
Your 3rd and final lie
me when i spread misinfo
Uh huh..
Yessir
have you found big snail yet 
you do lie though
"no I dont"
you said "see you in hell" then said you wont be there
Fallout 4 is top 10 most glazed games so it must be good
Tru
i found another baby snail but no adult one
Goodnight hk
Then there's the dark souls franchise
Nigghhtt
the scrapped snails from the hk trailer
thats wild
Dark souls ew
fallout? more like "i tried to play it when i was little and bad at games and now im too peeved to try again"
ANYWAYS lowkey I think minecraft is overrated
Die
night night skyla
goodnight skyla
what are you talking about
actually i dont care
Sweet dreams...
what the fuck why
i play it with my bf so gun to your head now (from me, do not commit self harm)
are people forgetting now overrated doesnt mean bad or
Its a good game but its really... it just doesn't deserve all the praise in the world
perople forge mid also doesnt mean bad
Minecraft is pretty good but at this point I'm fully aware I'm blinded by nostalgia
Yes
Why are you bringing up unrelated stuff
i dunno dude, people grew up playing that
Its rose tinted glasses. I find the game quite boring without modding it slightly
chat i lowkey played fallout 4 at 7 years old with out knowing shit
yeah thats true mods play a big part now
I wanted to play it so effing badly growing up. When I finally got to it I found out without mods it was... rather underwhelming
Baby jail
id say some stuff people grew up with but id get banned
a person i knew ruined minecraft for me by adding like 10 million rules as to how you should play it
This is how I feel about dont starve
and what you can do and just screaming at me whenever i accidentally blew a creeper up or cut something down
like dude its not that serious
how do you add rules to a sandox game bro
its survival right
dude idfk they blamed it on them being autistic but they were pretty horrible
you play minecraft however you want to thats kinda the point, that dude was stupid
Don't die
unless you want to. IN GAME.
or do if you feel like it
literally like you take away one of the major points

you can always respawn
Im gonna tell that to someone on hardcore
you can just fix anything back up, literally nothings limited on mc
they can always make another world
on god
Are you trying to tell me something 
Second time in 5 minutes
i lowkey was exited to get minecraft mods when i got a pc then i couldnt figure out how to...
garf getting gaslit again
or just fix the issue
Curseforge
Makes it so easy
its lowkey easy
Im so glad it exists cus im stupid af
just hop on modrinth and download whatever mods you want
you lowkey just need someone guiding you
though you may just want a modpack aswell
im SOORRY. my life flashed b4 my eyes when i did that bro.
Me when the powerful tool called the world wide web:
i couldnt just PUT THEM IN
the folder?
i think you do need to sometimes manually connect curseforge to games
or im delusional
Not with Minecraft to mine knowldged
could be both
I hate moddingg games but mod managers are my goat
Unless the game is so cool that it supports mods just by clicking a button
personally, mossing is my favorite
SIGGHHH
thats possible on the pirated version of minecraft
its easier to add and use mods on the pirated version compared to original
lol mossbag is all i can think of now
Covering myself in moss calling myself bigfoot or sowmshit and appearing at your window
call me a wendigo, bc... idk just do it
anyways imma go play bf2, have a good day/night people 
Night!
see you around hoshimi
it will be tomorrow in 20 minutes
its already tomorrow, get with the times old man
Every time I look at your pfp i dont see the second slug cat I just see the cyan one DJing it up in the club
what if its actually yesterday??🤔
theres a second slug cat???
Under the cyan one
wait does dyno work
The purple
?av @soft marsh
oh no way
me too man. its matching with my S.O. so it makes more sense then.
Oh my answer was the second one.
heheh silly robot. i played with my brother and his first instinct was to hit burgle while he was laying on his back in Grounded 1
not me killing a larva witha SCORPION AND WOLF SPIDER BESIDES ME
WHAT
HOW IS THIS PARK EVEN OPEN
shhh! don't spoiler
bestie they show both on all the trailers
i am blind playthroughing including no trailers
...did you?
i never did no
they just said i did...
and when i maybe tried to talk about undertale my mom would say "under the wolfs tail??" i hated it so much
Im so sorry for you but holy shit thats so freaking funny
Lowkey bulling and harassing but its okay cus we got gang laughing
omfg 😭
oh my god i just got jumpscared bad
by a bug


