hk-general

[opaque yoke]

😭

let me know if theres any issue chair

[frozen oak]

6 years of game play

[delicate badge]

i will :D

[paper pagoda]

My switch is getting repaired tough (playing with it is hell h

[uneven jackal]

A YEAR IS ONLY 8760 HOURS

[paper pagoda]

lol

[uneven jackal]

HOW IS 25K HOURS EVEN A POSSIBLE NUMBER

[frozen oak]

[opaque yoke]

you said 80k hours

[uneven jackal]

shut up

[opaque yoke]

screenshotted

[opaque yoke]

no you

[paper pagoda]

Calm down everybody?

[frozen oak]

Guys im sorry but all those hours changed me I lovvveee fotrnitw

I love its artstyle

[opaque yoke]

man

[frozen oak]

It unfortunately like... influenced a bit of my art style

Even way back then

[paper pagoda]

Gtg guys

[opaque yoke]

actually heartbreaking

see you user

[paper pagoda]

Goodnight here its 7;45 am

[frozen oak]

But its peam....

[opaque yoke]

oh night night man

[paper pagoda]

So more like good morning

[frozen oak]

Night

[opaque yoke]

fortnite took away one of my friends from me

[frozen oak]

Did it fucking kill them?? 😭

[opaque yoke]

😭 nah

but she got so addicted she just abandoned me

[frozen oak]

Only send 5 at a time me thinks

[opaque yoke]

started in december and by march end brother in christ had 600 hours

probably close to a thousand by now

[uneven jackal]

OK SO YOUR TELLING ME YOU HAVE BEEN PLAYING THAT GAME 8 HOURS A DAY FOR THE PAST 8.5 YEARS CONSISTENTLY?

[frozen oak]

Real

[opaque yoke]

[karmic stump]

wait do you need permissions to post photos it gets insta deleted the moment i try to send 💀

[opaque yoke]

no youre sending too much

😭

[frozen oak]

Send 5 at a time

Okay before hollow knight I've only gotten mad at like

One game

And its lowkey embarrassing

[opaque yoke]

if you say fortnite bruh

[frozen oak]

No

Fortnite is funny to me

[opaque yoke]

okay awesome

[frozen oak]

But irs worse 💔

[opaque yoke]

is it actually counter strike this time

[frozen oak]

NO

[karmic stump]

what’s the max amount

[frozen oak]

I dont like playing shooter games oyher than fortnite

[opaque yoke]

😭

[frozen oak]

It was...

....

[opaque yoke]

5 like gar says

[frozen oak]

......

[frozen oak]

Fall guys

[uneven jackal]

oh we can send images

[opaque yoke]

awhhhh

[uneven jackal]

wowwie

[steel maple]

It's hillarious to see how this server shows pronouns

"Garfeldi. he."

[frozen oak]

I could've chosen anything else but like

[uneven jackal]

do not be fooled by its appearance

[opaque yoke]

fall guys is understandable

honestly

[steel maple]

You guys fotta see it too right?!

[opaque yoke]

too late i am in deep

[steel maple]

The humor of the small "he"

[opaque yoke]

yeah we see it

[frozen oak]

Karma *she(

Pretend that worked

[opaque yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-peace-fading-away-huang4evr-gif-23515086

[frozen oak]

Im too lazy to fix it

[karmic stump]

funny road sign

[steel maple]

Yknow what they say, "piss on, piss of"!!

[frozen oak]

Hm actually I wanna stream something for a bit rn

[opaque yoke]

the long winding roads are so peak

[karmic stump]

praise be to the national highways authority of india

[opaque yoke]

wait thats in india??

[opaque yoke]

i just realized that sign is in tamil

[karmic stump]

yeah kerala

[karmic stump]

it’s malayalam

[opaque yoke]

oh shit

i cannot tell the difference

[karmic stump]

all the southern languages have a similar curvy script

[opaque yoke]

yeah they do

are you from kerala?

really neat

[digital mango]

guys i’m watching blue lock

it’s so good

they need to release season 3

[opaque yoke]

this is propaganda

after the atrocity that was season 2

[digital mango]

it is not it’s so good

[digital mango]

yk what’s crazy

only one person was working on the animation

[karmic stump]

lowkey how tf does nhai build the nicest roads in like mountains and the himalayas and then the actual city roads are the worst pieces of infrastructure ever witnessed by mankind

[digital mango]

for like

3 episodes

[frozen oak]

Lowkey nearly stepped on my slawg

[opaque yoke]

rest in peace to them but it was ass bro

[digital mango]

anyway

[opaque yoke]

wtf

☠️

[digital mango]

ONE PERSON

🫩🫩🫩

[frozen oak]

What did I just see.

[opaque yoke]

your poor dawg

[digital mango]

nothing twin

[opaque yoke]

what did you cook

[frozen oak]

Im trying to watch the Timmy turner show here

Not see THAt pop up

[opaque yoke]

no for real, every year the road breaks down every year they rebuild it

abysmal shit

[opaque yoke]

nah it was still ass bro 😭

[digital mango]

ik

but you can’t blame them

🫩🫩🫩

[opaque yoke]

im blaming the production company

[digital mango]

i am too

YO KRAE SEND THE FUCKING MESSAGE

🫩🥀

[opaque yoke]

LMAOOOOO

bruh theyre doing that to you guys as well??

[karmic stump]

yeah 💔

[opaque yoke]

here theyve been building the metro since i was born and its still not finished

there have been two metro lines established so far

in kolkata btw 👍

[karmic stump]

all the metro construction signs have a stupid sign saying “inconvenience today for better tomorrow” like be deadass vro you know this is gonna take like 10 more years 😭

[steel gulch]

Kudos to me for completing pantheon of the sage

[steel maple]

My dumb hk theory:
The higherarchy
Top

1. The ABSOLUTE R A D I A N C E
2. The pale wyrm I hear about sometimes that I still dont understand, but sounds pretty strong
3. Old vessel
4. King
   5½. Queen
5. Dreamers
   Bottom

I know jack shit about the lore btw

[frozen oak]

Is the old vessel the pure vessel

[steel gulch]

Yeah but curropted

[steel maple]

The big green guy that stabs himself idk

[frozen oak]

I see

[opaque yoke]

bro this is so real 😭

i am so done

[steel maple]

How tf do you pure the vessel

[opaque yoke]

whos bottom

[steel gulch]

He's not green

[frozen oak]

Make it hollow

[steel maple]

The green robe guy

[steel maple]

...
...huh...?

...how?

[frozen oak]

Some sort of... hollow knight

[steel gulch]

There is no green robe on any vessel

[opaque yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-gif-6291937884935153335

[steel maple]

The old hollow knight at the end of the game with the green cloak idk man

[digital mango]

say that again…

[steel maple]

The one in chains

[digital mango]

allat for this twin

🥀

[steel gulch]

Yeah hes not green man

[uneven jackal]

guys why tf are there hornet x knight on google

what the hell

[frozen oak]

Sigh

[digital mango]

EXACTLY

[steady cosmos]

You dont the vessels are just born like that

[opaque yoke]

there is??

[uneven jackal]

AREN'T THEY LIKE SIBLINGS

[digital mango]

they’re what 14 and 8 AND siblings

[frozen oak]

I dont think thats their ages

But I dunno

[uneven jackal]

I MEAN IF HORNET AND KNIGHT DIDN'T HAVE ANY BLOOD CONNECTIONS THEN THATS FINE

[steady cosmos]

Yeah this is like the most common ship its really weird

[digital mango]

wait lemme look it up

[uneven jackal]

BUT NRO

[steel maple]

What even is the pale wyrm refrenced in game

[uneven jackal]

THEY LITERALLY CAME FROM THE SAME WOMB

WHY ARE THEY KISSING

this is so cursed

[steel maple]

Is this cannon

[opaque yoke]

ive seen couples do matching pfps of hornet and knight

[uneven jackal]

idk but I'm pretty sure yea

they are siblings

[opaque yoke]

#forbiddenlove unironically

[uneven jackal]

tho idk did they come from a womb

[steady cosmos]

That is not their ages gang 😭
Hornet is probably around her mid 20s and the knights probably around the same

[digital mango]

u right

[uneven jackal]

yea

[steel gulch]

SHAAAAAW

[digital mango]

DTILL DONT CHANGE THE FACT THEYRE FUCKIN BUGS 🫩🫩🫩🫩

[uneven jackal]

whar

[steady cosmos]

[uneven jackal]

bugs date eachother too

irl

yk

[steady cosmos]

I mean the white lady laid eggs and hera gave birth to hornet but they are connected by the pale king

[digital mango]

“Several people typing”

[opaque yoke]

this is the problem you have with it vro? 🥀

[steel maple]

I wish i could hug the elder stag, like, oh my king, this guy needs a hug and he looks so floofy toooo ahhhhhhhh

[digital mango]

and siblings

[uneven jackal]

okok I don't know that part of the lore yet

don't talk about those

I'm still tryna beat broken vessel

[digital mango]

fuck you

shits easy dm me i’ll help

[opaque yoke]

ofcourse

[frozen oak]

Man whats going on

[steel maple]

I demolished lost kin go die

[steady cosmos]

Alright I won't spoil anything

[uneven jackal]

YOUR FAULT FOR BLOCKING OFF A SECTION OF THE MAP I NEED TO ACCESS

[opaque yoke]

the council is deciding

[digital mango]

I SAID DM ME

ILL HELP

[steel maple]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-gif-26110753

[frozen oak]

Im aboura run an angry mob on all yah

[uneven jackal]

I DON'T NEED HELP, I JUST NEED TO TRY A FEW MORE TIMES

[opaque yoke]

oh hell NAH

[digital mango]

mf i know you looked up “broken vessel”

[steady cosmos]

Defenders crest shaman stone spell twister get shade soul and descending dark if you havent

[uneven jackal]

THE ORANGE FLYING THINGS ARE SO ANNOYING

[digital mango]

wait till he finds out about the watcher knights

[steel maple]

I just wanted to be funny ok

[opaque yoke]

bro hating on people for looking up gifs

[uneven jackal]

what

[steel maple]

Die

[steady cosmos]

Defenders crest one shots em

[digital mango]

i’m kidding

[opaque yoke]

u better be

[uneven jackal]

???

[digital mango]

sorry papa

[steady cosmos]

Go to the waterways

[opaque yoke]

[uneven jackal]

then?

[steel maple]

Anyone know a good ibis paint brush for drawing in hk style?!

[steady cosmos]

You'll figure it out no spoilers

[uneven jackal]

WYM

HUH

[steel wyvern]

the normal one

[digital mango]

fight the dung defender

[uneven jackal]

I'VE BASICALLY EXPLORED THE ENTIRETY OF WATER WAYS

[steady cosmos]

Lmao sorry
Find the part of the waterways turn brown and beat the boss for the crest

[uneven jackal]

I DID

[steady cosmos]

Then you have defenders crest

[digital mango]

then you should have the defenders crest?

[uneven jackal]

oh I didn't even know that was the charm's name

[steady cosmos]

Lmao

[digital mango]

it’s ok twin

[steady cosmos]

Yeah those one shot the orange dudes

[uneven jackal]

what does the charm even do

[steady cosmos]

Also get shaman stone if you havent

You better be using spells

[steel maple]

Hk abreviations so crazy, like

I lowk beat rad grb with no sc or dm, sm, and ss

[digital mango]

gives you the gamer stink

🥀

[uneven jackal]

I equipped it during the fight

[digital mango]

it does damage when enemies get near you

[uneven jackal]

but I rarely use the spells cuz I panic

[steady cosmos]

Gives you heroic aura

[uneven jackal]

oh right

[uneven jackal]

ohhhhhhh

[steel maple]

I will never equip the poopoo beetle's charm

[digital mango]

baldur shell helped me

[uneven jackal]

I've been using fucking baldur's armour thing instead

😭

[opaque yoke]

baldurs shell is absolute ass bro 😭

[frozen oak]

Real

[digital mango]

it helps when ur in a tight spot and u needa block an attack

[frozen oak]

It could be peam but noooo

[steady cosmos]

Yeah i feel you i never used them either on my first playthrougg

[uneven jackal]

WELL THE ORANGE FLYING GUYS SUCK

[opaque yoke]

the aspid bugs??

[opaque yoke]

nah i tried it even shit did NOTHING

[uneven jackal]

no the purely orange guys

[steady cosmos]

Good for eternal ordeal though

[digital mango]

they only help with hornet sentinel

[opaque yoke]

kept breaking on one hit

[digital mango]

imo

[frozen oak]

Stupid

[uneven jackal]

gng my spells keep missing

[opaque yoke]

wait who

[steady cosmos]

Just blatantly incorrect gng 💔

[digital mango]

that’s why i said “imo”

[uneven jackal]

the ones that spawn during the fight with broken vessel

[digital mango]

spells helped so much with her

[opaque yoke]

ho i have not got there yet

[paper vapor]

spells

[opaque yoke]

oh yeah

[paper vapor]

are busted

[digital mango]

exactly 🫩

theyre so good

anyway

[opaque yoke]

honestly i spammed spells with broken vessel and got him

[digital mango]

ima head to bed

[frozen oak]

[digital mango]

it’s one in the morning and i’m arguing abt hollow knight spells 🥀

[steady cosmos]

Base shade soul does 30 damage and pure nail does 21

Night twin

[uneven jackal]

I keep panicking and getting hit with his dashes

especially when I'm healing

[digital mango]

i only have channeled nail and im at the hollow knight

[opaque yoke]

hes really easy to predict, he doesnt really do much

[steady cosmos]

Nail only does more damage at the very end of the game with all upgrade so use spells

[paper vapor]

your opinion just is kinda wrong idk what to tell you

[digital mango]

i’ll dm you a pic of my stuff

[steady cosmos]

My bad then

[paper vapor]

spells

[uneven jackal]

I'm very prone to making mistakes

[opaque yoke]

aww

[uneven jackal]

WAIT HOLLOW KNIGHT HAS PLUSHIES?

[frozen oak]

Ya

[opaque yoke]

atleast its not on the floor

[frozen oak]

Fangamer ❤️

[opaque yoke]

like hornet

[frozen oak]

IT WAS THE HOLLOW KNOGHT

[steady cosmos]

Check the hollow knight shelf 🤑

I need to reorganize this

[opaque yoke]

its ok twin you got really far still

[uneven jackal]

WHY IS THE MINER GUY THERE TOO?

[frozen oak]

Its myla

[opaque yoke]

myla

yeah

[steady cosmos]

Myla my goat

Second best character

[opaque yoke]

what hsould be done to zote fr

[uneven jackal]

does she make any significant changes to the gameplay later on

[frozen oak]

Took yim down from the wall just to do thay

[frozen oak]

Unfortunately not

[uneven jackal]

whar

[opaque yoke]

why does he get to be on the wall

[uneven jackal]

then why is myla so popular

[steady cosmos]

Nah she just keeps mining

[opaque yoke]

cause

[frozen oak]

She's very lovely

[steady cosmos]

She is funny and sings song

[uneven jackal]

THEN WHAT'S THE POINT???

[steady cosmos]

What's the point in your being born

[frozen oak]

You dont know...

[karmic stump]

nosk plushie when

[uneven jackal]

all she does is hum melodies at the entrance of crystal peak

[frozen oak]

You have no idea...

[steady cosmos]

We're more likely to get a leg eater plush twin 💔

[opaque yoke]

its peak lore what are you on

[uneven jackal]

THEN WHY ISN'T THE OLD GUY FROM THE TOP THERE

[steady cosmos]

Good question actually why doesnt he have a figure

[opaque yoke]

WHICH ONE

[uneven jackal]

the first guy you meet ingame

[karmic stump]

we need a plushie of the deepnest big ass worm enemy

[opaque yoke]

oh actually youre right

[opaque yoke]

no

do you mean nosk

[steady cosmos]

[paper vapor]

goam body pillows

to hug

[steady cosmos]

Centipedes

[opaque yoke]

NO

[digital mango]

i’m back

[steady cosmos]

We need a plushie of my goat brumm

[digital mango]

paco check dms twin

[karmic stump]

no i mean the centipedes

[opaque yoke]

what

[opaque yoke]

oh i know what youre talking abotu now

[steady cosmos]

Quick focus is useless imo

[steady cosmos]

Not useless more so pointless

I dont want to get hit so why have a charm for healing?

[opaque yoke]

seeing grubsong at the same level as baldur shell is interesting

[uneven jackal]

grub body pillow

[steady cosmos]

Grub song is the goat for platforming

[opaque yoke]

exactly

[frozen oak]

I want it so effing badly

[uneven jackal]

wait who even gave birth to all the grubs anyways

what happened to that guy's wife

[opaque yoke]

[paper vapor]

Eventually sometimes you still get hit

You can heal without it that’s fine

[uneven jackal]

there's like 30 grubs vro

[opaque yoke]

you asking too many questions

[steady cosmos]

Add grub father to the list of characters with dead partners

[paper vapor]

it’s just whenever you equip that charm it is like ultra omega turbo x++++ tier

that effect is busted as fuck

[steady cosmos]

Idk the game gives you plenty of opportunity to heal anyways I dont get the point of it

[paper vapor]

healing more

modded bosses

[uneven jackal]

also

[paper vapor]

you can break bosses with qf stalwart unn

[uneven jackal]

how tf did the worm father lose all of his grub kids

like seriously

[steady cosmos]

Dont worry about it

[opaque yoke]

yeah how do you lose track of all 46 of them

i forgot the exact number

what was bro exactly upto

[uneven jackal]

and also

[opaque yoke]

[paper vapor]

I don’t care about grubsong ultimately I just do not see a reason to use it. for a notch you get 11 soul which is not a lot in a situation where you can already use iframes to hit the guy and get more soul

[steady cosmos]

Father of the year 🥹

[opaque yoke]

fair enough

[opaque yoke]

couldnt ask for anything more 💔

[paper vapor]

in the like 1 situation that it does anything worthwhile (bosses like absrad where you do want to take all your iframes repositioning) you can’t take advantage of it as much because you just can’t get hit as many times

I don’t see the point to it

[frozen oak]

[uneven jackal]

which dickhead made 46 glass jars to trap all of this guy's children after his wife died and scattered them all over hallownest in the most inconvenient spots and places locked behind gates and hundred year old celestial monsters

😭

[opaque yoke]

oh actually

you do find out about this

in game

funnily enough

[uneven jackal]

oh

[opaque yoke]

which means you havent gotten there yet

[paper vapor]

the only reason it’s on the list is because it is effortless to use on getting hit which happens decently enough I guess

[opaque yoke]

it is a true dickhead though

[uneven jackal]

wait actually how did the person even put the grubs behind places with locked gates

[opaque yoke]

you will know

[steady cosmos]

Must be the evil jar man

[paper vapor]

it doesn’t take anything to use and is one notch but I personally do not see any reason to equip that one

[opaque yoke]

😈

[opaque yoke]

literally

[steady cosmos]

Evil jar thing

Specifically

[opaque yoke]

must have alot of jars with other things trapped in it

they might even throw it at us

[uneven jackal]

either they somehow managed to get pass all the locked gates and bosses then revived all the bosses and locked all the gates again or the grubs have been sitting there for like 30 years or something in the glass jar way before hallownest fell

[opaque yoke]

youre actually onto something

[steady cosmos]

I think it probably happened when the hk was taking in the infection so probably a year before the complete fall

[uneven jackal]

THEY STRAIGHT UP BEAT THE WHOLE GAME THEN REVIVED ALL THE BOSSES AND LOCKED ALL THE GATES AGAIN JUST TO MESS WITH THIS GUY?

[steady cosmos]

They did it before the bosseses got there

[opaque yoke]

i wouldnt even be surprised if thats what actually happened

the level of pettiness ive seen on these bosses man

[karmic stump]

did cornifer beat the bosses then revive them or did he sneak past ⁉️

[opaque yoke]

he def beat those bosses

ahve you seen the build on that guy

[uneven jackal]

whar

[opaque yoke]

how did mf reach some of those places he was chilling at bro

[opaque yoke]

cornifer

[uneven jackal]

wait we get to fight him?

[karmic stump]

cornifer might be the strongest character

[opaque yoke]

no no

[uneven jackal]

WAIT CORNIFER IS THE GUY WHO PLACED THE GRUBS THERE?

[opaque yoke]

NO BRO

😭

[steady cosmos]

DAWG

[opaque yoke]

PLAY THE GAME!!!

[steady cosmos]

He would never do such a thing

[frozen oak]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-little-ps2-dance-gif-14531897414406814426

[opaque yoke]

true

[opaque yoke]

might? he IS

[frozen oak]

His wife ❤️ ❤️

[opaque yoke]

iselda

fine ass woman

[karmic stump]

we need an adventure cartography game where you play as cornifer

[frozen oak]

Real

Conifer scored so hard

And hes just a little lad

[karmic stump]

hollow knight: mapsong

[opaque yoke]

where we have no dash, no wings, just getting up to those places

pure hopes and dreams

REAL

[steady cosmos]

How did iselda bag a baddie like cornifer 💔

[opaque yoke]

🥀

[uneven jackal]

I can't fucking imagine cornifer dashing and beating broken vessel just to access other areas while we were busy fighting the orange juice spitting pot shaped monsters

[karmic stump]

bapanada 🥀 🍂

[opaque yoke]

nah i can bro

[uneven jackal]

what does he even fight them with

does he jump on them like mario?

[opaque yoke]

his

pen?

his quill even?

maybe he throws the maps at them

[uneven jackal]

THATS LITERALLY MADE OF FEATHER

[opaque yoke]

to confuse them

[steady cosmos]

He asks them nicely not to attack him duh

[opaque yoke]

SO

[opaque yoke]

honestly i would not be surprised

[uneven jackal]

OK SO A NAIL DOES 5 DMG

A QUILL WOULD DO LIKE 0.2

[opaque yoke]

as soon as i heard that humming in a new area, id be towards it like a rat towards the pied piper

[opaque yoke]

NAH WHAT IS THIS NERF

[uneven jackal]

DOES HE ORA ORA THE BOSSES WITH HIS QUILL?

[steady cosmos]

He doesnt fight them likely he just avoids them because hes the goat

[opaque yoke]

doing my man cornifer so wrong

cornifer the pacifist

[uneven jackal]

how-

his ass is 5 times fatter than us

[steady cosmos]

Cornifer so nice he lets us kill all the bugs so we have enough geo for his maps

[uneven jackal]

why doesn't he just give us the maps for free

[karmic stump]

don’t you need mothwing to get to cornifer in the fog canyon? bro absolutely got all the abilities then put them back

[steady cosmos]

He has a family to support

[uneven jackal]

we are like his ONLY customer

wait

[steady cosmos]

Say who

[karmic stump]

nah i bet hornet bought all his maps too

[opaque yoke]

bro just fatshames cornifer 💔

he needs to be charging more for some of the maps ill be fr

[steady cosmos]

Corninfer isnt fat its just extra padding to protect from damage

[uneven jackal]

does he strategically sell us his maps

[steady cosmos]

Nah he just sells us them cause hes nice

[opaque yoke]

yes you do ☠️ why tf was he even chilling there bro

[uneven jackal]

did he already have all the maps

[karmic stump]

wait does this mean he can duplicate the abilities ⁉️

[uneven jackal]

and lies about just getting there

[opaque yoke]

yes

[uneven jackal]

just to sell us overpriced maps

[steady cosmos]

Probably tiso quirell and cloth Probably not zote

[opaque yoke]

he just gets there cause hes just trying to flex on us

[uneven jackal]

HAS HE BEEN DOING THIS FOR YEARS??

[opaque yoke]

yes

[steady cosmos]

They are PERFECTLY priced

[opaque yoke]

what is this sudden cornifer propaganda change from trying to figure out who placed the grubs in jars

leave my vro alone

[opaque yoke]

they need to be priced more

[steady cosmos]

Or he can just fly

[steady cosmos]

[karmic stump]

mfs will drop 15000 geo on unbreakable strength but not spend 100 geo on cornifer’s maps 💔

[opaque yoke]

bro was charging way too little

[steady cosmos]

Cornifer and sly are two separate types of chads

[opaque yoke]

sly is so chad man

[frozen oak]

Sly is NOT a chad.

[uneven jackal]

ok how does cornifer go from fog cavern to city of tears at the same time

[opaque yoke]

WTF??

you take that back

[uneven jackal]

like you can go to fog and he is there

go back to city of tear

he isvstill there

[frozen oak]

[uneven jackal]

is he a fucking quantum being

[steady cosmos]

Sly is a geo pilled chad who knows how to squeeze the player for all their worth

[steel maple]

Ok but why is bretta so wholesome and why doesnt the vessel get to hug her, i bet it would really help the masked bug's mental state

[uneven jackal]

being at all the places at the same time

[karmic stump]

cornifer can either teleport or he’s the goat of platforming

[opaque yoke]

im crying bro wtf is this cornifer lore expansion 😭

[opaque yoke]

goat of platforming definitely

[steady cosmos]

[uneven jackal]

maybe there is actually a lot of cornifer

like a hivemind

that's how he is always there no matter what

[opaque yoke]

maybe cornifer is us

[uneven jackal]

maybe we are all schizophrenic

[opaque yoke]

nah

we are definitely not delusional

ofcourse not

[steel maple]

Cornifer is my GOAT!, if there are 1000 cornifer fans, i'm one of them, if there is 1 conifer fan, i am him, if there are no conifer fans, i am dead

[uneven jackal]

like why do we need maps when we have already explored those areas

just write your own map

ffs

[opaque yoke]

we basically are writing our own maps bro

[steel maple]

Conifer is voiced by chris pratt

[opaque yoke]

his ass has NOT even mapped out the entire thing

[opaque yoke]

😭 🥀

[karmic stump]

maybe the whole game is in iselda’s dream and that’s why cornifer is everywhere

[steel maple]

Who gave us the map?

[uneven jackal]

I don't even know who she is

[steel maple]

Maps at a reasonable price?

[uneven jackal]

lmao

[karmic stump]

bapanada 💔

[steady cosmos]

The knight is voiced by chris pratt

[steel maple]

Ralsei is voiced by chris pratt

[opaque yoke]

nah

[steel maple]

Chris pratt is voiced by chris pratt

[steady cosmos]

https://youtu.be/XN9q3FHf8Pw?si=hSvg2Iha81CZa8ci

[opaque yoke]

i mean he did

which si great

[steel maple]

I am voiced by chris pratt

[opaque yoke]

oh hell nah

[opaque yoke]

you dont know iselda

https://tenor.com/view/iselda-hollow-knight-empanadas-gif-26887506

[frozen oak]

Mmmmm... good...

The food.

[opaque yoke]

[uneven jackal]

oh that woman

maybe iselda is secretly cornifer

[opaque yoke]

😭

yuo can literally see cornifer

sleeping in the back

these conspiracies bro 💔

[uneven jackal]

oh

maybe that's just a doll

[opaque yoke]

A LIVING DOLL

[uneven jackal]

she wears her supposed husbands skin

[steel maple]

we should let the knight speak

and it's voice should be that of soft femboy.

[uneven jackal]

to pretend to be cornifer

[opaque yoke]

now this is just getting dark

[opaque yoke]

so chris pratt

[steel maple]

NO, NO, YOU CANNOT SAY THAT, COCACLA JUST SHOY OUT OF MY NOSD

MY SODA IS EVERYWJERE

[opaque yoke]

WHAT

[uneven jackal]

wait why can't the knight speak anyways

[opaque yoke]

is this real

[uneven jackal]

like all it's siblings can speak

[paper vapor]

which ones

[uneven jackal]

and every else too

[steel maple]

YES WTFFF IT'S EVERYWHERE

[opaque yoke]

we just stare at the npcs menacingly until they talk to us

[uneven jackal]

or is that lore related

[opaque yoke]

why tf did you do that broh 💔

[paper vapor]

None of the vessels

can talk

[steel maple]

I COULDNT HELP IT I WAS SIPPING COKER COLER WHEN YOY SEMNT THAY

[paper vapor]

or do much of anything actually

[karmic stump]

hollow knight movie starring samuel l jackson as knight

[uneven jackal]

what

[opaque yoke]

LMFAO

[opaque yoke]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[paper vapor]

unless you count hornet

which like ig she talks

[uneven jackal]

uh I think there is some lore I don't know about yet

[opaque yoke]

she yells yes

[opaque yoke]

you think

[steel maple]

I like to think that we're looking up at them like a little doggy and that we look adorable when we do

[uneven jackal]

yea I'm pretty sure I don't know what vessel actually means yet

[opaque yoke]

oh definitely

[opaque yoke]

yes dont worry though

because i dont either

[steel maple]

It's hollow knight

We wont know

[opaque yoke]

ive been playing it for like over 46 hours now in the past 1 week and theres still stuff i have zero clue about

this game is the gift that keeps on giving

[steel maple]

I've been playing it for around 60 hours around 8 horus a day and i hate myself

I cant beat radiance

[opaque yoke]

oh shit

[steel maple]

Ths sun shoot slazers

[opaque yoke]

basically real life simulation

[uneven jackal]

is there a canonically gay relationship in hollow knight

[opaque yoke]

y

[uneven jackal]

like not like fan fic

[opaque yoke]

yes.

its amazing

[steel maple]

Is the knight x bretta cannon?

It should be

[uneven jackal]

uh

who is bretta

[opaque yoke]

yeah

[steel maple]

Also knight is like nonb so it would be gay asf

[paper vapor]

2

[uneven jackal]

I'm pretty sure he is a guy

[steel maple]

Dont wanna spoil much, but she will move into the farthest house to the right, and she will be adorable

[opaque yoke]

okay hell yeah man

cant wait to check this out

[uneven jackal]

bro look at what hornet looks like and what the hollow knight looks like

[paper vapor]

what abt it

[uneven jackal]

I think it's pretty obvious that it's likely the knight is a guy

[opaque yoke]

hornets super tall

[uneven jackal]

SO?

SHE IS OLDER

[opaque yoke]

just saying

yes

and theyre an absolute tower

[paper vapor]

ok besides the commentary I can make on people automatically assuming he/him I’ll just spare you it now
the knight is canonically genderless

it/its’

[uneven jackal]

the knight looks a lot more like the hollow knight who is a guy than it's sister who is a woman

[steel maple]

SPOILER FOR BRETTA: ||Go to the fungal wastes, find statue thats a bit lower than the bench nearby the mantis lords, and crystal dash into the wall, you stop a kind girl from being corrupted right before it's too late, she blushes when you rest near her on a bench and she also technacly invites you to nap with her if you dream nail her while she's sleepin||

[uneven jackal]

wait

is hornet ever specified as a woman

[opaque yoke]

okay shit i completely missed this

will be definitely going back for this, thank you!

[paper vapor]

hornet gets referred to with she/her

[uneven jackal]

is the hollow knight a guy or woman

[paper vapor]

Genderless

[uneven jackal]

ok so your telling me theres a chance that that mfer is a woman too

[steel maple]

Oh my god, guys if you swipe on one of your mesages to edit it a bunch of times, but dont proceed with it, the pencil will spin around sometimes ( like⅕ chance)

[paper vapor]

no

neither

[uneven jackal]

oh fuck

I searched on google

and I got spoiled so much

bruh

[steel maple]

Nvm it happens every 3 times you do it

[opaque yoke]

you poor child

😔

[uneven jackal]

WHY DOES GOOGLE LIKE ADDING UNNECESSARY DETAIL

[steel maple]

This goober looked up a game that he just started up on google and didnt expect to be spoiled

[uneven jackal]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO TF THE PALE KING IS YET

[steel maple]

Sweet summer child

[uneven jackal]

😭

[opaque yoke]

I DONT EITHER BRO

😭

stop googling

[steel maple]

He has 2 appeances and is also apparently omnipotent btw

And he's dead

[opaque yoke]

bro just spoiling droplet more

LOL

[steel maple]

He earned it lmao

[uneven jackal]

I TRIED SEARCHING HOW TO ENTER THE SPACESHIP IN SUBNAUTICA AND IT FUCKING SPOILED ME THE ENDING FOR NO REASON

[karmic stump]

||i got bretta after i beat zote in the colosseum so she left me for zote immediately 💀||

[uneven jackal]

LIKE GOOGLE

WHY

[opaque yoke]

thats why you ysohuld ask people

[steel maple]

||YOU CAN FIGHT ZOTE?!?@?@?@? HOW?!?!? Is it the trial of the fool or somthin?||

[uneven jackal]

I hate Google

like it spoils everything

[opaque yoke]

the new ai mode is so annoying

[uneven jackal]

I asked how many chapters are in red dead redemption 2 and it gave me the fucking ending

LIKE WHY

[karmic stump]

if you save him he’s the final boss of trial 1 (he’s not like gpz in that fight he’s really weak)

[uneven jackal]

I WAS STILL IN CHAPTER 2

[steel maple]

||also thanks for telling me not to beat zote, i dont wanna lose bretta||

[steel maple]

||oh, good thing i left his ass in the deepnest up untill like the trial of the fool||

[uneven jackal]

NOW I HAVE TO PLAY KNOWING THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS THE ONE WHO WILL BETRAY ME AT THE END AS A PLOTTWIST

god damn

[tired abyss]

Second pantheon easier than 1st pantheon lol

[steel maple]

Shoot him lmao

[steel maple]

Wtf are the pantehons

[uneven jackal]

I want to

[tired abyss]

Uh nvm

[opaque yoke]

oh you dont know

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[steel maple]

I know nothing abt godhome, new to it. Only got the first boss rush done, also radiant gorb.

[tired abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/sheo-paintmaster-hk-hollow-knight-gif-18413925833986418853

[tired abyss]

Lol

[steel maple]

...he would never...!

[opaque yoke]

you will find out

[tired abyss]

Ofc he does this

[steel maple]

Wait are the boss rushes and pantheons the same thing?

Did that send?

[paper vapor]

You won’t find out

Modded boss

[steel maple]

My boy would never 😭

[tired abyss]

He does that

Panthein of the artist

[quaint fiber]

LMFAO

[steel maple]

Noooo sheo you dont deserve thatttt

[tired abyss]

Its not modded paintmaster sheo is real

[quaint fiber]

im gonna attempt pantheon 5 today.

[tired abyss]

He is ez tho

[tired abyss]

Bro go and study

[paper vapor]

God forbid women do anything

[tired abyss]

XD

[quaint fiber]

sheo is legit food bro.

[tired abyss]

Why would god forbid women to do anything

[quaint fiber]

gang i JUST finished studying

[steel maple]

Those
Who
Remember

[tired abyss]

Then do it again XD jk bro

[tired abyss]

Uh cheap lumafly?

[steel maple]

Th[se ×ho re?e?;er

[tired abyss]

Lifeblud yey

[steel maple]

/&ose w&[ re?÷m;er

[steel maple]

Hk on mobile?!

[tired abyss]

Yey grimm ez

Nkg is hard

[tired abyss]

Yesh

[karmic stump]

||if you save him both times and beat him in colo then he returns to dartmouth and steals bretta from you, then bretta puts a statue of him in her basement and dream nailing that takes you to the gpz fight||

[tired abyss]

So i banished him

[steel maple]

Nice

[warm lichen]

uh no?

[quaint fiber]

i dont think it was ez though

i mean

u lost 4 shards

[uneven jackal]

what

[quaint fiber]

😂

[quaint fiber]

noooob

[uneven jackal]

wait is the knight or hornet older

[tired abyss]

Zote

[steel maple]

||Is it required? I dont wanna...||

[warm lichen]

The Knight

[tired abyss]

Bro shutup

[uneven jackal]

HOW

[quaint fiber]

nkg is top 5 bosses in the game

[tired abyss]

UZI I LOVE YOU

[warm lichen]

hes a Vessel

which are

about the same age as the Kingdom

[tired abyss]

Yeah

[warm lichen]

hi

[quaint fiber]

do not do this

btw

[tired abyss]

I mean i love uzi

Shes cute

[uneven jackal]

whst

[warm lichen]

ik

[uneven jackal]

I haven't even gotten past broken vessel yet

[tired abyss]

Im murder drones fan

[tired abyss]

Yey

[paper vapor]

It

[warm lichen]

i could tell

[uneven jackal]

I don't know what your talking about

[paper vapor]

it/its

[tired abyss]

Yessir

[paper vapor]

but also why spoil more of the game

I think

[karmic stump]

zote gives no percentage you don’t need to save him even if you’re doing 112

[warm lichen]

Vessels is what THK and TK is

[uneven jackal]

uh can you not spoil

😭

[tired abyss]

Meeting my father

In game

Wait what

Wth

[warm lichen]

sur

[paper vapor]

image clutter

[warm lichen]

but its not much a spoiler as more of a, what the species is

[quaint fiber]

how do u wanna talk about the lore and expect not to get spoiled

[tired abyss]

Whats clutter

[steel maple]

||Why is zote so loved anyway? I've always hated him, he's lucky I decided to save him the first time, let alone the second, I was just sick of him whining.||

[uneven jackal]

I have no idea

[paper vapor]

too many images in one post

[uneven jackal]

I am just bored

[quaint fiber]

hes the goat.

top 10 bosses

[young otter]

because he is funny

[paper vapor]

Top 2

[tired abyss]

Giga prince zote

[steel maple]

Zote is a fuckin cunt

[tired abyss]

Yesh

[young otter]

exactly

[tired abyss]

But he stronk

Idk y

[steel maple]

Genuinly, i've always despised him, lets be real, he SUCKS.

[quaint fiber]

well hes more of a gag character

[young otter]

he's stupid which is funny

[quaint fiber]

idk if thats the right term

[paper vapor]

good fight though

[quaint fiber]

but yes

[quaint fiber]

100%

[tired abyss]

How to get a gf irl

[tired abyss]

:,)

[tired abyss]

Uh were talkin bout grey prince zote

[quaint fiber]

top 2 is pv and nkg

[tired abyss]

No

[young otter]

not important

[paper vapor]

Not nkg

wait in what context

[tired abyss]

Top to is pv and absolute radiance

[tired abyss]

Uh yeah

[paper vapor]

is this like ||as you encounter them or like godhome setting||

[quaint fiber]

idk man that fight made me feel like my fingers were doing stuff on their own

[tired abyss]

Gray prince jote

[quaint fiber]

boss fight

[young otter]

the point is: explosions

[quaint fiber]

why are u tanking damage bro

[tired abyss]

I have no idea

[quaint fiber]

well i cant really blame you

[tired abyss]

Uhhh nvm

[quaint fiber]

mobile is difficult

[paper vapor]

ok but like full gear or as you encounter the fights or like

what is it

[tired abyss]

Yh u cant use nail arts and jump at same time

[quaint fiber]

as you encounter thefights

[tired abyss]

It takes me 69 tries for a hard boss and if i beat him once so i can beat him again except hornet sentinel ig

[paper vapor]

oh

yea ig nkg top like

[quaint fiber]

im talking about the first time u fight them and the fight in general

[paper vapor]

1. 2

[quaint fiber]

the themes n shi

[paper vapor]

Oh ok

[tired abyss]

Humans are delicious

Yumm

[paper vapor]

I still disagree I think it is far too static of a fight to be that high

[quaint fiber]

abrad fight really wasnt allat imo.

[paper vapor]

After you learn it

[quaint fiber]

could say the same for pv too ngl

[tranquil crypt]

Chat is my build good for ascended radiance?

[quaint fiber]

its all about getting used to their attack patterns

[paper vapor]

arguably but it is not as much

nowhere near as much

positioning is actually a relevant issue in that one

[tired abyss]

No

[quaint fiber]

i can easily radiant pv but i still have trouble doing the same for nkg

[tired abyss]

Use shaman stone obv

[quaint fiber]

especially cus of the puffer move.

very annoying

[tranquil crypt]

Swap it for what?

[tired abyss]

Yeah thats y i kept dying

[quaint fiber]

get fury off the set gang ur not that good 😭

[tired abyss]

Quickslash

[paper vapor]

i feel like

[tired abyss]

Use spell twister instead of fury

[tired abyss]

Use shamanstone instead of quickslash

[paper vapor]

replace strength for shamans if you really wanna go with that

No shamans is fine tbh

[paper vapor]

idk what this sentence is though why would you willingly do this

[warm lichen]

Spell twister would be good instead of soul eater

[quaint fiber]

OR maybe you could do strenght long shaman

[tired abyss]

Cuz shaman stone the best spell charm

[quaint fiber]

thats what i do

the metamancer build

[young otter]

imagine taking off quick slash

[paper vapor]

ok. replace strength then

[karmic stump]

wayward compass

[quaint fiber]

oh yah i forgot quick

[warm lichen]

quick slash isnt that needed tbh

[paper vapor]

qs is still invaluable

[paper vapor]

That shit

[tranquil crypt]

Aighty thx for yalls suggestions

[quaint fiber]

best build in the game

[paper vapor]

with eater

[magic dune]

Lyra

[paper vapor]

infinite soul economy glitch

[young otter]

hell, faster nail hits = faster soul generation

exactly

[steady cosmos]

Soul eater think he on the team

[quaint fiber]

fr.

[tired abyss]

Why longnail use spell twister and spamm abys shreik

[tranquil crypt]

Quick slash is the GOAT for abs radiance tbh

[young otter]

ew longnail

[quaint fiber]

LMFAO

[quaint fiber]

im a nail guy

[tranquil crypt]

Though I'd try it out💔

[paper vapor]

qs is the goat everywhere

[quaint fiber]

i use spells only when im low on shards

[tired abyss]

Lol i used nail only for grimm

[quaint fiber]

deadass.

[young otter]

longnail is not very good

[tired abyss]

Yh

[quaint fiber]

the best charm in the game

[tranquil crypt]

Fr

[paper vapor]

ok no ln is pretty alright

[young otter]

+0.1% range

[quaint fiber]

name one better 2 notch charm

[paper vapor]

it’s not like broken but it’s good

[steady cosmos]

Its not horrible just not worth 4 charm notches imo

[paper vapor]

15% is good for 2 notches

[quaint fiber]

yeah, if ur not doing radiants

i mean

u could mop instead of that

if u are

[steady cosmos]

This but with spell twister has been my load out for the last 3 years

[paper vapor]

They are overcharming on it

[tranquil crypt]

Aight so I equipped unbreakable strength shamans stone spell twister and quick slash

[young otter]

I cannot name one

[paper vapor]

space issues

[young otter]

because every 2 notch charm is better

[steady cosmos]

Then they can add in an extra charm

[young otter]

except like, heavy blow I guess

[quaint fiber]

no i think you dont get what im talking about

holon

[paper vapor]

no ik

it’s just like

[tired abyss]

Carefree melody is actually good in my opinion lol

[paper vapor]

sometimes you don’t have space for mop

[tranquil crypt]

It's based on luck

[paper vapor]

ln is nice

[young otter]

carefree melody is unreliable and bad

[steady cosmos]

Take off soul eater put in a 2 notch charm (spell twister) and then add back soul eater

[paper vapor]

Oh u mean overcharming

[quaint fiber]

yeah ln is good.

[paper vapor]

ig

[quaint fiber]

no doubt about it

[steady cosmos]

Ts so peak 🥹

[young otter]

and a sickening THREE notches

[paper vapor]

No

[young otter]

^

[quaint fiber]

yea being overcharmed wont matter if ur gonna die in 1 hit anywya

[quaint fiber]

on blud

[steady cosmos]

If your over charming you can fit in a 1 notch charm in here I think

Maybe im wrong idk

[tranquil crypt]

Also I radianted nkg if any one cares🙏

[paper vapor]

like no cfm is not a good charm

It is essentially worthless tbh

[young otter]

even if you use carefree for radiant

1. you're still gambling if it even triggers
2. you rely on getting hit, which you should be avoiding at all costs anyway
3. you can overcharm with ANYTHING ELSE and have actual results

[quaint fiber]

i dont think you can, ur only allowed to use one charm by overcharming im pretty sure

[steady cosmos]

[steady cosmos]

Let me check

[young otter]

overcharming requires one free notch to do

[quaint fiber]

who needs cfm when u can have a cute pet instead

[quaint fiber]

ooooh right

[young otter]

can't equip anything if every notch is already in use

[steady cosmos]

See

[quaint fiber]

you could do this

yeah

yeah

mb

[young otter]

it needs to hang over the edge

soul eater is good to overcharm with

nullifies the outrageous cost

[quaint fiber]

takes up all the space though

[young otter]

and is like the only 4 notch charm that isn't a fucking mediocre health-based charm

hiveblood is great

[quaint fiber]

spell twist is only 2 notches

[steady cosmos]

Take off shaman stone add a 1 or 2 charm and add back shaman stone

[young otter]

but nigh worthless because of the cost

if it didn't cost 4 notches it would be so fun

[paper vapor]

You would still heal

sometimes

If you get hit multiple times

[young otter]

instead they made another charm useless by making it so fucking overpriced

[quaint fiber]

na i aint overcharming in non radiant fights gang

[young otter]

fair

[steady cosmos]

Fair

[quaint fiber]

onb

[steady cosmos]

Use heavy blow and glowing womb 🥹

Best charms

[young otter]

glowing womb is fucking horrendous man I hate it so much

oh yes I seem to be damaged