hk-general

[opaque yoke]

nah or maybe they will evolve into a more powerful being

[toxic storm]

Tragic

[opaque yoke]

maybe instead of four legs they will have five

[toxic storm]

Perhaps

[opaque yoke]

or even six

[dusky minnow]

Chairs hold the weight of humanity

[toxic storm]

Indeed

[delicate badge]

[toxic storm]

SIX LEGS?

[frozen oak]

So do horses

[opaque yoke]

we can only DREAM of six legs

[frozen oak]

But are horses man's best friend

[toxic storm]

GASP

[frozen oak]

No...

[toxic storm]

Chair will be horse?

[opaque yoke]

glad to hear id say about the same

[dusky minnow]

Wait so what I'm hearing is that the chair will upgrade to horse

[delicate badge]

yay :D

[opaque yoke]

horses wish they were chairs

[delicate badge]

nope

[opaque yoke]

you didnt hear this from me

but its true

[toxic storm]

Whatever your next form is, it will be more powerful trust

✨ ✨ ✨

[dusky minnow]

So many stars

[frozen oak]

Battery corrosion is all over my hands heel

[opaque yoke]

what

[opaque yoke]

that does NOT sound good

[toxic storm]

Erm acstually they're sparkles

[opaque yoke]

shhh

its stars now

[dusky minnow]

Rub it on the duct tape wall zote

[dusky minnow]

Same thing

[toxic storm]

Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fine

[frozen oak]

Evil and fucked up

[delicate badge]

thank you person

[opaque yoke]

LOL yippie

[opaque yoke]

just remember us when you do eventually evolve into a higher being tho

[toxic storm]

I'm not a person I'm an arrow but YOU'RE WELCOMEEEEE

[toxic storm]

yes

[opaque yoke]

oh nah 😭

[delicate badge]

i saw they/them in your bio 😭 but okay arrow

:D

[toxic storm]

Joking lol

[delicate badge]

i got the high grounds then

[delicate badge]

:0

[opaque yoke]

what do you mean by this

🤨

[toxic storm]

Will she kill us?

[opaque yoke]

yeah i feel so

[dusky minnow]

Question for the chair
Will you go from chair to throne?

[delicate badge]

star wars reference 😔

[opaque yoke]

odd change in demeanor

[delicate badge]

nope

[opaque yoke]

i mean yeah but doesnt he say that after betraying

😭

idk i havent seen star wars

[frozen oak]

One day you will crumble under the weight.

[delicate badge]

OH

shit

my bad

[undone chasm]

The betrayal happens like 30 minutes earlier lol

[opaque yoke]

IDK BRO dont take my word for it

[opaque yoke]

so it did happen

[toxic storm]

So ominous

[delicate badge]

i'm not betraying don't worry 😭

[opaque yoke]

okay yeah thought so

[undone chasm]

Yes but not when he starts yapping about high ground

[opaque yoke]

😈

[burnt heath]

Hi thohmmers

[undone chasm]

Hello smoily

[frozen oak]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-pim-smiling-friends-hi-hey-there-gif-16987157131598479955

[burnt heath]

Hoponmong

[frozen oak]

Pretend that works..

[burnt heath]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[paper quest]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-embed-embed-fail-pure-vessel-the-hollow-knight-gif-2366832968629835047

[toxic storm]

It definitely works

[opaque yoke]

was this anakin or kenobi

[dusky minnow]

Wow I can't believe this worked

[toxic storm]

Crazy

[undone chasm]

I have an exam in a few hours 😔

[opaque yoke]

oh hell nah 😭 not you gaslighting

[burnt heath]

You know what that sounds like to me?

Starts with s ends with kill issue

[opaque yoke]

superkill issue

[undone chasm]

Kenobi says it

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-i-have-the-high-ground-gif-4939538

[opaque yoke]

ohh okay i see

[delicate badge]

[undone chasm]

Are you underestimating my power

[delicate badge]

perhaps

[paper quest]

Roses are red. The Bread is made of rye...

[opaque yoke]

oh what

[burnt heath]

Who the hell starts with bread is made of rye

[delicate badge]

"why do birds suddenly fly" ahh

[opaque yoke]

LMFAO

[paper quest]

Its guess what ahole is going to die

[undone chasm]

Vengefly king

[paper quest]

The selfish prick named zote

[undone chasm]

Ohh

[toxic storm]

My thought was "now I'm going to leave Zote here to die" or something lol

[delicate badge]

i'm kidding dw

[burnt heath]

Chat hop on hades

[opaque yoke]

honestly should have

[delicate badge]

just trying to be funny

[undone chasm]

Hop on dead cells instead

[burnt heath]

Mid cells hop on theroguepop

[toxic storm]

Do you guys also ever just wonder why you're still not tired even tho it's 2 in the morning and then you remember the water you're drinking is caffeinated

[undone chasm]

Idk whar that is

[burnt heath]

Dead cells 2

[delicate badge]

same 😭

[paper quest]

First try hornet protector. No suprise there

[toxic storm]

And yet I'm still going to drink it :>

[frozen oak]

But why

[dusky minnow]

The fact that I closely guessed what the rest of the sentence said

[frozen oak]

What possesses you for this

[toxic storm]

Why is it caffeinated you mean?

[delicate badge]

like coffee?

[toxic storm]

No it's literally water

[delicate badge]

ohh

[toxic storm]

I put flavoring in it and the flavoring has caffeine

[frozen oak]

Oh..

[boreal arrow]

👋

[frozen oak]

But... water is goodm.m

Harro

[toxic storm]

I did this many hours ago but this water bottle is very large

[delicate badge]

welcome :D

[delicate badge]

welcome :D

[toxic storm]

Hi there!

[boreal arrow]

^^

[frozen oak]

Hiii

[burnt heath]

Hades is so cool i wish homosexuals were real

[toxic storm]

cough

[burnt heath]

Oh right my bad

Hades is so cool i wish homosexuals AND greeks were real

Though i think we all know one pretty much means the other

[toxic storm]

Maybe

Maybe not

Brb guys don't explode while I'm gone

[burnt heath]

Too late

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10131775219258044191

[frozen oak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1376027443810406510/1382047396615422012/image0.gif

Mhm that worked.

[paper quest]

https://tenor.com/view/bobux-roblox-embed-no-embed-perms-0bobux-gif-18287307

[opaque yoke]

what tomfoolery do you need to accomplish to get embed perms

[frozen oak]

I suppose wait a day?

[opaque yoke]

oh really

[burnt heath]

Paypal (or cashapp) me 20 bucks

[frozen oak]

Praying

[opaque yoke]

how long has it been for you garfield

[opaque yoke]

quite suspect

[frozen oak]

Hmmmmm...

Like uh

A few hours

[burnt heath]

Hey i AM staff

[opaque yoke]

okay fair enough

[burnt heath]

If you dont believe me who will you

[opaque yoke]

i assume for 20 bucks you would give me more than just embed perms

🥀

[burnt heath]

Embed perms AND access to vc

[frozen oak]

Mod plus early silksong access

[opaque yoke]

now we are talking

[opaque yoke]

that should be my basic right bro 😭

[toxic storm]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[burnt heath]

"I want a lambo i only have 20 bucks"

[burnt heath]

Not in my tyranny

[frozen oak]

With enough wishing anything can happen

Como wand a i wish for silksong

[delicate badge]

i-ismoil...

[opaque yoke]

20 bucks on discord is like

a billion dollars

what are you on

[burnt heath]

Hi bestie can you paypal me 20 bucks

[delicate badge]

i'm broke ismoil

[frozen oak]

Discord currency 😭 💔

Aw heck naw

[burnt heath]

Robbery

[opaque yoke]

exactly like its unheard of

[frozen oak]

Hm if only I had this one image

Wait it's copy and pasted to my clip board

[burnt heath]

So rude,,,,

[delicate badge]

i ain't doing that

[frozen oak]

Mods pwease dont kill me its only a joke

Not gonna be active on discord tonight i'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (woulden't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where i am (i'm with a girl,ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with a girl (again i don't expect you to understand) she's actually really interested in me and it's not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless discord degenerates (because i'll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now, meeting women and not wasting my precious time inline, i have to move on from such simple things and branch out(you woulden't understand)

[delicate badge]

sorry bestie i can't rob the bank :(

[frozen oak]

WAIT wrong clip board

Damn it.

[delicate badge]

WHAT

[burnt heath]

Then rob a clueless grandma wth

[dusky minnow]

Idk something tells me this person might be meeting a girl, specifically a real life one

[toxic storm]

It's really hard to tell

[frozen oak]

No guys i dont have a girl it was unfortunate

[toxic storm]

SO YOU LIED /j

[frozen oak]

Ly thr wrong copy and paste

[paper quest]

"Hello I am from Microsoft Support calling about virus on your computer"

[frozen oak]

I thought i had the stupid one that was like "good morning message 10 bucks each" "10 minute vc 30 bucks"

[burnt heath]

SEE this guy gets it

[dusky minnow]

If I had a genie this would be my only wish, he could keep the change

[opaque yoke]

LMFAO

[dusky minnow]

I'm disappointed that I know what image ur talking about

[opaque yoke]

what if a third game comes out

youre gonna be screwed then

[dusky minnow]

Fine I'll just keep the genie in a corner in my room just in case zoteboat ever sees the light of day

[opaque yoke]

thats what i thought

[toxic storm]

Genie abuse

[opaque yoke]

i dont believe in justice for genies

cheeky bastards

[toxic storm]

Wow you are SO problematic I can't believe it /j

[opaque yoke]

LMAO

[dusky minnow]

It's not abuse if it's for the greater good (Silksong)

[opaque yoke]

bars

[toxic storm]

I may consider this

[burnt heath]

Why are people in this server so obsessed with such a mid game

[dusky minnow]

Hungry knight ain't mid dude

[burnt heath]

Definition of mid i fear

[dusky minnow]

Take that back rn
Miles above it's trash sequel, empty knight or whatever it was called

[burnt heath]

No i wont

[opaque yoke]

exceptional ragebait

[burnt heath]

"Ragebait" just because you disagree 💔

[opaque yoke]

cant just let you get away with that disrespect man

[burnt heath]

What even is there to disrespect 💔

[opaque yoke]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

[burnt heath]

Why should i

[toxic storm]

🍿

[dusky minnow]

Let me have some too

[toxic storm]

Yes here you go 🍿

[dusky minnow]

Thanks 🍿

[spiral void]

=[

[toxic storm]

I ran out of caffeinated water, extremely tragic

[dusky minnow]

Coffee?

[opaque yoke]

i hope flukemarm actually gets you

[opaque yoke]

caffeinated water

[dusky minnow]

Why would that be a bad thing

[toxic storm]

Caffeinated water, friend.

[dusky minnow]

How does one make this type of water?

[frozen oak]

Flavor n what not..

Abominable...

[spiral void]

Hi me new

[dusky minnow]

Hello

[toxic storm]

First you get a water bottle, preferably the massive one like I did, and then you put in acai Mio flavor, and then you shake it up

[opaque yoke]

what

[dusky minnow]

I see

[toxic storm]

Bam 40 oz of caffeine water

[opaque yoke]

man you are some freak

[toxic storm]

Greetings.

[toxic storm]

me?

[opaque yoke]

no youre not

[opaque yoke]

nah naked hornet

not you arrow :3

[toxic storm]

Oh my bad

✨

[opaque yoke]

we gang

[toxic storm]

YUH

[delicate badge]

where did ismoil go

[opaque yoke]

you scared them off

[burnt heath]

Trying to reunite some homsexuals in hell

[dusky minnow]

She is canonically the alluring god of motherhood. Even ignoring that, I will 100% take the chance just for the opportunity to get flukenest irl

[delicate badge]

i didn't?

[delicate badge]

ohh

[toxic storm]

Hi Chair

[delicate badge]

hi :D

[opaque yoke]

im just spouting bs dont mind me

[opaque yoke]

what would you do with a flukenest

[frozen oak]

Take over the world duhh

[opaque yoke]

with a singular flukenest? 😭

[lilac junco]

i hope flukemarm actually gets you

[toxic storm]

Taking over the world sounds so delicious

[burnt heath]

What the hell why

[toxic storm]

Oh dear

[opaque yoke]

LMAO

[lilac junco]

The joke

[burnt heath]

Blocked actually

[toxic storm]

🍿

[opaque yoke]

drama

[lilac junco]

Have you skill solutioned on Balatro yet....

[burnt heath]

I havent hopped

[frozen oak]

They're very

Uh

You know wishing does wonders

[paper quest]

Dont mind me. Just Chillin with Quirrel.

[burnt heath]

I mind actually

[toxic storm]

QUIRREL WAAAAAAAAAAAA

[paper quest]

Womp Womp ig

[burnt heath]

No its more like

Youre banned

[toxic storm]

‼️

[paper quest]

Literally 1984

[burnt heath]

yes

[lilac junco]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-walter-white-walter-white-breaking-gif-12716711535205409453

[frozen oak]

[paper quest]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-moderators-gif-19474608

[dull oracle]

its 2014 what do you mean

[paper quest]

Silksong? What is that? Come on, hop on Minecraft

[frozen oak]

ACAKL

IT WORKS!!

[dull oracle]

please stop talking about bad games🙏

[toxic storm]

Yes it did shhh

✨

[frozen oak]

Of course!

Urethra!

[paper quest]

I hope you do a late game shade skip in Steel Soul

[dull oracle]

please stop talking about bad games 🙏

[toxic storm]

This does not help my irrational fear of mods unfortunately

[frozen oak]

Im a mod in another server but im super duper nice and buddy buddy pinky promise

Its like im a real person

[toxic storm]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat

There are no real people here don't be ridiculous /j

[frozen oak]

Right, what was i thinking..

[dusky minnow]

Use it to farm enemies (slaughter innocent civilians) for geo (United States dollars)

[paper quest]

Ight. Ima clear the soul sanctum in steel soul

[toxic storm]

Yuh you go do that epic

[frozen oak]

Heading for washington

[dusky minnow]

Good luck with the soul twister guys

[paper quest]

They are pretty simple tbh.

[opaque yoke]

nothing but pure intentions right

[reef sierra]

Is thou part of the gim troupe? Thou art a villain!

[dusky minnow]

I'm pretty sure they ended a steel soul run of mine once. Or at least they were close since I think I might've exited the game last second

[frozen oak]

Nah hell yeah of cours

[paper quest]

L bozo git gud

[dusky minnow]

Blasphemy

[dusky minnow]

Ok these guys are the easy ones

[opaque yoke]

looking at current events, they dont even need a flukenest for that to happen anyways

[reef sierra]

I have heard many tales of thy villainy!

Prove thyself!

[dusky minnow]

Flukenest is too op. Irl flukenest would be busted. Countries would be taken over within hours

[dusky minnow]

What such tales have you heard?

[paper quest]

I may or may not be running nail 1 + strength

[dusky minnow]

Nail 1 is just better

Just use spells

[reef sierra]

Many of thy cultish friends have spread thy cult as well as partaking in acts I cannot say

[toxic storm]

I need some more water guys but should I get normal flavor or should I caffeinate my water again (not coffee)

[burnt heath]

Drink the gender fluid

[dusky minnow]

Just a simple way to expand the cult. I have not partaken in such events, although I occasionally get a request from someone willing to join the troupe

[toxic storm]

Is that caffeinated

[reef sierra]

AH THOU HAVE FALLEN FOR MINE TRAP!

[dusky minnow]

How come?

[reef sierra]

Thee has admitted it is a cult!

[reef sierra]

Cults are known for their villainy and manipulation!

[dusky minnow]

Yes, but thinking about it, what really even is a cult anyways besides a large group of friends?

[dusky minnow]

This is the good kind

[reef sierra]

Nay, there is no good cult, sir hornet

[paper quest]

First phase done

[reef sierra]

I forsake thee

[paper quest]

And done

[dusky minnow]

A cult is defined as "a system of religious veneration and devotion directed towards a particular figure or object." Nowhere does it say it must be of malicious nature. The figure in question is our troupe master gim

[toxic storm]

I got not caffeinated water it's tropical coconut flavored

[reef sierra]

Ah thee may be correct but thy system can never work as intended

[opaque yoke]

yeah thats legit

[reef sierra]

Shall always be filled with villainy

[opaque yoke]

how many tries did that take you

[dusky minnow]

Alas, the gim troupe has found a way to make it work. Has taken this system and fixed it

[paper quest]

Im on permadeath rn

[opaque yoke]

bro whats permadeath

[dusky minnow]

Steel soul

[paper quest]

You die you start over

[reef sierra]

In what way? Thou art sure of thy success?

[opaque yoke]

ohhh right okay

thats impressive then

[toxic storm]

This channel has gotten rather interesting

[dusky minnow]

Considering the fact that we have gained over a hundred members in about a week of our existence, I would say that we are fairly successful. We have several ways to keep things in order and we try to maintain peace

[reef sierra]

Thy member counts means nothing to me

[frozen oak]

Ah I love dumping lore on my friend who asks

Its so peam

[reef sierra]

I only care about thy character

[dusky minnow]

Our troupe master is a righteous gim

[reef sierra]

Can I have a meeting with thy master?

[dusky minnow]

Let me see

[opaque yoke]

wait are there cult auditions happening right now

[toxic storm]

Perhaps

[frozen oak]

[subtle whale]

you may

[frozen oak]

Hes a lot smaller than I thought

[onyx ore]

Yeay master is here

[dusky minnow]

I have talked to the leader and he is here right now

[opaque yoke]

did you just call the master small

[toxic storm]

Oh dear

[dusky minnow]

He is gim, not Grimm after all

[reef sierra]

Art thee the master?

[onyx ore]

[onyx ore]

Yeah

[subtle whale]

i am

[frozen oak]

My bad original ganstas

I didnt mean it

[opaque yoke]

oh there are two masters

[reef sierra]

Which is the true master?

[toxic storm]

Fire

[opaque yoke]

youre about to get hung for that

[onyx ore]

I'm just an humble helper

[reef sierra]

I CALLED UPON THEE SIR GIM!

[dusky minnow]

I wouldn't worry. Our troupe master is merciful

[subtle whale]

me, as can be shown by my title being troupe master

[opaque yoke]

oh ok i see 🧐

[subtle whale]

i have mercy

[opaque yoke]

they just pulled out a gun on my friend garfield

[toxic storm]

Nooo don't hang him he's great

[reef sierra]

ART THEE A VILLAIN?

[opaque yoke]

what peaceful

[onyx ore]

Naaah

[subtle whale]

no

[opaque yoke]

its not my decision bro 😭

[opaque yoke]

gaslighting in real time

[reef sierra]

WHAT ART THY GOALS?

[opaque yoke]

to take over the world

[dusky minnow]

Oh no not the cat!!! I'm just glad a gun wasn't pulled on Garfeldi

[subtle whale]

to gim, alongside chris

that’s chris

[frozen oak]

Sigh everyone confuses me with that cat

Only like 2 people ever know where my name is from

[opaque yoke]

me too man

[reef sierra]

What is thy meaning of "to gim"

[opaque yoke]

gar gar binks?

[onyx ore]

I'm supporting you with chris

[dusky minnow]

I didn't confuse u with the cat, but I don't know where the name is from

[opaque yoke]

brother we go gim

[subtle whale]

it is simply to partake in the daily gimming, and make people become gimmed

[frozen oak]

Pratt???

[opaque yoke]

LMAO

[subtle whale]

no

[reef sierra]

For what is gimming?

[opaque yoke]

out of all the chris's thats the one your mind went to first

[onyx ore]

We don't rlly know

[subtle whale]

check the memes channel here at 12:15 PST (Pacific Standard Time) and you shall see

[frozen oak]

He voices gargeild in the gargeild movie

GARFIELD

[thick cosmos]

We Gim the hollow knight meme section

[opaque yoke]

oddly specific

[frozen oak]

Jewz

[reef sierra]

I WAS ASKING THY LEADER NOT THEE

[opaque yoke]

oh shit i remember

didnt he get memed on alot for that

[onyx ore]

[frozen oak]

I think it was more the Mario movie

[reef sierra]

In this server?

[toxic storm]

I forgot there was even a Garfield movie

[frozen oak]

Mushroom kingdom...! Here i come...!

[opaque yoke]

good keep it that way

[subtle whale]

yes

[toxic storm]

lol

[thick cosmos]

He’s a mod on the server

[opaque yoke]

wait he was in mario too??

[frozen oak]

Ya

[opaque yoke]

whats this implication

[subtle whale]

everyone, may i discuss these matters with @reef sierra?

[reef sierra]

I find thee inadequate to answer mine questions

[opaque yoke]

i vote no

[dusky minnow]

He WAS Mario

[dusky minnow]

Yes troupe master, I will stay silent

[frozen oak]

He IS MARO

[opaque yoke]

LMAO

since when did he start getting cast for va roles

but i definitely remember him getting memed for garfield

[subtle whale]

we will simply discuss in dms, carry on

[frozen oak]

Since he stomped on koopas

Hes so cool..

[opaque yoke]

free my boy koopa he aint do nothing wrong

[reef sierra]

I accept thy proposal

[dusky minnow]

Yes troupe master
If it's not an issue, please tell me later where the situation stands

[opaque yoke]

wait

do you not believe on turtle rights

[toxic storm]

GASP

[frozen oak]

Thats miyamotos words not mine

[opaque yoke]

SURE BRO

[frozen oak]

I accidentally let a turtle drown though me thinks when I was like 5

[opaque yoke]

SURE YOURE JUST 'paraphrasing'

we see you for what you truly are now

[opaque yoke]

bro what

[toxic storm]

Garfeldi the turtle killer

[opaque yoke]

nah would you imagine

[thick cosmos]

Wdym you let him drown

[opaque yoke]

as expected from gar gar binks

[frozen oak]

It ran away and fell into the pool

I wasn't watching ..,..

[opaque yoke]

☠️

[dusky minnow]

Gar...
Garpede!!!

[opaque yoke]

i think you were definitely involved in that drowning

[frozen oak]

I think i was innocent swear

[toxic storm]

I believe he purposely drowned the turtle /j

[opaque yoke]

HELL YEAH

[frozen oak]

Guys are we slash s r s or slash j

[opaque yoke]

we are slash dead serious

[frozen oak]

Slash deadass

[opaque yoke]

note the past tense

dead ass?

[frozen oak]

Yes

Or more, less commonly referred to as "deaduzz"

[paper quest]

Zoom

[dusky minnow]

Peak
As in crystal peak

[opaque yoke]

that is very neat

[opaque yoke]

dead huzz

[paper quest]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[frozen oak]

No... NOO

[toxic storm]

Oh dear

[frozen oak]

Guys are these so called "gims" just a recolored mafia

Im shivering

[opaque yoke]

actually

you might be onto something

[frozen oak]

It threatened me with a gun not coolio famio

[dusky minnow]

Can't confirm nor deny
You'll have to take that up with the troupe master

[opaque yoke]

yeah the gun was def suspicious

🤨

[toxic storm]

[frozen oak]

Taking it up with the higher ups ah hell naw 😭

[opaque yoke]

so it is true

[frozen oak]

Running for the hills

[opaque yoke]

okay kate bush

[dusky minnow]

I clearly said I couldn't confirm nor deny

[frozen oak]

When people say that its so obviously yes I know a lawyer when I see one

[opaque yoke]

whats wrong with just denying it tho

[dusky minnow]

I legally can't be a lawyer

[frozen oak]

"Lying" or whatever LYing never hurt anyone

[opaque yoke]

why not

[dusky minnow]

I don't have the certification and whatnot

[frozen oak]

But ii dooo

[reef sierra]

Thy cult leader seems normal

[opaque yoke]

or maybe youre just saying that

so we dont suspect you being a lawyer

[reef sierra]

I will continue mine conversation

[dusky minnow]

Told ya so

[toxic storm]

They brainwashed him

[reef sierra]

Thou might be in trouble with him

[reef sierra]

Nay

[dusky minnow]

If I were a lawyer would I have jaywalked? Didn't think so

[opaque yoke]

we lost another

[paper quest]

Lock in!

[opaque yoke]

todays a dark day

[dusky minnow]

Wait....uhhhh how come

[toxic storm]

Yes this is extremely tragic

[opaque yoke]

LMFAO but thats nothing

[toxic storm]

Ya you better

[reef sierra]

Mine mind is clear

[frozen oak]

Jaywalling is very serious

[dusky minnow]

It's a serious offense

[reef sierra]

I may still be on the fence

[frozen oak]

I was arrested for it (source me)

[opaque yoke]

no like for a lawyer

[opaque yoke]

rip actually that sucks

[dusky minnow]

If I were a lawyer, would I have stolen a French fry off the plate of one of my friends?

[frozen oak]

Nah its fine

[toxic storm]

Just don't get caught next time

[opaque yoke]

okay but thats not even a criminal offense bro

[frozen oak]

I think cop thought I looked at em weird or something 😭

[frozen oak]

Stupid me what was i doing

[opaque yoke]

did you tho

[frozen oak]

No!!!

[opaque yoke]

ok ok

[paper quest]

Oh boy I cut it too close. This is another 1 hp incident. The grub can wait

[opaque yoke]

you gotta lock in bro

[toxic storm]

You're making me really anxious

[paper quest]

Im headed to dreamnail

[dusky minnow]

I dare u to get the grub

[opaque yoke]

the next update better be an amazing one or else

[toxic storm]

Be careful T-T

[paper quest]

That grub should learn patience and getting out on its own

[toxic storm]

Or else what O-O

[frozen oak]

Poor little guys domt even know

Eating

[dusky minnow]

I don't get why the grubs just don't take the lid off the jar

[frozen oak]

Have you seen their hands

[opaque yoke]

we will find out soon all in good time

[frozen oak]

You try twisting something with NUBS

[paper quest]

Maybe the same reason why Hornet couldn't on r/Silksong

[opaque yoke]

gar speaking from experience over here

[frozen oak]

UAAGH

I KNOW WHAT YOURE TALLING ABOUR

[dusky minnow]

If they can dig their way all the way from deepnest to infected crossroads where grubfather is, they can take a lid off of a jar

[frozen oak]

Not true

[dusky minnow]

Nooooo not the r/Silksong jar Hornet 😭

[frozen oak]

False information

[paper quest]

Im the one responsible for the John Wick timeline there

[frozen oak]

I only look there sometimes

And my animal instincts are not good

My stupidass gets way too excited for

For.... for... BAIT... eueuee ue

[toxic storm]

‼️

The caffeine is finally starting to wear off chat

[opaque yoke]

nooooo

DO SOME MORE INTAKE

[toxic storm]

lol why

[opaque yoke]

no clue

[frozen oak]

What time is it for yya

[opaque yoke]

would be fun

[toxic storm]

Almost 3:30 (AM)

[frozen oak]

East coast....

[toxic storm]

No why are you sad

[frozen oak]

Its eviilllll over there capital E evill

[toxic storm]

HAHA

yeah

[frozen oak]

I suppose you really should sleep

[toxic storm]

Possibly

[opaque yoke]

whats evil about the east coast

[frozen oak]

Hurricanes and floedia

And uh

Washington

And nyc

[opaque yoke]

ah yes so the people

[toxic storm]

But I very likely will be lying in bed for an hour or two more anyway if I try

[onyx ore]

Hello, I'm back

[opaque yoke]

you dont have to wake up early right

[toxic storm]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[frozen oak]

My super secret strategy is so stare up at the ceiling

Hello there

Tiny squib

[opaque yoke]

its the helper

[onyx ore]

General garfeldi

[onyx ore]

Yeaah

[toxic storm]

No I'm completely free tomorrow, otherwise I wouldn't have been so chill about it

[opaque yoke]

okay thats awesome then, functioning on sleep deprivation is actual hell

[toxic storm]

I can say with LOTS of experience that yes it very much is

[dusky minnow]

Hello helper

[opaque yoke]

you will be ok for the first hour

[frozen oak]

Dude before I fixed my schedule

[opaque yoke]

then hell

[toxic storm]

lol

[frozen oak]

I'd run off like 3-4 hours a day

[opaque yoke]

holy shit bruh

how did you manage

[toxic storm]

I remember my school days where I'd get 5 hours of sleep max

[frozen oak]

You see i HAD to manage

If I passed out

Whoops grades dropped

[toxic storm]

It was normally the same as Garfeldi

[opaque yoke]

holy shit man

[toxic storm]

:p

[opaque yoke]

wait so sleeping made you lose grades

😵‍💫

[frozen oak]

Yes, but thats because i had other things to do

I have two j*bs

[toxic storm]

EW

[frozen oak]

And well... I also like to draw and play games

[opaque yoke]

oh nah not the j*b

[toxic storm]

Yoooooo real

Imagine being employed

[opaque yoke]

thats awesome you should show your sketches

[frozen oak]

I...

[toxic storm]

Ooo yes

[opaque yoke]

exactly like

who yearns to work

[toxic storm]

.......................

[opaque yoke]

oh

[toxic storm]

Totally not me... heh...

[opaque yoke]

we have an impostor amogus

[toxic storm]

WAIERIFHWROIFHW LET ME EXPLAIN

[opaque yoke]

but in all honesty me too

[opaque yoke]

UHUH LETS HEAR IT

[toxic storm]

I want to be a tattoo artist ok it's not that bad I promise T-T

[opaque yoke]

oh thats fucking neat

[toxic storm]

:D

[frozen oak]

I just more or less started drawing more and more for this game I've been trying to bring to life. But its a very McDonald's Fandom and its scawy to show art. Also everyone's is like better than mine so UAGAHAH

[opaque yoke]

hell yeah thats awesome

you must be very good at drawing as well then

[frozen oak]

Err...

I mean i wont say im bad

[toxic storm]

post it in that art channel!

[opaque yoke]

whats mcdonalds fandom and its okay bro just show us

[frozen oak]

McDonald's Fandom is just what my friends call it because the entire fanbase can fit inside a very small McDonald's

[opaque yoke]

also kinda related but do you want to get tattood yourself

[toxic storm]

yes but not very much bcuz I'm afraid of needles lmao

[opaque yoke]

yeah thats tiny as hell

[toxic storm]

I say as I have my ears pierced and want more piercings and want tattoos

[opaque yoke]

completely understandable

[frozen oak]

I unfortunately domt have the free time i like to just... work on the game.

[paper quest]

I just thought of a funny meme regarding 1 heart steel soul and saving that grub

[toxic storm]

I almost passed out when I got my ears pierced

[opaque yoke]

LOL imagine your tattoo artist is afraid of needles

[opaque yoke]

oh yeah the feeling is really yikes bro

[toxic storm]

Well it's ok when the needles aren't being used on meeeeeee

[opaque yoke]

you focus too much on the fact youre getting tattood and boom head woozy

[paper quest]

It has to do with an old AT&T ad about texting and driving

[toxic storm]

and I still need my double lobe piercings and my helix piercing

[opaque yoke]

that honestly sucks man

[toxic storm]

That sounds amazing

[opaque yoke]

hell yeha its worth it

ill be honestw ith you

im only missing the helix piercings but im thinking of going triple lobe as well

[toxic storm]

DO IT

[opaque yoke]

helix is gonna hurt though

have u thought of piercings anywhere else

[paper quest]

Once I reach a bench

[toxic storm]

I'm only doing a helix piercing on my left ear bcuz yes and also my hair completely covers my right ear but my left is exposed if my hair is styled

[opaque yoke]

@frozen oak btw we are still waiting for you to send that art

[frozen oak]

Acckack

Well you see

No image perms

[toxic storm]

Oh that was for Karma's piercings but also yes send that meme hehe

[opaque yoke]

oooo itd be practical for you as well

[frozen oak]

[toxic storm]

yaur gotta add to my side shave

[opaque yoke]

cause you said it makes you pass out so it wouldnt be as intense as well

[opaque yoke]

oh shit yea ☠️ uhh reminder tomorrow

[opaque yoke]

hell yeah bro

what about eyebrow piercings and stuff

🤔

[toxic storm]

I've actually rly considered an eyebrow piercing but idk if I could handle a needle to the face that's so scary

[paper quest]

Anyways, quickslash acquired

[toxic storm]

I also wanted a tongue piercing but it's just so easy to infect and also I'm tongue tied sooo

[toxic storm]

yippee!

[opaque yoke]

oh ive seen these, the infections are way too common man

i wouldnt say its worth the pain

[toxic storm]

yeah

[frozen oak]

Hm. Honestly I dont think coding is for me. Its a whole other language to learn that I just cant wrap my head around. I love doing the art and the designs and story though. Biiigg problem without the coding though.

I used to get help from my teacher (which is where the whole game kinda came from) but I domt have her class anymore. So with not very much free time and little knowledge im more or less at my stalemate

[toxic storm]

OH and spider bites

but oral piercings are just ehhh

[frozen oak]

Buuutt I like to think if I just put more effort into trying to learn something will come from it!

[toxic storm]

You could take online classes maybe

[opaque yoke]

hmm maybe you could find someone whos pretty good in that area? like make a friend or something

[frozen oak]

I don t have the money for this..

[toxic storm]

lol

[opaque yoke]

and you could take care of the art and they could do the code

[frozen oak]

I know one friend but hes kind of a meanie weanie to work with.

[frozen oak]

Thays what I've been thinking about

[opaque yoke]

oh ive seen these they look super cool

is it like a lip piercing?

[frozen oak]

But alas I have no such friend who would work with me without being a rudie

[toxic storm]

OH WAIT WRONG PIERCING LMAO

[opaque yoke]

oh man thats not right

[frozen oak]

Sorry for disturbing the piercing convo btw

My bad ga

[opaque yoke]

oh nah 😭

[opaque yoke]

BRO

[toxic storm]

I meant snake bites

[opaque yoke]

we are all gang here

[toxic storm]

nonono it's oki

[frozen oak]

Hmm onay

[toxic storm]

spider bites are also lip piercings tho yes

[opaque yoke]

OHHH okay

[toxic storm]

or a vertical labret

but I will never get oral piercings

[opaque yoke]

yeah i was gonna say

they might hurt more than the eyebrow one

it sucks though because they look so cool

[toxic storm]

I'm more worried about the easy infection and how uncomfortable and annoying they would be while healing but ya the pain...

My mouth is very sensitive to pain also :(

[opaque yoke]

yeah the whole thing with eating food as well might affect it

[toxic storm]

So are my ears so that's kinda funny

[toxic storm]

yep

[paper quest]

Does anyone know what font this could be?

[opaque yoke]

🧐

[toxic storm]

Nah :(

[frozen oak]

Blue..

[toxic storm]

lol

[opaque yoke]

LOL

i cannot tell what font that is

[toxic storm]

there's one more reason but idk if it's ok for me to say or not

[opaque yoke]

it looks way too common

[opaque yoke]

as long as you don tfiddle with them much it should be fine

[toxic storm]

ye ik I already have ear piercings lol

[frozen oak]

I think after this camping trip im definitely going to try to learn how to code with this programing. I cant do scripting--its really hard. Unity my number 1 opp. But this friend of mine let me use his construct account so perhaps I'll try that..

[opaque yoke]

yessir double lobe soon

[frozen oak]

But if that doesn't work out shii buh im scrapped im screwed

[toxic storm]

I'm actually going for the helix first

[opaque yoke]

hell yeah as long as you have the spirit

[opaque yoke]

start out small and try to get the syntax and stuff firstt

[frozen oak]

Ugh I unfortunately really do have the spirit. But enough to avoid my hard procrastination issues? Ooouugghhh

[toxic storm]

yes

[opaque yoke]

oh hell yeah

[toxic storm]

REAL

[opaque yoke]

when are you planning

[toxic storm]

I just need to get something to keep in there for the healing time and then my uncle can pierce it

[toxic storm]

no clue

[opaque yoke]

just dont set unreasonably high expectations or you will end up tweaking

[toxic storm]

hopefully by or around my birthday

[frozen oak]

Oh well yeah, i know that much

[opaque yoke]

like a piercing

[toxic storm]

uh

[opaque yoke]

what

[undone chasm]

<@&283547423706447872>

[toxic storm]

earring to keep in yk

[frozen oak]

High expectations are somrthing im not used to haa..

[rigid storm]

Hello

[opaque yoke]

OHH right yeah

[frozen oak]

Hello

[toxic storm]

lol

[opaque yoke]

welcome matthew

[toxic storm]

can't wait until I have it and it's healed and then I can put a little hoop in

[paper quest]

<@&283547423706447872>

[toxic storm]

hihi

[opaque yoke]

youre boutta style on them

[toxic storm]

yuhhhhhhh

I will be the swaggiest mf around

[opaque yoke]

as you should be bro

[toxic storm]

you're so cool bro you're my friend now (you can't escape this /j)

and Garfeldi

✨

[frozen oak]

[opaque yoke]

HELL YEAH

[toxic storm]

aww

[opaque yoke]

[toxic storm]

[frozen oak]

Nice to meet some new people

[toxic storm]

yusssss

[reef sierra]

I have infiltrated the cult

[frozen oak]

Been stuck with my old traveling circus for like a year

[dusky minnow]

*troupe

[toxic storm]

you mean I just befriended a clown?

fire

[reef sierra]

I shall continue mine investigation and interrogation

[opaque yoke]

wait

are you a double agent

[toxic storm]

GASP

[paper quest]

Hang on I heed an image of the steel soul health at one hp

[opaque yoke]

done called gar gar binks a clown 😭

[paper quest]

Its almost done

[dusky minnow]

There is nothing to investigate. We are a happy gim troupe family who participated in gimming and that's it

[toxic storm]

he said he was in a circus broski

[reef sierra]

Just a propagator of justice

[paper quest]

No Im not risking my current save

[opaque yoke]

yes but maybe they played the hoopmaster

think about it

[reef sierra]

Thou art not to discuss this topic without thy troupe master

[opaque yoke]

we better not let them find out

[toxic storm]

Garfeldi the ringmaster?

[opaque yoke]

yes

[frozen oak]

Huh wha

I heard my name again

[opaque yoke]

completely plausible

[toxic storm]

✨

[reef sierra]

I have been open with mine reasoning

[opaque yoke]

no no you didnt

[frozen oak]

Oh, onay

[opaque yoke]

which is what

[reef sierra]

They have tried to convince me otherwise

[reef sierra]

To bring justice to the unjust and stop evil from spreading

[opaque yoke]

way too easy

[opaque yoke]

yes we do not stand for gim troupe propaganda

[dusky minnow]

Well, I could argue that this is a different server with different people, but did you not start discussing this topic first?

[reef sierra]

Nay I merely stated i was investigating thy troupe behaviors

[paper quest]

Does anyone have a good tool to remove the backgroung of this? MS paint's isnt having it

[frozen oak]

The digital art i did for the game concepts was absolute buns... well, most of it. I was able to use a drawing tablet photoshop at one point for the assets--but that was stripped from me and then I was confined to chrome CANVAS

[dusky minnow]

So it is a troupe, not a cult as you spoke of earlier?

[frozen oak]

ChROME... CANVAS..

[toxic storm]

not chrome canvas oh no

[frozen oak]

Its so ABHORRENT

Genuinely the worst experience

[toxic storm]

burn it

[reef sierra]

I have swapped mine terms until I discover more evidence of thy cultishness

[frozen oak]

I need me a drawing tablet of my own. I have the funds buutt there's some issues going on I suppose so ughh

Waiting on that

[toxic storm]

Issues?

[dusky minnow]

So I see we have done a good job at convincing. For now, how about both of us stop mentioning the troupe as to not break any potential rules and have any issues with the master. Even if it is just stating facts and the obvious

[reef sierra]

Nay I would not use we in thy statement

[frozen oak]

Basically I told my mom i was going to buy the tablet and she said "oh hold on, send me the link and let me do it." So I go "hmmm sir yes sir" and hmm theres no tablet in my grubby hands yet

Lowkey I think she just forgot..

[reef sierra]

Thy leader has a way with words

[frozen oak]

I should just remind her after the camping trip

[toxic storm]

Yeah just remind her

[frozen oak]

I was going to a few days ago

But she crashed out to me for reasons

[toxic storm]

Ah I see

[frozen oak]

So I just... waited.

[toxic storm]

Gotta wait for the right mood

[dusky minnow]

While our leader has done a great deal of convincing, I prefer the term "we" to further boost the sense of kinship we share in the troupe

[frozen oak]

I can buy it myself no issues but I guess itd be cheaper if she did it??

[lilac junco]

Oh boy, the free money offer is still up!!! I'm so excited to get FREE money (real!)

[opaque yoke]

mr beast is just so generous!!!

[reef sierra]

I do not care about thine own sense of kinship

[lilac junco]

🥰

[frozen oak]

Mr bEAST please give me money

WHATT

[toxic storm]

MR WHO

I SAW THAT

[frozen oak]

I...

[toxic storm]

HAHAHA

[dusky minnow]

Our troupe's sense of family and friendship is one of our defining aspects for me

[opaque yoke]

LMFAO

[frozen oak]

Diabolical autocorrect

[toxic storm]

Indeed

[opaque yoke]

your

it autocorrected to fucking breastfeeding??? 😭

how off was your spelling bro

[lilac junco]

LMAO

I've seen plenty of mr breast but that's a new one for me

Legendary

[frozen oak]

Mr beast mr breast

[opaque yoke]

nah deadass

yes

and the feeding just got added to it automatically

says alot about you as a person, garfield

[frozen oak]

NO NO

[toxic storm]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[frozen oak]

Eeuuwe No just no

[toxic storm]

I mean I'm not one to shame

...

ANYWAY

[frozen oak]

https://tenor.com/view/silencing-the-evil-shut-up-cat-spam-gif-12771978950366181258

[opaque yoke]

LMFAOOO

[toxic storm]

I love the gifs you send they're always so

[opaque yoke]

embed fail

[toxic storm]

visible

[opaque yoke]

point and lauh

laugh

LMFAO real

[frozen oak]

Im trying my best guys

[opaque yoke]

wait arrow

can you send gifs

[toxic storm]

Have you tried being patient instead

[frozen oak]

Ya

[opaque yoke]

or join vcs

[toxic storm]

I believe so

[opaque yoke]

okay neat

[reef sierra]

I have little concern for thee as thy miswording led to my mistrust of thy troupe

[toxic storm]

I don't join vcs either way

[toxic storm]

Not enough apparently

[frozen oak]

Can't wait to join a vc and stream fortnite battle royal for 3 seconds before I get crucified

[toxic storm]

!

[opaque yoke]

so i dont have to pay 20$ to ismoil after all

[opaque yoke]

LMFAO immediate humbling

[opaque yoke]

okok just curious about the perms you get

[frozen oak]

If i could stream my switch games I would instead of the shlock

7 hours of Mario kart ❤️

[toxic storm]

I've never sent one so I'm not entirely sure

I don't ever send gifs or anything lol

[opaque yoke]

test it rn

[opaque yoke]

ohh okay fair

[toxic storm]

MARIO KART YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[toxic storm]

uhhhhhhhh hang on lemme find something decent

[opaque yoke]

okie

[toxic storm]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-hollow-knight-breakdance-gif-4991443249772973911

[frozen oak]

WhatsApp chicken

[toxic storm]

yeas

[dusky minnow]

Simple misspeak. As we were talking about cults, the word naturally got put in my sentences in ways that should have been reworded. Not wanting to dishonor the troupe, I came up with arguments I saw fit to combat the negative association of the word cult. Simple mistake on my end

[opaque yoke]

hell yeah

i love this lore expansion thats been just happening on gim troupe in the meantime

[toxic storm]

so ya I think you just have to wait until the "new knight" thing goes away

[toxic storm]

indeedles

[opaque yoke]

im gonna pass away

[reef sierra]

Thou continued to speak of it as such though

[dusky minnow]

Mistakes happen

[toxic storm]

nooo pls don't I kinda like when you're alive

[frozen oak]

Kinda

Just a bit

Kinda

[toxic storm]

yeah

[opaque yoke]

reminded me of that one meme

of the guy going 'no haha dont kys your so [insert stuff]'

[toxic storm]

HSAHSQUDU

the vibes I go for a bit

I also just say that to my sister so yk

Peak affection

[opaque yoke]

LMAOOOO hell yeah

[frozen oak]

You're so... (checks cards) talk-to-able

[toxic storm]

You'll find that my affection is extremely limited ✨

At least through words

[opaque yoke]

LMAO

[toxic storm]

Which is your only option soooooooooo

[toxic storm]

me core

more like my oc actually

[opaque yoke]

i think it's actually fine so far

[toxic storm]

MY OC RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[opaque yoke]

OC HYPE

[frozen oak]

Someone said that to me and I only responded with a strained smile

[frozen oak]

Real rea

[toxic storm]

That you're talk-to-able?

[frozen oak]

YES

[opaque yoke]

they checked their cards in real time?

[toxic storm]

HA

[opaque yoke]

☠️☠️

that's way too rough if they actually did that

[toxic storm]

oh moy gaush Garfeldi you're so talktoable

[frozen oak]

Auaghh my irl friends are very

Not affectionate

[toxic storm]

Imagine having friends

[opaque yoke]

😭😭

[toxic storm]

Sorry perhaps that was not appropriate quite yet I sincerely apologize for my darkness

[frozen oak]

Are we slash s r s or slash joshing

[toxic storm]

Well I /srs don't have friends

BUT ANYWAYYYYYYYYY

[frozen oak]

I think my body is exhausting

[toxic storm]

hUh

[frozen oak]

Hibernation time is approaching

[toxic storm]

Ah yes

Do a good sleep

[frozen oak]

I miiggghhhhttttt be back but probably not onay nightt

[toxic storm]

Goodnight!

I should also go to sleep ig since it's 4:19 in the morning

Goodnight to anyone else here 👋

[opaque yoke]

sleep well you two

[paper quest]

I couldn't remove the background cleanly but I have the current meme in hk memes

[paper quest]

Oh crap my reddit account is too young for hk memes

[soft storm]

I dunno if anyone cares or knows who I'm talking about but this feels important to mention
That Mr red sandman guy that joined recently tried to use a fake ID to join an 18+ server

[hidden snow]

wow

[young otter]

who

[opaque yoke]

huh thats really odd

maybe ping the mods?

[opaque yoke]

theyre in general 4 channel

[young otter]

hmmm

[copper pasture]

what does the mods have to do with this?

or you mean the mods of that server

@dapper pulsar is this real?

[opaque yoke]

this cause they didnt really specify if anything happened in that server or not

[copper pasture]

we still dont know if its true or not tho

[opaque yoke]

yeah thats why its odd

[copper pasture]

yea

[native heath]

i got infected crossroads, but now i kinda cant get to the first dreamer can i?