#hk-general
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Hi tired
Unuzi’s your festive Uzi
What?
This guy isn’t silly
He’s scary as shit
He’s scary
I’d shoot him
Very unhinged
-# I needed the metal sorry
That’s not very silly
Now I’m not scared of omori gifs
This guy’s cute

Sans
Omidri
Cute guy is sad

You’re right! That is a man!
And yeah
It’s a game about depression so, everyone’s sad
-# also the fact that he did smth to make everyone hate him
He looks like
How can he be a woman
If he literally looks like man
Cute man
A lot of people think he’s a woman
Wait no
Wrong
Silly me
Yes, this type of man
Literally me
N is such a silly man
I don’t like N
Literally me
I like J better

NO ONE LIKES J
I do 
I can pull up my copypasta on why J has more depression than N 
It’s like 4 messages long
Tf that even mean
Everyone who asked:
I psycho-analysed J 
I silly-analysed N
J…really?…
And made a 4 message long essay on why J has more depression than N
He’s silly
Eat him
But I am
Eat him
No
Eat him
No you aren’t

You’re not real

KarK help me
Kark
KarK
Ik
J is better than N

J
I'm better than all of you
I’m too lazy to write KarK
You are now beyond cooked
muting every single one in the chat rn...

KarK superiority complex and mod abuse arc?
Based
Kark mod abuse lore?
AHHHH
Thats because I wasn't in chat

okay wanna hear smth funny?
Mhm
Yes
Lack of a survival instinct
It can’t hurt me
1 Nov is special day for me don't ask why, so I named myself in game called ssbu 1 Nov as well...
Anywayy, my family surprised me suddenly with a cake since that date came out a few day ago . . .
I don’t get what’s funny
Actually I don’t get it at all
AND THEY FUCKING WROTE MY NAME WRONG!
What
Nov 1 is goated because I can finally drink hot chocolate frequently
Mark
LMFAO
no way ur name is actually KarK
Tf
KarK
kark
I don’t understand why people can’t just say KarK
He’s thinking his blinding lights
its a mispelling
I still wonder why does it matter
I’m lazy
don't ask what character is on the top of the cake he is a crocodile i main in the game prob @polar tiger knows...
Hi lazy
It’s just what he wants to be called, KarK, so why can’t yall just do it, it’s so simple
It’s too hard
Wait actually? I thought it was some sort of joke 😭
To press shift one more time
It’s just KarK
I highly doubt its intentional
No he actually wants to be called KarK
...

Real
I’m gonna call you cheddar
Ok ! K ✨ 👑
Largeceruleancheddar
White American cheese, is that better
Italian parmesan cheese cheddar
That’s my full name
fermented milk
largeceruleancheddar
That’s my name in passport
cheeze burgerr
Any name of cheese is my name
cheesee burger
Lactobacillus plantarum, Lactobacillus brevis, Lactobacillus helveticus, and Lactobacillus lactis
I’ll name my son this name
I LOVE YOGURT
yougurt with burger?
i usually eat it alone
Don’t talk about my family
so it happens
with a few toppings sometimes
Such as curry
Uzi

Ye?
Chat I'ma dox cheese
heyy plushie
😂
Hi KarK
Hello plushie
Hi Uzi
Yeah I found you cheese

What're you gonna do about it
I’m in Copper-9
Explode
Goodbye fridge
MY FRIDGE
murder drones referenced
I myself am a MD reference
omori pfp located
you're so real for that
QUICK THROW CHEESE INTO NEIGHBORS BACKYARD
I’m ever so obsessed with MD
I wish the series was still ongoing lowkey I would go crazy over every episode that released
NO
NO
I WILL EXPLODE IN YOUR FRIDGE
🎻
CAUSE YOU DOXED ME
LEAVE ME ALOWNE 
HE KILLED ME
NOOOO
I wanted to explode

This gif will give you ptsd
I actually don't mind spiders
me when i rember my physics exams
Talk about spiders I have a hornet plushie
My cat was sleeping with it earlier

kitty footage
REAL COMFY!
Me when I wrote Kark instead of KarK idk
Muted.
she complained when I tried taking the plushie from her so I let her keep it
it's hers now
Thanks, now I want this plush
What
Time to use cheese ability of spawning money out of nowhere
I need
To buy
A HORNET PLUSH
You should totally get it, it's very high quality, her nail attaches to her through magnets embedded under the fabric of both the plushie and the nail itself
fr I'm waiting for them to restock
I still don't know which character I'm getting tho I was thinking maybe Basil
kitty !!

Basil is overhated imo
Sounds really cool
Basil is overbasiled
cause it is
That’s why it’s overhated
I just realised that I started learning English again just cause I don’t want to look dumb in this chat
ohh you're learning from discord?;
Valid reason to learn english 🔥
From everything that has English language in it
Honestly same with russian for me, although where I live most people already speak it so, but it's so hard to pick up on it when I already have so many things going on
i rember when i was dumb 13y trying to chat in english and don't know half of the abbreviation and words...
Soo me rn
yet i still sucks
10110110101011100101?
or xgdudxhxhdudhxh
Real
ERROR, DAMN NOT FOUND, XAN'T GIVE IT!
Leats speak morse code idk
Shit, I thought it was a nazi vessel 
I actually don't understand morse code
like how does it work
how can you tell what letter is which
how do you form sentences with that
Same
Tap-tap-tap (stop) tap-tap-tap
It’s really slow
sup carrot
I think
long time no see
i think i’ve seen /‘s be put in between the letters so you can tell what is what
or words maybe
i kinda forget
also hi poki !!!

Yeah but morse code is not only on paper it's sound as well
how would those — translate to sound
Idk, morse code feels like it was made only to say “SOS”
LOL What does SOS even stand for anyway
oh true i kinda forgot about that as well
fair
save our souls
Save Our Souls
Yeah
or than I had idk
Sounds really depressing
grammar
yeah 
It doesn't stand for anything, it's simply the easiest combination of letters to send through Morse code that isn't so simple you could type it accidentally
short and long tones
mmm but let's say you tap a pen how'd that work
interval between taps
Fair enough
"Save our Ship" or "Save our Souls" is something that was made up after the signal was invented because it sounded cool
Save Our Souls
Tap, tap and little stop, tap
Valid
yeah you sound knowledgeable on this topic you’re probably right
aaaa gotchu gotchu
And short tap
I mean I do remember learning abt it but I kinda skimmed it and I'm not really known for having the best memory
memories must be erased for new one's to be born
It was useful for transmitting messages
yeah
BANJO
"A Human's Touch" by TWRP yeah
Yeah yeah I remember it got popular when the book of bill came out haha
atleast for me
Gravity Falls hype died so fast this year
It was like
Only half of August?
Or when was book of bill released
I know right, died as I finished rewatching it
oh i didn’t realize it died
Gravity Falls is getting old idk
don't say that
The website was pretty fun
The other day I went to an abandoned 3 floor office and I got jumpscared by a bill cipher graffity on one of the warehouse walls
Idk, new Gravity Falls hype died faster than Fnaf movie hype
Idk, I love fnaf
Same
I literally watched 1 hour video about all fnaf books
i never really got into the fnaf fandom but it seems cool
I used to stay up all night just binge watching fnaf content n timelines you're so real for that
Now I’m certified fnaf books lore expert
I think so
You don't gotta get into the fandom necessarily but it's definetly an experience
I was so happy while was watching Fnaf movie in Cinema
SAMEE I went with a william afton cosplay
There was some fnaf cosplayers
Their cosplays was made out of cardboard but they still looked cool
me n my ex friend stayed up the previous night making our hats
Based
I want to do same when fnaf movie 2 releases
There's a second coming up?
Yeah
Hell yeah
No, I've been flooded with US elections (I'm european)
But yeah I should check it out
O
yeah
And I think
That fnaf movie 2
Is the thing fnaf fandom need
Now blumhouse got enough money to make a real banger for fnaf fans
Tbh I'm currently waiting for the Hatsune Miku movie to get released so me and gang can go watch it so that's a reason to hold on till may aka summer 2025
Idk, never heard about it
Actually I don’t like anime
Idk why
Yeah It didn't get as hyped as I thought it would, it stayed mostly within it's fandom which is the PJSK one
I just love anime pfps cause they’re looking silly
it's not even anime it's a rythm game which is based around vocaloids n has it's own characters
it's actually kinda cool, I'm not really in the fandom tho
too many arguments
Hell yeah I love fnf
remember when Silly Billy came out n it revived the fandom so much that they updated the game
I love tapping 4 buttons
Yeaaah
real
Silly Billy was an actual banger
Yeah, I’m just scared about what people will think
I still listen to it, it's just too good
Yeah, it was peak fnf mod
who cares about other people? Cosplaying is for you and you should enjoy it for you, not for anybody else
Fashion is an art and some people don't get it but some people will
and those are the people that you have to look for
but most of the time I'm sure they'll find you
Yeah, I think so
you just gotta take the first step
It’s really hard to be a cosplayer or something in Russia
Wear full body things, now no one can see you
you live in russia?
Yeah
He does
Hell yeah I'm almost bordering russia
With 90% chance you’ll get called “freak”
Who knows perhaps you could teach me a thing or two
russian is such a common language where I live
And that’s why I’m so happy to see indie games fans there
Haven't talked here in a looong time
So many new people, it's nice to see, really
of course you will but you don't have to listen to em
Idk, it’s hard to find some people who likes same things as me
It is, usually you find them in spaces meant for that kind of people
Yeah
You should go to a convention some time, there's all kinds of people there
You just can’t imagine how happy was I when one guy in school understood my Deltarune reference in talk
Hi to you too
I met this dude who had a spamton pin and an azami pin and we chatted for like half an hour, didn't even know his name or his socials
But still school is full of bullies or idk how to call them in English
It’s that
You’re right on the word
Yeppie 
:')
Yeah, I feel you
That’s everyone in this server
That’s really cool to find someone who understands yiu
Yeah
Yeahhh man I just wish I had the money to attend conventions more often lol
(Instead of HK tryhards)
Kinda just me, cheese, and plushie
they tend to be so expensive
They’re scaring me 
Is this parry ratio good
define tryhard there's levels
Sameee
Oh this was a bad time we're flaming hk tryhards
This august I was at my first convention
HAHA you're good
This convention literally made my summer
Goodbyee, hopefully we'll meet again soon
Pssh hollow knight sweats am I right
yayy
Total nerds
Bye-bye Uzi 
Radhog?
And this is a new save bc my old ps4 got corrupted 😓
I should do at least to p3 with bindings soon
Okay, I gotta go too
Bye cheese
Bye-bye
-# I’m usually in Off-Topic when Cheese is there, so ye
Anyways imma focus on school now
Goodbye for a longer while!
Ightttt cyaa
radiant hall of gods
That's alrightt happens to the best of us
My saves r in my hdd so I have no quick access to them as of rn
Oh nah
I had most rads but I think only ascended absrad
And obblelobbles...
Oh man that's alright you'll get there
Yeah
for me it took me I actually don't remember
I'd say around 2 weeks?
To complete radiant hall of gods
Of grinding or just normal playing
grinding 
Ooooh
hullo
I go by sections
Heyaaa
I feel like I could with a month or so but I get too bored
Recently I've been trying to implement parries to my normal playing
It definetly takes a bit of dedication, I had my moments where I thought I was gonna give up but it was worth pushing through
take your time absolutely
Regardless I'm not too concerned with it
Parries r tricky, it's a good thing to work on
that's good
Ive had my time with hollow knight
Now I feel like a grandmother returning to their home school
It's so fun with those parries
Agreed
Feeling like the next fireborn
I kind of miss HK, it really did get me through my lows
BRO ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS 😭
I've considered replaying it but perhaps I should wait a bit longer before then
no presents💔
i started playing it from some dude in the ultrakill dc recommending it
I DONT WANT TOOOO
L
So real I bought n played Oneshot cause I scrolled through a thumbnail on youtube
didn't even watch the video
I wish I could play it for the first time again
I saw it on the ps store discounted so I got it
Didn't even know what it was about
SAME
I'd love to reexperience it for the first time again, it genuinely hit so close home and it was such a memorable story to explore
and most of all be a part of
Games I want to play blind again would probably be HK, Outer Wilds, Hyper Light Drifter, and Monster Hunter World
Sekiro too
whats monster hunter world
and hyper whateverthefuck
yea yea portal
You hunt monsters
hk isn’t good enough to be played for the first time again

good game still
understandable
Ye
nvm i need ubisoft connect for it
why do we hate hollow knight
That's one dreamer done
It’s a HK server, I’m pretty sure there’s not many
Why am I fixing so much good stuff
HK is one of the last games I'd describe as perfect. It was rushed with a measly budget of $75k which meant it had to be released before it was finished and that meant future DLCs (Namely the Grimm Troupe and Godhome) could not be as finely integrated into the map as they would be if they were part of the base game. The former especially is now a ridiculously boring fetch quest broken up by two good bosses.
Like most Metroidvanias it's plagued by very poor and generic enemy design, which wouldn't be too egregious were the combat system not designed in a way where the depth and complexity of combat would necessarily come from intriguing enemies. What we got instead was a hundred or so enemies with very similar behaviors all around and very little attack diversity (What attacks we did get are quite simple to dodge)
Around half or so of the bosses are boring and unengaging and more serve as a way to reward exploration more than anything else. Certain boss runbacks are very bad (Soul master springs to mind) and retrieving your shade often will lock you inside their arena which makes you bash your head against a wall over and over until you succeed instead of exploring and coming back later (Which is what the game teaches you to do after dying to the Mantis Lords)
Opening to the ultimate guide to hating Hollow Knight (First edition)
Bruh
I need to read what I send
Why am I finding so much good HK inspired music?
Because HK music is good
There’s a guy called Dylscore that makes good HK inspired music
He is frightened as he has caught a glimpse of the truth
why this gato looks dumb lmaoo
it looks sillyy
WHAT
NOT THAT EWWW
That's two.
Im back mother duckers
Howdy all
I don't trust this.
What is that?
so, I'm guessing you did the thing by now, yes?

Trust them

counterargument: please sit and rest
yeah i got the final dreamer now
Hi cheese :)
Hii

I was eeping, but my friend called me and said “let’s play fortnite”
So now I’m awake
Yay

I've actually NEVER touched Fortnite in my life
I just remember it got dissed a lot in 2017
HOT DEALS
I like to play fortnite with my friends
Solo is boring
When I’m playing solo I’d rather to play some story games or tf2
corni = spamton confirmed
Tf2 is the only online game that’s cool without friends
I remember once I attended a convention in goth makeup n fit and scout from tf2 asked for a picture n then we just kinda chatted throughout the rest of the convention
I think that the best game to play with friends is lethal company
Sounds really cool
I wanna try out lethal.company so bad
I really like the conventions
Idk
I was at convention only one time in my life
But it’s so cool idk
In this game I’m becoming from shy to extremely social
Validdd
it's definetly a process to desensitize yourself to socializing in different spaces
It's usually easier with friends
Yeah
I’m loving how funny this game is
It’s not even a horror
It feels like a horror-parody movie
Where everything that supposed to be scary becomes funny
That's hella silly
happens to me when I'm watching analog horror
Yeah, same shit
I think the stupidest analog horror was this one
About man in godzilla suit
That’s so stupid
n9ice
man in suit has kind of a cool concept but the writing is really bungled
n9ice
Idk, they ruined it
It was a bit scary when it started
But then it became a fuckin joke
it would have been better off not trying to bring sci-fi into it
Yeah
like, a guy's body melting without killing him because of fluorescent lights makes sense as an inexplicable supernatural phenomenon
Literally william afton + godzilla
its the way i like to say it
Sausage fingers mcgee returns
He lives

Enough of this guy for today
But got over 50% his hp
Probably gonna beat him tommorow
nice
tbh that's one thing about both grimm fights that I really like
the fact that he does that attack at 75%, 50% and 25% health
indication of progress
it interrupts my combo 😔
Nightmare king peak
Best boss fight of all time
yes
Still trynna decide which boss is better
Orphan of kos or king grim
Like I know they’re separate games but they’re my top rated bosses from any game
Is orphan of kos from elden ring or one of those games?
Bloodborne
i should probably buy bloodborne
i played through elden ring but i’m to dumb to understand😭😭
nice
definitely not grimm 
Ok anyrad player
Nah abs rad better 
Is Nightmare king the hardest boss in HK?
Fuuuck no
Thats subjective but I consider it fairly tough
Most fun boss imo
hardest boss is the final or penultimate one imo
||What do you mean which final and penultimate one?
||
I'm only 90% done with Hallownest.
Ever since nightmare king grim I’ve been trynna chase that high for years
Orphan of kos is up there but fuuuck
I havnt found a game with a boss as good as grim
Yeah grimm is good, but I think you're overdoing it a bit
NKG is like a dance
Cannot think of a more fun boss though
Orphan and kos are like
Peak
Fromsoft games and monster hunter
Great boss design
(Recent monster hunter)
((I've heard the old bosses were janky))
I’ve never played other soulslikes before. If u had 2 compare a bit, which soulslike do u think HK difficulty is most like?
Hollow knight
HK difficulty isn't at all comparable to souls games
thanks 
He said soulslike, not soulsbourne
Soulslike is a nonsense genre that hardly means anything
I mean, I'm scared that I'll be stuck forever playing other soulslike games
I never said it made sense, just said it's different to soulsbourne
Like, what if they're way harder than HK and I just can’t get through
ah yeahh
Nothing a good guide or cheat engine can't fix
sure lol, just curious
Hk isn't really that comparable to soulslikes
Only played DS3, and that isn't really a soulslike, given that it's dark souls
HK attacks are instantaneous while soulslikes (at least ones similar to Dark Souls) have lengthier attack animations
Different styles of gameplay
I must quickly declare my pure hatred for the down dash ability you get with dash master
Ignore the pfp btw
I literally have not gotten a SINGLE good use out of it
And I literally just almost completed ||path of pain|| and the I accidentally freaking down dashed
I'm gonna flip
cool pfp
+1
there are barely any. It's generally not a very good charm. Especially if you're doing path of pain on controller
congrats 
I find dash master (and even sprint master) really fun just so you can go fast and have more freedom with dashing
If they just let me disable down dash I'd love it 10 times more
I took a picture but it blurred cuz I was literally shaking 😭
I was literally one health
Why can't i join vc
What are yalls favorite bosses
read #support-and-faq
absrad
not counting the actual fight, but from a character design standpoint
Oh thank you
marmu
Mantis Lords
Peak
me personally, hive knight
Me in hive rn
hive knight is my pookie
i beat ascended tmg first try
but got my kneecaps surgically removed and shattered by nkg
works the same for nkg
Yeah but the Tricky part there is beating nkg once
HEY
How many of you would use a animated gorb mouse cursor
ive made one before
but its in 32*32px
do we want to up the quality of the shitpost to a watering, stunning and Glorius
64*64px
(react if interested 10+ and ill do it)
just learned about the straight tag in webfishing being really expensive
It’s so fucking funny
a
You’ve heard about the pink tax now get ready for the monochrome tax
How would you guys describe the difference between controller and switch? Thinking of buying HK again but on xbox
Well switch kinda just sucks so it should be better lol

That's so true anika
I wish I could ponder
But alas
No nitro
And not in pondercord
Switch sucks, but HK on xbox
Cheese 
Haaaiii
Hi cheese 
Hi, uzi 
🧀
I’m so damned tired 
KarK changed emojis
It’s 1:09 where I am 
Scary
gn uzi sleep well
gn uzi
Go sleep 
I won’t sleep until my body makes me
that's...
Or until we make you
not healthy
Yeah
Heheheheh
Eeeeeeeeepytimeeeeeeeee
Oh well
Go eeeeeeep uzi
I don’t need that much sleep
Yes you do
Nuh uh
Most of us need more sleep than we get
Like 7
6 hours I think
On weekdays uh, maybe 9 hours, weekends it’s at random
00:00 - 06:00
Sometimes I go to sleep at 12 sometimes I don’t
Oh yeah I have 3 day weekend 
Me too!
I have one week!

Sad
I have the urge to play Nine Sols again but it’s too late for me to play games
It's eepytime
Never!
It’s never late to play games
My body will make me sleep or I won’t!
I will stab you if you don't eep
I was literally eeping but my friend called me and said “let’s play fortnite”
I woke up and played fortnite till 01:00 with him
Omori reference????
Plushie no
That’s not a good way to make people sleep
Must eepy
Eepy is required
Also good luck I’m made out of metal
No eepy
When will fortnite get good and add bug skins, there's that really cool moth one but I never got it...
7 hours instead of 6
Shit
That’s long
I have an alarm set at 7:30 that is the bane of my existence
You reconstitute in 7 hours? Damn
gn sleep well
Takes me like a week
Gn to you but I’m not sleeping yet
Uzi never sleeps
Er, 1:15
Yaaaay
I sleep randomly
I sleep only when I’m watching meme videos
nah
Oh I thought you said it was 2am
I can’t sleep without meme videos
Nvm
I can’t sleep
2am is true eepytime
Nah
7am is true eepytime
Nuh uh
Yuh uh
I’ve made it to 4 before
Not good
9 am is true eepytime
Beyond that my body would die

Me after realizing I’ve starved myself for 3 hours:
Cheese is a bad influence

Stop being a bad influence or I'll dox you again cheese
I want to play Nine Sols so badly rn
Go play it
Don't you want to stream it to your friends
Until 6am
But like, I don’t play games after 12
Yeah, morning
Then you will die near your pc
Just sleep and dream about playing it
I’m pretty sure half of em are asleep too
You mean laptop 
Laptop
I’ve got a laptop that’s still kicking after running multiple games
Idk, laptops are uncomfortable to play
People Playground, Ultrakill, Nine Sols, Portal 2, War Thunder etc.
Eh, I’ve gotten used to it
Also
It’s an office laptop 
Idk, keyboard is so small
When you’ve only used a laptop
You get
Really used to it
I think I’ll better build a pc
I ain’t got the money for that :)
i don't like pc
Why?
Only thing I need… is a FUCKING 1000$ WHERE CAN I GET THAT MUCH MONEY
So you prefer laptop?
It’s called…stealing
Stop being a bad influence uzi
I don’t think that whole my school has 1000$
Crime is not the way to go

“Bite me!”
That’s a good influence
What
It’s called “PC build speedrun any %”
Hmm
Steal components from the school computers
That sounds like a good way to get hurt/not put the PC together correctly and waste $1000
That’s called dumbass mode 
How many splinters have yall gotten
Isn’t it better to steal some school laptops?
Cheese is evil confirmed
Uzi’s school said so
So I just need to pay 130 for the screen I broke 
That's more than my laptop 
The school laptops here are 200 iirc
And then I use my own laptop
I think it was 600
Apparently mine have 5 gen cores or some shit idk
So old
Back when I bought it a few years ago
Yes
How do you make your sandwiches hm…?
Sandwich 
Cheese, ham, ketchup


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