hk-general

[agile pasture]

Ok this chat is getting very brainrotted

[gloomy ravine]

I was playing on ultimate sigma mode the entire game

[steady cosmos]

I’m going insane is this Purgatory? What crime did I commit?

[scenic frost]

Because its a beautiful cat with homophobia 💙 💛

[brave blaze]

W sigma mode L skibidi

[solemn drum]

What happened at what made everything go wrong

[gloomy ravine]

I am going to bomb someones house if i see another 🤑

[alpine marsh]

UHH UHH RADIANT MARKOTH

[scenic frost]

♟️

[brave blaze]

radiant? you mean sigma mode

[plucky eagle]

[brave blaze]

worm g elely

worm reply

[scenic frost]

♟️

[brave blaze]

radiant you mean sigma mlde

mode

🤑🤑🤑

[solemn drum]

I don't really see why people hate markoth so much

[plucky eagle]

♟️

[pseudo quartz]

CHAT I AM ON THE FUCKING EDGE IM ABOUT TO BREAK

[alpine marsh]

Is there like, ascended and radiant pantheons?

[scenic frost]

♟️ ♟️

[brave blaze]

UR IN KINGDOMS WDGE

ABOUT TO BREAK

HOLY SHIT

🤑🤑🤑

[gloomy ravine]

BRO

[scenic frost]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-i-am-on-the-brink-meme-white-text-gif-26506151

[gloomy ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-tony-stark-command-gif-26168288

[pseudo quartz]

I AM ON THE FUCKING EDGE IM GONNA SNAP

[scenic frost]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-insane-cat-something-devilish-has-been-brewing-withing-me-for-years-on-end-gif-25309862

[alpine marsh]

RNG for me. Why can’t he move where it’s convenient for me to put him down to half health in seconds?

[plucky eagle]

pawn to e5

[brave blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/geometry-dash-lobotomy-fire-in-the-hole-gif-12733910289816627923

[steady cosmos]

Get out of my head get out of my head there is no Sigma Skibidi Mode in hollow knight

[scenic frost]

Pawn to e6

[brave blaze]

How the fuck did bro move pawn to e6

[gloomy ravine]

adding difficulty faces to editor was such a bad idea

[solemn drum]

Why did you expect him to want to die?

[alpine marsh]

Genuine question, idk much about this game past what I’ve played (I haven’t played Godseeker)

[brave blaze]

It was W sigma

[scenic frost]

I'm black

[junior ocean]

ppl usually dislike markoth because they believe the fight is rng, but it isnt

[alpine marsh]

Well why does he have to stay at the very top?

[plucky eagle]

king to e2

[gloomy ravine]

They are only good for drawing my friends names

[brave blaze]

e4 e5 magically goes e6

🤑

[steady cosmos]

It is also I’m bad at The game so I don’t like it

[scenic frost]

BONGCLOUD

[alpine marsh]

Honestly it’s not that bad of a fight but it’s annoying

[gloomy ravine]

which you cant even read with enter move so its still useless

[scenic frost]

carrot said e5

[brave blaze]

oh

😭

wait what

[solemn drum]

Just scream at him and dodge until he dies 😑

[loud igloo]

📉 downward trend react the person above me

[plucky eagle]

it’s my favorite opening

[brave blaze]

lowkey why does chess have rules

[scenic frost]

YOU'RE my favorite opening

[alpine marsh]

If you scream you can’t dodge tho

[gloomy ravine]

True

[brave blaze]

just move queen to x92

easy checkmate

[plucky eagle]

what

[brave blaze]

🤑

[junior ocean]

there is no rng. its been done 50+ times radiant in a row.

[gloomy ravine]

i want to jump over the table and kill my opponent

[solemn drum]

I wasn't talking about the spell

[steady cosmos]

I Want to jump over the table and make out with my opponent

[scenic frost]

Secret chess strategy: Say "ooh what's that?" and point behind them and while they're destracted eat their pieces

[gloomy ravine]

i want to jump over the counter at the gas station and ask to pay another way

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/704873459519455302/1169659110795530250/attachment-4.gif

[plucky eagle]

THATS WHAT YOU DID ??

[scenic frost]

Yes

[plucky eagle]

i was wondering why all my pieces were gone ):

[steady cosmos]

I want to jump over the counter At the gas station and work at the gas station

[brave blaze]

Thanks! Ill try this next time

[scenic frost]

I wanna jump over the counter and run out of the store (i work at the store)

[plucky eagle]

the museum reference ?

[gloomy ravine]

i will touch my opp until he cant see anymore then win

[scenic frost]

Don't dox my place of work smh

[brave blaze]

Real

[plucky eagle]

my bad

[scenic frost]

Anyways who wants a blizzard

[solemn drum]

Ye

[plucky eagle]

meeee :3

[scenic frost]

Do not dox gooboo's place of work either

[solemn drum]

I'm down for some ice cream

[scenic frost]

:sogcar:

[scenic frost]

What flavor

[plucky eagle]

my bad

[steady cosmos]

What if the hollow knight is actually in a coma?

[plucky eagle]

:yessirreee:

[scenic frost]

Carrot what fucking flavor do you want

[gloomy ravine]

What if instead of hollow knight

[solemn drum]

Black raspberry

[gloomy ravine]

it was freaky knight

[brave blaze]

what if the radiance is just a freak

[gloomy ravine]

and instead of killing bugs

[steady cosmos]

And instead of being empty devoid of any thoughts and feelings

[gloomy ravine]

you got freaky with them

[scenic frost]

I don't think that's a thing at dairy queen

[steady cosmos]

It was filled with freaky feelings

[plucky eagle]

i’m sorry
uh
chocolate ? :sogcar:

[scenic frost]

You guys know nothing about dairy queen smh smh

[solemn drum]

Vanilla then

[gloomy ravine]

+10 freak points

[plucky eagle]

correct

[brave blaze]

what if instead if absolute radiance

[scenic frost]

Y'all who've never had dairy queen are missing out on life

[brave blaze]

it was called absolute freakiance

[gloomy ravine]

Absolute freakyness

[steady cosmos]

This is Purgatory

What if I am in a coma?

[brave blaze]

That means youre a W sigma

[solemn drum]

I don't really understand why radiance is so hard.I mean, are you really need to do?Is light a really big fire?They will fly right into it without regret

[steady cosmos]

Get out of my head!!!!!

[brave blaze]

Real

[plucky eagle]

real

[brave blaze]

its funny that the god of light in hk is the radiance

because moths are attracted to light

[solemn drum]

The true purpose of the scarlet flame to light a really big Bonfire

[steady cosmos]

The thing is they are the sun

[gloomy ravine]

Did radiance really win if i didnt spawn him

[junior ocean]

radiance is not the god of light

[plucky eagle]

holeio’s where’s my fucking blizzard

[gloomy ravine]

Wrong

[brave blaze]

thats what it says in godhome

[solemn drum]

Ye

[scenic frost]

"vanilla" is NOT a blizzard flavor

[brave blaze]

forgotten god of light

[scenic frost]

You're just getting a regular ass ice cream

[brave blaze]

[junior ocean]

it doesnt mean light it means essence

[gloomy ravine]

i just felt like saying wrong there is no evidence to back that up

[brave blaze]

true

[solemn drum]

I want my cotton candy blizzard

[junior ocean]

god of light is a useless descriptor when beings like PK exist

[scenic frost]

Yes sir

[gloomy ravine]

whos pk

oh

[brave blaze]

pale king has so much aura

[gloomy ravine]

freak king

[solemn drum]

Cotton candy is underrated

[brave blaze]

pale king is the definition of W aura

🤑

[plucky eagle]

gimme a fucking brownie batter then

[scenic frost]

Finally you give a real flavor

[junior ocean]

'god of X' doesnt rly exist in HK anyway

[solemn drum]

Just go eat cold chocolate

[gloomy ravine]

gpz has the best theme

[brave blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051

[junior ocean]

[steady cosmos]

God of dreams but it’s understandable because the radiance is represented as the sun

[brave blaze]

just kidding!

[scenic frost]

I really need to try the frozen hot chocolate blizzard at dairy queen

It sounds trippy af

Cold hot chocolate

[brave blaze]

whats a blizzard

[scenic frost]

https://tenor.com/view/ferbr-twitch-streamer-pet-cat-gif-17754595

[gloomy ravine]

Vro

[solemn drum]

You've never had one?!?!

[gloomy ravine]

i am going to fondle your balls around

[plucky eagle]

ice cream but dairy queen

[gloomy ravine]

unless that was a joke

[junior ocean]

radiance isnt a god of dreams either

[scenic frost]

A blizzard is a cup of ice cream that is filled with topping and then blended

[brave blaze]

i live under a rock

🤑

[scenic frost]

Well not exactly blended per se but mixed with a machine

[gloomy ravine]

Ice cream but it costs more because dairy queen made it

[brave blaze]

Bet

[plucky eagle]

look at this nerd !!

[solemn drum]

We'll get from under that rock and go to dairy queen

[scenic frost]

Wrong

[steady cosmos]

Yeah

[gloomy ravine]

Wrong

[scenic frost]

Blizzards actually have topping they're not just ice cream

[brave blaze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135157637978259536/1198652304149184693/attachment_4.gif

[gloomy ravine]

Wrong

[scenic frost]

I work there

You're wrong

[gloomy ravine]

Wrong

[scenic frost]

Proof?

[gloomy ravine]

i cant get a job yey

yet

[brave blaze]

I work at neeuq yriad

[scenic frost]

Why

[gloomy ravine]

not that i know of

im 14

[scenic frost]

Are you 14 or smth

[scenic frost]

Ah

[brave blaze]

same

[scenic frost]

This explains everything

[gloomy ravine]

And im an itty bitty baby

so

[plucky eagle]

:sogcar:

[steady cosmos]

This is what no silk song does to a community

[scenic frost]

Me dying on sundays (a group of dozens and dozens of church-goers show up to dairy queen at 6 pm for some fucking reason)

[steady cosmos]

Tomorrow for sure

[brave blaze]

silksong never existed

[solemn drum]

Mates I have 4 different flavors of ice cream in me fridge vanilla, cookide dough, black raspberry, fudge swirl what should I get

[gloomy ravine]

Silksong came out last year

[brave blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/resilience-happy-thursday-gif-15325528601344942940

[steady cosmos]

Cherry Garcia

[gloomy ravine]

how did silksong come out after 2.2

[scenic frost]

Go to the store and buy cookies and cream

[gloomy ravine]

there is no way

[brave blaze]

beesmas released before silksong

💀💀💀

[solemn drum]

I ate that yesterday

[gloomy ravine]

💔

[plucky eagle]

so

?

[scenic frost]

Go to dairy queen and get an oreo blizzard

Best blizzard

[gloomy ravine]

cookies and cream ice cream is the best flavor

[scenic frost]

Exactly

[solemn drum]

Also it's 2 am

[gloomy ravine]

same

Stay hard

[scenic frost]

1 am for me

[brave blaze]

oreo flavored stuff is just vanilla with flavored dookie

[scenic frost]

WHAT

[gloomy ravine]

i like flavored dookie

[scenic frost]

Wrong, the cream is not vanilla flavored

[solemn drum]

I ain't going all the way (like a 10 minute walk) to the bloody store

[scenic frost]

I need to try more blizzard flavors

I've literally only ever eaten oreo

[brave blaze]

hollow knight infection

[solemn drum]

What's the best type of tea?

[pastel oracle]

barry’s gold blend

lyon’s is a close second

[solemn drum]

If I'm being honest my go to is tetley Irish black tea

[agile pasture]

Bro any variant of tea thats from Asia easily beats anything from the west

Thai tea, java tea, Green tea, Jasmine tea, Chinese tea, Chrysanthenum tea

[solemn drum]

Jasmine is a great tea

[cosmic cave]

They didn't mix the m&ms into my mcflurry but they gave me a free sprite slushie

[agile pasture]

Huh the mcflurry is different than here

[cosmic cave]

What ya mean

[agile pasture]

We have these kinda cups

[cosmic cave]

Wow

[agile pasture]

yours seems like it holds more Mcflurry though

[cosmic cave]

Yup

[solemn drum]

A all white screen... my eyes

[agile pasture]

Sorry

[solemn drum]

Should we be asleep?

[agile pasture]

Not me

[solemn drum]

What time is it?

[scenic frost]

They NEVER mix the mcflurries

It's literally just them putting the topping on the top and leaving it there

This is why dairy queen is better

[solemn drum]

True

[cosmic cave]

Still good tho

[solemn drum]

But dairy queen is the best ice cream place

[agile pasture]

1pm

[agile pasture]

The mcflurries here are always perfect?

[scenic frost]

Where do you live

[agile pasture]

Indonesia

[scenic frost]

I see

[agile pasture]

A third world country

[solemn drum]

It's 2 30 am

[cosmic cave]

Should we tell him

[solemn drum]

Tell what?

[scenic frost]

Baskin robins..

[agile pasture]

Haagen Daz is better

[cosmic cave]

Dairy queen's ice cream isn't real ice cream

[agile pasture]

though a bit pricey

I still like Haagen Daz

[scenic frost]

I don't care what the government says, it's ice cream

[solemn drum]

Huhhhhh?!?!?!

[scenic frost]

I don't care if it isn't "technically not considered ice cream 🤓 " it's ice cream

[cosmic cave]

It's old name is actually frozen milk

[scenic frost]

So yeah, ice cream

[solemn drum]

Wait isn't that just ice cream?????

[cosmic cave]

Now it's called low fat ice cream but it's not ice cream

[scenic frost]

Yes, it is

It is ice cream

[cosmic cave]

Eh

[scenic frost]

It's like saying frozen yogurt isn't ice cream

[cosmic cave]

It has to much air in it

[scenic frost]

Like yeah it's technically something different but come on its still ice cream

[scenic frost]

So what

It's still ice cream

[agile pasture]

What a heated debate

[scenic frost]

The ice cream will melt

[agile pasture]

You guys need some "Non ice cream" ice cream to cool off

[scenic frost]

From this argument

[cosmic cave]

It's not ice cream but if you like to think it is then go ahead

[scenic frost]

It is ice cream

Dairy queen is an ice cream place

[solemn drum]

https://tenor.com/view/what-huh-wat-wut-gif-16165693567743102551

Is it or is it not ice cream???

[alpine marsh]

Nah I just tried P4 and died to Lost Kin

[cosmic cave]

It doesn't have enough butter fat tho

[scenic frost]

Who gives a shit

Why does that matter

[cosmic cave]

Us government

[plucky eagle]

well iirc i’m not the us government

[scenic frost]

The us government does not dictate whether something is or isn't ice cream

[solemn drum]

Darn

[alpine marsh]

It was like 3 hits from dying too ;-;

[scenic frost]

Sure they can categorize it as ice cream or not but that doesn't make it true

That makes it true from a government perspective, not a logical or reasonable one

[alpine marsh]

I don’t believe you

[cosmic cave]

Ok I meant fda

[solemn drum]

What charms are you usin?

[scenic frost]

That still doesn't make it true or reasonable or logical

[alpine marsh]

Your lieing

[plucky eagle]

yeah, my bad. i am
dairy queen is ice cream

[alpine marsh]

Me?

[solemn drum]

Ye

[cosmic cave]

The fda is the us food administrator

[alpine marsh]

Oh I haven’t been paying attention. I’m not saying anything abt that

[scenic frost]

That doesn't matter. The fda does not dictate what is true and what is false just because they said "ermmmm well actually there's not enough butter fat"

[plucky eagle]

yeah i know
i just was
cause im the us government

[scenic frost]

Yeah, it's not ice cream from an fda perspective, but that doesn't make it fact

[alpine marsh]

Mark of Pride, Longnail, Quick Slash, Unbreakable Strength (I’ve gotten to Pure Vessel several times with this and beat them twice in hall of gods with this)

[scenic frost]

That's the parameters that THEY'VE set for THEIR use, not for people's use

[cosmic cave]

Well you think it is ice cream I think it's not ice cream

[junior ocean]

the same ppl that wanted tomates to be a vegetable

[solemn drum]

Hmmm..... is long nail really necessary?

[cosmic cave]

Tomato is a fruit

[alpine marsh]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[junior ocean]

fda says otherwise

so it isnt a fruit

[scenic frost]

And I think you're wrong because the FDA categorizing something as being or not being ice cream is not a reason to say that it IS ice cream or not because that's a categorization that they've made for their work.

[cosmic cave]

It grows from a plant's flower and has seeds

[solemn drum]

Dont know if this'll help butter try using sharp shadow, glory, and steady

[alpine marsh]

I’ve found the most success on this build and have done substantially worse every time I’ve tried modifying it, but I’ll see. I do think I can beat P4 just fine with this given my track record.

Also I just like have a giant nail

[scenic frost]

If you follow the FDA then no, it's not a fruit. Its a vegetable.

Because according to you, the FDA determines the categorization of food for EVERYONE.

So yeah, tomato is a vegetable 👍

[cosmic cave]

Look I am just trusting Google on this crap

[junior ocean]

yes botanically its a fruit but for regulatory purposes the FDA considers them to be vegetables (and due to a supreme court ruling iirc)

[scenic frost]

The FDA calls it a vegetable because it's beneficial for their work as a food/drug organization

[solemn drum]

The government is dumb

[scenic frost]

Botanically and scientifically, it is a fruit

[alpine marsh]

I’m gonna do shit if I swap out Mark of Pride (based on past experience) and I dont think I should swap out Quick Slash or Strength

[plucky eagle]

you’re talking to me when you say that actually

[solemn drum]

Nope

[junior ocean]

point being u shouldnt inheritly believe something simply because an authority says it

[solemn drum]

Don't swap strength, mop, or quick

[scenic frost]

EXACTLY

[junior ocean]

appeal to authority

[alpine marsh]

What? Then where are the extra 2 notches from?

[scenic frost]

Also did yall know bananas are technically berries

Botanically at least

[alpine marsh]

And strawberries aren’t fruits

[scenic frost]

Nah they're fruits, just not berries

[cosmic cave]

Tho I am the probably the only person here who likes mountain dew and coca cola mix together

[alpine marsh]

They’re not fruits

[scenic frost]

What the fuck is wrong with you

[scenic frost]

I'm pretty sure they are, just not berries

[solemn drum]

Long nail, you could probably do better without it, using glory or sharp shadow

[cosmic cave]

A lot but it is good you should try it

[scenic frost]

Oranges are also botanically berries

[alpine marsh]

Nope. Y’know the seedlike things outside strawberries?

[cosmic cave]

So are bananas

[alpine marsh]

Those are the fruits

[scenic frost]

Ok, so a strawberry is not A fruit, but a strawberry is fruits

[scenic frost]

Yeah, I just said that

[solemn drum]

Hear me out.... food is food

[cosmic cave]

Strawberries isnt considered a berry

[scenic frost]

Yes, they know this

[alpine marsh]

How is that related

[scenic frost]

Pumpkins are ALSO berries

And tomatoes

[cosmic cave]

I still like mountain dew and coca cola combine cause it's pretty good

[scenic frost]

Cucumbers too

[alpine marsh]

Yes. It’s a multiple fruit, like raspberries or pineapples

[scenic frost]

Yeah I saw that

[solemn drum]

Watermelon is a berry

[scenic frost]

There's so many fucking fruits that are actually berries

[alpine marsh]

I think pineapples are multiple fruits at least

[plucky eagle]

this is the craziest fact yet

[scenic frost]

Also raspberries and blackberries are not berries

[alpine marsh]

Yeah

A raspberry is a fruits

[scenic frost]

All berries are fruit I thought

[solemn drum]

Cucumber is a fruit

[alpine marsh]

Yeah I think they are

Yes, they are

They’re simple, fleshy fruits iirc

[cosmic cave]

I dare ya to mix mountain dew and coca cola mix together and drink it

[scenic frost]

No

[alpine marsh]

There’s more to the definition I forgot

[scenic frost]

That sounds disgustingf and you should be ashamed for drinking it

[alpine marsh]

Pumpkins are fruits

Avocados too

[solemn drum]

I'd do it if I drank either one

[alpine marsh]

Carrots aren’t fruits tho

[plucky eagle]

i’d rather not
i don’t like either of those things

[cosmic cave]

It needs to ve mix

[cosmic cave]

Ok that's fair

[scenic frost]

Mix sprite and lemonade together instead

[alpine marsh]

Sprite already has lemon flavouring

[solemn drum]

I mostly don't drink pop tbh

[cosmic cave]

Don't diss it till you try it

[alpine marsh]

It’s lemon-lime

[scenic frost]

I know, it's literally sprite+

[alpine marsh]

Same

[scenic frost]

The better sprite

[scenic frost]

Lemonade has a distinct taste

[solemn drum]

Tea is better

[scenic frost]

But combining it with sprite is literally just perfect

[alpine marsh]

Fair. It also depends on if it’s from concentrate or not (I prefer not)

[solemn drum]

Lemonade is peak childhood

[scenic frost]

Sprite is already lemon-lime, adding lemonade to it just completes the entire drink

Sprite+

[alpine marsh]

I personally rly like lemonade

Favourite drink

[scenic frost]

Pink lemonade is pretty good

[plucky eagle]

what does lemonade taste like

[cosmic cave]

Been awhile since I try mountain dew and coke but I remember it being good

[alpine marsh]

I also like Sprite (favourite soda)

[scenic frost]

Strawberry lemonade is CRINGE

Pink is better

[scenic frost]

Same

[solemn drum]

.... wdyem

[alpine marsh]

What’s the difference

[scenic frost]

Pink isn't strawberry flavored

[alpine marsh]

Wet lemon with sugar

[alpine marsh]

What flavour is it tho

[solemn drum]

Do you all get your Lemonade from the store or do you make it like I do

[scenic frost]

It's regular lemonade but funkier and more tart

[alpine marsh]

I like never have alternate lemonade flavours

[scenic frost]

And a little more sweet too

It's funky

It's GOOD tho

[alpine marsh]

I’d make it if I had the time and resources

[cosmic cave]

Ok seriously don't mountain dew and coke combine is good

[scenic frost]

NO

[alpine marsh]

It’s not hard to make

[plucky eagle]

oh ok

[alpine marsh]

That actually helped?

[solemn drum]

Have you never had lemonade before????????

[cosmic cave]

You have never try and you haven't heard anyone who drank it and said it tasted bad

[scenic frost]

Yes, yes I have

My friend did it once

It's damn near 2 am I have work tomorrow I should be going to bed

[solemn drum]

It's 3 am 💀

[cosmic cave]

Oh really

[scenic frost]

You, on the other hand, do not have work

stay up all night stay up all night stay up all night stay up all night stay up all nightstay up all nightstay up all nightstay up all nightstay up all nightstay up all night

stay up all nightstay up all nightstay up all nightstay up all nightstay up all night

[solemn drum]

I have to wake up at 6

[plucky eagle]

yea

[scenic frost]

Go to BED

[cosmic cave]

I love summer break

[scenic frost]

Why not

What the fuck

Carrot

[cosmic cave]

I don't need to do anything except things I enjoy

[plucky eagle]

idk never had it

[scenic frost]

Whyyyy???

[solemn drum]

How

[scenic frost]

Have it

NOW!!!

[plucky eagle]

how

[scenic frost]

Get it

[alpine marsh]

You didn’t ping me so I missed this lol

I thought you were saying to use sharp shadow, glory, AND steady body

I might do sharp shadow (glory doesn’t work for me) but I like my build as is—it’s effective and it’s great for me personally (as in, it’s a build that works well with my skills, strengths and weaknesses)

[solemn drum]

LITERALLY HOW

[cosmic cave]

My favorite food is chicken and favorite to get is ikea

[alpine marsh]

Mix lemon juice, water, and sugar

[solemn drum]

Welll hope you get it soon

[plucky eagle]

you
you say that like i have lemon juice on hand

[alpine marsh]

I mean I’m making good progress

[solemn drum]

Just use a juicer juice , a lemon mix , two tablespoons of sugar and about one cup of water

[cosmic cave]

I should say this I mean old IKEA chicken not their new recipe IKEA chicken

[alpine marsh]

I don’t either actually. I was just hoping and phrased it as though it were guaranteed :3

[plucky eagle]

you say that like i have lemon mix and a juicer

[plucky eagle]

i see

[solemn drum]

You don't have a lemon?

[plucky eagle]

no

[grand adder]

hi chay

chat

wtv

[solemn drum]

Sup

[alpine marsh]

I don’t have lemons at my house

[solemn drum]

Uhhh

[plucky eagle]

hello

[solemn drum]

Hmmm

[cosmic cave]

And IKEA is so nice to me one time it was too early for them serving chicken but for me and just for me they decided to cook up fresh batch of chicken earlier so I can have some chicken

[solemn drum]

How long is a walk to the nearest store?

[alpine marsh]

If I weren’t a minor I probably would tho

[grand adder]

ikea sells food?

[cosmic cave]

Yes how you not know that

[grand adder]

what...

[alpine marsh]

Isn’t it strange?

[grand adder]

wasnt it a furniture shop

[alpine marsh]

Yes

[grand adder]

yeah

[solemn drum]

I dont live near ikea

[plucky eagle]

i feel like that would be a bad idea
but like 20 minutes

[grand adder]

me neither

[cosmic cave]

Bob's furniture shop is one and they have free ice cream

[solemn drum]

Darn

[alpine marsh]

Is it late for you too

[plucky eagle]

yeah it’s midnight rn lol

[alpine marsh]

Earlier than for me lol

[solemn drum]

Exactly 303 for me

[cosmic cave]

I just know good food

[alpine marsh]

Okay so when would be a good time to pester you to get lemons or lemon juice

[grand adder]

damn

[cosmic cave]

And for yall saying but you like coke and mountain dew mix together and my point still stands that I know good food and coke and mountain dew combine is good

[solemn drum]

BRB I'ma pour me a glass of tea real quick

[plucky eagle]

in like 12 hours probably

[alpine marsh]

Setting an alarm now

I think I could do Enraged Guardian radiant

I’ve done it ascended and I often do it hitless

[cosmic cave]

Yall ever been to a all you can eat buffet

I have

[solemn drum]

Iced lemon honey tea is great

[solemn drum]

Yes

Though it's way too stressful to go too often

[alpine marsh]

I think so

[cosmic cave]

Yeah tho it does make me feel full after I am done eating

[solemn drum]

You get to stop???

[cosmic cave]

Yeah I don't eat to much like 2 plates, a drink, and some dessert

[alpine marsh]

Lowkey Traitor Lord is easy in Godhome with full gear

[solemn drum]

My average experience there is first set a 2 hour timer then try to eat as much steak and sushi as possible and the like 5 desserts and as many drinks as I can

If I'm paying 50 bucks to go in I need to get me money's worth so I must consume everything

[alpine marsh]

Smuggle food home with you

[solemn drum]

That's what I use the soda dispensers for

[alpine marsh]

Starting White Defender with full health and a decent amount of soul, feeling good about this run

[solemn drum]

Nice

[alpine marsh]

Alright White Defender down. Now for the hardest fight of all: spa

[solemn drum]

You can do it

[alpine marsh]

Oh shit I’m basically dead at this point

[solemn drum]

Huh just a little farther

[alpine marsh]

Sometimes Markoth gets in just the right position and I kill him in seconds, and sometimes it takes 10 minutes. There is in between.

[solemn drum]

He takes me 5 mins bc o always have grimmchild equip for extra dmg

[alpine marsh]

Ah

I have Carefree Melody ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Not equipped, just in general

[solemn drum]

If you up the chances just enough when you were using carefree melody it could have been your saving grace too bad you can't do that

.....

[alpine marsh]

?

Sorry, I don’t understand that sentence

[solemn drum]

Welll uhhh what charms you using again?

[alpine marsh]

(Sentences(?) it’s a run-on sentence)

[grand adder]

im bringing its head with me

[alpine marsh]

MoP, Quick Slash, Strength, Longnail

I could try swapping out Longnail for that actually

[solemn drum]

No

[alpine marsh]

Ok

[solemn drum]

Hot take but dash master is good against him

[alpine marsh]

Oh thx for editing
How would I up the chances?

[alpine marsh]

Who?? I’m doing a Pantheon

[solemn drum]

Dash master is good against markoth

[alpine marsh]

Oh, Markoth. I’m not worried about him

[solemn drum]

Also You up the chances by getting hit

[alpine marsh]

Oh ok cool

I didn’t know that

[solemn drum]

Yeah, not a good option.You're supposed to do it before you start

[alpine marsh]

I DIED TO FAILED CHAMPION

[solemn drum]

....

[alpine marsh]

Maybe I’m too tired

[alpine marsh]

Literally a few hours ago I was getting to Pure Vessel at full masks every run

[solemn drum]

When I did fail champion I literally just use weaver song
Grub song and flukenest

Easy cheese

[alpine marsh]

I think this is bc you were talking about my charm build. You cursed me

[alpine marsh]

It’s in the Pantheon so I want a build that’s effective for Pure Vessel

Also spell builds don’t tend to work well for me

[solemn drum]

Well since you died go try out carefree melody, it could save you

[alpine marsh]

Mmm nah but thanks

Why is HK lagging lately? Maybe I should restart my computer

[solemn drum]

The only other thing I have to give is since you can't get hit why not fury of the fallen though either way you'll probably get it eventually

Lag kills us all

[alpine marsh]

it hasn’t actually hindered me much

[alpine marsh]

I can get hit tho?

[solemn drum]

Oh yeah.... I'm uses to only doing radiant mode I forgot you can actually get hit

[alpine marsh]

So you can do Pantheons radiant?

[pastel oracle]

yeah

[alpine marsh]

I asked abt that earlier

[alpine marsh]

Is Fury always active in radiant?

[pastel oracle]

it's not an option to choose in game for you to restart the pantheon after you get hit but it does show you did them no hit

so if you want to do them radiant you just have to restart manually if you get hit

[alpine marsh]

Also question: with both Fury and Strength does your nail do 2.25x damage or 2.625x?

[alpine marsh]

Oh ok

[solemn drum]

My phone died 😑

[grand adder]

rip

[alpine marsh]

Lag screwing me over in the Traitor Lord fight

[solemn drum]

Bruh can someone tell me where a bloody malurk is

[alpine marsh]

?

[solemn drum]

Darn... tbh I could never to traitor I die too fast on him

I'm trying to complete the hunter's journal.

Idk where they at

[alpine marsh]

I’ve done him hitless in P4 multiple times

[alpine marsh]

Basin

[solemn drum]

Thx

[alpine marsh]

Kinda near Broken Vessel fight iirc?

It’s like on the way there

[solemn drum]

Tbh him and brooding Mal are the only bosses are the only bosses I can't do hitless

[alpine marsh]

I killed Traitor Lord with spells but now I have to do White Defender with 2 masks

[alpine marsh]

Well you can do more bosses hitless than me

I’ve done one boss radiant iirc

Maybe two

[alpine marsh]

Hornet 2

Or maybe it was one

I think it was one actually

[solemn drum]

The only reason is bc I use cheese aka summons

[alpine marsh]

Fun fact about me: the single boss that I had the most difficult beating and took me the longest to beat was Hornet 2

[solemn drum]

For me it was nkg

[alpine marsh]

I never beat NKG

[solemn drum]

I had 6 masks and 7 charm notches

[alpine marsh]

But I also didn’t spend as much time trying to as I did on Hornet 2

[solemn drum]

I literally spent 2 days straight.No sleep trying to beat him

[alpine marsh]

I plan to get all achievements in HK

[alpine marsh]

That seems unhealthy

[solemn drum]

It was

[alpine marsh]

Also you might’ve beat him quicker if you didn’t do that

[solemn drum]

Well thank goodness for quick focus and shape of unn

[alpine marsh]

Oh yeah doesn’t quick focus make slug go faster?

[solemn drum]

Yep

Using those two charms I can heal on basically 3/4 of his attacks

Though I only could get hit 3 times anyway

[alpine marsh]

Holy shit I did it

[solemn drum]

Nice! True skill

[alpine marsh]

A few days ago I couldn’t do White Defender at all

[solemn drum]

Practice makes perfect

What's the hardest charm to get?

[slate spire]

get all grubs

[solemn drum]

Personally it was hiveblood for me

[alpine marsh]

Alright I’m at Soul Tyrant

[hot dune]

I wonder why

[alpine marsh]

Uhh I don’t remember all the charms. Voidheart requires three separate things to get ig, but I don’t think it’s the most difficult

[solemn drum]

All the bees can go to heck

[alpine marsh]

Yeah but then you get Collector’s map

[alpine marsh]

real

[hot dune]

OI

[grand adder]

wsp

[slate spire]

howdy grimm

[alpine marsh]

You’re an easy boss in P3

[slate spire]

lmao

[solemn drum]

Ello

[slate spire]

"You're an easy boss"

[hot dune]

I'm trying man

[alpine marsh]

Wasp?

[grand adder]

yes

[solemn drum]

Hiveknight killed me so many times

[grand adder]

i love killing hiveknight

[hot dune]

Awh thanks

[grand adder]

yeah yw

[solemn drum]

All for a charm which only purpose is for white palace

[grand adder]

i mean it

[hot dune]

My comment still stands

[alpine marsh]

It’s okay, I found you difficult when I first played the game (I can’t say about other saves bc I haven’t fought you on any other save. I mainly just play on the one save)

[hot dune]

Fair

[grand adder]

[alpine marsh]

I have about 90 hrs in my main save

[solemn drum]

Hive blood had one purpose one

[grand adder]

i have 37hrs in my main

[solemn drum]

I have 60

[hot dune]

I have ~120hrs

[alpine marsh]

Hmm can I beat Soul Tyrant 3 masks down? (Yes, ofc)

[hot dune]

Damn right you can

[west mantle]

Hive knight is hard without shade soul

[solemn drum]

You know what the easiest boss is lost kin slash broken vessel

[hot dune]

Massive moss charger

[solemn drum]

I said boss

[pastel oracle]

mmc is a boss

and it is the easiest

[slate spire]

[hot dune]

Mhm

[solemn drum]

It's not a boss it's a bush that has a death wish

[pastel oracle]

it's a boss

whether you like it or not lol

[slate spire]

soul warrior is the easiest

[grand adder]

mmc should be the new title of hollow knight

[hot dune]

It appears in HoG so therefore its a boss

[pastel oracle]

soul warrior you have to press more than one button

[solemn drum]

I suppose

[alpine marsh]

Oh no I’m entering Pure Vessel one mask down

[pastel oracle]

technically harder than mmc

[slate spire]

for some people not me

[alpine marsh]

I think Crystal guardian is the hardest boss
*easiest not hardest

[grand adder]

WHAT

[slate spire]

pressing the same button over and over is harder for me

[hot dune]

Crystal guardian is simple tbh

[slate spire]

that's my favorite

[hot dune]

Shade cloak just makes it a joke

[grand adder]

have you seen enraged?

[slate spire]

shade cloaking hitting ddarking

[solemn drum]

Wait actually Normal grim The
Easiest

[slate spire]

you can also ssharck

[alpine marsh]

Yeah I beat him hitless all the time

[grand adder]

i dont understand ur logic..

[alpine marsh]

Wait I meant to say easiest

[grand adder]

oh

[alpine marsh]

lmao

[grand adder]

i see

[hot dune]

THAT MAKES MORE SENSE NOW

[slate spire]

grimm bosses are only easy for people with grimm pfp

[alpine marsh]

That would be weird logic

[grand adder]

nkg is the easiest

its easier than mmc

[slate spire]

true grimm

[pure osprey]

False

[solemn drum]

For the first grim boss fight You press one button and he dies

[slate spire]

[solemn drum]

Another rainworld lover?!

[pure osprey]

Yes

[solemn drum]

🫡

[alpine marsh]

What’s the hardest boss

[grand adder]

mmc

[slate spire]

rad

[pure osprey]

Absrad

[alpine marsh]

absbad

[slate spire]

rad^2

[pure osprey]

True true

[alpine marsh]

Abs rad? More like abs bad

[pure osprey]

Rad^4

[grand adder]

fr

radius

radiausnce

[pure osprey]

sin(4rad)

[alpine marsh]

Because I’m bad at that fight (I actually haven’t fought absrad lol)

[solemn drum]

Uhh hmmm for me it's traitor

[grand adder]

ya

wait

[solemn drum]

Or brooding mak

[grand adder]

ur being sarcastic right?

[pure osprey]

Mawlek is hard if you don’t practice enough

[slate spire]

😭

did i rember smth?

[alpine marsh]

I think brooding mawlek is hard

[solemn drum]

Here's the problem I cheesed every single boss.And got no practice in and now that I don't have enough room to cheese.I'm kind of screwed on those two bosses

[grand adder]

i feel bad for u then

[slate spire]

🌧️

[pure osprey]

The hardest boss is colo zote

[slate spire]

lmao i wonder what happened

[alpine marsh]

L

[hot dune]

The eternal ordeal

[pure osprey]

This is why you never cheese bosses

[alpine marsh]

I actually only found out about that like, one or two days ago when my friend told me on a call

[grand adder]

wait u mean mawlek p1?

[hot dune]

Actually same

[pure osprey]

I haven’t beaten that shit myself it’s hard

[pure osprey]

Yea

[alpine marsh]

Right?

[hot dune]

Yeah I've gotten close
(For my low expectations)

[alpine marsh]

Apparently that friend of mine has gotten to 57 but they haven’t beat P3??

*P4

Misremembered

[pure osprey]

57 what exactly

[alpine marsh]

In Eternal Ordeal

[pure osprey]

Oh

[solemn drum]

I'm not doing it until I complete the hunters quest

[alpine marsh]

I should do that

[pure osprey]

I mean I am just trying to cheese Eternal Ordeal using Flukenest strats

[alpine marsh]

Is there an achievemeny for it?

[pure osprey]

Not necessary unless you are a conpletionist

[solemn drum]

Yes for hunter

[pure osprey]

Yup

Hunter’s mark

[alpine marsh]

#hk-general message

[solemn drum]

The hard part for me is not actually beating the enemies.It's fine , england

[pure osprey]

Ah ok then go ahead

[grand adder]

haha

[alpine marsh]

Mentally preparing to fight Pure Vessel with 8/9 masks and no soul

[alpine marsh]

I think I know where a lot of the enemies are found tbh
I’m not sure if I do tho

[alpine marsh]

Wish me luck, this is my last attempt at P4 before I go to bed

[pure osprey]

Gl

[solemn drum]

I wish you Tremendous Luck

[alpine marsh]

No.

[alpine marsh]

Thanks

[pure osprey]

What

[alpine marsh]

The capitalization annoys me

[pure osprey]

Ohh ok

[alpine marsh]

Therefore I do not accept your luck

[pure osprey]

gl

[alpine marsh]

Thanks

(btw “GL” would also be acceptable)

[pure osprey]

Fair

[solemn drum]

Tbh King scav is prob harder than radiance

[alpine marsh]

Wow that went so poorly

[pure osprey]

King Scav took me less attempts than AbsRad

[solemn drum]

Oh no

Well

[pure osprey]

I played it super defensive

[alpine marsh]

I got comboed, took damage from lag, comboed twice and then got hit by focus

[pure osprey]

Nooo

[solemn drum]

...

Rip

[pure osprey]

You know you can practice in HoG

[alpine marsh]

I did

I’m just tired or something

[pure osprey]

Probably

[alpine marsh]

You should’ve seen my attempts earlier

[pure osprey]

Being tired can result dying to even the easiest of bosses

Ik bcs that’s what happened to me with Hornet and Soul Master in my first playthrough

[alpine marsh]

Two or three P4 attempts in a row I got all the way to the final phase of Pure Vessel

[alpine marsh]

Yeah I’ve been exclaiming stuff about dying to bosses I don’t usually and I’ve been taking more hits than usual

[solemn drum]

Yeah being sleepy dull your senses or something

[pure osprey]

Yea go sleep and tmrw take a hot shower and then play the game

[alpine marsh]

Yes and slows reaction/processing time

[alpine marsh]

Why a hot shower

[solemn drum]

I take cold

[pure osprey]

Usually makes you feel more fresh

[alpine marsh]

Me too

[pure osprey]

Whatever works ig

[alpine marsh]

I have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow anyways

[pure osprey]

Oh ok

[alpine marsh]

Also I usually take showers in the evening

[solemn drum]

See, here's the thing when you take a cold shower.Then you get out.It makes you hotter and more alert

[alpine marsh]

Supposedly it’s better for your skin

[solemn drum]

occasionally I do partake in boiling myself alive

[alpine marsh]

No dreamgate in Godhome :(

[alpine marsh]

Same..?

[solemn drum]

Why do dogs hate showers... I mean it's nice

Anyways

You goin to sleep mate?

[alpine marsh]

Oh… I wasn’t expecting to see the Nailsmith in junk pit

[alpine marsh]

Eventually, probably

[solemn drum]

Huh?

[alpine marsh]

Uh, dead

[solemn drum]

Wdym?

[alpine marsh]

I have regrets

[solemn drum]

As do i

[alpine marsh]

Did you also kill the Nailsmith?

[solemn drum]

You can kill them?

Huh?!?!

Wait

[alpine marsh]

???

Did you fully upgrade nail

[solemn drum]

Yes

[alpine marsh]

He asks you to kill him after

[solemn drum]

....

I just left

[pure osprey]

You gotta stab the guy outside

[solemn drum]

He's not there

[pure osprey]

Then he’s still alive in Sheo’s hut

[alpine marsh]

My friend got upset at me when I killed him .-.

[solemn drum]

Oh

[alpine marsh]

Not anymore. If you spare him you can’t kill him later

[pure osprey]

Go to Greenpath to where you got Great Slash, you’ll find him there

[alpine marsh]

Also apparently I already completed journal??

[solemn drum]

Oh, wait a minute.I remember that's how you get an achievement

Not killing him

[alpine marsh]

Happy Couple

I think?

[pure osprey]

You don’t need everything in the journal for it to be complete just most of it certain things aren’t required

[pure osprey]

Yup

[alpine marsh]

I just mean that I was going to complete the journal but apparently I already did

[pure osprey]

Ah ok

[alpine marsh]

What other achievement could I try to get then

[pure osprey]

I wonder did you get the journal entry at the end of PoP

[pure osprey]

Steel Heart

[alpine marsh]

I have not done PoP

[alpine marsh]

Soul?

And I mean one I can do in my main file

111% completion

[pure osprey]

That’s the achievement for completing Steel Soul at 100%

[pure osprey]

Getting 112%

Which is P4

And then the P5 endings

[alpine marsh]

Ah

[alpine marsh]

Other than that

[pure osprey]

Hmmm

[alpine marsh]

I’m taking a break from P4

[solemn drum]

You should

[alpine marsh]

Oh hey there’s only 14 achievements I haven’t gotten

[solemn drum]

What are they?

[alpine marsh]

Once Steam decides to be responsive I’ll list them

Wait I could check ingame

[pure osprey]

Assuming you did everything except P4 and P5 you are only missing the alternative achievements

Such as letting Zote die to VFK

Or saving the nailsmith

Or saving Brumm from the Troupe

So they are missing the NKG achievement

[solemn drum]

They already did brumm

Goodluck with nkg

It's a tad bit hard

[pure osprey]

Yea uh about that

[alpine marsh]

The Hollow Knight
Ritual (NKG)
Happy Couple
Soul & Shade (P4)
Passing of the Age (“Aid the Herald in moving on” don’t spoil this one for me; idk what it is)
Embrace the Void (P5)
Neglect (let Zote die)
Speedrun 1 (under 10 hours)
Speedrun 2 (under 5 hrs)
Speed Completion (100% under 20hrs)
Steel Soul
Steel Heart
Pure Completion

[pure osprey]

Even if you banish NKG

He is still there in P5

[alpine marsh]

I can fight him in HoG

[pure osprey]

Yea

gl

[alpine marsh]

Like rn I could

[pure osprey]

You could

[alpine marsh]

Would that count for the achievement tho?

[pure osprey]

Nope

You need to beat him in Dirtmouth for the achievement

[alpine marsh]

Then I’ll prob do it in a new save

I’ll have to anyways bc of the alternate paths

[pure osprey]

Do it on Steel Soul then that’s a bunch of achievements at the same time

[solemn drum]

What's a lightseed and where can I kill it?

[alpine marsh]

Is that the orange thing?

[pure osprey]

It’s those orange thingy’s that filled BV’s head in Basin

[alpine marsh]

Looks kinda like lifeblood?

They’re in Basin

[solemn drum]

It's always basin 😑

[pure osprey]

Basin is cool

[solemn drum]

Ima go pour me another cup of tea brb

[pure osprey]

You have The Abyss

[alpine marsh]

There’s one spot where when you enter, a bunch spawn. They’re prob elsewhere too

[pure osprey]

And the White Palace there

[alpine marsh]

Oh wait they’re also in Infected Crossroads

[pure osprey]

They are in Infected Crossroads as well

[alpine marsh]

Oh really?

[pure osprey]

I should do Path of pain but backwards

[alpine marsh]

If you, for whatever reason, prefer that over Basin

[pure osprey]

The room before the grub being guarded by the guard bug

[solemn drum]

Back

[alpine marsh]

Read the message I replied to

[pure osprey]

Yea

[alpine marsh]

The “oh really?” was intended to be sarcastic but ig I should’ve added “/s”

[alpine marsh]

Sounds like hell (← has never tried PoP)

[solemn drum]

The only reason I don't like basin is bc it leads into the hive

[pure osprey]

It probably is lmao

[alpine marsh]

?

[pure osprey]

You need to use tram to get there

[solemn drum]

Or stag

[pure osprey]

You can’t stag to Hive?

[solemn drum]

Hidden station

[alpine marsh]

There’s other, more inconvenient paths to Basin too

[pure osprey]

Hidden station doesn’t lead to Hive what

Tram is the only way to get there

Hidden Station leads to TWP

[solemn drum]

My idiot self always forget that's basin is down not up

[alpine marsh]

Oh ok I was rly confused

[alpine marsh]

pretty sure you can also navigate from Kingdom’s Edge if you have the right movement abilities

[pure osprey]

Pretty sure that path is locked until you access it through Tram

[solemn drum]

Also is it just me or is broken vessel too easy

I'm missing two entries what do you think they are?

[alpine marsh]

The secret achievements:
Mortality (soul tyrant)
The Hollow Knight
Ritual (NKG)
Happy Couple
Soul & Shade (P4)
Passing of the Age (“Aid the Herald in moving on” don’t spoil this one for me; idk what it is)
Embrace the Void (P5)

[alpine marsh]

Do you have Goam and the other unkillable thing in Deepnest?

[alpine marsh]

I’m actually gonna stop playing now bc I’m too tired but I’ll try some of the achievements tomorrow

[solemn drum]

Alright, Have a goodnight

[alpine marsh]

Yeah but I’m assuming they already have the path

[solemn drum]

I do

[alpine marsh]

I’m not leaving yet ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[solemn drum]

Oh then

What's goam?

[pure osprey]

But that’s still not basin

[alpine marsh]

Y’know the unkillable enemies that you have to time in Crossroads?

[alpine marsh]

Obv

[pure osprey]

Yeah?

[alpine marsh]

That’s Goam

[pure osprey]

I am aware

[solemn drum]

Oh

Yeah I got that

[alpine marsh]

Oh I was talking to them. I see the confusion tho

[solemn drum]

Does zote have one?

[pure osprey]

You’re probably missing Passing of the Age

[alpine marsh]

GPZ and his minions are separate entries I think

[solemn drum]

Oh

I never saved him

....

[alpine marsh]

I literally listed all the secret achievements I don’t have

[pure osprey]

[alpine marsh]

If you only have two more entries you should be fine then bc he’s more than two

[solemn drum]

I hope he's not dead

[alpine marsh]

Zote?

[solemn drum]

Yeah

[alpine marsh]

Oh he’s dead

Where did you leave him?

[solemn drum]

What

Deepnest

[alpine marsh]

Mm

[outer eagle]

hey guys

[alpine marsh]

I mean, do you rly think he escaped?

[solemn drum]

Uhh

Welll

[alpine marsh]

You also never see him again

[solemn drum]

Hmmm

[outer eagle]

uhh hello

[alpine marsh]

To my knowledge

[alpine marsh]

Hi!

[solemn drum]

Elllo

[alpine marsh]

Can you share the entries you have?

[solemn drum]

Sure

One sec got to take dogs out

[outer eagle]

ugh

its just like all the other servers

[solemn drum]

Huh?

[alpine marsh]

Why is Colosseum its own entry

[solemn drum]

Wdym?

[outer eagle]

its in c

[solemn drum]

What's the context of the list?

[outer eagle]

its my list

[alpine marsh]

It’s not rly a big area; I think of it as a location in Kingdom’s Edge

[solemn drum]

On what?

[outer eagle]

all of the hollow knight areas

[solemn drum]

Oh

[outer eagle]

i have a boss tier lis

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