hk-general

[humble river]

The Hollow Knight is a name given by the pale king

[elder compass]

and Ghost/ THE knight has no name

[humble river]

Both the Knight and the Hollow Knight are vessels

But only one is the hollow knight

[brave herald]

The Pale King is our papa so there for he must of named us 'The Hollow Knight'

[humble river]

No he only named one vessel the hollow knight

[elder compass]

The Hollow Knight was given that name because that's what he was

[bleak igloo]

the hollow knight is a title isnt it?

[humble river]

I don't think he even saw us

[elder compass]

yes, and a name

for ONE character

[brave herald]

We're the Hollow Knight cuz I'm dead inside and I play as the lil dude so here for he is the Hollow Knight

My logic is flawless if you ask me

[brave herald]

Yeah, us cuz we are his child

[storm wraith]

Hello chat

[olive phoenix]

actually… we play as “the knight”

[humble river]

He was talking to Egg Knight when he gave his speech

[bleak igloo]

the hollow knight is the only vessel who pk deemed hollow, because thk climbed up first

[brave herald]

I have a feeling that my flawless thinking isn't working on you guys

[humble river]

No not at all

[bleak igloo]

the rest of the vessels are just knights

[olive phoenix]

Because it’s flawed

[brave herald]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-your-honor-my-client-nuh-uh-gif-11334700374005151603

[humble river]

Honestly don't know why the test for deciding if a vessel was hollow was climbing up the abyss

[olive phoenix]

Who is your client?

[bleak igloo]

he was desperate, go ask lore chat for the details

[humble river]

Anyways

[brave herald]

If we play as a knight then why aren't we protecting anything? Like we kill a lot of people in Hallownest. Checkmate

[elder compass]

OH MY GOD

[brave herald]

Me, I am my own client

[olive phoenix]

crusades

[humble river]

We protect ourselves from dying

[elder compass]

I AM TIRED OF THIS

[bleak igloo]

vessels were born to protect hallownest from the infection. boom checkmate

[elder compass]

YOU ARE SAYING RANDOM CRUD AND TRYING TO CAUSE ANNOYANCE

NOT FUN.

[brave herald]

Omg that logic is flawless. I have been bested. There is nothing I can say to counter that!

[olive phoenix]

Also we aren’t actual knights, we are called knights

[elder compass]

This guy gets it

Thank you for having a brain to show for

[olive phoenix]

and “ghost” and “vessel” and whatever else you want to call them. Bill.

[humble river]

It's like naming a dog "cupcake"

It's doesn't mean they're a cupcake its just the name you gave them

[elder compass]

right

[humble river]

What food does the hollow knight like

[elder compass]

These two have brains

[delicate sigil]

GUYS I HAVE THE BEST LAWYER-

[elder compass]

I wouldn't think it eats

[delicate sigil]

ZOTE GOODMAN-

[olive phoenix]

The 100lbs pit bull named cupcake when they see the 20lbs kid:

[humble river]

Lifeblood?

[delicate sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-bro-he-bite-pitbull-dog-gif-11595593516513616736

[elder compass]

The radiance

[jovial hull]

Ghost might actually be a ghost tho because…

[humble river]

It eats lifeblood

[delicate sigil]

There's a joke I wanna make so badly that CAN get me muted- 😭

[humble river]

Chat is this real

[jovial hull]

Yes that’s doable in hk with the power of glitches

[brave herald]

Wait a minute. Our character and THK's body is black and is as black as night so maybe the PK and the game misspoke multiple times and actually meant 'The Night/The Hollow Night"

[olive phoenix]

Please stop… it- makes me sad seeing that I can’t play like that…

[elder compass]

I swear to god

[brave herald]

My 1am brain is thinking so good rn

[jovial hull]

True wtf just play like this iirc

[delicate sigil]

I WON'T SAY IT-

[humble river]

Batman is wearing black but he's still called a Knight

[elder compass]

That is ENOUGH random crud

[delicate sigil]

I WANNA STAY-

[olive phoenix]

then don’t say it and you won’t get gone

[humble river]

To be fair this channel is called "hk-offtopic"

[brave herald]

It's 1:30am. Don't be surprised when I get stupid like this

[elder compass]

My apologies.

Go to sleep please

[bleak igloo]

i hate crystal peaks

[olive phoenix]

I’m sorry, WHAT

[brave herald]

Nah, Insomnia is kinda funny

[delicate sigil]

Casual Knight Gameplay

[elder compass]

Good music tho

[humble river]

If the Dark Vessel Night Knight (not hollow) can eat lifeblood, what else can it eat

[delicate sigil]

Okay captain obvious.

[brave herald]

Don't you mean... Casual Night Gameplay?

[jovial hull]

Kwats

[delicate sigil]

Casual Night Night go to sleep fucke- gameplay.

[jovial hull]

The knight when it’s not being controlled by a player

[humble river]

Does water and acid just enter it's shell whenever it swims?

[elder compass]

Yes

[brave herald]

Understanding WK movement is hard enough, what the Abyss?

[humble river]

They supposed to be hollow so the vessel knight night shade is like a water bottle

[delicate sigil]

I bet it would be begging for the NEW player to put the controller down.

[real totem]

nix imo

[jovial hull]

[humble river]

But it can't because it has no voice to cry suffering

[real totem]

someone should make like a super sped up gif of the jumpless tas 20 minute tiktik

[humble river]

Except for when it's using shriek

[delicate sigil]

"WE WILL DEFEND LURIEN WITH OUR LIF-"

"HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU KILLING US IN SECOND-"

[real totem]

have you even seen full gear wk speedruns

[delicate sigil]

Nope

[jovial hull]

Shade soul triple hits do 120 damage 🙃

[real totem]

they die even faster

[humble river]

Is there a lore reason why the knight is a water bottle? Is he stupid?

[delicate sigil]

Is he... Acoustic?

[brave herald]

And not even a single Flukenest

[jovial hull]

True like 1/4 of that TAS is “Now switching to you, Bob, running the TikTik cam”

[real totem]

lmao

[jovial hull]

Didn’t have flukes

[real totem]

TikTok

[humble river]

How does the pale king eat

[real totem]

TikTok cam ya say

[delicate sigil]

Though his head cause his head is a fork.

[jovial hull]

Who could’ve guessed it’s suboptimal in TE shade soul route to go get dive, get an extra simple key, go to waterways, and get flukes

[real totem]

lol

[humble river]

He's not like his kids because he's an actual (ex)-living thing

[brave herald]

The Pale King was thirst one day while making the blueprints for the Vessels and decided to make it so they are portable, living water bottles

[humble river]

So does he have like a big mouth under his shell

[bleak igloo]

top of his head is his mouth i think

[delicate sigil]

What did I just sa-

[humble river]

Oh god imagine his face just raising like a door and then seeing a big gaping mouth under it

[brave herald]

He takes off his shell to reveal a wyrm mouth. That's how he eats

[bleak igloo]

flip his head 180 and look at it

[humble river]

I like to think it has a latch at the top so it's like a window

[bleak igloo]

im not crazy i swear

[brave herald]

Bro became Mr. Mushroom

[humble river]

Funtime Pale King

[delicate sigil]

The Hallownest bite of 23'

[teal trout]

i had to do it
im sorry

[delicate sigil]

MENDERBUG-

[brave herald]

I still have never meet Menderbug

[humble river]

Same for hornet, she actually needs food and water to survive

[teal trout]

i took two damage from an enemy right after
well thats karma i guess

[humble river]

Or did the pale genes make hornet not need to eat

Bc in that case the pale king doesn't need to eat either

[brave herald]

Who knows, we never see her eat

[delicate sigil]

I wouldn't like to watch Hornet devour a bug anyways-

wait-

[brave herald]

Parts of a bug

[delicate sigil]

lemme elaborate-

[delicate sigil]

Yep.

[brave herald]

You don't consume an entire cow, you only have parts of it

Do you consume the entire cow in one go?

[humble river]

You eat flies whole

[delicate sigil]

Yes. I'm a certified fatass.

[jovial hull]

Nyoom

[brave herald]

No-one eats flies tho

[delicate sigil]

Casual night night gameplay.

[brave herald]

I don't think hornets eat flies irl

[humble river]

I imagine when hornet kills small bugs she eats everything except for the skeleton

[jovial hull]

TRUE

[delicate sigil]

....

[bleak igloo]

why not the skeleton

[delicate sigil]

"WEEEEEE-"

".... WHAT THE FUC-"

[humble river]

You're saying that as if people don't eat flies as a delicacy all around the world

[olive phoenix]

Why cyclone at the end

[jovial hull]

Get the geo rocks

[humble river]

Too crunchy

[delicate sigil]

People DO eat bugs around the world.

[bleak igloo]

people eat fried grasshoppers with honey

[delicate sigil]

or Guac.

[olive phoenix]

oh. Yeah I’m slightly stupid

[humble river]

Maybe if the bugs are small enough she eats them whole because they're crunchy

[brave herald]

I bet she was about to eat the other vessel back in Greenpath before we stopped her

[delicate sigil]

Casual Night Night I'm gonna be gone in a FLASH gameplay

I'MA SCOPE THE SCENERY OUT-

[bleak igloo]

why does quirrel go out of his way to call me short

[brave herald]

That's more normal then eating those annoying flying idiot flies

[humble river]

Do mosskin and mossknights and other moss bugs count as bugd

Or are those just living moss

[delicate sigil]

Almost everyone in hallownest underestmates you for being short, Hell if certain bosses could talk they would say that too.

[brave herald]

That or they are slimy yet satisfying

[olive phoenix]

Nix, can you send a kings pass to false knight speedrun type quick thingy idk what it’s called

If you have one

[delicate sigil]

That image just popped in my head and now I wanna cry.

[humble river]

I assume hornet is a carnivore since she's the daughter of a spider and a wyrm (either worm or dragon)

[olive phoenix]

Just cuz… it’d help my speed running now

[brave herald]

Bet that is the reason Godseeker doesn't count us as a god, we aren't tall enough

[humble river]

So i don't think she eats any of the mosskin

[olive phoenix]

cuz I suck

[jovial hull]

Just watch a run

https://www.speedrun.com/hollowknight

[humble river]

Hornet on her way to snipe the squits out of the air to eat them

[olive phoenix]

otay.

[humble river]

What does hornet even actually eat?

[delicate sigil]

"Thou must be this tall be to be a god."

".... Its 6'2-"

"Thou is too short, You must leave."

[humble river]

Sly

[brave herald]

I'm scared, you're scaring me Nix

[olive phoenix]

That’s not wrong-

[jovial hull]

You don’t like shroom zoom?

[delicate sigil]

Ew-

[humble river]

Sly is a fly

[bleak igloo]

the nail makes up for his small stature

[humble river]

I think

[brave herald]

His sword makes him tall enough

[humble river]

I could make a very inappropriate joke right now

[real totem]

do not

[olive phoenix]

Ik what you mean.

and I wish I didn’t.

[real totem]

[delicate sigil]

BRO THERE IS SO MANY JOKES I COULD'VE MADE IN THE LAST FEW MINUTES-

[real totem]

same.

[bleak igloo]

dude you know i didnt even mean anything like that

[brave herald]

I wish second best girl would do that to me😔

[real totem]

there are*

[humble river]

Does hornet eat belflies?

[delicate sigil]

........ Wellllllllllllll- Yeah that makes sense.

[jovial hull]

Do take notes because you could definitely do that 100% I’m not lying to you tf you mean

[bleak igloo]

thank the lord

[humble river]

Those bat things that explode? Or would they just blow up the moment she kills them

[olive phoenix]

TOU USE THE EXPLOSION TO POHO WTH THATS- THATS CRAZY

[delicate sigil]

I don't wanna say it but I think I know what happens.

[brave herald]

My small, smooth brain can't understand is all

[humble river]

What if there was a weak spot in the belflies that doesn't explode when you hit it

[bleak igloo]

hunter prob eats them, hornet would the same way

[olive phoenix]

Do not the belfly.

[delicate sigil]

Or maybe Hornet can tank the explosion inside of her.

[humble river]

But the nail isn't precise enough

[real totem]

[humble river]

don't say it don't say it don't say it

[delicate sigil]

MY GUY I HAD TO TELL MYSELF THAT TOO-

[humble river]

You realise what you just said

[real totem]

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

[delicate sigil]

.....

[real totem]

[delicate sigil]

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT-

WAIT WAIT-

[real totem]

I WILL PING SOF

[brave herald]

...Bruh

[delicate sigil]

I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT-

[humble river]

Anyways what if our nail was just too wide for the belflies which hits an infection bomb

[delicate sigil]

SERIOUSLY.

[jovial hull]

YRUE!

[olive phoenix]

what if hornet just like, can’t eat

[brave herald]

Yeah, suuuuuurrrrreeeeee

[delicate sigil]

Maybe.

[humble river]

But since Hornet's needle is very precise (since it's a needle), it hits the head of a bellfly

And doesnt explode

[delicate sigil]

Bruh.

[olive phoenix]

WTF

[delicate sigil]

I KNOW WHO HE IS, DO NOT THE SOF.

[humble river]

How does hornet maintain her cloak

[vocal seal]

Is it really worth it

[bleak igloo]

knits it back together

[brave herald]

Listen man. I get it, I don't agree with your statement but I get it.

[humble river]

How does she deal with dirt

[delicate sigil]

"I WILL DEFEND MONO-"

"WHAT THE FUC-"

"KASSA-"

"BALLISTIC MISSILE!!

[bleak igloo]

she scrapes it off with the needle

[brave herald]

sows it back with silk

[olive phoenix]

Water 1/2 + acid1/8 + silk3/8

[delicate sigil]

B r u h

[jovial hull]

Yeah that saves time

[bleak igloo]

and anything that could stain the cloak she just leaps over

[humble river]

What if it's made of a silk that doesn't dissolve in acid

[vocal seal]

No dude what
How about your life or something wtf

[delicate sigil]

...... That makes sense.

[humble river]

And she just throws her cloak in acid to clean it

[vocal seal]

Speedruns gone too far

[jovial hull]

It’s a TAS- it only took like 9 hours

[humble river]

And then she gets it back with her needle

[brave herald]

I wonder if Hornet's silk is different to other spiders cuz she is part god?

[vocal seal]

“Only 9 hours”💀

[real totem]

tbh nix im perfectly willing to spend 8 hours a day tasing

[humble river]

Pale Spider

[vocal seal]

Bro isn’t nine hours is very valuable thing

[real totem]

[vocal seal]

Well as you wish

[delicate sigil]

Spider Pale

[humble river]

She basically has god cloak

[vocal seal]

Looks cool so I don’t really care

[jovial hull]

You wouldn’t spend 9 hours of your life to save a few seconds? What are you? Sane?

[delicate sigil]

Nor stain, nor rip, nor break.

[bleak igloo]

if pk is a wyrm and wl is a tree then why do the vessels look like beetles when you flip their heads

[vocal seal]

Nah bro

[bleak igloo]

at least, some of them do

[humble river]

It doesn't rip or break but it gets dirty since she isn't a pure pale being

[delicate sigil]

...... I gotta pray bruh-

[vocal seal]

I mean I’m saneier than you are

[olive phoenix]

Not bug, nor beast, nor god.

[delicate sigil]

YEP.

[humble river]

But since it's not gonna dissolve in acid, she just throws it in there

[delicate sigil]

Casually throws clothes in acid

[humble river]

Man i wish i could do that

[delicate sigil]

Same.

[humble river]

Throw my clothes in acid and not have to wash them

[real totem]

"spend 20 hours to make a machine to automate something which takes 20 seconds and that you will only do like 3 times ever"

[brave herald]

Speedrunners spend most of their day trying not to spend most of their day. Just a casual speedrunner thing ya'know?

[real totem]

i'm quite used to it

[delicate sigil]

Hornet gets disrespected (REAL)

[vocal seal]

Surely

[real totem]

i love bullying hornet

[jovial hull]

Gods I love modded Minecraft

[real totem]

lol

[olive phoenix]

wtf help-

[humble river]

She has all the god drip but she can't handle being disrespected like that

[delicate sigil]

ME PERSONALLY-

[vocal seal]

Well maybe nix gone tooo far tho...
But who cares his tases look awesome

[brave herald]

No, you've got to have Invincibility on or something. There is just no way

[jovial hull]

Oh? I need 3 HPDE pellets and I’ll never need them again? Time to automate them

[real totem]

[delicate sigil]

I COULDN'T TAKE THAT LEVEL OF DISRESPECT.

BUT THAT'S JUST ME

[real totem]

tbf you kinda do need a lot of hdpe pellets sometimes-

ok stop shouting ty

[humble river]

The sheer amount of disrespect is frightening

[jovial hull]

Lol

[jovial hull]

Yeah I automated them in skyfactory it took like 2 hours

[real totem]

mmm

[delicate sigil]

"...."

"HI LOST KIN!"

"WHAT THE FUC-"

[brave herald]

That isn't real. That's fake

[humble river]

"YOU WON'T BEAT ME THIS T"
-Lost Kin's final words

[brave herald]

You're hacking

[delicate sigil]

"I REFUSE TO FALL AGAI-"

[jovial hull]

Oh bv is even faster

[brave herald]

Nix, you dirty hacker. There is no way

[humble river]

Bro lost it all, slip and fall

[olive phoenix]

jegeidvoebwosvfpbsjsgevjsbdish. (Translates roughly to: how so good me want be pro but me trash D:)

[delicate sigil]

"OKAY, WHO'S MY FIGHT-"

Fucking dies

[humble river]

I love killing the light seeds that go to his head

[proper meteor]

Hey
Is there any Hollow Knight musician here perhaps who has requests open?

[humble river]

It's fun as hell

[delicate sigil]

He fell over on his cloak, He very much choked, And then he croaked.

[jovial hull]

True wtf

[brave herald]

Does killing the lightblood before they reach Broken Vessel even do anything?

[delicate sigil]

nOPE

[real totem]

hACKinG

[humble river]

No but it brings me joy

[real totem]

IMO HACKER

[delicate sigil]

Same.

[jovial hull]

No but it is rng how fast he spawns

Just like the second wave of aspids in aspid arena

[olive phoenix]

just playing the game frame by frame?

[jovial hull]

Mhm pretty much

[olive phoenix]

that’s sad.

[real totem]

wtf

imagine disrespecting tas

[humble river]

Man's playing hollow knight on powerdirector lmao

[delicate sigil]

Pizza

[jovial hull]

It’s optimal tho

[olive phoenix]

all my fellas

[delicate sigil]

Pufferfish

Grimmfish

[humble river]

Which hollow knight enemy can eat pizza the fastest

[delicate sigil]

Puffimm

[olive phoenix]

gpz.

[delicate sigil]

Me.

I'M A HOLLOW KNIGHT ENEMY.

[olive phoenix]

no doubt about it, gpz

[humble river]

My geo's on the radiance

[delicate sigil]

THEY CALL ME THE TIKTIK-

[humble river]

Wait no grimm

[delicate sigil]

SHE DOESN'T GOT A MOUTH

[olive phoenix]

damn. kinda weak.

[delicate sigil]

.... Good one. good one.

[humble river]

He's one of the only HK enemies with a mouth (gpz's mouth is tiny)

[delicate sigil]

Grimm could basically devour a whole box.

[humble river]

I think it's grimm because he has a massive mouth

[olive phoenix]

Also why do you keep using big text

[delicate sigil]

I LIKE BIG THINGS.

[humble river]

Oh my god i thought of something

[olive phoenix]

my guy no.

[humble river]

Flukemarm

[delicate sigil]

huh-

[olive phoenix]

They have no arms

[humble river]

Good point

[delicate sigil]

They could get flukes to feed her.

[olive phoenix]

“Kids I’m hungry, feed me”

“Feed me the souls of those who died to me”

[delicate sigil]

Absolutely no one.

WHO DIES TO FLUKEMARM?

[humble river]

They're going to misinterpret that as "im going to eat my kids"

(flukes are very stupid)

[olive phoenix]

my 7 hrs of underprepared:

[humble river]

I died to flukemarm on radiant once

[delicate sigil]

All you need is Howling Wraiths-

[delicate sigil]

i meant main game flukemarm, The one you see in Waterways.

[brave herald]

Midwife

[olive phoenix]

underprepared

[humble river]

I died to flukemarm my first time fighting her

[delicate sigil]

GET PREPARED

[humble river]

"man wtf is this goofy ahh bos-"

[olive phoenix]

Fuck off it was my first playthrough

[delicate sigil]

The noises it makes give me shivers.

[delicate sigil]

Oh that makes sense. Have a nice day.

[humble river]

lologlglolhhghogrglhollol

[olive phoenix]

;-;

[delicate sigil]

Most common Radiance reaction

[olive phoenix]

I’ve only made 3 saves. One has 30 min and is a speedrun save (can’t do shade skip) one was a steel soul, and one is my main

[humble river]

Most embarrassing part about my first time with flukemarm was that my nail was already coiled but she still overwhelmed me

[delicate sigil]

The fact you said was hurt me.

[humble river]

I should have worded that better

[delicate sigil]

.....

OH NAH YOU MEANT THAT.

[real totem]

i remember when i accidentally deleted my steel soul 112 file lol

[delicate sigil]

THERE IS NO WAY YOU COULD'VE WORDED THAT OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD.

[olive phoenix]

I died. Watcher knights. Last one. Watched the clip. Estimated 10-30 hp remaining. I’m not doing steel soul for a long time.

[delicate sigil]

Yeah I played steel soul for a couple hours on console, Then as I was gonna kill herrah (last dreamer)

I got killed by a

STALKING DEVOUT

[humble river]

Flukemarm is canonically attractive

[delicate sigil]

So I threw my controller across the room and haven't touched SS since.

[olive phoenix]

my guy, stfu.

[humble river]

I hate those guys they deal double damage

[olive phoenix]

You had silk song?

[delicate sigil]

No.

[brave herald]

Alluring god of motherhood

[olive phoenix]

Ik what you mean I was making a joke

[humble river]

Can i have a silksong

I won't tell i promise

[jovial hull]

Obviously everyone should do bench DI and skip mound iirc

[delicate sigil]

More like Repulsive god of motherhood.

[olive phoenix]

more like, “NTY”

[humble river]

Alluring god of flukes 😍

[brave herald]

Wdym? I hate Godseeker and everything he stands for but he is correct about Flukemarm

[humble river]

Are flukes maggots or something? What even are they

[delicate sigil]

It genuine scares me that yall find Flukemarm of all bosses attractive.

[olive phoenix]

Is this borderline rule-breaking?

[olive phoenix]

They’re flukes

[jovial hull]

She

[pure dome]

Flukes are a real type of animal

[bleak igloo]

WOOOHOOOO I FOUND RESTING PLACE WHATEVER

[humble river]

What's a fluke

[delicate sigil]

I didn't even know Godseeker was a Her/She for the longest amount of time.

[pure dome]

Search it up

[humble river]

Man all this time i thought they were based off maggots

[brave herald]

Go commit mushroom bounce into thorns

[olive phoenix]

Oxford says chance

[delicate sigil]

"Come no clos-"

"HOW THE FUCK DID YO-"

[jovial hull]

No thank you

[brave herald]

I've said infinitely worse. This is very tame, trust me

[olive phoenix]

otay

[jovial hull]

Hmm.

[humble river]

Does hornet eat mushrooms

[brave herald]

I was joking bruh. My heart will forever be for only WL

[olive phoenix]

how tf do you have cyclone-

[delicate sigil]

Hornet casually talking to herself then getting disrespected

[delicate sigil]

Who's WL-

[pure dome]

White Lady

[delicate sigil]

Damn a tree is crazy.

[brave herald]

God tree

[delicate sigil]

So my heart goes to herra-

[jovial hull]

Better question might be: how tf did you get to hornet and have cyclone in just over a minute after creating the save file

[humble river]

White Lady is good but

[delicate sigil]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

[olive phoenix]

Ok.

[humble river]

Hear me out

[delicate sigil]

I'm listening.

[humble river]

God tamer

[delicate sigil]

NO.

[jovial hull]

And to that I say:

[olive phoenix]

how tf did you get to hornet and have cyclone in just over a minute after creating the save file

[brave herald]

You seen her personality tho? Such a kind soul (and she thi-)

[delicate sigil]

I knew that was coming.

[humble river]

White Lady has bindings on herself so she can't procreate

Herrah is dead

But you know who doesnt have either of those problems?

[delicate sigil]

THERE IS SOMETHING I REALLY WANNA SAY-

[humble river]

God tamer

[brave herald]

Elderbug?

[delicate sigil]

Fuck God tamer.

[humble river]

That's the plan

[jovial hull]

Already answered

[brave herald]

How dare you call me predictable

[delicate sigil]

I should've kept my mouth closed.

[olive phoenix]

I watched it

[delicate sigil]

Its true though.

[humble river]

Elderbug is the kind of guy you'd like to sit next to

[delicate sigil]

Okay hear me out

Cupcakes or Cake?

[olive phoenix]

cake

[humble river]

Cake

[delicate sigil]

YEAAAAAA

CAKE TEAM

[brave herald]

Cake

[olive phoenix]

[jovial hull]

Yes I too like to sit next to Xenophobic, annoying, passive aggressive assholes

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/586931790208434203/1156701150523957339/speedkill.gif?ex=6515ed64&is=65149be4&hm=e5a962587eb9a8a2e8052e921be3fad35abc3dbc39998f2906757c22c12140b2&

[olive phoenix]

you can kill them?

[jovial hull]

With the power of mods

[olive phoenix]

xenophobic is like racist?

[humble river]

How is he xenophobic? And he's only passive aggressive when you don't give him the flower

[brave herald]

You know, White Lady has cake too

[olive phoenix]

right?

[delicate sigil]

Only you can't eat that cake.

[jovial hull]

Grimm troupe dialogue

Also you can’t deny that he’s annoying

[sweet ledge]

XENOPHOBIC💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[brave herald]

If she can conjure up one half of her husband’s corpse then she can conjure up a cake that I can eat

[delicate sigil]

...... That sounds so wrong.

[sweet ledge]

People like to throw out complicated words that they themselves do not understand. Crazy

[olive phoenix]

No, it doesn’t, you make it sound wrong.

[delicate sigil]

bruh

[humble river]

He didn't like the grimm troupe because they were playing ominous accordion music

[delicate sigil]

okay.

[delicate sigil]

Great music btw.

[jovial hull]

He calls them vile iirc

[humble river]

It's great music but it's really ominous

[delicate sigil]

Ye

[brave herald]

No it doesn't

[olive phoenix]

There. Know your words

[delicate sigil]

Fair point.

[pure dome]

If creepy clowns teleported to your peaceful home, you probably wouldn't like it either

[delicate sigil]

I would.

[humble river]

Exactly

[sweet ledge]

Holy shit i know lmao I'm literally a stranger in the country where i live that's why i pointed it out

[humble river]

Ok but imagine creepy clown music playing while you're trying to sleep

[olive phoenix]

otay 🙃

[delicate sigil]

I'll like it. White noise to my ears.

[humble river]

I don't blame you

[delicate sigil]

I'm going insane from doing RadHog and All bindings and any rad.

[olive phoenix]

You’re just weird like that though.

[brave herald]

But didn't Elderbug want people in the town? Now he's being rude to the group with cool music. Kinda cring of him

[humble river]

But some people generally don't like it, elderbug is the type of guy to like quiet

[humble river]

He was fine when brumm played his accordion music

[delicate sigil]

Can you stop being on me about stuff I say? You always have some shit to say after I say one thing.

[delicate sigil]

I like Nymm.

[olive phoenix]

okay sorry. I’ll try not to. I didn’t mean to anger you…

[humble river]

He just didnt have the same music taste as grimm

[sweet ledge]

I mean he's literally an old guy basically it's accurate to old people irl. They'd say the same if it happened to them irl

[delicate sigil]

Reason why blud wanted to banish him. (TOTALLY)

[humble river]

Also elderbug likes the peace and quiet

[delicate sigil]

I like the noise and noise

AND

THE NOISE

[sweet ledge]

Elderbug is one of the nicest npc's in hollow knight

[delicate sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-tower-the-noise-theodore-noise-theodore-j-noisester-the-noises-gif-2253154273444686398

[humble river]

No that award goes to myla

Before the incident

[brave herald]

I like Grimm Troupe and I will force Elderbug to like them too

[sweet ledge]

bro she gives up on u for another man

[delicate sigil]

same.

[humble river]

That is bretta

[sweet ledge]

fak

[humble river]

Myla is the miner bug

[sweet ledge]

I haven't played in 2 years

[bleak igloo]

i think thats bretta

[delicate sigil]

Bretta is a girl who writes fan fictions.

And WE have to fight those fan fictions.

[humble river]

Bretta likes fanfictions
Myla likes geo

[sweet ledge]

Myla is very cute i agree

[delicate sigil]

I hate Bretta.

[real totem]

man y'all acting hella weird constantly, maybe tone it down a bit

[humble river]

We don't have to fight those fanfictions if we don't save zote in deepnest

[delicate sigil]

Who DOESN'T like geo?

[sweet ledge]

Deserved

Zote kinda deserves it tbh

[brave herald]

I specifically keep Zote in Deepnest so he doesn't ruin my chances with Bretta

[delicate sigil]

I'd rather let his ass die to the vengefly king.

[sweet ledge]

that's what I'm saying

[humble river]

I save zote from the vengefly for the geo

[delicate sigil]

.... I'm not saying anything now.

[delicate sigil]

Fuck the Geo, Fuck Zote.

I can grind later.

[humble river]

Saving zote in deepnest only makes bretta leave you

[sweet ledge]

Zote deserves to be thrown in the abyss

[delicate sigil]

He can't climb out.

[humble river]

So i leave zote in deepnest

[brave herald]

Say something, I dare you

[delicate sigil]

Nah.

[brave herald]

Yes

[delicate sigil]

I'm not.

[sweet ledge]

i wonder if Grimm troupe will make an appearance in silksong

[humble river]

He'd annoy the hell out of the shades (they're not actually hollow) and they'd do the radiance ending for you

[brave herald]

I hope so

[sweet ledge]

lol

[delicate sigil]

The Shades would jump him.

[humble river]

I only save zote for the geo, it doesn't have that same reward in deepnest

[delicate sigil]

"OOF-"

"PRECEPT 1-"

"JUMP HIM-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAA-"

[sweet ledge]

Berry Delight deep within🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥

[humble river]

Zote forgot to always win his battles this time lmao

[humble river]

Has anyone here ever tried having everyone in Dirtmouth before

[delicate sigil]

me.

[humble river]

Cloth, Tiso, Bretta, Nymm, Zote

[sweet ledge]

Is there a troll emoji in this server

[real totem]

yes there even is a category for it

[brave herald]

“Omg this guy is so annoying, does he ever shut up about his fake stories?”

“Bro let's just kill the Radiance ourselves if it means we don't have to listen to him.”

[delicate sigil]

"PRECEPT 2:"

All the shades fucking leave

[humble river]

Saving zote from deepnest gave me pain

[brave herald]

Okay I actually go eep now. Goodbye chat

[humble river]

I bet zote was the first vessel and the moment he started talking, the pale king was like "nah these things dont talk anymore"

[humble river]

Goodbye

[delicate sigil]

Go eep.

[brave herald]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-game-knight-hollow-silk-song-gif-25946303

[humble river]

Oh god i just imagined the knight having the same voice as zote

[delicate sigil]

Zote has over 2000 dialog, I wouldn't be surprised.

[sweet ledge]

Blud just

[vocal seal]

Wow balls 2 🏈

[humble river]

If the pale king used zote to contain the radiance, she would've just died the moment she entered his mind

[sweet ledge]

yes that's me

[delicate sigil]

"...."

"PRECEPT"

"PRECPET"

"COY"

"BATTLES"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[sweet ledge]

Are shotgun texts legal that's kinda annoying ngl

🦅

[humble river]

Yo the eagle emoji looks like mountain with a face

[vocal seal]

Yup
She’d just lost herself in the maze of his mind which consist of thousands precepts as a walls

[sweet ledge]

eagle is Symbol of Balls cult

[humble river]

🗻

[pure dome]

🪨

[humble river]

Truly a 🪨 moment

[vocal seal]

Their honest reaction

[sweet ledge]

I want to consume this, Mineral Ball

[humble river]

How much weight can the knight carry

[vocal seal]

The weight of his sins

When he actually “saves” all of the grubs

[humble river]

So basically a sun

[sweet ledge]

well if u count the weight of his big balls, the nail, the charms, all the spells, all the quest items, map and whatnot then 1kilo or something

[humble river]

That was too traumatising for me, so i imagine the grubfather is actually acting as a cocoon

While all the grubs turn into grubberflies inside him

[vocal seal]

But what if remove his unexisting balls cause he is a fucking void?

[sweet ledge]

I mean that's what it is no? The charm looks like a grub woth wings

[sweet ledge]

bro everyone got balls, you just have to believe in it

[olive phoenix]

I’m sorry, what?

[humble river]

So technically he didn't have any grub sins

[vocal seal]

Yup that’s based.Just everyone like to joke kind of “GRUBFATHER ATE ALL OF THEM!1!1!111!!!!!111”

[sweet ledge]

Balls is everywhere. Look at the sun. Look at the planets. Look at balls.

[vocal seal]

What about women

[sweet ledge]

What's that

[humble river]

What is a women

[vocal seal]

Oh yea right

[sweet ledge]

bro is speaking gibberish

[vocal seal]

I should predict that

[humble river]

We are on discord

[vocal seal]

We are in hk disc yea

[sweet ledge]

I'm joking. Women have balls too in their heart

[vocal seal]

I forgor sorry guys

[humble river]

Atoms are made of balls

[vocal seal]

Banned

@ mods

[sweet ledge]

WHARRRDIDADOOO

[vocal seal]

Idk I don’t like you

[sweet ledge]

I hope you have a nice evening bro

[vocal seal]

Look at my pfp

[sweet ledge]

🦅ok

[olive phoenix]

ok this is gone too far, <@&283547423706447872>

[vocal seal]

Can you say if this angry goofy ahh goober monkey with teeth like a shark have balls too?

[sweet ledge]

Fun fact: Watcher Knights were my idea and they got added to hollow knight because balls

[vocal seal]

WhT the fuck

[sweet ledge]

my guy getting pressed over nothing

[real totem]

[humble river]

I am going to eat a burger

[sweet ledge]

based

[humble river]

I will be back

[vocal seal]

Bro is in balls cult wtf

[potent nest]

[Based]

Ho i do spoiler tag

[real totem]

with how weird everyone is acting here constantly rn i think a mod ping was more than warranted

[sweet ledge]

Balls cult is real. There are more people like me out there

[vocal seal]

||idk||

[potent nest]

I forgot

[olive phoenix]

don’t blame me, just getting very… what’s the word… subjective?

[vocal seal]

|| outside

[humble river]

Hey man all i did was ask what food hornet ate

[real totem]

no

[olive phoenix]

||/this||

[sweet ledge]

aight you do you

[potent nest]

Oh thanks man

[olive phoenix]

agreed

[vocal seal]

Isn’t it easier to just || at left and at right side

[sweet ledge]

🦅yes it is

[vocal seal]

||a||

[olive phoenix]

||\this||

||this||

[sweet ledge]

|| oxygen is better than vape and smoke ||

[real totem]

||this||

[olive phoenix]

HOW DO YOU CANCEL THE SPOILER TAG

[real totem]

\

[vocal seal]

Battery acid solos all of them

[olive phoenix]

I know

[real totem]

before the ||

[olive phoenix]

OHHH

[sweet ledge]

Man ur based as hell

I love eating battery acid

[vocal seal]

It’s so cheap and so nice

[scenic frost]

https://tenor.com/view/chat-gm-gif-24327551

[sweet ledge]

hej men

Look I'm balling

[vocal seal]

Gn mr holeiouoleio

[sweet ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-cell-ballin-perfect-cell-cell-ballin-gif-21144310

[scenic frost]

https://tenor.com/view/reeyarn-ballin-cell-gif-21096101

[valid falcon]

hmm

[sweet ledge]

no way Hollow Knight was design was inspired by Cells

i meant

[scenic frost]

Dead cells...

[vocal seal]

Braincells....

[sweet ledge]

Me when I don't have

[vocal seal]

Not a problem

[sweet ledge]

ikr

[vocal seal]

Since it’s hk discord no one have them

[sweet ledge]

ur real as heck for that

anyway

[real totem]

lot of people were being very weird constantly, i can direct u to some earlier messages if needed

[sweet ledge]

i oxygen

[vocal seal]

Bro evolved

[valid falcon]

I’m reading em

[vocal seal]

To orbs

[frosty apex]

congratualtions

[sweet ledge]

NOOOOO

y'all xenophobic

[valid falcon]

shut up man

[scenic frost]

Oh god what happened this time

[valid falcon]

I backread enough to see some pretty weird comments

[olive phoenix]

How is this xenophobic?

[toxic nova]

thanks number 2

[sweet ledge]

i made a joke about balls😭

[valid falcon]

It’s all juvenile as hell but cut it out

[sweet ledge]

cuz it's part of my culture man

[valid falcon]

I know for a fact if we let this slide you’re gonna say even weirder stuff

[scenic frost]

Glaggleland culture is better

[scenic frost]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-gif-21854841

[sweet ledge]

Caught me in 4k hd

well i hope u guys turn O2 into CO2

that's what u deserve

[scenic frost]

Rude

[olive phoenix]

okay

[sweet ledge]

Red

Jesse

[olive phoenix]

What if I said there was a way to get both…

[sweet ledge]

We need to cook Jesse

there's no time

[olive phoenix]

I don’t find that funny.

[sweet ledge]

get into the meth lab

[scenic frost]

Jesse we need to dismantle systematic racism

[olive phoenix]

nty

[sweet ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-heisenberg-vince-gilligan-gif-27153157

[olive phoenix]

What that?

[scenic frost]

[sweet ledge]

Was that uhh

the bite of 87

[lunar glen]

sweet dreams

[olive phoenix]

after a quick look up, I see.

[vocal seal]

Tf

[olive phoenix]

also wtf am I gonna need another mod ping?

[scenic frost]

What

[brave blaze]

The hell did I just see here for a second.

[sweet ledge]

mini modding goes crazy here im out

[olive phoenix]

IVE MENTIONED 3-4 TIMES TODAY ALONE

[scenic frost]

Hi cat

[frosty apex]

2024 going terribly

[sweet ledge]

Orang strat

[olive phoenix]

agreed.

[sweet ledge]

wdym we in 2014

[toxic nova]

apparently pinging mods in mini modding

[sweet ledge]

2024 was 10 years ago

[sly hound]

[scenic frost]

What is mini modding

[sweet ledge]

My lawyer advviced me not to make this joke for obvious legal reasons

[toxic nova]

hi cat! here's a pic I took

[brave blaze]

When a person who isn’t a mod tells you to follow the rules.

[brave blaze]

Which is what they should do.

Because the rules are there whether or not a mod is present.

Orbs.

[sweet ledge]

imagine the fishes

what rules did i break bro

[brave blaze]

Aesthetic.

[scenic frost]

I get spooked so I don't ping mods if I'm not sure if its a punishable offense

[frosty apex]

simply unpleasant vibes

[sweet ledge]

I'm sorry if the joke hurts someone i won't make it again. Tho i did it because I didn't think it was against the rules

[toxic nova]

we are not the same

[frosty apex]

hi sof

[toxic nova]

s

[sweet ledge]

I only ping mods if someone sends dangerous links or stuff like that. If drama happens i don't wanna get involved i know someone else will ping anywau

[vocal seal]

Eh I’m not a geoguessr master

[brave blaze]

You should ping mods whenever someone breaks the rules. Which includes overly NSFW jokes.

[sweet ledge]

okay

[scenic frost]

Is saying balls considered nsfw

[brave blaze]

Thing is regular users can’t do anything about rulebreakers, and we’re not omnipresent. So we rely on the community to alert us.

[sweet ledge]

i can't believe my name went from B tier (balls tier) to O tier

[olive phoenix]

Certain circumstances yes.

Id assume atleast

[sweet ledge]

alright i get it now

[scenic frost]

Yeah but I mean is the act of using the word balls in a sentence considered nsfw

[sweet ledge]

my sentence was nsfw that's why ig

[scenic frost]

Because duh don't use it in an nsfw context

[real totem]

context dependent imo

[vocal seal]

I think no?????

Idk????????????

[frosty apex]

i think you answered your own question by saying "don't use it in a nsfw context"

[small monolith]

eppp hi guys :DDD

[scenic frost]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-insane-cat-crazy-cat-losing-grip-gif-11149138922135425545

[small monolith]

i got nitro

[sweet ledge]

i stand by the fact the universe is full of balls and there's some deeper lore that goes into that.

[olive phoenix]

W!

[frosty apex]

you can say 'fuck' but if you're being a freak about it then you should consider not doing that

[small monolith]

[sweet ledge]

are atoms actually ball shaped or is it conventional

[olive phoenix]

Gato :)

[small monolith]

[vale relic]

It makes your profile look like one of those shiny Pokémon cards

[olive phoenix]

Iirc there’s no way of knowing.

[vocal seal]

Bro stop

[small monolith]

ik i love notri so much rn

[frosty apex]

maybe all round things are atom-shaped

[olive phoenix]

actually there kind of is

[small monolith]

i wonder where can i get the pepe frog

[olive phoenix]

but like, not a scientist

[sweet ledge]

ball shaped

[small monolith]

[sweet ledge]

truly one of the orbs moment

[small monolith]

ayyayayayayayayya

[olive phoenix]

Croissant.

[scenic frost]

Spheres are so wacky

[small monolith]

[small monolith]

i saw that alot on tt

[small monolith]

peair

[olive phoenix]

I got it from hk meme

[sweet ledge]

The San Pietro chair

[small monolith]

peter chair

[vale relic]

The price Is too low

[small monolith]

[sweet ledge]

oxygen lore

[vocal seal]

WOOOOOOWWW 33% DISCOUNT YOOOOOO
WHERE CAN I BUY IT

How do I get Cheter

[vale relic]

This has to be satire

[sweet ledge]

Why are oranges called oranges but apples aren't called red oh my god i cannot take this anymore... eating a burger with no honey mustard

[olive phoenix]

otay

[vale relic]

Your local furniture shop

[vale relic]

Now they are made in series

[sweet ledge]

Italian Vessel when realizes White Palace was designed by the infrastructure minister Matteo Salvini

[wind path]

Fr skool is dum. Me no went n i verri smart

[vale relic]

Buy the Peter chair, with its strong materials, the intense brown of that shiny wood, the delicacy of the colors painted by hand on the chair's surface, the precision of the lines and the proportioning taken care of down to the smallest details... You can't go wrong with the Peter chair. For such a modest price...

[vocal seal]

Yea i am eble tu taipe withoud scul

[vale relic]

Inglish Is sach a silli langueg

[sweet ledge]

scul is stuped ai nou hau tu rait

[vocal seal]

33% discount yoo

[olive phoenix]

gibberish.

[sweet ledge]

gonna ping mods for that too now?

[olive phoenix]

No?

[sweet ledge]

🦅oh ok i thought

[olive phoenix]

why would I?

[sweet ledge]

As if i knew

[vocal seal]

The fuck is started here again

[sweet ledge]

Monkeys are scary as hell

[vale relic]

And now we make an announcement you all wanted to hear from the start! You can bring home this marvelous and incredible piece of technology at an inferior price! We apply a 33% discount, run! Get to your local Walmart and ask immediatly for the Peter Chair!

[sweet ledge]

I'm glad a similiar species to theirs didn't evolve and monopolize the whole planet

[olive phoenix]

I have no Walmart… help what do I do

[vocal seal]

Nah they are cuties

[sweet ledge]

Homosuspense or something

[sweet ledge]

Bro they're menaces

[vale relic]

Don't worry, dear boy! It's available at every single grocery store in the USA, Europe and Zimbabwe

[vocal seal]

Shhh

[scenic frost]

They're cute in photos. They're horrifying irl.

[vocal seal]

Don’t say that aloud

[olive phoenix]

what if I’m not in Europe.

[vale relic]

Cry

[vocal seal]

Wdym

[sweet ledge]

LMAO

[vale relic]

... Or buy one online!

[vocal seal]

So you think they are aggressive irl or something

[olive phoenix]

[scenic frost]

All primates have been ruined for me because of chimpanzees

[vocal seal]

Huuuuh

[sweet ledge]

my guy they literally Monkeys

[scenic frost]

The scariest animal to me is a chimpanzee

[olive phoenix]

flashbacks

[sweet ledge]

same

[vocal seal]

Bro they’re kind wdym nothing wrong with chimps

[scenic frost]

They will literally rip your face and arms off

[vale relic]

We don't care if you live in Oceania or Asia, you can get a Peter chair shipped to you right now.

[scenic frost]

No the fuck they're not

[woven magnet]

" Listen to her. NOW! "

[vale relic]

Now buy the Peter Chair.

[sweet ledge]

Joe Rogan kind of sentence

[vocal seal]

Ok even if so
Because of one specie
You hate the whole kind

[olive phoenix]

what- where in game does that happen?

[vale relic]

If you beat her enough you can get her up there

[sweet ledge]

LMAO

[vocal seal]

Yup

[woven magnet]

I just pushed Millebele into Marissa's room.

[olive phoenix]

Otay- but where? Not how

[sweet ledge]

She doesn't deserve it bring her back down!!!

[vocal seal]

You can beat her a lot

[river hornet]

as all should

[vale relic]

City of Tears of Joy

[scenic frost]

Yes

[vocal seal]

It’s one of those precious moments when tc gave us a volleyball ball to play

[sweet ledge]

City of Pears

[scenic frost]

Monkeys are unpredictable and will try to rip you apart

[sweet ledge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1168559952294580284/1173703818245054537/85whuf.gif?ex=6564ebdc&is=655276dc&hm=84c4df784e6311b708e755f69f66634dec895b5295ed58b2cb249c86ea97b219&

[vocal seal]

That’s like playing hk
Disliking crystal peaks and then closing the game entirely

[sweet ledge]

Bro

[vale relic]

As a whole monkeys freak me out

[sweet ledge]

agreed

[vocal seal]

Why

They eat plant

[sweet ledge]

Italian Vessel never goes to Calabria exactly because of that

[scenic frost]

Very different things

Monkeys are freaky

[vocal seal]

If you don’t get close/don’t touch their babies/don’t make them feel danger ur fine isn’t it

[scenic frost]

I hate the way they move. It gives me the creeps.

[sweet ledge]

Creep mentioned. Radiohead referenced

[olive phoenix]

Just accept not everyone likes monkeys.

[vocal seal]

Ok

[vocal seal]

Yes I mean I already

[sweet ledge]

i gotta hang the laundry

https://tenor.com/view/cat-goodbye-chat-esmbot-gif-23077908

[brave blaze]

dawg wtf

[novel estuary]

pretty sure it gives P but also another indicator saying you did it with cheats? iirc

[tacit lintel]

When the knight is hollow

[bleak igloo]

i hope bretta's happy with the obby she's making me do

[brave blaze]

should i try lethal company

[sly hound]

Yes

[sweet ledge]

i oxygen

[olive phoenix]

@long pumice how’re you doing?

[jovial hull]

Routing

[mint dawn]

hi

[solar hare]

when the knight is hollow or something

idk I don't play Hollow Knight

[delicate sigil]

All my fellas 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[bleak igloo]

i hate deepnest so much

[granite crane]

👏

[solar hare]

skissue

[granite crane]

Hello!

[delicate sigil]

TASK

[granite crane]

[mint dawn]

How are you?

[granite crane]

I'm fine actually, and I may play something right now. How about you?

[jovial hull]

It’s the best fucking area tho

[bleak igloo]

not when you cant see because of all of the spiders

[mint dawn]

Cool! uhmm im in bed because im sick

[granite crane]

Lumafly Lantern exists.

[bleak igloo]

yeah i have lantern

the spiders that run across the foreground

[granite crane]

Well, then I hope the sickness will go away at some point.

[delicate sigil]

I might go away at some point.

[granite crane]

No, why?

[mint dawn]

Thank you

[bleak igloo]

these little weavers are saving me rn

[errant ridge]

played too much hk these days
saw this video cover and said "down slash"

[delicate sigil]

Fuck the Weaversong charm, Its only useful in very few situations. (I'm gonna get jumped)

[bleak igloo]

no like the ones that attack you

[delicate sigil]

Blud thinks Madeline has a nail.

[errant ridge]

maybe
who knows

[granite crane]

You're welcome.

[granite crane]

I thought that one time, after playing Hollow Knight a lot.

[errant ridge]

i tried playing dead cells
i was trying to dodge with RT for like 10min

[delicate sigil]

Dead cells is a W game.

[bleak igloo]

i feel like im gonna end up getting to that one room hitless

[delicate sigil]

Quirrel before Blue Lake (Real)

[errant ridge]

yeah but playing it after hollow knight and controlls are 180 different is hard

[errant ridge]

best friend

[river pivot]

What is the hardest part of a hk speedrun?

[olive phoenix]

Lurien id assume

or the start

[river pivot]

Uumuu?

[olive phoenix]

uumuu speedruns:

[muted idol]

What is that in your pfp

[delicate sigil]

Its Lace and Hornet-

[mint dawn]

im matching with my gf a lace and hornet fanart

[summer kettle]

mfs when they realize that gimmicky charms make the game more fun
(just run dashmaster charm, sprintmaster fast, and weaversong)

[brave blaze]

You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella

[summer kettle]

alright bro

[dark moth]

Oh dear, that is rather unsavory!

[summer kettle]

ermm mods, blow him up

[muted idol]

Ooh cute!

[muted idol]

I did not realize :3

[muted idol]

The hey they say

[summer kettle]

what

[muted idol]

What did they say that got em sent to outer space?

[brave blaze]

yes please repeat the thing that some person just got banned for great idea

[muted idol]

What? They can DM me it

They don't have to say it here at all

[delicate sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-gif-14663292704966997212

[mint oriole]

why is sealed vessel so good

i want to kiss larkin on his big fat

juicy lips

[distant hound]

Do bugs have lips?

[mint oriole]

Lips or no lips, if you're horny enough anything is possible

[distant hound]

What the actual f

[mint oriole]

[distant hound]

Keeping myself under control is a gift I should thank god for day and night

[mint oriole]

Foolish tarnished

[distant hound]

Someone must extinguish thy flame

[errant ridge]

i wish i let zote die in early game

i fucking hate him in p3

[mint oriole]

Thy kind are all of a piece

[distant hound]

I know he should get tortured but what happened

[distant hound]

Pillagers emboldened by the flame of ambitious

[mint oriole]

Someone died in p5 didnt they

[errant ridge]

p3

man he just goes in the air the moment i jump and without dash

[mint oriole]

Brother wait till you get to markoth - failed champion - zote - nkg transition in p5

[distant hound]

Thanks god I didn't fight him
I'm not fighting that dude before finishing p5

[mint oriole]

Have it writ upon thy meagre grave

[distant hound]

Felled by king morgott, last of all kings

[mint oriole]

Morgott is unironacly the biggest chad in elden ring

[muted idol]

Lmfao

[distant hound]

The thrones, stained by my curse

Chadfrey >>>

And radahn too because he follows and respect Godfrey