hk-general

[wispy onyx]

off to hang myself, watch and lea-

[vestal granite]

Also what level nail do you have

[cyan lichen]

yeah thx

[cyan lichen]

the one after shapened

idk

[vestal granite]

So coiled

Wait no that's not coiled

Wtf how did I beat watcher knights so easily

[heady dew]

Because they’re an easy boss

[vestal granite]

Yeah but I didn't change anything with what I do

All I did was ddark on them

[heady dew]

You don’t need to

[vestal granite]

The image of the city from watchers spire telescope is kinda depressing

[wispy onyx]

np

[short sinew]

Well it is called city if tears for a reason

[vestal granite]

All 3 dreamers aquired

[wispy onyx]

[karmic willow]

died to mato 🥲

[vestal granite]

I thought it was called that cause it's always raining

[wispy onyx]

congrats my dude

[vestal granite]

Thanks

Now for the horrible part

[dry smelt]

Good job AL-AN from subnatuctia below zero

[wispy onyx]

nah don't worry you got this

[vestal granite]

I don't think so

Cause I'm also struggling on an "easy and predictable" boss

[wispy onyx]

which one?

[vestal granite]

Traitor lord

[wispy onyx]

don't worry

I also struggled a bit on my firsts attempts

[dry smelt]

I struggled on him too

[vestal granite]

I'm also struggling with grey prince

[wispy onyx]

I can relate to your struggles

TL and GPZ are pretty much a very aggressive vibe check

[vestal granite]

Hollow knights scream has me shivering in my timbers

Ooo I can change my username now

There

[dapper sandal]

Only 76%? Amateur.

[wispy onyx]

oi, my first run was between 40%-50%

it ain't much of a shame

[vestal granite]

Wtf he used some pillar attack on me

[dapper sandal]

So you did the bare minimum

[wispy onyx]

hell ye I did

[dapper sandal]

Time for pain and suffering.

[vestal granite]

Getting hollow knight to phase 2 is easy

I might be having a better time with him than traitor lord tbh😭

[dapper sandal]

I'm eating a sandwich before p5

[vestal granite]

Show the sandwich

[wispy onyx]

SV is a very enjoyable fight, indeed

[vestal granite]

What's in it

[dapper sandal]

Turkey and some cheese I forgot the name of

[vestal granite]

After I kill hollow knight does the infection go away

[dapper sandal]

What is sv

[dapper sandal]

Nope

[wispy onyx]

Sealed Vessel

[dapper sandal]

O ok

[wispy onyx]

kind of the other name people gives to the final boss

[vestal granite]

Okay so this isn't a patient zero situation

Only thing I don't like about him is the pillar attack

[dapper sandal]

Considering the infection spread throughout hollowness no

You have to murder radiance for the infection to disappear

[vestal granite]

I hate traitor lord bc I can't use sharp shadow on him

[dapper sandal]

Yes u can

[wispy onyx]

I mean you can

[vestal granite]

I can but getting to the fight would be a pain in the ass with QG parkour being based on regular dash length

[dapper sandal]

Just git gud

[wispy onyx]

[young otter]

honestly, think of how you would do it with sharp shadow, but instead of damaging like that, after dashing through/under them just turn around and hit them with your nail

[vestal granite]

What charms for traitor lord

[vestal granite]

Fuck it im doing warrior dreams

[grand oyster]

free damage?

[balmy elbow]

What spells u got

or nail upgrades

[vestal granite]

Max spells just need pale ore to get pure nail

[balmy elbow]

go for uhhh

shaman, quick slash, fragile strength

or replace quick slash for spell twister

[zenith scarab]

Hi

[dry smelt]

I’m on nkg in p5 kinda scared

[eternal jungle]

u can do it

[dry smelt]

1st puffer

50% hp

He’s 25%

He’s dead

[pastel oracle]

congrats

now it’s time to heal and fight the silly vessel

[dry smelt]

Why do I see the sun

[pastel oracle]

it’s time to get a tan

[dry smelt]

I’m screwed I’m one mask

[vital zodiac]

[dry smelt]

I FUCKING SHADE DASHED INTO THE SPIKES

IM GOING TO THROW MY HAMSTER

[pastel oracle]

it’s been a long day

maybe come back when you’re rested

[dry smelt]

Maybe your right

[deft vapor]

💯

[dry smelt]

I’m going to bed

I haven’t slept in two days pal

[pastel oracle]

godhome era of my life fucked my sleep schedule up so badly

so glad that i still have pale court to look forward!!! to!!! still!!!

doing radiant all over again for bosses is so not what i need in my life but i must

completionist mindset

[vestal granite]

How do I unlock this gate here

[burnt heath]

You dont

Unless you are in pc and download a certain mod

[vestal granite]

Man I fucking wish I had a pc

What's up with the cool stuff in waterways

[pastel oracle]

find out

[vestal granite]

I will im claiming my eccense reward

[indigo kettle]

would you lose?

[vestal granite]

Oh cool I got a pale ore

Oh cool and the final soul vessel

[dapper sandal]

Ima go fight radiance-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[vestal granite]

Where can I get a simple key

I need another for godseeker

[burnt heath]

Sly sells one, theres one in basin, one in kingdoms edge and one in city of tears

[vestal granite]

I'll check basin and edge

[burnt heath]

Edge's is behind the colo

Basins is on the path where you first go to for bv

[wispy onyx]

Well damn

That's a pretty detailed map

[jaunty osprey]

finally got enough geo to get lumafly lantern and crystal peak toll

[plucky eagle]

[vestal granite]

What does God tuner do

[agile pasture]

For godhome dlc

[vestal granite]

Well I never bought that

[agile pasture]

Its free

It comes with the game lol

[vestal granite]

Oh

[agile pasture]

You infact, have all the dlc

[vestal granite]

Sounds more like a part of the main game rather than a dlc if it's free

And comes with the game

[agile pasture]

A content update ig

[vestal granite]

I have 22 bosses left to fight

[agile pasture]

Gl

[vestal granite]

What charms for collector

I'm using weaversong for extra soul

Where's white defender

Jesus christ he's fast

[alpine wave]

Wtf

[alpine wave]

HES SO SLOW WDYM

[alpine wave]

You have some in pantheon FOUR as wel

Lol

[vestal granite]

I hate these dream rematches so much

[alpine wave]

Bad

skill issue

[alpine wave]

Why tho

Most of them are really fun

[vestal granite]

They're too fast

[alpine wave]

Aside lost kin..

[vestal granite]

I'm too slow

[grand oyster]

basically identical to normal

[alpine wave]

So ur reaction time is just bad then?

[vestal granite]

Mentally and physically

[alpine wave]

So you just said that you hate the bosses cuz there hard

[vestal granite]

Yes

[alpine wave]

grabs railgun I have very little Patience for the new players in this community

Are you at least using shamen stone?

[vestal granite]

Bro is NOT menacing

I always use shaman

[alpine wave]

“Bro”?

[vestal granite]

I use bro in a gender neutral way

[alpine wave]

THANK THE PALE KING

[alpine wave]

Ehhhhh FINE

[grand oyster]

prob scared to use fragile strength i forget if it breaks in normal dream fights but prob not

[alpine wave]

No

Also just don’t die lol

[vestal granite]

Yeah I never use fragile charms

[alpine wave]

BRUH

[vestal granite]

I would if I could afford unbreakable

[alpine wave]

Upgrade strength first

Trust me

[grand oyster]

well he has trouble doing colo 1 so he’s never getting it

[alpine wave]

Wtf

[vestal granite]

I beat Colo 1

[alpine wave]

He thinks Colo one is hard

[vestal granite]

Now I'm having trouble with Colo 2

[alpine wave]

I am never helping you again

Your hopeless

[vestal granite]

Reasonable

[grand oyster]

anything i say is too hard that’s why i don’t

[scenic frost]

*you're

And you're rude

[alpine wave]

That’s kinda the point

Nerd

Being rude is part of my personality

[grand oyster]

meany mc mean face

[scenic frost]

That's not a personality that's just being mean

[alpine wave]

:3

[brave blaze]

If someone can help me, #hk-help

[alpine wave]

Yeah it’s a issue IK

[vestal granite]

Let's go another pale ore

Guess ill go back to coliseum to get the last one

[warm chasm]

I'm calling random numbers so if you have any dm me

[grand oyster]

what

[delicate badge]

huh

[grand oyster]

8675309 imo

[storm wraith]

STOP RIGHT THERE FOUL CREATURE

[delicate badge]

oh what do you want

[storm wraith]

YOU WILL NOT SING THIS CHRISTMAS

[delicate badge]

ohh

[scenic frost]

mariah we meet again

[delicate badge]

yes

https://tenor.com/view/haha-mickael-jackson-queendugif-ahah-hehe-gif-13642339

[left pumice]

I have done it

[scenic frost]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-mgr-armstrong-gif-26250693

[delicate badge]

good job

[scenic frost]

Not this time chrstmas witch

[storm wraith]

nice Xbox

[scenic frost]

Nice

[left pumice]

Thank you

[storm wraith]

[delicate badge]

i'm not a witch

[grand oyster]

w

[left pumice]

That’s after pantheon 5 and hunters journal

I’m procrastinating hunters journal

[alpine wave]

Nice

Now do the hunters journal (PAIN)

[left pumice]

Maybe

I will one day

[alpine wave]

DUDE

WHAT IS WITH UR BIO

[left pumice]

Ssshhhhh

[alpine wave]

You can have my d*** I don’t want it anyways

[grand oyster]

[alpine wave]

take it

PLEASE

GET THIS THING OFF OF ME FOR THE RADIANCES SAKE

[left pumice]

You shall keep it I have my own

[grand oyster]

fr

[alpine wave]

NOOO

I WANNA GET RID OF THIS THING

PLEASE

[left pumice]

To bad

[alpine wave]

[grand oyster]

can you stop being weird

[alpine wave]

Am I being wierd?

[grand oyster]

yeah

[alpine wave]

Sorry

[left pumice]

I didn’t notice they are acting like everyone else I know

[grand oyster]

i don’t randomly bring up genitalia

[left pumice]

Look at my bio

You will see

[grand oyster]

sounds about right and i’m now gay apparently

[left pumice]

Oh yes

[alpine wave]

You were always lesbian

[grand oyster]

yes i like women

i am lesbian if that’s how it works

[alpine wave]

gay

[left pumice]

I’m man me like woman

[alpine wave]

Your a guy?

[left pumice]

Si

[alpine wave]

Not for long

[left pumice]

What that mean?

HELP PLEASE!!

[alpine wave]

Your egg should crack in about 6 months

[left pumice]

Egg?

What egg?

[alpine wave]

Omg ur impossible

[left pumice]

Halp anyone HALP MEEEE

[old cloud]

Yooo hello :]

[left pumice]

they are trying to crack some egg I didn’t know I had

[old cloud]

Oop what’s happening

[alpine wave]

Uhhhh. Did I do something?

Is it my fault again?

[grand oyster]

idk talk about your genitalia kinda weird

[left pumice]

WHAT EGG?????

[alpine wave]

Bro read that man’s bio

[alpine wave]

In 6 months your gonna realize your trans

[left pumice]

What eggggggg

What

[hasty night]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/948019680604471306.gif

[alpine wave]

“Egg crack” is when someone realizes their trans

[grand oyster]

playing celeste doesn’t make you trans iirc

[alpine wave]

I don’t play Celeste

[left pumice]

In my bio it says stuff about dick so my bio started that

[alpine wave]

But I’m 🏳️‍⚧️ anyway

😦

[grand oyster]

you just started anika elitest?

[left pumice]

I do not see how

[alpine wave]

THERE HE GOES

[grand oyster]

pfp also cringe but that’s not mod ping i think

[quartz siren]

Despite your nickname, no ones asked here. You can have whatever bio, personal choice, but don't draw attention to it here thanks

[left pumice]

I simply stated what my bio says you can not get me in trouble for that sir

[grand oyster]

based

[scenic frost]

HE never did anything. It was Uzi who did it.

[left pumice]

It was mentioned so I continued talking about it I can not be blamed for this so please silence

[scenic frost]

He was simply explaining how this frankly stupid conversation started

[jovial linden]

If it was mentioned you could have just y'know....

[scenic frost]

Uzi was the one bringing attention to it

[jovial linden]

not continued it

[grand oyster]

was kinda weird here i just said it’s weird to try and stop it

[left pumice]

But I was being polite and carrying a conversation isn’t being polite the correct thing to do

[scenic frost]

Common Uzi L

[quartz siren]

[jovial linden]

Acting like Uzi did everything lmao

no

[quartz siren]

dunq is original, only the real ones use dunq

[left pumice]

Never once said that I simply stated that I had a conversation with them to be polite

[jovial linden]

not you

but yeah, you still didn't need to continue said conversation

it's against the rules so ignoring is also an option 👍

[hasty night]

:SimoQ:
Is the best.

[jovial linden]

the preferred option actually

[left pumice]

I’m not a rude person so I continued it out of kindness

[grand oyster]

[jovial linden]

guh

my braincells

[grand oyster]

dude

[quartz siren]

Well in future, now you know

[grand oyster]

i don’t want to use pk cause i’ve used it enough today

[delicate badge]

i regret for what i have came here

[jovial linden]

I don't think that's enough pks

[grand oyster]

it’s not

[jovial linden]

I need to add to my collection

[left pumice]

I will stand by my beliefs and continue to be kind even if it gets me in trouble not allowing me to speak my mind violates the constitution

[grand oyster]

make servers with the intention of more pk emotes

[jovial linden]

[delicate badge]

welcome to the server

[grand oyster]

average troll

[left pumice]

Thank you someone kind for once

[jovial linden]

this sounds like a karen lmao

please 😭

[quartz siren]

Yeah no worries. If the bio comes up again, don't continue, and report who did. Otherwise trouble will occur

[grand oyster]

i remember when team cherry was operated in the united states and has to follow the constitution

[jovial linden]

Did you know you had rights?

[quartz siren]

Discord rights!

[jovial linden]

The constitution says you do, and so do I!

[grand oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-saul-goodman-better-call-saul-jimmy-mcguill-constitution-gif-26924471

[left pumice]

I was gonna keep on being a bother but you are respectful and a good mod overall so I shall not disrespect you

[quartz siren]

tysm

Welcome to the server

[left pumice]

Thank you

[grand oyster]

[jovial linden]

character arc

[grand oyster]

more character development than the knight

[brave blaze]

Lol

Cute babe

Also what going on?

[brave blaze]

#hk-help

Huh?

[zealous seal]

Hey <@&283547423706447872> the person who just threw a fit in #art-discussion about refusing to delete a gif that triggered an arachnophobe and then threw an even bigger fit when I asked someone to put a warning on their video for a firearm being present just sent me this. I'm not showing the content here but it's a gif of Keanu Reeves cocking a gun. Might be a bigger issue at play with this person. I'm a moderator in a couple of other servers so these are my moderation reflexes activating lol. Just thought I'd give you a heads up in case this person continues to be an issue.

[grand oyster]

[jovial linden]

yeah I just recieved the spider gif in DMs as well after I mentioned me having arachnophobia

[little ether]

god damm

[grand oyster]

what a dick

[zealous seal]

All of my moderation instincts are saying "ban" but I know that's not my call here

[little ether]

ban him

[zealous seal]

WHEEZE

That's the mods' decision
I personally am very upset at him because gun trauma is not to be joked about

[grand oyster]

mention a phobia and try not to get dmed challenge

[jovial linden]

already done 👍

[zealous seal]

Should be an easy challenge because most people are sensible

[zealous seal]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[wooden matrix]

i think its just one angry message lol

[undone chasm]

If I say I have a catphobia, will I get cute cats in my dm

[agile pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-elster-tumbs-up-low-poly-gif-5542909862596675216

[grand oyster]

if you said you were scared of homes

[zealous seal]

get fucked loser XD

[brave blaze]

Huh?

[grand oyster]

idk try it

[jovial linden]

[agile pasture]

Prepare to be bombarded /j

[jovial linden]

I uh

have a funny looking cat

do you wanna see it

[undone chasm]

Sure

[grand oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-22-cat-22-gif-1269004317513322794

[brave blaze]

Cats

[zealous seal]

KIBBIES

[agile pasture]

meow meows

[brave blaze]

:0

[zealous seal]

I feel better now, thankie

[agile pasture]

mmm yes, delicious

[brave blaze]

[agile pasture]

THATS A DOG

[zealous seal]

OH MY GOD DOGGIE

[jovial linden]

trust me it's a cat

no

it's a cat

smh

[long wyvern]

Amyone relate?

[zealous seal]

HE IS SO CUTE I LOVE HIM

[little ether]

its a slug

[grand oyster]

weird looking cat might be acoustic

[jovial linden]

it's just funny looking

[little ether]

shape of unn reference omg

[little ether]

\

[agile pasture]

Fr i have the sense of direction of a buffalo who's been bit by a komodo

[zealous seal]

Anyway thanks mods for hearing me out

[long wyvern]

[wind path]

The second part is me when Ive lost my mom at the mall

[jovial linden]

yeah she's great

[zealous seal]

I'm using this now if you don't mind

[little ether]

its 4 AM should I go to sleep?

[agile pasture]

hahah, i'll allow it.

[jovial linden]

yes

[little ether]

no

[jovial linden]

wow

ok

[little ether]

XD

[jovial linden]

curly

do what you have to do

[wind path]

God that is an adorable dog

[grand oyster]

that’s a cat

[little ether]

anyway seeya am going on another server

bye guys

[jovial linden]

see ya

[agile pasture]

An Agent of chaos

[wind path]

Do what?

[agile pasture]

Where are these memes from chuck?

[long wyvern]

Maybe he should stop the murdering

[little ether]

nvm all my other server are dead am back

[agile pasture]

Bruh...

[long wyvern]

I found them off of Google

[agile pasture]

Okay then 👍

[agile pasture]

Ima go off and study for my math exam

[long wyvern]

Cya!

[wind path]

Eh. Not muting so people go to bed.

[zealous seal]

@analog copper HEHEHEHEHEHE

[jovial linden]

Oh I wasn't asking you to mute 'em

[zealous seal]

the demon powers emerge

[jovial linden]

Just messing around lmao

[tawny sparrow]

Omg curly!y

I was gonna go to sleep but I had to say hi first

[grand oyster]

not allowed

[jovial linden]

what

[little ether]

goodnight

[wind path]

Hi Ellie

[wooden matrix]

im gonna play fortnite just for the peter griffin skin

[jovial linden]

saying hi or sleeping?

[tawny sparrow]

[wind path]

And good night as well

[tawny sparrow]

Night night

[grand oyster]

saying hi

[little ether]

don’t look at off-topic channel guys

XD

[grand oyster]

i did already

[little ether]

if you scroll up you can see me asking to see what my rizz phrase was rated

XD

[grand oyster]

it was terrible

[little ether]

ik T-T

[grand oyster]

ask kirbstar he has gyatt rizz in ohio

[little ether]

ohio rizz its imeasarable

misspelled lol

I think the server died

[long wyvern]

Merry Christmas!

[little ether]

its less active

[wooden matrix]

u brought skibidi speech in here

[little ether]

-_- shut up

[long wyvern]

Wtf u mean?!?

[little ether]

I swear if I hear skibidi toilet one more time am dead

[olive phoenix]

…

[little ether]

my life will end

[wooden matrix]

griddy ohio rizz skibidi toilet pickle rick ugandan knuckles wholesome 100 moment

[long wyvern]

you better watch out You Better Watch Out YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

[little ether]

-_- where is my gun

[olive phoenix]

You know the funny thing is I’m canon we get title “God Of Gods” but we can’t even kill primal aspid

[little ether]

[olive phoenix]

Here. passes railgun

[little ether]

thank you

[wooden matrix]

[little ether]

[long wyvern]

Ikr

[olive phoenix]

Delete them

[olive phoenix]

Hey I’m atleast the god of traitor lord cuz radiant

[little ether]

am hungry

[long wyvern]

Noice

[little ether]

its 4:06 AM

and there is no snack in my house

yeah server died its less active than before

[long wyvern]

I’m the god of false night you have no idea how many times I’ve beat that thing on radiant

[olive phoenix]

That one is too easy lol

[grand oyster]

at least once

[long wyvern]

Ik but its fun.

[little ether]

I am finnaly gonna go sleep goodnight everyone

[long wyvern]

And I love to just sit there while he looks stupid

[olive phoenix]

Tru

[long wyvern]

Together?

(My humor sucks)

YEEEEESSSS

[toxic nova]

hornet when she breaks out from pharloom hq

[long cosmos]

Void Mesa

Radiant Science

[stuck latch]

@lunar dock

[lunar dock]

what

[stuck latch]

lets go play hollow knight

[alpine marsh]

hi everyone

how are u ?

good

i play hollow knight, so my life is perfect

[agile pasture]

Hey atleast thats a positive outlook on life

[long pumice]

happy third of december

[granite crane]

Yes, why not?

[meager hamlet]

Agreed

[cyan lichen]

what should i use for hornet 2

[slender charm]

i hate markoth

[granite crane]

How many notches do you have?

[cyan lichen]

5

[granite crane]

Nevermind, I didnt see the picture. 😆

[cyan lichen]

no problem

[granite crane]

I recommend you use: Shaman Stone and Soul Catcher.

And upgrade your nail if the fight gets too difficult.

[cyan lichen]

yeah i tried that before its pretty good

[granite crane]

Do you have Descending Dark?

[cyan lichen]

maybe i can buy a charm from sly or smth

[cyan lichen]

is that a spell?

[granite crane]

Yeah, an upgraded version of Desolate Dive.

You can get it at Crystal Peaks.

[cyan lichen]

i dont

[granite crane]

Nevermind.

Shaman Stone and Soul Catcher should get the job done. If not, then upgrade your nail, get more masks and charms I suppose.

[cyan lichen]

maybe i could upgrade my vengeful

[granite crane]

Yeah, you can upgrade Vengeful Spirit, by buying the Elegant Key from Sly and opening a door in Soul Sanctum.

[cyan lichen]

how much does that cost

[granite crane]

800 Geo.

[cyan lichen]

i only have 495

[granite crane]

[cyan lichen]

it it worth it? i could grind

[granite crane]

Yeah, if you know how to properly use it, it's worth it.

[cyan lichen]

or i can pay a visit to the grubs

[granite crane]

And it can also go through walls and platforms, unlike Vengeful Spirit.

[granite crane]

Visit the grubs if you havent.

[cyan lichen]

alr

or maybe u should hunt down more pale

i have channeled rn

[granite crane]

Grubfather will make it rain Geo on you.

[cyan lichen]

or maybe get more masks

[opal jewel]

Bro thinks he's him

[granite crane]

Should I get Pale Ore? What.

[cyan lichen]

i mean i

u and i are next to eachother on the keyboard

[granite crane]

[cyan lichen]

is there a stag in kingdoms edge

[granite crane]

Unfortunately, no.

[cyan lichen]

o

time to make the trek to basin

whats this

[fading moss]

vessel

[cyan lichen]

should i do it?

[granite crane]

Don't do it.

Yet.

[cyan lichen]

ok

i forgot abt this

here comes the money

money money money

450

plus mask shard, and grubsong

no key?

oh

where

not again

such bad memories

myla

[grim prairie]

that charm sucks after early game

[cyan lichen]

ik

im not using it

[grim prairie]

good

[cyan lichen]

man stag is such a gigachad

[granite crane]

That is possible though.

[undone chasm]

any% doesn't use that many stags

Same, but we were talking in terms of speedrunning

Or at least that is implied if you say X%

[valid falcon]

you should speedrun touching grass thommie

time starts now

[undone chasm]

No it's cold outside

[valid falcon]

you’re losing time with yer yapping

[undone chasm]

I'll do it tomorrow on my way to school

[valid falcon]

you’re a bad speedrunner

[undone chasm]

It's only bad if you aren't happy with the time

And I will be ecstatic about it

[cyan lichen]

lets go

alright i gave him it

elegant key?

[grim prairie]

yes

[cyan lichen]

k

[shadow canyon]

patomos geo 🪰 :mayoi_magic: :kit_yippee: :ExcitedCat:

my emoji no workie

[granite crane]

You could get the upgraded version of Desolate Dive, while you're there.

[shadow canyon]

WHY IS DISCORD NOT REGISTERIG THAT I HAVE NITRO THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING

[granite crane]

Rest in pieces, lad.

[shadow canyon]

this is cringe

[cyan lichen]

alr

[shadow canyon]

look at this stupid nerd

I WANTED HIYORI NOT YOU

it's kind of cute actually

NIKI !!!! KAWAII !!!!!!

[granite crane]

Just explore and eventually, you will find it.

@swift vault Tell me whenver you want to race God Soul HoG. I will just mess with enemy rando and practice AnyRad in the meantime.

[meager hamlet]

If u add some sort of meat, sauce and cheese throw in a bit of garnish. Then yes

[latent portal]

What a silly question. It doesn't matter if girls like it as long as your mouth likes it

Pasta is good for the soul

[elder compass]

Godspeed, you brave man

May the lord smile upon you in thyne noble quest

[elder compass]

Amen

because I am

[latent portal]

Its just the average hk player after waiting for ss

[elder compass]

I am highly religious

As well

[grand oyster]

a girl 💀

[latent portal]

Ahh!

We're scared of those

[grand oyster]

lemme ping the she/her role rq

he said he was scared of girls so

scare him iirc

existing

skill issue

and rumors probably enough i think

[opal jewel]

@knotty valve the new season sucks ass

To the point where I'll just quit

[grand oyster]

based?

[knotty valve]

Biggest zephyr L yet, fair

[opal jewel]

Dude

It's fucking jiggling keys

LOOK NOISE NOISE WOO QUESTS WOO

TRAIN GOES BRRR

WEAPON MODIFICATIONS WOOOOOO

ROCKET LEAGUE CARS AAAAAAAAH

LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS

[knotty valve]

He is

[opal jewel]

Just because you can do something

Doesn't mean you should

Also new graphics make it so when it's dark you don't see shit

Unless you play on low graphics

Because then you don't have shadows

So it's basically day everywhere

They changed everything

This is so shit

This is worse than mechs and planes combined

[vestal granite]

I fucking hate giant hoppers

I just want my pale ore

🤨

I didn't say anything weird you did

[knotty valve]

Zephyr

[opal jewel]

It fucking sucks

[opal jewel]

What

This is fucking shit

[knotty valve]

Biggest L take ever smh

You're the first one from here that talks about it negatively tbh

[opal jewel]

I want to play Fortnite

Not warzone, not pubg

I don't need a thousand events happening on the map

To keep me engaged

[chrome rose]

there be silksong news hidin' in the game awards again

[knotty valve]

They'll bring back OG map sometime in 2024, you can play when that happens

[opal jewel]

Wow I'll be able to play the game I want to play a month per year!!!!11!1!1!!111!1!!!

[grand oyster]

[knotty valve]

[grand oyster]

i quit fortnite a long ass time ago wonder what could have alienated people that badly

[knotty valve]

Nah it's great

New animations great fixes good map

They changed inventory layout, didn't like that one

[grand oyster]

[knotty valve]

Will add gamemodes etc

[grand oyster]

changed the inventory layout they have had since launch?

[knotty valve]

I meant the one in lobby

[opal jewel]

They changed everything

I had to redo my entire skin box

[grand oyster]

sounds amazing

supporting the game to get a worse experience

[opal jewel]

So basically

Now, every weapon is different due to weapon customization

Which means you can get fucked because you have bad modifiers

[grand oyster]

heard the event was ass as well

[knotty valve]

People keep forgetting this wasn't the Travis Scott concert but Eminem, it was literally the end of season event featuring Eminem

[grand oyster]

if you could even play it that is

[opal jewel]

Nobody cares about Eminem in 2023

Except children

[knotty valve]

Just because you don't doesn't mean no one does🤯

[grand oyster]

eminem got a fat stack from epic and ran lol

[vestal granite]

Let's go Colo 2 down

[knotty valve]

Hell yeah, and the skins look so funny

[vestal granite]

Time for pure nail

[knotty valve]

I'd totally get them if i could

[grand oyster]

i don’t like the player model

[opal jewel]

It's shit it's shit it's shit it's shit it's shit it's shit it's shit

[vestal granite]

It's just 2000 geo right?

[grand oyster]

it’s almost but not quite him but that’s just fortnite art style

something feels off about it

[knotty valve]

Yeah it's not all that similar

But i like the slim shady emote, hilarious

[grand oyster]

last time i played there wasn’t collabs to sell battle passes and things

ran out of original ideas

[vestal granite]

Peter griffin is in the new battle pass💀

[knotty valve]

He looks hilarious, love it

[grand oyster]

main collabs from back then was like marshmallow, john wick , i can’t think of another one

[opal jewel]

Alright it's time to retire from Fortnite

[grand oyster]

w

[opal jewel]

It became a worthless piece of shit game in one update

I mean it was AMAZING for a month

[knotty valve]

[grand oyster]

i didn’t try the og i didn’t care enough

[opal jewel]

Now it's just rng bullshit TikTok noise simulator

Next backpack will be a phone that scrolls on satisfying TikTok videos and you'll have a headwear that makes it so you can listen to a podcast

[grand oyster]

only thing i’ve been really looking at is the stupid censoring of skins in your library

[grand oyster]

i hope the phone can also show family guy funny moments

[opal jewel]

On the top right of the screen there will be subway surfers gameplay

And on the bottom left GTA5 parkour maps

[knotty valve]

Irrelevant tbh, you can use everything on battle royale

And they backed up from it mostly another W for fork

[tidal sandal]

what does (team white palace drive) mean

[grand oyster]

what

[opal jewel]

Fortnite became so shit it's actually unplayable

[tidal sandal]

on collete skin google doc

[opal jewel]

It's a discord server I think

[knotty valve]

You're so mad at it it's so funny

[opal jewel]

No wonder why I'm mad

It's stupid

[vestal granite]

PURE NAIL BABY

[opal jewel]

It's also extremely dumb marketing wise

Like it's the dumbest fucking thing ever

[tidal sandal]

why is virustotal saying some of the google drive links suspicous

[grand oyster]

needs to get all the little kids to play

[knotty valve]

But it's clearly working?

[opal jewel]

"bring back old players with OG season"
Next update:
"Let's make everything unreadable"

[opal jewel]

No?

It works for people with an actual child brain

[vestal granite]

The only things I find cool with the new season is the Lego world and the racing game

And the peter griffin skin💀

[brave blaze]

Or is it

[opal jewel]

If it's a link shown in fireborn's video it cannot be a virus
Also your PC is a coward

Mine tried to prevent me from downloading steam

[grand oyster]

[opal jewel]

Yes it is

[grand oyster]

steam has too many games virus

[tidal sandal]

my pc isnt saying anything, its virustotal

[brave blaze]

Or is it

[opal jewel]

What's the worst thing that can happen with a Google doc link?

It can get your Gmail address

[tidal sandal]

is #modding-discussion message, this skin safe?

[grand oyster]

if it wasn’t safe it wouldn’t be there

[brave blaze]

Probably yes

[opal jewel]

Just a normal skin

At worst that guy now has my email address

If I get gambling sites ads in the following days I know who to blame

[tidal sandal]

no i mean the google doc is fine, idk about the drive links in it

[opal jewel]

Same thing

At worst it gets your email address

If it's really a Google drive link

[grand oyster]

everything in the docs is safe afaik

[opal jewel]

Now if your email address is your full name then they also have your full name

[grand oyster]

if there was a virus it would have been reported

[brave blaze]

Its obviously not about the actual hosting site( its google obviously its fine) but about the thing youre downloading from it, But yes if its in the docs its safe

[opal jewel]

Let's not forget that the new Fortnite season is dogshit

[brave blaze]

🤯

[tidal sandal]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qKfOtOXpYormusD05I700P8d79E74R1bTb3MP4vum-E/edit, this is the right doc tho right?

[grand oyster]

yes

[vapid beacon]

Guys. I played a bit of the new fortnite season, I'm enjoying it so far, hbu?

[opal jewel]

[grand oyster]

just asked someone else they also said it’s garbage

[opal jewel]

Theo I swear to god

[tidal sandal]

so every single skin is safe?

[grand oyster]

yes

[vapid beacon]

I already got a few levels

[brave blaze]

Would not be on there if it wasnt

[opal jewel]

Dogwater

[tidal sandal]

but i scanned this one (https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/172QgIw4oS64IjVdjpjX2xhKzO4BYC5TG) with virus total and it says phising on one of them

[knotty valve]

I love you Theo

[brave blaze]

Same Theo

[grand oyster]

[opal jewel]

Jere shut up

[knotty valve]

[grand oyster]

false positive

[brave blaze]

False positive. That is the real google drive website

[opal jewel]

I love it when ARs just eat your ass in 2 seconds

And I love it even more when they have a scope and I don't

Because I wasn't lucky enough to have a scope on my AR

Too bad I guess I have to run

[brave blaze]

Just aim better

[knotty valve]

Same argument has been made for not having the highest rarity before lol

[brave blaze]

Or use a sniper and one shot

[opal jewel]

Except I could win

I won multiple times with shit weapons

[knotty valve]

Like luck has always been involved but if you were better you would worry less about having worse stuff

[vapid beacon]

I thought we were in hk disc

[opal jewel]

Because their weapon didn't reload twice as fast and had twice the range

[knotty valve]

Very unfortunate events

[blazing cypress]

skill issue tbh

[opal jewel]

And also didn't have a bigger mag

And had no recoil

[blazing cypress]

jere you're great at this game

[opal jewel]

Now if you have a bad weapon

[knotty valve]

He's better serdna

[opal jewel]

Your weapon is very bad

[dry pagoda]

i honestly really like the new update

[knotty valve]

[blazing cypress]

true, jesus is better

[dry pagoda]

i just realized this is not hk disc

wtf are we all doing here this is so odd

[opal jewel]

This is the first time where I'm actually pissed when I get bad weapons

[brave blaze]

The new mantljng mechanics are dope

[dry pagoda]

yeah it’s cool

[knotty valve]

For suee

[brave blaze]

And walking while healing

[blazing cypress]

jere sent me a message through email to hop on hk offtopic

[dry pagoda]

zephyr i feel like ur hate is a bit too strong to be justified

[brave blaze]

Weapon mods my beloved

[vapid beacon]

True. Guys, please discuss fortnite updates in the proper channels #hk-discussion

[opal jewel]

Weapon modifiers are so unnecessary

[dry pagoda]

why even

[opal jewel]

Just make weapons with scopes and other weapons without

[blazing cypress]

[opal jewel]

Now I have to find epic weapons to have a 75% to get a scope

[brave blaze]

But I wanna slap a scope on my AR

[opal jewel]

Otherwise it's a coinflip or even worse

[blazing cypress]

jere and bonk surely we HOP

[knotty valve]

[brave blaze]

If my fever goes away sure

[opal jewel]

It's not like ARs with scopes didn't exist before that update

[knotty valve]

Weapon mods are cool

[brave blaze]

Yeah but regular AR and scoped AR were different weapons at the time

[dry pagoda]

GO BACK TO HK DISC

@ mods

[opal jewel]

Tbh the OG season's scoped ar sucked ass

[brave blaze]

Shush Alva

[dry pagoda]

@valid falcon FIX THEM

[opal jewel]

But we had a multitude of good ars with scopes

[brave blaze]

Scoped AR IS AWESOME

[knotty valve]

YEAH

[opal jewel]

It's off topic chat smh

[opal jewel]

Infantry is much better

[brave blaze]

Or is it

[opal jewel]

More dps

[dry pagoda]

hk disc is better

[knotty valve]

Infantry is cool yeah

[opal jewel]

Same precision

[brave blaze]

But 8 bullets

[opal jewel]

you hit 5 of them the enemy is dead

[brave blaze]

Scoped AR is easier from long range tho

[brave blaze]

7 in zero build

[opal jewel]

Skill issue imo

Just do headshots

[brave blaze]

Headshots on scoped AR are like 70 and easier to hit so just do those

[opal jewel]

Also the epic version or above had 10 bullets per mag

[knotty valve]

You were complaining about something that could be resumed to having a skill issue zephyr

[opal jewel]

And it was guaranteed!1!1!1!1!!!!!1!1!1!1!

[opal jewel]

No

[brave blaze]

True Jere

[opal jewel]

Not at all

I want to fight enemies on an equal ground (for most part)

[knotty valve]

[opal jewel]

I'm fine with doing less damage

[brave blaze]

How can you fight enemies on equal ground when you can randomly get one shotted from 300 meters away

[opal jewel]

But when they have the same weapon as me but actually not it pisses me off

I don't need more rng in my rng game

[knotty valve]

There's not such thing as equal ground in these games lol

[brave blaze]

That’s what I’m saying

[limber valve]

hello #hk-general

[opal jewel]

So let's increase the rng to the max

[knotty valve]

Get someone to nonscope you immediately even though you have all legendaries

[valid falcon]

hello #hk-discussion

[knotty valve]

These games have luck based mechanics

[opal jewel]

Let's make it so 1 weapon in the entire map shots through wall and has aimbot

[knotty valve]

You should know this already smh, weapon mods are coool

[brave blaze]

We should add crits to the game
Every weapon has a 20% chance for double damage

[knotty valve]

Make it 30% if you have crowns

[opal jewel]

You'd like that

[brave blaze]

TRUE

[opal jewel]

And that's extremely pk

[knotty valve]

I wouldn't because i never have crowns

[brave blaze]

The % should actually depend on your account level

[blazing cypress]

[knotty valve]

I approve of this

[opal jewel]

You know what's the worst part of pokemon battles? The fact that you can randomly get crit and your setup win condition dies because critical strikes go through defense boosts

[brave blaze]

The worst part of Pokémon is that it’s boring

[opal jewel]

RNG is fun unless it actually breaks the game

[brave blaze]

Radpv reference

[opal jewel]

I like seeing shiny golden weapons

[blazing cypress]

every time that you shoot an enemy in fortnite it should start a pokemon battle, whoever wins gets the kill

[opal jewel]

I don't like when the people who have those have an advantage so big the fight is basically over

[blazing cypress]

whoever gets shot starts with less hp

thoughts ?

[grand oyster]

fortnite but good?

[opal jewel]

So funny serdna

[brave blaze]

Just do a one shot headshot then? Skill issue

[opal jewel]

That's assuming I found a sniper

[brave blaze]

Just use a flint knock

Or a pump

[opal jewel]

Also now the game is totally not rigged for kbm players

Considering ARs are the only weapon you need

[blazing cypress]

flintlock my beloved

[brave blaze]

So just play Kbm 🤯

[opal jewel]

It wouldn't matter if as a controller player I only fought controller players

[brave blaze]

Make a YouTube video blowing up your console and use the money it generates to buy a pc

[knotty valve]

🤯

[opal jewel]

That way PC players would stop complaining about random bs and act like victims and I would stop having to deal with people who never take showers

[brave blaze]

“Stop complaining about random bs”
“Act like victims”
This is hilarious

[opal jewel]

Wow ok y'all are just annoying pricks it's crazy

[brave blaze]

True

[brave blaze]

Ey i mean youve been here long enough to know how "discussions" here go this ones on you

[opal jewel]

Sometimes I see people like Alva and I think it's not so bad you know

[brave blaze]

Same, i leave for a while, think "cant be that bad", sshadow gets mentioned once, "nvm"

[brave blaze]

I can’t wrap my head around why everyone likes Alva so much

[opal jewel]

I don't like Alva personally

In fact I like a lot of people more than Alva

That doesn't mean I can't acknowledge that she has qualities

[brave blaze]

Qualities

Personally I hate Alva

[opal jewel]

You can't say she's purely evil

Only a few people are like that

[dry pagoda]

i kick puppies for fun

[grand oyster]

fuck you

[brave blaze]

I think she is

[dry pagoda]

hey that’s not nice

[brave blaze]

Thanks Alva

[dry pagoda]

both of you not nice

[grand oyster]

should be cooler then

[brave blaze]

Yeah maybe stop kicking puppies and being evil

[dry pagoda]

how could you say this

[dry pagoda]

you’re so right

[opal jewel]

For a second I thought you were genuine

[dry pagoda]

i don’t think anyone that genuinely means that would phrase it that way

[brave blaze]

She kicks puppies

[dry pagoda]

just a succinct “i think she is”

[grand oyster]

for fun even

[brave blaze]

For fun wow

[dry pagoda]

for fun truly

[opal jewel]

[dry pagoda]

i could never in my life hurt an animal

that wasn’t like actively attacking me

[brave blaze]

I’d understand if you were being paid to do it, but jusg for fun?

[dry pagoda]

LMAO

me pointing a gun at a helpless puppy

[brave blaze]

Alva the professional puppy hitmen

Gimme 20$ and tell me to kick a puppy and idk what I’d do, but I’m certainly not kicking one for free

[dry pagoda]

noooo

you’d have to pay me thousands to kick a puppy

[torn wren]

I’d do it for 2

[opal jewel]

I'd take the money and run with it

[dry pagoda]

unless the puppy was an ASSHOLE

[vestal granite]

Do I have to do one of the boss dream rematches to get awakened dream nail

[opal jewel]

Yeah

[astral ivy]

Ok but

[grand oyster]

technically no

[brave blaze]

I’m sure the puppy deserved it

[vestal granite]

Fuck

[opal jewel]

Shut up

[torn wren]

What if the puppy is a chihuahua

[dry pagoda]

not if u grind essence

[dry pagoda]

justified

[astral ivy]

If you kick a puppy, silksong releases tomorrow

Take it or leave it?

[grand oyster]

if he wants to grind essence for 20 hours then let him

[vestal granite]

Wdym grind eccense

[opal jewel]

No

[brave blaze]

I’m sure Alva would say yes and not play silksong anyway

[opal jewel]

Idc about silksong being out tomorrow

[torn wren]

Leave it, silksong overhyped

[astral ivy]

LMAO

[grand oyster]

every enemy has a 1/10k chance to drop 1 essence

[opal jewel]

With exams coming up I won't be able to play it

[knotty valve]

I'd kick a puppy but not for $20, maybe add some 0s

[torn wren]

Coward

[vestal granite]

What's the easiest dream boss

[opal jewel]

I'd kick a puppy for 2 pesos

[knotty valve]

20k? Absolutely

[astral ivy]

20 is too little yeah

[torn wren]

0.02 dollars

[grand oyster]

ascend

[vestal granite]

Not dream warriors, bosses

[astral ivy]

I'm not sure about 200, 2k then probably yes

[knotty valve]

Invest those somewhere and you'll live a good life surely

[grand oyster]

lost kin

[vestal granite]

Like failed champion or lost kin

[brave blaze]

Tbf its never specified how hard you gotta kick, just kick it really weakly and still get the cash

[astral ivy]

Probably white defender

[dry pagoda]

yeah probably

[astral ivy]

Foe me it's NKG because i practiced it so hard

[opal jewel]

That's why I said I'd do it for 2 pesos

[knotty valve]

Well i imagined it was 20000 so i answered as if that was the original amount

[vestal granite]

He beat me in less than 30 seconds

[astral ivy]

But overall probs white defender

[vestal granite]

He's too fast

[grand oyster]

lost kin is basically identical to the normal boss do that