Do you live in canada or something
#hk-general
agile pasture
graceful pumice
Egypt
eternal jungle
.
graceful pumice
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO TAKE 30 C
30C is perfect
eternal jungle
holy
graceful pumice
What the fuck do you mean?
eternal jungle
we are all on the same celsious right
graceful pumice
Im complaining about 20
graceful pumice
we are all on the same celsious right
yes yesterday it was 19c in my area and my hands were freezing
agile pasture
Oh you are talking about coldness
graceful pumice
Oh you are talking about coldness
yes.
agile pasture
19 C is not cold
eternal jungle
like do you guys like wear jackets everyday from when you can walk
agile pasture
strange
eternal jungle
tell your body to cope
agile pasture
(someone please convince it)
Keep going outside in 19 C
graceful pumice
like do you guys like wear jackets everyday from when you can walk
our country averages 30-40C depending on the area in the summer
graceful pumice
Keep going outside in 19 C
Do you want me to die?
eternal jungle
graceful pumice
sometimes goes up to 50 in the hottest areas
eternal jungle
our country averages 30-40C depending on the area in the summer
thats why, natural selection
graceful pumice
thats why, natural selection
what are you talking about
you people melt at 30 degrees
like snow men
eternal jungle
not melt its still just bearable
like at 35 we literally die
and at 40 we just stay inside
or melt
graceful pumice
and at 40 we just stay inside
at 40 anyone with any sense stays inside
Because the sun hurts.
graceful pumice
haha shade
good joke
eternal jungle
14 or 15 to 23 or 24
graceful pumice
oh
graceful pumice
celsius slang 💀
agile pasture
Do you want me to die?
I want you to grow stronger
safe rover
It's 10°C rn, at 1pm
gaunt geyser
It's 10°C rn, at 1pm
Where
long pumice
10-15°C is my comfort zone i love it
got me it's 5-10° honestly cold and fresh weather it's amazing
fluid pier
Bitch slapping radiance in both forms is always extremely satisfying 👌
long pumice
Bitch slapping radiance in both forms is always extremely satisfying 👌
you're so real for that
safe rover
got me it's 5-10° honestly cold and fresh weather it's amazing
That's a bit much for me cuz we don't have heating systems in homes here
Or insulation
We use small room heaters or literal pots of burning coal
hearty stump
huh
lyric mist
Over timeeeeee
lyric mist
Am I the only one who finds these stretch goals kind of insane
2 million dollars for character tutorials at launch???
Why
brave blaze
i have installed blasphemous
2nd part
and basically hk on steroids
and religious lore
lyric mist
2 million dollars for character tutorials at launch???
1.5 million dollars for ranked!?
brave blaze
Which game?
brave blaze
the least price i was expecting a game to make a ranked for is 1.5m.
brave blaze
Rivals of aether 2
I know the first game and it's pretty good
But god damn it 2 mil for a tutorial?
quiet kayak
the least price i was expecting a game to make a ranked for is 1.5m.
no way maurice 
brave blaze
no way maurice <:3dcluegrinfroglesseline:1167996335690096750>
yes.
pulsar kelp
The characters are so cool, and the design and music are perfect. Looking forward to its release, it's gonna be a wonderful journey. Here's the link for the Test Qualification, sign up if you're interested! https://hoyo.link/buQfFFAL
spice mural
<:3dcluegrinfroglesseline:1167996335690096750>
nightmare fuel
brave blaze
bot?
proven thorn
holy crap maurice ultrakill
spice mural
The characters are so cool, and the design and music are perfect. Looking forwar...
@little flare probably bot spreading referral link, new to discord,first message is this.
also the username
quiet kayak
nightmare fuel
proven thorn
:3
main bough
proven thorn
combust
lunar raft
delicate sigil
I can't help but be concerned or understanding-
primal robin
spice mural
jovial linden
what is wrong with you
lunar raft
o man
scenic frost
I can't help but be concerned or understanding-
Tf2 pfp!!!
Anyways what the hell happened
undone chasm
It's better to just move on
delicate sigil
Can I tell him though?
undone chasm
No, if it was rulebrealing to be deleted, then retelling will not fit in the rules
delicate sigil
Okay then.
scenic frost
Hex how are you so based and scoutpilled
brave blaze
I would like to move on to... HK CHARACTERS I CAN BEAT IN A FIGHT tierlist
delicate sigil
I would like to move on to... HK CHARACTERS I CAN BEAT IN A FIGHT ***tierlist***
I'd clean everyone.
scenic frost
I would like to move on to... HK CHARACTERS I CAN BEAT IN A FIGHT ***tierlist***
Everyone is easy besides oblobbles
brave blaze
but I would like to apply one small rule: no weapons allowed! fists/other limbs only!!! (I don't have one myself 
)
scenic frost
Oh you mean physically
brave blaze
INDEED 
scenic frost
I could beat everyone except for the dream warriors (they're fucking ghosts)
For absrad give me five minutes to prepare and I could beat her
brave blaze
first one in the list is Zote
brave blaze
thing is, he ain't got life ender no more
scenic frost
He's still a beast
delicate sigil
For absrad give me five minutes to prepare and I could beat her
Prep time is the best time.
brave blaze
I think I'd put up a good fight, but in the end, he'd definitely win
proud trout
I would like to move on to... HK CHARACTERS I CAN BEAT IN A FIGHT ***tierlist***
dude I'll absolutely wreck PV and Absrad
brave blaze
next up is a broken vessel
proud trout
just shank him
proud trout
take away it's wheelchair
brave blaze
boom, dead. Next is this mawrlek or whatever the fuck it's called.
proud trout
how does Zote win?
scenic frost
Ez win if you're aussie. Slightly harder if you're anything else.
scenic frost
how does Zote win?
He's the pinnacle of masculinity. The peak of courage. The epitome of bravery.
proud trout
Mawleks are easy if you have a gun
scenic frost
A perfect paragon
scenic frost
Mawleks are easy if you have a gun
(no weapons)
proud trout
He's the pinnacle of masculinity. The peak of courage. The epitome of bravery.
he's 2'4 and built like a toothpick
brave blaze
honestly, it's either a win for me if I don't get jumped on, otherwise I'm dead.
proud trout
if it's a fat Mawlurk, you can win, if it's a Brooding Mawlek, you're dead
scenic frost
Tiso treatment
scenic frost
I could beat them
scenic frost
Ez win
gaunt geyser
Bug vs human and you still losing 
scenic frost
Ok actually, are they bug sized
Because I feel like then you could beat everyone besides zote
gaunt geyser
If not then you lose against each one
scenic frost
WRONG! Crystal guardian
proud trout
use a hammer against Crystal Guardian
gaunt geyser
Yeah try to counter beams and a fucking crystal
scenic frost
Just break his glass
gaunt geyser
use a hammer against Crystal Guardian
No weapons
scenic frost
Yeah try to counter beams and a fucking crystal
They're so slow just fucking walk around it
proud trout
glass is weak anyways, I could break a crystal with my bare hands
gaunt geyser
2d ig
gaunt geyser
glass is weak anyways, I could break a crystal with my bare hands
Cap.
scenic frost
And they give an obvious indicator of where they're shooting. Just move out the way.
Someone could also def beat broken vessel
His mobility is trash and he's basically just crippled
gaunt geyser
Yeah no this is just lies
proud trout
the only way you lose to Crystal Guardian is if you get squished on by they're jump attack
scenic frost
The acid balls ain't even that large, just DODGE
brave blaze
hmmmmmm, I'm not sure if the thing gets away with having crystals in a fist fight... 
proud trout
no weapons allowed right? BV can't do anything without it's nail
scenic frost
It could throw globs of acid at you but it doesn't matter
Move outta the way
I feel like many bosses wouldn't translate well to 3d environments
scenic frost
No weapons
brave blaze
remember, no weapons. also, this isn't like the knight, where the slightest physical contact makes you fucking explode.
proud trout
the acid wouldn't even hurt
delicate sigil
Depends on how acidic it is...
I mean, If it can't melt shit then its probably weak.
proud trout
I bet it has the acidity of orange juice
delicate sigil
Yeah.
brave blaze
IT'S JUST STANKIN' EVERYTHIN' Up
delicate sigil
I bet it has the acidity of orange juice
So his best attack is putting it on our teeth after we brush it.
scenic frost
Worst case scenario you get a massive burn but you still win. No dying.
jovial hull
Hi
delicate sigil
brave blaze
hello there
delicate sigil
hello there
"OBI WAN-
delicate badge
nix :D
proud trout
oh hi gwnj
jovial hull
Hi Gwnj 
delicate badge
oh hi gwnj
coll is that you?
proud trout
yes
brave blaze
what does gwnj stand for? (right now I'm just thinking it's "Good work, nice job" 
)
delicate badge
girl with no job
brave blaze
anyways, I'll just assume the crystals are part of the thing (but not allowed to shoot lasers), so I'm just gonna put it as a close fight they win
onto the dung defender...
proven thorn
anyways, I'll just assume the crystals are part of the thing (but not allowed to...
what's that
brave blaze
what's that
bosses I can beat in a fist fight (no weapons allowed, 'cause I don't have a weapon myself)
proven thorn
how do you lose to zote
fickle hamlet
bosses I can beat in a fist fight (no weapons allowed, 'cause I don't have a wea...
they're all literal insects tho
though touching radiance would probably burn a bit, imagine punching the sun
proven thorn
there is no way you do better against Mawlek then against Zote
fickle hamlet
how do you lose to zote
zote literally beats anyone wym
proven thorn
he literally cannot fucking hurt you he deals no fucking damage
fickle hamlet
he literally cannot fucking hurt you he deals no fucking damage
zote is the absolute goat wym
brave blaze
he was using life ender that time
proven thorn
like grab his horn and smash him against a wall
brave blaze
but now, without his weapon, he is using his bare hands
fickle hamlet
exactly, its like doom guy canonically being able to beat any demon with his fists but choosing to use guns even though they're weaker than him
proven thorn
still how the fuck do you lose against zote but not mawlek
brave blaze
mawlek is just fuckin' "BOING BOING BOING" iirc
fickle hamlet
still how the fuck do you lose against zote but not mawlek
mawlek has no fists, it cant win a fist fight
brave blaze
if it falls on me, I die. if not I win.
proven thorn
also why do you mean bv is an easy win
proven thorn
if it falls on me, I die. if not I win.
it also has acid
brave blaze
it's in the name
nova cypress
onto the dung defender...
50/50
brave blaze
I just remembered that I can do this first
nova cypress
lol fr
nah
bro i had so miuch trouble w broken vessel
mawlek was ez and so was crystal
tf???????????
proud trout
Ogrim can grab and drag you underground where he slowly suffocates you in dung
there's no beating Ogrim
brave blaze
the thing is, dung defender can't do SHIT without the SHIT, right?
proud trout
how? they have claws
proven thorn
he's an earthbender
proud trout
the thing is, dung defender can't do SHIT without the SHIT, right?
yeah...
nova cypress
HOW
proud trout
okay yeah I agree
Mantis Lords would shred you
fickle hamlet
I just remembered that I can do this first
fuck the ghosts
nova cypress
all the stuff yall say is hard its not and all the esasy stuff is hard for me
fickle hamlet
ima switch player
inferior fps
brave blaze
Imma decide that ogrim is a bit past his prime, plus he can't do shit, but he might still put up a fight
nova cypress
its easier
nova cypress
Imma decide that ogrim is a bit past his prime, plus he can't do shit, but he mi...
yea
pretty good
proud trout
False Knight is easy because his armor counts as a weapon
nova cypress
he protects the words sewers
proven thorn
the weapon rule makes things interesting
brave blaze
just a fuckin' maggot then
proud trout
hmm Flukemarm
proven thorn
how beat uumuu without quirrel
proud trout
you're dead
brave blaze
yeegh, me no likey the flukemarm
proud trout
you can't beat Flukemarm
proud trout
and face
brave blaze
I don't even want to touch flukemarm 
nova cypress
fr
brave blaze
however... the children do count as weapons
proven thorn
how
proud trout
even without the children, you can't attack Flukemarm
proven thorn
I wouldn't want to fight flukemarm with my fists
proud trout
it's a giant rag suspended in the air, how are you going to attack it without a weapon?
nova cypress
i would with the us military and the tsar bomba
nova cypress
it's a giant rag suspended in the air, how are you going to attack it without a ...
rip the threads
proud trout
how would you reach the threads?
nova cypress
like the tyranids
proud trout
counts as a weapon
proven thorn
how would you beat the lightseed controlling broken vessel
nova cypress
nukes
brave blaze
alright I'll just make a new tier for flukemarm.
proven thorn
erm that's a weapon
nova cypress
lots and lots of ukes
spice mural
imagine if hk had seeds
proud trout
for God Tamer, you'd die
nova cypress
alright I'll just make a new tier for flukemarm.
perfection
brave blaze
BUT NOW, THE BIG QUESTION: If I'm fighting God Tamer, who's the one I'm fighting?
nova cypress
horse
proven thorn
BUT NOW, THE BIG QUESTION: If I'm fighting God Tamer, who's the one I'm fighting...
both
nova cypress
BUT NOW, THE BIG QUESTION: If I'm fighting God Tamer, who's the one I'm fighting...
both
brave blaze
damn
nova cypress
wait, so if got tamer tames gods
then is his lil horsey a god???
and what is it the god offf?
proud trout
BUT NOW, THE BIG QUESTION: If I'm fighting God Tamer, who's the one I'm fighting...
even if the beast counts as a weapon, I'm pretty sure the God Tamer has experience fighting hand to hand, I mean she fights in a literal colleseum
proven thorn
yuh
nova cypress
si
proud trout
even so, you'd get beat up pretty badly
proven thorn
I swear half these bosses are just gonna end up being a dude
proud trout
you
are
dead
nova cypress
i mean if you had a good nail
nova cypress
I swear half these bosses are just gonna end up being a dude
they are bugs, its okay
proven thorn
okay so if god tamer doesn't have armor you have a chance but without it she is going to headbutt your skull in
proud trout
Golem, God Tamer wins
nova cypress
i am going to blow your computer up
brave blaze
I'll just say that I get my ass kicked, but not dead.
proven thorn
I use dude in a gender neutral way
nova cypress
fair
proud trout
Sly, hmmm
nova cypress
so out of pocket
proven thorn
how do you beat massive moss charger
proud trout
close fight, but you'd win
nova cypress
how do you beat massive moss charger
nukes
proven thorn
oh wiat moss is a wearpn cause logic
proud trout
even without a weapon, he could beat you up
brave blaze
sly doesn't get to become a giant buzzsaw, but he's still fast as fuck...
proud trout
wait nvm I just realized that he wields a heavy ass nail, he probably is strong enough to cave my skull in
you'd die
brave blaze
OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
proven thorn
wait nvm I just realized that he wields a heavy ass nail, he probably is strong ...
true
brave blaze
THE MAN'S GOT GAINS
proud trout
mosquito
proven thorn
would you beat the knight
brave blaze
next up is the true peak of masculinity
proud trout
Sly's va
proven thorn
who is peak femininity 
proud trout
GPZ...
easy
proud trout
who is peak femininity <:sinister:1165681062962282666>
Flukemarm 
but GPZ is a dream
you can't die to a dream
proven thorn
brave blaze
huh...
proud trout
and because GPZ is a dream, that means he's not alive, meaning he's already dead
brave blaze
now now
proud trout
GPZ would go in the "already dead lmao" tier
brave blaze
I'll have to make special tier for this one
proven thorn
GPZ would go in the "already dead lmao" tier
you're being lame
proud trout
STOP MAKING SPECIAL TIERS
proud trout
you're being lame
no you're lame 😠
small marsh
who is peak femininity <:sinister:1165681062962282666>
Me
delicate badge
Caine?
proven thorn
I honestly feel like only the dream warriors should be in the already dead tier cuase thye're actually dead
brave blaze
STOP MAKING SPECIAL TIERS
too late 
proven thorn
the other dream bosses are just in the dream realm
proud trout
Grimm huh
you'd die
brave blaze
no fireballs or bats or fucking hocus pocus allowed
proven thorn
no fireballs or bats or fucking hocus pocus allowed
lame
delicate badge
😭
proud trout
HWNJ (Heisenberg with no job)
proud trout
no fireballs or bats or fucking hocus pocus allowed
he'd still beat you up
delicate badge
HWNJ (Heisenberg with no job)
proud trout
I feel like he's way too nice to kill you
proud trout
he's still fast as fuck
brave blaze
that's why he resorts to magic
valid falcon
too late <:hornettle:887623152195219496>
if it’s a close fight against zote ur trash
proud trout
you'd get beat up
proven thorn
if it’s a close fight against zote ur trash
that's what I'm saying
just grab his horn and slam him against the wall what
valid falcon
you can’t beat up a bumbling old man????
proud trout
if it’s a close fight against zote ur trash
Joker you'd probabyly lose to Zote
proven thorn
he literally cannot hurt you
brave blaze
if Grimm tries to run for 30 seconds, he gonna fall down and cough out smoke and shit
proud trout
you can’t beat up a bumbling old man????
Sly wields a heavy as fuck nail, he can cave your skull in
valid falcon
skill issue tbh
valid falcon
Sly wields a heavy as fuck nail, he can cave your skull in
yeah I’m talking about zote
proud trout
Zote isn't an old man
proud trout
proof?
valid falcon
visibly aged and talks like an ornery fart
brave blaze
senile too
valid falcon
his back is hunched over from age as well
even if he wasn’t old he’d still be an easy fight
he’s trash
proven thorn
yeah
valid falcon
like you know how hard it is to not even be able to hurt someone accidentally with a stick?
what is bro doing
proud trout
something I imagine
valid falcon
fuck he gon do then
brave blaze
there was at least one man who said Zote is a beast, and I went off from that.
proud trout
fuck he gon do then
punch
brave blaze
shellwood doesn't hurt, BUT HIS FISTS CAN
proud trout
tbh there is one thing that makes Joker's entire argument invalid
proven thorn
which is?
proud trout
this
proven thorn
yuh
proud trout
I told him that GPZ doesn't exist
valid falcon
GPZ is what bretta’s simp brain thinks Zote is actually like
brave blaze
thinking about how GPZ spits out more Zotes makes me realize how obsessed bretta really is
delicate badge
😭
brave blaze
anyways, back to the point: I'm not losing to a smoker.
proven thorn
hi gwen
proud trout
Gruz Mother would win because she has the same advantage Flukemarm has
you can't hit her
brave blaze
good point
proven thorn
why
proud trout
no she can't???
proven thorn
gameplay mechancis
brave blaze
for the sake of the argument, there's a ceiling.
proven thorn
sly can't crush your skull in game can he now 
brave blaze
but will I get to it before I get body slammed?
proud trout
how would you reach her tho?
brave blaze
I say it's a 50/50: If I do all that, I win. But if I get body slammed, I'm dead.
proven thorn
nuh uh
brave blaze
NOT THE BEES
proven thorn
hive knight unhinges his jaw and does the bite of 87
proud trout
Hive Knight would kill you frame one
fallen night
Hive knight when arson:
proud trout
male bees don't have stingers
brave blaze
I learned that from the meme
proven thorn
yes
proud trout
yes (except Hive Knight)
brave blaze
I learned that from the meme
Where Hive knight gets his reproductive organs destroyed after mating the queen.
proud trout
in any case, Hive Knight probably is strong enough to tear your head off
fallen night
Aren’t bees weak to gas though
And you could rip it apart once you break through the chitin with blunt force
proud trout
how tho?
brave blaze
TACO BELL
proud trout
if you try to get close to him, he would eat you alive
fallen night
Taco bell would set hive knight on fire as well
brave blaze
Anyways, up next is The Hollow Knight, which is practically just broken vessel prime.
fallen night
Shotgun
brave blaze
THK's got a lot of height on me, though.
brave blaze
the question is, can I David and the Goliath this mf?
proud trout
without an arm
yup probably
you don't have an arm?
sad
oh
oh wait
you would die to thk
because of that floating attack
fallen night
Hollow knight versus metal pipe from the street
Round 1 FIGHT!
proud trout
metal pipe is a weapon
it's not even a 50/50 chance of winning
thk always does the floating attack
the floating attack will kill you
brave blaze
why
proud trout
no it's not, it literally tries to squish you with it's entire body
brave blaze
BUT I JUST REALIZED—IT WANTS TO DIE
...Which kind of contributes nothing, now that I think about it.
fallen night
First phases are it defending itself last few are it realizing the radiance is soon going to take control of it and it stabbing itself so such doesn’t happen.
But only past first few stages of fight
half halo
It does that to help us. So that we can enter Radiance easier.
brave blaze
Still 50/50 though, since it might miss the flying stuff
proud trout
Hornet...
mate you're fucking dead
brave blaze
NOW, ONTO THE PERSON I WANT TO KILL THE MOST...
proud trout
there's no way
fighting Hornet is like fighting the Knight
both have insane plot armor
Hornet is the mc of Silksong
half halo
Still 50/50 though, since it might miss the flying stuff <:feelspkman:6396364428...
I am sorry, you win against Grimm but lose against Zote?
brave blaze
PLOT TWIST ALERT: I HAVE MCS
proud trout
NO YOU DON'T
brave blaze
I GET PLOT ARMOR AS WELL
fallen night
No? What you on.
proud trout
NO YOU DON'T
proud trout
And how the fuck are you defeating BV better than LK?
Broken Vessel is a crippled sack of bones that leaks oramge juice
half halo
Lost Kin.
brave blaze
Lost Kin is BV's dream. And BV is dead
fallen night
Tribe is battle is a hard GG
half halo
Broken Vessel is a crippled sack of bones that leaks oramge juice
Yeah I know. What I am saying is that according to them, they'll have an easuer time with LK than wuth BV. Which I find suspicious.
brave blaze
Dream bosses are just dreams of bosses that are already dead (with a few exceptions)
fallen night
They are the god of dreams
You are fighting their full power due to attunement
half halo
She's not a dream. She's Radiance but powered up by Godseeker.
half halo
They are the god of dreams
You are fighting their full power due to attunement
She isn't goddess of dreams either.
fallen night
Would you win or lose in fight with godseeker?
proud trout
win
half halo
brave blaze
anyways, back to Hornet... PLOT ARMOR IS JUST LIKE REGULAR ARMOR, SO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BRING IT 🗣️ 🔥 🔥
half halo
Hornet's beating the crap out of you even if you have plot armour.
fallen night
No armor? Failed champion gets hard ez’ed
half halo
Just like Grimm. Who is placed wrongly.
proud trout
HORNET WOULD KILL YOU
brave blaze
you know what's sad? I'm somehow thinner than Hornet.
proud trout
EXACTLY
fallen night
Hornet has stabby head
proud trout
Golem you're trying way to hard to bs this in your favor
fallen night
PALE KING 1v1-
brave blaze
I am so sad that I literally have to say that she is thicker than me
half halo
PALE KING 1v1-
Unless we're fighting his corpse, we are dead even before we know it.
proud trout
true, he had a fork skull
fallen night
“You are dead” what?
gaunt geyser
I am so sad that I literally have to say that she is thicker than me <:cryla:375...
Caught in 180p
proven thorn
Is hornet transition goals?
timber fiber
Good afternoon everyone
brave blaze
Fine... I admit my defeat. But in my will, I'm hiring a hitman. 
onto the Mantis Lords...
proven thorn
They are tall and there are three of them
orchid dagger
i have so much space in my base still left
brave blaze
the thing is, how well can they fight without their lances?
orchid dagger
i alr made a sick sugar cane farm and wheat farm
what else is there to do?!
a.. what
lemme search that up
brave blaze
iirc it's a lot of smelters with a hopper cart on top?
orchid dagger
i was googling super smelter and at one point while i was wtiting it out they recommended the search super smelly farts
brave blaze
Okay, I'll put the Mantis Lords here 'cause I think I'll win the 1 v 1, but then lose the 2 v 1.
swift vault
True Flukemarm get away 
opal jewel
I would approach flukemarm
Then put a C4 brick in one of her mouths and make it explode
north coral
normal phoenix
sup
normal phoenix
Okay, I'll put the Mantis Lords here 'cause I think I'll win the 1 v 1, but then...
sounds like ski-
swift vault
i would do the same
do not like Flukemomy 
brave blaze
(no weapons rule, by the way)
normal phoenix
oh ko
brave blaze
I have that rule up 'cause I have no weapons
brave blaze
anyway, the massive moss is a weapon so all I really have to fight is four little shits.
IN GRIMM'S DREAMS, BETCH!
anyways, Nosk...
yea I'm fucking dead.
scenic frost
If you're from australia you win
brave blaze
unfortunately I am not built different
Next up are the Obby Lobbies (I will always pronounce it like this)
normal phoenix
o b l o b b o l e s
brave blaze
okay, I checked what they do, and have concluded that they won't do shit.
onto the art man...
tawny furnace
i need to know
what's the difference between HK off topic and normal off topic
gaunt wing
i need to know
what's the difference between HK off topic and normal off topic
Hk off topic you can talk about hollow knight, normal off topic you can't
gaunt wing
anyways, i completed p4 today and i have achieved 112% :)
Now do P5
gaunt wing
Yeah, P5 is just for an achievment and cutscene
plucky eagle
p5 gives an ending that’s why it’s not a % imo
shell mesa
This is how I see you
crimson lintel
wat
swift vault
p5 gives an ending that’s why it’s not a % imo
plucky eagle
<:shermasmirk:1168357286566178856>
hi mango !!
plucky eagle
going good!
how are you?
swift vault
heheheheh how i am you say huh?
tawny furnace
Now do P5 <:feelspkman:639636442821165056>
i will do it
swift vault
am still doing the same run second last Bench
swift vault
am still doing the same run second last Bench <:hornetcomfy:917236962174304327>
every boss has around 1000 or 1500 HP so the fights take forever
i could say my hands not enjoying it at all
plucky eagle
oh i see
but it’s almost finished
icy bolt
shell mesa
no
swift vault
oh i see
but it’s almost finished <:holyshaw:1004861382702923856>
it is sad because it is already 5 hours since i put the last message on the server and i am still on that part 
am so naive....i said i could have a sub 10 hour run 😆
plucky eagle
you’ll get it tho
mango certified god gamer
swift vault
longest vid of my life for sure
plucky eagle
true
swift vault
any improve on %wol?
plucky eagle
nope i’ve just been doing your bingo challenges thing since i beat watcher knights
swift vault
my Bingo is taking long? 
to be fair i do not remember what i put....thought it would be a fast shot
plucky eagle
eh i’ve just been moving kinda slow on it
getting a bunch of extra stuff
mango gave me challenges
swift vault
extra stuff like what?
slate spire
swift vault
heya Kark!
wispy onyx
I can confirm we're, in fact, in Empty Medieval Warrior out of Context channel
swift vault
ok
plucky eagle
extra stuff like what? <:feelspkman:639636442821165056>
extra masks, soul vessels, charms, charm notches, etc
(i wanna get 10 notches so i can have qs mop strength and dw for hornet2 upslash)
swift vault
yea just be careful to not break any rule tho 
no, but that is not the way it is planned to be played
like nail upgrades only allowed as late as possible otherwise it would be too easy :V
plucky eagle
ye
ashen wadi
No rule restricting ddark broadly so ez 
plucky eagle
yea just be careful to not break any rule tho <:zote:562358113374568477>
yea i’m pretty sure i can’t break any rules now unless i just forget about one of the goals
swift vault
yea that is just warm up for Carrot
i wanna do Additional Challenges mod Quests
plucky eagle
man i really should get ddive soon i’ve had vs and even wraiths for most of the run
and i’m gonna need to get it for qs anyways
ashen wadi
It’s an any% run the way any playthrough that isn’t explicitly a 100% or low% run is
plucky eagle
true this is still technically any%
swift vault
ye what i meant is the route you know completely messed compared to the any%
i can see from 16% to 30%+ Lol
swift vault
it is progressing for sure 
hushed trail
Progress
orchid dagger
maybe ill build those gold farms
those ones where theres a really big portal turning off and on again and piglins pour out. those type of farms still work right?
i remember doing it a like a yesr ago
knotty valve
You just exist and enemies die
Oh how i wish to feel that again 
gray bough
theres ranked in fortnite now?
opal jewel
Oh how i wish to feel that again <:carmelitasigh:691930410606657568>
Dude the new missions suck ass
Absolute shit
brittle goblet
its time
knotty valve
Dude the new missions suck ass
Really? Haven't hopped yet, but i usually finish them within one day so surely I'm still able to do that
opal jewel
Really? Haven't hopped yet, but i usually finish them within one day so surely I...
Deal 1.5k damage to enemies that are, at least, 30m away from you
As a controller player, it's the worst quest possible
That or deal damage to enemies with a legendary weapon
Which is probably coming next week
So I'm forced to play the fucking 20v20 mode which sucks ass but if I don't want to wait 60 years to do my challenge I have to do it in this hell hole
It's so bad
Challenges in the early seasons were so good
Now they're fucking shit
brittle goblet
yes
feral elk
We beating white palace today!! I can feel it
feral elk
Is there a glitch to make wingsmolds stay "dead" ?
knotty valve
Deal 1.5k damage to enemies that are, at least, 30m away from you
30m? Not too bad tbh, go full mid range
But i can see how it could suck, my aim at these distances is SHIT
lyric niche
Is there a glitch to make wingsmolds stay "dead" ?
If you manage to do 999 damage in one hit then they die
feral elk
If you manage to do 999 damage in one hit then they die
There's no way to do that without mods
I'm om switch
opal jewel
30m? Not too bad tbh, go full mid range<:beastcry:802036818572738561>
The problem with 30m is that you really can't tell when you're too close or not
So you just go back to long range anywaus
I did it an hour, but that hour sucked
hushed trail
u got this bro
Thank
brittle goblet
going for true ending?
not yet
scenic frost
There's no way to do that without mods
I'm om switch
Then too bad
finite pivot
Guess who finally got past NKG twice in a row on pantheon 5 : D (And died to PV twice)
Lol
swift vault
you’ll get it tho
mango certified god gamer
Failed Champion punished me :(
half day spent....
opal jewel
What prized llama do you have
Almost epic
I'm at 3 victory royale on a row rn
Grinding ranked until I face actual enemies lmao
knotty valve
I'm at 3 victory royale on a row rn
Damn
opal jewel
knotty valve
We're either unlucky or just worse cuz most I've had was 2 in a row and that was with Alp
opal jewel
67% of victory royale in ranked
opal jewel
We're either unlucky or just worse cuz most I've had was 2 in a row and that was...
It's ranked
I got the first one in normal zero construction
Then the 2 other ones in ranked (bronze 3 lmao)
knotty valve
Are you secretely insane at the game
knotty valve
What about it
opal jewel
Are you secretely insane at the game<:grubomg:371947505606459392>
No I'm trash
knotty valve
Oh wtf i was scrolled up nvm that meSage
opal jewel
The only thing I'm good at is decision making
knotty valve
No I'm trash
Clearly better than me
opal jewel
I often surprise them MFs by breaking the building's roof in advance to then open fire from above
And sometimes they're so dumb they try to break the floor I'm on so I one shot them with a shotgun
So it's pretty much luck
knotty valve
I haven't played build in a good while
knotty valve
I think when i got back to playing i did 5 build games total and switched to zero build to play with everyone else
Zero build can be very miserable
Have a 2v2 peacefully and oh suddenly you're getting harassed from behind
opal jewel
Zero build of you're backstabbed it's dead
opal jewel
I usually die instantly
knotty valve
Solo ranked is silly i imagine
opal jewel
I just use ranked as an UNINTENTIONAL smurfing
knotty valve
I did solo ranked for the ranked quests when i was silver I, now I'm plat I with bonk and we're getting krilled
opal jewel
It's not my fault if epic puts me in bronze 1 every season
opal jewel
I did solo ranked for the ranked quests when i was silver I, now I'm plat I with...
I imagine
Plat is probably where most of the player base is
plucky eagle
Failed Champion punished me :(
half day spent....
oh yea that makes sense
you’ve gotten it or no?
opal jewel
And it's a playerbase I do not want to talk to
knotty valve
Plat is probably where most of the player base is
i refuse to believe we're average
opal jewel
I mean it's either gold or plat
ashen wadi
What are the rankings that a ranking system would put the average person there
knotty valve
I mean it's either gold or plat
For some reason we hd it worse on gold than plat
Either that or we just improved very fast (IMPOSSIBLE)
Now that we're on plat servers we manage to survive the first duo 50% of the time kek
opal jewel
Gold is probably where a lot of diamond smurfs are
I know that in rocket league, bronze is harder than gold
Because there are only smurfs
That are diamond or champion
knotty valve
Yeah gold is the minimum rank for cups and what not
So my theory is that people just stay on gold because it's the minimum, gooood people i mean
opal jewel
Also did you know that you'll be able to use your car stickers in Fortnite? Nobody cares
They also removed trading from RL
Huge mistake
opal jewel
So my theory is that people just stay on gold because it's the minimum, gooood p...
Tbh reaching gold doesn't seem that bad
Silver is still very easy
knotty valve
Also did you know that you'll be able to use your car stickers in Fortnite? Nobo...
The what
knotty valve
Tbh reaching gold doesn't seem that bad
Oh yeah reaching gold was free
fallen night
This is going to be added to deepnest.
A centipede made of spiders.
Source: the voices
drifting cliff
That is the wrong source
desert iris
comment on fait sur ce serveur pour mettre une image dans le channel art-discussion ?
burnt heath
comment on fait sur ce serveur pour mettre une image dans le channel art-discuss...
Uh this server is english only- thanks
desert iris
sorry
drifting cliff
comment on fait sur ce serveur pour mettre une image dans le channel art-discuss...
Si vous attendez, vous aurez la permission
La langue du serveur est l'anglais
(Cela a été exécuté via un traducteur)
If you wait, you will have permission
Server language is english
(This was run through a translator)
Oh wait they know english
burnt heath
Si vous attendez, vous aurez la permission
La langue du serveur est l'anglais
...
NO WAY YOURE FRENCH!?!?!?!?
drifting cliff
Well I'm Canadian, I have mandatory french classes
desert iris
french peaple can speak english !!!! no way ...
burnt heath
No way i thought those werent real 🤯🤯🤯
drifting cliff
Canadians or french people
fallen night
France is real?
desert iris
France is real?
na
burnt heath
EXACTLY
fallen night
France is accessed via the portal in Florida
burnt heath
Anyways to explain a little bit more on the images thing, you cant send any until youve been in the server for 6 hours
To prevent spam and stuff
desert iris
oh thanks apollo
burnt heath
desert iris
i want to show an image to ask if people know how is the artist, i can't find him where i find the image
he is not credited
opal jewel
The what
Yeah, you'll be able to use your car skins and your car stickers in Fortnite
Idk how or why but nobody cares cuz epic is shit
knotty valve
Yeah, you'll be able to use your car skins and your car stickers in Fortnite
Idk...
I still don't know what that means
delicate sigil
knotty valve
Oh yeah uh it's your things from rocket league
Rocket league? So random
opal jewel
It's also owned by epic 
knotty valve
Ohhhhhh
twin hemlock
France is accessed via the portal in Florida
We have a portal? 
normal phoenix
sup
glass holly
jorts storms a-brewin'
gentle walrus
my friend is streaming and wants to get to affilate and I want to suprise him with a lot of viewers, can I link it here please?
little monolith
my friend is streaming and wants to get to affilate and I want to suprise him wi...
Pretty sure you can do that in #livestreams if I’m not mistaken?
gentle walrus
thanks
teal thistle
my friend is streaming and wants to get to affilate and I want to suprise him wi...
Pov: hes actually just linking his own stream but trying to make it look nicer
gentle walrus
Pov: hes actually just linking his own stream but trying to make it look nicer
nah I dont even use twitch
granite crane
Failed Champion punished me :(
half day spent....
Making even more progress in God Soul 
Defeated Crystal Guardian, got Crystal Heart and bought the Lumafly Lantern. That's all, because travelling through Crystal Peaks was pain. Probably because of those two rooms where a lot of those lazer-crystal-beam-bug things shot lazers. Well, as normal. I will continue later. 
And I will get Joni's Blessing when I will continue the run 
.
swift vault
oh yea that makes sense
you’ve gotten it or no?
I DO NOT EVEN WANNA REMEMBER THAT STUPID DEATH >:(
i got killed after so much...i did not know i had to do 60~70 cycles of 5 hits only for a stun, obviously hitting the boss do not give soul...when i noticed that the thing was not free it was too late
i will switch to Long nail and Grubsong and Focus next time
jovial hull
swift vault
Making even more progress in God Soul <:weaverparty:720807816343846934> Defeated...
wow awesome!
i remember when i asked Zuggo what to do after this lol
you are pretty much half way done, you are more free to go for a route that you want :P
try to get 8 masks...nine no because of bald Flower quest
get some powerful charms
get as many notches possible
wings
soul vessels are interesting try to get one at least, but you can get all of them
steel elk
feral elk
WP PROGRESS!!!
fallen night
That is a font.
young otter
holy fuck charge the phone
scenic frost
Charge your doggone phone
plucky eagle
I DO NOT EVEN WANNA REMEMBER THAT STUPID DEATH >:(
i got killed after so much.....
alright good luck
you will figure out a way!! you’ve done flukemarm and collector you can do this
vocal seal
Making even more progress in God Soul <:weaverparty:720807816343846934> Defeated...
Crystal peaks besides that part where you c dash through beautiful background is awful location
vocal seal
I DO NOT EVEN WANNA REMEMBER THAT STUPID DEATH >:(
i got killed after so much.....
Oh my god no way
Mangos angry huh
Never saw one😳
vocal seal
Crystal peaks besides that part where you c dash through beautiful background is...
Music sucks there
And also that fucking liegrub
It’s not hard to defeat
But I got shit in my pants
I never forgive team cherry for this
I also personally scared of different worms and parasites so it was scary even after happened I remember how it looks and sounds
It’s just disturbing asf
plucky eagle
GOOD JOB
opal jewel
I DIED TO ABSRAD INSTEAD OF PV
gg, i hope you'll beat wyrm first try
unique monolith
Whats with all the canoes?
heady dew
Whats with all the canoes?
C A N O E
worldly junco
a
teal thistle
FORG
knotty valve
Did this happen already
knotty valve
Why you ask?
i was reminded by the news
vapid beacon
<:parrotstare:1165118496653447208> i was reminded by the news
I'll update you with the results 
heady dew
I am the froge
knotty valve
I'll update you with the results <:agoneyes:836903008116932629>
Oh boy
novel scarab
2020 effect just got me
heady dew
https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-hollow-knight-meme-hornet-the-knight-happy-...
happy bday
❤️
novel scarab
https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-hollow-knight-meme-hornet-the-knight-happy-...
happy birthday 🎂
scenic frost
https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-hollow-knight-meme-hornet-the-knight-happy-...
happ burtday
hallow leaf
P̴L̷U̴C̷K̴ ̴O̶U̶T̴ ̵T̵H̴I̸N̶E̵ ̶E̵Y̶E̶S̵, TEAR O̶U̴T̶ ̶T̷H̸I̵N̴E̸ ̷T̸H̴R̶O̵A̴T̴,̷ LAY W̷A̸STE̴ T̶O̶ ̷A̷L̶L̴ ̴W̷H̶I̷C̷H̸ ̷I̸S SACR̸E̵D̶,̷ THE̴ ̶MO̷O̵N̸S̶E̶Y̶E̵ ̵C̵O̷NVERGE̷S̸ ̶W̶I̷T̵H̷ TH̸A̶T̵ BE̷L̴O̴W̵.
neon cradle
Is the server booster icon a baby watcher knight
uneven atlas
Is the server booster icon a baby watcher knight
Just a wk but i prefer that idea
agile pasture
How r u all? :>
Yes 👍
heady dew
Is the server booster icon a baby watcher knight
Yap
agile pasture
Is that Ismoil?
neon cradle
I need to boost. IMMEDIATELY.
heady dew
I need to boost. IMMEDIATELY.
Do it do it do it do it
uneven atlas
Somebody ping me
agile pasture
@uneven atlas
burnt heath
Ty
heady dew
spooder man
swift vault
Oh my god no way
Mangos angry huh
Never saw one😳
no...am just sad
it was my fault and i take my mistake i will try harder
jovial hull
Ahem. 3 that I know about
harsh mason
Just died in Steel Soul on a save file I put 3 hours into
jovial hull
Til you meet em all
@feral canopy and @uneven atlas are gonna jump me in a dark alley while you and the rest of your alts kidnap my family wtf
little monolith
Just died in Steel Soul on a save file I put 3 hours into
burnt heath
Indeed
little monolith
welp, that's at least three hours wasted.
burnt heath
Not inmediate family tho, i have enough alts for your entire family branch
jovial hull
Ismoil: the one member you can’t ban.
burnt heath
Actually every single account that has ever been banned in this server was an alt of mine
oops
young otter
lmfao
quiet kayak
anyone in hkofftopic want to play terraria.,,.,,.
@burnt heath ismoil hop on terraria.,,.,,
burnt heath
<@664660023955292170> ismoil hop on terraria.,,.,,
Nah terraria kinda lame
quiet kayak
Nah terraria kinda lame
hop on ds3.,,...
burnt heath
I only have a nintendo DSi the 3 is too expensive
gusty plinth
what time is it?
quiet kayak
I only have a nintendo DSi the 3 is too expensive
no dark souls 3.,,,.,,..
heavy star
wish me luck im on my 2nd steel soul run. hopefully i dont die to the hollow knight again
quiet kayak
what time is it?
25:00
burnt heath
what time is it?
93:75
gusty plinth
honest storm
ok but does anybody wanna do a man/bughunt tho? we need 1 or 2 ppl
ancient juniper
hornet is void 🤔
brave blaze
THE ONLY THING VOID ABOUT HORNET IS HER STRENGTH
ancient juniper
definitely hornet is void
midnight oasis
hornet is void 🤔
So true
midnight oasis
I thought you were cool and knew lore 😔
brave blaze
At its core, the lore's a bore; it made me snore!
half wren
I loved when Hornet sung Welcome to the Internet in the Inside ending
jovial hull
@swift vault
Why’d you fuck with nail damage on 2.0 lol
I don’t think I’ll see mango’s response here bc I won’t have discord access for a good bit
valid falcon
No
midnight oasis
Because bees are stupid, duh
What do those guys even do all day? Just go flower to flower?
humble geode
Almost every character on ascended! Grimmchild carried on Markoth ascended, finally making him useful!
Yes, Grimmchild
He was doing the damage for me
midnight oasis
I'd imagine grimmchild comes in handy for the NKG and Grimm fights aswell
humble geode
Damage is damage
midnight oasis
A channeled nail does more damage than grimmchild
midnight oasis
Vengeful Spirit does more than GC
humble geode
I just didn’t want to get near Markoth
No, of course not
Yes, but I suck at Markoth and Markoth only
midnight oasis
What?
I still look fondly upon what happened before 2020
Im not sure what "legacy" there was left behind
edgy crest
ok so im trying to do all bosses with only dreamshield
and fluke boss is fucking shitting on me
lyric niche
totally real tier list
wispy onyx
For a joke tierlist, it a actually looks pretty ok, honestly
Like it's really close from being both accurate and inaccurate that it's mere existence could tear the very fabric of reality as we know it
hushed trail
I played like 30 minutes of it with my friend in school today
I just got my ass kicked
I like how there are multiple floors now
wispy onyx
...well that was pretty unexpected
The only ones I'm kind of surprised are sort of low are Nailmaster's Glory and Spell Twister
They're pretty good charms, honestly
scenic frost
gimmghild
dry smelt
Still stuck here waiting for ogrim
wispy onyx
gimmghild
I mean, Grimmchild it's kind of fun to have around.
When it comes to usefulness... You'd be better of hitting enemies with a wet tissue
Kind of surprised Nailmaster's Glory isn't that high given that
wispy onyx
Useless boi, imo
scenic frost
dry smelt
Ogrim finally came out I can continue p5
long pumice
WAKE UP Y'ALL
I'm already up sniffbwmn 
open willow
well wake up more
delicate badge
nuu, 5 more minutes
long pumice
well wake up more
let me finish my coffe
native agate
open willow
let me finish my coffe
fine
open willow
nuu, 5 more minutes
It's been 10mins wake the fuck up
delicate badge
It's been 10mins wake the fuck up
give me more
teal dune
nightmare king grimm used to be so hard, taking me 7 hours to beat him the first time
open willow
good
open willow
feral elk
How the fuck do I do this
open willow
Git gud
feral elk
Like
I don't knoe id begin to scalr the wall
open willow
ok I'll send a vid after in like, 10-20mins
feral elk
I figured it out omly to instantly get confused at thr next part
open willow
Actually I'll do it rn
feral elk
id say it took me around 15-20 mins?
ive been trying all month off and on
shy ingot
apple fritter is my favorite donut, how much can i bench press
orchid dagger
i actually wanted carefree melody but realised i couldnt get it when i defeated nkg :/
shy ingot
(based on my pfp too)
burnt heath
i actually wanted carefree melody but realised i couldnt get it when i defeated ...
Not like the charms any good
open willow
Thanks! This really helped
ok just lmk if u need any help lmk mf
feral elk
There's a tunnel full of saws am i meant to c dash through that or what
open willow
There's a tunnel full of saws am i meant to c dash through that or what
Send an image of it
feral elk
I've been trying
open willow
bc I'll prolly know what to do if ik where ur at
feral elk
I once again do not know what to do here but I'll get it at some poiny