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I usually go night night at 10
Erm u shouldnt ๐ awake after 11
Nuh uh
Everyone says that till the mental health decline...
๐ถ
wait how do u get up at 7
5-6 hours is enough ๐งโโ๏ธ
Hypnosis is actually real its just not like it is in the movies
Hypnosis is just making someone more open to suggestion
FORGED FROM THE MOLTEN PLASTIC OF SHINDONG CHINA
True
Uhhhhh no
U can probably get someone to give u something
Make em more inclined to give it to u
"OOoooo oyou will let me rob you"
"Um excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my house"
Hypnosis is basically just making someone more chill
OOOOO U ARE SLEEEEEEEEPYYYYYY
Planting an idea in the head
๐ฅฑ
๐ด
I actually did yawn ....
Guys i think I'm lifeless now. Every morning I don't even wake up tired, I just sit up like a goddamn robot and turn off my alarm in the most monotone emotionless way possible.
And then I get up and feel energized after sleeping 4 hours
crazy?
Or interact with a cute dog
I do. But my brain is crooked so I'm tired at noon and energetic in the mornings.
And then energetic again at night
Guys my legs hurt from all the murdering families of 4 I've been doing
Real and true
True true
real
Disagree
I actually developed a formula for smarts
One time I was so stressed and upset about a school assignment due the next day, and I couldn't think of anything. Then I realized:
If you're smart then you're sad, so smart = sad. But that also means that sad = smart. So I just cried and then I was smart enough to actually do the damn assignment.
Sad = Smart
You heard it here first folks
I would happily sacrifice silksong for a good portal 3
Or good tf3
HAHAHA GUYS ITS SO FUNNY GET IT BECAUSE SILKSONG ISM'T REAL
Honestly tho I've shared this opinion before but the hk community is quite impatient
It hasn't even been 5 years since announcement. Yall gotta realize that a dev the size of team cherry developing a game the scale of silksong takes a long ass time right.
It only feels that way cause we don't get updatss
And I would rather not be spoiled of the entire game than get updates
My brain got rotted by youtube shorts
Me too
Guys please why is this channel dying nowadays
Most of my other servers are stale and I'm too intimidated to interact with the tf2 discord
I don't think I've ever actually spoken to you or seen you here outside of now and that time yesterday when you were asking about alt accounts
Yes
Or maybe I just don't remember
Huh
huh
hm
Hello my name is HIGH DEMON ELGRIM LORD OF DARKNESS AND EATER OF GALAXIES
Friendliest pitbull
I was hoping someone would make that joke
Guys 1 or 2
Nicd
Im always around
2

Ok tht m3ans speed run
go go go
No that's the meanest pitbull
Why, whay
Nicest pitbull is named galaxy obliterator mk. 3
True
Blows up pancakes with mind
My fuckin pancakes
Only I get to destroy pancakes
With my mouth
Uhhhh no
Don't you DARE
MY PANCAKES. IQKXJDIWOWKMWMSNSNSNNSNSNDND
woof
Exactly
Yeah the movement of the wheel and the movement of the background dont match up
You're right... he had the windows down the entire time, they added the window in photoshop
I love breaking sand
I love RAKING BRAND new leaves from the yard
I love eating CAKE IN BRAD's house
I also love making these dumbass name sound alike memes
Yooo
hi
i just woke up
and I wouldn't blame you for your phone addiction as I've been struggling myself to let go of my phone it's just a comfort item
on summer i was running around 14h daily but rn w school it's around 5 at it's most 2h at it's best
ello
Yeah i wouldn't blame you, i guess it's mostly just a lack of hobbies wich isn't your fault
my friend got me into crocheting so sometimes we do that while listening to music
fair, i mean, do you personally want to reduce your screentime?
you could try setting alarms? i did that for a bit
like you could build a routine by planning your day beforehand
Yeah
you probably should, if that's the case then i wish you a good rest
gn 
Bro imagine if HK was a dnd campaign
itโd be a good dnd campaign lol
Bro never do path of pain with dashmaster, the end of it is SO hard when you do
i never use dashmaster anyways because i always dash downwards by accident 
Hi agentLA
once i did pure vessel with dashmaster got a ton of hits in but i kept dashing downwards when trying to parry the triple slash don't even ask me how
wonโt ask you how because i know id somehow be doing the same thing lol
...
it is like saying you wanna Pogo and do a normal slash instead 
what is goin on?!?
i do that too 
......kay no need to be sad it happens with everyone 
lol yea
itโs what messes me up on watchers a lot
watchers is like two swings and a Pogo to a fireball
yea i just accidentally mess up and donโt pogo when i mean to
it happens quite often....the Pogo timing can change depending on what attack the boss uses
What is the Hornet Rule
Idk heard there were [redacted] of them or something
i have one response to that
<@&283547423706447872>
sof is trying to get hollowcords pb
Why would you ping mods for that
if i explain the context sof will ping mods on me sorry
I've checked. There are 50 but the 34th one is the most brutal so best not search it up
Nuh uh there are 57
<@&283547423706447872> please 
at this rate i think sof will get muted
@spare topaz @brave herald No mentions of r34 please, and thank you 
Odkay
is nice
sof getting muten or the rule?
my middle name is 'mods can't ban me'
not mods can't ban me sof?
hello hk offtopic
Sof escapes the hands of johnny law yet again
What
thats not a hot take thats just being racist
excuse me?
You aren't serious
The hell?
R.I.P
Also hiii joky
Hey
btw they sent that same mesege in hk-disc
Wtf happened
Of course they did
I noticed
I LEAVE for 10 MINUTES and we have another offender
Now its unsurprising
its true though
all of the big world record sport stuff is held by black people
No it's not
I'm fairly certain that the world is owned by ancient ass white people
Can you not btw
google it
could you stay quite?
I'm white, I should know how privileged I am
Discussing race, in MY hollow knight discord? It's more likely than you think.
black were the first race?
Hi holeio

Can someone shut up flqwless
I'm saying old dude
Just stop
Stop
Being
Racist
Anyway
Omg i love racism! My favorite car is a purple one with 3 wheels you should look at it
Um
im legit just lurking and watching this all unfold
It flies through the racetrack
So true bestie
not doing a good jobb at lurking
Yo holeio cool new pfp dude
Thx

damnit, i shall go silent now
buh-bye
bruh
Auf weiderzehn
hi chat
quick question
which enemy is the easiest to parry
Dumkopf
Guys did yall see that one har har ha har har movie i heard it suck
every enemy
Yourself
usain bolt is black, lebron james is black, ronnie colemen is black
Probably the nailmasters. I get lots of parries
It's not out yet
balcks have better genetics so they gotta be nerfed
a mod told you to stop just stop
for me its soul warrior
ok man we get it its time to go to bed
Oh, nice
Hey can ee take a picture i think i wanna make my own "banned users" log
Ok buddy its time to go beddy bye
even like 50% of the people in football are black
3
kylian mbappe
Is this a mods moment?
2
i havent had a fight where i havent parried soul warrior in a while
Man
Flqwless just shut up
Inspector Quiddy get the cuffs
mods, boil this guy alive
Mods, rotate this guys balls
Zamn
I gues this guy was mr perfecto
Hkcord try not to be racist, rp, spam or shitpost challenge (literally impossible never achieved before)
Hk discord all roles speedrun??
Real
Anyways how about we talk about my favorite thing
that's impossible because bot roles can't be assigned
Not with THAT attitude
Welp, I'd love to, but that 110% is taunting me
just becume a bot
Just beat the Soul Master in just 4 try (it's my first playthrough), isn't he supposed to be hard ? Cause i've like 15 try on Mantis Lord...
yoooo nice job bro
People have easier times with different bosses
Subjectivity is such a thing fr fr
Subjectivity?????

When the difficulty is subjective 
yeah. like how i think the hard bosses are easy but the easy bosses are hard
I've only trained hard bosses so I suck at easier ones
Like my only radiants are ||nkg, pv, and sly||
And what is that? 
ive been playing a lot of pokemon violet lately
and i managed to get three more shiny pokemon in the past few days
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW
lucky basterd
Honestly so dissappinted in you
drawing?
yo was there a guy named flqwless here a bit ago?
maybe
Yes????
Yup
Its true your pc is just trash
are you gonna kill him?
Dude flqwless got a whole possy on his ass ๐๐๐
Noooo im gunna talk to him
Can we not bring this up
I know him alright, its been 5 years. hes just like this okay
I apologize for what he did
I relate
lets talk about ismoil's favorit thing
YRUE
If you dont know you arent worthy of discussing it
Don't care
L
Tell me
imagen not knowing
Ismoil is your favorite thing being annoying
No thats just my job
So is your favorite thing taxes
i love tax frouad
Same
Nah i bet thats something youd like
Om about to explode
๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ
Poor om
Om will never be forgotten
chat, im in the mood to draw one of my hk ocs but i dont know what to draw them doing
Shade skipping
maybe draw one doing a slam dunk
Draw them eating a burger
Draw them drawing them drawing them drawing them drawing them drawing them
"I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE, LITTLE ONE, I'M FUCKING BALLIN"
I'm trying P3 on my 2nd save that doesn't have gpz and I just breezed through the 1st half
This could be the run

Is dyno going psycho
fuck you dyno
dyno is just doing his job
Ah they just left they were a troll
Probably cause they wanted to get banned and got muted instead
oh
Why the hell canโt dyno purge from users who left
becuse some thing happend
And the other guy supposed friend said it wasnt anything new
idk what i alos missed it
Well 2022 but tis nearly the same
I say we have a purge event where all users who have been banned are unbanned and are instantly given mod priveleges
How about we ban you and that idea gets ignored
It would be funny
Ok how about this: An actual purge event where a random half of the users get banned
Exactly
True
How about we start with you and then conveniently forget to ban everyone else
Nah I think I'll pass
ban everyone who has ! on their name 
Maybe 2
You should name your kid Xx_robloxprogokumega_yt_xX
I bet acesyno would do that
Ahaaaaa
I should name my kid Xx_hardboiledboiyt_xX
I'd name my child ismoil and then conveniently leave to retrieve the olden packet of cow juice (milk)
Sounds like too good for you
Thou hast spoiled mine mood and tarnished mine name. Have thee anything to say?
Yeah, your language program is outdated, but it doesnt surprise me you didnt even notice
Thou should cease this gobbledygook posthaste! Or thou might not expect to wake once more on the morrow
Sounds like something you dream of but can never achieve
Wow am i that important to you
Yes 
L imo
Ikr thats what I said
I know someone who was talking shit about me for no reason but their fuckin username was "x_.l0v3rb0y._x"
funniest thing I've seen all day honestly
Some guy called me "assholeio" on tf2. Friended him immediately fr 
that's some shit my dad would say I love that
And his name was Quack 
I'm sorry man, you deserve better
awesome sauce
oh fuck you
why do I never get jokes 
You mean ye old cartone of cow produce?
I love you too
that they couldnt even tell should be a sign of something isnt it
that's what we call it in England honestly, but it's not carton it's bottle
I had an even better way to describe it but idk if its allowed here so I won't say it
are you saying I should've been able to tell or that there should be a sign for it, because both are right
curse my dirty mind 
It's not "that bad" this server is just strict on stuff so idk
Neither
Actually the first one i guess
I couldn't understand idk why
Or not idk
I'm slow okay 
Im eepy
Because its hard to interpret sarcasm in text
Yeah not what i meant
I may be stupid but I'm not DUMB
probably my favorite thing to say
does it not do it when you purge with id or ban
just dont watch yts
why not lol
try making it through one day first
track your progress
whenever you want to watch them just try and distract yourself
if you really want to stop you could put effort into it
Oh I see. I just need to distract myself with tiktok so I don't go onto youtube shorts!
Thx goomse
i have a solution
Literally say hi and ill ban you
Nah too lame
Just leave the server
Can't you just leave?
Thatโs lame I want to get banned
So I canโt join back anymore
Sounds like a lame tactic
Ban me
Just spam photos worked for me
Just #support-and-faq and say ban me there
Or post unsafe content or stuff
Can we not
Got a 12 month ban lol
Let's go!
We get banned! We get banned! Banned gang!
Guys yall realized this gets them muted not banned
Sadly the mods wont ban you for no reason
Just modmail to be banned
What reason could I give them
I would know
Literally modmail, ask for it and theyll do it
Just dont get bannd
Also probably should uh
Yknow you can just leave the server
I specifically want to get banned
Just spam racist and homophobic things and you will get a one way ticket to "Being Banned"
Can you not suggest these stuff
Maybe not
They unironically can ban you if you ask seriously
Lets not be racist and homofobic
I know what word I must say but I donโt know if I have the strength to say it
Anyways i should really <@&283547423706447872> and yall deal with it
Eurhhhh.. Okay
If this is the last message I send on this server I have no regrets, I hope all of you get silksong and live long lives
<@&283547423706447872>
Thatโs crazy
Wow! How cool
You want a good time, right?
Ban me now
So crazy
why though
Do it
Permamute imo
Classified
Tell me why and then Iโll maybe ban you
Its funnier cause they dont get ban
Let him have his fun

Because, I have a dream, thatโs why
He has a dream
Imo kick them and say theyre banned
Muted in Hollow Knight discord
Duration: โ
I do love the mods of this server
this is awesome
shut up serdna
shut up pear
Me
No not you
hollowcord is weird during mornings
Ehy
why
OH MANNN
The mods are based
this is awesome 
Soon โข๏ธ
Perma mute lmao
He wants to go out in a blaze of glory
this server is aweome man 
Anyways lets move on and ignore this
And do what
So i believe the sky is on the roof
Wdym "on the roof"
On the roof
I see
Graze the roof top is a banger
pear hop on fortnite
im procrastinating
actually this one is inaccurate, since there seems to be a sort of white floor on the very bottom
this is more like it
Ew wtf
tag
you're it
What its just a guy with comically large ears
And i hate it๐คข
well i like being it 
He thinks he is funny๐
Oh yeah? Well I think YOU'RE funny 
God damn right I am๐
i think his leave button is broken
Oh no how sad
I just woke up from a dream where I was getting chased by a giant brooding mawlek with blue instead of orange cysts inside of a cage
I think the pantheons have gotten to me
Well I had a different dream a while ago where I was walking in a small parking lot and went up to this grassy patch and saw a dung beetle there and then dung defender's theme started playing all around me
I've had a few. I know one dude in sunglasses came past me in a crowd and said "I'm the Pale king" and I turned into Grimm after running someone over with a car in another one
Bro what๐ mine has been pretty normal eccept the first one
My dreams are always fever dreams it's odd
Are you over 13
yes
Prove it by giving me your name date of birth address ip address coordinates mother's maiden name first pet's name race gender
The normal one was just dreaming about ss realse and the other one was playing ss, but the wierd one was that hk had a animeted series.

Wdym?
I swear it was a coincidence
Cat D furry
I just beat NKG hitless on my switch LETS goo
Nice๐
Hitless NKG on controller sounds painful
I bet, I would not know I did it my accident
omfg so iconic, peak animation, will me memorable
P5 FIRST EVER ATTEMPT ON STEEL SOUL GG
Nice
Deep focus carried absrad
I've only ever beaten her once in HoG too, so thats even crazier
I got to the bench and thought to myself "maybe deep focus could be good", and then did that ๐
Mid carried Absrad? Bravo.. Bravo to Mid
I'm still trying for weathered mask, shell and soul binding are gonna be impossible
Might be mid for other bosses, but absrad is different
what the ๐ฆ
Charm binding is hardest easily
The soul
Mask
Nail
I got charm binding yesterday already
Not really. It's actually easier than keyboard.
try not to punch a hole in the monitor CHALLENGE | (Impossible!) (ends badly)
You know what would have been cool
A finished sentence
ravenbee
Well if you can do it once you can do it again
Only with zote
Just radiant him real quick and it's like he isn't even there
You say it like that's an easy task
it's such a jumpscare seeing a celeste profile picture
ok azumanga pfp
true
Those are some nightmares pfp.
My pfp is based 
alto tf is that gif cat If I were mod I would have banned.
?? what
Mods? Mods? Mods? Mods? Mods? Mods? Mods
That's not an appropriate gif.
Guys that's his tail use your fucking eyes
Still
It's just a goofy cat
There's nothing bad about it ffs
Thatโs just a goofy cat
good evening hk offtopic what's the topic for this fine evening
โข No NSFW/L (Not Safe For Work/Life) material or discussions? Yeah! โข No NSFW/L (Not Safe For Work/Life) material or discussions.
NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS NSFW
I have no idea okay just ask a mod
THERE IS NOTHING BAD
hi smetty
poki
yo
What the fuck are you talking about
soo we gonna get a mod to confirm or shall we move on and let it pass?
It's not violating any rules so lets just talk about something else
I have no personal life
welcome to the club
Image hasn't loaded yet but I swear if its salad fingers vs fnaf
๐
Me neither
1 blocked message ๐
??
Someone tell them i don't care
I made fun of a videogame character and they got pissed lmao
Idk what one shot is so I can't say but probably cringe
10/26/2024 11:48 PM EST
So true bestie
Whatsup hk offtopic
How many fights have yall got into in the like 3 mins i was gone
i got blocked once for cluelessly missgendered a hk character ๐ญ
Traitor Lord? Lmao
the knight
It has no gender
Lmfao that's so dumb
meaning you can't misgender it
*it 
they wrote a whole paragraph on me then blocked lol
Ineedaseethat
So true bestieeee
Please
yeah
Do you have the message I wanna see it
Me too
well its not really much words but ill find it lol
#art-discussion message i think its this one
its short actually lmao
pls dont ping that person btw ๐ญ
I won't
too late
Also its an otherkin not a person 

Whatever the fuck that means
Lmao
Seems like an <@&283547423706447872> moment ig
guh.
whhat
What
What the hell is an otherkin
Idfk
I'm ready to ping mods for the message sent ages ago
So then why did you say it
It had it in its profile
Otherkin are a subculture of people who identify as partially or entirely nonhuman. Some otherkin believe their identity derives from spiritual phenomena (such as posessing a nonhuman soul, reincarnation, or the will of God), ancestry, symbolism, or metaphor
Ok then
if you don't see why the "it's a insert group here not a person" comment isn't incredibly stupid then you really don't have the sensibilities to be on the internet
I see
well, otherkin donโt identify as people
In that way
So
and he didn't know that
I figured that thats why I said it dumbass
Donโt be weird like that
it is very much not a good look to say โtheyโre x not peopleโ
especially why are you hounding a convo two years ago
I love controversy
Me too!!!

Also this message is pretty cool while we're at it
It's a cat
Are we seriously bringing this up again smetty
What is wrong with cat gif
ITS JUST A CAT
@acoustic sierra How about you dont ping users for two year old convos
i love cat
It's a kitty cat cat!
It's a kitty car
why did you get so pissed lmao
Itโs understandable
I'm not?
So true worstie
true
So true falsie
anyways eepy radiance
So true yruie
shure yruie worties
Yoo let's goo nobody is sitting next to me on the bus
Didn't really mean for it to be.. Ok......
goo? Gooboo reference?
Cat
Oh yeeaahhh best feeling, same for me with the train
Car*
Kitty cars
Biological
Cool
this car committed several war crimes
Who is driving that car
Vehicular manslaughter be like
real
Rare picture of a car and a truck touching eachother
What should i do after beating traitor lord
you got a white fragment, seems like maybe there's another one out there
Thing that costs 5 charm right?
oh do you already have both?
then you'll want to find the other one
Thxx
Dudeeee white palace??
I have to get though that pain parkour thing?
Aight
dead car
Seems alive to me
O7
O7
o7
back at it again
What's the difference between #hk-discussion and #hk-general
Because here is offtopic

check pins for both channels
back at it again 
100%
Died 13 minutes later ๐ญ
i tried to get the mask shard early in crossroads (not mawlek, the other one)
The fly pogo?
yea
I get longnail for that one
i got the pogo but got hit three times on the second goam
idk i wanna talk about it
Yeah! Skill issue gang! Skill issue gang.. Skill issue gang
YEAH
Skill issue gang! Skill issue gang!

You scare me
Winged Nosk has a stupid Hitbox
You have a stupid hitbox
How are you heterosexual with a Celeste profile picture ๐ญ๐ญ
Quiz tryouts, my time to shine
Not even under 4 hours lmao such a skill issue
How to make void shriek very op
My english teacher plays HK
nice
Apparently he struggled on flukemarm of all things
the pogo boss
Like why flukemarm-?
pogoing is cheese?
what cheese 
i would call cheese like minion strays
attacking the boss is not a cheese
imagine attacking bosses thatโs cheese
Sorry, the INTENDED GAME MECHANICS
iโm not seeing what would be cheese in fluke at all
Hi celeste chat
i hate celeste
i know one cheese
and like itโs for a pretty easy boss (failed champ)
Then why do you have all achievements on steam celeste
i already said minion strays
i own it on switch
yea
Its ok we dont judge here no need to fake, its obvious you dont like celeste and thats fine
Oh really? thanks
Not even core c sides skill issue
(I did the completion stuff with invulnerability)
Ive never played celeste and i dont care to lol

you need to beat 8b i think
Yes
iโve never played celeste
kinda want to tho
It's good
youโre already trans does that make you double trans or something
who are you saying that to
??
not for long
you cheated though
Celeste couldn't convert me
you said you used invincibility
I beat it properly afterwards
is being agender trans
I don think so
Chat am i gay
probably
Mayhaps
i mean if nonbinary falls under trans umbrella then heโs
yes
yeah it depends on if nb is trans
Lemme ask my trans friend brb
which i think it is
Doubt so.
so yes you are trans
neat
Actually, I'll just google it
Ok but are you doubting correctly or incorrectly
Incorrectly.
Incerrectly doubting so no doubt
Ok so yes
You are WRONG
Im not gay im bi
Carrot is trans, technically speaking
cool
Source: Wikipedia
I meant that I was doubting that you were gay- -._-.
idk itโs all opinion i thought
cause pretty much some people have different opinions on stuff but if you take going from a gender to no gender that is a transition
Yes, I mean that by definition: trans includes nb
If carrot doesn't want to be trans, they aren't
The amount of times I have died because I dashed right instead of left is embarrassing
No but same
The skill issue is massive sometimes
i sometimes fireball the opposite direction
I sometimes fireball instead of slamming
I hate the accidental fireballs
same
i do that on watcher knights all the time
What boss in HK would be the best way to humble someone
watcher knights but make them do it low%
PV really humbled me after I was high on ego after beating P3
Wait, you need to beat gpz to get a %?
No
Thank Christ
I'm saying because my 2nd save had 93%
His fight gives me a migraine
So while I beat P3, I didn't get a new % on my main save
It took me a week and a lot of tears to beat p3
And now Iโm crying while trying to beat p4
Zote keeps using the precepts against me
I walk out of P4 feeling like I gained shell shock
I tried PV in godseeker mode
Howโd it go?
Bro I FINALLY finished P5
Congratulations
I no longer look forward to that fight
Sisters of Battle delivered and then some though
๐ฅ
Fair enough
The first time I was against PV I was thinking, โhmmm, this seem familiarโ and got distracted by the music
That shit hits different when you're the one fighting him
Hell, the furthest I got into the fight was the beginning of the void tendrils
109.5? how tf u get a decimal number
I immediately died to PVโs kneecap
.
Did it on a zotefree save
I didn't get the % on my main save
cuz of no zote?
I have zote on my main save
u can't even get the pure completion achievement then take the L bro
What a good human being
Very kind and encouraging words
๐๐๐๐
I have gotten to sly
sly is easy bro when he does his spin attacks go to the opposite side and when he's done hit him with a slash 
good job
P5 had it right
nah zote is easy
I've been told
zote should be p2
No he shouldn't
Difficulty is somewhat subjective
I love it when people say that every single little part I even so much as find remotely challenging easy
Makes me feel extremely good about myself
Did this mf just tell me to just not die


