#sk-discussion
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What like a fuckin matrix bug?
Don’t say that, now someone will make a theory that hk actually takes place in the bug matrix
It will be me
Outsmart the Bullet
Did someone mention matrices?
Bug matrix theory lets go
that has already been done 
What
and there is a semi-plausible line of reasoning for it (not the theory that existed, just a potential idea)
Isn't it crazy that we'd arrange numbers in a grid?
I love matrices
We live in a world where peoples make theories about TK being its father, so...
That would be so wacky
"You hear that, Pale King? That's the sound of inevitability!" - that one big Shroom in Fungal Core
"There is no nail"
Hi unique, how are you?
they are pog, like always

Hello! 
Doing good, having dinner at the moment
We need some new pog emotes
How are you?
Silksong pog emotes on release?
Tired
at first I thought that was like maybe a 7 year old and thought that was funny
now it's still funny but horrifying
Preorder the super duper hyper deluxe edition and you’ll get them for free three days early!
It gets worse once you realize what was the mistake that led to this
She didn't carry the one, that's all
What do you mean 'at first'
...wait
At first glance


This made me chuckle
This girl inventing new math in front of our eyes
I mean it's a pretty normal way of doing math, she just didn't carry the 1
I was looking for gifs about matrices and couldn't find anything....
PK calculating how many sawblades to order:
(yes I'm still talking about that gif)
Funny anyways
Can’t believe PK uses all the taxes money to put new sawblades in their fancy castle
that’s true
with that geo that you throw into the fountain, 4 new sawblades are added
I’m glad to know my contribution made a difference
no two
1
Well
(that sounded ironic but I actually think they're cool)
I enjoyed this part more in my second playthrough
i dont hate them but i am impatient

also I just realised and isn't the music part kinda... far ?
PK how gud have you gitten-
fun fact: i have beaten sonic 06 twice
haven't beaten your inability to get bitches tho
I'm probably in 7/9
Honestly, this part is kinda fun, reminds me of those Super Mario Galaxy rhythm-based levels
it reminds me of Crash Twinsanity last level, that Mario Galaxy would copy from a few years later 
This is probably the most puzzle-game like section of the game
did someone say puzzle
no
Hell yeah, those are way easier
aw 
is this about patricks parabox
The last puzzle game I've played was Superliminal and I'm still stuck on that to this day 
nah it was just in reply to this ^ 🥴
Superliminal 
what part are ypu stuck on
Can't get enough of those-
It's like, a dark room
with a fake door
I can't bring items on that room tho and it doesn't seem like going back is going to make me progress
is it early or late game?
I don't have a damn clue
i dont even know why im asking i hardly remember the game 
I've got it open right now
well i remember the game just not the specific puzzles
I'm pretty sure that it is in Ch. 2 tho
dark room with a fake door, in Ch.2 
Yeah 
It's like a hall and then there's a dark room with a fake door on it
With a bunch of shelves all around
are you sure this is in Chapter 2?
that chapter's the one in a comfy hotel-like place
Can't believe Tammo created Hollow Knight
It's after that, yeah
oh, immediately after?
is it the somewhat horror-like level
Yeah, yeah, exactly
Oh 
Chapter 5 is the horror-ish one
that one scared me im not afraid to admit it
Chapter 3 is the hotel one
also in one chapter i got so small i broke the game
Superliminal made the horror-aspect of the game better than other actual horror games 
it helped that it was pretty unexpected
Wait are we talking about celeste or superliminal
superliminal
Both
wait you were talking about celeste 
No I wasn't 
no necro 
Yeah lol
cosg 
SGF HYPE
~~@fiery coral I have this (very legit) proof that Tammo is your boss, the creator of Discord and this server, and I'm not afraid to- Cookie was
~~
sgf is the only thing we have left, after that the world ends
yes necro 
iirc there were rumors about a direct around that time, so that's going to be a clownfest
wheres the page about tammo inventing chaos
SGF HYPE WOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEAH
All that matters is killing chaos
thats mostly just estimate because they always have a direct during that time or e3
Anyways, just got the bird
Alright now let me try and remember how I did this 
to be fair, if silksong isnt at the sgf, it wont be at the direct either
I just watched a walkthrough for it if you need
(hey what's that trend of changing your name for it to be like Unique's ? Now their name won't be so Unique anymore !)
TGA hype?
wtf is that
I mean, SGF?
YEAH
the rare unsure hype remark
Well Whee also did this so-
Okay, now, uhhh, the bird's stuck, am I in the final section?
not the final mini chapter but basically the final section
I hope you are right to be hyped
@coarse leaf use that red exit light to illuminate the dark room
Oh well 
it's a glass wall so it'll work fine
But I did, nothing happened
me on discord: SGF HYPE WOO
me irl: 😐
I’m back after being muted for 12 hrs because I was spamming the precepts of zote
nothing will happen, however, you may see a path forward :)
OH
welcome back 


Well, after Celeste, ig I know what I'm doing now 


the ending of superliminal is pretty good, hope you have fun playing it
hmm....
do it, take the plunge
DEW IT
gwt the bundle
worf it

dont think just act and make poor monetary choices
yeah relatable moment
"Poor"?
Oh come on!
Outer Wilds is absolutely stellar
This game got more expensive in 2021!
m
i would absolutely play it if i could run it
"where do i go"
"||ah shit the suns exploding again||"
my oomfie ian, this is a life changing game
I will consider it
you could say it's out of this world
iam will consider it 
It's wild!

I'm gonna start writing a dumb ideas notepad
I hope to one day tick off at least one item on this list
I'm at my 5th Tammo Lore edit, so if you need advice on dumb ideas, I can help
Silsonk
silson
Solginks
slksng
solsinkng
sionsikgl
signsolkngnk
silkujksingj
Silky Singers
Eeeengnk
How is everyone?
19 days till SGF I'm BEYOND hyped 0_0 
enum empty neighbor
hollow neighbor
Am good, and you?
hello knight
Pretty good, I am wearing fancy clothing, I would share but I don’t want to show a picture of me
I'm sure you're lookin' sharp there my friend 
Any reason for the fancy clothes?
Yes
hey guys look
After doing reshearch, I found out that Tammo is rich enough to buy Silksong.
(they are not doing it probably because they want to spare money for something)
what
Source: trust me bro.
Looking good is reason enough
Truth
le based
It’s very rare for me to actually have not messy hair
the enum is no longer empty and now the neighbor is a scam
Same here
Well, the music changed, it seems like I'm in the final part now
ebic (you mean the super long room ? damn bro you're speedrunning-)
It took like, 40 minutes, something like that
Hello pale knight, how is life?
The same thing ig
I did this room so many times I am now an expert at it and only dies 90% of the time-
Tbh, this part of the level is the easiest one to me
There was harder parts in that level before
Does anyone else have a problem of overheating in fancy clothes?
I mean it's hard to make a room Harder than the others without making it overwhelmingly difficult
Yeah, but I expected it to be harder, idk
the numbers mason, what do they mean
clueless I actually don't rember, but I feel like this is kinda weird, like I rember how it ends and what the "final room" looks like, but somehow I don't find a way they connect so.... I just have bruh memory ig-
The final room is probably the hardest one, that's true, but what about the rest?
The rest is just literally what I'm good at: Well-timed jumps and precise actions
So what if Sherma, was the ultimate life form?
Who else likes dogs
Sherma is on the same level as pond scum
That's already canon
Sometimes
Sherma has conquered the sunlight
Sherma was here when Tammo created the Universe to prank the Queen of England
(Serious question) I wonder if the some people of pharloom experience or at least knew about the infection
its possible
And like how has it possibly affect them, did like some of the people get infected or did they send researchers to go investigate it (and probably die)
Probably not, Pharloom is very far right ?
Oh lord 💀
Also Rad would have no reason to attack anything else than Hallownest, the only one to think Rad would do it is WL, and we've seen how Reliable she was...
farewell 
That’s fair
Wellfare 
also hi everyone, how we’re doing
good
I’m doing pretty good I am less fancy then like 30 minutes ago but still good, how are you?
hru?
glad to hear that. sorry you werent feeling great berfore
thanks
Goodbye everyone
Silksong will have Kings.
Bottom text.
(ShroomPog)
that's a shroompog moment
Bottomest text

Ayo wassup everybody
that is true also it says hornet will fight a king
felled by Sharpe, last of all Kings
Bottomless text
reeves I know you’re here… 
@uncut citrus




i literally
-ed just before you pinged me and toot-ed me you small brain
smol*
cursed
I can't find a poster and my brain is starting to malfunction
Shermage
shersausage
Sausherma
actually good idea, it doesnt really have a name but for like "sherma speen"
Tiling will be weird


Good evening

she looks like she found out that waffles are just grid pancakes
(Joke)
congrats on beating chapter 9

yeah you beat my first time
she realized there are no SS news today
youre so fast wtf
I mean, it's only been 1 week that I purchased the game 
And I've been trying to beat Ch. 9 since 2 days ago 
Wow
just 1000 deaths less than me 
Well, I'll check C-Sides later
But hey nice work 
Those seems like a nice challenge considering that they're not as hard as Ch. 9 
I got no deaths 
"they're aren't"
I haven’t even bought Celeste yet
mango has 0 deaths in celeste 
Anyways, Ch. 9 final room wasn't that bad tbh
I died more in like, the 9th room of 7B than in Ch. 9's final room
I’m doing z sides now
Guess I'm great at persevering!
it’s not hard, is just loooong
you should play it
Yeah, yeah
Determination.
I want to
good ass platformer
But you can get through pretty consistently
Anyways, let me actually check how many deaths I have in total
Less than me:
now get the infamous berry.
||Moon Berry||
||Moon Berry|| is better than FWG
uh goldens are fun but not talking about them
"Goldens are fun"
i wouldn’t say that berry is infamous
well its the hardest non golden berry

pro...
It's cool, trust me, go get the ||Moon Berry||
the coolest too
It's literally my first playthrough of that 
NERF PALE KNIGHT NOW
But, uh, yeah, ig I beat Celeste, huh 
yeah a lot of ppl finish the entire game first time with 10k deaths at least
||MOON BERRY AND C-SIDES||
Wtf is a ||moon berry||
You only beat celeste when you do your first deathless speedrun all berries
I won't get all the berries, I want cool and new things to explore, like C-Sides
||You see at the end of the Farewell's last room, when you're punching the electric stuff, go to the left plateform||
i hate non-completionists..
Wait I'll show you a picture
Oh
But that's it?
I hadn't played Celeste for a year or more by the time Farewell dropped, derusting with that was quite hellish
theres a long path to its screen
That's all the Moon Berry is? 
No there's a secret ton of Parkour
And?
And THEN there's the ||Moon Berry||
theres the annoying path and then theres one or the most fun screens in the game imo
and THEN theres the ||moon berry||
I NEED to see if you can beat my second playthrough with your first Playthrough.
And I did ||Moon Berry|| and ||C-sides||
getting all NORMAL berries gives you a tastier pie, isnt that enough
This aged so well 
moon berry grants you a secret ending with a radiation pie
Well, how many deaths do you have in total on your second playthrough?
||I mean how much did you struggle with WaveDashing||
i ask for forgiveness Celeste god Pale Knight
Not that much tbh
It was pretty easy to understand and also fairly easy to master, which I did
you should be burned
It seems that every new person that plays Celeste here, the better they at making me think i suck at Celeste
Wdym? ||Wavedashing|| is like, the easiest mechanic to understand
I have barely less than you (4366), and I had 10088 in my 1st playthrough (3165 were from chap9)
You know Perukas?
would be cool to see you master the expert mrchanics tho 
Expert mechanics?
celeste has a lot of variety in its moveset, its pretty insane
Do you mean ||wall-bounce||? 
baby level
That's true, but wavedashing was still easy to understand
Tbh, understanding Wavedashing was easier than understanding Wall-Bounce
Nono don't, PK will beat the wr-
No, he means backwards tridash jumpscare spiked ultra+
And it is more consistent as well
This seems like a FNAF mod
I got more deaths than you! Meaning you can't say you suck without implying I suck even more! and you wouldn't say such things about me wouldn't you?
They actually meant Hyperdashing and stuff like Stamina glitch
What's Hyperdashing all about?
Is it like, Wavedashing but with extra steps?
Also, stamina glitch wtf, why would I even use that?
basically
Unfortunately, yes, the birch forest update was cancelled for Minecraft 1.19
It's actually considered a legit game mechanic, like spikejumps
you can for example climb walls without grabbing them or having stamina, you can do some ultra dashes which will zoom madeline at the speed of light
of course not 
Oh, those, they're kinda useless to me tbh
the first thing is actually required for a secret thing in the game tbh 
Then you can't say you suck at Celeste, hun!
What
It's not as if it is interesting enough to grab my interest on it
Sad
What are you talking about-
I've thought before about strategies for manipulating people away from self-deprecation
I think this works quite well
Say what's the secret 
1st Chapter dashless
we are all amazing at Celeste, unless that Pale Knight guy, he sucks
Is that like, an achievement?
||It unlocks a secret "winged Golden Berry" (you don't need to do it in one go tho)||
Oh, then forget it, I won't do Golden Berries
Nono it's not like a golden berry
It doesn't sound fun at all
winged golden berry 
you can die with this one, just not dash the entire level
and yeah its really stressful dont bother
If you get hit it's like normal, just you must not dash
Okay, but what's even the point of doing it if it's not fun? 
Who's the skill issue now, you can't do that can you
(I can't either, but-)
Maybe I could, but again, it doesn't seem fun
its fun for me but painful, like p5
and also i have completionist blood
doesnt mean its not hard
That's true
and bad
p5 gets boring after you've played the game too much
(I have half-completionist blood, I just get all the achievements and a few secrets, but I won't go for ||the secret ending when you have all 202 berries||)
Anyways, now, my next steps are C-Sides and after that, that's it
to C-sides we go !
||its just a pretty symbol on your save||
i have 12k death on my main save, I thought there was more
||...and the ending-||
and also you get added to a list of people who did farewell golden, its THAT hard
its the same level as p5 hitless if not worse
Farewell Golden seems interesting, though, it doesn't seem fun at all
Same thing with P5 Hitless
||Where Madeline makes a cake instead of a pie, and theo commits to oof the teeth on the gold|| What did you not knew about the ending somehow Caiozo !??
For me, 9 golden looks harder than p5 hitless
Probably
i wanna complete stuff cuz its fun and accomplishing, tho sometimes i give up cuz it starts getting fustrating and not fun
p5 hitless also has a fan list of ppl who did it with proof
i just need the motivation
i am your motivation
i say as im playing rain world and dying nearly as much as i would be playing celeste
Well, I beat Ch. 9 after with 2402 Deaths, if that's not motivation, idk what it is!
tasty trash shishkabab
i am giving nettle a smooch 👩❤️💋👩
That can only mean that you are ridiculously good at Celeste
Mhm
Oh also
Reeves new pfp 
Dying in Celeste is so quick! Dying in Rain World is slooow
we cant really see it but its me in a dress, that Nettle drew 
im dying a shit ton cuz of all the blue gloopy things
Cutie! 

the place is horrifying and gravity's odd
i wanted to draw reev in a dress and for some reason he liked it enough to make it his new pfp
it was a bad idea opening Celeste again, now i kinda wanna play it
Oh you are there
yea 
Now that is a section of the game I avoid doing
i thought i was free from the goop, but it seems i walk directly into the place they birth from
My favorite Celeste level: Ch. 7 (9 is great, but idk)
My least favorite Celeste level: 5B (It has the best music from the game btw)
How to discuss a game not out yet
Simple: You don't
we dont 
wow some newbie also named reevers
May I see Reev in a dress? (Future contextless readers, I mean Reevers pfp!!!!!)
5B is great tho
here you go
fav Celeste level: probably the waterfall one
id argue its one of the best B's
Yeah, but it was kinda annoying for some reason
5B music

Ah
Ok so draw that, but sherma smirk, (hello everyone, hope your day is good)
the best level in celeste is 8C, I know that’s not a hot take at all
i did it really fast compared to the others
||CAI NO||
i was on a tiny roll in 5B, then i got to the "uhh... this is clearly impossible" room and was like "
"
i was exhausted
im still doing farewell 
(imo it's one of the easiest rooms of 5B and I actually was like "bro what" to Theo)

(Either way now that I said my one liner goodbye all)
you let theo shit-talk you huh
Dammit, am I the only person that did Farewell in two days here?
no i was tired
The first one is a jumpscare
Amina wins once again
i did it in 3 but i played the whole days
Sorry we are not as good as you ok!!!?
mine looks like a shitty cartoon character wearing sherma's hat
I mean like its good but
still a jumpscare
Oh right, i should finish it too
Really? Besides 7B, it was the one that took me the most deaths
oh yeah i was playing and then i got mad and my dad and ragequit
i dont remember but i think its my least b side deaht-
The final section of 5B with Theo was so 
Bro I don't understand it took me 10 hours to beat Farewell- (ok I may have lost a few rooms due to quitting two rooms before a save, but that doesn't account for 10 HOURS)
oh dear, who could that be (we're in an aggie)
true it was so annoying
Different levels are harder for different people 
I struggled a lot on 6B but found 5B fine
Tbf, I beat Farewell in like, 8 hours
Actually, let me check in how many hours I did that later
greetings chat
hello
Oh yeah, 6B exists
That's the most forgettable one tbh 
idk what makes 6b still be so hard for me, its not the feathers
i cant do that, thats Pip-
doin the 
who can it be knocking at my door
Well, I'm gonna try to see how far I can go Dashless in 1A
Reevers with the pizzas
i want to join 
I wish
nice new pfp
we have airport security, only ones in our friend group are allowed
Thank you, but you should say that to Net, she made it
Thank you Net for cute Reev
📝

Hello how is everyone?

Okay, so, I beat Farewell in 7 Hours, 46 Minutes and 31.775 Seconds
new pfp
From the start of the game though

In total, 20:50:10.477
I am good
GUYS I DID MY FIRST SPIKEJUMP (I've always thought it was some sort of super-advanced tech, but it's not that hard
)
I consider getting a pfp, but then I’m like, my current one is good enough
I think I should go back
That's kinda good considering that I got less deaths than everyone else 
Also, yeah, I'm decent but not fast
you are bad at the game i meant
good luck with the rest..... 
Shades been thrown, and not the cool type
gun 

Time for a change, call it a reaction
I did the second spike-jump, but I think I'll need to do Stamina Glitch soon, and the timing is like a few frames iirc---
New look!
the second emote took some time to load, so it looked like Lace had draw the gun
Anyways, speaking of which, I should make new Earthbound enemies today
I'm at Crossing (1/3 of the level done)... the worst is yet to come...
Reeves will definitively be a boss, though, what about the rest?
make me as a boss
Marx copycats can't be bosses
what stamina glitch?
draw my old pfp
The fire one?
yes
I would say, make me, but like, no
Sure ig
You know, Jumping but looking away for a few frames so the game thinks it's a wall jump and doesn't make you lose ~1/5 of your stamina
Actually, I'll make Cookie, mango and Tonio the enemies 
🖐️
I will ruin every single one of you in order to be an Earthbound enemy
Extra
what have you seen
Where's my Earthbound enemy 
i mean, id not call it a glitch if its intentionally there 
||neutral climb 🤓 ||
I'm going to make it eventually
But like my only pfp, is, this, what will it be based off
Better to show than to tell. Go and stand in front of the mirror and you'll see it too!

rhis one is better
Well, with that situation, I'll go wild with your design

For example, Cai has multiple pfps and I made him Grinch
Well, okay then

i love caiozo grinch
i hate christmas...
I have like, 2 new pfp ideas so like pick one with reactions
:Dementio from super paper mario
:Jevil from deltarune
: keep this one
The bees that produced you must have lived close to coca plants, for you to make this
I'll make them all into one, don't worry
Oh god
Marx
No
: random new one of audience choice
I am going to
commit celeste
YOOO
damn, now i wanna celeste
Yooo epic Reeves pfp

yea idk why he likes my drawing so much
Good luck, sweet!
wow who better called saul
Where is the unsee juice
Reevers just has good taste
called sauluomorg for fake silksong edits
Yes Nettle, time to continue your journey in Celeste 
Okay I’m staying with this pfp then
Hi, my name is The Pale King. Did you know that you have higher thought? The eternal kingdom of Hallownest says you do.
Okay, then I'll put some random character to your design as well
you lied to me asshole
And that being, of course, an Earthbound character
where it at
If you can type that you have higher thought
It's here!
higher than average lurker at least
real?!?!
Real.
Lean
bean
Tonio has successfully inflicted cringe damage to himself
thorns II
ss-disc is where it's at
Tonio, choose one of these to add into your Earthbound design
this again...
not this again goddammit
the earthbound arc of #sk-discussion continues
Do I have to?
now conjoined with the angry birds minecraft arc
Of course
You will have to
conjoined?
Yellow cause I always thought he was on crack
cojoined perhaps
i dont think cojoined is a word
It is now
conjoined?
Okay, how do I mix a Bird, with a Jester and a Kirby boss
which kirby boss
An eye
ah
cyclope birb jester
Ahh thats the one I have nightmares from when young
ya gotta give the big floating eye a jester hat but the points on the jester hat are like, the beaks of the dumb yellow bird
Yoo, making it a bird, an eye, a jester and a squirrel!


You really are enjoying this aren’t you
I can't say that I'm not 
But, you know, that's how you make Earthbound enemies
You pick a random idea and then make it the absolute worst
Well ping me when you finished
I will make sure of that

GUYS I'M AT THE 2/3 OF DASHLESS 1A !!
hi
i already did the "clearly impossible" 5B part 
Nettle, go play Celeste 
Nettle is already on celeste-
Oh, you already ARE playing Celeste, good!
its been 5 minutes
Theo's part is so annoying, I'm glad that I did it, I will never deal with that again- C-Sides 
just gotta do this stupid... rhythm part
celeste 😳 😳
aka pain simulator
It is painful yeah, but it's more fun to play than Super Meat Boy
I don't know how to neutral jump...
You just click the button
Caiozo help
you're the one who knows right ?
(oh wait actually I think google will know better than you-)
you have to jump then go against the wall then jump and so it goes without pressing both at the same time
without grabbing of course

i angrily threw theo at the heart and he stole it 
squishyline...
I wonder how many deaths Nettle have in 5B
818 
fair number
Mhm
Nettle seems very angry
Also, Cai, I've heard that you could destroy the barrier in ||Ch. 9|| with Wavedashes 
nah im not that angy 
I managed to neutral jump...
I'm supposed to be able to do it consistently..
Yep, you can go faster than it falls to skip it
i have 5889 deaths total
Oh, just like that Ch. 3 skip
i have 3 more b-sides to complete and like 6 blue hearts to steal
The blue hearts aren't hard to reach, they just take time
steal from who? 
I've gotten the hang of it now (yes it's also not that hard, just like spikejumps)
If you're looking for the blue hearts, just watch a video, it's better than just searching for it anyways
like 30 seconds into 6B and im kinda worried
I hope you like golden feathers
6B is the hardest before 7B, good luck
7B isn't that hard tho-
Cookie, 7B is literally the level that I have the most deaths on (excluiding Ch. 9)
so much kevin to bonk 
Kevin 
When you accidentally do a spikejump while not trying to, on your way to an actual spikejump that you always fail at:
is this server dead yet?
never.
No
feathers turn so slowly
Feathers are weird indeed
..It happened again...
It’s undead
this is like geometry dash but just as bad
...
... guess what...
Tonio, your pfp was closer before right?
Immaculate skill
driving feathers is like driving a big ass cargo truck at full speed
Are you all ready for no news on june 10th
Well I mean the first one has less spikes, so that's why I can spikejump it without even trying to (still what how the-)
no
Yea
i forget about the big events
Great attitude everyone
i never cared about them beforehand and i care no more for them
No yes and 💀
Well I'm just gonna count the number of times it happends and edit this message everytime it happends again
Current number of accidental spikejumps: 4
...and of course I finish the room just after writing that...
Cookie is in a good luck moment right there 
im so proud of cookie...
Yeah
i dont like feathers 
Look at you seeing through my tricks

what's happening on June 10th
I see through you like a window
It’s a Saturday
wait
i thought it will be a Friday
im eating pizza
Who doesn't? 
Pizza 
i love feather

YOO
YOOOOOOO
pogchamp
||SHUT UP MADELINE, CAN'T SAY YOU'RE EXAUSTED||
cookie im so proud.............. 
ive been on this level for hours 
....
Clueless Î
The last time i checked you were already there-
yeah
wdym i reached there
i think?
gm ss discussion
rat 😳
now i have to time these kevins?
both rat enjoyer join at the same time
i had to check reeves profile to see if that wsd actually him
ah yes the screen popular for being really hard
Less than 200 death (I have no idea if it's "good" or "meh", so I'm not writing in full caps, but it seems pretty good considering how difficult it was (Me when neutral jumping: **AGRESSIVE CLICKING**))
yeah i was about to mention check out this cool pfp 
cai why are the kevins moving 
IDK theyre assholes 
I was writing that before you posted your message
it is a cool pfp
id say a hot pfp 😳
id say the person who drew it is hot 
(Nooo I has this close to the sub-one hour)
its not that good 
ss discussion dont flirt for 10 seconds challenge (impossible)
mods when ss-discussion's flirting 
hi
Ur hot
Damn I almost lasted 10 seconds
this channel just dies 
Oh, that one is wild
One of the easiest parts from this level 
its 20f cooler than it has been for a while
farewell easiest level in gaming history
pog
oh god i forgot how to play celeste 
:)
an entire rat
I just did a ||Wavedash, then a Wall-Bounce and... I forgot the rest||
why does it loses a piece of foot and then collect it back
you need to press the buttons

jfjcjfbckdnjdw+f+d9wjfi2js8xn
jump hump?
jump jump
indeed
thats not sherma, its a little different see
its still sherma
No its me 
me
i gave reev an orange sticker on his hat, and put 2 flowers between the ring thingy on the hat
Hey Nettle, how's Celeste going? 
i got bored, wanna play rain world instead
Prepare to die edition
i'll play some more later maybe
I want the dlc I want to play as fat slug cat I want to be happy again
i wanna play as the explosive one, that one speaks to me
I want a sale to play as a slug cat
that ones cool too but seems hard
i wanna play as the hunter just so i can eat the carcasses of those i leave in my wake
ass scar?
|| https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/383646210134769667/433748490787618851/2018-04-11_18-00-42.mp4 || (minor spoiler of an area)
Spoilers 
Hi everyone
What are you doing?
hello
Hi
im sitting here at the mall
What are you going to buy?or Is it just for the sake of going to the mall?
just going out once in a while
I see
There was a thunderstorm in my area a bit so half the stores lost power lul
Im doing allright,just got 90% in steelsoul
Its crazy to think the whole game took me 90 hours and now i got to 90% in like 10 hours
Oof
Is it common or did you had bad luck?
weather here is kinda random
I live in canada
it snowed one random day in middle of april then it was normal the rest of the day
I am currently looking for "Celeste advanced techs" on Youtube cause 1A Dashless boosted my self-esteem so much that if I keep it all inside me it could create a mass so dense it would cause a singularity.
(also I want to finally understand those NyooooOOOoooom I see in speedruns)
I would have not guessed
I thought it would be consistently cold cuz stereotypes
we got all 4 seasons, unless you go further north ofc
I dont understand celeste but nice
future speed runner
(nah I do not posess the power of being consistent, I try a room 1997 times until I sudenly do it easy, that's why I don't do Goldens (exept 1A's and 2A's cause they're so short))
That's exactly the thing you'll want to avoid when doing Goldens
just practice the end 👍
I honestly recommend doing some 5B runs
its a hard, fun and consistent level
I think I'm just gonna try to do the cooler movement things, like Extended Hypers
i forgot what an extended hyper is
Basically a Hyper (8C's main thing) but you keep your dash
its just a hyper but you delay jump a bit
idek what a hyper
oh i do it everytime i do a hyper
oh my fucking god not this area
im in it rn its torture
its gross, filthy gravity wont work with me they're omnipotent
i miss the fresh air 
I'll avoid that area this playthrough
Any news or 🤡 ?
cry
Nettle do you have the any news?
Oh you'll get to the place you need to go, it's just not the only path
🤷
i heard the threat theme in a place called ||garbage wastes|| and i wanna go there instead of here 
You haven't gone there!!?
ehst
of ricks
You are up

I wonder how pale knights cursed project is going?
THE SHINING CITADEL????
If you really want to I think you could find another path
im dragging you with me
Well apparently there isn't any tech I do not know in Celeste, so guess I'll just re-watch the wr and see if I can notice which techs are being used.

will i be able to pass through the wastes 
40% chance there is still
you know something's gone wrong in your adventure when the rain world guy's shocked
I'll tell you this, you are in the right area to continue the main story, but there's another path within this area to get to the same spot, the place where you need to go. The wastes are an early game area you missed. You can always find your way back to it.
I went to the wiki on "Moves" and I kinda knew all of them, I believe the only tech I didn't personally do is an Ultra because it's so situational and only rewarding to pull of if you're trying to speedrun and can consistently do it
when i get outta this hellhole back to early game parts im taking a vacation to the outskirts to eat therapy bats and kill therapy zonkers
i'm so scarred
I don't like UD
I loooove u d
But I love FP as a region as a whole
I loooove u
thanks wigs
I'm gonna consider myself addressed 
another reason i want to go to the outskirts
i've seen and heard about this one species of zonkerdoodle which is unfathomably dangerous
Oh yeah
says i have to kill the same species alot or something and it will spawn
zonkerdoodle?
i want to meet it, and i wanna try to kill it
You are gonna have to farm a lot for that though
its ok its fun to kill zonkerdoodles(lizards)
polterghast
Zonkerdoodle murder
i've killed all the species required for an achievement, and a few others i've met
apparently some of em swim and breathe water
maybe i shoudnt even try to understand so i go as blind as possible
in 492 years when i can play 
||axollotle|| do swim in water
i call em swimmy zonkerdoodles
i like going into arena and making a bunch of leeches drown lizareds 
my favorite zonkerdoodles are the banana zonkerdoodles
i heard those spawn naturally as him

what psychopath thought of and implemented that thing
yes they do, maybe as scav very rarely or under some circumstance
also ||king vultures|| as scav if you keep killing vultures
whats scav, arent they the smart deer fucks
oh i meant the white slugcat whatever its called
survivor i think idk
scavengers are those guys with spears
Nvm i was thinking of another room with a similar celling, here i am...
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Good night
reevers pfp change impossible
one got stuck so i stabbed it in the face a bunch 
white haired madeline 
dashing because i need to press the dash button to take a screen
i impaled one into a wall as a pack of metal birds rolled in and watched in horror as he got mauled
anyways, here i go-
||(i hope i wont take 4h on this)||
good luck!
wtf
metal birds are among the scariest things in this game, alongside ||big evil centipedes with tasers|| and ||tentacle gloops||
why did i not spoil the last one that one's the best suprise
Cluelessn't (since we talked about how this room was annoying already) Î
indie games should sponder hollowcord, every time theres people talking about cool indie games here i want to play it
celeste purshases went up 10% since we started talking about it here
source:
source: myself
very trust-worthy source

||Lmao I just seen thanos stabbed with his own sword in multiverse of madness
Bros lying on the floor dead||
Spoilers for Multivwrse of Madness 💀
oh no, marvel movie spoiler 

Mcu doing bro dirty fr
Man Celeste Speedruns stops having Godly Resonnance once you know all the tricks-
Like if you watch one after only doing 1-7A (what they're speedrunning) you think they're Higher Beings that comes from another world-
idk i watch the spring collab grandmaster heartside and i still get intimidated tremendously
Now it's just like "wow they have good muscle memory-"
They take cassette 5.
Understandable, 5B takes about 2 minutes with the respawn glitch
They take cassette 6.
u-understandable, B-sides are generally sh-shorter...
theres also bigger centipedes in hunter mode
overhyped imo opinion 
of course of course 
smh my head wait till you're at ||Moon Berry|| room
youre terrible at this game
