sk-discussion

[formal karma]

Doe didn't tell a joke either

[warm bone]

why

[steady sage]

why did the chicken cross the road?

[distant crown]

Yo guys what’s a good poem topic for an adventure story

[hazy summit]

idk

[obsidian juniper]

Np
Just expect it to appear after a lot of time because
A-its an school essay that Will take many months
B-i have a full page written,i did that in like two hour span,and i havent even started mentioning Portugal yet

[steady sage]

to get to the other side.

this is the oldest joke i can think of

[hazy summit]

So we can see how good your humour is
/j

[hazy summit]

Amusing

[true vine]

I agree

[digital glen]

well, good luck

[high hedge]

Growth

[true vine]

you should see my friend though, he's basically a genius but he laughed at that video for like 20 seconds straight

[hazy summit]

my humor is good
Silksongn't

now laugh

[distant crown]

The chicken crossed the road because it’s conscious demanded it

[formal karma]

Genius doesn't mean good sense of humor

[distant crown]

Conquest!

[steady sage]

here's another one: why do spiders love computers?

[warm bone]

I have the best humor, watch this
SILKNEVER
ME WHEN BEANS
HORNET IS VOID
see

[high hedge]

Because they love the web

[formal karma]

Oof

[hazy summit]

Phylosophy-discussion

[steady sage]

boy

[high hedge]

Quoi?

[hazy summit]

A hood classic

[formal karma]

I have the best sense of humor: indie directs means silksong

[high hedge]

Joke sniped

[distant crown]

This is the true answer to this question

[obsidian juniper]

Why Is beans a thing?

[hazy summit]

f

[warm bone]

because people have stockholmed themselves into thinking it's funny

[hazy summit]

I put DA BEANS

[steady sage]

ok, here's the dumbest joke i found: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. It's also their biggest import.

[formal karma]

That's alright....

[hazy summit]

Thats clever

[distant crown]

Beans are a good source of protein and vitamin b (I believe so)

[hazy summit]

But why Australia

[obsidian juniper]

Is there a mild laught emote?its fun but not fun

[hazy summit]

This

[distant crown]

We’ll chat I’ll be gone for 5 minutes sooooo

[steady sage]

because boomerangs

[hazy summit]

I'LL MISS U, MANGO

[distant crown]

https://tenor.com/view/hunter-toh-the-owl-house-golden-guard-bye-chat-gif-22671107

[obsidian juniper]

Ok ill change the subject as much as humanly possible

[uncut citrus]

I will miss you as well,
Mango.

[hazy summit]

Preety sure boomerangs work in every country

ok I probably didn't really understand the joke

[high hedge]

Boomerangs are from Australia

[hazy summit]

Ahhhhh

[formal karma]

So they would export then

[hazy summit]

So it makes sense
I didn't know that

[high hedge]

I blame the lack of Crocodile Dundey

[kind dove]

if you try to throw a boomerang outside australia it will never come back

[indigo nymph]

Pretty sure boomerang came from atla not Australia 😬

[hazy summit]

Fun fact, you cannot get boomerangs because they go back to Australia

[high hedge]

That’s because they head home

[steady sage]

alright, one last stupid joke: i was playing a video game where you fight snack food, and i found a hard boss there. the only way i could beat it is to cheez-it.

[formal karma]

Worse I would say

[distant crown]

I’m back I lied I wasn’t gone for five minutes this summoned me

[distant crown]

https://tenor.com/view/schlatt-jschlatt-gun-shoot-king-gif-19053846

[steady sage]

yup, i expected as much

these jokes are terrible

[coarse leaf]

HI CHAT

[steady sage]

hi evan!

[coarse leaf]

why schlatt gun royal wearing??

[distant crown]

.because yes

[formal karma]

Here's a good joke- a multi-player game that's balanced

[digital glen]

pay to win skin

[cunning geode]

Wii Tanks

[formal karma]

.......

[hazy summit]

What's the worst enemy of Will Smith?
(apart from Chris Rock)

Won't Smith

Ok that's terrible

[formal karma]

I thought it would have just been... will smith

[cerulean sable]

obligatory Disco Elysium is on sale

[hazy summit]

it's obligatory to buy it, with a bargain like that

ha, get it? Because its called "....

Cries in the corner*

[formal karma]

The question is.... will I do anything about it....

[simple yew]

but I don't like reading

[hazy summit]

Will Will Smith Smith Will Smith?

[simple yew]

• will smith slapping people joke here *

[hazy summit]

what do u mean by reading? lol

[simple yew]

the first review was "it's slow paced and you have to read a fuck ton"

[hazy summit]

Will the Smith Will Smith Smith a Will Smith smithing A Will Smith Smithing a Rock with the shape of Chris Rock being slapped by the Smith Will Smith?

[steady sage]

Will Smith smith a will or will Smith will a smith?

||why did i write this?||

[hazy summit]

Made this like one year ago

[distant crown]

Hi everyone

[steady sage]

hi mango!

[hazy summit]

Update:
I haven't been in r/memes since a long time ago
Thank god

[steady sage]

what happened there?

[hazy summit]

Oh nothing
Just Reddit being reddit

[steady sage]

of course

[silver oak]

I return your late ping with a late ping

[coarse leaf]

hi chatttt

[silver oak]

How you doing man

[steady sage]

hi evan!

[hazy summit]

I swear racist memes began to normalize
It was so fucking cringe

[silver oak]

How's college

[hazy summit]

Average reddit user:

[steady sage]

i f***ing hate the internet

[coarse leaf]

hi randoy

[radiant wraith]

[warm bone]

gets insulted once
dies

[cerulean sable]

which is why volition is the best skill

increases your morale by 1 for every point, and its the skill that tells you "wtf are you doing? youre a fucking cop, act like a professional dumbass"

[coarse leaf]

What is disco elysium

[cerulean sable]

RPG game thats an actual RPG that isnt just "here are some stat bonuses you can increase and the combat is like a souls game"

[warm bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/828458608773562418/970937328887545896/unknown.png

[radiant wraith]

I come contaminated from #hk-meme

[radiant wraith]

Oh but I made the funniest meme ever

[hollow sundial]

i never played disco elysium and this is still accurate

[indigo nymph]

Guys, I have a question. Do people actually eat lines and lemons as a snack or am I weird

[warm bone]

nobody does that

[coarse leaf]

guysi have a bad idea

[digital glen]

you made go to hk-meme to find your meme, and I’ll not forgive that easily

[radiant wraith]

you are weird I think

[coarse leaf]

I love eating lemons

mad libs

ima ask yall for some words ok??

[warm bone]

that would be like eating salt as a snack, it's good with things but not on it's own

[indigo nymph]

[radiant wraith]

Was it worth it?

[coarse leaf]

anyone wanna actually do this cuz i have it set upp

[radiant wraith]

Words?

[digital glen]

do I really have to answer that

[radiant wraith]

Like, any words?

[digital glen]

obviously

[coarse leaf]

i mean ill give you specific word types like "gimme a verb/noun/adjective/whateverthehellineed ok

ok so someone give me a verb

[silver oak]

for proper nouns just use people in chat

[hollow sundial]

no you are not weird
you are clinically insane

[digital glen]

I don’t know math

[coarse leaf]

please

[radiant wraith]

understand

[hollow sundial]

piss

[radiant wraith]

Sorry sorry

[coarse leaf]

no its fine there were 2 verb slots

ok i need another verb but ending in ing

[radiant wraith]

singing

[coarse leaf]

ok yall i need 5 plural nouns

[digital glen]

[radiant wraith]

Cherries

[silver oak]

Teams

[hollow sundial]

ripping (up my tax papers)

[indigo nymph]

but I swear it's good

[coarse leaf]

3 more plural nouns

[radiant wraith]

Speedrunners

Bees

[coarse leaf]

one more

[radiant wraith]

Seeds

[coarse leaf]

now, 5 adjectives pls

[radiant wraith]

Sweet!

[coarse leaf]

can i use the exclaimation mark or no

[radiant wraith]

(I'm trying not to do this all on my own)

[radiant wraith]

You can but you probably shouldn't

[hollow sundial]

dilligent overwhelming terrifying beautiful powerful grey prince zote

[silver oak]

epic

[coarse leaf]

ok now i need um

relative (plural)

wtf does that mean

[silver oak]

pweases 🥺

[hollow sundial]

relatives

[coarse leaf]

...ok now i just need a number

[silver oak]

1

[coarse leaf]

13

[hollow sundial]

69

[coarse leaf]

alright well its done. wanna hear it?

[silver oak]

no

[radiant wraith]

Yes honey!

[coarse leaf]

ill post it one line by one :))))

Come Understand at WALMART, where you`ll receive Sweet discounts on all of your favorite brand name Cherries.

[bitter shard]

silksong when

[coarse leaf]

Our Diligent and Singing associates are there to Piss you 1 hours a day.

[true vine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/664654989557497856/953058500223860796/render_2022-03-14_22.34.13.gif

[coarse leaf]

Here you will find Overwhelming prices on the Teams you need.

Speedrunners for the moms, Bees for the kids and all the latest electronics for the Pweases.

So come on down to your Grey Epic WALMART where the Seeds come first.

OK GUYS LETS DO ANOTHER

[hollow sundial]

maybe i should judge my decisions before

[coarse leaf]

first off lets get some ADJECTIVES

[hollow sundial]

sweaty

[coarse leaf]

5 more

[radiant wraith]

fleeting

[true vine]

insane

[hollow sundial]

fool

[true vine]

*foolish

[hollow sundial]

asymmetrical

[true vine]

stupid

[indigo nymph]

Sus

[true vine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/586931790208434203/971175696909107230/image0-3-1.gif

[coarse leaf]

ok 2 celebrities

[true vine]

matthew griffin

[indigo nymph]

Evanporie

[hollow sundial]

John Piss, founder of piss inc

[coarse leaf]

i need an animal, just 1

[indigo nymph]

Quokka

[hollow sundial]

Elephant

[obsidian juniper]

Capybara

[indigo nymph]

Duck

[coarse leaf]

person in room (male)

[radiant wraith]

Graig

[hollow sundial]

rooman

[coarse leaf]

4 nouns

[radiant wraith]

meme

[hollow sundial]

shield

[radiant wraith]

love

[hollow sundial]

EA sports its in the game

[radiant wraith]

pear

[coarse leaf]

1 more noun

[hollow sundial]

death

[coarse leaf]

ok 2 adverbs

[hollow sundial]

nervously

foolishly

[fringe pulsar]

Brick

[hollow sundial]

brick isnt an advert

[coarse leaf]

Verb (1)

[fringe pulsar]

But is a brick

[hollow sundial]

snail

[obsidian juniper]

Punch

[coarse leaf]

part of body (i need 2)

[hollow sundial]

[obsidian juniper]

Leg

[radiant wraith]

appendix

[coarse leaf]

ok so the theme was dream man

[radiant wraith]

That's what the point of the mask is

[coarse leaf]

My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very Sweaty and Sus. He should have a physique like Matthew Griffin, a profile like John Piss, and the intelligence of a/an Capybara. He must be polite and must always remember to Punch my Shield, to tip his Meme and to take my Leg when crossing the street. He should move Foolishly, have a/an Insane voice, and should always dress Nervously. I would also like him to be a/an Foolish dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper Asymmetrical nothings into my Appendix and hold my Stupid Love. I know a/an Pear is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is Graig

[hollow sundial]

a profile like John Piss

[fringe pulsar]

What is an artist if not a god

[coarse leaf]

person in room (someone in this chat)

[silver oak]

mwaaah

[hollow sundial]

actually sheos dn dialogue is what is a god if not an artist not what is an artist if not a god

[obsidian juniper]

Unique

[hollow sundial]

stinky balls

[coarse leaf]

adjective

[silver oak]

sad

[coarse leaf]

verb

[fringe pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-sad-sad-troll-face-sad-troll-face-gif-20492888

[silver oak]

to be sad

[coarse leaf]

...no, pick a dif one

[hollow sundial]

leviathan: to make yourself an eldritch horror in front of a crowd

like not metaphorically

[coarse leaf]

ok DIFFERENT VERBS PPL

[hollow sundial]

you just go big and scary

[radiant wraith]

replace

[hollow sundial]

fuck i accidentally handed out verbs

[obsidian juniper]

Growing

[coarse leaf]

noun

[radiant wraith]

sand

[coarse leaf]

pronoun (plural)

[hollow sundial]

mug root beer

[hollow sundial]

morbius

[radiant wraith]

us

[coarse leaf]

adverb

[hollow sundial]

i just realized you meant pronoun

[hollow sundial]

morbiusly

[obsidian juniper]

Suspiciusly

[coarse leaf]

number

body part

[hollow sundial]

[obsidian juniper]

Nipples

[hollow sundial]

trying to keep it together but the temptation-

[coarse leaf]

number...

[hollow sundial]

2210

[obsidian juniper]

8

[coarse leaf]

OMG THIS IS PERFECT

the theme is love letter....

Dear Unique,

[kind dove]

oh god

[coarse leaf]

You are extremly Sad and I Growing you!

[hollow sundial]

do they kiss at a Morbius screening drinking Mug Root Beer suspicusly

[coarse leaf]

is this rule-friendly

[silver oak]

I'd delete that

[distant crown]

You better delete that

[hollow sundial]

time to get my hubris

[coarse leaf]

You make my Sand burn with desire.

[hollow sundial]

as the karmic result of trying to shitpost

[coarse leaf]

When I first saw you, I Morbiusly stared at you and fell in love.

[distant crown]

hi everyone

[obsidian juniper]

Imagine unique coming to this

[coarse leaf]

Will you Replace out with me? Don`t let your parents discourage you, Us are just jealous.

Yours forever, Stinky Balls

[hollow sundial]

yep this is my purgatory

[obsidian juniper]

I mean coming to chat

[coarse leaf]

ok i have a horrible idea

@hollow sundial the next madlib will... only be filled out by you

[hollow sundial]

OK OK OK hubris hubris

[coarse leaf]

3 verbs.

[hollow sundial]

dispense explode mugrootbeer

[coarse leaf]

also go a crazy as you want

[hollow sundial]

whats the next

[coarse leaf]

3 nouns

[hollow sundial]

portfolio urine acquisition

now its adverbs right

[coarse leaf]

2 adjective

[hollow sundial]

morbin' snaily

[coarse leaf]

government position

[hollow sundial]

Secretary of Protegent

[coarse leaf]

holiday

[hollow sundial]

International Cult Sacrifice Day

[cerulean sable]

you know those games where they go crazy with company collabs

yeah Silksong X Mug should be a thing

[coarse leaf]

occupation (plural)

[coarse leaf]

oh GOD

sounds good tho tbh

[hollow sundial]

Members of Department of Protegent (MDPs)

[coarse leaf]

and finally

type of crime

[hollow sundial]

tax paying

[coarse leaf]

tax paying???

uhm no like an actual crime pls

[obsidian juniper]

Oh no he Is american

[coarse leaf]

just realized i accidentally missed the "e" in urine

[silver oak]

Silksong X Metaverse

[coarse leaf]

hey unique if u scroll up there is a madlib love letter to you

[hollow sundial]

pasta theft

[fiery coral]

great message to read first thing in the morning

...what

[silver oak]

saving this one for my out of context list

joining this one from today

[quartz cave]

Stolen

[coarse leaf]

you have an out of context list? honored.

[obsidian juniper]

Hi unique
How are you doing?

[coarse leaf]

anyways, lets see what jakec created...

the prompt is... 10 commandments

[quartz cave]

Oh btw

[fiery coral]

Doing good sleepy though

[hollow sundial]

karma strikes again

[fiery coral]

must not sleep

[quartz cave]

HI CHAT

[fiery coral]

must get ready for exam

[coarse leaf]

1. You shall not Dispense any other Portfolio.

[obsidian juniper]

You can do it

[coarse leaf]

2. You shall not make a Morbin image.

3. You shall not take the name of the Secretary Of Protegent in vain.

4. You shall not break the International Cult Sacrifice Day.

[quartz cave]

5. You shall adorate Gorb

[coarse leaf]

5. You shall not dishonor your Members Of Department Of Protegent.

[digital glen]

what happened her- maybe it’s better if I don’t ask

[fiery coral]

what on earth

[obsidian juniper]

Were inserting random words into a fanfic generator

[fiery coral]

ah fanfics, lovely

[coarse leaf]

madlibs, not fanfics

6. You shall not Explode.

[hollow sundial]

reasonable

Oh fuck i just realized i piut urine in there

[silver oak]

darn, crossing off exploding from my list today

[obsidian juniper]

I know i just Find fanfic funnier

[coarse leaf]

@fiery coral this was part of a love letter directed at you

7. You shall not commit Pasta Theft.

[fiery coral]

please do not write love letters thank you

[coarse leaf]

i didn't know it was gonna be one but ok

[quartz cave]

But they wrote a love discord message not letter

[fiery coral]

even worse

time to ban

[quartz cave]

[coarse leaf]

8. You shall not Mug-Root-Beer.

[hollow sundial]

oh yeah i also put mug root beer

[fiery coral]

Goodbye Evan

[kind dove]

unique rhymes with fanfic

[silver oak]

[coarse leaf]

nooooOOOOO

[quartz cave]

Nooooooooo
Bye evan!

[coarse leaf]

unique and... fanfeec?
or unick and fanfic

[cerulean sable]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqQNfQbWjq8

[coarse leaf]

9. You shall not bear Snaily witness against thy Acquisition.

[fiery coral]

Hi Prince and Emperor

[coarse leaf]

and idk if the 10th commandment obeys the rules

[hollow sundial]

just dm me it

[coarse leaf]

10. You shall not covet thy neighbor`s

you know where thats going. im not gonna finish it.

[fiery coral]

c'mon

[quartz cave]

Oh also i have bad news for unique

[fiery coral]

Dear oh dear

What is it

[quartz cave]

[fiery coral]

NOOOOOO

[uncut citrus]

very Unique names

[fiery coral]

[kind dove]

the scp puffle...

[digital glen]

are you quoting Gehrman?

[quartz cave]

Uniquen't

[distant crown]

Yo guys epic poem time

[coarse leaf]

ok guys we need some words
NOUN (4)
ADJECTIVE (3)
VERB ENDING IN "ING"
NOUN (PLURAL) (2)
ATTITUDE

[ripe kettle]

joinked

[quartz cave]

DESTROYED
(Idc i just saw "ed")

[fiery coral]

Mayhaps

[kind dove]

sploinked

[coarse leaf]

we only needed one. fill out the other ones

[silver oak]

perchance

[quartz cave]

Math

[ripe kettle]

[quartz cave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/914290419586703381.webp?size=48&quality=lossless

[coarse leaf]

this list is updateding

[ripe kettle]

yoinked

[coarse leaf]

AHHHHHH

[ripe kettle]

not joinked

[quartz cave]

Evanporing

[coarse leaf]

ok lemme make this easie

i need 4 nouns guys 4 nouns OK??????

[reef trench]

lol why is the first thing i see in this chat: "You shall not mug root beer"

[coarse leaf]

tfw you missed your 10kth message

[quartz cave]

||team|| Cherry

[coarse leaf]

i gotta go bye losers

[steady sage]

cya, evan!

[quartz cave]

Nooooooooooooo

Well bye igigig ig

[kind dove]

wow i have 13k messages and all of them are shit

[obsidian juniper]

See ya

[quartz cave]

(how many do i have...)

(im scared)

[fiery coral]

Hi scared)

[quartz cave]

Hi

[obsidian juniper]

I apparently have 2700 messages here

[quartz cave]

HOW!

[uncut citrus]

Ismoil you have about 48k messages
most of them in #hk-help, as expecterd

[quartz cave]

48K!
Help-

[uncut citrus]

31k in help iirc

[quartz cave]

Ok this is official
I beat zal

[obsidian juniper]

Who Is zal?

[uncut citrus]

I am coming for you, Zal

[ripe kettle]

your mom gottem poggers

[quartz cave]

Someone i think

[silver oak]

mfw everyone posts their message count

hit 40k recently

[quartz cave]

Im surprised i have more messages than like half of the mods

[silver oak]

A few mods used to have more but are on their second account

[quartz cave]

(that means ill be mod?)

[silver oak]

It got deleted, they were locked out, etc.

[silver oak]

When mod applications come around you should apply

[digital glen]

Reeves, the Hollowcord Ruler

[silver oak]

I'll be applying for sure

[quartz cave]

Im pretty active and that would make me the only mod that enters #hk-help

[silver oak]

I assume they'll happen before silksong release

That in itself is a great reason to apply

[quartz cave]

Oh so 0 to 99999999999999999999 years?

[uncut citrus]

Indeed! a #hk-help mod would be nice sometimes...

often...

[silver oak]

I wish I was more active in #hk-help

[quartz cave]

Then go #hk-help

[silver oak]

Ismoil if you had been active like 6 months earlier you would have a lot less messages

The bot broke in october iirc?

[quartz cave]

Why? Autodelete?

[silver oak]

Yeah it kept breaking so in the end they just left it

[quartz cave]

Also i dont remember saying this so funfact
My first message was in here. Exactly 12:00 in January 1

[silver oak]

lol

was it a happy new year message

[quartz cave]

Myes

[silver oak]

my first message was as well, jan 1 2020 at like 12:04

[quartz cave]

Oh more people
Hi to whoever its writing that i cant see

[silver oak]

hey jonny

[gilded adder]

My first message was a question about a version discrepancy on May 27th 2017

[silver oak]

👴

[digital glen]

hey Jonny

[quartz cave]

Lol
You've been pretty active
That explains why

[gilded adder]

Also, hi Necro

And hi perukas

[quartz cave]

(wait a minute....)

[steady sage]

hi jonny

[digital glen]

who rated my message as bad in ER, ill leak their ip

[gilded adder]

22 days until my 5 year anniversary of being in this server

[steady sage]

poggers

[gilded adder]

And 18 days until my birthday

[quartz cave]

And 2,902 days until my birthday (i think)

[silver oak]

The 23rd?

[true vine]

:(

My account got deleted once because I made a joke about being underage, another time because someone took my computer and then made a joke about being underage on my account, so I only have 4 thousand messages

[gilded adder]

Yup, May 23rd

[silver oak]

That's 8 days after mine

[gilded adder]

Yo

pojjers

[silver oak]

may birthday

[quartz cave]

So. Are you underage?

[silver oak]

My best friend was born on May 23rd too

[quartz cave]

I was born (i think)

[silver oak]

it's possible

[vivid belfry]

at 5 years old, I was born without a face

[quartz cave]

Nicey

[silver oak]

I was born at a very young age

[true vine]

I'm listening to the main theme of hollow knight and it brings me back to the time when I first opened the game, heard the music and saw the background, and then sat there for maybe an hour just enjoying it

[silver oak]

I did that with Hades

[coarse leaf]

And I did that with

[silver oak]

I don't really remember my first experience with HK tho, it was nearly 3 years ago

[gilded adder]

I was Jason born.

[silver oak]

Jesus Christ!

[vivid belfry]

I very distinctly remember my first experiences with HK

especially fighting broken vessel at my grandma's kitchen table

[steady sage]

i remember my first time playing hollow knight

[true vine]

yes, I can't wait to make new memories with Silksong

[silver oak]

Back in 10,000 bce?

[coarse leaf]

The only thing I remember about my first playthrough of Hollow Knight is that I used guides because I couldn't find myself in a huge world

[quartz cave]

I remember the...what were we talking about?

[true vine]

I'll probably sit there for an hour listening to the music and watching the background before I even open the game lol

[coarse leaf]

Earthbound

[true vine]

me too, I was really not used to a huge world like that, but now I regret using so many guides

[coarse leaf]

Mhm

[quartz cave]

Oh yeah about that, my favorite part was...m what were we talking 'bout?

[steady sage]

Mother 3

[quartz cave]

Oooh yeah

[coarse leaf]

Mother 2

[silver oak]

The oldest gaming memory I have is playing plants vs zombies on my dad's ipod when I was six in my grandmother's basement

[quartz cave]

My third mother was very interesting
We always went to parties

[coarse leaf]

The oldest gaming memory I have is with that one mario flash game

I guess it was like, Super Mario Flash or something like that

[quartz cave]

The oldest game memory i have is me playing LBP yesterday

[silver oak]

That or going over to a friends house and playing minecraft for the first time on their ipads

[steady sage]

the oldest memory of gaming i have is my first time playing a mario kart game

[digital glen]

my oldest gaming memory is me lost at crash team racing’s overworld

[coarse leaf]

But I remember messing with the level editor a lot back then

[steady sage]

it was mario kart wii, also known as "the best one"

[gilded adder]

The oldest gaming memories I have are playing PuttPutt, Pajama Sam and the old Ace Ventura PC game.

[coarse leaf]

Also, the second game I ever played on a console was Mario Party 9, so there's that

[quartz cave]

Omg i played that one too

[steady sage]

the second one for me was mario party 8

[true vine]

hollow knight was really my start into actual gaming, before that I just screwed around with minecraft creative mode

[coarse leaf]

Definitively it isn't as bad as people say it is!

[digital glen]

it all makes sense now

[steady sage]

true

[coarse leaf]

Says the Crash Bash fan

[quartz cave]

I like it

[coarse leaf]

Also, I just remember struggling a lot in the Story Mode for that, mainly because the CPUs cheated a lot

[digital glen]

Does discord have any disinformation policy?

[coarse leaf]

But it IS an information

[steady sage]

classic mario party

[quartz cave]

I remember having a ps3 long ago
It was fun. . .

[coarse leaf]

Also, if I recall it, after Mario Party 9, I got Super Mario Galaxy 2

[quartz cave]

Omg (i think) i had that one too

[coarse leaf]

It was the one that had yoshi tho?

[quartz cave]

I dont really remember

[coarse leaf]

Yikes

[steady sage]

yea, mario galaxy 2 had yoshi in it

[coarse leaf]

I wish I could replay that game again, the last time I played it was like, 7, 8 years ago

[quartz cave]

I remember one with a kind of party or smth and bowser stole the castle or smth

[coarse leaf]

Oh, then it's Super Mario Galaxy 1

gn gamers

[steady sage]

gn, rat

[trim estuary]

based

[digital glen]

ER: ||god, godfrey is tought||

[trim estuary]

not really

[digital glen]

ok if you say so

[kind dove]

not really

[digital glen]

fuck you two, bye

[heady iron]

not really

[olive bobcat]

Idk why but I was really scared of ghasts as a kid

Now I'm only moderately scared of them

[digital glen]

ive said this before, but the game that scares me the most it Minecraft

but not only getting scared, but fear too

[distant crown]

hi guys

[distant crown]

[olive bobcat]

The vid that introduced me to my favorite "sad times" song
https://youtu.be/dN8G3uQDcLo

[distant crown]

looks nice

[olive bobcat]

I like their art

[distant crown]

Yeah I see why

Anyoneeeeee

[olive bobcat]

Finished 7C again for fun

I'm getting back into my Omori phase

[coarse leaf]

HI CHAT

[coarse leaf]

That's going to age really well when you play Earthbound

[coarse leaf]

i was really scared of minecraft a few years ago

[trim estuary]

I’m scared of the fog

[trim estuary]

[distant crown]

hello everyone

The void has consumed all and nothing beside remains

[trim estuary]

The fog and the void

[digital glen]

i updated the game and didnt know about the guardian jumpscare

[distant crown]

Wait till warden

[digital glen]

Warden will cause fear, but i already know about it, the guardian i had idea

[coarse leaf]

ive never even got to an ocean temple in survival lol

[distant crown]

The warden is kinda unkillable

[digital glen]

i updated the game on PS3, got a boat and went straight to the temple

[wispy stream]

hello minecraft chat

[digital glen]

To this day, if i hear a spider crawling behind me i get chills

I probably shouldnt play horror games

[wispy stream]

ive played Minecraft for around a year
was completely obesessed with it and everything surrounding it
i watched a billion mc ytbers
now i dont even care about the updates

[distant crown]

hi

[digital glen]

In all RE's i played, i got scared only one or two times

its a ritual at this point me and my friend play minecraft for a week each year

[atomic sparrow]

omor !

[distant crown]

Well I’m gotta go sooooo

[digital glen]

bye Mango

[distant crown]

https://tenor.com/view/hunter-toh-the-owl-house-golden-guard-bye-chat-gif-22671107

[digital glen]

my friend sent me a family guy clip, i dont know if i love him or kill him

[silver oak]

was it funny

[digital glen]

its Family Guy

[distant crown]

Ok guys I’m back I just finished something

[silver oak]

welcome back

[distant crown]

Yes

any

[coarse leaf]

hi chat

[quartz cave]

HiHiHiHiHiHiHiHiHiHiHiHi

[gilded adder]

hello back i just finished something
i'm jonny

[distant crown]

I can see

[quartz cave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/914290419586703381.webp?size=48&quality=lossless

[trim estuary]

Hello again Jonny

[gilded adder]

hello zip

[distant crown]

I said I’m back did I say my name was back???

[coarse leaf]

hi back did I say my name was back???

i'm evan

[quartz cave]

Exact, he is a back. His name isnt baci

[distant crown]

Greetings Evanporie

[olive bobcat]

David Bowie is a fucking vampire

[distant crown]

ok

[quartz cave]

Official: Team cherry is changing their name to Team Orange

[olive bobcat]

Morbius lookin ass

[quartz cave]

[silver oak]

He's dead

[olive bobcat]

Not in my heart 😔

[silver oak]

rest in peace

[coarse leaf]

he is?

[silver oak]

he died like 6 years ago

[olive bobcat]

He died in 2016

Had liver cancer, made it to 69

[silver oak]

don't fucking say it

[coarse leaf]

all i knoe about david bowie is something really sad (not for him) that i can't say

[trim estuary]

i want to but i also don’t want to

[quartz cave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/914290419586703381.webp?size=48&quality=lossless

[silver oak]

waaait... that's not an emote

[quartz cave]

Shut
Nonitro

[silver oak]

Same 🥲

[quartz cave]

Anyways
I strongly disagree with this but you said "don't fucking say it" so
Nice

[silver oak]

[alpine violet]

Just smashed my computer in front of over 20 guests at my house because of no Silksong news today. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the night in a motel. Team Cherry has ruined my life and my computer. I can’t do this any longer. Goodbye.

[quartz cave]

👍

[silver oak]

Good pasta

[trim estuary]

ohhh so this is where joker went

[silver oak]

Actually, it's a pretty mediocre pasta

hey fordo

[languid linden]

Hey

[digital glen]

well, have a good night everyone.

[silver oak]

[quartz cave]

Bombs

[tranquil igloo]

Bros archenemy is TC

[silver oak]

revenge story coming next year

[mint valve]

Anybody play the new poppy playtime chapter. This was actually scary sometimes. But I did notice some similarities to bendy though

Also any silksong?

[tranquil igloo]

I’ve noticed similarities to fnaf and bendy lol

Mostly bendy

[tranquil igloo]

No

[mint valve]

As usual

[tranquil igloo]

Yeah bro you should work for tc to speed up the process

[trim estuary]

yeah it’s heavily inspired by bendy

[mint valve]

Spoilers: ||A ex employee goes back to his old work place and finds new atrocities of nature there and defeats them||

[trim estuary]

hmmmmmmmmmm

[tranquil igloo]

Chapter 2 is barley out and they already wanna make a horror movie lol

[trim estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/frozone-never-heard-that-one-before-gif-11561148

[mint valve]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-gun-hollow-knight-hollow-knight-eyebrowns-gif-18404585

Really?

[olive bobcat]

Poppy Playtime only has like 2 good parts and it's the chase scenes

All they can do is chase scenes

[mint valve]

The quality and some horror aspects have improved in chapter 2 though

[olive bobcat]

||The Mommy Long Legs death is kinda cool|| (Spoiled for fans)

[mint valve]

Spoilers!

[olive bobcat]

Oh sorry

[tranquil igloo]

Seriously 🗿

This is what I get for not watching things early

[olive bobcat]

Didn't realize people were that invested in the game

[mint valve]

I'm just interested in where its going with the controversy and game

[dim ferry]

Poppy playtime just reeked of cash grab

[tranquil igloo]

Who makes a sour patch kid with sharp teeth?

[dim ferry]

Like how when you load up the game after the "play" option the immediate next available tab is "merch" before even settings or credits
I feel like it's little design choices like these that come off incredibly disingenuous

[mint valve]

the controversy is very rich with there multiple animation channels and bullying a 17 year old into quitting youtube

At least chapter 2 is really fun. Like some scenes were terrifying

[olive bobcat]

The designs for Huggy and Mommy are really good imo, the game has potential

They just need to stop with all the cashgrab shit

[mint valve]

NFTs were bad but the money is going to a good place

[tranquil igloo]

Aren’t the characters like failed experiments or some shit

[olive bobcat]

As far as I know

[mint valve]

spoilers:||The toys did have blood so maybe they used to be human. Another similarity to bendy||

Imagine the devs seeing us chat

[tranquil igloo]

MOM is out

[mint valve]

What?

[olive bobcat]

Multiverse of Madness

[tranquil igloo]

Mom

[mint valve]

Good knight

[ocean shuttle]

Sleepn’t

[wheat sail]

Your mother and I

[opal geyser]

are no longer together…

[uncut citrus]

[ocean shuttle]

Hi

[uncut citrus]

Hey thats me!

[ocean shuttle]

Sleep

@uncut citrus

[uncut citrus]

[potent plover]

hi

[uncut citrus]

hi.

[opal geyser]

Hoarse

[wheat sail]

hi

[wanton eagle]

hi

[kind dove]

hi

[potent plover]

hi

[bronze wind]

hi

[sinful arch]

Hi

[charred pulsar]

hi

[fresh zodiac]

Hi

[tranquil igloo]

This man has never had a Good take

[wheat sail]

your mother too

😎

[dusty nimbus]

Tf am I looking at

[opal geyser]

Chances are, you’re looking at air

[uncut citrus]

what if my eyes are closedü uhü

[opal geyser]

Chances are, there’s some air in there

[uncut citrus]

ey unless for the "?" which i hit a different key i ddi that pretty well

[uncut citrus]

not much air between my eyes and eyelid (if thats the right word idk anymore)

[cerulean sable]

i am a moth

who just wants to share your light

[opal geyser]

Definitely not much, and I’m no airotologist, but I can vouch there may be a wee bit

[opal geyser]

I will not share.

[uncut citrus]

fair fair, but first, does it really count as looking at something, if you dont actually see it...

[opal geyser]

Hmm, well I suppose you’re indeed looking at it, you just don’t perceive it. So if you define looking by having to perceive, then I guess not.

Good thought though.

[wispy stream]

guys

im in the theatre
just finished doctor star 2 electric boogaloo

very cool movie recommend

[cerulean sable]

i hate marvel fiols so mfucking much

[sacred stratus]

Why?

[digital dome]

Overrated

Most of the time

And they got so popular that ppl would basically watch whatever they make

[sacred stratus]

Ok also how is fixing your pc going

[digital dome]

Is silksong out?

[sacred stratus]

Maybe

[digital dome]

Then consider my pc being a Schrödinger's one

It’s dead but always ready for silksong

[sacred stratus]

How did you type that o with 2 dots above it?

[sacred stratus]

TY

[cerulean sable]

we broke the peak again bois

[digital dome]

Wait what

How

[cerulean sable]

its on sale for like 6 fucking dollars

[sacred stratus]

Only 15k? I thought it’d me much higher

[cerulean sable]

tbf

[sacred stratus]

Considering the game is in top sellers

[cerulean sable]

the game didnt really come out as a super star

so most of the time its players spread inbetween

[digital dome]

15k is a lot for single player game

[cerulean sable]

and a lot of players usually play it once

[sacred stratus]

I’m trying to get more people to try the game and join

[cerulean sable]

higher numbers make more sense for multiplayer games because usually its a constant game

whereas in HK, you play it for 60 hours

youre done

and you wait for silksong

youre not gonna add up to the peak again

[digital dome]

Same thing is gonna happen to silksong but not 15k

[sacred stratus]

Well I’m glad the game is doing so well yet again

Nah when SS launches the numbers are gonna be much higher than 15k

Basically the entire indie scene is waiting for it

[digital dome]

I mean that the all-time peak won’t be growing

[sacred stratus]

Ok

[digital dome]

After the first month or so

[cerulean sable]

honestly

i expect 50k at the minimum

and my gut feeling is telling me even thats an underestimate

[sacred stratus]

People just know that HK is amazing so they’ll try to hop on the sequel

I just hope SS would be as enjoyable to play as HK

[digital dome]

How would it not be

It has hornet!

[sacred stratus]

well can SS capture the same feeling of exploration and discovery as the first game?

[digital dome]

Considering what we’ve seen in demo I’d say so, yeah

I mean not everyone found the secret mob at the very start

(this one)

[sacred stratus]

Yes I know

[carmine sapphire]

this will probably get taken down

[potent plover]

hi guys what the

[digital dome]

That’s just an sfw ad for a mobile game or smth

[sacred stratus]

Hi guys I’m SS-discussion just hanging out… woah

[digital dome]

On silksong wiki

[sacred stratus]

I would advice you to take it down

Better safe than sorry

[carmine sapphire]

if you keep it up mods will delete it instead

[digital dome]

Why it has to be on silksong wiki

[sacred stratus]

I think it’s better to ask why this ad even popped up for you

[digital dome]

I don’t have personalized ads it’s just the fandom thing

[potent plover]

it happens to me too, damn bait ads

[digital dome]

Getting German ads while using a Spanish keyboard with English discord interface while being a Russian

fkin mr. worldwide

[dusk badger]

vpn moment

[wheat sail]

It is 3:43 am and I'm still awake but why

[digital dome]

What if silksong gets shadowdropped at 3:45 and you’ll be the one missing out

[potent plover]

what if silksong got shadowdropped at 3:41 and you missed it meaning you won't ever be able to play silksong

[wheat sail]

Exactly, also it's 3:46 now someone check

[digital dome]

Not out yet

[sacred stratus]

I woke up 2 hours ago but I’m still tired

[wheat sail]

If u exercise and get the blood pumping you will feel awake

[digital dome]

I always think of it being a way to make yourself feel even worse

[wheat sail]

Yeah but then you feel better after and overtime

[weary kraken]

one day...

[sacred stratus]

If SS really is a bigger game I hope there would be more abilities. HK was already at the verge of taking too long between abilities and I worry that since SS is a bigger game that we would spend too much time without getting a new ability

[cerulean sable]

as long as its streamlined im fine with that

last thing i need is having different prompts for different abilities

another thing is my issue with having more is it obsoletes the others

why bother doing x when you can do y instead?

[fiery coral]

inb4 it goes the Balan Wonderworld route

here's a tool that lets you jump higher

here's a separate tool that does the same and lets you ground pound as well

[cerulean sable]

same thing with the backdash in the HK beta, back then if you tapped dash without a directional, you would do a backhop and if you do it 3 times in a row, the knight will do a spinning back hop that covers 1.25x more distance than the other 2 backhops

but like, they realized theres no point because you can literally just look behind and dash away since theres no turn speed in this game

[sacred stratus]

IDK… I just know that HK is different from most metroidvenia bcs in most you get a lot of abilities pretty fast while here you get an ability very rarely

And I worry it might bore most players if they have to wait any longer

What do you guys think? Are metroidvenias better with a lot of abilities that slowly pile up to change the way you play or is it better to have very few abilities but each one changes the way you play the game

[cerulean sable]

depends honestly

its a hard thing to balance especially if your game is huge af

[sacred stratus]

The thing is: if your game is huge you need something else to give variety in gameplay so people won’t get bored doing the same things over and over again

[carmine sapphire]

tools!

[potent plover]

hornet seems to have a lot more combat abilities and movement options than the knight, even in deep docks

[sacred stratus]

True but then again you don’t want too many abilities

For example in Ori 2 you barely use most of your abilities and even if you wanted to you had to do some button press shenanigans

[night arrow]

New silksong news???

[potent plover]

yeah, I feel like even the hard mode of ori 2 was pretty easy because you could just use the bow and 2 of it's spirit shards and boom, you can kill every boss at the speed of light.

I still love the game, but a few things could have been changed

[digital dome]

Isnt variety always good

As long as everything is useful

Also did TC ever mention the difference in world size compared to HK

[potent plover]

of course, but it feels like bow + shards was always the best and only option if you wanted to kill enemies the fastest, and the combo can be unlocked pretty early on from what I know, not that it really ruins the game but it's there.

[digital dome]

All I know is that it has more benches

[potent plover]

we have heard it's not gonna be that much bigger than hollow knight, my guess in maximum 1.2x bigger than hk, which is just a guess.

[sacred stratus]

Sometimes variety is good

Sometimes not. For example there isn’t much variety in DooM eternal but the game is fantastic bcs of that

You have to play in a specific way and fortunately this way is addicting

[potent plover]

I used to not understand the upgrade progression problem in hollow knight, but now I really understand

[sacred stratus]

You can spend hours without any movement upgrades and some people find that boring from a metroidvenia

[digital dome]

What I really didn’t like in HK is that most of my friends abandoned it due to how boring forgotten crossroads looked like to them

[potent plover]

every time I start a new hollow knight playthrough, I reach city of tears and feel bored and like I'm slogging through, might just be me but it happens every time.

[digital dome]

It takes way too much time for a game to show you an actually different looking place

[sacred stratus]

Yeah the crossroads are brilliant in terms of mechanical design but not so much in terms of looks so people just give up

When I recommend the game to somebody I always tell them that the real game starts at Greenpath

[potent plover]

yeah, I truly love hollow knight but I never really play it, which is mainly why I've been so patient for silksong

[digital dome]

Nothing can beat first playthrough

[potent plover]

I feel like my first playthrough had a lot more potential, not the games mistake but mine, I searched up guides for almost every problem I had and didn't try as hard as I should have.

[digital dome]

I can’t really tell them that if they don’t want to beat False knight

[potent plover]

yet another reason I've been waiting silksong, to play through a hollow knight game blind without searching for a new guide every minute

[digital dome]

That’s why you should only google up the material sources and not “how to get out of deepnest”

[potent plover]

yeah, if I ever get stuck in silksong I'll just ask #hk-help... which will probably be unsafe and risky so I'll just ask a friend who also plays silksong

[digital dome]

If you’re both stuck that’s even more fun

[potent plover]

yeah

[digital dome]

#hk-help is gonna be #hell and people will mostly ignore it and ask stuff in this channel

[potent plover]

I can just imagine trying to communicate to eachother without spoiling anything

"did you reach that lamp?? the one?? you don't know?? ok ignore that uhh"

[digital dome]

I’d rather just abandon this place for a week or two

As same as I did with terraria 1.4

[potent plover]

leave and never come back

[sacred stratus]

Yeah it was bad when ER launched bcs I literally couldn’t ask a question without the mods in a different server telling me it’s spoilers and muting me (even tho they spoiled a lot more)

Can’t imagine how bad it’s gonna be in SS

[digital dome]

At least this discord isn’t full of trolls

[potent plover]

anyone talking in the hollowcord without having completed silksong or knowing most of it is a fool

I should have specified this is after silksong comes out

[sacred stratus]

True. If somebody new needs help Reylea has a video for it

[digital dome]

I think the only thing that’ll be allowed to be discussed in this channel is Lace fight and the starting area

[sacred stratus]

I think a new channel should be added one spoiler free and another without spoilers

Like SS-help or something

[charred pulsar]

Yeah we'll definitely have channels accomodated to Silksong like ss-help etc.

[potent plover]

ss-meme confirmed

good to know we will have ss-help, it will defenitly reduce any discord

[sacred stratus]

TY Simo

I just hope YT will be nicer to me and won’t spoil the final boss like it did with ER

[hollow sundial]

youtube recommended me turnip boy all bosses + ending
cool down im still at forsaken farmhouse ffs

its a video by crankytemplar the funny modded boss man

[sacred stratus]

Yeah I wish there was an option to remove a specific game from recommendation so you’ll get content only if you choose to

[hollow sundial]

and now for my weekly scheduled pro Archvale propaganda

[spiral summit]

Дарова братво

Клуннест заказывали

???

[sacred stratus]

English?

[spiral summit]

Hi gas

Klounest

[cerulean sable]

i roll towards you then blast you with my blunderbuss

[simple yew]

TTacco is a vending machine for absolute nonsense: you insert a coin and you get a weird phrase

[digital dome]

Who keeps putting in the coins tho

[fiery coral]

I then roll towards you and hit you with the ban hammer for RPing

[cerulean sable]

i use my PV aoe attack

also fyi the best looking attack in the game

TC knows their particles

[fallow hinge]

look guys its poo vessel!!

[digital dome]

Spiked floor one looks better imo

Feels more impactful and makes it look like PV has the control over environment around him

[fallow hinge]

probably because you can see it for more than half second

[cerulean sable]

wrongest opinion

one day ill have you court martialed

[digital dome]

[fiery coral]

I didn't know the orbs had nails protruding outwards

...or, well, didn't recall at least

[cerulean sable]

this is the only frame

[fiery coral]

been years

ah

[cerulean sable]

the next frame is the explosion

its literally ONE frame

[sacred stratus]

TBH it’s weird that you learn to focus by simply inspecting a tablet

[cerulean sable]

isnt it like

an inate ability

unless you mean the tutorial

at least in Silksong its not heavy handed

[sacred stratus]

It is but how can a tablet teach you that you can do this

As far as I know only vessels can focus

[digital dome]

Maybe it’s more of a reminder

Rather than something teaching the knight

[sacred stratus]

How would the writer of the tablet know how to focus?

[cerulean sable]

these is one of those things that exist as an entirely gameplay related topic

and that trying to justify it in game wise will lead to even more speculation

[sacred stratus]

I know I’m just intrigued

[cerulean sable]

ye ye

i guess the answer is, they dont

[digital dome]

It’s like you’re trying to find square root of -1 or even pretend that the result exists

[sacred stratus]

I really love these places were gameplay takes over lore bcs it underlines the connection between lore and gameplay

[split tide]

result does exist tho

[digital dome]

SHUSH

This is a no-math area

[ocean shuttle]

Death bread

🍞

[digital glen]

good morning

https://youtu.be/CKA1zCwcYBE

[ocean shuttle]

Wig

[digital glen]

Cathy

[ocean shuttle]

[digital glen]

do you have any new cat emotes?

I don’t think that’s possible actually

[charred pulsar]

[ocean shuttle]

[dusty nimbus]

Today is the day

[digital glen]

good one, good one

[wary copper]

god dammit i do this too

this is the second time you've done this for me

[dusty nimbus]

You do this on Tuesday tho

[wary copper]

what

the crocodiles dont like tuesdays

[dusty nimbus]

Perona Tuesday

[wary copper]

that's cai's thing

[dusty nimbus]

Oh

[wary copper]

i dont even know what a perona is

[dusty nimbus]

Imma keep doing anyways

[wary copper]

i can do moth monday

[tawny basalt]

Hello everyone, how is your day going?

[fiery coral]

Going well! yourself?

[torn sapphire]

silksong releasedate got confirmed

[tawny basalt]

It’s going pretty well, my shoulder feels like it’s sore when I woke up but besides that fine

[tawny basalt]

Lies

[torn sapphire]

sadly

[dusty nimbus]

Imma tell Jame to steal it

[tawny basalt]

Because I know silksong news are announced in #hk-announcements

[dusty nimbus]

My brain interprented it as "gooeying well"

[sly summit]

No cat pics today but I went to a musseum and found this guy

[crisp drift]

Not sure what to think about it

[sly summit]

I mean, u may pay me $200 and I will send cat pics

[crisp drift]

Oh wait the bet is over lemme change back my nickname real quick

[brittle garnet]

Ct

[carmine sapphire]

200 is alot for a cat pic

[sly summit]

:0 KITTYYYYYY

[sly summit]

Having cats is expensive u know

[wary copper]

you already send em free of charge when few if any want em

[lament lotus]

i love c

[zealous topaz]

あなたをあきらめるつもりはありません

[dusty nimbus]

Join a cats server for free cat picks then

[tawny basalt]

No

[digital glen]

dogs

[fiery coral]

Feels like a meme format

[brittle garnet]

It can't be too much longer, surely!

[coarse leaf]

gm

[dusty nimbus]

Only 3 more sun cycles

||1 sun cycle=11 years||

[wary copper]

it'll be in a lifetime who cares

[brittle tangle]

U have a bit short lifetime

[wary copper]

33 years is not that short

[hexed helm]

If u die at 33 ur a pussy

[distant crown]

hi everyone

[wary copper]

im not dying young

im too stubborn

[distant crown]

I hope you get to live out your whole life and be happy

[burnt topaz]

I hope you do too mango man

[distant crown]

Anyways what do we discuss

[dusty nimbus]

And I'm too truck, now get out of the road

[olive bobcat]

Let's discuss this chess game my friend and I played

[trim estuary]

The inevitability of death

[trim estuary]

What on earth

[opaque sigil]

the rooks on the top left and right are not having good days

[digital dome]

Pawns probably felt like crossing the desert

[olive bobcat]

We decided they could move in any way forwards to account for that

[bleak scarab]

imagine if there's only pawns in the endgame

[sacred stratus]

don't worry pawns are getting buffed next patch

[trim estuary]

lucky

[bleak scarab]

Should buff the king too, king is so useless despite being most important, pls balance game devs in chess 2

[cerulean sable]

theres so many fucking playings cramming into this fucking corridor holy shit

[brittle garnet]

holy shit planetside 2 is still going?

[hasty oar]

Long chess
Can rooks/bishops/queens only move 8 tiles max or can they cross the whole board

[bleak scarab]

so much of the game is just gonna be advancing I-

[bleak scarab]

why does black have pieces much further along than white

[olive bobcat]

We already started playing

[silver oak]

I need a medic!

[cerulean sable]

pretty much

[brittle garnet]

damn. fuck that game

[cerulean sable]

everyones too busy fighting at that fucking corner

[lament lotus]

what

[woven scarab]

When will silk song be released (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

[burnt topaz]

Are you sure you wanna know?

[woven scarab]

yes