sk-discussion

[cyan forum]

darn eagles

[turbid kite]

have the cats ever hopped on a sheep

[wary copper]

i've lived with like 12

[rapid condor]

Imagine if Silksong ends up being the Hollow Knight version of FNAF World 💀

[turbid kite]

WHY would you tell me that ur cats got eaten by eagles

[cyan forum]

SORRY 💀

[sinful flare]

WHAT

[wary copper]

birds do that yes

[cyan forum]

One of them attacked a moose

[turbid kite]

legend

[wary copper]

well that one was just natural selection doing it's thing

[cyan forum]

the moose didn't give a single shit, like most moose do

[heady iron]

meese

[turbid kite]

i feel like its safest to attack a moose if you're very small or very big

[cyan forum]

but it's still the bravest thing any of them have ever done

[wary copper]

moosi can get pretty angy at times

[lament lotus]

moose are fucking humongous

[cyan forum]

very small I think

[turbid kite]

if i was cat-sized i wouldnt even recognize a moose. i'd just be like "wow, weird tree."

[wary copper]

if the moose was standing incredibly still, you might do that normally, on a bad day

[sinful flare]

Hmm that looks like a weird tree I wanna climb it

[turbid kite]

bruh moose are too tall to reflect car headlights. that's terrifying

[uncut citrus]

until you trip on a small tree running at 30MPH

[cyan forum]

well, the moose was just vibing out on the grass field

[wary copper]

moose are large enough to buldoze me if they want to, i do not vibe with that

[cyan forum]

and the cat just bolted for it

[turbid kite]

as a short person. if u see a weirdly shaped tree and you Don't see a climbing path, wtf

[wary copper]

i would try to climb the strange tree if i was bored enough

[hushed wasp]

sock is short all my respect is lost 📉 📉

[turbid kite]

i'm literally like 5 feet tall

[wary copper]

i have been at the top of many large trees in my lifetime, suprised i'm alive still

[cyan forum]

We had this giant ancient pine tree in our kindergarten

[turbid kite]

full of eagles apparently

[cyan forum]

the strongest ones were able to pull themselves up and climb to the top

[wary copper]

those would be hawks then

[sinful flare]

IS THIS TRUE

[cyan forum]

nah, thats the mountains

[turbid kite]

iirc i'm 5 ft 2 incjes

[cyan forum]

luckily, a well placed buckshot does the trick

[sinful flare]

banned from my dst lobby

[turbid kite]

:(

[pale oasis]

I’m hoping silksong comes in June…cause it comes early I can’t play cause my arm is broken T_T

[wary copper]

what did you do

[sinful flare]

i would never ban people

[pale oasis]

Tripped on concrete lmfao

[turbid kite]

quitter's talk. develop an advanced voice based system to play ss

[wary copper]

that was directed to kaan, but unfortunate

[pale oasis]

Irritable screaming

[uncut citrus]

ok well cyall in 2h

[sinful flare]

"Nothing serious happened i just broke my skull lol"

[cyan forum]

However, my current cat, Kamfer, the rgb cat is a maine coon, so eagles are too scared to try

[turbid kite]

BIG

how heavy is rgb cat

[lament lotus]

rgb cat

[hushed wasp]

my cat is a little fatty

[wary copper]

i think there is a maine coon in my neighbourhood, it's a large cat indeed

[turbid kite]

my youngest cat is some sort of norwegian forest cat based off of looks, but we Did pick him off the streets

[cyan forum]

7 kilograms

[wary copper]

i had never seen such a humongous kitty before, so i asked my mom about it

[hushed wasp]

sock stole someones cat

[trim estuary]

I think you’re shorter than my little brother

[wary copper]

now i know cats can become very big

[turbid kite]

he literally jumped into the car

[turbid kite]

god nerfed me

[slender jay]

if you can milk a cow, then can you silk a spider?

[languid linden]

Unbased

[turbid kite]

we silked worms

[trim estuary]

The cultists in silksong know

[wary copper]

height matters not, if you're fast

[trim estuary]

Big Bird is faster

[hushed wasp]

i am faster

[cyan forum]

small legs

[sinful flare]

I AM FASTEST

[turbid kite]

i'm not fast i'm just constantly fighting the urge to bite people

[wary copper]

well, have you seen a hare

[hushed wasp]

i am tall and fast

[cyan forum]

or maybe sock is like 70% legs idk

[turbid kite]

hares are NOT small

[trim estuary]

relatable

[wary copper]

so you live life like the badger

[burnt topaz]

5'2 gang

[turbid kite]

i would make a great zombie honestly

[cyan forum]

hares are terrifying

their eyes man, their eyes...

[turbid kite]

hares look like they come whisper the exact date and time of your death in the middle of a deserted field

[wary copper]

even greater badger

[cyan forum]

YEAH EXACTLY

[wary copper]

the hare looks just like a simple prey animal to me

[turbid kite]

rabbits are nice and cute. hares are terrifying

[wary copper]

rabbits are just fluffy hares

[burnt topaz]

Watership down would say otherwise

[wary copper]

with other differences, of course, but the fluff is the main one

[trim estuary]

wait wha
how does a strand of hair do that

[split tide]

Wild animals in general are much scarier than their domesticated counterparts

[turbid kite]

this is true. rodents in general are very grim

[split tide]

Wild hamsters can be terrifying

[trim estuary]

rodents are cute

[cyan forum]

Rats and mice are pretty cute though

[burnt topaz]

I used to have rabbits and maybe it was just because I was small but they used to scare me

[split tide]

If you’re not careful they will draw blood

[trim estuary]

They can draw???

[wary copper]

all beasts may be terrifying

[opaque sigil]

most wild animals will if you corner them

[wary copper]

like horses, they have no business being so big

[turbid kite]

i think rodents are cute but like all animals, they can also be a little scary

[split tide]

Yeah that’s true

[trim estuary]

wow no way animals will fight back

[turbid kite]

they actually do. their business is being livestock.

[cyan forum]

And another thing, we had a dog name Ranna

[split tide]

It’s usually humans being the aggressors when animals hit back

[cyan forum]

she was a Buhund

[wary copper]

oh, that is good business
but that wont stop me from fearing them

[burnt topaz]

You can just walk up to swans and geese and they'll bite you

[wary copper]

i never know if the horse wants my blood or to be my friend

[turbid kite]

i would bite without warning if i was a swan to goose

also being bitten by a swan is preferable to having your bones shattered by their wings

[wary copper]

tho, my fear might be misdirected from asses and zebras

asses definently want my blood

[turbid kite]

you should fear animals that can one shot you with a kick

[burnt topaz]

Yeah like kangaroos

[turbid kite]

horses are scary because they can do that AND they're easy to scare

[hushed wasp]

horses are op

[wary copper]

it's why i never go anywhere near the behind of a horse

[burnt topaz]

Kangaroos are wild, those things feel like they shouldn't exist

[turbid kite]

kangaroos do feel a bit like abominations

[wary copper]

they do, and i love them for that

[turbid kite]

the eldritch is here and its in australia

[coarse leaf]

you know that vid where that man punches that kangaroo in the face? i hate that video

[cyan forum]

oh thanks for reminding me sock! the muscle structure of the swans wing and breast makes it strong enough to break a human arm if it had solid and rough skin

[wary copper]

they have small bears with big noses, and horrendous diets

[burnt topaz]

No I don't know that video

Koalas are pretty cute though

[turbid kite]

yeah that's what i was referencing. i'm fairly sure they can kill you

[split tide]

Aren’t koalas like literal morons

[cunning geode]

thats subjective

[turbid kite]

eating poison does that

[cunning geode]

the koala thing

[wary copper]

koalas roar like a demon burping after a drink of ale

[cyan forum]

koalas do nothing

[kind dove]

why are these birds so busted

[turbid kite]

full of rage

[kind dove]

geese are also like demons

[wary copper]

a swan once came from the horizon, walked up to me and hissed at me, and i have disliked swans ever since

[cunning geode]

dinosaurs are freaky

we understand

[burnt topaz]

Why do we leave these guys unsupervised while taking kids to the park, they could've killed me as a kid

[wary copper]

i have planned a way to take down a swan, tho their strength i might still underestimate

[burnt topaz]

Maybe I'm being dramatic

[turbid kite]

i think i like geese and swans because they're like cats

[warm elk]

I hope we get some sort of Silksong news soon. Maybe the anniversary of the reveal trailer or original release. Just a blog post with very little information would still be enough for me.

[cunning geode]

good luck

[cyan forum]

When evolution nerfs you from the most ungodly killing machine the planet has ever seen, you get a little mad

[kind dove]

geese literally have teeth on their tongues

[wary copper]

geese are not very strong compared to the mighty swan

[wary copper]

a geese i could defeat

[coarse leaf]

you know fraymakers? updates every saturday Kreygasm
so appreciated

[turbid kite]

if a swan wants you dead, you are dead

[cyan forum]

remember terror birds?

[warm elk]

Like, maybe an explanation of the quest board system would be good.

[wary copper]

i will try to fight back, but i don't think i could win

[burnt topaz]

Swans are prettier than geese anyways

[cerulean turtle]

The only way silksong news comea before 2023 is during the last few months of 2022

[turbid kite]

if a goose wants you dead, you grip it around the neck (do not strangle) and yeet

[coarse leaf]

just choke a swan tbh

[opaque sigil]

Very transparently a joke

[wary copper]

i do take an umbrella with me everywhere i go, for some reason, so i could use that as defense

[cerulean turtle]

Oh damn i forgot to change my pfp lol

[fleet thorn]

guys, any news about silksong?

[turbid kite]

no

[kind dove]

no

[cyan forum]

no sadly

[warm elk]

I expect Silksong at E3.

[wary copper]

only news we have is swan news

[turbid kite]

tacco expects ss on the hk anniversary

[cyan forum]

final boss is a swan

[wind edge]

whens that?

[warm elk]

14 days

[turbid kite]

feb 24th i think?

[cyan forum]

what creature is a bigger asshole then a moth? yeah, exactly, a swan

[wind edge]

this is a good marketing strategy\

[split tide]

What is

[wind edge]

hype the game up and starve your fans

[split tide]

Very true

[wind edge]

and go ghost

[turbid kite]

klei: don't starve
tc: do starve

[wary copper]

i know there is one other creature that could contend for "biggest asshole", but i forgot

[split tide]

Starving people will be all the more desperate

[coarse leaf]

at least ghosts haunt you, TC does nothing 4Head

[turbid kite]

so clearly we should be klei fans

[cyan forum]

the meal will be all the more juicy

[lament lotus]

if ss releases on feb 24th i will do something
probably buy the game

[opaque sigil]

uuuh wasps suck

[turbid kite]

magpies

[split tide]

Soon TC will be making demands in exchange for food info

[burnt topaz]

geese make annoying noises so they are worse than swans

[wind edge]

I will kiss everyone at TC

[turbid kite]

wasps are great

i will not tolerate wasp hate

[cyan forum]

false

[opaque sigil]

I mean they're cool ig but they're mean

[wind edge]

and buy them food if it does come out

[turbid kite]

i have never been harmed by a wasp

[burnt topaz]

at least I can avoid the swans attack range but ill always hear the geese

[lament lotus]

😳

[split tide]

Me neither

[turbid kite]

i've had wasps on my glasses and in my hair and 100% they're good lads

[opaque sigil]

Have you ever had a wasp nest in your backyard

[turbid kite]

yes

[wary copper]

those freaks
i recall one time, i ditched school and sat at this playground, i left the playground to take a walk, came back, and a bunch of magpies managed to open my mealbox and eat the ham off my sandwich

[turbid kite]

they deserve the ham tbh

[split tide]

I’ve had a few monster wasps fly into my house and they’re mostly concerned with getting back out

[burnt topaz]

so wasps and bees are pretty cool
but what about hornets

[wary copper]

they do, i was proud of them, but quite hungry

[cyan forum]

15 yr old me just tryna make the big bucks with painting the neighbors house, would suddenly get bombarded with an entire army of pissed off wasps

[split tide]

So I try to shoo them out

[turbid kite]

actually i like most wasps, not yellow jackets

[split tide]

Unfortunately bugs derp out when they see a window

[wary copper]

my mom got notified of my absence, called me, and i went home early

[cunning geode]

ah yeah, I once had a wasp get into the basement. thankfully, it was daytime, so there was light outside. all I had to do was turn the lights off and open the door, and it flew out.

[cyan forum]

ground wasps are the worst

[kind dove]

arent hornets the only ones who just want you to die

[turbid kite]

i had to shoo a wasp into a cup to let it out

[cerulean turtle]

I dont remember if it was a Hornet or a Wasp but i've been stung twice and it feels like electricity whipping your skin

[wary copper]

yes, hornets want you very dead, just like the one from hollow knight

[burnt topaz]

we dont get a lot of wasps here, maybe I see like 5 per summer

[cyan forum]

they dig in to your garden and when you try to do anything that involves being outside, they come out and hunt you down

[turbid kite]

i'm pro wasp because i'm anti-caterpillars

[wary copper]

wasps are like bees, except less pollen, and more war

[cyan forum]

bumblebees on the other hand

[wary copper]

i'm indifferent to wasps

[burnt topaz]

hey wait a minute

[turbid kite]

carpenter bees are so good but they're not very good at being alive

[split tide]

Caterpillars are fun though

[cunning geode]

so are wasps

[cyan forum]

and then there are the horseflies

[turbid kite]

also i didn't panic when a wasp landed next to my eye. a caterpillar though? i'd sob

[wary copper]

i hate that i know of the horsefly

[high hedge]

From a distance

[cyan forum]

fuck horseflies

all my homies hate da horseflies

[warm elk]

I really am thinking Silksong will release late this year in like November or early next year in February
Those are the 2 most likely releases for Silksong

[burnt topaz]

crane flies fly so weirdly, its like theyre being pulled on by a string

[cunning geode]

in the same way that tigers are fun from a distance.

[split tide]

God horseflies are horrible

[turbid kite]

no, both are better upclose

[high hedge]

Tarzan disagrees

[burnt topaz]

objectively wrong

[turbid kite]

when i'm old and dying i want to be tossed in the tiger enclosure

[kind dove]

i dont fucking know the difference between flies

[cunning geode]

wasps can actually learn to recognize specific people and are chill if they know you are not a threat well enough

[cerulean turtle]

If it's dropping 2022 it will probably be during Christmas time

[turbid kite]

once i tried to sacrifice a caterpillar to the wasp nest but they didnt accept it

[wary copper]

small fly good, big fly not so good

[coarse leaf]

wasps are that smart? damn

[high hedge]

But are they cognizant enough to choose to be dicks

[wind edge]

if I see a wasp, its kill on sight

[turbid kite]

NO

[kind dove]

this i know

[split tide]

A lot of bugs are actually pretty smart

[turbid kite]

dont kill pollinators smh

[kind dove]

big flies are ugly as hell

[wary copper]

how do you plan on slaying the wasp? it's so small

[cunning geode]

they dont choose to be dicks, you are anthropomorphizing an animal that cant think like a human

[wind edge]

they are scary

[wind edge]

slap

[split tide]

Flies are amazingly good at avoiding swats

[wary copper]

it's so agile, it will be hard to slap

[wind edge]

I'll tussle with them, we can 1v1 and fight it out with our hands

[warm elk]

November is the most likely month for late in the year. But December could be possible too. I just think Silksong will release in the last 3 months of the year or February next year.

[cunning geode]

my discord straight up deleted "anthropomorphizing," thanks discord.

[kind dove]

lmao what a bunch of losers

[cerulean turtle]

Why are there so many pro-wasp propagandists here?

[turbid kite]

the best method of uh, slaying scary bugs is trapping them and leaving them there

[wary copper]

also i think hive bugs have some sort of weird signal thingy, so it could probably tell its clan of you being an ass to them

[trim estuary]

fire

[wary copper]

then you'd have many more wasps to slap

[cunning geode]

why do you think just because an animal can hurt you that it is imperative to destroy them all

[split tide]

I think there are some bees or wasps that leave a scent or something when you kill them

[coarse leaf]

dont wasps or bees send out some scent when they die which calls for backup pretty much?

[turbid kite]

wombat is a pro mosquito propagandist

[wind edge]

I prefer asphyxiation

[high hedge]

Mosquitoes

[split tide]

So if you kill one the others will come for revenge

[trim estuary]

Fair

[cunning geode]

wasps dont spread malaria

[wary copper]

only kill the animal if there is worth in it

[wind edge]

because they are the same race as mosquitos

[wary copper]

and if you can actually manage it

[cunning geode]

i dont think you know what "race" means

[wind edge]

its like racism in a nut shell

[split tide]

They’re not the same race

[rapid condor]

Kill one and the entire species will hunt you down until you're dead

[wind edge]

Yea i was joking about that

[high hedge]

Foot race lets go

[turbid kite]

the mosquitos people dislike are only a specific species too

[trim estuary]

Not if you kill it fast enough

[wary copper]

mosquito foot

[trim estuary]

Plus I play ror2 I know how to deal with swarms

[silver oak]

I'll beat you to that tree

[cerulean turtle]

I dont, but I do have a story:
When I was a small child I went to tbe playground, and was immediately stung twice by Wasps, just from setting foot in there. Wasps are tiny devils

[turbid kite]

if you kill a wasp nest i come out and get you instead

[candid pulsar]

And ants

[wary copper]

if you piss off a crow, it will tell its fellers about you, and those crows will tell their offspring, and then they will tell their offspring

[slender jay]

Or Burn the body

[wind edge]

Can I also stomp on the ground

[cunning geode]

i was also stung by a wasp as a child. sorry for your loss.

[turbid kite]

sting her again wasps

[wind edge]

Wasp are scary, I am traumatized by them

[kind dove]

villain backstory

[burnt topaz]

haha no you wont!
🌳 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ 🏃‍♀️ ⬛ 🏃‍♂️

[split tide]

#NotAllWasps

[wary copper]

wasps really liked chasing me for little reason when i was young

[high hedge]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

[rapid condor]

[trim estuary]

My brother was outside in our backyard when he was 8ish, and got stung like 12 times

[split tide]

Don’t discriminate against all wasps

[coarse leaf]

wasps will die just to hurt you a little

[wary copper]

i like bugs

[rapid condor]

I am going to be racist towards wasps and you can't stop me

[high hedge]

Children aren’t very good at keeping their distance

[wind edge]

a small sacrifice

[crisp drift]

i thought wasp can sting you multiple times

[cerulean turtle]

The Wasp-destroy-inator

[turbid kite]

i cant believe you guys are wasp haters

i'm devastated

[wary copper]

issue is, the wasp was inching towards me

[split tide]

Isn’t it bees that die on stings

[coarse leaf]

idr either bees or wasps die i think

[trim estuary]

they deserve it

[turbid kite]

i'm never letting ss drop then

[lament lotus]

i dont think ive met a wasp ever but i hate them

[high hedge]

I have nothing against wasps, exclusively mosquitoes

[trim estuary]

Bees are cool though

[wary copper]

and i would flee in fear, and look back, and the wasp would be there

[wind edge]

I have everything against insects

[split tide]

Wasps can sting multiple times

[kind dove]

imagine that one drill bee in hk just died if she hit you

[lament lotus]

mosquitos are the bane of my existence

[high hedge]

But also I just avoid wasps in general

[cyan forum]

Sock, they do nothing other than invade and destroy ecosystems

[cunning geode]

ok disliking wasps is a pretty common thing and I do understand why people hate them even if I disagree, but lets not compare this to racism please

[turbid kite]

this guy hates hollow knight, get his ass

[rapid condor]

Psst, is Silksong gonna be like FNAF World?

[ocean shuttle]

[turbid kite]

humans?

[trim estuary]

Fnaf world was great

[wind edge]

No the insects in hollow knight are cute because they have personalities

[split tide]

Yeah sorry I went too far with the bad jokes

[trim estuary]

We are capable of intelligence and improving, they aren’t

[high hedge]

Does Fnaf world still exist?

[cyan forum]

WE MADE CHEESE SHUT UP

[turbid kite]

actually honeybees are more invasive now

also cats

[wind edge]

yes

[opaque sigil]

are we
are you sure about that

[trim estuary]

hey hey hey

[cyan forum]

AND OTHER COOL THINGS TO IDK

[cunning geode]

invasive species exist because humans move them to other places

[wary copper]

cheese cannot excuse our wrongdoings

[kind dove]

ss-discussion says otherwise

[trim estuary]

ehh half way

[opaque sigil]

Good, we're running low on bees

[wary copper]

humans are an invasive species

[rapid condor]

humans are an invasive species

[split tide]

Bugs can learn too

[rapid condor]

Ayo?

[high hedge]

Generationally

[trim estuary]

Bee movie?

[wary copper]

[turbid kite]

no, they're killing local species of bees lmao

[cyan forum]

what are we supposed to do? sit and fart around in africa getting killed by giant eagles and cave bears?

[split tide]

Like there are studies showing that insects are capable of learning

[turbid kite]

yes

[cunning geode]

what exactly does this mean.

[wary copper]

yes, we should've just stayed there

[ocean shuttle]

[wind edge]

LMFAO

[trim estuary]

pfp matches

[split tide]

Humans are pretty much objectively the most invasive species

[turbid kite]

if we stayed in africa, ss would be out

[rapid condor]

Farting attracts predators like the giant eagle and the giant snail

[high hedge]

If I see an ice bridge I’m going to cross it

[wind edge]

I dont trust anyone about ss release

[opaque sigil]

it means return to an earlier stage of evolution before we had all this stupid nonsense that's killing the world

[cerulean turtle]

Fun fact: Honey bees are also invasive and also kill other pollinators.
(Other bees are cool tho)

[cunning geode]

ok I get the joke now that you switched it from America to Africa

[wary copper]

let's devolve and go back to africa

[wind edge]

oh

[ocean shuttle]

I don't trust team cherry about silksongs release

[turbid kite]

i literally said that smhh hsmmhmg

[cyan forum]

misspelled sorry

[high hedge]

But what about the blockchain

[rapid condor]

Lets devolve and become mudskippers

[turbid kite]

no no. crab time

[kind dove]

africa is cool

[wind edge]

If they tweeted literally one word I would go ballistic

[turbid kite]

let's carcinize

[wary copper]

crab?

[trim estuary]

shaking my head head head shaking my my head my g?

[turbid kite]

itms time to crab

[cyan forum]

"misspelled", what I mean is that my head was turned off

[coarse leaf]

D:

[cerulean turtle]

Missed it lol

[ocean shuttle]

If silksong released i still would think it's a hoax

[turbid kite]

the peak of evoluion is crab

[coarse leaf]

dont choke hornet D:

[wary copper]

time for crab

[split tide]

What can crabs do

[turbid kite]

ss is stored in the crab

[cunning geode]

survive

[kind dove]

crabs can crab

[rapid condor]

Holy shit i never knew how ugly mudskippers are

[wind edge]

I need TC to come to my home and say its coming out and I need the entire team

[split tide]

Damn it’s an actual thing

[cerulean turtle]

Do you think humans will one say carcinize

[wary copper]

once we grow shells, strong claws and start inhabiting kelp, we shall, at last, get our hornet game

[trim estuary]

They look kinda like you

[turbid kite]

i love irl animals that look fake

[rapid condor]

[split tide]

Carcinisation, when a crustacean evolves into a crab

[ocean shuttle]

YT

[kind dove]

yoo why are they on mud dont they skip it???

[cerulean turtle]

It looks like it was made in Spore

[wind edge]

hide from us

[ocean shuttle]

Discord so mean didn't let me even type

[turbid kite]

? when a crustacean evolves into. another crustacean?

[trim estuary]

They skip on the mud

[rapid condor]

💀

[wary copper]

they also skip in the mud

[split tide]

Like into the crab-like form

[turbid kite]

pog fish

[ocean shuttle]

I also love Australia!

[coarse leaf]

😳

[wind edge]

they are so ugly

[trim estuary]

Are those fish???

[split tide]

From any other crustacean

[wind edge]

I didnt even know what their face looked like until now

[high hedge]

Crab can also be a shape. Coconut crabs are just crab shaped Lobsters

[rapid condor]

They're better looking than you at least

[coarse leaf]

this would be a good pog emote

[high hedge]

False Crabs

[ocean shuttle]

Is this real?

[wary copper]

pogskipper

[wind edge]

😦

[high hedge]

It’s an egg sack

[ivory quarry]

When the ss fans

[wary copper]

oh that thing

[wind edge]

What is that

[cunning geode]

yep, it's a pyrosome, a colony of tunicates. they are related to you!

[trim estuary]

#hk-meme

[turbid kite]

honestly that definition sucks. like that's the Actual definition, but it is a little strange

[kind dove]

hes happy

[wary copper]

it has a weird name

[cunning geode]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyrosome

[high hedge]

Wait I’m thinking of a different picture then

[split tide]

Yeah it’s not very well-defined

[heady iron]

hapi

[rapid condor]

T H E T U B E

[turbid kite]

oh yeah zooplankton terrify me. i hate the ocean

[wind edge]

Thats cute

[wary copper]

i like the fish that inhabit it

[split tide]

I love the ocean and how scary it can be

[wary copper]

the whales are peculiar

[wind edge]

Its cute, but I still cannot tell what it is

[turbid kite]

some zooplankton move and look like caterpillars so i just hate the ocean now

[ocean shuttle]

I like fish they taste good

[heady iron]

🐢

[wind edge]

I am allergic to fish

[wary copper]

fish are cool, and taste good

[ocean shuttle]

Fish are pretty ugly, they do taste good tho

[wind edge]

Seafood is hella good though 🤘

[turbid kite]

isnt that acrually a tortoise though

[wind edge]

You gotta make up with taste

[ocean shuttle]

Oh my what a perfect time to use my username

[wary copper]

shark should not be eaten, they're too endangered

[cyan forum]

guys, remember when ammonites would grow up to 2 meters?

[wind edge]

[heady iron]

mata mata turtle

[trim estuary]

How y’all feel about the funny lookin zebra-giraffe-horse combo

[wind edge]

Who even is eating sharks

[wary copper]

that's the name

[turbid kite]

shark fin soup is popular

[wary copper]

i'm not sure, but they are still eating them

[ocean shuttle]

You're not missing out much, most fish are just tasteless watery goo with some lingering taste of meat

[cyan forum]

ancient cephalopods were the shit

[wind edge]

Yeah I still eat it, just like once a year

[turbid kite]

it's unrequited

[wary copper]

fish taste like meat, except ocean

[cerulean turtle]

Well acshually 🤓 🤓 turtle is a blanket term for both tortoises and turtles 🤓 🤓

[kind dove]

fish is tasty

[ocean shuttle]

Only some

[turbid kite]

that's just fucked up

[wind edge]

oh completely forgot about that

[wary copper]

call them by their strange scientific terms

[nimble radish]

why would you eat a shark
shark should eat you

[turbid kite]

shark fin soup is wild because you can just use normal gelatin becausw shark fin itself is pretty plain and indistinct

[wind edge]

it can go both ways

[wary copper]

shark does not want to eat you

[ocean shuttle]

Fun fact : Turtles are theoretically immortal and stop aging when they reach maturity!

[heady iron]

shark are fren

[wary copper]

but human eats all, because human is selfish

[cerulean turtle]

I agree but Google doesn't

[trim estuary]

They absolutely do

[turbid kite]

if you dont want to be eaten by a shark, stop being seal-shaped

[wind edge]

me is human, me is eat all

[nimble radish]

but shark should eat you

[cunning geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405185098929930241/932432438469197834/image0.jpg

[wary copper]

are you living under a rock

[cyan forum]

HHAHHAAH

[turbid kite]

TRUMPET AMMONITE?

[coarse leaf]

wait actually? so no turtle has ever died from age? they always get eaten?

[wary copper]

this isn't the 1980s, stop believing the shark propoganda

[trim estuary]

dolphins > sharks

[heady iron]

you could play miles davis on that mf

[wary copper]

dolphins do unspeakable things i cannot actually say

[kind dove]

i killed them all

[trim estuary]

and with this controversial statement, I leave

[wind edge]

I like animals, but not the ones underwater, the ocean is hella scary

[wary copper]

sharks are just generic fish puppies

[coarse leaf]

did u eat them

[turbid kite]

sharks are good
source: window

[wind edge]

with razor sharp teeth and massive size

[turbid kite]

just like actual dogs

[cerulean turtle]

1000 shark attacks since 1580 to 2019

[ocean shuttle]

I don't know what they die from but it's not only by being eaten. Apparently they're only theoretically immortal.

[wind edge]

excluding the massive size

[wary copper]

contrary to popular belief, most sharks are actually average size

[coarse leaf]

interesting

[turbid kite]

honestly that seems like a good statistic

[cunning geode]

that is a very very good statistic

[cerulean turtle]

Yeah, thats super low

[heady iron]

based

[cunning geode]

thats almost nothing

[wind edge]

Maybe they taste better

[coarse leaf]

ive heard many times that sharks are waay friendlier than shown in movies etc

[kind dove]

now i like them

[nimble radish]

contrary to popular belief
we should all go live in the ocean

[warm bone]

Now look up how many people died from falling vending machines

[cunning geode]

compare that to how many sharks humans kill

[cerulean turtle]

They are more fatty

[wary copper]

let's become ocean people

[ocean shuttle]

https://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/12/science/12turt.html i'm too lazy to read

[wind edge]

yea more flavor

[rapid condor]

Remember, the chance of a cow killing you is never 0

[turbid kite]

americans get eaten by sharks and most of those americans are US Navy Seals

[cyan forum]

Or how many people are in those countries

[coarse leaf]

thanks!

[kind dove]

of course they hate americans, one of them made Jaws and ppl started hating on them

[cyan forum]

The more people, the higher the numbers, in like, everything

[ocean shuttle]

There are also completely immortal jellyfish

[wind edge]

yup

[turbid kite]

i'm devastated my navy seals joke was good

[ocean shuttle]

It's bizarre seeing immortal animals

[rapid condor]

Granted you shouldn't fuck around with sharks similar to how you shouldn't fuck around with a bear

[cunning geode]

the guy who wrote Jaws and then helped with the movie actually spent the remainder of his life trying to educate people on why his fiction was purely "fiction" and how sharks should be conserved

[wary copper]

yes, and thats why we have people like aprilfoolist bean defender who tried telling me i'm wrong on my shark knowledge

[wind edge]

You jealous?

[ocean shuttle]

Yeah wtf, i want to be an immortal jellyfish too

[sterile sleet]

Sharks are cool

[heady iron]

didnt seal the deal for me

[sterile sleet]

Dolphins are evil

[wind edge]

unless they fuck with me

[trim estuary]

wrong

[wary copper]

you satire ball of dung

[wind edge]

We are gonna box if a bear starts the fight

[cyan forum]

shit yeah, I think I saw a vid on that.

[turbid kite]

this reminds me of the dude who wrote about alpha hierarchy in wolves and then disproved his own paper, and now desperately continues to disprove it

[rapid condor]

Bruh, I wanna be an immortal jellyfish, they don't have to pay taxes and work 9-5!

[wary copper]

you're lucky this chat limits my fury

[nimble radish]

you also don't get to play silksong

[cyan forum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqykkfT8NlM

[cunning geode]

yeah pretty similar cases

[rapid condor]

A small price to pay to avoid paying taxes

[wind edge]

Lets defend a fictional shark murdering everyone !!!!

[wary copper]

you will get silksong when you listen to me that sharks aren't maneating monsters

[sterile sleet]

Sigma Male

[ocean shuttle]

You would still probably die. They just can't die of old age but they do die of disease, cancer and being eaten

[nimble radish]

but it would be really cool if they were

[ivory quarry]

I can tell this place is retaking if copium

[cerulean turtle]

Immortal Jellyfish don't actually not age, they turn themselves back into children

[wary copper]

[wind edge]

Who tf is eating immortal jellyfish or what is

[turbid kite]

it's depressing because the alpha theory led to people applying dominance theory to dog training :(

[cunning geode]

Bruce was only a villain because he was a fictional shark

[nimble radish]

bruce wayne

[high hedge]

Sometimes they get stuck and rip themselves apart

[turbid kite]

he's not even much a villain, he's just like. addicted to flesh

[cyan forum]

Ah yes, I am a mother now. ALL RESPECT ME

[rapid condor]

Specism

[turbid kite]

no we already had animal racism jokes, we're not doing them. raise your standards of humor

[cunning geode]

in the context of the movie, he is the antagonist, but yeah he's just a shark

[kind dove]

i was fucking terrified by bruce when i was a kid

[turbid kite]

he can't help it. he cant go vegan he'll die

[wary copper]

sharks are friends, not monsters

[high hedge]

That’s just predator behavior

[cyan forum]

H e l l o

[cunning geode]

and now you know why the shark in Nemo is called Bruce

[coarse leaf]

sharksong

[high hedge]

Fish are friends

[wind edge]

memo

[cunning geode]

Jaws reference

[coarse leaf]

i love those vids where people swim with sharks and pet them, so wholesome

[ocean shuttle]

Bruce Wayne ?

[wary copper]

he tried telling you, but movie directors said "NO" and made him a monster

[coarse leaf]

no way bruce wayne was a shark?

[rapid condor]

Dolphins are more dangerous than Sharks honestly lmao.

Dolphins are dicks

[wind edge]

until they hurt you

[warm bone]

The embargo was lifted for youtuber’s 6 hour play though of the full game of elden ring, watch out

[turbid kite]

i would say both are dangerous, dolphins are more of a wildcard

[high hedge]

Brotherhood forged through bloodshed

[nimble radish]

they hsould remake jaws with bruce wayne as the flesheating monster

[wind edge]

Yea, They are usually shown as cute and friendly though

[cyan forum]

let's not talk about dolphins

[turbid kite]

yeah that's a good idea

[wary copper]

orcas just fuck with humans, they're sadistic biglittle jokesters

[wind edge]

👍

[ocean shuttle]

You can't really apply human morals to something that isn't conscious, self aware and doesn't have complete free will

[kind dove]

ive seen some bad things about dolphins

[rapid condor]

Octopi will punch other fish simply out of spite is a mood

[wind edge]

Not just humans, they fuck with everyone and everything

[coarse leaf]

https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1491785650550362117?s=20&t=tEmC-fCBdWMjA9tv_NF_Yg

Nibel (@Nibellion)

PlayStation will reveal 7 indie games every 15 minutes

"We’re just minutes away from our first reveal. Spoiler alert: we’re kicking things off with a new look at one of our most anticipated upcoming PlayStation VR titles…"

https://t.co/EcMrFFhzt6

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[turbid kite]

octopi are delightful

[lament lotus]

hey guys
forg

[turbid kite]

frogs are delightful

[wary copper]

excactly

[nimble radish]

dolphins are smart buggers, is the thing

[cyan forum]

the mantis shrimp is based

[cerulean turtle]

Dolphins and Killer Whales are objectively evil

[ocean shuttle]

Only in terms of animal intelligence

[lament lotus]

octopi? what

[turbid kite]

killer whales are nice wtf

[wind edge]

I am going to stalk them

[wary copper]

squiggly-armed slug with eyes and big brains

[cyan forum]

casually breaks the laws of physics

[cerulean turtle]

Dolphins are as smart as children

[ocean shuttle]

AMOGI VR!!!!

[cunning geode]

evil is so far only something you can really apply to humans

[turbid kite]

children are objectively evil

[wind edge]

Yea most definitely

[cerulean turtle]

Wrong

[kind dove]

@ocean shuttle is objectively evil

[turbid kite]

i dont take counterarguments on this

[wary copper]

orcas are just psychopaths, not evil

[dense surge]

Clownsong isn't real

[coarse leaf]

silksong vr lets goo

[wind edge]

I hate children

[rapid condor]

Yes I can, Dolphins will do ungodly things to other dolphins and sea creatures

[dense surge]

I'm convonced

[cyan forum]

stop hating on children please

[ocean shuttle]

Nope. You cannot compare humans to something that isn't conscious or self aware. Their intelligence is a completely different type of intelligence. No animal on earth will ever come close to human intelligence

[turbid kite]

yeah this is why we shouldn't talk in depth about dolphins

[high hedge]

Dolphins don’t have a concept of God

[turbid kite]

let's stop talking about dolphins

[wary copper]

when you're the baddest hunter in all the 7 seas, you're bound to become a psychopath eventually

[ocean shuttle]

Apply dolphin morals

[rapid condor]

I shouldn't have to be at risk to listening to a 14 year old's opinion constantly on Twitter

[sinful flare]

Yeah lets talk about why dst is so good

[lament lotus]

moss mother is now 10x harder

[cerulean turtle]

https://youtu.be/3HM3xxXP8Ms

[wary copper]

we can speak of dolphins, but only the surface

[ocean shuttle]

[turbid kite]

nah no more dolphins

[cerulean sable]

i hate sea animals

[wind edge]

Its whats within

[high hedge]

So nothing on ESP dolphin theory then

[exotic pier]

Crows are smarter than dolphins tbh

[cyan forum]

cry your eyes out

[sinful flare]

Right guys

[wary copper]

we should probably move on yea

no more dolphin talk

[turbid kite]

@hollow terrace

[sage glade]

sup everyone
did we get anything yesterday?

[turbid kite]

no

[rapid condor]

Let's talk about Cabybara

[cerulean turtle]

Fun fact: that Killer Whale has taken three human lives

[opaque sigil]

orcas are big time trolls

[ocean shuttle]

I hate dolphins all my homies hate dolphins

[lament lotus]

ok i pull up

[sinful flare]

I love my capybara
Pill time

[sage glade]

[ocean shuttle]

I love capybaras they are the best animals, have you ever hugged or petted a capybara?

[cerulean sable]

hey tbf us as humans also see fun in tormenting stuff like insects

[cerulean turtle]

Fair

[wary copper]

even i see fun in tormenting small insects

[rapid condor]

No

[cerulean sable]

talking about shit like burning ants with magnifying glass

[rapid condor]

Bruh what

[sage glade]

fun

[ocean shuttle]

Have you ever petted a meerkat? I have, suffer

[sinful flare]

I love bullying myla

[high hedge]

To be fair it’s hard to feel bad when Orcas, predatory animals,in captivation kill their trainers

[wary copper]

i just play with their instincts

[cerulean sable]

dont let capybaras fool you

[turbid kite]

i would also argue that seaworld-related orca deaths are outliers in orca-murderousness

[ocean shuttle]

Best animals on the planet

[wind edge]

They already have

[wary copper]

they get very stressed when i keep barricading their exit with my hand

[lament lotus]

i wish to be as chill as a capybara

[wind edge]

I wish to be a capybara

[cerulean sable]

i shit you not, like any other wild animals, they can get nasty if you overstep your boundaries

[lament lotus]

why

[cerulean sable]

they mauled someones dog to death because it annoyed them too much

[rapid condor]

Hedgehogs my beloved

[coarse leaf]

Capybara therapy

[kind dove]

capybaras are common in some parts of my country, theyre cute as hell

[turbid kite]

actually i don't want to talk about orcas either because seaworld is incredibly depressing

[cerulean turtle]

Is that the real recipe

[ocean shuttle]

Every animal will get nasty if you overstep your boundaries, yes even humans can you believe it

[cerulean sable]

i mean

yeah

[wary copper]

rodents are already quite nasty, even the big, calm guinea pig can get upset

[high hedge]

Not Coral

[ocean shuttle]

Capybaras are one of the friendliest animals there are

[lament lotus]

same.

[rapid condor]

Geese are territorial assholes

[cerulean sable]

but theres like this public perception where Capybaras are uwu cute literal angel hamsters

[wary copper]

i get especially nasty if you overstep mine

[wind edge]

https://twitter.com/PlayStation there is 2 more games left to be revealed out of the 7, there better be fucking silksong

PlayStation (@PlayStation)

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[cerulean sable]

oml

stop doing this to yourself

[ocean shuttle]

I love capybaras, capybaras capybaras capybaras i love them capybaras capybaras capybaras

[sinful flare]

I must thank you for the instructions

[wind edge]

I NEED SILKSONG

[opaque sigil]

ss not on playstation at launch

[coarse leaf]

It isn't even fucking releasing for ps on day 1 what are you doing

[rapid condor]

Why would playstation announce it

[cerulean sable]

right????

[wind edge]

capybaras capybaras capybaras capybaras capybaras capybaras capybaras capybaras capybaras capybaras capybaras capybaras capybaras capybaras capybaras capybaras capybaras capybaras we love capybaras capybaras

[cunning geode]

you need food, water, and rest.

[split tide]

Hamsters may also dislike it if you enroach on their space

[wary copper]

no more "pls silksong", animal time

[ocean shuttle]

Yes, they even let you hug them, i hugged one

[cerulean sable]

literally imagine advertising on an out of nowhere twitter

[wind edge]

anything will suffice for me

[turbid kite]

you're edging too close to spam with this one honestly

[small goblet]

silksong is initially only released on switch and pc

[rapid condor]

Only really place they would announce it is either Team Cherry themselves or Nintendo Indie World

[sinful flare]

THERE BETTER BE FUCKING DONT STARV

[wind edge]

oops

[ocean shuttle]

I love capybaras i want a capybara

[lament lotus]

dst is a indie game?

[split tide]

Like you can’t always pet a hamster

[high hedge]

I’ve heard they smell pretty bad

[wind edge]

Thats not an indie game

[shy roost]

same with cats

[ocean shuttle]

yeah

[turbid kite]

you can always pet a cat, at a price

[ocean shuttle]

Well they smell like any other rodent

[wind edge]

Yup

[shy roost]

fair

[sinful flare]

I mean uhhhh

[lament lotus]

can confirm
still have the wounds

[cerulean sable]

thats like when the Divergent series went to shit so hard that the after the first 2 movies, they just turned the finale into a fucking TV movie

[wind edge]

I need a cat

[carmine sapphire]

Silksong wont be on ps4 day 1 sadly

[ocean shuttle]

Just pick a good cat

[kind dove]

nobody talked about dogs😔

[high hedge]

I’ve heard Rats can be pretty clean pets

[sinful flare]

YEAH WINDOW BAN TTACO

[turbid kite]

hk discord is all cats no dogs

[wary copper]

i like sea animals

[ocean shuttle]

[wind edge]

They wash themselves or something

[cerulean sable]

legit a TV movie, how do you fall so hard from being a full release movie to a TV movie

thats like double death, no, the worddeath doesnt do it enough justice

[wind edge]

Apparently

[robust sorrel]

Ss wouldn't be revealed at a PlayStation event, it's a timed Nintendo exclusive

[wary copper]

we should talk about how incredibly big some animals are

[cerulean turtle]

I have two cats

[rapid condor]

Silksong TI-84 Calculator release when

[high hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/taking-bath-bathing-mouse-rat-cleaning-gif-15925210

[ocean shuttle]

[wind edge]

Can a man dream 🥺

[turbid kite]

yeah, there's a lot of animals that will groom themselves and try to keep their enclosures tidy, but it won't help w/ any innate smell

[lament lotus]

chat is going very fast

[high hedge]

Fair

[wary copper]

dreams only get crushed, grub

[cerulean turtle]

You want to hear a disturbing fact about this video?

[turbid kite]

No

[high hedge]

No.

[kind dove]

apparently hes trying to take this shit off him

[cerulean sable]

so is hoping you find methamphetamine in a 7/11 dumpster but surely youd find better sources than that?

[wind edge]

yes

[nimble radish]

ok heres a question for you, what animal would you least like to get stuck in the enclosure of

[wind edge]

Crack isnt my type, maybe some lean

[rapid condor]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-washing-viralhog-raccoon-wash-eat-gif-17821790

[lament lotus]

uhhh lion prob

[cerulean turtle]

Thats the fact. Also if this shampoo isn't animal friendly his skin could very well be burning

[ocean shuttle]

I think it's from breaking bad

[kind dove]

@coarse leaf

[cerulean sable]

jesse jesse we need to

we need to relaese silksong jesse

[ocean shuttle]

cook

[cerulean sable]

BUT MR WHITE SILKSONG DOESNT EXIST XD XD XD

[ocean shuttle]

jesse we need to cook sherma

[heady iron]

jesse what the fuck are you talking about

[turbid kite]

ss-discussion

[wary copper]

i wonder if reeves would enjoy this place right now

[wind edge]

A cat

[cerulean turtle]

No snail, gif > words

[wary copper]

no his phone's probably dead or something

[turbid kite]

they said they'd be back in 2 hrs

[wary copper]

last update we had, he said it was 7%

[kind dove]

gef ignored my joke slandering him 😔

[rapid condor]

https://tenor.com/view/larrydasnail-ashsnails-snail-meme-pet-gif-23567477

[wind edge]

What was>

[ocean shuttle]

[turbid kite]

he's waiting for you to come into the enclosure

[wary copper]

a regular that i know of

[ocean shuttle]

SNAIL WITHOUT A SHELL?? SNAIL WITHOUT A SHELL??? WHAT HE GONNA DO.

[wary copper]

slug

[cerulean turtle]

Slug

[ocean shuttle]

Same shit

[lament lotus]

this is the funniest shit ive seen today

[small goblet]

:snаiljam:

[rapid condor]

Be slug

[turbid kite]

sometimes i kidnap worms and spirit them away to my compost bin

[wary copper]

slug looks slightly yummy

[wind edge]

😟

[lament lotus]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ocean shuttle]

NOOOOOOOOO

[cerulean turtle]

Thse two images line up perfectly

[nimble radish]

salted

[turbid kite]

F seasoned

[sinful flare]

A person you fucking idiot /j

[cerulean sable]

I think the lesson here is, maybe the real Silksong is the friends we met along the way?

nah im just kidding, given the chance id kill all of you for a Silksong copy ngl dont ratio me cope harder

[nimble radish]

L + ratio + salted

[wind edge]

Relatable

[turbid kite]

tacco banned for death threats

[cerulean turtle]

Ratio

[coarse leaf]

radio

[lament lotus]

[rapid condor]

I'd kill you all over a bag of goldfish cracker

[sinful flare]

To be honest i would too

[cerulean sable]

Death is nothing

But to live without Silksong is to die daily

[turbid kite]

i would never commit murder

[gusty spoke]

https://twitter.com/TeamCherryGames/status/830190129935298560 happy anniversary to this tweet

Team Cherry (@TeamCherryGames)

Get ready, the Release Trailer is here! Descend into the world of #HollowKnight February 24! https://t.co/wK89gjNH5x #indiedev #gamedev https://t.co/37uqJuQH45

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[wind edge]

[mortal mango]

[wind edge]

If Quirrel gave me a big hug that would be enough for me to wait another 4 years of waiting for silksong

[lament lotus]

australian timezones amirite. always in the future

[coarse leaf]

so uh from what store do i get it

[turbid kite]

how many of you felt brief hope reading that tweet

[sinful flare]

WOOO HOLLOW KNIGHT IS RELEASING IN 14 DAYS GUYS IM SO EXCITED!1

[cerulean sable]

look at all these poor bastards

they dont know what theyre getting in to

[lament lotus]

can you believe it guys silksong is in 1(2) weeks!!

[turbid kite]

-tacco 2022 before he puts the clown nose on

[rapid condor]

Shovel Knight Silksong

[wind edge]

No

Nothing is the truth anymore

[nimble radish]

wow, silksong
just a year away

[small goblet]

sweet times when tc was alive 🥲

[wind edge]

Yea are they dead or whatever

[lament lotus]

they're dead?

[kind dove]

yes...

[coarse leaf]

wow, silksong
just away

[sinful flare]

Yeah sorry i know i killed them

[rapid condor]

Silksong gonna release in 1984

[ocean shuttle]

Who is.... Team cherry?

[wary copper]

we lost tc a while ago

[lament lotus]

team

[wind edge]

Whats a Team

[coarse leaf]

criminals who escaped a few days ago

[kind dove]

they ate a spoiled croissant and died

[nimble radish]

let's not pretend you wouldn't come back, one way or another

[wary copper]

what is cherry

[wind edge]

They ran away with the responsibility of Silksong

[coarse leaf]

they call themselves cherry because one of their members died after he slipped off a cherry while escaping

[cerulean sable]

https://youtu.be/GIUhpzv47YQ?t=95 Me seeing my past self going "Hey this looks like a cool Soulslike" knowing that ill inevitably meet all of you guys 3-4 years into the future 😊

[wind edge]

TC should be arrested for starving their fans and not giving news updates

[rapid condor]

Uh no?

[nimble radish]

I know mr afton, I know, now lets get you to bed

[sinful flare]

They should have played dont starve so they would know better to not starve their fans

[wary copper]

we are just inhabiting the ruins of their old kingdom, and graig is this place's version of ogrim

[worthy lichen]

[kind dove]

stop them nooooo

[wind edge]

Yea if they starve we starve

[cerulean turtle]

I mean you said the line

[kind dove]

he throws shit at us?

[cerulean sable]

beware the pipeline

[wind edge]

We are in purgatory right now

[worthy lichen]

I love you too

[wary copper]

no, he's just a relic of the old group

[rapid condor]

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed.

[coarse leaf]

i mean he does shitpost

[wary copper]

maybe he throws shit at us i don't know

[cerulean turtle]

Ye

[nimble radish]

skissue

[sinful flare]

Hey afton what do you think about the clown emoji

[wary copper]

skingissue

[jolly tulip]

SS probably wont be annouced tommorow cause there will be premier of game that awnsers question will it be released/annouced tommorow (not tonight 2)

[wind edge]

WHEN

[tiny wasp]

hey guys

[jolly tulip]

Tommorow

[wind edge]

who, gave you such knowledge, oh great one

[rapid condor]

SS won't be announced until Team Cherry finishes their leftover cheesecake

[tiny wasp]

whats the consensus on the moderation here again

[jolly tulip]

Steam

[wind edge]

Where did they say that

[coarse leaf]

we ban everyone

[coral glacier]

Any news yet?

[rapid condor]

Tobey Maguire

[tiny wasp]

[jolly tulip]

On not tonight 2 page

[kind dove]

if there isnt silksong at the anniversary simo should delete the server

[lament lotus]

no

[coarse leaf]

he should delete our accounts

[lament lotus]

i agree

[tiny wasp]

this place is going to hell if nothing happens

[wind edge]

If there is no silksong, there is no server

I dont even care if the games gonna be bad, I just need silksong even if its rushed

[rapid condor]

Wdym "going to"? It's been hell for 4 years

[cerulean turtle]

There will probably be something but it may not be silksong related. I still think it's going to drop Christmas/early 2023

[tiny wasp]

fun fact: silksong is a mass delusion, simply a trick of the mind, spread like a mental virus

[tiny wasp]

it will be worse

[wind edge]

The infection

[rapid condor]

Hollow Knight never existed, you just ate some bad gas station sushi

[wind edge]

What is a silksong

[tiny wasp]

SS is the radiance in disguise

[worthy lichen]

don't never buy no weed from the gas station

[wind edge]

🤕

[tiny wasp]

[cerulean turtle]

👁️
⚫ 👄 👁️

[coral glacier]

Yes

[wary copper]

i have a rival for dancing stickman

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/736153071218065508/917070189353390169/image0-2.gif

[coral glacier]

WANDA

[tiny wasp]

Wanda

[wary copper]

not bad, but how about...

[wind edge]

Can I bride Cherry

[wary copper]

https://c.tenor.com/Uz2ikZhI3l0AAAAM/silksong-hollow-knight.gif

i have no other dancing gifs, but i have this

wait

[wind edge]

yo what the

[cerulean turtle]

GEF's last image isn't even rainbow, and the Hornet gif isn't even dancing

[wary copper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/586931790208434203/930491982407684146/image0.gif

[worthy lichen]

I'm glad someone got that

[cerulean turtle]

Literally 1984

[coarse leaf]

1957

[trim estuary]

deep

[cerulean turtle]

1993

[trim estuary]

1987

[tardy kernel]

i was just typing thar

[cloud dock]

what is a silksong

[cerulean turtle]

Game

[wind edge]

What do you guys think about hornett fanfic

[trim estuary]

what

[kind dove]

he didnt said the genre of the fanfic

[sinful flare]

HEY TOMORROW'S HERE

[cerulean sable]

do yall think garmond is a recovering addict

[coarse leaf]

zaza is

[cerulean sable]

aight

[wary copper]

you're piecing together higher-ups's messages into some riddle that silksong will be out tomorrow

[cerulean turtle]

Why would you think that

[cerulean sable]

We didnt get people on the moon by asking stuff like "Oh why do we need to send them to the moon??"

[coarse leaf]

he's releasing himself tomorrow

TC: Oh why do we need to make Silksong

[cerulean turtle]

What did sending a man to the moon accomplish for us tho

[wary copper]

well, we know the moon is real

[cerulean sable]

flexing on those bovine motherfuckers and to make them realize how stupid they look when they chew on grass

[cerulean turtle]

Or do we?

[cerulean sable]

would a cow get into space? lmfao ofc not

[coarse leaf]

no way the moon wasnt my eyes lying to me

[coarse leaf]

a dog did

[wary copper]

we have pictures of someone on the moon, so i assume so

[cerulean sable]

exceptions

[coarse leaf]

and a monkey

[worthy lichen]

the dog couldn't make it without us

[wary copper]

we made the rocket, the cows cannot

[worthy lichen]

plus she died so

[coarse leaf]

the bovine defense force will avenge the cows for this hate

[coarse leaf]

Sly could

[hollow terrace]

Can you stop pinging me for this bit and im not doing that

[wary copper]

sly can helicopter into space, but he could not breathe

[trim estuary]

Wait has Graig been randomly capitalizing letters again

[worthy lichen]

NO

[trim estuary]

AHAHHAHAA

[worthy lichen]

explain

[wary copper]

this prophet is virtually, the CEO of irony

[worthy lichen]

HM

[trim estuary]

Didn’t he capitalize direct too

[coarse leaf]

nope

[trim estuary]

It is time for conspiracy theories

[coarse leaf]

he said nothing about the direct, only that ss could be in it which obv it didnt

[worthy lichen]

time to get the tinfoil hats

[wary copper]

eh, why do i bother

[trim estuary]

Nvm I was thinking of something else