sk-discussion

[shell yacht]

Lol

[subtle flint]

There's apparently around 1000 motorcycles and mopeds here today

[warped prairie]

Fuck you all summer squadders im gonna send a hitman to all of you

[red mulch]

i mean imo it's just important to get away from senseless hype. the reality is that besides a few vague dates here and there we know nothing and as long as it stays that way no amount of "we are not bound to a console release" and "BEFORE holdays" can change the fact that there were no actually binding news. it's imo reasonable to kinda look at the whole thing from a distance

[floral void]

Noise.mp3

[harsh yarrow]

why did Starpengu get muted? XD

[sage glade]

why not XD

[warped umbra]

okie, i am hyped!

[warped prairie]

She did?!

[sinful flare]

we should destroy summer

[red mulch]

prepare to be disappointed then

[warped umbra]

bold of you to assume silksong releasing sooner or later affects my life in any way

[warped prairie]

-# Being realistic and denying for no reason is two different things but okay

[quick cedar]

Sureee

[warped umbra]

i am simply an enjoyer of fun and positivity

[sinful flare]

i HATE silksong

[warped prairie]

0/10

[sinful flare]

i agree its a 0/10 game

[quick cedar]

If you had to say 0/10 it's at least 2/10

[warped prairie]

Silksong more like ballssong

[red mulch]

i mean idk i just think that the only thing that expectations breed is disappointment. it's better to not expect anything and have a nice surprise than to expect something and be inevitably disappointed when it's not there

[sinful flare]

Whatr

[sage glade]

i hATE shovel kngiht

[warped prairie]

chat is it crazy to trust TC when they say they’re ready and they’re also doing a bunch of other shit that indicates the game is ready

[sinful flare]

the first game right

[quick cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[warped umbra]

i understand and would also generally agree but my hype creates lasting memories and fun whereas my disappointments lasts like an hour max

[versed pollen]

I think the strangest thing about this fan base isn't having expectations but placing arbitrary expectations on something you have no reason to expect something for

[atomic sparrow]

if silksong was really a 2/10 game we can basically say its a 4/10

[warped prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-meme-speedrun-gif-20874272

[quick cedar]

And 4 is basically 5

[floral void]

So close to 5/7

[warped umbra]

so i'd rather have more fun waiting than being hopeless all the time, thats boring as shit man

[atomic sparrow]

which means it really a 8/10 no ?

[quick cedar]

And 5 rounds to 10

[floral void]

Perfect score baby

[sinful flare]

i didnt know andy was a worker at ign

[warped prairie]

i just see no reason to be hopeless, it does nothing. Be hopeful, but don’t be like r/silksong. Be hesitant, but don’t deny everything. Have balance.

[sinful flare]

cherry roo

[red mulch]

idk i'm just a stable person and i'd rather be in a constant state of no expectations at all than ride the constant back and forth of hype and disappointment

[floral void]

Nuance? in my ss-discussion?

[warped umbra]

being disapointed causes me zero instability, i have a stable life, job, hobbies, aspirations, being hyped overall has created so much more fun memories and made the ride way more cool

[warped prairie]

i’m not always hyped and expecting everything, I’m jus confident in 2025. Demoes indicate that the game is done enough to make a demo, steam updates indicate something going on at least, and all the showcase stuff indicates they’re very ready and confident. Iunno, doubting is unfun

Doubters are unfun to be around

[warped umbra]

sure i get disappointed when i expect it to show up and it doesnt, and then i move on lol

[red mulch]

i have a stable life and a stable sense of hopelessness so yknow it all just fits neatly, not like i have any influence over anything whatsoever

[warped umbra]

well you can enjoy that i guess? i just dont see how hopelessness is enjoyable but im not gonna force you to change your opinion, i was just providing insight as to how i think about it all

[sinful flare]

im personally hyped for graig making a euw account so we can play league of legends together

[warped prairie]

I see no reason to doubt all this. It’d just be miserable.

[red mulch]

like idk having the knowledge that i can in no way influence anything besides my immediate surroundings is the basis of just not expecting anything

[shell yacht]

Y'all are thinking way too deep about this shit, just don't believe a bunch of random bullshit people on the internet tell you and the game will come out when it comes out

[warped prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-shaking-head-gif-13593506101986476598

[warped umbra]

me when im conversing and wasting time on the internet for fun

[red mulch]

and like when it comes to stuff that others do it's the best to expect the worst bc even then you're going to be disappointed lol. god why did i choose to play music

[warped prairie]

I wish I didn’t care so much about what people say

[warped umbra]

i do not care when the game comes out

[warped umbra]

thats a cute cat i like that cat

they look very polite

[shell yacht]

He's very much an ass

[floral void]

Administer the cat 1 (one) singular pat from me

[warped umbra]

in what sense, is he just an asshole?

[warped prairie]

tbh neither do i

[shell yacht]

He starts most of the fights and tries to steal food

[errant hollow]

i still think the games coming out this year but that wont make the six years of dogshit
communication justified to me

[red mulch]

this stinker got anti anxiety medicine prescribed today

[shell yacht]

I think he's coping with never getting bigger

[warped umbra]

damn, i feel like my dog is so polite compared to how a lot of people describe their pets

[warped prairie]

Sounds like Gary

[floral void]

What a silly

[orchid locust]

Y'all aren't thinking deep enough about this shit, just always believe random bullshit people on the internet tell you and send angry emails to Team Cherry until the game comes out

[errant hollow]

it being delayed would just b the cherry on top

[warped umbra]

my dogs only annoying trait is he just yaps when people he doesnt know comes over

[red mulch]

i just think it would be incredibly funny if it got delayed

[floral void]

Sleepy mini car

[sinful flare]

i like Gay

[warped umbra]

but he's very well behaved, doesnt steal food if it falls on the floor, even if treats are placed right in front of him, he wont eat it unless we give it to him

[dusk pilot]

u arent thinking deep enough smh

[warped umbra]

we literally just leave the treats fully in access to him, he doesnt touch em

[shell yacht]

For a second I thought you were talking about a cat and I was like no fucking way

[warped umbra]

nah LMAO, i dont know any cats like that

[shell yacht]

My cats are pretty obedient and know a lot of commands but not eating food right in front of them? Lmao

[floral void]

My grown cat is like that, the most well behaved patient good girl

[velvet sentinel]

Guys I'm doing the coding !!

[errant hollow]

literally the only sources of info we have abt silksongs release r all external

thats rly fucking dumb if u ask me

[warped prairie]

One is from a guy who is inside TC

[warped umbra]

i wish domesticated pet pigs were a thing

[velvet sentinel]

They are

[shell yacht]

They are

[floral void]

How Can 60 FPS Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

[shell yacht]

My Grandma had one

[warped prairie]

Leth is literally a team cherryer

[warped umbra]

oh ok well its not regular here, they're really smart and can learn a lot of stuff

it'd be so cool to have one as a pet

[velvet sentinel]

Pigs are really stupid

[shell yacht]

I mean I would say a pet pig is not normal in most places but you can still just have one

[sinful flare]

me

[uncut citrus]

1/10 ragebait

[velvet sentinel]

They can't even do basic math

[warped prairie]

1)10

[warped umbra]

ok yeah thats pretty stupid

[sinful flare]

@uncut citrus Hop Peak with chris

[velvet sentinel]

They don't even know the alphabet

[orchid locust]

what is bro reading ⁉️

[warped prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/soggy-cat-shark-ssoggycat-blender-twitter-gif-6055494234997748111

[uncut citrus]

What about waddles

[sinful flare]

@uncut citrus Actually i lied someone else asked me to hop peak

[warped prairie]

srs or j

[uncut citrus]

It says on the cover

[warped prairie]

Anyone who actually expected silksong at the indie showcase is foolish indeed

[velvet sentinel]

You guys think tc will be at gamescom or only silksong

[shell yacht]

Are you five

[velvet sentinel]

Will I get to meet Ari

[shell yacht]

They tend to go to some of these events but I don't think I've heard of them being outside of Australia in a while

[velvet sentinel]

Only in Australia 🙏 they don't even go outside

[dusk pilot]

it will be so cool to compare the 2019 demo to this one

[warped prairie]

WE HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG FOR GAMESCOMMMMMMMM

[velvet sentinel]

No that's aussies

[warped prairie]

Explode all new Knights

[warped umbra]

if gamescon is anywhere within the release window, i doubt they'd go because release period is pretty busy

[dusk pilot]

why did i just see a random crikey in ss disc

[warped umbra]

probably a stinky australian (im australian)

[dusk pilot]

also dont advocate for explosion of new knights

[warped prairie]

I advocate for it

[dusk pilot]

do it instead

[warped prairie]

Infact, all people not named zamtreon should explode

[shell yacht]

I'm pretty sure this one is a regular they just come and leave repeatedly

[dusk pilot]

man just wants the hornet badge

[cunning geode]

i hope not

[oblique musk]

Infact, all people not named zamtreon should explode

[warped prairie]

[chilly crane]

Uh oh

[warped prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/klassny-klassni-klassny-klassni-kot-gif-15764074524754019618

[dusk pilot]

zam rn

[cunning geode]

ok

[smoky nebula]

This is why you'll never compete in bfdi

[cunning geode]

did… that guy get banned?

[velvet sentinel]

Grim?

[warped prairie]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[velvet sentinel]

Grim was here before ye

[dusk pilot]

why do i always arrive to a person getting muted or banned

[smoky nebula]

Not even leafy will want to be your friend

[velvet sentinel]

Did he get banned or what

[shell yacht]

Yeah

[warped prairie]

Why was grim banned just now

[shell yacht]

You're secretly a harbinger

[velvet sentinel]

Damn

[smoky nebula]

Darsh is a crow‽

[velvet sentinel]

What did he do

[dusk pilot]

its just my showdown luck transferred to discord

[warped prairie]

ts is so sad bruh did anyone actually expect silksong at the showcase 💀

[velvet sentinel]

Apparently

[lucid field]

ew a doubter

[full rune]

:skull

[shell yacht]

Ragebating stupid arguments and other shit

[warped prairie]

💀 i am a believer

[velvet sentinel]

At this point people would expect silksong at my local garage sale

[lucid field]

oh ok 💀

[smoky nebula]

Why wouldn't it be there

[warped prairie]

Expecting silksong at a 15 minute showcase for indie games is laughable. It is beyond that and would just take the spotlight

and like why would it be there srsly why

[cunning geode]

i woke up and turned it on just for fun

[warped prairie]

You… WOKE UP?! LIBERAL!

[cunning geode]

can’t believe no Junkfood 5

[smoky nebula]

Guys if silksong is somewhere we'll know when that thing releases
No reason to stress over it

[shell yacht]

There was some fun looking stuff in the direct

[quick cedar]

I woke up in a new Bugatti

[dusk pilot]

i watched it for hades 2 but got goth game

[warped umbra]

Neverway looks so nice

[warped prairie]

little kitty big city update omgomgomgog,!!!!!

[smoky nebula]

Wombat anything interesting I kinda completely forgot about it

[cunning geode]

Mina The Hollower

[warped prairie]

fym ❌

[cunning geode]

Ball Pit

[warped prairie]

SilkBalls

[shell yacht]

I plan on playing Mina on Playstation so that didn't really matter, ball pit looks kind of like another AFK game

[warped umbra]

a few of my friends have played Ball x Pit and said its really good

[cunning geode]

i think it’ll entertain the nubbys number factory players

[warped umbra]

i havent tried it myself

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/nubbys-number-factory-has-consumed-gif-1621841273300686950

[warped umbra]

man this slowmode is so ass why is it even there

[errant hollow]

i wholeheartedly believe silksongll release mid september

[cunning geode]

how long is it

my phone tried to autocorrect “long” to “bfg”

says a lot

[warped umbra]

15 SECOND SLOWMODE, who the fuck is hyping or spamming shit here

[smoky nebula]

BFG‽

[cunning geode]

me

[velvet sentinel]

What does bfg mean

[warped prairie]

💥

[dusk pilot]

we would be hyping games

[warped umbra]

i have adhd i literally cant finish a single coherent thought i have to wait so long to press enter after typing

[errant hollow]

after gamescom but before the museum showcase

[grim magnet]

Big fucking gay

[cunning geode]

close

[smoky nebula]

Stop thinking and start doing

[warped umbra]

bypass the slowmode

[grim magnet]

What is it then

[dusk pilot]

edit the old messages

[cunning geode]

big fucking gun

[velvet sentinel]

How much does one have to pay to appear in indie world

[dusk pilot]

big friendly giant

[warped umbra]

i'd imagine at least a dollar

[warped prairie]

BSilksong FTommorow GFr

[cunning geode]

it’s the thing in holding in this image. don’t look at anything else going on

[errant hollow]

will there be a showcase to go along w gamescom or will it just be the booths

[warped prairie]

Why dya ask

[dusk pilot]

he hoarding all the monster

[swift sand]

midmode

[dusk pilot]

we need 6hr slowmode

[oblique musk]

Slowmid was right there

[warped prairie]

“End this now “ wtf is that

[shell yacht]

Wrong list

[swift sand]

that was my next thing

[smoky nebula]

Fastmode when

[velvet sentinel]

I got into making games

[warped prairie]

Caves of Chud

[swift sand]

nicee

[dusk pilot]

ice

[oblique musk]

You must type one message every 30s or you get banned

[velvet sentinel]

But of course I don't have a game made or experience or anything. So I'm just curious

[smoky nebula]

I think 10 second fastmode

[storm abyss]

There's keynote opening stream thing the day before:
https://www.gamescom.global/en/event/gamescom-opening-night-live

[smoky nebula]

It's not overly cruel but still hard to think

[dusk pilot]

it costs one cringy voiceover

[swift sand]

no cost too great....

[dusk pilot]

no mind too strong

[velvet sentinel]

"Here at game studio we think that generic thing. That's why we have made game"

[cunning geode]

🎵 Frantic minds are terrified,
Life lies in a grave
Silent death rides high above
On the wings of
Revelation🎵

[dusk pilot]

yup thats the outline

[unique fractal]

if they leaked 16 october for rog ally release does that mean we're getting silksong after rog?

[dusk pilot]

dont look at leaks

[warped prairie]

Leaks are stupid

[warped prairie]

It’ll be on the ally day one no?

[viscid wind]

even if xbox rog ally x was officially announced for october 16, what? no

[unique fractal]

no ik they might be wrong
but if rog was releasing before holidays

[fossil raft]

OMG

[smoky nebula]

Here at Bob studios, we with games should drive you to the brink of insanity and require you be institutionalised
That's why we made the torment nexus

[viscid wind]

shortest song of 2018

[warped prairie]

fym they might be wrong

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-leek-dance-leak-fortnite-gif-3919806719934397507

[unique fractal]

leakers might wrong

[dusk pilot]

MIKU

[viscid wind]

i might be wrong by radiohead

[warped prairie]

OH yeah they could
But leakers didn’t say that i believe?

[trim estuary]

Any cool stuff at Indie World?

[dusk pilot]

neverway

[warped prairie]

wait I’m confused I was thinkin bout the wrong message

[unique fractal]

some leakers say rog will release around 16 october

[shell yacht]

?tag sources

[white sail]

Official and reliable sources of information about Hollow Knight and Hollow Knight Silksong

• Leth's twitter / Team Cherry's twitter
• This server ( we keep up to date with the actual news in #hk-announcements , with micro-updates sometimes pinned in #sk-discussion )
• r/hollowknight pinned messages by the mod team
• Team Cherry's official YouTube channel and Website

Any and all information outside of this cannot be verified as truth, consume outside information at your own risk

[floral void]

Oh, did I miss another 'fuck germans'

[warped prairie]

Meh
Silksong’s prob releasing around septemeber so sounds pluaisble

[dusk pilot]

leakers are not reliable sources

[sharp agate]

Are yall taking a week off to watch Gamescom

[viscid wind]

and since when is ign a reliable source

[warped prairie]

But leakers aren’t reliable so take it with a mountain of salt. Leakers just happen to guess often

[shell yacht]

Literally never

[velvet sentinel]

The fuck did i do

[dusk pilot]

never was ign even a source

[warped prairie]

why are people saying that 😭 its just a game demo 💀

[dusk pilot]

its like slop slop

[unique fractal]

ign just posted an interview or idk how we say it

[sharp agate]

Yall remember the joke? You cant spell IGN either i-g-n

[floral void]

Yeah I have no words lol

[oblique musk]

You know what you did
(People are mad because you get Silksong first)

Which makes no sense, of course. It’ll be a demo, not the full game.

[velvet sentinel]

It's a demo. Besides that just come to Germany for gamescom

[floral void]

But but the backers /s

[smoky nebula]

Have you met people
They have trouble making sense

[floral void]

You're not wrong

[oblique musk]

Honestly I should know that by now massive skill issue on my part

[grim magnet]

We should steal the demo

[smoky nebula]

It's a free demo...

[floral void]

Mission impossible style, grapple from the roof

[velvet sentinel]

Just go in there with a high vis vest and take it. If you act confident noone will bother you

[dusk pilot]

zelda p2

[grim magnet]

This guy gets it

[vivid belfry]

Have you guys played the Mina the hollower demo yet

Do it

[coral prawn]

I will soon

[oblique musk]

It’s not about money. It’s about sending a message.

[rocky flicker]

Hand it over
That thing
Your silk song

[oblique musk]

Is it on steam?

[viscid wind]

is the distance between two just lost girl but slowed down

[vivid belfry]

I would assume so

[grim magnet]

What

[floral void]

A bug... should be left well alone

[viscid wind]

deltarune ost discussion

[vivid belfry]

No it's a distinct song

[grim magnet]

Haven't played chap 3 and 4 yet

[vivid belfry]

I mean it's the same melody but it's not the same instrumentation

[oblique musk]

Do it now

[grim magnet]

Planning to obviously

[rocky flicker]

Yall see rog ally October 16th rumour?

[dusk pilot]

dont trust leaker

[viscid wind]

shush

[oblique musk]

Leaker said no SS at indie world.

[rocky flicker]

But they’re always so reliable

[dusk pilot]

all leakers do is get u hyped then dump u at the bottom of the well

[rocky flicker]

Leaker says sky blue tomorrow

[grim magnet]

What if leader's just say random info and hope they're right

[dusk pilot]

why is there a spy here

[smoky nebula]

Iirc silksong will release for one picosecond and then get taken down

[harsh yarrow]

I'll believe it at gamescon, supposedly ROG Ally preorders open then lol

[velvet sentinel]

Leakers are right more than 50% of the time which makes them trustworthy

[rocky flicker]

RED SPY IS IN BASE

[grim magnet]

No

[vivid belfry]

Wtf do you mean iirc

[oblique musk]

A red spy is in the base?

[rocky flicker]

Are they?

[velvet sentinel]

He's from the future

[dusk pilot]

no hes a white role

[rocky flicker]

I’ll believe it right now because I kinda want to

[smoky nebula]

The worms told me I think
Or they yearned for moisture it's hard to tell

[harsh yarrow]

fair- would line up with Silksong releasing sometime before or after ACMI

[rocky flicker]

Rfk jr?

[vivid belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/the-labyrinth-im-a-worm-worm-gif-22539790

[unreal thicket]

Which b side in Celeste the most easiest one?

[rough quiver]

That news at the direct today was crazy tho

[smoky nebula]

No the worms stay away from my brain and I'm not against autistic people

[grim magnet]

What if we like just waited and stopped trying to predict a release date

[cunning geode]

you ARE this guy

[rocky flicker]

That’s not even a political statement that guy just has a worm in his brain

[oblique musk]

Doesn’t “before or after acmi” just imply any time ever?

[harsh yarrow]

soon before or after*

[rocky flicker]

That’s the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard in all my years of life you should genuinely be ashamed

[vivid belfry]

You are the labyrinth wormest person EVER

[cunning geode]

any fun musics chat?

[grim magnet]

Im sorry

[smoky nebula]

She/they please

[harsh yarrow]

a week or two before, week or two after

[unreal thicket]

Any news?

[oblique musk]

But not denying the future allegations, huh. Curious.

[grim magnet]

No

[rocky flicker]

Whispers… rumours…

[smoky nebula]

Honestly I haven't listened to any music in a while

[cunning geode]

no worries

[floral void]

Oh is it this time of the day again

[rocky flicker]

What do you mean

[trim estuary]

You don’t know nothin’….

[oblique musk]

https://youtu.be/zmvsw2ILX5k?feature=shared

[unreal thicket]

Whispering root ❌
Rumoring root ✅

[velvet sentinel]

https://open.spotify.com/track/06BRkkaJsqM9i6VZKDvUlK?si=3bcea1687ff34a46

[rocky flicker]

The voices in the winds…

[smoky nebula]

Like actually put on a song to listen to

[stoic sigil]

Herald of Darkness

[cunning geode]

https://predawka.bandcamp.com/track/bassguit i’ve been listening to this album a lot lately because the next one just dropped alongside a full hour long animated movie

[smoky nebula]

Like obviously you can't escape the music

[stoic sigil]

Chat what do I get for lunch

[grim magnet]

Food

[vivid belfry]

Eggs

[smoky nebula]

Well what are your options

[rocky flicker]

I didn’t realise party 4 u was Charli xcx for so long

[swift sand]

gaslight gatekeep gaelboss

[floral void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrM2lo6B04I I don't recall if I linked this but yes

[rocky flicker]

Been getting into woman music recently tbh, LUNCH is a banger

[stoic sigil]

Too many to list

[grim magnet]

What's woman music

[rocky flicker]

It’s very self explanatory

[smoky nebula]

Roll a percentile die and let that decide

[stoic sigil]

I want a food type

[grim magnet]

Music made by a woman?

[rocky flicker]

No

[smoky nebula]

Is it like if you took music and turned it into a woman

[rocky flicker]

Other way around

[grim magnet]

What

[solemn juniper]

Usually stuff like "I want it that way™" I assume.

[rocky flicker]

Woman music

[smoky nebula]

Rat please stop turning people into music

[rocky flicker]

Blue jeans ice cream taking off your boom beam

What the fuck does dancing at the movies mean is he stupid who does that

[solemn juniper]

Don't judge. :(

[rocky flicker]

Fuck that stupid twink he is evil and not of our lord

[smoky nebula]

Wait who's our lord

[harsh yarrow]

me

[swift sand]

lord in what way

[rocky flicker]

Idk anymore probably laufey or nas

[floral void]

John Lord

[harsh yarrow]

duh, was that a question?

[smoky nebula]

They own our land

[cunning geode]

that was pretty fun, thankies

[rocky flicker]

Dear lord in heaven where silksong

[swift sand]

ok... in what way

[floral void]

Huge... tracts of land

[obtuse pollen]

People stop! ❌

[harsh yarrow]

ask john silksong, Im only john lord smh

[smoky nebula]

In a feudal way

[swift sand]

are we talking about lord like a god, lord like wylder short king, or lord like how the mods are "lords"

[dusk pilot]

i am

[swift sand]

stop who?

[floral void]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-anarcho-syndicalist-commune-who-lives-in-that-castle-monty-python-anarcho-syndicalist-commune-graham-chapman-gif-2612558884334467166

[solemn juniper]

Trumpets are cool though 🎺

[dusk pilot]

me we talking about me

[rocky flicker]

Bring back the peasantry so they can look at how nice the prince and princess are dressed and go like “oh yes proper royalty they are yes” and then 4 of their 15 kids die of consumption or something

[smoky nebula]

No he's a guy who owns the land we live on that's about it

[swift sand]

context gained

[dusk pilot]

inexperience slain

[rocky flicker]

Spotify autoplay is the chariot of helios going straight into my ear or just straight shit

[swift sand]

Spotify~~ autoplay~~ is~~ the chariot of helios going straight into my ear or~~ just straight shit

[smoky nebula]

Darsh could we try s different economic system

[dusk pilot]

no oppresion is good enough for u peasents

[viscid wind]

why is he called ant tenna, what part of he is ant

[dusk pilot]

the bottom part

[swift sand]

he smol

[floral void]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-king-iam-your-king-i-didnt-vote-for-you-gif-15594402

[dusk pilot]

those peasents no longer live there :) or anywhere for that matter

[swift sand]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-chapter-3-three-ch-gif-11792360051914336070

[smoky nebula]

You're not even opreesing us we're just bound to the land and you own the land and the are around it
At least appoint like knights who overseer the land
And please lower the grain taxes

[swift sand]

feudalism is so hype

[dusk pilot]

nope i need to fund my ghostly livestyle

[solemn juniper]

Looking up to a leader is weak, be your own leader, do your own work, make your own food, grow your own plants, hunt your own meats, build your own house, pillage villages for goods, grab your own forced servants, do

[dusk pilot]

i like u. u can be my knight gael

[smoky nebula]

Wait
So there's this amazing concept called a positive sum world that says if you treat us better you can live more lavishly
Things like roads allow us to get places safer, which means we aren't dying of injury and can produce more grain

[frigid aspen]

Did they say anything about silksong in the indie showcase? I missed it

[swift sand]

hah!

[grim magnet]

No

[dusk pilot]

shes a witch burn her

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/apes-together-always-weak-dawn-gif-18022934

[grim magnet]

Team cherry is still hibernating

[solemn juniper]

Melanie is a popular witch name

[swift sand]

hello wombat

[floral void]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-holy-grail-witch-may-we-burn-her-witch-hunt-gif-25354347

[dusk pilot]

u can be my second knight

[smoky nebula]

Wait the devil came to me in a dream and turned me into a witch, and I saw gael with the devil

[dusk pilot]

lies

[floral void]

Are you going to turn me into a newt next

[smoky nebula]

Of course not!

[dusk pilot]

Dont worry ur lord will protect u with his ghostly ways

[chilly crane]

Hmm

[floral void]

https://tenor.com/view/kyoshi-gif-25351466

I could keep this up all day but am done for now tyvm

[chilly crane]

2

[warped prairie]

Someone say something silksong related

[smoky nebula]

Got accused of being a witch for proposing a little reform
God forbid a woman do anything

[solemn juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/kaperoo-the-isle-evrima-triceratops-gif-11801131620803966601

[coral prawn]

Bugs

[dusk pilot]

ghost forbid no gods everyone in my fiefdom only worships me

[smoky nebula]

Sorry, your ghostliness

[solemn juniper]

You got burned for being a witch if you were a woman that didn't slave to opinions of a man.

[grim magnet]

Fake

[lone crown]

WITCH!

[solemn juniper]

I am causing silksong to be delayed, yes.

[dusk pilot]

i wanna say burn her but blusey is too nice

[lone crown]

Insane that people could just choose whose woman’s life to end on a whim by accusing them of a witch then everyone following through

[smoky nebula]

Really anyone could be branded as a heretic

[dusk pilot]

are u doubting my ability to rule

[smoky nebula]

Or just say someone bore false witness against you that was also punishable by death

[hexed prawn]

hot take: the fact that we might be getting demos means the game is even farther away.

[ashen hearth]

I think what's going to happen is that in the next few weeks Team Cherry will drop a release date trailer and a blog post on their website - they've been making changes to their backend of the Silksong/Team Cherry websites to potentially prepare for traffic when the blog/trailer goes live

[smoky nebula]

No your gracefulness spared me from the pyre I would never

[solemn juniper]

Luckily I don't think Sweden necessarily had all that with witches, as much as others at least.

Not to say Sweden is pure, every one has atrocities in their history.

[dusk pilot]

i didnt

[solemn juniper]

<3

[dusk pilot]

<3

[smoky nebula]

Please your ghostliness I will advance your every agenda if you just spare me

[dusk pilot]

nope

[lone crown]

Name an atrocity in Antigua and Barbuda

[smoky nebula]

):

[dusk pilot]

:)

[solemn juniper]

Well, in Sweden we cut the head and then burned the bodies. So it was less cruel at least.

[dusk pilot]

sorry melaine

[smoky nebula]

I need a reminder
Were the Salem witch trails before or after nooses were changed to snap the necks

[floral void]

3

[solemn juniper]

Government corruption.

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-argument-gif-27346637

[smoky nebula]

Could I at least know how I'm going‽
Pressing, immurement, being buried alive, being drowned, crucifixion, drawn and quartered, beheaded, burnt at the stake

[dusk pilot]

na i got tired of roleplaying sorry for burning u

[smoky nebula]

Fair enough

[solemn juniper]

After, the noose is old.

Literally just a rope in a knot.

[floral void]

Pretty sure they all went on the bonfire back in Salem

[smoky nebula]

No they were hung

[floral void]

Or drowned, you know how they dealt with witches

[smoky nebula]

Europe had the burnings

[floral void]

Or was that more of a European thing, yeah, you right

[long inlet]

What did I arrive too?

[dusk pilot]

medival feudialism roleplay

[floral void]

Medieval-rp

[long inlet]

Ah ok

[viscid wind]

#sk-discussion being good for once

[smoky nebula]

Although we're done with the rp now because we don't wanna get banned since rp is against server rules

[viscid wind]

nothing in particular

[dusk pilot]

what about furry rp

[smoky nebula]

The mods are exempt from the rules you know this

[solemn juniper]

I would die so quickly in the witch era.

Unless I get lucky and think I'm something more powerful like a demon because I have actual health unlike anyone in that era.

Probably just think I'm a powerful witch though.

[floral void]

The faster they burn ya

Rip mom

[solemn juniper]

I think I can survive, this is my ego speaking, but those oldies won't stand a chance.

[rapid abyss]

Wha

[rapid abyss]

I missed peak what the heck

[dusk pilot]

sorry toast

skill issue should have been here earlier

[orchid locust]

what if you brought back like a massive stash of antibiotics to the plague era and became a miracle doctor

[smoky nebula]

Just make soap

[smoky nebula]

Oh my gosh this would work so well

[solemn juniper]

They'd probably think I'm some divine rather than a doctor.

Especially given I'm not a man.

[dusk pilot]

the insecure doctors would have lobbied to have her killed

[orchid locust]

if y'all got sent back to the roman empire what 3 singular objects that can fit in your hand are you bringing

[floral void]

I believe in you!

[cunning geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/369949566532976650/1290533429565194313/demon.gif

[solemn juniper]

Wonder if I could convince them that lesbianism is the way and get married to a woman in the era

[cunning geode]

good luck with that

[smoky nebula]

Honestly you might actually do fine in doing that

[floral void]

I mean there were lesbians around then too

[solemn juniper]

I got spartan armor!! :D

Well, half of it so far, but I am almost a demon to those aliens.

[solemn juniper]

They do call me the awakener for a reason.

[smoky nebula]

Men back then wouldn't pay enough attention to you to realise you're rather close to your "roommate"

[stoic sigil]

Guts did you hear about the thingy

[dusk pilot]

i beleive in u blue

[stoic sigil]

The thingy thing

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/wort-wort-wort-halo-elite-dance-halo-elite-dancing-halo-persona4-elite-persona4dancing-gif-24059772

[stoic sigil]

This is not 100% reliable but big if true

[smoky nebula]

And also even at times where gay marriage was illegal, for some reason lesbians tended to be ignored in that

[floral void]

Did ya check out my song or was it a repeat send

[versed pollen]

Is the source for this a leaker

[cunning geode]

i forgor i was busy

[dusk pilot]

dont trust leakers all they gonna do is hype u up and then leave u at the bottom of the well

[cunning geode]

i will check

[floral void]

No rush

[cunning geode]

i will share another song tho i just found

https://youtu.be/PfKxqpfGjmY

[stoic sigil]

We don't need a leaker to do this

[dusk pilot]

we got hypers

[solemn juniper]

I don't even think most people actually knew what homosexuality is, so they would probably just think I'm doing some cleaning if I kissed women.

Tell them my kiss heals women and not the things I put in their blood stream.

[stoic sigil]

A reliable one, but that's what they ALL say

[cunning geode]

it really depends on where you are, just like today.

[solemn juniper]

Not really a halo fan, but upon getting a helmet I got this fixation because I think it's cool.

[floral void]

You'd get away with it in a Celtic society for sure

[floral void]

These vocal harmonies are weirdly hypnotising

[cunning geode]

the spartans were kidnapped at childhood, then biologically augmented and trained to quash insurrectionists and rebels i.e. terrorize communites. They were just also really good at helping fight back against the Covenant. that was a happy accident

[stoic sigil]

I'm more optimistic about Gamescom than usual

I feel a 40% Chance of something significant

[dusk pilot]

a lot of place were accepting of homosexual relationships thousands of years ago

[solemn juniper]

That's only the spartan II's actually. :P

[swift sand]

i curse all silkredditors with a terrible affliction
whenever they shall speak, instead of speech, the noise that shall emit from their gullets will be the opening to gamma knife, on loop, forever

[smoky nebula]

So... Space janissaries

[cunning geode]

fair

[opaque sigil]

can't you just curse them to be quiet

[swift sand]

have you listened the opening of gamma knife

[opaque sigil]

no

[floral void]

Curse of eternal tinnitus

[swift sand]

it'll annoy the shit out of them it'll be so funny

[opaque sigil]

will it also annoy the shit out of everyone else because if so not worth it

[smoky nebula]

They're Redditors who are they talking to with their voices

[swift sand]

yeah but everyone else likes gamma knife
(redditors have no taste)

[viscid wind]

a fifth folder has appeared in my foobar2000!!!!!!!!

[cunning geode]

i love how proper community wikis look so clean and stylish, and then you see what the fandom looks like:

[cunning geode]

fooobbrbaaaar

[floral void]

Ediths tastes expand beyond the borders of their universe

[solemn juniper]

There are four spartan types,

I's - early made enhancer for Marines such as Johnson
II's - kidnapped children trained from a young age and then getting injected with a better serum (such as master chief)
III's - orphaned teens taken in told they can get revenge on the covenant mostly (like Noble Six)
IV's - ODST (mostly) that earned higher ranks and consented to being injected with Spartan serum

[cunning geode]

byeah

[chilly crane]

Serum Johnson

[viscid wind]

I have not listened to the color spectrum and half of radiohead

[cunning geode]

mr serum

[smoky nebula]

So yeah 2 and 3 are just space janissaries

[floral void]

One song at a time

[solemn juniper]

Example of a IV is Buck.

[cunning geode]

completely out there, beyond universal music taste:
deltarune

[solemn juniper]

Literally no one cares about the IV's though

[floral void]

"What do you listen to"
"Yes"

[gaunt yarrow]

what news were there today? I wasn't there for it

[floral void]

More a funny commentary on Ediths reluctance to listen to recommendations and new music kek

[smoky nebula]

No news

[solemn juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/kat-halo-reach-halo-kat-picmix-girlboss-gif-15215314757937858936

[cunning geode]

i get up
i get doooown

[solemn juniper]

I like spartan 3's the best because they gave us this diva

[floral void]

I bet she plays fortnite

[cunning geode]

lesbian punisher skull is crazy

[smoky nebula]

Halo 3 was my first ever video game

[cunning geode]

damn

not bad

mine was either a magic school bus educational game or pokemon red. prolly pokemon red

[dusk pilot]

that would go so hard

[cunning geode]

its in the gif

[solemn juniper]

Weirdly enough the literally added spartans to Fortnite, and I as a responsible adult definitely didn't try Fortnite for that reason alone.

[obsidian owl]

tekken 5!

[floral void]

xD

[cunning geode]

if i could just have all the awesome furry/scalie/slime skins in fortnite for free that would encourage me to play more than 1 session.

nice song btw Gerard

[obsidian owl]

crazy

[floral void]

Glad ya like it, it's very special to me

[obsidian owl]

wait why 15s slowmode tf happened here

[smoky nebula]

What do you have a fursona you're trying to replicate in fortnite

[solemn juniper]

There is a lesbian flag that's literally just a battle axe.

[viscid wind]

direct with no news - people unhappy

[dusk pilot]

thats cool

[obsidian owl]

why do people expect anything before gamescom at this point

[cunning geode]

not quite, i just think they do furry skins super well. they very likely have furries on the art team

[obsidian owl]

gamescom is very likely to have some sort of announcement, with the demo and all

[solemn juniper]

Honestly like that creative thingy, I like making things.

[cunning geode]

i dont really have a defined "fursona," sorry chat

[dusk pilot]

why not make one wombat

[obsidian owl]

i kinda wanna go (not for silksong) but idk if i wanna do that train trip

[rugged solstice]

october 16th take it or leave it

[solemn juniper]

Anyways, this flag should be the norm instead of the orange, white, and pink.

Literally such a downgrade.

[dusk pilot]

this flag screams metal lesbians

[smoky nebula]

This flag is inspired by the game mighty Jill off right

[cunning geode]

@floral void if you have the time please give the final song on this album a listen to https://vladtepes.bandcamp.com/album/la-peste-del-ocio

Salidas simples

[floral void]

Will do

[cunning geode]

oh they exist 👹

[dusk pilot]

define it then

[cunning geode]

lemme commission a cool artist first (in like 10 years)

then you'll see

or maybe not

[solemn juniper]

It's just to symbolise feminine empowerment. The Nazi's used it as a symbol to register lesbians, lesbians then took the symbol and made it about defiance.

[smoky nebula]

Ah

[cunning geode]

interesting

[swift sand]

is the fursona not in the pfp

[cunning geode]

thats just a cool art

[smoky nebula]

The Nazis have lesbians the axe‽

[cunning geode]

i would never be a wolf

[orchid locust]

defined fursonas are old get an abstract concept of a fursona

[smoky nebula]

Wombat are you in Sheep's clothing

[solemn juniper]

Anyways, sign the petition to make the battle axe the lesbian norm flag.

[cunning geode]

thats why i have multiple, steve jobs

[dusk pilot]

not a wolf so a cat?

[cunning geode]

the only two options i guess

no not a cat

[dusk pilot]

a fox?

[smoky nebula]

Wait but everything is either dog cat or bug

[swift sand]

my fursona is the deific manifestation of feta cheese

[stoic sigil]

Hop on Warframe

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/superhero-senki-kamen-rider-saber-kamen-rider-kikai-sentai-zenkaiger-super-sentai-gif-24320480

[floral void]

@cunning geode I like this perodic wall of sound they produce

[cunning geode]

modern day Linnaeus

yeah its a lotta fun Gerard

lemme know when you hear "the part"

you'll know if you know

[solemn juniper]

Furries 8/10 times a blue wolf, 1.9/10 time being a feline of some type or ugly looking thing.

0.1/10 times it's actually something cool.

[dusk pilot]

like a lion

[cunning geode]

yeah im not that kinda vibe i aint having a fursona be a mammal

[swift sand]

sheep wearing sheeps clothing

[cunning geode]

even though my name is wombat

[solemn juniper]

Fortnite also added power rangers, world we live in.

[dusk pilot]

fish?

[cunning geode]

thats kamen rider, but neat!

[swift sand]

is that like your whole name, like beyonce or

[smoky nebula]

I'm not a furry but if I had a fursona it would be a moth or a snake

[orchid locust]

isn't there like a type of hairy cheese? could that theorectically be considered furry and thereby a valid fursona

[cunning geode]

Diprotodon, Wombat, etc

[swift sand]

no

[mortal folio]

My name is not lee

[floral void]

But your name is in three

[dusk pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-thinking-ape-gif-27266572

[solemn juniper]

I'm not a furry, but I'd make my fursona an ancient animal or some mythical creature.

[smoky nebula]

Named after mammals, would never be a mammal

[mortal folio]

Yeah sure sounds true enough

[dusk pilot]

hi not lee

[cunning geode]

yes

[floral void]

I'm onto you not lee

[mortal folio]

Hello

[orchid locust]

what do you call a reptilian fursona

[cunning geode]

scalie

[mortal folio]

Scalies?

[smoky nebula]

Wombat are you a reptile or a secret third or fourth or 5th there are a lot of things that aren't reptiles or mammals

[cunning geode]

slime

[smoky nebula]

Just primordial ooze

[floral void]

Celestial being

[dusk pilot]

how u doin

[orchid locust]

"furry" is equivalent to "scalie"
would "fursona" be equivalent to "scalesona" ?

[cunning geode]

why not ascendant ooze, why do i have to be primordial

[solemn juniper]

Is there a fursona that's just amino acid?

[cunning geode]

sure scalesona works i guess

[smoky nebula]

Ikea after having just sent your fursona

[mortal folio]

I'm gonna make a DND character named John guy and he will be the most average human ever and he'll look like this

[smoky nebula]

Some assembly required, just gotta make all the proteins and put together body

[floral void]

That was a good solo

[orchid locust]

this is my fursona

[floral void]

Oh here comes the funny part @cunning geode

[dusk pilot]

u should make him a human fighter

[cunning geode]

did you catch the muffin man riff

[solemn juniper]

I'm a Valkyrie and spartan, not a furry.

[mortal folio]

He already is

[floral void]

Zappa, yeah, unmistakenable

[smoky nebula]

Wait so are you going to Hades or Valhalla when you die

[cunning geode]

such good shit

[solemn juniper]

What is Hades?

[dusk pilot]

no he fights human he is not human

[smoky nebula]

Greek underworld

[dusk pilot]

hades is the gayest and most lesbian game to ever exist

[solemn juniper]

Valkyries are Norse. Also Valkyries sort of guide the souls of warriors to Valhalla, so they don't die and go to Valhalla.

[mortal folio]

Unrelated to anything ever but I walked 6 miles yesterday up a mountain (it's a very small mountain but it's still steep-ish)

[floral void]

Dog petting simulator you mean

Shiny, any pics?

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-sol-badguy-ky-kiske-accent-core-gif-13292174651292951519

[solemn juniper]

Walking up mountains is the norm in Sweden.

Where I am at least.

[dusk pilot]

have u seen heracles

[opaque sigil]

no that's great god grove

[floral void]

But mom where do Valkyrie go when THEY die

[smoky nebula]

I heard spartan and thought you meant Greek city state and not halo super soldier

[solemn juniper]

They are too cool to die.

[floral void]

Correct answer

[mortal folio]

Virginia mountains are short but they're old so they get a pass

[smoky nebula]

Even during Ragnarok‽

[orchid locust]

Hades and Valhalla are actually a contiguous metropolitan area

[smoky nebula]

I need to learn the names of more afterlifes that are actually somewhat cool

[cunning geode]

Red Star

[floral void]

Santana vibes near the end, thanks for the song

[solemn juniper]

Oh no, I was referring to halo, because I got a halo hyper fixation recently. And I am getting full armour (that I'm painting)

So I identify as being a spartan now.

[cunning geode]

absolutely thank you for listening and sharing

[floral void]

My pleasure

[cunning geode]

if youre curious where i found this i got it off this compilation https://weedian420.bandcamp.com/album/trip-to-argentina

[floral void]

Not a lotta familiar names there, new stuff, woohoo

[mortal folio]

One time a kid in my school tried to convert me to a religion where if you weren't a believer when the rapture happened you would go work in willy Wonka's sky chocolate factory and I'm only like 80% sure he was joking because that kid is insane

[dusk pilot]

he correct tho not lee

[smoky nebula]

Wait but also didn't Valhalla already happen do the gods need an army I mean Ragnarok

[cunning geode]

weedian has helped me find so many good bands

[vivid belfry]

massive dwarf fortress news

[floral void]

Lowkey getting threatened to get turned into an oompa loompa if you don't believe in their specific god

[oblique musk]

Valhalla’s a place, not an event. Wait nvm

[smoky nebula]

I made a mistake

[solemn juniper]

Based off this armour. And this is the colour I'm painting it.

I got the lower half armour, helmet and techsuit. But I am waiting to get the upper armour and painting take time.

[floral void]

Ragnarok's the event

[cunning geode]

nice teal

reminds me of a certain role color

[oblique musk]

That’s my favorite God of War game and also my favorite Thor movie

[gray parcel]

Berry convinced me to get my own spartan helmet 😭

[smoky nebula]

Valhalla houses Odin's soldiers for Ragnarok
Is there a need for Valhalla after Ragnarok

Guys it's time to go to helhiem

[mortal folio]

He also came up with a restaurant concept where it was run by this cult and every time you ate there you were handed out a flier to join said cult (unrelated to the other religion)

[solemn juniper]

Mines cooler.

I have a silver visor.

[dusk pilot]

thats inspired by real life

[gray parcel]

Is that the other norse heaven?

[dusk pilot]

thats norse hell

[gray parcel]

Im getting a red one

[mortal folio]

I dislike him but he's in my Latin class so I have to deal with him unfortunately

[smoky nebula]

It's the place where everyone who doesn't go to Valhalla goes
So anyone who doesn't die in battle

[solemn juniper]

There are multiple afterlives, there isn't just one.

[dusk pilot]

ofcourse he studies latin

[floral void]

Start chanting Gregorian at him

[mortal folio]

I'm also in latin

[gray parcel]

Well i know theres Valhalla and the other one, which odin’s wife runs i think

[swift sand]

fred

[dusk pilot]

u are ummm uummmm u are academically inclined

[cunning geode]

and to avoid getting bored they compete like sports teams

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-it-over-give-it-to-me-hand-it-to-me-that-thing-your-dark-soul-souls3-gif-18302331

[solemn juniper]

I prefer the more military look over the vibrant stuff personally. :P

[smoky nebula]

Helhiem is run by Loki's daughter hel
And then there's one more that's a part of helhiem and that's where the people who died dishonourable deaths go

[past dove]

Im a little stupid, did the Xbox Ally video mean that the day Silksong launches it will be on the Ally X or that the day Ally X releases, Silksong will be available on it?

[gray parcel]

Tbf mines gonna be white 😭

[boreal viper]

is that gael

[cunning geode]

stormtrooper

[gray parcel]

Idk ill ask the seller if i can buy a 2nd lens

[oblique musk]

Fairly sure it’s the latter, based on what Leth has said.

[smoky nebula]

And that's the cold place where no fire can live called nifhel

[mortal folio]

Wait there was actually the third Pinterest cult that worships money- HOLD ON WHY HAVE PEOPLE TRIED TO INDOCTRINATE ME INTO A CULT 3 TIMES DURING LATIN

[swift sand]

https://tenor.com/view/coom-gael-gif-25254359

[gray parcel]

Clone troopers smh

[boreal viper]

why slowchat all of a sudden

[gray parcel]

Bc TC hates yall

[cunning geode]

not me

i get off free

[swift sand]

same thing

[gray parcel]

Regardless its gonna be an all white spartan with red accents

[solemn juniper]

Well, for the techsuit I'd use a black Spandex full suit since you seem to struggle with that.

Unless you can to be unique and have it be blue or something.

[mortal folio]

I got so silksane during Latin class that i made a whole project around the words for "silk" and "song" separately

[gray parcel]

Itll look cool trust

[cunning geode]

kratos armor

[dusk pilot]

naaaah get better the silk infection is brutal

[gray parcel]

Nah its gonna be black

I found someone who casted their suit in silicone today 😭

[oblique musk]

5 minute google tells me it’s (currently) only a leak, not official confirmation by Xbox.

[past dove]

Awe man, mb

[opaque sigil]

5 minute google I thought your internet was better now

[solemn juniper]

I still like being comfy personally.

[gray parcel]

Same here

[smoky nebula]

It's terminal

[mortal folio]

Mine isn't I'm hardly infected

[dusk pilot]

no if u get to stage five of acceptance its manageable

[solemn juniper]

I'm going to look so cool though, unfortunately now that I'm employed again I do have time and it will take longer to paint. :(

[mortal folio]

I'm so normal and happy,

[cunning geode]

damn

but you will get money

hopefully

[shell yacht]

MONEY!!!!!

[cunning geode]

its a gas

[dusk pilot]

MONEY!!!!!!!!

[mortal folio]

MONEY!!!!!!!!

[solemn juniper]

Yes, that's what jobs are for, still rather do actual productive things (such as looking cool in armour,
Musicing, sleeping, and playing games)

[past dove]

MONEY!!!!!!!!

[oblique musk]

MONEY!!!!!!!!

[cunning geode]

yeah those are all cooler

[grim magnet]

MONEY!!!!!!!!

[oblique musk]

However, cool armor and playing games are negative money, which is bad. Jobs are positive money, which is good.

[cunning geode]

grab that cash with both hands and make a stash

[solemn juniper]

I have to wear these ugly coffee and whiskey colour at my job.

[floral void]

Earthly browns are nice, these don't sound earthly

[solemn juniper]

I look like I work at a coffee shop, it's absurd.

[floral void]

Where do you work

[solemn juniper]

A coffee shop.

[mortal folio]

I look like a person that exists

[floral void]

I was waiting for that one

[floral void]

...you do? panic intensifies

[dusk pilot]

looks like a cat to me

[floral void]

Do not be fooled, I have been supplied of the source of said cat, tis merely a copy

[dusk pilot]

nope

[boreal viper]

hey lee how you doing

[mortal folio]

Good

[cunning geode]

i love music

[mortal folio]

I'm actually doing evil

[shell yacht]

Possibly one of the worst customer involvement jobs to exist, gl

[dusk pilot]

no not evil not lee

[mortal folio]

You're right actually mb

[boreal viper]

how about working at a pharmacy

[shell yacht]

I've heard very stupid stories about pharmacy patients but at least the people in the pharmacy have had their coffee

[floral void]

Pharmacy patients are fine, its the people behind the counter that are..interesting

[cunning geode]

yeah i think in the USA especially working in a coffee shop is worse than pharmacy

but hey i could be wroooong

[mortal folio]

We work to earn the right to work to earn the right to work to earn the right to work /ref

[dusk pilot]

i have seen like 10 coffee shops near me close down

[opaque sigil]

at least pharmacists get paid

[boreal viper]

here in Brazil we don't even have coffee shops properly

[shell yacht]

Most bad customers in pharmacy are people who don't understand how prescriptions work or think they know how their own medicine works

[solemn juniper]

Thing is, people in my area are mostly nice, but for some reason working in public service randomly makes the worst people imaginable incarnate just to make life harder and then go back to not existing or whatever.

[shell yacht]

Yeah customer suck because they are people. Most of my jobs have been avoiding customers because I cannot stand them

[solemn juniper]

I'm just using it as a way to get some money while I search for an actual good job that pays well.

Just need something coming in.

[floral void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yanHPgpN1-s and now for something completely different

Reol my beloved

[swift sand]

oh are we sharing music

[mortal folio]

I made music once

[floral void]

Always

[swift sand]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fNt4NEg6tkc&msockid=9458d9ea4fca11f0b4da3574fa132e20

[solemn juniper]

Though my first day (today) had nothing bad happen so that's nice.

Doubt it'll last though.

[shell yacht]

We were about to delve into horror stories of working retail so I guess music is a better thing to share

[mortal folio]

I made music once, It's a lullaby but in swing rhythm

[shell yacht]

Did you get lucky and work in a town where most of your customers are just a little old people

[dusk pilot]

nice lullabys are nice

[cunning geode]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGo8aTdS5WI

[floral void]

Sounds like an instrumental A Day To Remember

[solemn juniper]

Most were middle aged tired people.

[shell yacht]

Really old people are the most tolerable type of customer, as long as they don't perceive a gay person in their vicinity

[swift sand]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_bOppBGib0k&msockid=c1b30cec73ba11f085a5de53e98e6ed2

[velvet sentinel]

thats my dream. Imagine being in a pretty little countryside town where everyone is nice and work pays good

[shell yacht]

I worked in a family owned restaurant where most of the regulars were little old people, the vibe was good.

Didn't stay there for long though

[floral void]

Oh this is some dark shit underneath, nice

[solemn juniper]

Old people are either angels or demons, but either way I don't really look like the "gay lesbian" stereotype.

I'm just tall.

[swift sand]

isn't that...

[dusk pilot]

like everyone in norse area

[swift sand]

never mind actually

[floral void]

You our resident Valkyrie

[mortal folio]

You know silksong could be tomorrow but you know what's 100% tomorrow?

The next session of past life i think

[cunning geode]

i think i pass pretty well as a longhaired guy to strangers. if only they knew i was goop

[dusk pilot]

its on saturday so no

[swift sand]

wombat out of curiosity do you have a family member named mombat

[floral void]

But when's the next season of Jet Lag The Game

[mortal folio]

Aw okay I thought it was friday

[solemn juniper]

Well I'm tall tall, I get men with weak egos mad at me far before any old person smelling me as a gay.

Though I'm in Sweden too, so less homophobes than somewhere like England for the most part.

[dusk pilot]

or dadbat

[cunning geode]

no i do not

[swift sand]

ah ok

[dusk pilot]

sadge

[swift sand]

ruined

[dusk pilot]

wdym

[mortal folio]

My name is not lee
I made the mimic
It was difficult to put the pieces together

[solemn juniper]

Insecure men upset I'm taller than them as a woman I mean.

[cunning geode]

lame men

tall people are attractive

[swift sand]

larger gravitational pull

[cunning geode]

well

thats mass

[solemn juniper]

I do also wear less feminine clothes, but I wouldn't call is masculine either. + I'm in a uniform, how would they know what I wear?

[dusk pilot]

why u can give them uppies

[floral void]

Tall = more to love

[mortal folio]

One time I got asked if I was a boy or a girl by some like 6 year olds

I think it was the hair

[swift sand]

i mean generally speaking taller people have more mass, usually

or at least, a healthy taller person has more mass than a healthy shorter person, i think

[mortal folio]

📅

[solemn juniper]

I only give uppies to close friends.

[floral void]

Silly kids

[dusk pilot]

fair enough

[mortal folio]

📆

[solemn juniper]

Also cute things like kitties.

[dusk pilot]

whats on july 17

[prime socket]

Not august 20

[mortal folio]

It's the day monomi park will realize Casey exists trust

[dusk pilot]

huh

[solemn juniper]

I do wonder what it's like looking up at people as a short person is like though.

[mortal folio]

Casey, they're the long-distance partner of Beatrix lebeau from the hit game slime rancher

[cunning geode]

im used to it

[dusk pilot]

ew another slime rancher fan

[rapid abyss]

Actually i have no height preference tbh

[cunning geode]

i also dont really look at people directly much regardless

except my close friends

[dusk pilot]

its terrible

[solemn juniper]

Well, I guess when you are a child you know, but I don't remember that really.

[rapid abyss]

If i dated someone taller than me i would strongly encourage them to train for the wnba

[mortal folio]

I liked slime rancher for 2 things. 1: parkour with the jetpack. 2: the story.

Question: what's your beef with slime rancher

[dusk pilot]

its slime rancher

[solemn juniper]

I think it probably depends on the person. Like if it's someone more light hearted and sweet it's nice, but when it's some pro wrestler that has anger issues it's probably scary.

[rapid abyss]

Theres a story?

[mortal folio]

Have you played it or do you just hate it

[swift sand]

revenant

[rapid abyss]

I didnt finish the game but it felt kinda storyless

[swift sand]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-nightreign-nightreign-elden-ring-elden-ring-nightreign-wylder-gif-5488893162542048905

[rapid abyss]

Im 6 foot but have to look up to a ton of guys at my school

[mortal folio]

YES?? did you not notice the notes from Hobson twiligers? The star nails from Casey? All the little things that made the game charming?

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/sagat-street-fighter-6-vi-muay-thai-m-bison-gif-9945723106884587814

[rapid abyss]

In like average male height at my high school excluding freshmen

[dusk pilot]

just general hate (also /j cause i dont know if u get it or not)

[cunning geode]

this guy is so fuckin tall

[mortal folio]

I really don't get it

[rapid abyss]

Ok but like an actual ongoing plot

[solemn juniper]

Me being tall also has something to do with me being called mom, both that and how I used to speak on so.e things

[rapid abyss]

ALL MIGHT?

[cunning geode]

try again

[dusk pilot]

i could tell. its a joke idc about slime rancher

[rapid abyss]

Some might?

[cunning geode]

try again

[mortal folio]

That IS the plot. There's nothing on going seeing as the game has been finished for a long time

[solemn juniper]

That's average height.

[dusk pilot]

no might

[cunning geode]

idk i think its because you tell people you're their mom a lot

[rapid abyss]

Ya like i said for guys

[floral void]

The cult must grow

[mortal folio]

What cult

[dusk pilot]

the cult of ass jim

[rapid abyss]

Like genuinely how the heck are people so tall

[swift sand]

writing a book is hard

[floral void]

Mom cult

[solemn juniper]

I only began the mom cult after people called me mom.

This is only recent history.

[magic fern]

chat?

[rustic ore]

its kinda funny ngl especially when the person is like right next to you and they’re over 6ft

cus you gotta crane your neck straight up

[rapid abyss]

People call you mom?

[cunning geode]

fair enough

[magic fern]

are there news???

[floral void]

No skong

[solemn juniper]

Diet and genes.

[rapid abyss]

I always wondered how large height difference relationships work

[cunning geode]

its almost entirely genes yeah

[rustic ore]

Drink your milk? Nah. Eat your spinach.

[cunning geode]

if you are on the ISS you get taller though

[rapid abyss]

Ok but like how are you THAT tall

[cunning geode]

genes

[rustic ore]

Genes

[shell yacht]

Medieval torture device

[floral void]

Sweden\

[marsh ibex]

Jeans

[rapid abyss]

At my workplace im a couple inches above everyone else at school im average

[marsh ibex]

FUCK

[rapid abyss]

Doesnt make any sense given that the work is mostly with adults

[solemn juniper]

In a sarcastic matter, yes. Started with some surfer looking guy I met after I told him not to ride a shopping cart into a traffic filled rode.

[dusk pilot]

do u work at willy wonkas choclate factory

[rapid abyss]

Oh ya people will say that when a random person gives them a warning

[floral void]

https://tenor.com/view/tp-shoppingcart-gif-5879469

[rapid abyss]

Theyd go “ok dad” or “ok mom”

[mortal folio]

Super sonic racing

[rapid abyss]

Its some cafe so maybe

[rustic ore]

Alright, MOM 🙄

[solemn juniper]

Yeah, he's dying young, I'll just say that.

But it started happening more when I acted more like "mom" and people just made an entire community of calling me best mom.

[mortal folio]

🗝️

[cunning geode]

explode

[floral void]

Kingdom Hearts???\

[mortal folio]

Ok

[swift sand]

is there such a thing as a mimic subredditor

[rapid abyss]

Uh huh

[swift sand]

and if so would the mimic be better or worse

[rapid abyss]

Also people doing fun stuff doesnt mean theyll die young

[dusk pilot]

yes thats baltic seal

[rapid abyss]

It means they are possessed by the spirit of joy and whimsey

[dusk pilot]

he is actually a normal doubter

[solemn juniper]

I like fun things too, and recklessness, but him? He's just dying.

[rapid abyss]

Bleak

[cunning geode]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EcqOR5gt_M mwuahaha

[solemn juniper]

Some people are just destined to die young and he's one of them.

[vivid belfry]

alright I've beaten the mina demo with all 3 weapons

[dusk pilot]

yooo

[vivid belfry]

daggers kind of suck ass, which is deserved given their performance in blasphemous 2

they needed to be humbled

[dusk pilot]

can we get freedom from slow mode for that?

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/ghosts-n-goblins-ghosts-and-goblins-knife-get-the-knife-ghouls-n-ghosts-gif-23154803

[swift sand]

the existence of a high school implies the existence of a low school (j*b)

[vivid belfry]

sure, and explicitly for this reason

[solemn juniper]

Wouldn't that just be the first school you go to?

[dusk pilot]

w groversoup

[lone crown]

London

[dusk pilot]

so u cant walk suspiscouly there with a salmon

[swift sand]

revenant is my spirit animal

[floral void]

https://tenor.com/view/troutslap-gif-24400969

[solemn juniper]

You can't handle salmon suspiciously.

[dusk pilot]

thats a actual law in eng*and

[solemn juniper]

Yes.

[rapid abyss]

Im so tired

[solemn juniper]

England is lame

[vivid belfry]

anyway the flail and mace both feel awesome

[solemn juniper]

Hello So Tired!! :D

[dusk pilot]

sleep

[rapid abyss]

But 3. Pm

[dusk pilot]

take a nap

[rapid abyss]

I have a call with my virtual Spanish teacher in an hour

But i dont speak spanish or have any idea whats happening in the class

Im so cooked

[dusk pilot]

a clanker teacher or just a normal teacher over zoom

[floral void]

Shes AI huh