more for me!
#sk-discussion
serene chasm
quiet token
Any birthday cake
shell stream
if you want noodles w/ tomato sauce fettuccine is gonna hold on to the sauce better
trim estuary
Chocolate cake with chocolate frosting 🔥
fiery burrow
Thank you. And I'm not 4, however I do believe those of 4 years of age have the best palette, as they lack a sense of acquired taste introduced by the external world.
solemn juniper
more for me!
You can't cook like I do, I have mom in my name for a reason.
serene chasm
like ice cream cake?
shell stream
ice cream cake is awesome
bitter marlin
ice cream cake is good
serene chasm
idk. not all moms can cook
shell stream
except the last few times I've had it the slice I got was 80% fondant
rocky flicker
Ice cream cake is pure gluttony
fiery burrow
Chocolate cake with chocolate frosting 🔥
Red velvet beats out chocolate tbh
serene chasm
Show me your cooking skills
bitter marlin
Ice cream cake is pure gluttony
yeah and i love it
solemn juniper
idk. not all moms can cook
Well I can.
rocky flicker
yeah and i love it
Same
solemn juniper
I don't take pictures of my food. :P
shell stream
I'm too lazy to actually cook something
fiery burrow
I don't take pictures of my food. :P
Yeah live in the moment sheesh
serene chasm
pics or it didnt happen
shell stream
I usually throw stuff together haphazardly
warped rock
I don't take pictures of my food. :P
I also beat hollow knight without taking damage blindfolded but all the footage got corrupted
solemn juniper
I don't take pictures of my food. :P
I only really take pictures of hikes and my cat.
serene chasm
You know who we need here. Chaos. That mofo can cook
granted he's also cheating be being greek
shell stream
how is that cheating
bitter marlin
I also beat hollow knight without taking damage blindfolded but all the footage ...
same but it was every boss at the same time
fiery burrow
On the topic of cool things I don't have pics for, I saw a doe with an entire 4 kids yesterday
rocky flicker
I take pictures of restaurant food not food I make
shell stream
On the topic of cool things I don't have pics for, I saw a doe with an entire 4 ...
kids? I've never seen a deer with goats before
fiery burrow
True...
quiet token
Chocolate is highly overrated tbh and every time it's a flavour of something it usually makes it worse
shell stream
woah
rocky flicker
Chocolate is highly overrated tbh and every time it's a flavour of something it ...
So what DO you like
fiery burrow
Chocolate is highly overrated tbh and every time it's a flavour of something it ...
Thems fighting words
livid tree
Chocolate is highly overrated tbh and every time it's a flavour of something it ...
dark chocolate is good
serene chasm
how is that cheating
basically all his ingredients were like super fresh, and greek food is just good
solemn juniper
I only really take pictures of hikes and my cat.
- I can always cook something again, not like I can only make it once so I don't understand taking pictures of food.
shell stream
basically all his ingredients were like super fresh, and greek food is just good
sounds like skill issue idk what to say
livid tree
same but it was every boss at the same time
dude
shell stream
simply move to the Mediterranean
rocky flicker
simply move to the Mediterranean
Nah I already live in the best country in the world
serene chasm
+ I can always cook something again, not like I can only make it once so I don't...
sometimes if Im really proud of something I may remember to take a picture to share
quiet token
So what DO you like
uhhhhhhhhh..... video games and music
bitter marlin
same but it was every boss at the same time
i was blindfolded, had earplugs, had my arms and legs tied up, had heart cancer, and asleep
livid tree
Nah I already live in the best country in the world
albania???
rocky flicker
Anime openings and video game osts
shell stream
Nah I already live in the best country in the world
"lost in an ikea" is not a country
cunning geode
thats a lot of spiders
rocky flicker
Yeah wombat knows where I live clearly
livid tree
Anime openings and video game osts
splatoon ost >>>>>>>>> to pimp a butterfly
solemn juniper
sometimes if Im really proud of something I may remember to take a picture to sh...
I would probably do the opposite and take a picture if I messed up something really bad.
bitter marlin
thats a lot of spiders
hey, those are my family
shell stream
not any more
solemn juniper
I once forgot to add something and the food ended up like wet paper.
shell stream
forgot the sauce I take it?
serene chasm
Speaking of, hubby and I went berry picking today
solemn juniper
Yeah wombat knows where I live clearly
Wombat knows everything, he's a sensei after all.
umbral ether
thats a lot of spiders
is that mtn dew
cunning geode
yes
rocky flicker
Speaking of, hubby and I went berry picking today
Are you gonna die instantly if you eat those
livid tree
Speaking of, hubby and I went berry picking today
wtf thats awesome
yall got a sick forest near you
rocky flicker
yall got a sick forest near you
I live in the middle of the bush
solemn juniper
Speaking of, hubby and I went berry picking today
You have very small feet.
warped prairie
Silksong is real
shell stream
what kind of berries are those, I don't recognize em
bitter marlin
Silksong is real
wrong
solemn juniper
Also, CLEAN THE STOVE
livid tree
I live in the middle of the bush
not you michael cusack
rocky flicker
not you michael cusack
I fucking love Michael cusack
rocky flicker
His art truly represents the heart and culture of Australia
serene chasm
yall got a sick forest near you
honestly these are just from a local city park. Its got a forest but nothing big
rocky flicker
Especially ciggy butt brain
serene chasm
what kind of berries are those, I don't recognize em
Saskatoon berries
shell stream
makes sense I didn't recognize em lol
nimble frigate
splatoon
solemn juniper
I live near mountainy forests, I should get some berries or something out there one day.
serene chasm
do it
solemn juniper
I need to grow fruit and stuff again.
nimble frigate
dont pick stuff that you think are berries unless youre sure
quiet token
Chocolate is highly overrated tbh and every time it's a flavour of something it ...
Also........ white chocolate >
fiery burrow
TRUE
solemn juniper
dont pick stuff that you think are berries unless youre sure
I know what I'm doing. Because in Sweden we go outside.
livid tree
I live near mountainy forests, I should get some berries or something out there ...
watch out for the deadly killpoisonfuck berry
its quite bad for you
serene chasm
dont pick stuff that you think are berries unless youre sure
Dont worry, these are edible. Taste kinda like a less sweet blueberry.
fiery burrow
I like milk chocolate a bit more I think but sometimes I get in the mood for white chocolate
shell stream
there aren't many oisonous berries near where I live
serene chasm
We also found some wild rasberries as well, but didnt pick them
solemn juniper
Dont worry, these are edible. Taste kinda like a less sweet blueberry.
You should use that to bake something, but that what I personally think.
nimble frigate
I know what I'm doing. Because in Sweden we go outside.
fuck i do
solemn juniper
Or, make a fruit soup or whatever.
serene chasm
You should use that to bake something, but that what I personally think.
We will. My husband makes really good scones out of them.
livid tree
I know what I'm doing. Because in Sweden we go outside.
your name is literally blueseyberry
yall dont think she knows berries
smh
rocky flicker
I taste like happiness and whimsy
nimble frigate
thats awesome
serene chasm
gif of bluesberry
solemn juniper
We will. My husband makes really good scones out of them.
I don't think I have ever made scones in a long while.
I'm a Valkyrie princess, not a fat
shell stream
they can be
quiet token
My relatives pick berries all the time :3
-# too bad i don't like them
solemn juniper
shell stream
denmark norway and sweden
rocky flicker
All of Scandinavia is a blob to me
solemn juniper
This is me.
rocky flicker
You got a cool ass sword
rocky flicker
Neat
shell stream
subset of the nordic countries, specifically
quiet token
denmark norway and sweden
Technically the nordics involve more countries than just scandinavia
shell stream
yes, but the norse were mostly in denmark norway and sweden
rocky flicker
Can the Swede settle this
solemn juniper
Technically the nordics involve more countries than just scandinavia
No one cares about the others.
rocky flicker
Based
rocky flicker
What’s the coolest name of an area
Scandinavia is pretty rad
I like Oceania too they both sound fantasyish
shell stream
What’s the coolest name of an area
outer space
rocky flicker
Cool place lame name
solemn juniper
Scandinavia is pretty rad
Like, just meaning wise or how they sound?
shell stream
L take
rocky flicker
Like, just meaning wise or how they sound?
Just how they sound
solemn juniper
Uhhh
rocky flicker
Doesn’t even end in an ia
rocky flicker
normal words don't mean lame words
Tell that to Scandinavia and Oceania pal
shell stream
scandinavia is chill
but repping oceania is kinda crazy
"ah yes my favorite place is the uh, ocean...ia"
rocky flicker
Oceania would be lame if it was just pronounced ocean-ee-ah
solemn juniper
Because they sound cool and cool Valkyries have them.
shell stream
idk its giving middle schooler fantasy worldbuilding vibes
rocky flicker
idk its giving middle schooler fantasy worldbuilding vibes
The entire earth is middle schooler fantasy worldbuilding
People just made shit up
What the fuck is a holland
solemn juniper
scandinavia is chill
Id personally say it's cold.
shell stream
nah a middle schooler wouldn't have come up with holland
it's not trying hard enough
rocky flicker
Exactly
shell stream
trying to sound cool is generally not a good thing
rocky flicker
It’s the middle schooler who isn’t doing their best
The A grade middle schoolers make Scandinavia and Oceania
Because they understand how syllables work and how they work best together
solemn juniper
I'm really bad at naming fantasy stuff so I just take a real life ancient language and combine two words to describe a character, place, or thing
shell stream
The A grade middle schoolers make Scandinavia and Oceania
and their neighboring states
volcania and forestria
rocky flicker
Real life ancient language is pretty nifty
shell stream
I'll take mount doom any day
rocky flicker
volcania and forestria
I will restate, IF it was pronounced like the word ocean it would be LAME. But it ISNT so it’s COOOL
shell stream
volcania isn't either
rocky flicker
Yeah and I think it’s a cool name
rocky flicker
Especially if spelt vulcania
shell stream
that is the more middle schooler way to do it
solemn juniper
I'm really bad at naming fantasy stuff so I just take a real life ancient langua...
Unless they are human stuffs
quiet token
What’s the coolest name of an area
Västerbotten (west-bottom), a county that exists in the northeast side of sweden
rocky flicker
that is the more middle schooler way to do it
Ok master wordsmith what’s ur favourite place name
shell stream
outer space
rocky flicker
That’s so fucking LAME what are you on about
shell stream
ring of fire's also a close second
shell stream
nah that one's dumb
rocky flicker
Ok so you’re just wrong about everything huh
shell stream
just "bermuda" is way better
solemn juniper
Oh, I can't read.
rocky flicker
just "bermuda" is way better
It’s a TRIANGLE
That’s like calling the ring of fire just FIRE
solemn juniper
I didn't read the "area" part.
shell stream
right but it's not a triangle
rocky flicker
right but it's not a triangle
Yeah well tell that to the old sailors who made shit maps
rocky flicker
I think you just hate fun
shell stream
idk you think adding "triangle" to the end of a perfectly good name makes it cooler
rocky flicker
Yeah because it specifies it’s an area
Bermuda circle doesn’t sound as cool
Bermuda indeterminate area also doesn’t sound as cool
rocky flicker
it's also not a circle
Outplayed liberal
rocky flicker
"sea of bermuda"
It’s not a sea
solemn juniper
I like Värmland, it's simple, but feels good to say.
shell stream
It’s not a sea
a sea
is a large body of salt water
it is, in fact, a large body of salt water
rocky flicker
It’s not a specific one though
shell stream
doesn't need to be
rocky flicker
You can’t put a cup in a river and say the water in that cup is a river
solemn juniper
I like Värmland, it's simple, but feels good to say.
Which is another county.
rocky flicker
I like Värmland, it's simple, but feels good to say.
That is nice to say
shell stream
not really a valid analogy unfortunately
rocky flicker
not really a valid analogy unfortunately
You can’t take a specific part of a sea and say that’s a sea
Seperate to the sea
rocky flicker
It’s like having a country in a country
shell stream
most of the seas in the world
rocky flicker
Are there countries in countries
solemn juniper
I think the Baltic Sea sounds a lot better than the Bermuda.
Bermuda doesn't sound nice to me personally.
rocky flicker
Hang on
solemn juniper
The Caribbean however is beautifully named.
subtle flint
The sea smells like fart
quiet token
A few days ago I talked to a polish friend about how I couldn't differentiate counties and provinces cause in sweden they're basically the exact same thing with like 2 small differences
shell stream
I mean there's like
80 seas or so, by common classification
and most of them are just straight up open ocean
solemn juniper
Bodies of water either get very cool names, or cry lame ones.
rocky flicker
80 seas or so, by common classification
Actually there’s 7, pal hasn’t heard the songs lmao
shell stream
name em
subtle flint
The names of Swedish lakes are kinda boring tbf
rocky flicker
I can’t :(
shell stream
get gatekept
rocky flicker
My knowledge of seas is no match for yours it seems
And yet my point still stands that ‘outer space’ is a lame ass name
solemn juniper
The sea smells like fart
Do you live in a polluted area? I don't recall it smelling bad
shell stream
does depend which way the wind is blowing
solemn juniper
And yet my point still stands that ‘outer space’ is a lame ass name
All space names are pretty lame
"Dark Space"
"Dead Space"
subtle flint
Do you live in a polluted area? I don't recall it smelling bad
I'm not close to the sea
rocky flicker
All space names that have the word ‘space’ suck
shell stream
L take
subtle flint
But every time I recall going to the sea I remember it smells like fart
shell stream
outer region sounds like a euphemism
solemn juniper
You need a better spot then.
shell stream
sorry
rocky flicker
But every time I recall going to the sea I remember it smells like fart
Where are u
rocky flicker
outer region sounds like a euphemism
Outer space sounds dumb
subtle flint
Under the big lake in sweden
shell stream
L take
rocky flicker
Other Swede what does the sea smell like
shell stream
saltwater usually
solemn juniper
But every time I recall going to the sea I remember it smells like fart
Also, I thought you were in inland Götland?
solemn juniper
saltwater usually
You are a Swede??
shell stream
no lmao
subtle flint
As said I'm under Värnen, like in middle under it
solemn juniper
Also, I thought you were in inland Götland?
Maybe that was someone else, lots of swedes.
Oh.
solemn juniper
I'm in Västra Götaland
How does the heat feel southie?
quiet token
Thinking about a video i saw months ago of some guy ranting about the name of an obscure planet nobody knows about
subtle flint
southies are the people from skåne 🗿
solemn juniper
like right under the big lake
I knew what you were referring to.
We kind of umm, share a similarity.
solemn juniper
I'm in Jämtland which I think I mentioned before, so to me you are south.
subtle flint
yeah
i mean technically i am a southie
but like, nobody lives up north
so am i really
solemn juniper
Yes.
subtle flint
fuck
quiet token
I'm from northern sweden and the heat has killed me
subtle flint
I'm in Jämtland which I think I mentioned before, so to me you are south.
one of the good northerner parts
solemn juniper
What's wrong with being a southie? Besides being kind of near Stockholm that is.
subtle flint
What's wrong with being a southie? Besides being kind of near Stockholm that is.
- fuck you
- skåne.
solemn juniper
Pretty close to Stockholm.
subtle flint
i mean stockholm is beautiful
solemn juniper
The people aren't.
serene chasm
is there a civil war happening
solemn juniper
I hate those people.
subtle flint
when i was together with my ex i got to see a bit of like, the outer rim of stockholm and it felt so wrong
being a redneck västragötaland kiddo in the big city feels wrong
quiet token
i mean stockholm is beautiful
disagree
solemn juniper
Sweden's whole thing is basically being able to play outside and stuff, cities are gross.
oblique musk
I thought their whole thing was meatballs.
serene chasm
agreed
oblique musk
And ikea stores
solemn juniper
We are meatballs
subtle flint
im very thankful i live out in the fields
serene chasm
but also you have pretty european cities that are all quaint and historical
quiet token
Stockholm is the colour gray if it was a city
serene chasm
Imagine having shitty NA cities
shell stream
gotta love car centric infrastructure
subtle flint
i like architechure and find it fascinating as a bonnepöjk
shell stream
I hear you wanted more stroads
solemn juniper
I was born in Sundsvall.
solemn juniper
Which is nice, but it's not for me.
quiet token
I've got relatives in uppsala and sundsvall
solemn juniper
You are Swede??
subtle flint
yes 😭
quiet token
Yeah
subtle flint
peng is swede
solemn juniper
Swedish Empire grows.
serene chasm
I need to stop this before you all gain up and try to take over
subtle flint
🗿
subtle flint
its bright out, so technichally morning
solemn juniper
I need to stop this before you all gain up and try to take over
The Swedish Empire will take over, you should join it and save yourself.
subtle flint
does it even get dark for you northerners rn?
quiet token
I've got relatives in uppsala and sundsvall
They probably moved away from there now that I think about it
solemn juniper
We will turn all our opposers into meatballs and sell them at IKEA or something.
subtle flint
biltema sausage > ikea meatballs
quiet token
does it even get dark for you northerners rn?
Fuck no, there's like 5 hours of sunset per day
solemn juniper
I don't know, I have never been to an IKEA.
subtle flint
Fuck no, there's like 5 hours of sunset per day
moyai
biltema > ikea
all days of the week
smoky nebula
Even the secret 8th day of the week
subtle flint
all of em
solemn juniper
Fuck no, there's like 5 hours of sunset per day
What part of Sweden are you in?
subtle flint
hes also a northerner iirc
quiet token
The northern part
solemn juniper
I meant county.
subtle flint
SKARABORG FOR LIFE RAHH
solemn juniper
Like, Kiruna types of north, orrr??
quiet token
Västerbotten lol
solemn juniper
Like, at the exact tip
subtle flint
oh yeah i found a cool thing the other day, lemme see if i can find it again
smoky nebula
Guys please fix your wealth inequality
solemn juniper
Oh, so you are pretty north.
solemn juniper
Västerbotten lol
So, does -100 burn your skin off, or?
solemn juniper
Antarctica is a nice sunny beach for you probably.
smoky nebula
Embrace WARMTH
quiet token
Had to get an AC 😭
smoky nebula
No you must burn
solemn juniper
Embrace WARMTH
Are you also a Swede?
smoky nebula
No
smoky nebula
My first time at Ikea was like 2 weeks ago
Scary wealth inequality (it's not as bad as the US but still scary wealth inequality)
quiet token
Not gonna lie i don't remember if i've been to ikea
solemn juniper
I've never even seen an IKEA I don't think.
subtle flint
my family found this some time ago, its our family crest
jade canopy
IKEA goated
subtle flint
quite sick tbf
smoky nebula
Tbf why would you go to Ikea if you don't need furniture
young saffron
my family found this some time ago, its our family crest
prepare to get doxed
smoky nebula
Or plushies
jade canopy
The ikea biscuits in particular are really good
smoky nebula
my family found this some time ago, its our family crest
Can you even horse
solemn juniper
my family found this some time ago, its our family crest
That's cool!! :D
sharp agate
The ikea biscuits in particular are really good
Them meatballs are so good
subtle flint
prepare to get doxed
its extremely simple to, yes but i just censored it to make it more annoying
jade canopy
Never had them
smoky nebula
You people and your family crests
solemn juniper
Because I like to think I'm intellectual
smoky nebula
But I won't be posting mine.
Wait since we're all your kids does this mean it's also the crest of everyone here
solemn juniper
You people and your family crests
Family items passed down are cool.
subtle flint
Family items passed down are cool.
sadly my grandpas apartment and most of his stuff burned down
solemn juniper
I have this little horse wood thing, whatever before you Americans existed.
subtle flint
so we basically have nothing from our finnish heritage
not that we have like, any contact with them at all
carmine island
my family found this some time ago, its our family crest
Oh yeha tahts sick wtf 
solemn juniper
Wait since we're all your kids does this mean it's also the crest of everyone he...
You are adopted, pretty sure it has to be by blood.
subtle flint
Oh yeha tahts sick wtf <:grubomg:371947505606459392>
it kind of would lowkey be a sick tattoo, no?
carmine island
Yeha it would
smoky nebula
D: you don't tell me I'm adopted until now‽
carmine island
I’m not the one for tattoos personally but i can see it
carmine island
Omg hi pengg
subtle flint
disfiguring the goddess is peak...
solemn juniper
D: you don't tell me I'm adopted until now‽
Being adopted means I love you so much I chose you to be my child, even if we aren't technically related<3
subtle flint
https://open.spotify.com/track/1eEEej2CUH6CXTPGH1VyS3?si=caf0978e3d17481e <:grub...
@cunning geode think ive posted a couple songs from dtg before
solemn juniper
I think getting a tattoo or two would be cool, but it would have to really mean something and look cool.
quiet token
my family found this some time ago, its our family crest
I don't know if I have one, my grandpa from mothers side was samí and my fathers side i don't know about far enough back
solemn juniper
I also feel like a tattoo wouldn't fit me though.
smoky nebula
I think it'd be silly to get some pale briars as a tattoo later down the line
subtle flint
I don't know if I have one, my grandpa from mothers side was samí and my fathers...
yeah i dont think the sami had too many family crest's
quiet token
If I ever get a tattoo it would for sure be a magpie
carmine island
I think I’ve got a family crest as well since my mother was Scottish
cyan forum
my family found this some time ago, its our family crest
Where are you from
subtle flint
smoky nebula
If I ever get a tattoo it would for sure be a magpie
Aren't you like the bird lord have you started using them to collect shiny objects
carmine island
I don’t think crests are a thing in aus
subtle flint
Where are you from
half swedish half finnish
carmine island
Aren't you like the bird lord have you started using them to collect shiny objec...
He’s been training them to pickpocket
smoky nebula
I don’t think crests are a thing in aus
Yeah they're a European thing
cyan forum
half swedish half finnish
so definetly a Swedish thing, right?
quiet token
Aren't you like the bird lord have you started using them to collect shiny objec...
That's mostly a myth lol
subtle flint
so definetly a Swedish thing, right?
its from my finnish side
smoky nebula
Mostly a myth means partially true which means you can make it true
subtle flint
well technically a finnish soldier that patrolled the swedish and finnish border
solemn juniper
I think family crests are cool, unless your parents were evil.
cyan forum
its from my finnish side
no way lol, and here i thought the swedish were the most posch out of the nordics
carmine island
I think family crests are cool, unless your parents were evil.
Yeha my Scottish mother was pillaging and looting
cyan forum
i'm from norway, and also got a family crest, but it's a lot less extravagnt
subtle flint
share some oil gang...
subtle flint
fins?
solemn juniper
You didn't read anything Norwegian.
smoky nebula
What if you just started raiding
carmine island
True
subtle flint
https://open.spotify.com/track/22ML0MuFKfw16WejbxsLOy?si=8422e5030648499f under appreciated BANGER
young saffron
half swedish half finnish
you must be a giant
cyan forum
rich bastards
bro 99% of us were farmers for one gajillion years, we were the poorfucks for most of history 😭
subtle flint
you must be a giant
im not that tall
young saffron
not past 5'11?
subtle flint
bro 99% of us were farmers for one gajillion years, we were the poorfucks for mo...
yeah but now yall rich as fuck
solemn juniper
Yeha my Scottish mother was pillaging and looting <:grubomg:371947505606459392>
My girlfriend is Scottish, and she too is a pirate.
subtle flint
not past 5'11?
think like 6'2?
carmine island
My girlfriend is Scottish, and she too is a pirate.
Steals your hoodies id guess
young saffron
think like 6'2?
bro told not that tall 😭
subtle flint
im not 
young saffron
height inflation
subtle flint
i mean average height is going down here
solemn juniper
Steals your hoodies id guess
Food more like.
Hats too.
smoky nebula
Pick a day outside of the growing system, head by the water and raid some peeps (please leave Denmark for the asexual army)
subtle flint
i lost my black cap.
carmine island
Food more like.
Hats too.
Oh I love a good hat
solemn juniper
height inflation
That's pretty short for a Finnish and Swede.
subtle flint
so like 99% of caps and hats dont fit my head
solemn juniper
I'm like 7'2 as a woman.
smoky nebula
WTF TITAN
subtle flint
That's pretty short for a Finnish and Swede.
uh finnish people are short
carmine island
so like 99% of caps and hats dont fit my head
Don’t you have adjustable strap things at the back?
umbral ether
i don;t like hats they make my hair/head hurt
subtle flint
Don’t you have adjustable strap things at the back?
literally most of them are still too small if its on the largest setting
carmine island
literally most of them are still too small if its on the largest setting
Head full of hot air?
subtle flint
Head full of hot air?
brains***
solemn juniper
bro 99% of us were farmers for one gajillion years, we were the poorfucks for mo...
That is literally like everyone in history.
subtle flint
and i also got some thick hair
subtle flint
so that dosent help
smoky nebula
and i also got some thick hair
How thick
quiet token
Mostly a myth means partially true which means you can make it true
It's complicated, it's not backed up by research outside of using foreign objects in their nests to scare away other smart birds due to their extremely common neophobia (fear of new things), but it is backed up by personal experiences and potential theories like the corvids realizing humans like shiny things, or juveniles mistaking them for small stones which they sometimes eat to aid digestion
solemn juniper
quite thick
You should grow longer hair.
subtle flint
i have had long hair
young saffron
Hey guys what does your breakfast look like?
subtle flint
like past my shoulders
carmine island
Hey guys what does your breakfast look like?
Never ask me that
subtle flint
maybe a ciggie or two
solemn juniper
Hey guys what does your breakfast look like?
Usually eggs, fruits and stuff.
smoky nebula
It's complicated, it's not backed up by research outside of using foreign object...
So you haven't trained your army to fetch shiny things
Why not
carmine island
I look like a mushroom
Ohhh yeha I see the problem with the cap
cyan forum
That is literally like everyone in history.
no like, REALLY poor. with shitty terrain that made modernization of anything fucking impossible. it's like famished and isolated switzerland
carmine island
Great hair tho
smoky nebula
GINGER
cyan forum
I look like a mushroom
WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME
solemn juniper
I look like a mushroom
Put more hair in the front, that hairline isn't doing you good.
slate wagon
I look like a mushroom
i came just in time for a random face reveal 
subtle flint
Put more hair in the front, that hairline isn't doing you good.
nah my hairline is fine
and i cant really do that, my hair does NOT listen
cyan forum
I DEADASS THOUGHT FOR A SPLIT SECOND SOME BOZO FOUND A PIC OF ME WHAT
white sailBOT
zepheres
carmine island
i came just in time for a random face reveal <:shermasmirk:1168357286566178856>
Sams posted his face before I think
solemn juniper
no like, REALLY poor. with shitty terrain that made modernization of anything fu...
Well, yeah, Norway is in the north.
smoky nebula
ive been caught
We shall have you burnt at the stake unless you tell us where your pot of gold is
subtle flint
my profile picture is literally me so not a face reveal
subtle flint
Sams posted his face before I think
and yeah
subtle flint
We shall have you burnt at the stake unless you tell us where your pot of gold i...
some random finnish forest
cyan forum
kælla på mækkern' 😋
smoky nebula
Can you relocate it to the state of Minnesota I can't afford to fly
solemn juniper
I love Blue Hour™
subtle flint
Can you relocate it to the state of Minnesota I can't afford to fly
not really
umbral ether
oh darksiders 4 got a announcement teaser neat
solemn juniper
kælla på mækkern' 😋
No Portuguese allowed.
smoky nebula
Fortunately nobody here knows my deepest darkest secret
quiet token
So you haven't trained your army to fetch shiny things
Why not
Oh also the famous story of one guy teaching corvids to put money in a box for food? Mostly bullshit, it was basically a trial run with captive corvids and experts told the guy to not release the story yet until they could research further, the guy did it anyway, the researchers cut ties with them, and nobody can replicate it with wild corvids
solemn juniper
Fortunately nobody here knows my deepest darkest secret
You are 4'7 tall
smoky nebula
No I'm 5'10 why do people think I'm short
subtle flint
you give short vibes
young saffron
short vibes
smoky nebula
Well I'm by no means tall
solemn juniper
You look short
oblique musk
No I'm 5'10 why do people think I'm short
Because you are?
solemn juniper
Sound like it and smell like it too.
umbral ether
i have never seen this on steam before
smoky nebula
I'm about to move into college in a few weeks and my roommate thought I was 5 feet tall
solemn juniper
Well I'm by no means tall
You are short, average male (biologically) height is 5'11
subtle flint
I DEADASS THOUGHT FOR A SPLIT SECOND SOME BOZO FOUND A PIC OF ME WHAT
yeah i did
subtle flint
I DEADASS THOUGHT FOR A SPLIT SECOND SOME BOZO FOUND A PIC OF ME WHAT
also wtf
smoky nebula
Meanie
solemn juniper
You are basically like a gnome.
subtle flint
me(l)anie
smoky nebula
This isn't even my evil secret
subtle flint
your secret is that you take so many L's you had to have it in your name
solemn juniper
This isn't even my evil secret
Hope the mice don't pounce you <3
subtle flint
smoky nebula
My evil secret is my hair is slightly orange in tone
subtle flint
My evil secret is my hair is slightly orange in tone
🗿
and you frame 1 call me out for being ginger
yeah get rekt kid
solemn juniper
Red heads are either beautiful or abysmally ugly.
oblique musk
and you frame 1 call me out for being ginger
Internalized gingerphobia 😔
solemn juniper
Scottish red heads are all beautiful.
verbal ocean
Red heads are either beautiful or abysmally ugly.
why is it true
cyan forum
subtle flint
HOLY link
cyan forum
thoughts?
smoky nebula
Why is my hair orange nobody else in my family has this hair colour
Fortunately it's gotten better with age but when I was younger it was VERY orange now it's like a brown with a little orange
cyan forum
kino ranking
oblique musk
https://scontent-ams2-1.cdninstagram.com/o1/v/t16/f2/m86/AQMh1NAw1O57V-MZAF4fVti...
Holy IP grabber Batman
solemn juniper
Scottish red heads are all beautiful.
The woman specifically.
Men need to realise long hair is just better looking usually.
quiet token
My mother is a redhead 
subtle flint
The woman specifically.
Men need to realise long hair is just better looking us...
i cannot be bothered
to have long hair
its so much work
solemn juniper
My mother is a redhead <a:spinSif:1275977611763384514>
Hug her and say you love her.
cyan forum
Holy IP grabber Batman
cobalt tools funky like that
quiet token
I am technically ginger too but it went away at like age 5
subtle flint
if you date a ginger girl its joever
quiet token
I'm aroace i won't lol
smoky nebula
I am technically ginger too but it went away at like age 5
Lucky bastard
subtle flint
I'm aroace i won't lol
boss
solemn juniper
Why is my hair orange nobody else in my family has this hair colour
Fortunately ...
I have green eyes because my grandfather from my father's side was Irish.
smoky nebula
I'm aroace i won't lol
Wtf we should take over Denmark
subtle flint
FACT
solemn juniper
My girlfriend has a dark red hair.
quiet token
Wtf we should take over Denmark
Who wants denmark
smoky nebula
I have green eyes because my grandfather from my father's side was Irish.
Yeah but I'm African everyone in my family I've ever seen has black hair
subtle flint
true
smoky nebula
We're going to fix it up
quiet token
Reminds of a recorded instance of a magpie flying from Sweden over the ocean to denmark, and then immediately flying back
solemn juniper
I have dark blonde hair.
subtle flint
since its annoying to take care of my hair
smoky nebula
Reminds of a recorded instance of a magpie flying from Sweden over the ocean to ...
Sounds like a scout for the invasion
subtle flint
i found a decent picture of what my hair normally looks like
when i dont wear caps
here you can actually see the curls
it was a before pic of a haircut
quiet token
Sounds like a scout for the invasion
It didn't go any further inland it just immediately flew back to sweden
solemn juniper
I have dark blonde hair.
Well, dirty blonde.
smoky nebula
Wait no you just look golden bronze are you even a ginger
solemn juniper
Sounds like a scout for the invasion
No, it just got disgusted.
smoky nebula
Is this some European blood feud I'm too not European to understand
subtle flint
i like to say that im strawberry blonde
quiet token
Sweden and denmark have a world record in wars fought between 2 countries right
subtle flint
france and england?
solemn juniper
https://youtu.be/c1cZuDkdEgs?t=12&feature=shared
I sometimes wish I was a voice actor for musicals so I can sing about destroying people without looking like I actually want genocide.
solemn juniper
Just smaller wars I think.
subtle flint
random scraps between the townsfolk
hoary rain
smoky nebula
my cats got spooked
Wtf our gods are not to be upset
subtle flint
i put them upstairs and we were chilling downstairs with the dog
we put the dog in a seperate room so the cats could leave
they didnt wanna go down the stairs by themselves so i had to carry them down lol
they were not holding the claws back
at all
bastards
smoky nebula
Are you saying your cats were born out of wedlock
subtle flint
idk what that means gang
smoky nebula
Child that's the result of cheating on a spouse
smoky nebula
If your grandparents cat didn't cheat on their mate then your cats aren't bastards
smoky nebula
they are GOOBERS
Is this even a negative word
solemn juniper
If your grandparents cat didn't cheat on their mate then your cats aren't bastar...
Cats are mean, and annoying, but their cuteness makes it acceptable.
Well, actually my cat is a sweetheart.
He's an attention whore though.
subtle flint
moms cat was SCREAMING his lungs out earlier
smoky nebula
Are they mean‽
Every cat I've met has been really nice to me(like 15 cats)
subtle flint
so i had to give him emergency cuddles
solemn juniper
He's an attention whore though.
He's always trying to get my attention.
He sleeps in my bed usually.
smoky nebula
I wish I had a cat
solemn juniper
Are they mean‽
Every cat I've met has been really nice to me(like 15 cats)
Not necessarily, they are just silly and like moving things like, glass off a table.
solemn juniper
He sleeps in my bed usually.
Usually between my thighs or between my arms.
smoky nebula
All my friends have cats it's not fair
solemn juniper
Or just under my armpit.
solemn juniper
All my friends have cats it's not fair
You should invest in getting one.
smoky nebula
My mom's a hater and my college has a no pet policy
solemn juniper
My mom's a hater and my college has a no pet policy
Wait until you graduate then hun. <3
smoky nebula
That's like in centuries I can't survive that long
solemn juniper
Usually between my thighs or between my arms.
When I'm awake and sitting he instantly tries getting in my lap.
solemn juniper
That's like in centuries I can't survive that long
Grow a secret hidden kitty army.
carmine island
so i had to give him emergency cuddles
Sam look at him in the crevasse
shell yacht
swift sand
what are these mod-forsaken fluffy attrocities that have been cast down into the depths of silksong-discussion
solemn juniper
Give your cats cuddles.
swift sand
ward off the cats with a cross
or holy water
i love aspect of arthur
my personal favorite aspect
frozen frigate
aspect of arthur is whatever its decent but i dont like how sluggish it is
carmine island
aspect of arthur is whatever its decent but i dont like how sluggish it is
Is this hades?
swift sand
yeap
opaque sigil
It’s incredibly powerful
carmine island
Where are the men?
swift sand
i usually do crit builds with aspect of arthur
opaque sigil
The moveset is very strong
frozen frigate
Where are the men?
in hell where they belong
opaque sigil
i usually do crit builds with aspect of arthur
Unironically shackle is enough
swift sand
probably
it's been like 3 months since i last hades'd so i dont know what that means
opaque sigil
You can win on that alone
frozen frigate
this is like the 3rd run ive had lambent plume and stygian soul on and i still havent got hermes 2nd legendary
opaque sigil
probably
it's been like 3 months since i last hades'd so i dont know what that m...
The Sisyphus keepsake
opaque sigil
At max rank it’s +100% damage on moves not affected by a boon
subtle flint
Sam look at him in the crevasse
Omg
swift sand
oh lord
subtle flint
Rare Oscar sighting
swift sand
oh lord oh lord
carmine island
in hell where they belong
Well I know where to go
swift sand
radio what do you main
frozen frigate
FINALLY unlocked hypnos' hearts
dusk pilot
U gonna go to hades 2 after 100%
frozen frigate
radio what do you main
in hades? whatever dark thirst chooses
swift sand
absolutely fair
frozen frigate
not right now actually im trying to clear everything up to heat 5 with every weapon before i continue
so if dark thirst chooses a weapon already at heat 5 im not doing that
swift sand
self-truthed
dusk pilot
I always hate this grind part
swift sand
thoust found thine own truth
dusk pilot
I just mod it away
frozen frigate
damn im starting to stock up on nectar
swift sand
no idea why but i can't stop picking claw
frozen frigate
29 rn
dusk pilot
Use it
dusk pilot
Drink some distribute some
serene chasm
Get some blinds
subtle flint
I have a rolling curtain thingy
subtle flint
You can see it at the top of the window
Had my cat in here and he likes chilling in the window so didn't bring it down
He did decide to jump out though so might aswell
But then I gotta get out of bed
serene chasm
get automated ones
frozen frigate
3 runs trying to unlock artemis' hearts and 2 of them gave me fucking hammers in the first room
YES!!!!
empty jackal
hello homosexuals
patent heath
Hi gays.
frozen frigate
also just got artemis' hearts unlcoked
quartz cave
Hell yeah
patent heath
Artemis like Green Arrow's protege from Young Justice?
quartz cave
Bestie you have to hop on bi-des 2 youll love it,,, they added way more among us characters,,,,
frozen frigate
https://tenor.com/view/hades-game-2-hades2-artemis-gif-5268798066891080096
is this fartemis my goat
quartz cave
Yes
frozen frigate
i just forged a bond with her
frozen frigate
i cant wait to see all of the new character designs in gaydes 2
frozen frigate
i thought i needed to max 6 relationships with the olympians
i only have 5 and its going
umbral ether
i cant wait to see all of the new character designs in gaydes 2
||chaos's|| design in hades 2 is really good
valid sable
Hornet overdoses on lifeblood
serene chasm
hornet gets a heroin addiction
umbral ether
Hornet overdoses on lifeblood
maybe that is why silksong is taking so long
quick cedar
Silk
smoky nebula
maybe that is why silksong is taking so long
No there's a spider on their keyboard and they're too scared to do anything so they can't work on the game
umbral ether
No there's a spider on their keyboard and they're too scared to do anything so t...
understandable
swift sand
||chaos's|| design in hades 2 is really good
my ||gender-ambiguous edgelord||
i love them
frozen frigate
No there's a spider on their keyboard and they're too scared to do anything so t...
this is true there is a spider on every keyboard in australia
serene chasm
yes
valid sable
every keyboard comes with a free spider
serene chasm
but its not dangerous. Actually helps with typing
frozen frigate
i named mine Ron
pearl void
Where can I send photos
frozen frigate
he sits on the 7 key and hits it when i need
pearl void
Cause I low key need kelp
serene chasm
Where can I send photos
You cant yet
serene chasm
You will need to wait a day before you can post embeded images. You can use something like imgur
frozen frigate
picked the worst time to unlock all of the gods hearts man
stuck having to ||talk to them once to invite them and then dying so i can progress their dialogue for the hearts||
quartz cave
i only have 5 and its going
If you have maxxed demeters hearts that counts
frozen frigate
i forgot about that
quartz cave
stuck having to ||talk to them once to invite them and then dying so i can progr...
Just do a full run, go onto every shop looking for new gods and change their keepsakes every area
||i invited everyone but 2 gods the run after the quest||
I did get lucky that my keepsake god from tartarus didnt lock so i got like 3 different ones for the run itself
frozen frigate
Just do a full run, go onto every shop looking for new gods and change their kee...
i want to have them all unlocked before i go back to doing normal runs
i dont have enough ambrosia to max them all out but i want to be able to use it when the opportunity arises yknow
quartz cave
I meant ||so you dont have to invite them and reset||
swift sand
hyper light grifter
cerulean sable
I got the lifeblood up inside of me
I dont think to my monarch so I talk to my diary
frozen frigate
ive been repeating aphrodite dialogue for no reason where's my bond with dusa man
shell stream
||i invited everyone but 2 gods the run after the quest||
you can only get a max number of gods in a given run
once you hit the cap it'll only give you boons of those gods
oh and hermes is guaranteed
frozen frigate
how do i forge a bond with dusa bruh
shell stream
gotta buy a bunch of upgrades for the lounge iirc
frozen frigate
i need to trigger a conversation with her where she ||attempts to return all of the ambrosia i've gifted to her it seems||
serene chasm
Dusa is the best
frozen frigate
im confused as hell man
ive maxed out my hearts with dusa and im not sure how to trigger this conversation that i dont even know will lead to our bond being forged
frozen frigate
i dont wannaaaa😭😭😭😭
dusk pilot
I hate the water serpant
lone crown
I hate the water serpant
Two Balatro references in one sentence
quick cedar
Waters and serpents... this is a reference to irl lakes
pallid plinth
80% of lakes are in canada
quick cedar
In the world?
serene chasm
Canada has more lakes then the rest of the world combined or something
quick cedar
Hogging all the lakes
dusk pilot
I want to just submerge in a lke all day
quick cedar
Pokemon gen 4 invented lakes first
coarse leaf
serene chasm
Canada has more lakes then the rest of the world combined or something
I was incorrect
floral burrow
Pokemon gen 4 invented lakes first
did the lake trio or the lakes come first tho
pallid plinth
Then why can I drink all this tap water for free
swift sand
https://tenor.com/view/mesprit-uxie-azelf-lake-guardians-pokemon-gif-15300187129...
is this from palworld
quick cedar
This is live from your mothers room
pallid plinth
mutha
quick cedar
swift sand
https://tenor.com/view/poro-league-of-legends-league-dance-groovy-gif-6440571367...
is this valorant
dusk pilot
No league
quick cedar
This is from me looking up poro twerking
trim estuary
is this valorant
Yeah
quick cedar
League of poro
quartz cave
CHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I GOT THE EVERLASTING HOGSTOPPER
swift sand
CHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I GOT THE EVERLASTING HOGSTOPPER
everlasting hogstopper sounds like a joke item in a dnd game
trim estuary
CHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I GOT THE EVERLASTING HOGSTOPPER
do you like stop wild hogs
swift sand
do you like stop wild hogs
imagine its just a gun
modest token
Its from grounded
trim estuary
those dont work on wild hogs
swift sand
Its from grounded
guns aren't plants silly
frozen frigate
feeling like playing free bird in fortnite festival right about now
swift sand
those dont work on wild hogs
yes, but what if it was a really big gun
quartz cave
everlasting hogstopper sounds like a joke item in a dnd game
no its peak
frozen frigate
IM GONN ASEE THEM TOGETHER
trim estuary
https://grounded.fandom.com/wiki/Everlasting_Hogstopper
frozen frigate
holy peak oh my goodness i love these guys
quartz cave
SO TRUEEE
the northern shredders look so cool man
cant wait to get the ||ice sickles||
id rather die to poision than use my gas mask and get that glitch again
chat if yall had to name an ant
what would yall name it
and i WILL block the first person to say antony
digital junco
antwon
quartz cave
and also antwon
digital junco
quick cedar
Anthony
quartz cave
that counts as anthony smh
get out of one game where you wield a shield named aegis to another
modest token
https://grounded.wiki.gg/wiki/Everlasting_Hogstopper
?
frozen frigate
its the wiki page for an item in the video game Grounded
viscid wind
This shit is so Clearance Insufficient
quartz cave
bestie radio
frozen frigate
hello ismo
frozen frigate
so many things happening in hades right now man
quartz cave
hades would be a better game if everyone stopped drama-ing around and just gave me all of their money and mortal possesions
just saying
rocky flicker
Haddsw
swift sand
good night gaydes-discussion
rocky flicker
Hades would be a better game if hades was lace and that mc from the new one was hornet
frozen frigate
"that mc from the new one" her NAME is MELINOE
quartz cave
radio insane grounded 2 spoilers please dont click ||i find it kinda weird that the last boss of the game is an aphid with 5000 health that oneshots you if youre 300m from its vecinity and you just have to pray for an arrow to hit it|| its insane
viscid wind
hell yeahhhh
What id instead f earn it was eat
cerulean sable
Wombat what is your opinions on the SQUALL MLRS
rocky flicker
"that mc from the new one" her NAME is MELINOE
I thought the main character of the first one was hades idk anything about these mid games
frozen frigate
What id instead f earn it was eat
i think they're all like plushies or something so im not sure they'd taste very good
livid tree
nah that was too much
rocky flicker
Yeah pretty much
quartz cave
"that mc from the new one" her NAME is MELINOE
erm ackshually its Melinoë
livid tree
Yeah pretty much
i always knew you were a rat from ikea
frozen frigate
erm ackshually its Melinoë
i don't know how to use accents on a keyboard man
quartz cave
john google copy paste:
rocky flicker
i always knew you were a rat from ikea
…yeah
frozen frigate
john google copy paste:
i tried that while doing today's bandle and guess what
they dont even have Fergalicious by Fergie as a registered song on the database
quartz cave
thats so not fergalicious
quartz cave
I thought the main character of the first one was hades idk anything about these...
it is
frozen frigate
aphrodite and demeter are the only gods i have left to max out woohoo
dusa and her annoying ass bond man
quartz cave
How ypu going to do that while ||dusa is fucking homeless||
frozen frigate
i assume once ||i convince nyx to rehire her then the bond will happen right||
quartz cave
||fired for working too hard is a new one||
quartz cave
i assume once ||i convince nyx to rehire her then the bond will happen right||
||oh i got it before she got fired so idk||
frozen frigate
what how
quartz cave
Yeah thats not part of her bond thing
frozen frigate
so then it has to be ||her trying to return the ambrosia|| i think
otherwise the wiki doesn't mention anything i haven't already done or encountered
quartz cave
Wait so its locked and you did her prophecy?
quartz cave
oh then yeah it must be that
zinc needle
new ss info?
dusk pilot
Yes skong tommorow
cerulean sable
no but we are going to get free poleaxes
dusk pilot
Free poleaxes for what
tulip edge
For the silkrevolution
cerulean sable
for what? the fuck do you mean
"oh you guys want free water, food, and housing?"
"for what?"
thats how question suonds
what else do you need one for
dusk pilot
But we need silkcels ans silkammers
dusk pilot
Didnt know there was a 6th stage of silksanity
cerulean sable
BACK TO BACK SILK WARS CHAMP
dapper topaz
he's french???
Hmmm you didn't knew?
I watched the anime, he indeed that French prince
Look at his face though lol
Literally frogface
livid tree
Hmmm you didn't knew?
I watched the anime, he indeed that French prince
Look at ...
nono i thought thorfinn was french because the franks called him a norman
dusk pilot
Normandy is called that ils because a lot of northmen settled there and becane fre*ch
livid tree
huh
ever knew
ig thats on me for only knowing them from the english perspective when they invaded
livid tree
Normandy is called that ils because a lot of northmen settled there and becane f...
wow so first the angles and saxons who were from northern europe settled england then the danes invade then the normans who were originally from the north
dapper topaz
I have been procrastinating vinlandsaga manga too much ☠️
dusk pilot
History is just people kill each other and living on that land
cerulean sable
history would be better if people spent less time on geopolitics and more 1v1 fights between leaders
strange gulch
hwo likely do yall think Silksong will release in August?
viscid wind
why are pilgrims mad
dapper topaz
Very less likely tbh
coral cape
hwo likely do yall think Silksong will release in August?
Like 10% in my opinion. September is MUCH more likely
but also skong tomorrow for shaw
frozen frigate
where is his neck
dapper topaz
why are pilgrims mad
Who pilgrims lol
Give me back my pc and silksong and I can spend my entire life sitting on my ass
viscid wind
fake silksong fan
pallid plinth
why is hades snake blue
dapper topaz
Atleast I'm not those redditors lil bro 😭 (those are the actual fake fans)
frozen frigate
why is hades snake blue
chill
pallid plinth
im relaxed
frozen frigate
he forgot to put on his coat and its a cold day in hell
coral cape
blue fire is hotter than red fire
frozen frigate
getting my first hammer halfway through elysium is really cool and great
pallid plinth
is this hades 2
frozen frigate
1
median fractal
hwo likely do yall think Silksong will release in August?
Still a chance but its fairly unlikely now
The chance is post gamescom doe
rustic ore
she installed league of legends... 💔
pallid plinth
Shes a keeper
frozen frigate
oh wow
fresh zodiac
gog released a bundle with free adult games for 2 days
as a protest against the whole censorship thing going on
and it's funny to me
cus it's postal 2 and the rest is just sex
fresh zodiac
who's mc again
frozen frigate
minecraft
fresh zodiac
fym not minecraft
it's like some other group that's been targeting adult steam games
doing it through payment processors
pallid plinth
master card
fresh zodiac
and PayPal too I think
I don't wanna go too much into this topic here
but this is just suppressing forms of art
and no person going "ewwwwwww" should decide that it should be hidden forever
lone crown
Censorship never stops at one thing