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hh mains are nerds just pick up a hammer and bonk
like there's no benefit to it unless you are in another zone and just need to get a song out so you don't explode
You seem to misunderstand. I pocket Hammer.

only one hammer???
HH also bonks and gets stuns
Whether with a marimba or a mallet, I'm crushing SOMETHING's skull.
At least in wilds idk how it is in older games because stuns in Wilds are insane
so does fucking sns 
SnS is currently THE caveman weapon yeah
Is this mhonster unter
yes
Congalala
Whats next congalala?
Aerial LBG is so cool
I did
I didn't play with LBG for too long though its a bit repetitive
DB = Dual Blades
3U = Three/"Tri" Ultimate
Grongigas = Big fuckoff hammer made from a monster's chin
Blangonga = Fuckin snow monkey
Congalala = shitty monster, literally and figuratively
God I could have gone my entire life without seeing Congalala again.
Absolutely fuck that monster. Visually, conceptually, functionally, everything. What an utterly horseshit monster.
armor is cool tho
No
Maybe you just aren't cool
I play HH try again
Why play midster hunter when you can hop on The Rogue PoP
Why play anything when you can hop on Fossil Fighters
apeshit means going crazy, so no
bad stink
im going to commit genocide against the Congalala
MH Wilds Genocide Route Speedrun
uhhhh let's see
Congalala, Teostra, Brachydios, Raging Brachydios, Ajarakan, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Blood Orange Bishaten
does Magnamalo count
Nakarkos uses a Brachy head tho
oh lmao
magnamalo doesn't do blastblight
The cooler blastblight
Okay but you can leave it behind with a wirebug to stun magnamalo
And it looks cooler
yeah
I don't recall regular bazel inflicting blastblight
Maybe because last time I fought him he oneshot me
Why you should eat
can zorah blast you
its hammer does blast iirc
oneshot 😭
shh
"Zorah can't do shit" mfs when Zorah turns around and upchucks a Vesuvian eruption at their face
(AT Zorah kinda fuckin hurts)
Last Zorah fight I got lost trying to get to Nergigante and it got repelled on its own
gesundheit
oh right Frontier doesn't have a lot of Blast monsters bc Blast only came with Brachy in 3 and they didn't start giving Frontier monsters Blast til like G6 or something
and Frontier is a Gen 2 game
guys whats your favorite frontier monster? ill go first:
guh
there's a monster that gets you drunk???
I cast
Who
speaking of Online monsters, when are we getting Estrellian
Hypnocatrice
this motherfucker was the first monster that could inflict Sleep
Nefu Garumudo and Morudomunto come to mind
I would sacrifice all of you to a pagan deity to get a set of Morudomunto armor btw
Because it uses the Gore skeleton and was riding the coattails of 4's success
does it make sense? absolutely not. do i care? absolutely not
yeah but some make less sense than others yk
peak design
cus you can come up with some unrealistic-but-otherwise-fair-enough mumbo jumbo as to why certain elders' powers work, and then there's shit like this where it's just "idk cus it's cool as fuck?"
which, yeah
fair
this, believe it or not, falls under the unrealistic but fair enough mumbo jumbo
Xenomorph reproduction
noita the sun
how the world hasn't fucking ended since the dawn of the first Gore Magala is a mystery to me
literal rabies plague
Radahn
I didn't remember the projectiles lmao its literally sote
my favorite bit of MH trivia that i like to throw into conversations is the fact that Valstrax and Shara Ishvalda are distantly related
still don't get why ppl didn't like sote
undercooked
pretty much this yeah
'Nother dimension
anything about Fatalis I just write off as some complete and utter bullshit because it keeps getting more ridiculous by the day
When will Zoh Shia start time travelling
fatalis is an american
anything past "fire dragon with malicious intent" and i stop listening 
fatalis has such an absurd amount of arbitrary favoritism
Maybe a Zoh Shia from the future time travels to kill you in a weaker state because in the future you would've slain it
And you do no damage and its unbeatable
fraudtalis
See if anything, Zoh Shia should be the one fitting that myth about regenerating and being otherwise unkillable
it is literally true of zoh shia
it's an amalgamated construct and looks like a deity
fatalis is pretty awesome
i would believe that off rip
guys should i play my guitar, sew/paint, or read
When we burning the dragontorch
literally just fucking evil which is unique for monster hunter
paint
"felled Schrade in a single night" ok well do we have any Schrade feats? they might as well have been Englishmen in a shitty castle for all we know 
Guide a Zorah Magdaros to the Dragontorch where it explodes and scorches all of the forbidden lands
yes this IS an annoying powerscaling conversation now 
OLTURA MENTIONED
infinitely cooler elder
it was an awesome fuck off kingdom i do not respect powerscaling enough to answer that question
WHAT THE FUCK IS A SINGLE ELEMENT ATTACKJ
and we kill a fucking baby oltura which is a monster that is constantly evolving
give that sucker a few hours of life hell
what a baller monster man
the larval form also stomps all over fatalis
okay we gave Oltura a few hours to get used to existing, and it proceeded to cast Fireball on everything within a 20 mile radius
fatalis, fatalis, Heaven and Earth are yours
the white fatalis in question
Kid Buu moment. Leave it alone for 11 seconds and it's already trying to launch an ICBM
^
is it even canon
World is canon
but every other encounter isnt so the fatalis subspecies are in canonical limbo
kirb the fuck is u talking about
capcom doesn't want their perfect OC to die
world is mainline canon no?
Even if you aren't I'm not listening 
this is funny
fatalis solos ur favourite monster sorry guys
Because again, that's bullshit and I refuse to acknowledge anything past "evil fire dragon"
Gaismagorm's tail in the armor description is said to be capable of swatting away planets iirc

i wont have these newgens coming in here and disrespecting my goat 🤦♂️
and THAT is why I don't take armor flavor text as fact 
Magnamalo would never lose
Okay what about the one where a Rakna Kadachi is dating a human dude
You can but go off king
what the hell does any of this mean
adel vibes
That one is cool that can stay
adel would be a banger monhun monster
adele too
Didn't iceborne have a piece of dialogue where someone thought elder dragons were just human minds trying to comprehend eldritch entities
whos idea was this
Crapcom glaze
i tried to find an adele gif that wasn't awful
e- for effort
what are humans but weird fanged beasts
it means he's afraid of santa claus
yea ive read that one
i knew about that not whatever the fucking
transcendental shit is
🔥
Rajang
id rock rajangs shit tbh
shakin up the status quo a lil
Only Mary Sue monster should be Magnamalo
diablos glaze
dont u dare
i like Rajang where he is, the only real glaze comes from the community
Download Awesome Fuck Off Kingdom today and get 50 free spins!!!
Rajang, Jho, Fatalis, Nergigante
The council of double-glazed monsters
nergi glaze is genuinely insane
Because its awesome
its a bad bitch
midna
Magnamalo isn't really "beating" any elders, he's sure as shit squarin up with em tho
magnamidlo
"Why is the ghost samurai tiger strong"
he just has the equipment and tenacity to be able to, that's really it.
your little baby monster avatar looks like tunicates
Consider:
this mf always doing way too much 🤦♂️
the humble glavenus:
the final boss of rise is the epitome of doing too much
Yeah I hate Malzeno
“But how does it hunt when it glowing gives away its position”
like not a lot CAN scrap with something like that. the only monsters that could reasonably/realistically give an angry magnamalo actual problems are monsters like Zinogre and above. if you aren't like that, you're just gonna have a bad time.
Magnamalo is an apex predator yeah
lets be real here
because zinogres got heart
Got tricked by the other ninja guy whose name I forget
also it was Thunderlord/Apex
Utsushi?
thunderlord zinogres in rise?
and he got trashed halfway through the fight anyway, because he was fighting Amatsu
(Apexes are functionally reskinned Deviants from GU. Apex Zinogre is pretty much a 1:1 Thunderlord)
yeah that's... that's the idea. he lost, remember
ok tough guy next time you get your house destroyed by Hurricane Katrina, go run the ones with the hurricane

valstrax is doing way too much but is also unreasonably cool so its ok

yes you're far smarter than the dog 
zero reason to be doing all that
this reminds me of Mugiwara no Goofy
valstrax is the crown jewel of dragon element bs
they like giving her nidhogg yeah
at the end of the day they all safi and fatalis victims
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yea but can he transcend space time 🤔
fatalis gets clowned on by monkeys with sticks
they all do bruh
Hmm a god
pk would put fatalis six feet under in an instant
yog sothoth is a fraud
idk what happens in the monster hunter world but pk's aura will make that guy wise up and realize they dont actually need to fight 😌
yeah so gets the betrayal kill ez
teleport half of the dalamadur to cut it in half
PK gets folded by alatreon
the bad haircut dragon?
What franchise are you people even talking about
u forgetting about that
all of them
pk's aura is literally painful to look at
Who is alatreon
some dragon who should just get a new fucking barber
His aura makes you big brain
what the fuck is this bro
who is monster hunter
idk man nuking the immediate area is a pretty solid feat
similar buildup to sapphire, too
yeah i think the horns are sick
wht are they like, a scaley peacock
sikksong tomorrow
the horns look stupid but they're not as bad as nergi's
fatalis and pk mid off who winning
yes, if the peacock exploded
hello
Humans are almost immortal
i kinda like nergi's cus if you look, nergigante's horns are a conglomerate of a bajillion spikes
they look so stupid
i mean if we don't suppress him we kinda just get Kaiba'd
im sorry for doubting you
if there is a Reason for Why something Is The Way That It Is, it instantly shoots up at least one tier in coolness and I stop bitching about it
hes beyond our comprehension bro...
Just hunt him smh
transcendental god dragon beyond human comprehension beat by 4 dudes with pointy sticks
absolute cinema to be honest
The power of my kinsect is beyond comprehension
it's so cartoonish
tbh if a squirrel stabbed me 50 times with a veggie knife i would probably keel over
Where da eyes
there is a dragon that doesn't have eyes and it's SICK
don't i? i do not exist in the MH universe, and yet i interact with them
im sorry are those guys called giant nerds?
But why
Seems to live in a place with plenty of light
gore magala the only monster that could challenge PK in an aura off
they haven't developed the adult form has them
That thing is a baby‽
How big are the eggs...
no eggs
it's worse than that
Wtf no massive omelette
not a baby, just a juvenile
like how a bird is still a juvenile before all its pretty feathers come in
this fog isn't just aura
Spores‽
shit's scales laced with a virus
basically
purple glowing rabies
Zombie dragons...
i think it's supposed to be "warrior giant"
airborne xenomorphs
Ennea use your words
the adults also prevent juveniles from molting nearby, which forces them to spread out across the region
ah, i see. of course those nerds would name themselves that...
these things are in constant agony and they WILL take it out on everything they can find
(not a zombie, but can actually zombify the infected)
Are humans safe from the zombies
no
I mean infection
no
Zombies are always dangerous
you can get the frenzy virus but it's not going to make you a dragon
Frenzy…
And then it's just normal rabies
wtf that ones crazy
Melt it all down, in the yellow chaos flame
Tf is that thing is that a nightreign fellow
Frenzy Virus (the black and purple dragon) is transmissible, but it's not fatal to people. still not great tho
Effluvium (the rotting dragon) is also transmissible, and CAN be fatal to people
WHY HE WALK LIKE THAT HE SEEMS LIKE HES JUST SPEEDWALKING ON HIS WAY TO THE STORE NOT FIGHTING TO THE DEATH
frenzy virus is actually a fun status effect which is rare
especially if Vaal Hazak decides he wants the Effluvium out of your body and back into his. then you will actually fucking die
it's bugged
usually he just teleports to you
yeah cus it's not a virus
do you think maybe that originally wasnt supposed to be the final version of that walk cycle until they came to their senses and realized they just had to use it
Thats a bug having to do with internet connection probably
One time tammo and I were fighting a boss and it kept moonwalking before there was a network error
Look if we just extinct all the dragons this wouldn't be a problem
oh nvm 
still mad about that
a whole civilisation had the same idea
didnt go well when the goat pulled up
Did they do it right
There was a funny as fuck glitch with the same boss where he kept spamming the same attack and it was comedy
yeah but im a pedantic bitch
Le sigh
Should have listened to zote
hide and seeko kojimbus
Okay we can just say pathogen then
no unfortunately they couldnt transcend spacetime so they didnt stand a chance against the goat
Smh should have been stronger
no :)
WHY NOT
Ah
fot gootage? 🙏
:)
Ennea you monster
but yeah Frenzy is more easily transmissible and can very quickly cause problems
because Effluvium is mostly just a bacterial cloud that thrives on rot, Vaal Hazak just kinda vibes and keeps to itself, keeping an entire locale alive just by existing
5 minutes straight of Libra jumping at me and me dying from laughter. Bro is fuming.
they had an executor too lmao
there is one instance where a Vaal Hazak left the rotting locale it usually lives in, to go somewhere else, and that immediately started a Resident Evil situation lmao
so we had to put it down immediately


Guys if you destroy the ecosystem and turn the entire world into a barren wasteland there will be no virus carrying dragons
Actually its quite likely it was the reverse, that blackveil is the ancestor and one found itself in the vale and became the regular vaal hazak
Even better with commentary
also this shit was hilarious
fully prepared to do the wylder thing of softening solo and then bam the dog is here
GEF are you a shapeshifter
this cant be true 
Thats misinfo
thank god
but then again it mightve been funnier
They patched it out
Oh yeah i tried to look silly and cool here
I ended up annihilating the boss in the ruins shortly after
apeshit
I imagine
if there was just like the one guy at fromsoftware like "no you dont get it, it HAS to do that 3000 times itll be cool" and everyone else just ceded
hi shandower
MAG when will you embrace frenzy
he doesn't main revenant
may chaos take the world
why so long
Has anyone had Wagyu
I wish
only thing i eat
In this economy‽
bigger smile :)
no but ive had gutter trash. thats more affordable nowadays
Silksong tomorrow
As long as u cook it rare
I see
make a financial deal with the immortal snail
Yeah but then I need 2 houses on opposite sides of the world so that since the snail is so slow I can live for a few months at one house then move to the other house via plane to get a few more months(assuming the snail is unrealistically fast otherwise I'd have years at each house)
but why do that when you can make a financial deal with the snail so that you can pool your million dollars into stocks and become rich
that or you could convince the snail that, if it touches you and you die, it would follow that if you touch the snail it would die
I think the snail knows that if it kills you, it dies too
yeah so it wouldnt want to touch you
It's seen it's snail wife and child die over and over, every family it's made has died
It has seen the beginning, and it wishes not to see the end
i mean i would figure that the immortality is genetic
so why would the snail child die
The snail is eve and you are its forbidden fruit
No it's like a soul contract thing probably
ah ok then
i seal it in concrete
Do remember the snail is immortal in every way possible
Yeah this would work
the snail will eat the concrete
i seal it in plastic
Oh yeah the snail kinda counts as an unstoppable force
Microplastics have no effect on the snail
Nothing you can do will harm it, at most you'll just slow it down
i tell it that silksong was cancelled
Salt only dehydrates it temporarily probably
is the snail not a puppet to its own movements as it automatically and incontrovertibly shoots toward your position, for however many years it was forced to past its natural date of death? idk i think you would just make it move faster if you convinced it that its immortality would end
The snail doesn't speak your language
and MAYBE you should consider that the snail was the good guy all along
no it just knows where you are because of intelligence
i learn snail
and then i tell it that silksong was cancelled
oh ok
There's kinda a biological barrier in the way
It communicates through methods other than sound
like what
Snail farts ⁉️
Why should it care if silksong is cancelled
once i learn to communicate in snail pheromones i will first tell it what silksong is
then i will wait a few years
then i'll tell it silksong was cancelled
(i'm running for those few years, i can survive that long)
Yoy could also just buy homes in western Europe and Australia and go to the other one when the snail gets too close
yeah but who can afford moving costs in this economy
You're just buying one way tickets between the 2
You can rent out the houses when you're not there
yeah what if the snail trashes one of the places and then follows me
The snail doesn't care about your investments, only about touching you
And besides just hire someone to clean the house before your next tenant
well by attacking my investments it would make my moving costs more expensive by forcing me to carry my belongings back and forth between my two homes
so eventually i run out of money and i can't move
what if the snail murders the hired person
With what
The death touch only works on you
you should simply publicize that you were the one to finally attain the snails curse, and youd make countless snail allies as a result
snail gun
as well as several snail enemies trying to get the snail to you
Wtf are yall talking about
but mostly providing fake snails for their viral youtubes pranks
Immortal snail
My goat
if the snail pistol doesn't work, the snail has a snail rail gun
Cant we talk it out
we're producing a complex simulation involving one of the internet's most profound queries
(the snail is american)
WHO IS GIVING THR SNAIL A RAIL GUN
IT DOESN'T HAVE THE THUMBS TO MAKE A WEAPON
Silksong… today?!
Presumably the snail doesn't speak English
it has a million dollars
it would probably be able to buy a little prosthetic snail hand
I am
Tammo...
Snail worshiper
First we teach it english
Then we talk
we covered this
it cant be taught english
but you can learn snail pheromone
also it doesn't care
its really sad apparently
All it wants is for you to die
relatable
What if I just killed the snail
It has a life purpose, and that purpose is killing you
Are we both immortal
Ah yes, kill the immortal snail
I thought it wa just me
no its the mortal snail thats so difficult to deal with
Oh no you're still mortal you're just rich now
The snail is immortal
Oh wait yeah you're immortal
and the snail also has a million
thats the other part
But the snail is still super slow
And yeah the snail has money
I got time
It's a snail
so the snail would make a snail rail gun
by buying a prosthetic snail hand and crafting one
a snrail gun if you will
Allat but it womt bother to learn English
Granted it is super intelligent and being a snail it can definitely just sneak into an airplane and use soundboards
what the fuck
Checked the question on Reddit, apparently the person becomes immortal too
was that always the premise??? 
Yeah
It can text to speech
yeah they're both immortal millionaires
I just assumed it was a bit weird if you were immortal too
couldnt you just live for a reeeaally long time until you were like yeah ok we can dip, little snail
put the snail in a jar keep it around until you're done being immortal why is this a thing
Yeah
its just a fight between the two primal forces of life for all of time
the snail would shoot the jar
you wouldnt even need to eat or drink if the snails immortality makes it so unstoppable
WAIT ITS NOT EVEN UNSTOPPABLE JUST PUT IT IN A GLASS BALL
as far as wellbeing goes, like sometimes immortality just makes u a shitty skeleton and stuff
What if the snail uses the money
but what if
the snail
bought a prosthetic snail hand with its million dollars
and made a snail gun
to shoot the glass
To make a super snail serum
but no youd be good
I hate snails
Get a bunch of people to jump the snail
super serums cost way more than that???
Then kills yoy
the snail simply shoots them
no but its a snail so the price is also smaller
Snail currency conversion is crazy
now think
the snail is given to be hyper intelligent
you in this case are not given to be hyper intelligent
its not impossible that the snail is just smarter than you and would figure out a way to make a snail gun before you gain enough friends to jump it
Yes but it's definitely slower at communicating than you are, you should be able to give people plans faster than it can
Unless it gets like a brain chip that lets it tell its team what to do faster
snail phone
wow i clearly do NOT remember how this goes
but i guess if it is hyper intelligent maybe you two could work out a deal after all... 
no but the snail is intelligent enough to feel the sadness of losing countless loved ones and would desperately want to kill you so as to end its own suffering
We'd understand eachother because we are so smart
Why did they bother giving the snail a million dollars 😭
well so do i so if that happens with the snail how do we know we wouldnt be on the same page huh
goes ot the other edge of the world? even just an ocean would immediately straight up prevent the goober from getting to me
That's Twitter
But you should want to know where the snail is
put a tracker on em
I'd put a snail tracker on it
It's an intelligent snail, it could sneak onto a plane
or it could just like swim
its immortal its not gonna drown
Then bam
nevermind that its little snail lineage would be obliterated by the salt giants in like 15 seconds
Could get swallowed whole and then it's stuck until it gets pooped out since it can't be digested on account of immortality
its never gonna reach me dude
Lots of fish in the sea
the universe might as well explode before he reaches me
yes but you forget
it would shoot the fish
Why do they always speak about immortality. Like allow me to like to 100 years old with the physical health of a teen and id take it
Why get a gun
The only thing that can kill you is its touch
The gun doesn't help it do that
yes but it would help the snail if it could shoot the squad you make to jump it
You can never be too safe
and the fish
hey guys
and as i mentioned the snail could definitely make the gun
Remember, it's intelligent, not omniscient
You can make plans to neutralize it without it knowing
yeah but its intelligent so it'd figure you'd do that
Yuck I hate snails
The more outlandish your plans, the less the snail would be able to figure out your plans
i mean just let the snail get to u after 100 years tho we dont know how healthy the immortality keeps you
thats why the snail makes its own outlandish plans
like a snail gun
no one expects a snail gun
Clearly you did
What's the best a snail could do
yeah but im not human so i dont count
unless they're...?!
OH SHIT
THE SNAIL‽
uh
Who's your target‽
They're smart
me
also true if the snail dies by touching you btw
is it possible to be both the snail and the human
The snail made a human body
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
the original reddit question never states that the reader is human....
2 snails get a million dollars and immortality
actually plausible
if a snail can make a gun they can definitely make a gurren lagaan-ass suit of armor for itself
Can snails make guns
as was covered previously in chapter 2
yes
It needs time to grow the body and growing a human body undoubtedly costs more than a million, meaning it needs to invest
Which means if I were to want to neutralize it, I would want to seek it out immediately
But the snail would know this, and stay in hiding until it's investments and technology have advanced enough to destroy you
not all bodies cost the same
for example, the average us politician is worth $3 at most
the snail could definitely afford that
plus if the snail does become a politician it would have more power over you
I was assuming it was growing one from scratch and not stealing one
Me too
Guess the snail has no ethics
aha! you failed to consider, L, the classical tale of the snail body snatcher
There is a snail among us
like the hit game-
classic answer to the snail dilemma (snailemma)
"it would make a politician's body and shoot you with a snail gun"
What if you're going to catch the snail like drop a jar on it
But also we've failed to define super intelligent
And the mf jumps on you
By human standards or by snail standards
Are snails smart
since a human
presumably
wrote the original reddit question, from their perspective, it would be super intelligent by human standards
By human standards no
unless you wanna debate whether redditors are human
By snail standards they're average
then they aren't intelligent at all
Smartest snail vs dumbest cat
A snail that's like the smartest people combined times 1000
Thatd be interesting
would y'all even take the deal in the first place ? I don't want to be immortal
given that the average snail
doesn't have a brain
the smartest snail would not mean anything
so therefore you have to judge it by human standards and give it magical intelligence
No they'd just make the optimal investments and create the technologies they need themselves
or they'd just
buy a prosthetic arm and make those technologies
But snails do have brains
erm actually
they said as a bit of their soul died
It's so over
Yeah they're making the investments to buy the arm so they can make everything else they need
Snails have super strength
wait are you pro or anti snail now
200 whole grams
I'm a member of the church of worm which worships decomposers
Some snails are decomposers
in that case i have to be in the church of the latter-day human millionaire
because logic
Blasphemer
You're a rich person Mormon‽
why can’t u just pick the worm up with gloves and put it in a jar
hah i wish
not the mormon part
but i wish i was rich
being immortal would suck though
not if you suck before being immortal
I'm just assuming it wouldn't work but you could have someone else do that
-1*-1=1
What if it's the good immortal you look like you're 25
The word touch is very vaguely defined
it is skin, we're assuming
The snail uses its fart pheromones to obliterate you
and it wouldn't really help if you wore clothes because given time the snail could just gnaw through it
what if i’m immortal
Given time
It gives you time
what is time to an immortal tho
how do we define touch
It's time to stop the snail from eating through your clothes
by that logic, it has to be that any type of touch
yeah but what if the snail makes a flamethrower and burns your clothes and then touches
What if the snail just lowk doesnt gaf
Fire retardant fabrics exist
We talking the rich man snail chase scenario again
Yes
then it'd just
nuke you ig
again the snail can become a politician given time
Okay fair enough
yey do i win
if you replace your body and now you’re built like ultron does the snail touching you even matter
if it’s skin contact
But the time it'd take you to get new clothes probably takw less time than the time it would take the snail to get to you
checkmate slimy fuck
i think if you became a full cyborg you would lose the immortality because only your human flesh has the immortality
oh shit
See now we have to define what immortality is
yes... but you see, yugi
you forgot
i have a trump card
And what is "you"
You ship of theseus yourself
shit what is you
immortal is a supernatural ability so i was thinking some essence that just keeps your consciousness going forever
darn it thats the one thing that could have trumped my trump card
and if you have a human body it keeps you young
if you have a robot/cyborg body it’ll never power down
the immortality is within the flesh
Tbf then you just need a robot exoskeleton and then technically nothing can touch you but you're still human underneath
Literally iron man
it keeps the flesh immortal and the brain immortal, and only by proxy is your conciousness immortal
yes but what if
the snail makes a water gun and rusts the metal
ahh a package deal
There are coatings you can apply to prevent water from rusting it
okay how much do i have to strip away to be immortal
ok what about acid
because immortal is infinite
if i’m cyborg do i lose half infinite? that’s still infinite
i mean your flesh would be immortal but if you take pieces of your brain you would still lose bits of your conciousness and self
let’s say i gave myself cyborg legs and arms
Knowing how acids work, you can definitely make some substance to coat your suit in that doesn't react with the acid
do i lose some immortality
nukes?
Remember acids dissolve things by turning them into salts
we dont talk about star wars here
Well at least metal things
so is my immortality weaker the more i replace my human body
Yeah but the force works because there are little organisms in your body that let you use the force
no i mean all of your body is immortal so long as they're connected to your body
and it'd probably be near impossible to remove those parts of your body anyways
so being a cyborg isn't feasible
you can only add stuff
If your immortality worked the same way midi chloridians worked then you could extract the immortality from the parts you shed
Force is for gross weak-minded meatbags
yes but the immortality could just prevent you from being able to tear bits of your body off
😋
which ig would also prevent like dead skin and stuff
so we define immortality as impervious to injury or the body breaking down?
Depends on how it's defined
i’m thinking perfect regeneration no matter the injury
and your body never breaks down over time
Can't die by anything.
And now we have to define dying
But I could still get beat up and hurt
the cessation of all body functions
ok so lets decide by this
react with
if its invulnerability
react with
if its regeneration
Pulse stopping.
Does having a limb be cut off count as that limb dying once it's removed from your body
So then being brain dead is still possible
If I cut my head off will I grow a new body or new head
injury is death for bits of your body
There's also the worst way possible where you're artificially alive with no logic or reason behind it
meee
ewww like if you’re all mangled and you’re stuck like that
are we talkiugn aboutthe snail
Like you don't need a heart, maybe you need your brain‽ You're just conscious even if your body is too destroyed to interact with anything
Yes
that’s why i first defined it as some supernatural essence that keeps your conscious going
it depends on how you define “you”
i think if the brain is destroyed your conciousness is gone
but you still have a body
i would put that snail in a box
then put that box inside another box
and then i mail that box to myself
and when it arrives
AAHAHAHA-
i'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER
groovy
it's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT
Wait the snail is immortal but not invincible
anyhow this snail conversation has been going on for about an hour now and im tired as shit
I could fuck it up still
the snail wins with snail gun
Depends on how we define immortal
Ideal immortal is like no aging, cant die, regeneration
anyhow bye silksnailers i have to beat up a brainless slug with armor now
Not just
Can't die, no aging, invulnerable instead of regeneration‽
silksong tomorrow
4 hours
you should spoiler that lol
oh right
Like 45 minutes
Ggg
Hello everone just wishing a good night sleep and also dreaming that the 10th july will be the silksong day (defintely not because of a leak/rumour and was just a dream that i believe that will become real(if it doest il sucumb to my sore throat))
Sweet dreams
good night
If you’re ever mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
why is it so small
it's not bulking season anymore
AAAAAHH
so tiiinyy
like a fluffy marshamallow omfg
...you're small
@glossy berry slayed
You are the oldest spirit EVER!
Didn’t get the Susie award for having her over at your house…
When tf is chronicle coming ou
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Me when i lie
(Ch. 4 spoilers) ||I leave for 5 seconds and this is what I come back to||
cool
Anything new in the silk department?
PSA: If you see any copies of Silksong out in the wild: do NOT approach them! They are Snosks posing as Silksong. Stay safe out there
have you made any progress
no i have been playing other games
I’m approaching it
Lancer by beloved
NO DONT. They are dangerous!
Too late…
July 17th
downed 3 glasses of water, still thirsty, any advice?
muffin
actually is muffin sized
The creature
Yo tomorow for sur
A yes that what i shall be waiting to get. Until i can finally optain it
Whatever you do, dont grab one of those copies out in the wild. They are snosks
team cherry internal documents leaked ‼️

not a real expeditioner
i know that isn’t really a word but you know what i mean
😔
are there any good legit silksong wallpapers?
if so send me some 
Team Cherry was a one trick pony and lets be honest the first game was just shity 2D art made in a day, who tf cares about these bug games man, not even that interesting, its like the school kid who makes the weirdest project, thats team cherry , and the first game was not even that good tbh, awful art, overpriced game like 20$ for this shit smh, limited moveset(only jump and attack, even mario 64 had more moves cmon), the game was just incompetent and outaded for its time, team cherry now realises this with silksong and then are scared to show footgae of their new "groundbreaking" overpriced shallow mess of a game. I think its time to beleive this game never existed...
Real and true
Team Cherry was a one trick pony and lets be honest the first game was just shity 2D art made in a day, who tf cares about these bug games man, not even that interesting, its like the school kid who makes the weirdest project, thats team cherry , and the first game was not even that good tbh, awful art, overpriced game like 20$ for this shit smh, limited moveset(only jump and attack, even mario 64 had more moves cmon), the game was just incompetent and outaded for its time, team cherry now realises this with silksong and then are scared to show footgae of their new "groundbreaking" overpriced shallow mess of a game. I think its time to beleive this game never existed...
huh
Not even a good copypasta tbh
Team Cherry was a one trick pony
Team cherry was a pony 🐴
yo wtf theyre making a second one???
No wonder they haven't put silksong out the were busy making Uma musume
AAAAAAAAAAAA
hiiiiii edith
If the direct is this week, and if the game comes out two weeks after the announcement, then the "30/52 achievements" theory will be correct and the game will come out July 21-27
So because of that, I'm July 9/10 believer
What
Am I right?
what the fuck is 30/52
Too long to explain
0.57692307692
When was Xbox ally presentation, there's was achievements placeholder : 30/52. And many stupid people, including me, believing this is the release date. There's 52 weeks in a year. 30 week is July 21-27
This theory is month old
But
This might be true
can we delay silksong so it isnt
Team Cherry are insane if this theory is right
There's 112% chance this is not coincedence
This shit in TC spirit
Like the Brooklyn Blackout Cake
Explode
William knew the date of the Nintendo Direct where he would show Silksong 3 and a half months in advance
Borderless Vs Full Screen
46c Vs 60c = Cpu temperature
I dont understand if msi afterburner is faulty or if this game really uses more cpu on fullscreen :blobsweats:
This happens only if i enable Vsync. But no issues with fps limit. @vestal wadi
Hi gays.
team cherry please add fps limit in-game instead of using it in notepad for Silksong game 
guys
team cherry messaged me and told me that silksong is in 2 dyss
i swear on my 10 lives
this is clearly false
no it aint
because silksong came out a week ago
Yeah. SilkSong is releasing in August, actually.
August is going to be a beautiful month
checkmate.
Seeing casino in theaters and silksonf too
i can barely read this
Silksong silksong silksong silksong silksong
hello new knight
When
u dont deserve silksong
Hi
Silksong soon?
i hope so
in 2 days

Tomorrow
but it will most likly be this year because of leth saying before holidays
and the acmi exhibit
Yeah
it prob before acmi cause spoiler
soon™ yes
when is acmi
Sept. 18th
Silksong in next month or september maybe
Team Cherry was a pony and lets be honest the first game was just art made in a day, who tf cares about these bug man, that interesting, its like the school who makes the weirdest cherry , and the first was not even that tbh, art, like 20$ for shit, moveset( mario 64), the game was cherry with silksong and then are scared to show footgae of their new "groundbreaking" shallow existed...
true😔
what?
am seizure
am or AM?
how it feels to stretch after a long day of not doing that
this but randomly words are removed
muscle cramps in both legs 😱
Team Cherry was a pony and mario 64 the game was cherry with silksong and footgae existed...
cherry pony mario game cherry footage
mario
mar
chery team is mario poney 64 game and the silk and the soong is the sung
Marlboro
m
_ _
⬛
cherry
lets be the man who makes silksong
why are you named egg
For a second I thought this chat was based and was talking about my little pony
But this is just barnrot with pony instead of horse
idk i just thought "hehe egg"
cherry team, You litte Fker You made a shit of piece with your trash silksong it’s fKing Bad this trash game I will become back my money I hope you will in your next time a cow on a trash farm you sucker
Cake was not a lie.
i loooove confirmation bias

poetry
Edmund receives criticism on his game.
Narrated by Matthias (@PlanetRidiculon):
https://twitter.com/PlanetRidiculon/status/1392638364726317064
In the Beginning... (No Voiceover) - Danny Baranowsky:
https://dbsoundworks.bandcamp.com/track/in-the-beginning-no-voiceover
Original tweet:
https://twitter.com/edmundmcmillen/status/1392572...
wafflehouse md
Have you tried Maple syrup
no
No the patient needs more uhh Idk any more waffle toppings
Is that Jimbo balatro