#sk-discussion

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rustic ore
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Also bear in mind I'm a HH main

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Valor/Adept HH

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mostly Adept

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corner horning sucks both figuratively and literally

opaque sigil
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hh mains are nerds just pick up a hammer and bonk

rustic ore
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like there's no benefit to it unless you are in another zone and just need to get a song out so you don't explode

rustic ore
quartz cave
opaque sigil
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only one hammer???

fiery burrow
rustic ore
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Whether with a marimba or a mallet, I'm crushing SOMETHING's skull.

fiery burrow
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At least in wilds idk how it is in older games because stuns in Wilds are insane

opaque sigil
fiery burrow
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SnS is currently THE caveman weapon yeah

quartz cave
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Is this mhonster unter

rustic ore
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yes

quartz cave
quartz cave
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Tf are these names

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Grongigas blangonga

gray parcel
quartz cave
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Whats next congalala?

fiery burrow
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Aerial LBG is so cool

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I did

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I didn't play with LBG for too long though its a bit repetitive

rustic ore
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DB = Dual Blades
3U = Three/"Tri" Ultimate
Grongigas = Big fuckoff hammer made from a monster's chin
Blangonga = Fuckin snow monkey
Congalala = shitty monster, literally and figuratively

fiery burrow
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I love Blangonga

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jumps across the map:

rustic ore
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God I could have gone my entire life without seeing Congalala again.
Absolutely fuck that monster. Visually, conceptually, functionally, everything. What an utterly horseshit monster.

fiery burrow
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armor is cool tho

rustic ore
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No

fiery burrow
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Maybe you just aren't cool

rustic ore
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I play HH try again

quartz cave
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Why play midster hunter when you can hop on The Rogue PoP

rustic ore
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Why play anything when you can hop on Fossil Fighters

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apeshit means going crazy, so no

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bad stink

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im going to commit genocide against the Congalala

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MH Wilds Genocide Route Speedrun

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uhhhh let's see

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Congalala, Teostra, Brachydios, Raging Brachydios, Ajarakan, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Blood Orange Bishaten

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does Magnamalo count

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Nakarkos uses a Brachy head tho

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oh lmao

opaque sigil
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magnamalo doesn't do blastblight

fiery burrow
rustic ore
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but it functions like Blastblight

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true...

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can Bazelgeuse???

fiery burrow
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And it looks cooler

rustic ore
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yeah so it's the cooler Blastblight

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so it's Blastblight

fiery burrow
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yeah

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I don't recall regular bazel inflicting blastblight

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Why you should eat

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can zorah blast you

rustic ore
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only fire

fiery burrow
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its hammer does blast iirc

opaque sigil
fiery burrow
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shh

rustic ore
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"Zorah can't do shit" mfs when Zorah turns around and upchucks a Vesuvian eruption at their face

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(AT Zorah kinda fuckin hurts)

fiery burrow
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Last Zorah fight I got lost trying to get to Nergigante and it got repelled on its own

rustic ore
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if we get into Frontier monsters we'll be here all day

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lmao

opaque sigil
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gesundheit

rustic ore
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oh right Frontier doesn't have a lot of Blast monsters bc Blast only came with Brachy in 3 and they didn't start giving Frontier monsters Blast til like G6 or something

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and Frontier is a Gen 2 game

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guys whats your favorite frontier monster? ill go first:

fiery burrow
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guh

opaque sigil
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there's a monster that gets you drunk???

rustic ore
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Probably Pariapuria?

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hang on

fiery burrow
rustic ore
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ew

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Hypnocatrice

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gross

fiery burrow
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Who

rustic ore
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speaking of Online monsters, when are we getting Estrellian

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Hypnocatrice

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this motherfucker was the first monster that could inflict Sleep

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Nefu Garumudo and Morudomunto come to mind

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I would sacrifice all of you to a pagan deity to get a set of Morudomunto armor btw

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Because it uses the Gore skeleton and was riding the coattails of 4's success

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does it make sense? absolutely not. do i care? absolutely not

opaque sigil
rustic ore
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yeah but some make less sense than others yk

swift sand
rustic ore
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cus you can come up with some unrealistic-but-otherwise-fair-enough mumbo jumbo as to why certain elders' powers work, and then there's shit like this where it's just "idk cus it's cool as fuck?"

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which, yeah

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fair

rustic ore
rustic ore
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how the world hasn't fucking ended since the dawn of the first Gore Magala is a mystery to me

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literal rabies plague

fiery burrow
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I didn't remember the projectiles lmao its literally sote

rustic ore
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my favorite bit of MH trivia that i like to throw into conversations is the fact that Valstrax and Shara Ishvalda are distantly related

swift sand
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still don't get why ppl didn't like sote

opaque sigil
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undercooked

rustic ore
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pretty much this yeah

fiery burrow
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'Nother dimension

rustic ore
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anything about Fatalis I just write off as some complete and utter bullshit because it keeps getting more ridiculous by the day

fiery burrow
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When will Zoh Shia start time travelling

swift sand
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fatalis is an american

rustic ore
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anything past "fire dragon with malicious intent" and i stop listening zotewheeze

opaque sigil
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fatalis has such an absurd amount of arbitrary favoritism

fiery burrow
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Maybe a Zoh Shia from the future time travels to kill you in a weaker state because in the future you would've slain it

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And you do no damage and its unbeatable

opaque sigil
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fraudtalis

rustic ore
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See if anything, Zoh Shia should be the one fitting that myth about regenerating and being otherwise unkillable

opaque sigil
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it is literally true of zoh shia

rustic ore
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it's an amalgamated construct and looks like a deity

coarse leaf
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fatalis is pretty awesome

rustic ore
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i would believe that off rip

coarse leaf
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ancestral black dragon

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felled schrade in a single night

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whats not to love

warped rock
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guys should i play my guitar, sew/paint, or read

fiery burrow
coarse leaf
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literally just fucking evil which is unique for monster hunter

rustic ore
fiery burrow
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Guide a Zorah Magdaros to the Dragontorch where it explodes and scorches all of the forbidden lands

rustic ore
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yes this IS an annoying powerscaling conversation now feelspkman

rustic ore
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OLTURA MENTIONED

coarse leaf
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it was an awesome fuck off kingdom i do not respect powerscaling enough to answer that question

rustic ore
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WHAT THE FUCK IS A SINGLE ELEMENT ATTACKJ

opaque sigil
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and we kill a fucking baby oltura which is a monster that is constantly evolving

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give that sucker a few hours of life hell

rustic ore
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what a baller monster man

opaque sigil
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the larval form also stomps all over fatalis

rustic ore
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okay we gave Oltura a few hours to get used to existing, and it proceeded to cast Fireball on everything within a 20 mile radius

coarse leaf
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fatalis, fatalis, Heaven and Earth are yours

opaque sigil
coarse leaf
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the white fatalis in question

rustic ore
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^

coarse leaf
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is it even canon

rustic ore
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World is canon

coarse leaf
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iceborne u do

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that one is genuinely canon

rustic ore
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lmfao

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bad dream

coarse leaf
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but every other encounter isnt so the fatalis subspecies are in canonical limbo

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kirb the fuck is u talking about

opaque sigil
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capcom doesn't want their perfect OC to die

coarse leaf
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world is mainline canon no?

rustic ore
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Even if you aren't I'm not listening LMAOO

fiery burrow
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this is funny

coarse leaf
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fatalis solos ur favourite monster sorry guys

rustic ore
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Because again, that's bullshit and I refuse to acknowledge anything past "evil fire dragon"

fiery burrow
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Gaismagorm's tail in the armor description is said to be capable of swatting away planets iirc

rustic ore
coarse leaf
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i wont have these newgens coming in here and disrespecting my goat 🤦‍♂️

rustic ore
fiery burrow
fiery burrow
rustic ore
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You can but go off king

coarse leaf
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what the hell does any of this mean

swift sand
rustic ore
opaque sigil
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adel would be a banger monhun monster

swift sand
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adele too

fiery burrow
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Didn't iceborne have a piece of dialogue where someone thought elder dragons were just human minds trying to comprehend eldritch entities

coarse leaf
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why is fatalis transcending reality

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what is going on

coarse leaf
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whos idea was this

rustic ore
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Crapcom glaze

swift sand
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e- for effort

opaque sigil
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what are humans but weird fanged beasts

rustic ore
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yeah no yawn "chosen one" monster bullshit

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"evil fire dragon" better

coarse leaf
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yea hes the "ancestral black dragon" or smthn

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whatever dat means

rustic ore
coarse leaf
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yea ive read that one

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i knew about that not whatever the fucking

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transcendental shit is

rustic ore
fiery burrow
rustic ore
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a very angry gorilla

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that's fine

coarse leaf
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id rock rajangs shit tbh

rustic ore
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shakin up the status quo a lil

fiery burrow
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Only Mary Sue monster should be Magnamalo

opaque sigil
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diablos glaze

coarse leaf
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dont u dare

rustic ore
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i like Rajang where he is, the only real glaze comes from the community

coarse leaf
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i love diablos sm

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favourite mon do not come after my goat

cunning geode
rustic ore
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Rajang, Jho, Fatalis, Nergigante

The council of double-glazed monsters

coarse leaf
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nergi glaze is genuinely insane

fiery burrow
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Because its awesome

cunning geode
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its a bad bitch

coarse leaf
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midna

rustic ore
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Magnamalo isn't really "beating" any elders, he's sure as shit squarin up with em tho

coarse leaf
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magnamidlo

fiery burrow
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"Why is the ghost samurai tiger strong"

rustic ore
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he just has the equipment and tenacity to be able to, that's really it.

cunning geode
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your little baby monster avatar looks like tunicates

fiery burrow
coarse leaf
opaque sigil
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the humble glavenus:

cunning geode
fiery burrow
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Like Blangonga

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I love that monkey

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Unironically fun fight

coarse leaf
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the final boss of rise is the epitome of doing too much

fiery burrow
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Yeah I hate Malzeno

opaque sigil
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“But how does it hunt when it glowing gives away its position”

rustic ore
# fiery burrow Consider:

like not a lot CAN scrap with something like that. the only monsters that could reasonably/realistically give an angry magnamalo actual problems are monsters like Zinogre and above. if you aren't like that, you're just gonna have a bad time.

opaque sigil
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Magnamalo is an apex predator yeah

cunning geode
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lets be real here

coarse leaf
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because zinogres got heart

rustic ore
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Zinogre was a 3rd gen monster

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purely for the getback

opaque sigil
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Got tricked by the other ninja guy whose name I forget

rustic ore
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also it was Thunderlord/Apex

opaque sigil
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Utsushi?

coarse leaf
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thunderlord zinogres in rise?

rustic ore
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and he got trashed halfway through the fight anyway, because he was fighting Amatsu

rustic ore
coarse leaf
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ah

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u have to respect it to an extent

rustic ore
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yeah that's... that's the idea. he lost, remember

coarse leaf
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hes anything but a bitch

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he just stupid as hell

rustic ore
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ok tough guy next time you get your house destroyed by Hurricane Katrina, go run the ones with the hurricane Kappa Kappa

coarse leaf
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valstrax is doing way too much but is also unreasonably cool so its ok

rustic ore
opaque sigil
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yes you're far smarter than the dog feelspkman

coarse leaf
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zero reason to be doing all that

rustic ore
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this reminds me of Mugiwara no Goofy

coarse leaf
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valstrax is the crown jewel of dragon element bs

opaque sigil
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they like giving her nidhogg yeah

coarse leaf
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at the end of the day they all safi and fatalis victims

opaque sigil
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oltura obliterates both of those frauds

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together

rustic ore
coarse leaf
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the truth can be painful to accept

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that mf dalamadur is a fraud

opaque sigil
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oltura's baby form is basically three dalamadurs

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and then it's god

coarse leaf
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yea but can he transcend space time 🤔

opaque sigil
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fatalis gets clowned on by monkeys with sticks

coarse leaf
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they all do bruh

opaque sigil
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not oltura

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true

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pk wyrm form has lasers and shit

coarse leaf
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PK lowk a fraud too

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matter of fact

smoky nebula
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Hmm a god

coarse leaf
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every fictional character u like is a fraud

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matter of fact you a fraud too bro 🤦‍♂️

opaque sigil
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pk would put fatalis six feet under in an instant

swift sand
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yog sothoth is a fraud

frosty light
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idk what happens in the monster hunter world but pk's aura will make that guy wise up and realize they dont actually need to fight 😌

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yeah so gets the betrayal kill ez

opaque sigil
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teleport half of the dalamadur to cut it in half

coarse leaf
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PK gets folded by alatreon

opaque sigil
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the bad haircut dragon?

coarse leaf
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ion even know anymore dawg

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he got more hype moments and aura tho

smoky nebula
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What franchise are you people even talking about

coarse leaf
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u forgetting about that

opaque sigil
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pk's aura is literally painful to look at

smoky nebula
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Who is alatreon

opaque sigil
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some dragon who should just get a new fucking barber

coarse leaf
smoky nebula
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His aura makes you big brain

opaque sigil
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what the fuck is this bro

swift sand
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who is monster hunter

smoky nebula
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They look fine from the front

rustic ore
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idk man nuking the immediate area is a pretty solid feat
similar buildup to sapphire, too

coarse leaf
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i fw the horns tbh

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alatreon and pk aura off

rustic ore
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yeah i think the horns are sick

frosty light
tawny gorge
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sikksong tomorrow

opaque sigil
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the horns look stupid but they're not as bad as nergi's

coarse leaf
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fatalis and pk mid off who winning

rustic ore
woeful matrix
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hello

smoky nebula
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Humans are almost immortal

rustic ore
coarse leaf
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that fatalis spacetime thing is so funny

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dumbest shit i ever heard

rustic ore
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i mean if we don't suppress him we kinda just get Kaiba'd

coarse leaf
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im sorry for doubting you

rustic ore
# opaque sigil they look so stupid

if there is a Reason for Why something Is The Way That It Is, it instantly shoots up at least one tier in coolness and I stop bitching about it

coarse leaf
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hes beyond our comprehension bro...

smoky nebula
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Just hunt him smh

coarse leaf
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transcendental god dragon beyond human comprehension beat by 4 dudes with pointy sticks

coarse leaf
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absolute cinema to be honest

smoky nebula
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The power of my kinsect is beyond comprehension

rustic ore
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tbh if a squirrel stabbed me 50 times with a veggie knife i would probably keel over

opaque sigil
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there is a dragon that doesn't have eyes and it's SICK

rustic ore
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don't i? i do not exist in the MH universe, and yet i interact with them

frosty light
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im sorry are those guys called giant nerds?

smoky nebula
coarse leaf
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gore magala the only monster that could challenge PK in an aura off

opaque sigil
smoky nebula
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That thing is a baby‽
How big are the eggs...

opaque sigil
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no eggs
it's worse than that

smoky nebula
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Wtf no massive omelette

rustic ore
opaque sigil
smoky nebula
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Spores‽

opaque sigil
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shit's scales laced with a virus

opaque sigil
coarse leaf
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purple glowing rabies

smoky nebula
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Zombie dragons...

rustic ore
opaque sigil
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airborne xenomorphs

rustic ore
smoky nebula
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Ennea use your words

opaque sigil
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the adults also prevent juveniles from molting nearby, which forces them to spread out across the region

frosty light
opaque sigil
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and creates hyperaggressive ones stuck halfway through molting

opaque sigil
rustic ore
smoky nebula
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Are humans safe from the zombies

rustic ore
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no

smoky nebula
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I mean infection

rustic ore
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no

smoky nebula
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Zombies are always dangerous

opaque sigil
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you can get the frenzy virus but it's not going to make you a dragon

lone crown
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Frenzy…

smoky nebula
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And then it's just normal rabies

frosty light
smoky nebula
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Melt it all down, in the yellow chaos flame

smoky nebula
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Tf is that thing is that a nightreign fellow

rustic ore
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Frenzy Virus (the black and purple dragon) is transmissible, but it's not fatal to people. still not great tho

Effluvium (the rotting dragon) is also transmissible, and CAN be fatal to people

smoky nebula
opaque sigil
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frenzy virus is actually a fun status effect which is rare

rustic ore
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especially if Vaal Hazak decides he wants the Effluvium out of your body and back into his. then you will actually fucking die

opaque sigil
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usually he just teleports to you

rustic ore
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yeah cus it's not a virus

frosty light
lone crown
rustic ore
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but one of them IS called a virus Kappa

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Effluvium is bacteria

smoky nebula
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Look if we just extinct all the dragons this wouldn't be a problem

frosty light
lament lotus
coarse leaf
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didnt go well when the goat pulled up

smoky nebula
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Did they do it right

lone crown
rustic ore
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yeah but im a pedantic bitch

smoky nebula
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Le sigh
Should have listened to zote

rustic ore
smoky nebula
coarse leaf
smoky nebula
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Smh should have been stronger

rustic ore
smoky nebula
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WHY NOT

smoky nebula
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Ah

rustic ore
smoky nebula
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Ennea you monster

rustic ore
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but yeah Frenzy is more easily transmissible and can very quickly cause problems

because Effluvium is mostly just a bacterial cloud that thrives on rot, Vaal Hazak just kinda vibes and keeps to itself, keeping an entire locale alive just by existing

opaque sigil
opaque sigil
rustic ore
frosty light
smoky nebula
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Guys if you destroy the ecosystem and turn the entire world into a barren wasteland there will be no virus carrying dragons

brittle garnet
lone crown
opaque sigil
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fully prepared to do the wylder thing of softening solo and then bam the dog is here

smoky nebula
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GEF are you a shapeshifter

frosty light
lone crown
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Thats misinfo

frosty light
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thank god

frosty light
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but then again it mightve been funnier

lone crown
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They patched it out

lone crown
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I ended up annihilating the boss in the ruins shortly after

lament lotus
frosty light
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if there was just like the one guy at fromsoftware like "no you dont get it, it HAS to do that 3000 times itll be cool" and everyone else just ceded

lament lotus
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hi shandower

lone crown
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He only chains the explosion 3 times before doing a follow-up AoE

frosty light
smoky nebula
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MAG when will you embrace frenzy

opaque sigil
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he doesn't main revenant

lament lotus
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may chaos take the world

atomic sparrow
sharp agate
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Has anyone had Wagyu

heavy mason
lament lotus
smoky nebula
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In this economy‽

frosty light
rustic ore
patent viper
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Silksong tomorrow

sharp agate
atomic sparrow
swift sand
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make a financial deal with the immortal snail

shell salmon
smoky nebula
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Yeah but then I need 2 houses on opposite sides of the world so that since the snail is so slow I can live for a few months at one house then move to the other house via plane to get a few more months(assuming the snail is unrealistically fast otherwise I'd have years at each house)

swift sand
smoky nebula
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I think the snail knows that if it kills you, it dies too

swift sand
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yeah so it wouldnt want to touch you

smoky nebula
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You are its lich phlactery and it is actively trying to die

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Immortality is a curse

swift sand
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i give it therapy to heal its depression

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lots and lots of therapy

smoky nebula
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It's seen it's snail wife and child die over and over, every family it's made has died
It has seen the beginning, and it wishes not to see the end

swift sand
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i mean i would figure that the immortality is genetic
so why would the snail child die

smoky nebula
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The snail is eve and you are its forbidden fruit
No it's like a soul contract thing probably

swift sand
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ah ok then
i seal it in concrete

smoky nebula
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Do remember the snail is immortal in every way possible

smoky nebula
serene chasm
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the snail will eat the concrete

swift sand
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i seal it in plastic

smoky nebula
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Oh yeah the snail kinda counts as an unstoppable force

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Microplastics have no effect on the snail

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Nothing you can do will harm it, at most you'll just slow it down

swift sand
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i tell it that silksong was cancelled

smoky nebula
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Salt only dehydrates it temporarily probably

frosty light
smoky nebula
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The snail doesn't speak your language

frosty light
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and MAYBE you should consider that the snail was the good guy all along

swift sand
swift sand
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and then i tell it that silksong was cancelled

smoky nebula
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There's kinda a biological barrier in the way

swift sand
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i break the biological barrier

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easy

smoky nebula
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It communicates through methods other than sound

swift sand
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like what

smoky nebula
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And also doesn't even know what silksong is

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Snail pheromones

fallen blaze
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Snail farts ⁉️

smoky nebula
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Why should it care if silksong is cancelled

swift sand
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once i learn to communicate in snail pheromones i will first tell it what silksong is
then i will wait a few years
then i'll tell it silksong was cancelled
(i'm running for those few years, i can survive that long)

smoky nebula
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Yoy could also just buy homes in western Europe and Australia and go to the other one when the snail gets too close

swift sand
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yeah but who can afford moving costs in this economy

smoky nebula
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You're just buying one way tickets between the 2

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You can rent out the houses when you're not there

swift sand
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yeah what if the snail trashes one of the places and then follows me

smoky nebula
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The snail doesn't care about your investments, only about touching you

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And besides just hire someone to clean the house before your next tenant

swift sand
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well by attacking my investments it would make my moving costs more expensive by forcing me to carry my belongings back and forth between my two homes
so eventually i run out of money and i can't move

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what if the snail murders the hired person

fallen blaze
smoky nebula
frosty light
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you should simply publicize that you were the one to finally attain the snails curse, and youd make countless snail allies as a result

swift sand
frosty light
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as well as several snail enemies trying to get the snail to you

fallen blaze
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Wtf are yall talking about

frosty light
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but mostly providing fake snails for their viral youtubes pranks

smoky nebula
fallen blaze
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My goat

swift sand
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if the snail pistol doesn't work, the snail has a snail rail gun

fallen blaze
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Cant we talk it out

frosty light
swift sand
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(the snail is american)

smoky nebula
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WHO IS GIVING THR SNAIL A RAIL GUN
IT DOESN'T HAVE THE THUMBS TO MAKE A WEAPON

warped prairie
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Silksong… today?!

smoky nebula
swift sand
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it has a million dollars
it would probably be able to buy a little prosthetic snail hand

smoky nebula
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Tammo...
Snail worshiper

fallen blaze
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Then we talk

swift sand
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we covered this
it cant be taught english
but you can learn snail pheromone

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also it doesn't care

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its really sad apparently

smoky nebula
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All it wants is for you to die

swift sand
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relatable

fallen blaze
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What if I just killed the snail

smoky nebula
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It has a life purpose, and that purpose is killing you

fallen blaze
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Are we both immortal

smoky nebula
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Ah yes, kill the immortal snail

fallen blaze
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I thought it wa just me

swift sand
smoky nebula
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Oh no you're still mortal you're just rich now
The snail is immortal

fallen blaze
#

Wtf

#

I give my money to the snail

swift sand
#

what no i thought both were immortal

#

and they both had money

fallen blaze
#

The snail has funds

#

Snail cave

#

Snailmobile

smoky nebula
#

Oh wait yeah you're immortal

swift sand
#

and the snail also has a million
thats the other part

fallen blaze
#

But the snail is still super slow

smoky nebula
#

And yeah the snail has money

fallen blaze
#

I got time

smoky nebula
#

It's a snail

swift sand
#

so the snail would make a snail rail gun
by buying a prosthetic snail hand and crafting one

#

a snrail gun if you will

fallen blaze
#

Allat but it womt bother to learn English

smoky nebula
#

Granted it is super intelligent and being a snail it can definitely just sneak into an airplane and use soundboards

frosty light
smoky nebula
#

Checked the question on Reddit, apparently the person becomes immortal too

frosty light
#

was that always the premise??? omegamarmu

smoky nebula
#

Yeah

fallen blaze
#

It can text to speech

swift sand
#

yeah they're both immortal millionaires

smoky nebula
#

I just assumed it was a bit weird if you were immortal too

frosty light
#

couldnt you just live for a reeeaally long time until you were like yeah ok we can dip, little snail

opaque sigil
#

put the snail in a jar keep it around until you're done being immortal why is this a thing

smoky nebula
#

Yeah

swift sand
#

its just a fight between the two primal forces of life for all of time

frosty light
#

you wouldnt even need to eat or drink if the snails immortality makes it so unstoppable

fallen blaze
#

The snail would find a way out

#

In minutes

smoky nebula
#

WAIT ITS NOT EVEN UNSTOPPABLE JUST PUT IT IN A GLASS BALL

frosty light
fallen blaze
#

What if the snail uses the money

swift sand
fallen blaze
#

To make a super snail serum

frosty light
#

but no youd be good

warped prairie
#

I hate snails

smoky nebula
opaque sigil
#

super serums cost way more than that???

fallen blaze
#

Then kills yoy

warped prairie
#

Snails are stinky

#

I kil them all

#

Problem solved

swift sand
fallen blaze
#

The snail has connections

#

Its a smart snail

frosty light
fallen blaze
#

Snail currency conversion is crazy

swift sand
#

now think
the snail is given to be hyper intelligent
you in this case are not given to be hyper intelligent
its not impossible that the snail is just smarter than you and would figure out a way to make a snail gun before you gain enough friends to jump it

smoky nebula
#

Unless it gets like a brain chip that lets it tell its team what to do faster

fallen blaze
#

The snail round table

#

I might never know its location until it's too late

frosty light
fallen blaze
#

What I'm saying

#

We both chill

smoky nebula
swift sand
fallen blaze
#

We'd understand eachother because we are so smart

#

Why did they bother giving the snail a million dollars 😭

swift sand
#

besides ss-discussion (and twitter)

frosty light
median fractal
# smoky nebula

goes ot the other edge of the world? even just an ocean would immediately straight up prevent the goober from getting to me

smoky nebula
fallen blaze
#

But you should want to know where the snail is

median fractal
#

put a tracker on em

fallen blaze
#

I'd put a snail tracker on it

smoky nebula
swift sand
#

or it could just like swim

fallen blaze
#

It could pretend to be my pet snail

#

Replace mine

swift sand
#

its immortal its not gonna drown

fallen blaze
#

Then bam

frosty light
#

nevermind that its little snail lineage would be obliterated by the salt giants in like 15 seconds

smoky nebula
median fractal
smoky nebula
#

Lots of fish in the sea

median fractal
#

the universe might as well explode before he reaches me

swift sand
fallen blaze
#

That bmwould suck

#

At some point you have to call it

young saffron
# smoky nebula

Why do they always speak about immortality. Like allow me to like to 100 years old with the physical health of a teen and id take it

smoky nebula
#

Why get a gun
The only thing that can kill you is its touch
The gun doesn't help it do that

fallen blaze
#

It puts its body in the bullets

#

If it's so smart itd find a way

swift sand
fallen blaze
#

You can never be too safe

swift sand
#

and the fish

atomic sparrow
#

hey guys

swift sand
#

and as i mentioned the snail could definitely make the gun

smoky nebula
#

Remember, it's intelligent, not omniscient
You can make plans to neutralize it without it knowing

swift sand
#

yeah but its intelligent so it'd figure you'd do that

fallen blaze
#

Yuck I hate snails

smoky nebula
#

The more outlandish your plans, the less the snail would be able to figure out your plans

frosty light
swift sand
#

thats why the snail makes its own outlandish plans

#

like a snail gun

#

no one expects a snail gun

smoky nebula
#

Clearly you did

fallen blaze
#

What's the best a snail could do

swift sand
frosty light
fallen blaze
#

OH SHIT

smoky nebula
swift sand
#

uh

smoky nebula
#

Who's your target‽

fallen blaze
#

They're smart

swift sand
#

me

frosty light
#

the plot

#

it thickens

frosty light
swift sand
#

is it possible to be both the snail and the human

fallen blaze
#

The snail made a human body

swift sand
# smoky nebula

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
the original reddit question never states that the reader is human....

fallen blaze
#

2 snails get a million dollars and immortality

swift sand
fallen blaze
#

Can snails make guns

swift sand
#

as was covered previously in chapter 2
yes

smoky nebula
#

It needs time to grow the body and growing a human body undoubtedly costs more than a million, meaning it needs to invest
Which means if I were to want to neutralize it, I would want to seek it out immediately
But the snail would know this, and stay in hiding until it's investments and technology have advanced enough to destroy you

fallen blaze
#

The snail could also hire people to kidnap you

#

And then hold you down

swift sand
#

the snail could definitely afford that

#

plus if the snail does become a politician it would have more power over you

smoky nebula
#

I was assuming it was growing one from scratch and not stealing one

fallen blaze
#

Me too

smoky nebula
#

Guess the snail has no ethics

swift sand
#

aha! you failed to consider, L, the classical tale of the snail body snatcher

fallen blaze
#

There is a snail among us

shell stream
#

like the hit game-

frosty light
#

classic answer to the snail dilemma (snailemma)

#

"it would make a politician's body and shoot you with a snail gun"

fallen blaze
#

What if you're going to catch the snail like drop a jar on it

smoky nebula
#

But also we've failed to define super intelligent

fallen blaze
#

And the mf jumps on you

smoky nebula
#

By human standards or by snail standards

fallen blaze
#

Are snails smart

swift sand
#

since a human
presumably
wrote the original reddit question, from their perspective, it would be super intelligent by human standards

smoky nebula
#

By human standards no

swift sand
#

unless you wanna debate whether redditors are human

smoky nebula
#

By snail standards they're average

swift sand
#

then they aren't intelligent at all

fallen blaze
#

Smartest snail vs dumbest cat

#

A snail that's like the smartest people combined times 1000

#

Thatd be interesting

atomic sparrow
#

would y'all even take the deal in the first place ? I don't want to be immortal

swift sand
#

given that the average snail
doesn't have a brain
the smartest snail would not mean anything
so therefore you have to judge it by human standards and give it magical intelligence

smoky nebula
#

No they'd just make the optimal investments and create the technologies they need themselves

swift sand
#

or they'd just
buy a prosthetic arm and make those technologies

swift sand
#

erm actually
they said as a bit of their soul died

fallen blaze
#

It's so over

smoky nebula
swift sand
#

they have like
a nervous system with neurons in it

#

no brain

fallen blaze
#

Snails have super strength

swift sand
fallen blaze
#

200 whole grams

smoky nebula
#

I'm a member of the church of worm which worships decomposers
Some snails are decomposers

fallen blaze
#

Too many snail supporters

#

I hate worms and snails

swift sand
#

in that case i have to be in the church of the latter-day human millionaire
because logic

smoky nebula
#

Blasphemer

fallen blaze
#

Evil evil creatures

smoky nebula
cold maple
#

why can’t u just pick the worm up with gloves and put it in a jar

swift sand
#

not the mormon part

#

but i wish i was rich

cold maple
#

being immortal would suck though

swift sand
smoky nebula
swift sand
#

-1*-1=1

fallen blaze
#

What if it's the good immortal you look like you're 25

cold maple
#

oh it isn’t a skin contact

#

i thought it was like a skin thing

#

and bam

smoky nebula
#

The word touch is very vaguely defined

swift sand
#

it is skin, we're assuming

fallen blaze
#

The snail uses its fart pheromones to obliterate you

cold maple
#

okay what if i’m immortal

#

hear me out

swift sand
#

and it wouldn't really help if you wore clothes because given time the snail could just gnaw through it

cold maple
#

what if i’m immortal

cold maple
#

and i live to the point where i get a full robot cyborg body

#

will i still die

swift sand
cold maple
#

how do we define touch

smoky nebula
cold maple
#

by that logic, it has to be that any type of touch

swift sand
fallen blaze
#

What if the snail just lowk doesnt gaf

smoky nebula
#

Fire retardant fabrics exist

stable estuary
#

We talking the rich man snail chase scenario again

smoky nebula
#

Yes

swift sand
#

again the snail can become a politician given time

smoky nebula
#

Okay fair enough

swift sand
#

yey do i win

cold maple
#

if you replace your body and now you’re built like ultron does the snail touching you even matter

#

if it’s skin contact

smoky nebula
#

But the time it'd take you to get new clothes probably takw less time than the time it would take the snail to get to you

cold maple
#

checkmate slimy fuck

swift sand
#

i think if you became a full cyborg you would lose the immortality because only your human flesh has the immortality

cold maple
#

oh shit

smoky nebula
#

See now we have to define what immortality is

swift sand
smoky nebula
#

And what is "you"

fallen blaze
#

You ship of theseus yourself

swift sand
#

shit what is you

cold maple
#

immortal is a supernatural ability so i was thinking some essence that just keeps your consciousness going forever

swift sand
#

darn it thats the one thing that could have trumped my trump card

cold maple
#

and if you have a human body it keeps you young

#

if you have a robot/cyborg body it’ll never power down

swift sand
#

the immortality is within the flesh

smoky nebula
#

Tbf then you just need a robot exoskeleton and then technically nothing can touch you but you're still human underneath

#

Literally iron man

swift sand
#

it keeps the flesh immortal and the brain immortal, and only by proxy is your conciousness immortal

swift sand
cold maple
#

ahh a package deal

smoky nebula
cold maple
#

okay how much do i have to strip away to be immortal

swift sand
#

ok what about acid

cold maple
#

because immortal is infinite

#

if i’m cyborg do i lose half infinite? that’s still infinite

swift sand
cold maple
smoky nebula
cold maple
#

do i lose some immortality

smoky nebula
#

Remember acids dissolve things by turning them into salts

cold maple
#

you know in star wars

#

when anakin kept losing body parts

swift sand
cold maple
#

he got weaker in the force

#

is it like that

smoky nebula
#

Well at least metal things

swift sand
#

no its like if anakin got a lobotomy

#

he'd get a bit less powerful methinks

cold maple
#

so is my immortality weaker the more i replace my human body

smoky nebula
#

Yeah but the force works because there are little organisms in your body that let you use the force

swift sand
#

so being a cyborg isn't feasible

#

you can only add stuff

smoky nebula
#

If your immortality worked the same way midi chloridians worked then you could extract the immortality from the parts you shed

solemn juniper
#

Force is for gross weak-minded meatbags

swift sand
#

yes but the immortality could just prevent you from being able to tear bits of your body off

solemn juniper
#

😋

swift sand
#

which ig would also prevent like dead skin and stuff

cold maple
#

so we define immortality as impervious to injury or the body breaking down?

smoky nebula
#

Depends on how it's defined

swift sand
#

and hair

#

ok so how do we define immortality

cold maple
#

i’m thinking perfect regeneration no matter the injury

#

and your body never breaks down over time

solemn juniper
smoky nebula
#

And now we have to define dying

fallen blaze
#

But I could still get beat up and hurt

cold maple
#

the cessation of all body functions

swift sand
#

ok so lets decide by this
react with shrue if its invulnerability
react with shralse if its regeneration

solemn juniper
smoky nebula
#

Does having a limb be cut off count as that limb dying once it's removed from your body

smoky nebula
fallen blaze
#

If I cut my head off will I grow a new body or new head

cold maple
#

it’s gotta be regeneration

#

because we’re not impervious to injury

#

just death

swift sand
#

injury is death for bits of your body

cold maple
#

but death is often a product of injury

#

so injuries must regenerate

smoky nebula
#

There's also the worst way possible where you're artificially alive with no logic or reason behind it

cold maple
#

ewww like if you’re all mangled and you’re stuck like that

fallen blaze
#

That's horrible

#

🕊🕊🕊

rustic ore
#

are we talkiugn aboutthe snail

smoky nebula
#

Like you don't need a heart, maybe you need your brain‽ You're just conscious even if your body is too destroyed to interact with anything

smoky nebula
cold maple
#

it depends on how you define “you”

swift sand
rustic ore
#

i would put that snail in a box
then put that box inside another box
and then i mail that box to myself
and when it arrives
AAHAHAHA-
i'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER

fallen blaze
#

Itll grab the hammer

#

And throw it at you

rustic ore
#

it's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT

fallen blaze
#

Wait the snail is immortal but not invincible

swift sand
#

anyhow this snail conversation has been going on for about an hour now and im tired as shit

fallen blaze
#

I could fuck it up still

swift sand
#

the snail wins with snail gun

smoky nebula
fallen blaze
#

Ideal immortal is like no aging, cant die, regeneration

swift sand
#

anyhow bye silksnailers i have to beat up a brainless slug with armor now

smoky nebula
#

Not just
Can't die, no aging, invulnerable instead of regeneration‽

fallen blaze
#

Would be good

#

I just usually separate invulnerability from immortality

violet dune
#

silksong tomorrow

lament lotus
#

4 hours

violet dune
#

you should spoiler that lol

lament lotus
#

oh right

fallen blaze
#

Like 45 minutes

fallen blaze
quaint bolt
#

Hello everone just wishing a good night sleep and also dreaming that the 10th july will be the silksong day (defintely not because of a leak/rumour and was just a dream that i believe that will become real(if it doest il sucumb to my sore throat))

fallen blaze
#

Sweet dreams

lament lotus
#

good night

sharp agate
lament lotus
#

huh

#

yeah

carmine island
#

If you’re ever mean to me this is who you’re being mean to

umbral ether
warped rock
swift sand
#

so tiiinyy

#

like a fluffy marshamallow omfg

tall cargo
#

@glossy berry slayed

weary tapir
#

How old are you

#

What is your name

vivid belfry
#

You are the oldest spirit EVER!

carmine island
tall cargo
#

thats like 7 years in the future unfortunately

#

we're still in 2019 with this one

carmine island
#

Simply get good

#

Congrats on the timesave tho

#

Very impressive

viscid wind
scenic cliff
#

Hollow Knight: Silksong

viscid wind
#

Me when i lie

strange gulch
#

(Ch. 4 spoilers) ||I leave for 5 seconds and this is what I come back to||

cold maple
#

@opaque sigil

#

😄

umbral ether
#

cool

viscid wind
#

Anything new in the silk department?

scenic cliff
#

PSA: If you see any copies of Silksong out in the wild: do NOT approach them! They are Snosks posing as Silksong. Stay safe out there

cyan forum
#

i am the

#

number 1 rated cungadero

cold maple
umbral ether
#

no i have been playing other games

scenic cliff
fluid iron
#

Too late…

viscid wind
#

downed 3 glasses of water, still thirsty, any advice?

viscid wind
fast zealot
#

Yo tomorow for sur

fast zealot
scenic cliff
orchid locust
#

team cherry internal documents leaked ‼️

cold maple
#

i know that isn’t really a word but you know what i mean

#

😔

vagrant onyx
#

are there any good legit silksong wallpapers?
if so send me some grubomg

north shore
#

Team Cherry was a one trick pony and lets be honest the first game was just shity 2D art made in a day, who tf cares about these bug games man, not even that interesting, its like the school kid who makes the weirdest project, thats team cherry , and the first game was not even that good tbh, awful art, overpriced game like 20$ for this shit smh, limited moveset(only jump and attack, even mario 64 had more moves cmon), the game was just incompetent and outaded for its time, team cherry now realises this with silksong and then are scared to show footgae of their new "groundbreaking" overpriced shallow mess of a game. I think its time to beleive this game never existed...

coral prawn
#

Real and true

slate wagon
#

Team Cherry was a one trick pony and lets be honest the first game was just shity 2D art made in a day, who tf cares about these bug games man, not even that interesting, its like the school kid who makes the weirdest project, thats team cherry , and the first game was not even that good tbh, awful art, overpriced game like 20$ for this shit smh, limited moveset(only jump and attack, even mario 64 had more moves cmon), the game was just incompetent and outaded for its time, team cherry now realises this with silksong and then are scared to show footgae of their new "groundbreaking" overpriced shallow mess of a game. I think its time to beleive this game never existed...

viscid wind
#

huh

uncut citrus
#

Not even a good copypasta tbh

lone crown
#

Team Cherry was a one trick pony

viscid wind
#

Team cherry was a pony 🐴

frosty light
#

yo wtf theyre making a second one???

lone barn
viscid wind
#

AAAAAAAAAAAA

open narwhal
#

hiiiiii edith

unreal thicket
#

If the direct is this week, and if the game comes out two weeks after the announcement, then the "30/52 achievements" theory will be correct and the game will come out July 21-27

#

So because of that, I'm July 9/10 believer

#

What

#

Am I right?

viscid wind
#

what the fuck is 30/52

unreal thicket
#

Too long to explain

viscid wind
#

0.57692307692

unreal thicket
#

When was Xbox ally presentation, there's was achievements placeholder : 30/52. And many stupid people, including me, believing this is the release date. There's 52 weeks in a year. 30 week is July 21-27

#

This theory is month old

#

But

#

This might be true

viscid wind
#

can we delay silksong so it isnt

unreal thicket
#

Team Cherry are insane if this theory is right

viscid wind
#

have you considered - coincedence

#

if the thing is correct

unreal thicket
#

There's 112% chance this is not coincedence

#

This shit in TC spirit

#

Like the Brooklyn Blackout Cake

viscid wind
#

Explode

unreal thicket
#

William knew the date of the Nintendo Direct where he would show Silksong 3 and a half months in advance

vagrant onyx
#

Borderless Vs Full Screen
46c Vs 60c = Cpu temperature

I dont understand if msi afterburner is faulty or if this game really uses more cpu on fullscreen :blobsweats:

This happens only if i enable Vsync. But no issues with fps limit. @vestal wadi

viscid wind
#

blame unity

#

also yes i agree silksong is unoptimized

patent heath
#

Hi gays.

vagrant onyx
#

team cherry please add fps limit in-game instead of using it in notepad for Silksong game grubomg

bleak token
#

guys

#

team cherry messaged me and told me that silksong is in 2 dyss

#

i swear on my 10 lives

viscid wind
#

this is clearly false

bleak token
#

no it aint

viscid wind
#

because silksong came out a week ago

patent heath
#

Yeah. SilkSong is releasing in August, actually.

bleak token
lone barn
#

August is going to be a beautiful month

bleak token
#

checkmate.

lone barn
#

Seeing casino in theaters and silksonf too

umbral ether
coarse arrow
#

Silksong silksong silksong silksong silksong

umbral ether
coarse arrow
#

When

bleak token
coarse arrow
#

Hi

coarse arrow
umbral ether
bleak token
coarse arrow
coarse arrow
umbral ether
#

but it will most likly be this year because of leth saying before holidays

#

and the acmi exhibit

bleak token
#

it prob before acmi cause spoiler

strange gulch
bleak token
#

when is acmi

strange gulch
coarse arrow
#

Silksong in next month or september maybe

dusky lynx
#

Team Cherry was a pony and lets be honest the first game was just art made in a day, who tf cares about these bug man, that interesting, its like the school who makes the weirdest cherry , and the first was not even that tbh, art, like 20$ for shit, moveset( mario 64), the game was cherry with silksong and then are scared to show footgae of their new "groundbreaking" shallow existed...

#

true😔

umbral ether
#

am or AM?

viscid wind
#

how it feels to stretch after a long day of not doing that

dusky lynx
viscid wind
dusky lynx
#

Team Cherry was a pony and mario 64 the game was cherry with silksong and footgae existed...

umbral ether
#

cherry pony mario game cherry footage

dusky lynx
#

mario

umbral ether
#

mar

bleak token
strange gulch
#

Marlboro

umbral ether
#

m

dusky lynx
#

_ _

umbral ether
#

orchid locust
#

cherry

dusky lynx
#

lets be the man who makes silksong

umbral ether
#

why are you named egg

jade canopy
#

For a second I thought this chat was based and was talking about my little pony

#

But this is just barnrot with pony instead of horse

umbral ether
#

second chat based my pony

#

i think im losing my mind

dusky lynx
dusky lynx
coarse arrow
#

Cake was not a lie.

glossy berry
#

i loooove confirmation bias

viscid wind
#

why am i in house md

#

what if instead of house it was wafflehouse

fresh zodiac
#

wafflehouse md

lone barn
#

Have you tried Maple syrup

viscid wind
#

no

lone barn
#

No the patient needs more uhh Idk any more waffle toppings

worn valley