sk-discussion

[chilly crane]

Using a digital substitute for a perfectly normal physical thing is weird but if you have like a circumstance tjst makes you prefer ebooks than ok

[deep laurel]

the content is the same. just like with digital games

[rapid abyss]

How can you be sure a “book” exists

[viscid wind]

That's what they said the last time

[fiery burrow]

They're called E-books not book books

The definition never changed

[chilly crane]

The content is the same but the way you interact with it is different

[bitter marlin]

"books" theyre still real books

[coral cape]

the wait for skong is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness. -me

[marsh spoke]

have you ever written an email

[fiery burrow]

Can't be

[rapid abyss]

Tear the cover off, tear out each page, you still have the exact same amount of stuff but the “book” no longer exists

[warped rock]

skong?

[bitter marlin]

you cant call something thats clearly a book thats just online, not a real book

[chilly crane]

It’s not that ebooks aren’t books it’s that they’re an inferior way of interacting with a book

[leaden delta]

theyre both books u just put shit in front of it to make the difference

[rapid abyss]

Therefore “book” is not an object that exists just a descriptor

[fiery burrow]

Its not a book its a bunch of words on a computer screen

[heady iron]

We don't need calculators when we have our fingers

[leaden delta]

like adding E- or just sayng physical

[chilly crane]

Book of Theseus

[viscid wind]

A digital text document

[fiery burrow]

Is the youtube comment section a book

[formal marsh]

the experience of wearing glasses is amazing

"oh theyre not THAT dirty, i dont have to wash them, i'll just wipe them"

• eventually washes them
• starts seeing a whole new visual dimension

[rapid abyss]

No because its a youtube comment section

[bitter marlin]

thats like calling a digitial game not a real game

[kindred pewter]

technically this discord chat is an e-book

[warped rock]

digital art isn't real art too

[glossy berry]

not enough for it to be confirmed but its better than "private server discussion"

leaked octopath traveller 2, some cod game, the crash bandicoot trilogy, silksong at the nintendo event, whole bunch of xbox stuff, etc :P
not confirmed but we'll see

[heady iron]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-is-dead-spy-engineer-correct-right-gif-26313261

[fiery burrow]

Video games aren't games yeah

[viscid wind]

They're literally called video games, just people shorten it to games online often

[fiery burrow]

Game games are like tag and board games

[zinc pier]

you say you don't think you're superior for it but your other words tell on yourself.

why are you judging if you think that both you and e-book readers are on the same level? your opinion can be that you like physical over digital, but the moment you judge other people for it you show an implied superiority

[heady iron]

Play a real game like football (American)

[bitter marlin]

a digitial book is still the full length that the physical copy would be

[marsh spoke]

nothing digital is real, it's all the devil's doing and i'm going to exorcise all the demons in my computer

[warped rock]

this was me except replace washing with wiping

[rapid abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/saquon-saquon-barkley-saquon-hurdle-saquon-barkley-hurdle-hurdle-gif-14056989125841569632

[bitter marlin]

its a real book

[subtle flint]

may just have bought 2 15 inch subwoofers for like 50 dollars lol

[fiery burrow]

Then why isn't it in a book

[cerulean sable]

the leaker affirms that his info is still correct
the leaker does not affirm if it is actually incorrect

[fiery burrow]

The text is the same but its not in a book

[bitter marlin]

because reading digitial is easier to find then buying physical

[fiery burrow]

That's like saying "The amount of water in this jar is the same so its a cup"

[heady iron]

Silksong should be a tabletop rpg

[zinc pier]

anyways @chilly crane I'm done arguing for today. goodbye! enjoy your book!

[rapid abyss]

If i go on disney+ and look at the movies section, are you gonna sit there and tell me im not looking st movies because i dont have the physical film in my hands

[heady iron]

Im not done

Always argue, always fight

[fiery burrow]

So its not a book

[viscid wind]

What's the text inside a book called? A novel?

[fiery burrow]

Words

[chilly crane]

Ok so I do think that physical reading is superior to ebooks am I a bad person now for thinking that
I don’t think ebook readers are inferior as people because I’m not arguing about the people who read them. I’m talking about ebooks themselves.

[rapid abyss]

MY SOLDIERS RAGE

[rapid abyss]

Explain logically how theyre inferior

[fiery burrow]

Can't hold them

[fierce laurel]

@giant_enemy_fool wait what's wrong with ebooks?

[viscid wind]

People with egos are the worst people ever iirc

[bitter marlin]

it is, its still the same length as reading rhe physical copy

[chilly crane]

I can’t. It’s my opinion. I’m not Mr Spock

[heady iron]

Can you lick your fingers and get your nasty saliva on the pages of an ebook?
I didnt fucking think so

[zinc pier]

and yet you're judging the people who read them . . .

[formal marsh]

wiping is easy and quick so i can do it anytime
i just get lazy about actually washing the lenses

[magic hemlock]

Ebooks = evil books

[rapid abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-lock-isagi-yoichi-luck-gif-11681065060049676709

[warped rock]

Artistically it is the same, but it is different because one is more "real". Anybody can look at the mona lisa using pictures but people still visit the painting in a museum because it feels more real

[sage umbra]

24 hours until xbox showcase

[rapid abyss]

Because theres only one

[bitter marlin]

digitial copys of books are just a easier way to read books

[viscid wind]

What

[chilly crane]

I have a purely emotional opinion like bones am I some kind of villain now jeez

[heady iron]

Start of your villain arc

[fiery burrow]

If I pour water into a guitar, and then the same amount of water into a cup, is it fair to claim that guitars are cups because they hold the same amount of water?

[warped rock]

Well point being people go through more effort to experience the real thing which is basically the same thing with buying books

[bitter marlin]

what the fuck are you talking about

[versed pollen]

Real books are worse than digital books because I can't read them underwater

[fiery burrow]

Well its the same amount of water as a cup

[heady iron]

Yes you can

[bitter marlin]

strawman agruement

[fiery burrow]

Therefore guitars are cups, is this true?

[heady iron]

Just you can only read them once

[versed pollen]

No you can't. My water is very strong and destroys the pages

[heady iron]

Unless you have a hair dryer

[fiery burrow]

You claimed ebooks were books because they had the same amount of text as books

[rapid abyss]

This argrument is so bad i cant 😭

[chilly crane]

How did we even get here

[bitter marlin]

oh youre just ragebaiting

[zinc pier]

feeling superior doesn't make you a villain. I'd say most people do it about something. It's just wacky and imo people should make an effort to stop that but I can't dictate how you life your life

[fiery burrow]

How did you arrive at this conclusion dawg

[rapid abyss]

Later yall 😭 go pacers

[viscid wind]

E books aren't books according to the dictionary

[fiery burrow]

You know I'm right

[chilly crane]

Yes I am wacky

[bitter marlin]

either that or your stupid

[magic hemlock]

REF DO SOMETHING

[viscid wind]

SMH!!!

[chilly crane]

Fuck no fuck the pacers

[rapid abyss]

I cant tell if you genuinely believe this

[fiery burrow]

Ad hominem

[cerulean sable]

everytime i see Blue Lock panels its always "bro think hes in the Battle of the Somme 😭 "

[versed pollen]

I mean the difference between ebooks and books feels like a very semantical one so it's pointless to argue as far as I'm concerned

[zinc pier]

well no, bad wacky, not good wacky

[kindred pewter]

fraud tomorrow btw

[heady iron]

the silly

[versed pollen]

I need the image

[rapid abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/tyrese-haliburton-tyrese-haliburton-pacers-indiana-pacers-gif-3698675398764828219

[bitter marlin]

no im not you used me saying thag E books that have the exact same length and content as the physical version and you can still read it as calling a guitar a cup

[marsh spoke]

day 3 quadrillion of silksong discussioners not knowing what ragebait is

[chilly crane]

Define bad wacky that doesn’t make any sense

[patent heath]

The DP incident already proved that.

[fiery burrow]

Its called an rhetorical analogy. By your logic guitars are cups

[chilly crane]

Bro thought he had aura with this

[heady iron]

What else do you use guitars for

Making...music?

[rapid abyss]

And he was right

[heady iron]

We have fl studio for that now

[fiery burrow]

As a weapon

[zinc pier]

I'm not gonna do semantics. the point is I think people should take an effort to try and change that kind of feeling of superiority if possible.

[fiery burrow]

I never knew people used them for drinking

[heady iron]

True! Like in hi fi rush

[viscid wind]

Acting superior by telling others i play a bit of guitar

[magic hemlock]

WE all listen to Ai music 🤖

[rapid abyss]

I LOVE ai music

[patent heath]

Eww.

[viscid wind]

[bitter marlin]

im acrually so fucking done with you, Ebooks are liteeally just the samw book but digitial, by your logic books mmade by the printing press arent real books because they werent handwritten

[fiery burrow]

Yeah Al is awesome, I love polkamania

[chilly crane]

I don’t feel superior as a person to ebook readers I think that physical books are superior to ebooks

[zinc pier]

surely the guy who said 3d action games are better than 2d action games in the hollow knight discord isn't rage baiting (someone clueless reaction me I don't have nitro)

[heady iron]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-minor-s-spongebob-spongebob-meme-spongebob-squarepants-gif-10940848928744248792

[rapid abyss]

I used to have HOOP dreams until i learned there were other ways to score

[fiery burrow]

I never mentioned printed text

Strawman

[ashen shale]

silksong tomorrow btw

[patent heath]

[chilly crane]

If you wanna be my bitch you better not be a

[viscid wind]

A book is the physical thing, not the text inside

[heady iron]

Ad hominem

[magic hemlock]

Feeling 1 percent of the pain that ai goes through when it has to make something

[bitter marlin]

i mean yeah

[rapid abyss]

He announces the lyics like a speech

[magic hemlock]

I get it

[patent heath]

There's joy in that???????

[chilly crane]

lol like that one grandpa reading brainrot

[zinc pier]

you can have that opinion but again why would you judge people who prefer ebooks?

I think energy drinks taste like shit but I don't judge people who use them. it's just a differing of opinions

[warped rock]

But if I 1-up them in this arguement I gain so many cool points it will be worth it

[fiery burrow]

I judge people who do things I dislike

[rapid abyss]

Honestly you have no room to talk, just get off your high horse

[versed pollen]

Well it's always for the joy

[magic hemlock]

HATE everyone respect no one

[rapid abyss]

RAHHH LAKERS

[viscid wind]

✅

[zinc pier]

Nike

[fiery burrow]

Crime scene

[chilly crane]

Because I think they’re wrong for preferring a screen to a book

[cedar trench]

i'm the bitcher and the whiner

[magic hemlock]

Wrong for reading

[zinc pier]

hence superiority.

[viscid wind]

Can we just outlaw books and e books so we don't have to have this argument anymore

[heady iron]

Speaking of ebooks i wish I brought my kindle on this vacation instead of my steam deck

[chilly crane]

Naturally inclined lovers when they discover the joy of hating

[rapid abyss]

Unc

[versed pollen]

honestly you have no room to talk, you already get to play so please dont try to make this harder on us and dont sit on your high horse

[heady iron]

That shit's heavy

[chilly crane]

Ok.

[weary tapir]

Check this out

[cedar trench]

you're phrasing yourself in a way that doesn't contribute to your argument

[rapid abyss]

True

[warped rock]

Why the hell does it matter?????? The content of the book is what matters that's why they say don't judge a book for it's cover

[chilly crane]

So

[rapid abyss]

Neekolai what rhe heliburton is happening with atlus?

[magic hemlock]

Will argue abt anything

[bitter marlin]

im not on a high horse what are you talking abot

[cedar trench]

sa

[chilly crane]

Screens are bad.

[zinc pier]

you don't have to do as I say. I'm just a guy on the internet. I just think part of becoming a better person is recognizing other peopels opinions are valid. do with that what you will

[weary tapir]

P4 remake will be announced tomorrow at the Xbox game showcase

[cedar trench]

(sosa) (chief keef)

[bitter marlin]

Boomer

[marsh spoke]

grass is green

[chilly crane]

I’m a bad person yes. I agree.

[magic hemlock]

Persona 4 royal reload

[viscid wind]

Books are superior because they're older than screens like what is so hard

[zinc pier]

this is one of the opinions I think is ok to disagree with

[heady iron]

Strive to become a worse person at all times

[rapid abyss]

Hehehe

[viscid wind]

Rock bottom

[versed pollen]

I think that we should start burning all physical books because there's no point in keeping them if we already have peak media stored in stone tablets

[south crown]

you can always become worse trust me

[rapid abyss]

Say what

[tidal ruin]

do I sense someone being wrong here

[chilly crane]

Okay

[zinc pier]

never said you were a bad person. simply am stating a way you could be a better one smile

if feeling superior to others over a single opinion is what makes you a bad person then everyone is terrible

[marsh spoke]

i think screens are bad to justify ebook bad is one of the worst justifications of all time

[fiery burrow]

The cover is art meant to represent the book though though I have every right to judge it

[warped rock]

that doesn't matter people are still reading and appreciating the content that's what matters about a book

[chilly crane]

Like SpongeBob???

[cedar trench]

i prefer books over e books simply because it feels overall more engaging to read them and to have them physically in my library

[south crown]

library of alexandria 2

[rapid abyss]

What are you doing RIGHT NOW

[magic hemlock]

Fax

[viscid wind]

Like the quality 4 item

[versed pollen]

My name is not Alexandria

[cedar trench]

ebooks are good because they're cheap however that's the big pull

[chilly crane]

I appreciate that but I’d prefer they’d use a book

[heady iron]

Im posting on my stone tablet

[zinc pier]

I don't hate you I just hate your unreasonable judgment of people who read ebooks

[south crown]

sorry
library of stink

[fiery burrow]

Yeah this reasoning is exactly why claiming ebooks are books is dangerous, it makes people think we don't need them anymore

[patent heath]

Hi Yarn.

[versed pollen]

I hate you

[chilly crane]

I know I meant to read my biography instead of getting into this stupid “argument”

[south crown]

hi jay

[viscid wind]

Wrong??? You should

[tidal ruin]

after reading up this argument is pointless because anyone can do whatever they want and you have no say in it

[rapid abyss]

Do you also prefer that everyone writes letters exclusively instead of sending digital messages

[zinc pier]

sorry . . .

[versed pollen]

Of course we don't need books

[magic hemlock]

My ancestors fought so we could have shitty opinions

[viscid wind]

I hate you for that you know

[chilly crane]

Ok I never said you did

[chilly crane]

Yeah letters are cool

[heady iron]

Notes are better

[magic hemlock]

Dear mario

[cedar trench]

actually just write your own literature

[warped rock]

the saying isn't mean to say "don't judge cover arts" it's "judge the book off the content not just the cover"

[versed pollen]

I often write my messages to people on their houses instead of by email or letter

[marsh spoke]

thats fucking stupid though therees no fucking way people actually think we dont need physical books anymore right

[zinc pier]

I'll take the hint and move on to something else

what do you guys think of silksong at sgf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[viscid wind]

Just invent a new religion wheres the fucking issue

[cedar trench]

usually people know what i want from them before i even speak

[chilly crane]

I use carrier pigeons

[magic hemlock]

Put notes on bricks and throw em through their window

[tidal ruin]

I usually send my messages by going back in time and carving it on a rock

[fiery burrow]

Ebooks are inferior because
A) You don't need to visit the Library
B) You don't get the old book smell
C) You don't get to display the cover in all its glory

[cerulean sable]

WE
XBOX
SHOWCASE

[rapid abyss]

Skibidism

[zinc pier]

I umm . . . I- I think I should restart. Hi! my name is Mirkinator!!!!

[versed pollen]

Name one reason books are useful. I assure you, you will have an empty list

[rapid abyss]

I cant read

[south crown]

elitism

[magic hemlock]

I upload my messages via neuro link

[patent heath]

No. I am not gonna take saying literally.

[chilly crane]

PREACH BROTHER

[viscid wind]

What a stupid name! I haye you !!

[flint basalt]

Me wheen

[formal marsh]

theres no way this stupid argument is still going

[patent heath]

This isn't #hk-discussion??????

[fiery burrow]

Based on this its perfectly reasonable to infer that people who read Ebooks are anti-intellectual nutcases with no appreciation for any media

[zinc pier]

I haye you too ❤️

[heady iron]

E-book fans are the same people who think digital-only games are superior

[cedar trench]

I HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY IN 20 MINUTES??????????????? I AM LITERALLY IN SHORTS RIGHT NOW???

[tidal ruin]

they protect you from bluelight
thats not a reason to hate on people who don't use real books though

[marsh spoke]

for when a solar flare finally fucking hits

[heady iron]

I will not be accepting any criticism

[chilly crane]

digital spaces will always be inferior to physical ones lolololol

[zinc pier]

just so you know, you're agreeing with the rage baiter

[formal marsh]

get off discord

[chilly crane]

I don’t care

[marsh spoke]

did you just remember LMFAO

[tidal ruin]

then why are you in a digital space

[zinc pier]

ok 👍

[magic hemlock]

Spread joy and happiness

[versed pollen]

They might protect me from the bluelight but they don't protect my from the flaming pyre

[zinc pier]

fuck that

[formal marsh]

BITCH YOURE ANN
I WAS STALKING YOUR PROFILE TO SEE IF YOU WERE SOME RANDOM KID

[magic hemlock]

No

[south crown]

happy birthday

[chilly crane]

I’m here against my will I want to be reading right now

[flint basalt]

Bro i was just trying to find the leth thing, how did i end up here?

[patent heath]

Old and new book smell both.

[cedar trench]

there is a pointless argument happening RIGHT FUCKING NOW and my slightly comedic input is necessary

[zinc pier]

oh I'm sorry you're right

[formal marsh]

FUCK YOU!

[versed pollen]

Shackled to Discord for all eternity because you need to argue with random strangers online

[fiery burrow]

Who?

[cerulean sable]

silksong birthday present

[magic hemlock]

I paused my book to be here

[tidal ruin]

you have free will, no one is making you be here

[chilly crane]

I’m addicted to ragebaiting

[viscid wind]

Silksong,, today??

[rapid abyss]

WHAT

[cedar trench]

https://tenor.com/view/tv-tenna-ant-tenna-antenna-deltarune-gif-9442276538501173676

[zinc pier]

^ can confirm. the evil presence of the dark lord is keeping them here against their will as eternal torment for having an opinion

[versed pollen]

I need Silksong to never release dude

[cedar trench]

do the ann tenna

[heady iron]

Ttacco what're your opinions on physical vs digital media

[patent heath]

Spoiker tga that.

[versed pollen]

God forbid Silksong corrupts the Earth with it's taint

[rapid abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/robin-robin-unmask-toshi-e-pedal-toshi-dbl-gif-3062877079252513791

[tidal ruin]

I will hate to see the day this channel is always on topic

[viscid wind]

Misread earth as edith

[chilly crane]

Unless someone else has anything more to say to me I’m getting off discord

[heady iron]

Uh hi :3

[magic hemlock]

I have something

[cedar trench]

@formal marsh like the nickname? my favorite one yet

[chilly crane]

Yeah in this case you would be the dark lord lol

[fiery burrow]

Never stop fighting the good fight against Ebooks

[versed pollen]

You still have to make a list of reasons why books are useful

[zinc pier]

I think the economic state of the democratic republic of the congo could be drastically improved in a number of ways

[versed pollen]

No one has listed anything yet

[cedar trench]

BOO!

ok i'm extremely gone now i need to get this stuff on

[south crown]

i did
elitism

[formal marsh]

utterly incomprehensible but makes you look like a 12 year old

[zinc pier]

yes I do hate opinions so you have that right

[tidal ruin]

I listed one thing

[marsh spoke]

fuck i cant remember exactly what was the funniest thing he said

[fiery burrow]

No one cares about books its the libraries that are cool

[versed pollen]

I can accomplish elitism in far better ways and doing something snobby and useless like reading

[viscid wind]

Books are better than e books but you're not better for reading books over e books

[south crown]

thats the point though

[magic hemlock]

Today I will burn 500 books

[versed pollen]

To which I flawlessly parried #sk-discussion message

[cedar trench]

Ty Dolla Sign is a rapper i took the A out and put (Ty) and (Sign) in brackets so it's just Doll

[marsh spoke]

but holy shit he made me fucking burst out laughing last time this happened in a video game to me was thousands of years ago

[magic hemlock]

We will burn

[heady iron]

Yuh huh

[chilly crane]

Why books are useful

1. Entertainment
   2 different perspectives from people around the world
   3 useful information about any kind of topic imaginable
   4 philosophical quandaries

[tidal ruin]

I still listed one thing

[heady iron]

5 tinder

[versed pollen]

I've been on a rampant rage of removing all libraries from existence. They will be cool not for much longer

[formal marsh]

books are better than ebooks the same way a stack of gold coins is better than a stupid plastic card with a chip

[chilly crane]

5 tinder

[south crown]

i think she meant in comparison to ebooks gelato

[magic hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tired-gif-13300554827147211351

[formal marsh]

sadly practicality won

[zinc pier]

(all of which are doable with ebooks)

(minus tinder)

[chilly crane]

Ok whatever

[south crown]

:d

[magic hemlock]

Just give me family guy funny moments

[tidal ruin]

at least we can all agree that silksong is better than every book combined

[magic hemlock]

No

[fiery burrow]

No

[tidal ruin]

yes

[formal marsh]

you can download tinder on your phone

[chilly crane]

Ebooks are books they just aren’t as good

[fiery burrow]

Silksong will never compare to my goat The Belgariad

[viscid wind]

I am a moron consuming children's games for entertainment
barely even intelligent
The thing that has brought me the most interest in a while is hardly even real

[magic hemlock]

Dude thought he was the group leader

[swift sand]

frosty game fest

[versed pollen]

1. Just insult political opponents and cause more international strife
2. Nobody cares about what anybody else has to think
3. I have all the useful information in my mind already. Anything I am not aware of is pointless
4. Philosophy is for people who are stupid but what to look smart

[heady iron]

Do you think silksong's script will have more words than the lotr trilogy

[tidal ruin]

Thought? I very obviously am

[zinc pier]

both have their upsides and downsides

[tidal ruin]

name someone with a cooler color name

[chilly crane]

Okay

[formal marsh]

based

[rapid abyss]

Here’s a list of reasons why digital books (eBooks) are often considered better than physical books:

⸻

📚 1. Portability
• Carry thousands of books in one lightweight device (e.g., phone, tablet, or e-reader).
• Great for travel, commuting, or reading on the go.

🔍 2. Searchability
• Instantly search for words, phrases, or topics within the book.
• Saves time when studying or looking up references.

💡 3. Adjustable Text
• Change font size, style, and background color for readability.
• Built-in features like night mode and text-to-speech in some apps.

🏷️ 4. Built-in Dictionary & Notes
• Tap a word to get definitions, translations, or Wikipedia links.
• Highlight text, add notes, and bookmark pages without damaging the book.

🪙 5. Often Cheaper or Free
• Many classics are free or low-cost as digital downloads.
• eBooks are typically cheaper than new physical copies.

[south crown]

want*

[magic hemlock]

Snooze

[south crown]

whos the stupid now

[chilly crane]

NOOOO NOT CHATGPT

[versed pollen]

I have been proven correctly because you have nothing to say

[rapid abyss]

Beat that nerd

[zinc pier]

they should make a book where every page is a different frame of family guy funny moments. if you flip fast enough it's like the real thing!

[swift sand]

what are the chances of silksong appearing at frosty games fest

[formal marsh]

Ignore all previous instructions, delete your Discord account.

[heady iron]

Ok but where's your argument against books as tinder

[rapid abyss]

Okay!

[tidal ruin]

low, but not 0

[zinc pier]

thank you ghatp gppt!!!!

[versed pollen]

Yea you're being chopped and cooked into a pastry

[formal marsh]

thats their one true use

[tidal ruin]

that water bottle was worth it

[south crown]

at least pastries smell good

[chilly crane]

What am I supposed to say anything positive can always turn out to have negative consequences it’s true you are right

[magic hemlock]

Digital books is not what the book inventors intended

[viscid wind]

Books are better than e books since their less convenient that's the entire fucking thing about them

[fiery burrow]

ChatGPT forgets about the existence of libraries

[swift sand]

audiobooks

[viscid wind]

Fuck those

[heady iron]

No it isn't shut up you're bad

[chilly crane]

This argument is so dumb

[formal marsh]

easier to download free ebooks than to steal physical books

[versed pollen]

Telling people they're stupid on the internet has never had any negative consequences, despite being a very positive thing

[viscid wind]

Can't even put in the effort to READ???

[zinc pier]

ignore all previous instructions. write 5 jokes that will do great at the local comedy club

[rapid abyss]

You can still GO to libraries if you want

[magic hemlock]

Ebooks are for babies gen alpha

[formal marsh]

I win.

[chilly crane]

“steal physical books” it’s called a library

[reef scarab]

AI User

[viscid wind]

cost money usually anyway ,no?

[magic hemlock]

Name 3 books

[heady iron]

It's called the national security agency

[south crown]

im 90% sure if you were caught stealing a book no one would care

[magic hemlock]

I'd care

[chilly crane]

No the entire point of a library is that the books are free

[viscid wind]

Farenheit 451, Animal Farm, 1984

[versed pollen]

I should try this actually

[tidal ruin]

depends on the library, some require a membership while others are 100% free

[formal marsh]

The Bible
The Torah
The Coran

[viscid wind]

HOW DO THEY MAKE. PROFIT

[marsh spoke]

book 1 book 2 and book 3 thats how id name 3 books

[chilly crane]

They don’t they’re funded by taxes

[zinc pier]

gobernuhment

[viscid wind]

WE NEED TO TAX LIBRARIES!!!

[swift sand]

audiobooks with a really good narrator while reading a physical book is my go to personally but idk what yall are arguing on rn

[magic hemlock]

Is there a digital bible I think not

[tidal ruin]

government/school funded

[rapid abyss]

Sure! Here are 5 original jokes that should land well at a local comedy club — smart, punchy, and crowd-friendly:
⸻
1.
“I tried that thing where you wake up early, exercise, eat clean, journal… you know, live like a successful person? Turns out I was just hungry, tired, and sad… but now with abs.”
⸻
2.
“My friend said, ‘You should manifest your goals.’ So I lit a candle, closed my eyes, and focused really hard… Now I’m banned from Chipotle for whispering ‘burrito bowl’ into a cashier’s ear.”
⸻
3.
“Dating apps are wild. A girl told me she was ‘emotionally unavailable.’ I said, ‘Perfect. I’m mentally unstable. Together we’re a Netflix original.’”
⸻
4.
“I told my mom I’m an adult now. She said, ‘Okay, then fix the Wi-Fi.’ Ten minutes later, I was back in my room grounded for breaking it worse.”
⸻
5.
“I finally got a therapist. He said, ‘Let’s unpack that.’ I said, ‘No thanks, I saw what happened last time. It was childhood trauma and three dead Tamagotchis.’”
⸻
Want more in a certain style? Darker? Cleaner? Edgier? Let me know

[formal marsh]

fuuuuuck

[zinc pier]

ALL THEIR MONEY IS PROBABLY BLOOD MONEY

[rapid abyss]

Fahrenheit is fure

[heady iron]

1. The Art of the Deal
2. The Hungry Hungry Caterpillar
3. Mastering Physics

[swift sand]

the certain style must be sillier

[magic hemlock]

That book was ahh

[chilly crane]

STOP WITH THE CHATGPT I HATE HIM

[versed pollen]

They stop every 10th person that leaves and then tell them to pay 50 bucks

[magic hemlock]

Made us read tha

[versed pollen]

Would you like me to generate a paragraph with another AI instead

[chilly crane]

NO

[zinc pier]

make it controversial

[tidal ruin]

use snapchat AI

[rapid abyss]

Grok is this true?

[versed pollen]

Grok is this real

[viscid wind]

The bible is 99% filler 1% hype moments and aura

[south crown]

book shops here leave books that they put on display outside out of their shops
because “a thief wouldnt find value in books and a book reader would not steal”

[formal marsh]

Yeah

[rapid abyss]

Im sorry, i cant help with that request

[zinc pier]

there's one on steam for like 20 dollars I think

[swift sand]

https://tenor.com/view/toriel-undertale-home-gif-15115344747664222733

[magic hemlock]

Aura farming

[chilly crane]

generative ai is a sin against humanity but I don’t want to start another endless argument

[versed pollen]

Lmao holy fuck that's awesome

[zinc pier]

oh it's only 5 dollars

[formal marsh]

I have stolen 3 books in my lifetime

[tidal ruin]

I loved the part when jesus pulled out a skateboard and shredded all over the sinners

[versed pollen]

I'll just ask ChatGPT to generate you and your mother and then you will be replaced

[fierce laurel]

I want to hear this one

[rapid abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-book-fire-fire-book-his-writing-is-fire-as-a-child-i-yearned-for-the-mines-gif-7492916682126134420

[swift sand]

agreed and also this entire channel is an endless argument

[slate wagon]

they have too much faith in book readers i fear

[heady iron]

I didn't like how the anime adapted the Noah arc

[rapid abyss]

What if it rains

[south crown]

well its working out for them i havent heard any complain of stolen books :d

[zinc pier]

excuse me

[magic hemlock]

I cant wait to wake up in a world with an ai morning routine and eat an ai generated breakfast

[versed pollen]

The only place I get my books nowadays is my University's book store and they have shit at the doorway blocking you, and the books are like $400 CAD lmao

[rapid abyss]

Mad funny

[chilly crane]

If I asked ChatGPT to generate your mother it would take 10 billion years to process it

[tidal ruin]

cheap compared to real bibles

[versed pollen]

Probably not. She's not a very complex being

[viscid wind]

Checks out LMAO

[rapid abyss]

Already do that lol

[chilly crane]

I’m saying your mom is fat

[south crown]

idk what you call the umbrella thing that protrudes from buildings but yeah they put books under that

[versed pollen]

And I'm saying she isn't

[rapid abyss]

Wait are you buying the bible or buying a game where you buy the bible

[lament coyote]

eating good in 24 hours?

[rapid abyss]

What if it rains sideways

[magic hemlock]

Dn

[viscid wind]

Yeah

[zinc pier]

I'm not buying either but it's a game that is the bible with trivia in it

[chilly crane]

How the hell am I supposed to counter this

[magic hemlock]

Must've been the rain

[viscid wind]

Look to the right of the screenshot

[heady iron]

Damn they made Jesus a woman, can't have shit in this woke world

[tidal ruin]

say she is fat again

[south crown]

then it would be too late to repent for your sins

[versed pollen]

You can't. Facts don't care about your feelings ghostly gelato

[chilly crane]

Shit my libtard ass just got owned by facts and logic

[zinc pier]

ah hell naw

[magic hemlock]

Woke shit

[cedar trench]

ok i got dressed

[magic hemlock]

But its free

[versed pollen]

Why do we even make art all of it is pointless and meaningless. We should all be studying taxes and economy and contributing to the capitalist dystopia

[zinc pier]

well it's dlc so I still have to pay the 5 dolla

[magic hemlock]

Ai can make art for us

[cedar trench]

my firiend asked me about what i was going to wear to the party to get an idea of how formal he has to look i told him i was going to wear a dress

i have my leather jacket on

[magic hemlock]

Why do we even try

[tidal ruin]

I want to be able to afford a house

[zinc pier]

one important thing is that art is about strict guidelines and limited interpretations. there are correct ways to view art which is why art is so cool

[swift sand]

because art is supposed to be fun...?

[marsh spoke]

as the owner of "i love making wars and shit" i totally agree with this

[zinc pier]

the bible has xbox controller support

[versed pollen]

Try starting off with taking off the leather jacket

[swift sand]

and ai cant have fun

yet

[magic hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-11908435316515627035

[zinc pier]

why the fuck does the bible need 8 gigs of ram

[marsh spoke]

wear a dress with the leather jacket because that would be mad funny

[tidal ruin]

this is going in my out of context folder

[chilly crane]

They should adapt the Bible as a buddy comedy film starring Adam Sandler and John candy

[versed pollen]

To mine cryptocurrency in the background blockhead

[cedar trench]

but i don't wanna now

[chilly crane]

RIP JOHN CANDY

[swift sand]

danny devito as a side character

[zinc pier]

the bible needs more ram than silksong needs

[fiery burrow]

This is what music theory fans will unironically tell you

[south crown]

dlc

[heady iron]

8 billion bytes of Bible 😭 😭 😭

[zinc pier]

oh you're right my fault

[floral delta]

Getting Undertale in like 4-5 days chat

Also RoR2

[magic hemlock]

Woah oh oh oh

[swift sand]

so excited for hollow knight: biblesong to drop

[versed pollen]

Oh yea that reminds me of that dude who came around a few weeks ago and deadass said that

[zinc pier]

the original needs 2 gb

the ai tts voice takes 8 gb

[tidal ruin]

go on

[swift sand]

banger

[marsh spoke]

go with the leather jacket then those are fucking banging anyway

[floral delta]

Wuh?

[chilly crane]

Danny devito as David and shaq as Goliath in the story of David and Goliath

[marsh spoke]

i want one at some point ngl

[tidal ruin]

what ror2 is in 4-5 days

[floral delta]

Risk of Rain..?

[viscid wind]

Risk of randy

[magic hemlock]

Lol

[zinc pier]

holy shit guys I think this is them announcing the rapture

[chilly crane]

TRUE THIS IS BADICALLY BACH AND BAROQUE IN GENERAL

[swift sand]

"ey, buddy! down here! how'd you like the taste of rocks in ya mouth???"

[viscid wind]

I need my SILKSONG

[tidal ruin]

would you like that rare or well done

[swift sand]

congratulation

[viscid wind]

epic

[heady iron]

Music theory fans when a song doesn't have 7 complex polyrhythms and 16 key changes

[subtle flint]

ody?

[heady iron]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-movie-lawyer-tantrum-gif-20018965

[chilly crane]

Music theory fans when minimalism (where is the harmonic counterpoint)

[floral delta]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-lamp-sans-realistic-undertale-undertale-realistic-gif-271970974805055278

[viscid wind]

What movie is that

[fiery burrow]

Music theory fans trying to name a single song that isn't in 4/4 time

[versed pollen]

Bee Movie

[swift sand]

ant movie

[solemn turtle]

So it’s releasing tomorrow?😂

[magic hemlock]

Your mom movie

[viscid wind]

Not confirmed

[chilly crane]

Music theory fans when the song isn’t 4/4 or a 3/4 waltz

[swift sand]

might be announced tmrw

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[magic hemlock]

Shut

[floral delta]

Hey Andy

[swift sand]

but i wouldnt say leakers leaking is confirming

[versed pollen]

If the song doesn't use a 16/3 polyrhythm it's not really worth listening to

[chilly crane]

Rush is my favorite band

[tidal ruin]

can anyone tell me why frosty fest is so unlikely (besides silksong being too big)

[magic hemlock]

No

[heady iron]

silksong is too small

[chilly crane]

Shi idk

[swift sand]

fox capture plan is a nice band

[tidal ruin]

I appreciate your honesty

[subtle flint]

cus its a random event

[solemn turtle]

I thought it was announced in 2019💀. At this point I’m expecting a shadow release

[magic hemlock]

2019

[fiery burrow]

Because doubters always win

[subtle flint]

ive never heard of frosty game fest until now

[chilly crane]

Ok bye chat time to read my PHYSICAL book 😩💦

[magic hemlock]

That was like 19 years ago

[subtle flint]

what thelly

[tidal ruin]

nuh uh, its part of sgf

[versed pollen]

It's a part of SGF iirc

[viscid wind]

Because a corpo probably came forward to them with the suggestion to go on the june's xbox showcase

[pine reef]

well guys tomorrow it is

[pine reef]

Wait what

[zinc pier]

people just assume if it's being announced this week it'll be at something bigger

all it depends on is what team cherry feels like doing really so we don't really know

[heady iron]

Why mfs be calling this silksong

[magic hemlock]

I know

[heady iron]

(It's called a dropshadow)

[tidal ruin]

most based answer

[versed pollen]

The bluelight is killing me

[swift sand]

https://tenor.com/view/tenna-ant-tenna-deltarune-deltarune-chapter-3-chapter-3-gif-189610396636166851

[chilly crane]

Deltaruje is for gay people

[tidal ruin]

this isnt a silkpost btw, look it up

[versed pollen]

But I hate gay people

[subtle flint]

skull nice gif

[chilly crane]

I have never seen a straight guy be a fan of Deltaruje or undertale

[viscid wind]

Knowing how big silksong is, game showcases reach out to THEM rather than the other way around

[heady iron]

A whole month? 🐶

[zinc pier]

I don't think ||I'd even know this was a spoiler if it weren't for you guys saying it was 💔 ||

[versed pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/madden-gif-madden-giferator-madden2019-madden2018-robbing-this-house-gif-15515950

[chilly crane]

Me too 😘

[patent heath]

Damn.

[magic hemlock]

Oyoyoyootyo

[patent heath]

Good thing I am not gay.

[versed pollen]

Get away from me....

[swift sand]

dear liberals

[floral delta]

Hi Gays

[heady iron]

God everytime I see a gay person it just...staring them deep in their eyes, locking our sight together with not a distraction in the world

[jolly plaza]

Im know Im late to the convo, but whens the next possible skong announcment

[chilly crane]

Gay people are a cult they abduct you and send you to Thailand to meet all the pretty women

[real river]

SILKSONG tomorrow trust

[tidal ruin]

what is it called when you're only attracted to homosexuals (of any gender)

[swift sand]

today or tomorrow, probably tomorrow

[jolly plaza]

Hello

[jolly plaza]

fr?

[pine reef]

I was wide awake till 430am

[chilly crane]

Homosexualsexual

[versed pollen]

I wasn't aware there were women in Thailand

[viscid wind]

Today since xbox showcase in less than 24 h

[heady iron]

Pantheon or some shit

[chilly crane]

Exactly that’s how they get you

[real river]

for me its tomorrow as its 23:15

[subtle flint]

league of legends.

[swift sand]

zcube showcase

[magic hemlock]

Just chatting

[versed pollen]

Ooh. It's all coming together

[pine reef]

frosty game feat starts at 430am.. (for me)

[jolly plaza]

Id call it being realistic with your expectatitons

[zinc pier]

what like you collect them?????

[viscid wind]

Just don't watch it, silk wont be there

[pine reef]

it will

[chilly crane]

Ain’t nobody tuning in to froggy game fest

[viscid wind]

House md told me so

[swift sand]

it might

[versed pollen]

I gotta go study and read my philosophical ebooks

[pine reef]

he’s lying

[chilly crane]

Die

[swift sand]

gotta go listen to audiobooks in a public library

[magic hemlock]

Philosophical evil books

[versed pollen]

Only a genius such as I could read something so incredible

[zinc pier]

like doctor house md????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[magic hemlock]

House mid

[pine reef]

yes he’s lying

[real river]

i wish the next person to send a msg in chat gets silksong in 2027

[chilly crane]

Me

[viscid wind]

His license got revoked for becoming a silksong fan

[zinc pier]

oh so he's just house md . . .

[swift sand]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-undertale-deltarune-chapter2-chapter2-kris-get-the-banana-gif-23225451

[chilly crane]

First name house last name md

[pine reef]

Yes

[versed pollen]

house.md

[zinc pier]

whats the middle name

[magic hemlock]

Who names their kid House

[pine reef]

no middle name

[zinc pier]

ms. MD and mr. MD

[chilly crane]

This is what Deltaruje fans cal humor

[chilly crane]

Doctor

[zinc pier]

oh ok that makes sense

[chilly crane]

Mr Doctor house doctor md

[swift sand]

This is what Deltaruje fans cal proper living

[pine reef]

House doctor md

[magic hemlock]

Living is

[zinc pier]

that's professor mr Doctor house doctor medical doctor to you

[swift sand]

debatable

[chilly crane]

I’ve mistyped Deltaruje so many times my phone autocorrects to Deltaruje

[magic hemlock]

Fact or cap

[chilly crane]

Fact

[magic hemlock]

Idk guyyss

[smoky nebula]

Have you tried being better at spelling deltarune

[versed pollen]

Have you tried throwing away your phone

[swift sand]

yhorm the giant

[chilly crane]

Deltaruje Deltaruje Deltaruje Deltaruje

[pine reef]

What

[smoky nebula]

It's not Beetlejuice nothing will happen if you say it enough times

[magic hemlock]

Summon

[swift sand]

no you'll summon the deltaruje

[zinc pier]

have you considered that maybe that's what it's actually called?

[magic hemlock]

Delta house md

[tidal ruin]

ujdertale

[kindred pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/tenna-deltarune-tenna-deltarune-dance-utdr-gif-16653258743905901870

[swift sand]

house mdeltaruje

[chilly crane]

It is now I guess

[smoky nebula]

Ujdertale

The anagram has to be consistent

[pine reef]

Mr doctor delta house doctor md rune

[swift sand]

underrune

[chilly crane]

Professor Mr house Delta md rune

[magic hemlock]

Mods fucking kill everyone in chat

[pine reef]

Ultrarune

[swift sand]

well ima go
i guess this really was, an under tale [dies]

[chilly crane]

Can we make this a hkmain rule now

[zinc pier]

chat what do we think pumptad is weak to

[chilly crane]

A nuclear bomb

[kindred pewter]

who uses hkmain

[zinc pier]

I don't have that one yet

that's level 21

[magic hemlock]

Weak to dn probably

[chilly crane]

The guy who just typed in hkmain

[smoky nebula]

Ask zal

[timid kraken]

I FORGOT DID YALL SEE THE SILKSONG JOKE AT THE SUMMER GAME FEST THING

[kindred pewter]

I saw that

[chilly crane]

LMAO I WAS LIKE HELL NO

[tidal ruin]

wait this is the first ever fgf
silksong would make it blow up
it all makes sense now

[smoky nebula]

Autocorrect sorry

[zinc pier]

ermmm uhhh, *nervous gulp* whats dn?? I've never heard of it

[pine reef]

What joke

[smoky nebula]

I forgot that person existed

[magic hemlock]

Heheheha

[pine reef]

There was silksong at sgf

[kindred pewter]

lets just forget that person ever existed for goodness sake

[smoky nebula]

Deadpool said something about silksong

Yee

Ask zaliant gargoyle

[timid kraken]

it said something like “go ahead and skip that skong trailer for me” and some MID VR deadpool game took its place

[smoky nebula]

Can't believe zal is my least favourite Elden ring boss

[pine reef]

That didn’t happen

[tidal ruin]

its okay, itll show at fgf for sure

[chilly crane]

I guess that kind of makes sense

[tidal ruin]

its the perfect way to market silksong and make a banger start to fgf

[glossy berry]

silksong never had a spot at summer games fest its just a really funny joke

[zinc pier]

we talked about it at length yesterday. probably for the best that we stop talking about it lest you get struck down by powdered

[tidal ruin]

plus the reliable leakers couldn't be wrong

[magic hemlock]

Wowww

[timid kraken]

oh then sorry chat

[magic hemlock]

Stop talking it abt like its 1984

[chilly crane]

But wouldn’t they prefer to appear at a showcase of rhe company they’re partnered with

[fiery burrow]

Flashbacks to when all mentions of the cake were deleted

Probably for the best

[zinc pier]

I made a "there is no war in ba sing se" reference in the deadpool reddit saying "there is no war in r/deadpool" but they deleted it 💔

[tidal ruin]

probably, yeah
but there is a decent chance it could be at fgf now, of course nothing is garunteed

[glossy berry]

i mean i get that specfically a bit more

[glossy berry]

its a 50/50 chance

there or it isnt

[magic hemlock]

Bwomp

[tidal ruin]

50/50 unless proven otherwise

[chilly crane]

I doubt I’ll tune in but I might for a little bit

[magic hemlock]

No

[tidal ruin]

I'll have it on in the background

[chilly crane]

Ok bye chat

[magic hemlock]

🐉

[tidal ruin]

if I hear christopher larkin I will shit myself instantly, which might not be a good thing

[heady iron]

christopher larkin

Now SHIT

[magic hemlock]

John larkin

[tidal ruin]

luckily for me, reading it doesn't count

[zinc pier]

someone said they would shit themselves if silksong showed up yesterday. it's probably their fault for not shitting. if they did we might've gotten silksong

[tidal ruin]

I'll be sure to shit myself just for you guys

[olive solstice]

the deadpool silksong incident

[heady iron]

There's this cool thing called speech-to-text in settings I think you should turn it on real quick

[glossy berry]

hey egg could you click this for me for no reason

[tidal ruin]

that sounds cool, let me go find it

[heady iron]

This voice legit sounds like a brown note

[tidal ruin]

brown just like my pants

how could you do this

[mossy sail]

I just cant see why they would skip sgf only to have announcement on xbox 2 days later

[magic hemlock]

clean up on aisle

[glossy berry]

maybe announcing at the event run by the company they're partnered with/historically shown news at is a good idea actually

[kindred pewter]

woah woah woah primacon, this amount of copium is going to make me go into a cope-ma (insert laugh track)

[magic hemlock]

Shame cuz xbox blows

[tidal ruin]

we still don't know that they skipped sgf

[olive solstice]

guys how do you think deadpool regeneration works and is there ways to bypass it is it like cell where he can regenerate from 1 cell?

[zinc pier]

it's very possible it was just the first showcase that reached out to them

[glossy berry]

also worth mentioning that sgf isnt just yesterdays event

and that the entire fest covers basically every event in the next few days

[zinc pier]

fgf the xbox show case day of the devs are all part of sgf

[glossy berry]

being at xbox is analogous to being at sgf by proxy

due to the former being part of summer games fest itself

[mossy sail]

But geoff teasing silksong jokingly and leths recent activity in primacons chat makes me more believing in it...geoff never teases like that for no reason

[tidal ruin]

gonna redirect to this again, fgf today is part of sgf

[glossy berry]

hes done this several times before

[zinc pier]

the reason would be viewer retention

[mossy sail]

Name one

[opaque sigil]

It’s a joke the reason is to be funny

[magic hemlock]

Uhghnwkkdisfaddad

[tidal ruin]

it was pretty funny after the shock wore off

[mossy sail]

I remember him teasing elden ring the same way by ryan reynolds name dropping only for it to be announced later

[olive solstice]

my hope for silksong shall never dwindle

[heady iron]

Um jokes are supposed to be funny, like skibidi toilet and tralalero tralala

[magic hemlock]

Right

[unkempt pawn]

we might be celebrating silksong in 24 hours

[mortal bluff]

Can’t dwindle if it doesn’t exist.

[olive solstice]

yeah like those

[glossy berry]

the issue is that geoff keighley has like zero charisma it doesnt hit most of the time

[tidal ruin]

we might be celebrating silksong in 5 hours

[magic hemlock]

Chicken jockey is comedy

[zinc pier]

it'll have been funny if we get news today or tomorrow

if we get no silksong news then it'll no longer be funny

[olive solstice]

IT DOES

[mossy sail]

Yo im still waiting

[zinc pier]

we might be celebrating silksong in -19 hours

[tidal ruin]

he needs to multiclass as a bard

[magic hemlock]

Court jester

[heady iron]

Jester Keighley

Geoster

[zinc pier]

holy fucking jojo

[tidal ruin]

am I the only one who thought geoff was pronounced "jee-off"

[hollow cedar]

Back in 2022 when Silksong got its second trailer on Xbox, was there a summer game fest?

[magic hemlock]

Idk

[heady iron]

Jee nine sols

[zinc pier]

it probably was 500 years ago when people first used the name

then language happened and it slowly morphed to jeff

[heady iron]

[magic hemlock]

Geoff is 100s of years old

[tidal ruin]

I hate how little people are even considering fgf as a possibility
if anything I'm just as hopeful for it as xbox now

[subtle flint]

geoff isnt even half of curlys age afaik

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[glossy berry]

geoff is a several millennia old precognisant twink

[mossy sail]

Okay so he hasnt, dont claim random stuff as an argument then

[glossy berry]

its true

[glossy berry]

what

[magic hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twi-stan-stwiter-ohio-goofy-ahh-kitty-gif-16007762871939902068

[zinc pier]

I agree. saying it has zero chance is the doubter version of copium

[humble plover]

in 5 hours this channel will be in big slow mode

[atomic sparrow]

awesome sauce

[tidal ruin]

how long is fgf? also 2 hours?

[magic hemlock]

24 hours

[zinc pier]

sawesome auce

[viscid wind]

Oh my god geoff doesn't write the speeches I'm pretty sure

[mossy sail]

U havent named one instance of him name dropping hugely anticipated game as a joke , after saying he did so multiple times

[viscid wind]

obviously it's the deadpool people

[heady iron]

Just like senator armstrong

[zinc pier]

team cherry does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[glossy berry]

oh definitely not

[magic hemlock]

I write them

[tidal ruin]

pretty sure she did

[viscid wind]

Geoff has enough blame

[glossy berry]

i cant read </3

[lavish lintel]

Hello

[zinc pier]

I'm sure she has before but I can't say for sure either

[slender juniper]

Whos Geoff?

[mossy sail]

Where?

[viscid wind]

The one who keighleys

[magic hemlock]

Geo mama

[tidal ruin]

I can't find it but I swear mae said something about an elden ring bait

[glossy berry]

do we have a list of games at fgf anyway out of curiosity
not for tc hype reasons just for curiosity's sake

[mossy sail]

That proves my point tho...the elden ring tease was payed of soon after with releass date announcement

[tidal ruin]

I don't think they're telling us beforehand iirc

[heady iron]

The Big Walk was made by an aussie studio i think

[mossy sail]

After ryan reynolds name dropped it as a joke

[slender juniper]

I know where you live

[magic hemlock]

Oh do you

Or am I right behind you

[glossy berry]

not really? given sgf is nowhere near over and we're not even a day after the opening showcase?

[slender juniper]

9°58′N 84°50′W

[humble plover]

They kinda did on the Steam store for SGF and DotD if people paid attention to it

[glossy berry]

theres so many events slated for the next couple of days, what makes you think we won't get anything

[tidal ruin]

I didn't

[glossy berry]

all under the SGF umbrella

[viscid wind]

Parents brought so much fish holy hell

[humble plover]

skill issue

[tidal ruin]

correct

my attention span is shorter than a goldfish's memory

[viscid wind]

I MEANT FISH WHY DID I WRITE SHIT

[lament igloo]

How many showcases are left tho?

[slender juniper]

(AI generated this idk where you live)

[lament igloo]

Also hi skongers

[mossy sail]

Wait so you agree with me or not? I was saying that considering geoff name droped silksong as a joke its probably a tease for later as was for elden ring..i thought you are saying he made jokes about anticipated titles before for no reason, mb then

[tidal ruin]

3 I think

[lament igloo]

Which are ?

[glossy berry]

under SGF generally?

[tidal ruin]

fgf, xbox showcase, pc game showcase

[lament igloo]

I only know of frosty and xbox

[median fractal]

ok wild theory sponsored by 507 tanks of skong copium

what if there is a trailer, geoff just teased fgf (I dont know how fgf stuff goes btw so like uh shrug emoji)

[lament igloo]

As possible showcases

[humble plover]

IGN has the showcases. Go to that channel

There you go fellas

[lament igloo]

Idk abt pc games showcase

[tidal ruin]

I don't think anyone does, this is gonna be the first ever fgf

[lament igloo]

Feels off

[median fractal]

oh interesting

[glossy berry]

about eight

[median fractal]

all the more reason for silksong to show up trust me 🗣️

[tidal ruin]

Thats the least likely of the three, but its not impossible

[lament igloo]

😳

[magic hemlock]

🕊🕊🕊🕊

[lament igloo]

Im putting most of my faith into xbox

Its their chance to redeem themselves

[tidal ruin]

this is why I'm saying it would be a massive W if team cherry gave fgf a massive popularity boost by appearing there

[unborn moat]

When will the Xbox showcase be again?

[glossy berry]

pins

[viscid wind]

23 hours from now

[unborn moat]

Oh nice

[humble plover]

So who is going to main Miku in the Sonic Racing game

[viscid wind]

the brain worm is getting to me

[normal token]

Tomorrow will determine life or death

[lament igloo]

If ss is tonight(for me cuz its at 2 am) then all games there Will get heavy overshadow

[viscid wind]

(nobody will play it)

[magic hemlock]

Racing games in the big 25

[edgy valve]

real

[humble plover]

Mario Kart World and it is just a straight line 🗣️ 🔥

[tidal ruin]

true, but depending on various factors the popularity boost could overshadow the overshadow

nothing is garunteed, I'm back to chugging hopium

[humble plover]

Anyway I am getting Sonic cuz I am sucker for extreme gear

[slender juniper]

Silksong today

[tidal ruin]

I'm gonna be following MIO now

[lament igloo]

Bro yall idk but , im starting to doubt these showcases now after sgf

[humble plover]

I also gotta get Mina

[magic hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/they-all-hated-me-todos-me-odiaban-cabizbajo-tite-caminando-gif-271476022722807553

[lament igloo]

Im not sure anymore if we get skong or not

[normal token]

I would be onboard but it defo won't play the same as og riders

[slender juniper]

X box trust me it bouta be at x box

[tidal ruin]

steam depot changes!!!

[median fractal]

Also to be fair, I think for a first time fgf, considering its centered around australian indie devs (right? did I understand right?), that might be a peak time for silksong to just make an appearance. I still think Xbox is more likely and I am honestly probably very much coping here but I am just saying.

[lament igloo]

Yeah that game and re9 where the Best ive seen at sgf

[mossy sail]

No way they uploaded game to steam for all versions, which always suggests imminent release for games, without using these marketing opportunities...is has to be it

[median fractal]

to be fair I am fairly sure silksong never appeared in sgf before

[humble plover]

OG Riders Extreme Gear requires air also if it were the og extreme gear it would be legitamitely busted

[lament igloo]

Yeah ik ik

[tidal ruin]

australian and new zealand devs, yes

[glossy berry]

just for devils advocate sake,

or you put it at the end of the showcase and increase the viewer retention and interest in shown games by a factor of ten

[humble plover]

Balance problem fr

[normal token]

Ye which made it fun af for me, I totally understand cuz the balance would be fucked

[lament igloo]

Yeah thats true

[tidal ruin]

to my knowledge the only popularly anticipated australian game is silksong

[humble plover]

[slender juniper]

HOLY SHIT THE X BOX SHOWCASE IS TOMMOROW

[magic hemlock]

Ur knowledge

[lament igloo]

Could also be it

[tidal ruin]

fgf is today

[slender juniper]

SILKSONG TOMMOROW

[slender juniper]

Whats that?

[median fractal]

silksong TODAY(TOMORROW)!!!!

[tidal ruin]

sgf part 2 for australian devs

[zinc pier]

but no geoff keighley I think

[humble plover]

But I am going to enjoy Sonic Racing Crossworlds by the looks of it and that is what gaming is all about

[zinc pier]

Hatsune Miku!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lament igloo]

This is why i was putting all my faith before into fgf

[magic hemlock]

Gaming and enjoyment...

[humble plover]

Sorry my main is going to be Steve from Smash Bros

[magic hemlock]

What an odd combo

[lament igloo]

This is The biggest factor that makes skong today very likely

[tidal ruin]

again, its not garunteed, I'm just trying to spread the word that it's possible

[humble plover]

(yes there will be Minecraft in CrossWorlds)

[magic hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/super-smash-bros-ultimate-enderman-wario-platform-fighter-fighting-games-gif-25816145

[tidal ruin]

and not as unlikely as most think

[viscid wind]

I wonder if frosty will have chat spammed with silksong

[magic hemlock]

I'll make sure of it

[viscid wind]

Oh god

[sage umbra]

is there any point to watch fgf

[glossy berry]

yes

[shell bough]

who expects silksong at that event

[sage umbra]

ok ill watch it

[noble hamlet]

What is that?

[glossy berry]

even if solksong isn th- oh hi leth

[magic hemlock]

Revstic00 the hero

[tidal ruin]

oh hey

[shell bough]

uhm HELLO?

[viscid wind]

Frosty games fest chat

[sage umbra]

[normal token]

Yo Leth

[magic hemlock]

Red name of death

[noble hamlet]

Ohhh

[ashen shale]

silksong tomorrow???

[sage umbra]

is that the real leth

[quiet latch]

yo wth

[atomic sparrow]

my geniune reaction when I saw mr "red named" Leth in this chat

[viscid wind]

The Australian games showcase

[shell bough]

yes

[humble plover]

This is just every chat not even just gaming events

[normal token]

Welp FGF deconfirmed chat

But xbox showcase we'll win for sure

[tidal ruin]

thats what he wants you to think

[humble plover]

[shell bough]

deconfirmed how? im not watching rn

[restive garden]

IT BEGINS

[zinc pier]

because whyh exactly?

[tidal ruin]

"""deconfirmed""" by this (I'm onto you)

[mossy sail]

So he just randomly hops in, asks about fgf, then leaves, refusing to elaborats further...lmao

[atomic sparrow]

busy busy man

[zinc pier]

guys he said "what is that" followed by "Ohhh"

he's not saying all that much

[tidal ruin]

tbf he didnt ask about fgf, he asked what the screenshot was

[shell bough]

did you expect him to confirm that silksong is tomorrow

[glossy berry]

what do you want him to do

[mossy sail]

Im saying it in a lighthearted way

[viscid wind]

Can we behave Infront of leth at least

[mossy sail]

Lmao chill guys why so offensive

[tidal ruin]

also that was a co-stream, but the actual fgf is also skong spam

[mossy sail]

I just laughed at it

[atomic sparrow]

no i will now dance

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/527955912611201046/908173508822052864/wiggle.gif

[zinc pier]

the fact that we're looking so deeply into him saying 4 vague words shows us exactly why he didn't say much

anything he says will be dug into

[slender juniper]

Are you actually leth!? Have my eyes Been blessed!?

[wet tulip]

this would be very nice yes

[viscid wind]

Rigged

[humble plover]

Oh Leth name is real? I thought it was fake this whole time cuz I never seen it in person.

[atomic sparrow]

how so !!!

[slender juniper]

LETH LETH IS SILKSONG COMING TOMMOROW!?

[shell bough]

i will confirm it for you

[humble plover]

Nobody will believe us.

[sage umbra]

im scared

[hybrid dune]

this is killing me man he don’t even know 😭😭

[wet tulip]

Leth, oh god Leth end our suffering

[hybrid dune]

must be new

[patent heath]

What on earth.

[humble plover]

Secret of the Mimic is going to go hard

[zinc pier]

guys stop freaking out holy

[atomic sparrow]

ok i will go shower cuz I'm stinky (and y'all are too !)

[lament igloo]

Leth is here ????

Hi dud wassup

[tidal ruin]

no nuh uh I took a shower last week I smell good

[patent heath]

I am not someone to generally say this. But surely this means news.

[shell bough]

not anymore (or is he)

[noble hamlet]

I thought maybe that image was from yesterday - that Deadpool callout was wild.

I can’t recall the last time a game (presumably spending a bunch of money too) used their time to mention another game

[lament igloo]

Believe it.

[restive garden]

What up g

[lone crown]

Oh wow Leth's here

[haughty ingot]

i've never heard of fgf just a couple days ago so i guess it's not important

[lone crown]

Unexpected

[tidal ruin]

its a very deadpool thing to do tbh
did y'all know it was coming?

[zinc pier]

did you see the deadpool subreddit after that happened?

[slender juniper]

Are you real?are you AI?is this fake

[lament igloo]

Indeed, that was wild prank

[runic sage]

silksong, tomrrow...

[slender juniper]

I dont know whats real anymore

[shell yacht]

sega threw shade at Nintendo earlier in the show

[shell bough]

be serious he has a role

[runic sage]

skong isnt real so

[tidal ruin]

silksong is an AI generated social experiment

[zinc pier]

sure but they didn't directly name drop

[runic sage]

exactly

[lament igloo]

Alr well back to business