sk-discussion

[median fractal]

honestly its actually quite funny how a lot of us probably have our expectations pretty high for silksong lol

we dont even know if they are gonna pull another hollow knight

[tired lake]

you right

[fast geode]

what does this mean

oh

[fiery burrow]

For future HK content I'm just wanting another artbook and comic

[median fractal]

"another hollow knight" (a game with the same impact and quality as hollow knight) isnt something you casually pull out of your pocket

and look, I fucking trust team cherry. they are more than 10 star master chefs

but like

[fiery burrow]

Ellina visits Pharloom

[median fractal]

yeah

[fast geode]

it's taken them 6 years to make it I don't think they're just pulling it out of their pocket

[lone crown]

Playtesters hyped the game up a lot

[fiery burrow]

Or a new artist with a new artstyle

[lone crown]

Hollow knight was rushed

[fast geode]

and what we have seen so far looks fantastic

[lone crown]

Hollow knight also had no budget

Or like very limited

They had to crunch and only eat croissants

Very stressful

[fast geode]

also HK is ass idk wym

[lone crown]

They had a lot of regrets making HK

[fast geode]

this game is shit

[lone crown]

Unfulfilled ideas and stuff

[tired lake]

im interested to see how silksong has budget in comparison, like cutscenes n shit gonna go crazy I can imagine

[fiery burrow]

y'all fw chocolate croissants

[opaque sigil]

not really

[upbeat elm]

Somehwat

[median fractal]

I am not denying this btw lol. Like, I know it looks fantastic and the team behind it are fucking incredibly talented people. but like I am just saying that some people probably expect a "better hollow knight" in their head. Which, while the game looks like hollow knight but better on the surface, it's definitely gonna be interesting to see how it compares to the original game

[fiery burrow]

the heck

[lament lotus]

yeah]

[median fractal]

Which btw probably will not leave the same lasting impact on the genre but I have no doubt that it will be amazing for sure

[fiery burrow]

Tammo you're blocked BM you're ignored since your offense isn't as bad

[opaque sigil]

hollow knight but better

[lament lotus]

i like cheese croissants

yes i know the french fucking hate croissants with filling

[upbeat elm]

Damn

[opaque sigil]

not that deep

[median fractal]

also dont forget that a lot of the times more complexity isn't exactly "better" for some people

and Silksong definitely has more complexity

[opaque sigil]

ss doesn't look very complex

[fast geode]

I know what you mean and yeah hk is already an insanely high bar but I still have high hopes, even if it doesn't live up to the (absurdly high) expectations then im sure it will on get better with post-releases fixes/possible dlc

[fiery burrow]

SS looks complex in trailers because of crests but your moveset isn't a lot to digest at any given time from what we've seen

[median fractal]

didnt they say that mobs aren't gonna be as "plain" as the original game + the combat stuff and your equipment is going to be way more customizable

we'll see

we dont have much to base it off of

[fast geode]

hk charm system is ass ngl

that's the main thing I hope they fix

[median fractal]

Hollow Knight was just really simple with 3 combat spells and a charm system which you barely touch half of

[opaque sigil]

saying it's going to be more complicated than hk is like saying a proton is bigger than an electron like yeah the comparative is there but it's not complex by any measure

[median fractal]

hornet's fucking flying out here with all her silly abilities

[fast geode]

simple is fine it's just the charm system imo

The spells are fine

[median fractal]

yeah no the spells are fine

I like them

[lone crown]

Hollow knight’s textures and details are lackluster or nonexistent in certain spots

[fast geode]

like where

[median fractal]

and yeah HK is an insanely high bar but I bet they can challenge it at the very least

[fast geode]

fs

[median fractal]

bro I dont recall a single time hk has "lackluster or nonexistent texture and detail"

[fast geode]

same

[fiery burrow]

HK combat isn't a super hard bar to top

[fast geode]

also true

[lone crown]

Crystal peaks slamming room with pitch black square in one room’s background, a room transition in fungal wastes somewhere where you can see a texture cut off, these are the two i remember so far but there ARE more

[fiery burrow]

Exploration and level design I'd agree but I also think they can do it reasonably

[median fractal]

combat yeah and silksong probably tops that

the game itself however is another thing

but considering it follows the same pattern and is made by the same people who have learned even more than previously

[cunning geode]

i hope silksong has super shotgun

[median fractal]

I imagine they cook

[fast geode]

huh I never noticed

[median fractal]

yeah this is like barely noticable 😭

but fair

[lone crown]

Anyway what i meant by that statement is they could definitely improve the detail in HK

[marsh spoke]

they should add archviles to silksong

[lone crown]

Like the amount of details in SS by comparison is night and day

For example wait here

[cunning geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1256746798857453578/1365324658584584334/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_7.gif

[fiery burrow]

Bretta's antennae are inconsistent unplayable garbage

[median fractal]

silksong looks very detailed

[fiery burrow]

Also from what we've seen SS's art and music definitely tops HK

[median fractal]

in fact I almost think its too detailed when looking at some of the older shots

[opaque sigil]

galien:

[viscid wind]

but what's wrong with donating organs post mortem

[fiery burrow]

Wait whats the Crystal Peak slamming room

[fast geode]

https://tenor.com/view/whothefuckstartsaconversation-gif-22983824

[fiery burrow]

I can't find this on Hallownest.net

[lone crown]

Like for example, for HK, this would be passable quality. This would just be another HK

[sinful flare]

wtf is hallownest.net

[opaque sigil]

might've fixed it there

[lone crown]

HOWEVER they went back and added more detail

[cunning geode]

its the big map

[fiery burrow]

Entire HK map with some modifications to make it coherent

[viscid wind]

at worst you help someone, at best you save a couple lives

[marsh spoke]

you get me man

[fast geode]

wait it doesn't look like cheeto dust anymore

[viscid wind]

i just hope silksong runs on my machine :(

[lone crown]

Old, HK quality details you’d expect

[fiery burrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFIpCSmLVhs

[opaque sigil]

is anyone here taking an anti organ donation stance

[lament lotus]

it likely will

[fiery burrow]

This is what my dog does with tomatoes

[lone crown]

And then xbox trailer

[sinful flare]

i just realized pharloom.net redirects to hallownest.net boo

[lament lotus]

i trust that they have gotten slightly better at optimisation

[cunning geode]

ancient egyptians maybe

[opaque sigil]

y'know I don't think the question was relevant at the time

maybe some limitations of existing medical technology

[viscid wind]

i mean i get that it's on switch but witcher 3 is on switch as well

[cunning geode]

thats kinda rude to the ancient egyptians in chat rn

[lament lotus]

what the fuck is he doing

[median fractal]

do you see the detail on that floor and stuff

I dont hate it but it sometimes feels like too much lol

"noisy"

[fiery burrow]

Fighting the lemon duh

[lone crown]

They actually addressed the issue of too much detail

Someone send the Lace 2 arena updates

[median fractal]

yeah I saw that in the newer screenshots

[lament lotus]

never realised it was that detailed damn

[fast geode]

smh my head if silksong isn't perfect im nuking the server...,,,,

[median fractal]

bro silksong better not have another markoth bro

if it does then fuck

[fast geode]

RAYMA MARKTAW

[lament lotus]

id rather have too much detail and not alot of detail in my games

[median fractal]

do yall think Silksong will have something akin to Godhome (at least to hall of gods)

[fast geode]

yeah same

[viscid wind]

house wearing glasses:

[lament lotus]

he looks like a dad'

[fast geode]

no idea

ending 4 is hornet just ascending to godhood

pharloom is a crazy ass place man

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/shea-whigham-kong-movie-king-kong-surrender-grenade-gif-7245686

[fast geode]

wtf is a grenade doing to that thing

[viscid wind]

hope not

[median fractal]

thats just silksong

[median fractal]

why not though

[fast geode]

I would at least appreciate boss replayability

[viscid wind]

wouldnt it be kinda nonsensical even ignoring how fucky the godhome lore is right now

[fiery burrow]

"Something akin to"

[lament lotus]

hollow knight lore is NOT "fucky"

[cunning geode]

https://youtu.be/rJPCQ06jumE?t=43

[lone crown]

Since hornet has a much more identifiable personality and has better control of her thoughts, I think they can get away with making a simple boss refight/boss rush implementation where she sleeps on a bed or something to recall fights

[fiery burrow]

I'd hope for HoG I wouldn't really care if we didn't get pantheons

[viscid wind]

godhome lore

[normal token]

I just want a way to refight bosses

[viscid wind]

i think pantheons were a ton of fun

[lament lotus]

ok godhome lore is a lil fucky yeah

[fast geode]

absolutely nothing

[cunning geode]

thats you!

[viscid wind]

omitting the 27 minutes of filler part

[fast geode]

AB is not fun

[viscid wind]

i never did AB

[opaque sigil]

p5 would be ok if it
didn't have a dogshit ending
was like 20% the length

[fast geode]

do not

[fast geode]

how is the ending dogshit

[opaque sigil]

in every way

[lament lotus]

i think the ending was cool even if it wasnt canon

[fast geode]

what were you expecting

[viscid wind]

explains nothing and causes 7 million questions

[opaque sigil]

no it causes zero questions actually

[viscid wind]

the ending is literally hype moments and aura

[opaque sigil]

it's just dnm again but narratively awful

[lone crown]

Takes away from the other endings and even the main objectives of the game

[lament lotus]

dnm but your brother lives

[lone crown]

Said brother will probably off itself when it has to live through the aftermath of its failure's consequences

[opaque sigil]

this is in fact incredibly bad writing

[fast geode]

the very faint noise of the thk misgender counter ticking is heard in the distance

[lament lotus]

never thought about it but probably yeah LMAO

[normal token]

"Damn bitch your papa died and didn't save shit"

[viscid wind]

who tf is shade lord!!!!!!! * 7000000

[fast geode]

the void

but like

[lone crown]

We know what shade lord is

[opaque sigil]

like the entire point of the game is that you're letting hallownest die and fighting thk is the culmination of that, the fact that thk can survive is like the worst possible decision

[opaque sigil]

it's the knight

[fast geode]

personified

[lament lotus]

ending doesnt do alot for the lore except that shadelord can exit peoples dreams for some reason

[fast geode]

as the knight

[viscid wind]

why did the knight suddenly turn into the sahde lo

[fast geode]

godseeker attuned to them

[opaque sigil]

to kill absrad

[viscid wind]

why did the shade lord mog gyattseeker

[fast geode]

she literally lives

[opaque sigil]

that's the way out of the dream

[lone crown]

Thats not that unexpected, there are other instances of leaving dreams

[fast geode]

godseeker mode happens after p5 ending

[opaque sigil]

which the exact same being does in dnm as well

[lament lotus]

Xx__sHaDe_LoRd__xX

[opaque sigil]

to get out of thk in the black egg

[lament lotus]

i will never get over that edgy ass name

[normal token]

Could you get EtV without killing any of the dreamers?

[lone crown]

Yes

[opaque sigil]

yes which also sucks

[fast geode]

yes

[opaque sigil]

though it may be an oversight

[fast geode]

which means that you can save everyone except for myla

[viscid wind]

isnt it literally just code name

[lone crown]

I dont think it is, they deliberately made White Defender ticked for you automatically who is only gatekept after the three dreamers

[lament lotus]

idk i dont remember

but probably

[viscid wind]

uh pale keg

[opaque sigil]

wd is ticked the same way all the dream variants are isn't it

[fast geode]

he was already dead

pale keg

gg

[viscid wind]

perform cpr

[lone crown]

I dont recall if the other dream variants are ticked at all

I only recall the automatic ticks being WD and god tamer

[viscid wind]

what if pk was full of roobeer

[opaque sigil]

pretty sure you don't have to refight them to unlock p4

[viscid wind]

why did shade lord's heart grow three sizes

[lone crown]

I can open a fresh save and warp to godhome and check

[fast geode]

what

[gray parcel]

It learned about Rainworld DLC

[viscid wind]

i think , soul tyrant

[gray parcel]

Then it bought night rains

[fast geode]

ẞ

[viscid wind]

iirc it's utilized in 112% apb route

[fast geode]

ß

[stoic sigil]

OK gang

What's this cake supposed to be

[fast geode]

are we deadass

[viscid wind]

some sort of purple guy

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/sans-undertale-what-the-hell-gif-14159748181054565901

[lament lotus]

purple gorrilla

[fast geode]

are we deadass rn

[stoic sigil]

A what...?

[viscid wind]

he looks like the type of person to do a slaughter

[fast geode]

"say that again"

[gray parcel]

Terrifying what the mind is capable of

[stoic sigil]

A type of MAN?

to be BEHIND a SLAUGHTER?

[viscid wind]

i guess you could say that

[fast geode]

LEAVE ME ALONE!

(Akira!)

AAAAAAAGHHH

[viscid wind]

honestly I Don't Know What I Was Thinking writing that

[lone crown]

Yeah you’re right

So yeah prolly an oversight

[gray parcel]

We still on FNAF? 💔

[lone crown]

Unless its cause of dream world shenanigans

[fast geode]

also why is etv not canon

[opaque sigil]

I mean there's nothing actually contradicting it as a possibility that the dreamers could be skipped

[fast geode]

didn't team cherry say that all of the endings are "equally canon" or sm

[cunning geode]

pretty much

[opaque sigil]

they stop access to the black egg, etv makes that irrelevant

[fast geode]

is there anything that's confirmed by TC to be not canon

that's in the game

[fiery burrow]

The heck is ETV

[marsh spoke]

embrace the void

[cunning geode]

uhh the shrine of believers but i dunno if they outright said its not canon

[marsh spoke]

p5 ending

[opaque sigil]

bad dw about it

[fiery burrow]

Oh that's fanmade

[cunning geode]

it just kinda would make sense

[fiery burrow]

Fanmade stuff isn't canon

[timid sail]

bro there hasnt been any news for a bunch of weeks now

[opaque sigil]

shrine of believers is weird

[naive pier]

Greetings, fellow skongers, tell me: how does it fell knowing that the game will be out at least before September?

[fast geode]

wdym it's fanmade it's literally an ending to the game in the vanilla game by tc ⁉️

[cunning geode]

very cool

[opaque sigil]

this is just a live service game

[fiery burrow]

No it's not

[fast geode]

I'm confused

[lofty burrow]

i made embrace the void

[viscid wind]

i agree with star

[cunning geode]

well its better when its just free updates with more stuff and not "free" updates with not free stuff

[opaque sigil]

what that image described is absolutely a live service game

[viscid wind]

thats literally what live service means

live service = free content updates post full launch, no?

[fast geode]

did TC not make etv or sm how would that even work

[fast geode]

no

Kinda but no

[fiery burrow]

The pale court team made ETV

Ask Zal

[marsh spoke]

star doesnt like etv i think

[opaque sigil]

that's a way to do live service

[viscid wind]

it reached it's end of life so not anymore

[opaque sigil]

for a while it was

[marsh spoke]

also yeah this is literally textbook live service

[fast geode]

ur js lying bruh

[fiery burrow]

Zal and co. are literally in the credits though

[opaque sigil]

'live service' has a weird negative connotation it's really not inherently a bad thing

[viscid wind]

fuck motion twin god damn

[fast geode]

ok I'm not gonna search through the Internet to find if this is true

[opaque sigil]

live service and microtransactions aren't synonymous

[hoary tundra]

I wanna attempt steel soul I never tried but did all radiants and p1 p2 ab do I have to lock in or is it okay

[fast geode]

Just send me a picture or sm of something that says zal and co made etv

[viscid wind]

guilt by association 😔

[cunning geode]

thanks tf2 for that

[fiery burrow]

Hope this helps

[viscid wind]

like literally shitton of popular games r live service

[fast geode]

A statement from team cherry

[fiery burrow]

Zal is part of team cherry wym

[cunning geode]

what if its pay 2 win

[trim estuary]

I NEED MICROTRANSACTIONS

[cunning geode]

so sad

[lone crown]

Impossible

[fast geode]

this ain't even good ragebait bro

[fiery burrow]

Its like asking for a screenshot of TC saying William Pellen designed the bosses

[opaque sigil]

it is pay 2 win

[cunning geode]

you pay to buy da game

and then win

[opaque sigil]

you have to pay to play
you have to play to win

[cunning geode]

bazinga

[viscid wind]

mfs on their way to call definitive facts ragebait

[fiery burrow]

Do you

[cunning geode]

oh god that misspelling was brutal

[viscid wind]

WHAT

[opaque sigil]

think it has drm

[viscid wind]

you're telling me, i need to PLAY the GAME?!?!?

[fiery burrow]

Heartbreaking

[viscid wind]

darkest dungeon on steam literally comes with a drm free version

[cunning geode]

hurtbreaking

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/groundhog-groundhog-eating-gif-27654631

[opaque sigil]

well it's not denuvo so maybe

[fiery burrow]

What if I'm gifted it

[fiery burrow]

True..

[viscid wind]

wurtbreaking

[lament lotus]

drm is kind of useless

[opaque sigil]

sure

[viscid wind]

you will enjoy your denuvo anti tamper

[opaque sigil]

and yet

[viscid wind]

a friend of mine probably was the reason why denuvo was removed from payday 3

[trim estuary]

It’s incredible how well games run without Denuvo

[fast geode]

I was significantly happier before stepping into SS discussion

[viscid wind]

it's incredible how non triple a slop games run

[fast geode]

I will take this as a lesson moving forward

[cunning geode]

take a break and play some doom 2 instead

[marsh spoke]

play plutonia

[cunning geode]

👹

[opaque sigil]

get a month of gamepass and binge both blue prince and expedition 33 for like 1/7 the cost

[viscid wind]

why the fuck is sly there

i have never seen that emote in my life

[coarse leaf]

Denuvo isnt, why do you think their Rates are like 100 grand a year lmao

[cunning geode]

its an obscure emote

[azure ravine]

Silksong next week trust Ari told me in my dream

[marsh spoke]

deltarune tomorrow

[smoky nebula]

It's being spammed in the mod chat to bring it up in the numbers

[lament lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-weewee-gif-9814084210253176615

[shell yacht]

That wouldn't put it in your frequently used bar, also no we don't really use it

[viscid wind]

no its my personl frequently used i think

[cunning geode]

so you're spamming it in mods chats as a nonmod

[trim estuary]

patimas geo

[lament lotus]

reactions count

[viscid wind]

i've never reacted with it afaik

[smoky nebula]

If someone else did and then you added to that reaction

[viscid wind]

i loved when sly said "oo ice cream yum yum!"

[cunning geode]

unfortunately i dont think searching for emojis in msg history works like this

[marsh spoke]

you have to put the emoji id

iirc

[smoky nebula]

[cunning geode]

well clearly this isnt true

[viscid wind]

uhhh

[cunning geode]

broken ass application

[viscid wind]

server emojis and built in emojis behave differently

[cunning geode]

byeah prolly

[cunning geode]

welp

[viscid wind]

since those are unicode symbols

[cunning geode]

thats a lot

[normal token]

I expected a big number but not that much lol

[smoky nebula]

Wombat may be an ogre

[viscid wind]

maybe even a japanese one

[cunning geode]

thankfully im not japanese

[smoky nebula]

Aren't you like American

[cunning geode]

yeh

estadounidense

[normal token]

Or are you

[quartz cave]

I thiught you were wombanese,,,

[viscid wind]

wombat did you see this

[quartz cave]

[smoky nebula]

Non-binary in Trump's America
Doesn't sound fun

[cunning geode]

yes many times

[quartz cave]

https://tenor.com/view/cowl-gif-18268155701258089746

[cunning geode]

yeah not fun but rn im doing ok

its worse for a lot of other people

[viscid wind]

i only posted it like twice :(

in 2 different servers

i think

[cunning geode]

you may not be the only one sharing it

[opaque sigil]

that's really gonna depend on what state you're in

[cunning geode]

idk

[smoky nebula]

Wombat what state are you in

[viscid wind]

wtf,,,,, but i made it

[cunning geode]

misery

[smoky nebula]

Going to college in any state isn't fun rn

[viscid wind]

i should have plastered my copyright all over it

[pulsar remnant]

Same

[lament lotus]

top 10 gifs ever

[lone crown]

When I read “non-binary” why did my brain jump to people reading braille 😭

[cunning geode]

non-eyenary

[viscid wind]

because non binary = deaf

🙄

[lone crown]

Isnt braille for blind

[quartz cave]

Ikr i only post peak

[cunning geode]

if only they could hear braille, but they're deaf...

[smoky nebula]

Braille isn't binary
There's only one symbol in braille there's only one type of dot there aren't dots and dashes like Morse code

[lone crown]

No wait in stupid

[cunning geode]

no youre right

[smoky nebula]

There is only one gender in braille

[cunning geode]

byeah gender

[smoky nebula]

No more zeros and ones
No more men and women
Only dot

[viscid wind]

melanie

lack of dot is 0

[smoky nebula]

Shhhh

[viscid wind]

dot is 1

i'm sorry 😔

[smoky nebula]

Fuck the binary is everywhere

[pulsar remnant]

They gonna get you

[smoky nebula]

Going home to cry about the binary agenda being shoved in our faces

[opaque sigil]

you can reduce spoken language to binaries too with phonological features

[smoky nebula]

I have verbal shutdowns and am chronically online my main method of communication is text

[pulsar remnant]

That is so real

[viscid wind]

i have like 100k messages in one server

[smoky nebula]

WhICH IS ALREADY BINARY WHEN YOU STRIP IT OF THE FANCY LETTERS

We are doomed to a life of ones and zeros

[viscid wind]

i hardly talk to my irl friends

[lament lotus]

man what

[smoky nebula]

[Insert gender]pop you need to talk to your friends it's good for you

[viscid wind]

let quantum processing save us 🙏

[smoky nebula]

Being genderfluid but only in the binary will not free us from the binary

We need a spectrum

We need the infinite values between 0 and 1

[opaque sigil]

well quantum processing is still binary it's just... extra binary

it's binary multiple times

[smoky nebula]

Are you binary, tammo‽

[viscid wind]

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

[opaque sigil]

no I'm always 0

[marsh spoke]

what the fuck is quantum processing

[viscid wind]

i also have emptynet

[lament lotus]

observe

[marsh spoke]

i'm observing

[lament lotus]

i can see peter griffins face i really dont know why

[marsh spoke]

so like how does it get the infinite values between 0 and 1

[viscid wind]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_computing

[marsh spoke]

wouldnt it be in a superposition of 0 and 1 this is my very limited quantum understanding speaking

[lament lotus]

THERE HE IS

[pulsar remnant]

PETER SILKSONG

Pokémon legends Z-A has a release date

[cunning geode]

pokemon zaza

[lament lotus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920152399941861457/1021069734407573595/balls-1.gif

[cunning geode]

ideal blunt rotation (pokemon edition)
you must pick no more than 3

[lone crown]

Good thing I actually read the article cause its full of misinformation and was AI-generated

So yeah the director didn’t lie

Not live service

[cunning geode]

ah i see

[lone crown]

It was about to blow up on Reddit til i actually read the article and asked the post to be nuked

[cunning geode]

you did the thing you did the media literacy

[lone crown]

It even credited chatgpt as a source 😭 what is the world we live in

[cunning geode]

oh goodness

[lone crown]

Chatgpt is NOT a source

[cerulean knot]

Fr

[cunning geode]

its like a worse version of using wikipedia as a "source"

(wikipedia is still nice for a place to FIND sources of course)

[lament lotus]

meowscarada is a must

[cunning geode]

i know its the weed cat but its not for me

[opaque sigil]

I feel like it's gotta just be psychic pokemon right

[fast geode]

did someone cite AI as a source

[lament lotus]

a ghost or a poison type would work

[formal marsh]

do i choose trainers or pokemon

[cunning geode]

gotta have Scrafty on my list

[versed pollen]

She's the WEED CAT!!

[cunning geode]

pokemon not trainers

[pine frost]

He deleted this message which, Lmao

[formal marsh]

does it have to be anthro pokemon or can i have like a hippo smoking with me or some shit

[cunning geode]

any

[lament lotus]

chandelure might work

[pulsar remnant]

Charmeleon, sprigattito, yamask

[versed pollen]

Chandelure would be awesome

[smoky nebula]

Gimme sableye

[formal marsh]

why dont they want him though

[pulsar remnant]

If you want your life essence taken

[cunning geode]

my buddy Muk gotta have Muk

[pine frost]

Who knows, sega is stingy

[lament lotus]

ok we GOTTA have muk

[versed pollen]

Do you guys think Reshiram would smoke mad weed

[cunning geode]

zekrom can smoke reshiram's tail

[pulsar remnant]

Not reshiram but Zekrom

[pine frost]

I think so

[spare fractal]

hi everyone

[pulsar remnant]

Hi ourpke

[spare fractal]

I'm ourpke now

[pine frost]

ourple

Hello

[smoky nebula]

Hello purple patoo

[formal marsh]

gardevoir (because of that one image)
espurr (chill lil guy)
aegislash (because it'd be weird and funny)

[lament lotus]

mr mime....

[versed pollen]

Mr Mime would be nightmarish

[smoky nebula]

Grabbing psyduck dude could use a smoke

[pulsar remnant]

Espurr (nuclear bomb)

[lament lotus]

100%

[formal marsh]

the image is where some other pokemon that met an unfortunate fate in the hands of fanartists is looking shocked at it and gardevoir is like "welcome, kid" while drinking coffee with a tired expression (kind of like this)

[lament lotus]

psyduck is probably the most beneficial

[versed pollen]

World's Best Pokemon cup goes hard

[pulsar remnant]

I thought it was something worse ngl

I saw gardevoir and got scared

[versed pollen]

I've seen fanart of Reshiram drinking beer before that one went hard

[spare fractal]

damn poor gardevoir, they need some rest

[cunning geode]

oh god soju

i know what thats like

rest assured that is not a phonecall reshiram is in the proper state to be making

[versed pollen]

I feel like drawing Pokemon in oddly real situations like this is far too entertaining

[smoky nebula]

Wtf I was expecting barbeque grill dad reshiram

[pine frost]

r u reshiram irl

[pulsar remnant]

Same

[versed pollen]

Her house is going to be taken by the bank

[cunning geode]

no its definitely calling a past fling or something

[versed pollen]

I dunno what a past fling is

[pulsar remnant]

Kyurme

[cunning geode]

past partner

[pulsar remnant]

And zekrom

[cunning geode]

short lived

[inner comet]

yall sleeping on dusclops

[pulsar remnant]

He’s the one who cooks

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/sekiro-shadows-die-twice-genichiro-ashina-two-hours-of-sleep-gif-8236620067588523939

[viscid wind]

silksong will fix me

[versed pollen]

Waking up after a 1 hour nap sweaty, with the dryest throat of all time as you go stumble to get a drink

[cunning geode]

oh my god short naps and waking up sweaty sucks so much

[inner comet]

horror

[versed pollen]

Good to know this is a universal experience

[opaque sigil]

I don't take naps but I woke up this morning and my velum has felt like it was on fire all day I've been chewing ice nonstop

[lament lotus]

so thats what its called

[viscid wind]

I took 5 naps this morning

[lament lotus]

uh dont put ice in the back of your throat

[versed pollen]

It's possible that naps are all evil

[lament lotus]

i dont think thatll do you any favors tommorow

[viscid wind]

because i kept waking up and didn't feel like getting up

[opaque sigil]

I'm not I'm chewing it until it's basically just cold water

[pulsar remnant]

Real

[fiery burrow]

Me when I eat an evil pizza that messes up the soft palate instead of the hard one

[cunning geode]

im not chewin it unless it starts with T and ends with bacco

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[lament lotus]

andy did you hear

[opaque sigil]

since when did pizza hurt your hard palate

[cunning geode]

sharp crust

[opaque sigil]

?????

[fiery burrow]

You know when you eat it too hot

[lament lotus]

evil fucking pizza

[opaque sigil]

but why would you do that

[lament lotus]

if you order pizza and it comes scorching hot you should thank god

[fiery burrow]

Impatience

[coarse leaf]

Sometimes you only notice its too hot once its too late

[versed pollen]

Eat the pizza that has razor blades inside

[opaque sigil]

what do you do shovel it out of the oven and directly down your throat

[versed pollen]

I think it's worth noting that I have no clue what a hard or soft palate is

[fiery burrow]

I mean

[lament lotus]

if you overn....

[opaque sigil]

mouth parts

[lament lotus]

neither

[inner comet]

this is what the left are giving to our trick or treaters ☝️

[opaque sigil]

hard palate is the top soft palate is further back and is the nose flap

[lament lotus]

so the roof of the mouth

[fiery burrow]

You mean to say you've never burned the roof of your mouth on pizza

Crazy

[versed pollen]

Tammo enjoys cold pizza

Can't blame him

[opaque sigil]

not since I was like a toddler???

[fiery burrow]

I thought that was universal

[opaque sigil]

it's not that hard

[lament lotus]

i saw him eat frozen pizza right out of the box while i was grocery shopping

[inner comet]

as a display of biblical gluttony

[opaque sigil]

hey you promised you wouldn't tell

[inner comet]

concerning..

[lone crown]

Two words

Oreo fork

DO IT.

[viscid wind]

tomato shaped baccon?

[opaque sigil]

NO

[kindred pewter]

Astro yesterday you literally ate an hot pocket directly from the package

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-luffy-chasing-running-meme-gif-15907915291791163576

[versed pollen]

Maybe he eats frozen fish too

[lament lotus]

i lied sorry

[fiery burrow]

Something something LA blah blah electrical infetterence

[inner comet]

that's reasonable though!

[kindred pewter]

stop being an ultrakill reference

[lament lotus]

i have never ate a hot pocket liar

[fiery burrow]

I'm referencing an album thank you very much

[kindred pewter]

if I was a liar my pants would be on fi- OH MY GOD IT IS ON FIRE

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/scott-the-woz-blood-bloody-hands-gif-14123298

[kindred pewter]

oh nevermind I am stupid

[formal marsh]

are you ann

[fiery burrow]

Not that I knew about the album before ultrakill

[formal marsh]

you are not

[kindred pewter]

they are ann

[formal marsh]

@cedar trench the ann paranoia is getting to me

[kindred pewter]

star confirm this yeah?

[lament lotus]

kalina ann

[fiery burrow]

Checking random profiles to see if they are ann is like checking purple names to see if they were aluo

[kindred pewter]

but...Aluo's gone...

[fiery burrow]

Who?

[kindred pewter]

they're gone star...

[fiery burrow]

I don't recall an Aluo

[kindred pewter]

my Aluomorg

[versed pollen]

Your Aluomorg?

[formal marsh]

sometimes i feel like i can still hear him

[kindred pewter]

they keep on saying "the accident wasn't your fault" but it was!

[formal marsh]

like i can still see his fakes...

but the accident was years ago

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-kenobii-jedi-master-your-new-empire-rage-angry-gif-16384996

[viscid wind]

Why are there tons of deleted messages above in chat, who were they...

[viscid wind]

bananakin

[coral prawn]

Shadows die twice is a stupid name I am going to die way more then that

[lament lotus]

this karaoke is so peak

[viscid wind]

cornshu what is your 100% honest serious down to god unironic opinion on the Summer Game Fest situation

[coral prawn]

I don't think it will be there

Would be cool if it was

[viscid wind]

wow, your 100% honest serious down to god unironic opinion is wrong

[coral prawn]

Shame

[atomic sparrow]

no

[coral prawn]

OOOOH so thats why it didn't work I was pressing the wrong button

[viscid wind]

Wait valve is listed as a partner on sgf?

deadlock
OR
Half life X
OR
both!!

[opaque sigil]

new half life would go crazy

[shell yacht]

Old half life take it or leave it

[opaque sigil]

I mean hl2 is still peak

[lament lotus]

hl1 though...

[fiery burrow]

portal 3

[viscid wind]

Wait steam is listed, not valve

[viscid wind]

neither !!!!!

[fiery burrow]

Portal 2 shifted the aesthetic significantly now we need steampunk or magitech aperture science

[viscid wind]

https://vxtwitter.com/geoffkeighley/status/1927754199594307658

Geoff Keighley (@geoffkeighley)

We’re proud to welcome a record-setting 60+ partners for #SummerGameFest 2025, a global celebration of video games in Los Angeles this June.

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 28, 2025, 3:49 PM

geoff Keighley will be the light in my darkness, i think

[heady iron]

No team cherry
OK bye

🛏️ 🛏️ 🛏️

[viscid wind]

iirc cant partners ask not to show up? It says 60+ and there's less than 60 on the image, i think

[lament lotus]

theres still 1 more round

[viscid wind]

Isn't that xbox games showcase, which is a part of sgf

[lament lotus]

or even more

[slender musk]

Yeah I'm pretty sure that's less than 60 logos on that

But also, why wouldn't Team Cherry be prominently featured?

[shell yacht]

56 listed
4 headliners probly for later

[viscid wind]

ok but , why are apart of and a part of antonyms

[viscid wind]

Wait kinetic games? Phasmophobia?

[shell yacht]

Like probably the ones that have long in-depth demos etc, or maybe ones that don't have stuff locked in yet

I don't see EA or Ubislop

And if Bungie was on there I would have scrubbed them off

[viscid wind]

Who's bungie

halo devs that stole assets right

[upbeat elm]

Former Halo Devs that stole assets*

[cunning geode]

are you sure they're the same devs though

[shell yacht]

Anybody that still left from the Halo days is an asshole suit

[cunning geode]

https://www.reddit.com/r/halo/comments/ey5gwv/how_many_of_the_original_bungie_employees_are/ interesting post discussing this i found

[shell yacht]

They fired the music guy like 6 months ago

[cunning geode]

yeah oh my god martin o'donnell is a dick

[shell yacht]

I don't recognize that name tbh

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[cunning geode]

one of the two guys who did the music

[shell yacht]

lol

[cunning geode]

alongside michael salvatori

[shell yacht]

I can only remember salvatori

[cunning geode]

good

[viscid wind]

Also don't see hoyoverse on there although they're obviously making an appearance

[shell yacht]

Ee

Ew

[viscid wind]

but 60+

[shell yacht]

Hoyoslop

[viscid wind]

Don't let throw see this

[shell yacht]

@rocky berry

[atomic sparrow]

Also don't see team cherry on there although they're obviously making an apperance

[sharp agate]

Genshin is peak

10/10

[cunning geode]

hmm

[opaque sigil]

don't you play fortnite
glass houses bub

[cunning geode]

i play doom

my glass house

[opaque sigil]

yeah you're fine

[formal marsh]

genshin will be peak when they release another fatui harbinger

[opaque sigil]

I should replay the halo series at some point I just don't want to have to fight the fucking flood

[shell yacht]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/793128374213279776/1314461199383007243/DeathByPS1Car.gif

[cunning geode]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2915693904

[viscid wind]

Anyways only losers kill bosses

[opaque sigil]

but does it make flood not ass to fight

[shell yacht]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/793128374213279776/1301702044586872842/ThatsItGetInTheWoodChipper-1.gif

[woeful matrix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/914508501697576990/1314542204722741248/caption.gif

[atomic sparrow]

cat

[sharp agate]

I spent $500 on a character… those were dark times

[formal marsh]

which

[sharp agate]

Yelan

C6

[formal marsh]

thats at least a busted c6

i saw someone on reddit who spent money on... c6 albedo

[sharp agate]

Lmaooo

[lone crown]

Need a dispenser here

[viscid wind]

Watching summer game fest
geoff: silksong releases this month
me: holy shit this can't be real im so excited
friend: sybau ts pmo sm
hornet: yogurt
gurt: yo

[formal marsh]

chills, bro

chills

🥶

[sharp agate]

Ayooo it started today??

[upbeat elm]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[fiery burrow]

Wtf might need to try

[silver oak]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-funny-cat-cat-toy-gif-25121965

[rustic ore]

Yelan C6 is unfortunately valid

[lament lotus]

i remember gnawing on these as a kid for some reason

fucked up my cavities good

[fresh zodiac]

poor michael salvatori

good fucking bangers

[silver oak]

You mean your teeth?

[lament lotus]

yeah?

[lone crown]

What’s good with cereal if you have no milk

[lament lotus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWIW8A0G99Y

[cunning geode]

yes

[lament lotus]

water

[chilly crane]

oh hi ho de dardly dee da dum

[lament lotus]

hello gelat

[fresh zodiac]

i see devolver, i see new gungeon

i am excited

[opaque sigil]

maybe I will try it then

[cedar trench]

I like that this is a thing that happens now

[lone crown]

ParAnnoia

[cedar trench]

Speak!!!

[crude dragon]

Juice before the cereal

[lone crown]

Water it is

[formal marsh]

dry

[lone crown]

Only real response

[shell yacht]

What

[lone crown]

_ _

[lament lotus]

grind it up and eat it with whatever maybe

[shell yacht]

Oh cereal when no milk

• dry
• coffee
• put it back up

[coarse leaf]

Coffee sounds kinda peak ngl

[shell yacht]

Depends on the cereal you're eating but it can be

[sinful flare]

do you dry the cereal, then coffee the cereal and put it back up after or does the cereal get dry then coffee then puts itself back up?

[coarse leaf]

Depends on cereal tho

[sinful flare]

who dries their cereal?

[primal horizon]

hi kaan

[sinful flare]

hii krill

[primal horizon]

wtf are you saying

but hiii

[normal token]

• Geto Kaan

[sinful flare]

im trying to interpret Powdered "27,239 Days " Water's message

[primal horizon]

that’s pretty awesome tbh

[sinful flare]

its my favorite activity

[primal horizon]

like trying to interpret art

[shell yacht]

I can't tell if you're actually confused or if you're just meming

[sinful flare]

oh wait i just understood what you meant

those were the options you would choose from if you had cereal but no milk

[shell yacht]

Yes lol

[sinful flare]

ah

[fiery burrow]

coffee?

Might be worse than coffee icecream

[coarse leaf]

Nah nah consider it for a bit, i thought so at first too but depending on the cereal it might go hard honeslty

[fiery burrow]

Good coffee has milk in it

Just use the milk

[rocky berry]

Ok

[shell yacht]

Look here you lil shit

[fiery burrow]

So you're just making coffee cereal willingly?

Nasty

[coarse leaf]

Oh man now i want some Coffee

[fiery burrow]

You're not old enough to be drinking coffee smh

[coarse leaf]

45 minutes ago you thought I was 30

[shell yacht]

Yato? 2020 join, they're 4

[shell yacht]

You do realize the point here is when milk is not available

[coarse leaf]

For legal reasons I shall make no comments regarding this statement

[fiery burrow]

Milkless coffee though

[coarse leaf]

Also actually 2020 join i thought 2021 lol

[shell yacht]

Well I've quit coffee for quite a while now but black coffee isn't that terrible, depends on entirely on the brand and the beans and all that tho

[coarse leaf]

Little sugar maybe depending on how you feel, aint nothing better

[shell yacht]

And putting it in sugary cereal is a good equalizer for most cereal

[full ledge]

Ketchup

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/apocalypse-hotel-yachiyo-can't-read-cant-read-i-can't-read-gif-9281018970212585046

[open narwhal]

hi powderded

powdered

[open narwhal]

Ketchup has to be the second worst condiment ever made

[coral prawn]

sorrry

[open narwhal]

np corn

[full ledge]

That is the falsest thing ever said

[open narwhal]

no I'm not even kidding I cannot fathom how people eat that thing

[full ledge]

Ketchup is top tier

[open narwhal]

Well at least it's not mayonnaise

[coral prawn]

TRUE

[lament lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/elmiser-that-friend-that-friend-who-doesn't-like-anything-that-friend-gif-10083791447464456843

[open narwhal]

mayonnaise is probably up there with the guillotine and nuclear weapons in the worst human inventions list

[versed pollen]

I'm not sure there's a lot of condiment competition to be fair

[coral prawn]

marmite is peak iirc

[sharp agate]

Will yall please watch Ranma 1/2

[versed pollen]

The guillotine was used to kill rich people though

[lament lotus]

guillotine is probably a good invention

[open narwhal]

mayonnaise smells so pungent and honestly it makes me nauseous

[lament lotus]

fuck type of mayo you eating

[shell yacht]

Howdy

[formal marsh]

@shell yacht bomb

[open narwhal]

what types of mayo are there

bad worse and worst mayo

or I don't eat mayo tbf

I cannot even stand the smell to begin with

so i cant even imagine eating it

[shell yacht]

Yeah Mayo is nasty

[versed pollen]

Everytime I've had a condiment I think it's, like, ok, and then move on

[sharp agate]

Breh Mayo on nachos is good af yall tripping

[open narwhal]

this has to a bannable offense

MODS DO YOUR JOB

[shell yacht]

You want to hear something worse though, this is @marsh ibex level, my best friend said the homemade ramen he made made his stomach upset I said why what did you put into it? || Blue cheese dressing||

[marsh ibex]

WHO SUMMONED ME

oh hi

[shell yacht]

Howdy

[coarse leaf]

Thats fucked up

[marsh ibex]

i’d eat that

[shell yacht]

Nasty ass

[versed pollen]

I do not know what blue cheese dressing is

[marsh ibex]

But only once

simply to try it

[coarse leaf]

No way bro just said on nachos

[open narwhal]

Mayonnaise smells so terrible it's almost as bad as pickles

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/chubangster-pizza-classic-pizza-delicious-feed-me-gif-26149590

[marsh ibex]

you know

this should count as nsfw

[versed pollen]

Slons is that you

[open narwhal]

UP

[shell yacht]

Lol

[marsh ibex]

Idk why but it just

Exudes a filthy aura

[lament lotus]

least avid ranch lover

[shell yacht]

Yeah it's that disgusting I agree

[normal token]

Nono Joker has a point

[coarse leaf]

I dont feel safe watching this at work ngl, jokers got a point

[sinful flare]

hiii

[lament lotus]

much needed edit

[lament lotus]

hi person ranch lover

wait shit

[sinful flare]

mr is Fine ...

[open narwhal]

briar players dttm

[sinful flare]

drututt is briar player

idk why briar is so broken and easy win though

[open narwhal]

I think it's the boblow effect

all champs work in boblow

even fiora works in boblow

I played against a fiora today

my toplaner went 0/12

I balded

I'm back to 220 LP

[cedar trench]

I'M LOSING MY MARBLE LETTING THAT AR GO

50 SHOTS STICKS DO YOU PEOPLE SOMETHING HORRIBLE

[sinful flare]

boblow = burst and healing that works based on kit cooldown?

[kindred pewter]

who here wants to test their yuri senses

[open narwhal]

boblow as in the intelligence of the audience group of bob the builder but instead of intelligence its elo

[shell yacht]

How

[kindred pewter]

https://www.sporcle.com/games/TheDahliaBlooms/kirby-or-yuri

[sinful flare]

true..

[shell yacht]

Lol

[kindred pewter]

I got 67%

my yuri senses needs to be sharpened....

[lament lotus]

ok now I GOTTA see this

[shell yacht]

I think I just got 12 of them wrong right off the bat holy shit

[lament lotus]

chat idrk...

[chilly crane]

(living in the city) you know you gotta surivie

[normal token]

I bullshitted p much all of it

[normal token]

YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE

[shell yacht]

These titles are so fucking stupid

[lament lotus]

57%.... not even passing

but really these titles are so dumb 😭

[inner comet]

locking the hell in.

[kindred pewter]

no one has yet come close to my score

[shell yacht]

Me doing this stupid quiz and getting almost all of them wrong

[kindred pewter]

so it seems, my yuri is truly the best

[inner comet]

hop off kirby ost its all peak

[carmine island]

Hey gang

[kindred pewter]

muffin scroll up

[normal token]

I need to up my kirby game cuz I actually only knew like 5 titles

[chilly crane]

dude who came up with this lol

[marsh ibex]

my hamstrings

[carmine island]

Goodbye I will be scrolling forever

[marsh ibex]

This is gonna be so easy

[lament lotus]

off?

[cedar trench]

Signifying nothing

[shell yacht]

The fact that these names are so easily mixed up is fucking hilarious I was dying laughing the entire time
Like what do you mean the one about black holes and stars isn't from Kirby and the one about friendship and flowers n shit is

[kindred pewter]

joker in the next few minutes get 25%

[carmine island]

I got bored

[kindred pewter]

I was confused of that one where the "monster preys dog" is yuri and not kirby

[formal marsh]

lmfao

[shell yacht]

That was bait that sounded yaoi

[kindred pewter]

EXACTLY

THAT SOUNDED LIKE YAOI

[shell yacht]

Also I don't think I've heard of a single one of these series either

[tawdry valley]

I don’t know what yuri is, and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

[lament lotus]

water you read yuri?

[shell yacht]

Yuri - lesbian
Yaoi - gay

[tawdry valley]

Is that it

[lament lotus]

yes

[south vigil]

yep

[lament lotus]

its just weeb term

[tawdry valley]

Got it

[cedar trench]

lesbian content

[shell yacht]

And no I haven't really read any Yuri that I can immediately recall

[formal marsh]

i cant read

[shell yacht]

I'm less of a manga reader nowadays and more anime

[cedar trench]

i don't "watch" or "read" yuri stuff i make it

#beastm

ode

[chilly crane]

i got 41/84 or 49%

[inner comet]

tsk tsk tsk

[kindred pewter]

Lune sucks! guys dw the person can't read this message

[kindred pewter]

WHAAT

[chilly crane]

how the FUCK

[kindred pewter]

I got...surpassed..

HOW

[inner comet]

in fairness im kind of a huge kirby geek

[shell yacht]

Your Spotify has to be like all Kirby soundtrack or something

[kindred pewter]

it can't be, IMPOSSIBLE

[chilly crane]

i think this guy reads yuri

[shell yacht]

I knew it

[kindred pewter]

yeah

[marsh ibex]

Okay well you’re a fucking nerd

[inner comet]

yall dont know Puppet Offering like i do

[kindred pewter]

WHAT EVEN IS PUPPET OFFERING/?!?!

[formal marsh]

alexa, explode this user

[marsh ibex]

It was not easy btw

[shell yacht]

HOW

[inner comet]

its peak

[marsh ibex]

honestly when I got them wrong I was like “yeah that makes sense”

[cedar trench]

i listen to the scrabble instrumental and i begin to cry

[kindred pewter]

I kneel, for my ego has been destroyed

fire devil....who knew you would read yuri

[inner comet]

my JAM https://youtu.be/mNXQRy97NL0?si=C-yk6UBIG7Aazbhz

[marsh ibex]

I got 60% I’m not like you I’m slightly worse

[kindred pewter]

soo basically

[marsh ibex]

OH that’s what that’s called?

[kindred pewter]

I'm still better

[chilly crane]

dude kirby games can get so weird and dark sometimes

[marsh ibex]

I know the song but not the name

[inner comet]

theyre really interesting

[marsh ibex]

yeah hyness’s boss theme is pretty good

[lament lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/sesame-street-sped-up-dj-elmo-dancing-ernie-dance-gif-23245789

[kindred pewter]

yeah, like when kirby soloed goku

[marsh ibex]

Yeah like the time kirby met samus

fym no

[inner comet]

for phase 2 they pull out the italian 😭
"La follia d'amore" or smth

[kindred pewter]

it's simply not true

[marsh ibex]

kirby did meet samus

[normal token]

False, misinformation even

[inner comet]

this NEVER happened.

[marsh ibex]

It was dreamland 3 I think

[carmine island]

@glossy berry

[kindred pewter]

jokey you can't spread misinformation online

[chilly crane]

its pretty funny that like when people think of kirby tey think of the little pink guy running through like a meadow and eating cake but liike the majority of kirby games have kanye face some sortr of cosmic horror god

[cedar trench]

i am outside. Someone makes a "kirby is actually sooooo dark lololol" joke in public. I am in public at the moment. I jump out of whatever position i am taking at the moment to bite their jugular. My chipped left canine is the only one to cause a skin level abrasion. The person gets tetanus and dies

[marsh ibex]

fym misinformation

[normal token]

That's Metroid, not Samus

[marsh ibex]

https://youtu.be/jXC8F5XmnUg?si=fqyrDc__4L_1YYCx

[cedar trench]

KANYE???

[marsh ibex]

MY HAMSTRINGS

FUCK

[fiery burrow]

yrue...

[kindred pewter]

is that really samus??? we don't even see them fully?? smh jokey spreads misinformation yet again

[cedar trench]

kanye at the end of the graduation trilogy fighting the final boss (he wishes to be white so it's only fair for him to wield the star rod and fight "dark matter")

[chilly crane]

joker how can you call someone a nerd for getting 80% of kirby or yuri right but then not also call yourself a nerd when you know this obscure fact about an obscure kirby game from 1997

[lament lotus]

WHAT 😭

[cedar trench]

s/o one of the greatest tweets of all time

[chilly crane]

i saw that i typed kanye instead of kirby but i chose to leave it in because i thought it was funny

[kindred pewter]

you are not that guy

[inner comet]

thanks, The Guy

[chilly crane]

im my new oc the chill guy

[marsh ibex]

it’s not obscure

‘S like calling the konami code obscure

[chilly crane]

ok nerd

[lament lotus]

talking like he knows it

[formal marsh]

how young do you have to be to not know the konami code

[inner comet]

anything kirby related from before 2000 is obscure sadly

lost media

[tawdry valley]

Yesterday some freak walked in here who had never played a Mario game

[lament lotus]

thats me

[tawdry valley]

Not even a browser version of 1:1??

[lament lotus]

nope

[tawdry valley]

Pac man

[lament lotus]

ive only seen people play it

[tawdry valley]

Tetris

[lament lotus]

actually scratch that i did play party

i have played pac man and tetris

[tawdry valley]

Yeah close enough

Phew

[formal marsh]

having mario party be the only mario game youve ever played is crazy

[lament lotus]

i own a switch too which is funny

[inner comet]

horrifying

[formal marsh]

WHAT

[inner comet]

SINFUL

[formal marsh]

so its not just a matter of not pirating + not owning nintendo consoles

youre just weird like that

[lament lotus]

never been interested

[tawdry valley]

What’s your goddamn excuse

[formal marsh]

why did you get a switch then

😭

[lament lotus]

splatoon

i love splatoon

[inner comet]

oh...oh thats based then

[tawdry valley]

It’s like the worst possible answer

[lament lotus]

the switch itself is splatoon edition too

[inner comet]

HAPPY 10th BIRTHDAY SPLATOON FRANCHISE

[lament lotus]

man idc about mario im sorry

unfortunate slipup

[tawdry valley]

That’s fine, but you gotta PLAY it

[inner comet]

i felt betrayed