sk-discussion

[kindred pewter]

oh nvm, there's a muffin in r/silksong that's why

[carmine island]

My discord tag is even in the image

Smh Garm

I mean uh no it’s not I’m ennea and this is muffins photo

[steady sage]

lore enthusiasts, send this guy to #hk-lore now :3

[kindred pewter]

yeah i forgot you were muffin and not ennea

[carmine island]

That was close good save on my part

[carmine island]

No I’m ennea

Look at the name

I’m not muffin guys I’m ennea trust me

[coral prawn]

Yeah no one would lie in the internet

Thats just rude

[carmine island]

Exactly

And even if I’m not ennea (who I am) who is?

[kindred pewter]

@rustic ore

[carmine island]

???

You just pinged muffin

[kindred pewter]

that's ENNEA!!'

[carmine island]

IM ENNEA

YOU PINGED US BOTH

[kindred pewter]

NO

YOU'RE MUFFIN

[carmine island]

IM ENNEA

[carmine island]

Pinged? pung?

Garm read the name it’s ennea not muffin

[glossy berry]

oh heya ennea

[coral prawn]

Hello ennea

[carmine island]

Hi Mae!

Mae something strange happened today

I found a copy of the king in yellow at my local library

[glossy berry]

oh????

[carmine island]

Not even registered in the library system

Like it was there waiting for me…

[glossy berry]

you need to pick it up actually physical book copies my belove-
hm

[glossy berry]

it was !!

just for you!

[carmine island]

I’m just kidding it was borrowed out

[carmine island]

Tbh sitting in bed staring at my phone screen reading tiny little words in pitch black darkness probably isn’t great for my eyes or sleep

So I’m hoping for whoever borrowed it to return it soon

[regal sparrow]

Hello gamings

[carmine island]

I’m like frothing at the mouth scratching at my arms and neck

[young saffron]

good evening

[carmine island]

Eyes are bloodshot my breaths are ragged and sharp

[regal sparrow]

How are y’all

[carmine island]

Need that sweet sweet good book

[fresh zodiac]

im about to play destiny 2

[regal sparrow]

You’re fiiiine

[fresh zodiac]

i wanna have that armed sparrow

[young saffron]

hungry, gonna play some clairs wbu

[regal sparrow]

You’re NOT fine /j

[carmine island]

I’m actually doing great

[fresh zodiac]

thats literally juno overwatch in your pfp

[regal sparrow]

Nothin much just up past midnight for me

[carmine island]

I’m waiting patiently for this book to be returned

[regal sparrow]

I hate the game tho I don’t even play it voluntarily

I just like Juno :3

[carmine island]

Does this imply you play it involuntarily?

[regal sparrow]

Yes

[carmine island]

Oh you poor soul

[fresh zodiac]

ok thats fair

[regal sparrow]

Basically I only play when friends @ me to get on

[carmine island]

Oh tahst fair enough

[regal sparrow]

It’s tolerable as a group messing around (not always tho)

I genuinely like the characters and world but THEY ARE BUMS AND DO NOTHING!

Anyways guys silk songing silk discussion

[viscid wind]

How the fuck does one get super bum

[glossy berry]

true...
probably closer to matching the vibes of vague insanity the book incites than an actual bound copy though

[viscid wind]

In what circumstance would you get all the bums in one run

r key question card?

[regal sparrow]

Gang is it copium to say little bomey’s most recent tweet and the crazy pills tweet both point to something on May 17-18

[viscid wind]

the subreddit is leaking

[carmine island]

Mae I have manic depression we are well past the vibes of vague insanity

Me when I forget to fucking hit the reply button

[viscid wind]

demantia :(

[carmine island]

What’s demanyia?

[viscid wind]

I don't remember

[regal sparrow]

I don’t even use Reddit, im just a goober who’s lost it long ago

I have seen it vaguely though

[carmine island]

Oh so I strangle someone and I need to be detained but when he does it it’s ok because Silksong? Some fucked up world we live in

[glossy berry]

oh same hm
entirely immune to the play the way i already had enough going on

[regal sparrow]

It’s the world powers and governments trying to push people like us down ofc

[viscid wind]

What if william is just rolling random days on a roulette and makings tweets related to the date he got

[regal sparrow]

Likely scenario

[glossy berry]

they're oppressing your right to choke people out specifically its so fucked

[viscid wind]

What if Ari was the most powerful person ever

[glossy berry]

1984

[viscid wind]

Farenheit 451

[carmine island]

Fucked up

They just hate silly guys like me

[regal sparrow]

It is fun creating theories out of something that’s not intentional tho, at least I think so,

I just keep in mind it’s least likely scenario that it is

[carmine island]

Have you already told me this? I feel like I knew that but I don’t remember

I’ve got the dementia

[glossy berry]

i can't remember things sorry :D
maybe! either that or i just have The Vibes

[carmine island]

Me when I don’t actually know anything because I forgot

[glossy berry]

psychically predict my mental illness

[regal sparrow]

You have dementia too?

You have dementia too?

[carmine island]

No I remember everything clearly

With a few hundred exceptions

[regal sparrow]

Are you sure?

[viscid wind]

pretty sure

[regal sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[viscid wind]

Threw a,,,,, uhhhh,,, something,,,,,, somewhere

[carmine island]

Guess who’s finally getting his dementia

[regal sparrow]

Anyways gotta go to bed

[carmine island]

Goodnight

[viscid wind]

Don't let the purple air hurt

[carmine island]

Dream of something cool

I dream of myself because I’m awesome

[regal sparrow]

I am a super duper prophet tho ‘round may 18 watch out (source: trust me bro)

[glossy berry]

important video

[glossy berry]

sleep well ‼️

[carmine island]

Not me Mae but sure

I will have to go to bed now

[glossy berry]

😟

banished you to sleep by accident

[carmine island]

Look what you’ve done

[regal sparrow]

Peak

[glossy berry]

for shame.

[carmine island]

I’m cursed to sweet dreams and comfy pillows

[viscid wind]

What if purple air means purple gas (song released june 7) summer game fest since it's june 7 by the time it starts in Australia means summer game fest news

[regal sparrow]

Me saying super makes me want to play more mario & luigi superstar saga soon

[glossy berry]

purple gas refers to how iodine looks when it sublimates

which is a hint to the fact that ari has contracted iodine toxicity

and theyre delaying skong again

[glossy berry]

such a terrible fate

[viscid wind]

what if it's actually william that got it because it causes delirium which explains the choked a man and he had his wife's face or something

Delirium?

[glossy berry]

the final boss of silksong will telefrag you

[glossy berry]

the lore grows

[viscid wind]

You're telling me william is going to remove blank card from silk soul mode despite it being hardly defensive

[carmine island]

Also like wdym vague insanity at least in the repairer of reputations hildred was not at all sound of mind

[tawdry valley]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-gif-23415706

[carmine island]

Like when he sees the a golden crown adorn with jewels in reality it’s made of brass and paste kept inside a biscuit box that he thinks is a steel safe with a complex combination lock

[viscid wind]

the new tf2 update is so weitd

like apparently they gave the voice back to f2p and at the same time not?

[kindred pewter]

install the invincible isaac mod

[viscid wind]

qol mod

Holy shit hi edmid

[kindred pewter]

edith you need to stop playing

[viscid wind]

how do i make a twitter account ?

[kindred pewter]

DON'T

[glossy berry]

what are your personal never take deals out of curiosity

[viscid wind]

shade obviously

plan c, blood rights, monster manual, book of the bread, missing page 2, sac dagger, black powder, dark prince crown, death's list, lil delirium, 2spooky, blood oath, pound of flesh, sanguine bond

[young saffron]

Y'all is Xbox game pass worth it?

[tawdry valley]

It’s kind of absurd tbh

[young saffron]

What do you mean?

[tawdry valley]

20usd a month and you play like fifty 30-80usd games

[young saffron]

Hmm, when they tell things like for example "silksong day 1" does that mean as long as I have a game pass I can access silksong?

[tawdry valley]

Not being subbed to gamepass loses you the games is the catch

[young saffron]

And like what if I miss a month's payment do I lose my games progress (until I pay again)

those are my doubts

[young saffron]

Ah shit

[tawdry valley]

From what I know you keep progress in the Microsoft/xbox account

The other catch is that they’re bound to increase the price

over and over again. Which will be especially irritating once you’ve spent a lot of time on a lot of gamepass games

[young saffron]

I'm gonna assume they have regional pricing since it's only 12 dollars for me according to the website

[tawdry valley]

For ultimate?

[young saffron]

Oh wait that's 19

[tawdry valley]

Ya

ultimate is what you’d want if you were on pc

I’ll also say that being patient and waiting for sales is arguably cheaper in the long term

Also gamepass will realistically have like 5 games you care about.

I think the best case scenario is to use gamepass as a rental service

[young saffron]

Hmm I think I'm gonna hold off game pass atm

[tawdry valley]

“Yeah I can do what I want with x game for a month”

Pay the subscription and then bailout.

[young saffron]

Come back to it maybe after silksong and that's a big maybw

[tawdry valley]

I doubt silksong will be a game you want to gamepass

Besides being the same cost or as cheap, you’ll probably come back to it within more than one month of access

[normal token]

Ye, whenever Silksong releases it'll be available on gamepass

I like that they went fuck it and decided to port SS to all current modern platforms, come so far from just switch and pc

If the latter still held true we probs would've got the game by now but the more the merrier

[lament lotus]

gnawing on soda can tabs

[glossy berry]

no

[glossy berry]

you keep the progress yeah

[quartz cave]

Depends on the person honestly, i love it

[glossy berry]

silksong will be on gamepass yeah
if youre getting it just for that, don't. you are paying the price for a full licence of the game to access it for 1 month

[quartz cave]

Yeah that

[viscid wind]

does william's bio "every day we changin" reference tainted eden

[young saffron]

Yeah that's why I wanted to hold off at the minimum after silksong

[kindred pewter]

FUCK TAINTED EDEN

ALL MY HOMIES HATE TAINTED EDEN!!!

[coral prawn]

T eden is the second worst character and its not even close

[viscid wind]

I unlocked easy mode

[viscid wind]

doesnt seem too bad

[lapis oyster]

Every day? Bro changes every second

[patent forum]

No, you may be getting days confused with seconds

To clarify, if something happens every day it happens every day, not every second

[quiet token]

ngl tainted eden is one of my favorite characters, like top 7 atleast

[gray parcel]

Someone breathes every second smh

[lament lotus]

ohhh

[sinful flare]

which one is your favorite

[quiet token]

Forgotten probably

[sinful flare]

forgotten does go hard

mine is tainted jacob

[quiet token]

Anomalous creature

[patent heath]

Bro they had so much budget for this one scene.

I mean, having hair animation is crazy.

[viscid wind]

i dont have a favourite

[coral prawn]

T maggy is probably my favorite

No thinking just run in to everything

[strange gulch]

I sure do hope macebug reappears in silksong

[viscid wind]

t maggy mains when their one item complete invincibility is no longer one item complete invcincibility

[stoic sigil]

Hop on Helldivers guys

[chilly crane]

Everybooody

[formal karma]

Though it's been a few days with no post- here's day 150 of posting cardinals until silksong releases

At least there's a smooch in this one. Spring is great

[cedar trench]

the conclave was less than a week ago you had plenty cardinals to post

[viscid wind]

Why the fuck is the fortnite bttle pass so short

it started so recently and it's only there until june 7th? bullshit

or is that july 6

[pulsar remnant]

Are you American

It’s probably American dates

Month/day/year

[trim estuary]

It's a miniseason

[viscid wind]

I WANT THE GRIEVOS BUT I HAVE EXAMS SO NO GET GRIEVOS AND MY V BUCKS BACK

i have like 900 v buck

[trim estuary]

Grievous is the easiest unlock and not even out yet

[viscid wind]

well yeah it's the hidden one

but i said AND my v bucks back

[trim estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-tongue-no-shake-head-shakes-head-gif-266031360104092246

[viscid wind]

im not american but fortnite is

[viscid wind]

Honestly couldnt agree more

[nimble raptor]

month long season

it’s stupid

[viscid wind]

thats like the dumbest fucking thing you could do what

[nimble raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-ena-dream-bbq-ena-game-ena-joel-g-ena-true-gif-17386816190390863244

[viscid wind]

can we move may 4th to like july

xd

[nimble raptor]

Who knew fromsoftware hates pc players
Why is ds3 like this

[viscid wind]

fromsoftware hates pc players

[fresh zodiac]

may is gonna be so fucking boring

yeayea new doom game but aside all else NOTHING IS HAPPENNIN

[nimble raptor]

Nightreign

[viscid wind]

i wish may was boring

unfortunately we got news on the first day which ruined all of it

[pulsar remnant]

2 days

[fresh zodiac]

fuck you mean

[pulsar remnant]

2 days until Doom: The Dark Ages

[nimble raptor]

Oh yeah

[fresh zodiac]

wasnt it may 13th

[nimble raptor]

Just like 2 days until silksong

Right

[pulsar remnant]

No it says 15th on google

[viscid wind]

Was ari gibson the pure vessel all along

[silver oak]

https://tenor.com/view/the-horse-horse-agreement-agree-the-horse-of-agreement-gif-17052967400354914054

[rapid abyss]

Nba is scripted

[viscid wind]

horse race tests are scripted

[finite prawn]

Is silksong out yet?

[deep laurel]

like what?

[cunning geode]

early access

[rustic ore]

who the fuck pinged me

[warped rock]

i wouldn't know

[tawny gorge]

the silksong… the silksong is real

[lament lotus]

server tags are so ass dude

[sharp agate]

Good morning

[fiery burrow]

any song recommendations

[fresh zodiac]

2econd 2ight 2eer

banger

[fiery burrow]

already listened its good

[fresh zodiac]

fuck yeah

[pulsar remnant]

Any song from persona 5

[sharp agate]

Birds of a Feather Such a beautiful ballad

[young saffron]

Breezeblocks - alt j

[rocky flicker]

Have u listened to risk of rain 2 music and did you like it

If yes listen to everything by seraphine noir

It’s like risk of rain 2 music but jazz

[full rune]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0mtLRBe9Bque4wGbb7LmGg

[nimble raptor]

really bothered me not being able to change any of my keybinds
it also thinks I apparently want to use a controller
I've never touched a controller in my life

[slate wagon]

space cowboy

[warped umbra]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbqjJVPa-WM

[nimble raptor]

Fields of Gold by Stalled

and Whisper by linger escape

[quick swan]

double monk by igorrr

[lament lotus]

d

[chilly crane]

There’s this underground band called the Beatles and they have a song called here comes the sun you might have heard of it

[leaden delta]

https://youtu.be/4IYEqFmmjeI?si=q9EUhvGaDFfVnPu7

[viscid wind]

cryign to a song

[sharp agate]

Can yall help me? How do i gain temporary strength to go to work? Got a fever and chills but cant call in

[kindred pewter]

get like a focus point that gives you motivation

[lament lotus]

did you use up all your sick days or something

[lament lotus]

42 ibuprofens

[pulsar remnant]

That unlocks the meaning of life so maybe 43

[lament lotus]

no man dont do that

[supple widget]

Lose your job, not worth it

[brittle arch]

how bad

[neon adder]

Crush up a breakfast burrito in a mortar and pestle then put it in a blender with 2 large eggs and a protein shake

[pulsar remnant]

Inject pure caffeine into your veins

[neon adder]

It sound stupid, that’s because it is

[marsh ibex]

thug it out but preferably call out

[leaden sable]

i got muted T.T

SO OGRE

anyway what’s happening here

[chilly crane]

Death

Ok nvm that was corny

[rapid abyss]

Joker how do you cope with the worst human in the world saying something you actually agree with

[shell yacht]

Pretend you came up with it

[viscid wind]

Have an identity crisis

[pulsar remnant]

Be okay with it you can agree with something the worst person does. Like Hitler hated smoking and I agree with him on that ideal just not the others.

[marsh ibex]

Realize that someone can have decent thoughts on occasion whilst being a garbage entity

[pulsar remnant]

Joker who’s your favorite party member in p5r

[lament lotus]

take a wild guess

[marsh ibex]

yusuke

[coral prawn]

So real

[pulsar remnant]

Mine is ||crow||

[marsh ibex]

nice

[idle orbit]

hell yeah

will wood is so good

[fresh zodiac]

I LOVE WILL WOOD

[idle orbit]

my favorite rn is probably like

venetian blind man

[cedar trench]

my friend group used to be so funny there was this honest to god nazi who wanted to implement a ruleset no one followed or gave a fuck about

[idle orbit]

or karen thannsaidgawgih you for the casserole

[subtle flint]

oh fuck yeah i hit googol

does that mean i won

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[subtle flint]

https://tenor.com/view/goob-fox-gif-18228133295978931538

[lament lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1054507558724980806/1340550059430908015/car_bath_flip.gif

[kindred pewter]

holy fuck wet car

[serene chasm]

Car wash

[cunning geode]

great band and great doom level

[wicked creek]

E1331 IS THE DSN HOST TODAY

[spare fractal]

Hi Curly!

[wicked creek]

HE IS A HUMAN

[silver oak]

ok

[atomic sparrow]

oh kay

[lament lotus]

discord server tags gotta be the most corny addition this app has made

[kindred pewter]

ok so the theories of E1331 being William is out of the window

[cyan forum]

hey guys

anyone here watch GQuuuuuuX?

[sinful flare]

when are we having an E1331 tag

[silver oak]

There’s a goon tag from some server and dyno kept automuting people who put it on

[kindred pewter]

that's it, all r/silksong users must be KILLED!

[atomic sparrow]

EPIC win

[lament lotus]

LMAO

serves them right

[kindred pewter]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WORD IS RESERVED FOR HIGHER PEOPLE?!?!?

[silver oak]

lol

[kindred pewter]

I thought we could say the g word, and instead, my freedom was STRIPPED

well it makes sense for the word to not be allowed to be said from commoners but still

[cedar trench]

hahah stripped

[kindred pewter]

the tags are helpful if I ever have to make fun of someone

"Don't talk to me with that my hero academia tag"

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[kindred pewter]

Andy, we should make thick concrete walls that seperate r/silksong users and this server right?

[spare fractal]

could this technically be considered mod abuse?

[kindred pewter]

well, if you have the position to say that word, it's more of a power move than anything

[kindred pewter]

yeah but with turrets to shoot them down, few snipers to get the quick ones, we'll also have to make the walls stronger in case any r/silksong uers brings a tank

[silver oak]

yes

[kindred pewter]

well atleast you're honest

still Necro, I feel saddened that I can't use that word, I would only use it for educational purposes

[silver oak]

You can say henchman

[spare fractal]

Okay, just straight up admitting that what you did was mod abuse without giving a shit is kind of a power move

[cyan forum]

what is the g word

[kindred pewter]

it's a word for henchman

[cyan forum]

ohh

[atomic sparrow]

yes yes !

[kindred pewter]

if I could say it, it would be funny, but I can't, cause big brother is watching

[silver oak]

share with your friends

[cyan forum]

i get watchu mean baws

[worn loom]

[cyan forum]

you know

[kindred pewter]

yeah yeah yeah that word

[cyan forum]

all of ss-discussion is like a big family

like the sopranos

[worn loom]

whats the precice chance of silksong tommorow

[kindred pewter]

and then those r/silksong users, they are nothing but [REDACTED]

[cyan forum]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-put-me-in-the-water-panic-attack-tony-soprano-panic-attack-tony-soprano-fish-gif-3493105410589076005

[silver oak]

[kindred pewter]

necro you're also part of the family

[silver oak]

🏃

[cyan forum]

don't worry about it, just like our italian friends

we can just remove whoever steps out of line

[frozen frigate]

might watch 2001: A Space Odyssey

[cedar trench]

let's not stretch the definition

[frozen frigate]

oh wow that movie is way older than i thought it was

[silver oak]

It’s from 2001

[cedar trench]

r/silksong is like uhhhhhhhh and #sk-discussion is like uhhhhh

what i'm saying is everyone can come to r/silksong, say the exact same thing as everyone else and people will engage with it and share their thoughts

[frozen frigate]

yerg thats what i thiught

[cedar trench]

yknow, as if anything of substance was said

completely humorless place

one person came up with a pretty good troll and it just devolved from there

i wish i were E1331 so i could make fun of gullible people and then have them still suck my boots off after the fact

maybe i am E1331

[cyan forum]

yeah well i was thinking more of the regulars we have here and stuff

[sharp agate]

Any Mavericks fan here?

[kindred pewter]

no, r/silksong is worse, it deserves the deepest parts of pain, all of it

[cyan forum]

besides i'm not saying it's a good thing

[cedar trench]

bit corny

[kindred pewter]

sorry my r/silksong hater arc is going on right now

[cedar trench]

i never had an "arc"

[cyan forum]

take what they did to kirbstar for example

[kindred pewter]

it's like a one piece arc, so it's going to take decades to finish

[atomic sparrow]

how many pieces ?

[cyan forum]

man pretty much slipped and spilled his coffee on accident and got shot twice in the head for it

[kindred pewter]

one....

[silver oak]

six months pieces

[sinful flare]

two

[atomic sparrow]

getting pretty different answers here

ig I should trust the mod
six pieces it is

[kindred pewter]

the mods are never trustworthy andy

[silver oak]

r/silksong ran into one (1) competent troll and completely fell apart

It was pretty impressive

[atomic sparrow]

speaking of trolls

[cedar trench]

the mods were on it too

[tawdry valley]

r/silksong [ ] and fell apart
I think a state of hysteria is just the committed bit of that subreddit

[cedar trench]

i don't know if i respect that or i think it's even dumber

[kindred pewter]

"Why do you hate singing"
"because singing killed my grandma"
"now leave me alone"

Not even breaking bad can top this sceen from trolls

[tawdry valley]

It’s boring to be sensible or whatever

[silver oak]

I mean yeah it’s a bit

[atomic sparrow]

truth

[cedar trench]

a fake state of hysteria

[silver oak]

They’re gonna need some real overhaul when the game actually comes out

[cedar trench]

which makes it even more lame because everyone is so dramatic in there

[tawdry valley]

So will this channel, funny enough

[atomic sparrow]

i should make a new account and post that fake I made without tagging it just to mess with them

[kindred pewter]

or their infection spreads, causing it to evolve into something hideous

[cedar trench]

imagine you open a subreddit for information and then boom theater kids

[silver oak]

We’re in a much better position then they are

[cyan forum]

never got the "going insane" part either

[cedar trench]

this channel can even sometimes talk about silksong

[silver oak]

1. There was actual discussion here for years

[cyan forum]

no bro, you're just unfunny and annoying

[formal marsh]

tbf the troll wasnt even good
like, a community member known for shitposting and trolling started a countdown... and people somehow got hyped over it??

[tawdry valley]

For sure. Im very happy we’re at a point where I avoid this channel cause it can have actual spoilers now

[silver oak]

2. there still is sometimes

[kindred pewter]

this chat is insane, but not THAT insane

[cedar trench]

no one is insane here

[kindred pewter]

r/silksong haters will believe a fake leaker over anything

[kindred pewter]

buddy you are talking to me

[cedar trench]

when mom tells me to get a job but she doesn't know i just clocked out of my 9-5 sending death threats to brazilian teenagers over silksong

[formal marsh]

this is how you know the game will be good

[silver oak]

3. It’s not too difficult to lock shit down in discord

[formal marsh]

hey im a brazilian teenager

[cedar trench]

see?

[silver oak]

like really shut it down

[kindred pewter]

yo is this silksong??

where's the yuri tag???

[tawdry valley]

You can’t be more than one teenager silly

[atomic sparrow]

I think that's uhhh dead by day light

wait no wrong one risk of rian ?

[formal marsh]

its dangnaroinpa but new

[atomic sparrow]

darn it

[formal marsh]

hop on

[cedar trench]

risk of rain graphic violence

[kindred pewter]

oh this game

[fiery burrow]

All regulars banned

[cedar trench]

hell yeah

dude never ask 2020 ann where she used to hang around

[kindred pewter]

well where the hell am I going

[formal marsh]

you either get banned a regular
or live long enough to become a mod

😔

[fiery burrow]

ss-offtopic

[kindred pewter]

who else will spread the holy faith of garmond and zaza here

[kindred pewter]

oh god...

[atomic sparrow]

hell

[cedar trench]

someone who will adopt the character

[tawdry valley]

Idk what regular will want to be here for like, at least the first 48 hours

[kindred pewter]

omg UK reference

[silver oak]

I’ll be here

I wanna see it

[kindred pewter]

more like the first month

[atomic sparrow]

where ?

[cedar trench]

i can't WAIT for silksong fans to find the game's titular ironic character and immediately begin circlejerking

[tawdry valley]

Haw haw, forced to moderate and see massive silksong spoilers

[fiery burrow]

I'll have 10 seconds of the after launch, as a treat.

[kindred pewter]

well there was once a very cool chat, but it's gone now forever 😔

[cyan forum]

wdym

[fiery burrow]

Then I'm dipping for spoilers sake

[silver oak]

Literally they said we could take time off to play

[kindred pewter]

oh afk chat..I'll miss you

[silver oak]

I’m just in it for the love of the game

[cedar trench]

don't mess with us hollow knight fans

we have 3 jokes, about 5 stolen gifs from youtube videos or artists and the lamest community imaginable

[tawdry valley]

Yeah but who isn’t gonna take time off

[formal marsh]

once silksong comes out i will be DMing everyone spoilers

[cedar trench]

thanks lune

[cyan forum]

ohh

[kindred pewter]

chat this message is showing blocked what does the message contain??

[tawdry valley]

Right but you’d have to see them yourself

[cedar trench]

yeah by playing the game

[fiery burrow]

Make up fake spoilers

[tawdry valley]

Perfect - I can now believe all spoilers I see are fake

[atomic sparrow]

hey i'm awesome

[tawdry valley]

Silksong contains silksong spoilers. Literally unplayable

[subtle flint]

i discovered i had all of diamond is unbreakable on a usb drive

[cyan forum]

What if some of them are real

[formal marsh]

wheres the brazilian dub

[silver oak]

This is literally the entirety of r/silksong’s bit

[cedar trench]

"manifesting a prosafia gaming thumbnail your way twin no need to claim"

[silver oak]

And aluo’s

[weary tapir]

Bombardino crocodillo

[tawdry valley]

Delusion

[fiery burrow]

I love the gaslighting phase after you see a spoiler like "Maybe I saw it wrong" and then you start forcibly trying to forget it

[cedar trench]

aluo was actually good with it

[atomic sparrow]

90% of tags is all silkpost give me something better

[kindred pewter]

hornet and lace marry, but sadly, lace dies because of her trying to cook meth and getting caught by the citadel cops. Hornet finds out and has to get lace out of the jail, and this is the second act of silksong. In the end, both hornet and lace dies in each others arms

oh oops spoilers

[weary tapir]

Breaking bad

[cyan forum]

jesse

[weary tapir]

But bugs

[cedar trench]

i remember i managed to get with a group that got splatoon3's story mode early and i made an image with every spoiler imaginable crammed into it and spread it online

[atomic sparrow]

I would do what he's doing but I don't wanna get banned

[weary tapir]

That’s incredibly mean and dumb

[kindred pewter]

I....I think I miss my Aluomorg...

[opaque sigil]

if you label fakes you don't get banned

[tawdry valley]

Cringe though I can’t conceptualize what a splatoon spoiler could look like

[kindred pewter]

and YURI

[cedar trench]

it was just the bosses and the main villain which was actually a huge deal at the time

[cyan forum]

totally

[cedar trench]

it was 2022 and if i met ann from 2022 right now i would kill her

[tawdry valley]

Also silksong spoilers won’t be that bad. What are you gonna do, show me a boss or area I haven’t seen before? I still don’t know where it is so the jokes on you

[cedar trench]

so don't worry guys

[weary tapir]

I don’t think that’s something to be proud of

[kindred pewter]

if I met myself at 2022, I would just be sad seeing myself

[cedar trench]

i'm not bragging i'm just reminiscing

[atomic sparrow]

if i met myself in 2022, i would look like

[opaque sigil]

full labelled map

[cyan forum]

what even happened in 2022

[kindred pewter]

and then I would probably go to 2022 me and say "bet on black" and then I could have gotten that 7 million dollars

[atomic sparrow]

but a like really far back I'd be Red from angry birds

🐦

[kindred pewter]

I can't Andy is angry...like a bird

[fiery burrow]

slime rancher 2

[cyan forum]

do you have an impression?

[south vigil]

on super duper very dark mode the arms are just not there so whenever you send this it’s really funny

[tawdry valley]

A map spoiler does sound bad, damn

[atomic sparrow]

built like a ball

[cyan forum]

like, the angry bird noise?

[tawdry valley]

Guess it’s full darkness for 3 days at least

[south vigil]

for reference

[atomic sparrow]

balling

[cedar trench]

final boss. Straight up

important character death

the plot

[south vigil]

fr

[tawdry valley]

meh

[opaque sigil]

actually a full map might be too zoomed out to be a problem at a glance you could just click away and probably be fine

[atomic sparrow]

yes, AHHHHEYHA !!!

[tawdry valley]

The map spoiler sounds like the worst one

[cedar trench]

fym meh it's the final boss

[tawdry valley]

But it would probably take a decent amount of time to make

[cyan forum]

thank you andy 🙏

[kindred pewter]

give a more oopmh to it

[tawdry valley]

I mean meh

[south vigil]

i’m just not gonna open dms people randomly send me until i 100% the game

[fiery burrow]

That's why you make it an incredibly bright flashing image so it gets burned into your retinas

[atomic sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGCRbsalrZU&ab_channel=prancingjaguar37

[kindred pewter]

ip grabber

[atomic sparrow]

ip logged.

[south vigil]

oh no my ip!!

[cedar trench]

"hey ezj it's weird but we've seen each other and i am just reaching out to you because i thought you were pretty. I have 500 thousand dollars to deposit to you because my uncle died and i don't know what to do with it[image of the most beautiful person you've ever seen in your life. Not ai. Not traceable back to anything on the internet]"

[south vigil]

LOL

not opening

[cedar trench]

"oh and by the way this is also something important my uncle told me to show you
[Image of the silksong final boss. Watermarked: "Anastas claire gator"]"

[south vigil]

fr!!1!

[cyan forum]

everyone here actually already played silksong but you've forgotten because it was a part of an MK ULTRA-type operation. And there is a specific triggerword that unlocks all our memories

[south vigil]

is it the name of the final boss

[cedar trench]

r/silksong type post

[cyan forum]

sorry :(

[south vigil]

the final boss… is lice. not lace, lice.

[calm thorn]

we got mossbag in the eurovision before silksong

[kindred pewter]

guess who's finally got their silkpost!

[atomic sparrow]

who ?

[south vigil]

lice

they start crawling on you and you have to spam gossamer storm for the entire fight or you instantly die

[atomic sparrow]

oh

[tawdry valley]

Huh

[south vigil]

what’s that

[calm thorn]

we got the same exact statue in a random show

i think i was the lone dude in the room to see a reference in this

[lament lotus]

stolent gifs from artists is so real

[rapid abyss]

Would you steal a car

[lament lotus]

wait i really didnt mean it like that 😭

i would never take art from someone uncredited

[cedar trench]

i got the message dw

[lament lotus]

whats with the hearts

[formal marsh]

i would

[lament lotus]

you suck

[warm violet]

would you download a car

[formal marsh]

in fact, i think artists are overvalued. we shouldnt be spending money on drawings. we should send artists to build houses and die in wars

[lament lotus]

unless its like a meme i would probably forget

[cedar trench]

same but for financebros

[formal karma]

Taking art without credit is the lowest of internet aura. Did I use that right?

[warm violet]

i think that actually everyone who isnt at least 4 different minorities should be sent to the war

[cedar trench]

no

[lament lotus]

not one bit

[formal karma]

Damn

[warm violet]

you tried

[lament lotus]

you were close thouigh

[formal karma]

That's worse

[lament lotus]

see you should use "negative aura" instead of "the lowest of internet aura"

[formal karma]

Being absolutely wrong can at least be funny

Mhmm I see

[lament lotus]

man i should stop talking

[formal marsh]

i actually fw quirky hatsune miku

if darumi has 1000 i am one of them

the word "fans" was supposed to be in that sentence

[kindred pewter]

what does she mean by this

[formal marsh]

oh i guess its not very clear out of context
murder

[kindred pewter]

why does almost every dangonrpona villain be a psycothic hot villain, what does the pattern mean???

[formal marsh]

shes not danganronpa or a villain

but the first part is half true

[lament lotus]

is this persona

[formal marsh]

yeah persona 6

[kindred pewter]

it's persona 7

[lament lotus]

looks gas 🔥

[kindred pewter]

Astro why are you Yuta from the mid series jjk

[cedar trench]

what if my teacher hates me

[lament lotus]

first of all

[stark prism]

angry brod fanart

[kindred pewter]

uhh why?

[kindred pewter]

I'm waiting for your next message mister Astro

[lament lotus]

nah actually jjk is bad you right

[kindred pewter]

exactly

[lament lotus]

i just really like the mangakas art

[kindred pewter]

haters are ALWAYS factually right, and never wrong, ALWAYS trust the opinion of a hater

[kindred pewter]

the sketchy artstyle is really good

[lament lotus]

its not even been 10 seconds between the messages

[kindred pewter]

I'm 10 seconds into the future

[lament lotus]

i cant tell if youre talking about the Obviously Rushed Panels or his art style

[kindred pewter]

meaning I'm 10 seconds faster than you, faster than anyone on this world

[kindred pewter]

art style

[lament lotus]

i would say its more sharp than sketchy

[viscid umbra]

What good Silksong players

[oblique musk]

Silksong players? You'll have to look somewhere else, my friend. We all hate Silksong here.

[viscid umbra]

Ah so then you will agree with me whan I say that Silksong won't sell as well as Hollow Knight did

[shell yacht]

Silksong will sell 3 million more copies this year than GTA 6 does

[formal marsh]

TRUE

[viscid umbra]

true

[oblique musk]

Assuming it comes out this year.

[shell yacht]

Imagine if we only get pre-orders and it still sells more

[fiery burrow]

MHWilds pilled

[oblique musk]

TC doesn't seem to be the type of devs to do pre-orders. Considering their whole "we want games to be affordable" schtick, I doubt they will effectively charge their fans money for nothing at all.

[abstract geyser]

All in on june safe bet

[shell yacht]

I can't believe I didn't take the opportunity to rob a bank the other day, on the way home I saw a bank that was getting robbed too. Massive missed opportunity, then I could finally play wilds

[shell yacht]

Nothing is a safe bet lol

[oblique musk]

Define safe bet.

[shell yacht]

I agree, but just for this perspective of being able to outsell GTA it would be funny

[oblique musk]

This is very true. Peaksong will far surpass Mid Theft Auto

[opaque sigil]

is it funny to outsell something in a year where it hasn't released

[abstract geyser]

less that 4 weeks and this community will sleep in peace.

[shell yacht]

Yes

[oblique musk]

Yes, next question.

[formal marsh]

what is you

[silver oak]

80% of your company for one dollar more than what silksong made

[oblique musk]

Baba, obviously.

[warped rock]

Baba is true

[oblique musk]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-flint-and-steel-gif-4491320584761369279

[frozen frigate]

being haunted by lies of p like andrew garfield and emma stone in the amzing spiderman

i kept saying id get it while it was on gamepass but it was removed like the day i actually had time

[lucid holly]

New .Zip bomb just dropped who dis

[full rune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-epic-embed-fail-fail-funny-gif-21341768

[barren sequoia]

Dont download it!

Its just a photo of fat Pyrocynical

https://tenor.com/view/pyro-fat-pyrocynical-fatpyro-gif-24973617

[carmine island]

Anyway

[smoky dagger]

I like how much they had to distort the background while making him fat

[shell yacht]

Okay but without people to play with deep rock is not worth 10 dollars

[smoky dagger]

idk what deep rock is

[full rune]

this is not making me want to buy it

[marsh ibex]

hey guys

It’s me, Goki

[smoky dagger]

howdy ho!!!!

[carmine island]

Too many mods

[marsh ibex]

i’ll step down then

[carmine island]

Thank you joker

[smoky dagger]

Uhh..yeah..like..hey mods maybe knock it off.

[shell yacht]

We can knock you off the census

[smoky dagger]

I'm not on a "census"

[marsh ibex]

do any of you want to see a frog

[smoky dagger]

I'm on a chair

[formal marsh]

i want to see a frog

[fiery burrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLptOG2H_g8

[marsh ibex]

I LIED

https://x.com/nass9696/status/1922289400257392947

Nass (@nass9696) on X

Frog Knight

X · May 13, 2025, 1:54 PM

[shell yacht]

As long as you didn't eat it

[marsh ibex]

HAHAHA

[formal marsh]

WHAT

[smoky dagger]

Peak

[formal marsh]

thanks

[shell yacht]

Why didn't anybody tell me the chocolate frogs from Harry Potter were real

[carmine island]

That’s a sickass frog

[smoky dagger]

They sell the butter beer too

[fiery burrow]

To prevent people from eating them

[shell yacht]

Also how fucking insane are the chocolate frogs from Harry Potter, you just eat a fucking squirming frog alive but it tastes like chocolate

[smoky dagger]

I'd devour tf out of it

[marsh ibex]

I mean most wizards seem to be not normal

the every flavor beans are a thing

[shell yacht]

Okay yeah, some of those flavors don't need to exist

[carmine island]

Thank you I was struggling (I have neither a Nintendo Switch nor a frog)

[smoky dagger]

Yeah they also all walk around with poop in their pants and poop their pants constantly then magic it away is something jk rowling said

[barren sequoia]

I mean wouldn't you?

[marsh ibex]

yeah she said that before they had plumbing they shat themselves and disappeared the evidence

[barren sequoia]

Id eat a frog alive

Doesnt even have to be chocolate

[smoky dagger]

Nasty fr

[shell yacht]

Set up trap to catch outside cat, other cat I haven't seen in weeks shows up....

[frozen frigate]

Dastardly!

[carmine island]

Can you guys try posting an image?

[lament lotus]

No

[glossy berry]

discord image embeds are completely borked rn yea

[carmine island]

Well fuck

Foiled again

[glossy berry]

specifically for images and videos though gifs and links work fine???

[lament lotus]

do theyt?

[glossy berry]

anyway hi

[glossy berry]

https://tenor.com/view/goob-fox-gif-18228133295978931538

yeah

[carmine island]

Discord staff when they have to kill imbeds because they’re bored

Oh that one worked

[lament lotus]

oh damn they do

ok discords servers are completely down i think

[kindred pewter]

Frogs everywhere does not mean bad news, it means good news

[shell yacht]

Here take a look at the wrong fucking cat

[kindred pewter]

What's going on with the embeds

Discord servers on fire now

[full rune]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-failure-epic-embed-fail-double-embed-fail-gif-23538127

[carmine island]

@kindred pewter

[glossy berry]

wait wtf

[static rose]

Is there a reason a large group of people seem to think silksong will release mid-late June?

[glossy berry]

the image still uploads to discord servers it just doesnt em ed

i.e if i like. post this

it doesnt work

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/586931790208434203/1371969914230935552/Tumblr_l_40033213181738.jpg?ex=6825120d&is=6823c08d&hm=03f16e0956625cff8bfb04b46411a96c20048bc9568e07699dc9e83252889c7d&

and then you copy the link and it does
what

fucked up application

[lament lotus]

I love him

[glossy berry]

the one and only time you can accurately refer to somethings eyes as orbs actually

those things look surreal

[lament lotus]

i feel like they are like marbles

[kindred pewter]

Nonono it's a virus and steal my 2TB of reaction images

[lament lotus]

even thogh they are his Eyes

[kindred pewter]

Nuh not downloading the virus

[glossy berry]

unnerving and unprecedentedly spherical looking objects

get to take a look straight into the abyss

[lament lotus]

wow he really knows

[carmine island]

He knows everything

[glossy berry]

so wise...

you stare into the void and the void stares back into you

[carmine island]

I stared into the abyss and the abyss averted it’s gaze

[coarse leaf]

are the steam servers down?

[formal marsh]

weekly reset on tuesday

[coarse leaf]

a

how long do they go down for?

[woeful matrix]

wait what

[full rune]

https://www.google.com/search?q=how+long+is+steam+down+on+tuesdays&oq=how+long+is+steam+down+on+&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgAEAAYgAQyBwgAEAAYgAQyBggBEEUYOTIICAIQABgWGB4yCAgDEAAYFhgeMggIBBAAGBYYHjIICAUQABgWGB4yCAgGEAAYFhgeMggIBxAAGBYYHjIICAgQABgWGB4yCAgJEAAYFhge0gEINTExNWowajeoAgCwAgA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

[formal marsh]

TRUE

[tawdry valley]

Gabe Newell has a judo beatdown with the sentient pile of money in valve HQ’s basement, half an hour to 60 minutes depending on if he phones a friend

[subtle flint]

chat i reinstalled my pc

what do i download

[formal marsh]

discord

[uncut citrus]

Silksong

[carmine island]

Several viruses

[uncut citrus]

Basically what I said

[normal token]

Fortnite

[subtle flint]

skull

[frozen frigate]

is that deathconsciousness or am i crazy

craziest thing just happened in this episode of house md

what the fuck is up with my keyboard man

[cunning geode]

wait until you see bugs bunny’s power level

[frozen frigate]

||house had fallen asleep and somehow was like on the verge of death but foreman twisted his nipples to wake him up||

barely had a pulse i thought my goat was heading toward the light

[carmine island]

HUH???

What is house md even about?

[frozen frigate]

i dont know man ||wilson and cuddy were surprised that house was in a good mood for whatever reason so they went to check on him but he was unconscious with a faint pulse and then foreman ran over to restart his heart by twisting his nipples||

[tawdry valley]

https://tenor.com/view/house-house-md-huh-hugh-laurie-gif-5750615313035362070

[frozen frigate]

this was the moment that House was being intentionally dense

[lament lotus]

ABSOLUTE CINEMA

[frozen frigate]

house thinks wilson and foreman theorised ||he was on heroin (he is actually on methadone)||

incredible show love it

[glossy berry]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-the-curse-spirit-halloween-gif-7542455889653738246

[carmine island]

THE CURSE

[glossy berry]

trying to book an airbnb for my girlfriend and i in a couple months for a trip and like

its fine

im literally going to live forever

[formal marsh]

riddle me this, liberal
if its normal for CO2 to be in the air, why would CO be harmful?

[cunning geode]

because CO was so bad they needed to make a sequel, CO2

and that’s the one everyone likes

[carmine island]

[formal marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-yachty-censored-not-drake-tech-support-gif-8658410013845332703

[valid sable]

I can't tell you, that would reveal deep state secrets

[cunning geode]

the real reason is because a CO will bind to hemoglobin in the blood and make it unable to bind to oxygen, thereby stopping oxygen from being transported in the bloodstream if enough CO binds to your hemoglobin

[carmine island]

Also like real talk don’t stay there please

[glossy berry]

its one of the staples of the ad im wheezing

[fiery burrow]

airbnb in the big 25

[carmine island]

Your gf would break up with you

[formal marsh]

also tahnk you for the actual explanation

[glossy berry]

what we offer:

• kitchen
• tv
• no co detector

all you need in a home

[valid sable]

CO2 also only takes up 0.04% of air

[formal marsh]

are you one of those weirdos who likes chemistry or is this just basic info

[carmine island]

This is the info they listed on the ad

[formal marsh]

there are billions of people. how much % do you think we all breathe? some breathe exclusively co2. there isnt enough air to go around

[cunning geode]

i’ve studied chemistry and biology so it overlaps

and also environment

[formal marsh]

each human can only breathe 0,0000000125% of air

[formal marsh]

i see

[carmine island]

Clearly you aren’t trying hard enough

[valid sable]

Also air is 78% Nitrogen

[glossy berry]

zero intentions of it lmao i actually enjoy being notified of emergencies

[formal marsh]

exactly. which is what most humans breathe

[cunning geode]

also knowing why CO is dangerous is important

[valid sable]

most, not me, I only breath neon

[formal marsh]

yeah thats actually just basic info

i forgor about it but i realize that everyone should know that

and i did! at one point!

[ripe cliff]

adding a single atom to any compound changes how it interacts with stuff

sips H202

[formal marsh]

have you never breathed ozone?

you get 50% more energy than oxygen. thats how math works

[marsh spoke]

i will breathe all the air

[formal marsh]

breathen? this sentence sounds wrong to me somehow

[valid sable]

H3O the sequel to water

[formal marsh]

no its h2o2

[marsh spoke]

its breathed i think

[ripe cliff]

i love pure hydronium

[formal marsh]

thanks enlightened astigmatism

respect to all the chemistry enjoyers out there
you have to be built different to willingly study this hellish subject

[chilly crane]

Floor ice cream

[cunning geode]

Insane chef serves floor soup to his customers

[ripe cliff]

high school chemistry is enjoyable. i will likely not touch it in university, though

[formal marsh]

maybe its just the teacher i had but high school chemistry was ass

[cunning geode]

chemistry can be rough i think it depends on how it’s taught because it’s so complex

[marsh spoke]

yeah a lot of things really depend on the teacher

[chilly crane]

Chemistry is like what if I made things explode idk I’m not a chemister

[cunning geode]

https://youtu.be/cRqNJw-Y1Cg?si=m5m3UkUnxmy47lnT

[ripe cliff]

agreed

[marsh spoke]

my biology classes ranged from enjoyable to abhorrent every other year depending on who taught them

this year they were abhorrent because the teacher was like emotionless as fuck, literally the only dead silent class because it was soul draining

[cunning geode]

damn

[marsh spoke]

thankfully no miss on the chem teachers though

[cunning geode]

you ever dissected a fetal pig

[marsh spoke]

no

[cunning geode]

it’s quite interesting

they’re bigger than i thought

[marsh spoke]

how big are we talking

[ripe cliff]

yes

[oblique musk]

Finally, I can sleep without that damnable beeping!

[cunning geode]

like a little over a foot long

[ripe cliff]

that triggered flashbacks that i probably shouldn't mention here in too much detail

[cunning geode]

piggy

[ripe cliff]

dissections were.. something, not my favorite part of biology but

[marsh spoke]

that makes sense honestly pigs are pretty big

[cunning geode]

yeah they get big

[ripe cliff]

opening up singular organs was fun, but never again will i dissect a pig's whole body

[cunning geode]

good news is you probably won’t need to

probably

[ripe cliff]

you never know

[formal marsh]

people actually dissect animals in HS over there?

[marsh spoke]

i mean I'd probably be unsettled too its only natural

[cunning geode]

i did it in college

[formal marsh]

yeah college makes more sense

[cunning geode]

but yes some animals like frogs get dissected in schools

pigs are too complicated

[marsh spoke]

pigs have a lot more going on than fish or frogs

[ripe cliff]

i'll admit it was interesting to see how the organs are exactly how you'd expect them to be in like, a diagram (which of course makes sense, but seeing it in life was a weird experience). its very hard to explain the uncanniness of it

they're uncomfortably more similar to humans

[compact night]

Guys

I have a question if I may ask it

[ripe cliff]

go ahead

[compact night]

Would you rather face the Radiance in a one-on-one battle or take on the Hollow Knight without the use of your nail?

[tawdry valley]

Die or die?

What weapons do you fight rad with

[marsh spoke]

1st one because i would die faster

[compact night]

You get a gun

Because why not

[tawdry valley]

Perfect. I fight rad and shoot myself

[marsh spoke]

taking on the hollow knight would probably suck and he'd probably not kill you as fast

[marsh spoke]

correct play

[opaque sigil]

thk is pretty weak

[compact night]

…

[ripe cliff]

but like, much empowered by that force within, or something

[tawdry valley]

You wanna fistfight the teleporting 10 foot nightmare corpse with acid spit then go for it

[opaque sigil]

do you get anything with thk or is it just not a nail

[marsh spoke]

you are dying in both scenarios probably

[cunning geode]

oh my god THK has a Power Within pyromancy

[opaque sigil]

the moment it gets control it may just hand you its nail

[tawdry valley]

And then you’re still fighting the teleporting nightmare corpse. But fair point, it’s technically a 2v1

[fiery burrow]

THK isn't anything to scoff at

[opaque sigil]

beating thk is a long shot but it's like
technically possible

[tawdry valley]

Well are they infected come to think of it

[opaque sigil]

yes and no

[tawdry valley]

Cause THK isn’t THK if yes. And if we’re fighting THK then it doesn’t matter because THK and rad both try and kill you

[ripe cliff]

as if its not too comically large for a normal sized bug or vessel to use anyway, the difficult part is surviving that long

[compact night]

Guys

[opaque sigil]

tk takes as much damage from bumping into a mushroom as from thk's nail swings

[compact night]

You do realize I wasn’t talking about the infected version of hollow knight i was talking about this version of him

The one that isn’t infected that’s the one you’ll have to fight

[ripe cliff]

you're cooked

[formal marsh]

"you dont realize that when i said 'the hollow knight' i did not mean the one called 'the hollow knight'"

[fiery burrow]

erm not canon

[compact night]

Well how about we just call them pure vessel instead…..

[ripe cliff]

fighting pure vessel without a nail is ridiculous, dastardly, egregious, diabolical, etc

[fiery burrow]

oh pure vessel?

[compact night]

Also why would they name a character based off the title of the game

[ripe cliff]

PV is ridiculously powerful, like that wouldn't even be a funny fight

[compact night]

Nevermind don’t answer that

[opaque sigil]

it's a bug ez stomp

[fiery burrow]

If its ridiculously small can it teleport inside of you

[opaque sigil]

would probably be worse for it than me

[shell yacht]

If I'm up against pure vessel without a weapon I'm summoning mahoraga no questions asked

[cunning geode]

would you rather infinite boss fights but no gun or infinite haymakers but no gun

[fiery burrow]

Yeah you'll be saying this until it uses the void tendril attack next to your heart

[compact night]

It’s funny because people are like “oh it’s a bug I’ll just stomp on it” yea all it has to do is just point its weapon upwards and its gonna feel like your stepping on a nail a very sharp nail

[fiery burrow]

Just avoid the stomach

[ripe cliff]

now i'm imagining a tiny pure vessel teleporting around my house and stabbing my feet with tiny nails

[opaque sigil]

if that's what it takes to win the fight

[normal token]

What if I just use a water hose

[opaque sigil]

assuming it would even get through the sole of my shoe

[fiery burrow]

What if its the intuitive size though

[normal token]

Overwhelm it with water and make it experience a tsunami

[formal marsh]

nails hurt but they wont kill me

[fiery burrow]

that one home alone scene

[opaque sigil]

punch it really hard

and then punch it again

[normal token]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-metal-gear-rising-cut-zandatsu-mgr-gif-16724341

[formal marsh]

i'd win against pure vessel

[fiery burrow]

get skewered with six different soul nails

[formal marsh]

im built different

[opaque sigil]

simply dodge

you can sidestep easily they're localized to a 2d plane

[fiery burrow]

rats

[ripe cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-vs-invincible-battle-of-gif-26305149

[compact night]

“I can take on pure vessel-“

[ripe cliff]

your chances are still better than trying to fight Radiance

[compact night]

Oh definitely

[fiery burrow]

Would you rather fight a shrumal warrior or a mantis warrior

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/valekis-gif-14850121764306207925

[fiery burrow]

gotta be the shrumals I think

[shell yacht]

Shrumal

[opaque sigil]

shrumal

[ripe cliff]

shrumal warriors just jump around and roll

[compact night]

AY

[shell yacht]

At least I feel like I can get away if I was losing

[compact night]

No I do the “would you rathers”

[shell yacht]

Mantis going to turn me into a shish kabob

[opaque sigil]

shrumals are better at chasing you than normal mantes

[ripe cliff]

what's the shrumal doing after i take a big bite

[fiery burrow]

true

[opaque sigil]

probably rolling around at you

[compact night]

Guys we have to think more challenging

Of course your going to win if your the actual size you are they are bugs

But what if you were their size

What then?

[ripe cliff]

i was already assuming that

I doubt the average person would even stand a chance against Vengefly King

[opaque sigil]

if a fetus can beat it I can 🔥

[frozen frigate]

loud ass fucking generator in my ear all night man

cant even mute it because otherwise i wont hear the enemies breaking in

[ripe cliff]

the fetus in question

[formal marsh]

darkwood?

[fiery burrow]

WYR eat a sporg or uoma

[frozen frigate]

year

[formal marsh]

uoma easily

[shell yacht]

Anything that's on the weaker end that does nothing but fucking charge at you you can just wait with a spear pointed at it and all you have to do is close your eyes so the movie cuts to you winning

[formal marsh]

you dont have to stay in a single room

[fiery burrow]

I was thinking sporg

[opaque sigil]

probably sporg

[frozen frigate]

im in the silent forest hideout

[ripe cliff]

i'm going to die either way

[formal marsh]

wait are uoma the little one or the big one

[compact night]

Zote would be pretty easy to beat ngl

[formal marsh]

if theyre the big one then sporg

[frozen frigate]

safest place i could find to hide was the generator room with both windows and doors barricaded

[fiery burrow]

little

[formal marsh]

then little

[frozen frigate]

although now, thinking about it, i could increase my hideout space to both rooms

i have an abundance of wood

[formal marsh]

What is its coloration?

[fiery burrow]

Uoma would be uh a bit rubbery I think and the core would taste disgusting with an awful texture

[ripe cliff]

the sporg would probably taste more interesting than the uoma, but as soon as i bite into either i won't taste anything

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-spongebob-gif-17834122681495374041

[formal marsh]

its like a medicine capsule

it'll be digested but the exterior wont dissolve in your mouth (ideally)

[frozen frigate]

what do you mean? its grey

[opaque sigil]

idk if the sporg would explode when you ate it but you could always poke it with a really long stick first just to be safe

[formal marsh]

Is the Wood Dark?

[frozen frigate]

i see

[formal marsh]

[fiery burrow]

how would you go about eating a dead uoma

[frozen frigate]

i suppose you could say that...

[fiery burrow]

Like how do you kill one without popping the exterior

[warped rock]

why would you even need to kill it the things don't move

[tawdry valley]

https://tenor.com/view/hydraulic-press-ball-flat-gif-16281374

[livid tree]

gng

[ripe cliff]

don't think that's possible, they don't even seem alive all that conventionally but i'm not sure

[livid tree]

does anyone know futbol