sk-discussion

[woeful matrix]

what role you play

[quartz cave]

Rank resets 💔

[rapid abyss]

Is that game good

Bad?

[lone crown]

I strongly believe, especially since they’ve been hiding the barnacle area, that we will get our crustaceans

[quartz cave]

My teammates yeah

[rapid abyss]

Bad..

[quartz cave]

Look at this shit

[flat remnant]

no

[quartz cave]

They disconnected before the second round and were HEALING

Well healing in quotations as you can see

[rapid abyss]

Youre really not good

I carry dont worry

[quartz cave]

Dont gaslight me ive been svp or mvp every game

[shell yacht]

Oh chat I have a crackhead idea, PlayStation is currently offering $150 off a PS5 if you give them a PS4, so if I buy a junk PS4 for really cheap then I get $150 off of a PS5

[rapid abyss]

I would hope so in silver

[quartz cave]

Well mvp once if galacta just gave me good teammates those scps would be mvps aswell

[rapid abyss]

How cheap are bad ps4s?

[quartz cave]

Do it then hop on rivals

[shell yacht]

Unfortunately I'm finding them at like 50 bucks which isn't a great discount overall

Because then I still have to pay for shipping

[quartz cave]

I just did 36k damage good 16k more than the second best

List because our spiderman didnt quite get the idea of "capture point tiebreakers only have 1 minute"

[shell yacht]

Rivals, MHWilds, what else, oh helldivers

[heady iron]

powdered wants a laptop AND as PS5? Kids these days are so greedy...

[quartz cave]

Astro bot,,

[shell yacht]

Pisstro bot never

[quartz cave]

You will never redeem yourself

[rapid abyss]

Didnt know you were cool

[solid swift]

The game mentioned before Silksong in the Xbox article just confirmed a release date for June 17

[heady iron]

what does this mean for the trout population

[quartz cave]

HELL YEAH remedy's co-op shooter fbc: firebreak is coming out on june 17

[solid swift]

Expedition 33 and descendera it came out april 2025 with expedition coming out today

[normal token]

I don't think the order means anything tbh, it is just one of the many games releasing for xbox

[solid swift]

So in order of approximate release...

[oblique musk]

It could also be in alphabetical order. C, D, F, H.

[solid swift]

Maybe but all the games mentioned are so close to each other

[fiery burrow]

Or the order is meaningless and you're looking too deep into things

[solid swift]

There was no reason to add Silksonf

[fiery burrow]

It is their job to market Xbox services and the games coming to them

[oblique musk]

Obviously, since moon theory was already confirmed.

[umbral ether]

the hell is moon theory

[fiery burrow]

shrue

[versed pollen]

Other than marketing and popularity

[normal token]

Surely Silksong doesn't have big enough traction that the live chat of presentations is filled with silksong

[oblique musk]

This: #sk-discussion message

[opaque sigil]

what exactly do you think the point of that article is

[fiery burrow]

the well of wilbo tweets is running dry..

[opaque sigil]

the degree to which people will suspend basic common sense never fails to disappoint

[oblique musk]

It's okay, we have the next best thing: Mister Mushroom quotes.

[umbral ether]

i think you have lost your mind

[oblique musk]

That's what you think.

[umbral ether]

but it would be cool if it is april 29th

[fiery burrow]

How many mister mushroom quotes have we gotten since 2017

[rapid abyss]

Was this the next friendslop game

[sick elm]

Mister Mushroom - General - Sixth encounter, Fog Canyon

...I haven't seen her, no. I'm sure you'll remember where you left her eventually.
Trust the moon, or yourself. Or trust her. You need to trust something, that's my point.
Hmm? No, not him. No. Absolutely not.
...Oh. Excuse me.

@lpritchett46 used /npcs wanderers name: Mister Mushroom category: General dialogue: Sixth encounter, Fog Canyon

[shell yacht]

It would be cooler if it's on the 26th, but it's not happening this month at all

[umbral ether]

didn't they say we would get more news if it is coming out in two weeks or something?

[oblique musk]

Why, what's up with the 26th?

[normal token]

June for sure

[fiery burrow]

"Why did Team Cherry go silent for 6 years 😭 " shut it, us Mr Mushroom fans are out here starving

[opaque sigil]

no

[rapid abyss]

Did this come to you in a dream

[normal token]

Just a "Expect more details from us once we get closer to release.", no specificed timeframe

[oblique musk]

No, they only told us to "expect more details once we get closer to release". One could easily construe the 2025 window as "more details."

[umbral ether]

ah i have no idea where i got 2 weeks from

[rapid abyss]

Is there a sill fella here

[quartz cave]

Chathoponrivals

[normal token]

nah i'd win

[oblique musk]

Chathopoffrivals

[quartz cave]

Hop and prove it

[rapid abyss]

I only play with my pookie

But he hasnt gotten on in like a week..

[mortal bluff]

Which homie be winning the fight?

[rapid abyss]

Shit man is pretty week

[normal token]

Ogrim

The citadel knight has yet to prove itself

[mortal bluff]

But he prime shit man

[oblique musk]

I'm thinking the guy on the right is too much of a fancy citadel type to even consider fighting a guy who throws literal shit. Ogrim wins by default.

[mortal bluff]

My only concern is that he is blacked out in the trailer so he must have the shmooves

[lone crown]

Ogrim in his prime clears the Citadel Knight

Not even close

[normal token]

These newgens are calling the citadel knight the gloombeast, all of my hope is lost smh

[opaque sigil]

that's such a bad name

[lone crown]

Yeah it doesnt even fit

We should probably reinvestigate the datamine thing

I mean metadata

My toxic trait says I could definitely do a better job

[normal token]

Gloombeast doesn't sound fancy enough for a knight of the citadel

[shell yacht]

I can't wait for the game to come out and none of the names in the metadata match anything

[lone crown]

I still think Bellhart’s name goes way too hard

That and the cogfly are the only things i feel are 100% real (cogfly was confirmed elsewhere anyway)

[normal token]

This thing feels more fitting for Gloombeast ngl

[normal token]

Cogfly was confirmed in a figurine iirc

[lone crown]

Bitterbug is a cool name for this as well

[oblique musk]

Why he spitting ourple tho

[lone crown]

The acid spray could be bitter

[opaque sigil]

already taken by monster hunter

[lone crown]

Like how silksong is stealing mh quest board

[normal token]

Do yall think they're keeping song city and coral gorge

[lone crown]

No tbh

[oblique musk]

Can't believe Silksong is copying mid

[lone crown]

Song Golem might stay but personally i hope it changes a tiny bit

[oblique musk]

I imagine all these names were placeholders, so that the developers could easily sort the images, but people like us wouldn't learn the true names.

[lone crown]

Maybe it does something which makes the name more fitting since all three/four times we have seen it they only showed us the slam attack

Or more likely the name is temporary

[rapid abyss]

Monster hunter devs built a time machine to copy silksong

[mortal bluff]

I really hope this characters in game name is Azgem, just as a little callback

[rapid abyss]

But couldnt fit it in their schedule to make the game playable ✌️

[lone crown]

Watch his name be Heavy Bottom Jorge

[oblique musk]

Built a time machine but can't build a stable framerate 💔

[mortal bluff]

Ass Jim just fits him so well

[steel pollen]

hi is this where john silksong lives

[normal token]

"Hey Jim, you got a big ass"
"Hmm, I like that name"

[oblique musk]

Hold on, I just noticed. Is there another, non-caked up Jim in the bottom left?

[lone crown]

You just noticed? Smh

I suspected it would be a duo fight

Or if they’re just basic enemies

[oblique musk]

I don't overanalyze trailers. That's never where the real information is.

[lone crown]

Well there actually is info by overanalyzing

Did you know that ass jim has another attack/gimmick shown

Let me show you

[normal token]

Over the past few years we have dissected every ounce of silksong footage

[rapid abyss]

Yep WE did that

[lone crown]

Very first frame and we see ass jim covered in maggots. Definitely has a disgusting attack we haven’t seen yet

[rapid abyss]

It was tough work but we got through it right brochachos?

[lone crown]

I almost face revealed fuck

[normal token]

How

[lone crown]

Next to that maggot photo in my camera roll i clicked on myself doing the megamind no bitches pose

[rapid abyss]

But then i saw your faaace

[ember violet]

Just look at the masks

[rapid abyss]

And now im a belieeever

[ember violet]

This fatass is an endgame boss judging by how many masks Hornet has

[carmine island]

final boss

[lone crown]

Idk if masks are a good indicator

Remember, seth gif has like five masks only

[opaque sigil]

Masks are a terrible indicator

[lone crown]

It could very well be debug/random shit also routing in general can vary as its a metroidvania

[oblique musk]

Do we even know where this guy could be? His surroundings don't really look like any of the major locations we know of.

[normal token]

Far Fields at the intro just had 5 masks when we already know that shit def after lace 1

[opaque sigil]

100% it’s debug

[fallow geyser]

Wait, where are these screenshots from, I feel like I haven’t seen them before

[lone crown]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/586931790208434203/1252901437118087240/Seth2.gif

[carmine island]

tc have to cheat to make their game look good what bad devs...

[normal token]

Wild speculation but I have a hunch some shit goes down here

[rapid abyss]

Shrue

[frozen frigate]

is this that hollow knight game you guys are always talking about ?

[lone crown]

To think this was all the way since the Riddle days… wonder how sexy his arena looks in the current product

[normal token]

5 years since the riddles

[carmine island]

welcome to the inn please for the love of god do not go upstairs thats where ass jim lives

[lone crown]

God

[normal token]

https://tenor.com/view/savingprivateryan-ww2-old-soldier-matt-damon-gif-4203998

[lone crown]

I forgot how long it’s been

[smoky nebula]

Please do remember maggots are considered yummy in hallownest lore

[opaque sigil]

At least the background can’t be any more blurred than the gif compression

[vivid belfry]

how about I compress your bones into a diamond

[lone crown]

They scrambled for footage so quickly they just teleported Hornet to Seth with five masks and then also left the mouse cursor in the gif 😭

[ember violet]

A fast boss with a shield is a very cool idea

[lone crown]

Imagine if hive knight had a shield

[normal token]

They say Ass Jim lives right up there and has the nastiest ingredients but still tasty food, that's what we've been told at least

[lone crown]

Well the bird looking guys are in the background and those are delectable

Anyway i dont actually think ass jim nor his dead companion are actually chefs

I think they’re candlemakers who burn fat

Potentially, idk

Like why use a ladle when you’re working with meat lmao

[carmine island]

soup

[lone crown]

Unless you’re pouring liquid fat

[lone crown]

True

[carmine island]

beef stew

[opaque sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/samwise-gamgee-frodo-sam-lotr-gollum-gif-15924654

[lone crown]

Wrong chat?

[carmine island]

see tammo gets it

[sinful flare]

i Zaw what you deleted

[lone crown]

You reminded me i havent eaten today actually

I could go for some soup

[fiery burrow]

i need to rewatch lotr

[carmine island]

sick and twisted

[normal token]

You just reminded me aswell

[ember violet]

Plot twist this is a torture chamber

[subtle flint]

wdym plot twist

thats why we are here, no?

[carmine island]

plot twist ass jim is actually a normal guy and hornet was in the wrong

[fiery burrow]

He was cooking a meal for his beloved children and hornet broke into his house

[carmine island]

yeah

[fiery burrow]

Sickening

[carmine island]

hornet is actually the bad guy and we just havent seen the truth of it

[smoky nebula]

He was preparing delicious and nutritious maggots

[carmine island]

tbh he could be a fly

and the maggots are the kids

[smoky nebula]

No, maggots are just an easy snack in the world of hollow knight

[carmine island]

canninbalism

[fiery burrow]

A beast's nature bare to all

[rapid abyss]

Hornet viscously attacks travelers for no reason i thought it was clear she was the bad guy

[smoky nebula]

Hornet is anti immigrant

[ember violet]

Hornet can just hit this poor guy in the deep docks and the Forge Daughter just laugh it off thats messed up

[fiery burrow]

Its okay to kill things that do contact damage

[carmine island]

why do we do contact damage?

[fiery burrow]

Kill or be killed

[rapid abyss]

Does hornet believe in due process?

[smoky nebula]

She is judge, jury and executioner
You saw how she attacks Quirrel in the book

[ember violet]

She is literally killing random bugs in pharloom as an immigrant

[rapid abyss]

Shes what

[opaque sigil]

Hornet is literally royalty obviously her politics are gonna be dogshit

[rapid abyss]

Does that mean sofia the first was a bigot

[smoky nebula]

She's the law

[formal marsh]

do i DM you my address to recieve it?

[rapid abyss]

Nah just leave it here

[normal token]

There will be no need as Silksong is arriving

[carmine island]

he said silkmsong not silksong

[oblique musk]

Exactly. Based on her singular point of reference (herself), immigrants do nothing but spread wanton destruction throughout the kingdoms.

[cold maple]

i have silksong

[cold maple]

she was a victim of kidnapping and maybe slavery

down with the oppressors

[formal marsh]

oh! okay

5

[frozen frigate]

were you neighbours with jesus

[smoky nebula]

Human trafficking

[formal marsh]

no this number has been mine since before that guy was born

[sinful flare]

human traffic? it happens

[formal marsh]

i remember seeing some cain guy walking around though

[sinful flare]

cain? isnt that the character from binding of isaac

[frozen frigate]

humans dont usually produce traffic on their own, only really with the help of cars and buses and stuff

[smoky nebula]

Oh
Have you seen his brother Abel‽

[smoky nebula]

Yeeeeeeee

[opaque sigil]

Bro has never been in a crowded hallway

[formal marsh]

type shit

[frozen frigate]

trying to build some chest storage area in minecraft but i am oh so bad at building

using various stone bricks and acacia logs and such

[lone crown]

Nothing beats a good scrambled egg

[ember violet]

Of the entire kingdom?

[lone crown]

In this economy too?

[smoky nebula]

Sorry I can't afford scrambled eggs, they were all used for the white House's Easter celebration

[oblique musk]

wrong reply

[oblique musk]

Bug trafficking*

[cold maple]

what

[cold maple]

looks like it came from the higher ups

[frozen frigate]

message is the same as it was when i first sent it buddy, light's not gettin' any greener

[zinc pond]

No news for today?

[lone crown]

No

[zinc pond]

[brittle arch]

jesus the goat ?

[zinc pond]

Life sucks

[lone crown]

For any particular reasons?

[cold maple]

did you true your own message

[lone crown]

Get used to it

[brittle arch]

that's how it is

[lone crown]

Thats his quirk

[cold maple]

that’s a little concerning

[ember violet]

Tomorrow for sure

[trim estuary]

He’s evil

[zinc pond]

I swear

[lone crown]

How is that one fanmade demo theme for Carmelita still stuck in my head

Thats how you know you cooked

Singlehandedly better than anything Gauthier cooked

[frozen frigate]

damn right i did

[smoky nebula]

Guys in compliance with the US executive orders to remove dei in the workplace, all female characters with the exception of hornet have been removed

[lone crown]

NOOOO NOT CARMELITA

[trim estuary]

WHAT? You were supposed to remove the female protagonist, not every woman!

[leaden delta]

nooo not monstah

[lone crown]

Havent heard from monstah since p5 hitless

[oblique musk]

They gotta get Hornet too. Games that rely on the success of a male protagonist to promote a female-led sequel never do well.

[lone crown]

What has bro been up to anyway

[subtle flint]

hello chat

[smoky nebula]

Wait but the knight isn't even male

[trim estuary]

that’s the joke

[lone crown]

The knight is as masculine as it gets

[lone crown]

ACtually no

[trim estuary]

Was it a YouTube comment or a steam forum thread

[lone crown]

That goes to zote

[smoky nebula]

Yeah

[lone crown]

YT comment

[smoky nebula]

The knight is your local twink

[lone crown]

Nah the knight is like an unsupervised child at a toy store

Interacting with any interesting thing it comes across

https://tenor.com/view/mrmushroom-mr-mushroom-gif-7953296240539940343

[normal token]

Lil fucker has a will

[smoky nebula]

Yeah
Kid who was never told no as a child

[trim estuary]

would the Knight sacrifice itself to save Madeline

[lone crown]

I love the theme in the Recluse trailer that dropped for Nightreign

Cant wait to see what the nightlord that has the theme looks like

[trim estuary]

Wait there’s SOUND in the trailers??

[lone crown]

Every trailer so far has had the theme for a Nightlord

We know this because Duchess's trailer has the Gladius theme

[smoky nebula]

The nightreign trailers look so cool

[lone crown]

And we know From loves spoiling OST in their promo material

[smoky nebula]

Saw the recluse one and it was so fuckin cool

[lone crown]

Eight nightfarers, eight nightlords

[trim estuary]

Having flashbacks to SotE…

[lone crown]

God I fucking love nightreign you have no idea how much

[trim estuary]

You played it for 12 hours max vro

[lone crown]

I have 1,260 hours in ER or something i could definitely double it

[smoky nebula]

I'm going to get a proper gaming PC for my birthday so I'll be able to play it and have fun

[lone crown]

Yeah I played 10+ hours

[smoky nebula]

I only have like 160 hours in ER and need to play more Elden ring

[trim estuary]

32 player Nightreign mod when

[lone crown]

Also they said they're "considering" incorporating a two-party feature

After the complaints

[smoky nebula]

(I don't play games that often so that's actually my second most played game behind Terraria)

[lone crown]

He said theyre considering it but currently isnt in yet

[smoky nebula]

Wait what do they mean 2 party

[lone crown]

I expect it to be an update post-launch

[lone crown]

How nightreign works is you either play solo or you queue with two people for a three-man squad

[smoky nebula]

Elden ring democrats and Republicans

Ah, duos

[trim estuary]

All the people I played with during the playtest were super chill

[smoky nebula]

I'd probably play with just my bestie if she gets it so that works best for me

[lone crown]

Speaking of launch, expect the servers to be rough when it releases

[opaque sigil]

It’s such a bizarre choice to have 1 or 3 instead of 1-3

[lone crown]

Exactly, hence the criticism

[smoky nebula]

3 feels weird
4 feels right

[lone crown]

Also one time a party member disconnected and it was just me and someone else and despite the scaling working against us, we actually had so much fun

Two player could easily work AND be enjoyable as I have experienced it first-hand

That was one of the most entertaining sessions i had actually

[trim estuary]

I had to solo centipede demon with the most incompetent Wylder known to man since our third left 😭

[lone crown]

😭

One time as a trio we were fighting centipede demon but a fellow Guardian bro was stuck in a dungeon far away and was fucking sprinting to the boss and while my teammate distracted centipede demon he fucking got downed almost entering the arena so I had to run out there and save him

Fun fact, we actually killed the Nightlord on that run 😭

[trim estuary]

Lmao

[lone crown]

I think he found some legendary weapon in there

[formal marsh]

eldfne rign

[lone crown]

Saving bro was worth it

[smoky nebula]

What are nightlords‽

[lone crown]

Oh by the way some merchandise leaked all the classes and their names

[smoky nebula]

Are they like gywn

[lone crown]

The unique final bosses of Nightreign at the end of a run

[trim estuary]

They’re all Nightreign originals

[lone crown]

All unique bosses

[cold maple]

no lore necessary

[lone crown]

Also those arent the only unique bosses btw

[trim estuary]

The dog was so cool

[lone crown]

The trailer showed us two original bosses as well

[trim estuary]

The recluse trailer or the trailer trailer?

[formal marsh]

im lune

[lone crown]

Trailer trailer

[trim estuary]

Hi Lune

[formal marsh]

hi huntress

[lone crown]

One of which was the basilisk-looking summoner and the other was the split-jaw dragon thing

[smoky nebula]

Will watch trailers

[trim estuary]

must be duskblood bosses

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/nightreign-elden-ring-nameless-king-dark-souls-3-dark-souls-gif-10237592113563992867

[cold maple]

nameless reskin

[lone crown]

Its not a reskin

[trim estuary]

nameless resking

[cold maple]

it is

[lone crown]

its straight up Nameless

Its not even a reskin its actually just him

[cold maple]

his wyvern didn’t have two heads

[smoky nebula]

Hi nameless king

[lone crown]

...it has one in that gif

LMFAO

[cold maple]

oh

i’m hallucinating

[lone crown]

List of confirmed returning Dark Souls bosses in Nightreign so far:

• DS1 - Centipede Demon
• DS1 - ||Gaping Dragon|| (Leaked footage)
• DS2 - Duke’s Dear Freja
• DS3 - Nameless King
• DS3 - ||Dancer of the Boreal Valley|| (Leaked footage)

[cold maple]

why is nameless king, who i killed, in night rein

reign

[trim estuary]

The King of Night thought it would be funny

[lone crown]

We shall find out, but we do know the King of Night is responsible for that as well as everything else in the game

[smoky nebula]

Ranni dated a souls nerd and said nerd has ruined everything

[trim estuary]

is the duchess’ mask identical to the firekeepers’?

[cold maple]

i hope they don’t intend on making this lore serious

[lone crown]

My years-long theory still has a chance of being correct

[lone crown]

No

[trim estuary]

It’s a parallel world

[smoky nebula]

They would never
Sometimes it's fun when they make things overly dramatic

[trim estuary]

or timeline or reality or something

[lone crown]

Director said the lore of this game will NOT encroach on/invalidate any established lore from the other games, it's like an alternate sequence of events after the Shattering in Elden Ring

[zinc pond]

First we silk

[smoky nebula]

Messmer, foe of my beloved people
In vengeance for the flames, my blade I wield

And also igon idk I haven't fought Bayle yet

[lone crown]

You dont have to take it seriously, you can also enjoy the new interpretation, maybe we'll learn more about how things work in the ER universe

[sharp agate]

Explain this pls. What lore is thou reciting

[lone crown]

Like the divine tower detail is insane

[smoky nebula]

Hornsent dialogue when you summon him against Messmer

[trim estuary]

My most hated NPC in Elden Ring spouting his nonsense

[cold maple]

i’n guessing hornsent

[smoky nebula]

Why do you hate hornsent‽

[lone crown]

Did you know he canonically always has shit in his pants thanks to his armor set

[trim estuary]

My opp

[smoky nebula]

...

What is with Elden ring and shit

[trim estuary]

Ew

[smoky nebula]

We have the dung eater and now this

[cold maple]

thiollier twink the goat

[smoky nebula]

True

[lone crown]

Dung Defender, meet Piss Protector

Thiollier is a bit too obsessed with Trina ngl

Ansbach is the real GOAT

[smoky nebula]

Trina gives me so much gender envy and also she's so pretty

[lone crown]

I love the flower you get from her as a head cosmetic after killing PCR

If you decide to visit trina after the finale

[trim estuary]

who up abandoning they love

[cold maple]

thiollier had the best character development story in the dlc

[lone crown]

Ansbach had the best story period

[cold maple]

and i simp for trina too

[trim estuary]

Still have that on my mage character I think

[lone crown]

Ansbach's dialogue to Radahn 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶

[cold maple]

ansbach spent most of it in a library

[lone crown]

LMFAO

[cold maple]

what

[lone crown]

Yeah RIGHT, you mean for one step?

[cold maple]

thiollier was a rollercoaster

and he stepped up

[lone crown]

Thiollier doesnt shit talk Radahn

Ansbach does

[cold maple]

thiollier doesn’t need too, he’s locked in

[lone crown]

Thiollier obsesses over a young girl

[cold maple]

she’s ancient

[lone crown]

Ansbach wants to revenge his master

Stood up to a fucking god

[cold maple]

ansbach serves a blood freak

[lone crown]

Even before the bewitching

[cold maple]

so did thiollier

[trim estuary]

I bet you’re a Leda fan too

[lone crown]

Actually, both morgott and mohg were actually good people

[smoky nebula]

Remember when we used to think mohg a creep

[cold maple]

i hate leda

mohg the blood cult guy was a good person

righttttt

[sinful flare]

turi zip zip zip

[smoky nebula]

Mohg beat the allegations

[trim estuary]

Everyone in his blood cult was consenting

[cold maple]

he’s still a blood cult freak

[trim estuary]

aang

[lone crown]

Mohg's culture was more questionable yes but he was loved enough by ansbach, an aging decrepit old dude, to stand against fucking Miquella TWICE

[sinful flare]

zip zip zip turiiii zip

[cold maple]

says more about ansbach than anything

[trim estuary]

wHat does that mean

[smoky nebula]

I'm kinda curious about certain elder gods

[cold maple]

no dlc rewrites is gonna change mohg is a freak ass

[lone crown]

He was bewitched by Miquella

[sinful flare]

https://youtu.be/145Qd0aVTEk?feature=shared

[cold maple]

blood cult freak ass

[lone crown]

I kinda actually guessed that before the DLC due to his obsessive dialogue

[cold maple]

everybody did

[lone crown]

Same with Malenia I think she's also bewitched

[smoky nebula]

I was always confused because like isn't that miquella's whole thing

[lone crown]

True

[smoky nebula]

What if she's just genuinely a really nice and loving sister

[cold maple]

that doesn’t change the fact he’s still a blood cult fanatic freak

[trim estuary]

I mean me personally I wouldn’t sit by a tree rotting forever for my brother

[chilly crane]

Pretzels and cream cheese is the best combo

[lone crown]

Better than Miquella

[cold maple]

not trina my goat

[smoky nebula]

She's really sick and sleepy

[cold maple]

i hate miquella too

[lone crown]

Trina is the best though yeah

[smoky nebula]

Our goat finlay had to carry her across the map

[cold maple]

miquella was there and he left her cuz why not

[trim estuary]

Could the needle that you use to free yourself of the Flame of Frenzy be used to free Malenia from the Scarlet Rot

[smoky nebula]

It was the needle that was in malenia
We find it in the very spot where radahn and malenia fought

[lone crown]

Morgott and Mohg are both very real homies, both responded to their trauma in the sewers differently though
Morgott fought for the love of the erdtree in spite of his oppressors, whereas Mohg abandonded it in opposition and started his own thing

[smoky nebula]

O'Neills arena is the ground 0

[smoky nebula]

Mohg found the mother of truth through the acceptance of his curse

[trim estuary]

Oh

[cold maple]

i want nap juice

[lone crown]

Mohg found it especially when his horn grew into his eye IIRC

The pain he felt at that moment

[cold maple]

ur pushing a positive mohg agenda, brainwashed

[lone crown]

Mohg did nothing wrong

Free Mohg

[cold maple]

besides his blood cult

[trim estuary]

bet you hate the Formless Mother

[smoky nebula]

Giant enemy fool I need to know
Are you of the "thorn sorcery star and formless mother are related" camp
Because I think they are

[cold maple]

freak ass

[cold maple]

she’s a sadist

[trim estuary]

Who isn’t these days

[cold maple]

sad imitation of Oedon the goat

[lone crown]

I believe so

[smoky nebula]

His wings are so cool

[lone crown]

Anyway i had this theory i have been crafting for literal years now

[cold maple]

o st trina

[lone crown]

About the Nox, Twinbird, the old cultures of Death, and the era that predated the Erdtree

[trim estuary]

True Trina’s OST is pretty good

[sinful flare]

whos true tina

[lone crown]

If this Nightreign timeline is what I think it is, if we actually see the Twinbird this means im right

[cold maple]

Putrescent knight ost is my favorite one in the game

[lone crown]

Especially the nox focus and especially the "night lord"

Putrescent Knight is extremely underrated

[smoky nebula]

Remind me, the twinbird is like the deathbird god right

[lone crown]

I love it so much

[lone crown]

The twinbird is the envoy of an outer god

Its the vassal for it, like elden beast for the greater will

[smoky nebula]

Putrescent knight was actually really fun to fight, kinda wish I wasn't on a holy build so I could have enjoyed it more

[cold maple]

Blackflame > Ghostflame

[lone crown]

Get out of here

[smoky nebula]

Why are you so wrong

[lone crown]

Death's poker still remains the most broken shit in the game for PvE

[smoky nebula]

All manners of death were burnt in ghostflame

[cold maple]

sorry but the death cult i pledge allegiance is mother geq

[smoky nebula]

And you will be burnt in ghostflame as well

[lone crown]

Anyway there's a good chance all these death flames were in unison at some point

But thats not confirmed and in very speculative territory

[cold maple]

GEQ my other goat

[chilly crane]

WOWOWO

[lone crown]

Anyway I pray for the twinbird in nightreign

[cold maple]

give me skin

[smoky nebula]

I always interpreted black flame and the flame of destined death to basically be the same thing just in slightly different form

[lone crown]

It would fit so well as a nightlord

[cold maple]

i was heartbroken to see no geq

[trim estuary]

Are you sure it’s not dead

[smoky nebula]

It's a death bird of sorts, I think it's always dead

[cold maple]

it is basically

[chilly crane]

f;omt amd stee;eee;;;// cjockennn Joockkkyu

[lone crown]

Deathbirds we fight are dead lmao

[trim estuary]

Are you sure it’s not dead dead

[cold maple]

the Blackflame is a faith based incantation that channels DD when it was still in the Elden ring

[lone crown]

And even if twinbird's dead, outer gods will always find a way to manifest into the world once more and attempt to seize power

[smoky nebula]

I wonder if we'll get nito in nightreign

[lone crown]

I have an entire theory with Godwyn but that's far too long

[cold maple]

it had the same function as maliketh little sword flame pre seal

[smoky nebula]

Fool you should help me melt it all down in the yellow chaos flame

[trim estuary]

nuh uh Ranni will repel them 🙏

[cold maple]

Maliketh my final goat

no haters

too good

[smoky nebula]

This can only be done by unalloyed gold

[lone crown]

Actually I find it interesting how both halves of the cursemark are for characters associated with Night and Death

I also find interesting how the Nox, associated with the Night, also have Twinbird iconography on the moon talisman

[sharp agate]

Can yall wish me luck? Gotta wake up at 5 am tomorrow

[trim estuary]

Neutral luck to you

[lone crown]

And the nox DO use ghostflame

[cold maple]

well that’s because the death rune was used

[lone crown]

The cultures are definitely connected

At least loosely

[cold maple]

they’re connected in some fashion for sure

[lone crown]

But not anymore i think they're definitely more connected than we think

[cold maple]

ranni mentor was probably from there

[smoky nebula]

The suppressing pillar would have been an amazing spot for a death related boss

[lone crown]

Its so crazy, the Twinbird shouldve been in SOTE but it straight up didnt

[trim estuary]

Was the Twinbird cut content of some sort or

[cold maple]

GEQ should have been in SOTE

[lone crown]

All forms of Death washing up? The spiritgraves? The gravebirds everywhere? The fucking Cerulean Coast AND Charo's Hidden Grave?

[smoky nebula]

I mean we kinda got putrescent as a death boss but still

[cold maple]

for a land of death it was lacking in death shite

[lone crown]

Putrescent knight is interesting because despite using ghostflame as its power, its codename is GloamEyedKnight

[cold maple]

rewrite slop

[cold maple]

rewrite

[smoky nebula]

Guessing they had intended for it to be a black flame boss at some point

[lone crown]

Not only are these areas filled with death and whatnot but the colors of both zones match the twinbird shield AND the red and blue branchsword talismans

[cold maple]

u really like the twinbirds

[smoky nebula]

It's vexing

[lone crown]

Its so aggravating man, it felt so fucking obvious to include

And yes ghostflame is my favorite class of magic or whatever you want to call it

[cold maple]

i think trina had a different role, geq was in, they decided to scrap geq, and combine geq and trina in function

[lone crown]

the Death shit is awesome

Oh and by the way, you're gonna love the Revenant class in Nightreign

[cold maple]

Blackflame is right there

[cunning geode]

elden ring

[smoky nebula]

Are you one of Godwyn's death knights

[cunning geode]

i saw Death and thought of the band and then i blackedout

[lone crown]

Blackflame is too edgy and idk i dont fuck with it that much tbh

[smoky nebula]

The wings they have are also awesome and clearly related to death rite birds it's so clear

[lone crown]

I like the idea of burning bodies with ghostflame for some afterlife ritual

[cold maple]

divine flame of death > bird necromancy

[lone crown]

Life in death, death in life

[cold maple]

ugly birds

[smoky nebula]

We do not endorse those who live in death here

[lone crown]

I hated myself so much to the point where I beat an Elden Ring RANDOMIZER where all enemies and wildlife in the game were replaced by Death Rite Birds

[cold maple]

how is blackflame edgy besides the people who use it ahem

[smoky nebula]

Holy build‽

[lone crown]

It's impossible to do without constant quit-outs in many parts, especially before getting Torrent

[cold maple]

i loved my blackflame build

[lone crown]

And even with torrent they will snipe you

[lone crown]

Blah blah blah burn the gods blah blah skin them and wear them blah blah

[smoky nebula]

You're quite the death fanboy
How do you feel about fia

[lone crown]

Actually i dont like Fia

[smoky nebula]

Wtf you don't like to be held‽

[lone crown]

But I do find interesting how a ghostflame spell comes from godwyn's body when you attack Fia

Like thats the only time it reacts

[cold maple]

ur goat is irrelevant

has beens

[trim estuary]

I would argue that blackflame is far more irrelevant than ghostflame

[lone crown]

Ghostflame is fucking everywhere and by extension deathroot

And spirits are literally everywhere

[cold maple]

the outer god of death is irrelevant

[lone crown]

Blackflame isnt in many spots and is also nonexistent in the DLC

[cold maple]

the only focus is destined death

[lone crown]

Clearly not, there's many death things at play

[smoky nebula]

Like 5 spots

[trim estuary]

GEQ is not more relevant than them bro 😭

[lone crown]

The outer god of death has no confirmed connections to destined death

[cold maple]

in recent history yes it is

[lone crown]

its only been uttered in the context of the deathbirds

[cold maple]

exactly

[lone crown]

The old culture still lives on via TWLID

And deathroot, a phenomena after Godwyn's passing

[cold maple]

the entire story revolves around destined death, which GEQ was heavily involved with, her apostles are mandatory bosses

[lone crown]

Hell even the Shadow Keep in SOTE once belonged to this old culture

[smoky nebula]

Divine tower of Altus I think
Divine tower of caelid
volcano manor
Windmill village
Godskin duo
And then that one spiritcaller snail

[cold maple]

i’m saying that death faction has more present relevancy than the outer god who no one knows anything about

[lone crown]

What death faction

[smoky nebula]

All the black flame NPCs I can think of

[cold maple]

GEQ and apostles

[lone crown]

Also yeah youre right the outer god is a complete mystery

So ofc

[cold maple]

nor will it ever be elaborated upon

[lone crown]

However the elements of death we DO see loosely connected to it are more prevalent

[lone crown]

Wrong wrong wrong wrong WRONG.

[cold maple]

elden ring 2 is not in the works

[lone crown]

But Nightreign is

Bozo....

[cold maple]

not canon

[lone crown]

Its its own canon, aspects of it will help us understand more about the way ER's world works but of course its timeline is separate

Its timeline is identical up until the shattering

[cold maple]

so not canon

[lone crown]

Its an alternate sequence of events

[cold maple]

not canon

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[lone crown]

One could say "yeah Nightreign is canon but Elden Ring isnt"

[cold maple]

no

[lone crown]

Yes!

[chilly crane]

elden right nit ght reia g

[cold maple]

we’re talking about elden ring

which is its own canon

bringing up nightreign is irrelevant

[lone crown]

Oh then yeah the story wont be the same, doesn't mean we can't extrapolate info from Nightreign

[sharp agate]

The only canon i need is the Lil Debby lore

[cold maple]

it is irrelevant to what i was saying

[lone crown]

Seeing an alternate sequence of events in fact DOES help us understand the world in a grander scale

[cold maple]

which is outer god of death is irrelevant to anything in elden

[lone crown]

Wrong again!

[cold maple]

no one cares

ur coping

[lone crown]

You don't even want to have a discussion about anything though

[cold maple]

did a single npc even talk about that outer god

because ur not being reasonable

[lone crown]

I am fully aware the outer god is a complete mystery

[cold maple]

the outer god is cool world building lore with no plot relevancy

[lone crown]

That's where the fun in speculating comes from? Working with what you have?

I was not discussing the actual PLOT of ER

[cold maple]

that’s all i’ve been saying

i have been the entire time

i said ur goat is irrelevant

[lone crown]

To our tarnished yes

Not important at all

[cold maple]

we know absolutely nothing and nothing is elaborated upon

and it will stay that way in elden canon

[lone crown]

Ehhh i mean we got slightly more info about how the death shit works in the DLC but its whatever

Idk why you speak in finalities like its not possible

[cold maple]

because he has no plans for a sequel

[lone crown]

...i know

[sharp agate]

Bog2 is here

[cold maple]

u just said u didn’t know

[sharp agate]

[brittle arch]

how do you know

i was lurking

[sharp agate]

I sensed your evil

[lone crown]

Please point to when I said I didnt know there wont be any sequels for Elden Ring

Anyway this entire discussion is pointless

You're not being very fun to talk to... killjoy

[brittle arch]

that's sad

[cold maple]

u said u don’t know why i’m speaking in finalities but there isn’t anything left in elden

[brittle arch]

elden ring really got me to play a darksoul game

[cold maple]

it would have been really cool to see the outer god

[brittle arch]

somehow the elden beast returned

[gray parcel]

Grim is a mater at baiting

[gray parcel]

Best plot ever

[frozen frigate]

grim is tow mater

[brittle arch]

you mean master of bait ?

[cold maple]

my whole point was that twinbird faction isn’t as relevant as the godskins in plot at hand

but they’re still sick

[lone crown]

Oh yeah i agree

I think I kinda argued over the wrong thing

[gray parcel]

Y’all I know someone who thinks the berserk reference in ER is actual lore

Like the grafted sword to be specific

[lone crown]

What berserk reference there's like five million of them 😭

[gray parcel]

The grafted sword

[young saffron]

stacked 😭

[lone crown]

This year is fucking insane

[formal marsh]

take that car game out of the middle and put silksong there

[gray parcel]

Who are these randoms next to Assassins creed shadows

[young saffron]

agreed

[lone crown]

TGA this year is gonna get so heated other than GOTY which is gonna be a freebie to GTA6

[brittle arch]

oh yeah ? if this year 2025 is "insane" then where is silksong ?

[formal marsh]

top left

[young saffron]

hope gta is a flop

[lone crown]

Ngl same but thats not gonna happen

Rockstar ensures quality

[gray parcel]

I hope silksong is successful

[brittle arch]

Gta6 is not getting to top 10 honestly

i saw the future

[lone crown]

Even as someone who played gta i still dont see the hype all THAT much

[brittle arch]

they only ensure bank robs

[lone crown]

I view it as a really fun sandbox with cool shit to do

[mortal bluff]

Silksong for game of the year

[lone crown]

Which is what it basically is

[gray parcel]

Lie

[narrow lava]

What does this mean?

[gray parcel]

Silkmid is not topping most of those games

[lone crown]

All the games that have dropped/are dropping this year

[fiery burrow]

Wilds GOTY

[narrow lava]

:0 is it by anything official?

[lone crown]

Wdym?

[mortal bluff]

You right. Decade is far more fitting

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sick-cat-gag-gag-sick-cat-black-cat-gif-11593768429069686898

[young saffron]

No its just fan made but all games in the screenshots are confirmed 2025 releases

[narrow lava]

Where does the photo originate from?

[formal marsh]

all of them were confirmed to come out in 2025 independently

[lone crown]

Oh it was just made by some dude or dudette

[gray parcel]

Oh yeah btw I got a new pull up max

[formal marsh]

someone made a collage of them

[mortal bluff]

Doom game of year?

[young saffron]

SWEET what is it?

[brittle arch]

bro don't put shadow assasin there like it's hot shit

[narrow lava]

Its still possible that's another Xbox showcase situation

[heady iron]

bro tried sneaking in death stranding 2 in there 😭

[young saffron]

these uncultured FOOLS have not put hades 2, subnatuica 2?

[lone crown]

Replace the shadow assassins creed with the Ninja Gaiden thing

[young saffron]

in a world of chance anything is possible

[gray parcel]

23

[mortal bluff]

Fearless fox when?

[lone crown]

Its true that a delay can always happen again, but I seriously doubt TC would break the silence they had going for years to unveil a release window and new footage AND key art, only to not make it again

[wispy stream]

WOAH thats sick

[cunning geode]

chat

[lone crown]

Like at that point just be silent

[cunning geode]

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/pistolshrimp/free-stars-children-of-infinity

gruuhhh

hhghhhhhhgeee

[gray parcel]

23

[lone crown]

Everything will happen before Silksong

[young saffron]

holy smoly 23? insane pulling strength, oh yeah I managed to convince my parents and finally started paying for a gym
working out at the gym is infinitely better than at home

[lone crown]

Nameless King is back before Silksong

[cunning geode]

this is like

ok so i didnt really play this game or have nostalgia for it specifically

[lone crown]

Epic of Gilgamesh got updated before Silksong

Mozart dropped before Silksong

[cunning geode]

but the vibe of this game is echoed in Spore

[young saffron]

buddy you are getting recruited lmaoo

[cunning geode]

and this

this is like more of that

[lone crown]

Wait did you say Spore.

[cunning geode]

that 70s scifi vibe

and i need it

[gray parcel]

OMG SPORREE REFERENCE

[reef scarab]

Tomorrow?

[lone crown]

God imagine a Spore game in the big 25? That shit would be life-changing

[young saffron]

yall know peak?

[lone crown]

Spore was SOOOOOOO ahead of its time

[cunning geode]

it was in fact too ambitious to release that early

[gray parcel]

Nah I put “going to college”

They are NOT GETTING me

[young saffron]

thats crazy 😭

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-spore-dance-gif-14387965675849981372

[lone crown]

You're getting drafted whether you like it or not

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-cheers-cheering-bro-gif-26562284

[fiery burrow]

Okay best spore gamemode

[lone crown]

The milkyway

[gray parcel]

I’m gay so they won’t ❤️‍🩹

[fiery burrow]

Big fan of stage 2

[formal marsh]

cell

[young saffron]

never played spore

[gray parcel]

Stage 4&5 is where it’s at

[smoky nebula]

No I'd win the lottery and not get my birthday called

[gray parcel]

Missing out

[stoic sigil]

Hollow Knight Silksong.

[young saffron]

sorry I was busy being a baby when it released 😔

[smoky nebula]

Oh wait I'm trans I can no longer serve in the military yay

[gray parcel]

It released when I was just born?? No excuses

[lone crown]

America doesnt view you as human either anymore 😔

[young saffron]

chat is this real?

[cunning geode]

then how come im playing doom all the time...

[lone crown]

Reminder that we are only four months into this presidency

[smoky nebula]

Ya lose some ya lose others

[lone crown]

And some diabolical shit has been happening

[smoky nebula]

The US had an executive order banning trans people from serving in the military

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/you're-old-craig-invincible-fight-girl-you've-aged-adult-swim-gif-8553507846889665115

[formal marsh]

thank god

[young saffron]

but thats like an advantage to trans ppl?

[gray parcel]

I’m not safe 💔💔

[formal marsh]

who would even willingly serve the military

[gray parcel]

I’ll have to get my boyfriend to save me

[stoic sigil]

Can we stop electing Evil McBabykicker? Thank!

[smoky nebula]

Just be mentally ill

[lone crown]

If all hope is lost and ive got nothing else to do with my life ill just become a pilot through airforce until my term is done

[formal marsh]

you dont get it. the majority either loves kicking babies, is stupid, or doesn't care about kicking babies and hates whatever the other guy stands for

[cunning geode]

i love kicking babies i just dont like mr mcbabykicker for other reason

[young saffron]

I think some ppl use it to fund education?

[stoic sigil]

Ppl will see the most evil person and be like "Yup, that's my guy!"

[lone crown]

Man

[smoky nebula]

50% of military ads I see are specifically about how they'll pay for your education

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/arbree-arby's-arson-anime-vtuber-gif-10429016426485793939

[lone crown]

Always thinking about politics isnt healthy for your mood

That shit STIIINKS even though yes the situation STIIIINKS

[young saffron]

id rather be clueless than know what goes on around the world

[formal marsh]

im not always thinking about poltiics

[valid sable]

that's a bad thing

[formal marsh]

im frequently thinking about cats and other small beasts

[stoic sigil]

Gee I'd love to but unfortunately the politics are affecting ME

[lone crown]

Hell no

[cunning geode]

the other 50% are about how cool it is to bomb people

[young saffron]

okay being clueless is bad but its much more relaxing

[formal marsh]

its just like a video game

[lone crown]

Did you know actual us citizens are being detained and being questioned when returning from another country, like actual cases of it without explaining why

[cunning geode]

i remember when i started to see army ads targeted to make it appealing to gamers

[formal marsh]

isnt that from old people's era

[stoic sigil]

Isn't America just straight up deporting official US Citizens

[lone crown]

I think there are also talks or re-evaluating peoples' citizenship, aka revoking naturalized peoples' citizenship

[cunning geode]

is that what were calling the 90s now

the old people's era

[young saffron]

did u see the case where a judge dismissed a guys case only for ICE to arrest him again in the court room?

[smoky nebula]

Not yet but as enemy says, they're talking about it

[lone crown]

They can get away with everything man

[woeful matrix]

wait what

[smoky nebula]

The amount of green cards just being revoked for no reason

[woeful matrix]

tf thats insane

[young saffron]

man if I was in america id LEAVE

[lone crown]

Innocents also being sent to el salvador which im sure everyone knows atp

[woeful matrix]

most of people cant do that

[marsh ibex]

sure you would with the amount of money you definitely have and the ability to have a job in the place you go to

[young saffron]

also the way ICE arrests ppl they pull up in regular clothing, masks, covered faces etc so it looks like you are being fucking robbed so any normal person would fight back

[young saffron]

thats why I work as a garbage truck driver

[marsh ibex]

You don’t have a job be fr

[young saffron]

I dont lmao

[lone crown]

Did you know America taxes you for having us citizenship but living elsewhere

[woeful matrix]

censor please

[marsh ibex]

I didn’t say pl*ase

[woeful matrix]

ok bro

[cunning geode]

plase

[lone crown]

Other than Eritrea i think its the only country that does that

[fiery burrow]

There are no good english speaking places to move

[cunning geode]

hell

[marsh ibex]

I didn’t say k or br either

[marsh ibex]

they don’t speak english in hell

[lone crown]

Not fully correct but yes its ideal to learn another language to make it easier

[fiery burrow]

Only like 1000 days to go

[marsh ibex]

They speak hellenistic because the devil was from grease

[cunning geode]

but the devil went down to georgia

[smoky nebula]

Georgia below hell‽

[young saffron]

for what?

[smoky nebula]

Oh wait hell is in polland

[marsh ibex]

Lamp oil

[cunning geode]

no he was there for business reasons

dont y'all know

[lone crown]

Rope

[fiery burrow]

New president

[cunning geode]

https://youtu.be/X9uk9IcoQ0w

obligatory

[fiery burrow]

Maybe this time we'll realize voting is good actually

[smoky nebula]

I know but going down to Georgia makes me think that hell is above Georgia, meaning Georgia is a lower layer of hell

[lone crown]

Never seen this happen before

[smoky nebula]

Have you seen us‽
We'd never vote for our interests

[cunning geode]

he's going down because he's going south from his starting point, washington d.c.

[midnight portal]

that's so weird, it's not blocked for me

[smoky nebula]

Ah

[midnight portal]

^ not this country

[swift sand]

beans

[marsh ibex]

I mean did you see the google trends of people googling after the election

that was

sobering.

[cunning geode]

oh god

"how do i change my vote"

[swift sand]

political beans?

[fiery burrow]

what 😭

[cunning geode]

im eatin beans rn

[marsh ibex]

that shit had me looking like oppenheimer bruh

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-cillian-murphy-cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-gif-1787947313354313976

[smoky nebula]

I know they were searching "what are tariffs" but wtf

[swift sand]

wildly depressing economy-killing worldwarthree happening beans

[valid sable]

about 36% of the country who could vote didn't vote

[young saffron]

this has blessed me... its so peak

[marsh ibex]

I was genuinely tweaking

[fiery burrow]

The fact that it took a nazi salute for people to realize maybe this wasn't a great idea

[cunning geode]

not even

[smoky nebula]

The fact more people didn't vote than voted for either party

[marsh ibex]

they rlly thought after the count and the reveal that they could just change their vote bro I’d say “open up the schools” but they wouldn’t pay attention if we did

[fiery burrow]

People with a quarter of a brain

[marsh ibex]

didn’t the same shit happen in like 2016 with a lot of people not voting

[brittle arch]

wave for taxi

[fiery burrow]

sound the dread alarm

[cunning geode]

https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg alright lets keep this ball rolling then

[marsh ibex]

Actually

How many people here can raise an eyebrow?

[fiery burrow]

Me

[cunning geode]

i can ye

[young saffron]

I can, but only the right side

[fiery burrow]

Not my left one

[smoky nebula]

Mee

[marsh ibex]

bro why is it like that

like deadass I’m the same way

is it like corresponding with whatever your dominant hand is?

[fiery burrow]

Everytime I'm washing my hands I practice my eyebrow raising skills

[young saffron]

left handed people arent real

[brittle arch]

i can rise the left side but it take more effort

[valid sable]

but I'm right here

[fiery burrow]

Its like a muscle you got to flex or something

[brittle arch]

the trick is to hold your right one in place first

[young saffron]

It feels like my head is gonna explode to raise the left

[fiery burrow]

You know how to do the right one but not the left one

[formal marsh]

i cant

[marsh ibex]

Ah

[fiery burrow]

You're WHAT here?

[marsh ibex]

The old me would have laughed at you and made light of your inability

[brittle arch]

why you block my goat kuratheris he did nothing

[marsh ibex]

now I’ll simply wish you the best

[viscid wind]

🤨

[marsh ibex]

sometimes I practice finger whistling

[formal marsh]

thanks for not laughing at me and making light of my inability, new joker

[marsh ibex]

Still don’t get it

[formal marsh]

rub it in why dont you

[brittle arch]

i can never whistle

[marsh ibex]

‘S a giant skill issue

[fiery burrow]

I can't whistle

[marsh ibex]

I can regular mouth whistle but like

Finger whistling is loud

And I need jt

For devious purposes

[fiery burrow]

I blame my 2nd grade teacher who stopped me from trying

[brittle arch]

just scream or sth

[formal marsh]

couldnt it maybe be useful in your job too

[marsh ibex]

I mean we have actual whistles for that

[formal marsh]

true but what if you lose your actual whistle

and the backup and the backup backup

[marsh ibex]

for some reason my culture finds whistling hella disrespectful

[fiery burrow]

You hum to show respect

[marsh ibex]

when I was a kid I’d always get told not to whistle it was rude or smth

[fiery burrow]

Whistling is informal

[marsh ibex]

now I do it whenever

[brittle arch]

blame the goverment is very disrespectful in my country

[marsh ibex]

let me speak to the people piccolo

Let me speak

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/piccolo-piccolo-being-held-back-piccolo-tweaking-piccolo-held-back-dragon-ball-gif-570644723604683178

[formal marsh]

i mean it depends on what you mean by whistling
i honestly cant see a situation where someone would whistle and not be disrespectful

[marsh ibex]

like to the tune of music bruh

[brittle arch]

i don't understand the joke

[formal marsh]

all that comes to mind is doing finger whistles to be loud as fuck or the "pretty woman awooga" whistle

[marsh ibex]

Thirtyyyyy

[formal marsh]

THAT IS CONSIDERED DISRESPECTFUL?

[cunning geode]

horseradish

[marsh ibex]

Those are called wolf whistles

[formal marsh]

okay thats fucking insane

[marsh ibex]

the pretty woman one

And I alr said I can’t finger whistle

[young saffron]

joking

[fiery burrow]

Calling my dog:

[fiery burrow]

Maybe you listen to mid music

[valid sable]

I can whistle from the back of my throat and out my nose

am I cool

[fiery burrow]

Alien

[brittle arch]

for example ?

[fiery burrow]

Video game OSTs

But not Wilds'

[brittle arch]

mods get this guy outta here

there's plenty of peak game osts

[fiery burrow]

I should make one of them top 50 album thingamajigs

[valid sable]

ima turn the music off next time I play Wilds

[cunning geode]

https://youtu.be/dVbyQkn6GWg

[fiery burrow]

Ignored

When the ZS theme hits

[marsh ibex]

no it’s just

[brittle arch]

when you see a hot women

[marsh ibex]

what?

[marsh ibex]

Don’t be weird man

[brittle arch]

sorry

[marsh ibex]

Catcalling is cringe

[brittle arch]

i think thats a form of respect

[rapid abyss]

Really?

[marsh ibex]

We must be better

[marsh ibex]

yeah

[fiery burrow]

pspspspsps

[rapid abyss]

Interesting

I cant whistle anyways

[chilly crane]

i think i am going to die from my allergies

[brittle arch]

same

[smoky nebula]

This is genuinely how I catcall my friends

[quartz cave]

Its gonna be my new wallpaper for sure

[fiery burrow]

A: What?
B: What?

[rapid abyss]

I dont get the point of catcalling

[smoky nebula]

When trying to get my friends to approach I do this

[rapid abyss]

If my friends said pspspsps to me id stab them

[fiery burrow]

That ain't what catcalling means bro

[brittle arch]

yeah think about it it's pretty gross

[marsh ibex]

there had to be a better way to say this bro

[rapid abyss]

Just funny i think

[smoky nebula]

They're all cat owners they understand

[brittle arch]

maybe if you know the person and they're alr with it

you can do that

[marsh ibex]

catcalling is when you objectify a person not what star said

[marsh ibex]

verbally

usually a random passerby

[rapid abyss]

Howndo you spell out the low whistle

[brittle arch]

I objectify my friends on daily basis

[rapid abyss]

Weet woo

My friend with perfect pitch can do it really well

[marsh ibex]

wtf is a weet woo bro

[chilly crane]

https://tenor.com/view/wee-woo-spongebob-patrick-gif-25732603

[chilly crane]

i think he means a wolf whistle

[marsh ibex]

I was just about to ask that

[fiery burrow]

alright what vgms and anime osts are we adding to this