sk-discussion

[glossy berry]

i havent actually looked at the 7-1 run since doing minimum kills stuff for it do you still use the sloped ceiling to the right of the entrance

[quiet token]

Yes

[glossy berry]

or is there other untagged walls

oh ok cool good to know

[chilly crane]

Should I be the pope

[glossy berry]

you would make a phenomenal pope

provided this one doesnt call all his bishops slurs again im happy with whatever

[wet gull]

he did what now ? lmao

[fiery burrow]

i ain't cut out for this 😔

[chilly crane]

Poop

[quiet token]

The hardest levels to get sub minute on were 6-2 and 7-1 since both require rocket clips but 7-1 is the hardest

[opaque sigil]

as popes go iirc francis wasn't thaaaaaaaat bad (key phrase as popes go)

[chilly crane]

He was liberal

[uneven carbon]

wait francis is dead?

[glossy berry]

francis died this morning yeah

[uneven carbon]

damn

[fiery burrow]

how are 3-1 and 2-3 done

[uneven carbon]

not really unexpected tho

[chilly crane]

He supported decriminalizing homosexuality and fighting climate change

[quiet token]

Have i mentioned i've gotten every level in ultrakill below sub minute lol

[glossy berry]

i mean the 7-1 one has a lineup tbf it isnt so bad
find it far more consistent than 6-1 tbh

[fiery burrow]

muffin did

[open narwhal]

i thought then i saw hkmain then i got irreversible dementia so i forgor gn

[chilly crane]

Isn’t below sub a double negative

[uneven carbon]

pope francis could’ve done it in sub 30

[opaque sigil]

iirc he also did something about some loophole the church used to shelter and facilitate abuse

[chilly crane]

You could’ve just said sub smh

[quiet token]

3-1 is literally just sliding across the first door in a funny way and rocket riding to the P-door

[fiery burrow]

[shell yacht]

Oh yeah didn't he out a bunch of guys within the church at some point

[chilly crane]

Did you tell him about the d o r e

[fiery burrow]

"yup. that's a cavity"

[opaque sigil]

I think he did it after so like still fuck him for not being proactive but it's better than sticking to those guns

[uneven carbon]

I think he also ran into a burning building and saved a pack of puppies

[glossy berry]

that one time

[uneven carbon]

wait no that was me my bad

[wet gull]

damn that's crazy

[wet gull]

I heard he was really inclusive tho, so I'm kind of confused now

[quiet token]

2-3 is also sliding across the door to the up left in a funny way but with the weapon wheel open to make it consistent, rocket riding to the last arena and finishing the level

[chilly crane]

He actually was the devil

[uneven carbon]

his name wasn’t even francis his actual name was burger not even kidding

[fiery burrow]

shrimple as that

[oblique musk]

He was inclusive by papal standards, which is not a high bar.

[glossy berry]

he called "gender ideology" [read: transgender people] "the worst danger of today"

[quiet token]

Yeah it's really silly

[glossy berry]

hes inclusive for a pope, doesnt make him inclusive by any means no

its like the bare minimum

[quiet token]

An insane amount of ultrakill levels are like that

[uneven carbon]

pope francis is kinda like ultra kill

if you think about it

[oblique musk]

Most of the inclusiveness I attribute to the copy of Undertale.

[chilly crane]

What if instead of transgender it was trentgender

[glossy berry]

matpat cured the pope of homophobia its real

[heady iron]

shame mossbag won't be able to gift the pope a copy of silksong

[fiery burrow]

2-3 is trickier

[uneven carbon]

pope loved sans so much he wanted to become a skeleton

[quiet token]

The worst level to speedrun gotta be 7-3 tho that one is terrible i hate it

[chilly crane]

Why did Mat pat hive the pope undertake

[fiery burrow]

Mods mark him for death

[uneven carbon]

your saying this like that isn’t the most mat pat thing to do

[glossy berry]

they had the orchestra/circus play him megalovania in 2022

and he loved it

[chilly crane]

Did he play it

[uneven carbon]

non zero chance mat pat will become the pope in the future

[glossy berry]

what

[uneven carbon]

it’s possible

just not probable

[chilly crane]

No it is you have to like go through insane processes to even have a chance at being elected

[heady iron]

wilbo should become pope and start shitposting on whatever official twitter acct the vatican has

[uneven carbon]

yeah he’s still young enough to have time to become a deacon

[quiet token]

You gotta jump onto the right hedge at the start, slide into the wall and PRAY that it clips you out of bounds fast, rocket ride in the pitch black void to find the stairs that lead to the last arena completely blind, and then do a long ass arena fight where everything moves all at once and if you don't do things fast enough everything goes out of order

Oh and also, the last update made the hedge clip even MORE inconsistent:D

[glossy berry]

oh yeah no 7-3 is so shit actually i hate hedge clip so much

[quiet token]

SO FUCKING REAL

[fiery burrow]

Erm

[glossy berry]

the audacity to consciously leave it in the game, and still keep it as dogshit as ever is so rude

[quiet token]

Yeah that happens lol

[glossy berry]

you can slide clip through all lust doors yeah

[quiet token]

Yeah 😭

[chilly crane]

The bodacity

[quiet token]

Iirc someone requested a dev to make it better or canonize it or smth in the ultrakill discord

[fiery burrow]

i got the clip

[spare fractal]

hi everyone!

[quiet token]

And the dev said it's difficult to get the clip to be consistent without messing things up and that it's usually hakitas job to canonize clips

[fiery burrow]

let me in...

[quiet token]

Lmao

[glossy berry]

hihi!! :D

[spare fractal]

hihihi mae!!! :D

[quiet token]

You have to rocket ride from under the arena, get the checkpoint and use it on the pause menu

Forgot to mention that

[fiery burrow]

I see

Thanks

[brittle arch]

ok one hell of an introduction

[quiet token]

Np :3

[fiery burrow]

now its 2-4 time

[quiet token]

I should go back and speedrun 2-4 it's my last act 1 level over 30 seconds

[glossy berry]

ultrakill speedrunning my beloved actually good luck godspeed

[fiery burrow]

failed the clip got stuck smh

got it

[quiet token]

Yeah I find that clip somewhat harder now than before for some reason

[opaque sigil]

skissue probably idk I don't speedrun

[fiery burrow]

heck yeah

[quiet token]

Hell yeah :3

[fiery burrow]

thats all of act 1 and prelude

[quiet token]

You were a lot faster getting 2-4 sub 1 than i was lol

Getting sub minute in act 2 and layer 7 only gets harder btw

Sub minute on all levels is probably still possible on current patch though

Got no clue about 7-4

[fiery burrow]

Is there a clip in 4-3

[quiet token]

Yeah

[glossy berry]

yes

[topaz totem]

is that a jojo reference??

[quiet token]

In the open room to the right at the start there's a ceiling with no collision to replace an old clip that got patched out

[glossy berry]

corner of this room

[fiery burrow]

what

[glossy berry]

just slam storage up into it

[fiery burrow]

ooh but I need to beat the final room quickly

[glossy berry]

mhm mhm

[quiet token]

There's a soap at the top of the last room lmao

[glossy berry]

there is!

[quiet token]

It instakills enemies, just whiplash with it

[leaden delta]

oh any% running ggs

[chilly crane]

Not quite my tempo

[fiery burrow]

Oh right

[glossy berry]

the last room in 4-3 is currently the second highest number of required kills in any room across the entire game

7-3 final arena has 33 kills over 28 in 4-3 iirc

[quiet token]

4-4 is one of the hardest levels for sub minute, took me a while to learn how to do it

[uneven carbon]

are you a runner or are you a dragger

or are you going to be on my fucking time

[quiet token]

Though i've learned how to deadcoin since then 😭

Could probably be a bit faster than 47(?) seconds

[cunning geode]

have you learned efficient BFG tracer timing/aiming

[quiet token]

[fiery burrow]

fun level

[cunning geode]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/645365315806429194/777519777807335454/image0-7-1.gif

[quiet token]

waddahell is that....

[cunning geode]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829112311678763109/979520572243456060/nam.gif

[fiery burrow]

v2 time

My PB is only 11 seconds over a minute which is good

[quiet token]

True

There are tons of small slowdowns you can run into at the start of the level

[tame atlas]

unfriendly reminder that the Silksong trailer is still gone from the Steam page

[cunning geode]

it’s about timing your BFG ball in classic doom with the subsequent spread of hitscan tracers once the ball explodes

that gun doesn’t work like any other weapon in any other FPS game since

though i’d be excited to be proven wrong

[quiet token]

So kinda like rhythm in classic NES games?

[cunning geode]

not quite because it’s not gonna be the same timing

when you fire the BFG it charges up for 1 second then launches a projectile. until that projectile collides with an enemy or a wall nothing else happens

once it collides you fire out 40 or so invisible hitscan attacks in a spread originating from you, not the projectile

[livid tree]

yo what

[tame atlas]

The silksong trailer has been removed from the Steam store page for the past 3 days

[chilly crane]

It’s a glitch

[cunning geode]

is it ragebaiting hours already

[opaque sigil]

gee you can either listen to the representative of the team or some random on discord who definitely knows what they're talking about real coin toss there

[cunning geode]

hey coin toss we’re back to ultrakill again!

[chilly crane]

Every hour is ragebait hour

[tame atlas]

Today is easter. The Silksong trailer will rise anew today

[opaque sigil]

true

[uneven carbon]

every hour is a ragebaiting hour

[cunning geode]

in 2077

[opaque sigil]

no it wasn't

[uneven carbon]

ragebaiting is such a boring word what ever happened to trolling

[cunning geode]

you’re so right Jeff

[patent heath]

22 years before ATSV takes place.

[cunning geode]

i don’t recognize that acronym

[tame atlas]

Also unfriendly, evil, and downright hostile reminder that Hollow Knight was released 2 weeks after its final trailer

[patent heath]

Across The Spider-Verse.

[cunning geode]

Avatar The Silly-Verse

[uneven carbon]

i’m alway right

[uneven carbon]

wait they should actually make this

[versed pollen]

Yea it would go viral

[patent heath]

Acetone The Soluble-Verse.

[cunning geode]

ATSV also means Ahhh The Sickening Virus!

[uneven carbon]

we should make it, how about a 50/50 split down the middle

[patent heath]

Ok, it's actually not.

[versed pollen]

Oh I'm not helping you make it I'm just sayin'

[uneven carbon]

think of the money

[versed pollen]

Good news is you get all the money. Bad news is you have no one to help you

[cunning geode]

win win

[opaque sigil]

just take royalties

[versed pollen]

Royalties for providing ideas 😌

[tame atlas]

s

[uneven carbon]

it’s gonna be so viral

[versed pollen]

Not enough thinkers get paid nowadays. People should earn money by sitting around and spouting ideas

We've become an anti-think society

[uneven carbon]

that’s kinda what I do but I just talk to myself

[cunning geode]

it’s just like they say,
i don’t need no friends i don’t need no home just everybody dead and my nuclear throne

[uneven carbon]

the government needs to be paying me in others tax dollars now

[uneven carbon]

mid game buddy

[versed pollen]

Don't say that

[uneven carbon]

ok sorry

[cunning geode]

EXCUSE ME???

[uneven carbon]

below mid

is that better

[cunning geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/232587540719206400/1315544108089217095/ezgif.com-cut.gif

[versed pollen]

You might get sentenced to the meat grinder

[topaz totem]

But that would require me to think

[versed pollen]

To live in an anti-think society? I would imagine it requires the opposite

[leaden delta]

can hakita make brutal cerbs not ass

[uneven carbon]

and i’ll live cuz i’m just better

[gray parcel]

We already live in an anti think society

It’s called #sk-discussion

[cunning geode]

no they’ve gotta be on the same level as cyberdemons its foretold

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829112311678763109/979520572243456060/nam.gif

[leaden delta]

Ughhhhhhh

[topaz totem]

To get paid for being a person that thinks

[leaden delta]

it’s so dogshit

[cunning geode]

roll with the punches

[leaden delta]

their windboxes r oversized and send u three million away

[cunning geode]

or explosions

[leaden delta]

double dash

[uneven carbon]

persona:

[leaden delta]

shockwaves generally

[gray parcel]

You wouldn’t be making any money then smh

[uneven carbon]

I think so hard

harder than anyone else

[topaz totem]

[uneven carbon]

you would be amazed by how well I can color inside the lines

my brain just thinks that much

[fresh zodiac]

im reading jojolion and the pictures wont load, theyre trying to stop me...

[topaz totem]

When I was born I thought the doctors they all said I think im bright

No commas

[uneven carbon]

when you give a mouse a cookie…

[uneven carbon]

whatever this means bro

[topaz totem]

It means thinking

[uneven carbon]

bro I can think of an apple and flip it you can’t even do that

i’m flipping apples in my mind constantly

just spinnin em around n shit

[cunning geode]

i’m flipping a green apple in YOUR mind

[uneven carbon]

bro…. what.

[versed pollen]

That's deep

[gray parcel]

DONT think of an elephant

[uneven carbon]

well i’ll rotate a banana 45 degrees in any direction

in YOUR mind

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-its-a-giraffe-spongebob-squarepants-gif-16522065

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/go-to-sleep-gif-8171860664113242177

[cunning geode]

sorry too busy thinking about giraffes

[vivid wagon]

why have they still not fixed the steam trailer 😭

[uneven carbon]

cuz they hate you

[cunning geode]

yeah

[harsh yarrow]

Probably something that steam needs to fix, and that will take time

thats all

[uneven carbon]

no

that’s dumb

[gray parcel]

Bc SS is mid

[uneven carbon]

it’s because team cherry hates alog specifically

kinda crazy

[viscid wind]

not a priority!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[uneven carbon]

you don’t understand they NEED to fix it DELAY THE GAME

[viscid wind]

you know what is a priority????????? eating chocolate eggs for easter

[uneven carbon]

they need to delay the game to fix the steam page this is a major issue

[viscid wind]

what if Leth is not in on it
but william is 😈

[midnight portal]

https://tenor.com/view/shaman-wizard-ena-dream-bbq-dream-bbq-gif-3667992132164954870

[gray parcel]

I’m sorry I gotta send this every time I see Saint

[uneven carbon]

what if nintendo just took insider gameplay footage from team cherry and announced it for 2025 without their knowledge or consent and that’s why they took it down from the steam page

and it’s a giant scandal

and then team cherry sues nintendo for misuse of copyrighted footage

and they win

and they become the next nintendo with all the money

what if that happened what would you do

[fiery burrow]

What if team cherry cancelled Silksong to play Monster Hunter

[opaque sigil]

based

[fiery burrow]

It makes sense, think about it

I just pray they aren't playing GU

[rocky flicker]

Ew

[opaque sigil]

it does get good eventually

[viscid wind]

i dongt think it takes 5 years to beat monhun

could explain that they were on holiday since the holiday signoff blogpost

[real river]

https://tenor.com/view/revenant-apex-stroke-dance-i-gif-13371944945661815311

( and i still didnt understand )

[viscid wind]

understand*

[uneven carbon]

tread lightly buddy

disrespecting monster hunter is crazy work

[cunning geode]

“monster hunter wilds stole the hype” style theory

[viscid wind]

there was any hype for monhun wilds ??????

[cunning geode]

absolutely

are you kidding

[uneven carbon]

yes?

[viscid wind]

i saw one person talking about it total until like a week ago

[cunning geode]

in this channel you mean

[uneven carbon]

bro mh wilds was the most hyped mh game ever

[viscid wind]

ok december isnt a week ago actually

[cunning geode]

👹

[brittle arch]

this is my kingdom come

[viscid wind]

I never heard of mh before mh wilds on sgf

[oblique musk]

There is always hype for mid.

[uneven carbon]

it’s popular but not like super popular

[cedar trench]

they told me "annie you were the best at the grill today"

i'm so fucking proud of myserlf

[brittle arch]

Annie are you okay ?

[cedar trench]

like hell yeah!

[uneven carbon]

did you win the grill prize

[viscid wind]

mfs will like some nieche shit like monhun and then never heard of fractal block world

[uneven carbon]

the golden spatula

[cedar trench]

salmonella

[cunning geode]

Monster Hunter World was the game that really brought the franchise to more mainstream popularity, especially to English speakers

[oblique musk]

Are you okay annie ?

[opaque sigil]

mh wilds had a bigger launch than cyberpunk or elden ring

[uneven carbon]

yo 😂 what is salmon doin in my food? get out of there!

that’s like me to salmonella

[viscid wind]

88,043 bots, insane.

[uneven carbon]

if I were to talk to it

[sharp agate]

Is Reddit down for u mfers??

[viscid wind]

i never heard of elden ring until like a year since it released either

[brittle arch]

good

[fresh zodiac]

i read that in wattos voice

[viscid wind]

yeah actually its down dont try to fix it

[uneven carbon]

your not even real your an ai construct sent to earth to pick raspberries

[opaque sigil]

hell the wilds beta test had 460,000 concurrent players

[cunning geode]

i didn’t know about TF2 until like 2015 either

[uneven carbon]

when reddit is down the world is at peace

[cedar trench]

this guy he was either fucking with me or completely stupid because he put some bread w/sausage on it on the (now inactive) grill face down, waited until the charcoal smoke made it slightly brown and THEN said "hey girl i think this stuff is cookes look it's charred" and took a bite out of raw pig meat and shitty cancer bread

[formal sapphire]

do you live under a boulder like patrick star

[viscid wind]

Sorry, as an AI language model I am unable to do physical actions such as "pick raspberries".

[cunning geode]

can you pick blueberries

[cedar trench]

he's gonna wake up tomorrow with cancer, a tapeworm and a tapeworm with cancer

[viscid wind]

Sorry, as an AI language model I eat """"blueberries"""" right off the stem, so I do not in fact "pick" them.

[oblique musk]

Cancer bread?

[tidal ruin]

Woah new bot?

[uneven carbon]

bread with cancer do you need them to spell it out buddy

[cedar trench]

he smothered it on the grill gunk and it took in alllllll the ash

[oblique musk]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-medic-nod-smile-nice-gif-5245441

[uneven carbon]

you don’t understand the black shit adds flavor

and it’s definitely not an excuse to not clean the grill

[real river]

mb

[cedar trench]

look at these sausages bro they had poison in them no wonder we paid so little

[uneven carbon]

never send a tf2 related gif to me ever again

[viscid wind]

how do i block a person twice

[cedar trench]

some geniuses gutted some sausages and spread the meat on some bread and shoved it face down on the grill. Which would've been fire if it weren't for the fact that it didn't fucking cook and the meat fell down the grill

[uneven carbon]

I don’t like looking at poop from the butt

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress-2-meet-the-scout-tf2-scout-grass-grows-gif-8488126196757465333

[oblique musk]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress2-grin-smile-interesting-gif-5734265

[uneven carbon]

streisand effect

[gray parcel]

Most real thing ever said here

[cunning geode]

yes

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/sealyx-thanos-avengers-endgame-gif-710112898283581777

[uneven carbon]

what did you use to oil the grill

[gray parcel]

Y’all I bought the new cat skin in fortnite

I don’t even play fort anymore

[uneven carbon]

I would do that too if I had too much money

which I don’t

[cedar trench]

beer

[oblique musk]

You go to their house irl and fight them

[tropic current]

Ss discussion is nothing but silksong

[uneven carbon]

which kind

[cunning geode]

The whole silksong and nothing but the silksong

[cedar trench]

the mediocre kind

meat tasted like wood chips and alcohol

which was awesome

[uneven carbon]

i’ll spread the news

[cedar trench]

some guy kept blowing the flame and all the ash came flying onto some perfectly decent burgers

never grease your goats up because they'll get #grilled #beastmode

[gray parcel]

“Too much money” I’m running in my last $100

[uneven carbon]

and your buying cat skins in a game you don’t play

[oblique musk]

Chat, I have a question. After the April 2nd incident, I believe that Leth officially """disproving""" a rumor lends more credence to the rumor being true. Am I cooked?

[gray parcel]

Correct

[uneven carbon]

let me introduce you to the world of crypto

[gray parcel]

I make horrible financial decisions

[cedar trench]

i still think it was a coincidence

[gray parcel]

I’m not that bad at financial management

[uneven carbon]

your about to make so much money your going to complain about all the money you’ll be making

[uneven carbon]

he gets it

[uneven carbon]

what’s the april 2nd incident

tell me now

[cedar trench]

there were so many drunk people at the party lmfao i saw one guy puke so much purple shit next to a tree

[uneven carbon]

tell them I said hi

next time you see them

[cedar trench]

sure!

[fresh zodiac]

nintendo direct showed silksong with a 2025 release

[uneven carbon]

oh yeah

forgot about that

nobody even cares about ss tho like cmon

[oblique musk]

It certainly could be. But the key art used in the April press releases was created less than a month after the infamous wilbo tweet. There had to be some idea among TC that they might add something to the direct, and Leth would know it better than anyone else. So why was he so adamant that it meant nothing, indirectly implying there would be nothing at the direct?
-# i think ive finally lost it. its over.

[cedar trench]

idk

[formal marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/283680756159741953/1347606988720308355/catthinksmall.gif

[cedar trench]

i think going insane over stuff like this is a bit silly

whatever happens i'll be happy regardless

[uneven carbon]

how do you do that little bottom text stuff I want to do that

[formal marsh]

hi ann

[cedar trench]

hey lune

[formal marsh]

you deserve happiness

[cunning geode]

complete planetary annihilation

[oblique musk]

I'm a perfectly sane man outside of this server. I become insane here to compensate.

[uneven carbon]

if the game releases and I play it then all is well

[cedar trench]

that's extremely kind of you to say. You too deserve happiness

[formal marsh]

splendid

[oblique musk]

Add -# before your text
-# Like this

[uneven carbon]

that’s great using that later

[rocky flicker]

I quite literally could not care less about monster hunter

[normal token]

Once a person enters #sk-discussion for the first time they create an alter ego

[uneven carbon]

ok well I couldn’t care more

one piece pie panel

[normal token]

-# test

[rocky flicker]

We should fuse and create someone who is mildly invested in monster hunter

[uneven carbon]

neutral mario

[cedar trench]

OH YEAH @formal marsh i asked that girl out she said she'll lmkkkkkkk but it's probably a yrs

[viscid wind]

i dont even hate every person i meet outsied of #sk-discussion

[uneven carbon]

that one

[viscid wind]

FOR SOME REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[uneven carbon]

that’s the one

[cedar trench]

Realest shit ever said

[uneven carbon]

that’s the one piece pie panel

[smoky nebula]

Are we that bad‽

[young saffron]

That's true

[shell yacht]

Yes you are insane

[rocky flicker]

…

[viscid wind]

no I just need to hate more people

[oblique musk]

Poor new role with his no image perms

[young saffron]

Do y'all talk the same way in discord and irl iends

[normal token]

no

[uneven carbon]

how do I get rid of this role

[rocky flicker]

You can hate me

[oblique musk]

Sorry for being insane, it will happen again.

[rocky flicker]

Fuck no

[versed pollen]

Skill

[smoky nebula]

Some of us have a semblance of sanity

[viscid wind]

the only way that the trailer removal is intentional is that leth is unaware of tc's shenanigans which is like one in a billion

[oblique musk]

Be patient.

[normal token]

irl I keep my desire for silksong low but online I must scream

[uneven carbon]

how patient

[oblique musk]

One in a billion is not zero.

[viscid wind]

3 to 7 business months

[dapper dove]

i talk the same on all of my social media but if i did that in a college related email i'd be cooked

[oblique musk]

About 24 hours worth of patient

[uneven carbon]

aw shucks

[viscid wind]

australia moving to the northern hemisphere overnight isnt a zero either

[rocky flicker]

We ain’t doing that I said no

[pulsar parcel]

hey guys how we doin

[viscid wind]

ok in that case it's almost a zero

[dapper dove]

don't the poles switch after a certain amount of time or am i demented

[viscid wind]

we will all be long dead by then, no?

[uneven carbon]

yes they do

[smoky nebula]

I'm a lot more formal and apologetic irl, but I am a bit like that on discord

[uneven carbon]

and right now they’re overdue in switching

[shell yacht]

Like 30 more minutes

[pulsar parcel]

beautiful

[uneven carbon]

still too long

[uneven carbon]

no they should’ve switched a while ago so it’s expected to happen in the near future

[sinful flare]

yeah

[uneven carbon]

I think they switch around every 300k years

[chilly crane]

Wowowiwowo

[smoky nebula]

Yeah but how long does the actual switch take

[dapper dove]

my irls will never know about my socials i will take this shit to the grave

[uneven carbon]

thousands of years lol

[cunning geode]

randomly

[chilly crane]

My vernacular is quite distinguished

[viscid wind]

still not in like next 20 years, no?

[uneven carbon]

no

[versed pollen]

I feel like "every 300k years" is large enough that generations of people would be within uncertainty 😭

[uneven carbon]

even if it did start the process is so slow we would die before the side effect start

it is kinda scary tho

[dapper dove]

if i attain immortality i will get to see it happen

[brittle arch]

real

[versed pollen]

Anyways I haven't done any research on the topic I just know that it happens. So what do I know really

[uneven carbon]

losing our magnetic field for a while

[uneven carbon]

lots of cancer

[brittle arch]

i wouldn't even wish immortality on my worst enemy

[rocky flicker]

Tf u mean we gonna lose our magnetic field

[chilly crane]

Actually I’m just so attractive the poles don’t switch around cause they wanna stay close to me

[oblique musk]

According to Wikipedia, anywhere from 2,000 to 12,000 years, averaging at 7,000.

[dapper dove]

damn

[cunning geode]

the amount of time between the poles switching is, to our current understanding, random

[dapper dove]

that's way a way shorter time scale than i was expecting

[oblique musk]

Oh no I know when it happens.

[rocky flicker]

If we lose our magnetic field we die :(

[cunning geode]

oh ok

[chilly crane]

This girl is on fire

[uneven carbon]

poles switching (THEORETICALLY) diminishes our magnetic field until they complete the switch

[oblique musk]

That's as much time has passed since the birth of Jesus Christ, at a minimum.

[smoky nebula]

So like 5 minutes
Way too long

[uneven carbon]

we don’t know till it happens

it won’t affect us

[coral prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/fresh-prince-we-will-smith-theres-no-we-shocked-gif-17214689

[uneven carbon]

but most likely our future

generations

[rocky flicker]

Earth pole switching is apparently completely random

[uneven carbon]

unless they can find a cure for cancer

[rocky flicker]

It’s been 780 thousand years since last one, sometimes it takes 10000 years sometimes it takes 50 million years

[uneven carbon]

that would be pretty sweet

[young saffron]

Since we won't be alive to see it doesn't matter, hence why global warming is not an issue /j

[chrome basalt]

Many cancers do have cures

[chilly crane]

Jesus is right now

[smoky nebula]

We will be alive to see global warming

[chilly crane]

So fucking true

[rocky flicker]

Wasn’t he like 2 thousand years ago

[uneven carbon]

I mean a universal cure

[pulsar remnant]

We could be alive to see it

[uneven carbon]

or a universal prevention

[dapper dove]

i am maximising my carbon emissions fr

[smoky nebula]

We are alive right now and it is happening right now and having observable effects

[rocky flicker]

Carbonmaxxing

[uneven carbon]

he was joking

[rocky flicker]

Descendantmogging

[young saffron]

Fake

[chilly crane]

Unless we all agreed to die before climate change gets to far

[young saffron]

(the heat in my country right now is double that of last year it is literally unbearable)

[oblique musk]

I'm a warmingchad fr

[smoky nebula]

Yeah it fuckin blows

[rocky flicker]

It’s BEEN too far we all fucked

[chrome basalt]

That’s pretty much not possible, different cancers work in entirely different ways and are based in different parts of the body. There’s no such as a “cancer vaccine” or smth like that

[young saffron]

God my electricity bill hurts

[smoky nebula]

I think we should plunge the world into eternal winter

[chilly crane]

It’s all relative just think of it like year long summer vacation

[young saffron]

Frostpunk... The children yearn for manual labor

[rocky flicker]

WOOLY MAMMOTH COMEBACK LETS GOOO

[dapper dove]

group hanging on september 28, 2073

[uneven carbon]

i’m aware, hence the if

[smoky nebula]

Wait aren't you English
Do your houses even have AC since it's a really temperate environment

[rocky flicker]

Never call weezer brilliant again

[cunning geode]

hey i didn’t make the meme

[chilly crane]

This is why weezer is the greatest band of all time

[viscid wind]

who the fuck is king gizzard and the lizard wizard

[cunning geode]

an absolutely awesome band

[dapper dove]

who is peezer

[uneven carbon]

weezer is so shit

[chrome basalt]

They’re cool

[uneven carbon]

#1 weezer hater right here

[chilly crane]

King pisser and the lisser misser

[cunning geode]

Weezer and KGLW both have a buttload of albums but unlike Weezer, gizzard albums are consistently top tier quality

like shockingly so

[dapper dove]

king glizzy the rizzard wizzard....

[chilly crane]

Actually every Weezer album is goaty you just don’t get it

[formal marsh]

:O

[oblique musk]

Get the hell out

[formal marsh]

good luck player

[cunning geode]

i’d make an abbey road joke but lennon did actually get shot

[viscid wind]

steve's lava chicken is peak what

[chrome basalt]

And? You can still make the joke

But they don’t deserve it, the Beatles were actually good

[cunning geode]

that’s the best part… i did

pranked

[chilly crane]

What if dna stood for Dan ‘n’ Alex

[uneven carbon]

paul mcfartney

[viscid wind]

daily nilksong aews

[chilly crane]

Steve’s llama chicken yeah it’s tasty

[lapis oyster]

Ayo isn't it a bit weird that the steam trailer "issue" is still ongoing

[chilly crane]

I haven’t watched the movie does he really only sing one chorus

[chilly crane]

It’s a glitch

[chilly crane]

Or is it a full song

[smoky nebula]

There's a big cockroach in Williams house and he accidentally deleted the trailer while trying to kill it
I refuse to believe any other possibility

[sage glade]

not weird at all since it's an established pattern that the team doesn't care about the outside world

[rocky flicker]

It’s a jingle

[uneven carbon]

the cockroach is still there which is why it hasn’t been fixed yet

[rocky flicker]

The trailer went walkabout

[uneven carbon]

delaying the album cuz a fly is in the studio

[fiery burrow]

Maybe they need steam to fix it

[cunning geode]

maybe the trailer went to a different game’s steampage

go find it

easter egg hunting

[rocky flicker]

Are there any steam game devs here who can give insight

[chrome basalt]

Maybe they lost creative motivation and decided to not release the game

[uneven carbon]

yeah it’s a pibby glitch

[chrome basalt]

That’d be pretty funny

[rocky flicker]

Maybe they got hit by lightning and died

[uneven carbon]

steam is having a pibby glitch rn

[chrome basalt]

Ari got eaten by a saltwater crocodile on his way to work

[formal marsh]

hi, supermarket cashier here
the trailer being removed means the game will come out within a week

[smoky nebula]

Have you seen Williams' tweets‽
Man has inspiration

[formal marsh]

i lied. im not a supermarket cashier

[rocky flicker]

Yay

[formal marsh]

i just had to say it for credibility

[uneven carbon]

bro. what.

[rocky flicker]

Lying on the internet. Death

[smoky nebula]

Ethos appeal gone wrong

[chrome basalt]

I don’t have twitter because I care about my mental health, so no I haven’t

[uneven carbon]

yo wtf I lost my new knight role

[rocky flicker]

Who is ethos and why is he being peeled

[uneven carbon]

i’m free

[chilly crane]

Steam is steeeeeakmming

[lapis oyster]

Considering they live in australia it's actally very plausable

[uneven carbon]

I get to send images n shit

[smoky nebula]

No I turned off the storms in Australia
Waiting for it to all catch on fire without the rain

[chrome basalt]

Got any classified government documents to share?

[uneven carbon]

cia killed jfk

[rocky flicker]

That’s not classified

[uneven carbon]

classified to me

[chrome basalt]

Figured as much tbh

[uneven carbon]

we were all thinking it

[smoky nebula]

Sorry not Pete hegseth

[uneven carbon]

docs jsut confirmed it

[chilly crane]

Cias done everything

[uneven carbon]

let’s start wikileaks2 in this server

great idea

[oblique musk]

He's an expert at saying cryptic non-sequiturs that always sound like they almost mean something. It did not come as a shock for me that he voiced Mr. Mushroom.

[uneven carbon]

that’s Mister Mushroom to you

[smoky nebula]

Yeah but some of the stuff Mr mushroom does mean something

[oblique musk]

Right. They're the same person.

[smoky nebula]

No, nothing William says means anything
Only the words of Mr mushroom

[sinful flare]

i am Mr Mushroom

[chilly crane]

Hi mister mushroom I’m mister evil clown murderer

[oblique musk]

That's what they all say.

[sinful flare]

Ttaco's army ...

[smoky nebula]

Gelato please stop killing evil clowns, they're endangered

[uneven carbon]

i’m retep and I am evil

[chilly crane]

No they’re evil and I am benevolence personified

[smoky nebula]

Extincting an entire species isn't very benevolent of you

[surreal knot]

What if instead of silksong it was called freaksong and hornet and lace had

[chilly crane]

Money

[surreal knot]

Hornet and lace are on the grind 24/7 always hustling 🙏

[rustic ore]

You’re fucking joking

The fucking Pope died???? This is what I wake up to??????

[oblique musk]

That's what's taking TC so long to make the game.

[leaden delta]

Ya

[surreal knot]

Died after meeting jd vance

[chrome basalt]

Rip bozo

[chilly crane]

Rip wholesome big chungus

[flat linden]

delete channel

[stable estuary]

This channel is the funkiest mixture of geopolitics and like hollow knight brainrot

[chilly crane]

Big chungus just made me laugh

[dusty nimbus]

Died of cringe literally

[rustic ore]

I’m sorry that’s the funniest possible reason

He sat down with the guy for 30 minutes and immediately lost the will to live

[chilly crane]

My mind is reverting to the Stone Age

[smoky nebula]

Please go sharpen stone and hunt mammoth

Tribe need food

[rustic ore]

I would love to

[surreal knot]

Yknow how vance went to Greenland trying to see if anybody wanted to meet and talk with him

[oblique musk]

Hopefully the trend of "public figures die as a result of prelonged Vance exposure" continues

[surreal knot]

They were planning operations to kill Greenland citzens 💔

[smoky nebula]

Fortunately nobody wanted to talk to him

[stable estuary]

Didn’t he say something about the Vatican having closed walls after the pope commented on the immigrant situation or was that Tom Homan

[chilly crane]

Who the fuck lives in Greenland

[cerulean sable]

i wouls love a hollow knighr game set in a remote town where you battle a representation of your guilt theough rhe use of violin music while customizinf your grop.of mercenaries composed of delinquent children wjo cut.classes

[surreal knot]

God please elon musk

[chrome basalt]

Like 6 people

[oblique musk]

A bunch of fuckers who won't get sick no matter what I do to them

[pulsar remnant]

Wait I think that games exists it’s called silent knight

[smoky nebula]

Plague Inc‽

[stable estuary]

A lot of soon to be Americans

[chrome basalt]

Idk what you said but hell yeah brother

[rustic ore]

Mf that’s christmas

[surreal knot]

56k people

[chilly crane]

Omori is trash

[cerulean sable]

silent night
deadly night

is definitely one.of the films of all time

TRUR

omori wouldnr be mid if the gameplay was like battle brothers

[oblique musk]

Taco are you drunk?

[chilly crane]

Battle toads

[dapper dove]

no this is how he usually is

[chilly crane]

Battle toads vs tmnt

[cerulean sable]

close i am workimg om the last hour of my shift

[surreal knot]

2 of the pedophiles I've met were obsessed with omori I am no longer risking anything

[stable estuary]

Rip to dark queen

[chrome basalt]

Bro how many have you met

[surreal knot]

4 or 5

[chilly crane]

Leonardo he’s the leader in blue

[heady iron]

how many breads have you eaten in your life

[dapper dove]

do they like spawn around you wtf

[cunning geode]

his coconut gun can fire in spurts

[oblique musk]

Now, I must ask the question. What kind of lifestyle are you living that has you meeting (at least) two pedophiles?

[coarse leaf]

do u like actively seek them out

[chilly crane]

Does everything it takes to get his ninjas through

[stable estuary]

Bros out there on his own plane going to his own island

[surreal knot]

Donatello is the fellow, has a way with machines,

[heady iron]

do you happen to play roblox by chance

[chrome basalt]

Brother thinks he’s Chris Hanson

[cunning geode]

fellas i don’t think it’s hornetvoid’s fault about meeting pedophiles come on

[dapper dove]

who is your favorite power ranger

[cunning geode]

momotaros

[heady iron]

john

[cedar trench]

lmfao

[chrome basalt]

The yellow one

[surreal knot]

john ranger

[stable estuary]

The white one (RIP)

[chilly crane]

What’s that Aesop fable about the donkey who hangs around the bad animals

[cedar trench]

dude i love this chat all the mods are chill and the people here have a tendency to overshare

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/kamen-rider-deno-momotaros-dance-momotaro-dancing-groovy-grooving-gif-21184095

[cedar trench]

good times

[rustic ore]

Raphael’s got the most attitude on the team

Michelangelo, he’s one of a kind, and you’ll know just where to find him when it’s party time

[woeful matrix]

silksilksilksilksilk

?av

[white sail]

moby1069

Server Avatar

[cerulean sable]

srupid fuckimh roach on my table dovi look like im asmongold you dumb motgerfuvker

[heady iron]

chat do I want the minecraft happy meal

[surreal knot]

Master Splinter taught them every single skill that they need

[woeful matrix]

yes

[stable estuary]

Didn’t used to be this way oddly enough

[chilly crane]

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

[rustic ore]

To be one lean, mean, green, incredible team

[cedar trench]

i'm glad it is

[dapper dove]

i fucking hate how they make burgers these days

too big for mouth

[cunning geode]

they gather and swarm in preparation for the arrival of their dark master

[rustic ore]

HEROES IN A HALF-SHELL, TURTLE POWER

[cedar trench]

should've been to the countryside with me today i was putting straight dogshit on that grill

[stable estuary]

Get a bigger mouth scrub

[chrome basalt]

I’m glad I wasn’t raised on fast food and I find McDonald’s absolutely disgusting

[chilly crane]

I need my food bigger and bigger I need the biggest things I can shove in my mouth

[cunning geode]

i was raised from birth

[rustic ore]

Entire cow

[chilly crane]

I was born at a very young age

[surreal knot]

bro

[stable estuary]

I aged as I grew older

[chrome basalt]

🏳️‍🌈

[dapper dove]

i was born old and wrinkly

[rustic ore]

At the age of 6, I was born without a face

[dapper dove]

this fucking uy

[chilly crane]

Is this real

[surreal knot]

Yes 💔

[rustic ore]

SCHLATT. SCHLATT YOU CAN’T SAY THAT.

[cedar trench]

in all honesty i hope jd vance dies

[oblique musk]

"schlassassin" just does not stop winning

[stable estuary]

Yall see that video of that woman screaming in that dude’s face with the microphone

[cedar trench]

probably his fault i bet he's not even catholic

[chilly crane]

Isn’t this like the third time schlatt has done this

[heady iron]

do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down

[rustic ore]

I think it’s twice now that it came true

[cunning geode]

what, killed the pope?

[cedar trench]

all of this for pope francis to be reborn as trisha paytas's third child

[chilly crane]

Well that too

[rustic ore]

First time was Queen Elizabeth
This time was the Pope

[sage oxide]

Does anyone know why Silksong’s trailer was removed from the steam page?

[rustic ore]

Bug

[warped rock]

Bugs

[cedar trench]

i really like how they tried to hang mike pance

[cunning geode]

giant monsters

[chilly crane]

Why would you like that

[cedar trench]

i don't like republicans

[oblique musk]

According to Leth, "bugs".

[dapper dove]

i wish kissinger came back to life so i could kill him

[stable estuary]

https://x.com/gunthereagleman/status/1914064046245945466?s=46&t=YLrs_pTLSWXrVzI971shhw

Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) on X

How do you fix these people?

X · Apr 20, 2025, 9:10 PM

[chilly crane]

That doesn’t mean you should hang them

[stable estuary]

😭😭😭

[cedar trench]

don't be a pussy

[cunning geode]

@ libsandwoke

great

[cedar trench]

haha dude you were almost about to @ me haha

[heady iron]

joe many

[stable estuary]

I don’t even care about who posted it the video is so ridiculous

[chrome basalt]

Republicans don’t deserve to die, but fascists do

[cunning geode]

i know i just had to avoid that

[dapper dove]

fucking librarians 🤬

[cedar trench]

in america the two things kind of overlap

[cunning geode]

aren’t you italiano

[surreal knot]

How will the hanging of mike Pence affect silksong?

[cedar trench]

yeah

[pine frost]

Politics? In my #sk-discussion ? Erm, moderators

[heady iron]

guys can we talk about something less controversial like how hornet is void

[stable estuary]

The illusion of choice is thinking that either side is different than the other

[cunning geode]

sharp shadow discussions get more heated than political ones here

[uneven carbon]

you don’t understand they’re adding US politics to silk song

[pine frost]

Sharp shadow is my goat

[surreal knot]

Hi

[dapper dove]

hornet votes in the 2028 us election

[cloud yew]

exactly

[rustic ore]

scalene triangles arent an illusion, pal

[cedar trench]

yeah you'll have to vote now and start a coup if you lose

[oblique musk]

"Enlightened" "centrists" are the worst kind of people.

[smoky nebula]

Well yeah this is sharp shadow discussion
What else would ss stand for, shaman stone‽ Steel soul‽

[surreal knot]

What hollow knight characters would vote for in the 2016 elections?

[cunning geode]

silly straw

[oblique musk]

How much controversy surrounds sharp shadow???

[chilly crane]

I am vehemently against republicans but I do not think we should kill all of them. Just a few.

[dapper dove]

godfrey g golden should have won in 2020

[chrome basalt]

The Democratic Party is still filled with capitalist shills but they’re not trying to actively subvert the institutions of democracy and install a dictator so there is a difference unfortunately

[rustic ore]

hey wait wombat how long have you not been a mod

[surreal knot]

Elder bug gotta be a republican

[cedar trench]

never ask a centrist how to solve a tangible issue they'll commit harakiri

[smoky nebula]

The first Elden Lord‽

[heady iron]

why can I buy electronics on uber eats

[uneven carbon]

“your choices have consequences” and you have to state your opinions on political issues

[cloud yew]

he would never

[pine frost]

What dialect uses fused exclamation point and question mark I’ve never seen that before

[cunning geode]

never ask a centrist their weight you’ll only be told “i’m normal”

[surreal knot]

He's OLD

[oblique musk]

Tasty.

[chilly crane]

Elder bug is evil actually so he is a republican

[smoky nebula]

I'm just weird

[pine frost]

Gotta get your iron levels up

[surreal knot]

truke

[cloud yew]

he’s not that old relative to some others

[normal token]

You either never use SS or always have it on, no in-between

[stable estuary]

I really don’t see how people listen to moist, he’s like the biggest fence sitter on planet earth

[chrome basalt]

He definitely says racist shit at family gatherings

[smoky nebula]

He was already a conservative bigot
See how he reacts to Jiji and the grimm troupe

[surreal knot]

Tbf he didn't see the stag ways be created so

[dapper dove]

if i hear "radical centrist" one more fucking time ong

reddit ass phrase

[uneven carbon]

grub father is a lib

[oblique musk]

Yeah, it turns out being woefully incompetent is a hell of a lot better than being genuinely evil and malicious.

[chilly crane]

I’m actually a mega poo poo centrist

[surreal knot]

Ze'mer is a leftist

[cunning geode]

yeah i don’t really ever listen to him i’m not into dramatubers anyways

[uneven carbon]

pale king is auth left

[smoky nebula]

Yeah being gay will do that to you

[heady iron]

the pope francis situation is insane

[chilly crane]

The only good YouTuber is emplemon

[dapper dove]

moist is a sloptuber ackshually

[pine frost]

I’m just saying pale king’s no cost to great is pretty… interesting

[chrome basalt]

Bro he’s literally a monarch

[oblique musk]

You would think.

[cunning geode]

big no

[cedar trench]

Machiavelli

[uneven carbon]

he’s also a worm

[chilly crane]

What do you mean no

[cedar trench]

i think machiavelli said that

[cunning geode]

he’s just a dick

[surreal knot]

Could the implementation of communism have saved hallownest?

[chilly crane]

What the hell did he do

[chrome basalt]

The mushrooms are obviously communists, that should go without saying

[surreal knot]

One big hivemind def

[uneven carbon]

mister mushroom is a fascist reactionary

[chrome basalt]

Tell that to my closeted friend who voted for agent orange last year

[uneven carbon]

this is well known throughout hollow nest

[surreal knot]

The mantis lords seem like a parliamentary democracy

[smoky nebula]

Goddamnit

[surreal knot]

While also being a monarchy

[normal token]

Do you guys think Mr Mushroom will be in Pharloom

[uneven carbon]

yes

[cloud yew]

possibly

[smoky nebula]

Americans please stop voting against your interests

[cloud yew]

it looks like he probably will be

[stable estuary]

Mantis Lords definitely strong right, but not red pilled or super libertarian.

[formal marsh]

caps and shells may fall to dust

[pine frost]

I don’t see why he would have an end credit scene if he never showed up again

[formal marsh]

but mr mushroom readjusts

[chrome basalt]

Zote is a libertarian

[pine frost]

So I think we’ll see him in silksong

[formal marsh]

🔥✍️

[surreal knot]

Is the knight a centrist?

[dapper dove]

zote is an anarcho capitalist

[cedar trench]

zote is a librarian

[uneven carbon]

that’s sly

[chrome basalt]

That’s what I said

[cunning geode]

just a dick to people on twitter it’s not that bad but yeah not a fan

[surreal knot]

Actually I think cornifer would be a centrist
He just seems to not be the guy who gaf

[stable estuary]

Strict closed borders and kicked out one of the dissenters.

[uneven carbon]

zote is completely off the political spectrum chart and in his own plane just for him

[stable estuary]

Ron Paul with muscles

[surreal knot]

THERE'S ONE HOLLOW KNIGHT CHARACTER WE SEE DEFENDING THE BORDERS OF HALLOWNEST AND ITS HORNET

[chrome basalt]

I don’t really get socialist vibes from any of the characters

[surreal knot]

hornet confirmed far right

[uneven carbon]

the 57 precepts literally override and contradict like every side of the political spectrum

zote is his own being

[smoky nebula]

True

[dapper dove]

they also override and contradict each other

[cunning geode]

100th time i mention that i love that album

[surreal knot]

Have we considered zote is a dumbass?

[chilly crane]

I onky watch like three YouTubers and it’s I did a thing and I would say Allen pan but he like died

[smoky nebula]

You're not obeying precept 57 enough

[viscid wind]

i live in a somewhat cold climate and i am super sickly

[stable estuary]

Zote still loses in a landslide to one of pale Trump’s lackeys tho

[chilly crane]

Zote is a radical centrist

[dapper dove]

zote loses in a landlslide to literally anything

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/vsauce-tinfoil-hat-funny-gif-8160745101269840890

[surreal knot]

Quirrel (poor immigrant) hornet (ICE)

[smoky nebula]

Ok genuinely what the fuck does this mean
Because radical means far left but centrist is while center

[uneven carbon]

what the hell is a radical centrist? “I HOLD VERY STRONG OPINIONS ON BEING NEUTRAL”

[dapper dove]

yeah p much

[uneven carbon]

ok maybe they’re right

[chilly crane]

You’re right it means nothing

[dapper dove]

like i said, reddit ass term

[smoky nebula]

Ok so Switzerland

[pine frost]

Radical does not mean far left

[stable estuary]

Pale King was working on a secret police behind his people’s back

[cunning geode]

radical means you’re sick at skating

[cedar trench]

POPE FRANCIS HAS THE CHANCE TO DO THE FUNNIEST THING EVER IN 3 DAYS

[surreal knot]

Would the pale king have done stalin style purges?

[uneven carbon]

radical means you wear a hat backwards

[chilly crane]

Vsauce, slimechael here

[formal marsh]

TRUE

[smoky nebula]

The pale king outlawed blue juice

[uneven carbon]

few will understand but you’re alluding to the revival of jesus

[surreal knot]

MAKE HALLOWNEST HEALTHY AGAIN

[chilly crane]

🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩

[smoky nebula]

He's obviously a teetotaler and put into practice prohibition

[cunning geode]

Adam is a savage,
And Jamie’s a heinie man.
Together they have over 70 years of sus

[smoky nebula]

But blue juice is good for you

[dapper dove]

new pope will be sans undertale

[surreal knot]

It isn't, Just like how fluoride in water isn't!

[uneven carbon]

lifeblood is a performance enhancing drug and should be outlawed in any hollownest sporting event

any stags found with lifeblood in their system will be disqualified from the annual stag durby

[stable estuary]

Hollow knight would be a much funnier game if everyone had regular ass names

[smoky nebula]

What if it's medically required to treat a disease(like how steroids can be used to treat asthma)

[stable estuary]

Hornet was named some shit like Jessica

[surreal knot]

The last stag is a guy called brent

[cunning geode]

Bob, Pat, Edward, Eugene, Sandy

[chilly crane]

I don’t know sans was a cardinal

[cunning geode]

Sheldon

[smoky nebula]

Is this just SpongeBob cast

[surreal knot]

Traitor lord? That's my buddy jordan

[stable estuary]

Zote? Nah, that’s Zach.

[dapper dove]

what would the radiance be called

[cedar trench]

sa wmy best friend close to a tree puking his fucking guts out lol it was all reddish purple from the raw meat and wine those filies probably ate better than us

[surreal knot]

Ashley

[cloud yew]

technically you don’t need to be a cardinal to become the pope

[chilly crane]

The radiance is a hello kitty girl named Aubrey

[stable estuary]

Mom

[chilly crane]

Ashleigh… look. At. Me

[surreal knot]

Ehat about the pale kinf

[dapper dove]

walter

[heady iron]

John

[smoky nebula]

Oh that's king Jackson

[sinful flare]

toxic

[chilly crane]

Edward

[smoky nebula]

The original wyrm is Jack, he changed his name to Jackson upon shedding it

[heady iron]

Jilldaughter

[sinful flare]

moss

[viscid wind]

Wilson
from
One Mustn't Be Craving For Nutrition While Accompanied By Comrades

[chilly crane]

Dr house: where the house. Doctor

[fossil pawn]

does anyone here fw webtoons

[stable estuary]

We’re forgetting the most important character

[dapper dove]

dr house when he meets mr apartment

[stable estuary]

Howard Knight

[smoky nebula]

Wait is this the player knight or the hollow knight

[viscid wind]

If house goes into military does he become Private Domicile

[smoky nebula]

Yes

[surreal knot]

The player knight changed their name to ghost and can't change it back

[smoky nebula]

Sergant Villa

[dapper dove]

when he loses it all he becomes Homeless Shelter

[chilly crane]

Colonel house

[oblique musk]

He will not be harassed! Bitch!

[chilly crane]

If he buys a French villa does he become docteur maison

[surreal knot]

What if instead of hollow knight it was full warrior

[dapper dove]

monsieur maison yes

[smoky nebula]

No, full pacifist

[dapper dove]

hatsuen miku and steve minecraft in the same game...

[viscid wind]

how do people idolize rich people

[uneven carbon]

I don’t mean to alarm you, but I think pope francis died

[dapper dove]

middle aged man action figure

[uneven carbon]

i’ll spread the word

[viscid wind]

only people i idolize are my friends

[smoky nebula]

They have the money, which means they have the power, and you want the money and the power right‽

[chilly crane]

A miku who can sing

[dapper dove]

i want to be happy :)

[formal marsh]

i want money

[smoky nebula]

You can buy things that make you happy and avoid stressors in life by having money

[dapper dove]

true

this is why im introducing a new crypto currency memecoin

[formal marsh]

you can also have a giant sayaka cardboard cutout

https://www.reddit.com/r/danganronpa/comments/wwbpbr/i_made_10_20ft_tall_cutouts_of_maizono_im/

[surreal knot]

I idolize dead politicians 💔

[formal marsh]

he doesnt have 1 apparently, he has 10

[uneven carbon]

jimmy carter would’ve loved silk song

[dapper dove]

george washing ton would jave wanted thisSHUT UP he is DEAD

[viscid wind]

i will start to idolize a certain fictional figure this summer

[viscid wind]

or 2025 rather that would be more correct i think

[uneven carbon]

washington a top 5 president

[surreal knot]

He was only 100 💔

[formal marsh]

i may or may not idolize a certain known figure who is currently being prosecuted for a crime that, while i do believe he committed, was not morally incorrect

[chilly crane]

Here is my new crypto meme coin I call it fartcoin

[surreal knot]

I am not even american dawg I am egyptian

[formal marsh]

i also idolize my mom because shes the best

:3

[trim estuary]

🟢...

[cyan forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/879020176568365096/1363834893716422656/GpC19yHXgAAG4ru.jpg?ex=680779b9&is=68062839&hm=c558fd0408d57ce35cd35316efbe5edd21a5d9f3edd89d945d9c063abf412cf9&

[spare fractal]

TRUEEEE I love my mom too

[chilly crane]

Walk like an Egyptian

[viscid wind]

is he green

[formal marsh]

🧢 🟢

[cyan forum]

RIP

[uneven carbon]

wait that’s actually funny hold on

[chilly crane]

Mamma Mia

[smoky nebula]

Wtf you people and having nice family relationships

[viscid wind]

pharcoin

[surreal knot]

I am beating you with a rock

[chilly crane]

Silkcoin

[viscid wind]

🍩

[spare fractal]

I love having a mother who is supportive of my gender identity no matter what

[uneven carbon]

my parents are SUPPORTIVE and LOVE me

[dapper dove]

for 9.89 silkcoins you can unlock hornet

[chilly crane]

The plot of silksong is that the citadel caste is all crypto bros who steal silk to fuel their silk based silk coin

[uneven carbon]

first ever silk based cryptocurrency

[dapper dove]

team cherry added a fully functional stock market into the game which is why they took so long

[smoky nebula]

I have a queerphobic narcissistic mother who's whole personality being rather cultish in her devotion to Christianity
She's the kind of person who an entire room could be in disagreement with her with her very clearly in the wrong and she'd never stop to think if she is in the wrong

[chilly crane]

The final boss is a melange of tech ceos

[viscid wind]

chat

[surreal knot]

Slopes, Hornet's height and the stock market took like 6 years

[dapper dove]

cursed power rangers

[smoky nebula]

You are Samson

[sinful flare]

Tainted Lost Tainted Lost Tainted Lost Tainted Lost Tainted Lost Tainted Lost Tainted Lost

[surreal knot]

me but islamist

[chilly crane]

Hey anybody played the new monument valley

[sinful flare]

i think her mind should uhhh explode

[uneven carbon]

48th president just got leaked

[surreal knot]

He isn't living that long bro

[dapper dove]

he's bidone with this shit

[uneven carbon]

I say we have them fight to the death with weapons

[viscid wind]

I don't have tainteds

[chilly crane]

Before and after ozempic

[dapper dove]

he takes the youth from babies

[sinful flare]

Lost

[smoky nebula]

This is why you are samson
Alternatively you can be Judas

[viscid wind]

I was LITERALLY 3 FUCKING seconds late to open the hush door

[viscid wind]

i don't have lost

[sinful flare]

Unlock Lost

[viscid wind]

I don't have salmon either

[chilly crane]

4 fucking seconds! It took you four fucking seconds

[viscid wind]

how do i get missing child poster again