sk-discussion

[frozen frigate]

I like pendants

[quick swan]

this is copium not hopium tho

[oblique musk]

I have become a lunatic in the most literal definition of the word. What do you think?

[quick swan]

i mean i believe it what can i say

its flawless and fact checked ✅

[frozen frigate]

Socialist alliance seems to be looking pretty good

There's an ad on the side of their website with a red picture of trump that says "Don't Agonise, Organise." What does this mean dude

[viscid wind]

anyway your logic is faulty since apparently the next new moon is april 27th

actually is it april 28th in australia

[warped rock]

It's saying you can organize protests and organizations

[frozen frigate]

Goated

[carmine island]

No it’s the 21st

[carmine island]

TOP?

[viscid wind]

it is indeed

[frozen frigate]

Socialist alliance

[viscid wind]

your logic is flawless,

[frozen frigate]

Alright I've done it

[carmine island]

Congrats

[frozen frigate]

Thankyou for the help IKEA rat

Let's hope top gets no votes

[rocky flicker]

im glad I was able to influence your choice in our federal election

[carmine island]

Oh yeah because I wasn’t helpful I see how it is

[frozen frigate]

You will be jailed for this

You're always helpful muffin

Oh man there's another one

[warped rock]

Muffin helps by being awesome

[oblique musk]

My crackpot theories have research behind them

[carmine island]

[frozen frigate]

Okay so this time I'm voting for a representative for my local area I see

[warped rock]

i think i can count the amount of times you've been lame with no hands

[viscid wind]

william has been tweeting a lot wtf

[warped rock]

you'll hear from us more the closer we get to release

[frozen frigate]

I have to download all of these pdfs to understand what these guys are prying for man

I'm putting these guys last for being uncooperative

[tall juniper]

Cake moment

[viscid wind]

like 6 tweets in the last april 17-19

wow, i cant believe silksong really is tomorrow

[tall juniper]

I'd like to think they are actually close but if you think it was coming out between now and let's say the end of May they probably would have announced it by now. HK's date was announced 2 weeks before it's launch so I imagine they would be the same. And if they just said "2025" in the direct I imagine they would probably be done later in summer or even fall

[viscid wind]

"@ everyone check steam"

[tall juniper]

** ** V
🎤🐛

[viscid wind]

it just keeps going forward

[tall juniper]

Imagine they keep updating steam so the closer to release it is the closer hornet gets to the screen

Day of release it's just

[carmine island]

My raging fucking egomania and narcissism will not be starved today

[viscid wind]

why am i checking steam on a daily basis

[carmine island]

Addict…

[tall juniper]

OMG hiii muffinnnnn

[frozen frigate]

Steam says hollow knight silksong is similar to hollow knight....liar....

[viscid wind]

the load of news around april second has me looking around for a fix

[tall juniper]

I have Little nightmares 1, but I was looking at little nightmares 2 and it was like "similar to games you own" and LN wasn't on there at all

[frozen frigate]

Little nightmares 2 my beloved

[tall juniper]

Idk their names but baghead <3

[carmine island]

Narcissism isn’t real it’s a lie spread by the government to make people hate themselves

[tall juniper]

Same with literally everything

[viscid wind]

i thought that narcissism is turning into a daffodil

[tall juniper]

Only if you discover yourself

[rocky flicker]

will the yellow girl be in little nightmares 3

I like her shes neat

[carmine island]

I think people would like me more if I were an even bigger narcissist

[carmine island]

Hi wax

[tall juniper]

Hihi

And goodnight it's 2:30 am I'm a sleepy girl

[carmine island]

The girl in the raincoat?

[rocky flicker]

yeah

I dont remember anyones names in little nightmares

[tall juniper]

Rainer und Baghead

[rocky flicker]

yeah those fellas

I dont think baghead will be in the third game tho

[tall juniper]

Hot take

I think raincoat won't be

It'll be Baggy and.... Kettlehead

[lucid holly]

Any Silksong news

[tall juniper]

It's releasing in 2025 and TC has been more active

[lucid holly]

I’m talking last 23 minutes since I chdcked

[rocky flicker]

cancelled :(

[lucid holly]

If not I’ll see you in 23 minutes

Zamn

[viscid wind]

watching the treehouse again

it looks too fluid

[shell salmon]

whens silk song guys?

[graceful bone]

My guess is june 12

Something like a week after summergamefest

[viscid wind]

the ""internal release date on steam"" is now past june 17th

[weary tapir]

Happy 2:56 AM on the day after Easter

How we doing gamers

[median fractal]

Yeah June seems likely

Summer generally

And our best bet is waiting for June rn because Silksong has some opportunities to be featured and its post Switch 2 release

[carmine island]

@rustic ore https://fixvx.com/redbeanp13/status/1868768075946115565?s=46

Sage ⚓️ (@[e-mail])

☀️🌴🌊

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 16, 2024, 9:20 PM

Discord compression vs cool art I found

[rocky flicker]

oh did it change off april 29th

[viscid wind]

it has been changing like every single day

do people not fact check these days

[rocky flicker]

the silksong release is a quantum object it needs to be consistently observed to stay constant

[uncut flint]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-insane-crazy-madness-gif-926520943501877665

this is how i feel abotu the cryptic updates

[coarse leaf]

so true

if you don't look it doesn't exist

[uncut flint]

do you think it is both simultaneously released and unreleased

[rocky flicker]

its simultaneously close to release and cancelled

[uncut flint]

do you think anything is real 😢

[rocky flicker]

everything apart from silksong is real

[uncut flint]

thank you for your wisdom, ikea rat

[viscid wind]

will silksong feature a dlc for lace?

[uncut flint]

sooo naive.. cant believe you still think silksong is real

[rocky flicker]

would you rather a lace or quirrel dlc

keep in mind we know absolutely nothing about lace she could be the best written video game character of all time

new hollow knight playthrough from a smaller creator just dropped

[uncut flint]

that's reserved for elder bug

[rocky flicker]

and by just dropped i mean like a year ago i just havent seen it before

[glossy berry]

my youtube recommended has completely pivoted to showing me little more than Just hollow knight recently which is fun

lots of playthroughs and videos i didnt know

[rocky flicker]

I fw it heavy I love hollow knight

[glossy berry]

so true though
i mean it makes sense being in the literal server but youre right

phenomenal game

[viscid wind]

am i stupid, It doesn't click

[paper karma]

where trailer... its taking so long to fix a supposed bug. I think the leth tweet was another misdirect just like the one for the cake, and that a new trailer will be coming

[rocky flicker]

leth is lying to all of us the trailer takedown was tc telling us indirectly that the game is coming out easter monday, they have to do this to not break the nda

[carmine island]

@rustic ore https://fixvx.com/volatilemask/status/1740158632959070597?s=46

VM (@[e-mail])

#ultrakill left to die

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 27, 2023, 11:52 PM

[glossy berry]

hey chat the pope just kicked the bucket

[glossy berry]

oh holy shit this is gorgeous

[mellow matrix]

who needs nitro anerd

[viscid wind]

what

as in pope francis?

[glossy berry]

pope's dead

yea

[carmine island]

NOOOOOOOO

LIAR

[glossy berry]

i am fully serious yea

[carmine island]

FUCK

[glossy berry]

today of all days is bizarre

happy easter monday folks

[carmine island]

I will have to take up alcohol again

[viscid wind]

how do pope elections work

[carmine island]

And cigarettes

And possibly crack but I’m still debating that one

[viscid wind]

you're telling me birds elect popes

[glossy berry]

thats what the daily cardinals here are for yea

[rocky flicker]

the pope just died

[glossy berry]

convene the council

[rocky flicker]

thank you silksong discussion for letting me know

[carmine island]

Man I’m in shambles

I was quite fond of the pope

[glossy berry]

yeah 😔

it was bound to happen at some point that guy was in horrendous shape but :c

day after easter too

[carmine island]

Did you know the pope used to be a club bouncer?

There’s a very real possibility some drunk guy got kicked out by the pope

[glossy berry]

he called his cardinals an intercommunity gay slur that one time recently that was hysterical

equivalent of telling his bishops that theyre serving too much cunt

word exclusively used in italian gay communities

[carmine island]

God I love that word

[glossy berry]

devil works fast but wikipedia editors work faster

[lament lotus]

[rocky flicker]

they're sprinting turning the is to was

pope meets JD vance, less than 24 hours later dies

[glossy berry]

i would too tbf

[rocky flicker]

coincidence?

[slender juniper]

We need gay chess now fr

The king can turn into a Queen now

[austere flame]

rip pope Francis

[slender juniper]

The pope is homophobic wow what a suprise

Never would have guessed

I Can believe he was a good person but when the purpose of your life IS a book that says gays go to hell theres not a way not to be homophobic

[rocky flicker]

I can tell you've read the bible

[quiet token]

With every pope the probability of them being a gamer increases

[glossy berry]

pope francis played undertale

[rocky flicker]

matpat gave it to him he probably didnt play it lol

but what if

[glossy berry]

im sure he didnt but like
given they had the orchestra play him megalovania in recent years i wouldnt be shocked

itd be so funny

[slender juniper]

I havent really, I sometimes have beef with religion, not the people but the ideology, its too hatefull, religious people Can be good people too but religion is really what drives people racist, homophobic,or transphobic

[rocky flicker]

religion doesnt make people assholes assholes cherrypick religion to justify being assholes

[slender juniper]

Thats why I live my life without rules

[warped umbra]

real asf

you should add comma between the two assholes tho lol

[rocky flicker]

grammar isnt needed on discord

[warped umbra]

i couldve saved 2 seconds reading your sentence tho smh

2 seconds i couldve uhhh

drank a little bit more water

and been a little bit more hydrated

[slender juniper]

Or took in oxygen

[rocky flicker]

you spent about 15 typing those so now this is more on u than on me lol

go drink water

[slender juniper]

Go breath

[warped umbra]

but cause and effect

also im entirely trolling

[open narwhal]

Pope Francis sister get to witness Sskong

[glossy berry]

theyre gonna drop silksong today in honour of his legacy

[slender juniper]

I mean....there are plenty of parents who taught their children to be hatefull from a very young age

[rocky flicker]

pope francis playing deltarune chapters in heaven

[austere flame]

in 2 seconds i could do backflip

[quiet token]

Silksong pope francis boss fight

[warped umbra]

hell yeah

[cerulean sable]

you know, its kinda funny how Quasimodo kinda predicted all of this

[rocky flicker]

yeah again, thats not their religion thats hatred passed down through generations thats being justified by a misinterpretation of the bible

"love thy neighbour except if he likes guys"

[warped umbra]

real asf u have so many opinions i agree with

[open narwhal]

if he is in heaven he'd surely play a good game like league ofegenda

[rocky flicker]

this is just common sense

[warped umbra]

thank you ikea rat

[rocky flicker]

hed have to be in hell for that

[open narwhal]

shralse

[warped umbra]

i wish, i know a lot of people who lack such common sense

[glossy berry]

pope francis will never get to play Rhythm Heaven: Groove for the nintendo switch

terrible fate tbh

[rocky flicker]

shruely a shragedy

its still quite funny to me that the pope met jd vance and then nearly immediately dropped dead

[slender juniper]

My teacher was giving a speach about how homosexuality is not a Choice, asked a question what if your child comes out, and my class said to burn them, and the gay lions too lmao

[frozen frigate]

this should be a sign

[quiet token]

If you take the word satan and swap the letters around you get League of Legends

[rocky flicker]

where are you from thats crazy

[warped umbra]

wtf

[slender juniper]

Welcome to Eastern europe

[rocky flicker]

ah I see

[frozen frigate]

if you take the word jd vance and swap the letters around you get The Antithesis Of All Things Good

[rocky flicker]

if you take the word jd vance and swap none of the letters around you get cunt

[frozen frigate]

based

hi osbald!

[warped umbra]

i went to a catholic school but we were pretty lgbtq supportive actually, had like some pride flags around the school as well

[slender juniper]

Also my classmate is a nazi, they do the nono hand sign in the hallways

[warped umbra]

(if you ignore the fact the colours were all wrong, but hey at least they werent being homophobic)

[lament pecan]

I went to a catholic school that participated in anti pride parades

[open narwhal]

it's the thought that counts

[slender juniper]

I know some churches that do gay exorcism💀

Like they exorcise the gay outa you

[warped umbra]

idk why but that sounds hilarious to me

gay exorcism implies the existence of a gay as fuck demon inside you

[frozen frigate]

awesome

[slender juniper]

"slay that bitch Jamie" -the gay ass demon

[rocky flicker]

what I never got was those stories about the gay conversion things that were like boarding schools

[quiet token]

It's my first day of Gay school hope they don't notice I'm straight

[rocky flicker]

like you put a bunch of boys questioning their sexuality in the same room at night

I wonder whats gonna happen

[slender juniper]

Do the death drop lmao

[lament pecan]

My best friend is bi and she went to that catholic school

And she was open about it

And nobody really cared

[slender juniper]

Ussualy putting a lot of gay boys in one camp ends in a clusterfuck

[lament pecan]

But board members did always go to anti pride parades

Which happen the same day as pride parades

[sour dew]

what are you guys talking about?

[slender juniper]

Aparently they believe its caused by hate for your father so they make you beat Up a doll thats supposted to be your father to turn straight

[lament pecan]

About catholic schools

[rocky flicker]

the pope

[lament pecan]

He was a good pope

[slender juniper]

And said the F slur but we dont talk about that

[lament pecan]

Compared to previous ones

[lament pecan]

Like i said compared to previous ones

[sour dew]

https://youtu.be/XvdxHJmDDA0?feature=shared
i still remember this

bro was a gigachad

[lament pecan]

He was by far the most progressive one

[slender juniper]

Not really

[lament pecan]

Still not progressive

But more than previous

[sour dew]

idrc a lot about religious stuff
like they are alright

[rocky flicker]

hes still the pope

like he said marriage is between man and woman but also said he didnt like laws that criminalise being gay

[frozen frigate]

the gope

[rocky flicker]

the goap

[open narwhal]

the gorb

[frozen frigate]

the soap

[rocky flicker]

the soup

[open narwhal]

cilantro reference

[frozen frigate]

why the fuck did that ping turn down the volume of my music

i turned off global attenuation discord

[open narwhal]

goes to show how important I am

[quiet token]

Your discords haunted

[slender juniper]

I Once read a reddit story about the president of a Conversion camp was gay💀

[frozen frigate]

this is really frustrating actually

[rocky flicker]

homophobes being closeted gay is pretty common

[frozen frigate]

i completely disabled global attenuation and it still does it when im trying to listen to music while fishing in minecraft and also on a discord call with my friend

i think it might be my laptop

[slender juniper]

Beat Up the ping

[open narwhal]

what's global attenuation anyway

[frozen frigate]

it turns down the volume of anything else that you have open when someone on discord speaks

you can set it to turn down the volume by a specific amount or for it to only do it when someone else or you speaks

maybe if i set it to 1%

[open narwhal]

thats evil

[frozen frigate]

alright ping me again osbald

[slender juniper]

@frozen frigate

[frozen frigate]

didn't work

[slender juniper]

Enjoy the ping

[frozen frigate]

this is unbelievable

[lament pecan]

Silksong

[rocky flicker]

dude unrelated to literally everything

[open narwhal]

@frozen frigate

[rocky flicker]

i just realised the pure vessel holds the sword backwards

thats sick

[lament pecan]

Just now?

[slender juniper]

I Still wanna Hug it

[rocky flicker]

yeah im watching a playthrough

isnt that cool as hell

[slender juniper]

The hollow knight just needs a therapy lesson and a hug

[lament pecan]

And a moth exorcism

[glossy berry]

and probably some pretty high intensity antibiotics but yes

its so ill

[rocky flicker]

he just needs a spa day

[open narwhal]

I don't think therapy is bringing back his missing arm

[lament pecan]

He needs to cut down on the Radiance gummiesss

[slender juniper]

The Orange juice is powerfull

[frozen frigate]

the hollow knight is literally artorias wow

[rocky flicker]

idk who that is i thought of ahsoka from clone wars

[lament pecan]

Me too

[viscid wind]

you can learn to cope with the loss of your arm

[frozen frigate]

artorias was a knight of the abyss in dark souls lore

[lament pecan]

Clone wars best star wars tv show

[slender juniper]

Imagine one

[frozen frigate]

he was basically told to fight the abyss (impossible task) and obviously lost but he also made some kind of a pact with the abyss? or something

[rocky flicker]

i cant remember a lot of it i watched it when I was a kid lol

[viscid wind]

do you think thk gets phantom pain

[frozen frigate]

he broke his sword arm so it just kinda flops around when you fight him

[lament pecan]

I rewatched it

Recently

[rocky flicker]

he probably just gets pain

[lament pecan]

Totally worth it

[lament lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fan4stic-fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-gif-9345984830195785978

[frozen frigate]

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

[lament lotus]

you built that

[viscid wind]

does green grass travel upwards?

[lament lotus]

oh wow didnt notice that

[frozen frigate]

do you want the seed and coords idk man

[lament lotus]

sure

[rocky flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-pure-vessel-hornet-cute-hollow-knight-hornet-gif-27228159

[uncut flint]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-berserk-berk-cute-guts-gif-1941325807041618923

do you guys like berserk dog

[rocky flicker]

GRIFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITHHHHH

[frozen frigate]

coords are 287, 989, seed is -4403674833409659985 i think

[burnt quartz]

why is this channel so insane lol

[frozen frigate]

man i love ize of the world by the strokes

[rocky flicker]

I feel like its pretty sane rn

[lament lotus]

hoh

[frozen frigate]

these lies on my name have been disproven

[lament lotus]

pretty insane world generation

[frozen frigate]

found a cool grey fish on my way back to my fishing hut too

[lament lotus]

your minecraft world must be holy

[frozen frigate]

building a mob farm ASAP

[brittle arch]

is NeverGrave good

this game advertise all over facebook

[lament lotus]

check the reviews for it

never heard of it

[brittle arch]

it's demo

no review on steam

look like hollow knight

[lament lotus]

this?

[lament pecan]

When do you guys predict silksong is coming

[brittle arch]

yeah

[lament lotus]

oh its to be announced

i mean the game looks pretty solid

hollowknight esque it seems

you should wishlist it

[heavy magnet]

I predict.......
2025

[lament lotus]

seems cool

[lament lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/lisan-al-gaib-gif-17741474250939832713

[carmine island]

https://fixvx.com/wydbanx/status/1913865735111135541?s=46

banx (@[e-mail])

An aquarium in Japan has changed the diet of its penguins and otters due to rising costs, and the animals are refusing to eat the cheaper fish

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[lament pecan]

Hmmm i wonder how you came to that conclusion

[brittle arch]

Lisan Al-gaib 😳

[heavy magnet]

i distilled it from the cosmic ether

[brittle arch]

messiah

[austere flame]

who the fuck had the idea of making chemistry

lemme see this person

[lament pecan]

Test?

Or lab report or what

[austere flame]

couple of

[heavy magnet]

God, I guess?

[lament pecan]

As a man planning to study biochem

[quiet token]

So real of them

[lament pecan]

I know all of the stages of regret

[austere flame]

💀

[lament pecan]

Of chemistry

[austere flame]

I studying for historian

[lament pecan]

Easiest subject in the world

[carmine island]

Me!

[austere flame]

i don't need 4 hours of chemistry

meanwhile I have only 1 hour of history

[lament pecan]

Blame the school system

I have an hour thirty of both

[austere flame]

fuck the school system

idk im in 10th grade, chemistry teacher talks about smth calling it aldegids

[brittle arch]

common take

so common that schools stop caring

[burnt quartz]

why are we talking about all this random shit in the silksong on-topic channel

[brittle arch]

that's how it is

we sometime talk about pregnancy safety too

[burnt quartz]

wait so are like

are silksong communities just unhinged in general?

[austere flame]

this is normal

[frozen frigate]

where's that one bot command that does the offtopic tihng

[brittle arch]

pregnancy safety is not unhinged wdym

[burnt quartz]

like, coming from deltarune, we have the occasional "deltarune tomorrow" meme, but at least we're sane about it, even before the direct announcement

[brittle arch]

we are really sane and civilized

[carmine island]

Wow you guys are so insane having a civil conversation

?tag info offtopic

[white sail]

#sk-discussion is allowed to be off topic due to the game not being out yet, and the amount of times that topics have been exhausted for it. However, if you have a topic that you'd like to discuss, say it and the channel should follow suit.

[austere flame]

oh no

we need to make a channel where we can discuss pregnancy safety

[carmine island]

#sk-discussion is like an insane asylum they have actual conversations about other things!!! It’s a real nuthouse!! I can’t believe those lunatics in there!!!

[brittle arch]

yeah people keep calling me crazy

that's just not fair man

[carmine island]

It’s ok bud

You’re not crazy to me at least

[brittle arch]

ty

[austere flame]

for me neither

[carmine island]

Fuck it’s already April 21st???

I keep doing the thing

[austere flame]

silksong in 8 days

[carmine island]

Where I look at new users join dates and think wow that’s odd isn’t that tomorrow? And lose my mind when I check the date

[alpine basalt]

fuck, its the 21st? whats next, the 22nd? fuck everything

[frozen frigate]

flashlights don't affect scouts at all that's crazy and goated

[carmine island]

Fucking real I’m glad someone gets it

[kindred pewter]

Cant wait for hornet to say "SKIBIDI OMEGA LULZ IM THE ONE WHO SILKS THE SONG"

[frozen frigate]

a guy opens his door in the morning and gets silked, and you think that of me? no, sherma, i AM, the one who songs.

[ember violet]

First we silk then we song

[carmine island]

Then hornet pulls out her needle and says anyway here’s wonderwall

[frozen frigate]

and then Marty Schwartz has a cameo

[austere flame]

boys this is the last lesson

and im gonna homeeeeee

[rocky flicker]

if that bitch plays wonderwall im boycotting team cherry

my 50000 alts will not be buying the game

[lament pecan]

Do you guys want silksong to be connected to hk or not

I know it likely wont be that connected

From the edge interview

[rocky flicker]

ima be real lore and narrative is like less than 5% of my hollow knight enjoyment

ogrim was awesome some stuff made me sad but im here for music and gameplay

[viscid wind]

No

[frozen frigate]

my hollow knight enjoyment comes from finding quirrel in various places across the map and never ever killing monomon

[rocky flicker]

i dont mind either way

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-pure-vessel-hornet-cute-hollow-knight-hornet-gif-27228159

[viscid wind]

yes! break more head cannons! please

[lament pecan]

I think silksong combat will be peak

[frozen frigate]

i think it will be mid

[rocky flicker]

I also think silksong combat will be peak

[viscid wind]

there is a brigand 8 pounder on my forehead

[lament pecan]

But if the new huds are to believe you can only use one silk move at a time

Which is big sad

[frozen frigate]

edith did you ever finish farewell

[rocky flicker]

yeah I dont really like that idea

[viscid wind]

No I'm a coward

[lament pecan]

And i hope it will be difficult

[viscid wind]

or do you mean just farewell not fwg

[rocky flicker]

what part will be difficult

[austere flame]

btw boys rate this cat

[frozen frigate]

just farewell

[lament pecan]

As a maniac who has platniumed all souls and souls like games

[rocky flicker]

u mean just the game in general

[lament pecan]

The game in general

[rocky flicker]

10/10 cat very smooth quite angry

its texture is pleasing

[lament pecan]

Why bro so angy

[viscid wind]

i fear silksong will be easy because i think they said it will be around as hard as hk

[alpine basalt]

at best just hidden lore connections.

[viscid wind]

hk was an easy game....

[lament pecan]

Anyways 10/10

[lament pecan]

Depends

[rocky flicker]

I mean with all the movesets and customisability im sure the skill ceiling will be higher

[austere flame]

he just looks like that!! he is actually one of the coolest cats I've seen

[lament pecan]

Might be the effect that I was 14 when I played the game

But it took me hours for some bosses

[viscid wind]

i was like 12

[lament pecan]

13 actually

[rocky flicker]

base game is relatively easy I guess

[viscid wind]

ok but that's just normal

no???

[lament pecan]

Mantis lords took me like an hour and a half

I think

[austere flame]

I have another photo of him sleeping on the table

[viscid wind]

yeah since when does that fall into the category of hard

[lament pecan]

Well my record for a souls boss was like 3 hours

For a boss

[viscid wind]

not that bad either tbh

[lament pecan]

But i played those games all of them in succession last summer

So i guess i got good at all of them

[lament pecan]

I did them in chronological order of release all of them back to back

[formal karma]

Day 131 of posting cardinals until silksong releases

[lament pecan]

Daily double

[formal karma]

Yeye

Some windy ass mohawk

[lament pecan]

What is bro in vid 1 lookin 4

What spooked him

[formal karma]

Her- but I dunno

I think she's just more cautious than the boys

[frozen frigate]

Very awesome colouration here

[formal karma]

I'm just wondering how many more of these i got left

[frozen frigate]

Breaking news: bird video guy is running out of bird videos

How could we let this happen

[formal karma]

I meant how many more days do I have to post them

[frozen frigate]

Ah so you're saying you have TOO many bird videos

[formal karma]

I have 1000 videos. I just pick 2 nice ones each day

[frozen frigate]

Start posting more and more each day

[formal karma]

Nah

[dapper dove]

where do you source these

[frozen frigate]

Post them all on the day of release

[formal karma]

I upped it to 2 after we got news

[lament pecan]

Up it to three

[formal karma]

An app on my phone that gets cloud storage from a wifi camera I bought

[lament pecan]

After the date gets revealed

[formal karma]

Yea. Sounds good

[lament pecan]

Well until september at the latest

Prob until august

In my personal belief

[formal karma]

Hopefully

[lament pecan]

Copefully

[formal karma]

Same- but we never know...

[frozen frigate]

I shed a tear everytime I think about the dreaded day when silksong finally releases and there will be no more daily bird videos

[formal karma]

Heh

[lament pecan]

Just keep doing them until fearless fox comes out

[opaque sigil]

birds are good

[lament pecan]

Birds are reliable

If it doesnt work

[opaque sigil]

saw a couple robins just now silly lil guys

[frozen frigate]

Man I really want to play gtfo again but I don't want to play with these idiot bots

[opaque sigil]

I'm sure you can find a lfg somewhere

[frozen frigate]

I can but new people are scary y'know

[lament pecan]

Is this a birb?

[frozen frigate]

I started playing like 3 days ago and half of the gtfo community are speedrunners I canNOT keep up

[opaque sigil]

if it don't got a beak it ain't peak

[lament pecan]

Y you insultin

My beloved wabbit

[formal karma]

Those are terrible wings

[opaque sigil]

it's not an insult it's just not a bird and therefore will always play second fiddle

I don't make the rules

[viscid wind]

Can it fly?

[opaque sigil]

that is not a necessary condition to be a bird

https://tenor.com/view/kiwi-silly-crazy-dance-bird-gif-4660752199746634562

[viscid wind]

Yeah but those are fruit

game devs, alternatively

[lament pecan]

If he flaps his ears prob

[real river]

#delay silksong

[fresh zodiac]

how we doin chat

i nohitted traitor lord earlier while achievement hunting and i feel like i achieved nirvana

aside that, ive been thinking
even tho the bellbeast will replace them, do you think we will get like stags in silksong

[fast geode]

wait

[fresh zodiac]

or a reference in some way

[opaque sigil]

I doubt there will be stags, a vague reference to hornet being familiar with something similar to the marrow is possible

[fresh zodiac]

maybe

what if the old stag goes like "maybe theres more of me!" and then you play ss and you see a horde of dead ones again

[fast geode]

I mean the game basically tells you that's there's at least one stag left other than the old stag

because of the broken eggshell in the stag nest

I doubt we'll see it in silksong

[kindred pewter]

Well see it in fearless fox

[harsh yarrow]

The marrow doesn't seem like it's seen much use as a proper transport system

Least not for a good while before Hornet gets there

Considering the bellbeast was tied up and went feral

[opaque sigil]

it doesn't have to be that's not really the similarity I was referring to, just the nature as a large network of tunnels throughout the kingdom

[fresh zodiac]

we see it the first time and its just eating the stag from the previous game

[viscid wind]

assuming it didn't die from being alone with no adults to care for it at all

it's probably rotting away somewhere in the tunnels if it didn't run out of its nest to cliffs and fall to its death

[fast geode]

that would be some shitty story telling

[open narwhal]

true

[rapid abyss]

Rip pope

[viscid wind]

i hate the concept of there being another stag

[vernal plank]

Why

[opaque sigil]

it would suck

[viscid wind]

hopeless land
look inside
hope

also i want the stagkind to go extinct,,,, why you so slow.....

[rapid abyss]

Dont we see hornets riding skmething else in one or the trailers

[viscid wind]

bellbeast

[open narwhal]

I miss when bald balded and wasn't bald

[viscid wind]

i have no idea how people still wonder if the land is going to be haunted by song when we see ENEMIES WIELDING INSTRUMENTS in the treehouse demo

[opaque sigil]

I mean

it's more that you can't know to describe it as haunted without knowing the full line

but silksong fans find astonishing ways to be wrong it's kind of their whole thing

[rapid abyss]

Holy smokes jd vance killed the pope

[viscid wind]

why did he do that

[ember violet]

Met him once and died of cringe

[heady iron]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-chuck-mcgill-chicanery-breakdown-gif-25422432

[dapper dove]

liz truss meets queen elizabeth

the queen fucking dies

jd vance meets the pope

the pope fucking dies

huh

[cerulean sable]

hollow knight amv?

[languid tusk]

maybe old people are allergic to politicians

[deep laurel]

only good people, or Trump would have been affected by Vance

or, only non-politicians, if you can say that about the queen

[young saffron]

trumps a supe from the boys

[lament igloo]

Yall new discussion what do you think abt leth saying the trailer hiding is a bug ?

[glossy berry]

when are we throwing a politician at trump

[glossy berry]

that hes telling the truth what
what more is there to it

[coarse leaf]

I think that its a bug

Because everything else makes 0 sense

[viscid wind]

only other explanation is that team cherry works in mysterious ways

[loud badge]

They needa bring it back

[kindred pewter]

now get both jd vance and liz truss to meet trump

[coarse leaf]

Leth has powers that some may consider.. unnatural

[lament igloo]

Ok , lets say its true, its a bug, then where is it?

Its been a few days

Where is the trailer ?%

[viscid wind]

In silksong

oh the trailer not the bug

[coarse leaf]

Wdym where is it

[lament igloo]

👍👍

[lament igloo]

Why the trailer aint back?

If its just a bug

[viscid wind]

a few days and then it's 2 weekend days

[opaque sigil]

because nobody has fixed it

[lament igloo]

Im pretty sure this is a 5 min fix.

[heady iron]

Lazy lazy valve

[coarse leaf]

You have no idea about that

[opaque sigil]

and surely the opinion of a random discord user who has never made a steam page much less dealt with this specific issue is reliable

[viscid wind]

easter holidays or something

[lament igloo]

Oh really ? Then explain where the trailer is

[coarse leaf]

We have no idea what the problem is, you dont know how steam is build up and what is causing this

[lament igloo]

5 min fix.

[opaque sigil]

you're just pulling that out of nowhere

[coarse leaf]

This is the most "never worked in software dev" moment ever

[viscid wind]

5 mins of work is truly enough to kill a person

[lament igloo]

... I am pretty sure its simple, a trailer not appearing in your own website, just readd it

[opaque sigil]

and besides it's not like it's an urgent thing where tc would need to drop whatever they're doing on the weekend to fix it

[coarse leaf]

Everythings always a 5 Minute fix if youre not the one writing the code

[lament igloo]

Fixed, really ?

[coarse leaf]

What

[heady iron]

I’m a software engineer and I say it takes 30 seconds

[lament igloo]

So saying the truth is bad ?

[heady iron]

show_silksong_trailer = true

[coarse leaf]

So true

[heady iron]

The other 29 seconds are compiling

[coarse leaf]

Also yes this is obviously somewhat lower prio, steam probably has like 5 thousand tickets open i doubt they give a shit, someones gonna look at it eventually

[opaque sigil]

do you think truth is just whatever first thought pops into your head because that's not what that word means

[lament igloo]

Well ok , ig , yall would feel bad when it turns out it wasnt a bug.

[viscid wind]

also it's pretty clear that the steam page is not a priority

[opaque sigil]

it is a bug it's confirmed to be a bug

[coarse leaf]

Why would it not be a bug

What does TC even gain from lying

[lament igloo]

If you are putting it like this then not everything that comes out of leths mouth is true right ?

[coarse leaf]

What

[lament igloo]

Just because he said it dosent mean it has to be true.

[coarse leaf]

Why would he lie

[lament igloo]

No?

[opaque sigil]

lmao

[coarse leaf]

Im so confused

[lament igloo]

Not lying would basically spoil what is next

[opaque sigil]

no it wouldn't

[coarse leaf]

What

No, you just say nothing if its intentional?!

[viscid wind]

there is objectively zero reason to remove the trailer

[coarse leaf]

The whole point would be to get people talking about it, even tho it would be a weird move

[heady iron]

Metroidvania fans when they get spoiled of the release date

[opaque sigil]

I love how people always clamor for leth to comment on nonsense rumors like this and then when he does and it's not what they like they just say nuh uh he's lying

very normal behavior

[viscid wind]

also like yeah.

[opaque sigil]

'anything that contradicts me is part of the conspiracy' ahh

[viscid wind]

most wishlisted game on steam

[coarse leaf]

Wrong reply?

[lament igloo]

Then why it took people to ask leth themselves abt it, if he knewb

[coarse leaf]

Wdym

[lament igloo]

And didnt say anything before hand why people had to ask him personally?

For him to say something ?

[opaque sigil]

do you think he spends his whole life staring at the steam page

[lament igloo]

Bro he dosent have to, i meant other people talking abt it

Im pretty dang sure he knew beforehand

[opaque sigil]

you just made that up

complete fabrication

[glossy berry]

literally untrue but sure

[viscid wind]

he is not the community manager guy to clean up any minor conspiracy

[coarse leaf]

Yeah other people talked about it, then leth or TC or whatever looked into, asked steam about it/opened a ticket most probably, and then leth talked to the people about what is happening

[glossy berry]

he only found out fairly recently tbf

only after getting mentioned and asked on steam

its not like he was doing stuff behind the scenes prior to that statement

[lament igloo]

Again, how do you know he found out like this, how do you know he didnt find out before .

[opaque sigil]

why would he have found out about it before

[coarse leaf]

They handled the situation perfectly i dont even know what he was supposed to do differently

[glossy berry]

how would he have found out prior, and then not made a statement

[lament igloo]

Tbf yall kinda look too much into leths mouth

[glossy berry]

we got told he's going to start looking into it after being mentioned in a tweet

not that they were already looking into it

[opaque sigil]

you look too much into reddit

leth's word against yours his wins every time

[lament igloo]

Ah the "winning " reddit argument.

Im not looking into anyones mouth , im looking into facts

[opaque sigil]

no you aren't

[glossy berry]

as it turns out i'm actually liable to trust the public word of god from a team cherry employee than random speculation

[opaque sigil]

you're making shit up in real time

[coarse leaf]

No you arent, youre making half your stuff up on the spot

[glossy berry]

the facts are that it was a bug, leth did not know in advance, and the trailer isnt part of a conspiracy

you're just inventing counterfacts

[opaque sigil]

facts such as "leth definitely knew before he gave any indication he knew, I saw it in some pig entrails from a divination session earlier"

[glossy berry]

consulted the tea leaves and they told me that the guy team cherry hired to make statements for them is Lying for Fun

[normal token]

If this were somehow intentional then he would have just stayed quiet

[glossy berry]

literally though
this is just people from the reddit coping that they were wrong

[opaque sigil]

Confirmation bias should be a restricted substance

[lament igloo]

Ok since we cant have Middle ground ill stop

But i do believe that its not a bug

[glossy berry]

what middle ground is there to have what

[coarse leaf]

How do you have a middle ground in this

[lament igloo]

It feels to intentional for a bug

[glossy berry]

literally give us any fact other than just Vibes

[coarse leaf]

Its either a bug or its not no?

[opaque sigil]

Nothing at all indicates it’s intentional

[viscid wind]

having no idea

[glossy berry]

leth has been nothing but The consistently reputable source in the past as well

why would he lie about something as visibly unintentional as this

[viscid wind]

whatever, another brain washed by Big Silk.

[opaque sigil]

crazy how people will just make things up and then stick to them even when reality actively contradicts them

[glossy berry]

stubborness is a hell of a drug ig

[lament igloo]

Bro then why is it not back if its a bug please enlighten me 😭

[glossy berry]

theyre trying to figure out why it happened?

[coarse leaf]

.

[lament igloo]

Well mb then , ig this is valid

[coarse leaf]

Steam most probably works with some type of ticket System where each bug is one ticket, you then assign priority to these tickets and work from the highest prio down.
Steam, being a very very big site, probably has a lot of these

[opaque sigil]

It’s also not a high priority for tc either

[harsh yarrow]

Are people being stupid over a steam bug still?

Even if they were planning to update the trailer

Why remove the old one?

[rocky flicker]

yes :D

[harsh yarrow]

It's not uncommon for steam pages to feature multiple trailers

[rocky flicker]

leth, the community and marketing manager for team cherry, told you that it was a bug

[cedar trench]

Queen of tge grill

[rocky flicker]

mmmmmmmmm grill

[harsh yarrow]

Buh last time leth say no, was lie!? /j

The older trailer will return in a bit, be it a few days, or a few weeks

[rocky flicker]

nah its gone walkabout and is getting a makeover, new trailer confirmed in a few days

[harsh yarrow]

But it'll be back
Would be nice if they also put up the 2022 Xbox trailer there, but I doubt that

[solid swift]

I can say for all that Hollow Knight: Silksong seems rushed. They only released a 5 second clip at the direct so they should delay it again.

Perfect release date: February 24 2027.

[rocky flicker]

🗣️

[solid swift]

We should make it a trend #DelaySilksong

[normal token]

2028*

[dusty nimbus]

I say we offer this chat as a sacrifice to the cherry gods for a bountiful cherry season

[sage glade]

grilling is fun

[sage glade]

nah, #delaynomore

[viscid wind]

silksong being unfinished is a genuine fear i have

[cunning geode]

devphobia

[normal token]

Honestly doubt considering how much radio silence we'll get, they're dedicated to perfecting with how long it's been going on now

[rough basalt]

Hollow Knight: Silksong

[normal token]

[kindred pewter]

SILK AND SONG
THE CITADEL
BELL BEAST
This, is a RESTING BENCH

Can't believe these will be the leaked lines from the silksong movie

[brittle arch]

Hollow Song: SilkKnight

[charred pulsar]

But which lines will cause chaos at the cinema?

[kindred pewter]

my guess is the SILK AND SONG and the "BELL BEAST" as the bell beast head buts hornet to oblivion

[brittle arch]

lmao this game got almost the review as factorio

is this game any good or people love selling drug

[sly scaffold]

yes

[lone crown]

I… am Hornet.
Those bugs? They’re the caravan!
THE CITADEL.
Bellbeast jockey…
First we silk… and then we song… let’s silksong!
PIMPILLO! RELEASE!

[normal token]

ZAZA JOCKEY

[lone crown]

Even better than Bellbeast jockey

[kindred pewter]

hornet gets in a ring, with pharloom citizens around the ring, as Lace is in the corner of the ring, and all of a sudden, a small bug called Zaza with Garmond on top comes down

Hornet: "Oh, this looks easy"

Garmond and Zaza give dog eyes, and then pulls out their weapon

Lace: GARMOND AND ZAZA

Garmond and Zaza lunges at Hornet

[lone crown]

Is this the ant arena

[kindred pewter]

yeah sure

[viscid wind]

what the fuck is schedule 1

[normal token]

SEXY BOWLLLL

[kindred pewter]

breaking bad simulator

[lapis basin]

My favorite ❤️

[brittle arch]

Jesser

we need to make crystal candies

[cold maple]

screw cherries

i’m not going anywhere until kingdom hearts finishes

[dusty nimbus]

Then go to the kindom heart's anticipation channel this is the cherry store

🇬 🇼 🇳 🇯

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-futurama-seymour-gif-8546899

[chilly crane]

Hollow crap

[cold maple]

ITLL COME ONE DAY

[quiet token]

Silksong will have a mobile ad for every minute of playtime

[opaque sigil]

nah

[dusty nimbus]

Would like to do various war crimes if that's the case?

[opaque sigil]

they're always playing in the corner of the screen

[fiery burrow]

But thats where my Subway Surfers gameplay goes

[hybrid moat]

I never seen these clips discussed before, why did nobody talk about them. Or did I just miss them?

[fiery burrow]

You missed 'em

[opaque sigil]

years old

[quiet token]

Iirc they were a long time ago yeah

[slender juniper]

I stole this

[zealous shoal]

I missed those, too.

[hybrid moat]

I just discovered them, atlest I can enjoy it

[slender juniper]

Downbad simulator

[viscid wind]

hen lower jawbone key

[fiery burrow]

also pengguin how did you beat 7-1 in under a minute

muffin said it was crazy

[slender juniper]

Mario levels?

[fiery burrow]

yeah

[opaque sigil]

if i google 7-1 speedruns everything is way over a minute

[slender juniper]

Where are my they/them energy baristas?

[fiery burrow]

is it P%

[primal horizon]

No way.

[slender juniper]

Are you a barista?

[primal horizon]

Um

[fiery burrow]

any% is sub 1 minute

[opaque sigil]

https://youtu.be/vWbwRyiCW7I

[brittle garnet]

hen mandible key?

[fiery burrow]

what the devils

[dusty nimbus]

[opaque sigil]

https://youtu.be/vWbwRyiCW7I?t=271 when the run actually starts

[primal horizon]

Hello my fellow mantis shrimp

my fellow tomato Pod

[slender juniper]

Are you a barista?cuz I really need my decafed caramel ice cappuccino with sprinkled chocolate,with whipped and cocoa Powder at the top

[formal marsh]

bro thinks theyre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV7P0M-lYgs

[young saffron]

I'll beat it

[brittle arch]

we don't discuss "mid"

[opaque sigil]

oh it's oob shenanigans

[slender juniper]

But only if you are a they/them royalty

[dusty nimbus]

How did the clam party go today for you, did you get any of them to open up

[brittle garnet]

i love this video

[primal horizon]

Oh no I didn’t do anything

[brittle arch]

bro think he's witty

[formal marsh]

bro IS witty

[dusty nimbus]

You'll get em to open up next time we have a great hand at tricks after all

[primal horizon]

No I mean like I wasn’t there

mods. Take this person away for roleplaying!

[dusty nimbus]

Oh 😔

[brittle arch]

are we rollplaying ?

[primal horizon]

@formal marsh can u moderate pls

[tepid lava]

Silksong When

[brittle arch]

can I roleplay as Nosk

[primal horizon]

no

[hybrid moat]

Now

[brittle arch]

i mean Nosk

[primal horizon]

no

[formal marsh]

krill i am not a moderator in this server

[brittle arch]

that's how it should be

[primal horizon]

right

As if

[viscid wind]

wait is this the lune from dst

[brittle arch]

I should be mod though

[viscid wind]

what the fuck hi

[brittle arch]

i have strict rules

[formal marsh]

yeah

[primal horizon]

I’m also krill from dst

wtf

[brittle arch]

who's your main

[primal horizon]

my main is Wanda!

[formal marsh]

wortox

[brittle arch]

I main Wanda

[viscid wind]

idk who you are 💔

[brittle arch]

nuh uh

[formal marsh]

LMFAO

[brittle arch]

Op wannabe mtfk

[primal horizon]

well. It’s time

[brittle arch]

Wortox is a good one

[viscid wind]

worm > > > > >

[chilly crane]

Th

[viscid wind]

why are all the characters op

[formal marsh]

** ** wood

[primal horizon]

Like. The wormwood

[brittle arch]

no only Wanda and maybe The buff guy

that's how it is that last time I checked

[brittle garnet]

WORM MENTIONED

[chilly crane]

Lobster

[brittle garnet]

idk what worm

[viscid wind]

yeah last time i checked damage output is all that matters

(wurt outclasses all by far)

[brittle arch]

Wanda have crazy ass damage output and utility overall

[brittle garnet]

ok nvm i thought you were cool

[primal horizon]

Oh god

[chilly crane]

If you pee on dirt will worms mistake it for rain

[brittle arch]

they'll drink it anyway

[formal marsh]

i prefer to pee in the toilet

[primal horizon]

I mean you’re right. Wurt does outclass all. Um. Man that brought back memories from July

[dapper dove]

thabk you for the yearbook quote

[viscid wind]

wurt, willow, wanda, wortox, wendy, walter, woody, maxwell, wx, wolfgang, wigfridgerator, webber, winona, warly, wormwood

[brittle arch]

I spend most of childhood time peed outiside

I thought it's more thrilling

[viscid wind]

yeah so like everyone except for 4

[formal marsh]

why is warly there

[primal horizon]

Warly can serve food!

[formal marsh]

maxwell can serve

[viscid wind]

maxwell can make warly dishes?

[brittle arch]

this guy is a god in a multiplayer game

[formal marsh]

no he just serves

as in, slays

[chilly crane]

Warbl

[primal horizon]

😭

[brittle arch]

bro think he can cook

[viscid wind]

ok yeah true i forgot abound bundling wraps

warly doesnt go there

craft a lot of food then just switch off

[primal horizon]

THANK YOU

[brittle arch]

i don't like the idea of able to switch character

[viscid wind]

it is far too cheap

but any price is too cheap in a fucking sandbox where you can make instakill setups for most bosses

[brittle arch]

it make multiplater pointless

[viscid wind]

multiplayer is too overpowered anyway.

[brittle arch]

last time bee queen is still ass to deal with

[primal horizon]

multiplayer is fun because I get to play with my buddies

[viscid wind]

wurt

[primal horizon]

Why does everyone say that

[viscid wind]

i had a video of 40 merms nuking bq

pre skill tree

[brittle arch]

what if i'm not wurt ? what if i'm the freaking mime

[formal marsh]

eeeeh
i can understand saying it makes character choice irrelevant, but not multiplayer

[fleet field]

why is the trailer still not back 😭

[viscid wind]

do winona's catapults still work without her after the skill tree

[viscid wind]

not a priority

[brittle arch]

Team Cherry don't have a coder anymore

[fleet field]

just grab the file and send it to steam or smth idk

[formal marsh]

i forgor

[chilly crane]

Team cherry are dying

[fleet field]

i dont think its that hard

[chilly crane]

Does it really matter

[brittle arch]

Ari moved back to his hometown and built a farm

[primal horizon]

(Misinformation) it costs FIFTY DOLLARS to update the steam page y’all

[formal marsh]

i think the file is still there it was just privated (or some equivalent)

[viscid wind]

could be backend error causing specifically silksong trailer to go private even if its set to public on the deverlopers' end

[cunning geode]

send it to gaben

[warped rock]

Funds from hk have run out that means silksong soon

[patent heath]

Hi WheatNeat.

[brittle arch]

so they removed the trailer for 50 bucks ok

[warped rock]

Hi Escape from Jay(l) free card

[viscid wind]

hello nearwhar?

[patent heath]

Nice.

[fleet field]

which is even weirder because it would be easier to fix

[warped rock]

Edith

[fleet field]

but i also think its still there since there wasnt an update on the page

[viscid wind]

alternatively tc is on easter brake

[patent heath]

Alternatively alternatively, TC is planning to take over the world.

[silver swan]

“planning” already did it

[dapper dove]

tean cherry when team berry walks in

[fleet field]

Alternatively alternatively alternatively, TC will release silksong on june 12th

[brittle arch]

april 25

[dapper dove]

funny coincidence! i will release the dogs on june 12th

[fleet field]

we dont even have a trailer 😭

[patent heath]

Alternatively alternatively alternatively alternatively, TC will release SilkSong on August 6th.

[brittle arch]

It was revealed to me in a dream

[fleet field]

on august 6th ill have already finished this game

[patent heath]

Finishing the game in a single day.

Is epic.

[fleet field]

nah

it'll release on june 12th

[patent heath]

August 6th.

[dapper dove]

it released yesterday

[topaz totem]

Who’s gonna say it

[patent heath]

Omg, is that the real Ghostly Gelato?

[formal marsh]

that the pope died? me

[chilly crane]

Silksong will be released someday, someway

[formal marsh]

the pope died

[chilly crane]

Hello jay jonah Jameson

[topaz totem]

Something gta6

[full ledge]

December 32nd

[topaz totem]

[patent heath]

True Yis.

[chilly crane]

Silksong will be released when the pope dies

[dapper dove]

silksong will be released when queen elizebeth II dies

[chilly crane]

When jimmy carter dies

[fleet field]

june 12

[devout halo]

We can't hand him silksong...

[fiery burrow]

why am I always informed of the death of people by this channel

[devout halo]

I'm always informed via tumblr

[shell yacht]

Wait who died this time

[fiery burrow]

Pope Francis

[chilly crane]

The writer for courage the cowardly dog

[shell yacht]

Oh rip ig

I wonder if he ever got to play undertale in between looking at Instagram models

[surreal knot]

Met jd vance and instantly died 😭

[chilly crane]

Jd Vance is poisonous

[livid tree]

just like th emovie!!!!

[shell yacht]

Bro walked in with an unfettered demonic aura

[livid tree]

guise did u know there was a movie this year where the pope passed away

le epic reference

[chilly crane]

I have unfettered demonic aura

[livid tree]

yes we know you dont shower a lot

those are actually stink lines

[quiet token]

My video jumpscare

[livid tree]

you just got roasted

[formal marsh]

i mean my dad also had pretty bad pneumonia

good thing francis died and not him

[chilly crane]

I am always showering

I am Omni-showered

[formal marsh]

showering is unoptimal

[dapper dove]

jd vance when he has to go outside on February 22, 2027 at 12:19:32 EST

[heady iron]

what showered?

https://tenor.com/view/immortal-where-is-omni-man-where-is-he-invincible-gif-17913376818474440095

[opaque sigil]

one of my uncles had that once, it's no joke he very very very nearly died

[formal marsh]

yeah it fucks you up really bad

[chilly crane]

Where is Omni man

Where is he

[formal marsh]

my dad's "fine" now though

[opaque sigil]

'they called the organ harvesting team' bad

scary shit

[formal marsh]

my dad didnt get to that level

but the effects stayed long after

im really glad he did not die

[heady iron]

organ harvesters when a patient survives

[shell yacht]

A stupid amount of people in my family have caught pneumonia one of them during covid, they lived though

[heady iron]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-super-mario-bros-depression-sad-mario-and-luigi-gif-14815881022592239601

[quiet token]

There's a couple levels with a rocket clip where you need to slam storage, jump slightly before sliding to go up diagonally, shoot a frozen rocket near a slanted ceiling, let go of any directional keys, and then walljump back into the rocket, the hardest out of bounds clip in the game ngl

[chilly crane]

Well since kristoffersons dad is already down to single pneumonia and getting better he’ll be going home soon huh ?

[opaque sigil]

if you get it early it's pretty treatable

[fiery burrow]

[livid tree]

i heard about that happening irl actually
a bunch of marines were kidnapped for organ harvesting but they lived because the surgeons only took their brains

[tidal ruin]

They boutta get they shit rocked (indie cross 2 spoiler)

[shell yacht]

Yeah, thankfully there's some smart people surrounding the stupid people in my family

If any of these people lived alone they would have died, they're that kind of stupid and stubborn

[chilly crane]

Harvest my kidneys!!

[shell yacht]

Why are we harvesting organs

[glossy berry]

in fairness the pope was both eight-eight years old and had double pneumonia specifically

which i assume most of your relatives are not powdered

[chilly crane]

The pope had pre existing lung conditions

[shell yacht]

Damn

[glossy berry]

he had a chunk of his lung removed ages back yeah

[chilly crane]

He already got an incision in one of his lungs

[heady iron]

if my asthmatic ass got pneumonia I'm not surviving

[quiet token]

Then you load the level transition for the minotaur fight by going near a door and opening it out of bounds without going inside, and then rocket riding to the bottom of the transition pipe since it doesn't have collision and that skips like half the level

[chilly crane]

Ass ma

[shell yacht]

Not 88 but yeah lung problems in the family, damn the Pope was hanging on by less than a thread

[quiet token]

Then the rest of the level is like normal but doing quick kills on both minotaur phases