sk-discussion

[empty musk]

would steamDB even log a privating of a trailer?

[glossy berry]

gastropod win

[oblique musk]

If two people post at the same time each of them will see their own message first.

[glossy berry]

uh
probably not no it doesnt count as an actual update to the page's content

[main helm]

fanum tax

[oblique musk]

However, everyone else will, to my knowledge, see the same order of messages.

[stoic sigil]

OK gang what'd I miss

[carmine island]

Nuh uh I posted it first

[quartz cave]

Who are you

[lone crown]

Yeah this may as well could be another Wario situation

[empty musk]

yeah makes sense

[normal token]

The trailer on steam is hidden

[reef scarab]

What is the wario situation

[oblique musk]

Uh huh

[smoky nebula]

Sorry it doesn't look that way

[lone crown]

In like feb or something, nintendo eshop page for silksong went down

[carmine island]

Photoshopped

Slander

[oblique musk]

Too broke for photoshop

[carmine island]

Lies

[reef scarab]

wario killed silk…

[stoic sigil]

What

[carmine island]

People pay for photoshop?

[glossy berry]

if its worth anything muffin you show first on my end...

[lone crown]

This is real and not bait

[carmine island]

It’s ok Mae

[oblique musk]

Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel.

[normal token]

There used to be the reveal trailer

It is gone from public view

[glossy berry]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1030300/Hollow_Knight_Silksong/
trailers gone

Steam

Hollow Knight: Silksong

Become the Princess KnightPlay as Hornet, princess-protector of Hallownest, and adventure through a whole new kingdom ruled by silk and song! Captured and brought to this unfamiliar world, Hornet must battle foes and solve mysteries as she ascends on a deadly pilgrimage to the kingdom’s peak.

Hollow Knight: Silksong is the epic sequel to Ho…

Release Date

To be announced

[oblique musk]

ip grabber

[glossy berry]

you got me!

[charred pulsar]

Simo

[stoic sigil]

This feels like a Steam goof I wouldn't put too much effort into investigating it

[normal token]

Hello Simo

[smoky nebula]

Hi Simo

[quartz cave]

No way its see moh you should hop on rivals!!

[harsh yarrow]

im 99% sure that Steam just had a moment

[stoic sigil]

Simo what happened to the trailer

[opaque sigil]

goes without saying

[normal token]

He ate it

[stoic sigil]

What did you do

[oblique musk]

1% chance 99% faith

[reef scarab]

himo simo

[lone crown]

Wait a second did the game always have specs? I couldve sworn it didnt (someone tell me im crazy, i think the car fumes have gotten to me)

[normal token]

Yes this was from day 1

[harsh yarrow]

it did

copied from Hollow Knight

[normal token]

They're just a copy and paste from hollow knight

[glossy berry]

day 1 yes what the hell was up with that car man

[lone crown]

Oh i remember now thanks

[ember violet]

Arent they the same as the first HK?

[stoic sigil]

This is fake. Silksong needs a 4090 to run

[normal token]

GEF I really think you gotta go rest

[reef scarab]

something something overused joke about Hornet and Lace relations

[ember violet]

I mean the new trailer is either going to release tomorrow or not so its 50/50

[opaque sigil]

if they were replacing a trailer the new one would already be up

[spare fractal]

hey! I know it's overused, but it's true! they SHOULD kiss!

[lone crown]

Was On my way! Home and my car’s hood started smoking and i thought it was fine since my radiator already had issues and as i got closer the smoke got more intense so i started speeding and driving on the shoulderlanes and by the time i was in my town my car would just shut off at random and i kept turning that shit on with the most foul odor known to man also with traffic until i got home

[ember violet]

Just like the game release its always 50%

[harsh yarrow]

or, more likely, steam will realize they had a fuckup and fxi it within a few days

[oblique musk]

Fool you are supposed to pull over as soon as you see smoke

And call someone

[lone crown]

Oh no initially the smoke was a thing for seven months

[opaque sigil]

bro

[oblique musk]

That's worse.

[opaque sigil]

get that looked at

[oblique musk]

You understand how that's worse right?

[lone crown]

😭

I do…

[smoky nebula]

Get that looked at NOW

[opaque sigil]

you really don't want to be breathing smoke

and that's like the least of your worries there

[oblique musk]

Yeah. A famous philosopher once said "The best time to get your fucking car looked at is seven months ago. The second best time is now."

[ember violet]

Something was smoking but it was ok so I went faster

[quartz cave]

The fucking emma frost sees me and inmediatelly turns diamond

Like girl leamme alone 💔

[lilac gyro]

i tried to help bro

every new character is rigged

[quartz cave]

Once i just cloaked to upper ground and she just stayed down there waiting for me 💔

[lone crown]

Well look i thought it wasnt a big deal cause i was led into believing it was a minor issue with the car (cause i had a friend check it for me) but as it turns out he knows fucking nothing clearly

[oblique musk]

Does your friend have any formal qualifications/training/experience?

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/doug-walker-fnaf-turning-around-turning-doug-turning-around-gif-23411544

[ember violet]

How is smoke coming from your car a minor issue 😭

[lone crown]

The smoke gaslit my braincells into thinking it was normal

[oblique musk]

How are you still alive?

[lone crown]

Thats funny cause i did genuinely almost die in like four different scenarios

[formal marsh]

cars usually let out smoke. its called an exhaust pipe

[lone crown]

But thats a discussion for another day

[smoky nebula]

Yeah but that's out the back
Not the hood

[opaque sigil]

that's a lot, I've only almost died like twice

[formal marsh]

thats called an exhaust hood

pinnacle of modern invention
smoke now comes from more places, in larger amounts and smells worse

[oblique musk]

I've never almost died, to my knowledge.

[lone crown]

Dont bother trying to defend me im cooked in terms of my car AND in the brain

[reef scarab]

April 25th…

[ember violet]

And your lungs

[lone crown]

That would genuinely explain a lot

[smoky nebula]

I love how exhaust hoods are an actual thing

[steady sage]

just get your bloody car checked up when it starts smoking :3

[smoky nebula]

They're the things that take the fumes from your oven away

[fiery burrow]

my cars on fire is that normal

[lone crown]

Eh you’ll make it home

[smoky nebula]

Is the rest of you on fire‽

[formal marsh]

holy shit

[oblique musk]

"bloody"
Br*tish "person" detected.

[formal marsh]

nah i get my smoking car checked up when it gets bloody

[quartz cave]

We are NOT winning ts

[smoky nebula]

Nobody is born british
They get bitten by British people

[fiery burrow]

Good thing I have my british shot

[smoky nebula]

I got bitten during the pandemic

[ember violet]

Sure just pour some water over it

[steady sage]

blud, you serious? :3

[fiery burrow]

why didn't I think of that

[stoic sigil]

Gang what do I get for dinner

[spare fractal]

hi lune!

[formal marsh]

hello

[lone crown]

One of these days i might get killed for something so silly before silksong

[smoky nebula]

Soup

[steady sage]

whatever Pyro got for Christmas :3

[fiery burrow]

No, the hypothetical british shot is actually fictitious, as is the idea that you turn british after a british person bites you.

[normal token]

I'll revive you dw

[ember violet]

What about the first British person

[stoic sigil]

What

[fiery burrow]

No one knows where they came from

[opaque sigil]

if you want to avoid that a trip to the mechanic might be a good first step

[oblique musk]

This was the plot of Phantom Blood I think

[steady sage]

look up Pyrocynical's Christmas dinner :3

[lone crown]

“Giant Enemy Fool choked on pencil shavings and died 😔”

[stoic sigil]

I don't think I want to

[smoky nebula]

British people are in fact vampires but that's a complete coincidence

[steady sage]

why are you eating pencils? :3

[normal token]

The day after, Team Cherry announced the silksong release date

[opaque sigil]

huh

that's a very specific example

[smoky nebula]

French people are the same, and are also werewolves by coincidence

[oblique musk]

Yeah, I am in agreement with tammo here. The next time I see you in this server I expect you to be back from the mechanic's shop.

And for the love of god, don't drive there.

[fiery burrow]

Dear god its multiplying 😭

The entire members list is like this

[formal marsh]

they are plentiful

[smoky nebula]

Inter·punct

[fiery burrow]

There are no admins, no mods, no nitro members

[normal token]

inter punct reigns supreme

[lone crown]

What if I sell the car to someone for 500 dollars and buy Powdered a ps5 with it meanwhile the customer explodes upon revving the engines

[smoky nebula]

Get the interpunct on your keyboard

[fiery burrow]

I refreshed the tab and now the entire nitro tab is filled with some guy named vinny

[steady sage]

okie :3

[oblique musk]

This is... Requiem. What you're seeing is indeed the truth. You are seeing the movements created by your abilities, but you will never arrive at the truth that's going to happen.

[fiery burrow]

😭

[opaque sigil]

what did you do

[silver oak]

Summoning circle

[quartz cave]

Why are we getting into fucking grandmaster lobbies

[oblique musk]

Shadow the Hedgehog be like:
-# ok the joke was that there was going to be a bunch of space characters here because your spacebar says Latina but Discord removes spaces at the end of a message so the joke failed

[fiery burrow]

Everything is also wiggling extremely

[lilac gyro]

idk

[smoky nebula]

Shadow the hedgehog speaks Latin‽

[lilac gyro]

give me a second

[quartz cave]

Are you going to go blackmail galacta

[normal token]

The joke is that Shadow loves latinas

[smoky nebula]

Oh

I'm a little slow

[quartz cave]

Dude just ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵ ឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵឵ ឵ ឵឵

[stoic sigil]

Hop on Helldivers guys

[quartz cave]

Hop on among us

[fiery burrow]

Menus or parkour

[opaque sigil]

menus

[stoic sigil]

Menus

[lilac gyro]

yes

[quartz cave]

Did it work

[lilac gyro]

no

she just said well you cant win em all

[quartz cave]

Galacta according to my nameplate im your favorite why the hell do you do this to me

[stoic sigil]

Well you cant expect to win em all

[tidal ruin]

yes you can

[reef scarab]

silk?

[stoic sigil]

Song.

[quartz cave]

Chat did yall see the first steps trailer

[carmine island]

It’s actually very easy to do that

[oblique musk]

Silk....

[trim estuary]

Ismoil my sibling is playing Marvel Rivals rn is it menus or parkour they don’t know

[trim estuary]

Yeah but without audio
Maybe it’ll be good…

[quartz cave]

Rewatch it imo

NOW

[slate wagon]

chat what the hell is menus or parkour

[trim estuary]

OKAY OKAY

[opaque sigil]

bouba or kiki but games

[oblique musk]

Chat do we think Dark Souls is menus or parkour?

[reef scarab]

menus is bouba parkour is kiki

[opaque sigil]

correct

[frozen frigate]

could you elaborate on this

[fiery burrow]

Menus

[oblique musk]

What is there to elaborate on?

[silver oak]

Menus

[frozen frigate]

what constitutes a game being a parkour or a menu

[quartz cave]

Hi necro

Hop on

[silver oak]

It seems pretty self explanatory

[fiery burrow]

Is it closer to parkour or menus

[opaque sigil]

its membership in one of the categories duh

[full rune]

does anyone have aluo's username?

[silver oak]

aluo morg

[quartz cave]

Hi zal hop on

[fiery burrow]

I don't remember anyone who went by aluo

[frozen frigate]

this unfortunately does not clear up much

[full rune]

huh i didnt know you could put spaces

[silver oak]

you can’t

[fiery burrow]

How do you not know what parkour and menus mean

[silver oak]

It’s aluomorg

[topaz totem]

Will Silksong be a heavy spell usage game like HK or a heavy melee combat game?

[warped rock]

parkour is more execution/movement based menu is stationary and more thoughtful

[full rune]

you LIED

[silver oak]

I deceived you

[quartz cave]

Wow zal fire him

[stoic sigil]

What's an Aluo? Some kind of medicine company?

[oblique musk]

I would guess it will have a higher melee focus.

[normal token]

aluomorg

[fiery burrow]

Mix of both like HK

[frozen frigate]

thankyou neatwheat this makes much more sense than what everyone else said

[stoic sigil]

Definitely more of a parkour game than a menus game

[quartz cave]

A vynil discs producer company

[silver oak]

HK is certainly menu

Wait no

[warped rock]

i guess hk is parkour with menu elements

[marble saddle]

whyd the trailer despawn

[fiery burrow]

HK is parkour

[marble saddle]

trailer tmrw for shaw

[fiery burrow]

Menu is not in its dna

[warped rock]

well the charms system is all menus

[silver oak]

How did I pick the obviously wrong option in a two option test

[marsh ibex]

So?

[full rune]

who is the person with the anakin pfp then wtf

[marble saddle]

no but seriously why is the steam silksong trailer gone??

[marsh ibex]

me

[marble saddle]

what the flip

[silver oak]

That’s joker yeah

[quartz cave]

Hu joky hop on

[fiery burrow]

The charm system is bad and you don't interact with it much 🥱

[opaque sigil]

parkour games do have menus

[oblique musk]

It's anyone's guess.

[stoic sigil]

Steam stole the trailer. This is because Steam fucking sucks.

[normal token]

Who are yo ureferring to

[stoic sigil]

👏

[full rune]

idk they had an anakin pfp tho

[oblique musk]

Steam is peak the hell are you talking about

[warped rock]

So that means hollow knight is parkour game with menu elements

[marsh ibex]

bro is tweaking

[stoic sigil]

Steam is evil Gabe killed my dog

[full rune]

IM NOT

[marsh ibex]

Every game has menu elements you dingus

[oblique musk]

gaben would never

[marsh ibex]

but it’s clearly parkour

[silver oak]

HK is parkour

[marsh ibex]

you know I don’t like the way the word parkour looks

It’s too british

[quartz cave]

Zl whyd you dump your meds

[silver oak]

Silksong will be menus

[marsh ibex]

but there isn’t a glorious us equivalent

[normal token]

parkor

[oblique musk]

https://tenor.com/view/normal-normal-pills-dream-dream-team-mcyt-gif-21895821

[marsh ibex]

Yeah that just looks stupid

[warped umbra]

Based af for hating the British

[lilac gyro]

are we wairting for people

[brittle garnet]

Its a bit abstract but a menus game means one where you win with numbers and a parkour game is one where you win with skill

[silver oak]

parkoor

[quartz cave]

I got tirah sorrey

[full rune]

thats what DAMASCUS

[marsh ibex]

that’s like better but not close enough

[silver oak]

What are you even saying

[oblique musk]

Parkore

[normal token]

Zal's tweakin'

[warped umbra]

Thats what the mask is

[marsh ibex]

that’s filth

[frozen frigate]

i wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time

[marsh ibex]

Never cook again

[quartz cave]

Its a play on words meant to signify the weight of mars or something

[oblique musk]

https://tenor.com/view/ant-sad-stick-disappear-leaving-gif-3212333050776233083

[full rune]

yeah that's the point of what damascus...

[warped rock]

Parchoar

[fiery burrow]

Whenever the luigi's mansion theme comes on I can only hear "Thats what the point of the mask is"

[warped rock]

Better way of spelling parkour tbh

[silver oak]

-ore is probably the closest phonetic match per English rules

But English rules do suck and are bad

[oblique musk]

What situations are you engaging in that involve the Luigi's Mansion theme "coming on"?

[fiery burrow]

when it starts playing duh

[oblique musk]

If you don't like it, then why is the server language English?

[silver oak]

All the other ones are worse

[frozen frigate]

this reminds me of when i first heard cornifer humming that lovely little tune and i thought to myself "this is from luigi's mansion 2 for the nintendo 3ds" and i was proven right soon enough it was a bueaitufl moment

[full rune]

ok i'm not crazy anastas was aluo

[frozen frigate]

it's probably from luigi's mansion 1 really but i didn;t play that one so its from 2

[full rune]

and it's not anakin pfp

[silver oak]

No????

[full rune]

https://tenor.com/view/octopath-octopath-traveler-tressa-tressa-colzione-gif-313808596124461439

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wtff-cat-confused-orange-gif-25858653

[marsh ibex]

they had the same nickname at points yes

[formal marsh]

@cedar trench ?

[marsh ibex]

but this makes you sound insane zal

[quartz cave]

No???

[reef scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/ochette-loves-eating-steak-breakfast-gif-12342223203808508643

[full rune]

i thought aluo changed their name

[quartz cave]

Ive literally played splatoon with them i can tell you they are not luo

[silver oak]

It was ennea who people kept confusing for aluo anyway

[marsh ibex]

it was all three

[polar stag]

The trailer was removed from Silksong's steam page apparently

[full rune]

which is kinda funny cause i dm'ed ennea asking for aluo's user

[mossy sail]

Yea, its outdated at this point, they about to put in a new one

[full rune]

whjat the frick aluo is banned?!

[quartz cave]

Anyways zal whats the reason for this outburst of insanity

[brittle garnet]

Seems like a bug because its still on steamDB

[polar stag]

I really hope this means a new trailer is coming up

[mossy sail]

A bug affecting only silksong trailer specifically is still suspicious

[silver oak]

YOU DIDNT KNOW THIS???

[full rune]

negative

[oblique musk]

As I understand it, if the trailer were made private it would still be on SteamDB.

[polar stag]

It might take time for steam dB to update

[quartz cave]

Zal i fear you are far too senile to keep admining

[silver oak]

I’m gonna have to step in soon

[marsh ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[quartz cave]

Give your spot to the first person to get muted in the next 24 hours

[full rune]

retirement home....

[south crown]

do you also not remember banning them yourself zal? damn youre getting old

[brittle garnet]

But wouldnt it show up on the changelist? It doesnt as of now

[marble saddle]

no but like how did the trailer go away only team cherry can do that, silksong trailer tmrw??

[full rune]

i dont think i ever did anything to aluo

[lone crown]

Steam shits itself so just be patient
Or steamdb could also be shitting itself

[rustic ore]

do not use the tank in voidling fight

[quartz cave]

Who banned aluo

[rustic ore]

you will suffer

[oblique musk]

Technically gaben can do that as well

[quartz cave]

Hi ennea

[full rune]

you did looks like

[south crown]

alzheimers stage 3

[normal token]

They're both shitting themselves and TC just launched the release trailer but we can't see it

[marble saddle]

whos gaben

[south crown]

im glad im not the only one who thought that

[oblique musk]

This is the next "who shot Johnny" fr

[polar stag]

Ah come on. I'm not constantly keeping up to date with this stuff like everyone else. I see it when I see it

[quartz cave]

Actually it was probably powdered its always powdered

[oblique musk]

CEO of Valve

[fiery burrow]

The heck happened

[lucid holly]

Chat the talking heads so peak

[quartz cave]

SOMEONE SHOT JOHNNY STORM!?!?!!?!?

[south crown]

all bans are traced back to powdered

[quartz cave]

WHAT THE FUCK

[marble saddle]

checks out, still its interesting. there has to be SOMETHING coming right???

[brittle garnet]

Powdered kinda triggerhappy...

[oblique musk]

Johnny Joestar

[quartz cave]

Are you JUST noticing

[quartz cave]

Oh idk that guy he sounds lame

[lucid holly]

Who shot Johnny storm?

[quartz cave]

WHAT

[south crown]

what else is there to do after moderating this place for like 7 years

[quartz cave]

Implode like a normal person

[lone crown]

Weed

[lucid holly]

Who shot Johnny joestar is so peak

[oblique musk]

Consider reading Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run on your favorite completely legal and legitimate manga reading website.

[lucid holly]

Or wait like 6 months

[quartz cave]

Ew manga

[lucid holly]

And it will be animated

[fiery burrow]

Powdered isn't trigger happy enough

Start banning people for bad video game takes

[lone crown]

I am. Give me mod, if i had mod this chat would be kept under control

[quartz cave]

Animated? Like the among us show (actusl peak)? Watch the among us show

[oblique musk]

16 years and I still have no idea who did it.

[lucid holly]

It’s so obviously ||funny valentine||

[sly scaffold]

year of the crab... in 4 days,,,,

[fiery burrow]

Another april truther lets go

[south crown]

i think shitposting in lore counts as that

[oblique musk]

Star you are a monster hunter fan. He'd be coming for you first.

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/kept-under-control-gif-3197254853617936648

[silver oak]

https://tenor.com/view/if-i-had-mod-give-me-moderator-moderator-discord-spiderman-gif-13658416923501119437

[fiery burrow]

Powdered named his cat after a monster dawg

[lucid holly]

Bro is a mod

[south crown]

only a fool would make a giant enemy fool a mod

[sly scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/if-i'm-moderation-this-no-happen-gif-11264012189148332643

[lone crown]

I think im blacklisted from ever being a mod anyway

[carmine island]

Fantastic gif

[quartz cave]

Zal give this guy your admin spot

[oblique musk]

The hell did you do?

[south crown]

true making nitro boosters mods wouldnt make simo look good

[carmine island]

He eats babies

[lucid holly]

Same Fr

[oblique musk]

That would only increase his qualifications.

[carmine island]

[south crown]

ok cupcake

[carmine island]

Aw

[lucid holly]

Erm I should get mod so I can ban anyone who says when silk

[oblique musk]

when silk

[lucid holly]

Don’t look at my chat messages

[fiery burrow]

If I was a mod I'd be for the people

I'd advocate for ss-offtopic

[rustic ore]

If I was a mod I’d do absolutely nothing to make anything better

[lucid holly]

Same Fr

[carmine island]

Holy shit

[fiery burrow]

So true dondick han

[carmine island]

Lol I thought you were aluo

[quartz cave]

If i was mod id ban everyone who i didnt like then sdd an among us only channel

[full rune]

if i was mod i would respond to my dm's

[rustic ore]

I get that a lot

[carmine island]

But you’re not since you’re an admin

[south crown]

if i was a mod i’d raise tariffs on imports from the speedrun discord by 40%

[carmine island]

It’s ok ennea I will forgive you

[oblique musk]

Would you ban me? 👉 👈

[full rune]

i am making fun of ennea cause he did not respond to my dm's but it's okay cause i got my answer

[carmine island]

Imagine having ennea not respond to your dms

[south crown]

dont dm for mod inquiries iirc

[full rune]

im not famous enough

[minor linden]

what is the time game between the old zelda and breath of the wild?

[lucid holly]

If I was mod I would lie to new knights and say the game already came out

[fiery burrow]

Yeah just ping the admins for mod inquiries

[minor linden]

people say its around millions of years apart

[full rune]

you dont have to be mod to do that masque

[fiery burrow]

Long time

[lucid holly]

Well yea but they would believe me harder

[silver oak]

<@&283468468592836608> can I have admin

[fiery burrow]

Over 10k years nothing specific beyond that

[lucid holly]

98% of what I say in this channel is misinformation

Which is itself misinformation

[heady iron]

is the team cherry ping gone

[silver oak]

ok

[full rune]

ok

[south crown]

ok

[carmine island]

Tbf he didn’t respond to me for a while yesterday since he was playing ror2 lol

[quartz cave]

Hitaly

[carmine island]

Fisb

[full rune]

i just wanted to know aluo's user

[lucid holly]

I love these little guys they killed Steve Erwin ❤️

[fiery burrow]

Zal confirms Aluo is getting unbanned

[oblique musk]

I hate these little guys they killed Steve Erwin 💔

[south crown]

gotta have a healthy amount of nepotism

[heady iron]

Either that ray is tiny or the isopod is massive

[oblique musk]

Are they related?

[south crown]

yes

[heady iron]

I’m gonna believe that the funny bug is gigantic

[full rune]

funny story i knew bindi irwin's husband

[south crown]

who

[oblique musk]

How did aluo get banned then

[full rune]

curly banned him

[south crown]

well zal did say he was unaware of it

and now it is zal’s familial duty to unban his cousin

[full rune]

i'm not as in tune as i used to be

[formal marsh]

zal is actually my grandfather

[full rune]

working 56 hours (shoutouts) does that

[heady iron]

Top 3 undeserved bans:

1. Kirbstar
2. Aluomorg
3. Kylee

[south crown]

youre not getting in the will

[stoic sigil]

Curly should ban more regulars

[oblique musk]

Who is Kylee?

[echo peak]

silksong

[full rune]

WAIT KIRBSTAR IS BANNED TOo!?

bro

[south crown]

regulars are statistically more likely to get banned than someone who talks here once then doesnt visit this server again

[carmine island]

Yeah

[fiery burrow]

bait

[rustic ore]

not bait kirb is fucking dead guys

[carmine island]

I was talking to him about it in dms a few days ago

[calm thorn]

bro is spamming

[heady iron]

King of Pharloom boss confirmed

[stoic sigil]

This is a reference to Kirbstar

[full rune]

ok that one was but i legit didnt know about aluo

[south crown]

king of pharloom vs king of hallownest

[fiery burrow]

The intensity and concisity is unrivaled

[calm thorn]

isn't it the second time in a day ?

[oblique musk]

What are all these regulars doing to get banned?

[fiery burrow]

breaking rules

[south crown]

regular things surely

[opaque sigil]

who cares what wilbo posts on the shitpost account

[fiery burrow]

Me because I appreciate art unlike you

[spare fractal]

hi yarn!

[heady iron]

Wilbo is just dril but more cryptic

[oblique musk]

Clearly this increase in the rate of posting means his workload on Silksong has lessened, meaning it is getting very close to completion.

[south crown]

hi patoo :d

[quartz cave]

Chat should i doxx someone and get banned

[south crown]

no

[quartz cave]

Why

[rustic ore]

Well more messages = higher likelihood of getting banned

Instead of just being a straight graph tho it’s probably like an inverted bell curve

new guys = high likelihood of ban
casual talkers = low likelihood of ban
regulars = high likelihood of ban

just based on the volume of messages + comfortability i think

[south crown]

because i dont want my ip leaked

[calm thorn]

cool thing

[reef scarab]

as someone who shitposts a lot I can confirm it is a very difficult task and I can only do it when there is plenty free time in my day

[fiery burrow]

You forgot grimm pfps

[stoic sigil]

Happy Friday

[rustic ore]

grimm pfps are a straight line

grimm pfp = instant ban

[south crown]

ennea youre falling behind we’re five topics ahead now

[rustic ore]

hmm. no, I don’t think I care

[heady iron]

Yeah we’re talking about the state of the global economy right now

[quartz cave]

Chat dm me to get @south crown's ip finally got it

[fiery burrow]

I'm still on the menus vs parkour thing from yesterday

[stoic sigil]

Hop on Warframe

[heady iron]

And how it affects the trout population

[silk zodiac]

just finished inscryption ts was so peak

[oblique musk]

The wilboo twitter account is menus.

[quartz cave]

I NEED THE AVATAR DECOR BUT MY STUPID DISCORD DOESNT WANT TO GIVE IT OUT RAHHH

[fiery burrow]

Yeah you have to be an intellectual to understand it

[south crown]

noo i cant have hkcord members travelling halfway across the world to end up at my isp’s building 💔

[reef scarab]

should I get boba

[south crown]

yes

[oblique musk]

Or we end up at your building

[quartz cave]

In the industry we call that a

[oblique musk]

No, get Kiki.

[quartz cave]

Skill ipssue

[fiery burrow]

Politics are NSFW stop talking about them

[reef scarab]

It’s a long walk and I’m a cane user rn do you think boba’s worth the pain and effort

[oblique musk]

What happened?

[south crown]

considering the fact that i cant send my location accurately to food delivery drivers, idk

[heady iron]

OnlyPolls

[carmine island]

How goods the boba?

[reef scarab]

I got thirsty for boba

[south crown]

also yes

boba makes your bones stronger

[reef scarab]

It ruined all other boba places for me bc none live up to it

[carmine island]

Oh yeha tahst worth it

[obsidian owl]

why not

[reef scarab]

yay!

[oblique musk]

I meant the cane thing but that's cool too

[heady iron]

Well tell us what it is

[south crown]

idk gps sucks here

[reef scarab]

I know that’s what I was answering

[heady iron]

Give us its exact address

[obsidian owl]

oh you mean that

[heady iron]

And the precise time it takes for you to walk there

[oblique musk]

And those things are causally related... how?

[obsidian owl]

i thought we were talking in terms of adresses lmao

[heady iron]

Plus your average gait speed

[empty musk]

Wow they made a bundle for the silksong discord

[south crown]

yeah i live in an area that does gps jams a lot too

[obsidian owl]

she had to fight to the death against someone else to get the last boba
she won
but at what cost

[tidal ruin]

holy shit

[obsidian owl]

radioloser is a crazy name

[frozen frigate]

Is this Team Cherry?

[oblique musk]

What am I looking at here

[fiery burrow]

They're team cherry

[tidal ruin]

a screenshot

[reef scarab]

I’ll updatr you guys on the boba thanks everyone

[frozen frigate]

i beg your pardon

[harsh yarrow]

Aluos fakes were really cool

[south crown]

glhf

[obsidian owl]

when i wrote that message i was under the impression it was supposed to be german

[serene chasm]

i did no such thing

[obsidian owl]

then i realized

[frozen frigate]

ah i see

[south crown]

it seems aluo banned themselves

[oblique musk]

It's actually a Murder on the Orient Express situation and ||all of the admins and mods issued the !ban command on him||

[carmine island]

Spoilers btw

[frozen frigate]

its so crazy how different java minecraft is to bedrock minecraft i can't believe it

[oblique musk]

Yeah. That's why I spoiler tagged it.

[carmine island]

I know

[shell stream]

sorry for spoilers on the nearly 100 year old book lmao

[oblique musk]

So much better.

[frozen frigate]

java minecraft might be top 10 goat but bedrock is at most like

an unpleasant experience

[obsidian owl]

except for performance

[fiery burrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh0rsgusmDs

[spare fractal]

Oh you banned Aluo? I'd say thank you since I didn't like him that much, but tbh, the vibes here are just kinda off without him

[frozen frigate]

at worst it might be better off staring at a wall for 3 hours

[oblique musk]

Bedrock sucks ass and I will never understand why they replaced Legacy Console with it.

[spare fractal]

I kinda miss him now...

[serene chasm]

I didnt ban him

[opaque sigil]

trash is parkour garbage is menus

[fiery burrow]

TRUE

[formal marsh]

i highkey saw someone IRL saying every person's face is either mouse or frog

[serene chasm]

anyways. Lets move on from this. Yes, aluo is banned and yes it was justified.

[rustic ore]

TRUE

[formal marsh]

the brainrot got to real life this shit is fucked

[heady iron]

Should’ve been right aligned

[quartz cave]

Hi curly hop on

[full rune]

anyways. Lets move on from this. Yes, ismo is banned and yes it was justified.

[quartz cave]

WHAT

[spare fractal]

wait what did he do actually?

[formal marsh]

?ban 664660023955292170

[still elm]

No idea what happened but uhh

[rustic ore]

bye ismo

[spare fractal]

WHAT

[opaque sigil]

"let's move on from this"

[fiery burrow]

I don't like seeing users I like be banned so I'm going to attack the admins

[quartz cave]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[formal marsh]

i dont like the admins so im going to attack the admins

[heady iron]

I’m going to attack

[still elm]

I think the Mac/Linux icons got removed off the steam page too

Unless they weren’t there

[oblique musk]

i dont really have any strong feelings regarding the admins but im going to attack them anyway because it seems fun

[spare fractal]

Me attack

[reef scarab]

no adventure is without obstacles on the way

[opaque sigil]

attacking the admins because you don't like a moderation decision vs attacking the admins because finally you have found a worthy foe

[frozen frigate]

there are so so so many quality of life upgrades on java that bedrock will never have and it makes me irrationally angry. my dream of having a fast and easy way to regain durability on my mending enchanted weapons and tools via a mob killing exp farm is GONE on bedrock. i hate trident killer systems sooooo much its loud and unsatisfying and i am so very glad that i can now kill everything in one swing

[oblique musk]

Are you Peter Griffin?

[heady iron]

I ain’t reading allat

[oblique musk]

What happened on Bedrock to get rid of the farms?

[shell stream]

its three sentences

[south crown]

are you actually using crutches?
girl idk if boba is worth the risk

[heady iron]

Three too much

[frozen frigate]

also i've always had a weird lag to using my shield on bedrock that even once its fully up, it wouldnt work until like a second after that

[modest cipher]

where did the trailer go?
its not on steam

[frozen frigate]

sweeping edge

[quartz cave]

How is that a deal breaker

[oblique musk]

Bedrock doesn't have it?

[quartz cave]

Combat update never fully transferred

[heady iron]

Is there a mod that makes the combat like dark souls

[quartz cave]

Yes

[granite lynx]

Steamdb just updated

[oblique musk]

At that point just play darksouls

[granite lynx]

I lied

[frozen frigate]

when my weapons get low on durability or i need exp i want to go and swing once and have my exp swarm around me waiting to be absorbed and i just cant have that on bedrock. there are many other reasons why i despise bedrock but that is probably the most prominent one

[quartz cave]

Tbh youre making it seem like its way bigger of an issue than it is

Sure its nice but you are not gonna explode because of it

[rose sandal]

This is crazy

[frozen frigate]

i have finally been given the opportunity to use sweeping edge and it is beautiful and magnificent and i can't wait to put it to use in an enderman farm

[shell stream]

can't you just use a splash potion to get xp

[oblique musk]

How does it feel placing blocks and knowing with 100% certainty that yes, you did place that block?

[rose sandal]

Does anyone know if it’s on purpose that the trailer is missing from the Steam page?

[marsh ibex]

We don’t

[quartz cave]

Now THATS a good complaint

[reef scarab]

cane :D

[rose sandal]

Someone should contact Leth

[oblique musk]

I know exactly why it's missing, but I'm not gonna tell you.

[rose sandal]

Oh

[quartz cave]

Why would yo contact annabeth

[rose sandal]

How deeply disappointing

[heady iron]

Can’t wait for this to be a green YES on dssn

[oblique musk]

What is your opinion on mouse bites?

[rose sandal]

Just to let him know

[obsidian owl]

the funniest bedrock bug is taking fall damage over and over again while flying with an elytra

[fallow tusk]

I stole it

[still elm]

this is a kinda at best lol

[obsidian owl]

it is so hilarious

[reef scarab]

bucket bobadventures update: made it halfway. Taking a break at a bench. Hollow knight reference!

[oblique musk]

He's no Primacon. This is a yellow at most.

[quartz cave]

I dont think she cares about some random games steam page

[granite lynx]

99% some weird bug, the traiker is playable on steamdb meaning it's still somewhere in the backend.
The 1% is just me being delusional

[reef scarab]

needed to live

[south crown]

well alright then hope you make it safely :d

[rose sandal]

He just made a video

[solid swift]

Its a bug. Steamdb didnt update

[heady iron]

you are a skonger

[oblique musk]

Would you consider yourself very smart?

[still elm]

Ara kinda downplayed some of the news we got if anything

[rose sandal]

O

[heady iron]

this vexes me

[reef scarab]

I’m a genius

[quartz cave]

Prinacon after making a video out of literally fucking thin air

(I bet its 8 minutes long)

[still elm]

the Mac and Linux icons are also gone

[oblique musk]

Final question: do you have a very vexed black man in your employ?

[reef scarab]

I’m Bucket

[granite lynx]

But keep in mind steamdb lacks a the token for the game, so ome info may be missing or not updated at all, tho this is unlikely

[south crown]

this.. is a bucket

[spare fractal]

Hi Bucket! You're a very cool bucket!

[still elm]

my money is on "No, But" news

[spare fractal]

dear god...

[oblique musk]

https://tenor.com/view/house-are-you-dumb-dense-gif-12448939

[south crown]

theres more

[frozen frigate]

Bucket MD

[fallow tusk]

Damn, was thinking exactly this

[reef scarab]

thanks patoo you’re cool too I think

[oblique musk]

no...

[spare fractal]

no...

[fiery burrow]

Gamerant journalist grindset

[cunning geode]

this vexes me

[spare fractal]

oh damn it I'm gonna get snailed now

[solid swift]

Hopefully they updare ir like the japan nintendo

[heady iron]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[reef scarab]

trek continues now

[oblique musk]

I'm sorry.

[fallow tusk]

💀

[granite lynx]

Y'all should try doom while waiting for silksong, peak bloodshed and demon massacre

[dusk holly]

This game is gonna be buggy as hell on launch

[granite lynx]

The new doom game is also coming before silksong

[dusk holly]

Hehe, buggy

[fallow tusk]

True, lots of bugs, big and small

[oblique musk]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-giggle-laugh-laughing-tidus-gif-17234654

[dusk holly]

Oh yeah it's not coming out until I beat Pantheon 5

[tidal ruin]

april 29th is in 12 days from my own personal time zone

[oblique musk]

Same here.

[tidal ruin]

12 more days until skong

[dusk holly]

Ahh another day where nothing changes

[tidal ruin]

actually something changed today

[granite lynx]

Silksong tomorrow, lock in.

[dusk holly]

Its Coming out in July

[tidal ruin]

bro got dyno'd

[primal horizon]

dyno saying "watch your language" in this server all of servers is pretty scary

that's a red flag..

[dusk holly]

You are all fools, what are you, some sort of colosseum?

[granite lynx]

Just know it had something to do with emma frost

[fallow tusk]

Just wait till Dyno sends you a dm

[granite lynx]

And am not talking about comics emma frost.

[primal horizon]

i've recieved multiple warnings back then, it's nothing new for me

[tidal ruin]

no, this is
🇨🇳

[primal horizon]

oh!

[fallow tusk]

Damn

[tidal ruin]

its not completely red but its the best I could find

[shell salmon]

[lone crown]

🚩

[tidal ruin]

thats a red flag

[dusk holly]

Holy shit it's raining

[primal horizon]

this was before the pandemic was (mostly) over so it was a lot more strict back then
it will probably be more strict during the silksong era LOL

[dusk holly]

I can sleeep with the sound of rain

[fiery burrow]

I looked outside and there's no rain

What are you on about?

[tidal ruin]

so puffer lied

[lone crown]

There’s a risk of rain

[dusk holly]

Its July members exclusive

[oblique musk]

I once got banned from a server for "encouraging suicide" and when I appealed with (roughly) "I did not do that what are you talking about" they said nothing and unbanned me.

[dusk holly]

You april fools get no rain

[tidal ruin]

now if only his music was electric

[fiery burrow]

April is the rain month tho

[granite lynx]

It's raining somewhere else.

[tidal ruin]

pff
no.

[dusk holly]

No rain in April, no silksong in april

[fallow tusk]

Ahh, yeah most likely lol. I was in this server roughly 2 years ago, but that account went poof sadly

[dusk holly]

Its looking bad, admit to facts

[spare fractal]

ah, yes, the best song in undertale

[oblique musk]

It rained today where I am.

[dusk holly]

Lies

[tidal ruin]

we all know if it isn't raining for pritchett its not raining anywhere

[granite lynx]

Glad someone got it, i can now sleep in peace

[dusk holly]

As always, can't trust a man who's name starts on L

[tidal ruin]

I trust him with my life

[primal horizon]

i was warned for spreading misinfo. this is kinda the reason why i make fun of people saying "mods!!! mods!! they're spreading misinfo!!" nowadays
petty but funny!

[oblique musk]

What makes you think my real name starts with L?

[granite lynx]

Goodnight y'all am funna tell the pale man in my dreams to drop silksong tomorrow.

[tidal ruin]

Misinformation has bart-ended people

[dusk holly]

I was talking about your discord name

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/me-after-a-long-day-gif-9440971594322776429

[dusk holly]

Lucas

[reef scarab]

bucket bobadventures update: I made it! I order the same thing so often that the owner only has to ask if I’m getting the same thing. I’m a regular!

Unfortunately, I have realized that walking here also means walking back. Uh oh.

[primal horizon]

true!

[oblique musk]

Wrong.

[dusk holly]

Luke

[oblique musk]

Wrong.

[dusk holly]

Lollipop

[oblique musk]

this discussion ends now

[dusk holly]

Let's go, I guessed right

[reef scarab]

boba obtained heading back now

[oblique musk]

I hate that I can recognize this.

[fiery burrow]

The L stands for loser got em 🤣

[oblique musk]

Joe?

[tidal ruin]

what do you guys think about socks?

[dusk holly]

They are full of feet

[oblique musk]

That's the best part

[tidal ruin]

also trailer still not on steam I wonder what is causing this

News? Steam error? William shitpost?

[oblique musk]

Skong tomorrow. What else could it be?

[quartz cave]

Chat i just saw a quite fantastic 4×4 outside

[dusk holly]

What does that even mean

You saw a bench?

[tidal ruin]

he saw a fantastic 4x4

[oblique musk]

Fireb0rn hasn't posted anything, so I gather it's nothing insignificant.

[fleet temple]

they haven't put anything new on the steam page since it first dropped so I'm not expecting anything until release

[still elm]

I could see them updating the Steam Page soon considering how out of date those screenshots are

[fiery burrow]

mgkfb

[oblique musk]

A 4x4 is a way to refer to a truck with 4-wheel drive.

[dusk holly]

I——I BENCH

[primal horizon]

this is most likely btw, we have seen this before so

[oblique musk]

huh

[still elm]

4x4 is a pretty good travis scott song

[tidal ruin]

yeah updating the visuals makes a little sense
but what if they're gonna drop a release date trailer tonight

[primal horizon]

actually now that i think about it, i can't think of a single exampl

[fiery burrow]

My glorious king fireborn

[dusk holly]

4x4 looks like a bench

[still elm]

wait we have?

[tame marten]

No shot it's tonight

[still elm]

my memory is foggy

[tidal ruin]

you're right

[quartz cave]

Does nobody know what a 4x4 is really

[oblique musk]

I think I can finally forgive him for what he did. He did what he had to. He did what was best.

[quartz cave]

Im so dissapointed in this chat in so many different ways

[oblique musk]

I do. I said it.

[quartz cave]

No you didnt

[spare fractal]

16!

[fiery burrow]

I'm never forgiving him for the garbage Deviator video

[dusk holly]

Its a face

[quartz cave]

Patoo thats 8x2,,,

[serene chasm]

classic ismo being wrong

thats 1x16

[dusk holly]

Nothing changes

[tidal ruin]

honestly I don't think the trailers being gone is anything news (hope I'm wrong) but I am actually curious as to what it is

[quartz cave]

No its 16x1,,,

[opaque sigil]

If they were updating the steam page it would be updated

[oblique musk]

4x4 is not 2.092279e+13. What are you talking about?

[harsh yarrow]

im betting you- steam did a whoopsie, it'll be back soon

[serene chasm]

new steam update?

[tidal ruin]

wouldn't that be 32/2?

[opaque sigil]

Not just a trailer being made invisible

[dusk holly]

They deleted the game by accident

[tidal ruin]

kinda but not really

[rare topaz]

What game

[frozen frigate]

just bought GTFO im going to have so much fun

[normal token]

Hollow Knight still has plenty of outdated screenshots i don't think they give a fuck

[zinc ginkgo]

Daily silksong no news

[dusk holly]

Silk game

[solid swift]

Exactly

[rare topaz]

Skong?

Skong was never real

[tidal ruin]

steamDB still isn't marking any changes but on the steam app the trailer(s) were removed

[serene chasm]

I dont see anything

[dusk holly]

Tomorrow we will at best get a July release date

Or nothing

[rare topaz]

Stay doubting

Nothing ever happens

[normal token]

Ye, just seems like an oopsie of hiding it from public view was done

[still elm]

good point lol, the first screenshot on there is from the 4 masks era of development

[serene chasm]

oh interesting.

[oblique musk]

It's gone on PC app and PC web.

[harsh yarrow]

hence why its probably steam screwing something up

[normal token]

We said this for April 2nd and look what happened smh

[rare topaz]

Fake news

[tidal ruin]

oh yeah, I just only use the app so I forget it has a web version

[chilly crane]

April foools

[oblique musk]

So it's not just some local bug. If it's a bug, it's a bigger one.

[primal horizon]

CURLY YOURE WRONG AND YOU KNOW IT. LOOK OUTSIDE AND THEN COME BACK TO US.
metaphorically

[still elm]

didn't even know baldur's shell had an alternate name lol

[dusk holly]

It was obvious something was gonna happen like it was obvious on every other showcase

[tidal ruin]

So far, I haven't seen any other games that it's happened to, so assuming it isn't an accident either tc or steam purposefully changed the silksong page specifically

[oblique musk]

Gathering Swarm before Wayward compass is cursed

[serene chasm]

ok one second

https://tenor.com/view/kaboom-boom-nuke-nuclear-bomb-gif-20734003

[fiery burrow]

Baldurs used to be called Scrundling Propedes 🔥

[primal horizon]

im not getting arrested for this right

[frosty light]

theyre doing a little trolling

[fiery burrow]

Other hits include the Bulbous Hummingnit

[tidal ruin]

I've heard of steam removing trailers from games for some user-experience related reasons, but usually that applies to many games at a time

[dusk holly]

I'll sleep now, gn you all

[harsh yarrow]

they're just being Xbox right now lol

[reef scarab]

halfway back. Is this worth it? I am left to ponder that question

[tidal ruin]

and if that were the case, you'd think steamDB would notice

[reef scarab]

oops meant to reply to myself not you sorry

[normal token]

Something has to happen soon I'm not crazy

[tidal ruin]

man this is confusing me so much I actually half-believe its just tc trolling

[frosty light]

silksong simply accounts for that many games on its own 😌

[oblique musk]

It's okay. I'm glad I was made aware of this development.

[fleet temple]

idk why people think that TC are intentionally playing mind games with us

[frosty light]

but yeah so a trailers not on silksongs steam page anymore, thats whats going on?

[tidal ruin]

yes

[young saffron]

SILKSONG 2025

[fleet temple]

they probably don't gaf about steam

[normal token]

Self-inflicted mind games

[frosty light]

odd

[tidal ruin]

they gaf about all platforms

[normal token]

I mean they updated the copyright and library header lol

[opaque sigil]

Victim complex

[frosty light]

wonder if the r/skongers already got on the train with this

[tidal ruin]

to my knowledge, steam was the 2nd biggest money maker for hollow knight

[tidal ruin]

they have

[still elm]

yep

[normal token]

No surprise here

[frosty light]

nice

[fleet temple]

they gaf about making the game
they're releasing it on all platforms because they want a lot of people to play their game
updating the steam page or doing more marketing is pointless to them

[oblique musk]

I feel like any assertion of "Team Cherry wouldn't...", "Team Cherry would...", etc. ends up being proven wrong in the long run.

[frosty light]

based actually

[tidal ruin]

marketing maybe, but updating the steam page is pretty massive

[mossy sail]

Also I dont understand how for some people its somehow more probable that a random bug affected only silksong's trailer in particular than the trailer just being manually pulled down.

[fiery burrow]

team cherry wouldn't only let you equip one spell at a time

I know it in my heart

[frosty light]

team cherry wouldnt shadow drop silksong tomorrow

[pliant juniper]

its kinda funny to pretend they are

[fleet temple]

changing the copyright and stuff makes sense because that's probably legally required or smth

[normal token]

Even funnier is the post under this (just in case I'll say this is fake)

[viscid wind]

This is what they get for coping about april 29

[oblique musk]

I'll get back to you in 12 days.

[fiery burrow]

shrue

[normal token]

The copyright before the recent change was 2019 tho

[tidal ruin]

people are saying it's most likely privated instead of removed, which makes sense with steamDB

[fleet temple]

the problem with doing that is eventually the more you do it as a joke the more you actually start to believe it

[lucid holly]

So I’m working at a summer camp this summer and one of my coworkers name on Slack is Drew P. Johnson

I have been informed by my boss that is his real legal name

[opaque sigil]

The copyright shit is utterly uninteresting

[fleet temple]

well yeah because now they actually intend to release this year

[lucid holly]

This cannot be real

[pliant juniper]

droopy johnson

[tidal ruin]

I think this one is the best (it's not mine why would you say that)

[oblique musk]

Ostensibly they intended to release in 2023, but they never updated their copyright then.

[lucid holly]

I can’t believe it this has be fake

[fleet temple]

they didn't really intend to release in 2023

[normal token]

"We had planned to release in the 1st half of 2023"

[tidal ruin]

this release window feels final

[oblique musk]

https://x.com/griffinmatta/status/1656106351184199680

Matthew Griffin (@griffinmatta) on X

Hey gang, just a quick update about Silksong.

We had planned to release in the 1st half of 2023, but development is still continuing. We're excited by how the game is shaping up, and it's gotten quite big, so we want to take the time to make the game as good as we can.

Expect

X · May 10, 2023, 1:18 AM

[mossy sail]

It was an internal estimate (one of many) that xbox used to make the "all games on this showcase release within a year" marketing blanket

[fleet temple]

I like how people have already forgotten the context behind what the actual between xbox was like

[frosty light]

they were hoping they wouldnt because 2023 is a stinky number 😔

[reef scarab]

thrilling update: mother and stepfather were heading to the store so they’re gonna drive me back the rest of the way!!

[spare fractal]

woohoo!

[oblique musk]

Now this is something I have not heard of. Enlighten me.

[spare fractal]

congrats bucket! you completed your mission!

[reef scarab]

not yet, not yet…

[pliant juniper]

hmm not worth it for tea

[reef scarab]

but we’re in the falling action

[pliant juniper]

if it was coffee though

[reef scarab]

counterpoint: really good boba

[spare fractal]

oh, never mind! congrats bucket for making a lot of progress in your mission!

[frosty light]

"all games coming out within a year... uh except silksong by the way that one might not make it"

[oblique musk]

Why would you walk several miles for bean soup

[lucid holly]

Gilmsong

[tidal ruin]

luckily silksong is releasing april 29th so we're fine

[fleet temple]

If y'all don't remember, they put the ss trailer in the xbox showcase because it was coming to xbox and gamepass
xbox approached them and asked if they thought they could get it out within 12 months
TC basically responded with a "yeah we probably could" and that's how it went
It's likely that since tc weren't 100% certain on a 2023 release that they didn't bother updating the copyright
which turned out to be correct because they delayed the game for over a year

[pliant juniper]

ragebait succesful

[opaque sigil]

They updated the copyright on their website in 2024

[fleet temple]

if they actually were properly intending to get the game out in 2023, they wouldn't have gone radio silent and taken over a year to finish it

[tidal ruin]

a year 3 months and 29 days to be exact

[oblique musk]

Over 2, if the chodes in Summer Squad are to be believed.

[opaque sigil]

Updating the copyright does not mean that’s the release date its UPDATING THE COPYRIGHT

[mossy sail]

Which is also why none of TC ever acknowledged the "release window" unlike this time with 2025

[opaque sigil]

They were intending to we have explicit confirmation they were intending to

[fleet temple]

yes exactly

[tidal ruin]

but they also said its releasing 2025

[lone crown]

God I lok at the so;l,s[mg screenshits in HD on my moniyort and I realize how ptretty and awoesome the final produvct will actually be, its like i can felel myself playina

[tidal ruin]

what

[opaque sigil]

This is why you shouldn’t inhale smoke

[fleet temple]

you mean leth pulling shit out of his ass to save face for TC's dumbass comms

[opaque sigil]

You are not worth taking seriously ok

[oblique musk]

Acknowledged is a strong word. To my knowledge, the only "acknowledgement" we have is Leth retweeting the original Nintendo tweet.

[fleet temple]

also leth is the same guy who confirmed the shit I just said about the release window

[opaque sigil]

He didn’t

He said the opposite

You just don’t like it so you’re claiming he’s lying

[fleet temple]

"I disagree with your opinion therefore you are wrong"
lil bro he literally said it in an interview

[tidal ruin]

are we back to discussing if team cherry just pulled 2025 out of their ass again

[mossy sail]

He is right tho...it was an internal estimate which they didnt know was gonna be used for that xbox campaign of all games shown releasing withing 1 year

[full rune]

@reef scarab

[tidal ruin]

Bucket

[fleet temple]

actually no, I'm trying to remind people that 2023 was actually pulled out of their ass

[opaque sigil]

he also said explicitly in a tweet that they were aiming to release in 2023 you just said "nuh uh he's lying" then started crying and shoving your thumbs in your ears

[fleet temple]

because people can't accept that TC fucked up once I guess

[lone crown]

2023 was a real window but they pushed it back, release windows are not finalized

[fleet temple]

did you even read what I said

[opaque sigil]

what you said is "nuh uh he's lying because I said so"

[oblique musk]

Except this one of course

[fleet temple]

yes but they weren't taking the window seriously

[oblique musk]

Sources? Proof? Citations? Evidence?

[fleet temple]

this is literally a point y'all agreed on back in 2024

[tidal ruin]

I think they just made an early decision and realized they couldn't meet that expectation, its all that really is

[fleet temple]

I think it was the bluesr interview, check his channel

[lone crown]

Well they had said they planned on releasing in 2023 first half, they probably still felt unsure then they were like ykw lets make the game even sexier

I cant form coherent argument rn

[tidal ruin]

this time will most likely be different because my personal thoughts and feelings say so

[lone crown]

But just trst me

[fleet temple]

but now that I think the same you all have to act like I'm stupid and an idiot?

[viscid wind]

wait is silksong trailer actually gone from steam

[tidal ruin]

from steam, but not steamDB

[cloud yew]

oh weird

[viscid wind]

How does that happen.

[normal token]

Seems to just be privated

[tidal ruin]

not a clue

[cloud yew]

probably nothing but eh

[lone crown]

And no, TC wont do another 2023 incident, why break the silence and appear at a major event to show a release window they aren't 100% sure of lmao
Like at that point why even say anything

[viscid wind]

william misclicked 😔

[fleet temple]

yeah that's literally what I'm trying to argue
that they weren't confident in it

[tidal ruin]

skong community will take an atom of food to eat

[mossy sail]

I mean they would not sign silksong up for the exhibition in septemper if they werent 100% sure of releasing prior

[fleet temple]

y'all need to get over your predetermined hate for me because I dared criticise the poor million dollar indie dev

[normal token]

Imagine the devastation if they actually delayed the 2025 window

[cloud yew]

from the way leth described the situation it sounds like they were asked if they could meet a window and they were like ehhh yeah probably

[viscid wind]

I mean this ain't exactly an atom, since something changed on the staem page

[opaque sigil]

who does this guy think he is lmao

[cloud yew]

which doesn’t sound the same as a hard deadline they set for themselves

[fleet temple]

holy fuck I just realised you're tammo

[tidal ruin]

True, I'd say this is an average sized crumb

[opaque sigil]

you accused leth of lying gave fucking nothing and then you act like you're the poor victim when people don't just accept that as true

[fiery burrow]

No release window is immune to change

[lone crown]

Yeah no i agree with you in terms of the window confidence, but I dont think TC has ever lied

[tidal ruin]

this one is, because I said so

[lone crown]

Other than great knights lore smh

[normal token]

The 2023 was a goal and they didn't end up meeting it, don't think it is that complicated

[fleet temple]

ah I see
you ignored all my points and just homed on the one thing I said that suggests leth is lying and I hate him apparently

[opaque sigil]

you don't have points

[cloud yew]

i agree that they probably intended to release it in 2023 bc that’s what leth said but i don’t think they were taking it that seriously

[fleet temple]

https://youtu.be/pDSVnMEV3K8
here's your damn source

[cold maple]

laudate omnes gentes laudate
magnificat en secula
et anima mea laudate
magnificat en secula

[fiery burrow]

This was before the xbox thingamajig

[tidal ruin]

they cared more about polishing the game to get as close to perfection as possible more than the 2023 release date, so I'm inclined to agree with this

[opaque sigil]

doesn't say what you're claiming it says

[lone crown]

Server language is English please 🤓

[fleet temple]

exactly

[fiery burrow]

The BlueSR interview is like Wanderer's Journal you can claim literally anything is in there and people will believe you

[frosty light]

[fleet temple]

because you can't be bothered to watch it?

[lone crown]

All fun and games til two red roles come online

[tidal ruin]

there's an avocado at 3:26

[frosty light]

yeah like calling hivelings "bees" 🤢

[fiery burrow]

I watched it

[fleet temple]

why do I always end up arguing with you and tammo about the most pointless of things

[marble saddle]

yes

[tidal ruin]

I'd give anything to talk to the legendary William Gibson

[cold maple]

i thought leth said he didn’t know if he fully agreed with xbox gung ho ness about that release date

[opaque sigil]

that doesn't really matter though?

[cold maple]

in that interview

[fiery burrow]

Arguing about useless things is my specialty

Say, do you know about Magnamalo?

[lone crown]

Shut the fuck up

[fleet temple]

nope

[tidal ruin]

Red crayons taste the best, fight me

[cold maple]

so i think it was something they wanted to hit but it wasn’t a true time crunch

[reef scarab]

Bucket Bobadventures: concluded

[marble saddle]

Guys team cherry is planning something my testicle decrees it so

[lone crown]

Brown*

[opaque sigil]

no window is entirely 100% and leth confirmed that 2023 was a real goal, the claim was that he just made that up to cover for tc which is just patently stupid and a very funny thing for some rando with zero inside information to claim

[reef scarab]

Bucket

[fiery burrow]

Strawberry flavor yeah 🤤