sk-discussion

[carmine island]

AAAAAAAAAAARRRGHGH

[languid tusk]

i dont know comic panels look like menus

[versed pollen]

The world has a severe parkour shortage

[hollow patrol]

Every soulslike is menus, specifically the game over menu

[tawdry valley]

What’s the comic

[opaque sigil]

sounds like you haven't played echo point nova that shit has enough parkour for the whole medium

[tawdry valley]

Shit I forgot I need to buy it

[languid tusk]

invincible

[versed pollen]

There has to be a menus equivalent that is so menus it balances out

[tawdry valley]

It’s parkour

[rustic ore]

(Marvel) Eternals = Menus
(DC) Batman = Menus
(Image) Invincible = Parkour

[tawdry valley]

Obra dinn, golden idol, tabletop simulators, uhhh

[edgy valve]

cant believe we're getting deltasong june 5th

[hollow patrol]

Neon white

[languid tusk]

my brain is melting

[normal token]

I remember playing the demo of that

[rustic ore]

Neon White, I haven't played but I'm pretty sure it's parkour

[normal token]

Parkour def

[languid tusk]

i too tired for this man

[opaque sigil]

actually neon white might be menus a lot of that is routing

[tawdry valley]

Neon white is parkour. But because you have to lower the dialogue volume to zero every time; it’s menus

[rustic ore]

What's the one parkour game that's like stark white

[opaque sigil]

mirror's edge

[rustic ore]

Yeahhhhhh

Menus

[tawdry valley]

Elaborate

[rustic ore]

No

[opaque sigil]

neon white is like all planning actually

[tawdry valley]

it’s parkour

[hollow patrol]

How is "parkour: the game" menus

[versed pollen]

Respectable

[tawdry valley]

Parkour that you have to plan repeatedly is just speedrunning. It’s still parkour

Also if you liked neon white please play I AM YOUR BEAST

It’s like a direct upgrade and it’s not even funny

[rustic ore]

I Am Your Beast = Definitely parkour.

[opaque sigil]

I didn't really care for it tbh

[tawdry valley]

Tragic

[opaque sigil]

I Am Your Beast looks a bit too fast for me but also way more interesting than neon white

[rustic ore]

I still need to play IAYB, looks sick as FUCK

[hollow patrol]

What's fortnite

[tawdry valley]

It’s gotten a shitload of free content so whatever sale it goes one is 100% worth

[hollow patrol]

Parkour?

[tawdry valley]

Menus

[normal token]

Zelda games such as OoT are menus right?

[rustic ore]

I want to say parkour actually

[tawdry valley]

Place a pin on the map to drop at, dotted lines and circles, the building

[rustic ore]

Zelda games are menus, yes

[tawdry valley]

Fortnite is def menus, at least the build mode is

[hollow patrol]

I could say anything at this point and DDX and Ennea will unanimously disagree lmfao

[rustic ore]

gimme another game then

also we JUSt agreed

[tawdry valley]

Our individual opinions are independent of your input

[languid tusk]

zelda totk

[tawdry valley]

Menus

[opaque sigil]

totk is menus

[hollow patrol]

-# I'm joking

[lone crown]

Opinion discussion?

[tawdry valley]

It’s literally gmod

[fiery burrow]

totk is parkour

[trim estuary]

Hi joking, I'm zip!

[fiery burrow]

depends on how you play

[rustic ore]

Fool, give me a game.

[lone crown]

Squid game

[hollow patrol]

Idk I'm out of games

[rustic ore]

Menus.

[lone crown]

The game

[normal token]

No we're determining which games are parkours or menus

[tawdry valley]

How you use the menus, yeah

[hollow patrol]

Hide and seek

[rustic ore]

Parkour

[tawdry valley]

Parkour

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-annoyed-eyeing-cat-meme-cat-funny-gif-14867130448325066479

[tawdry valley]

Someone send them the pic

[tawdry valley]

Name a game

[languid tusk]

it okay man you will get it evntually

[normal token]

4 pings for gef in a row my bad

[lone crown]

Nah you’re good

[rustic ore]

hell yeha ping him more

[lone crown]

Wait i finally get it

[trim estuary]

@lone crown

[tawdry valley]

Name a game @lone crown @lone crown

[versed pollen]

@lone crown

[fiery burrow]

Meh

[lone crown]

Rain world is parkour

[opaque sigil]

it's literally just bouba and kiki but with games

[lone crown]

Mh wilds is menus

[tawdry valley]

He’s on it

[versed pollen]

Enlightenment in 3 seconds

[fiery burrow]

Baba is you

[normal token]

They learn so fast

[trim estuary]

9readAnne

[fiery burrow]

Menus I'd assume

[tawdry valley]

Menus for sure

[rustic ore]

Despite functionally being a menu itself, GD is actually parkour.

[tawdry valley]

There’s two types of Gd players that fit into either menus or parkour

[rustic ore]

Menus

[lone crown]

Minesweeper is menus

[tawdry valley]

If you’ve ever used the creation thing for more than 12 minutes? GD is menus

[fiery burrow]

explain THIS then

[hollow patrol]

What about Mario kart kind of games
I'd say my opinion but I'm sure it's wrong

[versed pollen]

Okay well I feel like any sort of development or creation is menus

[trim estuary]

Are the souls games parkour or menus

[normal token]

menus

[warped rock]

Parkour

[tawdry valley]

Rainworld the watcher is menus. Every other Rainworld playthrough is parkour

[versed pollen]

Actually maybe not. Visual Art programs might actually be parkour

[lone crown]

Racing games are menus

[fiery burrow]

Not a whole lot of parkour going on in that clip..

[rustic ore]

This depends on the racing game.

[lone crown]

What racing game is parkour

[trim estuary]

Rocket Racing

[tawdry valley]

Now find a clip where you’re allowed to actually move the character

[hollow patrol]

makes sense

[warped rock]

Rocket league??

[tawdry valley]

90% of RW is parkour

[trim estuary]

Rocket league isn't a racing game

[versed pollen]

I feel like Mario Kart is a flagship racing game and I would say it's parkour

[rustic ore]

Forza Horizon and Gran Turismo are menu games because of the modularity you can give to your cars, and the innate understanding needed to make the cars better.

[hollow patrol]

Rocket league isn't even a racing game

[normal token]

Does Silksong have a chance to be menus

[rustic ore]

Mario Kart, on the other hand, is parkour

[tawdry valley]

Even the weird map is parkour because you have to keep jumping around inside it

[fiery burrow]

I'm just salty about that death it was funny af

[warped rock]

Driving a car fast is racing

[hollow patrol]

No racing is racing

[rustic ore]

Racing is moving quickly with the intent to beat another to a destination

[tawdry valley]

I didn’t watch the clip but yeah that’s hilarious

[hollow patrol]

Rocket league is car football

[warped rock]

Yeah they do that to the ball

[rustic ore]

Rocket League is a parkour sports game

FIFA is a menu sports game

[normal token]

Is Life a menu game

[rustic ore]

Yes

[lone crown]

Why are all parkour games mid

[versed pollen]

Rocket League is without a doubt not a racing game

[fiery burrow]

Luckily that expedition was piss easy I spawned right next to the echo I needed to visit with 2 eggbugs in my proximity

[tawdry valley]

My genuine most terrifying rainworld moment is me hibernating with a spider and desperately trying to kill it during the shelter opening sequence

[rustic ore]

Ultrakill is a parkour game

[versed pollen]

This is awesome

[lone crown]

You WHAT with a spider

[tawdry valley]

It was a corpse that I kept jiggling around in desperation, which made it look alive lmao

[warped rock]

solitaire is parkour

[trim estuary]

didnt you just say speedrunners was a parkour game

[hollow patrol]

a

[fiery burrow]

All corpses look barely alive

[opaque sigil]

echo point nova:

[lone crown]

No evidence

[fiery burrow]

Wonky physics has them opening and closing their mouth and jumping and stuff

[hollow patrol]

Microsoft paint is parkour

[edgy valve]

silksong is just one giant menu

[tawdry valley]

Parkour games are peak though

[rustic ore]

Menus, Parkour, Menus

[warped rock]

Is crypt of the necrodancer parkour or menus

[versed pollen]

Nuclear Throne is parkour which is good enough for me

[lone crown]

Menus

[hollow patrol]

A ND FAN IN THE WILD OMG

[fiery burrow]

Portal is parkour right

What about slime rancher

[rustic ore]

Menus

[fiery burrow]

Early game parkour, late game menus

[formal marsh]

the more you discuss this, the less sense it makes

[lone crown]

What about Sekiro

[hollow patrol]

yes

[rustic ore]

Sekiro = parkour

[tawdry valley]

Slime rancher is menus because there’s no early game parkour

[fiery burrow]

Sekiro is the most parkour from game I've ever seen

[hollow patrol]

Is just Shapes and Beats parkour

[rustic ore]

Yes

[versed pollen]

Yes

[tawdry valley]

Yes, hesitantly

[edgy valve]

jsab is so goated im thinking of getting it

[lone crown]

Nightreign is parkour

[hollow patrol]

Get it

[tawdry valley]

For sure

[fiery burrow]

Nah you can reach a ridiculous amount of places once you get the jetpack

[lone crown]

But at the same time

[warped rock]

Ok but parkour is execution based and crypt of the necrodancer is very execution based

[tawdry valley]

Yeah but naaahh, you know

[fiery burrow]

Late game parkour is like, the minigames for other ranchers

[lone crown]

Nahhhhh

[hollow patrol]

So like all rhythm games are parkour?

[rustic ore]

I have no say in the Necrodancer matter

[lone crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/784107545119686676/1361752160290869512/Screen_Recording_2025-04-15_at_12.56.49_PM-2.gif

[rustic ore]

Osu is menus.

[fiery burrow]

I think its menus once you get the lab

[lone crown]

Osu is 100% menus

[rustic ore]

Hmm

[warped rock]

Missing out

[fiery burrow]

Slime science and all that, then you optimize your ranch and start placing pumps, drills, n such

[versed pollen]

If osu is menus than so is Geometry Dash, quite frankly

[warped rock]

Well you move in crypt of the necrodancer you don't move in most rhythm games

[hollow patrol]

Osu is one of the most execution based games ever

Everhood is parkour I refuse any other opinion

[lone crown]

What about dead cells

[fiery burrow]

A dance of fire and ice

[rustic ore]

Despite the heavy movement focus, Dead Cells is menus.

[opaque sigil]

oh @fiery burrow play just cause 3

[rustic ore]

ADOFAI is parkour

[lone crown]

People in this chat actually have played just cause?

[opaque sigil]

every now and then

[versed pollen]

Just Cheese more like

[lone crown]

Ugly Jesus, parkour or menus?

[warped rock]

just stupid

[fiery burrow]

lmao this game looks stupid in a good way

[lone crown]

Or was it sexy jesus i forgot the name

[hollow patrol]

Getting over it?

[fiery burrow]

parkour

[lone crown]

Getting over it is parkour

[rustic ore]

yeah the more i think about it, rhythm games are more parkour than anything because theres an inherent understanding of how they work and you dont really need to know everything about it to go in and click. you just kinda know already.

[lone crown]

Jump king is parkour

[fiery burrow]

everything is so abstract its basically menus

[versed pollen]

I definitely think rhythm games are parkour

[warm violet]

what does menus mean im so confused

[lone crown]

Shovel Knight?

[rustic ore]

I retract my OSU ruling. OSU is parkour.

[hollow patrol]

parkour

[warped rock]

strategy based/thinking based
parkour execution based

[versed pollen]

Is DRG menus or parkour

[fiery burrow]

anyone play gunner heat pc

[versed pollen]

I'm leaning menus

[warm violet]

ohhhh

[fiery burrow]

menu or parkour

[rustic ore]

Haven't played enough DRG to tell you tbh

[hollow patrol]

Superhot is menus I think

[warped rock]

It's menus with a little parkour elements

[rustic ore]

Hmm...

[fiery burrow]

Is it like the VR version

[versed pollen]

Superhot definitely gives me menus vibes

[fiery burrow]

Because thats parkour vibes

[tawdry valley]

Superhot is pretty parkour

If doom is parkour then SH is in line too

[fiery burrow]

what menu-ish things are you interacting with

[hollow patrol]

It's more about the strategic thinking vs execution

[versed pollen]

The fact that the game slows down so significantly makes it very decision based in my eyes

[hollow patrol]

And superhot is very strategy based

[tawdry valley]

That’s a nice idea, standing still turns the game into a menu

[fiery burrow]

you guys are LUNATICS its menus or parkour not hack n slash vs tactical

[tawdry valley]

But I still think it’s parkour because you’re mostly dodging

[rustic ore]

While Street Fighter is menus, Tekken is parkour. Smash is also menus.

[tawdry valley]

Strategy based parkour exists

[rustic ore]

Mortal Kombat, too, is menus.

[hollow patrol]

Anyone here has played Thumper?

[rustic ore]

nope whats that

[tawdry valley]

Parkour

[versed pollen]

Parkour

[formal marsh]

youre all just flipping coisn to decide this shit by now

[hollow patrol]

You know rhyrhm heaven? Well thumper is rhythm hell

[tawdry valley]

It’s not that bad

[fiery burrow]

who is in charge of the marketing

[rustic ore]

Speaking of rhythm violence

[hollow patrol]

Someone who isn't paid enough

[fiery burrow]

beat saber

[rustic ore]

Metal: Hellsinger and Bullets Per Minute are parkour

[tawdry valley]

The worst misconception of the century is that hellish things have deep and moody vibes

[fiery burrow]

BPM is parkour yeah

beat saber is parkour isnt it

[tawdry valley]

Rhythm heaven will have a little monkey smile at you and be an actual insane asylum

[rustic ore]

Considering it

Yes, I think so.

[warped rock]

Messed up the proportions on my ramen and it just tastes like nothing

[hollow patrol]

It has rhyrhm violence in the title

[pale viper]

Guys Nintendo direct done a mistake they ment 2035

[rustic ore]

Cooking Mama = menus.

[tawdry valley]

You move left and right and parry/grind

[fiery burrow]

Is cooking parkour or menus

[tawdry valley]

Game is great but it’s not a hard rhythm game

[rustic ore]

Menus, definitely.

[hollow patrol]

I know BPM but I don't know the other

[warped rock]

menu with parkour elements

[rustic ore]

Unless you know the recipes by heart.

[tawdry valley]

Cooking sims are all menus because you serve a menu

[rustic ore]

Metal: Hellsinger is the peaker older sister to BPM

[hollow patrol]

So like

[fiery burrow]

the oven is a menu

[hollow patrol]

Doom rhythm game

[rustic ore]

Yes, except actually

[warped rock]

like it doesn't taste like water it tastes like nothing

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-hellsinger-demon-gif-27345418

[fiery burrow]

i need to try hellsinger

[tawdry valley]

I think most any rhythm game is parkour, excluding anything you need to move your mouse in reaction for

Warioware is menus though, so maybe I’m wrong

[hollow patrol]

Did you know Batman Arkham asylum was supposed to be like a rhythm game

[tawdry valley]

Wait no I’m right. Osu and warioware are both menus

[fiery burrow]

Shadow of War menus or parkour

its oughta be menus

[tawdry valley]

Menus because there isn’t enough parkour and there’s a lot of encounter based menus

[heady iron]

Dying light 2

[tawdry valley]

Parkour iirc, haven’t played it

[warped rock]

Angry birds is menus right

[tawdry valley]

Which one

[hollow patrol]

yes

[warped rock]

The only good one. First one.

[hollow patrol]

The real one

[tawdry valley]

The original and Star Wars ones are parkour. Angry birds 2 and bad piggies are both menus

[hollow patrol]

bad piggies is goated

[tawdry valley]

Angry birds 2 is menus because you keep looking at the shop screen

[leaden delta]

what's void stranger

[fiery burrow]

looks like menus

Okay what about Subnautica

[hollow patrol]

There is no game is menus right

[heady iron]

Anyway who cares about one random person’s fake definition of games

[tawdry valley]

Menus

[hollow patrol]

Menus maybe?

[fiery burrow]

Neither

[hollow patrol]

Fair

[tawdry valley]

It’s literally all crafting stuff to run over things with

[fiery burrow]

yea I guess

[warm violet]

subnautica? 100 percent menus

[fiery burrow]

World of Goo

[tawdry valley]

Ooh, good one.

[hollow patrol]

Idk it

[warm violet]

like there is no skill in subnautica

[tawdry valley]

I think parkour surprisingly

[fiery burrow]

Its got some parkour dna

[hollow patrol]

What about subway surfers

[fiery burrow]

You need to play it its so peak

[warped rock]

Well all 3d games where you can move are atleast a little parkour inspired

[tawdry valley]

Once I realized how fucking stupid the AI was I lost all fear

[warm violet]

Dead by Daylight?

[hollow patrol]

It better be parkour right?

[warm violet]

its low to no skill

[tawdry valley]

You can honk your horn and bash ANYTHING. 1v1 a reaper in a cyclops, who fucking cares

[warm violet]

the only time i've ever felt fear was when my cyclops was glitched next to a sea dragon

i think thats the right word? the biggest living leviathans

[tawdry valley]

Sea dragons are also stupid. I was scared taking my cyclops down into the river until I saw how little damage the ghost lev did without shields

[fiery burrow]

he's just a baby leave him alone

[warm violet]

theyre stupid but they're big and do solid damag

[tawdry valley]

Baby BITCH that’s for sure

[fiery burrow]

adults are the ones you don't want to mess with

[warm violet]

ghosts do so l;ittle damage, they just have shock value

[tawdry valley]

I’d 1v1 them in the prawn suit if they didn’t take forever to kill

[tawdry valley]

We don’t talk about ghost adults

[warm violet]

the only ghost adults are places u shouldt be anyways

[fiery burrow]

Yeah like the Blood Kelp and Grand Reef

[tawdry valley]

Like yeah you can technically kill one if you time stop or something but then there’s 3 more spawning

[fiery burrow]

Places you won't visit in any playthrough ever

[tawdry valley]

Weren’t those also juveniles

[warm violet]

i meant like the void

[heady iron]

Overwatch

[fiery burrow]

They're functionally adults

[hollow patrol]

Why would a game have places you don't visit

[tawdry valley]

Menus except for Ball and Lucio

[tawdry valley]

Because invisible walls are lame?

[hollow patrol]

I love lucio

[fiery burrow]

The only difference to the void ones is size, they do the same damage pretty sure

[tawdry valley]

Interesting

[hollow patrol]

Oh

[tawdry valley]

Also Minecraft exists lol

[fiery burrow]

That was sarcastic

Both of those are incredibly useful areas

[tawdry valley]

Every MC world ever played has yet to be explored more than what; 2%?

[hollow patrol]

Oh
Idk I didn't play Subnautica

[heady iron]

I played subnautica for like 10 minutes in vr then never picked it up again

[tawdry valley]

I can’t say I’m hyped for subnautica 2

[fiery burrow]

More subnautica sounds good to me

[formal marsh]

I can't say I'm Ari Gibson

[tawdry valley]

They botched the hell out of their previous attempt at a sequel, and multiplayer isn’t necessarily a feature that makes the game better

[fiery burrow]

Zero was okay

A fun game its just not as good as THE survival exploration game

[tawdry valley]

Part of the charm of subnautica was the exploration loop. Sharing that loop doesn’t do a lot and two people doing half of it isn’t amazing either

[fiery burrow]

Also the art direction goes hard

[tawdry valley]

It was lame. Writing sucked, they essentially abandoned it after they realized it wasn’t being received well, the truck is OP but every vehicle is slower to mask how small the map is. Land sections were pretty mid

[tawdry valley]

It does

But if I wanna scratch that itch then I look at the concept art for creatures instead of the actual creatures

[fiery burrow]

Land sections sucked in Subnautica too

[tawdry valley]

Yeah, so why did we get more

[fiery burrow]

fair enough

[heady iron]

supernautica

[fiery burrow]

Anyway the ideal subnautica 2 would have no familiar creatures

[tawdry valley]

A lot of subnautica’s appeal was the novelty of the planet and creatures. Finding things and places to do and be in. Discovering new depths

[heady iron]

domnautica

[tawdry valley]

Exactly. And I don’t think they’re gonna do that, based on how they handled zero

I also don’t like the proposition of early access

[fiery burrow]

It is what it is

[tawdry valley]

It made sense for subnautica 1. They proved they were irresponsible users of early access with below zero

[fiery burrow]

?

[tawdry valley]

Not really. Them using early access as a way to generate sales without presenting an upper cap on the game’s size was weird and lame

[fiery burrow]

I played bz post early access so idk what you're really saying

[tawdry valley]

they quickly wrapped up zero instead of building it into something people really actually wanted to play.

That’s an abuse of the early access formula, which is meant to be a development tool, not a way to offer preorders

[tawdry valley]

They used early access to generate cash, not for the purposes of player feedback

It’s subnautica 2, and the devs historically lack ambition. What player feedback are they looking for exactly?

tldr: subnautica devs don’t know how to make subnautica

[fiery burrow]

BZ is good for what it is

Saying they lack ambition is weird because even if you didn't like BZ they also made the first one which was awesome

[tawdry valley]

A lot of their efforts for the first one were directed by player response

The aurora being explorable, people wandering into the void even if there was nothing

[fiery burrow]

and there was none of that in bz?

[tawdry valley]

They reacted to how curiosity guided players and made a game that rewarded that

[tawdry valley]

Allen (or whatever he was called) certainly didn’t help

[fiery burrow]

the alien dude?

[tawdry valley]

Ya

[fiery burrow]

He was fairly out of the way tbh

[lone crown]

@shell yacht

[lone crown]

Depending on where you live I have some scary news

[fiery burrow]

He gives you a few markers iirc which is no different from the radio in 1

[tawdry valley]

And no, not really. The story was pretty lame, and not in line with what players actually wanted to explore for

I wanna find cool places, not learn terrible things about the supermegacorp

[fiery burrow]

BZ has plenty of cool places

[rustic ore]

Powder is in Louisiana iirc

[fiery burrow]

And Subnautica 1's story is about the architects not the cool places

[lone crown]

Oh then he might be fine

Yeah he’s fine

[tawdry valley]

I don’t enjoy the story or how it was presented, and thats a fairly common opinion of BZ. The parts of it (the game, not the story) i did like were generally worse versions of subnautica things

[fiery burrow]

I do agree its worse than subnautica

[tawdry valley]

Access to a teleportation module is essentially the main new mechanic I enjoyed

But it was only useful because vehicles were slow as hell

Unpopular opinion might be that the new creatures weren’t great either

[fiery burrow]

don't do the sea monkeys like that

[tawdry valley]

Two are part of the land segment, penguins are cute but that’s whatever. The void leviathan looks cool but there’s like 4 of em

The other lobster color leviathan is also pretty lame. Something with a C, I forgot

It feels like a medium/small sized creature that was just scaled up for the hell of it

[opaque sigil]

It was iirc

[tawdry valley]

Really?

[opaque sigil]

I think so?

And the squidsharks got shrunk

[tawdry valley]

Celicerate

Subnautica 1 and zero also both have an issue with communicating the actual scale of creatures

[fiery burrow]

Games are like that

[tawdry valley]

Idk if it’s a field of view thing or not, but it makes creature design pretty important, and I think they largely failed at that

Like this image blew my mind

[tawdry valley]

Eh. Its also because everything is underwater

[opaque sigil]

Monocular depth perception definitely relies on cues you don’t get underwater

[tawdry valley]

What’s this saying

[fiery burrow]

big creatures

[opaque sigil]

That’s kind of different, mh is a third person game

[fiery burrow]

yea yea

[tawdry valley]

third person game on land

I’m emphasizing that creature design matters more than the actual size of the creature or whatever

[fiery burrow]

Creature design was done fairly well imo

[tawdry valley]

Like, cover some of these guys in barnacles. Have one chew on a machine or sub part

[tawdry valley]

I loved the giant mantis with boxing gloves

That’s not a dig, I loved em

[fiery burrow]

my goat

who shralse reacted

get out.

[tawdry valley]

But no, creature design wasn’t great. And they backed the hell down from their concept art ambitions

[warped rock]

no idea

[fiery burrow]

the concept art hurts yeah

[tawdry valley]

This is again in comparison to the base game

Which does have its own sins, to be fair

[fiery burrow]

it runs into much the same issues of conveying size

[tawdry valley]

Yes for sure

But I’m thinking of how the reused the body of the sea emperor

[fiery burrow]

I was flabbergasted when I saw a ghost leviathan head's model clip into my cyclops for the first time

[tawdry valley]

And again, while both games have the size issue, it’s worse for zero specifically because lots of creature designs don’t Emphasize their size

[fiery burrow]

Subnautica has stuff like crabsquids though

[cyan forum]

think that's a goldcrown chata

[tawdry valley]

I love crabsquids

I wanted and expected more interesting and unique enemy encounters

[fiery burrow]

same but the design doesn't convey just how humongous they are

[tawdry valley]

There’s a lack of danger and a lack of an interesting exploration loop

[fiery burrow]

add king vultures to subnautica 2

[cyan forum]

there's something weird with subnautica's fov

[tawdry valley]

I mean they’re pretty small compared to other things so tbh that’s fine

[cyan forum]

everything seems way smaller than what they actually are

[tawdry valley]

It’s because you’re underwater

Things that are meant to feel big need to have more signs they’re big than just being big

[cyan forum]

probably, yeah

[tawdry valley]

Sound and visual design especially

Like they totally nailed reaper leviathans

[cyan forum]

was just about to mention that

audio design was on point for those guys

[fiery burrow]

BZ leviathans were more or less silent weren't they

[tawdry valley]

Celicerates suck. They have like, an unintended illusion of looking way smaller than they actually are, and are intended to feel

[cyan forum]

same with the sea dragons

god their roars are so good

[tawdry valley]

Sea dragon was fine. They’re both in areas meant to make them look scary

They’re centerpieces of crazy environments which is why they work

[cyan forum]

can't think of the lava caverns without their howls

[fiery burrow]

Sea dragon lore is recontextualized as being sad and depressing its cool

[tawdry valley]

Another downside of early access is YouTuber spam

[cyan forum]

I remember when they added that

[woeful matrix]

subsnutiouvsp

below zero wasnt that bad tbh

[tawdry valley]

Every update warranting a whole new episodic playthrough or whatever. I think that time of the internet is dying though, so we’ll see

[fiery burrow]

how am I gonna avoid ultrakill fraud spoilers smh

[cyan forum]

people finding the barren, desolate lava zone was kinda cool though

[tawdry valley]

It was worse than subnautica, didn’t innovate where and when it mattered, and the devs speedran an ending rather than putting in the work

It’s standing on subnautica’s legs. As a game it’s mediocre, as a studio’s vision and a sequel, it’s a pretty abject failure.

[cyan forum]

the early drafts of the enviroment and geography were haunting, and the lack of "content" in them made them even more interesting

[woeful matrix]

subnautica looks really good i never finished it im too scared of everything

[cyan forum]

kinda like scorn, if people remember that game

[tawdry valley]

Hence the next game being the actual subnautica 2

[formal marsh]

scorn looks great but ive heard the gameplay is bad

[tawdry valley]

Scorn was a very weird game. I never played it but from what I’ve seen, it’s all vibes

I think it gets a 10/10 for that one jerma clip though

[woeful matrix]

i heard alot about it up ro release and then like nothing

[cyan forum]

people describe it more as going through a virtual art exhibition, than an actual game

[formal marsh]

i was attacked by a dog

[fiery burrow]

Otherwise known as a walking sim

[formal marsh]

by attacked i mean i tried to pet it and then it jumped on my and started viciously licking

[tawdry valley]

For sure

[tawdry valley]

Okay but some walking sims are peak

[fiery burrow]

I need to finish naissancee

[tawdry valley]

JOURNEY, FAR: lone sails

Apparently death stranding “is peak” but I don’t believe anyone

[lone crown]

Its not

[cyan forum]

GOT MY MOJO BACK BABY

[tawdry valley]

This guy gets it

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/giant-spider-enemy-spider-gif-15912591

[rapid abyss]

Yall

[lone crown]

No

[rapid abyss]

Ok

[hot rampart]

Sorry I forgot to keep doing the SS political compass
I got distracted with crowcord

[south vigil]

undertale is 3 dollars on steam rn btw if yall dont have it please go get it

[opaque sigil]

Lone sails specifically? Did you not care for changing tides?

[heady iron]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-tell-me-what-to-do-side-eye-mail-man-you-dont-own-me-nope-gif-5355070

[shell yacht]

I have no idea what that means

[shell yacht]

Murica...

[lone crown]

I loooove the state of the global market

[formal marsh]

crazy that theyre selling digital consoles now

you cant even have the physical ps5 anymore... you only buy the digital edition (which, of course, runs on your PC)

[lone crown]

Thats the equivalent of paying like 500 dollars for a game launcher

[formal marsh]

i am aware

[lone crown]

And you play by their rules

[formal marsh]

so in their factory you will be doomed?

[lone crown]

Yeah ikyk but its just so silly to think about

[shell yacht]

Indeed

But with bear DLC

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-gif-25116077

[lone crown]

Literally consoles that dont let you insert physical media

Thats the difference

Its
Something else

[tawdry valley]

I never tried tides because it has denuevo

I’ve heard it wasn’t amazing though

[smoky nebula]

Extra money for the disc reader

[tawdry valley]

https://tenor.com/view/market-garden-soldier-pharah-gif-27445057

[shell yacht]

Lmao

[carmine island]

Screamin Eagles!

[lucid holly]

Bro my little cousin just got arrested for driving under the influence of lsd what was she doing

[marsh ibex]

lsd

[carmine island]

Driving under the influence of lsd I’m guessing

[lucid holly]

Fair enough

[marsh ibex]

What if I ripped my eyes out pike a jruarotn ghxwrscrer

[lucid holly]

What the fuck are you on about

[carmine island]

Honestly people who drive under the influence of drugs or alcohol are fucking dumbasses

[lucid holly]

100% agree

Also it can’t be enjoyable to drive under lsd

[carmine island]

Putting you and everyone on the road in danger

[lucid holly]

That’s gotta be bloody terrifying

[lone crown]

...drugs

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/campfire-cooking-campfire-cooking-in-another-world-campfire-cooking-in-another-world-with-this-absurd-skill-gif-12097857538077312288

[smoky nebula]

Guys don't take drugs or something
And if you do make plans where you don't need to drive before taking the drugs

[shell yacht]

Alr now I'm cooking this weird shit

[carmine island]

Do you mean after?

[lone crown]

What shit are you cooking

[smoky nebula]

I mean make the plan while not under the influence

[carmine island]

Ohhh I get it

[shell yacht]

This ginger pork recipe from this anime

[carmine island]

I may be silly

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/campfire-cooking-from-another-world-anime-anime-food-anime-meat-steak-gif-27468935

[lone crown]

Epic embed fail

If only i could eat that

[carmine island]

The embed?

[lone crown]

Yes...

[carmine island]

Real…?

[smoky nebula]

Darn text eater

[carmine island]

You’ve heard of text to speech now get ready for text to stomach

I think the only letter I’d consider eating is probably o

The other letters look too pointy

[smoky nebula]

a‽c‽

[lone crown]

Pancake

[smoky nebula]

Eww food

[fiery burrow]

Powdered's a w*ffle fan 😔

[carmine island]

What is it?

[fiery burrow]

mystery meat

[shell yacht]

Genger sauce smothered pork

[carmine island]

Cool

[fiery burrow]

ginger sauce??

Is it good

[smoky nebula]

My people D: slaughtered

[shell yacht]

I'll let ya know, homemade sauce (that required improvising) and first time making this dish

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/howtobasic-how-to-basic-curry-fighting-weird-gif-12939594756423550269

[tawdry valley]

Homemade sauce is the best sauce

I don’t care if the jarred stuff has truffle, I put more salt and olive oil than reasonable in mine and it slaps

[lone crown]

I concur

[shell yacht]

Almost done

[unborn dome]

oh my god
brian, there's a message in my alphabits
it says "ooooooooo"

[brittle arch]

went back from school and a car crash on my ass

i'm still on discord is a miracle

[lone crown]

Bro's first impulse is to open discord

/j

[marsh ibex]

Dawg is this PORK?

[brittle arch]

no problem it's a minor injury

[marsh ibex]

This looks like school lunch meat

[shell yacht]

Yes it's a homemade ginger sauce

[marsh ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[shell yacht]

We gonna fight punk

[marsh ibex]

At least it tastes good

[carmine island]

Peter those are Cheerios

[unborn dome]

just a week ago i was doing an online dnd session, and one of my fellow party members needed to drive for something for some reason and crashed into a lamp post in the middle of the session
still stayed on call during the whole thing
that's real dedication

[lone crown]

Genuine skill issue

A lamp post?

[tawdry valley]

Looks peak

[lone crown]

It was

[tawdry valley]

How the fuck doesn’t that end the session

[brittle arch]

should I ask for insurance

i got hurt a little

[carmine island]

Almost like you should be concentrating on driving not playing dnd

[unborn dome]

that was the first session we had after 3 weeks of having to cancel
we were not going to end it

you know how hard it is to get 8 people all available at the same time?

[trim estuary]

Arcane will NOT be returning to Fortnite soon

[lone crown]

Mmmmm

[brittle arch]

Arcane from league of legend ?

[lone crown]

Celery deserves more appreciation

[trim estuary]

other way around

[shell yacht]

Normally people put cabbage with it apparently but I can't stand cabbage

[trim estuary]

Nah it’s mid broccoli is better

[lone crown]

Celery just adds crunch

Its also not unpleasant

[lone crown]

Depends on how you prepare it cause some people just cant cook broccoli

I mean you can say that about anything actually

[opaque sigil]

Broccoli sweeps everything it’s an unfair comparison for celery

[clear pawn]

whats that

(like genuinely asking)

[shell yacht]

Ginger pork

[lone crown]

Fair

Huh deja vu

Have we discussed broccoli and celery before tammo

[opaque sigil]

Maybe?

[lone crown]

Oh well

You still have to dip oreos with a fork btw

It's life changing

[smoky nebula]

Uh what‽

[cyan forum]

Pon pon pata pon

[cloud yew]

i looooove celery

[fiery burrow]

was it good

[lone crown]

Basically you take a fork right
And you stick it into the white part of an oreo so it stays in place, then you waterboard the entire oreo in milk and watch the bubbles escape its life for like ten seconds before taking it out and eating it

[cyan forum]

don don chaka chaka

[cloud yew]

broccoli is also great

[smoky nebula]

Ok that makes sense

[cloud yew]

i like basically anything green

[cyan forum]

broccoli has zero flavor

[cloud yew]

it’s definitely supposed to have a flavour

are you boiling your broccoli what’s happening

broccoli is like top 5 best tasting vegetables

[cyan forum]

although grilled broccoli in a pan of butter can be nice

[lone crown]

"But GEF what's the point of this?"
The point is, without having to touch the milk with your fingers (which blocks off some surface area as well by holding the cookie), you're able to submerge the entire oreo and its just a fun way to eat oreos even if unorthodox

[lone crown]

Ban this user

Tenfold

[cloud yew]

thoughts on asparagus

[cyan forum]

basically every root veggie is better

[fiery burrow]

I eat my oreo on a plate with a fork, knife, and napkin

[cyan forum]

Fire

[fiery burrow]

Just like a steak

[lone crown]

But that's not fun

[frozen frigate]

Listening to my The New Abnormal vinyl record right now guys ooh I'm having a blast

[lone crown]

Impaling cookies and waterboarding them to taste good is fun

[smoky nebula]

Telekinesis better

[cyan forum]

golden oreos are the only ones that don't make me feel like a toddler whenever i eat one

[coarse leaf]

Silksong needs to release NOW

[cloud yew]

eh i like root vegetables but they’re not that interesting

[coarse leaf]

Otherwise I'll call the president and make him release it

[cloud yew]

i do love raw carrots though

[coarse leaf]

Rabbit

[cloud yew]

i’d eat a whole bag of raw carrots

fuck cooked carrots though

[cyan forum]

loads of uses though. and are the KING of stock 💪

[coarse leaf]

Very rabbit like of you

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[lone crown]

Onions are like required to live

[tidal ruin]

Brussel sprout

[cloud yew]

i <3 vegetables

[cloud yew]

LOVE sprouts

[tidal ruin]

Me too

[lone crown]

If onions didnt exist there would be no point to it all

[cloud yew]

yes i particularly like red onions

[tidal ruin]

If onions didn't exist I might put everything past august back on my calendar

[cyan forum]

thoughts on lamb

[tidal ruin]

The world wouldn't end on august 24th due to onioning

[cloud yew]

i haven’t eaten meat in years and i still yearn for lamb sometimes

and duck

[tidal ruin]

I like fried chicken tenders

Thats like the only kind of meat I will eat all on its own though

[cloud yew]

i was never a huge fan of chicken tbh

[tidal ruin]

Not a fan of steak or turkey or fish or basically anything else unless its mixed with something else

Bacon is another exception to that

[cloud yew]

actually that’s not entirely true i did appreciate a rotisserie chicken

[lone crown]

Whatever chicken you eat must be not done well cause chicken is like essential

Although tbf all meat slaps

[marsh ibex]

oh cool

[tidal ruin]

Chicken sandwich is my go to whenever I'm at any fast food restaurant

[marsh ibex]

they forgot my fries

I ain’t going back bro

[tidal ruin]

First time?

[marsh ibex]

No I usually check I just didn’t do it this time

I’ve gotten entirely wrong orders before lol

[tidal ruin]

Sometimes they be forgetting the most random ass shit

[cloud yew]

i’ve had well cooked chicken a bunch it was just never one of my favourites

[lone crown]

fair

[tidal ruin]

Most they've ever forgotten for me is a burger, which was made doubly worse by the fact I ordered only a burger and fries

[lone crown]

You did say lamb so i know you have good taste

[tidal ruin]

I do actually like venison

Or beef jerky too

[cloud yew]

lamb is soooo good when it’s done right

people get it wrong a lot though

[tidal ruin]

I've never tried lamb before

[coarse leaf]

its real good

[cloud yew]

i don’t even know how to describe the taste but it’s so good especially with mint sauce or something similar

lamb and mint is an elite combination

[coarse leaf]

on god

so yummy

hot take pork is kind of ass unless its pulled

[cloud yew]

i always liked roast ham

[coarse leaf]

its aight

pork belly and bacon is so mid tho imo

[smoky nebula]

I concur

[viscid wind]

I don't think i ever had cow steak

[cloud yew]

the bacon we eat in the UK is really good it’s like thick cut back bacon

i’m not a big fan of streaky bacon

[coarse leaf]

yea im from the uk

[cloud yew]

twinnnn

[coarse leaf]

back bacon is alr its better tuan streaky

[unborn dome]

i like how every person who has ever lived has sonic the hedgehog inside of them

[cloud yew]

have u ever seen canadian bacon it looks so weird

[smoky nebula]

British people is British food actually that bad

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fire-flamethrower-burn-on-fire-gif-7684110515453159552

[coarse leaf]

i didnt know they had their own bacon

[cloud yew]

depends

generally no it’s not that bad

[viscid wind]

Meat is super expensive i feel bad and lose apetite :(

[fiery burrow]

I need to try toad in the hole

[viscid wind]

wasting money on food

[fiery burrow]

saint pfp checks out

[cloud yew]

we have some absolutely horrible takeaway places and some traditional foods are scary like jellied eels or whatever but generally our food is completely normal

[coarse leaf]

i really like british cuisine tbh, its marked by filling hearty food without much complexity but its really nice in its simplicity

theres just some horrendous wartime meals that painted a stereotype of england having awful food

[smoky nebula]

I spontaneously remembered that I don't like how any food looks

Eating food is stupid can I just photosynthese

[fiery burrow]

even swedish fish?

[smoky nebula]

I don't like Swedish fish

[fiery burrow]

Ignored

[coarse leaf]

english food getting the worst rap when all of Scandinavia exists is crazy

[smoky nebula]

Eastern European meat jelly ):

[serene chasm]

The candy?

[fiery burrow]

yes

[serene chasm]

I love those

[fiery burrow]

go back to eating jellied eel

[coarse leaf]

no yucky

a pie filled with slow cooked beef tho i mean whats not to love

british food goated

[fiery burrow]

pie is for sweets

[marsh ibex]

the second best candy

[coarse leaf]

booo

[fiery burrow]

Pop rocks are the best candy

[marsh ibex]

behind my glorious York peppermint patty

[viscid wind]

what is swedish fish?

[marsh ibex]

I dunno I tried it for the first time this year and I don’t get the hype

[viscid wind]

what is a peppermint patty

[marsh ibex]

“Ooh it fizzles in your mouth” it’s more novelty than anything

[cloud yew]

literally the best thing on planet earth during a british winter

[fiery burrow]

🤤

[viscid wind]

Goated

[open narwhal]

Sweden reference (me)

[viscid wind]

Is this just marmalade

Marmalade is nasty

[coarse leaf]

does that look like marmalade

[cloud yew]

people hate on british food a lot but they don’t understand how comforting it is when it’s fucking freezing cold outside and dark at like 3 pm

[marsh ibex]

are you serious

[viscid wind]

Yeah

[coarse leaf]

could never understand the warm comfort of a sunday roast

truly beautiful

[cloud yew]

also a lot of people suddenly think british food sounds good if you call it tavern food instead LOL

[marsh ibex]

that’s like any food though is it not

Also wtf do you mean dark at 3 pm do you live in gotham

[viscid wind]

I think I've made a mistake

[coarse leaf]

yea tbh but british cuisine is very hearty compared to a lot of others

[cloud yew]

i live in scotland so basically

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/patapon-hatapon-patapon-hatapon-pata-pon-gif-10275138932492086763

[coarse leaf]

a lot of things id describe as comfort food

[cloud yew]

in mid winter it starts getting dark so early

[fiery burrow]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxL1jOKTcf1PE6GsnV-WbJB7rDgJUCPmy1?si=KkopC4QFTAt8culX

[coarse leaf]

im not even particularly nothern and it's essentially pitch black by 4:30 here in winter

[cloud yew]

it’s so bleak LOL

summer is goated though

[viscid wind]

apparently marmalade and the word that is pronounced exactly like marmalade in russian aren't the same thing

[cloud yew]

up here there’s a period in mid summer where it doesn’t even get fully dark at night it’s so good

[viscid wind]

i meant candied fruit jelly

[coarse leaf]

mmmm british summer

so good

we pay for it with horrendous winters

[viscid wind]

Is this just candied fruit jelly*

[smoky nebula]

How cold does it get and how much snow

[coarse leaf]

it doesnt usually snow and it doesnt get that cold its just bleak

[cloud yew]

it’s not really the cold and the snow that are the problem it’s the wind and the rain

[coarse leaf]

uk has a very mild climate in general

[smoky nebula]

Honestly that sounds nice

[cloud yew]

the wind and rain make 0° feel like -15°

[coarse leaf]

i imagine thats more of a problem up north

[viscid wind]

No snow is agony

[fiery burrow]

don't think so?

[viscid wind]

Why would I want to live in a place where No Fun Allowed

[cloud yew]

it doesn’t ever get particularly warm or cold but the rain and humidity make temperatures feel way more extreme than they ever are

like a 30° summer up here is hell on earth bc of the humidity

[coarse leaf]

we might get a few days of snow around december where i live thats about it

[fiery burrow]

i hate summerrr

[cloud yew]

21° is perfect

[smoky nebula]

Yeah but summer just sucks

[viscid wind]

yeah ok ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ww

[serene chasm]

30C is way too hot

[smoky nebula]

Honestly 15° would be lovely weather at all times

[viscid wind]

?????

I'm thinking like 17

[cloud yew]

no i loveeee summer i just struggle in heatwaves

[coarse leaf]

i love egregiously hot weather im ngl

unless im trying to sleep

[smoky nebula]

We should plunge the world into eternal spring

[cunning geode]

that’s like, only 9 more than 10 degrees

[serene chasm]

Best weather is sunny 17-20c with a light breeze

[warped umbra]

agree

[coarse leaf]

30 degrees is heaven

[smoky nebula]

Wtf psycho

[cloud yew]

17° is pretty good but it’s windy in scotland so the breeze can be kind of chilly still

21° is ideal 24° is high end of tolerable anything above that is hell

[viscid wind]

I love weather where you can't get a heatstroke

[cunning geode]

drowning heatstroke

[coarse leaf]

cant believe it got to 40 degrees in the uk a couple years back

[cloud yew]

i can do hot weather in dry climates bc the shade actually helps you cool down

[coarse leaf]

insane heatwave

[cloud yew]

i know actually so insane

[viscid wind]

hypothermia>>>>>heatstroke i think

[serene chasm]

didnt the entire country shut down because of that

[cloud yew]

i think it was mostly southern england

[viscid wind]

Yeah no ok I would die

[mighty crest]

I get both miserable summers and freezing winters

I win

[coarse leaf]

i dont know i was out of the country when it happened

i wouldn't be surprised

[viscid wind]

winter doesn't get that bad

[cloud yew]

40° is fucking nuts bc the UK is humid and has no AC in most houses and most houses are carpeted

actual hell i hope it never gets that hot in scotland

[coarse leaf]

40 degrees in a humid ass country that doesn't have AC with buildings designed to trap heat doesnt sound ideal

[fiery burrow]

you don't have acs?

[viscid wind]

Just kinda put on more layers
Summer you can't just take off your skin (iirc) you suffer no matter what

[serene chasm]

yeah. No ac here either so anything 25+ is hell

[coarse leaf]

nah

[viscid wind]

I never seen an AC in a residence in my life

[cloud yew]

we haven’t really had any need for it until fairly recently

[coarse leaf]

we've never really had a reason for them but its getting so much hotter it might become necessary

[fiery burrow]

oh dang

[viscid wind]

what the fuck global warming is real

[coarse leaf]

it would appear so

[warped umbra]

i love the sun but i cant enjoy it because i get migraines from heat/light

[smoky nebula]

You should get a parasol

[fiery burrow]

shrue

[cloud yew]

i don’t really like being in the sun but i like seeing the sun from a shaded area

[viscid wind]

fortunately i got snow tomorrow 🥳

[brittle arch]

the sun only friend at like 5am to 8am

[fiery burrow]

Parasols are life

[cloud yew]

and i love summer nights

[coarse leaf]

does anyone else sneeze when they look at the sun

[brittle arch]

rest of the time is skin cancer

[coarse leaf]

summer nights drinking in a random field does life get any better

[fiery burrow]

thats fairly common I think

[cloud yew]

exactlyyyy

[brittle arch]

mosquitoes

[coarse leaf]

yea its like 40% of people i think

[smoky nebula]

Guys go look at the sun

[coarse leaf]

not much of an issue here

[shell yacht]

Staring at the light only helps me sneeze if I was already about to sneeze

[cloud yew]

we don’t have mosquitoes here but we do have midges and they’re a fucking NIGHTMARE

[brittle arch]

lucky

[coarse leaf]

we got ticks

[smoky nebula]

Midges‽

[viscid wind]

staring at light makes me unable to sneeze

[brittle arch]

ticks are everywhere

[cloud yew]

they’re mostly a problem in the highlands but they swarm you and bite you all over

[coarse leaf]

my mate got lymes disease from one once 😭

[brittle arch]

that's not good in general

[harsh yarrow]

Remember when I was posting KSP screenshots a bit ago? heres another

[warped umbra]

i use one usually

[viscid wind]

Wtf why are there planes

[cloud yew]

sometimes you see swarms of them and they look like a dark cloud moving around they’re horrible things

[viscid wind]

Oh

[coarse leaf]

i didnt even know those things bite

maybe im just lucky

[cunning geode]

my new brutal death metal band we’re performing our live debut in #hk-meme the end of this month check us out

[cloud yew]

yeah the bites are really really itchy

they actually don’t bite me anymore for some reason but when i was little they loooved me

[brittle arch]

aren't they almost the same ?

[brittle arch]

they love laying eggs inside kids

[coarse leaf]

i wish the uk still had cool wildlife

if only we still had bears

[harsh yarrow]

never forget that the Space Shuttle exists ;3

[brittle arch]

yeah only you

[cloud yew]

midges are like little teeny tiny flies

[brittle arch]

that's even worse

[coarse leaf]

you dont fw bears ❓

[viscid wind]

I remember seeing a deer on my way to school

[brittle arch]

who fuck with them honestly

[cloud yew]

i wish we had bears

[brittle arch]

deer in my country are all caged

[harsh yarrow]

hehe, funny thing

[brittle arch]

we love to eat their horns

[cloud yew]

our biodiversity leaves much to be desired

[cunning geode]

Timothy Treadwell

[cloud yew]

wtf

i see deer everywhere

[brittle arch]

we turn their horn into pills

[coarse leaf]

we had wolves up until 200 years ago

[brittle arch]

drink them give you superpowers or some sh

[viscid wind]

My understanding of bears starts with big cuddly fluffy honey lovers and ends with 🎤🐻🎩

[coarse leaf]

damn we really fucked up our biosphere

[cunning geode]

dats extinction baybee

[viscid wind]

Hell yeah

why don't insects ever go extinct

[fiery burrow]

Aliens asking humans what happened to 10 billion crabs in alaska:

[brittle arch]

just search him up, basically he harrass bears and got mauled to death

[cloud yew]

cool picture my boyfriend took of a deer in the highlands isn’t it cute

[coarse leaf]

those snow crabs had it coming

[smoky nebula]

Sorry that was me

[heady iron]

hungy

[brittle arch]

imma eat it's horns

[ripe cliff]

ermm guys i can't find the coral reefs

[smoky nebula]

Well I'm not sorry
I'm at war with crabs

[cloud yew]

tbh we have way too many deer we need to reintroduce wolves BADLY

[coarse leaf]

we need lynx' back

[brittle arch]

release dog

[coarse leaf]

we had our own big cat and we fucked it up

[viscid wind]

they're locked behind the needle grapple sorry

[brittle arch]

big car

[cloud yew]

we still have the scottish wildcat at least

[viscid wind]

Humongous Motor Carriage

[cloud yew]

they kind of just look like domestic cats though LOL

[brittle arch]

there's one time my unc got a wild cat

[coarse leaf]

i mean its no lynx but itll do

[brittle arch]

bruh that thing is wild af

look just like minecraft wild cat

[cunning geode]

crab war on iOS…

[viscid wind]

What why would you

[cloud yew]

they have funny faces they look kind of grumpy

[brittle arch]

he loves hunting

[viscid wind]

Fair

[warped umbra]

i love them

[brittle arch]

he released it because its too stupid to tame

[viscid wind]

i think they need a hot cocoa and a pep talk

[ripe cliff]

they look like overanimated cgi cats

[brittle arch]

can i pet ?

[viscid wind]

bite shoulder off 😔

[cloud yew]

if they breed with domestic cats it makes a kellas cat which is like way bigger than either parent and black with a white patch on its chest

[ripe cliff]

ga'hoole adjacent

this is what i would expect live action warrior cats to look like

[brittle arch]

will it bite your face off

[viscid wind]

sounds surreal

[cloud yew]

sometimes people spot them roaming around and start panicking bc they think there’s a panther on the loose but they’re nowhere near as big as a panther lol

[cloud yew]

they’re not really big enough for that

[tawdry valley]

I’m still coming off the high of learning that cheetahs outright meow

[ripe cliff]

bizarre stuff

[ripe cliff]

they chirp too

[viscid wind]

isn't it weird how like all big cats are considered kings of jungle and such and such

[tawdry valley]

It’s so peak

[cloud yew]

they’re bigger than domestic cats and wildcats but they’re not big relative to actual big cats

[viscid wind]

what the fuck

[brittle arch]

i'll pet it

nobody stop me

[tawdry valley]

The forbidden pet

I’d cave immediately. I’ll just have to remember to use a non dominant hand

[fiery burrow]

Go ahead. Give him scritches

Maybe a boop on the nose for good measure

[brittle arch]

i'll kiss it

[fiery burrow]

Who needs eyes anyway

[brittle arch]

let him lick me a lil bit

[smoky nebula]

I've seen Wildcats at nature sanctuaries cuddle with their handlers

[shell yacht]

Big cats tongues would scratch the fuck outa you

[brittle arch]

if they could I could

[shell salmon]

[brittle arch]

worth

[shell yacht]

Lil cats are sandpaper big cats are steel wool

[brittle arch]

just lick my skin right off

[smoky nebula]

Exfoliating scrub cat

[brittle arch]

still can't belive their toungue can be so sharp

[viscid wind]

could it be that cats evolved to be cute on purpose

[brittle arch]

like, they're meat not teeth its crazy

[silk zodiac]

how else are they gonna enjoy their round rainbow lollipops to the fullest

[tawdry valley]

To a degree yes

[smoky nebula]

Most animals are cute

[fiery burrow]

To their mothers, I'd assume

[digital junco]

anacondas 😍😍

[fiery burrow]

the humble Baphomet moth:

[smoky nebula]

Honestly that's kinda badass

[fiery burrow]

You get it

[digital junco]

its cute in its own way

[fiery burrow]

No it isn't

[digital junco]

if you just look at it for a second tho..

[ripe cliff]

i think cuteness is just to do with parental/nurturing instincts crossing over onto other animals

[smoky nebula]

And honestly ignoring the weird tails they do kinda look cute just by virtue of being a moth

[fiery burrow]

Maybe when its not in demon mode

[digital junco]

mostly yeah😭

[coarse leaf]

i would not survive the Palaeolithic era imma try and pet a sabertooth and get my skull ripped out

[digital junco]

i would just dodge 💯