sk-discussion

[lament lotus]

sums it up

[runic atlas]

Why is Rathalos green

[tidal ruin]

too much spaghetti

[runic atlas]

I thought the variant was blue

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/rathalos-green-rathalos-monster-hunter-monster-hunter-wilds-crocker-gif-12605959072827325321

[shell yacht]

You'll ever see anything at anime and decide you're going to fuckin cook it?
I have started this process and I don't know why because it does not smell or look fucking appealing

[marsh ibex]

what

god I’m so gungry

jungy

Gurny

foog

[unborn dome]

grammar

[runic atlas]

Learn to type also no I never cook so

[glossy berry]

i think about this sometimes but how on earth did it decline as fast and hard as it did

[lament lotus]

ew

[tawdry valley]

If I see something I wanna eat I cook it immediately and easily with great skill

[marsh ibex]

@brittle arch don’t post that

[cedar trench]

case in point lmfao

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[brittle arch]

ok sorry

[lament lotus]

thank you whatsmark

[brittle arch]

i thought it's funny and not that nsfw

[shell yacht]

It's my fucking Southern accent, anyway fucking Ginger pork shit I saw an anime and now I made the homemade sauce and the pork is marinating and it smells horrid.

[marsh ibex]

I’ve learned that being hungry makes the voices louder and more persitent

Persistent

[atomic sparrow]

my favourite variant has to be question-mark

[shell yacht]

This has been delayed like 2 years lol

[cedar trench]

yeah because it's haram

[runic atlas]

Typoing and into inside is not a southern accent

[tawdry valley]

Wdym

[marsh ibex]

He uses tts apparently

[shell yacht]

It is because I didn't type anything lol

[marsh ibex]

I should say allegedly

[shell yacht]

It's the sauce that stinks

[lament lotus]

why did you follow a anime recipe 😭

[shell yacht]

What do you mean allegedly

[fresh zodiac]

how hungry

[marsh ibex]

Several of them ate usable

[lament lotus]

MASHALLAH ‼️

[marsh ibex]

hungry enough to not find this joke funny

[fresh zodiac]

fair

[tawdry valley]

Unpopular opinion: pork broth is the worst broth

[warped rock]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-farthyun-gif-20829962

[marsh ibex]

never had it so sure

[marsh ibex]

Not reading all of that

[atomic sparrow]

🐴 how hungry...

[shell yacht]

[marsh ibex]

god I should become an alcoholic and then shave my eyebrows and hair off

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/мясо-жарить-готовка-сковорода-meat-gif-8429434599932984367

The show made it look good

[lament lotus]

idk about good man

[vivid belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-bald-gif-26454753

[atomic sparrow]

no don't do that

[marsh ibex]

ew

[marsh ibex]

she still has eyebrows
and is sober

[vivid belfry]

I know I just love this gif

[marsh ibex]

why am I sober

[atomic sparrow]

cuz you haven't had a few drinks yet

[marsh ibex]

I mean I don’t even drink alcohol 3 drinks should be enough I’n probably a lightweight

[shell yacht]

Three sips of beer and he's out

[tawdry valley]

https://tenor.com/view/sober-star-trek-not-drunk-why-am-i-sober-right-now-gif-13987428

[marsh ibex]

never mind glorious food in my starving system is all the drug I need

[atomic sparrow]

yum

[warm violet]

but jst imagine: good food and tequila shots

[marsh ibex]

probably tastes bad I’ll pass

[warm violet]

it does

if you can taste it you're too sober

[runic atlas]

I don't think that's healthy

[warm violet]

it's fine im youthful

[empty musk]

alcohol kills bad bacteria its a health food

[lament lotus]

384 tequila shots catching up the second you turn 30:

[atomic sparrow]

the 30 tequila shots catching up the second I turn 384:

[warm violet]

384? thats like 3 weeks

[fiery burrow]

Whens the nilered air alcohol video dropping

[brittle arch]

how about 5000 instant noodles

also most my food are oil based

i mean like fry stuff

[lament lotus]

instant noodles are kinda fucked up with the amount of sodium they contain

[fresh zodiac]

whenever i see internet personalities turn 30 im like "no more silliness, its over for them..."

[lament lotus]

me

[brittle arch]

what do I do

am I gonna die ?

[lament lotus]

the sodium demon is going to get you

[brittle arch]

i have like 8 years to live

[glossy berry]

its like 1 to 2 grams per yeah

not too good for your Anything really

[marsh ibex]

it’s good for my rage

[brittle arch]

i have one per day

[glossy berry]

100% of your daily reference intake in sodium per 🤤

[lament lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-lone-wolf-gif-3640295552248639023

[brittle arch]

2 if i have nuthin to eat

[lament lotus]

just dont eat anything for the whole day

[empty musk]

apparently sodium is not that bad if you drink enough water

[marsh ibex]

actually it was a dad joke because it’s so
salty

[lament lotus]

i think the flavor packets are all the sodium

[brittle arch]

alr no worry i drink alot of cocacola

[viscid wolf]

I don’t need food I am sustained by by fleeting hope of Silksong’s arrival

[brittle arch]

like 2 per day

[lament lotus]

DUDE

[marsh ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[empty musk]

yeah you're good, make sure its not diet you need the sugar to counterbalance

[marsh ibex]

your liver is gonna hate you in ten years

[lament lotus]

youre supposed to like, drink 1 a month

[brittle arch]

that's what i thought

[lament lotus]

maybe not once a month but like once every 2 weeks or something

[marsh ibex]

‘S not really how it works but 2 per day is excessive

[empty musk]

i just switced to diet and i prefer it now and can drink infinite soda

[lament lotus]

im aware, just like put yourself on a limit since it fucks you up

[brittle garnet]

okay i took the time to actually review and comment inaccuracies and misinformation in that document of the person who was banned. Idk if i should have, but eh. it was fun

[marsh ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/we-saiyans-have-no-limits-lets-charge-together-at-full-power-goku-ssbss-vegeta-gif-173130892411182880

[brittle arch]

i kinda exaggerate, i'm tryna cut back my sugar drinks

1 per week rn

[lament lotus]

[atomic sparrow]

We saiyans have no limits !!!!!!!!!!

[empty musk]

1 per week is good

[lament lotus]

i remember drinking a smoothie from some place and when i finished it looked at the nutritional values on their website and that shit was 100 grams of sugar

[glossy berry]

look on the bright side! his stomach has zero rust in it anymore at least

[brittle arch]

yeah when i get sad, that stuff cure depresison

[open narwhal]

hi im new here

[empty musk]

they do say sugar is a stronger drug than any other one

[marsh ibex]

Yeah

[empty musk]

hi

[marsh ibex]

no you ain’t

[lament lotus]

have you thought about making your own sugar drinks

[brittle arch]

hi, are you right or left wing

[lament lotus]

LITERALLY

[open narwhal]

whichever is more woke

I love woke

[glossy berry]

brother What

[open narwhal]

actually no im going to sleep bye chat

[lament lotus]

"guys i drink 2 cans of coke a day"
"also btw are you right wing or left wing"

[brittle arch]

really bad idea, i got diar so I never do that again

[lament lotus]

i cant dude

[empty musk]

brah

[glossy berry]

[lament lotus]

how do you fuck that up

[open narwhal]

how do u know,,,

[brittle arch]

i tried to make bubble tea

with my own knowledge

[atomic sparrow]

i have both right and left wing

[fiery burrow]

Go coke go broke.

[atomic sparrow]

💸

[atomic sparrow]

green

[lament lotus]

can you tell us what ingredients you put inside there

[marsh ibex]

arsenic

[brittle arch]

tea milk and ice

[lament lotus]

how did that poison you

[open narwhal]

that's me reminding my friend to turn off invisible status everytime he checks my profile

[marsh ibex]

Yeah your flesh might be weak

[vivid belfry]

green poisoning

[open narwhal]

sending flesh eating bacteria in the mailbox

[crude oriole]

Guys I have a theory

[brittle arch]

i don't really remember acutally, maybe it's the time where i mix sting with milk

[marsh ibex]

ok

[lament lotus]

STING?

[crude oriole]

So, you know how these guys cover for each others weaknesses, right

[glossy berry]

what ratios of this made the potion of shit your pants

[marsh ibex]

yeah

[brittle arch]

energy drink

[glossy berry]

WHAT

[lament lotus]

LMAOOOO

[glossy berry]

brother how are you real what the fuck

[empty musk]

energy drink boba is awesome

[marsh ibex]

Okay never mind you’re just chronically ignorant

[glossy berry]

that curdles milk im gonna cry

[brittle arch]

someone sold it to me it was good

[marsh ibex]

you made spoiled milk

[brittle arch]

so i tried to recreate that

[tawdry valley]

I was gonna joke about putting redbull in boba tea

[open narwhal]

what's sting

[lament lotus]

they lied to you

[glossy berry]

silksong discussion users have zero self preservation how are you drinking spoiled milk as a presumed adult

[marsh ibex]

You made and willingly ingested spoiled milk basically

[empty musk]

maximum efficiency

[tawdry valley]

Carbonated milk famously tastes like rancid milk. This sounds like another great way to get close to that

[crude oriole]

Here me out

[marsh ibex]

why would the skinny guy be the tank

[tawdry valley]

Potion of gut irritation

[brittle arch]

yeah i kinda think that in the toilet

[crude oriole]

He doesn’t look very mobile

[tawdry valley]

Caffeine, lactose, sugar

[brittle arch]

i was 16

[crude oriole]

Also, he’s covering himself with those dank robes

[open narwhal]

bigger mass lower volume higher density

[tawdry valley]

You’d feel better taking a punch to the stomach

[ember violet]

The garden gnome is not the tank

[marsh ibex]

Neither does moto moto

[glossy berry]

you were 16 and doing this shit

[lament lotus]

dude if you want a really good sugary drink go make a smoothie of your favourite fruit

[crude oriole]

Look at those small ass legs

[brittle garnet]

i would reverse tank and dps, left guy really looks like a wizard or something

[marsh ibex]

anyways unless that sort of enemy design was common in Silksong it’d like

Kinda suck

[lament lotus]

with a recipe you found on the internet

not from some random guy

[marsh ibex]

or maybe it’s meant to play on expectations

idk

[crude oriole]

I just said dps because as far as I know, he seems to be the only one with a weapon

[tawdry valley]

If doesn’t matter where the sugar comes from, fruit, industrial hellscape, or additives, it’s still sugar

[brittle arch]

you'll be suprise this might just be one of the tamest one

[crude oriole]

But he’s also the only one who isn’t just a silhouette so I’m probably wrong

[lament lotus]

dude its way better than 50 grams of sugar

[tawdry valley]

The healthiest smoothie is the fruit bowl you don’t turn into a smoothie

[glossy berry]

how did you make it to adulthood

[crude oriole]

But definitely think they represent those three main archetypes

[marsh ibex]

*Silhouette

[fiery burrow]

Thank god i've never cooked anything stupid

[crude oriole]

My fault

[glossy berry]

you made spoiled milk, shat yourself, and then decided that no

im gonna do it again but worse

[tawdry valley]

10 oranges worth of smoothie <<< 10 oranges

[open narwhal]

if you want to make a sugary drink you should boil 2 cups of water with one cup of sugar then add lemon juice when it boils to make homemade syrup

[lament lotus]

WHO THE HELL IS EATING 10 ORANGES???

[empty musk]

a smoothie adds in greek yogurt

[lament lotus]

dude if you wanted to make a smoothie youre using like 2-3 of a fruit

[open narwhal]

gurt: yo

[tawdry valley]

Exactly the problem with a smoothie “””containing 10 oranges. “””

[brittle arch]

I usually keep this a secret to my close friends, i once eat too much sunflower seeds i got sent to the hospital immediately

[empty musk]

and allows you to use cheap frozen fruit

[lament lotus]

have you made a smoothie ever

[crude oriole]

Like, I always eat the peel and you’re not allowed to put that in orange smoothies

[lament lotus]

its like 2 fruits milk and whatever the fuck

[marsh ibex]

how many sunflower seeds did you EAT?

[brittle arch]

like 4 bowls

[glossy berry]

do you have a rough number how did you manage this

[marsh ibex]

I

What

[tawdry valley]

And you’re better off actually eating the fruit. Smoothies shred the fiber which is what makes fruits less hostile sugar intake

[marsh ibex]

huh

Buh

[glossy berry]

what the fuck man huh

[lament lotus]

were they salted sunflower seeds?

[ember violet]

I would definitely eat 10 oranges if someone else were to peel them

[brittle arch]

normal, they're really good

still my favourite

[marsh ibex]

dude 4 bowls of sunflower seeds is probably the amount I’ve eaten my entire life

[glossy berry]

this is either the most distressing bait in weeks or the person with the lowest self preservation instinct ive ever met and i dont know which is worse

[atomic sparrow]

me

[marsh ibex]

How the hell do you do that in one sitting

[lament lotus]

sunflower seeds are awesome andi love them but how did you get hospitalized from only 4 bowls?

[trim estuary]

The former would be far worse

[lament lotus]

same honestly

[empty musk]

its gotta be mercury?

[brittle arch]

4 bowls a day

for like 3 days

[lament lotus]

oh that makes more sense

[glossy berry]

dude what

[lament lotus]

how big was 1 bowl

[trim estuary]

Did sunflowers start growing out of your ears or like

[brittle arch]

bowl of rice

[glossy berry]

i cant imagine ive eaten more than one bowl cumulatively

in my entire life

how did you get 12 down in half a week

[lament lotus]

ok thats ALOT of sunflower seeds

[shell yacht]

Wait when I looked away somebody was drinking spoiled milk now somebody's poisoning themself with sunflower seeds????

[glossy berry]

same person

[empty musk]

same guy

[shell yacht]

Fuckin hell

[brittle arch]

they made alot of those in vietnam

[tawdry valley]

No no, the energy milk and sunflower garden cancel each other out

[brittle arch]

its not spoiled milk 😭

[tawdry valley]

So it’s actually peak performance

[marsh ibex]

you know I thought I had poor impulse control when it comes to what I consume

[marsh ibex]

it literally is spoiled milk you spoiled the milk and drank it

irl potion of harming on yourself bro

[brittle arch]

no one taught me that

[marsh ibex]

Bro google is a free resource

[lament lotus]

so have you been hospitlized any other times from food bog

[fiery burrow]

Yogurt hater

[worldly marlin]

how much tries do yall think its gonna take

[ember violet]

Did you peel 12 bowls of sunflower seeds or was it alredy pre peeled

[marsh ibex]

At least 2

[glossy berry]

you literally made a drink designed to make your intestines go through hell. ibs in a can

what you did immediately spoils milk

[brittle arch]

nah that's the only time fortunately

[lament lotus]

ok good

[tawdry valley]

What’s the plan to beat the record

[fiery burrow]

Not nearly as bad as AbsRad

[shell yacht]

Sunflower garden bro really went out and said I think I'm going to eat soccer ball amount of seeds today

[marsh ibex]

fr you did radabsrad radkoth is not gonna be hard

[glossy berry]

i thought my hospital stories were stupid i actually cant ever say anything again

this is fucked

[lament lotus]

dude bog youre awesome

[brittle arch]

i actually care for my health to a decent level

[worldly marlin]

markoth is as bad as absrads

[glossy berry]

^ guy who drinks 2 cokes daily

[tawdry valley]

Coward

[shell yacht]

Well the dude's still here after all this stupid food so maybe he actually is

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

[brittle arch]

It was like crack and i stopped after my mom told me to

[trim estuary]

his pfp checks out now that i think about it
this took three centuries to send and powdered stole my joke thanks discord

[tawdry valley]

if he’s invincible -

[empty musk]

personally i only eat raw meat and eggs

[lament lotus]

oh so you stopped now?

[glossy berry]

congrats on quitting i guess this is astounding

[ember violet]

Bog is they type of person to discover the lethal dose of chicken nuggets

[brittle arch]

i said it before yeah, i do have coke on occasion tho

[lament lotus]

DUDE

[glossy berry]

do you have any other horror stories or

[shell yacht]

I used to drink two monsters overnight at work

[lament lotus]

cocaine or coca cola

[worldly marlin]

Im already starting to hate markoth

[brittle arch]

coca cola god damn

[lament lotus]

ok thank god

[shell yacht]

Starting to?

[glossy berry]

resting heartbeat like a jackhammer fucking hell

[tawdry valley]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-skill-issue-skill-issue-gif-24471438

[fiery burrow]

My strategy is to punish the spin attack, he's fairly fragile.

[shell yacht]

No the thing was they never did shit for me, it was weak af

[worldly marlin]

howww what

[brittle arch]

I also thought it wouldn't be that bad for my health and only a bit expensive until i do some research

[tawdry valley]

Adding that to the “steady body kicks fucking ass” pile

[lament lotus]

if you look at the nutrional values of a coca cola can its like 50 grams of sugar

your reccomended daily intake is 26 grams

[shell yacht]

If you can get him over a ledge you can just pogo the shit out of him with elegy and probably kill him during the attack

[brittle arch]

i thought the excess will find it way out

[tawdry valley]

That’s why you chug liter cans of Coke Zero

[lament lotus]

me?

[tawdry valley]

No, me

[glossy berry]

are we talking cans or bottles by the way this changes a lot about the intake

[empty musk]

try dr pepper zero its 10x better i cant go back

[brittle arch]

cans

[lament lotus]

oh i misunderstood your message

[shell yacht]

The caffeine content is ridiculously high, how bad were your whiplash headaches

[tawdry valley]

I burp and people notify the cops of gunshots

[lament lotus]

coke zero is probably way worse

[glossy berry]

okay yeah its about 40g of sugar per can of the stuff

[empty musk]

no aspartame being bad is a myth

[tawdry valley]

So much worse it’s not even funny

[fiery burrow]

Dr Pepper is better

[tawdry valley]

That shit is nuclear sludge

[glossy berry]

i ❤️ my mystery chemicals

[lament lotus]

i couldnt find a source but the sugar free sweetener causes cancer

[shell yacht]

Diet Coke is the one with aspartame zero uses something else

[brittle arch]

really ? i switched to coke zero thinking it would be better

[normal token]

Never tried Dr Pepper is it really as good as people say

[viscid wolf]

999999

[empty musk]

its a good bit better imo

[ember violet]

Doesnt everything cause cancer

[fiery burrow]

The taste is halfway between Coke and medicine

[glossy berry]

no zero uses aspartame And ace-k, not just the former like diet

[shell yacht]

It didn't used to, it's the only reason I ever drank it back when it came out

[worldly marlin]

and im never beating him (its been 9 tries)

[lament lotus]

man go drink it then if you want

[ember violet]

I dont really drink it

[brittle arch]

how is it worse than normal cok

[empty musk]

its definitely not

[ember violet]

Not sure where you live but coke is actually crazy expensive over here because we have sugar tax

[brittle arch]

i actually like it more than normal one

[brittle arch]

lmao

[fiery burrow]

Drink only hot chocolate

[lament lotus]

hot chocolate is so peak man

[brittle arch]

coke is like 0,4 buck here

[fiery burrow]

Studies show Christmas cheer wakes you up 5 times more than caffeine and sugar

[glossy berry]

literally though its one of the better hot drinks

[lament lotus]

dunkin donuts hot chocolate 🤤

[ember violet]

Sugar tax is meant to drinks not sweets

[fiery burrow]

I'm sure the stuff I'm drinking has sugar too but

[lament lotus]

if i dont know it exists its not there

[tired oyster]

aspartame is kind of unavoidable atp, even things WITH sugar in them still use aspartame a lot

[brittle arch]

how much

[glossy berry]

christmas cheer doesnt reduce your cerebral blood flow too which is a bonus

[shell yacht]

What?????

[glossy berry]

caffeine is weird

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/bah-humbug-christmas-scrooge-grumpy-upset-gif-15797783

[glossy berry]

like 250mg+ of caffeine drops the resting blood flow to your brain by about 30% its bizarre

[ember violet]

Well its not really THAT big but the prices went up

[glossy berry]

distinctly Bad for you in a whole litany of ways

[shell yacht]

Oh yeah that's why it's in a lot of headache medicine

[brittle arch]

1 buck ?

[lament lotus]

maybe hunting for your own food is healthier

[shell yacht]

Something that made me stop drinking Coke though is the fact that one Coke is like four times the dose of a normal headache medicine in caffeine

[ember violet]

People are going to buy coke no matter how much it costs so they just raised the prices and blamed it on taxes lol

[ember violet]

I dont think so

[glossy berry]

yeah no its not a good look

caffeine does also just fuck up your adenosine receptors and create physical dependency with consistent use of higher amounts too

[swift sand]

got this real niche game that yall might not have heard of

[brittle arch]

monster drink is 1,4 bucks here

[atomic sparrow]

i haven't had a drink that isn't water in like a month

maybe two or three actually

[glossy berry]

real of you actually andy water completely clears most other drinks

[shell yacht]

Yeah I'm fully caffeine free at the moment, have been for a few months. The only time I'll take any in is probably if I eat a big chocolate bar or if I have to drink hot tea for my throat

That reminds me I need to refill my water jug

[fiery burrow]

I'm not taking nutrition facts from discorders

[ember violet]

I drink mostly water and tea

[swift sand]

https://tenor.com/view/dwarf-dwarf-fortress-fun-masterdwarf-death-gif-18830319

[shell yacht]

Okay then take some from your elders, drink more water

[brittle arch]

i can never drink caffeine, that stuff got my feel really strange and i got pimples

[glossy berry]

you drink coke

[lament lotus]

had to quit tea because that shit made me sleep really little

[brittle arch]

rarely now

[fiery burrow]

meh

Sticking to one drink over the course of a day is boring

[ember violet]

I only had a few and they all tasted like ass

[brittle arch]

same for me

[glossy berry]

mhmm
caffeine keeps you awake by stimulating your peripheral nervous system and blocking off the receptors for the hormones that release melatonin in your brain

essentially cuts off your ability to feel tired

[brittle arch]

it's like sting and redbull mix together

i can do that by myself

[ember violet]

Well I didnt drink monster I meant energy drinks in general

Not to mention the very weird smell

[worldly marlin]

I hate markoth

[fiery burrow]

TIL people mix energy drinks with other stuff

[lament lotus]

Fucked Up

[brittle arch]

energy drinks came in clutch for exam season

bro i got 2 before an exam start

[lament lotus]

energy drinks with pre workout

[fiery burrow]

TIL that people drink energy drinks too

[glossy berry]

tangential but are you familiar with battery acid spaghetti

[lament lotus]

WHAT

[fiery burrow]

yeah

[shell yacht]

What the fuck is wrong with y'all

[brittle arch]

🥺

[lament lotus]

how do you get battery acid to not completely fry stuff

[ember violet]

If you need to just drink coffee

[brittle arch]

not enough power

also i did said coffe give my bad mood and stuff

[lament lotus]

fake 💔

[glossy berry]

its battery acid in name only

you get a can of monster
you put a fuckton of sour candy in there
leave it to settle for a bit

forms a solid layer of bubbles on the top that dont pop when pierced

[shell yacht]

If you're having bad reactions from caffeine and Coke and coffee what do you think all the energy roots in a energy drink are going to do

[lament lotus]

oh i thought it was actual battery acid

[brittle arch]

only from caffeine for me

[glossy berry]

Bad for you
lie down for 2 hours with a stomachache and regret kinda deal

[lament lotus]

shit probably formed streaks on their tongue

[ember violet]

How does it give you bad mood? You're ok with energy drinks which are just worse

[brittle arch]

what is bro brewing

[fiery burrow]

See now hot chocolate has no problem mixing with other candies like mints and chocolates

[glossy berry]

it reacts with your stomach acid

[lament lotus]

oh god

[glossy berry]

maybe contender for best post on that website tbh
hell on earth

[lament lotus]

gastric reflux incarnate

[ember violet]

7 years old me making potions in the bathroom mixing shampoo with shower gel

[fiery burrow]

what happens if you boil battery acid

[lament lotus]

i dont theres a pot which can handle battery acid

[ember violet]

How does mixing energy drinks with candy makes something so bad

[glossy berry]

basically just fills your digestive tract Entirely with gas that burns to exist in you

worse than gastric reflux

[fiery burrow]

google doesn't have the answer

[open narwhal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/442709792839172099/1138359855074254909/togif-5.gif

[brittle arch]

boom

i mean its acid

[lament lotus]

ok i get the battery acid in the name now

[cunning geode]

well now it is because 4chan is going under

[lament lotus]

thats tumblr

[cunning geode]

yeah in the picture

[lament lotus]

oh wait

[glossy berry]

the mix of flavourings and acids in both monster and sour candy creates a reaction that both:

• creates a thick layer of acid on the top of the drink
• covers the original candy in a sort of mucus

[brittle arch]

it's 4chan

[glossy berry]

just a reaction between a whole lot of chemicals in both substances

[brittle arch]

the website's 3503958th data leaks

[heady iron]

4chan got back online and changed its ui drastically

The takedown was all a hoax guys

[ember violet]

Good

[lament lotus]

oh lmao

[ember violet]

Im glad 4chan is ok

[lament lotus]

it was just server maintence

[brittle arch]

same but i never use it

[lament lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/gotg-what-chris-pratt-starlord-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-11287925

[ember violet]

I dont use it either but its nice to have them in one place

[lament lotus]

ok fair enough

[glossy berry]

okay true yeah
the bleedthrough into the internet community as a whole would be catastrophic

[fiery burrow]

jail

[cunning geode]

guys i think he was lying 👹

[fiery burrow]

on the INTERNET?!

[glossy berry]

or the government based on some of the leaked moderator email addresses

[glossy berry]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-internet-tell-lies-buster-lie-gif-4986649

[heady iron]

Arthur the show is older than 90% of this server

[normal token]

No one in the internet spreads misinfo, right?

[brittle arch]

who tf pushed 30 and still here

[glossy berry]

it turns 30 next year yeah T-T

[fiery burrow]

That guy

[glossy berry]

they would never dont worry
nobody would lie for any reason dw about it

[fiery burrow]

You know who you are

[lament lotus]

everyone 30 is dead

[open narwhal]

i miss

[fiery burrow]

There are multiple guys actually

[brittle arch]

yeah i eat instant noodle everyday

[glossy berry]

just dust and bones at that point

[brittle arch]

miracle if i live pass 25

[normal token]

Oh cool
So is Silksong releasing in 5 minutes?

[glossy berry]

uhh let me get back to you on that rq

[lament lotus]

not going to go over this again but instant noodle not good

[brittle arch]

true but i really hate rice

[glossy berry]

yeagh

[fiery burrow]

who the heck hates rice

[normal token]

Yay :D

[heady iron]

My stomach is making a grumbly

[fiery burrow]

thats the food. I can't think of a more food-like food

[shell yacht]

I don't particularly like rice

[heady iron]

that only silksong can satisfy

[shell yacht]

Bread

[cunning geode]

bread and rice

[normal token]

Mine did too as you sent that lol

[brittle arch]

yeah it's crazy i'm Asia but i really want to avoid rice

[lament lotus]

fatty

[glossy berry]

his ass would not make it through the winter a century back

literally The staple crop in half the world

[shell yacht]

Oh right I prepped this pork and made this nasty smelling sauce and I never actually made lunch

And now it's too late for lunch

[glossy berry]

ah </3

[lament lotus]

salvage it

[cunning geode]

the staple human foods:
bread, rice, and kimchi

[lament lotus]

wash the sauce off

[brittle arch]

there's other half of the world

[shell yacht]

I just hope when it Cooks it doesn't smell that bad, I don't hate this sauce but it smells atrocious

The base for the sauce is usually soy sauce but a good substitute is Worcestershire

And I hate the way it smells

[lament lotus]

wash the sauce off

[cunning geode]

worcestershire smells so good though

[lament lotus]

i pray to find the day i can find worcestershire sauce near me so i can hear the rave about it

[shell yacht]

You can probably order some

Or I can mail you the rest of mine because I don't want it

[lament lotus]

no thank you

[brittle arch]

give it to the pigs

[lament lotus]

give it to the bugs

[glossy berry]

its pretty good tbh
smells far worse than it tastes

can recommend if you can get a hold on it

[brittle arch]

maybe give it to your cat ?

[shell yacht]

Definitely not

[lament lotus]

DO NOT GIVE SAUCES TO YOUR CAT

[ember violet]

I dont understand how can people hate things like bread pasta rice or potatoes that's literally the basic food everyone eats

[shell yacht]

And there's no pigs around here, oh maybe I can feed it to the bear

I know what I can and can't give my cat lol

[brittle arch]

true

[open narwhal]

First we s then we kong, skong

[shell yacht]

No brain cells

[brittle arch]

worst thing i gave my dog are chicken bones

he ate them all

one time that was bad

[shell yacht]

Oh 3% battery bye

[brittle arch]

my mom said it was fine until i did some research

[glossy berry]

im glad the copious risks on your wellbeing extend to the animals around you too thats good

[lament lotus]

[brittle arch]

I really love him so i don't feed him that ever gain

i bought him a plastic chew toy

he doesn't like it much

[full rune]

feeding your dog microplastics

[rustic ore]

yum i love microplastics

[brittle arch]

idk if its plastic

[rustic ore]

yummy yummy in my bloodstream

[brittle arch]

it's kinda hard

is it not good?

[heady iron]

Eat it yourself to test it out

[brittle arch]

why would I or my dog eat it

can't even fit it in my mouth

[heady iron]

tasti

[brittle arch]

anyway he doesn't like it

[rustic ore]

do yall think ants would play snooker if they had thumbs

[glossy berry]

one can only hope

[shell yacht]

Okay I had to come back because I sensed something and have a stupid story to tack on to this my cousin would let their dog tear apart and completely eat the rubber plastic squeaky toys, I don't know how he didn't fucking die within a year of being alive because in his first two years he ate three fucking squeaky toys whole

Ok bye 2%

[rustic ore]

powder

answer my question

[shell yacht]

Deja vu

[rustic ore]

only you have the answers

[shell yacht]

What question

[rustic ore]

this one

[shell yacht]

I don't understand the question

[rustic ore]

would ants play pool if they could

[shell yacht]

Probably not it's an inefficient waste of time

[rustic ore]

would they use little sticks

[rustic ore]

[shell yacht]

If ants were bigger I don't think they would start doing recreational stuff I think they just start tearing apart bigger things

[rustic ore]

bees totally would tho

[shell yacht]

Oh hell yeah they dance all day, they're all for nonsense activities

[heady iron]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-waggle-dance-bumble-bumblebee-gif-21989682

[brittle arch]

yeah suprisingly small bees do have feeling but crocodile do not

i want to see a tame crocodile

[tawdry valley]

Grab a shovel

[brittle arch]

i don't wan't to get barrel role

[tawdry valley]

Wdym

[brittle arch]

deathroll or sth

in which crocodile touch you and spin

[shell yacht]

Roll*

And don't worry you'll just lose an arm or something

[tawdry valley]

That’s what the shovel is for

[shell yacht]

I thought you were telling them to dig up a dad one

[obsidian owl]

digging up a dad crocodile is cruel wtf

he just chilling

[chilly crane]

haha dead

[tawdry valley]

Who said Jack shit about digging

Alligator taming any%

[shell yacht]

I wonder if that will work on the bear

If I see it I'll test it out for y'all

[tawdry valley]

Black bear yes, grizzly if it’s not hungry and not protecting cubs, toothpick for the polar bear

I have a frayed and old notebook full of field notes on the subject from personal experience

[shell yacht]

Why the hell are you swinging shovels at bears

[tired mist]

hope there is official mod support on silksong

[tawdry valley]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress-2-tf2-meet-the-soldier-soldier-meet-the-team-gif-5973890219255947351

[shell yacht]

Most definitely not lol

Okay 1% battery actually have to go now bye

[chilly crane]

didnt that get cancelled

[normal token]

Let the community do their thing

[tawdry valley]

If the soldier gif is the last thing you saw, does that mean you got market gardened

[leaden delta]

what the fuck is sanctuary even about

[tired mist]

they posted that they're looking for testers today

[chilly crane]

j

[tawdry valley]

Oh hi future

[leaden delta]

hi

[worldly marlin]

[glossy berry]

i dont see any world where thats happening unfortunately

[uneven kernel]

Yall is this real??? Silksong is coming???

[glossy berry]

youre a couple weeks late but yea

2025

[lucid holly]

Chat I’ve got a metaphysical theory

I like to call it Eagles meta positional theory:
it goes that Hotel California by the Eagles is in contention for the best song of all time, but simultaneously not the best eagles song

Make it make sense

[tawdry valley]

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wtff-cat-confused-orange-gif-25858653

[glossy berry]

what

[chilly crane]

queries?

[vivid belfry]

Listen I'm not gonna pretend that I understand this specifically

But I do get it

[fiery burrow]

do you fw the regular recording or the hell frozen over version

[tawdry valley]

Is the question: can a band make a song that’s “best” in different contexts

[vivid belfry]

It's like how a game can place higher in an overall list than a yearly list

The difference is staying power

Which is not something you value in the moment

[fiery burrow]

Like, regular appeal vs band-specific appeal

[tawdry valley]

I was thinking of if a song had importance to the actual band

Like identity wise

Success is a bad measurement for a songs quality because lots of popular songs are considered slop within their genre

[lucid holly]

See yall get it

Like I think that hotel California is their 3rd best song

Even though it is out of band context their best song

[tawdry valley]

We think we do. But it’s more a problem with the word “best” because ultimately what that quantifies is subjective, even for things with objective criteria

[lucid holly]

See that one’s easy I am the one valid and objective opinion in the universe

[tired mist]

hardest thing would be to moderate content

[tawdry valley]

If you mean that hotel California is the most POPULAR song, but not the band’s most enjoyable(to you) or most impressive song, then that’s you disagreeing with broad-appeal being a good metric for quality

[lucid holly]

I’m not really saying that I mean that within my own opinion I simultaneously hold the opinion that hotel California is one of the best songs of all time but not the eagles top song

[tawdry valley]

I think one of the best rap lyricists out there is MF doom. At the same time, listening to a MF doom song and trying to actually understand what the fuck he’s talking about is like listening to someone sing Shakespeare

[lucid holly]

It’s just a weird bit of cognitive dissonance I hold that I thinks interesting

[tawdry valley]

Like yeah it’s a great job, but I’m trying to jam out, not think critically

[lucid holly]

I can’t even true react you because you still have blocked

lol

[tawdry valley]

lol mb

[lucid holly]

But yea my observation has nothing to do with song popularity now I’m trying to find out why I think that

I’m almost certain it’s because I hold sentimental value to other eagles song

[tawdry valley]

That’s a perfectly valid metric to measure music with

[lucid holly]

Also I just wanna say how peak hotel California is

Mandatory listening for all English speakers and/or people with ears

[tawdry valley]

Music is inherently subjective because it’s meant to illicit emotion, sentimental attachment thus defines your perception of that song

[unborn dome]

gipsy king’s Spanish version is better

[lucid holly]

Haven’t heard it

I’ll listen to it now

This is so peak as a native Spanish speaker

[opaque sigil]

I imagine everyone has heard hotel California at least once

[lucid holly]

New poll idea

[tawdry valley]

A hot take is that I think the best movie and videogame scores are explicitly way better than the best casually listenable songs

[opaque sigil]

Outer wilds ost:

[tawdry valley]

I ALSO think that if you listen to videogame ost music casually and exclusively, that you’ve got dogshit music taste

[lucid holly]

The Spanish remix doesn’t have the hard ass solo

[fiery burrow]

Don't worry I spice it up with anime openings

[lucid holly]

Perish

If you only listen to video game ost and or anime/show songs you are a nut case

[tawdry valley]

Videogame/movie music is amazing because in the context of the stories they’re telling,
they’re supporting or defining the emotional tone of the experience.

City of tears is a cute little piano piece irl, but it has comically more gravitas when you hear it for the first time
staring out the window into the city, and when it swells as you leave the building

[rustic ore]

April has been the Month of Happening it seems cus what the fuck is going on

[marsh ibex]

nerd

[fiery burrow]

elitist much?

[lucid holly]

Nope

[lucid holly]

You are just depriving yourself of the vast quantities of other musics

[tawdry valley]

I mean you still gotta open your perceptions more

[lucid holly]

It’s the same as disregarding music because it came from anime or video games

[tawdry valley]

It’s not bad to enjoy them, it’s also not a requirement to discover your actual music taste through experimentation

Although personally if the Spotify algorithm is your only doorway into new music, you’re definitely insane

[fiery burrow]

that was a joke (ragebait in #sk-discussion terms)

[rustic ore]

personally i use soundcloud

[lucid holly]

Also most video game music evokes a similar range of motifs and emotions but that’s a whole other thing

[tawdry valley]

Nah

[lucid holly]

Live music is so peak go to your local music shows

[tawdry valley]

Live music is great yeah

[unborn dome]

best music is slurpcore

[lucid holly]

Someone finally said it

[tawdry valley]

But videogame music isn’t all soulslike sad piano ™️

[lucid holly]

Oh for sure

[rustic ore]

thats only half of it

the other half is pokemon

[tawdry valley]

All videogame music can be defined as soulslike or Pokemon

Name a ost

[runic atlas]

Why was I about to say that it was may

[unborn dome]

cruelty squad sewer music

[tawdry valley]

Pokemon

[lucid holly]

But I feel that music for video games tend to evoke much simpler motifs, which is great in context but it doesnt try to do otherwise

[fiery burrow]

Random Gods

[tawdry valley]

Soulslike

[unborn dome]

are you sure?

[lucid holly]

Invisible - Duran Duran

[tawdry valley]

No, no clue what that game is

[lucid holly]

Cruelty squad

[tawdry valley]

Threat music in rainworld is usually Pokemon

[cobalt stag]

thats partially why ost's are on average worse or at least stand weaker as a piece of art

[marsh ibex]

Yes

[lucid holly]

Eh I don’t necessarily agree with that

[fiery burrow]

Drastic FM

[tawdry valley]

OSTs are conjoined with their games, and yes they’re often simpler because they aren’t actually the point

Music shouldn’t distract from the experience.

[lucid holly]

It’s kinda unfair to evaluate scores from other media without the other media

[lucid holly]

Yea 100% that’s what I mean

[tawdry valley]

But then I show you a shitty 2d beatem up game that’s backed by a whole fucking band

[lucid holly]

They aren’t gonna hit you with hotel California type stuff mid fight

Except for risk of rain

[tawdry valley]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8BJbCPkOBQ

[rustic ore]

Hollow Knight? Soulslike.
Terraria? Pokemon.
Warframe? Soulslike.
Monster Hunter, despite not being particularly comical, is Pokemon.

[tawdry valley]

The rocketbirds OST is better than the fucking videogame and I’m not joking

[rustic ore]

Minecraft: Soulslike

[lucid holly]

I’ve got the perfect Pokémon souls like combo

Queenswalk

[fiery burrow]

Ace Combat 7 left me pretty flabbergasted at the OST in-game

[tawdry valley]

The discs are Pokemon, otherwise yes

Except for that one those two

[lucid holly]

Also I think queenswalk is a perfect representation of music in videogames

[formal marsh]

what

this doesnt even make sense

[fiery burrow]

drowned out by the sound of 500 beetles dying

[tawdry valley]

Name a videogame

[lucid holly]

It doesn’t really hold up as a solo piece it’s a bit too droning, but in the context of escaping with the heart of a dying god it’s perfect

[formal marsh]

i dont understand how counter strike is menus

[lucid holly]

It’s menus

[tawdry valley]

You click heads and you mostly strategize in the buy phase

[lucid holly]

Also if anyone here has done the last wish they know exactly what I mean

[rustic ore]

Constant opening chests and selecting weapons and loadouts and queueing for matches and shit

[tawdry valley]

That’s literally the core of counterstrike. Buying guns and utility as a team

[formal marsh]

i may or may not have sold my soul

[rustic ore]

Menus

[tawdry valley]

Undertale is menus

[languid tusk]

what is a menus

[formal marsh]

no yeah obviously undertale is menus

its turn based

[unborn dome]

fortnite has a mix of soulslike (ghost girl screaming in forest mix) and pokemon (coral chorus)

[tawdry valley]

@languid tusk

[fiery burrow]

Chicory

[tawdry valley]

Fortnite is menus

[fiery burrow]

Minimal parkour and minimal menus

[tawdry valley]

Chicory is menus

[brittle garnet]

Chicory is parkour

[tawdry valley]

But specifically the kids menu menu

[lucid holly]

Also I would pay money to forget how to do the last wish raid and be able to figure it out and or learn it again

[tawdry valley]

Because you color everything in with crayon

[brittle garnet]

Hollow knight is parkour

[rustic ore]

Warframe, despite jumping around a lot, is menus.

[fiery burrow]

Chicory has no parkour

[tawdry valley]

Is team fortress 2 menus or parkour

[lucid holly]

Except with gauss

[brittle garnet]

TF2 is parkour

[tawdry valley]

At its core it’s an item menu game. Realistically it’s mostly parkour

[rustic ore]

Both TF2s are parkour.

[lucid holly]

Ultra kill is parkour

[rustic ore]

Now you're getting it

[lucid holly]

I’ve always got it

Apex legends is menus btw

[tawdry valley]

Hats, class selection, item loadouts, the engineer class, most UI elements, taunts

I think tf2 is menus

[brittle garnet]

Monster hunter is menus

[fiery burrow]

You think you know parkour until you get the jackhammer and then you have true parkour

[unborn dome]

I like how despite having a lot of parkour terraria is menus

[tawdry valley]

Terraria is definitely menus

[lucid holly]

Yea for sure

Zenith recipe

[fiery burrow]

The menu is the wiki you browse while in your AFK farm

[tawdry valley]

It’s so menu, most people actually read the majority of a third party website to play

[languid tusk]

silk-song will properly be parkour

[tawdry valley]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-high-five-air-five-slap-pound-it-gif-14106750463121598823

[versed pollen]

To be honest Minecraft doesn't particularly strike me as a decisively parkour game

[brittle garnet]

Tunic is parkour despite not even being able to jump

[tawdry valley]

Nah. We have crests and quests now. It’s gonna be menus

[brittle garnet]

Thats not enough to make it menus

[tawdry valley]

Don’t you have to translate a lot in that game or something? Sounds like menus

[brittle garnet]

Not at all

[tawdry valley]

Just you wait till hornet has to start doing lock pick puzzles

[tawdry valley]

nvm then

[rustic ore]

Menus, Menus, Parkour, Menus, Parkour, Menus, Menus, Menus, Menus, Menus, Parkour, Parkour, Menus, Menus, Menus

[tawdry valley]

Nah, Elden ring is menus

[brittle garnet]

Also a game being menus doesnt mean it has a lot of menus

[tawdry valley]

Specifically Elden ring and not other soulslikes

[warm violet]

wait sorry whats pharloom

[brittle garnet]

A game is menus when the menus are the point of the game

[tawdry valley]

Silksong’s hallownest

[formal marsh]

silksong kingdom

[warm violet]

ohh ok

[fiery burrow]

my eyes

[tawdry valley]

Rivals probably isn’t menus

And that’s like 80% because of spider man

[warm violet]

i know nothing about silksong i blocked everything years ago for my own sanity

[unborn dome]

rivals is menus

[fiery burrow]

Silksong is parkour

[warm violet]

i didn't beleiev me friend when she told me about the direct

[tawdry valley]

I envy you. Also it’s coming out this year

[verbal ocean]

its not

[main jolt]

its literally confirmed bro what

[tawdry valley]

Is silksong discourse menus or parkour

[warm violet]

i actually stayed on the subreddit buyt assumed everything was a silkpost

[unborn dome]

desert bus despite being incredibly boring falls under parkour

[marsh ibex]

where’s the mid tag

[verbal ocean]

it was confirmed for liek 2023 before aswell

[tawdry valley]

Menus because it’s only internet discourse. But I think parkour because you constantly make leaps in logic

[rustic ore]

theyre all different layouts and i despise it

[main jolt]

theres a lot more evidence behind this release window

[warm violet]

no that was x-box without any team cherry input

[verbal ocean]

❌

[tawdry valley]

There is though

[verbal ocean]

i know,,,

im just doubting, but bad

[unborn dome]

we have like 155 days maximum

[verbal ocean]

anyway its not coming out

[carmine island]

No deltarune demo (deltarune in 48 tomorrows)

[rustic ore]

gaze upon your screen, and weep knowing there is none.

[normal token]

The xbox release window was legit, they just realized it wasn't ready by the end of it

[main jolt]

the Xbox window was just because they wanted a date but Silksongs ideas broadened, delaying the game for more content

[warm violet]

can't wait for silkson shen im 50]

[main jolt]

yeah DJ knows whats up ‼️

[fiery burrow]

The last window was real it was confirmed to be real.

This one is also real

[marsh ibex]

I weep knowing that your heart aches and you have not yet found the salve to allay those pains

[tawdry valley]

Underneath the swill of “its so over”
you will find a bellowing, and invincible, “we’re so back” within yourself

[fiery burrow]

Neither of them were/are immune to delays

[main jolt]

not exactly but I understand the concern for this window

[marsh ibex]

I’m immune to delays

[normal token]

Say that again

[carmine island]

This keeps me going in life the one reason I don’t give up

[tawdry valley]

Are you sure

[main jolt]

trust, SS WILL release and I will stand by that 🐐

[rustic ore]

youve been misled into believing that my heart aches at all.
there is no salve, for there is no pain.
i am dulled to the very idea.

[marsh ibex]

if there is no pain, then the hurt runs deep

[rustic ore]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/397062813949886466/1222709041818632304/IMG_3679.gif

[carmine island]

This whole thread of replies just “you’re hurt because I said so” with ennea responding “Nuh uh”

[tawdry valley]

How is he moving so fast

[carmine island]

Speed potion

[rustic ore]

Surpassed.

[tawdry valley]

Someone contain that man

[normal token]

Update 2.0.2.0 had a new glitch

[tawdry valley]

Idk, looks like a bannable offense

Definitely not allowed to do the necromancy either

[normal token]

It is the but the admins don't really give a fuck

[carmine island]

I feel like that’s not how patched and updates work but I don’t know enough to say anything

[hollow patrol]

Guys tell me what you think
I was in an argument with a dude who was saying he doesn't want Silksong to have the equivalent of p5

[opaque sigil]

but what is outer wilds

[rustic ore]

idk i havent played it

[tawdry valley]

He’s a nerd

[hollow patrol]

My braincells individually hurt

[normal token]

In the update they made some changes and said changes caused glitches

[rustic ore]

i assume menus.

[marsh ibex]

surpass deez nuts

I have relapsed

[tawdry valley]

Idc if it doesn’t have an achievement or pantheon tied to it, but I at minimum want a Hall of gods equivalent

[normal token]

Same, just a way to refight bosses is good enough for me

[opaque sigil]

hall of gods equivalent would be nice enough

[rustic ore]

the penultimate nuh uh

[hollow patrol]

P5 was the best part, I want it in silksong tbh

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/legendary-finish-vaporization-gif-27341827

[carmine island]

What makes a game menus or parkour?

[fiery burrow]

Outer Wilds is menus

[tawdry valley]

Yeah

[main jolt]

I hope Silksong gets dlc like Hollow Knight did

[hollow patrol]

Wha-

[fiery burrow]

Reading is menus

[tawdry valley]

What’s confusing. Name a game

[carmine island]

Deltarune

[hollow patrol]

Batman arkham

Wait I think get it

[opaque sigil]

That’s barely a game

[tawdry valley]

Menus. You pick gadgets, solve riddler puzzles, etc

[hollow patrol]

W h a t

[main jolt]

Deltarune is menus but not in a bad way bc deltarune is jus so peak

[tawdry valley]

Like half that game is fucking hacking doors

[rustic ore]

menus = its reliance on either menus, chats, puzzles, dialogue, reading comprehension, etc.
parkour = instead has a major focus on movement over the need to comprehend what objects do, or what things do. go in, go forth, and jump on shit.

[hollow patrol]

B R UH

[carmine island]

This yellow fellow is rather agreeable

[hollow patrol]

Then batman is parkour

[rustic ore]

Dunno; haven't played

[tawdry valley]

Bruh these nuts. You destroy radio towers by hitting square 3 times and watching a cutscene 3 times, and you do that 7 times

[hollow patrol]

Maybe asylum only is menus

[main jolt]

im a yellow fellow of course my takes are cold

[tawdry valley]

I haven’t played the new ones. But whatever Batman game I played was fun Batman combat (mashing square and triangle) and menus

[carmine island]

Lego Batman for the ds was peak

I’m not even joking

[rustic ore]

Menus.

[main jolt]

DUDE YES

[hollow patrol]

Agreed

[tawdry valley]

No contest

[hollow patrol]

Celeste is the ultimate parkours

[main jolt]

I used to do the ground pound attack for way too long

[rustic ore]

Parkour

[tawdry valley]

All social deduction games are menus, the only one to toe the line is deceit but it’s still menus

[versed pollen]

Celeste is menus because I said so

[hollow patrol]

I love how you can't even jump

[tawdry valley]

Uhh, yeah tbh

[main jolt]

holy wrong

[tawdry valley]

It’s parkour because you keep moving

[hollow patrol]

The least menu game ever lmao

[normal token]

What type of game is Elden Ring?

[rustic ore]

menus.

[versed pollen]

Holy fuck I'll kill you

[chilly crane]

Shoes are evil

[fiery burrow]

Its like trying to find a class that doesn't fit into support/tank/dps

[rustic ore]

I said parkour, DDX says menus.

[tawdry valley]

Its one of two menu soulslikes

The other menu soulslike is armored core

[main jolt]

holy fuck you cant kill colors

[hollow patrol]

That's cus the definition of support is anything that isn't tank or dps

[formal marsh]

why his face so big

[versed pollen]

Doesn't really matter considering that you're a fellow

[hollow patrol]

Because

[tawdry valley]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-evil-evil-smile-big-smile-fake-smile-gif-10706970141610221313

[formal marsh]

big ass face

[hollow patrol]

Wait are you really playing Undertale blind?

[rustic ore]

parkour isnt just jumping
also ETG is very reliant on dodging and rolling and bullet hell avoiding. sure the guns have descriptions but you can just graba gun and go ham. that's all you need to know.

[versed pollen]

I'm not so sure I would say AC6 is a Souls-like tbh

[formal marsh]

no i know the plot
im just playing it for the first time

[tawdry valley]

It’s pretty close but that’s fair.

[rustic ore]

Yeah AC is just a Fromsoft game

but it IS menus.

[formal marsh]

also this is my third run (first was neutral, second was genocide, this will be pacifist)

[versed pollen]

Definitely menus

[hollow patrol]

I know I just found it funny that a game where you can't jump is considered parkour

[normal token]

Sekiro?

[opaque sigil]

parkour

[rustic ore]

parkour ^

[tawdry valley]

All of gungeon is holding M1 on the badguy and moving around

[hollow patrol]

Every single deck building roguelike is menus

[tawdry valley]

The only menu is the shop and some items

[tawdry valley]

Balatro is parkour

[fiery burrow]

guh?

[tawdry valley]

It’s bait

[hollow patrol]

I don't even know how to respond to that

[tawdry valley]

Every deckbuilder is menus for sure yeah

[opaque sigil]

wrong

[versed pollen]

Balatro is parkour and Celeste is menus what don't you get

[rustic ore]

League is menus

[opaque sigil]

I will not elaborate whatsoever

[tawdry valley]

Risk of rain 2 is parkour

[hollow patrol]

I love the super secret joker that turns the game into a precision platformer

[normal token]

Whatever you say grandma

[rustic ore]

Genshin, despite being a heavy exploration-focused game, is menus

[tawdry valley]

Every team/party rpg is menus

[fiery burrow]

No one knows what the heck this is

[chilly crane]

Ror2 is awesome

[opaque sigil]

that's the point

[hollow patrol]

Chess is menus

[rustic ore]

Chess is parkour

[tawdry valley]

Chess is parkour

[hollow patrol]

even irl chess

[opaque sigil]

not really? tales of arise is pretty parkour imo

[marsh ibex]

How dare you

[fiery burrow]

Not doing a very good job of recommending it

[hollow patrol]

I love how the hollowcord hive mind kicked in lmao

[opaque sigil]

not trying to

[normal token]

2v1

[tawdry valley]

The horse is doing backflips over whole castles

[hollow patrol]

LMAO

[warped rock]

play inscryption i beg of you

[main jolt]

5D chess is ultraparkour

[hollow patrol]

I, in fact, played inscryption

[tawdry valley]

Chess is parkour

Inscription is peak but also menus

[opaque sigil]

monster hunter is menus unless you use insect glaive, sns, or db

[carmine island]

I love cooking eggs because I’ve got this small frying pan I can just put two eggs in and it makes a perfect circle

[warped rock]

first act has no menu third act has no menu so really where are the menus you are talking about

[fiery burrow]

So its bad

[hollow patrol]

First act is a menu itself

[tawdry valley]

It’s literally all fucking menus

[hollow patrol]

Third too

[tawdry valley]

Next you’ll say Pokemon is parkour

[opaque sigil]

nah

[versed pollen]

You already lost give it up

[rustic ore]

MH is menus because the main method of doing damage is crafting and slotting and theorycrafting sets.

Regardless of what weapon you use

[fiery burrow]

MHGU is menus because the only thing I look forward to is saving and quitting.

[tawdry valley]

Every Glaive build is built on menus yeah

[hollow patrol]

Doom is menus you always open the menus to choose the weapon

[tawdry valley]

Doom is parkour actually

[rustic ore]

Doom is parkour

[tawdry valley]

Literally every doom is parkour

[normal token]

Titanfall 2 is parkour I presume

[hollow patrol]

You two pick a side 😭

[tawdry valley]

Stop being wrong dawg

[rustic ore]

Parkour indeed

So is Team Fortress 2

[tawdry valley]

If you have a grapple hook and aren’t a parkour game then something went very wrong

[hollow patrol]

So TF2 is parkour

[versed pollen]

Terraria:

[opaque sigil]

or very right

[tawdry valley]

I still think tf2 is menus because of how much of the game is class selection and items

[hollow patrol]

Everyone knows terraria went very wrong

[versed pollen]

Terraria is definitely the former

[languid tusk]

we're still talking about parkour and menus

[rustic ore]

yeah gimme a game

[tawdry valley]

Yeah WE are, what are you doin

[rustic ore]

Cyberpunk is menus

[languid tusk]

reading comics

[formal marsh]

???????????????

[tawdry valley]

Yeah and terraria’s grapple hook is a pain in the ass

[opaque sigil]

cyberpunk is absolutely menus

[tawdry valley]

Is the comic menus or parkour

[carmine island]

Am I menus?

[normal token]

Yes

[rustic ore]

Muffin I think you are menus

[tawdry valley]

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