sk-discussion

[shell stream]

mids kinda overselling it

[kindred pewter]

Darkstalker book was SO PEAK

[chilly crane]

Yeah like their studio went down the generic indie shooter direction kinda sucks

[rapid abyss]

All the legends books are so fire cus they actually finish every arc and storyline

[bleak jackal]

tone tags exist i have a screen reader

[shell stream]

it was a pretty disastrous launch

[formal marsh]

reminds me of how in the omori OST there are the actual songs but also the ambient tracks like the one where basil is going crazy

[kindred pewter]

actually true 😭

[shell stream]

seemed to me like they ran out of money and had to panic release. I suspect gearbox management didn't help

[chilly crane]

What is a tone tag

[rocky flicker]

What’s a screen reader

[bleak jackal]

/j /sr

[kindred pewter]

will there be an arc 4 or will it just be legends book??

[solemn juniper]

Hello Mae!! :D

[shell stream]

or whatever, "ARC games", gearbox rebranded themselves

[rapid abyss]

If i had a dollar for every wof romance that gets started in the characters own book then never really finished i could probably buy undertale

[heady iron]

r/fuckthes

[bleak jackal]

it reads out the messages for visually challenged people

[kindred pewter]

wait a subreddit like this exists?

[cyan forum]

@bleak jackal you ok man?

[bleak jackal]

yes

[rocky flicker]

Is it fuckthese cut off or is it fuck the letter S in particular

[bleak jackal]

thanks for asking

[cyan forum]

sure

[glossy berry]

actually heartbreaking icl at least i can pretend things other than hld dont exist

[formal marsh]

its fuck the /s

[heady iron]

I always use /srs to add a layer of irony to my ragebait

[rapid abyss]

I never ragebait /srs

[chilly crane]

Hld is a genuine life changing experience I’ve replayed it 8 times

[rocky flicker]

I can never tell if /s is sarcastic or serious I’ve seen it used as both

[woeful matrix]

yo new ragebait tech dropped im stealing this

[kindred pewter]

I always ragebait/srsj

[formal marsh]

its sarcastic

[rocky flicker]

But /srs exists

[rapid abyss]

Half life dead

[rocky flicker]

But also /j exists

So what the fuck is the point of /s

[cyan forum]

/hj is rlly good

[rapid abyss]

/j is mid

[normal token]

I have anonymous sources that have the real silksong release date /srs

[rapid abyss]

/sybau is my fav

[shell stream]

sarcasm is different from joking. But also /j is for dweebs

[kindred pewter]

what the hell is /sybau

[strange gulch]

/d is good

[rocky flicker]

But like in the sense that you’re using tone you could almost always use /j

Because the point of it is to indicate tone

[bleak jackal]

||shut your bitch ass up||

[rapid abyss]

Feels like someone snickering after their own quip and then going like “heh just a little joke”

[shell stream]

joking tone and sarcastic tone are two different things when spoken

[rocky flicker]

But we aren’t speaking we typing

[cyan forum]

you are so special toast

[shell stream]

thats why we have a tone indicator, yes

[rapid abyss]

Umm ruuude

[marsh ibex]

which is why tone tags exist

[bleak jackal]

sybau means that

[surreal remnant]

sybau

[rocky flicker]

Ok give me an example of where /j could be used but not /s

[normal token]

I use tone tags around people I'm not really familiar with

[heady iron]

What do idk and idc mean

[rapid abyss]

Thats what emojis are for

[woeful matrix]

wow thats not a nice thing to say to people

[normal token]

I don't know and I don't care

[rocky flicker]

I don’t know and I don’t care

[surreal remnant]

idk and idc

[rapid abyss]

💔 😭 🪫 ✌️

[heady iron]

Wow ok rude

[marsh ibex]

do you really need an example of when you’re joking but not being sarcastic

[bleak jackal]

what is this

[rocky flicker]

Over text yes

[kindred pewter]

In what kinda situation do you use /sybau

[shell stream]

any time you tell a joke that isn't built on irony. /j isn't exactly a useful indicator

[rapid abyss]

What do you call a 3 humped camel? ||pregnant!|| /j

[shell stream]

since like, its only really confusing if its sarcasm instead of any other kind of humor

[bleak jackal]

'you're so corny' - 'sybau'

[rocky flicker]

Yeah but that doesn’t need any tone indicator

[shell stream]

indeed!

[rapid abyss]

Yes it does

[kindred pewter]

I FUCKING HATE YOU/j

You're kinda funny/s

[heady iron]

Anyway I have autism and I say needing tone tags are a skill issue

[rocky flicker]

Because a tone indicator should be used when it could be misconstrued

[formal marsh]

i think /ly is actually useful sometimes (to indicate song lyrics)

[cyan forum]

this could all be fixed if people on discord had social antennae

[rocky flicker]

Those could be switched

[formal marsh]

hello? based department?

[rapid abyss]

I can tell tone just by reading words

[woeful matrix]

ive only seen /j /s

[strange gulch]

OR you could just type like THIS to make people KNOW what words you're stressing (man I don't wanna type like that)

[rapid abyss]

Have you guys seen that one key and peele skit

[rocky flicker]

That’s a great idea

[shell stream]

it's usually easy enough to just phrase your sentences differently

[formal marsh]

i cant but i can ask people what they meant which is a very important life skill

[woeful matrix]

maybe theres like a million

[rapid abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/key-and-peele-texting-shocked-jordan-peele-keegan-michael-key-gif-3829914

[bleak jackal]

sadly screan readers dont read bolden words

[rapid abyss]

This one

[rocky flicker]

Now chat was I gonna use /srs or /s put your answer in the comments below

[rapid abyss]

I would never ask for anything

Not the assertive type me

[rocky flicker]

You just go to a restaurant and sit for 3 hours and then leave

[shell stream]

waiter spits in your food and you say "thanks"

[rapid abyss]

Ive never gone to a restaurant/s

[rocky flicker]

Why would you do that that’s disgusting I’d make a scene

[shell stream]

not the assertive type me

[woeful matrix]

crazy

[rapid abyss]

But i could be brought food that i hate and am allergic to and id still rather eat it than get a waiter and admit its not what i ordered /srs

[rocky flicker]

What?

[formal marsh]

bro what

[rapid abyss]

Oh sorry i shouldve

[solemn juniper]

Girl, talk more </3

[glossy berry]

brother what

[rocky flicker]

Much better

[strange gulch]

I don't add /j to my jokes anymore. I only do it if the joke isn't obvious or it could result in harm if someone mistook it as serious

[solemn juniper]

They aren't going to even remember the conversation.

[rapid abyss]

Talk less

Smile more

[strange gulch]

HAMILTON?!?!

[rocky flicker]

Yeah that’s the point of them

[rapid abyss]

No just some general advice

[heady iron]

The simple solution is to never be serious

[rapid abyss]

Ive never once been anything but

[strange gulch]

you better not throw away your shot

[normal token]

As the old saying goes

Ignorance is bliss

[rapid abyss]

Fuckass emoji is that

[glossy berry]

if you always only ever spread misinformation and lies why bother tagging it

[rocky flicker]

I don’t like this one

[shell stream]

L

elderZ is peak

[strange gulch]

[rapid abyss]

I talk to the people i like

[formal marsh]

chat am i stupid
how do i dodge the spear circle attack

i can dodge everything else fine

[glossy berry]

wait which one?

[formal marsh]

undyne the undying where the spears rotate

it looks so easy but i always get hit

[rapid abyss]

Just move in a circle

[solemn juniper]

Talk to randoms, it's a lot better.

[rapid abyss]

Sometimes npcs dont have very interesting dialogue options compared to main characters

[solemn juniper]

You aren't going to learn to cook from your grandmother, you are going to learn by talking to a chef.

[rocky flicker]

Go in a circle

[formal marsh]

thanks

[glossy berry]

move in a spiral/circle, wait for them to close in a bit, slip between gaps

[rocky flicker]

Pretty big circle

[shell stream]

the main character of hk:

[rocky flicker]

I’m being deadass go in a big circle

[rapid abyss]

Who the hell walking up to a random chef on the street and asking them for a course on learning

This saying makes no sense dont use it anymore

[chilly crane]

Loooooloooooolalalala

[formal marsh]

this might be the most disagreeable way to illustrate a point i agree with

[rocky flicker]

I learned from YouTube

[solemn juniper]

Everyone. That's how everyone learns.

They go up to a master chef and ask "teach me your ways."

[craggy cave]

Hollow knight will be released soon

[rocky flicker]

Source?

[solemn juniper]

Including me.

[rapid abyss]

No i learn everything i know from tiktok tutorials

[shell stream]

I prefer to set off smoke detectors a billion times

[marsh ibex]

https://preview.redd.it/067rjixz8c1e1.png?auto=webp&s=bb93602f8abf79f8965efdba75340d5260d17b22

You mean this?

[craggy cave]

Trust me bro

[rapid abyss]

yess thats the one

[formal marsh]

exactly

[marsh ibex]

master…chef?

say that again

[rocky flicker]

They go up to master chief

I wouldn’t personally he’s tall and intimidating

[formal marsh]

@solemn juniper if i want to learn how to cook, i talk to a master chef
but what if i want to learn how to be a police officer?

[solemn juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/master-chief-halo-fortnite-espresso-fortnite-espresso-emote-gif-10756257356115033016

[rapid abyss]

Los tralalelitos dicen tralalala!

[normal token]

Master chief seems like a nice guy

[shell stream]

for some reason I thought master chief was short. He is not

[rapid abyss]

I think go to the police academy

[formal marsh]

THE BIT IS "TALK TO A MASTER CHIEF". YOU RUNED IT.

[glossy berry]

stilts on in the suit clearly

[solemn juniper]

Talk to a master prisoner puter awayer.

[marsh ibex]

you don’t!

[shell stream]

look all I'm saying is he gives short king vibes

[marsh ibex]

fuck the police

[formal marsh]

the circle strategy got me killed but i think i can understand it

[glossy berry]

then that makes you a little bitch
fuck cops

[rocky flicker]

Bigger circle

[rapid abyss]

More of a sheriff department fan myself

[formal marsh]

I LOVE GENERALIZATION!! ALL COPS ARE BAD AND WE SHOULD BERATE THEM WITHOUT ACKNOWLEDGING THERE MIGHT BE GOOD PEOPLE IN THERE!!!

[rapid abyss]

Wait its called sheriff office isnt it

[strange gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/i-understand-it-now-ok-i-understand-it-now-i-understand-it-gurm-bear-gif-4859748791707698675

[formal marsh]

🗣️

[craggy cave]

Cops❤️

[solemn juniper]

Something Mae would actually say.

[rapid abyss]

“Ya bro i hate cops”

[craggy cave]

(They rarely use guns in here)

[rapid abyss]

Actually lwk though if i got a ticket for any reason id probably storm the police station

[formal marsh]

the hood

[rapid abyss]

Im too broke for that

[coarse leaf]

on god this is o-block

[rocky flicker]

The hood

[marsh ibex]

lmao okay

[glossy berry]

i looooove having a societal group with consequential immunity and a threat of legitimised violence be a normal part of society 🥰

[solemn juniper]

"the police are always after my lifestyle"

[rapid abyss]

Yall more cinnamon toast crunch fans or lucky charms

[lone crown]

[solemn juniper]

Anyways, I don't like the majority of police either.

[shell stream]

you did technically start it

[rocky flicker]

Cocoa puffs

[coarse leaf]

ion fw either tbh

[marsh ibex]

that’s not why I zoted

[rocky flicker]

What’s your opinion on the police force

[rapid abyss]

Oh true

[craggy cave]

In Korea you wish cops could use guns more often

[rocky flicker]

I LOVE cocoa puffs

[shell stream]

I mean true but it's not like you can bring ACAB into a public discord and not expect drama

[heady iron]

Is it time for hourly hk politics discussion

[lone crown]

Imo they doin too much

[rocky flicker]

Nobody here has nearly enough brain for that what’s everyone’s favourite cereal

[strange gulch]

🍿 ?

[marsh ibex]

that’s also not why I Zoted

[shell stream]

damn

[coarse leaf]

the scholastic genius of hollowcordia prepares once again to engage in political discourse

[shell stream]

rare grumbus L

[rocky flicker]

I hate it when people online have political discussions

That sounded sarcastic it was 100% serious

[rapid abyss]

Ya the police always overstep like yall seen they been shutting down minecraft movie viewings because people get rowdy during the chicken jockey scene

Its messed up

[rapid abyss]

Use rhe /srs

[heady iron]

Are cats also bread (ACAB)

[marsh ibex]

I love strawmen

[craggy cave]

Political discussion: Caesar deserved to be stabbed

[solemn juniper]

Pretty sure that was just security.

[deep laurel]

police is necessary, and not as bad in other countries as in US

[rocky flicker]

Just because we got a flamethrower in the cinema and detonated half of the seats the cops got called and they confiscated our shit fml acab

[coarse leaf]

brother

[stable estuary]

Cop adjacent

[solemn juniper]

Yes, for Rome and her people!!

[formal marsh]

I GET IT NOW

[rapid abyss]

I remember i played a steam game where you had to determine if it was a cat or a loaf of bread

[formal marsh]

THE CIRCLE... THE CIRCLE IS WORKING

[rocky flicker]

Circle

[rapid abyss]

Idk if i dreamed it or it it was a real game

[marsh ibex]

it is in fact a strawmen because people don’t say “fuck the police” for reasons such as this or defund the police for reasons such as this

[craggy cave]

Augustus is w tho

[rocky flicker]

That’s just real life with an orange brown cat

[marsh ibex]

it’s an argument people don’t make with that discussion

[formal marsh]

i died again because of the circle nevermind

i dont get it yet

[rocky flicker]

Hey but it worked a little bit

[rapid abyss]

Im not quoting anyone else thats just my personal opinion

[heady iron]

Fortnite

[rapid abyss]

Leave minecrafters alone

[solemn juniper]

Need to throw Cassius in a river though, he's annoying.

[craggy cave]

Me when American people talk about American polices: 😴 😴 (I have no interest in America)

[coarse leaf]

its clear he isn't being serious the police dont even shut those down

[rapid abyss]

THESE LUCKY CHARMS TASTE SO BAD

[formal marsh]

the scene had emotional weight the first time but im sorry monster kid i won't bat an eye when i try to kill you every time i die

[marsh ibex]

I should shave my head bald and become a monk

[rapid abyss]

WTH

[marsh ibex]

womp

[rapid abyss]

Didnt speed do that

[glossy berry]

do you see politics and assume every single person involved is american

[heady iron]

Yes

[normal token]

Become Tenshinshan

[rapid abyss]

Should i have used /s?

[coarse leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/genius-reyleigh-gif-2624811426640502973

[marsh ibex]

He did not shave his head bald he wore a bald cap

[shell stream]

weak

[rocky flicker]

Who talks about any other politics on the internet

[rapid abyss]

Ohh thats how his hair grew baxk so fast

[solemn juniper]

When complaining about police? Yeah, usually Americans.

[rocky flicker]

When’s the last time you heard the Australian election be bought up that’s happening soon

[rapid abyss]

“Ermm guys romania’s new prime minister..” sybau

[formal marsh]

i support this

[rocky flicker]

I can’t fucking stand my ads on YouTube it’s all political parties now

[coarse leaf]

has anyone stopped to consider the situations nuance

[solemn juniper]

Americans talk about politics a lot more generally too.

[rocky flicker]

No

[strange gulch]

Honestly disscussing and arguing over politics is not helpful for any of us. In the end, we all cannot change each other's opinion. Whatever side you're on, the person you're arguing against isn't going to agree with you just from you. Maybe they'll change their minds themself after watching an influencer. Also, the ruined friendships

[rapid abyss]

One day im gonna be a police officer and arrest all of you /srs

[coarse leaf]

has anyone employed kantian deontology to this quandary

[shell stream]

man but I just got the popcorn out

[rocky flicker]

None of those are real words
“Employed” sybau

[strange gulch]

[coarse leaf]

please dont use triggering words

such as employed

[marsh ibex]

Not true but this place isn’t really conducive to any kind of serious discussion so wtv

[stable estuary]

Arguing over politics is never meant to change someone’s mind. It’s meant to affirm someone else’s position.

[rapid abyss]

Dude i watched a musical called 9 to 5 and they kept referencing jobs and even said “employed once” i thought i was gonna be sick

[brittle arch]

employees

[solemn juniper]

Door handles > door knobs

[rocky flicker]

Have you ever changed your opinion thanks to a discord debate

[rapid abyss]

YESS

[marsh ibex]

seen it happen and yeah

[rocky flicker]

Idk I’ve seen some nice knobs

[marsh ibex]

depends on the format

[rapid abyss]

In all my years of being here ive never seen this happen

[shell stream]

why is this how I'm learning there was a musical adaptation to the movie

[craggy cave]

Future is now, get your infrared sensors

[versed pollen]

Numerous times bruh

[solemn juniper]

Door knobs are ugly and stupid.

[rocky flicker]

Me personally I just try to avoid discord debates because they’re fucking stupid

[brittle arch]

my ego is too big to ever change my mind

[strange gulch]

nah, stepNpull is probably the best one

[rapid abyss]

Except me i always change my opinion because im really open minded and have practically no ego

[rocky flicker]

I’m on here to waste time but not WASTE time

[brittle arch]

i consider changing my mind a defeat

[heady iron]

Throwing ad hominems are a great way to change someone’s mind

[formal marsh]

im almost there

[solemn juniper]

Leave.

[coarse leaf]

i would but i was unfortunately born with ontologically correct views on literally everything

[rapid abyss]

It was sooo good

[formal marsh]

thats not true. also youre stupid

[strange gulch]

automatic and rotating doors do deserve a shoutout tho

[rocky flicker]

I believe in you

[versed pollen]

You get it...

[marsh ibex]

p good for bathrooms yeah

[heady iron]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-reynolds-danny-devito-oh-my-god-i-get-it-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-gif-1719969854406009304

[rocky flicker]

I have never seen this in my life

[strange gulch]

I'm suprised this isn't more common

[rocky flicker]

This strange technology hasn’t reached Australia yet

[craggy cave]

However you are not living in the correct timezone which is GMT+9

[brittle arch]

maybe just use your hand

[rocky flicker]

Don’t u still have to push the door

[shell stream]

I suspect its a mix of accessibility/durability

[rapid abyss]

Discord mfs dont even want to make you change your opinion they just STRIVE for conflict and live off argument

[coarse leaf]

the universe is centred around GMT

[versed pollen]

Well I think it's for pulling

[rocky flicker]

Yeah that’s like 60% of the people here

[craggy cave]

+9, yes

[coarse leaf]

no

[rocky flicker]

With ur foot?

[brittle arch]

this is how I entertain

[rapid abyss]

Not me though yall stay safe

[solemn juniper]

Internet in general, people love conflict.

[coarse leaf]

no bastardised additives

the pure GMT

[strange gulch]

yes

[rocky flicker]

Ok so there’s a problem with pulling a door with your foot

[craggy cave]

It is just a sad accident of Britain not located in the right spot

[brittle arch]

I don't

[rocky flicker]

Which is that your body is in the way

[rapid abyss]

Fr though i much prefer a conversation where im expressing a shared love for something with people than trying to defend something i care about deeply from someone who just hates it

Unless im baiting but thats a different story

[rocky flicker]

I enjoy expressing mutual hatred

[heady iron]

Let’s talk about where every hollow knight character lies on the political spectrum

[solemn juniper]

Are they all bad like Undertale?

[strange gulch]

the door handle is touched by many people so it's pretty dirty. I might add this to my restaurant actually

[rapid abyss]

Hamilton sucks , actually musical theater sucks in general

[chilly crane]

I love baiting

[shell stream]

zote 100% ancap

[rapid abyss]

Now youre getting it

[chilly crane]

No.

[rocky flicker]

I’m not big into musicals

[craggy cave]

Well we got communist totalitarian hiveminds

[rocky flicker]

One day more bangs though

[chilly crane]

Good Musicals are fucking awesome

Like west side story

[lament lotus]

megaman

[shell stream]

but not like rich ancap, one of the temporarily-embarrassed-millionaires ancaps

[stable estuary]

The best actors come from musical theatre unfortunately

[rapid abyss]

I was kidding musicals are the best

[chilly crane]

Mmmmmm… my favorite

[craggy cave]

Megaman musical?

[strange gulch]

Pale King is definitely a transhumanist (belief that humans should modify themselves with AI and tech for a better life)

[rapid abyss]

THE PHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA WAS THEREEE

[coarse leaf]

hollowcordia must venture beyond good and evil

[stable estuary]

You won’t find a Chris Pratt as the lead in Les Miserables

[rocky flicker]

“Hollowcordia”

[strange gulch]

have you heard of Epic the Musical?

[rocky flicker]

Vro

[rapid abyss]

Ofc i have

[brittle arch]

presentation

[rapid abyss]

Javent watched it

But i get a lot of tiktoks of prople talking about it

[coarse leaf]

the great scholars of hollowcordia must strive for a better tomorrow

[rocky flicker]

Has anyone actually seen megamind 2

[coarse leaf]

is it even out

[rocky flicker]

Unfortunately yes

[craggy cave]

Technocrats

[rapid abyss]

Came out like a year ago

[strange gulch]

oh yeah, you should listen to it, tho ||the first 2 songs are kinda mid imo||

[shell stream]

holy shit I've never seen a movie rated so low

[glossy berry]

its so shit

[rocky flicker]

I know :(

[shell stream]

that's the single lowest rottentomatoes score I've ever seen

[coarse leaf]

anyone fw coraline

what a movie

[rocky flicker]

It’s apparently like the worst movie ever
Not exaggerating

[stable estuary]

Absolute genius

[glossy berry]

like actually not even fun while drunk with friends kinda thing

[rapid abyss]

Its prwtty good

[craggy cave]

No it gave me anxiety as a kid

[glossy berry]

maybe The worst movie ive ever seen

[rocky flicker]

I haven’t seen coraline in ages love that movie

[coarse leaf]

one of my favs

[rocky flicker]

Other mother could get it

[stable estuary]

Can’t remember if that movie was claymation or just regular stop motion

[brittle arch]

not fun even if you're drunk and with friends ??

[coarse leaf]

has anyone seen mirror mask

[rapid abyss]

The only musicals ive seen are Hamilton, 9 to 5, the addams family, the 25th annual putnam county spelling bee (peak), and phantom

[heady iron]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-blackguys-wtf-what-do-u-mean-what-gif-23060704

[brittle arch]

how can a movie be that bad

[coarse leaf]

i really want to watch it

[strange gulch]

my friends all agreed that Minecraft movie was actually really really good 😭

[shell stream]

armatures with 3d printed faces for expressions

[craggy cave]

I didn't understand what the movie was about, guessed 'horrible things happen to this girl for no reason'.

[brittle arch]

trurth

[shell stream]

laika did a lot of advancement w/ 3d printing tech for their movies

[glossy berry]

we were all fucking plastered on the couch watching this and i dont think i heard a single laugh

[coarse leaf]

minecraft movie was kinda ass

[rapid abyss]

Theyre

[coarse leaf]

imma be real

it was fun tho

[rocky flicker]

No spoilers for the Minecraft movie please

[rapid abyss]

Doesnt the mc movie fail that one test

[brittle arch]

^ haven't watch it

[stable estuary]

The be a good movie test

[craggy cave]

Minecraft movie isn't even released here...

[lament lotus]

should i go alone

[coarse leaf]

the one about female character complexity?

[rapid abyss]

Ya

[strange gulch]

I think it's a 6.5/10 (5/10 being average). They definitely know it's not gonna be a good movie so they leaned into that

[shell stream]

the bechdel test

[coarse leaf]

probably

[brittle arch]

better with friends

[quartz cave]

John mine. craft dies at the end

[rapid abyss]

But also i think the mc movie fails every “character complexity” test

[rocky flicker]

“You were supposed to be a hero Brian”

[heady iron]

Chicken jockey 🗣️ 🗣️ 🍿 🍿 🍿 🐔

[quartz cave]

I thought you hadnt gotten spoiled 💔

[kindred pewter]

FLINT AND STEAL

[glossy berry]

the mc movie does in fact fail the bechdel test yeah

but its okay because no other character has any more complexity either

[rapid abyss]

Ya that one, i dont think its really a big problem in this movie specifically but its pretty funny

[glossy berry]

theres 2 good scenes tops

[shell stream]

it probably doesn't fail the bechdel test if you genderbend it

[rapid abyss]

Ya

[rocky flicker]

I seen the post credits scene on liveleak

[shell stream]

which is kind of why the bechdel test exists

[craggy cave]

So decently focused on target audience(little kids)?

[nimble raptor]

“Let my hips guide you”

[quartz cave]

When she said "i. Am alex" it fucking destroyed me

[rocky flicker]

Is there romance in the Minecraft movie

[strange gulch]

yes

[rocky flicker]

Does Steve throw it back

[rapid abyss]

Also i liked the women characters with their nonexistent arcs infinitely more than the male kid

[rocky flicker]

Find out next week

[rapid abyss]

Hank or henry or whatever it was

[coarse leaf]

i hated him

[strange gulch]

uhhhh, yeah

[cunning geode]

jimmy neutron

[glossy berry]

the bechdel test was invented as an abstract, half-joking check for whether a lesbian could get into the actresses in a movie lmao

its not intended as an actual measurement of critique

[rapid abyss]

Holy shit no hate but that boy cant act

[stable estuary]

Said Hera to the pale king

[heady iron]

Steve x Gamer Man

[nimble raptor]

nimmy jeutron

[rocky flicker]

I would have beat the fuck out of that kid such an annoying little shit

[shell stream]

I'm aware it's not a measurement of critique

[rapid abyss]

Doesnt the barbie movie fail the bechdel test reversed

[shell stream]

its also still a very effective thought experiment

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/creepy-weird-creepy-face-weird-face-mouth-open-gif-15172482397112109048

[strange gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/hola-garett-garrison-a-minecraft-movie-hi-hey-there-gif-3737158860778698662

[coarse leaf]

thats pretty funny

[rocky flicker]

“Erm I didn’t press the buttons I calculated the amount and change in my head” jimmy you worthless piece of fucking street trash if you don’t use the register we don’t get a receipt and then when tax time comes we’re fucked

[rapid abyss]

Garret and steve were very entertaining characters and the only parts of the mc movie i wouldnt really want changed

[glossy berry]

would not surprise me

[rapid abyss]

But God they couldve tried a LITTLE more on hank and his sisters writing

[cunning geode]

don’t call him steve, jack black was just playing as himself

[glossy berry]

i cant believe they wrote the most homoerotically tense character dynamics into the fucking minecraft movie

[rapid abyss]

And dawn was just kinda there

[rocky flicker]

I remember seeing that trailer and thinking that’s just Jack black that’s not Steve that’s Jack black with a blue shirt on

[stable estuary]

What do you expect its modern day movies. They gotta put homoeroticism somewhere to get that ESG paycheck.

[cunning geode]

you were right

[rocky flicker]

Like they didn’t even trim the beard or give him a haircut that is straight fucking Jack black

[rapid abyss]

Ya

But i digress i liked him in that role and jason mamoa

[median fractal]

Steve x Hornet Silksong

[glossy berry]

yeah and you clocked it perfectly

its a weird critique to have to make but why does all official mc media whitewash steve

[rocky flicker]

I’d ship Alex and hornet silksong (they have to be GAY)

[median fractal]

True

[rapid abyss]

I always thought steve was just tan

[glossy berry]

no lesbians who cares
we're putting steve on estrogen

[rocky flicker]

Is Steve not white

[stable estuary]

Jack Black used to be pretty cool until he stepped into politics and just went right down the toilet.

[rocky flicker]

Steve lives in Minecraft there aren’t countries

[strange gulch]

also there is the ||SPOILERS!||||the garage sale person with the gay romance thing with Garret||

[rocky flicker]

He’s just tan

[rapid abyss]

Also the herobrine reference was cool in the movie

[heady iron]

https://youtu.be/2UT7A3lOjTI?si=131jqX5lIBMh_PeN

[glossy berry]

original skin vs marketing art

[normal token]

I... am Stella

[cunning geode]

he kinda did the opposite of that actually

[shell stream]

I mean I think thats just because markus persson is shit at pixel art

[rocky flicker]

I mean his shirt and pants are also lighter

[cunning geode]

the entire reason he split with his longtime band partner was because his band partner said something based

[glossy berry]

i mean shrue but cmon
you can take the chance to not have jack black play the guy give us a brown skinned actor in the spotlight

[rapid abyss]

This is the actual original skin

[shell stream]

I mean the guy who created the character is a bonafide neo-nazi

[rocky flicker]

Yeah he’s pretty white

[glossy berry]

it is just jack black in a blue tshirt

[rapid abyss]

They made it more detailed later

[coarse leaf]

i don't think it matters who plays steve

[formal marsh]

do y'all miss the steve MUOH sound

[coarse leaf]

its not even a real character bruh

[lone crown]

I’m excited to hear Carmelita’s boss music after hearing the one in the Silksong fangame

[glossy berry]

which fangame?

[stable estuary]

You’ve practically sealed your own fate if you wish death on somebody as a publicly known creator

[glossy berry]

jkr is doing just fine after the shit shes pulled though

[normal token]

I need that Trobbio theme too

[strange gulch]

They should've had C418 make the music for Another Minecraft Movie

[heady iron]

Time to circle back to politics

:3

[rocky flicker]

God FUCKIGN damn it

[coarse leaf]

lets consider the nuance

[rocky flicker]

Fuck ign that is true

[rapid abyss]

I leave for 3 seconds to make toast

[lone crown]

https://youtu.be/PMvnpskH8sI?si=Xm9jPZSLcZCCyocw

[cunning geode]

yknow it don’t always work out that way

[lone crown]

Moveset isnt much as its a fangame but the custom sprites and ost is solid

[rocky flicker]

Depends who your audience is

[heady iron]

I should make a hollow knight fangame

With Jackblack and hoovers

[cunning geode]

you cook yourself

[rocky flicker]

I can’t wait for the knight in pharloom and hornet in hallownest mods

It’s gonna be sweet

[brittle arch]

damn they're making a whole damn game

[normal token]

Got this recommended a few days ago

Weird as hell cuz hornet seems way too fast but I admire the passion

[stable estuary]

Jack Black is an industry icon. Who the heck has ever heard of or cared about Kyle Gass?

[normal token]

Iirc there is one for Seth too

[rapid abyss]

Yummers

[stable estuary]

Easy drop

[cunning geode]

anyone who listened to tenacious D

[rocky flicker]

Cannibalism

[glossy berry]

its very first hk trailer core but god

fangames are so cool im ngl

[rapid abyss]

Jack black did WHAT

[cunning geode]

also damn what are you going on about, “it was an easy drop” for jack black to drop HIS FRIEND???

[brittle arch]

Infact, forget the hollow knight fangame

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[cunning geode]

wombat breathe… don’t get rage baited

[strange gulch]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4w9soAM7IrmYDhSXLp14p6?si=d23252b2042d421e can't deny the musical genius Jack Black is

[coarse leaf]

be ye angels

[rapid abyss]

PEAKES

[coarse leaf]

we said nay

[shell stream]

he's trying to do damage control about it but yeah its pretty clear he was worried for his public image more than anything else

[heady iron]

I wish I knew how to make music

[strange gulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914508501697576990/1314542204722741248/caption.gif?width=778&height=671

[heady iron]

And art

And code

[glossy berry]

his bandmate said they shouldnt have missed after someone shot trump and then jack black got into a hissy fit and broke the band up

[cunning geode]

wish i were a worm

[normal token]

We all start from somewhere

[shell stream]

which, yknow. Maybe don't cancel the tour and pretend you're still on good terms with the guy

[stable estuary]

Kyle Gass was on tour with Minecraft Steve and god emperor trump had just got shot so he said he wished he got hit

[rapid abyss]

Oh

[atomic sparrow]

wish i was a little guy

[nimble raptor]

dang

[rapid abyss]

Haha short

[cunning geode]

wish i were a slime

[heady iron]

Where’s that image of the Nintendo switch price if he did get assassinated

[strange gulch]

wish i were a vending machine?

[cunning geode]

uh, no

[atomic sparrow]

what

[rapid abyss]

Someone should make a show about this

[cunning geode]

i will not be vending any liquids to you sir

[rocky flicker]

I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller

[shell stream]

ikea rat aint gonna play no got dang basketball

[rapid abyss]

Seen

[rocky flicker]

Does nobody know that song

[lone crown]

Music is fire, i hope for a similar style officially where its a flamenco type of melody

[rocky flicker]

I forgot I’m on discord everyone listens to game osts and anime music

[strange gulch]

poorly worded but uh there is this anime (I don't watch anime just to be clear)

[coarse leaf]

i know that song

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/walking-past-raps-fans-with-real-music-like-video-game-osts-and-anime-openings-gif-22649182

[rapid abyss]

Oh lord

[rocky flicker]

I was thinking this exact meme when I typed that

[strange gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/bob-bob-the-slime-monsters-vs-aliens-blue-slime-food-gif-6946248354645973913

[rapid abyss]

I dont cus im sigma

[rocky flicker]

NOOOO HES A BABY HE DOESNT LIKE CARROT

[rapid abyss]

I listen to musical soundtracks like a real man

[rocky flicker]

that gif brings me genuine emotional turmoil

[stable estuary]

What reason does a slime need eyes

[nimble raptor]

If that's a fangame I can't wait for silksong to actually release

[nimble raptor]

sight

[stable estuary]

When it can just….feel

[rocky flicker]

See

[formal marsh]

enough undertale
undyne wins this time

[cunning geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/397062813949886466/1236468077357568000/IMG_3762.gif

[rapid abyss]

Woww

[rocky flicker]

You gonna get out determinationed by that bitch?

[shell stream]

ok but it wants to feel the things 100m over there

[rapid abyss]

The hell kinda gif

[formal marsh]

no i'm going out in like an hour and need to do stuff

[coarse leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/will-you-change-your-ways-or-will-you-weep-for-forgiveness-to-an-audience-of-deaf-ears-scone-gif-24806421

[formal marsh]

if i had the whole day free i'd keep fighting

[rocky flicker]

Undyne wouldn’t go out in an hour and need to do stuff

[formal marsh]

TRUE

[rapid abyss]

One more run

[lone crown]

We havent seen many silksong things since 2019, cant wait to see how polished they are rn

[strange gulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/690642551501226035/894611774966480896/image0-7-1.gif

[solemn juniper]

Cute factor.

[cunning geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/397062813949886466/1236468076938268753/IMG_3761.gif

[formal marsh]

my brother in christ i have to meet someone

[coarse leaf]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/559901453834256404/929904771706535966/freeze.gif

[rocky flicker]

I love German

[shell stream]

ONE MORE RUN

[rapid abyss]

Is state of ny ok

[formal marsh]

IM NOT DOING ONE MORE RUN

[shell stream]

THE PERSON YOU HAVE TO MEET IS SANS

[formal marsh]

fuck you. im gonna take a shower and get ready

[solemn juniper]

Lesbianism??

[strange gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cries-about-it-cry-about-it-crying-emoji-emoji-emoji-crying-gif-25998144

[formal marsh]

i'm gonna kill undyne once im back home. i swear.

[rapid abyss]

AHH THE S WORD

[rocky flicker]

Undyne wouldn’t take a shower and get ready

[formal marsh]

perhaps

[rocky flicker]

Do fish shower

[formal marsh]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[shell stream]

um, constantly

[formal marsh]

i mean if they live outside water.. probably

[strange gulch]

do fish get thirsty?

[lone crown]

Undyne is a fish you should fry and consume with chips

[coarse leaf]

do fish dream

[rocky flicker]

Do fish get sweat buildup

[formal marsh]

but i feel like if a fish touched soap theres a chance they would die

[formal marsh]

no they cant sweat

[rocky flicker]

What makes fish smell like fish

[shell stream]

fish sweat

[rocky flicker]

Hang on I’m gonna do research

[cunning geode]

ammonia

[formal marsh]

so instead of sweating they'd just die if they got too hot

[strange gulch]

dream nail your pet fish

[shell stream]

see, fish sweat

[rapid abyss]

I dont think theyre consciously aware even when theyre not sleeping

[coarse leaf]

theyre covered in a layer of mucus maybe that

[rocky flicker]

Ok so fish smell only releases when they die

[silver oak]

Any silkers in chat

[cunning geode]

fish are aware

[formal marsh]

me! me!

[rocky flicker]

So hypothetically Undyne wouldn’t need to shower

[rapid abyss]

Undyne not a fish

[nimble raptor]

you already know we silking it

[rocky flicker]

Because she doesn’t sweat or make fish smells

[coarse leaf]

prolly depends on the fish

[cunning geode]

some sharks remember certain divers and befriend them (don’t cuddle random sharks)

[normal token]

We are always here

[coarse leaf]

some fish are surprisingly intelligent

[civic bolt]

Deltaposting

[glossy berry]

most fish only turn off half their brain at the time while sleeping

[rapid abyss]

Once i read a book about a gay fish that had to give away what made her cool until she was dull and no longer gay

[silver oak]

You literally rejoined like 3 days ago

[rocky flicker]

Fish propaganda they dumb as fuck

[formal marsh]

wheres the video of that ugly ass fish trying to "help" a diver who is doing mechanical work

[cunning geode]

ah the rainbow fish

[formal marsh]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/13uknko/this_big_fish_with_a_diver/

[marsh ibex]

simo never left this server wdym

[coarse leaf]

i know a fish who can mentally derive cube roots

[stable estuary]

Crows are generational haters. They will teach their kids to harass you like it’s genetic.

[cerulean sable]

fuck man, even if its fanmade just realizing the actual retail release of this fight is gonna be nuts

im 100% expecting TC is gonna add crowd sounds when you get hit or when you stagger her just like the colosseum

[cunning geode]

do the crows hate you

[rocky flicker]

The crowd runs onto stage when you die

[formal marsh]

wasnt mechanical work they were just hammering something

[cerulean sable]

this isnt Soccer though

[stable estuary]

Maybe

[rocky flicker]

I think the diver was opening something for the fish to eat

[shell stream]

thats easy. Ask the fish if it even knows how to breathe

[rapid abyss]

I say gay because im pretty sure i heard a story that some government or schoolboard was trying to get it removed frim school libraries because they were scared of the rainbow

[stable estuary]

I won’t buy that hollow knight knock off crow game so they probably do

[normal token]

I placr a mannequin so it still counts

[rocky flicker]

Bait

[strange gulch]

nah, fish live underwater. The goal to sweat is to lose heat through the sweat evaporating. Sweat cannot evaporate underwater. Plus, water has higher termal conductivity than air so fish wouldn't need to sweat. So I don't think fish sweat

[cunning geode]

😱

[lament lotus]

maxed out silk vials but only 5 masks 😔

[shell stream]

nah like wombat said they just sweat ammonia

[rocky flicker]

So then moving on to the main point, do fish need to shower

[cunning geode]

some fish sweat milk to feed their offspring

[stable estuary]

And Mercury

[heady iron]

After you defeat Carmelita you get stormed by every ant in the audience

[rapid abyss]

Oh is that allowed

[strange gulch]

yes

[cunning geode]

ammonia is how fish “urinate”

[rocky flicker]

Why

[shell stream]

yum

[nimble raptor]

yummers

[shell stream]

I mean, uh, er

[strange gulch]

to not get smelly?

[coarse leaf]

only mammals can sweat

[rocky flicker]

I don’t like fish anyways

[heady iron]

urinate in a skeleton

ON

[rocky flicker]

Where’s the smell come from

[shell stream]

your nose

[rapid abyss]

Do you guys like country music

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/undertale-papyrus-goku-prowler-meme-uncanny-raised-eyebrows-gif-17919567901574007542

[rocky flicker]

Nope

[warped rock]

my fish are the exception right

[rapid abyss]

Good

[lament lotus]

TRUE

[coarse leaf]

"No, not only mammals sweat. While mammals are the most well-known for sweating, some other animals like horses and some primates (like monkeys and apes) also have the ability to sweat." why is google AI overview so dumb

[rocky flicker]

I mean I don’t like eating fish your fish seem lowkey and chill

[coarse leaf]

no not only mammals sweat so do horses

[strange gulch]

tasty snack 😋

[coarse leaf]

the genius

[glossy berry]

they seem chill can we get names

[cunning geode]

horses confirmed from outer space

[dusty nimbus]

No matter the direction, he's always lived without a brain so a gun wound would have done nothing.

[nimble raptor]

horses confirmed from steel ball run

[rapid abyss]

Whats with thr horses

[rocky flicker]

:O

[dusty nimbus]

What you need is to burn him to exorcise the evil

[warped rock]

big one with big fins is tobey
medium sized one with small fins is lil bud
small one with large fins is skipper

[heady iron]

Cute lesbian couple

[shell stream]

you heard it here

[coarse leaf]

AI loves horses

[rocky flicker]

Evil and intimidating

Dare I say it?

[coarse leaf]

horse sweat is all gross and foamy

[heady iron]

How evil and intimidating

[rocky flicker]

Most animals are gross

Most people are gross

[warped rock]

sending an enemy request to you rn

[glossy berry]

horses are so fucked biologically tbf

[shell stream]

there are five classes of animals:
mammals,
insects,
reptiles,
amphibians,
and horses

[rocky flicker]

Biology is disgusting

[nimble raptor]

[rapid abyss]

Oh neat

[shell stream]

if it isn't one of those it isn't an animal idk what to say

[rocky flicker]

Horses are something cooler

[rapid abyss]

Biology is cool

[civic bolt]

Lol narwhar

[glossy berry]

at a certain speed they stop breathing manually and instead by having their organs slosh back and forth hard enough to pump their lungs like a piston

they are an outlier and should not be counted

[rocky flicker]

If it gets small enough sure

[rocky flicker]

I wish I could piston my lungs to breathe

[shell stream]

theres a way to do that

just get polio

[rapid abyss]

What the fuck

[heady iron]

You are manually breathing

[coarse leaf]

horses are ridiculous

https://tenor.com/view/horse-ball-funny-aninals-gif-9503426

[lament lotus]

dont do that

[glossy berry]

they break a leg and need to be put down because its a literally critical part of their ability to circulate air

[lament lotus]

hes gonna break his legs

[nimble raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-stare-meme-angry-gif-14312537171363175004

[coarse leaf]

sent to the glue factory

[glossy berry]

if they break a leg its like rupturing a lung on a smaller scale

[heady iron]

Lesson 5 Johnny

https://tenor.com/view/horse-cavalo-spin-meme-flip-gif-17331191

[normal token]

Just lost the game

[glossy berry]

FUCK
lost the game yeah this sucks

[rocky flicker]

I never get why this pisses so many people off

[rocky flicker]

The spinosaurus keeps getting nerfed

[coarse leaf]

t-rex victim

[normal token]

Hype moments and aura

[strange gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/alre-sad-pou-edit-pou-sad-depressed-pou-thinking-about-life-alre-edit-alre-sad-edit-gif-15349705973562032713

[nimble raptor]

damn it

just made me loose the game

[rapid abyss]

Spinosaurus fans learning it actually couldnt swim while the t rex actually shot lasers from its eyes and had giant chainsaws for arms

[civic bolt]

Thought that was Freddy Fazbear for a sec

[rocky flicker]

The T rex is a loser dinosaur

[rapid abyss]

NO

[rocky flicker]

For infants and the unwell

[rapid abyss]

NOOO NO NO NO NO

[coarse leaf]

t rex is awesome

reason why its the king

my therapod goat

[rocky flicker]

T rex gets bitched by pre nerf spinosaurus

Devs are determined to have a dull T rex meta

[coarse leaf]

no iteration of spino could ever kill a t rex

[rapid abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/jurassic-park-jurassic-world-spinosaurus-tyrannosaurus-t-rex-gif-13132687000543794337

[rocky flicker]

What about that one

[coarse leaf]

Jurassic park brainwashed the masses

[rocky flicker]

Jurassic park educated the illusioned

[glossy berry]

gotta start dinosaur powerscaling like goku vs [xyz]

[strange gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-drift-horse-drift-car-horse-race-gif-25313113

[coarse leaf]

spinosaurus payed for its transgressions tenfold

[rapid abyss]

My goat tricertoptas

[shell stream]

triceratops kinda sweeps t rex yeah

[coarse leaf]

t rex preyed on triceratops

another win for my goat

[shell stream]

like man, when I was 5? I was all over that shit. Did you know tri means 3????

[coarse leaf]

total therapod victory

[glossy berry]

absolutely massive if true

[rapid abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/t-rex-gif-14338454411165063896

[glossy berry]

triceratops sweeps based exclusively on vibes tbh

[rapid abyss]

Top 5 movie shots oat

[glossy berry]

no diff

[coarse leaf]

tri has zero aura compared to t rex

[shell stream]

does it though

[coarse leaf]

oh yea my name means three horns or whatever the fuck

tyrant king lizard

[shell stream]

you're rooting for the dino that needs extendo-grips to open doors

[coarse leaf]

it aint even close

[shell stream]

this much we can agree on

[fiery burrow]

t-rex lost to a rock

[coarse leaf]

a lot of things lose to rocks

[fiery burrow]

Birds stay winning as always

[shell stream]

yeah so did triceratops so we have to call it even there

[brittle arch]

and cockroaches

[coarse leaf]

which lineage do birds belong to

tbats right

my goat lives on

[shell stream]

pretty sure that's archaeopteryx and not t rex

(the second best dino)

[glossy berry]

2 birds lose to 1 stone

[shell stream]

oh shit

archeopteryx moving down my ranking

[coarse leaf]

oh yea its not t rex but its way closer than bum ass tric

still a therapod

where are ceratopsians in the modern day 🤔

[quartz cave]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-star-lord-star-lord-marvel-rivals-gif-13551089260114600913

[coarse leaf]

thats right GONE

[shell stream]

where are the therapods

[coarse leaf]

birds

[cloud yew]

microraptor best dinosaur

[coarse leaf]

birds are therapods

[rocky flicker]

Chickens

[quartz cave]

We talking about dinosaurs

[shell stream]

birds aren't classified as therapods

[quartz cave]

Dinosaurs are cool my favorite is the one that breathes fire and has wings

[rocky flicker]

Dragons may be the coolest thing ever

[coarse leaf]

birds are therapod dinosaurs no?

using classic taxonomy

[lament lotus]

anjanath

[shell stream]

they're class aves not class dinosauria

[quartz cave]

Arent those the one who eat pizza and live on the sewrrs

[tacit pivot]

Hi guys!
Has anyone played pathologic [2]? Looks interesting but a little creepy so I'm hesitant

[rocky flicker]

Nearly all cultures with no knowledge of eachother Millenia ago all said “imagine lizard that flies and breathes fire”

[fiery burrow]

erm

[shell stream]

oh is it a clade?

[quartz cave]

Hi bestie that name rings a beel but i cannot say that i have

[shell stream]

TIL

[cloud yew]

yeah birds are theropods lol

[rocky flicker]

Idk what any of these words mean

[coarse leaf]

the paraves class is in theropoda

[rocky flicker]

All I know is that chickens are dinosaurs

[fiery burrow]

Nothing because evolution isn't real

[shell stream]

eh whatever they're definitely descended either way

[quartz cave]

I made everything actually

[rocky flicker]

God made us perfect

[quartz cave]

And none of you existed 5 seconds ago

[tacit pivot]

Hi isma! Thanks

[rocky flicker]

Fucking inner ear system and all

[quartz cave]

All your memories were implanted and fake

[shell stream]

yay solipsism

[rocky flicker]

These words are made up

Slopism is not real

[versed pollen]

I can't prove you wrong so you must be right

[shell stream]

no solipsism is that other people are made up

[quartz cave]

I am! Thank you

[fiery burrow]

The inner ear system only emerged after the forbidden fruit was eaten

[rocky flicker]

That just sounds like lack of empathy

[shell stream]

correct!

it's not a very strong pilosophy

[quartz cave]

Isnt everyone and everything made up

[versed pollen]

Holy fuck ihatelostkin in Gen 2 VC is that the real one

[rocky flicker]

I wish I was around when Plato and all them were if everyone didn’t know anything yet I could discover so much shit

I wish I could invent thinking

[quartz cave]

https://tenor.com/view/goodnight-starlord-marvel-rivals-gif-7712026316071171194

[cloud yew]

i wish i was a zoologist when the platypus was discovered

[shell stream]

thats probably some child of nihilism

[cloud yew]

the drama of it all

[rocky flicker]

Last we talked wasn’t I a star lord main and you the namor main

Have you seen the light

[glossy berry]

i love the platypus who let it do all that

more importantly Why did they let it

[fiery burrow]

Both of you would die in like your 40s maximum back then

[shell stream]

wrong! I would have died as a child

[rocky flicker]

Yeah I could discover thinking and the long end of a triangle and then keel over and die

[fiery burrow]

shrue

[versed pollen]

Which is why it was a maximum

[rocky flicker]

Good life

[cloud yew]

they’re so funny what do they need all that for

you don’t need to be a mammal AND an egg layer AND venomous

pick one

[shell stream]

and glow in the dark

and have a bill

[fiery burrow]

What the heck

[cloud yew]

yeah i was about to mention that

[fiery burrow]

???

[glossy berry]

they have 10 sex chromosomes for no reason

[cloud yew]

they’re so weird

[glossy berry]

in spite of every other mammal having 2

[quick swan]

What am i even looking at

[shell stream]

unbothered. moisturized. happy.

[fiery burrow]

in his lane

[cloud yew]

it’s so funny that people thought they were fake when they were discovered

[shell stream]

I would have too

[cunning geode]

UV light. guess who else glows under UV light!

[versed pollen]

No....

[cloud yew]

i think i’d be a platypus truther until you told me how they actually work and then i’d think it was a made up animal

[versed pollen]

The Womb......

[glossy berry]

i think thats the reasonable reaction there is zero reason for it to do all that

[shell stream]

I absolutely woulda been one of the guys who tried to pull the bill off

[versed pollen]

I would be a platy truther all the way through because I'm awesome and right

[glossy berry]

they're actually so fucked they make milk but have no nipples

so babies have to suck the milk through their skin

[cloud yew]

i think aesthetically they’re not the weirdest things ever it’s the functionality that i think is ridiculous

[versed pollen]

LMAO WHAT

[glossy berry]

only male platypuses are venomous and its seasonal

they have spurs on their hind legs all year round

[fiery burrow]

Just like my ex fr fr

[glossy berry]

but only produces venom intermittently

[strange gulch]

the original guy who discovered platypus told one of his friends or colleagues (I forgot) and the guy thought he brought a mix of animal parts sewn together

[versed pollen]

Why is he holding a poo

[cunning geode]

i don’t know

a bear is chasing him

[glossy berry]

the milk glands are just below the skin so the puggles have to basically fold their skin into a way that lets them suck it through

incredible animals

[lament lotus]

not even streaming lost kin...

[cloud yew]

yeah a lot of people thought that’s what was happening LMAO

[coarse leaf]

platypus venom is so understudied that people dont know how crazy it is

[versed pollen]

He hates lost kin that sounds pretty consistent to me

[rapid abyss]

Made ME perfect not yall messes

[coarse leaf]

it is unbelievably excruciatingly painful

[glossy berry]

the only perfect animal is the platypus we're establishing this rn

[rapid abyss]

Maybe im perry

[coarse leaf]

its been described as thr worst agony ever by people who let bullet ants and such sting them for science

[cloud yew]

i’m happy to be doing zoology now but i’d kill to be doing it a couple hundred years ago when people were regularly discovering crazy shit

[shell stream]

guys are also usually more toxic during sports season

[warped umbra]

Skong anyone?

[glossy berry]

their milk is especially fucked by the way

it has a protein in there that we cant find elsewhere that could feasibly fight off bugs immune to antibiotics

[cunning geode]

xenobiology is just around the corner

[cloud yew]

now if you discover something new chances are it’s like a bug or a parasitic worm or whatever

[strange gulch]

I disagree

[rapid abyss]

No its not

Were the only life in the universe

[cunning geode]

xenobiology is just around two corners

[rapid abyss]

Source: me

[rapid abyss]

Oh ya probably

[shell stream]

something more like a few thousand corners

[glossy berry]

they found 7 new frogs in one place last october tbf

which is a win

[shell stream]

first we gotta get rid of these weird old dudes with nukes

[coarse leaf]

they found a whole ass new shark last year

[cunning geode]

give them worms to play with instead

[rapid abyss]

Did theg name it window

[cloud yew]

they also found those shrimp that live in trees so i guess it’s not all bad

[cunning geode]

that’s incredible sharky

[fiery burrow]

the waht

[cloud yew]

imagine being the person who discovered that the coelacanth was still alive

[strong trench]

Me when I find a whole ass: 🤯

[glossy berry]

ocean census came partially last month they found eight hundred and sixty new guys

including the Guitar Shark

[shell stream]

damn those guys werent paying taxes

[rough bone]

silksong tomorrow

[cunning geode]

yeah they look so cute

the guitars

[young saffron]

HOLY SHIT BOTANICULA

nostalgia explosion

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/bionicle-toa-mahri-toa-mahri-hahli-gif-27654640

[glossy berry]

who let him be like that

[cunning geode]

they played themselves

[cloud yew]

those are rays aren’t they

[cunning geode]

yes

[young saffron]

Chicory: A Colorful Tale

chat is this peak

[versed pollen]

Without a doubt

[fiery burrow]

Yes

Pretty peak I think

[cobalt stag]

can u get through crystal peak without claw with wings?

[lament lotus]

43 hours on a coloring book

[lament lotus]

are you playing randomiser

[glossy berry]

speaking of rays look at this guy they made official last month

[versed pollen]

There's probably a significant amount you can do but I dunno how many conveyers you can circumvent without it

[cobalt stag]

idk maybe by pogoing the hell out of crystal hunters

[glossy berry]

what difficulty did you set allowed skips to because that changes what the logic allows

in randomisation

[versed pollen]

Colouring game with the hardest OST known to man

[cobalt stag]

i didnt change the setting from the default i forgot what it is

[fiery burrow]

Walking past Outer Wilds OST fans with real music like Sips River

[cloud yew]

stingrayyy

[shell stream]

or brekkie

[cunning geode]

or crazy frog

[shell stream]

no not that

[versed pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/blob-jelly-memes-stare-at-it-bob's-gif-8902687973428544154

[cloud yew]

my favourite things ever are sea slugs i’m a big sea slug guy

[glossy berry]

opinions on sea bunnies

specifically

[lament lotus]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "made"

[formal marsh]

Show the bottom of it. Now.

thats the fun part of rays i want to see the silly face

[cunning geode]

scroll further up

[glossy berry]

people have been studying them for 20+ years and noted anatomical differences and phenomena between them and other rays around and never thought to consider it a different species until last month

[formal marsh]

: |

[cloud yew]

very cute i also like sea hares

[glossy berry]

no thats a different guy

[formal marsh]

HOYL SHIT AWESOME

[cunning geode]

execute order 66

[formal marsh]

:|

[lament lotus]

oh thats funnt

[glossy berry]

thats a guitar shark but theyre awesome too

the ocean is so full of awesome friend shapes guys

[fiery burrow]

that ain't a shark

[glossy berry]

guitar shark ^

[cloud yew]

i think my fav sea slugs are the emerald elysia and the blue glaucus but i think pretty much all sea slugs are cool

[lament lotus]

literally what were they smoking that doesnt look like a guit- oh it kinda does

[gusty geyser]

i still dont understand why they called a guitar shark

[fiery burrow]

Sea angels

[kindred pewter]

cause they look like a guitar

[cunning geode]

i love sea angels

they’re so silly

[glossy berry]

okay yeah those are real good picks lmao youre so right

sea slugs are awesome