#sk-discussion
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july 29th
Quiet nerd boy
June 12th would be most funny

close enough to june ure a goat ‼️
Only 29% goated
My birthday would be even funnier 
Let silksong come out on December 31st
let it come out on june 4th..
Nope my birthday of June 31st is the funniest and best and also the true one it’s then
What in the fuck
people who are born in june 4th must be goated
What could the context possibly be
girl do you just have these stockpiled somewhere how long is the gif storage
in the meantime, yall can play the cloverpit demo its peak
she js probs searched the word bubblewrap LOL
but what is the context 😭💔
y'all have never listened to weird al smh
Is that part of the hardware store???
I don't think I've ever seen a music video for that
is this in hardware store or smth???? huh?
White and nerdy
How in the fuck is it not hardware store
weird al is peak
Interesting update on the internal date using popular upcoming on steam that people found, yesterday it was squished between two April 29th dates, implying the internal release date was April 29th. But now it's between two April 30th dates, which either means TC pushed it back 1 day, or everyday it auto updates one day back which keeps it consistently 19 days from current date. I'll check again tomorrow to see if it's pushed back again
This may a mobile thing but I just opened steam and I dont see COMING SOON anywhere
hardware store has a music video?
Bubble wrap isn’t hard it wouldn’t be at a hardware store
where would one view this?
i hate all my friends
In your dreams because it's nonsense
It only says that for some people. Who ever it doesn't say it for has to wait another 4 years
Searching by genres on steam and then scrolling down and selecting "Popular Upcoming". If you click a genre that is listed under Silksong on it's steam page it should be there
Picture of the foolish creature
this is what they listen to 💔😭
silksong just doesnt appear there for me 💔
not this again 😭
are your friends 7
like my friends are braindead 💔😭
will it be in silksong
15 btw
It's a nonzero chance
Which genre are you looking at? Also you have to scroll down quite a bit cause it's listed by release date, so you have to scroll down to where the April 30th games are
I saw it nvm!!
its normal for most 15 to get brain rotted
I still have no clue where the coral forest fits into pharloom
Metroidvania or Soulslike works
In the hole
Nah gang, silksong aint coming this month
in this modern age
phonk??? seriously???
I have a feeling the bottom of the area spills into moss grotto
If they post a release trailer then yes but super unlikely
Soulsvania
i am looking at indie
Like through a one-way exit
yeah I think idk i'm so old i'm basically dust
this look cool
imagine having sane friends 😹😹😹
It's there for me, though the pages look different so I think you are on a different page, try clicking the Indie tag straight from the Silksong Store page
my friends are sane, i'm the insane one
LOL
HOLY FRICK BANANA GAME
Is that between april 28th and 30th?
its based on user profile, library and tags to a degree
i was on the popular upcoming page on the main store page
sliksnog
not on the tag game view popular upcoming page
Shut up
It's between two April 30th, which is interesting because yesterday it was between two April 29ths
Silksong april 29?
30
Likely doesn't mean much then, could be just a way to get it into upcoming
Silksong when you see a release trailer
30th until tomorrow when it updates to May 1st
😭💔
I hope we get it soon but I highly doubt it'll come before late may at the earliest
june 16 just watch
15 days...
June 12th is the only reasonable date
August 12th
June 16th
My personal belief is late May, though that's just a hunch
i hope it releases in july cus then i have summer break and will do nothing but play this game
june 16 because june + no mans sky clearly the answer
I've seen people reason that it won't drop before the switch 2, which doesn't garuntee anything but does make sense
Are you counting days till the apocalypse I don't get it😭
Yes
April 26..
sun explodes
April 30th
Mainly being that backers who choose the switch 2 as their platform wouldn't get their keys day 1, though this isn't proof of anything
Of 2030
why april 12th?
Actually he's counting down to the day he can afford a PS5
Granted wouldn't a switch 1 key work on switch 2?
i dont think its going to drop WITHIN A WEEK of getting a release date announcement...
even within the same month would be crazy
did hollow knight shadow drop or something
Give it 2 weeks
Thats the main counter argument, as well as the potential to use one key for both consoles
It doesn't actually?
and sgf and xbox showcase are june 6 and 8 resepeictiveltytly
final trailer gave us 2 weeks of notice
Why would it release before switch 2
Why wouldn't it
sales
I could be misremembered but didn't TC say they weren't gonna announce the release date at a showcase?
Because it just got shown in the switch 2 direct

Unless tc and nintendo are working very closely I doubt tc will purposefully drop it same day, or otherwise choose to wait for the switch 2 with no other reasoning
can you get a source on that please thats a big statement to make
They said no such thing
Show me an unreleased game in that direct that releases before the switch 2
I think your delululululululululululu made that up
I thought it was like a leth tweet or interview or something but I don't remember
Leth said it in an interview with BlueSR maybe?
I don't think it's releasing before the switch 2 because I think if it was releasing in the next 2 months we would just have a release date already instead of a release year
leth has not said anything of the sorts
"expect more news from us as we get closer to release" AND SOMEHOW PEOPLE INTERPRETED THAT AS US GETTING NEWS EXCLUSIVELY FROM THEM
Don’t you
me I’m fairly certain he said that
I think they said release year so we can have this conversation again next February
They could just be sticking to the 2 weeks before drop tradition they have executed one time
He didn't
I’m googling it
I mean it sounds fair to me
i can tell you for sure he did not do that
i dont think it's releasing.
The quote in question was something along the lines of "What can I say the next news will come from the team" and he was talking about the xbox release window thingie
They've never stuck to a tradition for anything there's no logic to this
It got delayed to 2027
It was in the blueSR interview
They did that once
dude how did bluesr get leth to talk for 4 hours
N1 here completed hollow knight
TTacco said it so it must be true
Thats what I implied when I said "they have executed one time" as in it probably won't be the case
Shoulda clarified that
I don’t think it’s accurate anymore but I’m pretty sure he said it
damn are my friends braindead or what they keep using "🗿🍷" emojis
N1 here completed hk i need help
i did
who is N1
Wrong channel either way
no one i guess?
Anyone
can you stop being friends with 7 year olds
im guessing anyone
oh
Mb
never seen that before
friends is a strong statement i used, classmates is better.
fucking hate those mutts

in 2025 is crazy
all they can fathom is talking about roblox (slopblox) and one piece 😭💔
are you in 5th grade
Hey roblox is fun under incredibly specific circumstances and conditions
It’s one or the other
This is true
also "slopblox" is hasty generalization........
Ok slopblox defender
What’s up silksong munchers
not at all bro
Yeah its fun when you never play it
Slop Asylum
bad horror games with like 4 friends at night is peak
Slopwoken
why are you talking about being unable to afford groceries at the age of 15
Do you guys think children should have unrestricted internet access
name pyrthrageum theory
because i cant???
I miss 2022.
Silksong has SLOPES chat
Needs less pixels I can tell what game it is
These are the conditions yes
no response
pytharegomus*
crazy that this was 3 years ago
*pygathormeus
only slightly good roblox game is azure latch and thats also slop
Iirc Leth said the next news will come from TC themselves
didnt hapoen but still
Pneumothorax, even
what the lie that game is ass 😭
so real
for example
||go into untitled tag game and input code seeyousoon and experience peak||
you dont know it?
Powdered is GASLIGHTING me I know he said it
Idk what that is we just played speedrun and high school sims
back then we thought it will release on june 6 2023 bcs of x box 😭😭
no i know im js saying the guy never respionded
ive played roblox 2 times in the past month, and ive only slightly had fun with this game.
june 6 2025 my champion
I used to play pizza place simulator for like 3 hours straight
I wish I had that attention span now
No it was June 12th 2023 silly
really
incremental games are fun on roblox
Yea, Xbox trailer was on June 12th 2022 and the release window’s upper bound was June 12th 2023
you seem like a huge drill simulator fan
say the quadratic formula
i think it’s gonna be june 20somethingth
a + b = c
A squared plus b squared equals c squared
thats out of pocket LOL
WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUT OF POCKET
both of you guys saying the pythagorean theorem is interesting
Update: he peed on me
what i said is what i said
Well did you have it in your pocket?
exactly??
x = (-b +or- sqrt(b^2-(4ac)))/2a
good good
I forgot most of it, all i know is the (everything)/2a
yeah
So you took it out of your pocket
Therefore its out of pocket
asap rocky
Guys this is a. Random question but yall think Grimm is the type of character to drink tea?
DEADASS?? LOL
uhhh P(A) + P(B) - P(A&B)
what?
Slope intercept go
THATS TRAVIS SCOTT 😭💔
I don’t know the slang what does deadass mean?
I think he kills people
Blood :(
yes thats the joke bro asap looks like travis
Boring answer try again
y = mx + b
i only know the rapper joke (yo r u the guy that made the box???) LOL
Why are you people quizzing eachother on high school maths
defk
Alright tough guy
circle formula go
Huh?
367/34
NOW
About 12
sorry that was braindead i dont even fucking know
Solve this one
2.828×10¹⁸ is what?
hey guys
10e1000
About 13
You need to do this now
2828000000000000000
trust me.........
Hey Andy
Oh wow
guys right e^(5x-2) = 17 in logarithmic form!!
hey Andy
Your……….
2828*10^12 obv.....
2828000000000000000
stupid as shit
Isn’t it 10^15?
He's a real gentleman so yes
Solve this one and then he just says a number
AUDIWNENQOOaoaaa I LOVE THEMMM
but atleast i was close...?
radians to degrees formula go
What the fuck is happening
Yea
it wwas
You push the button on your calculator
I don’t know Mr. IKEA rat I don’t know
that’s really easy bud
2pi radians = 360 degrees
AAAAAAAAAAA
isnt that 180 over pi
its 180/pi btw
rad_to_deg(float)
where do you live i need to steal your cat
Bro said pie
I’m gonna say no on the principle that drinking tea is good for your throat, and Grimm does not sound like someone with a health throat.
dude is charismatic
yeah i know
LMAOO misstype
Classified
pie.
I spy shuanshuan
awwww
😨
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 180/pi
OHH YEAH THATS WHAT UR PFP IS
we LOVE nine sols
is that 12 sols
nine sols peak
I thought their pfp was Travis Scott honestly
hihi
why did this make me laugh
what is wrong with this thing
sup
What about the other 11 games?
Yayyy I’m funny
He looks like bill skarsgard
the same place as the 358 xboxes before 360
silson junemorrow guys
xbox 359 😭💔
xbox two
Xbox.. One..
Why are we just saying xbox numbers
Xbox.. Flint And Steel...
ts movie pmo
Why is one eye bigger than the other
This is so tough
icl ts mvie so tuff 🥀🥀
are we deadass 😭💔🖐🏻🥀
THE NETHER 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯✅😭🔥
🔥
First we mine...
people using the fucking wilting rose emoji makes me want to do something violent
what does it even mean why are they using it like that
Absolute cinema
🥀 🥀
🥀
stop being a
It’s likr 💔
why not just use that
Which is like 😭
gonna be honest one of the most hype parts about silksong is the music
sybau 😭😭🥀
first we silk
the broken heart is better
Bc it’s outdated 🪫🏚️
significantly better
then we song
hard 💔
lets silksong
hard 🥀
😭💔🖐🏻🥀
its literally SONG in its nam e.
this is one of those gifs you really want to use unironically but dont know if people think its funny
its so over
You're a real Persona fan then.
I've played 10 hours , and only did the first section
Im very experienced
wait what was your previous pfp
can you guys just says something peak
wheole
hunter queen carmelita is boutta be peak
Garmond and Zaza
fuck I lost the gif
Marcille from dungeon meshi
boi tuff 🍷🗿☠️
OHH
Fractal block world
Ftaires! We haue found Ftaires!
ok i remember who you were now
I like your pfp a lot!
same
?av
😎
hold on
wow really
False
We doing pfp checks now
sorry guys I lost the gif I can't react to your peak messages
i hate my pfp so much.
as usual mine is the cream of the crop therefore I have no enemies
I like yours, i see you as a stoner
i hate rain world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the wonderful source material
whqts he sayijg
Holy shit he's cool
english only
ban him
medic tf2 skin
true
no
i do not know
nice
Watashi wa very cool
sometimes i look back at my takes and wonder if i am indeed that
stop ragebaiting..
Stoner in the making I say
So valid and based
How do I do anything in rainworld
rain world in the big
25
you hit the jump button to jump!
Wtf katana
it looks like a kinda cool game
every rain world fan despises rain world
so simga boiiii 🍷🗿☠️🥀
Ah, i see, im omw to beat it now!
yet we have countless hours on it
sthu please
who's we
we?
There is no we.
rain world is privated on my steam because its cringe
BASED
They should make Silksong purchase-able and downloadable today but when the game launches it’s just a black screen that says “soon”
Fortnite countdown please
what
Hİ 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
what are they
why
Check my about me for suggestions
Im gonna ignore that and play fortnite
oh lord
Bruh
cinema
Leon s kennedy my fav
terraria, tmodloader, drg, warframe, bloons td6, rain world, rimworld, the binding of isaac rebirth, team fortress 2, payday 2, scp sl, stardew valley,
that appears to be more than 7
Goat
tf2??? stardew??????? TERRARIA????????
rest is valid
Who are you hiding from?
ALSo ISAAACC?????
the only game I own that I would even consider privating is cookie clicker but I want to serve as a warning to others
Back
any news on skong?
cookie clicker is cinema
Binding of Isaac repentance
there is a lot of more than that on my less played games i am lazy to scroll down
Bro...
Privating Terraria is perfectly valid
how?? 😭
I wouldn't want anyone seeing me play that
Check my about me 
They hate terraria here be careful
I'll play terraria after hk and all arena bosses
tf2 is fucking cringe
Check my bout me
stardew is fucking cringe, terraria is fucking cringe and boring
stardew and tf2 are alr
Dark souls..
Blasphemous Swordigo
no
Oceanhorn
idk
i proudly show the world i own popular title "gay world"
Which TF2
Terraria is great modded and with friends
it is not ragebait i have a terrible fear of being found as cringe
Both
i only have manly based games unprivated.....
But i assume youre talking about team fort
U dont
stardew valley is one of the most universally beloved games of all time you need to get some interests that are legitimately ass
Chill game
Why are we even saying based and cringe in april 2025
Stressful game
Redditor lingo icl
I won't even like it based on my about me
june 2025 at the earliest
i tried playing stardew valley stressed out and hurt myself
oh shit you can private games?
You did what?
On what
steam
steamed steam
oh god
What would that do
not show them to others
What?
on your steam account games list and when youre playing them
shame
grilled steam
Some people play the kind of games you wouldn't want your friends to know about
Oh.. i understand..
i wouldnt want my friends to know i play games tbf
Rain world..
i only play peak fiction
saaame
i feel great shame in how many hours of isaac i have ngl
normal people do not earn most of their coding experience from garrys mod i think
my steam page is just a huge flex
i have 1300 i think 😭 wasted a summer in high school
i lost the code but i made friday night funkin in garrys mod
shame is for the weak
Idk whether to feel pity or impressed
AYYY I LOVE TERRARIA
let me pull up an older clip because i do not have any newer clips :(
Terraria is awesome
I somehow have like 400 hours between vanilla and modded and i have NO idea where they came from
Guys is there any info how big the team that making a silksong?
3 people
Where did u find info?
Team Cherry's website
i have gone through so much pain playing peaks of yore but its worth it now bc i get to brag about stuff
ohh that explains a lot
Are we sharing Terraria Playtime?
my top 5 games are terrible terrible terrible TERRIBLE
(payday 2 at the bottom)
beat me by 10 hours, damn
Appreciate that thank ya
same
this is my top 5, i love risk of rain 2
yeah that's pretty terrible except for warframe which is only cause my fave band is in warframe
They also hire other people to make music, playtest, etc
My numbers are kinda pathetic in comparison to this holy shit
warframe is the worst on the list
Team mid
i had too much time in high school, i dont play nearly as much now that im in college
Thanks i hope we will soon see the game
Fair enough
Top 5 ignore the bad games
Why is Celeste unmarked
peak.....
ew hollow knight
fps locked games cannot be in a top 5 by default please fix
I cant bring myself to play celeste anymore
Ok rich guy
Nintendo made it
i bet you get above 30 fps
Pathetic amount of hours
top 5 ignore the non-game
I dont wanna be rude but i think i may be the best Silksong speed runner at the moment
I need to play ultrakill
think i have like 700 in Elden ring 😭
I found it :)
For ER i have at least 1,260 hours
Replaying through the tears
i also need to play ultrakill.. playing through great ace attorney rn
I respect you so much.
before you ask why I have over 700 hours in ultrakill
Why the fuck do I have do much playtime in have a mid death
go play my ultrakill mod 🥺
Ulrakill gameplay SUCKS
NINE SOLS!!!!!!
nine mids
I WILL play ultrakill and i WILL play Elden ring , I say to myself
enemy dash jumping is goated you need to try it
yes.
Should I buy nine souls?
yes
No
Why?
Nine Sols is mid (To clarify, this is just my opinion, its totally okay if you enjoyed Nine Sols, it just does not match my established preferences in games I've come to accumulate in over a decade of gaming, which is further exacerbated by specific gameplay choices I did not personally enjoy. I'd like to reiterate its okay to like Nine Sols, and it may still be worth checking out, I'm just giving my opinion on the matter. Have a wonderful day)
silksong is right around the corner save money
I gotta afford deltarune and silksong so i cant spend shit rn
i loved the story
pretty hard ngl
the game is pretty difficult though, definitely harder than hollow knight
Silence
has anyone here played peaks of yore?
You need that MONEY FOR SILKSILK
Now i wanna try even more
BUT I NEED MONEY FOR THAT GROCERIES
What's it like?
likely peak as the name suggests....
sitting at your desk for 8 hours straight climbing a 7,500 meter tall mountain
I see the American flag in your name, i understand the predicament
its great! feels really smooth when you get used to it, i actually enjoyed the combat more than hollow knight once i got used to the parry mechanic
I might've seen astralspiff play this
you have
I actually live in Europe, don't tell anyone tho
I'll definitely try it, been wanting to for a while! Unfortunately have to watch money rn
maybe bday
The american flags in my name are just for the joke lol
I have climbed all of the mountains in the base game, and all but 2 in the dlc
Wtf faked out
Chat hop on uhhh 33 immortals
hell yeah!! thats real tbh
IF THERE'S 33 IMMORTALS THEN HOW DID I DIE
Are sgf indie slots first come first serve
Happy?
Geoff said he’s good friends with TC he’d let them in anyway
Happy, what country if i may ask?
sgf confirmed
Damn guess I have to hate TC now
I live in skibidi landia come Visit
they get pitched to geoff himself and he decides if he likes the idea of the game being in there from a business and personal perspective lol
which bodes well he likes tc a ton
Let's hate 3 people why not
there's no reason for team cherry to be in xbox over sgf then for the big release trailer ?
european union
He what
In 2025 we're hating 3 people instead of minorities cool
Woag
I just wanna find out if people are Dutch or not tbfr💔
Milch nein
Ah neighbour
yeah exactly lmao
if they can do sgf i think they'd jump at the chance
I have a game recommendation i am almost certain nobody here has played
Not german, I drinka za kofola and bryndzové halušky
tf is this?
Nah genug dran eh
shoot
silksong wont be in sgf tbh
Who's gf?
summer games fest
gluten free
Ship of Fools
peak
i see no reason to not believe lol idk
its all conjecture atp
just googled it, that looks like a banger
Ah slovenian, nice
Ship of theseus
it is
Why hate 3 people instead of placing all your hate on J.K rowling
What distorted version of Dutch is this
If you disassemble a ship is it still a ship
Lmao I'm crying
Or something.
Das ist Deutsch 
Brother am i missing something 
Ah the weird neighbours again
me when i use my billion dollars in wealth to be a cunt to minorities for shits and gigs
geoff says he's friends with literally everybody who's talked about in the industry
Many don't know the diference
idek who rowling even is all i know is that shes a huge bigot
taski maiden pfp hell yeah
Silkvakia
geoff is goated imo
author of harry potter
I humbly apologize, Google translate lied to me
She targets random people on a random Tuesday
ehhhh. i wouldn't really say that but he's not too bad as big figures in the gaming industry go
Me when I make a boom that made bilions and is about why you Shouldn't be in the closet and then be a bitch to trans people:✨💅
author of harry potter, responsible for large portions of the trans rights decline and anti-advocacy in the uk
actually yeah, youre right. not goated, just pretty cool. I dont understand the hate he gets is all
harry potter is a book series about some cishet white kid getting unfathomable power and stardom, then using it to become a cop
its not good
she's a specific breed of bigot called a "trans exclusionary radical feminist" or terf for short
i don't even know what happens in harry potter
shes dabbled in acephobia recently
Harry potter is written horrible sometimes, the movies are well acted and I watch them for the nostalgia every christmas
meaning she's big on women's rights while also trying to say trans women aren't real women
it means she pretends to be big on women's rights 
yeah
Harry potter is Mid as hell
Daniel Redcliff and Emma watson aren't working on harrt Potter thats what I know
If you dont hop on Wilds right now you're fake af
First try to clean it, then panic
ok
I hunted zoh shia earlier with a bow, very fun but took me way too long 😔
put it in rice
I was way south of the time limit but still 30 min hunt is rough
it did its job of grabbing people in its target audience when it was at the height of its popularity but yeah it's really not a very well-written series if i'm being honest
rowling doesn't even have that going for her
There is one indian kid in the whole shcool,and the only chinese student has "chang" in her name💀💀and the only lgbtq character is Dumbledore which you don't know about till a fantastic beasts
like she's a pretty shit writer
Bring it to a boil then boil it for 52 days until summer game fest
i liked it when i was a kid, dunno if i would today
Low on the representation and moral part tbh
Or what about the black professor character or something being named "shacklebolt"
THATS SO TRUE, and even then dumbledore being gay is incredibly subtle if i remember right
does Minecraft movie batter then hairy potter?
The asian character is specifically called Cho Chang or something which is wow
not to mention that that one chinese character is in the series for like one major scene then is never seen again
and is given no real character
her whole purpose to the story is being "really pretty"
yeah
her purpose is for harry to be physically attracted to her
like wow rowling. sounds like you're really all for women's rights and ability to be something more than what is considered "traditional"
It’s not that hard to be better than hairy pot so yes
it could have ended at the first book, just "Harry lived a happy life at the wizard school, and nothing interesting ever happened. The end."
Minecraft movie also kinda sucked with the female characters tbfr
Only good minecraft movie part was technoblade tribute
Hogwarts is the only shcool with diferent students, all the other shcools students litteraly look IDENTICAL and are th same gender💀
For real, like especially the older one did literally nothing in the movie
TECHNOBLADE ‼️
And ofc the quotes
first we mine
They did nothing, then reappeared and suddenly they had a house and then "we are minecraft" happened
Peak cinema or something
coming in hot
then we craft
lets minecraft
Peak cinema ofc ofc
i am going to see the movie tomorrow
Its the worst thing I've ever seen, its amazing
"You were meant to be the hero, brian!"
"im liking that name..."
that is cool, just on the basis of it being a mainstream acknowledgement of a major figure in that game's community who tragically passed at a really painfully young age from cancer
Spot the diferent between any of these
the one at the back has longer hair
"He's not a pig... he's a legend."
Its interesting to me that techniblade gets like 20x more time than any other creator. Deserved but its just odd they did nothing at all with the people they had practically
absolute cinema
Its the best movie ever made
Flint and steel
The problem is the others haven't died yet so they don't get any screen time
I didnt spot danTDM which was sad
But it makes a lot of sense, Technoblade's part is a tribute, the others are mostly there for fun
pretty sure he's in the crowd in front of the storage unit really early on
along with a number of other creators i think
He was near the beginning, he had a cowboy hat on for whatever reason
With mumbo jumbo and uh
The other one that was there I forgot who it was
Yeah i saw a yt vid later on, pretty cool he's there
he's too british looking they had to make him look american. no better way to do that than with a cowboy hat
silksong release date?????
I gues..
Should have handed him a gun
Facts
He should've like said something about a diamond minecart or something idk
Also don't understand at all why the villager love stuff existed, literally 2 scenes with them lmao
That shit was SO funny
Could've been given to other characters to have literally any character development for anyone
also am i the only one who thought that jason momoa's character and the guy selling him the storage unit at the start were totally into each other
Thats a good poijt
Jason just wanted to hide it
Idk i was mostly under impression Steve and Jason were gay as hell
i came out with no thoughts about that movie other than "jason momoa's character was absolutely gay"
True
Gay in Minecraft?nuh-uh send the anti-woke to cancel
Steam page about to get raided
Minecraft loves gay
really shitty movie but i did genuinely like his character which is shocking to me because in general i'm so fucking tired of jason momoa being in stuff
Steve and Jason did a good job to make it a fun movie
Without them it would've been less desirable
are we just calling jack black steve now
Honestly him and Jack black were the only two characters I gave half a care about
Yes i am
He said he was Steve didn't he
Idk I didn't watch the movie
because he is steve
True he did
Heard all the women were really badly written except maybe Jennifer Coolidge
Can we talk about grown adults messing up theaters for the shitty "chicken jockey" joke
funny
I love making life hard for movie theater workers they have it easy if you ask me
CHICKEN JOCKEY,OMG!throws popcorn and cola because we don't respect mimumu wage workers enought
They changed the i am steve 
if you don't want to clean up after morons you should sell your soul and get a real job moving numbers around
They did! I'm so sad
speaking of which i haven't seen a fucking jimmy fallon clip in the better part of a decade but then i saw this yesterday
You want them to all work in accounting‽
i saw a video where someone brought a live chicken to the theater and held it up after he said chicken jockey
i do not understand what motivates people to do this
First we silk then we song lets skong
I don't think they were particularly badly written they just did literally nothing at all in the movie
be a hedge fund manager or you're a brokie or whatever
Holy shit 😭
Yeah we should all be accountants, that's when the world will truly thrive
Being a member of the main cast and doing absolutely nothing sounds like bad writing
it's giving "family friendly eric andre" in the worst way possible because fallon isn't funny and has none of the charisma, comedy writing talent, or commitment to physical gags
They just went to a place said "oh damn we went the wrong way" and then went to another place, just to meet up with the men and then fight the final battle lol
eric andre skit from hell
Okay tbfr everyone was badly written, but the women just didn't get anything for them, not even some slight depth
🤝
Anyone did see the post generic scene (i mean, not the villager one)
Alex
Do u think we will get news today
Can't wait for them to go to the end to save the over over world cause endermen came through the portal to the real world
No
no? why would we?
yessir
There wasn't the wither 😥
news everyday
Honestly how would they even add the wither
Spider jockey next😞
Hes kinda just a guy you go on a side quest for lol
I think it was it when i saw the golem plans
idk they made the wither the entire conflict of minecraft story mode so like
they could manage it
Christopher Larkin said he’s willing to drop more music, that’s about it
I forgot that existed
they just have to go beyond what exists in the actual game which they already very much did in this movie
i'll never forget. even though i haven't played it since i was about 12
You can't anymore lol it's gone everywhere
i remember like small snapshots of that game, namely the pig dying because that made me really sad as a kid
ME (he's the real minecraft antagonist)
that's nuts
minecraft story mode was kinda mid
they ruined the pig scene with pork
the fucking minecraft telltale game is the last thing i ever expected to become a lost game. i mean i'm sure you can still find copies of it through non-legal means but yknow
farland was pretty cool tho
Minecraft story mode style wither would go hard
my issue with the tool system is when you keep trying to beat a boss and you have to keep farming bone shards to craft tools
Ay i still teared up when I was like 11 
you gotta either pirate that shit or play the netflix version of it that's even less interactive than the actual game is
it was so peak
That ones gone too
Piglins are really overhyped in the spin-off. They're poor nether pigs trying to survive and get gold 🙁
idk mc story mode was written in such a way that makes me think it wasnt made to be taken super seriously and it kind of played along with that
unless it will be worked around that
i just kinda suprised, not too sad
it was absolutely too self-serious in a lot places if i'm being real
Idk man i was young lol
i just can't cry after it turned into a pork
how
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_Z4kusntLA more peak holy shit
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by being a very young child
i was young too, i was like 15
my goat
and I was very sentimental
15 is old enough that you're at least less susceptible to really shallow attempts at emotional moments like that
Did the elevator get stuck or sum?
no
pig can't talk so he was probably the best written character in the game, I can understand not wanting to lose him
True
How tall is the building for the elevator to take on hour?😭
i would've been even younger than i thought i was when that game came out too, it was 2015 so i was only 10
idk maybe I just never liked the pig
this is live?
its a premiere
not live
minecraft story mode was enjoyable but the story is eh for me
farland was pretty cool tho
11 actually
and the godmode peoples
since it was october
i never play a single computer game until i turn 12
i played plenty, just with really bad performance because i had a really dinky little laptop as a kid
cool man
Me too
I kept lagging in bed wars. Made me lose my shit when i was like 8-10
i don't think bedwars even existed in any form when i was that young lmao
almost DSN time
you mean eggwar ?
if it did it was certainly very very different
Idk, when did bed wars get popular?
Guys there’s something we gotta discuss
2017
What’s everyone’s thoughts on the current state of the trout population
i just searched
Oh
2020, 2021 is when i started seeing people talk about it way more. i was 8-10 in 2012-14
eggwar was peak before bedwar
weird huh
What is eggwar
bedwar but egg
take a wild guess
the system is kinda familiar
yeah
I see
i liked the gamemode alot but bedwar is just better
Aren't they vibing for the forseeable future?
Or is that over
i miss the vibes minecraft servers had way back when i very first started playing that game as a really little kid. especially in survival sandbox servers people would build some really cool stuff. i also got banned from several of them for griefing because i was a very angry and unstable child that also didn't know how to express their emotions so i took that out on minecraft blocks
we are talking about minecraft server gamemode here
Forseeable more like Horseeable. 🐴
I built some wild shit on housing hypixel too
What do you mean "before bedwars" there was no eggwars before bedwars
sorry for the interruption but I am gonna be Silkposting in Silksong Discussion
Not sure if anyone here's already aware but
For those who have heard the rumors of Silksong potentially coming out in late April due to Steam's store list setup, I did a bit of testing on my own (going to the Steam store list and checking it myself on a couple separate days) and I've noticed that the position Silksong is on the list has been changing so it is perpetually about/just under three weeks from now when compared to the games around it on the list.
This trend will probably continue until Silksong gets an actual release date, so it isn't gonna be out this month (and probably not until late June at the absolute earliest)
why are we talking about midcraft
yes there is
Oh wait no you right
who let Midith in
I was thinking of the other one
so silksong always comes out in 3 weeks instead of always coming out tomorrow?
dsn in 3 mins
there was genuinely like. a sense of exploration and discovery in those old servers that i've never felt in a game since. and that's probably in large part due to the fact i was a little kid and everything seemed way more cool and novel to me at the time but the actual vivid memories i do have of those servers still make me go "wow i want something like that again"
I need SkyClash back...
same man
until it gets a proper release date, yeah pretty much
idk I can't relate
ok

any silksong believers?
ME
you never play anything that is actually good
YESS
yessir
2025 is a year on the calendar of some kind yeah
June 12th, 2025, the heat death of the universe
WHAT DOES JUNE 12TH MEAN
We've fallen as a society if we're asking this
I DON'T UNDERSTAND EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING SILKSONG THEN BUT WHY
yes
WOULDN'T JUNE 6 OR 8 BE MORE REALISTIC
Thats where we’d get the trailer of course
A couple years back, steamdb had June 12th 2020 listed as the internal silksong release date
isnt 6th exactly the same date as switch 2
In like September 2019 it was accidentally made public on Silksong steam's page
which would be an immediate no no
june 12th was the old 2023 deadline
No switch 2 is june 5th
June 6th is SGF, xbox showcase is june 8th
ah
i got exited for the ping🙏
so if its not June 12th 2025 then its gonna be June 12th 2026 right ?
It was also the old old placeholder and also the same day we got the xbox trailer
Also same day the riddles started
Yep
riddler ?
So clearly they love June
we've always historically had Stuff then yeah
“They’ve used it as a placeholder date” should go without saying that it’s completely nothing
Even though yes its likely coincidence
what's SGF? (I live under a rock and I do not know what the abbreviation refers to)
Not even close to true
Summer Game Fest
what were some good games at the triple I btw?
Counterpoint it would be funny
ah
Geoff Keighley's Summer Game Fest
why so negative
drg rogue core
you must believe
Tammo’s face when silksong actually releases June 12th
insane
void breaker
wishes only come true if you truly believe
Strongest Silksong coincidence back then vs Strongest Silksong coincidence of today
Tammo is the world's #1 pessimist (reasonable person)
June 12th is a way better coincidence than the cake
primacon was rlly excited
June 12th 2025, everything will change
big things are coming (no news)
not a single thing has changed
It looks like finals if it was roguelite and single player and I'm all up for that
Unfortunately FUCKING DX12 EXCLUSIVE AGAIN
believe it
AAAAAAAAAAA
guys omg steam confirmed silksong is coming soon
OMG YEAA
I really like roguelite
No it didn't
that must definitely mean skong tomorrow
not true
Well it is coming soon 
hey , what was the gambling game loll in 3I
it’s true tho
It's been that way since 2019 lol
I LOVE DIRECTX12
no
I LOVE COMPILING SHADERS FOR 3 HOURs
steam assigned "coming soon" to it
Hate that Dexerto account so much
its always said that
it has always been “to be announced” but now a coming soon label has been added to it
its been like this since 2019, steam assigning a tag means nothing
dexerto is misinfo
its always said that
it's just a hidden placeholder date 