sk-discussion

[mellow wind]

The thing mark did just before PowerPlex cooked his wife and baby

[oblique musk]

IP grabber

[mellow wind]

My goat thank you

[gray sparrow]

get a vpn

[mellow wind]

https://tenor.com/view/my-beloved-omni-man-trollsome-gif-22836505

Let me break it down for you mark

[serene chasm]

Try NordVPN for 3 months free with code CurlyRules

[oblique musk]

WOAH man that’s way too nsfw for this chat you gotta warn people next time

[mellow wind]

Wait actually or

[serene chasm]

nah

you fine

[opaque sigil]

<@&283547423706447872> lmao

[mellow wind]

What does curly rule

[carmine island]

Earth

[serene chasm]

honestly its silly

[opaque sigil]

look away for a minute and piracy links 💀

[carmine island]

Minimod

[leaden delta]

fycjed iver

[mellow wind]

Never be afraid to sail the seven seas

[oblique musk]

I am not a bot. I am a Volunteer Reddit Discord Community Moderator. I do not have mod powers but my reports are taken seriously and those who get on my bad side tend to get banned in under 24 hours. I have numerous rules, which you may read in my post history, but 1 is the most important rule of all:

I am an officer in training, and I expect to be treated the same way I would be with my uniform and badge. Watch you back and get used to this face kiddo, you'll be seeing a lot of it.
~ Honorary Volunteer Reddit Discord Community Moderator

[silver oak]

Remember kids piracy is bad wink wink

[opaque sigil]

but don't send them here

[chrome basalt]

Narcs, narcs everywhere

[inland ravine]

Huh?

[silver oak]

No but fr don’t post stuff here please

[serene chasm]

I totally wasnt thinking about the pirated comics here

[silver oak]

Save that for dms or private servers

[gray sparrow]

my bad

[oblique musk]

Alright, sorry.
-# @gray sparrow slide me that shit

[weary tapir]

it's very illegal to say something like

"I fully endorse piracy!"

see that's just me informing you that it is bad to say that

[inland ravine]

Back to Tumblr I go

[carmine island]

Distracted were you?

[rancid crystal]

”art is free”

[weary tapir]

something something you wouldn't download a car

[silver oak]

https://tenor.com/view/whitest-kids-you-know-trevor-moore-what-the-what-gif-16150033311887774051

[serene chasm]

Damn you thicc omni man!

[oblique musk]

God I miss him.

[smoky nebula]

Wowwww
Does your husband know about this‽

[weary tapir]

probably the best video to ever exist ever

EXTREMELY ILLEGAL

[vagrant onyx]

only 8months more to go

[carmine island]

Only 2 months actually

Because I said so

Oh Silksong nvm

I thought you were talking about deltarune lol

[fallow tusk]

Of course its omni man

[rancid crystal]

8 months until xbox 2023 incident 2.0 lfg

[oblique musk]

What’s not illegal to say is “We have a group that meets Fridays under the Brooklyn Bridge and the password is sic semper tyrannus”.

[silver oak]

There’s a Hivemind bit like this about naming horses at the Kentucky derby illegal stuff

[heavy mason]

One month till the delay anniversary

[silver oak]

So the announcer has to say it

[carmine island]

8 months until the day we’re all happily playing Silksong and having fun

Joy and whimsy abound

[rancid crystal]

incorrect buzzer sound effect

i am whmsical and joyous. Not now

i have whimsy in my heart

[oblique musk]

I think r/Silksong will genuinely lose it entirely if that is the case. Like, more so than they have already.

[smoky nebula]

The light will leave your eyes as the whimsy exits your soul

[rancid crystal]

R/ss has lost it a while ago they just havent realized

[oblique musk]

The whimsy and light alike left me behind long ago.

[whole grail]

Surely team cherry has learned not to make promises they cant fulfill right???

[carmine island]

Xbox made that promise not team cherry

[rancid crystal]

so true

[whole grail]

They made the deal with xbox

surely they had some say in it

[silver oak]

A bit but this is certainly a higher level of accountability

They put the year in the video, which is a step beyond what Xbox did

[carmine island]

Taco explained this pretty well I can probably find the message if you want

[smoky nebula]

Xbox only said "everything here will release in this amount of time" right‽

[opaque sigil]

this situation really isn't that different than it was with xbox, delays are always a possibility

[silver oak]

Also Leth retweeting the Nintendo message

Also the date on steam update

[opaque sigil]

not a probability, but a possibility

[carmine island]

Oh what’s tacos tag again?

[silver oak]

I should make your name the doubter again

[smoky nebula]

Wait what

[carmine island]

You mean the copyright?

[opaque sigil]

steam update is the biggest nothing burger to ever be nothing

as is leth retweeting the nintendo message, xbox did not have an analogous post if it did he would 100% have retweeted that too

[mellow wind]

Is silksong a sequel or a prequel

[opaque sigil]

sequel

[cerulean sable]

im sorry but im locking in
i get being cynical or pessimistic about it but this year is the year, sorry

[opaque sigil]

probably

[silver oak]

They give some credibility in my eyes

[carmine island]

Oh my god tammo shut the hell up you’re always so negative would it kill you to have a tiny bit of fun?

[silver oak]

The main thing is the date in the video

[opaque sigil]

this is in fact the only salient difference and it's not like that big

[silver oak]

And also holy shit if they delay again it’s over

We’re done

Me and TC

[opaque sigil]

it's not being negative to disagree with things this is a you problem

[spare fractal]

muffin is right

tammo's always negative

[silver oak]

They’re not getting any of my money (I will remain a mod and receive silksong for free)

[opaque sigil]

oh no not internet randos who don't understand my points misconstruing them whatever shall I do

[mellow wind]

To be fair it was literally just a nothing burger like he said

[smoky nebula]

I thought we were unofficial

[silver oak]

This isn’t even a confirmed thing I’m just riding on it cuz it’s funny

[cerulean sable]

also im going with the tangent here that if they still wasnt confident, they couldve easily tide over and say nothing again for 2025
they did it in 2024, the precedent is there for them to do the same for 2025 and not like the community could do anything about it

but the fact they did it again AFTER the 2022 fiasco, surely means they actually have some sort of fucking assurance and weight to it

[shell yacht]

You're unofficial

We are real shit

[opaque sigil]

maybe, but they'd also said before 2023 that they would be cautious with that, so

[smoky nebula]

I know
It's my greatest insecurity
That I'll never be an official, real human

[gray sparrow]

god is 200 video games really a lot for 27 years of life? I really feel like it isn't as i haven't even played most popular games or any games from certain platforms

[silver oak]

We are real ya hear that

[opaque sigil]

the window's real, it'll probably be this year, but all I'm saying is it's not a guarantee if you don't like it fine don't bother me about it because I don't care

[silver oak]

They wouldn’t do it again

No shot

[brittle arch]

we gonna get hollow knight movie before silksong

[shell yacht]

Damn alien robots

[cerulean sable]

exactly

[shell yacht]

Yeah I didn't think they would miss a year window either

[silver oak]

I’ll take the screenshots now so I can look back in December when this all falls apart

[cerulean sable]

our side will win, and our side is now

[shell yacht]

But here we are

[open narwhal]

gmcb

[opaque sigil]

if delays were predictable they wouldn't be delays

[oblique musk]

“Don’t bother me about it because I don’t care” - the person who has injected themself into this exact discussion at least 5 times unprompted

[smoky nebula]

I was going with uncanny changeling type creature that's ever so slightly wrong but the technological approach works too

[silver oak]

I’m delaying my game

[shell yacht]

So a lizard

[smoky nebula]

Silksong now‽

[silver oak]

The little games I’ve been playing with everyone here

You’re all under my thumb and you have no idea

[shell yacht]

Is this you?

[brittle arch]

why all the doubts

when you can believe

[harsh yarrow]

My thoughts exactly

[opaque sigil]

I know, things must seem very complicated for you

[oblique musk]

Yeah, she’s actually a pregnant lizard under your porch.

[harsh yarrow]

In the end- all I care is that we get Silksong

[smoky nebula]

Almost
Too many legs

[brittle arch]

what

[opaque sigil]

I have said multiple times the window is real and probably true

[harsh yarrow]

Hollow Knight was an amazing game, and all I want is more

[opaque sigil]

I know that's hard to keep track of so I'll say it again

the window is real and probably true

[polar stag]

EXACTLY

[opaque sigil]

however

[smoky nebula]

And I swear if you show a legless lizard and not a snake

[shell yacht]

I definitely forgot I posted this already

Lol

I thought you were reading my mind for a minute

[opaque sigil]

it is not impossible that something could happen and the situation now is no different than in 2022 where the window was also real and probably true

[harsh yarrow]

Should I go through the effort of making this design look good?

[oblique musk]

No, I am also a lizard under your porch.

[brittle arch]

wromg channel

[harsh yarrow]

IE- symetric/semi symmetric

[mellow wind]

How do I become mod

[brittle arch]

also the design is unrescuable

[harsh yarrow]

No no, until the game releases this is the right one

[shell yacht]

?tag info offtopic

[white sail]

#sk-discussion is allowed to be off topic due to the game not being out yet, and the amount of times that topics have been exhausted for it. However, if you have a topic that you'd like to discuss, say it and the channel should follow suit.

[smoky nebula]

It's too late for you

[brittle arch]

ok

[empty musk]

Channel switch to topic: Apple

[cerulean sable]

i honestly wish Factorio had faction wars

i think its the only thing missing the game

and infantry

[brittle arch]

the frick is this

[oblique musk]

Red delicious tastes like ass.

[polar stag]

Gonna be a weird feeling actually using this channel for Silksong when it comes out

[mellow wind]

Nooo why 💔

[silver oak]

Sell your soul to TC

[harsh yarrow]

https://mods.factorio.com/mod/castra

[empty musk]

its not the best buts its alright

[mellow wind]

I honestly would

[cerulean sable]

• in vanilla game

but this is neat i guess

[oblique musk]

No the hell it’s not! It’s mushy straight off the tree!

[opaque sigil]

factorio should have monsters you can kill and harvest materials from to make new weapons

[harsh yarrow]

Eh, Space Age is close enough to vanilla

[smoky nebula]

Taco are you trying to outsource production to other places

[empty musk]

ive had crunchy ones

[harsh yarrow]

I mean.... thats something that Castra does for its planet

[silver oak]

You’ve had it for a while but sick pfp

[harsh yarrow]

But they did do that orignally, with biter artifacts

[cerulean sable]

id unironically play factorio if it had more RTS style gameplay

[polar stag]

Should there be a Silksong spoiler-free channel where you have to spoiler-tag your comments and screenshots and stuff when it comes out?

[harsh yarrow]

Was removed ages ago

[cerulean sable]

i wanna have APM

[brittle arch]

Space age is like x5 vanilla

[rancid crystal]

official hkdiscord for ss is gonna be unusable for like at least a week after ss release

[opaque sigil]

[cerulean sable]

there should be but realistically people are gonna avoid this channel lmao

[polar stag]

Thx. Shishiba the GOAT

[silver oak]

We’ll have #ss-help

[opaque sigil]

that would probably go hard but be incredibly annoying to play

[mellow wind]

Hollow knight final boss should be the hollow knight fighting the hollow knight, inside a magical egg 🥚

[opaque sigil]

rts where you have to create supply lines for weapons manufacturing while defending them and then deploy and shit

[brittle arch]

this channel will be spoiler free

[oblique musk]

Oh boy do I have news for you

[carmine island]

It would be nice to have a week long spoiler embargo where you have to keep all of your Silksong talk spoilered or in a certain channel

[polar stag]

Cuz I still wanna talk about the game but avoid spoilers at the same time, so mandatory spoiler tags would make sense

[opaque sigil]

there is no utility in a spoiler tagging channel other than #ss-help

[oblique musk]

I imagine they’ll create #ss-help or something.

[opaque sigil]

you can't have a useful discussion channel like that when everyone is at different places

nobody could click on anything

[polar stag]

I guess that's true

[midnight trout]

Mb gang

[mellow wind]

Wouldn’t there just a be ss-discussion and an ss-help

[shell yacht]

While we will have this channel, there's only going to be like three people that can actually answer the questions realistically

[smoky nebula]

Can we snail everyone who keeps saying there'll be an ss help

[mellow wind]

Can we slime them

[carmine island]

Ngl we might need multiple Silksong channels I expect this channel going a mile a minute when Silksong releases

[oblique musk]

The humble slowmode:

[opaque sigil]

no real way around that more channels would just be harder on mods

[shell yacht]

Simo can handle it

[opaque sigil]

the only way to have real conversations would be in dms, subservers, or using pings anyways

[shell yacht]

Oh we aren't going to be here

[mellow wind]

But the humble multiple channels bro 💔

[carmine island]

6 hour slow mode

[oblique musk]

You shut the hell up right now.

[lament coyote]

Silksong and silksong spoilers sounds like a reasonable idea

[mellow wind]

Is this server even official

[opaque sigil]

no

[shell yacht]

We play the game while the stinky testers moderate

[granite latch]

Will Silksong be on Switch 1

[opaque sigil]

yes

[shell yacht]

Yes this is as official as you'll get with a server

[smoky nebula]

Wait will silksong discussion be allowed in hk off topic when silksong releases‽

[oblique musk]

No it’s actually a virtual boy exclusive.

[opaque sigil]

it is not

[lone crown]

You know what Silksong needs?

[shell yacht]

The only technicality is that TC themselves does not have an employee running the server because that's the legal qualification

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/bahamut-zettaflare-final-fantasy-16-dragon-finale-gif-18210512071269579999

[opaque sigil]

the server isn't official it's just acknowledged by tc, to be official it would need to be run by them

[shell yacht]

Yeah like I just said

It's as official as it's going to get

Because they're not about to go make another server and run that one

[oblique musk]

https://tenor.com/view/rathalos-green-rathalos-monster-hunter-need-more-coffee-monster-hunter-wilds-gif-939333370099150970

[opaque sigil]

what it needs is mizutsune

[mellow wind]

Silksong final boss should be hornet fighting the hornet inside of a magical loom to save pharloom from hornet void disease

[lone crown]

A soap-based creature in silksong would be peak

[shell yacht]

Yeah make all the speedrunners go take a bath

[smoky nebula]

Bath any%

[lone crown]

What if sharpe is made of licorice

[mellow wind]

Bath any% isn’t beatable unless tas

[opaque sigil]

that would indeed be strange

[oblique musk]

Yummers

[lone crown]

What if all of pharloom is just made of candy

[smoky nebula]

Wait is the silk all just candy floss‽

[opaque sigil]

well it would be a plot twist I hadn't anticipated at least

[lone crown]

Silk is actually just floss because they dont have dental hygeine and cultists resemble dentists

[trim estuary]

I FOUND SILKSONG

[cerulean sable]

this monarch must die

[opaque sigil]

but what should actually happen is it should be revealed the hk setting takes place in the sea of corruption from nausicaa and they should have a god warrior boss

[lone crown]

Whole game was inspired by Wilbo’s traumatizing dentist experience

[cerulean sable]

that would be terrible

[carmine island]

Silksong will have a speedrunner fail safe if it detects you going through the game at an usual pace it deletes your save

[smoky nebula]

Are you like anti monarchy or is it just this monarch you want to commit regicide on

[cerulean sable]

yes

[opaque sigil]

everyone who isn't evil is anti monarchy

[oblique musk]

And it’s revealed he made the wilboo twitter account while high as fuck on that shit they give you at the dentist

[lone crown]

True

[smoky nebula]

Honesty true but there are better ways to dethrone them than murder

[opaque sigil]

I mean sure you could just reduce their power until they're just figureheads who have more money than they should

[mellow wind]

Mfs say kill the rich and monarchs but if they were rich monarchs they would be doin the same shit

[smoky nebula]

That already happened in some places
Some places it still needs to happen but that's not far enough
We must liberate the wealth

[oblique musk]

Then they get killed, and the cycle continues anew.

[opaque sigil]

it's almost like people's economic conditions incentivize them to pursue certain agendas

[shell yacht]

Steal the Moon

I need that cheese

[opaque sigil]

the moon is important don't wanna fuck with the tides

[smoky nebula]

How much cheese is on the moon and can we use it to solve world hunger

[shell yacht]

No I hate water get rid of it

[lone crown]

We should destroy server admin. Destroy the oligarchy

[smoky nebula]

Powdered water has rabies‽

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/how-many-spongebob-patrick-star-mattress-ten-gif-17193754

[shell yacht]

I can't swim

[smoky nebula]

Neither can I honestly
I really should learn

[polar stag]

The wealthy elite will go to the moon and take all the cheese, and the rest of us will get the crumbs

[smoky nebula]

Not if we create an incredibly large, member owned cheese union to control the cheese

[opaque sigil]

then they're gone and we can make more cheese down here it's a win

[carmine island]

Yes but it’s unethical since cheese aliens own the moon already

[mellow wind]

Do you guys think silksong will include cheese

[shell yacht]

Maybe

[smoky nebula]

Oh, then we must stay on earth and improve cheese making conditions

[polar stag]

Cheese communism. Secure the means of cheese production

[carmine island]

Aren’t there a massive underground warehouses full of cheese in Missouri?

[smoky nebula]

Yeah we have a fuckin lot of cheese in the US

Please don't mention the cheese caves it's a national security issue

[polar stag]

As a missourian I can neither confirm or deny this

[opaque sigil]

tldr the US spends money on things that make sense like billions of pounds of cheese instead of frivolous nonsense like education or healthcare or social safety nets

[smoky nebula]

The cheese was a while ago, it's in the caves because it'd bankrupt farmers to have that much cheese just in the market

[smoky nebula]

Frivolous nonsense‽
Educating our people is actively detrimental
If they know of the dangers, they will be afraid.

[oblique musk]

The moon has a volume of around 21 billion cubic kilometers, or 21 quintillion cubic meters. Assuming the moon is made of Swiss cheese, which has a density of 1076 kg/m^3, we are talking around 21 sextillion kg of cheese. A quick google tells me 28g of Swiss cheese is 106 calories, meaning 1 kg of cheese is around 3,785 calories. Thus, the total caloric content of the moon is around 79.5 septillion calories. On average, a human being needs 2,000 calories per day. Multiplied by the population of the Earth (8 million) we get 16 billion calories per day to feed the entire world. Thus, the moon has enough cheese in it to keep the entire earth fed for ~5 quadrillion days, or 13.6 trillion years.

[opaque sigil]

quantity of food isn't the issue it's distribution and we don't have the rockets for that to be helpful

[oblique musk]

Alright good night y’all going to bed

[polar stag]

Also I don't think cheese necessarily covers a full nutritional profile

But what do I know

[smoky nebula]

It doesn't but it's still actually pretty good in terms of nutrients

[opaque sigil]

to some extent calories are calories and if somebody's starving it's better 'n nothin

[polar stag]

True

[opaque sigil]

even if most of the world is lactose intolerant

[smoky nebula]

Turns out a food made from a substance designed to feed babies of a species is pretty good

[smoky nebula]

They eat the cheese anyways because they're weird

[polar stag]

Cheese is good

[opaque sigil]

we've solved lactose intolerance anyways

[smoky nebula]

Oh yeah that's a thing we did

[opaque sigil]

turns out some problems are just simple

[oblique musk]

Wow, 65%. That is… way more than I was expecting.

[opaque sigil]

"Oh, you stopped producing lactase? well here just take this lactase pill"

[polar stag]

Wait what do you mean we solved it? Is this a joke or am I out of the loop?

[oblique musk]

I mean, when a problem is caused by a lack of a thing, that thing usually fixes it.

[shell yacht]

Yeah we just tossed all the lactose intolerant people into the sun

[opaque sigil]

lactose intolerance is when the body stops producing an enzyme that processes lactose
turns out you can just put it in a pill

[polar stag]

Neat

[opaque sigil]

take one of those when you eat dairy and you're fine

[smoky nebula]

The main animals we milk are native to a small part of the world, so needing to be able to process lactose wasn't a thing ancient peoples needed in most of the world

[opaque sigil]

basically in cultures that consume a lot of dairy historically lactose intolerance is less common but in every other one it's the norm

lactose intolerance is the normal state, lactase persistence is a weird thing some groups of humans developed because they just kept eating lactose

[smoky nebula]

And then the milk drinking elitists claimed that everyone else was intolerant of lactose and not that they specially produced lactase

[opaque sigil]

I mean it's not inaccurate

[oblique musk]

Only in #sk-discussion can I have my biggest opp explain lactose intolerance to me

Thanks btw

[polar stag]

We also decided we liked the tingly feeling hot peppers give us so we just powered through it even tho it's some plants defense mechanism or something. If I remember right

[opaque sigil]

yeah

[smoky nebula]

Yeah but usually we define the minority, not the majority

[opaque sigil]

also convenient as a preservative

[smoky nebula]

Humans really like plants that like to kill us
Chocolate, spices, what else

[polar stag]

Funny enough pretty sure milk neutralizes the spicy

[oblique musk]

Yep. Fun fact, only mammals are affected by capsaicin! A pregnant lizard under someone’s porch could eat a spicy pepper and not feel a thing!

[oblique musk]

Anything with caffeine

[opaque sigil]

seen anti-squirrel bird feed that works that way

[chrome basalt]

Tomatoes are like the only not poisonous nightshade plant

[opaque sigil]

tobacco

[smoky nebula]

I keep forgetting caffeine is a thing

[oblique musk]

Tomatoes are nightshades?

[chrome basalt]

Yep

[smoky nebula]

Yeah but that actually does work for killing is eventually

[oblique musk]

Give me a few years and I won’t be able to forget.

[lone crown]

I really fucking hate that the colon reacts to capsaicin who the fuck designed human anatomy like that

[smoky nebula]

The average coca cola can is the most caffeine I've ever had

[polar stag]

Bro are you telling me mammals produce milk which is capable of neutralizing the very thing capsaicin is supposed to affect?

[opaque sigil]

mfw ejecting a toxin is advantageous

[polar stag]

I think I phrased that wrong but you get the idea

[chrome basalt]

Mixing Prime into your glass of juice without telling you

[lone crown]

Who cares it SUCKS

[oblique musk]

Pretty much, yeah. Lucky coincidence.

[smoky nebula]

It's a small world

[opaque sigil]

man I haven't had any like really spicy food lately 😔

[oblique musk]

That would poison her in 30 different ways

[polar stag]

The titty juice is a defense mechanism against the defense mechanism

[chrome basalt]

It’s like a reverse roofie if you think about it

[lament coyote]

I remember eating a chili pepper and then touching my eye without washing a hand

[oblique musk]

I don’t want to think about that actually

[chrome basalt]

Lmfao fair enough

[lament coyote]

My eye was stinging for half an hour...

[chrome basalt]

Realized how crazy that sounded after I said it

[chrome basalt]

That’s actually tragic

[oblique musk]

https://tenor.com/view/pepper-eyes-pepper-funny-eyes-crying-gif-17514871

[cerulean sable]

i relaly like this soft cobweb layer on the floor

my fucking o key is dying

[smoky nebula]

They're long dead

[opaque sigil]

the ss art is definitely a huge step up from hk

[smoky nebula]

I need silksong big spider boss

[opaque sigil]

hk wasn't bad but it tended to be a lot more simplistic and repetitive

[lament coyote]

I have to ask a question again, what's 25th summer squad

[polar stag]

Nosk 2

[oblique musk]

It’ll almost certainly happen, seeing as the weavers are gonna be a part of it.

[harsh yarrow]

Its almost like Ari had ~10 years of training, and a large bugdetary restraint removed XD

[oblique musk]

Nosk 3*

[chrome basalt]

Compared to most games HK had an insane amount of detail tbh, ss is just gonna be on another level

[opaque sigil]

it is certainly not a mystery why it is better

[polar stag]

True

[smoky nebula]

Nosk was a crawling fella but not quite a spider

[oblique musk]

Nah he actually just used midjourney for it

[chrome basalt]

Maybe the worst fight in the game lol

[opaque sigil]

no eyes, elder hu

[cerulean sable]

a reactivation of the previous December Division that was formed back in 2021-2022

this time our goal is to wait for something to happen during the summer

[chrome basalt]

Actually No Eyes is worse, Elder Hu is just kinda boring

[merry narwhal]

yeah, obv pales in comparison to flukemarm

[smoky nebula]

If I pray to the radiance can I get silksong for my birthday

[polar stag]

Is it bad I don't remember the names of most of the dream bosses?

[cerulean sable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/586931790208434203/1357041222950060124/image.png?ex=67f165a0&is=67f01420&hm=541eb95b24a31554871434fdb81c1ff68b23b385e920f2a9a741ad2994284910&

it was, beautiful...

[oblique musk]

Depends. When is your birthday?

[lament coyote]

So basically hoping (or coping, whichever one you prefer) for summer release

[chrome basalt]

Flukemarm is unironically a good boss because it’s hilarious

[cerulean sable]

basically

[lament coyote]

I hope it doesn't get dragged until q4

[smoky nebula]

June 18th

[chrome basalt]

Flying nosk is bad because it’s an awesome idea and a chance to make the original fight better, and it made it actively worse

[oblique musk]

Pray hard ig

[opaque sigil]

they're all lame anyways

[harsh yarrow]

Also- just saying- Im still working on the whole eating a hat thing

[smoky nebula]

Markoth was ok

[harsh yarrow]

Turns out, I had no hats on hand to eat

[opaque sigil]

markoth is the best and he's only ok

[swift sand]

the homunculus under my bed is crying for silksong guys

[lament coyote]

Winged nosk comes just after uumuu and there's a (not) funny bug where if you hit the uoma too late you get fucking BOMBED in winged nosk arena

[polar stag]

Another boss who's name escapes me is one of vessels with the goop on him down in Ancient Basin

[lament coyote]

Broken vessel

[smoky nebula]

I think a revek boss fight would have been the best by a mile

[oblique musk]

https://youtu.be/lhpJlkm9MD4

[chrome basalt]

The worst part about the warrior dreams is they all have the same fight song, which is also one of the weakest songs on the soundtrack. I think the only one that’s different is No Eyes which does NOT make up for her being the worst fight in the game

[polar stag]

For some reason I thought it had an actual name

[opaque sigil]

Maybe? I'm not sure what that would look like other than him doing the attack he does which I'm not sure would hold up in a full fight

[harsh yarrow]

Hm

[lament coyote]

That's not even a song, it's an ambient track

[harsh yarrow]

I need a better name for the Fulgora space platform

Right now its Jupiter 1,

[chrome basalt]

Case in point lol

[oblique musk]

Jupiter…
…
…
… 2.

[harsh yarrow]

Dream Battle is the only track I actively despise

The next worst is just Dream

[smoky nebula]

Probably an approach similar to the soul knights
Maybe a sawblade attack where he starts spinning from one side of the screen to the other and you have to either pogo or shade dash through (this is just based off of his sword looking like it'd work for this)

[chrome basalt]

I would’ve liked some of the more repetitive or ambient tracks that don’t have names to be on the soundtrack tbh, like the No Eyes singing or the colosseum drums

[smoky nebula]

Show me what it looks like

[harsh yarrow]

It was this

Now its this

[chrome basalt]

Also the Collector’s warped version of the standard boss theme should’ve been like a vinyl exclusive track or smth

Would’ve been hilarious

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[smoky nebula]

Orion

[harsh yarrow]

Cleaned it up, and made it far, far more symetric

[harsh yarrow]

Nah, Orion would need a completely different shape

Something more akin to

Also- fun fact, Artemis 2 is targeting early next year ;3

First people back to the moon since the 1970s

Landing still probably a decade off due to stupid decisions on NASA and Congress' part

[smoky nebula]

It's still does remind me of an arrow though
Thinking of any Greek figure that uses a bow besides Apollo or Artemis

[harsh yarrow]

Apollo is more acceptable lol

Heh, do Hollow Knight themed names

Belfly

[smoky nebula]

Emilita

[smoky nebula]

Hey that's a bad fate for a starship

[harsh yarrow]

Eh, I've only ever lost two

[oblique musk]

Hwurmp

[harsh yarrow]

and that was a different save
My first 2 Aquillo Platforms were poorly made

[smoky nebula]

Not round enough

[harsh yarrow]

But it also fits Fulgoras theme

Its a very explody planet with its massive nightly lightning storms

[smoky nebula]

Furious vengefly

[harsh yarrow]

Just vengefly I think is fitting

[smoky nebula]

Yeah makes sense
It's an angry planet

[harsh yarrow]

Off to Fulgora!

Not bringing starting supplies rn, mostly because I cant be bothered

[smoky nebula]

Not bringing supplies to a dangerous planet...

[frozen bloom]

hmm what do feature do yall want the most in ss?

[harsh yarrow]

Cloak Upgrades

[frozen bloom]

ooh

[harsh yarrow]

IDK why, just seems cool

[smoky nebula]

In what way‽
Like cosmetic, hp increases, etc

[harsh yarrow]

I dont really care

The other would be needle upgrades

Beyond just more damage

[frozen bloom]

When I think about it, the first thign that comes to my mind is Dynamic Enemies,
I want enemies to react to the surroundings and player actions rather than be mindless dummies

[lilac kettle]

Silk song gonna be released within 2025-2030… I’ve never been wrong soooo

[smoky nebula]

I mean we've seen crests change the way hornet attacks so we've kinda got that

[frozen bloom]

Remember how in Top Gun Maverick, they took THE Coolest maneuvre ever... AND GAVE IT TO THE ENEMY, I want to see stuff like that.

[harsh yarrow]

Fair

[frozen bloom]

NPCs outsmarting the player is something I always love seeing in videogames

[harsh yarrow]

That'd be the other thing, considering the crests change your attacking moveset is having upgrades to the crests themselves

But it depends on how they balance the crests

[smoky nebula]

I think we are getting that
It's been forever but I remember mention that the enemies would be more more fast paced and reactive to hornet's actions than hollow knight
I remember loving the moss knights in green path simply because of how they reacted to the player staying away from them by spitting, and being able to block attacks

[frozen bloom]

Mm yes exactly

[harsh yarrow]

Thats something Team Cherry has said they plan on doing

Least making the enemies smarter

[quartz cave]

Hi bis

[harsh yarrow]

Also- heh

Vengfly 1 is the fastest spaceplatform I've used yet

And in this save has the most cargo space

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[quartz cave]

Andy go play marvel rivals or smth

[carmine island]

Enemies in Silksong will just lock hornet in a room and never open the door

[spare fractal]

Hey Andy!

[carmine island]

Hey Andy!

[atomic sparrow]

no

[quartz cave]

Lame

[lone crown]

Literally just a cage then, like Hornet in the intro

Throw hornet in a cardboard box and seal it with cement

[frozen bloom]

why need a spell of binding if you have concrete?

[serene chasm]

Pharloom mobsters dont fuck around

[serene chasm]

Youve posted grubsussy 9 times today. Not very daily

[carmine island]

They’re on a different planet where the day night cycle is shorter

[serene chasm]

Ah

[harsh yarrow]

hm

Do you think one of the upgrades you'll need to collect in Silksong is running shoes...

[serene chasm]

yes

[harsh yarrow]

because in the e3 demo, they only teach you to sprint durring the deep docks section...

[serene chasm]

Hornet gonna deck that drip

[carmine island]

Do we know what the button to sprint is?

[harsh yarrow]

You'd need to find a pic of the old E3 demo control card thingy

But its probably changed since

[carmine island]

Hornet enters in a race and gets a coach

[carmine island]

After a long training montage she wins and learns the sprint ability

[harsh yarrow]

Yeah... maybe the sprint is an upgrade

thats so strange, honestly

I really hope it isnt an upgrade, tbh

[carmine island]

I hope it is

[serene chasm]

Its possible its changed, but I can see it being so

[carmine island]

Overwhelming players with movement skills early on might not be the play

[frozen bloom]

sprint, jump and straight into attack sounds soo badass to pull off

[serene chasm]

exactly

[harsh yarrow]

Its a sprint button

[serene chasm]

thanks muffin. the words werent coming to me

[harsh yarrow]

If you dont know how to manage a sprint XD

But yeah, thats fair

Doesnt stop that from being kinda annoying

like Factorio 2.0s trigger techs

[harsh yarrow]

Like... needing to mine Uranium before researching nuclear reactors

[frozen bloom]

mmmmmmm

[frozen bloom]

aaaa the enemies are blocking! I love it

[harsh yarrow]

Or pump oil before getting oil refining

[craggy cave]

Same as in silksong you need to mine Uranium to research nuclear reactors

[frozen bloom]

dont forget to enrich the uranium

[rustic ore]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FLOOR

[atomic sparrow]

mb

[craggy cave]

Can't wait to belt balance in silksong

[carmine island]

Hornets acrobatic combat will feel awesome to mess around with

Doing cool combos and such

[rustic ore]

wtf!! give it back!

[atomic sparrow]

sorry already in my tummy

[frozen bloom]

mm yes, I need to buy myself a controller soon

[rustic ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1164562161130033193/1332096144607674460/kicked_out_of_the_subway.gif

[jolly crow]

SKONG

[atomic sparrow]

this guy has some speed

wonder why the poster kicked them off tho

[harsh yarrow]

oh yeah

a funny idea I had
The custom player model mod I use for Minecraft, Figura, also supports custom HUDs

so... why not do something inspired by Silksongs?

Just an idea, for now

[serene chasm]

it was set up

[jolly crow]

the better skong?

[carmine island]

What???

[jolly crow]

the one that actually comes out?

[carmine island]

No way

[atomic sparrow]

no way they set this man up ?? why would they do this to him !!!

[serene chasm]

shocking. I know

[rustic ore]

yknow, the Suja town theme in Wilds is actually really good

hadnt taken the time to listen to it until just now. this is so soothing

[formal marsh]

i forgot my cake funds are thriving

[carmine island]

Anyway curly what are your Silksong release date predictions?

[serene chasm]

idk

[formal marsh]

january 1st 2026

[carmine island]

Lune those are eyes

[formal marsh]

erm actually its a screech cobbler

[serene chasm]

Im gonna say July 14

[carmine island]

Why’s that?

[serene chasm]

just a random guess

[brave verge]

It’s the fourth— /j

[carmine island]

Oh sick

Fourth of July?

[formal marsh]

would be neat if it came out on a date special to me

but i'd feel bad saying i want it to come out on my birthday lmfao

(december 28th)

[serene chasm]

same. and everyday is special to me

[serene chasm]

Thank you and noted

[formal marsh]

i expect a present worth at least 500 USD

unless USD plummets. then it must be worth at least 2000 BRL

[serene chasm]

in this economy?!

[carmine island]

I can’t actually read so idk what your birthday is

[brittle arch]

my guess is Feb 29th

[formal marsh]

right click read message

[carmine island]

That’s not how time works

[brittle arch]

nuh uh

[carmine island]

I don’t know what this means since I can’t read

[brittle arch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6b-lWhn8pg
This sound like in a dream

[heavy magnet]

dirt and bone

mouth and butt

our towns

[brittle arch]

I thought it was bikinobottom reference

[heavy magnet]

maybe it is

[carmine island]

It is

[heavy magnet]

spongesong

[carmine island]

Oh wait a goddamn minute silk soul is an actual thing???

It’s not a joke???

[brittle arch]

so it's like

terraria expert mode ?

[carmine island]

“Challenge Silk Soul mode! Once you conquer the kingdom, test your skills in an all-new mode that spins the game into a unique, challenging experience.”

This is taken from the steam page

[brittle arch]

or just like steel soul

[heavy magnet]

we all figured there would be a harder difficulty, like steel soul mode

[carmine island]

I had no clue this was a real thing I just thought it was a dumb meme the subreddit made

[brittle arch]

they can't say all this and then give you one life like steel soul and call it done

[heavy magnet]

yeah, something tells me it won't be as simple as steel soul

[iron fable]

guys when is skong

[heavy magnet]

2025 if it doesnt get delayed

[serene chasm]

Its steel soul but if you die it fries your whole system

[brittle arch]

Guys guys what if they're still on holiday

[heavy magnet]

they get back to the office after 6 years to find someone else has been making the game the whole time

[carmine island]

Ari and William sitting a on a beach relaxing and sipping drinks from coconuts

Hey ari? Are we forgetting something?

[formal marsh]

its real but we dont know much about it

[carmine island]

If we forgot it probably wasn’t important

[formal marsh]

its a new mode unlocked after beating the game and its more than just steel soul

[serene chasm]

Cut to Jack alone at the office

[formal marsh]

it could be not permadeath and instead have other things. it could be permadeath and change other things

[quartz cave]

https://tenor.com/view/xmen-97-nightcrawler-soulsword-kurt-wagner-x-men-97-gif-3298066935515348451

Hi gays

[heavy magnet]

people will make up their own no-death runs anyway, no need for a new mode to just be that

[formal marsh]

pretty sure TC at least said it wasnt going to be just permadeath

[brittle arch]

did they ?

[serene chasm]

Id like to see a binding system but for the whole game

[south vigil]

https://youtu.be/ACmYJv0qZAo?si=FPKeW41TeLNuORfd

guys this is so peak

[brittle arch]

what with the audio lmao

really cool

[maiden copper]

it didnt change to 2025 on steam.. they trolling again

[south vigil]

i think they’ll update it when they drop a specific date

[brittle arch]

I hope Team Cherry delay the game so we can cope and hope forever

[harsh yarrow]

Nah

Only reason to delay forever is to preserve SS-disc

[brittle arch]

worth

[harsh yarrow]

Exactlyy

[strong trench]

Hi

[harsh yarrow]

false

[floral delta]

Woah

No activity for 30 minutes

[carmine island]

@rustic ore WHTA THE FUCK IS THEIR PROBLEM???

[iron fable]

silksong fans all dead confirmed

[floral delta]

Shrue

[strong trench]

no I’m right here

[floral delta]

NUH UH

[last cliff]

things like emergency touching grass happened

[floral delta]

Hm, that case looks too big to be a Nintendo case, lemme see the side profile

[carmine island]

I love how no one’s bothered to make a new one if this

[burnt estuary]

Somebody needs to program a gambling application specifically for Silksong's release date, with spaced intervals and compensation based on how close you are to guessing correctly. And then, they need to publish it, upload it to their resume, and commit fraud by laundering all of the money to their bank account.

[carmine island]

People just recycle the same picture

[untold hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-gif-1317513878955975206

[carmine island]

@quiet token you’re good at coding right?

[harsh yarrow]

Pre-Silksong release bet, I just want to see

[real river]

SHAW

[burnt estuary]

Money back if your bet is displaced by tariffs-- or maybe that risk is added into the profit algorithm/margin.

[harsh yarrow]

How long until someone does the following
1- Mod Hornet back into Hollow Knight fully
2- Mod the Knight into Silksong fully
However its done doesnt matter, just that the Knight or Hornet is fully playable in the game they are not supposed to be playable in

[quiet token]

Well. Depends on your definition of good

[untold hollow]

shaw!!!

[burnt estuary]

Probably a couple of months after the release tbh @harsh yarrow. You won't "fully" be able to play Hornet unless you know the full extent of the gadgets, and air movement.

Adding that to the base game would look sick.

[harsh yarrow]

Well yeah, its going to be a post-release thing

[burnt estuary]

Give it 3 months.

My guess.

Actually, maybe like 5. I suspect it being a 3 month project the developer goes back and forth from quite a bit, only after beating it-- which I'll assume they do leisurely.

[daring mulch]

im so excited for silksong i hope it releases on switch 1 tho i amnt buying a whole big console

or pc would be nice

honestly i feel just good about the game having some communication

[trim estuary]

The Knight into Silksong would likely be much easier because their moveset has way less complexity, you just have to remove all of Hornet’s ‘stuff’ and put the Knight’s in
The main issue with these two mods would be traversing the maps

[heavy magnet]

if its full though, you have to have spells and charms instead of hornet's tools and crests

[mellow cobalt]

A windows update just bricked my computer

[trim estuary]

Probably still much easier to add charms to Silksong than to add crests to Voidheart

[heavy magnet]

likely unfeasible

maybe silksong will be impossbile to mod too, neither will ever happen

they spent 6 years on anti-mod features

[strange gulch]

ufo spotting ass camera

[last cliff]

for that the person should know the date for ss, no

ooh got an idea, how abt a code where the entries are recorded and after the release, it shows the points of the person

[shell bough]

no they spent it on adding slope movements

[burnt estuary]

Yeah it's supposed to be calculated afterwards.

[heavy magnet]

worth the wait

sliding on fuzzy fungus

[shell bough]

ikr

i wonder if we’ll get a separate category of channels for silksong in this server when it drops

[shadow parcel]

the figs dont lie!

[visual chasm]

im still waiting for the hungry knight discussion channel smh

[strange gulch]

Silksong is releasing at 4am

[shell bough]

right let’s prioritize that actually

[shadow parcel]

confirmed: hornet pisses in silksong

its a solid date too

[visual chasm]

thats what ive BEEN saying dude 😤

[shadow parcel]

actually, can we trust pellen now?

the cake DEFO was not a lie

lets riot about this again chat pls

[visual chasm]

wait actually fill me in what was the cake thing again i literally like. blocked it out that was a traumatizing time on the subreddit

OH THE APRIL 2ND THING

that makes sense wow

[shadow parcel]

the next news should be from team cherry themselves

[strange gulch]

nah, most of his posts are like nonsense. They mean nothing

[shadow parcel]

god everything i would give for a tc internship

[shadow parcel]

non-relevant, this was a year ago

the cake wasnt a lie; we got news, lets see if this is right

[unborn dome]

grandma 2.0

[livid tree]

yall guess why this guy is this mad

[strange gulch]

there, this is more recent

[topaz totem]

Is that Isagi

[rustic ore]

he missed the goal probably

[livid tree]

if you were guessing its because someone didnt pass the ball to him in soccer

[rustic ore]

looks like a BL character

[shadow parcel]

we got news the next month tho

[livid tree]

i love bl and also blue lock too

[shadow parcel]

Depart from me doubter, I never knew you. /j

[livid tree]

no its kaiser

[barren sequoia]

Watched the minecraft film

[livid tree]

i really like kaiser tbh

[barren sequoia]

We need a silksong film

[lament igloo]

Yall are decoding little boomeys tweets ?

[trim estuary]

No.

[harsh yarrow]

Yeah- but consider, seeing what you need to get a end-game Knight through Pharloom would be cool

[barren sequoia]

You would probably have to upgrade the knights mobility

Higher jump distance and maybe a double mothwing cloack

[harsh yarrow]

Oh god we trying to find meaning in Williams tweets, again?

[trim estuary]

It was

[harsh yarrow]

We all remember Leth said the whole cake thing wasnt an ARG, yes?

I like saying the Cake wasnt a lie because its funny as fuck to me, not because it was actually not a lie XD

[trim estuary]

His tweets are works of abstract art, not riddles in tongues

[barren sequoia]

It is nice it lined up

If the cake was a lie or is actually real doesnt really matter

Team cherry will never confirm it

And denying it will always have people who claim they had to

[shadow parcel]

oh well, im counting on summer games

[lament igloo]

Im counting on tc releasing the trailer themselves cuz thats most likely imo

[vagrant onyx]

[strange gulch]

I wonder if the quotes are from a book he reads

[glossy berry]

can we stop trying to psychoanalyse the personal blog of a guy who happens to work for tc not everything he does is gonna be for silksong T_T

[barren sequoia]

He doesn't work for team cherry

[glossy berry]

just because hes a shitposting god and it was kinda right one time incidentally doesn't mean that's a consistent trend

[barren sequoia]

He owns team cherry

[glossy berry]

no i know
point stands though

[livid tree]

honestly i respect blue lock for having a protagonist with 2 loving parents and 0 traumatic past experiences

[trim estuary]

Do you think Mister Mushroom is his self insert OC?

[glossy berry]

it's his personal twitter it's not for business, not everything william does is secret esoteric hints for silksong

[livid tree]

playing soccer just turns him into an unhinged opp

[pure wave]

has't will been shitposting for like a decade?

[livid tree]

they all turn into unhinged psychos after like getting in the way of a shot

its so beautiful

[strange gulch]

I originally thought that the pfp change and april 2nd hints were intentional but I originally thought they were about the Switch 2 direct and not Silksong. My guess is that TC saw Nintendo announce the Apr 2nd direct and applied to that after the cake incident. I could be wrong tho

[past bloom]

Lies, we have to wait under a specific fig tree in adelaide in the middle of the night where william will give a note with another hit

[glossy berry]

plant one. 3am. now.

it's not impossible to me that tc do 100% know what they're doing and would start weaponising william's twitter to generate hype and all, rather than making overt statements i guess

but he is just a god-tier shitposter theres not much more to it a lot of the time 😔

[young saffron]

Fig tree is where the Buddha sat under until he received enlightenment

So the fig tree represents silksong news ofc

[past bloom]

I knew i was onto something

[obsidian owl]

slav in hkmain wow

[unreal sierra]

Is silksong coming out true

[past bloom]

Hard to believe i know

[obsidian owl]

hi

[strange gulch]

I don't think William Pellen exists

[past bloom]

Dang excluding yesterday i had 2 messages from 6 days ago and before that my last messages were 21 days ago

Guess i just appear when the stars look right

[formal marsh]

i think this is about silksong actually

rats are the playtesters
worms are the general playerbase

this means that they're all out of closed testers so they're releasing the game publicly

[past bloom]

Its from jan 2024 so

[glossy berry]

no you're on the right track
they are just testing the game on actual earthworms and not us though, is the main difference

taking a while, hence it being like a year now

[hexed atlas]

i cant believe earthworms are better than me at video games

[strange gulch]

that or Silksong is so easy an earthworm could finish it

[glossy berry]

no, the worm is just better than you are sorry

[wild plinth]

Earthworms = wyrms. Of course they can beat it

[shadow parcel]

fr fr

[shadow parcel]

or an earthworm ate every silksong copy

[vivid wagon]

why did team cherry repost these but not nintendos post that silksong will be out this year

[pure wave]

forgor pasword

[formal marsh]

because those are old

leth retweeted the nintendo tweet

[wild plinth]

Leth did if that counts for something

[shadow parcel]

nintendo's in hot water rn

[dusky verge]

Do you guys think SS will live up to the hype?

[pure wave]

yes

[hexed atlas]

depends on how much you've built up your expectations imo

[dusky verge]

I expect it to be as good as hollow knight or better

[pure wave]

i just want more hk

[hexed atlas]

same, and i think it'll meet that

[pure wave]

could be worse and i whould be satisfied

[hexed atlas]

i'd be a little disappointed if i like it less but also at the same time, a game thats slightly worse than HK would still be like a pretty damn good game so-

[brittle arch]

it could be 100% ai generated and I would be satisfied

[pure wave]

there i draw the line

[hexed atlas]

if it was entirely ai generated i would launch the entire continent of australia into the sun

[formal marsh]

new zealand erasure

[hexed atlas]

sobbinf isnt the whole australia/new zealand continent JUST called australia or did like my 3rd and 4th grade school books lie to me

[brittle arch]

my country never learn about new zealand

or australia

[hexed atlas]

i thought they built new zealand as a set for jet lag the game, im surprised they havent torn it down yet

[pure wave]

pretty sure it's Oceania

[hexed atlas]

okay yeah supposedly australia and oceania can be used interchangeably which is just about what i do (i call it whatever the first name that comes to mind is)

[brittle arch]

chat gee pee tee generate me hornet fight a fat bug code

[shell bough]

it’s simple- they don’t wanna have another xbox delay moment

[pure wave]

silence until the storm is my guess

[young saffron]

Pretty low bar

[brittle arch]

idk people still use ps4

[wild plinth]

You got a problem with that? 😠

[carmine island]

Leth did

also those are from 2022

[kind ermine]

Low?

[young saffron]

Yes

[kind ermine]

How so

[young saffron]

I think people are blinded by their first experience of hollow knight after which you can really notice the flaws.

-mediocre combat
-repetitive bosses
-horrible exploration
-general travel (lack of
benches / stags)
-lore all over the place

Credit where is due the music score is really good but others are pretty average for the so called greatest metroidvania

[pure wave]

MEDIOCRE COMBAT?!?!??!

[craggy gale]

So what do you guys think it's going to happen A) We get a full release date later this year B) we get a statement that game gets delayed C) no statement and the game doesn't get released

[ruby night]

obvious ragebait?

[unborn moat]

Read their username again

[ruby night]

its in the name :D

[kind ermine]

Ii feel like ive had this conversation with you like a year ago

Ot two

[pure wave]

ok.. XD

[young saffron]

[pure wave]

[young saffron]

My only valid point is the general travel rly sucks

[craggy gale]

How

[ruby night]

nah i think the fast travel is balanced really well

[kind ermine]

Please just no wayward compass in silksong

[pure wave]

i just wish there was a stag in crystal peak

[young saffron]

You walk alot during the game, even with all benches and stags

Luckily hornet is able to run rly fucking fast so I don't think this will be an issue (+ there's a 100 or more benches)

[kind ermine]

I mean have a built in thing yhat shows you

Not a damn charm that takes up space

[rocky flicker]

Removing the best part of hollow knight would be silly

Maybe if you buy it twice

[craggy gale]

Smh you should explore the game instead of using fast travel. I hope they also introduce a mechanic where you have to upgrade your gear in order to hit the enemies like they did in Dark souls 2, I believe gamers should work for the rights, otherwise they will get lazy

[ruby night]

walking is a great mechanic to get to know the world.
one of my biggest issues with elden ring was that there was waaaaaaaay too much fast travel. i have 107 hours and i still don't know anything, because i fast travel everywhere

[rocky flicker]

U mean some enemies just straight up aren’t damage able before gear upgrade

That’s what the big baldur was

[pure wave]

i wish we get a rewamped map system, i kinda like the "make your own mental map" thing

[brittle arch]

baldur's gate ?

[rocky flicker]

Yeah that guy

[carmine island]

Yeah but you don’t have to

You could just not use it

[brittle arch]

i feel like no more crystal dash

[ruby night]

yeah, but if 2 options are presented, ill always pick the faster one.

[rocky flicker]

Why do yall want stuff removed lmao

“This gave me too much freedom so it should be taken away” just don’t use it urself

[brittle arch]

no this is not what happen to me

i kinda get almost all the stuff

[rocky flicker]

It’s like summons in Elden ring

[carmine island]

No clue what your issue is then

[rocky flicker]

The people who cry about it being too easy and it’s like cheating. just don’t use it

[carmine island]

UHHH WAHT

If YOU aren’t using a strength build then you’re playing the game WRONG!!!

[brittle arch]

I ironically put most point on strength first play

[carmine island]

This is the only way to play the game you just need to get good

[rocky flicker]

You use WEAPONS? And ARMOUR? You aren’t even playing the game at that point fucking loser get good

[brittle arch]

cuz i thought if boss oneshot me anyway then why bother vigor

[carmine island]

Games aren’t about having fun they’re about bragging to people that you’re better than them at the game

[rocky flicker]

Adyr this ain’t about u anymore we just pissing on Elden ring elitists

[ruby night]

okay listen
ill always pick the fastest option to go to any location in a game because i like being efficient
so if a game has a TON of fast travel like elden ring, i will use it a ton, and so i won't really get to know the world.
it's not that i nessecarily want to travel, but traveling is really good for immersion.
it's just a difference in player types than it is an issue with the game, maybe

[brittle arch]

I swear i saw a post about why you should lobotomize your self so you can have a fair elden ring gameplay

[kindred pewter]

hey guys

[viscid tendon]

Omg Hi Seth

[rocky flicker]

yeah like I said before, u can not use it thats up to you if you think not using it will improve ur game experience, but removing the option entirely probably isnt the solution

[quick swan]

Why are we playing silksong already

[viscid tendon]

I'm from the future

[brittle arch]

woah, is this made in china silksong ?

[rocky flicker]

i dont like seeing him without the cloak he looks so skinny

[viscid tendon]

Yeah haha

[rocky flicker]

someone feed him :(

[viscid tendon]

Yes 😦

[rocky flicker]

his head so big and body so small :(

[ruby night]

i never said all fast travel should be removed lol

[viscid tendon]

[ruby night]

as i said, hk has a really good balance of fast travel for me. i hope silksong does the same

[rocky flicker]

my bad mixed you up with the guy who didnt want compass to be in silksong

[ruby night]

happens

no compass would just be annoying probably :D

[digital tiger]

Ah yes, I remember when silksong was announced, my happiness was to the roof! It was when I was stressed for my exams… However the announcement of silksong removed that stress so much I even forgot about my exams and failed them! Now ain’t that a funny story ! I just studied slksongometry.. I loved studying it.. so much.. it became a bad habit. I was determined to decypher the release date and my studies concluded with.. absolutely nothing? I was going nuts, I watched about 600 silksong news in a row and also overanalysis of the demos but it was all for nothing. I dropped the studying of silksongometry and just started drinking and smoking.. every day.. for about 800 days of silksong news, when Team Cherry decided to announce the release year via Nintendo, that day was crazy for me, I knew it all along! It would release in 2025, now you may be asking, with what proof? Well my studies are actually private so if you ask that question I will not show you that proof, my studies are private buckaroos.

[rocky flicker]

this guy knows what hes talking about

[brittle arch]

still i'm sure elden ring pace was good

[young saffron]

That's because elden ring is a bad game (not bait)

[brittle arch]

5 words or i'm not reading

[rocky flicker]

ok mr bait

[carmine island]

He’s lost it because silkso

[rocky flicker]

aah

[digital tiger]

wow

[ruby night]

i wouldve liked more walking

[brittle arch]

no i don't

[rocky flicker]

nah torrent my goat

[digital tiger]

Well you have to read it, it’s my inspiring journey of becoming an expert in silksongometry

[kind ermine]

Silksong will be a walking sim built in the same engine as gta5

[rocky flicker]

im sobbing its so peak
game of the decade

[brittle arch]

do you prefer to walk straight 2 kilometers or you want a horse

[rocky flicker]

walking sim of a gay bug in gta 5 engine? game of the century

[brittle arch]

the knight ?

[kind ermine]

You can also shoot people and they flip you off if you run a red light (red silk)

[brittle arch]

pretty sure it ain't gay

[rocky flicker]

nah hornet

[carmine island]

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again Silksong is actually just a really long hallway that takes 50 hours to get to the end of

[ruby night]

for elden ring, horse is quite nice

[carmine island]

Nah hornets a lesbian

[rocky flicker]

for the wait im expecting the hallway to be at least 100 hours

[kind ermine]

Theyve been making the hallway for 8 years

[brittle arch]

there's no lore about Hornet being gay, not that i have any problem with it

[rocky flicker]

my actual headcanon is that lace is in love with hornet and hornet does not care at all

[carmine island]

Good news it’s actually 150

[novel geyser]

Peak fiction

[rocky flicker]

we're talking about silksong being a gta engine walking sim and thats the part you think is inaccurate

[carmine island]

My actual headcanon is that lace and hornet love each other very much and live happily ever after

[rocky flicker]

lace is going to die

I genuinely think this

[novel geyser]

And Hornet will kill her

[kind ermine]

Lace is gonna get eaten by a biiiig bug

[brittle arch]

is lace female

[carmine island]

Yeah

[harsh yarrow]

yes

[brittle arch]

i just haven't talk about the first part

[rocky flicker]

I think lace is gonna die to whatever the final boss is that hasnt been revealed yet

hornet can talk so we can have better relationships with the npcs which will be awesome

[harsh yarrow]

Lacenet is a 10/10 ship, regardless of what happens in game they're getting shipped

[rocky flicker]

quirrel elder bug and zote were cool but they just monologue at us as we stare at them

[brittle arch]

i think Lace is super evil

[rocky flicker]

also cloth she was neat

[rocky flicker]

the shippers also think this

[carmine island]

Silksong is actually one of those shows where the protagonist gets 30 love interests

[brittle arch]

i like evil woman too

[rocky flicker]

a dating sim you say?

[carmine island]

Just as a game and with a really large subplot

[kind ermine]

I know of another game that has a secret dating sim

[rocky flicker]

silksong is a visual novel

[carmine island]

Ultrakill?

[brittle arch]

i wish hornet can date other bugs like in hades

[rocky flicker]

I thought that dating sim bit in ultrakill was a shitpost from a max0r video

[carmine island]

That’s why lace is fighting hornet

We met her earlier in the story before we see her in the demo and she’s jealous hornet has been talking to other bugs

[kind ermine]

The whole lore is just petty high school drama

[brittle arch]

true

i wish i can date the fat bug that use butt attack

[carmine island]

You mean ass jim?

[brittle arch]

yeah

I heard the boss took TC 3 years to build and balance

[carmine island]

Silksong dating sim

Silk high school

It’s a musical

[cerulean sable]

you know

the worst part of having a release period

is your just sitting there doing nothing until it happens

just need to bide my time...

[harsh yarrow]

yea

[brittle arch]

you never not doing thing

get rich

and play silksong as a rich man

[carmine island]

I’ve focused my waiting towards for deltarunes release since we actually have a date for that and I’m not paranoid as fuck guessing what’s gonna happen with Silksong

You know living in the pitch black ribs visible eyes bloodshot scratching my neck looking for any semblance of a Silksong related thing

[unborn moat]

I play the Oceanblock 2 Minecraft modpack personally to kill time

It's peak, trust

[carmine island]

Now I just do that with delta rune

[hexed atlas]

ive never personally found the wait for silksong too hard but thats absolutely because i only played HK in like 2023

[glossy berry]

i would put real money on the most vocal people struggling with the silksong wait being newer players

tbh

[hexed atlas]

ooh?

how so,,

[carmine island]

Tbh I just see this as a I hate the newer generations thing

[brittle arch]

just be sure you only kill time for your hobby time only

not time where you can be productive

[carmine island]

People are gonna be vocal about the wait either way

[glossy berry]

oh yeah of course
i'm more referring to the whole "tc have lost all their pr credibility/silksong is never gonna come out/its over"-type cope and all

theres being vocal about the wait and then theres doomposting to the degree that some people do i guess?

[cerulean sable]

nah i think its the post Switch guys

but you cant really focus it on a single demographic

[glossy berry]

true

[unborn moat]

I've been productive nonstop, mine is just a little break

[cerulean sable]

i mean we have reclusive 30-40 year olds who were about to burst a vein from Starfield having a pronoun for example, not really easy to blanket every Gen Z as the same

[brittle arch]

same, i only play video and doomscrolling for 9 hours a day

[unborn moat]

And then I'll start being productive nonstop again after the weekend, I have to get ready for some University exams 💪

[carmine island]

But but woke pronouns bad!!

We need to make games for gamers again not woke people

Don’t mess with us gamers…

[cerulean sable]

funny how the entire "so easily offended snowflake" thing reversed on itself

[hexed atlas]

if i see one more pronoun in my life i will violently explode

... oh f

[cerulean sable]

its as if theyre always going at it at an arguement bad faith

[carmine island]

You saw three not one actually so you should be fine

[glossy berry]

i'm a really big fan of the woke content detector tbh its hysterical

first game on the list of not recommend woke games is btd 6

[spice matrix]

cant wait for mister mushroom in this game man

[carmine island]

The massive list of “woke” games was fucking hysterical

[glossy berry]

it really is yeah

[hexed atlas]

cant have balloons anymore . because woke

[glossy berry]

allllll the balloons are queer. its fucked.
they made the moabs transgender

[carmine island]

They’re putting chemicals in the helium that’s making the goddamn balloons gay

[hexed atlas]

they put He pronouns in the balloons

[carmine island]

Lol

HElium

[craggy cave]

He/Himium vs She/Herium

[carmine island]

Real

They/Themlium

[valid sable]

theytherium

[hexed atlas]

i swear if the silksong protagonist has gender i will lose it

[carmine island]

This is TCs chance to redeem themselves

[cedar trench]

Disoccupato

[carmine island]

Silksong will have no gay couples and will have a white guy as the protagonist

None of this woke shit

[crystal spire]

is it just me who is concerned abt the steam page of skong still not getting updated

[brittle arch]

dude the knight is black

only it's mask white

same for hornet

[hexed atlas]

i imagine they'll update it when they get like a proper release date announced or whatever

[cedar trench]

I need an ASPD diagnosis so i can tell people i am a sociopath and make them scared but fundamentally drawn to me

[crystal spire]

hmm but generally games do update when they have like a release window no ?

[hexed atlas]

yeahhh,,

[crystal spire]

and everywhere it says on switch 2 aswell

[cedar trench]

Whoooooo gaf

It never mattered

[coarse leaf]

nintendo is an NPC that they had to show 6 seconds and fuck off

[split tide]

Does steam need an exact date, or can it also be like "releasing in 2025" or something?

[coarse leaf]

Phil Xbox gaming baby day 1 gamepass

[crystal spire]

it can be relasing in 2025 check games like slay the spire 2 on steam

[split tide]

Ig TC just slacking on steam then

[cedar trench]

Ok but it's not a priority to change it

[green kestrel]

Is this copium

[split tide]

They're still busy testing the slopes 24/7

[brittle arch]

no, it's facts

[split tide]

Got no time to update some silly steam page