#sk-discussion
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Glados won't give you a cake
yeah she’s a very smart person
shmart and shexshy
are you like 12
yeas
Worst part is they keep giving them more fuel
There’s a nintendo treehouse too
On the third/fourth
WRONG! April 2nd for SURE
really?
There should be atleast release of reskin of original hollow knight full to silk song textures
worst thing to happen will be a trailer ending in COMING SOON
Shellrazer 2 Demo I BELIEVE
march 2nd 2024
SILKSONG FOR SURE BRO
Will be announced soon
i hit them with the grad opener as they enter chat (the blue side is actually me btw)
Shut UP with all due respect
😭
Lets get you to bed grandpa
You’re getting excited over nothing
HELL YEAH
we know how this is gonna end up
"how could TC lie to us???" 
yeah everyone gonna get mad
UNLESS IT GETS ANNOUNCED RAHHHHHHH
oh yeah i definitely will switch sides IF we win
but im gonna win if we dont get it regardless cuz i get to watch HK fans mald again
who up playing they barbuta on the LX console
Thermonuclear Team Cherry bomb VS Coughing baby (hk community)
this chat rn
April 2 2025 zoteboat releases
Mb og
This is bait
LET ME SILK OVER MY SOMG. IM SILKING!!
Delete fakes
this is true
i saw better silkpost on reddit
Im a TC dev and i say, that silksong will be when all TC staff beats HK P5 hitless all bindings
não... isso é true....
Guys why are we so active? Am i missing something that happened today like seriously
hands cherry silk musical notes
Server language is english
you must be really fun at parties
paril fools ppl want to see the baits
WE GOT SPIDERVERSE PICTURES???????
coughing-fans when thermonuclear-chads walk into the room
perish fools
Parties? Hardly know her
THATS SO AWESOME
IT DOESNT EVEN END WITH -ER
Ohh
brazil mentioned
SILKSONG IN 24 HOURS
we used to BAN people with hammers for this you know
less than 24h actually
You wait so actively each day??
1 silkillion dollars
Then again today is 1st of April
Wait
Have mercy on my wretched sou
Apparently the direct is 60 minutes long
l
waiting… Waiting
no i just wait playing other stuff and when a new is out i hapy my self over nothing
For what
they have to show 50 minutes of elden ring gameplay
silksoon
it runs on almost 20 fps

the fact we are all here worried and some TC staff sees this must be so funny to them ''look at them small creatues waiting for us lmao''
for playing minecraft
😭 😭
silksoon
silknever
tbf the last time Wilbo popped out on this chat was to react comment a picture of his face with 😐
Skill Soon
silkSOON
but nowadays they dont really show much presence
and people told me I was crazy
around the time it blew up (afaik they also said they dont really use social media in general)
Spider Song by TF
Thats not true
He was here during xbox trailer
this christian server is so christian that silksong will release because of christianity
He said “silk” and then in another message he used “
”
silk
No i searched up his message history 🤓
49 minutes of the direct will be them playing Mario Kart 8 I'm sure.
silking myself to silk
All for it, every time.
yeah and i searched of your purchase order of supplies that are curiously the same ones used in making meth which is what im forwarding the authorities right now
i dont see your point
why are you more hyped for treehouse than direct?
retroactively stealing the suggestion SMH @rocky berry
RELEASE SILKSONG OR HORNET GETS IT
15 minute hardware
35 minute random mix of games
10 minutes the next big first party game
Why sneakers?
treehouse makes no sense IF you dont show up the game in the first place during the main direct
Wtf is treehouse
even if it does somehow show up I don’t think it’d be at the treehouse
TC has been at treehouse like twice in the past but that dont mean nothing
Man I love team cherry's new game cakesong, so peak fr
the switch 2 direct will be 60 minutes long, 45 for switch 2, 15 for silksong
Once for godmaster once for skong
And besides i dont even want to see more gameplay
we are coping so much
Dont show us anything else imo we know a lot
REAL 
Cakesong - cook cake with 202 strawberries
Silk silk silk silk song song song song
Crk flashbacks-
MEH SHAYLAAAA-
Jelly bean shaped
we know “alot” is a overstatement
Tasty…
Im only at 178 iirc
????
if silkysilky is like hollow knight there should be alot of content
soso
Silky
We’ve seen enough of the game
Song
And of course it’ll be a large game
hello silkers
HELP the name of the channel 🤣
Silly song
Sunken song

I am confused
cake discussion?
hope all of your expectations are in check for tmmr because it WILL NOT be happening /lh
The cake is a
A lie
There was a "arg" thing relating cake. It wasn't an arg but ppl thought it was
Skong
Silk song got canceled guys, my rat works for team cherry 
In retrospect we should've known it was a lie
I remember when the mods started deleting anything regarding the cake that was really funny
Is songing silk fr fr
lets all silk ourselves
Skonging the silk
so the silk can make it so silksong comes out
Brace for the silpact
THE SILK

ITS COMING
Slick song it is
NO WAY
Wait hold on!??? Nintendo indie showcase!?!?!? the prophecy
NONTENDO TREECHURCH
y’all are mental
YOU BETTER GET 112 TODAY
HELL YEAH
WE ARE COPING SO FUCKING HARD BRO 
PUTTING MY MONEY ON TREEHOUSE IT COMES FULL CIRCLE THEY SHOWED US THE DEMO AFTERALL 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Imagine it doesn't show up
i am still secretely hoping they cancel silksong it’d be so funny
imma bet all my savings on that treehouse
it would NOT be funny

do it
can I bet against you I want some free money please
what elderbug pulls out 2 dual greatnails and the title ELDERBUG: THE FIRST VESSEL pops out tht would go incredibly hard ngl
Just saw the new nightreign trailer, looks sick. Also new server profile picture, whT brought that about?
god imagine the review bombing
it’d be hilarious
Why is this called cake...ohhhh cuz it's a joke
The slonk is skinging right now
bait used to be believable
Bait used to be believeable
Yeah no
tahts why
taht
Ahahahahha
That's crazy
I AM ALL IN
Is herald gonna be in silksong
there is an empty space, inside my heart
where the silk takes root, but now i set it free 😔
But yeah, nightreign looks great. Can't belive it took this long for fromsoft to make archery builds accessible outside of red tearstone builds, but happy none the less
silksog
Take my kidney
Now put this mechanic in elden ring 2
Server icon change must mean silksong tomorrow
what if they made a Honkai x Silksong collab
ALL INNN
the mods are personally connected with ari gibson so
it must be
whos silking it rn?
honkai x hollow knight
hollow knight
honkaisong
Hollow knight community when silksong tomorrow
No it means the True believers (Hornet) must battle the none believers (the knight) in a greand battle of epic proportions
me
TREU
ruanhornet
Silksong today
VARESA MENTION her design is so cute actually wish
Tomorrow

TODAY
quirreleko
Where cake
I ate it
Nintendo direct tomorrow don't forget
Don’t give up hope
Chances of Silksong being in this Nintendo Direct: 0.01%
Silksong drop in 3 huor
):<
make it 0.001%
stop being a silkpooper
Never equal to 0 !!!!
Silksong already released guys
Tomorrow for suer
Yall just dont know it yet
Maybe Silksong is the friend we made along the way
+1 vouch
I'm friendless tho
onvopislt
Maybe silksong isnt real cause hornet escaping that cage was our imagination
Friend singular
Already released on fitgril
let me gaslight myself and hang to false hope
please
By the way, I traveled to the future...
I am here to say that Silksong will release this Winter 2026!
it’s here
my long lost hope i want to hold on to
Skong was the cope we inhaled along the way
maybe silksong is the sequel of the sealed siblings ending so the gameplay is just hornet stuck there
silksong never coming i know in my heart
Umposible
i try to hold on
but its impossible
Sadly by saying this you've changed the timeline, and now silksong will release in 2027
😞
A Hat In Time 🔥
I can fix it!
🦠 🦠 🦠 🦠 🦠 🦠 🦠 🦠 🦠 🦠 🦠 🦠 🦠 🦠 🦠 🦠
2148 it is!
AHIT is the goat
What?
I got a silksong link 100% working free lmk if u want
Dont joke, at least another 2 centuries
Silksong vs GTA 6
LMFAOOO
192.-
Oh
bro stop joking its obviously when jesus comes to bring us salvation
im an atheist.
THE CAKE
Of course it was a joke. Its april fools 🤡
we will all be playing silksong by June 12th 2023
But i only believe in Zote
im zotetian
zotesus
Stop joking , it's forcelly when caseoh will go under 100kg
It will definitely come out when the continents reunite
Then hornet escapes just like the knight did from abyss, only to die on her way to pharloom
Gg lore solved
stop ur kidding. its when the plastic in our ocean decompose
Guys guys, sillsong is tommorow...
she wasnt even born in the abyss
You should hide
Chill
i love ocean acidification

What's your favourite acid
hello #sk-discussion chatters!
man i sure do love cake, has anyone else had ice wind cake? its amazing
Nh3+
.... i never said that
Mine is HCl 😄
Silksong lore
This will determine if you're a real fan of ocean acidification
What kind of cake is your guys’ favorite?

Mine’s chocolate
I love me marble cake, vanilla is a good second
the kind where its a lie
Silksong
Lemon :]
nothing because cakes are not good trade of for nutrients for the calories they have
cheesecake
I hate ckae
Chocolate it is 🙏
Taco stop being optimal
Cheesecake’s also my favorite

Whoa an hour long direct?
yeah cheese cake is a good inbetween because its not too sweet
Why not pie?
Ceka killed my fmailly
yeah 30 minutes other games 30 minutes silksong gameplay
i absolutely despise chocolate based st uff nowadays because it feels like you need to drink a fucking jug of water each time you eat it
An hour of Pokemon A-Z
Real
pokemon ZAZA
Also chocolate just tastes bad
Red velvet is good
Are we sure silksong has as protagonist hornet and not zote?
Not if its white chocolate
(in large amounts)
Don't talk about this sh*t
its obviously zote
It's gonna be 1 hour so 99 minutes of SS gameplay and 1 minute for everything else
Hollow knight: Zotesong
Chat I think we will get cake on second April
Zote Zote: Zote
Of course it's not zote. Zote is the protag for Zoteboat
Like how the fuck do people eat a chocolate bar
I can't consume chocolate unless it's been somewhat diluted like hot chocolate or chocolate chip cookies
And the main menu is him singing like the eternal ordeal menu
Try premium chocolate like white chocolate
I cant drink water cuz i only drink the 60% of water in my body
I like very creamy cakes preferably woth fruit, too
What no siklsong does to a mfk
24 hours while we wait for silksong to not show up
Raspberry on cake is very nice
Hollow knight
Hollow knight: silksong
Hollow knight: zoteboat
Hollow knight: quirrels demise
Hollow knight: legends of the hollow
Hollow knight: the pale king
We are PERFECTLY SANE
quirrels demise is just quirrel swimming
He ends up swimming down to the abyss, and we all float down there
SILKSONG APRIL 2ND 3RD OR 4TH FOR SURE
Hollow knight : Uunn
You forgot Hollow Knight: Shitsong - A Doma Doma Adventure
Yeah a swimming game with Quirrel as the MC. Legends of the Hollow is a remaster of hungry knight but inside a hollow tree stump
Silksong? Whats that... whats a silksong 💔✌️
Can we please stay on topic guys 👆
LOLOLO
Who's rem ?
And the Pale King is gonna be sitting simulator
Hollow knight: poo
Hollow Knight Cakesong
Pale King spinoff where you create robots and machines
I'd prefer if the Hollow Knight series ended as a trilogy
The cake was a lie...or was it ?
Who do you think in hollow knight eats the most cakes
Hollow knight: the dreamers copium
Flukemunga
Lets break the jokes for a second do yall think the knight will make atleast one appearamce in silksong??
Poggy Thorax in hell
we will kill basil omori
Where's Bretta's odyssey
Hollow knight: the tree
his sins cannot be forgiven
Grover’s become an edgelord
imagine a poggy thorax flavored cake
Watermelon 💔
I'm gonna fight ya
Hollow Knight: Ori
Btw new mossbag vid dropped
Hey eating other bugs is perfectly socially acceptable
Omori in his Base-il form
Oops wrong reply
We should switch to omori as a community because atleast they arent waiting for anything new
he says its about all his mistakes but its not 2 hours long 🥱
Yawn
Big fan of red velvet
we're waiting for recovery
🤝
What does red velvet taste like
basils sins include:
crying too much
tax evasion
illegal weapon selling
involved in 2 separate broken arrow incidents
guilty gear player
narcotics distribution
and many more
Paper and sadness
may they catch the bastard soon
On EVERYONE SOULS Basil did nothing wrong
Chocolate and cream cheese
Too much chocolate
All I know is basil and sunflower yaoi
That's why it's five star, you get leftovers
They're party snacks
Red Velvet Cookie? (for all yall CRK nerds)
Bro just took photos
red velvet is like a mix between vanilla and chocolate
Have u guys ever tried mayo-based chocolate cookies
oh yeah and this shit too
Mmmmmmmm cake
RED VELVET COOKIE
Me when third impact
i wis h there were low calorie potato chips
FORGIVE BASIL
Ok so you eat the essence of potato chip without the actual chip
Same dawg
Or he'll come for you
White defender best bossfight
There’s chicken chips but they don’t hit the same.
They most probably exist tbh
My little sunfloewr boy
yeah and its called popcorns
which are also good
actually i should buy plain popcorn
What kind of popcorns yall like,
I like kettle.
i hate the greasy shit they sell in the markets
Pringles are corn based and imo theyre way better than normal chips
Ok that's why I like them more than lays
i wont let it make me into its slave (also shrinkflation)
Moustache man has taken over already taco
i think they shrunk pringles by like, 20%
I inhale the discount takis they sale at Trader Joe’s.
Kettle chips my beloved
Lmfaoo i also learned this fact only like 1 year ago and i couldmt believe it
But yes i love them way more than other chips
Normal takis? Nah. Discount TJ’s takis? Real stuff.
Aye
I feel like a fatass when i eat them tho especially since i go gym
i need to get one of these but unfotunately the premium chips sell for like a fuckton
What u liftin’
the jalapeno ones are the best
My arms don’t work I can’t lift for shit ;-;
Jalapeno anything is the best
bruv kettle chips are like 6$ for me
Is this yassified
i could eat something substantially more unhealthy with that money
or maybe a sandwich
actually id rather eat a sandwich at that point
You could get the 30-minute lime scooter deal with that money
Should have been born wealthier
Sour cream and onion pringles will forever be my favorite snack and i eat them like twice a year
Wtf
I do love me sour cream Pringles even though I don't like sour cream in any other circumstance
I can get them for the equivalent of 1.25
Taco's location is having "supply chain issues"
thats how fucked up this world is
theyd rather eat super processed shit
man segway but i could go for some mexican food rn
that rice and beans is legit insane
true
Well what's stopping you
actually kinda same now that I think about it
its fucking midnight and im out of money thats what
WIP
https://youtu.be/3DnIR-f9GT4?t=112 this could be me rn
'Trinity' (Terence Hill) wolfs down a plate of beans. Beans contain dietary fiber, which most people need more of. Enjoy a serving of beans daily for your #health! 😁👍
1
Oh, my bad
2
Be born into wealth
those are baked beans you rube
silksong april
the point is i want goddamn beans laced in tomato sauce
fuck im drooling thinking about it
i need to stop
are you okay man
Start a GoFundMe
no, im hungry 😔
Hollow knight
Hollow knight: silksong
Hollow knight: zoteboat
Hollow knight: quirrels demise
Hollow knight: legends of the hollow
Hollow knight: the pale king
Hollow knight: POO. doma doma!!!
Hollow knight: Sly and esmas adventure
Hollow knight: brettas odyssey
Hollow knight: Detective stag
You brought us the gun mod, we'll fund you I think
I lost my earbuds
i do not like donations i did it for myself
30 second edit of walter white screenshots
What is cake discussion?
silksong discussion
mods changed the channel
It's not a donation it's us taking you out to eat except we're not there and it's just you
again, i come from the future:
Petition to change the mods
Wait which ones of these are paid
yeah
mine is better
Hollow knight
Hollow knight: silksong
Hollow knight: zoteboat
Hollow knight: quirrels demise
Hollow knight: legends of the hollow
Hollow knight: the pale king
Hollow knight: POO. doma doma!!!
Hollow knight: Sly and esmas adventure
Hollow knight: brettas odyssey
Hollow knight: Detective stag
Hollow knight: Radiances abondonment
Hollow knight: Radiances dissapointed
perhaps
You forgot Hollow Knight: Radiance's Abandonment
what about tomorrow ? ur opinion
the fall of pharloom multiplayer shortcut pass my beloved
Personally, i think silksong wont release tomorrow since its actually releasing today
Mario Silk bros Song
Hope this helps!
Finally
not release i mean trailer
Switch 2 Direct is 60 minutes. Silksong confirmed.
gayless hk server
looking at you battlefield
haah?
nintendo direct switch 1 on march be 30 minutes or 60?
Aussies already in April 2 ig
thats 60$ btw 
35 ye?
ICE was threatening to deport all American members of the server
Hollow knight
Hollow knight: silksong
Hollow knight: zoteboat
Hollow knight: quirrels demise
Hollow knight: legends of the hollow
Hollow knight: the pale king
Hollow knight: POO. doma doma!!!
Hollow knight: Sly and esmas adventure
Hollow knight: brettas odyssey
Hollow knight: Detective stag
Hollow knight: Radiances abondonment
Hollow knight: Radiances dissapointed
Hollow knight: the siblings are BACK
Hollow knight: the grimms troupe chronicles
nintendo direct switch 1 on march be 30 minutes or 60?
Guys how many monies do you think silksong will cost
“I have a feeling…
I have a feeling that it’s falling apart at the seams
And that the people…
And that the people in the gutters recognize their means”
If silksong isnt soon we r gonna boycot by threatening to pirate the game instead of buying (/j)
No but we like tc enough
oh god not quite
Taco do we ping the muted role if we need to ping mods
i’m quoting “Tragic Heroin” 👹
nintendo direct 1 on march be 30 minutes or 60??
if silksong not announced on 2nd to 4th of april we ARE gonna boycot
How we feelin about tomorrow?
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#shorts #nintendoswitch #nintendodi...
This is a lesson that you need to be independent
We can no longer rely on mods to moderate
we must instead ban them ourselves
Honey Factory
Hollow knight
Hollow knight: silksong
Hollow knight: zoteboat
Hollow knight: quirrels demise
Hollow knight: legends of the hollow
Hollow knight: the pale king
Hollow knight: POO. doma doma!!!
Hollow knight: Sly and esmas adventure
Hollow knight: brettas odyssey
Hollow knight: Detective stag
Hollow knight: Radiances abondonment
Hollow knight: Radiances dissapointed
Hollow knight: the siblings are BACK
Hollow knight: the grimms troupe chronicles
Hollow knight: The MOVIE
I found it
Yeah... yeah we do 🥰
ok thats enough bro we get it
more sequels
nintendo direct 1 on march be 30 minutes or 60??
Stone the people we need banned
Icl hollow knight animated movie would go hard bro
Hollow knight: Silksong the movie
Yeah but the mods are muted we need to do it ourselves
But would you rather have unlimited bacon
someone say random shit
Wait where do they outsource development to some other studios to produce more games quickly
eh im not really a bacon fan
Bacon fuckin sucks
oh yeah it works
Lol
thanks
direct on march be 30 min or 60????
I am atomic
Np
Pls use atoms to create silksong then
That’s what the woke media tries to tell you
Silksong will appear on tomorrow's Nintendo Direct
mfing marvel characters enter like:
Zero minutes of silksong unfortunately
60 whole minutes of nothing
It tastes bad
Fake news
team cherry pops out of the stage and and turns everyone into sentient insects ushering us into a new stage of evolution
Bro atleast tell me you get the referance.....
(the good ending)
I have really controversial taste buds
I have been put to death for my opinions on food several times (I got better each time)
human instrumentality achieved
Hopefully we don't slaughter each other because of predator and prey relationships
Obviously bro
power rangers
Eminence
like say advance aspiders that can see 5 seconds into the future
What if Mario ate your spaghetti
here in Brazil it was launched with the bundle too omggg!!
wed be in a constant lock of "wait i shouldnt kill this person hes gnna kill me in the next 5 seconds!"
We aren't cannibalistic in any way right
whats our policy again for edits
Yo guys somwere in the trailer sais somthing abot some conductor named romio right?
You’re getting banned
Flying to brazil rn LMK IF ANY1 WANTS A COPY 😍😍
I can't believe people aren't complaining about the april fools joke in announcements
i mean were not exactly a hivemind
I think it’s a bye bye but check pins
no way
well i have no powers over this
In Nintendo Treehouse, the intro to the game the poem is written by Conductor Romino
And all the mods are muted
Who is a character we havent seen yet
Btw whats up with you having permissions (genuinely curious)
In the nintendo trailer at some point there is a boss that says romio so i think its him
former mod
Were u a mod or smth?
No boss is named romino
Ahh i see xd
Cake
Who the heck is this I have never seen this mod before
The only boss with a name that sounds similar is Trobbio
I'm not real
I dont recall seeing his name tho
I am simply a figment of your imagination
were former mods so we still have some moderating power to an extent
Lemme check
You’re thinking of Trobbio it’s known what his name is
mass hallicination
That silkpost was so obvious
Ok makes sense, I do hallucinate quite a bit
why are you talking you’re muted stop forgetting
but our roles are essentially "if silksong comes out we get pulled out of retirement (if were fine with that)" kind of deal instead of doing a surprise mod application thingy
Hii besties
I should make a ticket all the mods are muted
:0
This is seriously concerning
Does anyone know how many wishlists Silksong has?
🍰
ho no Ismoil is here quick perform evasive maneuvers (winchester im all out)
A lot
Im really missing out here, hey mods can I get a grey role too 
Yeah I’d imagine 
Yourewelcome chat i got rid of taco
Can I get mod (if you haven’t made the muted role orange and changed the name here’s your chance)
You can have it forever by the end of the day 
CHAT
We know
Joker I’m gonna make a ticket to the admins it’s not normal that all the mods are muted
We know everything
i can't believe the switch 2 will have games
just admin abuse dw about it
It’s not Sony
Okay
Thought it'd be like the PS5
Simo, Zal, or curly
Mods can you mod abuse and mute me
Hello guys please discuss me
Like the actual mute role
and you forgot about benji blocked
Hi ismoil
speaking of Sony
wt r these server annoucements 
I didn't forget he's just the shadow admin that pulls the strings by using his puppet admins
i'm going to play rn
Very peak!
Why can i still talk
Joker finally demoted this is so sad
I am so excited for Spiderverse but so worried about the animators' health if it's going the same as last time...
Spider
Ismoil why aren't you muted
Kickass is better I’m just saying
Have you read the comics ismo
Among us better unironically (among peak)
Have YOU read the comics
Need i say more?
false,
you are cursed to buy the shortcut bundle
Tell me what happened on the fifth issue page 7
😨 u got me
Hopefully but wouldn’t hold my breath at this rate
I don’t know it’s been a while
the 2027 release date is much better though
Is there even 5 issues of kickass
what if spideverse 3's ending was like
what are we smoe kind of spidervervse?
Protip: next time hide your steam account from your profile 
True, the original one wasn't realistic at all. I'm glad they have more time
watch tudo
@full rune make a post that says it being april fools doesn't exempt you from posting misinfo
Real
and if i have a alt account? 😎
no
Cakecakecakecakecake
call people who do it weird and lame
exempt* 🤓
it being april fools doesn't extempt you from posting misinfo
-# (edited)
FIUCKED
Stop talking you’re muted
TRUE
TRUE
Tree house is real?
that was a typo on my correction 🤓
Or did i get ultra silkpost
ok nice now pin it
Stream to VC or it's fake
Whole lotta nothin’
oh hey mossbag
Well treehouse does make sense cuz they wanna show their games more indepth
I’ll take 500 please
Why? Idk much about it
Zal as an April Fools joke can you unban everyone that was banned it’d be so funny
Wym? We probably finna get tomagachi 3
mfw people use april fools to show peak
Im sad thats not real
April fools would be peak if instead of it being aprils fools it was give money to ismoil day
Its not even baiting anymore its just sad seeing actually cool ideas being used for an april fools joke
there's this game
Needa get haste
I would buy a capsule Corp phone 
Pretty please?
Has that released yet
They’re using it for free focus testing 
it’s so peak why they gotta do this to us
I remember the infinite dimensions thing
It's called craftmine now
GIVE ME THE STUPID POTATO MOVERS
They kinda did something similar this year
What’d they do this time?
You craft levels you're tasked to complete
Hello and goodbye
I have not checked it out at all yet i should
And that lets you craft more mines
You guys dont understand. It is essential that the zote emote reactions in the server announcement stay at 57. Who keeps clicking on that. It was supposed to stay at 57
They said it was impossible. No way it could be done! But today, we stand before you with an update which will revolutionize crafting as you know it. We give you the Craftmine Update! Because, why stop at diamond swords and barrels?
Get the full scoop: https://www.minecraft.net/article/the-craftmine-update
How to try this update:
Snapshots are...
April 2nd
minecraft april fools update called craftmine that makes every recipe spawn tnt that immediately explodes upon placement
i might be a bit late to this
but i assume we're all working under the assumption that nothing happens tomorrow
yes
Yeah
I am so fucking confused
Eh I will keep a sliver of hope while checking out all the cool new Switch 2 games.
It wont happen
ok
waiting for some 13 year old to ping them
Queen markia has high hopes for us
That we continue to struggle. Unto eternity
Team Cherry will announce that Silksong is cancelled and we’re actually getting a Zote game
Oh my god guys i know what this server has been missing
i'm putting datura seeds in some american shithole's water supply to create the perfect society
We need official protection from the mafia
You craft levels called mines
And then you find the exit to those worlds and get rewarded
its interesting really because they must be like making some progress
🎂
When SS isn't there tomorrow it's gonna be interesting in here... But imagine june goes by and still nothing.
No wonder the servers a mess rn
Oh
Wouldnt be anything new
Just like 2024
over time the game must be becoming more done
Im very sad that hk-lores name wasn’t changed
Nothing would change tbh
what part is gonna be interesting
Time rewinds five years and we all have to re-live everything
The slow mode
Then a whole nother year goes by and another
It would literally be the same as usual
Only change were gonna see is if Silksong gets a trailer lol
the redditors screaming and crying about how team cherry killed their family
So... the same as usual
God imagine what the reddit would be like a year from now if the game’s not out then
what would be really funny is if they actually did make an announcement tomorrow for some release date, and the date comes around and they cancel like 24 hours before
The same as usual. They live in madness
Cause they keep getting worse and worse and worse
Silksong is gonna be a switch 3 title
Coming 2034
Think of any post apocalyptic setting where the people are the biggest threat
nah Imma be playing silkong on my actual brain
*gamecube 2
(3 fps)
That’s not interesting that’s a headache
also not only redditors who do that
They're making the game tetrahedron
Non-euclidean geometry
Quantum computers will be involved for next level gaming
silksong already exists just in a dimension we can't perceive
Orbit a celestial body to speed up time
its just the dimensions update :C
Headache for mods maybe but it’s pretty entertaining
We're already doing that
no it’s like a norm for every event
Fuck
what part of that is interesting
I still find it funny
we need more celestial bodies
It doesn’t get old
alternatively, i must accelerate to 60% the speed of light
oh boy I love cake
So true, where's my two suns
I find it depressing how people care that much, at first it was funny yeah but when youve seen the same shit for ages its sad
FTL travel invented before silksong
Hi bestie
different people each time i think, this game has a massive audience
I think chat used to mostly do it ironically/just spammed for the hell of it
ironically
lol, lmao even
Cyberskong 2077: The Release Date
nah
I think where it got bad was the gap between riddles and edge
Do we still have hope for silksong ?
I'll be the silverhand to team cherry's arasaka tower
honestly though this server is unironically great for talking about other games
Yeah lol. What else are we gonna play? Silksong?
But idk i dont remember every scheduled event and the reactions for each
if i finish my masters before it comes out I'll be confused
I guess I’ve not been hanging out in here a lot so it’s still funny to me
Tomorrow
Tomorrow
Chocolate cake or strawberry cake
Tommarrow guys, trust me
Tomorrow for shaw

Bait used to be believable
why are all mods muted
What day is it today?
💀💀💀

skong moment
Wait so if I get muted do I become mod
Silksong tommorow mhm mhm
No it wasn't🚬
@inland ravine please mute me
Gwnj 
Wym? Silksong came out three years ago???
I'm proud of myself cuz I defeated PURE VESSEL on ASCENDED
Oh noxie is online @uneven orchid can I pretty please get muted
Guys what do you think of this image 🇹🇷
turkey used to be believable
TÜRKİYE STİLL BELİEVABLE 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
i especially like the inclusion of the turkey in the image
They're actually yanking my chain with a treehouse on both April 3rd and April 4th
I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THIS TOMORROW
Please let this be an April fools joke
the stickfight brings me back to league
kek
Hardest profile picture on the planet
Oh damn it
Hmmm
Cake dicussion
I like cake
I was wondering why so many of my servers had changed so drastically and was leaving them
I forgot what day it is
This should be permanate
aptil food
Lol cake discussion
Is game out
Maybe
yes
Turkish stickman 🇹🇷
Happy Cake Day! 🎂
Idk man, you should check just in case
Shellrazer 2 isn't out 💔
Guys silksong is coming soon, on 3568
Shame
Where is skong discussion
Here
But this is cake discussion
Same thing
On everyone’s soul but mine there will be silksong news tomorrow
CAKE? WHERES CAKE
The cake is a lie
I wasn't aware they were making a second one
MCAKE
On this guy’s soul, silksong is out tomorrow
Like skong 💔💔💔
Burda kardeşim
Fakes should be allowed to go unlabeled today
let us meme in lore
turkey mentioned 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 türk dostlarım <3 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷
New channel and new thumbnail???
funny looking cake
So we making cake April 2nd?
Türkiye 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪👊💥🐺
TÜRK SYLAS
Humor is wasted on those people tbh
I love pie
I had some cake yesterday for my birthday
They aren't😔
pikachu ve sylas güçlerini birleştirmeli @mental imp
Cake?
The game is as dead as it gets
Wait….
The noob
They aren't smart enough to understand why Hornet is void is funny
server language is english
Whats with the cake? Did I miss something
The game is NOT coming out April 2nd
Ama pikachu'yu gözaltına aldı polis
TRUE
nope
Never read something more true in my life
pikachu is roaming free
April second
THE CAKE IS A LIEEE
the pikachu was never arrested
The second of April
you know god is a humorous individual
In what sense
💔
I will not elaborate
I am
Dude aren’t you muted
Many such cases
Yeah I guess that's fair enough
he forgor 💀
hes not arrested from my knowledge
Get back into your corner
well you see yesterday when I went to sleep I thought “man wouldn’t it be funny if I confessed to my crush tomorrow but entirely seriously”
curly if i break rules do i get mod role 
go to the gym today and she’s there
can there be a turkish role
this server does lack a turkish role
of course as the eloquent suave debonair I am I said nothing to her and didn’t even say hello
4/2
let it happen
2/4
I truly am incredible
Mods are muted?
True
Hollowcord if it was peak
