sk-discussion

[versed pollen]

Every time I've had medicine, regardless of flavour, it has tasted liked shit

[violet path]

Sue me

[shell yacht]

Peak next to watermelon

[lone crown]

Banned

[eager creek]

I will

[violet path]

Atp wouldnt be surprised

[gray parcel]

WHAT

[violet path]

And blueberries

Not to my fancy

[shell yacht]

@gray parcel bro did u trip or something

[violet path]

Raspberries though yumm

[lone crown]

Speaking of doctor’s appointments does anyone else actually enjoy getting shots/bloodwork done

[prime parrot]

ambataskong

[eager creek]

To be fair, supermarket strawberries are kinda bad 75% of the time, but if you go to a farmer's market and get fresh ones they're really good

[violet path]

No??

Thems hurt

[gray parcel]

Sorry I was admiring my ps5 slim

[violet path]

Makes you sore too so exercise is a no no

[main helm]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-kernel-compression-gameing-windows96-gif-16467548442967153893

[fiery burrow]

My dog loves strawberries

[atomic sparrow]

noooo

[shell yacht]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/793128374213279776/1302671859854086174/yummers.gif

[violet path]

Hey silly fella do those grip strengthener kits actually work for building forearms and wrist

[lone crown]

Only a tiny sting at first smh

[gray parcel]

what do they look like?

[opaque sigil]

it's whatever I don't hate it but I wouldn't do it for fun

[fiery burrow]

No

[shell yacht]

Do you want to see my fucked up elbow after they missed my blood vein

[lone crown]

I feel a good feeling when they do it idk (i swear im not a drug addict)

[violet path]

These

[versed pollen]

"Fucked up elbow" They miss your vein and fucked you up permanently?

[fiery burrow]

I'd rather die than get a vaccine. Thats why I voted for Trump

[shell yacht]

No it just bruised

[gray parcel]

i guess? ive never actually used one consistantly to know

[shell yacht]

Didn't fuck me up that bad

[violet path]

Martyred for the cause

[eager creek]

I had a panic attack going into my wisdom teeth surgery cause they had to put in the needle for my iv, then I woke up still panicking so they hit me with another dose to get me to calm down

Fun times

[lone crown]

Are you /srs or /j

[violet path]

Good thing i dont have wisdom teeth

[fiery burrow]

/j

I'm mocking conservatives for wanting to kill people

[versed pollen]

The whole joke is that the alternative is death bruh

[lone crown]

Still not as dumb as 4/2 believers

[ripe cliff]

don't know but you could probably just do dumbbell exercises

[versed pollen]

loser

[lone crown]

Sue them for malpractice

[gray parcel]

ouch

[lone crown]

I mean

[shell yacht]

Oh you can't really tell but it's kind of purple all around there

[ripe cliff]

we can

see the bruise

[gray parcel]

@violet path you fw the new keychain

[shell yacht]

No only like half of it came up in the picture

[violet path]

MY FAV POKEMON YES

[main helm]

s

[shell yacht]

That's a big ass keychain though

[gray parcel]

Same here

[violet path]

i wanted to get pokemon stuff so bad from the nintendo store in ny but we didnt have time to go there :((

[gray parcel]

She’s tiny, I just have small hands

[atomic sparrow]

damn they really fucked up elbow you

[shell yacht]

All I want is the full Kyogre

[lone crown]

I got a groudon plush from there

[violet path]

https://tenor.com/view/robin-teen-titans-rainless-barancelkq-gif-19825406

[gray parcel]

I don’t get it

[atomic sparrow]

what

why is robin so sad

[gray parcel]

I was lucky and got my mother’s Asian hands 🙏

Now my tendons looks pumped all the time

[violet path]

Do yall fw rio

The movie

[atomic sparrow]

life sized kyogre plush

[lone crown]

I’ll mail you the goods, but you gotta pay extra + shipping

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/rio-rio-movie-rio2-rio2movie-blu-gif-25182695

[lone crown]

[violet path]

Big rio fan

[eager creek]

Nigel is a top tier villain, yes

[shell yacht]

Yes, I need my boi

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-movie-pokemon-ranger-and-the-temple-of-the-sea-manaphy-kyogre-kaiooga-gif-27498307

[gray parcel]

i have a rayquaza plushie

oh yeah reminds me

[lone crown]

Kyogre isn’t an ogre what the fuck…

[shell yacht]

I have what I think is a bootleg Oddish plus from ages ago

[shell yacht]

Neither is Zinogre

https://tenor.com/view/zinogre-howl-wolf-capcom-monster-hunter-gif-7338611195364788869

[gray parcel]

Found these in a mall store

[atomic sparrow]

what

[violet path]

Any rio 2 haters in chat

Big rio 2 hater here

[atomic sparrow]

there are several things wrong with these guys

what is qurriel doing there

think he's part of the team

[violet path]

I love

[shell yacht]

Rayquazarizard

Every time somebody replies to fella their name falls farther and further on the reply

[violet path]

I saw rhis at chelsea market in ny and really wanted to buy but decided to chrck out the rest of the store then come back but then we ran out of time

[eager creek]

I like the mimikyu eevee

[shell yacht]

Chocolate chicken sounds terrible

[violet path]

I really wanted banan duck

[gray parcel]

so is the life of the struggler

[gray parcel]

awe

[gray parcel]

theres a chance that one is offical

[shell yacht]

[flat remnant]

https://vxtwitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1906897518652465552

DiscussingFilm (@[e-mail])

First look at ‘BEYOND THE SPIDER-VERSE’

In theaters on June 4, 2027. https://t.co/LJ7MwtENRH

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 1, 2025, 2:32 AM

YO

[lone crown]

Beyond The Midverse

[shell yacht]

Wait why is quirrel just mixed in there

[gray parcel]

DIE

[flat remnant]

PISS OFF!!!!

[gray parcel]

because i found him

[ripe cliff]

chat is this real

[lone crown]

Im /j im /j…

[ripe cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-ragebait-angry-gon-bait-gif-5270896389597269350

[flat remnant]

june 4 2027

[shell yacht]

Considering how everybody's been talking about the non-existent production, doesn't this mean it's just concept art

[violet path]

When i saw the ny philharmonic perform i tried to snag a quick technically not allowed video to send to my parents but didnt realized my flash automatically turns on when i start recording in the dark

[flat remnant]

no this is like real fucking footage

sony's at a convention rn

[lone crown]

Uhhh I think Joker cares about this i should ping him

[flat remnant]

probably

[shell yacht]

[ripe cliff]

wait its actually real

WAR IS OVER

[lone crown]

@marsh ibex

[shell yacht]

@marsh ibex Kingdom hearts 5

[gray parcel]

so uh

im buying

[ripe cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/one-peak-one-piece-one-piece-cry-its-so-peak-gif-13413926760013023520

sorry BTSV not vaporeon

well vaporeon is peak but not what i mean t

[violet path]

Wait where

[lone crown]

Looks insane btw

[livid tree]

i thought philharmonic was the simpsons voice actor who passed away

[gray parcel]

pokemon center

[shell yacht]

Shiny Vaporeon*

[violet path]

No its an orchestra

[livid tree]

there
phil harmonic

yall have to get the joke i came up with it on the spot

[livid tree]

ok i read what that said and i think id cry if that happened to me

[gray parcel]

shes on her way 🔥

[livid tree]

yall ever see the nokia going off during violinist

[wispy stream]

yes

literally like a week ago lol

[violet path]

Heres the video

[livid tree]

not the finger blocking the flash

[violet path]

You can see my instant panic and trying to block it

[livid tree]

yeaaa

[violet path]

Luckily i was sitting like super far so its not likr the performers saw or 99.9% of the audience or the staff

Just the people immediately next to me

[shell yacht]

I've never seen flash come on during a video recording lol

[ripe cliff]

i'm a bit uncertain though, 2 years is honestly not a ton of time for a production of this scale, assuming production is only recently gaining full traction
and that's without taking into account phil lord's abysmal management of the creative team

sorry, didn't mean for that to ping my bad

[violet path]

My iphone does it automatically i hate it!

Idk what scenario someone would want their flash to AUTOMATICALLY come on when recording

[shell yacht]

My phone has an option to kill the automatic flashes

[flat remnant]

4 years since it comes out in 2027

[gray parcel]

yeah but is it blue text?

[flat remnant]

i think it's a decent amount of prod time

phil lord yeahhh i hope he gets off their asses for this one sheesh

[shell yacht]

Blue text?

[gray parcel]

imessages

[shell yacht]

Ew no I use Android

The flash setting is the lightningbolt

[gray parcel]

yeah i can tell

[shell yacht]

Apparently my camera has night vision, I'm going to try that later see how it effective it actually is

[heady iron]

android users give me the ick

[lone crown]

Im tired man

[heady iron]

I'd never date one

[ripe cliff]

i mean, its 2 years from now, and there are plenty reports that production wasn't even close to fully underway back in 2023/24

[heady iron]

I'll keep using my cracked iphone 6

[violet path]

The ick..

[opaque sigil]

production powered by the tears of animators

[violet path]

Anyone know some good orchestral pieces

[shell yacht]

Mappa with the upcoming year be like

[violet path]

Preferably like romantic or modern

[lone crown]

There needs to be an animator strike

[ripe cliff]

yepp,, you can't really do justice for how bad they had it

[floral delta]

I thought you were cool Heng...

[ripe cliff]

gonna be honest

[eager creek]

If it's the same kind that mine has then it's just okay

[shell yacht]

Moto g something

[ripe cliff]

planning out a 2 year production-period and overworking the animators to shit feels very in character given management in the past

[opaque sigil]

so you've been lying all this time?

[lone crown]

WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS BRUH

I FORGOT I HAVE HOMEWORK AGAIN

[opaque sigil]

[eager creek]

Ah, can't say if it is or not. I have a Samsung

[ripe cliff]

now i reveal my true agenda

ANIMATORS DESERVE FAIR WORKING CONDITIONS!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAH

[lone crown]

Worker’s strike

Animator strike

[opaque sigil]

consider however:

money

[gray parcel]

unionize!

[eager creek]

Fair working conditions? In my animation studio? Insane /j

[ripe cliff]

despite how bad the industry is, there is such an unbelievably high demand for employment among animators that this probably isnt gonna happen

like

its a dream-job for a huge amount of artists

[opaque sigil]

I mean that's not unavoidable with a sufficiently robust union to be able to punish scabs

[ripe cliff]

there is a never ending supply of talent to exploit

[pulsar oxide]

How likely do y'all think it is for silksong to appear at the switch 2 direct

[devout halo]

Very

Like 75% chance trust

[pulsar oxide]

I agree

[floral delta]

30%

[tall cargo]

0.00005

[shell yacht]

-80%

[pulsar oxide]

I think that's pretty reasonable

[unborn dome]

and probably gonna do nothing because they’re just going to continue using cheap south East Asian animation studios like they’ve already been doing

[quasi salmon]

guys

i just realised

no silksong april 2nd

because

they dont announce indie games in direct

they announce in indie world

[mortal bluff]

Do we even know if any indie games will show on the second?

[rustic ore]

im so glad i can chew stuff

molars are so fucking based for that

[frigid cedar]

Hey guys did you know that silksong

[floral delta]

Won't release until the year 3000? Yeah

[quasi salmon]

silksong fans when they realise that indie directs are differnet then normal nintendo dierects

[frigid cedar]

*3017

Yeah

For the 1000th hk anniversary

[quasi salmon]

thats so early

anyways

[frigid cedar]

Ikr

[quasi salmon]

i think silksong news will be at nintendo indie direct 2025

and not april 2nd

[floral delta]

April 2nd

[frigid cedar]

2027 10th anniversary of hk release trust

[floral delta]

Heh

Nice

[mortal bluff]

Hell nah

[frigid cedar]

What what?

April 2nd

Lmfao

[mortal bluff]

It won’t show at an indie direct

[frigid cedar]

Genius shit

[unborn dome]

non zero chance
despite what some people are saying though there will be quite a few third party games actually

[mortal bluff]

How do we know this?

[frigid cedar]

Silksong someday

[eager creek]

Silksong eventually

[frigid cedar]

Damn

[flat remnant]

silksong when your asses stop asking for it

[frigid cedar]

It's gonna release someday that's for sure

[quasi salmon]

i think no indie games april 2nd, because its the switch 2 direct

[quasi salmon]

teehee

[frigid cedar]

I would like a zoteboat more tbh

[unborn dome]

I’m not getting pyoroed

[flat remnant]

get out of my sight

[mortal bluff]

?

[frigid cedar]

April 2nd when the 2nd is April

[mortal bluff]

April 2nd is a doubt in my mind

[frigid cedar]

April 2nd will have NO silksong news

[vagrant onyx]

april 2nd is only about switch 2
do not expect silksong

[frigid cedar]

Yerp

I trust that silksong will be in the team cherry direct trust

[vagrant onyx]

yes

[quasi salmon]

-# EXACTLY

[woeful matrix]

its a new knight

[mortal bluff]

I actually think it could be more a 2027 release

[frigid cedar]

Just like how yacht club games pulled off a direct of their own

[frigid cedar]

Same lmao

The tenth anniversary of hk is literally the perfect time

[woeful matrix]

ok bro ss april 2nd i promise you

[mortal bluff]

I truly think they fucked up the cobblestone generator and are fixing game shattering bugs rn

[woeful matrix]

why you think that

game dev is going smoothly apparently

[frigid cedar]

I think that cus it's thematically fitting

[quasi salmon]

its been going "smoothly" since 2019

[woeful matrix]

and i'm pretty sure (hoping) that they are out of their phase of just adding more and more stuff

[mortal bluff]

It just seems like if you go radio silence from a point of pretty decent communication, something fucked up major and they had to grind news to a halt, further more they’re due to overtake initial deadlines by 2 years

[woeful matrix]

bro fuk you mean radio silence

[mortal bluff]

lol, when was the last time Ari or William said a peep about Silksong

[woeful matrix]

leth

[mortal bluff]

Leth puts out fires by telling us things will be alright

[quasi salmon]

like 100000 years ago

[frigid cedar]

2 years and 9 months ago

[quasi salmon]

leth is a liar

[unborn dome]

allegedly at a convention a couple months ago

[mortal bluff]

Bruh is a god of the sun lol can he not just go for fun lol

[serene chasm]

Leth isnt human

[mortal bluff]

Damn

Shut down

[frigid cedar]

That's kind of his job, pretty sure if he doesn't he'd get fired

[serene chasm]

we all know he's a reptiod #wakeupsheeple

[woeful matrix]

aside from leth shooting my dog hes pretty trustable

[vestal locust]

praying for silksong to come out in june 💔

[quasi salmon]

april 2nd 10pm, april 2nd 10pm, april 2nd 10pm...

Only 34 more hours, 34 more hours, 34 more hours...

[woeful matrix]

why 10pm

[frigid cedar]

Silksong is coming out in 2027 trust

[woeful matrix]

no

[quasi salmon]

i live in asia

[woeful matrix]

oh makes sense

[mortal bluff]

2027 seems reasonable

[woeful matrix]

i think for est its prob going to be around 10am

[quasi salmon]

I CANT MAKE IT TO 2027

[mortal bluff]

Gets us ten years away from hollowknights release

[frigid cedar]

Yeah see firebird gets it

[frigid cedar]

I can

Just play other games bro

It's not that deep

[quasi salmon]

yeah but i want silksong

[woeful matrix]

i'll be real what is even coming out in 2025 aside from gta vi

[frigid cedar]

Same, but symphony of the night will suffice for now

[mortal bluff]

Blasphemous 1 and 2 call, dead cells calls, played dark souls or eldenring? solid replacements

[quasi salmon]

im not good at eldenring

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/mymoney-needthat-gif-13598893

[vestal locust]

ive played many similar hollow knight games and i still dont think ill make it to 2027

[misty notch]

_ _

[valid sable]

Play every metroidvania before Silksong comes out, then you won't wanna play it because you'll be tired of the genre

[serene chasm]

replace money with Silksong

[frigid cedar]

Playd all of these I fully agree

[frigid cedar]

You'll make it, I believe in you

You'll all make it

[vestal locust]

hopefully

[woeful matrix]

guys ari js phoned me its slated for 2025

[serene chasm]

I do hope SS comes out this year

[woeful matrix]

q3

[mortal bluff]

It’s a good one, even playing with cheese builds can be super fun

[woeful matrix]

it def will

[quasi salmon]

ur an admin cant you like talk to team cherry

[serene chasm]

No

[mortal bluff]

I agree, but the odds are just okay

[quasi salmon]

then who gave u admin

[serene chasm]

This technically isnt an official server. We're not accociated with TC

[frigid cedar]

I don't think they can, even if they did I don't think they can say anything publicly

[quasi salmon]

aw dang

[mortal bluff]

Technically William is on the server, just silent as always lol

[frigid cedar]

Lmfao we will never get an official hk discord server

[woeful matrix]

even the admins are under the nintendo nda 💔

[frigid cedar]

Oh, that's insane

[mortal bluff]

And I think Ari is even on here

[frigid cedar]

NDA - never dalk about (your game)

[woeful matrix]

non disclosure agreement

pretty close

[serene chasm]

It was bestowed upon me by the lady of the lake, who gave me the sword Excalibur and thus proclaimed me "Curly, Admin of thy Hollow Knight server"

[quasi salmon]

"never dalk about (your game/job)"

[frigid cedar]

That's the joke lads!

[quasi salmon]

silksong tomorrow if i believe

[serene chasm]

do you believe

[quasi salmon]

maybe

[woeful matrix]

ss could be out rn but you dont know till you check

[mortal bluff]

It’s the bell from polar express

I can hear it

In 2027

[woeful matrix]

nah

i hear it tmrw

[serene chasm]

Its not coming tomorrow

[quasi salmon]

i just checked

theres no silksong

[opaque sigil]

just remember not to lose the scabbard like the last guy

[woeful matrix]

dang

[quasi salmon]

bro just broke their nda to ruin our dreams

[frigid cedar]

Gn silkheads keep on songing

[vagrant onyx]

why would u expect silksong on switch 2 showcase?

[quasi salmon]

BECAUSE UNITED WE HOPE

[woeful matrix]

ss will be the release title for switxh

and mk9 but that's not as important

[mortal bluff]

Hopelessness, and desperation

[serene chasm]

Honestly it would be pretty crazy if they did that

[mortal bluff]

Low key would be gas

[woeful matrix]

its gonne be like " time to show off some expected games for the switch 2" and its ss

[vestal locust]

right, its a SWITCH 2 SHOWCASE not a indie game showcase

[vagrant onyx]

so ss game wont be on switch 1?

[unborn dome]

you should all play split fiction
good game game if you have a friend
if you don't have a friend then im sorry

[woeful matrix]

what is cope

[woeful matrix]

no it def will

s1 and 2 are compatible

[woeful matrix]

it would be very very cool

[vagrant onyx]

then it wont be on switch 2 showcase

[mortal bluff]

I assume it will just be a like three Nintendo games revealed, and then a hardware and UI overview

[quasi salmon]

metroid prime 4, mario kart 9 and silksong. all 3 will make a triple release title breaking headlines around the globe
(Not copium i swear)

[woeful matrix]

i agree

[mortal bluff]

Where would Silksong even slot into an event like that?

[quasi salmon]

yeah probs

[clever rapids]

Don't forget Zelda - Breath of the Kingdom.

[serene chasm]

Do nintendo fans care about hardware specs?

[mortal bluff]

Thanks for watching the new mario, here’s silksongs dramatic ass trailer

[serene chasm]

like Id assume saying "Its better then the switch" would suffice

[unborn dome]

15 minute hardware
35 minute game stuff

[clever rapids]

Maybe they'll announce Chris Pratt as Link in the live action movie.

[unborn dome]

they're gonna care when they finally get to experience the glory of ps4 games

[woeful matrix]

they just gonna be like the screen is X times bigger and its X% faster than the switch

[quasi salmon]

hollow knight sold 3 mil copies on steam alone in 4 years
why couldnt silksong be an indie release title

[lucid holly]

yo mods can we get a 30 minute slowmode 🙏

[quasi salmon]

NO

[mortal bluff]

Can it play doom? , then we golden lol

[quasi salmon]

NO SLOWMODE

[lucid holly]

im hearing that you want 40 minute slowmode yes?

[quasi salmon]

kinda

[mortal bluff]

Not too far of lol

[clever rapids]

6 hours please

[atomic sparrow]

6 hour slowmode take it or leave it

[woeful matrix]

WE want a slowmode

ALL of us rigjt

[clever rapids]

Great minds and all that

[quasi salmon]

welp guys start coping before the slowmode happens

[mortal bluff]

Why peeps want 6 hour slow mode?

We chill

[woeful matrix]

no cope

[solid swift]

Every day they are losing their goddamn minds

[atomic sparrow]

for laughs

[quasi salmon]

im coping

[clever rapids]

It's mandatory fun time.

[woeful matrix]

we get to think about our messages

[atomic sparrow]

it's for the bit

all in for the bit

[woeful matrix]

oooaaasogihjoooohgfdweoodsaa

[clever rapids]

Commit to the bit

[solid swift]

April 2 is first party switch games. 100% not happening

[woeful matrix]

see how dyno clowned you

[mortal bluff]

Hungry knight remaster > Silksong

[quasi salmon]

THERE IS A TOOTHFAIRY, THERE IS AN EASTER BUNNY, AND BOY DO I KNOW SILKSONG IS REAL.

[woeful matrix]

it knows your wrong

[clever rapids]

See how quiet that was?

It was nice.

[mortal bluff]

I would honestly not be shocked if the game gets axed in my opinion…

[woeful matrix]

i would

[mortal bluff]

Though that is a bit dramatic

[quasi salmon]

DONT SAY THAT

[mortal bluff]

I’ve been through terraria hell

[solid swift]

I mean Nintendo doeant want Silksong on there anyways. It would "ruin" their direct bc its gonna be more talked than thw switcg 2 or metroid prime

[clever rapids]

September guys, that's the release window.

[woeful matrix]

no

tomorrow

[quasi salmon]

sush and go drink a gulp of copium

[opaque sigil]

this is very out of touch with reality ss is not bigger than the switch 2 or whatever their flagship title is going to be

[solid swift]

If silksong gets a release date on april 2 the switch will be overshadowed

[opaque sigil]

that is.... not true at all

[woeful matrix]

what's wrong with my cat

[solid swift]

Bro silksong is literally one of the most wishes games on steam

[quasi salmon]

idk maybe the nose isnt very cat like

[eager creek]

The problem is I think that's not a cat

[solid swift]

Not bigger than GTA 6 of course! But still

[clever rapids]

I think people overestimate how many people have played Hollow Knight by finding communities of like-minded individuals, which skews their perception to thinking everyone has played it.

[opaque sigil]

and the next nintendo console is the next nintendo console

[woeful matrix]

fs bro

[woeful matrix]

you sure

[solid swift]

Mmmmm

True.

[opaque sigil]

in terms of general interest there is no competition

[mortal bluff]

Silksong be like

[quasi salmon]

silksong will probs be really successful

[eager creek]

Can't be sure to be honest, I'm not a biologist

Could be a cat

[trim estuary]

The switch is the third best selling console of all time

[solid swift]

Besises isnt silksong partered with xbox?

[woeful matrix]

who told you that

[quasi salmon]

switch 2 cant be overshadowed by our SHAWs

[solid swift]

That leak about game pass day 1 at latest June

[opaque sigil]

silksong is releasing on all consoles and pc

[woeful matrix]

bro thats like every game on gp

[solid swift]

It is right? It was announced in an xbox showcase in 2022

[woeful matrix]

did you alr forget the ss showcase at nintendo treehouse

[quasi salmon]

fr

[trim estuary]

Counterpoint https://twitter.com/PlayStation/status/1570797280063627264?t=XhH3wWHlc8uXUUVGlHVz0w

PlayStation (@PlayStation) on X

Sharpen your needles – confirming Hollow Knight: Silksong is coming to PS5 and PS4

X · Sep 16, 2022, 3:30 PM

[solid swift]

What Im saying is that xbox have talked about silksong more than Nintendo

[eager creek]

Being on game pass isn't the same thing as a full partnership

[quasi salmon]

that was back in 20222222

[opaque sigil]

not really true nor does it matter

[woeful matrix]

fr bro every game is on gp

[trim estuary]

Nintendo Treehouse??

[solid swift]

That was six years ago

[onyx dawn]

Nintendo had a nintendo treehouse

[trim estuary]

Game pass trailer was two years ago boom i win

[opaque sigil]

so what

[mortal bluff]

Nahhhh, treehouse live + demo

[woeful matrix]

treehouse had a nintendo nintendo

[solid swift]

I know u guys see me as a doubter but Im a believer, just not in april 2

Silksong will release June fs

It makes sense

[mortal bluff]

I’m a doubter of 2025, or 2026

[trim estuary]

Well yea the release date trailer is dropping April 10th

[trim estuary]

2028 is where it’s at

[woeful matrix]

if i was lead dev ss would be out 5 years ago

[solid swift]

Bro source?

[trim estuary]

Triple I Initiative

[woeful matrix]

no source needed

[woeful matrix]

oh fr

[lone crown]

Not the redditors infecting chat

[mortal bluff]

2027 be much good more better

[lone crown]

Back away you r/Silksong HEATHENS

👹

[woeful matrix]

so real

[opaque sigil]

iii initiative has a full dev list tc isn't there

[trim estuary]

uh oh

[woeful matrix]

what

[trim estuary]

did they have any surprises last time or nah

[lone crown]

I completed the homework I forgot to do one minute before it’s due

[woeful matrix]

wow

[opaque sigil]

the list says it's all devs

[mortal bluff]

For April 2?

[woeful matrix]

and now for a special surprise youve all been waiting for

[eager creek]

The only way to do it

[opaque sigil]

askiisoft is there though which may mean katana zero dlc, and ghost ship games so maybe rogue core

[opaque sigil]

literally read the message

[lone crown]

I have four exams i didnt study for tomorrow i am failing this semester for sure

[woeful matrix]

happy april fools

[lone crown]

I am cooked

[opaque sigil]

oof

[woeful matrix]

what classes

[solid swift]

Silksong is out.

[mortal bluff]

What classes?

[lone crown]

Unless i somehow finesse all of them

[solid swift]

Silksonf is OUT

ITS HERE

Check steam

[woeful matrix]

oh shi

[opaque sigil]

surely

[woeful matrix]

its out

[trim estuary]

maybe

[dense temple]

i saw a centipede in my dream i had today

[mortal bluff]

Moderators, kill this guy

[trim estuary]

was it red

[opaque sigil]

oh nice

[lone crown]

Uhhh regarding economics and accounting

[solid swift]

Hollow Knight: Silksong Full Game part 1 HD is out

[dense temple]

Brown

[lone crown]

Its just numbers ill be fine

[eager creek]

I hate the economy

[lone crown]

And graphs

And buzzwords

[mortal bluff]

Poor person energy

[woeful matrix]

js remember the quadratic formula

[young saffron]

What subs

[lone crown]

I have half the server’s IP address

[frozen jasper]

Silksong announcement today. I can feel it

[woeful matrix]

you dont got mine

[dense temple]

my fathers birthday is april 1

(today)

[solid swift]

Bro its april fools

[lone crown]

My mother’s birthday is unironically today

No joking

[frozen jasper]

You don’t say

[lone crown]

My father’s is april 10th and mine’s the 20th

[solid swift]

I do

[dense temple]

Same, im not joking

[solid swift]

Im not gay

[frozen jasper]

My bad. I can’t read

[solid swift]

Haha april fools!

[dense temple]

my older brother was born on october 31 but his Identity card says december 25

[trim estuary]

Do you have a family member named April too or nah

[mortal bluff]

Silksong needs a boss rush or ?

[atomic sparrow]

if team cherry doesn't add one the fans will

hell I remember there being a mod for a boss rush for hk before godmaster came out

[slate wagon]

no boss rush just a way to refight individual bosses

[smoky nebula]

My band teacher's birthday is also today
Is your mother inherently chaotic

[mortal bluff]

But I’m on switch personally I’m absolutely team boss rush, godmaster is a highlight

Feel they could have ironed out some bugs in godmaster tho

[lone crown]

It runs in the family

[smoky nebula]

You haven't established some kind of order‽

[lone crown]

Nope

[burnt estuary]

the april fools jokes that are gonna happen today

[heavy magnet]

everyone will have to think clearly and carefully

in order to find the secret real info hidden in all the fakes

[uncut citrus]

True

[open narwhal]

wtf no April Fools jokes yet

[uncut citrus]

Something I see a lot of people get wrong on jokes is that they almost never are totally untrue.. when you make a joke you typically say something that's not true but it has to be close enough that it's funny, by this logic, silksong today

[full rune]

5 upvotes and ill change the server icon to the cake

[shell salmon]

Silk silk silk silk song song

[slate wagon]

can it be gay cake

[opaque sigil]

because people definitely aren't going to be annoying enough otherwise right

[open narwhal]

change it to a grimm fanart to satisfy the one too many users named "Grimm"

this is tge max amount viewable at a time on phone otherwise it'd have been 40% of the server listed there

[coral prawn]

GG

[open narwhal]

can u move ur backpack from my seat pls

I've been standing the WHOLE train trip

[coral prawn]

I never but my bag on the set😔

[open narwhal]

Well you just did 😔

[uncut citrus]

Yeah it was specifically so you don't sit next to him

[coral prawn]

HOLY SHIT ITS ALL RYOSHU

and sinclair is there as well I guess

[twilit mulch]

Oh no...

[coral prawn]

Finally the wiki is useable

[open narwhal]

is that balatro

[coral prawn]

Its Limbus Company

[open narwhal]

close enough welcome back genshin impact

[coral prawn]

eww

genish sucks

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-gif-21327280

[manic abyss]

No way it's Europe's #1 Rated Ace Defective

[coral prawn]

No way its the one and only AsleepNaan (Daud)

hmmm yes perfect can't wait to not use it ever because I don't have nitro

[livid tree]

READ BLUE LOCK

its so peak i actually started crying

the puzzle pieces

[real river]

i may have agreed if you said good or decent

but calling anything peak is serious business

[livid tree]

trust me

[real river]

its not "peak"

[real river]

listen

[livid tree]

95% of anime/manga i dislike

[real river]

same

most of them are trash

[livid tree]

ok

it has peak moments

at least

[real river]

what is blue lock even about

🙏

[livid tree]

soccer but good

[real river]

its not soccer

its football 😭

[livid tree]

ooook

anyways

[livid tree]

ok say a good anime at the same time

ok go
ping pong the animation

[real river]

?

[livid tree]

its a good anime

[real river]

oh k

i never heard about it

[livid tree]

isagi is so tuff

hes like the lebron of sports

[atomic sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-lock-gif-15379697779222594459

stink aura

[kindred pewter]

sadly limbus company is having end of service 😔

guess I must hop on r1999 next

[coral prawn]

What a shame

[coarse leaf]

Tomorrow is the day, the silksong day

What time is the switch 2 direct btw

Even brawl stars says git gud

Literally i enter the game open the streak and it says git gud

Silksong is coming

Chat is dead i guess

[heavy magnet]

all out buying silksong

at the silkstore

[vagrant onyx]

[full rune]

I think it would help if you said something that people could reply to

[midnight trout]

i dont really care if silksong isnt there because theres gonna be some bangers at the direct but if it is there it will make my day 1000x (or more) better

tmrw they releasing the minecraft meal in australia

[pulsar fiber]

i hope silk song never releases😈

[midnight trout]

good for you

[pulsar fiber]

yay

[coral prawn]

Same🙏

[pulsar fiber]

🥀 💔

[midnight trout]

https://tenor.com/view/angai313-slicing-bread-mickey-mouse-gif-22832013

silksong news

[pulsar fiber]

[coarse leaf]

Not you again

Well it will

[shell salmon]

it wont

[pulsar fiber]

wdym not you again

im dingle berry the sigma

i will be again

[slow viper]

SILKSONG DEMO ON STEAM

||i am lying||

[coarse leaf]

Expected

[vagrant onyx]

silksong prepurchase?

[slow viper]

Ok but in all honesty this would be the funniest day to release silksomg

[lucid holly]

April fools Silksong drop would go crazy

Hungry knight 2

[quiet token]

Damn does that mean they won't add new stuff or that the game won't be playable

[lucid holly]

Also PEAK WORLD THE PEAKER UPDATE

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-rain-world-watcher-gif-15345038142849397779

[quiet token]

Still haven't played limbus

[lucid holly]

Midbus company play rain world

[coral prawn]

Do it🥺

[lament lotus]

can mods not do the corny fake ping server icon for april fools id be grateful 🙏

[coral prawn]

the april fools story was peak

[lament lotus]

the what

[quiet token]

Gotta beat LoR first

[coral prawn]

For april fool they made a little side story from Limbus Company which was really good

it had quite a few lore drop that I didn't expect

[lament lotus]

brother i am talking about this server

[coral prawn]

I should also but I suck at deck building

[coral prawn]

My bad 🙏

[lament lotus]

april second..

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-lets-take-a-look-resident-evil-re-re1-gif-1861111754343783039

[coral prawn]

Can't wait for nothing🔥 🔥 🔥

[lament lotus]

listen im not saying its not coming

but im not saying its getting revealed

[coral prawn]

I am saying its not coming

[cyan forum]

4th of april

[lament lotus]

stars wars day

[cyan forum]

minecarf

[cyan forum]

minecart

movie

[coral prawn]

The only good movie ever

[worn valley]

I can't believe silksong releases tomorrow

[lament lotus]

Silksong tommorow

[dense temple]

its today

Check the steam

Shadowdrop

[lucid holly]

Chat Silksong is coming out the moment everyone reading this finished rain world

[worn valley]

Does this mean I have to buy and complete rain world

[dense temple]

but it costs money

[lucid holly]

Do you want Silksong or not

Also the game is as good as hollow knight

[worn valley]

You know...
Maybe I DONT want silksong
Maybe I want it to NEVER come out.

(Reverse psychology don't fail me now)

[dense temple]

i want skongers to suffer

[lucid holly]

True true true

Also listen to “what it’s worth”. By Buffalo Springfield

[dense temple]

rename hollow knight to turk knight for april fools

[carmine island]

Alright I’ll tell tc

[carmine island]

Why just for April fools?

[kindred pewter]

it means the game explodes

[coral prawn]

Epic

[carmine island]

Pipe bomb

[lament lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/a-sad-japanese-guy-sad-sadness-cry-crying-gif-9943773437851953075

[wary storm]

peak peak pea peeker peak

[vestal locust]

does anyone else here seriously think SOMETHING about silksong will come out in june i lowkey do

[wary storm]

dude

ON EVERYONE'S SOUL, WE ALL will get the SILKSONG NEWS at the april second 2025

how the fuck did i got clowned by a bot

silksong news

april second 2025

lmao the trigger is april second 2025

[whole grove]

There will be no silksong news April second 2025

[manic abyss]

Hmmm what about April 2nd 2025

Damn it

April sec on d 2025

AH HA
I AM NO LONGER A CLOWN

[clever socket]

did you know April 2nd is tomorrow

nope
https://steamdb.info/app/1030300/history/

[manic abyss]

April 2nd comes after April 1st

[heavy magnet]

in the ultimate troll, this year skips over the 2nd and goes straight from April 1st to April 3rd

[dense temple]

İ agree make it permanent 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

[daring tide]

The universe denies the release of silksong

Imagine if silksong is already done but they just can't release it because the universe keeps denying them at every turn

[leaden moss]

it would be rlly funny if they told us the release date today i think

[daring tide]

Really funny

April 2

[leaden moss]

do you get auto clowned if you say a date

may 8

[daring tide]

how ya doin euphrates

[daring tide]

April

[leaden moss]

april f

its not worki

n

g

[daring tide]

April

2

[leaden moss]

April 2

[daring tide]

Oh they fixed it

[leaden moss]

?

[daring tide]

It was tied to April before

[leaden moss]

im aprilling it

[daring tide]

I'm vincing it

I'm vincing it

[leaden moss]

so yeah have you heard about whats happening in turkey

seems i was right abt the government

[daring tide]

?

I don't pay attention to any news at all

my life is filled with silksong copium

[leaden moss]

big protests happenin

n shi

[daring tide]

Why?

[leaden moss]

i don wanna get into politics but

yeah government

[daring tide]

Goverment

Governenent

[leaden moss]

it wil be so expensive when it releases

idk if ill be able to buy it

[daring tide]

Ever since 6 years ago my life has just been silksong

[daring tide]

Start saving up now lol

[leaden moss]

baseball, huh?

since youre so bored

[daring tide]

I don't have ball

[leaden moss]

uh

dorry i forgot not everyone isnt brainrotted enough to understand every small meme reference

[daring tide]

OH

[daring tide]

https://tenor.com/view/baseball-baseball-huh-huh-aljokes-al-jokes-gif-14276328455421390272

[hard orbit]

Nothing happening tomorrow

[daring tide]

The baseball, huh? Situation is crazy

[leaden moss]

chud

[daring tide]

SWITCH 2 BABY

[leaden moss]

switch 2 isnt important

its just switch with a number next to it

[daring tide]

Even if silksong doesn't release at least we'll have something

[hard orbit]

Ah clowns.. im sorry for you

[leaden moss]

it is an equally as shitty console

[hard orbit]

Nope

[deep laurel]

I would expect a new 3d Mario, since they only have one per gen

[daring tide]

Switch 2 bro

[wraith flower]

how was there nothing in the nintendo direct

[leaden moss]

im not switching to bro

i like my sis

[wraith flower]

THEY UPDATED THE STEAM COPYRIGHT

[daring tide]

What

[hard orbit]

[daring tide]

A bit late bud

[wraith flower]

how could they

[leaden moss]

they updated silksong

we just dont get to play it

[wraith flower]

sadg

[hard orbit]

2026 guys im sorry. Im out

[leaden moss]

2026 is too soon

im not ready

[wraith flower]

2030 at least

[daring tide]

What do you even have to do

[deep laurel]

get a life?

[daring tide]

Damn 😔

[leaden moss]

ill be 45 years old by then

[wraith flower]

impossible

[leaden moss]

damn

[wraith flower]

ill be 84 by then

[daring tide]

Ain't happening

[deep laurel]

45? damn

[daring tide]

I'll be 100 years old by then

[leaden moss]

exponential groth

ill be 90 by 2035

[daring tide]

I got reincarnated into a world where silksong released as soon as it got announced

[wraith flower]

ill be 2^6

[daring tide]

I ain't reading allat

[leaden moss]

how much is that

2

4

8

16

32

64

oh tahts a stack

[daring tide]

64

[leaden moss]

youll be a stack

[daring tide]

Stack of netherite ingots

[daring tide]

If you're really that brainrotted you should know about agent 5.5

[leaden moss]

whats updog

[deep laurel]

if only it would be easy to find a new apartment

[daring tide]

I'm mining blocks and shit cause I'm in minecraft 🔥🔥🔥

[daring tide]

Just build one

[leaden moss]

no idk tha

t

[leaden moss]

just live in the forest

reject socity

[daring tide]

Return to monke

[dense temple]

Hi🇹🇷

[daring tide]

Yo high number of turkey flags

[leaden moss]

hi turkish man

did you join the protests

[dense temple]

TÜRKİYE BEST🇹🇷

[daring tide]

Turkish ice cream man 🔥

[dense temple]

hayir

[leaden moss]

baseball, huh?

[daring tide]

Baseball, huh? 😔

I have an exam tomorrow and I'm procrastinating

[dense temple]

Both of you are turkish 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

really bored has a crescent in his profile photo. (Turkish flag)
The Euphrates river originates from Turkey

[lament lotus]

mods ban them

[leaden moss]

ive been studying for the exams siince the star of this semester

[carmine island]

I’m 99% sure this is the start of a George Constanza joke

[daring tide]

I ain't reading allat

[leaden moss]

no turkey originated in anatolia because the euphrates river was there

listen to your history lessons

kid

[carmine island]

Mute until after the exam

[daring tide]

YOU HAVE A RIVER??!??!!

[lament lotus]

euphrates is a river in egypt

[leaden moss]

im a river

[leaden moss]

close! thats the nile

[daring tide]

Euphrates is a river in anatolia

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[leaden moss]

euphrates is a river in messopotamia

[dense temple]

No Türkiye made the Euphrates river 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 i was glorious mimar who ordered the river to be expanded

[carmine island]

Türkiye created the heavens and the earth

[dense temple]

no

[carmine island]

Aw

[daring tide]

Turkey alone is the honoured one 🔥

[trim sonnet]

Did anyone notice this?

[leaden moss]

this s false. eyphrates was there when earth was created but he got lonely so the iranian rulers collected thousands of slaves from around the world to dig and create the tigris river

[carmine island]

Why tf is kingdom misspelt?

[daring tide]

Bait used to be believable

[dense temple]

Then Turks conquered iran 🤑

[trim sonnet]

happy april fools

bye

[leaden moss]

fapril totts

[daring tide]

https://tenor.com/view/silk-song-waiting-hope-dog-my-peabody-gif-15141683682113506156

[leaden moss]

yeah i was there i told the turks no

you go that way

so they left iran alone

[leaden moss]

april 3

[daring tide]

WHAT TIME IS IT IN IRAQ????

[dense temple]

no glorious seljuk empire take iran 🇹🇷🤑🦅

[leaden moss]

idk

like 8 probably

or more

[dense temple]

11

[daring tide]

Really?

[leaden moss]

bro is turking it

[dense temple]

Yes

[fast zealot]

EXTREME COPE INCOMING

[leaden moss]

chat im scared is rhis real

[daring tide]

??

[leaden moss]

did your vid just get removed

[daring tide]

What hapn

[leaden moss]

lol

[daring tide]

No i deleted it

[leaden moss]

i was talkng abt the vid

[daring tide]

The title card in the end was ass

[leaden moss]

AND I LOVE ASS

[daring tide]

I'm gonna edit it

[dense temple]

the dog in the video looked like kangal (Turkish dog)

[leaden moss]

yeah speed is turkish

[daring tide]

Ken drake lama 💔

[leaden moss]

just like drake

drake is speeds son

[leaden moss]

we know this bc speeds hair is longer

[leaden moss]

im turkish idk what that is

[daring tide]

WHAT???

No way

[leaden moss]

yes way

[dense temple]

really?

[leaden moss]

so many ways indeed

[daring tide]

So many ways

[leaden moss]

perchance

go study now

[daring tide]

Per say

[daring tide]

It's 2 am

[leaden moss]

dawg😭

do u live in america

[daring tide]

Wait

It's 2 pm

Wait

[leaden moss]

no way you got those confused

[daring tide]

It's 2 am

[leaden moss]

im not waiting another 12 hours

[daring tide]

Shut up

WAITTT

IT'S 2 PM

[dense temple]

i live in Ankara. glorious city. Second best in the world

[daring tide]

I literally went to my clock app

To see the time

[daring tide]

Huh

[leaden moss]

ankara is so boring

people just pretend its good for the clout

[dense temple]

Best city is Kirsehir

[daring tide]

For the ☁️ 🔥💯

[leaden moss]

also ur turkish how do you use discord

[daring tide]

Vpn

[leaden moss]

im reporting you to the government

[dense temple]

They banned the app but they FORGOT??? To ban it on browser

im not using vpn rn

[daring tide]

https://tenor.com/view/report-block-blocked-reported-die-gif-2717402674895639042

[leaden moss]

im using the app

[lofty thistle]

How does a government miss a loophole that big?

[dense temple]

İ can't they removed it from playstore

[daring tide]

How does a whole gov forget to ban the website

[leaden moss]

i didnt delete it

[leaden moss]

no the website is also banned but

vpn

[dense temple]

İ swear im not using VPN

[leaden moss]

he just cant download the app so hes forced to use browser

[daring tide]

You lie 15 flags of turkey

[dense temple]

No

[leaden moss]

turks are liars

[daring tide]

That's crazy tho

[leaden moss]

they nevwr say the turh

turkt

truh

turh

turht

[dense temple]

Türkiye

[leaden moss]

truth

[daring tide]

If you have it downloaded you can still use it

[leaden moss]

with vpn

[daring tide]

Why did they even ban it tho

[dense temple]

had to change my phone because my old xiaomi one just got stuck on the boot screen

[leaden moss]

cuz government

have you not listened to anything ive said

[kindred pewter]

guys

I'm bored

[dense temple]

A murderer was in incel discord groups

[lament lotus]

hi garm

[kindred pewter]

whats a good silksong mod other than "Silksong Nuzlocke Deluxe Randomizer ultra"

[daring tide]

Nah that's me

[kindred pewter]

you're really bored

[daring tide]

Reasons

[kindred pewter]

I'm bored

huge difference

[daring tide]

No

[lament lotus]

@dense temple this true

[daring tide]

❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌

[dense temple]

Maturing is realizing garmond and zaza were mid characters 💔

[leaden moss]

thats half my screen

[lament lotus]

dont you EVER

[dense temple]

what

[daring tide]

Ahh

[lament lotus]

EVER say that

again

[leaden moss]

zaza is best character🤩🤩🤩

[daring tide]

I know

[leaden moss]

i love zaza

[kindred pewter]

how about I suplex the shit out of you

[leaden moss]

isaac reference

[dense temple]

no

[kindred pewter]

EXACTLY finally found someone here funny

[jade canopy]

Sounds like the kind of excuse you would then use to remove free press and stuff like that

[daring tide]

https://tenor.com/view/txacky-gif-25132406