sk-discussion

[steady sage]

i laugh :3

[stable iron]

@^

[hollow cedar]

The parkour to the frenzied flame traumatized me ngl

[fiery burrow]

Good taste is liking Pistachio ice cream

[lone crown]

Also I'll stop this im actually baiting i just like to hate on games for no reason

I actually did enjoy aspects of Rain World when i played it

[coarse leaf]

Yk what, based af

[fiery burrow]

I wish there was a good reason to hate on Ori

The directors:

[stable iron]

If you guys haven’t played ender lillies it’s a must

[coarse leaf]

That's why i separate art from their creators

[steady sage]

i don't hate the game because the directors suck, i hate the directors because the directors suck :3

[lone crown]

But yeah I dont hate Ori either other than the scummy director

[lilac gyro]

Only the main guy

[hollow cedar]

Why'd you hate the director?

[steady sage]

Thomas Mahler? :3

[lilac gyro]

The tweets he pumps out

[deep laurel]

Ender Lilies on switch got me through a vacation

[steady sage]

i don't have Twitter thankfully :3

[stable iron]

Did you get all the endings

[fiery burrow]

Another developer said, “I do believe that Moon was a place full of wonderful people. It was just led by two monsters. As long as things were being done behind their backs, it was all actually enjoyable in the end because you were working with people who treated each other with respect. I believe that this is one of the biggest issues. Those guys don’t respect each other. And they don’t respect anyone.”

[lilac gyro]

Keep it that way

[full rune]

I would not out myself as a switch owner like that

[lone crown]

On a massive high horse and glazes his own shit, calling it the most succesful indie game and whatnot, also the complaints from devs about the director

[deep laurel]

I actually stopped playing after said vacation, only one ending yet

[steady sage]

i only have a Bluesky account :3

[stable iron]

Damn you didn’t make it to peak

[steady sage]

why? :3
no reason :3

[lone crown]

God ive missed the springtime

Its finally here again

[fiery burrow]

Its too hot

[cunning geode]

burn

💥

[full rune]

Why would you have bluesky over Twitter. Does bluesky even have any bullet proof cars? Didn't think so

[lilac gyro]

Ok everyone coping is gone, can we lower the slow mode

[fiery burrow]

I can't sleep man

[lone crown]

Save the complaining for summer

[coarse leaf]

Cause twitter is full of scumbags

[lone crown]

Use thin-sheet blankets and crack the window open a bit

[deep laurel]

I need the game and Magnolia eventually as a last resort when traveling

[cunning geode]

bullet proof cars vs carwashable cars

[steady sage]

nyo :3

[stable iron]

Don’t nerf yourself like this

[fiery burrow]

I have been actually

[steady sage]

i want to watch the world burn, lengthen the slowmode mods :3

[full rune]

Silver sky > blue sky

[stable iron]

The ender series is like right behind hollow knight imo

[fiery burrow]

I also have a fan

[lone crown]

Uhhh, what helps me is sticking my feet out the blanket, makes me feel a lot cooler

[tired oyster]

WTF WHY DID NOBODY MENTION A NEW AI SOMNIUM GAME WAS ANNOUNCED AT THE DIRECT

[stable iron]

Because it wasn’t silksong

[deep laurel]

oh right, that was unexpected

[full rune]

Ai 🤢

[lone crown]

Creates a ventilation/open passage from the bottom of the blanket as opposed to tucked-in

[deep laurel]

hope it's a real third game and not some spinoff

[opaque sigil]

monster

[tired oyster]

i saw not a single soul mention it until someone in another server i'm in mentioned it just now

[full rune]

Cause we hate ai

It's taking our jobs

[fiery burrow]

never

[trim estuary]

Pathetic. I push a whole leg out

[tired oyster]

the game has nothing to do with real AI smhsmh

[fiery burrow]

Its either the entire blanket or nothing

[full rune]

That's what they want you to think

[lone crown]

I like sleeping in cool rooms, in winter i have a big and soft blanket which is warm and very comfortable but i still like having my feet out to not feel super hot

[stable iron]

Idk what ai somnium is just of first glance it looks like another cringy anime game

[deep laurel]

Aiba can take my.. job

[opaque sigil]

monster

[inner gust]

was there any ss news in the nindendo direct or nah

[stable iron]

No

[lone crown]

Try it sometime

[opaque sigil]

no

[inner gust]

back to sleep

[lone crown]

What, afraid the ghosts will snatch your feet if they aren't covered?

[stable iron]

Yes

[opaque sigil]

if I'm cozy all of me is cozy especially my feet

[coarse leaf]

If it did then this chat wouldn't be as calm as it is

[deep laurel]

it's similar to ace attorney or danganronpa

[junior pond]

April 2nd for sure

[lone crown]

Have you tried oreo fork dipping method yet

[stable iron]

Games I also never played

[strong trench]

we should totally remove slow mode from this chat, I for one think that would be a great idea!

[kindred pewter]

you should play ace attorney it's very peak

[opaque sigil]

no and I'd rather drown in the milk

[inner gust]

fair point

[lone crown]

Mods, make tammo drown in skim milk

[kindred pewter]

we should put 6 hour slow mode

[stable iron]

I know of it from its memes it looks good

I’ve been playing 33 immortals

[shell yacht]

Are you a lizard person

[tired oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/aitsf-ai-the-somnium-files-mizuki-gif-17918269793121555045

[lone crown]

I like air flow smh

[tired oyster]

fucking. why aren't embeds allowed here still i'm gonna scream

[lone crown]

Yeah can we enable them tbh? We became tame I think

[shell yacht]

Lol

Lmao even

[fiery burrow]

Chats gonna need slowmode + no embeds for like a week

[lone crown]

Please? Disable them before april 2nd again

[steady sage]

don't make me laugh :3
there is no taming of the Silksong chat :3

[shell yacht]

Unironically

[steady sage]

I FINALLY GOT MY WISH :3
WE FINALLY HAVE A LONGER SLOWMODE :3

[fiery burrow]

Maybe you can turn on embeds for music recommendations though..

[shell yacht]

It just got turned down what are you talking about

[lone crown]

Someone should make a MH field guide-inspired silksong enemy bestiary fake

[steady sage]

f*ck :3
turn it up to a minute, i want to watch the world burn in my sleep :3

[fallow tusk]

Chats too chaotic, I think we need 6hr slowmode

[fiery burrow]

Brightmoss attracting vespoids is so cool

Hornet should be able to place down mossberries to lure wild herbivores

[misty reef]

:(

[tired oyster]

it is a visual novel but it's a particularly good one

also has a really good ost https://youtu.be/C3JZrtBnaIE?si=Z0fJvRkO_uvuzfxP

[lone crown]

I might spontaneously combust

[trim estuary]

Mossdeer traps
They serve no purpose other than killing mossdeer

[fiery burrow]

Which ties into the Huntress questline

[coarse leaf]

You don't to censor fuck

[fiery burrow]

MODS

[steady sage]

i don't f*cking care :3

[misty reef]

huntress 🫶

[coarse leaf]

Sorry, you're not a sigma

[trim estuary]

My risk of rain main…

[formal marsh]

embedless so i cant show off the badass huntress skin i can put together

[misty reef]

dang

[merry bridge]

so how did the direct go, i slept through it

[formal marsh]

(talking about dbd btw)

[fiery burrow]

Tomodachi life, Metroid Prime 4, Rhythm Heaven

[merry bridge]

im assuming given no announcement that a lot of people probably complained and got muted

[formal marsh]

pokemon ZA new trailer where half the stuff is things we already knew about
metroid
rhythm something
i think thats it

[gray leaf]

Pokemon game looks ugly as hell

[fiery burrow]

Also the pacman spinoff

[merry bridge]

prime 4, now that is something im glad to see, all thats missing is another f zero as if that will ever happen

[tired oyster]

metroid, rhythm heaven, tomodachi life, pokemon ZA, new AI somnium files game

[formal marsh]

it literally has the best graphics of 3d pokemon what are you comparing it to

[fiery burrow]

I dig the modern Pokemon art-style

[tired oyster]

i'd argue the 3ds games looked way better than any pokemon game that's been on the switch

[trim estuary]

Hi Emu

[gray leaf]

Idk i dont like it, not comparing it to anything in particular just never liked the bland empty look

[merry bridge]

hello zip

[shell yacht]

Metroid
UNC metroidvania
Patapon ports
Rift of the necrodancer stuff
Rhythm heaven I guess

[errant raft]

https://tenor.com/view/silksong-hollow-knight-gif-10142735480136358490

[fiery burrow]

wdym empty?

[gray leaf]

Not a lot going on in cities, looks empty to me

[coarse leaf]

A very high Bar

[tired oyster]

why do you loath rhythm heaven so much

[shell yacht]

The best 3D Pokemon game is not even better than the last 2D Pokemon game in terms of looks

[formal marsh]

i mean, the bar is low
which is why its weird to say it has bad graphics since... its a pokemon game

[full rune]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-27618200

[shell yacht]

I'm just bullying it because two other rhythm games I like got news

[fiery burrow]

Fair enough

[unborn dome]

for being from the highest grossing franchise ever it looks pretty shitty
it’s not really even stylized well

[formal marsh]

goes hard

[delicate seal]

Sorry I'm new here and probably shouldn't be speaking but the need to proclaim this is too strong:
I would be geniunely upset if SS was shadow-dropped instead of given a proper release date. It'd just be a pointless punishment for anyone who changed their priorities and/or gaming setups in the past six years.

[strong trench]

me when osu! Lazer still doesn’t have lasers in it. False advertising smh

[tired oyster]

i think sun and moon still look pretty damn good

[shell yacht]

Well do I have good news for you!
It cannot be Shadow dropped, a shadow drop is a game that is announced and released at the same time

[gray leaf]

True!

[marsh ibex]

I mean, why would that be a punishment?

[full rune]

pretty sure they said we'd hear more from them when it gets closer to release, but what would the punishment be

[marsh ibex]

wdym changed their priorities or gaming setup

you don’t need a crazy setup to run hk

Games prolly gon be cheap too

[stoic sigil]

Embeds back piggy time

[tired oyster]

also has my favorite pokemon battle theme of all time https://youtu.be/OwzjXOPbz9Q?si=qKUu41EdxjSp_R8V

[marsh ibex]

Hate this guy

he stole my lunch money in third grade

asshole

[coarse leaf]

Ill give em that the textures dont look quite as bad this time around if ive gotten the right Screenshots here, definitely AI upscaled that shit from assets they still had but atleast its something

[tired oyster]

literally nothing has ever gone harder than guzma's theme in this franchise

[lucid holly]

midtroid

[cedar trench]

just lies

[gray leaf]

I agree, but it's also the only one I've ever finished

[coarse leaf]

Ultra necrozma

[tired oyster]

name a better battle theme

[dense temple]

hi 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

[gray leaf]

Penny's theme

[full rune]

Wait til you hear quarter's theme

[delicate seal]

I wanted to finish my army before Silksong released, I don't suppose anyone else would suffer but I would.

[coarse leaf]

Sounds about right

[shell yacht]

Okay, now that images are back which one of these are you buying me because silksong didn't show up and I won the bet they finally stocked them @lone crown

[full rune]

Army?

[coarse leaf]

They honestly look way better than Scarlet and Violet and Sword and Shield

[marsh ibex]

I dunno how your hobby works will 20 dollars really ruin it for you

if it’s a timing thing idk you can just hold off on playing the game or sometjing

[lone crown]

You know if i had money i’d genuinely help

[coarse leaf]

Idk maybe its just their style to look like OG skyrim at this point, idk

[shell yacht]

I need to make bets with people that have money damn it

[marsh ibex]

I don’t trust you with my money

[cedar trench]

the army is the us army. Any cent not spent trying to build the world's strongest military is a cent wasted

[coarse leaf]

Grab run and start running

[shell yacht]

What am I going to do by crack? It's a lot cheaper than a PlayStation 5

[tired oyster]

just got a movie trailer ad on youtube where a character threw a grenade and went "this is nothing like fortnite" and i wanna throw my phone at a wall now

[blazing cosmos]

Me when direct had no silksong 😭

[coarse leaf]

This message confuses me

[marsh ibex]

no I don’t trust internet folks with my money you would not pay me back…

[shell yacht]

They'd be on my ass faster than white on rice

[fiery burrow]

Day ruined

[cedar trench]

we need to cut education in general so our sons can go die in some random war in the middle east and our daughters won't be able to read their epitaphs

[lone crown]

Every animate creature/enemy spotted in Pharloom, excluding NPCs and well Hornet herself

[coarse leaf]

Dont need education when we have oil

[coarse leaf]

It's not shadow dropping, they wouldn't do that

[shell yacht]

Sharpe

[lone crown]

Make a mh field guide out of this TC please, we have endemic life!

[cedar trench]

you're missing the vaultkeepers

[marsh ibex]

Could you make sharpe longer

[coarse leaf]

I love the ants so much

[fiery burrow]

Endemic life is like lumaflies

[full rune]

i just wtanted to ping you too

[lone crown]

They’re there you blind fool… first row

[marsh ibex]

Are you blind

[marsh ibex]

Wtanted

[cedar trench]

there's an actual in game screenshot of them

[marsh ibex]

you’re missing the vaultkeepers

not what you said

Dingus

[lone crown]

You mean the blurred one in the background? No thank you i prefer the article silhouette instead

[cedar trench]

ok fool

[delicate seal]

I'm gonna look this over and see if I can't incorporate a few of these into my color scheme.

[full rune]

chat should i do Cactus to Clouds on memorial day weekend

[cedar trench]

@full rune lower slowmode what the shiiiiit 30 seconds

[languid turret]

I just woke up was there silksong news at the direct?

[coarse leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-gif-26282297

[full rune]

i set it to 10

[full rune]

all news will be in #hk-announcements

[fiery burrow]

Slowmode encourages deliberate writing and calm and measured reactions. Unfortunately, it seems most users haven't got the memo yet and are still typing inflammatory messages at a feverish pace, which is why I propose that the mods raise slowmode by 1 minute.

[full rune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1205760412507840572/1216420825519882362/attachment-19.gif

[coarse leaf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1253853935861628938/1283577463863115798/attachment-1.gif

[full rune]

i HAD set it to 10 before someone set it back to 40*

[lone crown]

Hmm maybe we should disable embeds again

[misty reef]

I dont see how this is the case

[pastel creek]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-seal-gif-8993121496866626214

[tired oyster]

https://youtu.be/EddX9hnhDS4?si=_JLeKwFE35qt2WJ-

[coarse leaf]

I dont know why but discord loves this gif, its like one of the only ones that actually loads in my favourites menu

[lone crown]

Yeah you know what kill the embeds we didnt behave

[gray leaf]

The mobile favorites menu is such a hellscape

[cedar trench]

you can just say my name

[fiery burrow]

Slowmode in addition to the letter count on discord encourages users to make sure every word of every message counts

[coarse leaf]

I just press the grey rectangles and see what happens at this point

[cedar trench]

not really because i can just write a 2000 letter long message of pure bullshit

[coarse leaf]

Im gonna die of old age before the gifs have loaded, might aswell just hope

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/slowmode-hate-server-sponge-bob-squidward-gif-26896418

[clever socket]

skibidy ohio rizz

[fiery burrow]

Yes but if the slowmode was higher you'd have to suffer through 2 minutes knowing that you failed to contribute to the conversation

[harsh yarrow]

mop

[lone crown]

Radiance???

[fiery burrow]

Peak

[pastel creek]

Y'all it's just 30 secs. Learn patience smh

[cedar trench]

this channel's entire deal is just people failing to contribute to any conversation

[misty reef]

cool

[fiery burrow]

Yeah because we don't have enough slowmode

[lone crown]

OH MY GODD BROOO THIS SLOWMODE IS SO STUPID I HATE THIS DAMN SERVER!!!

[harsh yarrow]

more mop

[pastel creek]

1 day slowmode when??

[cedar trench]

slowmode makes mods's lives easier by a slight margin and i don't really like that

[gray leaf]

I can use the lag for a built in spamming machine

[shell yacht]

Why does this exist

[harsh yarrow]

painio mop

[misty reef]

okay but if you want to respond to mutliple things, something else could get brought up and youd have to keep changing your answer

[marsh ibex]

skill issue lmam

[lone crown]

Ketchup chips arent that uncommo- wait fries?

[coarse leaf]

Do i understand this correctly that those are.. Ketchup flavoured

[pastel creek]

Appealing to authority

[shell yacht]

Yes

[harsh yarrow]

last one- factory mop

[cedar trench]

https://open.spotify.com/intl-it/track/7ob03NcaVKgs6g6QuknwTk?si=98a2353203324fba

Good night

[lone crown]

You must really love mopping

[gray leaf]

Very cute

[misty reef]

bruh

[delicate seal]

Maybe we'll get news.
Indirectly.

[lone crown]

So mia what was the game we tried to guess yesterday

[tawdry valley]

So what was the news

[misty reef]

You dont get to know

[pastel creek]

Did you expect that it would

[shell yacht]

There was no news

[marsh ibex]

Tomodachi Life

[lone crown]

Patapon coming to switch i cant fucking believe it

[fiery burrow]

That's fine. That time makes sure your message is well structured and bereft of any spelling or grammar mistakes. What's the hurry to make sure your voice is heard as soon as possible?

[remote ferry]

Witchbrook

[blazing cosmos]

A little.

[remote ferry]

First new Chucklefish game since Starbound I think?

[misty reef]

bro I do not go back and check the grammar of my messages it makes me sound too serious 😔

[tawdry valley]

Patapon?

[novel locust]

I know guys, it's extremely crazy that Everybody's Golf: Hot Shots was announced

[late plover]

[pastel creek]

Idk why y'all expect silksong news from a nintendo direct of all things. Why would team cherry choose to release news there before releasing it themselves.

[late plover]

silksong didn't came out today but tomorrow for sure

[coarse leaf]

Thats a wild emoji reply choice

[fiery burrow]

Serious is better than being flippant.

[pastel creek]

Tomorrow for sure!!

[late plover]

april 18, heads up

[misty reef]

because we are goofy

[opaque portal]

The correct expectation is no news, then you’re not disappointed if there isn’t and pleasantly surprised if there is

[fiery burrow]

Thanks for the response Primal Aspid Lover!

[late plover]

always remember to kiss your homies

[delicate seal]

Exactly.

[misty reef]

I personally like coming off as silly

[worn lantern]

When’s the next possible time ss could be announced?

[pastel creek]

So
I went into the direct not expecting news but it was still fun to be like "hmm MAYBE they'll have it, but probably not." Wasn't disappointing at all.

[late plover]

tomorrow 🔥

[delicate seal]

Tommorrow

[worn lantern]

Is there like a event or something?

[coarse leaf]

No

[pastel creek]

You can still be silly it's just slower

[late plover]

yes tc told me in dm

[fiery burrow]

Silksong could possibly have its release date announced at literally any time in the future

[worn lantern]

I bet fr

[misty reef]

sad

[coarse leaf]

Did not mean that to reply but ill take it

[marsh ibex]

can someone dap me up

[worn lantern]

It’s been that way for 5 years😭😭😭

[pastel creek]

https://tenor.com/view/get-this-man-a-shield-get-this-man-a-true-morgan-freeman-morgan-freeman-true-gif-25958604

[misty reef]

truer words have never been spoken

[late plover]

would be funny ngl

[pastel creek]

I mean if you WANT to get your hopes up again there's always the switch 2 direct on april 2nd

[strong trench]

It was all a dream…

[fiery burrow]

MARIO GALAXY 3

[late plover]

APRIL 2? ZAMN

[tired oyster]

fun fact: sharks have existed in the universe longer than the north star has. like literally they were around on earth before Polaris even formed. common shark W

[pastel creek]

LOCKED IN.

[fiery burrow]

It could be the best gaming trilogy ever. Think about it

[late plover]

the sacred date

[coarse leaf]

Very cool

[misty reef]

4r4r4r4r4owah

[fiery burrow]

DSN has breached containment

[cedar sedge]

guys this is the last march 27th 2025 without silksong

[pastel creek]

I'm gonna watch the switch 2 direct anyway because I'm excited for what nintendo's got cooking but holy shit if they announce galaxy 3 all my silksong hype will be thrown out the window and replaced with what truly deserves it.

[harsh yarrow]

indeed

[pastel creek]

I would cancel silksong if it meant we get galaxy 3

[late plover]

nightmare alice (yhoundeh) from black souls 2

[cedar sedge]

yea

[dull crag]

Zoo wee mama

[coarse wave]

Silksong when?

[jaunty thistle]

Never.

[late plover]

tomorrow for sure

[pastel creek]

Tomorrow

[tired oyster]

when you eat your greens

[pastel creek]

When you fix this DAMN DOOR

[next cairn]

Biggest cap😭

[coarse wave]

I'll eat them now

[woeful matrix]

wow its

[misty reef]

nuh uh

[tired oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/am-i-have-no-mouth-and-i-must-scream-am-ihnmaims-am-hate-hate-speech-gif-1392574611171398983

[pastel creek]

What did he mean by this? 🕵️ 🔎

[cedar sedge]

guys play donkey kong country tropical freeze while waiting for silksong

[gaunt tiger]

Im trying to beat sand the skeleton

[cedar sedge]

goated game

[tired oyster]

dream bbq chapter 1 is great so far

[tired oyster]

love that she does the fucking zelda CDI snicker animation at the end

https://tenor.com/view/zelda-link-faces-of-evil-you've-got-to-be-kidding-smirk-gif-2243975375650995056

[errant raft]

Guys can someone drop the knight clown gif?

[clear pawn]

oh you mean like this one?

[spice imp]

Guys zoteboat tomorrow trust

[errant raft]

The og one, like with the knight on a nench

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[clear pawn]

oh I might have it

[gray leaf]

So excited to play this, havent gotten to it yet aaa!!

[errant raft]

Wtf is that pfp

[spice imp]

Just a random Stalin image

I’m not a communist or anything

[errant raft]

Why tf do you have a dictator as your pfp

[quartz cave]

CHAT WAIT WHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID THEY ANNOUNCE PEAK 2

[spice imp]

I just have it for a separate inside joke

[clear pawn]

I found this lol

[errant raft]

Oh fine comrade

[spice imp]

Hail the motherland

[clear pawn]

why are you so pressed on his pfp😭

[quartz cave]

Fucking HELL YEAH nintendo FINALLY answered our prayers

Lets fucking goooooo tomodachii life 2 🗣️ 🔥
Life is awesomr guys

[tired oyster]

because it's usually a red flag when people have pfps of famously awful dictators

[dense temple]

april 1 for sure

[clear pawn]

https://tenor.com/it/view/silksong-hollow-knight-gif-10142735480136358490 this?

[errant raft]

Like, yk what stalin did right

[normal beacon]

was there any news about silksong on the nintindo direct?

[tawdry valley]

No, not even a good direct

[dense temple]

None

[fiery burrow]

Kid name Tomodachi life

[quartz cave]

Why all yall crying about probably the middest game ever when tomodachi 2 got announced

[tired oyster]

what are you on there was tons of cool shit there

[errant raft]

Are you perchance greek?
From costantinople maybe

[clear pawn]

I'm not saying Stalin was good in any way. I'm just saying he had a pfp before and you commented on it
then he changes and you comment again

[tawdry valley]

I didn’t watch it, I just looked up a summary after

[dense temple]

ANKARA TÜRKİYE 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

[errant raft]

Wym before?

[tawdry valley]

What’s new that was announced during

[quartz cave]

this sucks
yeah i didnt watch it

[strong trench]

I’ve been enslaved by realm of the mad god. silksong is the only thing that can free me from my prison

[graceful oyster]

You don't have to watch it to see that the games are personally uninteresting

[tawdry valley]

Goldman looks neat?

[tired oyster]

new rhythm heaven game, new tomodachi life game, patapon ports, new metroid news, new AI somnium files game

[spice imp]

I would disagree, Rhythm heaven and legends za are lit

[tawdry valley]

No M4 date

[clear pawn]

he had another pfp if I'm not wrong

[errant raft]

Idk, had him?

[tawdry valley]

RHeaven sounds neat ig

[clear pawn]

Perchance

[graceful oyster]

Have you ever heard the tragedy

[errant raft]

Of pink, the floyd and his wall?

[nimble sentinel]

wait did william ever say hollow knight? what if he was talking about metroid this whole time

[prisma plaza]

Yes I have

[spice imp]

Of r/silksong

[clear pawn]

please 20 second cooldown is too long

[tired oyster]

it's really not

[clear pawn]

it really is

[fiery burrow]

That's so you wash your hands inbetween each message

[prisma plaza]

That was objectively a good nintendo direct doesn't matter if you personally don't like the games lol

[spice imp]

Based take

[dense temple]

what does silkpost and skong mean i keep seeing them on r/silksong

[tired oyster]

yeah, i'm not interested in all the stuff that was announced but it's worth acknowledging that a lot of people are

[clear pawn]

don't give them ideas.

[spice imp]

Skong is short for Silksong, a silk post is a meme or a joke

[fiery burrow]

"Good" is a qualitative statement, qualitative statements are inherently subjective because whether or not something is good is up to personal preference. So no, it was not an "objectively" good direct. It was a subjectively good direct

[nimble sentinel]

yeah but its nintendo and you know they wont let you play any of them on a device that isnt years outdated

[dense temple]

Thanks 🇹🇷

[errant raft]

🇬🇷 🇮🇹 🇬🇷 🇮🇹 🇬🇷 🇮🇹🇬🇷 🇮🇹 🇬🇷 🇮🇹 🇬🇷 🇮🇹 🇬🇷 🇮🇹 🇬🇷 🇮🇹 🇬🇷 🇮🇹🇬🇷 🇮🇹 🇬🇷 🇮🇹 🇬🇷 🇮🇹

[spice imp]

Welcome

[strong trench]

I think it was subjectively bad!

[tired oyster]

who cares

[clear pawn]

YESSSSSS I LOVE ITALY🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

[fiery burrow]

Nice

[dense temple]

🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

[cedar trench]

her "skong" is all up in my "silk post" until i, well... until i meme or a joke

[clear pawn]

Are you perhaps greek ?

[errant raft]

No

[prisma plaza]

[fiery burrow]

Quit spamming flags dawg

[dense temple]

i will pour ketchup on pizza and break spaghetti.

[clear pawn]

AAAAAAA NO PLEASE TURKEY 😭

[fiery burrow]

anyone fw honey on pizza

[dense temple]

ME 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🍯🍯

[fiery burrow]

It's absolutely scrumptious

[clear pawn]

as an italian I am concerned my brother what the

[graceful oyster]

Rain World watcher dlc tomorrow for people who picked a franchise that actually gives back to the community 🗣️

[atomic sparrow]

🐧

[fiery burrow]

Is it that unfathomable

[cedar trench]

these lyrics are such loser shit i vibe with it tho

[clear pawn]

Yes.

terrible map hungary is still there
blocked

[errant raft]

I mean, more acidic ones shouldn't be that bad

[fiery burrow]

The sweetness goes well with pizza

[clear pawn]

please I have dinner soon don't do this to me

[errant raft]

With noci and pears

[fiery burrow]

Just like pineapple, for that matter. Sue me

[clear pawn]

y'all doing this on purpose I bet y'all don't even eat pizza

[woeful matrix]

honey on pizza fucking sucks imo

[dense temple]

WHERE İSTANBUL

[fiery burrow]

-Guy who has never engaged with differing opinions in his life

[clear pawn]

in greek hands 🇬🇷 🇬🇷 🇬🇷 🇬🇷 🇬🇷 🇬🇷 🇬🇷 🇬🇷 🇬🇷 🇬🇷 🇬🇷 🇬🇷 🇬🇷 🇬🇷 🇬🇷 🇬🇷

[woeful matrix]

its the turkiye guy

[errant raft]

Pizza with nutella is factually good

[clear pawn]

I'm jk y'all eat what you want idc 😭

[muted abyss]

The best topping is no topping

[dense temple]

İSTANBUL BELONGS TO TURKEYİY 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

[strong trench]

I like bread sandwiches! Two slices of bread with another slice of bread in the middle. You guys should try it!

[cedar trench]

i know what type of topping is the best but i don't think i can speak on it

[errant raft]

Do you live in berlin?

[dense temple]

🇹🇷

[fiery burrow]

Pepperoni

[spice imp]

Subjectively because nothing flavor is objectively good or bad

[dense temple]

ANKARA 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

[muted abyss]

Also pepperoni is like a bottom 3 topping
Sorry not sorry
Its like bologna babys first meats

[cedar trench]

not even close

[formal marsh]

unironically it pissed me off that the big mac does this

[spice imp]

And bacon

[fiery burrow]

Bacon isn't bad either

[woeful matrix]

ham and bacon

[spice imp]

Yeah

[cedar trench]

i perfected the Sebastian Sandwich

-scrambled egg
-mayo
-dried onions
-bacon
-burger
-cheddar
-tomato

[dense temple]

Ankara is the largest capital in the world (25632 km2)

[strong trench]

I like it but it’s just the meat patties they use are so thin, but that’s for all of their burgers though

[atomic sparrow]

list is missing something, where is Sebastian huh ??

[nimble sentinel]

people who dont want to use controller or don’t want a burning pile of no game storage

[cedar trench]

Sebastian is the name of the alter ego of the sandwich

[atomic sparrow]

scary

[muted abyss]

Catch me outside

[nimble sentinel]

based tbh

[cedar trench]

life is so spooky every day i can see an american's opinion and i have to comply with this

[woeful matrix]

ass

[fiery burrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/586931790208434203/1259175497292582923/zal_do_your_job_thank_you.gif

[errant raft]

Bacon is not that bad

[strong trench]

Whatever you were cooking, it’s burnt.

[obsidian owl]

ankarada durumlar nasıl? istanbuldan haber çok var ama ankarada ne olup bitdiğinden pek bişey duyulmuyor

[muted abyss]

Pizza in its purest form is best

[dry meadow]

Silksong tommorow

[nimble sentinel]

atleast he hates pineapple like any normal person should

[fiery burrow]

Blud puts bread in S tier on a sandwich tierlist

[muted abyss]

Hot oil is an A tier topping tho
just not on the list I had

[fiery burrow]

speaking of is pizza a sandwich

[nimble sentinel]

defending pineapple on pizza 😭

[fiery burrow]

Pineapple haters have never had a pineapple in their life

[rustic quail]

we once again gather, silkless

[nimble sentinel]

its as much a sandwich as a fried egg on a toast

[strong trench]

If I fold it, then it is!

[fiery burrow]

True

[muted abyss]

pizza doesnt have the other necessary outer bread like item
Wanna go wild, Corndogs are a sandwich

[fiery burrow]

So yeah?

[dense temple]

Ben hiç Bir protesto görmedim buralarda. ODTÜ ve Kızılay'da onlar çoğunlukla

[lucid holly]

chat i work at IGN and i accidently got added to "Silksong GC top secret" on Signal will update

[fiery burrow]

oh I have a good one

Is white chocolate chocolate (this is not open ended)

[obsidian owl]

ne diyeyim inşallah tahtdan indirirler

[fiery burrow]

👊 🔥

[nimble sentinel]

is zote in it

[lucid holly]

bro this isnt even about the game i think Ari Gibson wants to bomb the Houthis

[cedar trench]

that's crazy

[stoic sigil]

I work for the CIA and uhhhhh we don't care about Silksong

[cedar trench]

i work for the CIA i'm going to do some insanely racist shit and then blame cuba for it for no reason

[stoic sigil]

😨

[lucid holly]

every cia worker in the last 80 years

[dense temple]

Adam düşmez bence çok az protesto görüyorum belki sansürden olabilir

[fiery burrow]

This is an english server

[stoic sigil]

Ermmm English only

[lucid holly]

🤓

[obsidian owl]

sure i'll talk in english

[lucid holly]

let them speak turkish what do you care

[obsidian owl]

from what i've seen istanbul is in shambles rn, though i wonder if i have easier access to resources because i'm not actually in the country

[cedar trench]

https://open.spotify.com/intl-it/track/70zqspCXLvLHsBh1Pl7Izc?si=c9ef5568b8384420

[fiery burrow]

Its literally just a rule on this server its not a big deal

[obsidian owl]

i mean it doesn't matter i doubt they know or care about the topic lol

[stoic sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[cedar trench]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493

[dense temple]

Be careful for misinformation because a lot of people are posting videos from timor-leste, indonesia and serbia, then label them as Turkey

[cedar trench]

DIG UP MY BONES TRAPAN YOURSELF A FLUTE PLAY ALONG TO THIS TUNE (insane 4 second instrumental)

[lucid holly]

when im in a worst enemy contest and N-1th worst enemy shows up

[obsidian owl]

if i don't hear people cuss out the police in turkish i don't believe it dw

[fiery burrow]

Is it the protests? Yeah I'm not super knowledgeable

[cedar trench]

wouldn't it be (n+1)

[indigo torrent]

What does Istanbul have to do with Silk Song 😭

[lucid holly]

that would be a less worst enemy becaust its rankings

[cedar trench]

no wait i'm stupid

[dense temple]

The president's opponent got his university license cancelled, then he got jailed

[fiery burrow]

Yikes

[stoic sigil]

Real ones remember when Discord almost saved the Silksong community before the EVIL LETH stopped them

[lucid holly]

thats my engineering degree at work hoo rah

[cedar trench]

very embarassing of me i should know maths

[indigo torrent]

I just wanted the Direct to make us happy

[stoic sigil]

It did

[strong trench]

I just want to feel again.

[cedar trench]

to be completely frank i am far better at understanding physics

[lucid holly]

physics is math

[stoic sigil]

As a doomer, I am completely unaffected

[cedar trench]

true but it feels much more concrete

[lucid holly]

i love physics but i do mostly particle stuff now and thats just math

sadly no thats my dads line of work

[formal marsh]

physics is math if they took math and made it mildly less interesting and more complicated

[lucid holly]

insane person spotted

highschooler is another alternative

[formal marsh]

im not a high schooler nor a college student nor working nor unemployed but a secret fifth sinister option

[fiery burrow]

Ragebait or fact, call it

[cedar trench]

just lying for no reason solve this problem on electrostatics

[formal marsh]

(currently taking a course to get through uni/college entrance exams because those are hard)

so high schooler is not innacurate

[lucid holly]

real physics be like "take the exact measurment of gravity in your lab at the start of the lab day then use that for you constant"

[cedar trench]

An electric field strength created by charge Q is measured to be 40 N/C at a distance of 0.2 m from the center of the charge. What is the new field strength when the distance from the center of Q is changed to 0.4 m away with twice the charge of Q?

[obsidian owl]

as a bit of context, this didn't happen overnight. they've been slowly working towards total dictatorship for a while. this wasn't the first political arrest, but it was the straw that broke the camels back

[formal marsh]

im more like an unemployed person than a high schooler i think

[lucid holly]

college physics 2 type beat

[obsidian owl]

what is that unit

[cedar trench]

it's a very stupid problem i found online. I just finished studying it so it's the first thing that came to mind

[obsidian owl]

newton per coloumb goes crazy

[formal marsh]

i graduated high school i thought that was clear

[lucid holly]

nanocoloumbs is nC

[cedar trench]

newton divided by coloumb and it's the unit for the electric field vector magnitude

[lucid holly]

oh its N/C yea what they said

[formal marsh]

kind of but not really? i couldnt just go into college if i wanted, i need to score well in the National High School Exam to get into quality higher education

[lucid holly]

you do not live in america

[obsidian owl]

not the si unit, no. that'd be V/m

[formal marsh]

i mean... i know that, yeah

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[cedar trench]

both

[lucid holly]

its been 5 years since i took the SAT and ACT

[muted abyss]

You just made me realize its been a decade

[formal marsh]

i could, but i would instead be learning stuff at the uni i got into (which may or may not be useful to me) instead of learning things with the intent of increasing my grade next time around

[cedar trench]

wait the SAT exam is quite literally just logic?

oh my

[formal marsh]

this is a hard one

[cedar trench]

are you playing

[formal marsh]

i hate to admit though that the language barrier slowed me down genuinely LOL but yeah im joking

[dense temple]

two months ago They arrested umit ozdag and even his supporters didnt care about him 😄

[cedar trench]

phew thought the americans had it easy as hell

which they still do most of the questions in this exam i could answer 100% credibly without any preparation

[formal marsh]

youre australian right or am i crazy

[cedar trench]

italian

[formal marsh]

ooooh right yeah i mixed up the gators. the other gator is australian

[cedar trench]

the incredible swamps of italy

[formal marsh]

i am lying, i dont know another gator
but i mixed you up with some other person who said they were australian at some point

[muted abyss]

Its his PFP

[cedar trench]

let's just say if i move a bit in my own country i'll get called a slur made specifically for my people

[obsidian owl]

southerner
it's over

[muted abyss]

His PFP is an australian guy

[cedar trench]

who is this australian guy who is he

[clever socket]

milksong

[formal marsh]

her pfp is patrick jane

[lucid holly]

techincally unknown

[cedar trench]

(the actor is australian )

[lucid holly]

wait im insane

[formal marsh]

oh i didnt know and i think that i have no reason for knowing and i will insult you for knowing

[lucid holly]

my family is sicilian but ive only been once

[strong trench]

I need to put my thinking cap on for this one!

[cedar trench]

it's a lovely place really

[lucid holly]

zal i implore 20 second slowmode is stifling please make it a minute

[cedar trench]

personally i don't live there and you couldn't force me to, but it's a nice stay

there is a specific city which i really love hanging out in. It's a bit small for city standards but as long as there's the sea involved and not too many people i'll probably like it

[obsidian owl]

god i wish i could live by the sea

[cedar trench]

same

[obsidian owl]

we are fucking landlocked though grrrr

[dense temple]

are you abroad or in a landlocked province

[strong trench]

I’m not landlocked :D

[frail cargo]

TOGETHER WE HOPE DIVIDED WE COPE

[obsidian owl]

i am one of those nerdsss that were born in europe

[dense temple]

Austria?

[obsidian owl]

btw, i know you guys never hear about it, but you'd be surprised just how many people are against that fuck face here too. those that are against him just generally end up not having the turkish citizenship 🙈

[gaunt tiger]

Im wating for the crashout on daily silksong news

[frail cargo]

guyz remember when the silksong fans dida whole investigation on a cake pfp and said it would release april 2 the devs said it wont 😭

[tawdry valley]

Ara’s a chad so no

[dense temple]

Thought almost all of them were supportive of him

[obsidian owl]

yeah this is something i see a lot online but it's not true. there's definitely a decent chunk, but i'd say it's still really close to 50/50 if not less of them and more of us. people like me just don't have the turkish citizenship or don't vote in turkey cuz... why would we, it's unfair to decree our will over how a country that we do not live in should be governed

[loud cairn]

no crashout, we're staying strong until april 2nd

[north yew]

I can't wait for this silksong news, he is so going to be saddened and we are all going to hear it

[strong trench]

April 1st

[north yew]

Mods, max the slowmode to infinite time

[frozen frigate]

mods delete the channel

[north yew]

Mods change the channel name to clown-town

[loud cairn]

i dont even remember why we think something is gonna happen on april 2nd, i just believe

[north yew]

Honestly, the nintendo 2 direct will only show games from nintendo

they won't showcase silksong there LUL

It would only be first party games (wow three messages in a row thats rare)

Mods, commit tax fraud to get enough money to make silksong thanks.

[strong trench]

dead chat lmao rawr xd

roflcoptering all over the floor rn

[main kayak]

hungry knight: skong

[scenic tusk]

So guys hows silksong 🤡

[north yew]

Its amazing, I didn't lose a bet today

[strong trench]

pretty good

[scenic tusk]

Yup loved the ending of the game

[main kayak]

Silksong was great

[loud cairn]

banned for doubting

[scenic tusk]

Yup

[main kayak]

Lots of fun, would recommend playing

[north yew]

I don't doubt, I just state the facts

[strong trench]

I love the fishing in silksong

[scenic tusk]

Same here

[loud cairn]

those facts are up to debate

[main kayak]

I dont misinform I just lie

[valid sable]

My favorite ending in Silksong is when Lace and Hornet kiss while the citadel crumbles around them

[main kayak]

#1 game of the year hungry knight: skong

[scenic tusk]

You don't understand silksong will be here tommorrow on everyone soul it's happening

[loud cairn]

hungry knight: foodsong

[north yew]

How are they up to debate? Silksong is not made my nintendo and we will probably get a demo of mario kart 9, the new mario game that they always release, and splatoon 4 if they are like that. There will probably be no third party releases day one, those take time

[tropic ether]

what happens on april 2

[strong trench]

This is my favorite ending :3

[harsh yarrow]

No, I think some other devs might get in
Not an indie dev, though

[loud cairn]

yap yap another batch of misinformation

[idle scaffold]

Maybe not new switch 2 only games but there can be 3rd party games because of backwards compatibility and SS falls under than umbrella.

[north yew]

I don't misinform, I just say stuff and you can choose to belive them. if you don't belive them, don't sully my name

[main kayak]

Istg if they come up with silksong and it’s switch 2 only

[harsh yarrow]

Look. Silksong won't sell consoles. Why waste people's time in the direct trying to sell them a switch 2?

[main kayak]

I will lose my shit

[north yew]

That was for this direct, why would they not reveal silksong now?

[loud cairn]

typical doubters

[harsh yarrow]

Typical idiot

[idle scaffold]

It won't sell consoles but it will drive up hype and there will be some people who will see it at the direct and then associate that happiness with Switch 2 and possibly buy it.

[loud cairn]

also it would be awesome

[idle scaffold]

To drive up as much 1st and 3rd party hype for the new console

[valid sable]

If Silksong is on Switch 2 and not Switch, there are definitely people who will buy a Switch 2 for it

[north yew]

I mean fair, but Nintendo would not put third party games as the main console seller. they would not do that

[idle scaffold]

And as for Legends ZA being in todays direct... Well it could get another showcase at the S2 direct for all we know to show the difference in graphics and frames

[loud cairn]

truee youre so right

[harsh yarrow]

That'd be impressive, and confusing, seeing as Silksong was likely built quite early with running on the Switch heavily in mind, and with how we have Switch games scheduled for release up though the end of the year

[valid sable]

Heck even if it's on Switch, SOMEONE will buy a Switch 2 for it

[north yew]

Silksong and switch 2 are not linked at all, we only put silksong on the date of Switch 2 direct because we are desperate.

[harsh yarrow]

Buh buh the cake D:
That Leth said was, infact, a lie

[idle scaffold]

One of the main reasons Switch was so popular were the big amount of 3rd party titles that werent wierd one off ports like a lot of Wii or 3DS ports of games. Why wouldn't they drive up hype using 3rd party games again? Especially since there is competition now. If they just say buy S2 for Mario then only Mario fans will get it mainly. If you say "HEY WE GOT SS ON S2" then more people might buy it.

[loud cairn]

s(ilksong)witch 2

[valid sable]

witch

[loud cairn]

witch 2

believer destroys doubter in debate

[valid sable]

I'd expect Silksong to be ported to Switch 2 after release, unless they delay it to get on Switch 2 which I wouldn't put past these cherry bois

[north yew]

Yea, but that was after the switch released, was it?
I am talking about putting Silksong with the main title releases on switch 2, things like Mario Kart 9 and such.

[fossil pawn]

Skong tomorrow

[idle scaffold]

But I am not saying it WILL BE THERE. I am just saying my logic about why they would market 3rd party games at the S2 direct. For all we know they could just not have em there.

[loud cairn]

skong today

[main kayak]

It’s gonna come out trust trust

[dense temple]

no lie no jokes i genuinely believe its not going to be 2025

[fossil pawn]

doubter

[loud cairn]

mods ban this doubter

[main kayak]

DONT JINX IT

[harsh yarrow]

They might market 3rd parties at the Switch 2 direct, and if an indie would make it... It would be Silksong

[fossil pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-cut-him-down-tear-him-apart-splay-the-gore-gif-16211356125689318290

[north yew]

Thats a good point.

[harsh yarrow]

I am not saying that Silksong will be there, it won't.

[lucid holly]

its not gonna be 2025 or 2026 or anywhere the game is cancelled

[loud cairn]

im saying silksong will be there

[stoic sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/2014-gif-22209405

[wraith ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-gabriel-ultrakill-thumbs-up-gif-14299217092792352267

[unborn dome]

silksong will be there

[idle scaffold]

They could also just do a Indie Direct in like a month. Idk

[dense temple]

October 29, 2026

[loud cairn]

because silksong is tomorrow

[harsh yarrow]

Team Cherry will probably release a trailer on their own, sooner or later

[loud cairn]

sooner

[lucid holly]

they wont its over

[main kayak]

Here’s the thing, hollow knight had a joint release with the switch console because it helped sales and they ran out of money, but we know that silksong isn’t being made for money, because of this I doubt it’ll be a joint release with the switch 2

[north yew]

silksong will most likly not be there, there is almost zero evidence. I am not going to contiune stating that point because it is taking too much time

[main kayak]

Holy yapper

[obsidian owl]

imagine erdogan topples before silksong releases

[loud cairn]

e1331 post

[north yew]

Wait...........Mabye they do that again since it worked very well.....

[idle scaffold]

It doesnt have to be a joint release really. Just that nintendo could want SS to drive up a lot of hype and is like "Hey TC is SS done? Can we showcase here?"

[lucid holly]

likely

[north yew]

Keep calling me names, dig yourself deeper in the hole

[loud cairn]

no im stating the evidence

[lucid holly]

monkeys paw:
silksong is announced on switch2 direct
BUT its a switch2 exclusive

[viscid wolf]

We will get GTA 6 before Silksong

[main kayak]

LMAO YEAH

[dense temple]

Not happening hes cloning himself in a lab 😭

[loud cairn]

fake

[harsh yarrow]

The lack there of

[north yew]

.......of what? that I am a e1331 post? dude thats rude

[viscid wolf]

I heard it will be compatible with both 1 and 2

[main kayak]

I think the ultimate before gta 6 would be silksong. “We got silksong before gta VI”

[loud cairn]

👽

[fiery burrow]

what the yap

[obsidian owl]

ngl he would do that

[short hawk]

which one are you believing in:
Silksong news at a Nintendo Direct -
Silksong news at a Xbox showcase - ❌
||Hidden third option for doubters - ||

[viscid wolf]

Yea

[north yew]

so rude man, you got to be nice to people

[loud cairn]

glip glop glorp silk glip zorp song tomorrow

[lucid holly]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-wilds-monster-hunter-mao-mao-zedong-mao-smoke-gif-2936717992808350326

[harsh yarrow]

Qwert is being one of those annoying believer types who won't listen to uh, any form of reason
The kind that'll get pissed when Silksong doesn't show up April 2nd, if I had to guess

[loud cairn]

no i wont

[north yew]

Ok man, you can keep telling youself that if you belive in it, but don't try to state that my point is wrong.

[loud cairn]

because then it would release on april 3rd

[lucid holly]

believers and doubters are both clowns

[short hawk]

does Dyno add a clownkin reaction to messages with a certain date bro?? 😭

[north yew]

YOU ARE, AND YOU ARE PROVING IT YOURSELF. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO PROVE IT, LEAVE OUR POINTS ALONE

[loud cairn]

:3

[warped rock]

Why did nobody tell me about the new tomodachi life

[short hawk]

hol up let me check (SLOWMODE WENT UP)
April 2nd

[lucid holly]

silkyear fell for the ragebait lmaooo

[north yew]

sorry I gotta stop, mods please decrease slowmode

[dense temple]

Ak party is gonna brand him as "conqueror of damascus" and make him win the next one against a weak ozgur ozel, as imamoglu is in silivri

[lucid holly]

mods increase slowmode please i want 30 seconds

[loud cairn]

mods delete the channel

[short hawk]

it actually adds the reaction when you say the date... 💣💥

[kind drum]

Whens xbox showcase?

[loud cairn]

google says 2024

[unkempt pawn]

DSN said silksong had a 99.99% chance of showing up today bros probably dead rn

[worthy crypt]

SHAMBLES

[loud cairn]

we just got unlucky

[worthy crypt]

SHAMBLES I SAY

[stoic sigil]

There's a 99% Chance of Silksong tomorrow

[loud cairn]

what shambles
its literally on april 2nd

[stoic sigil]

@white sail stop react spamming

[loud cairn]

mods do something about that rascal

[stoic sigil]

Mods can we ban this Dyno guy

[serene chasm]

lol

[stoic sigil]

Oh Curly you're just in time

[serene chasm]

dyno is being silly (april 2nd)

[fiery burrow]

absolutely crushed

[stoic sigil]

This Dyno asshole is clown reacting anyone who says April 2nd

[dense temple]

April 2nd

[serene chasm]

?warn 155149108183695360 Stop emote spamming

[white sail]

Couldn't warn user Dyno#3861.

[strong trench]

April 2st

[stoic sigil]

Thank you Curly but it seems Dyno is above the law

[strong trench]

It can’t be stopped. It’s too powerful!

[dense temple]

Lets ratio Dyno with the 🇹🇷 emoji

[stoic sigil]

April Two

[fiery burrow]

back in the day anyone who posted 🤡 got 🪞 reacted

[stoic sigil]

HA I FOUND A LOOPHOLE

[fiery burrow]

4/2

[torpid nest]

back in my day we used to believe

[stoic sigil]

Songers win again

[coral iron]

did we get silksong news

[loud cairn]

back in the 90s i was in a very famous tv show

[short hawk]

idk man I can't find anything...
but there's been some yapping from them abt Silksong conveniently around the same time of some edits to the Steam page soooooo

[versed pollen]

Who?

[coral iron]

OH POG

[north yew]

Yes, it’s was that there was none

[loud cairn]

which confirms its gonna be on april 2nd

[short hawk]

no Silksong news from the direct unfortunately

[stoic sigil]

Ari appeared in the Direct and maniacally laughed for 8 minutes straight

[north yew]

Mods, how can I make it so I don’t see peoples posts, I want to just mute every single person

[loud cairn]

LOL

[fiery burrow]

The block button

[coral iron]

alright im gonna go cry for 4 days while we wait for silksong news

[stoic sigil]

Whatever happened to those sound emojis

[cold maple]

that one guy who kept saying silksong is here sure feels stupid now

[leaden delta]

use the block button liberally

[fiery burrow]

thats what I'm saying. I can't post a cricket sound whenever someone posts something unfunny now

[stoic sigil]

I saw them for a day then nothing

[loud cairn]

silksong has actually been finished for a couple years now. on every game showcase event team cherry rolls a d20 and if they roll a 20 they announce silksong

[cold maple]

silksong summer 2025 release

i will bet my liver on it

[stoic sigil]

If we get Silksong April 2nd I'll buy Powdered a PS5

[loud cairn]

you mean all of us?

[coral iron]

ONE GUY!??!?!?!

[strong trench]

one guy moment

[loud cairn]

i will make sure everything is fair

[coral iron]

it was atleast 70

[fiery burrow]

If Silksong is on April 2nd I'll admit to Powdered and Grievy that Magnamalo is mid

[north yew]

thanks

[coral iron]

on the second of april, we are acheiving silksong news

[stoic sigil]

Dyno, react to this if your bot token is compromised

-# April 2

[loud cairn]

i dont even know what silksong means anymore

[north yew]

now everyone is gone and all I can see is myself, just as it should be

[cold maple]

this is our year for sure

[coral iron]

SILKYEAR

[loud cairn]

for shaw

[warped rock]

april second?

[north yew]

I have already copywrited that pay me money

[warped rock]

This is awesome. Thank you Zal.

[stoic sigil]

I have dibs on the word Graigillion

[finite flax]

aha i see a ping in dssn i wonder what this could be

[fiery burrow]

april 2

[stoic sigil]

April 2

April Two

[cold maple]

summer game fest announcement then june release

[loud cairn]

02/04/2025

[cold maple]

i’m the prophet of silk, i see it so clearly

[vivid belfry]

alright guys hear me out

[loud cairn]

but the updates... it must be this week

[vivid belfry]

November 19th

[stoic sigil]

April Two, 02/04/2025, and 4/2 are undetected

[fiery burrow]

This Dock is Holding an April 2 🍎 2️⃣ in Its Melt

[finite flax]

whats on april 2

[loud cairn]

silksong

[stoic sigil]

Heat Death of Universe

[echo fjord]

[cold maple]

silksong is here

[strong trench]

We got the heat death of the universe before gta 6 💀

[stoic sigil]

Ong

[strong trench]

Ts pmo icl frfr ong

[cold maple]

silksong is here guys, it’s just a matter of time

[strong trench]

Oopsie!

[loud cairn]

when silksong comes out all of you are going to feel empty

[stoic sigil]

Shralse!

[shell yacht]

My jug of milk expires on the 2nd, I think that's more evidence that y'alls idea is a bad one

[strong trench]

I’ll only feel empty if it has no fishing

[fiery burrow]

whats new

[stoic sigil]

If we get Silksong 4/2 Powdered should chug the milk

[strong trench]

Can the game truly even be called silksong if it has no fishing?

[cold maple]

this will be me outside team cherry studio if nothing by july

[loud cairn]

why do you need fishing? for the bait? we already have it on r/silksong

[finite flax]

fr or ong

[loud cairn]

frog

[finite flax]

somebody please actually tell me the truth

[strong trench]

No. I NEED to have fishing specifically in a game that isn’t purely a fishing game

That way I can spend my time playing the game without actually playing the game!

[cold maple]

i want the final boss to be a bird

[loud cairn]

do you think theres gonna be songs in the game

[stoic sigil]

Ew no

[loud cairn]

what about silk

[strong trench]

maybe

[stoic sigil]

Ugh no

[fiery burrow]

HK doesn't have minigames in general 0/10

[cold maple]

silksong is here

[placid hinge]

next time for sure guys. believe in april 2nd.

[loud cairn]

you could even say you will feel hollow

[fiery burrow]

why is this in dd mm yy 🤢

[cold maple]

it’s here, they’re just waiting for summer

[coral iron]

because its based

[loud cairn]

this is actually why silksong is taking so long. team cherry wants us to feel completely hollow because its a pale king reference irl

[placid hinge]

because it's the objectively superior date format

[fiery burrow]

This is an american server

[cold maple]

it’ll be here by summer fools

[fiery burrow]

Not made by americans but thats where its stored

[cold maple]

it IS here

[strong trench]

god bless america! 🇺🇸 🦅

[loud cairn]

but this is no colosseum

[coral iron]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-sousou-no-frieren-2nd-amendment-gun-gif-8785866238431861527

[loud cairn]

one of the amendments 🔥 🔥 🔥 🙏

[strong trench]

Guys don’t read the 6th word in the 13th amendment, worst mistake of my life!

[worthy spear]

Was silksong deadass not mentioned in the direct today?

[fiery burrow]

Yeah

[worthy spear]

omfg

[valid sable]

but I don't want bear arms

[coral iron]

you problem

[strange summit]

I cant believe we did it again

[vivid belfry]

why wasn't silksong at the direct? I specifically requested it

[coral iron]

nintendo had a stroke and fordor

[loud cairn]

ari punched the host and started yelling at the camera, something about a basement, and april 2nd, but the security guards dragged him off screen and show continued like nothing happened

[fiery burrow]

I'm starting to think 2099 looking more realistic...

[vivid belfry]

why is Dyno clown reacting people

this isn't typical behavior

[fiery burrow]

April 2 automatically gets you clown reacted now

[loud cairn]

is he mean

[coral iron]

zal

[vivid belfry]

I see

[stone sail]

April 2

[loud cairn]

dyno will be in shambles after april 2nd

[zealous warren]

April 2nd Donald Trump save us Donald Trump release it

[lament mango]

Are we sane again? Or are we still crazy

[zealous warren]

Not me watching the Nintendo directs shitty games only waiting for silksong - Was straight torture

[coral iron]

my keyboards breaking yall saw nothing

[vivid belfry]

this is a you problem

[fiery burrow]

Kid named Tomodachi life

[long comet]

April 2 is the day I touch grass

[lament mango]

Ngl that last reveal sucked, fucking tomodachi live with the fuckjng MIIs

[zealous warren]

at this point I would buy 10 nintendo switch if I could play Silksong

[fiery burrow]

Only SS fans will sit through Metroid Prime 4, Tomodachi Life, a Pacman Metroidvania, and Rhythm Heaven and call it mid

[lament mango]

It would have legit been better if metroid prime beyond was the last game, cuz atleast that's a GAME

[zealous warren]

in fact if I was team cherry I would plug Silksong at 150$

[fiery burrow]

Goldman also looks good

[vivid belfry]

I can understand calling shadow labyrinth mid but I will kill you if you say it in my physical proximity

[lament mango]

Naw it was pretty good all things considered, raikou remake looks amazing. But that last reveal was just poorly timed

[vivid belfry]

because it's not mid, it's peak (it's ass) (it's peak)

[lament mango]

Pokemon Za looks good aswell, if not ever increasingly outdated

[coral iron]

can we agree and say its peak ass?

[fiery burrow]

its MY mid

[lament mango]

Naw its ass peak, the famous buttocks shaped mountain

[lament mango]

Silksong is MY mental illness and I decide the coping mechanism. In my case the coping mechanism is WARFRAME

Play warframe. Now. It's free. Your a space ninja cyborg with magic. Play it they just added the year 1999

[tame vortex]

I love warframe

Its my special interest

[lament mango]

See id make a joke but sadly all the good ones...
https://images.app.goo.gl/AkWPMJVBE4MvCg3Z6

[tame vortex]

[zealous warren]

We don’t have to. There have been to many Silksong maybe news to past few months and there are more and more maybe news. It’s like a math function closing in on Zero Im so sure it will release soon. Even more than back with the cake incident

[lament mango]

Play warframe anyways

[tame vortex]

I'm sure silksong will eventually release, but its good to try other games while you wait lmao. Helps with the insanity

[lament mango]

Reminds me, nightreign is in a few months

[short cargo]

just woke up (im australian) was there skong

[tame vortex]

No

[cold maple]

silksong is here

silksong june 2025

[zealous warren]

Okay I‘m 21. I have been waiting since the Silksong announcement. I have played other games. In fact I graduated, moved out, got a job will get married soon and I still think about Silksong sometimes … What the hell do you mean with playing other games?

[lament mango]

Kinda crazy how elden ring got teased, everyone went insane in thst community (We don't talk about glaive master hodir or Wopper) the game got a 2nd trailer, came out, won goty, got an massive dlc, and is now getting a 3 player coop side game.... and we still don't have silksong even tho it was teased around the same time

[shell yacht]

Yeah it's almost like it's being made by three people not AAA company

[clever socket]

2 meter high clown wig will get in a way

[fiery burrow]

Elden Ring is also mid

[tame vortex]

Okay? Idk why your taking it so personally lmao. You can still play other games, and find other games to play.

[lament mango]

@fiery burrow yo mama mid
dabs

[zealous warren]

That was all made up dude idk Im just bored

[long comet]

Sonic Unleashed Recompiled for example

[lament mango]

I do apologize btw if I was insulting, it's just jokes

[tame vortex]

Yeah, idk, i'm not great at jokes 😭 perks of text being hard to read and autism ig

[lament mango]

Know what isn't made up? Warframe. Yes I'm desperate, I don't want to go insane grinding out arcanes like the other mastery rank 30 fools so I need new players to show the game

[zealous warren]

who the hell gets married at 21 😭🙏🏻

[quiet wing]

@drowsy jacinth

[tame vortex]

Some people do 🤷‍♂️

[quiet wing]

@drowsy jacinth

[tame vortex]

😭 you're so real for that. I gave up grinding arcanes and now i just spam 1999 missions. I'm excited as hell for the next update though.

And i'm also enjoying this current update. Infested liches W

[zealous warren]

You know what’s made up? Team cherry. Team cherry is made up of 3 people who each hold a big share of team cherry. They are called peanut guy. Leth and then glasses guy. I saw them once in a talkshow. It was maybe news on the Silksong news youtube channel!

[quiet wing]

@drowsy jacinth

[long comet]

That was all in your head, Luigi

[meager ridge]

Im sad now. I saw the direct

[serene chasm]

Stop spam pinging other users. Youve already been warned for it

[lament mango]

Ngl I do like the coda, their easy to farm. But there seems to be a glitch since I've done like 7 of em and have only gotten two types. Zeke and drillbit

[loud cairn]

you know whats made up? team cherry. team cherry is made up

[tame vortex]

You either have REALLY bad RNG, or it is a glitch. I'd report it on their bug forums just incase

[lament mango]

I already have, apparently it's a wide spread issue. Something to do with some players being tagged with only 2 coda IDs instead of all 5

[tame vortex]

Ahhh

[zealous warren]

No, Im pretty sure they are real. I double check each day

[humble zephyr]

dang i sure cant wait to pirate silksong /j

[loud cairn]

are there gonna be cars in silksong

[serene chasm]

yes

SS is a kart racer

[loud cairn]

have you tried triple checking

[humble zephyr]

ss in the new mario kart

[tame vortex]

That might have been adressed in the latest hotfix. I'm in the warframe discord too so any updates, theres a ping for it haha. How i know when hotfixes are pushed when i'm busy

[burnt topaz]

are embeds back on

[loud cairn]

sorry i meant cats you know the animals who do the meow thing

[serene chasm]

no?

[burnt topaz]

it gave up

[loud cairn]

🐈‍⬛

[serene chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/734707157890760745.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

I guess they are back

[nimble sentinel]

if nothing else that direct got me silkpost material

[zealous warren]

Silksong will obviously be a shooter guys. I saw a leak of the skilltree Hornet will have in silksong. Farloom is the kingdom the Menderbug is from which can be seen by the trailer. Menderbugs family still resides there and will give Hornet quests to fulfill. One quest reward was a Glock. - I saw some leaked screenshots but can’t share them otherwise I would get banned

[long comet]

Silksong is April 2

[loud cairn]

doubters right now

[lament mango]

Silksong will release one hour before the nukes land. You better enjoy it

[loud cairn]

its not too late to switch sides

[clever socket]

doubters delay silksong

[zealous warren]

They will call the quest Silkroad - You will be able to get guns and drugs from it. Truly my Silksong quest Silksing

[serene chasm]

are people still holding on hope for april 2nd

[long comet]

No

[loud cairn]

we need to sacrifice them. enough killing our own people

[nimble sentinel]

I think I was one of the first to silkpost screenshots of the direct, but my reddit’s been buggy so maybe not

[clever socket]

it might happen

[serene chasm]

sure

[lament mango]

Didn't we already sacrifice mossbag? How much blood does team cherry need!?!

[fiery burrow]

We should sacrifice the sacrifice jokes

[nimble sentinel]

wales? as in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿?

[lament mango]

Wait, Australia. Nvm answered my own question

[loud cairn]

if the misinformation i saw in a comment under a reddit post is correct and gd 2.2 was released a week after the steam updates, then i dont see why april 2 isnt 100% the silksong release date

[clever socket]

we need to sacrifice the part of them that doesn't believe
that way we get rid of the doubters and gain believers

[plain dagger]

Even if we have been told it literally WONT be there

We shall believe

[lament mango]

I belive that's called indoctrination

[loud cairn]

severance plot

[clever socket]

the thirst might be insatiable but we must continue

[tame vortex]

We've been told?

[lament mango]

.... are we a cult? You guys would tell me if this is a cult right? Legally you have 5o