sk-discussion

[frozen frigate]

the xurkitree is very necessary

[charred herald]

i mean my phone background used to be this for quite a while

[cedar trench]

idk what my phone background i s

i never interrogated it

[frozen frigate]

iused to use xurkitree as my lead false swiper when i'd do legendary shiny hunting in pokemon ultra sun

[cedar trench]

i think i set it like that as a joke and i legitimately forgot

[frozen frigate]

or it was mew im not sure i dont remember

[sinful flare]

my phone background is the same one from another older phone which is like 10 years old at this point

[charred herald]

found it on a non-functional camera and liked the vibe

[cedar trench]

xurk can't learn false swipe it was mew

[frozen frigate]

are you sure it cant learn false swipe in gen 7

gen 8? i dont know

[cedar trench]

it can't

in any gen

[frozen frigate]

pulling out my 3ds right now

[cedar trench]

don't pull anything out

[frozen frigate]

im pulling out my 3ds

[cedar trench]

it can't be xurkitree

it's also a horrible idea to have it as a false swiper

[frozen frigate]

at this point im just doing it to look at my shinies

[sinful flare]

hi pulling out my 3ds

[frozen frigate]

i wasnt really going for a minmaxed false swiper i think i just searched my boxes for something that had hypnosis or thunder wave or false swipe and went with it

yeah you were right my xurkitree has power whip, discharge, thunder wave and hypnosis

i have a shiny Swanna in my party named Black Mirror for some reason

cant even look at my shinies because im stuck in ultra space infront of a buzzwole

[cunning geode]

is that like a black swan joke

i kinda like swanna it’s got attitude

[frozen frigate]

i think it was

[cunning geode]

fun

[frozen frigate]

im so sad they shut down the 3ds servers man

i have like atleast 75% of my boxes full of pokemon i dont want to just keep sitting there on my ultra sun save forever

[cunning geode]

a black swan is a funny phrase used to describe a highly negative event that occurs in a system (like an economic system or natural system or whatever) that is largely unforeseen leading up to it because of how complex it is

[frozen frigate]

at the same time though i dont think im gonna ever play another new pokemon game for the rest of my life

[cunning geode]

amen

my last one was uhhh pokémon white i believe

[frozen frigate]

my first was platinum

[opaque sigil]

I only played sv because somebody bought me it as a gift

[cunning geode]

my first was red 👹

[frozen frigate]

i still remember my brother stealing my whole fucking cartridge bro

i had a level 100 infernape and he just took it and gave me his completely new cartridge

[cunning geode]

that sucks

[frozen frigate]

and then he bought pearl and diamond and i used one of those tweaker glitches to get a darkrai on pearl

lowkey felt so cool doing tha

its still there on that cartridge i believe

[broken tartan]

Only good pokemon is Johto and Sinnoh

[cunning geode]

i remember my brother and i watching the original anime

meowth now that’s a name

[frozen frigate]

i think pokemon black and white were so easily the best of the ds games i cant even liue

half of my favourite pokemon come from gen 5

over half

[rustic ore]

BW/2 were the best pokemon games hands down

[charred herald]

guh

goodnight

[rustic ore]

Spit yo shit indeed

[frozen frigate]

i recently played through pokemon x again and i used golurk and reuniclus and they were by far the strongest pokemon ive ever used in a casual playthrough of any game ever

[violet path]

Theyre no platinum

[wheat sail]

scarlet violet 2:

[broken ore]

KirbKirb

[wheat sail]

inb4 someone comes in and says they're all the same then goes to play monster hunter

[broken ore]

KirbPlanet

Kirbuniverse

[wheat sail]

LET THERE BE LIGHT

[broken ore]

Kirblight🙏🏻

[tidal quartz]

NO GIF PERMS 🙏

[keen raft]

https://tenor.com/view/diagnosis-skill-issue-diagnosis-skill-issue-draker-discord-gif-22231351

[frozen frigate]

watching grave of the fireflies

[stiff breach]

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

[warped rock]

What?

[stiff breach]

just silksong

[cedar trench]

i'm stumped in math

anyone wanna help

[stiff breach]

im losing hope

i just

i just cant anymore

[cedar trench]

it's goniometrical inequations

easy

[cedar trench]

grow a pair and water some plants

[warped rock]

the way some people talk about silksong is eerily similar to suicide notes

[cedar trench]

watch a series on tv

[rustic ore]

dont care (3/4/5 are peak)

[icy geyser]

day 1 of asking where silksong till i forget

[rustic ore]

havent played therefore bad

[stiff breach]

its going to be that way at this point

dude

[cedar trench]

because people are lame

[stiff breach]

ive almost finished school in the time its taken for this game to drop

[cedar trench]

get a hobby lil bro

[warped rock]

Shrue I should invest in getting 30 cats and never leaving my house

[cedar trench]

i started highschool and am at my junior year equivalent now

[opaque sigil]

Hahahahahaha isn’t it funny to equate being whiny about a game not being out to suicide

[cedar trench]

yet i am happy

how is that

[stiff breach]

bro get over it its a joke calm down

[warped rock]

It's just a game

[cedar trench]

tammo wanna help me with a math problem

[stiff breach]

yeah but thats not one of them

[fiery burrow]

It is

[cedar trench]

it is

[fiery burrow]

Maybe you're just a bit dense

[opaque sigil]

Been a while since but I’ll take a look

[stiff breach]

dude

i do not care

i know people who have tryed to

and yet

[warped rock]

you're the one getting defensive

[cedar trench]

here you go

[stiff breach]

yeah cus yall are geting pressed over a single joke man

[cedar trench]

at least try and be funny

[broken tartan]

Silksong sucks anyways.

[cedar trench]

true

[stiff breach]

dont careeee

[opaque sigil]

Ugh I don’t remember the trig function bullshit this is calling for

[cedar trench]

it's ok man thanks for the effort either way

it's super contrived

[opaque sigil]

“It’s a joke why are people criticizing me for mishandling a sensitive subject wah wah wah wah”

[stiff breach]

i forgor how to do trigonometry

[broken tartan]

@warped rock

[warped rock]

hi

[broken tartan]

hi

[cedar trench]

i came to a deeeecentish conclusion but i feel like there has to be an easier way

[stiff breach]

i

dont

care

[leaden delta]

https://youtu.be/j-SJD7buKv8?si=EdYBrJ85AaEpR8sq

[stiff breach]

get over it

[leaden delta]

that’s awesome girl

[broken tartan]

Why do people even make them notes smh

[stiff breach]

just get over it

[leaden delta]

it wasn’t too funny but that’s different ig

[cedar trench]

you are a republican

[stiff breach]

i dont even live in america

[leaden delta]

????

is that true

[fiery burrow]

Its a sensitive topic and also <@&283547423706447872>

[stiff breach]

nor do i care about politics

[cedar trench]

i just wanted to say shit

[heady iron]

minecraft pfp

[broken tartan]

Im a republican only because the elephant logo is tuff

[leaden delta]

ggs

[stiff breach]

high key bro didn't know that you people were so dam sensitive

[cedar trench]

actual mark of the best, second only to the knight pfp stolen from some artist or meme

[stiff breach]

i didnt even say much

[cedar trench]

i reeally wanna be mean i'll just let you boil in your own stew though

[leaden delta]

@cobalt sigil

[kindred pewter]

I can try and solve this, gimme a minute

[cedar trench]

knock it out of the park

[broken tartan]

1-2 is 1

[kindred pewter]

wait

@cedar trench does that say 1 cos X 1 or 1 cos x1

[opaque sigil]

think it's absolute value?

[kindred pewter]

oh

[cedar trench]

absval

[kindred pewter]

then I can't do this question cause i haven't studied that part of trigno

[opaque sigil]

tan is sin/cos so you can multiply both by absolute value of cos

|1-2cos^2x| > sinx (I don't remember if that's a legal thing to do with absval)

[weary tapir]

WHY THE FUCK IS WINDOWS IN MY REPLY SECTION

YES I KNOW ITS VISTA I KNOW THE INITIAL POST IS WRONG

WHY IS WINDOWS IN MY REPLY SECTION

[smoky dagger]

Hi sigmas

[warped rock]

it's an advertising tactic

[kindred pewter]

to tell everyone to use windows

[weary tapir]

😭😭😭😭

WHAT IS LIFE

[kindred pewter]

windows don't know you lil bro

[keen raft]

guys I can't believe famous celebrity windows commented on my post!!1

[kindred pewter]

omg goku hi I have a question can you solo Kazuma Kiryu

[smoky dagger]

If that's the yakuza guy then no right

[kindred pewter]

yeah

[smoky dagger]

Doesn't he have something that negates all damage

[marsh ibex]

hey did like

anyone take care of the ping

I’m asking because my Internet is shot

[warped rock]

no

[marsh ibex]

Fuck

[livid tree]

its linux time

hes so tuff

[marsh ibex]

I’ve been up for hours bruh why ain’t anyone else do smth

[livid tree]

dont fux with tux

[sinful flare]

hes gonna fucking kill that microsoft live butterfly

or was it msn i have no idea

[sinful flare]

wanna play league of legends arena with me 🥺

i gonna get executed bruh

[livid tree]

how i feel about linux users after windows 11

[heady iron]

why is worst person changed to most annoying

[livid tree]

i mean

theyre not THAT bad

[sinful flare]

i might switch to an amd gpu too

[livid tree]

im the ethical memer

[sinful flare]

nvidia drivers shit themselves on the daily in linux apparently

[heady iron]

I've been trying to snipe a 9070xt

[sinful flare]

i think i might get a 6000xt or smth

[heady iron]

and make a steamos beast

[sinful flare]

idk amd gpu series

[cedar trench]

that isn't

[opaque sigil]

well

[cedar trench]

my good buddy solved it and didn't write it (what a guy) and said you need to solve it using absval systems

[opaque sigil]

it is in a denominator

[cedar trench]

i told him to go fuck himself

[opaque sigil]

a/|b| = |a|/b

[cedar trench]

it's a long and complicated inequation for no reason

[cedar trench]

you'd still need to do the system i fear

[wheat sail]

they recently released a gpu that its msrp is quite good for its price compared to nvidia's gpu

then again nobody is selling at msrp

[cedar trench]

wait hold that thought

[heady iron]

if I don't get a gpu at msrp during my next microcenter trip

amd's gonna have to lock their doors

[frozen frigate]

finished the swordgrass farm in ds3 now oh yeah baby

[opaque sigil]

oh the piecewise function shit

yeah that sucks

[sinful flare]

its better than ai shit in nvidia

[cedar trench]

yep you still do

[livid tree]

wheres my juul
so not cool

[wheat sail]

its frame generation might not be as good as nvidia's still, but the raw performance is good

[formal marsh]

AI or underpaid intern. call it.

[heady iron]

newegg restocked some gpus this morning and they all got claimed instantly

[wheat sail]

and i think raytracing or whatever

[livid tree]

who is this ray and what is he tracing

[heady iron]

scalper bots should be illegal

[sinful flare]

i think social media managers in companies are either tortured poor souls having to witness all the screams at their account or are ai idk

the low income changed them and their soul and their shape and their mind

[heady iron]

I should camp out at microcenter every morning until I get a gpu

I think that's a very sane tactic

[wheat sail]

social media managers dont need to be paid to post on twitter anyway

[coarse leaf]

What kinda card you aiming for? Wouldnt buy a 50 series card even if they werent at 2x msrp min imo lmao, nvidia just dropped the Ball like crazy

[broken tartan]

@sinful flare

[sinful flare]

@broken tartan

[uncut citrus]

@sinful flare

[sinful flare]

@uncut citrus

[broken tartan]

Hop terraria

[sinful flare]

i am Unable to Video Game until This Month is Over

💔

[broken tartan]

Smhhhhh

[sinful flare]

Krill

and Mo

[broken tartan]

Im too cool for videogames now

[sinful flare]

awhat hell...

[cobalt sigil]

yes ma'am?

[heady iron]

9070xt

I want to install bazzite which only has decent support for amd rn

[jade canopy]

is your old one just really old or you want a new one for something specific ?

[coarse leaf]

Peak

[woeful matrix]

gl

50 series cards are so buns

gets beaten by the 40 series 🥀

[heady iron]

Nah I have a rig with a 4070ti but I wanna use that for productivity stuff and then I’ll use the new build for gaming only

[marsh ibex]

Do you hate me

[sinful flare]

no its affectionate torturing

[thick zenith]

wtf

[uncut citrus]

@sinful flare dw Kaan at least i dont hate you

[jade canopy]

why do you need two rigs ?

[sinful flare]

@uncut citrus i hate you you should hop on arena

[heady iron]

Cause I don’t make good financial decisions

[uncut citrus]

no... because yoou hate me...

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress-2-tf2-get-away-shoo-disappear-gif-1596252177478607469

[sinful flare]

@uncut citrus but its good kind of hate

[prime parrot]

sup fellas

[sinful flare]

sup Fell

[uncut citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-pissi-twitch-7tv-gif-7223094372649290081

hmph! fine

i hop ion 5min

[sinful flare]

wtfff

[uncut citrus]

be hopped and ready to slay

sorry i gotta finsih my food first

[sinful flare]

i uhhhhh idk if i will

[uncut citrus]

cant slay and eat

[sinful flare]

let me check

[uncut citrus]

WHAT

[sinful flare]

its nearing ELEVEN PEE EMM

[uncut citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/that's-bait-fishing-thats-bait-time-to-go-fishing-dark-souls-gif-12687109592345272249

YOU BAITED ME

TRAITOR

[jade canopy]

im gonna keep mah good old 580rx or whatever from 6 year ago, on my mother board that doesn't support windows 11 then
you do you

[leaden moss]

g uys

iiss the s kong out yet

[wheat sail]

a 5090 is a good upgrade hop

[coarse leaf]

If you work from home i kinda get it honestly

[quartz cave]

it takes two is five years old this year god DAMN

theres people younger than it takes two

[leaden moss]

im five years old this year god Damn

wait no i lied

im sorry

[quartz cave]

you lier,,,,

[leaden moss]

mom said i shouldnt lie

[jade canopy]

just move the PC from the work room to the play room

[quartz cave]

i lit your pants on fire

[weary tapir]

CAN'T ANYONE JUST SAY "COOL" FOR ONCE

😭

[leaden moss]

good thing im not wearing any

[jade canopy]

or use two different accounts on your PC

[quartz cave]

i lit YOU on fire you big liar

[coarse leaf]

Wouldnt put a 4070 in a work rig because Im in software dev and not in 3d rendering or stuff but I get the principle

[leaden moss]

underpaid intern or the s word

[sinful flare]

I WOUPD NEVER

[marsh ibex]

blocked for being an internet celebrity now

[quartz cave]

hiii joky hop on split fiction

[weary tapir]

1400 FOLLOWERS IS NOT CELEBRITY

[quartz cave]

okay celebrity

[leaden moss]

ur basically kanye atp

[quartz cave]

what you gonna do take a private jet to the bahamas to cry about it

send your millions of fans to burn down jokys house?

[marsh ibex]

reply from a verified account
okay buddy

[steady sage]

i have a 2070 :3

[wheat sail]

anyone can be verified

[marsh ibex]

hop on your priv jet to only go a state over you poopoo head

[leaden moss]

neekolai can you use your celebrity powers to make silksong come out

[heady iron]

The thing is when I wfh I vpn in on my macbook cause it doesn’t work on my desktop

[weary tapir]

BAHAHAHAA

[uncut citrus]

then hop......

[marsh ibex]

wfh =wacky fried hens

[weary tapir]

joker I wrote a script for twitter that replaces every instance of the word "fuck" with "fuuk"

[coarse leaf]

Well thats just rich people sillyness then iirc

[keen raft]

neekolai buying team cherry

[leaden moss]

can somenone play balala multiplayer w me

[marsh ibex]

you need help

[jade canopy]

ill admit im kinda picky about buying stuff
like, if a game isn't on sale, I won't buy it

and im not dumb and gonna buy 7 games once sales come about, but even a 15 dollar game im gonna go "but it will be cheaper on sale" and wait like 4 months

[weary tapir]

its hilarious

[uncut citrus]

didnt account for case

bad script

😌

[weary tapir]

I INTENTIONALLY DID THAT BC ITS FUNNIER TO ME

[sinful flare]

@uncut citrus HOPPING

INTING

[uncut citrus]

FINE

[marsh ibex]

Sure blud

scram skedaddle

[weary tapir]

I

CMON

[uncut citrus]

me playing would be more int than being afk

[coarse leaf]

I do get it, on the other hand i totally also get the perspective of "i got the cash, and I want it, so im getting it"

[sinful flare]

jokerpoker balala

[leaden moss]

jokerpoker balala is the true balatro killer

[wheat sail]

thats a clever name

[quartz cave]

chat hop on

[heady iron]

I really do need to save up tho

[sinful flare]

imma call you int64 the way you intentionally feed the enemy team 9223372036854775807 kills smh

[wheat sail]

true

[heady iron]

After this instant gratification purchase I’ll start being frugal

(complete lie)

[keen raft]

fungal

[wheat sail]

simply get a good job and afford everrything

[drowsy gull]

April 2nd

[uncut citrus]

can you even tell the difference when i Bard and Pyke roam all game 😋

[wheat sail]

or put the 9070xt money into lottery tickets

[heady iron]

Scalpers should target silksong

[wanton talon]

silksong is coming out this year righ

[leaden moss]

likeholowknig

t

[heady iron]

And buy all the stock of silksong and sell it for 3x the price

[wheat sail]

Scalpers should form a clan and denounce team cherry for anti consumer practices of non-communication

and ddos every storefront when silksong comes out

[weary tapir]

fuuk you

[wanton talon]

wait since when was windows a hades fan

[weary tapir]

persona 3

[marsh ibex]

I

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleepy-sad-i-must-contain-myself-restrain-myself-gif-16218722725677959928

[leaden moss]

by the time silksong releases they will invent smth like unlimited stock where instead of having a paper in their vault with the name of everyone who purchased the game and theyll just lie and act like they have the papers but they dont

so the can sell more silksong than they have

[wanton talon]

im trolling dw

[wheat sail]

windows ceo is a human too, and a gamer like us

[wanton talon]

(no i wasnt)

[marsh ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/deepfriedwoomy-gif-20893284

[leaden moss]

hades? theyre talking abt that japanese game

what was it

[wanton talon]

persona

[leaden moss]

mario

[wanton talon]

or smthn

[leaden moss]

oh yeah zelda

[wheat sail]

final fantasy 8

[wanton talon]

i forgot that tartarus is a place in other games

am i still wrong

[wheat sail]

taratrus is a reference to hell which is an binding of isaac reference

[heady iron]

Tartarus is a reference to the tartar in your mouth go brush your fucking teeth

[leaden moss]

as someone who mostly chats on the isaac server this activated a sleeper agent in my brain

[wanton talon]

yes but its specifically from greek myth

[wheat sail]

when you realize plaque protects your teeth and yo8u shouldnt brush it off

[leaden moss]

no its from persona 3 reload 2024 ultra gaymer edition

[wanton talon]

anyways is coffee better or a can of 350 ml soda better at keeping u alert

375ml can of soda

[wheat sail]

ISAAC FANS WHEN THEY GET cancer... amirite

[leaden moss]

beer

[leaden moss]

pure alcohol

[wanton talon]

i dont have pure alcohol unfortunately

[heady iron]

When you brush your teeth be sure to brush extremely hard so you get all the germs off

[leaden moss]

:(

[coarse leaf]

Coffee

[wanton talon]

make sure u bleed

if u dont bleed ur not clean enough

[leaden delta]

ma’am!

[wheat sail]

sand paper or steelwool for brushing teeth?

[leaden delta]

cute

[heady iron]

If your toothbrush isn’t completely flat within a week you’re doing it wrong

[keen raft]

if you brush your teeth off then you won't have any germs on your teeth!

[wanton talon]

wdym completely flat

do u mean no bristles

[leaden moss]

if ur tootjbruhs with a week ur compelled to be wrong

[full rune]

Just like the earth

[keen raft]

toothbrushes are like pencils

[wanton talon]

guys why does mouthwash taste so weird

[marsh ibex]

because it’s a mid game

[leaden moss]

mouthwashing mention

[wheat sail]

cause its full of fluoride which is government nerve agentas

[full rune]

Fluoride. That's why we need to ban it from our waters

[keen raft]

have you tried turning it off and then on again?

[leaden moss]

the government ate my left child

[wanton talon]

it makes me feel 50

[heady iron]

Mouthwashing fans when they discover flossing

[wheat sail]

my girlfriend in west canada drinks from fluorided tap water and her brain half calcified and she died

[leaden moss]

they hated jesus too

[full rune]

I know what flossing is. It's the dance

[leaden moss]

oh from that miku game

[wheat sail]

some people out there dont know how to floss

🥲

[wanton talon]

canada doesnt have a west

stop lying

[wheat sail]

tf does that mean

everything has a wast

[marsh ibex]

https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1899153484697547094
he knows ball…

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) on X

James Gunn reveals the text he received from Jason Momoa on the morning that Gunn became one of the heads of DC Studios.

“fucking LOBO”

X · Mar 10, 2025, 5:40 PM

[leaden moss]

well if everything has a west how does the earth become a spehere

[wanton talon]

western canada is just more of the usa

[leaden moss]

it has to start being east somewhere

[wanton talon]

🦅

[daring tide]

Sorry for your loss

[wheat sail]

east starts from your right side

[leaden moss]

thats wrong lol

[daring tide]

No

[wheat sail]

and it converts to your left side so your west side

[leaden moss]

get a map or smth

[wheat sail]

after wrapping around

yall dumb

[leaden moss]

wrap around what?

[wheat sail]

the earth duh

[daring tide]

Exactly

[leaden moss]

if i had arms wrapped around me id be happy too

[daring tide]

HUH?

[coarse leaf]

Canada? Yall mean the 51st state?

[wheat sail]

dont tell me you're a classical flat earther

[leaden moss]

too far buddy

[daring tide]

Canada? You mean south america?

South is down right

[wheat sail]

Canada can totally fight off the USA if the americans want it :copium:

[leaden moss]

i beliebe that the government want our children bc they hungry uwui

[leaden moss]

its actually up

[wheat sail]

canadians will fight like the vietnamese :copium:

[wheat sail]

hunger is a natrual feeling so its ok

[heady iron]

Instead of speaking Vietnamese from the trees it’ll be eh and sorry

[leaden moss]

its not natural to eat my west child.

[daring tide]

How

[leaden moss]

they took him

[daring tide]

Your lying

[leaden moss]

australia

[wheat sail]

ok take a flat map

you can walk around the map

[keen raft]

South and North and actually not up or down, they are completely different things

[daring tide]

HUH?

[coarse leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-meme-my-reaction-to-that-information-mike-o-hearn-gif-13257779959215558930

[wheat sail]

therefore you can walk around the earth

even if its flat

[leaden moss]

ok smart guy

[wheat sail]

conservatives these days

[leaden moss]

what 9 + 10

[daring tide]

21

[wheat sail]

i

[keen raft]

8

[coarse leaf]

I swear to god mobile discord is mining bitcoins whenever you open the favourites gif menu or smth shit is ridiculous

[daring tide]

LMAOOO

[heady iron]

There’s a reason your feet are arched

It’s to perfectly envelop the curvature of God’s green Earth

[daring tide]

I just randomly get this fits of laughter

[wheat sail]

its because the construction guys didnt level the floor

[leaden moss]

yeh its cause of those shoes the GOVERNMENT and the RICH PEOPLE WHO OWN SHOE COMPANIES make you wear

[daring tide]

After seeing the most unfunny joke ever

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/persona-persona-5-joker-talking-yes-gif-7492456148056834895

[coarse leaf]

🙏

[leaden moss]

gus

wouldnt it be rlly funny

if

[wheat sail]

no if you got arched feet you got flat foot

see a doctor for options

[leaden moss]

yo wait,

[daring tide]

Big shoe

[leaden moss]

we got arched feet bc

we monkeys

[daring tide]

WHATT

[leaden moss]

and the feet should wrap around trees

[daring tide]

NO WAY

[leaden moss]

yea

[daring tide]

THETS CRAZY

[wheat sail]

im not a monkey i dont usually eat bananas

[heady iron]

If we’re monkeys then why are there still monkeys

Checkmate

[frozen frigate]

2 more covenant grinds to do guysholy balls im so clos

[leaden moss]

and the earth is flat. it used to be round but our arched feet gripped the earth so much it became flat and thats why theres wtill some flat feeted people around

[wheat sail]

cause we're here, therefore monkeys are here

socrates

[daring tide]

Discord gifs are the most 2010 shit ever

[leaden moss]

monkeys are like

us but

hairy

and dum

[wheat sail]

using gifs in the big 25

💀

[leaden moss]

we jus smart monkeys

[uncut citrus]

@sinful flare

https://tenor.com/view/cat-car-pikmin-weird-creature-sped-up-gif-gif-16911526455026977306

[wheat sail]

monkeys look nothing like us

[daring tide]

A

[wheat sail]

wheres our tail or our hair

[leaden moss]

give them a few million years

[heady iron]

We share 50% of our genes with bananas

[daring tide]

Bro said where's our hair

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-madagascar-deeeepio-bonkio-gif-23714512

[heady iron]

The monkeys are eating 50% of their own kind

[leaden moss]

on our head

[daring tide]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE'S OUR HAIR

[leaden moss]

lowkey to

in a few thousand years

human species arched feet make the earth wrap around itself

[daring tide]

We have a tailbone

[leaden moss]

and humans will die

so the monkeys will become smart

or so ive heard

[wheat sail]

i dont see the tail bone

[daring tide]

Head and shoulders

[heady iron]

The squids will rise up

That’s what splatoon told me

[daring tide]

Feel it

[leaden moss]

i can feel it

[wheat sail]

aight buddy

[leaden moss]

and i felt it on alot of people

[daring tide]

HAHA

[wheat sail]

uhhh

[leaden moss]

before they were taken from me

by the govrmentü

[wheat sail]

why you touching peoples' tailbones?

[leaden moss]

plenty of consent

[daring tide]

Don't piss down my back and tell me your training govermenent

[leaden moss]

whats that mean

why cant i piss down ur back

[wanton talon]

guys i work for the cia, im sorry to say but all of u are gonna go to jail

tonight

for ur crimes

[leaden moss]

u already took everyone i love

[wheat sail]

i dindu nothin

[leaden moss]

i have nothing to lose

[broken tartan]

What if im already in jaik

What if im already in jaik

[leaden moss]

jaik

jaik

[broken tartan]

Smh

[wheat sail]

ayo

[leaden moss]

smh what?

your head?

[clever socket]

what no silksong does to a man

[leaden moss]

smh my head

[broken tartan]

Smh shake my head my head

[leaden moss]

silksong actually came out but the govrnment took it away

[daring tide]

We have been talking about monkies for 10 minutes

[wanton talon]

i didnt actually, everyone you love were cia agents with their contracts expired

[leaden moss]

govnrment also took away ari gibdaugther

[clever socket]

I know, these pigeon drones know sm

[daring tide]

Why would you even want to

[clever socket]

harambe

[leaden moss]

another tailbone feeling experience,

[daring tide]

No wonder silksong is taking so long

[fiery burrow]

The only good monkey species is us

[leaden moss]

racism but good

i lied racism is never good

[clever socket]

what every monkey species would say

[wanton talon]

ari gibso threatened to kill me

[daring tide]

Harambe's death was the day God lost all hope

[leaden moss]

20 12:

[clever socket]

we're in bad timeline because of it. hence, no silksong

[leaden moss]

bad timeline includes silksong

[daring tide]

:0

[leaden moss]

we can still be redeemed

[daring tide]

Team cherry is just following god's orders

[broken tartan]

In a good timeline we wouldnt have shitsong

[clever socket]

unlikely, but maybe possible. we need a hero, someone of whom the legends say.

[daring tide]

To make us suffer

[clever socket]

to brink silksong to the people

[leaden moss]

silksong should never release in an ideal world

[cobalt sigil]

uh no thats not true

[leaden moss]

feet? starts

[clever socket]

it might bring an ideal world

[cobalt sigil]

thats not why theyre arched

[daring tide]

Then why

[broken tartan]

Ok monkey expert why do we have arched feet then

[daring tide]

MONKEY EXPERT

[leaden moss]

okay smart guy lets hear you take a crack at it

[cobalt sigil]

because we're bipedal

[leaden moss]

no im not bisexual

[daring tide]

Yeah sure

[wanton talon]

jokes aside has playing metroilovanias like nine sols actually staved off the need for silksong for u guys

[daring tide]

We ain't bicycles bro

[leaden moss]

i didnt play them

[clever socket]

did you know when we're still in womb we have tails but lose them later
this is sickening
image people having tails

[cobalt sigil]

monkeys that climb on trees dont have as extreme of an arch, if it really was for that purpose you would see a more extreme arch in tree climbers

[daring tide]

Furries

[broken tartan]

Thats why tail bones exist duh

[leaden moss]

ong it would be so good we could wag our tails when were happy

[leaden moss]

oh guys look we got a round earther here

[clever socket]

that's why we have no peace. if everyone were a furry we would have been 500 years ahead

[cobalt sigil]

hihi

[clever socket]

only BONE and no TAIL

[wanton talon]

what if leth is lying about team cherry working on the game

[broken tartan]

Yeah because tails are stupid and useless

[leaden moss]

no the bone exists so we can attach the tail ourselves

its the next step of our evolution

[clever socket]

or a tail so strong we can sit on it, like a kangaroo

[leaden moss]

dont tell anyone god leaked the next update

[daring tide]

Thinking of wagging your tail makes you happy so you wag your tail and wagging your tail makes you happy so you wag your tail

Tail wagging paradox

[clever socket]

hmm
this makes sense

[broken tartan]

Except you dont have a tail

[daring tide]

Like a lego piece

[leaden moss]

its not about the tail

[clever socket]

so why we don't have this
why the government wont sponsor it??

[daring tide]

Where is the tail to attach toh

[clever socket]

what they are afraid of

[cobalt sigil]

theyre for like

bgalance and stuff

[daring tide]

THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPRESS OUR TAILS!!!!

[cobalt sigil]

and like communication

[clever socket]

if you start chasing it at the same time you would explode

[broken tartan]

Imagine needing a tail for that this is why we humans are so superior

[cobalt sigil]

so humans dont really need it given bipedal and we can like, talk

[clever socket]

NO TAILS NO CAT EARS WHAT IS THIS??

[daring tide]

Whos a bicycle

[clever socket]

I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS

[daring tide]

BLASPHEMY

[leaden moss]

the government made human experiements illegal to impede our progress, they want to keep us dumb and busy and hating each other so we dont notice or just downright ignore the atrocities the rich people commit, the same rich people who give them a good and easy life

[clever socket]

#tailsforthepeople

[leaden moss]

so yeah we need to steal the tails

[broken tartan]

Only use for a tail is using it as a whip

[daring tide]

This has just devolved into schitsophrenia

[leaden moss]

the govnerment has brainedwah us

[daring tide]

Quapisch

[leaden moss]

the govrnemt brainwashed u

ud ont underatnd

understan

uncle stan

[daring tide]

Yeah sure nro

[leaden moss]

gravity falls

[uncut citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/ex-girlfriend-grunkle-stan-gravity-falls-gif-19880411

[daring tide]

GRAVITY

FALLS

[clever socket]

i love furries

[daring tide]

↓

THATS EHY GRAVITY MAKES US FALL

[uncut citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/autumn-leaves-falling-gif-12427874081996840850

[daring tide]

BRCAUSE OF GRAVITY FAOLS

[leaden moss]

OH MY GOD

I GET IT NOW

[daring tide]

YEAH

[clever socket]

i love UP season

[leaden moss]

https://tenor.com/view/yyongi-crying-sad-gif-22501858

[uncut citrus]

fly season

[leaden moss]

OH MY GOD

[clever socket]

sideways seasons in between?

[leaden moss]

THE GOVERNEMTN

[daring tide]

THE GOVERMENENT

[leaden moss]

the government made my gif not send

[uncut citrus]

why yall shouting

crazy peeps i tell you

[clever socket]

THEY ARE HERE

[daring tide]

Got a revelation

[leaden moss]

nahhhh

[uncut citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-pissi-twitch-7tv-gif-7223094372649290081

[daring tide]

This guy is brainwashed

[leaden moss]

reovultion but i ain no french
she said she jus wanna be my fren

[daring tide]

The govermenent got em

[daring tide]

RE WHAT 😭😭

[leaden moss]

rhymin n shi

[clever socket]

this guy is brainwashed

[daring tide]

Your too funny man

[daring tide]

Me when I look in a mirror

[leaden moss]

i will now disappear for 5 months

[daring tide]

The govermenent's gonna get ya

[clever socket]

cats when they have loving owner, food, a comfy bed and a million toys when they see a door open

[daring tide]

"Nah bro, I gotta get some kitty"

[daring tide]

Children when their parents refuse to get them ice cream

I actually look like a schizophrenic

[cedar trench]

why is your pfp aryan ayumu

[clever socket]

team cherry when someone mentions silksong (it gets delayed every time someone says it)

[leaden moss]

yall fugen asked this 84 times alr

[daring tide]

You just delayed it by 24 hours

Why bro

[leaden moss]

its cuz she looks like me except the aryan part

[clever socket]

we need to find a word that would undelay it

[cedar trench]

aaahh i get it

[clever socket]

negate the effect

[daring tide]

Skong

[cedar trench]

🇦🇷

[leaden moss]

no

😭

[cedar trench]

well the joke still works

[leaden moss]

people say i be staring into they souls n shi

[daring tide]

Didn't even notice your pfp

[cedar trench]

people with blue eyes i either fall in love with them very easily or i hate them forever

[daring tide]

Now it just looks like you're gonna kill me

[cedar trench]

i think it's all in the eyes too

crazy!

[leaden moss]

yeah thats how any interaction with ppl go

[cedar trench]

not really

[leaden moss]

quiet people piss

loud people fart

[cedar trench]

sometimes you don't go to these extremes

[daring tide]

How ppl with blue eyes be looking at you

[clever socket]

are you like dissociating while doing it?

[leaden moss]

some people hungry

[leaden moss]

no i just have big eyes when im exc

ited

auti sm i tell ya

its the water

[clever socket]

anime eyes

[daring tide]

Hello everybody my name is welcome

[clever socket]

I kind of understand I usually stare just past through 1000 yard stare

[clever socket]

hi

[daring tide]

1001 yard stare

[keen raft]

hi

[daring tide]

Bruh

[cedar trench]

i have this guy in my class i'm 99% sure he is autistic and he just doesn't look at people

he knows the floor patterns better than i do

[leaden moss]

maybe hes just shy

[daring tide]

He should be a tiler then

[leaden moss]

do this to him

to break the ice

[daring tide]

You're gonna salt the ice

Instead

[clever socket]

patterns might be satisfying for him. faces are not really pattern-y

[cedar trench]

sometimes i wish i was a mean kid who transitioned in the pandemic to online spaces and walled off a lot of fandom activity but then i remember i used to have a kinlist and that just isn't me

[leaden moss]

im gonna shart the fine shyzz

[daring tide]

What

[leaden moss]

yea

wait im thinkin of a rhyme

[cedar trench]

bro it's AAVE filtered through at least 2 months of tiktok gentrification let her get her freak on

[daring tide]

This post was fact checked by real american patriots

[leaden moss]

oon the steak put some thyme?

[daring tide]

Lmao

[runic atlas]

claire where'd you get that pfp

[leaden moss]

who is* cloe

[cedar trench]

cookie run kingdom

[cedar trench]

me

[leaden moss]

hi cloe

im euphrates

[cedar trench]

call me ann

[daring tide]

I'm really bored

[runic atlas]

ah ofc

[leaden moss]

no ill cloe

[runic atlas]

ann or n

[daring tide]

Cloe is ill 🤒

[wheat sail]

good morning USA

[broken tartan]

hi

[formal marsh]

oh for fucks sake you switched identity again

😭

[leaden moss]

im turkish actually

[runic atlas]

hey

[cedar trench]

ann i don't go by n

like at all

[broken tartan]

hru

[wheat sail]

oui oui

[leaden moss]

can i just call u osman

[daring tide]

Wi wi

[cedar trench]

always fun to change pfp and nickname a little and watch you figure out it's me mid convo

[formal marsh]

N is short for anastas claire gator

[cedar trench]

but why would you do that

[leaden moss]

why not

[runic atlas]

honestly p good, my search for stuff i need for vtubing is almost over, just need to searh a bit deeper for some starting soon screens and ending screens

[cedar trench]

more power to you i guess

[daring tide]

Can I call you ceci n'est pas ann

[leaden moss]

oh my god i have too much power

i feel

[broken tartan]

My life is also awesome like always

[leaden moss]

i feel like

[daring tide]

Eminem

[cedar trench]

that means "this isn't ann"

so why would you do that

[runic atlas]

that's nice

[daring tide]

Can I call you this isn't ann

[daring tide]

I'm not ann

[runic atlas]

good for you zal i mean huri

[daring tide]

So this isn't ann

[runic atlas]

yeah but why in french tho are you betraying your own country?

[cedar trench]

that's contrived and a bit counterproductive but sure

[broken tartan]

Hop All Falls Down

[daring tide]

Oui oui

[daring tide]

Oui means yes right

[runic atlas]

wuzzat

[runic atlas]

ahhhh

[runic atlas]

oui

[leaden moss]

im gnonan eat ths picture

[wheat sail]

parm

omg

[daring tide]

Oui oui

[wheat sail]

have you gone to montrael yet

[leaden moss]

yall like dungeons and dragons?

[daring tide]

Very tasty indeed

[runic atlas]

hey kirb

[runic atlas]

no i wish

[daring tide]

Too expensive

🫰

[leaden moss]

arrrrr

[runic atlas]

fully moving will take at least 2 years and a half

visiting probs less

[leaden moss]

its literally some dice, a sheet of paper and imagination

how is that expensive

[runic atlas]

it's like 500 dice

[daring tide]

I don't have imagination

Or 500 dice

[leaden moss]

you need like 7 die and you dont use 5 of them for the whole game

[daring tide]

Look at my name ↑

[runic atlas]

@daring tide

it was possible, uh

[leaden moss]

@nocturne glen

WRONG PERSON

IM SORRY

[runic atlas]

ptffff

[daring tide]

HAHA

Guess it wasn't possible

[leaden moss]

@daring tide

[daring tide]

Nvm

[leaden moss]

that makes no sense

how would it not be possible

[daring tide]

People don't ping me and I don't even see their replies

[cedar trench]

Venting works because as soon as you open up to people you realize just how corny you are and then stabilize everything

[formal marsh]

@daring tide

[daring tide]

Exactly

[leaden moss]

vent like aongus

[daring tide]

Do i have to bear this cross forever?

[formal marsh]

thats.. what

ann what are you saying

[broken tartan]

@runic atlas hop working out

[formal marsh]

is this about the music and the buildings again

[daring tide]

You vent then you realise " why am I even sad over this" Then it just fixes itself

IM LIKE BASTION

[leaden moss]

i just vent to people that ive just met that i also find highly attractive and if they still chill w me i kiss them

[runic atlas]

i dont wanna work ou

[livid tree]

happy mar 10 everyone

[daring tide]

Oui oui

[broken tartan]

Work in then

[leaden moss]

then the government bit but yall alrdy know that part

[cedar trench]

I'm going through something rn and thought of venting to one of my friends and that phrase appeared in my head like a vision of GOD

[daring tide]

Work inside out

[cedar trench]

it's a very meta thing

[runic atlas]

pixar...

[daring tide]

Pixar is dead

[runic atlas]

isn't that just smart working :ponder:

[leaden moss]

who is pix ar

[daring tide]

Pix

Arrg

[leaden moss]

wait is ur name jenna

[broken tartan]

You should try keeping your emotions to yourself and never lwtting them out its recommended

[fiery burrow]

pixar had a good movie last year

[daring tide]

Extremely

[broken tartan]

Wdym smart working

[leaden moss]

lowkey yeah

keep ur emotions to urself until u have to create a second persona in ur head

[daring tide]

Yeah

What was it called

[leaden moss]

thats when you leave ur first self and ascend to a higher being spritiually

[daring tide]

Split pizza this order

[runic atlas]

well it's dumbworking for you

[cedar trench]

what the fuck

[broken tartan]

People when they realize they can control their emotions and they're not forced to be depressed

[broken tartan]

Im smart as hell

[cedar trench]

this is true!

[leaden moss]

lowkey requires alot of self awareness

which you dont have when ur depressed

[daring tide]

Who needs allat

[leaden moss]

bc if u had self awareness u wouldnt be depressed

[cedar trench]

what if you become so self aware you immediately bring yourself down

[broken tartan]

People when they realize you're indeed alive and you control everything that you feel

[leaden moss]

then ur jus stupid

[daring tide]

:0

[cedar trench]

i feel like when you rationalize your emotions a lot you also come to terms with the fact you can't control them

on a human level

you can control how rage manifests

how they interact with you on the outside

[broken tartan]

I became so self aware that im egotistical

[cedar trench]

but you'll feel them

[opaque sigil]

No, depression is not a skill issue

[daring tide]

Igor

[leaden moss]

you cant rlly control emotions you can just control how you respond to them

[daring tide]

Yeah

[cedar trench]

yeah

[daring tide]

Yeah

[cedar trench]

FOR REAL THIS

[leaden moss]

and sometimes an emotion you cant understand feels overwhelming

[daring tide]

Yeah

[leaden moss]

whats igor

[daring tide]

Play celeste

[cedar trench]

album

[broken tartan]

When i was sad i realized how stupid depression sounded so i healed myself and now im popular and confident

[cedar trench]

(good)

[runic atlas]

hell is made of ingorants who rejected the message of our lord and savior arceus

[daring tide]

Frankenstein

[cedar trench]

turi you speak like me

[leaden moss]

thats igor... thats igor of my comfort character

[runic atlas]

huri*

[daring tide]

HA

[runic atlas]

you're not a real one smh

[leaden moss]

not to be a jerk but this literally happpened to me

[coarse leaf]

What

[broken tartan]

Yes im awesome

[daring tide]

Every human experiences this

[cedar trench]

when i was sad i realized i was a narcissist

[cedar trench]

so maybe there's some work to be done here still

[daring tide]

Play celeste and all your problems will be gone

[leaden moss]

well ill just talk to my other persona

[cedar trench]

never read psychology publications you'll start seeing the symptoms

[broken tartan]

I got so egotistical that i feel bad for others for not being me so i live my life helping others

[coarse leaf]

You can be self aware of your Depression and still be depressed, being self aware of the feeling and negative behavioural patterns doesnt mean the underlying causes are somehow magically gone

[daring tide]

Split chess this order

[leaden moss]

even psychologists dont self diagnose

[cedar trench]

i am not psychologists

[formal marsh]

are you sure youre a narcissist and didnt just label yourself as one to guilt yourself

[cedar trench]

yeah that's the joke in all of this

[formal marsh]

???

[leaden moss]

what joke

[daring tide]

Joke

[cedar trench]

the joke only i was in on

[leaden moss]

this is not a joke

[cedar trench]

i forgot the punchline

sorry guys

[leaden moss]

feeling like this its not a joke

[daring tide]

Inside joke

[formal marsh]

the backpedaling is crazy

[cedar trench]

no like that message was kind of meant to be a joke but i forgot

[broken tartan]

Such an advanced joke yall wouldnt get it

[leaden moss]

im jokeing it

[cedar trench]

yeah

i'm jokeing it

[daring tide]

HA

She joke on my oke till i j

[formal marsh]

tag that one member you'd subject to the Evil Slide

[leaden moss]

that shit was funny last week bro

[formal marsh]

@cedar trench

[cedar trench]

the one with the cop in it?

[leaden moss]

@john balatro

[broken tartan]

Whos the evil slide

[cedar trench]

https://tenor.com/view/cop-cop-slide-cop-falling-off-slide-cop-flying-off-slide-gif-1653893110919650229

[daring tide]

I have it saved in my clipboard

[leaden moss]

the govrenmern

[formal marsh]

no a hypothetical one i made up

[cedar trench]

oh hell yeah sure i'm going in

[broken tartan]

The government has been slightly nice to me up to datw

[daring tide]

The governmenent

[leaden moss]

thats what they want you to think

[daring tide]

Yeah

[leaden moss]

they see you as nothing more than a bird the can feed breadcrumbs and nothing more than a sheep they can herd

[cedar trench]

ace of base made really good music

[broken tartan]

I would be happy if they inserted microchips in me though

[cedar trench]

i vibe with chat rn

[daring tide]

The governmenent piss downs your back and tells you it's training

[broken tartan]

I dont vibe with anyone i hate yall

[cedar trench]

people who talk about "energy" on a neospiritual level never talk about potential energy

[daring tide]

Certified hater

[leaden moss]

why do you think the government hired the guy that can do that?,

[cedar trench]

what if i have the potential to emanate an evil and uneasy aura

[daring tide]

Show your license to hate

[broken tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-called-aura-bruh-smell-stench-unfettered-ass-gif-12449823681038660625

[cedar trench]

like an object set at a specific height has potential gravitational energy

[broken tartan]

Dis u

[cedar trench]

this isn't me

because that is very clearly non potential energy

[leaden moss]

just say u fart twin

its okay

[daring tide]

https://tenor.com/view/romanoffslvr-romanofflvr-gif-25692536

[broken tartan]

Me when Ann passes infront of me

[leaden moss]

we all fart sometimes

[daring tide]

Yeah

[broken tartan]

I dont. My body doesnt have weaknesses.

[leaden moss]

and if you dont fart ur a government agent

[daring tide]

HALF OF MY DILOGUE IS "Yeah"

[cedar trench]

dude if i smelled it'd be the death of me

[leaden moss]

caught ya

[cedar trench]

SPEND MORE MONEY WHAT THE FUCK BRO

[daring tide]

What

[leaden moss]

Yeah

[cedar trench]

Conversations are P2W because to get better at them you need to read books

[daring tide]

Yeah

What

[broken tartan]

Imagine reading what the hell

[cedar trench]

or interact with people, which takes a lot of grinding

[leaden moss]

i havent read a single book in 3 years buddy

[cedar trench]

that's lazy

[formal marsh]

what

[cedar trench]

do it

[daring tide]

Yeah

Yeah

[leaden moss]

i actually avoid books on purpose

[coarse leaf]

Thats sad