some may even call her Frannz Ferdinannd
#sk-discussion
cedar trench
twilit vector
FRANZ FERDINAND MENTIONED
halcyon cloud
Claire Gatornand
solemn juniper
Aroace or just aromantic?
prime parrot
question for all what is your peak movie
?
cedar trench
true!
cedar trench
question for all what is your peak movie<:itssoulgood:770183226948845578>?
can i just throw in a tv series
charred herald
NOOOO NOT THE FIRST ONE BEING TITLED TAKE ME OUT
halcyon cloud
Aroace or just aromantic?
just aro, but people will regularly be like "hmm you can feel? have you ever thought that might be something else" without listening at all
twilit vector
everybody here just listen to this fffire
cedar trench
i have it memorized
halcyon cloud
https://open.spotify.com/artist/0XNa1vTidXlvJ2gHSsRi4A?si=YOZhZKvKTnSXf9wkX3Gtpg
take me out moment
cedar trench
so i'll skip this assignment
fiery burrow
question for all what is your peak movie<:itssoulgood:770183226948845578>?
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
prime parrot
can i just throw in a tv series
why not
twilit vector
i made an elden ring edit to this fffire
charred herald
just aro, but people will regularly be like "hmm you can feel? have you ever tho...
sensory deprivation chamber pov
cedar trench
why not<:hollowswag:585631636608254003>
Psych
halcyon cloud
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
BEST GHIBLI MOVIE
cedar trench
and lately i've been really getting into severance
solemn juniper
just aro, but people will regularly be like "hmm you can feel? have you ever tho...
I'm only asexual and I got all the same things. Lot of incel men tried saying things like I will grow out of it and I'm like twelve or something.
stark estuary
Pegasus knight doesn’t get axe access bro
halcyon cloud
severance fuckssss
fiery burrow
BEST GHIBLI MOVIE
Its not a ghibli movie get your lore right
halcyon cloud
true
prime parrot
ngl jurassic park goes hard
halcyon cloud
but its easy to think about it that way
halcyon cloud
I'm only asexual and I got all the same things. Lot of incel men tried saying th...
:/ we should kill them
fiery burrow
Yea
cedar trench
severance fuckssss
severance is about being in a classroom environment and having a crush on someone there
twilit vector
im an incel i dont share any of the beliefs i just dont get laid (mostly because i am a minor)
fiery burrow
I think its tied with mononoke though
prime parrot
miner like minecraft?
halcyon cloud
severance is about being in a classroom environment and having a crush on someon...
is it? I feel like its about the horrifying loss that not having pain would be
frozen frigate
2 FUCKING TRIES ON MIDIR AND GAEL
solemn juniper
im an incel i dont share any of the beliefs i just dont get laid (mostly because...
Good, keep it that way.
stark estuary
Pegasus knight doesn’t get axe access bro
On a real though the Jin Dahaad drip and axe go crazy
Holy peak
opaque sigil
nausicaa and mononoke are like 80% the same movie
cedar trench
is it? I feel like its about the horrifying loss that not having pain would be
oh it is also thank fuck someone finally agrees that lumon is trying to diminish the human experience
halcyon cloud
nausicaa and mononoke are like 80% the same movie
wrong
cedar trench
real ghibli fans like laputa
fiery burrow
nausicaa and mononoke are like 80% the same movie
so true
charred herald
Good, keep it that way.
i mean, you can't really stay a minor forever
stark estuary
Mononoke is a bit better
halcyon cloud
laputa also fucks
stark estuary
They’re both peak
cedar trench
laputa also fucks
you have great taste
halcyon cloud
real ghibli fans hate porco rosso, no one fucks with a pedo
solemn juniper
:/ we should kill them
Violence would solve that mindset. And people say violence isn't the answer. They should pick up a history book.
prime parrot
now hold up godzilla is pure peak
stark estuary
Cold take but Mononoke is the best Ghibli movie
halcyon cloud
now hold up godzilla is pure peak<:itssoulgood:770183226948845578>
SHIN GODZILLA
prime parrot
SHIN GODZILLA
mf is scary
twilit vector
SHIN GODZILLA
nge mentioned if you take one detour
cedar trench
*real* ghibli fans hate porco rosso, no one fucks with a pedo
watching porco rosso:
halcyon cloud
oh it is also thank fuck someone finally agrees that lumon is trying to diminish...
anyone who says they want severance should be chewed and spit out
fiery burrow
anyone like Arrietty
fiery burrow
prime parrot
watching porco rosso:
what spongebob doing man
cedar trench
watching porco rosso:
top tweet possibly of all time btw
stark estuary
anyone like Arrietty
🥱
twilit vector
top tweet possibly of all time btw
any trump tweet from before he was president clears
man used to be funny 😔
halcyon cloud
we fuckin with boy and the heron?
halcyon cloud
yeah :3
stark estuary
But it’s not peak
opaque sigil
watching porco rosso:
The fuck are you talking about
cedar trench
any trump tweet from before he was president clears
i don't like to say that trump is funny because either way that's an endorsement to him
fiery burrow
any trump tweet from before he was president clears
twilit vector
i don't like to say that trump is funny because either way that's an endorsement...
i think he used to be funny, not any more
cedar trench
The fuck are you talking about
i was building onto the statement that porco rosso was a pedophile and posted the image
twilit vector
now hes just racist
opaque sigil
i was building onto the statement that porco rosso was a pedophile and posted th...
?????
charred herald
i actually haven't read any of donald's tweets as i am not active on twitter
halcyon cloud
i was building onto the statement that porco rosso was a pedophile and posted th...
tbf the "i may be a pig but im not a fascist" is so based
charred herald
are they good
twilit vector
not any more
prime parrot
honestly ion really watch shows often mostly cuz I cant find a good one
solemn juniper
I don't read the tweets of any politician. Especially one that isn't on the same land mass of me.
stark estuary
at the end of porco rosso, porco kisses a like, 14 tear old girl
WHAT?????
twilit vector
he was ahead of the curve
stark estuary
I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS????
fiery burrow
This isn't funny if you are older than 5
opaque sigil
at the end of porco rosso, porco kisses a like, 14 tear old girl
Genuinely bafflingly idiotic take
cedar trench
this reads like a kanye tweet from 2016 circa
sinful flare
https://tenor.com/view/glaze-gif-14668791808919620231
that glazing looks crazy
halcyon cloud
Genuinely bafflingly idiotic take
i was uncomfortable the entire time i watched that movie
prime parrot
peak take from me graveyard shift peak spongebob ep
lament lotus
that glazing looks crazy
true!
frozen frigate
this porco rosso talk is really funny to me because my friend and i were laughing about that movie on netflix one night and he changed both his xbox avatar and instagram pfp to images of porco rosso and neither of us have seen it
opaque sigil
Sounds like a you problem
halcyon cloud
sure im not saying you cant watch it
twilit vector
OH MY GOD I FORGOT THE FUNNIEST ONE
cedar trench
This isn't funny if you are older than 5
this is also true
twilit vector
stark estuary
???????? why is Porco Rosso catching strays bruh
cedar trench
it's a weird way to tweet
stark estuary
What did bro actually do
sinful flare
true!
react with shrue if you think this is true, or react with true if you think this is shrue
halcyon cloud
acted weird as hell around children
charred herald
????
stark estuary
acted weird as hell around children
WHEN???
halcyon cloud
THE WHOLE MOVIE
lament lotus
react with shrue if you think this is true, or react with true if you think this...
i dont have a true so i can only 
stark estuary
DID WE WATCH THE SAME MOVIE?????
solemn juniper
And I thought I was unfunny.
sinful flare
i dont have a true so i can only <:shrue:1139804034866352179>
i trued for you
halcyon cloud
"its dead because someone read a movie different than i did"
charred herald
Media literacy is dead
that's a strange name, who is this Media Literacy you speak of
lament lotus
youre so thoughtful
fiery burrow
Sounds like a you problem
opaque sigil
No because you objectively read it entirely fucking wrong
halcyon cloud
Me when my opinion is objective
gray parcel
Tammo when someone disagrees with him
opaque sigil
Bruh
prime parrot
uh oh
stark estuary
I’m just trying to understand how you interpreted that film
solemn juniper
Bullying someone who is probably a 14 yr old child is downright petty and pathetic... But it's fun.
opaque sigil
Your interpretation is literally directly contradicted by the text
fiery burrow
Interpreting a film isn't a matter of opinion
sinful flare
uh oh<:hornetcomfy:917236962174304327>
demoted to white name imagin
twilit vector
if the creator puts in a clear message that is very well communicated and you cant understand it, you have bad media literacy (havent watched the movie so i dont know if this actually applies)
prime parrot
demoted to white name imagin
hush
fiery burrow
Bullying someone who is probably a 14 yr old child is downright petty and pathet...
What on earth are you talking about 😭
stark estuary
I’m just trying to get to the bottom of this “acted weird around children for the entire film” thing
charred herald
chat what the fuck are you doing
formal marsh
what is tammo insulting people for this time around
stark estuary
I’d like some elaboration
gray parcel
what is tammo insulting people for this time around
For a book or movie or something
lament lotus
hey guys watching severance season 2 its awesome
gray parcel
Something that isn’t important to anybody
solemn juniper
What on earth are you talking about 😭
I'm your mom!! <3
prime parrot
how did we get here
fiery burrow
Nope
sinful flare
hey guys watching severance season 2 its awesome
i love perseverance that guy was fun to fight against
formal marsh
no way youre arguing about ghibli eggman
fiery burrow
You are not in fact my mom
solemn juniper
I'm everyone's mom!! :D
twilit vector
I'm your mom!! <3
my mother died in a terrible accident
stark estuary
Something that isn’t important to anybody
Me when I complain about something I don’t understand rather than shut the fuck up
You have nothing of value to add to this conversation
sinful flare
I'm your mom!! <3
im gonna tell my dad curly about this
gray parcel
You have nothing of value to add to this conversation
Yeah because I have no idea wbat the fuck you’re talking about 😭
solemn juniper
im gonna tell my dad curly about this
Curly is my son too.
fiery burrow
Tammo catching strays for saying Porco Rosso isn't a pedophile is probably one of the most baffling things I've seen in this channel
lament lotus
i love perseverance that guy was fun to fight against
the dark souls guy?
sinful flare
no
stark estuary
Yeah because I have no idea wbat the fuck you’re talking about 😭
So you can keep quiet
charred herald
Me when I complain about something I don’t understand rather than shut the fuck ...
:(
rude
halcyon cloud
Please can you elaborate
there are multiple times during the film where they weirdly sexualize the underaged girl in the film. Lines like "Don't go chasing afer her, she's much too young for you", said in a joking way, and way she acts towards rosso, are not shown in a bad light. Porco isnt even shown as a bad character because of how he acts towards fio, they do not condemn it or any other male characters behavior.
gray parcel
So you can keep quiet
Nah man I can say what I want, and I think y’all are just arguing over nothing
stark estuary
Tammo catching strays for saying Porco Rosso isn't a pedophile is probably one o...
Tammo catching strays isn’t unusual but this take is whack ngl
sinful flare
the dark souls guy?
no it was just someone playing pantheon named perseverance laning against me in top lane and he even honored me after the game
he played crazy good
twilit vector
So you can keep quiet
youre not follwing the most important rule
halcyon cloud
id need to go and fully rewatch the movie to get all of the points of it but thats my general opinion
sinful flare
unfortunately rhaast outscales everyone
opaque sigil
there are multiple times during the film where they weirdly sexualize the undera...
the fuck are you on about?
prime parrot
continue
halcyon cloud
the fuck are you on about?
heres the thing tho, we can disagree
opaque sigil
he doesn't event act in any weird way towards her it's curtis who does that???
halcyon cloud
ITS BOTH OF THEM
lament lotus
no it was just someone playing pantheon named perseverance laning against me in ...
ohh tetr.io
stark estuary
there are multiple times during the film where they weirdly sexualize the undera...
What
opaque sigil
oh my god you actually haven't watched the movie
twilit vector
PERSONA 3 FEMC ⁉️
that is an interesting shape
sinful flare
ohh tetr.io
no 💔 its league of lgeends
halcyon cloud
oh my god you actually haven't watched the movie
watched it 2 months ago
twilit vector
does nobodu else see the shape 😭
solemn juniper
It looks like a cleaver.
lament lotus
no 💔 its league of lgeends
dawg 😭
halcyon cloud
but again, we can actually have disagreeing opinions on the movie, and thats okay :)
cedar trench
does nobodu else see the shape 😭
the plegis
opaque sigil
porco's sexist but that sexism is 1: NOT PORTRAYED AS OK and 2: NOT SEXUAL IN NATURE
fiery burrow
Do you know what an opinion is
halcyon cloud
no </3 sadly i dont
opaque sigil
like damn
fiery burrow
no </3 sadly i dont
Clearly
heady iron
Do you know what an opinion is
Something that’s wrong unless it’s my own?
halcyon cloud
you know what, you're so right tammo, im so wrong
formal marsh
does nobodu else see the shape 😭
mfs will see ANY shape and think "DO YOU GUYS SEE THIS?!"
twilit vector
my opinions are usually pretty right
twilit vector
mfs will see ANY shape and think "DO YOU GUYS SEE THIS?!"
if i go into detail it will walk the line of the nsfw rule so im not elaborating
opaque sigil
porco underestimating fio and being dismissive is very much treated as a flaw within the narrative
stark estuary
porco's sexist but that sexism is 1: NOT PORTRAYED AS OK and 2: NOT SEXUAL IN NA...
Yeah Porco calls himself a womanizer but we actually never see him show much or any interest in women, besides Gina. He keeps Fio at arms length when she flings herself at him, and he blows off that woman in the bar who says something to him. Like he is not an outright bad guy taking advantage of others.
I think this is also an extension of the theme of Porco's self-loathing and how he sees himself very negatively.
halcyon cloud
so true pal :)
formal marsh
at that point your brain is just programmed to recognize phallic shapes its not the fault of the screenshot
finite flax
supanika
opaque sigil
Yeah Porco calls himself a womanizer but we actually never see him show much or ...
it's not like she really does that even?
twilit vector
at that point your brain is just programmed to recognize phallic shapes its not ...
just because im gay? the homophobia is crazy in this server
opaque sigil
she like what
charred herald
sometimes i get sucked into the argument vortex too, and it's pretty fun to yell at someone for being wrong , and other times, i'm just sitting here, watching people from behind the keyboard
cedar trench
tell em
finite flax
proco roossoo is awesome i love porcoro
opaque sigil
kisses him on the cheek?
prime parrot
bye bye chat
solemn juniper
Bye Random!! :D
stark estuary
kisses him on the cheek?
Yeah I exaggerated a tad
twilit vector
bye bye chat<:grublove:728764817934123109>
auf wiedersehen
cedar trench
sometimes i get sucked into the argument vortex too, and it's pretty fun to yell...
you've conditioned to think of arguments as conflict instead of conversations like any other (when handled in a rational manner)
it's called engaging
halcyon cloud
you must yell and attack others
finite flax
mfs will see ANY shape and think "DO YOU GUYS SEE THIS?!"
it does look like a penar
twilit vector
arguments are conflict, debates are meaningful imo
formal marsh
arguments are conflict, debates are meaningful imo
i disagree and think you should feel bad.
heady iron
I don’t want to debate, I want to fight
stark estuary
Media literacy is dead
heady iron
Bloodily
opaque sigil
porco isn't attracted to her he finds her annoying and grating until she earns his respect
fiery burrow
i disagree and think you should feel bad.
Well you can shut it because I am right
halcyon cloud
porco isn't attracted to her he finds her annoying and grating until she earns h...
Arf arf
twilit vector
i disagree and think you should feel bad.
alright buddy you just lost the game
cedar trench
i think you all are wrong on this subjective matter
opaque sigil
porco isn't attracted to her he finds her annoying and grating until she earns h...
this isn't between the lines shit he outright says it
cedar trench
and that my take is the correct one
halcyon cloud
Arf arf bark bark
charred herald
it's called engaging
i would like to stop
formal marsh
cedar trench
i would like to stop
engaging? Like wedding people?
charred herald
engaging? Like wedding people?
yeah, it's really expensive
heady iron
I have no idea who this character is but whatever take the majority has on them they’re wrong
twilit vector
arf bark woof woof meow mrow hiss grrr awooooo
finite flax
we should all fucking kill each other
cedar trench
what do you mean it's expensive just say the magic words at the altar bro
halcyon cloud
Arf arf arf arf arf! Bark bark! Awooooo
opaque sigil
thinking porco is a predator requires such a distorted view of the movie you basically cannot possibly arrive at that conclusion by good faith analysis
stark estuary
porco isn't attracted to her he finds her annoying and grating until she earns h...
Fio serves as a very important part of Porco's journey back to being Marco because she's really the only person to meet him Post-War who sees him as a genuine person just for being himself, rather than seeing him as Porco Rosso. She’s not his romantic interest that’s an insane take
charred herald
what do you mean it's expensive just say the magic words at the altar bro
no but y'see i need to make it perfect
sinful flare
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
fiery burrow
thinking porco is a predator requires such a distorted view of the movie you bas...
Yeah because she clearly argues in good faith
heady iron
Pigs aren’t predators
halcyon cloud
Bark bark bark arf arf arf arf
trim estuary
Mrow
lament lotus
solemn juniper
Pigs aren’t predators
Wild hogs are more dangerous than bears in most cases.
gray parcel
Guys I loved when monster hunter was a metaphor for pleasure in eating
cedar trench
i like my kittens gruffly and a bit fucked up looking
trim estuary
Wild hogs are more dangerous than bears in most cases.
yknow hercules killed a wild hog once thats how you know theyre strong
fiery burrow
It doesn't taste the same when its not palico-made
gray parcel
It doesn't taste the same when its not palico-made
Tainted by human hands
cedar trench
i like my kittens gruffly and a bit fucked up looking
with a very quaint elegance to them
twilit vector
i like my kittens gruffly and a bit fucked up looking
i like my kittens cats and a bit young looking
heady iron
It’s more delicious when it’s the palico itself
finite flax
hercules did not just kill a hog he killed a giant fucking demonical hog
charred herald
hercules did not just kill a hog he killed a giant fucking demonical hog
so a hog
trim estuary
well it was still a wild hog
stark estuary
Hog Ridaaaaaaaa
opaque sigil
Yeah because she clearly argues in good faith
It’s more “not actually delusional”
solemn juniper
yknow hercules killed a wild hog once thats how you know theyre strong
Killing a hog used to be seen as a crazy achievement, one that bought lots of strength and power to you.
fiery burrow
Tainted by human hands
Hunters will pick up dung with their bare hands and then grill a steak like its nothing
charred herald
Killing a hog used to be seen as a crazy achievement, one that bought lots of st...
dunno why they didn't just use rifles back then
finite flax
one time i saw a boar as big as a fucking tree
charred herald
would've spared themselves a lot of work
cedar trench
Killing a hog used to be seen as a crazy achievement, one that bought lots of st...
now all you need is an ak47 and you can off 40-50 of them easy
twilit vector
when somebody has a bad take we should just bark at them
frozen frigate
having trouble winning a game of tripeaks solitaire on grandmaster level
solemn juniper
dunno why they didn't just use rifles back then
Not American.
fiery burrow
when somebody has a bad take we should just bark at them
woof
twilit vector
i dont know if an old musket could actually get a wild hog
opaque sigil
Hunters will pick up dung with their bare hands and then grill a steak like its ...
Their immune systems are probably fuckin whack
gray parcel
Hunters will pick up dung with their bare hands and then grill a steak like its ...
With their gloves
They take off the gloves when they cook
charred herald
Not American.
are you implying that if there were united states of america back in ancient times people would just have guns intrinsically
fiery burrow
Their immune systems are probably fuckin whack
probably?
opaque sigil
Well humans are affected differently by frenzy
opaque sigil
Being bitten by a qurio knocks fio out for a while
solemn juniper
i dont know if an old musket could actually get a wild hog
It probably would scare one off, but not a guarantee kill, because for some reason some animals are built like Godzilla.
solemn juniper
are you implying that if there were united states of america back in ancient tim...
Yes.
stark estuary
Hunters also survive being exposed to toxins that are canonically described as being ridiculously potent
With minimal adverse effects
twilit vector
me too
solemn juniper
It probably would scare one off, but not a guarantee kill, because for some reas...
Would mostly guarantee a kill I bet, but a bigger hog? Not sure.
opaque sigil
Getting a neurotoxin injection meant to incapacitate creatures ten times their size and just getting up a few seconds later
stark estuary
solemn juniper
Anyways, I much rather fight a grizzly bear than a wild hog.
twilit vector
why are they playing fortnite in vc 2
stark estuary
I like Espinas
finite flax
they called me "wild hog" back then for a reason
stark estuary
They should bring back more Frontier monsters
Well
Some of those are pretty ass
But there’s a couple neat ones
I like the scorpions
opaque sigil
Espinas is neat but the paralysis poison fireball bullshit is sure something
stark estuary
I like the scorpions
solemn juniper
Anyways, I much rather fight a grizzly bear than a wild hog.
Also, I love komodo dragons.
trim estuary
they called me "wild hog" back then for a reason
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opaque sigil
Legiana should come back
fiery burrow
True!
fiery burrow
For a flying monster in world legiana is pretty fun
opaque sigil
Legiana is cool at least
fiery burrow
Also cool ecology
stark estuary
Where’s my boy Lagiacrus
opaque sigil
There are cooler leviathans
stark estuary
Ahtal-Ka would go hard but they very rarely bring back online final bosses
stark estuary
There are cooler leviathans
But I like Lagi 😔
opaque sigil
It’s just like a lightning leviathan innit
opaque sigil
Wilds??!
opaque sigil
Uth Duna, Hirabami, Balahara, fucking Jin Dahaad
shell yacht
Nah, wilds isn't real
stark estuary
I don’t think it’s particularly close either
frozen frigate
gonna watch a slave knight gael lore video now that im done with the dlcs
stark estuary
But Lagi will always have a special place in my heart
fiery burrow
where the tremor in uth duna
brittle garnet
after the belly flop
opaque sigil
It makes waves that push you back too
fiery burrow
I don't think i noticed that wtf
stark estuary
Also Namielle was a beautiful monster they should bring him back as well
cedar trench
happy women's day
brittle garnet
i like that it's a combination of an arapaima and a lizard but it moves like a whale
brittle garnet
namielle is pretty great
shell yacht
Also Namielle was a beautiful monster they should bring him back as well
Best boi
carmine island
i celebrate women every day
opaque sigil
Also Namielle was a beautiful monster they should bring him back as well
You know the rules no elders in wilds
brittle garnet
i hope they add a siege similar to Kulve that shit was the most fun i had in base World
fiery burrow
Kid named demi-elder
brittle garnet
You know the rules no elders in wilds
...so far
stark estuary
Kid named demi-elder
Goofy ahh classification
shell yacht
Kid named elder wyvernian
stark estuary
Just call it an Elder bruh
edgy valve
so whats going on in mhw-discussion today
brittle garnet
i think gore magala is technically unclassified
stark estuary
No it’s a Demi-Elder now
brittle garnet
guh
fiery burrow
I wish there was a category for "WTF is this????" monsters
stark estuary
… Elder Dragon
fiery burrow
yea
shell yacht
Off topic but flying on the stupid machine just got me the railway achievement 
after I built an iron farm just so I could make the stupid fucking tracks
stark estuary
It was unclassified before because nobody knew what it was now its relationship to Shagaru is supposedly common knowledge
opaque sigil
Capcom finally mustered the guts to actually classify gore and they make it a fucking demi elder
stark estuary
So it should just be an Elder
You wouldn’t call a baby Teostra a Demi-Elder
That’s silly
brittle garnet
it should just be an elder but it can be captured so it's not quite
shell yacht
It's just a juvenile stage elder calling it a demi elder is stupid it's not like it's a different monster before it transforms
sinful flare
i would call a baby toyota a demi elder
stark estuary
it *should* just be an elder but it can be captured so it's not quite
But the reason Elders are unaffected by traps is because they avoid them it has nothing to do with their biology
carmine island
Off topic but flying on the stupid machine just got me the railway achievement <...
Powdered did the sorter work?
shell yacht
it *should* just be an elder but it can be captured so it's not quite
There's a simple fix to this 
fiery burrow
real elders in wilds better be absolutely insane
marsh ibex
earth
shell yacht
Powdered did the sorter work?
Yes! I thought I pinged you, rip. Anyway I was flying just to look for a jungle and I got the achievement so I don't need my damn iron farm
stark estuary
real elders in wilds better be absolutely insane
We are definitely getting Shagaru’s third coming for one
carmine island
Yes! I thought I pinged you, rip. Anyway I was flying just to look for a jungle ...
Lol
stark estuary
You can’t have Gore without Shaggy
shell yacht
I found two new schematics for bridge makers and they both fucking suck and I don't know how to make a flying machine stagger on the timer so I'll probably just never build one
opaque sigil
You can’t have Gore without Shaggy
That is what I thought
stark estuary
They’re really milking the Magalas huh
I mean I’m not complaining
They’re great
But 4th Gen, Generations, Rise, Wilds
opaque sigil
Magalas being a mainstay would be goated
stark estuary
They only skipped World
opaque sigil
If fucking kushala gets to be in as many games as it does why not
fiery burrow
rise kushala ❤️
stark estuary
Teo Kush Cham are the “default” elders
“True Elder Dragons” or whatever
Cham got cut from World for some reason though
fiery burrow
he's mid..
stark estuary
And they weren’t in 3rd gen because 3rd gen had like no returning monsters
shell yacht
That's part of what makes three awesome though
A great roster with only like two returning monsters
opaque sigil
Wilds has a lot of original monsters but its roster is kinda small
stark estuary
Ceadeus sucks Jhen Mohran is boring to fight Dire Miralis is boring to fight only one worth a damn is Alatreon
shell yacht
I like the sand whales
stark estuary
I mean they’re fun the first time
brittle garnet
i like wilds roster
stark estuary
Wilds has a good staring roster
shell yacht
Oh right dire miralis, he's the lame one I can ever remember
opaque sigil
Wilds is very quality over quantity
stark estuary
It’s just lacking in terms of numbers but that will be resolved soon enough
The quality is definitely there
Tri actually had a smaller starting roster believe it or not
opaque sigil
I still find even things like balahara fun to hunt
fiery burrow
I love the balahara design
lone crown
Jin Dahaad is goated
stark estuary
Jin Dahaad is probably my favorite or second favorite leviathan in the series
I like Uth Duna too
opaque sigil
Also tempered monsters have some randomization that makes the fights more interesting
stark estuary
Real ones remember Glacial Agnaktor
toxic holly
happy that tempered monsters have some sort of gimmick and aren't just shiny monsters
stark estuary
Real ones remember Glacial Agnaktor
It walked so Jin Dahaad could run
… swim?
Anyway Wilds predictions what Elders y’all got
Shagaru is a given so forget about it
I think we will get Fatalis again
opaque sigil
Maybe
stark estuary
We may even get White Fatalis this time round
fiery burrow
I wouldn't mind seeing Vaal Hazak again
opaque sigil
ik arch thinks ||zoh shia|| is coming back
shell yacht
Athal ka and some frontiers nonsense 
Also hoping on some banger crossovers
stark estuary
But I suspect it will be the final boss of the expansion instead
toxic holly
||zoh shia|| is 100% a title update there's no way they just tease us like that
stark estuary
ik arch thinks ||zoh shia|| is coming back
Oh it certainly will
It is the reason I expect Fatalis
opaque sigil
Gogmazios in Oilwell would make sense
toxic holly
i think if gog does come back they'll probably get their own arena inside the basin
i don't see them fitting in the normal areas
charred herald
i wish i had gills
opaque sigil
Maybe kirin?
toxic holly
fighting gog during firespring sounds awesome though
stark estuary
toxic holly
actually they might be able to alter its attacks depending on the season?
trim estuary
i keep fighting gog cuz i keep accidentally opening it
stark estuary
If they bring back Gog they should definitely keep the dragonator gimmick though that was fun
stark estuary
What other Elders are there
opaque sigil
Velkh
toxic holly
i think chameleos would fit in the forest
opaque sigil
Jivas
toxic holly
and it doesn't do any crazy weather effects
lone crown
Wonder what Elders will be in Wilds (I have never fought an elder ever)
stark estuary
They’re a World thing
toxic holly
Wonder what Elders will be in Wilds (I have never fought an elder ever)
it's like fighting a slightly harder gore
stark estuary
You can only have so many Elders of that threat level in the one game
GU was the exception because none of them had any lore relevance
shell yacht
World was like the magnet for elder dragons, literally
shell yacht
Rise had a nice batch of them because everything was being chased by what's his face fucking up an entire region
fiery burrow
Jiiva is spectacle fight
toxic holly
i wouldnt say dream monster but i wish we had normal ||odogaron|| 🙏
stark estuary
World did have both Alatreon and Fatalis though
So I’m not sure actually
Hm
Well Alatreon was just kind of there
opaque sigil
Like one you want to return badly
Bazel Bazel Bazel
stark estuary
But between Ala Safi and Fatty that’s already three dangerous first class monsters (or equivalent)
idk if a game can handle many more
toxic holly
World TU's are just: "What can end the world this week?"
fiery burrow
What’s your dream monster
I'm very fond of tzitzi and girros in World because they show up to annoy you and the monster and then leave
stark estuary
||Zoh Shia|| will be a black dragon level threat imo
And assuming Fatalis returns that’s two
shell yacht
Well they already brought back kutku 
and gypceros besides lagiacris I think most of my old favorites are there
toxic holly
||lorewise yeah, but the fight itself was a little,,,,,, meh||
opaque sigil
Have you seen it
stark estuary
Rise is funny it doesn’t have any black dragon level threats
toxic holly
i fought amatsu like, twice
opaque sigil
||A massive Guardian that has been feeding off the Dragontorch's energy. Its body is encased in crystallized Wyvern Milk, allowing it to regenerate. Zoh Shia, like other Guardians, excels at energy attacks and can produce repeated explosions to crystallize the whole area. Beneath its white Guardian coat, its body pulses with dark recollection - which you may see, should it reveal its full power from the days of yore||
toxic holly
i hope they make ||zoh shia|| taunt a lot less and have some more variation in HR
cause it was kinda just like, dodge one claw, dodge the other, smack em on the head
and then it'd taunt for 10 seconds
still really cool though
stark estuary
||I mean yeah it’s a Fatalis clone clearly||
If the regeneration and elemental shit wasn’t evidence enough then its actual body is a dead giveaway
opaque sigil
Yeah
toxic holly
^
stark estuary
And I think it would be weird to have ||a Fatalis clone|| without the dragon itself
I think we’ll get White Fatalis this time
Crimson has nothing interesting going on and they can’t just rehash Black Fatalis surely
opaque sigil
Also wasn’t fatty the fucker who destroyed the civilization
toxic holly
ye
opaque sigil
So ||it’s a fatty clone made to fight fatty||
stark estuary
Interestingly the Fatalis responsible for destroying the Schrade Civilization isn’t the same individual fought in World
toxic holly
i mean all they said was that ||it was created to fight in a war||, they never said what it was against though
stark estuary
Until now White Fatalis has only ever been fought in dubiously canon event quests and the like
opaque sigil
i mean all they said was that ||it was created to fight in a war||, they never s...
I mean
stark estuary
Until now White Fatalis has only ever been fought in dubiously canon event quest...
But White Fatalis is THE Fatalis
The one who destroyed Schrade
opaque sigil
It was made to fight an unknown threat
We know it was a threat
It’s ||designed to replicate it||
stark estuary
The “ancestral dragon”
opaque sigil
I think it’s fair to assume that it was meant to fight it
stark estuary
This seems as good a time as any to canonize it
toxic holly
It was made to fight an unknown threat
We know it was a threat
It’s ||designed t...
ahh
idk i think we'll prob get an elder or 2 in title updates and then they'll save the rest for the dlc
opaque sigil
If it was anything other than ||Fatalis or something on that level|| the armies of guardians could probably solve the problem
stark estuary
If they do Fatalis it’ll definitely be in the Iceborne/Sunbreak expansion
The final boss of base Wilds will be ||awakened Zoh Shia|| or some bullshit
opaque sigil
Like how many things are there that 30,000 rathalos couldn’t take down
toxic holly
||arch tempered frenzied zoh shia||
toxic holly
Like how many things are there that 30,000 rathalos couldn’t take down
a palico
stark estuary
The final boss of base Wilds will be ||awakened Zoh Shia|| or some bullshit
Then they’ll be like “well shit Fatalis came back and we just killed the only thing that might have stood a chance against it I guess this is the Hunters’ problem now”
And that’ll be the premise of the DLC
Calling it now
opaque sigil
“The guild authorizes you to kill this motherfucker already”
stark estuary
I like White Fatalis I think it could be cool if done well
World’s Fatalis wasn’t that fun to fight
opaque sigil
Curse of the superboss
toxic holly
worlds fatalis just kicked your ass
and then threw you off a cliff after bc it was funny
stark estuary
Even when you were the one kicking its ass the fight was kinda just… whatever
Not that old world Fatalis was any good either that fight was jank and World definitely polished it up a lot
toxic holly
i liked the fight but it was kinda,, meh for hammer
and i play almost exclusively hammer
can't hit the head if the head is on jupiter
stark estuary
Big monsters are often not great to fight
Gogmazios was the only fun siege because it actually did shit
Kulve was fun if it counts but Kulve is smaller
That said I do have fond memories of 4U Fatalis
Insect Glaive made that guy a bitch
opaque sigil
I think gaismagorm is…. Kind of ok? It’s definitely not good but it’s not miserable mostly
toxic holly
I think gaismagorm is…. Kind of ok? It’s definitely not good but it’s not misera...
the wall phases were... a choice
definitely a choice
opaque sigil
I count Jin Dahaad as a siege monster and that fight is fun even if it has one attack that's kinda annoying
toxic holly
but hey at least no rampages
opaque sigil
that attack is visually amazing though
stark estuary
Yeah Jin looks awesome
fiery burrow
but hey at least no rampages
the tower defense was the best part wym
opaque sigil
I think it's like|| generating so much cooling power it superheats the entire arena as the cold is sucked out of it which doesn't make much sense when you think about it||
idfk
looks cool
stoic sigil
Are we talking about Monster Hunter Milds
stark estuary
I think it's like|| generating so much cooling power it superheats the entire ar...
I think it’s dissipating heat to its surroundings? Idk
opaque sigil
that's the sane way of describing what I said
stark estuary
It’s a very cool thing for an ice monster to do
opaque sigil
I have no fucking clue why it bursts into flames
it seems like its body generates a lot of heat
stark estuary
Yes
opaque sigil
just in general it will sometimes glow red hot
stark estuary
Its entire body is basically designed as a massive heat sink
opaque sigil
yeah
stark estuary
It’s a cool ass concept
stark estuary
Pegasus knights don’t get axes smh
Ok fine I guess the SA is a sword too you get a pass
opaque sigil
opaque sigil
Ok fine I guess the SA is a sword too you get a pass
it doesn't have a switch axe
and I"m mad
stark estuary
And you ride a seikret that’s a bird that’s basically a pegasus right
stark estuary
it doesn't have a switch axe
😭
opaque sigil
rey dau doesn't either like what the fuck
stark estuary
Rey Daugun is cool at least
toxic holly
i need layered weapons 🙏 dual blades are not useable without it
stark estuary
i need layered weapons 🙏 dual blades are not useable without it
Another DB fan 🤝
The best weapon type
toxic holly
not the disc 😭
opaque sigil
the ||artian|| light bowgun looks so cool esp upgraded but it's fucking garbage
toxic holly
the ||artian|| hammer.... no
no amount of rocket powered mighty charge can fix that design
opaque sigil
I rarely use ||artian|| weapons now that I've started getting other rarity 8s
fiery burrow
I've heard a lot of slander for these weapon designs and I'm infinitely curious as to why
opaque sigil
even though for a lot of weapon types they're fine
stark estuary
Every time you feel like a weapon looks bad just remember World exists
opaque sigil
I've heard a lot of slander for these weapon designs and I'm infinitely curious ...
they're a bit weird looking but for the most part I think they're ok?
I like the bow a lot
fiery burrow
Good world weapons:
Jho lance
toxic holly
I've heard a lot of slander for these weapon designs and I'm infinitely curious ...
for a lot of weapons they just beat out every other option so if the weapon design sucks you just kinda gotta deal with it
opaque sigil
oh and the swaxe is cool
opaque sigil
for a lot of weapons they just beat out every other option so if the weapon desi...
meh
toxic holly
if ur going for meta
opaque sigil
I guess
they do require more deco grinding though
and they're grindy as fuck to upgrade
toxic holly
honestly decos aren't bad at all in wilds
stark estuary
Well compared to World and Rise I’m sure it feels that way
opaque sigil
they aren't but ||artians don't come with any skills whereas with normal weapons you can pick a tree with good ones||
so if you want to use ||artians|| you either pick just one and never swap or you need a trillion of all the good decos
toxic holly
all the decos i really need are crit boost, artillery for cb, and then wtv i want
opaque sigil
ig it depends on what weapon you're using
stark estuary
Non sequitur but if we get Kirin again do you think we’ll get
1 - Rajang
2 - Oroshi Kirin too
opaque sigil
I had a while where I made a bunch of ||artian lances and gunlances and had to constantly shuffle around guard up decos||
stark estuary
i'd like rajang
I don’t like Rajang that much but I get the hype
opaque sigil
perfect guard has built in guard up no?
it does I think but it's still nice to have the added security
toxic holly
not even necessarily for the fight, i just think it would be funny to have 4 monkeys
toxic holly
it does I think but it's still nice to have the added security
fair
fiery burrow
Rajang isn't naturalistic enough
opaque sigil
the sad thing is how well I play is pretty directly affected by how confident I'm feeling for whatever fucking reason so unless I have guard up just in case I will miss every perfect guard
stark estuary
not even necessarily for the fight, i just think it would be funny to have 4 mon...
Blango is the other brother
Conga Blango Rajang
fiery burrow
i don't fw kirin idk why
opaque sigil
kirin is wonky
stark estuary
I mean it’s mid
opaque sigil
never liked it
opaque sigil
hitbox was definitely my biggest source of frustration
stark estuary
Oroshi is worse because in rage its entire body except for its head becomes hard
opaque sigil
kid named mind's eye
stark estuary
You’re still doing next to no damage
opaque sigil
but at least you aren't bouncing off into next week
stark estuary
And the sound minds eye makes when you strike a bad hitzone is really annoying I don’t like it
toxic holly
gunlance
opaque sigil
just mount and down then you can hit the head all your little heart desires
stark estuary
Yeah good luck landing on its tiny body
As it zooms across the map at 500 miles an hour
opaque sigil
honestly I love gunlance in wilds but in every other game it's very awkward
toxic holly
perfect guard helps it a lot imo
stark estuary
Wilde GL is definitely its best iteration
opaque sigil
also being able to reaim combos
toxic holly
ye
opaque sigil
multi wyrmstake full blast lets you like spin around on the spot
perfect guard is also a ton of fun
(I can't not post this)
stark estuary
Wasn’t that Oltura’s entire thing
finite flax
yurr
toxic holly
is that from stories 2?
opaque sigil
yeah
toxic holly
ahh
stark estuary
I mean it ate a bunch of shit that way but it definitely had a preference for Rathalos
toxic holly
kinda wanna keep playing now
stark estuary
Like it was gonna eat every Rathalos on the planet or some bullshit
Honestly Oltura is awesome
opaque sigil
the larval stage 
fiery burrow
the heck?
stark estuary
Mini Dalamadur
opaque sigil
it's a fucking sarlacc
stark estuary
Ofc its beacon also makes shit crazy in addition
toxic holly
i think they should add ahtal ka, i think it really fits into the world of wilds yk?
opaque sigil
there's definitely interesting material around for it to work with
toxic holly
definitely dont just wanna fight it in non-240p
stark estuary
That’s another thing that could take 500 Rathalos
stark estuary
If it had a large enough stock of dragonators to work with
toxic holly
ahtal-ka ain't allat
have you seen the way it spins that wheel around 💀
opaque sigil
let's face it wave attacks with guardian doshaguma would absolutely be enough to deal with ahtal-ka
stark estuary
Sure it’s not a world ending threat like Jiva Oltura or fuckin Fatalis
But it could build some cool shit given the right materials
What is Doshaguma doing
opaque sigil
chomp
toxic holly
doshaguma gets bodied
stark estuary
Ahtal is really smart
opaque sigil
individually yes
stark estuary
It’d hide in its fort
opaque sigil
but I did say wave attacks
stark estuary
And shoot a bunch of dragonators at them
toxic holly
also doesn't ahtal dig a lot?
opaque sigil
also guardian doshaguma can like
toxic holly
like it'd just hide in the ground
stark estuary
It can dig
opaque sigil
explode and shit
hard meadow
Hey gang
gray parcel
It’d hide in its fort
Fortnite
stark estuary
I mean the dragon mech is itself pretty impressive
In GU it used random scraps
Given proper materials who knows what it could make
The fact it was able to make that at all is incredibly impressive
toxic holly
ahtal ka piloting the ||dragontorch||
opaque sigil
||artian gear|| is crazy tech level compared to other shit
the fuckin sns shield is like magnetically levitating
stark estuary
Ahtal Ka with the artian dragon mech
opaque sigil
ahtal ka with full access to working artian tech would be a
it would be a thing
toxic holly
yk i was about to say they probably couldn't implement all of its giant aoe's into wilds with no hunter arts
but like
opaque sigil
eh
toxic holly
perfect guards, offsets, and perfect dodges
stark estuary
I’d just like to see what it could make with something that isn’t literal scrap
opaque sigil
make you use seikrets to weave past attacks
stark estuary
Ahtal-Ka is a contender for the smartest monster
opaque sigil
also a ton of weapons have counters and blocks and shit
lbg and bow might be the only ones that don't?
toxic holly
im ngl switch axe sword mode counter is a little busted with how easy it is to go into it
but it feels really good so wtv
opaque sigil
and it costs a healthy chunk of gauge
stark estuary
Bring back valor guard but only for bow problem solved
opaque sigil
and p sure there's a cooldown
stark estuary
lbg gets adept evade
opaque sigil
maybe
it might just be me somehow flubbing the inputs but when I've whiffed a counter and tried to immediately do another one a lot of the time it does a morph slash
and I don't really have that problem otherwise
it does also feel like hitboxes on monster attacks are pretty generous in wilds too
no plesioth hip checks
toxic holly
dont remind me
toxic holly
i stopped playing GU for a week because of that
opaque sigil
yeah it was a broader problem I'm glad to see fixed
stark estuary
Plesioth is just reaaaaaally tall
opaque sigil
I don’t think I’ve ever been hit in wilds and thought “how did that hit me”
Hell I remember a couple times where an attack missed me by like pixels visually and I didn’t get hit
toxic holly
i think i've had more "how did that NOT hit me" in wilds
opaque sigil
Yeah
toxic holly
like i 100% deserved to get slapped across the map sometimes
opaque sigil
it might just be me somehow flubbing the inputs but when I've whiffed a counter ...
That’s usually why I whiff counter slashes
“Oh I was fine I guess”
shell yacht
Off topic but flying on the stupid machine just got me the railway achievement <...
This has got to be the worst seed ever, everything is fucking frozen I have not seen a jungle or a desert yet and I've been flying for an hour
opaque sigil
Some monsters also have bad aim
stark estuary
We won’t get Oltura in a mainline but I think it would be cool in Wilds
opaque sigil
Rey Dau doesn’t lead its shots
stark estuary
Oltura vs Safi who you got Tammo
opaque sigil
If I could pick, oltura
stark estuary
In a fight
stark estuary
fr?
opaque sigil
Is it even a question
stark estuary
Safi was said to rival Alatreon though
opaque sigil
Oltura is not only stronger than its massive larval form it’s like actively growing stronger during the fight
stark estuary
It got beaten up by some bum ass Rathalos
opaque sigil
and ala got beaten up by some bum ass apes
stark estuary
I disliked that plot point honestly
Why is there a special Rathalos with world ending power
opaque sigil
razewing ratha has as much protag power as hunters
stark estuary
More if anything
opaque sigil
yeah
so being beaten by it isn't that much of a mark against it
it's not like the hunters who beat fatalis were normal ass humans
joe from the item shop wouldn't stand a chance
stark estuary
Honestly Fatalis is placed on a pedestal and Alatreon is also in its special super club (that’s otherwise reserved only for Fatalis and its close relatives) but I think that tends to get exaggerated a bit
Like Safi can rival Alatreon so the gap probably isn’t as massive as people make it out to be
Dalamadur is huge and we only fight a juvenile I would like to think an full grown adult would stand a chance
But apparently every living thing is afraid of Fatalis so idk
opaque sigil
Maybe
Dalamadur might have a hard time landing hits does it even have a breath weapon
stark estuary
Fatalis is also technically Dalamadur’s ancestor or whatever
stark estuary
Dalamadur might have a hard time landing hits does it even have a breath weapon
It does
opaque sigil
The real question is Risen Shagaru
stark estuary
It has a big meteor
Risen Shagaru gets folded by Fatalis
It doesn’t even land a hit
If it lands a hit it does no damage
If it does any damage Fatalis regenerates
opaque sigil
Like dalamadur is landing a hit
stark estuary
Even juvenile Dalamadur and Shagaru are worlds apart
Risen Shagaru may be the strongest of the normal sized Elders but that’s all it is
Narwa, Gaisma, Amatsu probably beat it too
opaque sigil
Eh
stark estuary
Well I guess that’s more debatable
You could argue Risen Shagaru is at least as strong as Gaismagorm ig
And Gaismagorm lost to Malzeno who is almost certainly weaker
Narwa idk she’s kind of weird Amatsu I think wins though
opaque sigil
Is safi even that tough
stark estuary
Canonically Safi is a very big deal
It’s on par with Alatreon who is a dangerous first class monster/black dragon
shell yacht
If it wasn't juiced up by being near its nest it probably wouldn't be as strong but it's still near black dragon level
The guild thought they were going to have a territorial beatdown but we killed them before they could meet
stark estuary
That said Alatreon is by far the weakest black dragon
opaque sigil
Fraudlatreon
stark estuary
And it’s still implied to be stronger than Safi
stark estuary
Fraudlatreon
I mean its competition is Fatalis edgy Fatalis old Fatalis and not Fatalis
stark estuary
Put some respect on Alatreon’s name it’s the only monster to achieve the rank of black dragon that isn’t a Fatalis or direct relative of Fatalis
opaque sigil
The jivas lure elders oltura just takes whatever it can get
stark estuary
Jivas feed on Elders who are coming to die
It’s not like they prey on them
It’s like what Nergi does but infinitely more efficient
opaque sigil
Ig
I have to imagine oltura at least given time to like properly be born will top ala
If fatty didn’t have insane favoritism maybe him too
stark estuary
Alatreon is also not at full power technically
shell yacht
Is olutra a wilds thing?
stark estuary
It like, can’t control its abilities
opaque sigil
Oltura doesn’t stop evolving idk if there is a ceiling
stark estuary
Is olutra a wilds thing?
Stories 2
shell yacht
opaque sigil
stark estuary
Oltura doesn’t stop evolving idk if there is a ceiling
Maybe
But Fatalis is Oltura’s daddy too so he will always win any matchup
shell yacht
Nonsense ass eldritch horror tentacle monster bullshit
opaque sigil
Yeah favoritism
opaque sigil
Oltura isn’t even eldritch
shell yacht
That's a baby dragon that's not controlling its energy?
fiery burrow
Xeno's design slaps man
shell yacht
Am I supposed to say oh my God it's an alien or something
stark estuary
I’m trying to make a point
opaque sigil
Powdered is just mad his favorite elders get bodied by oltura
stark estuary
Powdered called Oltura “nonsense ass eldritch horror tentacle monster bullshit” and Jiva “a baby dragon that’s not controlling its energy” which is crazy if you actually just look at them????
They’re both good designs but if anything Oltura is more grounded
Jiva is clearly meant to look alien don’t lie
opaque sigil
Like actually you have a matter of seconds to like tear off oltura’s wings or you just fucking die
shell yacht
Are we talking about the Kaiju tentacle monster or not? When did it get wings
toxic holly
i like how xeno is an alien dragon and then safi is just... a red dragon
opaque sigil
The tentacles are the larval form
shell yacht
That's the most asinine shit, another reason to hate stories
fiery burrow
i like how xeno is an alien dragon and then safi is just... a red dragon
check out this RAD Safi art https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterHunter/comments/1iqqodl/starfall_oc/
stark estuary
Powdered I think you just hate it for no good reason
opaque sigil
That's the most asinine shit, another reason to hate stories
Lmao what
stark estuary
Oltura is far from the most ridiculous Elder
opaque sigil
Powdered I think you just hate it for no good reason
It’s powdered obviously that’s the case
stark estuary
Neither its larval nor developed forms are nearly as ridiculous as you are making them out to be
marsh ibex
hi guys
atomic sparrow
hey guys
toxic holly
hi guys
fiery burrow
🤨
fiery burrow
yeah yeah say it to the ban appeals
stark estuary
Like sorry what about this screams “eldritch horror tentacle monster bullshit”
opaque sigil
marsh ibex
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white sailBOT
That user is a mod/admin, I can't do that.
stoic sigil
Did Joker have a Joker moment
opaque sigil
God dammit my internet snailed me
marsh ibex
Star you’ve not played stories maybe you can judge
why not me
opaque sigil
That was sending for like two minutes
fiery burrow
I didn't really bat an eye
marsh ibex
I haven’t played any monster hunter
fiery burrow
Looks like a butterfly
toxic holly
^
marsh ibex
It’s like a zesty mothra
toxic holly
butterfly that can end the world
marsh ibex
I am going to turn off autocorrect
opaque sigil
The most eldritch thing about it is the six wings implying divinity
But you can say that about fucking Amatsu
marsh ibex
that’s not really eldritch that’s more like
toxic holly
i mean based on that gif you sent i'd say it's pretty divine
marsh ibex
gwork
stoic sigil
Can Oltura beat goku though?
stark estuary
It just reverts to its larval form when it dies I think
Also it can create and destroy as long as it has enough power
fiery burrow
that’s not really eldritch that’s more like
Eldritch in the sense of unknowable maybe because thats part of being an Elder Dragon
stark estuary
We also never get Oltura equipment notably
opaque sigil
Well you can only fight it once so
stark estuary
Oltura was “killed” before in the past
toxic holly
hoping ||zoh shia|| doesnt get that treatment 🙏
stark estuary
It went into its cocoon thing to recover
And re emerges during the events of the game
opaque sigil
Can Oltura beat goku though?
Probably not? Maybe if goku doesn’t kill it fast
stark estuary
You just push it back
It can’t actually die I don’t think
I mean Fatalis can’t die either
It regrows from a single scale or whatever that bullshit was
stark estuary
No
toxic holly
consumes the hunter that wears it
stark estuary
Nergi’s regen isn’t that crazy
Fatalis has way crazier regen
There is the armor set that says that if you wear armor made from Fatalis parts the armor gradually seals up and it regrows into a new Fatalis
But that’s arguably noncanon flavor text
We actually do see Fatalis regen in action
The Pokke village sword
shell yacht
Nergi is more like spread fast live hard die fast, it spikes are just like metabolism on crack
Like it literally spit out a specialized evolution within months to hunt down a different elder
stark estuary
The Pokke village sword
It has to get mined every now and again because it keeps growing
opaque sigil
Nergi is lame nobody cares about nergi
toxic holly
Like it literally spit out a specialized evolution within months to hunt down a ...
nergi is the bacteria of elder dragons 😭
stark estuary
It has to get mined every now and again because it keeps growing
And it is also growing at a faster rate than they can control it
shell yacht
It's the white blood cells
stark estuary
The implication being it’ll one day regrow into a Fatalis
fiery burrow
I like Nergi
opaque sigil
Lies
stark estuary
Also Dire Miralis (Fatalis’ close relative) has a heart that literally never stops beating
And it can regrow from that
shell yacht
Is that the other black dragon I can't remember, it's so boring
stark estuary
Like you can stab it it never stops
toxic holly
Is that the other black dragon I can't remember, it's so boring
its volcano fatalis
opaque sigil
Here’s hoping ||zoh shia has the Fatalis regen||
stark estuary
It’s literally volcano Fatalis yeah
opaque sigil
Here’s hoping ||zoh shia has the Fatalis regen||
Wilds spoilers WILDS SPOILERS
toxic holly
think zorah magdoros but smaller and not a set piece
shell yacht
Yeah I fought dire, I just always forget about him
fiery burrow
Wilds spoilers WILDS SPOILERS
I think whats funny is I was able to pick up on what you guys were talking about earlier in spoiler boxes with context clues
fiery burrow
Its fine I'm not playing wilds for the story
shell yacht
I accidentally clicked on one earlier, the name doesn't really do much thankfully
stark estuary
Here’s another fact apparently Fatalis has above human intelligence
fiery burrow
The only spoiler I've seen that stung a bit was ||E Odogaron|| being in wilds
opaque sigil
The only spoiler I've seen that stung a bit was ||E Odogaron|| being in wilds
That might’ve been my fault too
fiery burrow
Nah it was some random reddit commentor
shell yacht
Here’s another fact apparently Fatalis has above human intelligence
The mother fucker keeps coming back and using us as armor by welding us to his body yeah I expect him to
opaque sigil
There is a twist though
stark estuary
Well the wording in the IB book is “beyond human intelligence”
Which could also mean its nature is incomprehensible to humans or whatever
opaque sigil
I’m not that surprised
fiery burrow
Here’s another fact apparently Fatalis has above human intelligence
That's why he's misanthropic
opaque sigil
Fatalis isn’t like an animal he actually hates humans
shell yacht
I wonder who pissed him off to make him nuke Shrade, like to be that smart and to nuke a whole country you got to have a grudge right
toxic holly
The only spoiler I've seen that stung a bit was ||E Odogaron|| being in wilds
someone posted the entire data leaked roster in a comment somewhere with no spoilers and i don't recall a time i've been more upset 💀
stark estuary
Fatalis isn’t like an animal he actually hates humans
He melts the hunter to his body to imitate the act of monsters being crafted into armor
fiery burrow
Thats just art
opaque sigil
I might be getting my streams crossed with Nausicaa’s daikaisho but doesn’t it actively attack people for using monster parts
toxic holly
yes
stark estuary
Also apparently it retains some sort of sentience after being made into gear
Like it’s able to influence the hunter that uses it
shell yacht
Yeah people be hearing voices and shit, and eventually wander off against their will as it starts to grow on them
stark estuary
And if you read the flavor text literally it can also possess them and turn into a new Fatalis but idk about that
fiery burrow
ain't those just rumors or something
stark estuary
Yes
opaque sigil
Probably
stark estuary
I don’t think that’s literal
shell yacht
Those are from the really old magazines that were tall tales in universe yes
stark estuary
But Fatalis regen is real
We see its equipment regrowing that part isn’t a lie
So the rumor isn’t actually that far fetched
Oh yeah here’s another fun fact the IB book draws attention to the fact that Fatalis’ feet look like some Wyverian feet
opaque sigil
Sliver of truth to the tall tale
stark estuary
Oh yeah here’s another fun fact the IB book draws attention to the fact that Fat...
Which doesn’t not make sense since those evolved from wyverns and that means Fatalis is their ancestor
opaque sigil
Yeah