sk-discussion

[sinful flare]

paying 8 - 4 ??????????????? THE BEAR APPEARS AS THE BOSS OF LAYER 8 FRAUD IN ULTRAKILL CONFIRMED

[cyan forum]

ultramid

[sinful flare]

ultrayap

i wonder what people think about the visual overhaul

[lone crown]

Did the parry in the first trailer cost silk again

I forgor

[fiery burrow]

yes

The ultrakill update SLAPS

[cyan forum]

Haven't checked it out yet

haven't played ultrakill in years

[fiery burrow]

New lore + Heresy and Lust are the coolest things ever now + Really fun levels

[sinful flare]

i want to try out 6-1 but i feel like i will get too tired to try out lust afterwards

but 6-2 looked really cool

also i just beat 0-E

very cool level

the action was fire as well

i love it when my hp is 1/1 during an entire room

[gray parcel]

Machine

[fiery burrow]

Halfway through 0-E my brain short circuits and my hands just randomly swap between guns and dash around hoping I survive

[gray parcel]

I know you’re here

Turn back now

[harsh yarrow]

basedest pipeline

[sinful flare]

i just switched from sawblade launcher to nailgun and went ham with it

[sinful flare]

the encounters are surprisingly small

[sinful flare]

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-rock-mp4-transparent-color-gif-11114772717737196968

[opaque sigil]

Heresy has always been fun I love doing some blasphemy

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/blasphemous-2-waking-up-awaken-gif-14674206193613920582

[fiery burrow]

Mods, put him in the coffin

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-shitpost-meme-aight-im-leavin-bye-gif-27274379

[marsh ibex]

https://x.com/Dexerto/status/1895631375459598350
HOW

Dexerto (@Dexerto) on X

Citigroup, the third largest U.S. bank, accidentally sent a customer $81 trillion ($81,000,000,000.000) instead of $280

X · Mar 1, 2025, 12:25 AM

that’s like the combined money of the world bruh who fucked up

[unique gazelle]

What do you even do with that much money

Infinite possibilities

[marsh ibex]

buy a gumball

[unique gazelle]

Buy the entirety of Australia and use the governmental power to delay Silksong by another year

[marsh ibex]

no

buy a gumball

[clever socket]

gamble

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-punch-ground-punching-ground-it-shouldve-been-me-it-shouldve-been-me-not-him-gif-27446150

[clever socket]

imagine double that money

[unique gazelle]

You could buy the rights to the concept of a gumball and sue Amazing World of Gumball

[unique gazelle]

"Fuck it we ball"
moments before losing a world-surpassing level of wealth

[fiery burrow]

i oughta rewatch tawog

[marsh ibex]

no bruh I’m buying a gumball

[clever socket]

it comes it goes it doubles

[marsh ibex]

I don’t think you could feasibly double that money actually

I don’t think a single casino would let you buy in

[fiery burrow]

just buy the casino and make them do it? duh??

[unique gazelle]

You have 81 trillion dollars, law doesn't apply to you

[marsh ibex]

yeah you have money when no one else does, making it effectively worthless

[lilac gyro]

ZEUS

[unique gazelle]

That's also true

[lilac gyro]

MISPLACE 1 TRILLION DOLLARS IN MY BANK ACCOUNT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[grand ferry]

so ebic

[twilit vector]

that is what actually exactly makes it worth something

if everybody had trillions then it would be worthless

[lone crown]

This has to be bait

[unique gazelle]

Looked it up, real but they fixed it

Unless I clicked on a fake site

[clever socket]

imagine they give everyone trillions but your account

[twilit vector]

😔

[lone crown]

Erm acktchualley that still wouldnt matter 🤓

[unique gazelle]

In that scenario money has no value anymore

[twilit vector]

he should get to keep the money tbh

[marsh ibex]

No, because if no one has any money aside from a single person, they have no reason to exchange it for goods and services

[unique gazelle]

Yeah let's make some random guy nobody knows the richest man in the world, like Ari Gibson

[open narwhal]

gmcb

[fresh pollen]

He should get to keep 2 bucks

At least

[fresh pollen]

Who?

[unique gazelle]

I think I saw this person working at a falafel stand before, he kept talking about silk, probably into high quality sheets or smth

[fresh pollen]

Wow, what a nerd

[twilit vector]

money is already exchanged for goods and services in this society though, people with hundreds of billions can still buy stuff

[lone crown]

Not the same as what he said

[marsh ibex]

Not even gonna deign this with a proper response stew in your inability to read

[unique gazelle]

Mods destroy this person with facts and logic

[twilit vector]

we're not talking about a hypothetical society here where only one person has ANY money

were talking about a society where one person just has a lot more money

[fresh pollen]

Clueless discord user speaks perfect nonsense, shocks natives

[marsh ibex]

No, you aren’t

There is a difference

[twilit vector]

there not a single message after the post that sparked this conversation that shows we are

[clever socket]

doesn't make sense. if no one else gots moneys then moneys has no value to anyone

[twilit vector]

this is intelligible

[clever socket]

moneys

[twilit vector]

true

[marsh ibex]

that’s literally WHAT I SAID

[broken tartan]

If the US has so much money why are they in debt

[twilit vector]

capitalism

[clever socket]

although it might depend on what money is
if it just the regular money, it probably is worthless.
if it's water and there's no free water anywhere, it will have value

[ionic spruce]

You're telling me that when comparing value of a life essential versus a social construct, the life essential will have value? No way

[clever socket]

what if money was the skong release day

[twilit vector]

worthless

everybody knows its coming out tomorrow

[clever socket]

blasphemous

[clever socket]

yes
if were using venus days

[coral prawn]

Mid😔

[broken tartan]

Blasphemy is mid i agree

[twilit vector]

never speak to aliser like that again 😡

[coral prawn]

Ok

[twilit vector]

good boy

[coral prawn]

so close to 10000😔

[coral prawn]

[clever socket]

what it is

[broken tartan]

Cornholl wgat it is

[coral prawn]

Thats how much damage I did

In Limbus Company

Sinking teams are fun

[clever socket]

that is many damages

[coral prawn]

I need to uptie Dieci Hong Lu and Spicebush Yi sang🙏

also everyone else on the team but they are the one I am doing first

[broken tartan]

Spicebush 😋

[coral prawn]

doesn't look very tasty to me but you do you

[broken tartan]

It does you just have bad taste

I love spices and spicy

[coral prawn]

uh huh

[twilit vector]

found dad

[compact echo]

Is it out?

[coral prawn]

No

[broken tartan]

Name 3 spices

[twilit vector]

tomorrow

[twilit vector]

flour cornflour and sugar

[broken tartan]

White ass

[twilit vector]

im british dont blame me

[broken tartan]

Sounds accurate

They eat toast and beans like theyre in WWII still

[coral prawn]

Cinnamon, salt and thats one I can't remember the name of but I really like

[twilit vector]

no we eat it because its delicious

[broken tartan]

Why are yall so white

[coral prawn]

because I am white

[broken tartan]

Is cinnamon even a spice

[coral prawn]

Yes

[twilit vector]

LMAO

[broken tartan]

Smh

I was expecting smart answers like a california reaper

[twilit vector]

thats not a spice

[coral prawn]

i have never heard of

[formal karma]

that goes tripple for everything you said

[broken tartan]

Name 3 peppers

[worn valley]

Dr pepper
Uhhh

Bell pepper

Chili pepper

Boom

3 peppers

[broken tartan]

Dr pepper is a doctor not a pepper

[worn valley]

Nuh uh

[twilit vector]

green bell pepper, yellow bell pepper, red bell pepper

[worn valley]

Pepper Potts from uhh Marvel idk

[broken tartan]

If dr pepper was a pepper he would be called pepper doctor

[twilit vector]

black and white pepper

that counts

[pine frost]

Carolina reaper

[broken tartan]

Yes i was expectkng this

Name me 3 types of jalapeños

[twilit vector]

green jalapeno

red jalapeno

black jalapeno

get outsmarted

[broken tartan]

Its not outsmarting me if those are the only answers

I expected this

[twilit vector]

no you didnt

[broken tartan]

Yes i did

[neon adder]

Chili pepper, poblano pepper, all kinds of bell pepper, jalapeño pepper, ghost pepper, pepper X, Carolina reaper, pimento pepper

That’s just off the top of my head

[twilit vector]

https://tenor.com/view/pinnochio-lies-lying-liar-nose-gif-4470572509029190515

^you

[broken tartan]

Carolina reapers are awesome

[neon adder]

Agreed

[wheat sail]

Disagree

[prime parrot]

what is up chat

[twilit vector]

the sky

[misty reef]

PAIN

[buoyant sky]

there is a god inside my head

[misty reef]

CAN I HAVE IT INSTEAD

[buoyant sky]

he promises that in the sacrifice of mossbag silksong shall release the next day

the hunt begins

[buoyant sky]

of course brother

[misty reef]

thank you

🤝

[warped rock]

Sorry. Just like going to new places

[buoyant sky]

nevermind you have that annoying bitch as your profile picture

no god for you

be alone

[misty reef]

damn

shes not anoying shes funny

[buoyant sky]

did you even fight her

[misty reef]

yes

[buoyant sky]

I'm like this is the hardest boss ever and boom third phase

[twilit vector]

saying this like he isnt already gone

[misty reef]

imo she is hardest boss in the game

[buoyant sky]

you know what mossbag can wait I will come for you instead. You will be classified as a tragic collateral damage

[misty reef]

third phase made me want to die

wait no

[broken tartan]

I thought your pfp was Toriel ngl

[buoyant sky]

third phase is easier actually

[broken tartan]

But its the girl from nine sols i think

[misty reef]

no its not

[buoyant sky]

the entire boss is easy, its only the double claw slash that ruins it all. Once you figure it out the rest of her kit is slow and easy

[rustic ore]

jesus the ||Iceshard Cliffs|| theme in Wilds is absolutely fucking insane
i thought locale themes would peak at Rotten Vale, but holy

[warped rock]

I keep dying in nine sols so i have no idea who that is despite having 2.9 hours

[broken tartan]

Too bad you cant refund it now

[misty reef]

i mean I guess

[buoyant sky]

why would you wanna refund nine sols the game is amazing

[misty reef]

yes

[broken tartan]

To buy subnautica

[warped rock]

i mean i like nine sols it's just boring to die over and over again

[broken tartan]

Have you thought of dodging

[misty reef]

have you heard of parrying

[buoyant sky]

dying over and over again is dark souls experience

[broken tartan]

Ive died more times in btd6 than dark souls 3

[buoyant sky]

without dark souls influence to the gamer world the entirety of gaming culture would merely be fun for the casual gamer with almost 0 skill ceiling. I'm thankful for dark souls and the games that takes inspiration from it

[buoyant sky]

you can parry in nine sols?

I wish I learned that before I finished true ending

[rustic ore]

afaik its the main draw of the game

[broken tartan]

The main draw of nine sols is when you close it and play terraria

[misty reef]

terria looks eh

terraia

[rustic ore]

it is what you make it tbh

[buoyant sky]

I will not sit here and tolerate nine sols hate because a dumb person with a dumb cat profile picture lacked the talents to progress

[broken tartan]

Its awesome

[buoyant sky]

be silent turi

[warped rock]

So nine sols is a soulslike

[rustic ore]

i love terraria to death

[misty reef]

https://tenor.com/view/nine-sols-yi-yi-nine-sols-gif-6377682334224598787

[buoyant sky]

Free world to wander around, main concept is beating difficult bosses. Yeah its dark souls enough

[rustic ore]

more like Hollow Knight: Voidlings Die Twice tbh

[broken tartan]

Lacked the talent to progress? Im far too modest for that, i havent even seen anything from this game before

[twilit vector]

should i play

whats the gameplay like

[buoyant sky]

then why did you say this

[warped rock]

Like hollow knight but slightly worse

[rustic ore]

because turi aint serious most of the time?

[misty reef]

Like hollow knight but revolved around parrying

[twilit vector]

still peak then

[buoyant sky]

nine sols is its own game, its not like hollow knight. Not worse or better

[twilit vector]

that actually sounds really cool

[broken tartan]

To make your day worse

[twilit vector]

might give it a look

[misty reef]

the game forced me to learn an ablity I didn't want to

[warped rock]

nine sols is like hollow knight

[buoyant sky]

My day is the same, its just your words lose in value. Blocking you now

[buoyant sky]

My brother in christ do you think every metroidvania like game is "like hollow knight but worse" ?

[twilit vector]

i do

[buoyant sky]

didn't you say you have 2.9 hours into the game and probably didn't even beat the second boss yet

[broken tartan]

You mean hollow knight but better? I dont think a game can get worse than hollow knight tbh

[misty reef]

stop yapping

[buoyant sky]

why are people so accustomed to spread opinions without experience

[twilit vector]

hollow knight bad

[shell yacht]

Why do you think they're being serious

[broken tartan]

Name 9 soles you saw in hollow knight

[warped rock]

yeah

[twilit vector]

stop falling for the ragebait

[misty reef]

SOUL

[broken tartan]

Michael Keaton was in call of duty?

[rustic ore]

who's michael keaton

[warped rock]

he played batman

[rustic ore]

sounds like the kind of guy who'd make cerelal

[broken tartan]

Whos cerelal

[rustic ore]

Your long-lost brother

[wheat sail]

The guy who started the Vegetable LLC

[twilit vector]

lost kin, marmu, soul tyrant, false champion, galien, no eyes, gorb, markoth, xero

boom

[misty reef]

those are spirits

[broken tartan]

All my brothers are long-lost my father has like 8 wives

[fiery burrow]

Nine Sols is worse than HK

[twilit vector]

damn it

[rustic ore]

theyre soles

[misty reef]

no

[wheat sail]

Hk ain't better than anything

[fiery burrow]

They are in the same genre Nine Sols just doesn't really excel at anything even the combat

[rustic ore]

HK is at least better than Starbound

[broken tartan]

Why are yall mentioning souls i meant the feet

[twilit vector]

my least favourite game oat

[twilit vector]

going mask off

[fiery burrow]

If you want Nine Sols but good play Deviator

[warped rock]

hollow knight has good combat and music and nine sols has interesting world building idk

[leaden delta]

I think

[broken tartan]

I never had a mask

[kindred pewter]

is nine sols a good game?

[fiery burrow]

Good combat

[leaden delta]

that both of those games are bad

[rustic ore]

oh my bad. Hornet, Hollow Knight/PV, Grimm, i forgot the rest go find the feet youurself

[leaden delta]

and you should play zeroranger

[fiery burrow]

Nine Sols and HK both have pretty mid combat ngl

[rustic ore]

TBHtbh yall should play Hyper Light Drifter

[warped rock]

I hereby sentence you to name 5 good things about nine sols

[fiery burrow]

HK has a few really good bosses though

[fiery burrow]

True!

[marsh ibex]

I won’t

[misty reef]

Deviator looks like movement hell

[wheat sail]

Breaker is better

[broken tartan]

I sentence you to spend 5 minutes playing hollow knight without falling asleep

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/hyper-light-drifter-dies-of-cringe-gif-26148340

[leaden delta]

ok no

I think hk’s core combat is great

[twilit vector]

i sentence you to play any game for 5 minutes

[rustic ore]

this just in: jonker dont like things

[leaden delta]

I also think it has a lot of potential with bosses

[fiery burrow]

Walking past Hyper Light Drifter fans with real post apocalypse like Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

[twilit vector]

game bad book good

[leaden delta]

my issue is that hk doesn’t do anything with it mostly

[rustic ore]

i still have to watch Nausicaa, what am I doing smh

[twilit vector]

not falling for the bait

[fiery burrow]

Absrad, Pure Vessel, Mantis Lords, Hornet, and a few others that I forget are pretty good

[marsh ibex]

No I’m simply not spending money on games rn

[rustic ore]

oh fair enough

[broken tartan]

Last time i read a book was in 1997 as my last project for uni

[rustic ore]

fiscally responsible moderator

🆙

[leaden delta]

it isn’t bait

genuinely

[misty reef]

i would play games but I have 1000 conditions 99.9% of games wouldn't pass

[leaden delta]

I think most “bosses” in hk aren’t really good

[fiery burrow]

HK fans go five seconds without calling criticism bait

[twilit vector]

you clearly have never fought mantis lords

[rustic ore]

yeah that didnt read off as bait that time

that was just criticism

[misty reef]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[leaden delta]

midbosses and stuff are different right

[broken tartan]

HK fans go five seconds without falling asleep playing their game

[leaden delta]

like I would be fine with soul warrior if it wasn’t considered a fight I think it does good enough

but dream warriors

fucking flying nosk

[marsh ibex]

yeah

Warrior dreams are all ass

[rustic ore]

i think the dream warriors mostly suck except for Gorb and Elder Hu to be perfectly honest. the rest were forgettable or annoying

[marsh ibex]

elder Hu is like the worst

[fiery burrow]

Soul Warrior is fun for when you encounter it and then it shows up as a fun enemy later

[twilit vector]

i enjoyed elder hu

[rustic ore]

Elder Hu's pancakes make a cool sound

therefore he's good

tink tink tink tink

[leaden delta]

I also think you could do more with bosses

like I think absrad is awesome and u could expand on it

[twilit vector]

any time hollow knight adds in exra enemies to the bossfight it makes me automatically dislike the boss tbh

[rustic ore]

yep

[fiery burrow]

Pale Court is the only good endgame bosses

[leaden delta]

maybe it’s a little extreme of an example, but sunset rad with a little more polish

[rustic ore]

Pure Vessel is probably the best boss in the game imo

[fiery burrow]

Lost Kin slaps though

[twilit vector]

grimm was really fun i liked him

[fiery burrow]

Probably because the adds die in one hit

[leaden delta]

stuff like ck

stuff where the fight is really dynamic

[rustic ore]

make pure vessel caped again

[leaden delta]

Which is also the reason I really like sunset

[fiery burrow]

erm thats its cloak

sentenced to 20 conversations in #hk-lore

[twilit vector]

why did he have that cool armour anyway if he just shattered it with his aura instantly

[rustic ore]

whatever the fuck it needs to stop breaking

[fiery burrow]

I kinda wish it retained its regular color

looks awesome

[rustic ore]

i think its the thing that holds him up cus theres loops on it for chains iirc

[misty reef]

mutations

[fiery burrow]

Its a harness yeah

You can see it on THK

[marsh ibex]

@fiery burrow holy based https://youtube.com/shorts/FFP10DaJ40o?si=ivkOxp3_qXz-0MHT

[misty reef]

thats interesting ✍️

[marsh ibex]

they ranked etv at second to last

[shell yacht]

So they did it wrong

[naive geode]

powdered

[fiery burrow]

This ain't based bro its starts with sealed siblings in last 😭

[marsh ibex]

You are just like Kirb

always baiting

be better

[wheat sail]

Baiting is being better

[shell yacht]

I'm 1000% serious tho

[marsh ibex]

well they ranked it last because of emotional attachment to hornet

[fiery burrow]

THK and SS should be next to eachother considering how similar they are

[fiery burrow]

Blah blah she's alive in SS

[twilit vector]

are we ranking based on how cool it is or the lore implications

[marsh ibex]

this is why you suck

[shell yacht]

ETV no flower #1 ending

[marsh ibex]

anyways gbye

[fiery burrow]

DNM is the coolest and has the best lore

[uncut citrus]

its not really clear WHAT they're rating

kinda weird

[fiery burrow]

ETV isn't cool and has bad lore

THK and SS aren't that cool but they have good lore

[twilit vector]

dream no more best ending

[uncut citrus]

its like "sealed siblings kinda sucks because its sad that hornet is locked :("

[rustic ore]

Dream No More is the best because HK comes in and tears open Radiance's face for you to pimp slap her into oblivion

[fiery burrow]

And you got that climb with all the siblings

[misty reef]

YAY!!!!

[rustic ore]

also the image of her being dragged into the abyss and ultimately consumed is cool

[fiery burrow]

Peak

[shell yacht]

But in embrace the void you do it yourself, you open her like a bag of Doritos

[misty reef]

I scream "do it for the vessels"

[fiery burrow]

So?

[wheat sail]

Take this to #hk-lore

[rustic ore]

the entire void is coming to get their getback

[rustic ore]

nuh uh we'll take it to MH general

[fiery burrow]

You ultimately do most of the work in DNM anyways

ETV is simply less cool

Shade Lord isn't cool

[wheat sail]

Mid hunter players having the same gameplay all franchise and then trash on pokemon

https://tenor.com/view/wrestlemania28-john-cena-rock-cena-rock-cena-rock-wrestlemania-gif-27519679

[fiery burrow]

Its not even really recognizable as The Knight

https://tenor.com/view/mid-meme-aew-mjf-mjf-meme-mid-gif-11983703810991326806

[rustic ore]

this is making me remember the image i had in my mind of the radiance fight where she gets pinned by the void and escapes

it was really cool but i cant animate so there in my mind it stays

[fiery burrow]

Thats what she does in between the first phase and the platform phase

[rustic ore]

yeah

[twilit vector]

shade lord is edgy middle schooler coded

[wheat sail]

No he just likes iris

And I doooont want the world to see me

[misty reef]

thats interesting ✍️

[rustic ore]

it was like the void starts flooding onto the platform when the radiance falls
the knight looks like its gonna go in for the kill
the radiance dissipates into dream essence, then reforms just above them while glowing bright and looking down at the knight, before spinning upwards and starting phase 2

just another animated brainworm

[wheat sail]

Like RFK jr

[twilit vector]

https://tenor.com/view/dune-sand-worm-shalai-shai-hulud-dojaslat-gif-5113701842572486398

[fiery burrow]

Walking past RFK Jr with real skepticism like Hive Queen Vespa

[misty reef]

what does that mean

[twilit vector]

guys i have 4k geo what do i even do with it any more

[marsh ibex]

Eat it

[twilit vector]

ive cleaned out dirtmouth and salubra

[misty reef]

Eat it

[fiery burrow]

Fat sly.m4a

[twilit vector]

got the vessel fragment

[misty reef]

shove it into your eye sockets

[fiery burrow]

what the heck even is .m4a did graig post a virus

[fiery burrow]

she's didn't try to stop the infection like RFK jr obviously

[misty reef]

yes

[sinful flare]

i somehow read both of these messages in such a way that i read it as something truly horrible

[misty reef]

HELP

[sinful flare]

how i managed to do such a thing is mysterious even to me

[misty reef]

[sinful flare]

on second thought that sentence sounds worse than i first thought

im just going to play league of legends

[misty reef]

dont

play a better game

[fiery burrow]

Like Deviator

[misty reef]

no

[warped rock]

you jus listing examples of what not to say 😭

[fiery burrow]

have you played it

[misty reef]

I waa going to but my friend told me not to

[fiery burrow]

mid friend

[twilit vector]

what are you expecting this is #sk-discussion

[serene chasm]

thats a real homie

[misty reef]

didnt they have a character who looked like the hunter's brother

[warped rock]

no i just run off the philosophy every game has to prove it doesn't suck and it sucks until then

[serene chasm]

game looks 100% like a hk ripoff

[fiery burrow]

Ripoff is a meaningless term

[misty reef]

they couldve done better

[fiery burrow]

Its an HK ripoff in the same way HK is a ripoff of everything it took inspiration from

HK is a paper mario and metroid ripoff

[misty reef]

the getting ablity animation looked near exact

[serene chasm]

Taking inspirations from other games is different than copying the exact style of a game

[fiery burrow]

What is HK's "style"

They're in the same genre yes

[heady iron]

bad

[fiery burrow]

Not a ripoff

[serene chasm]

True Jngo

[fiery burrow]

The hunter boss is explicitly an homage to HK but its literally just that

HK is riddled with homages too the most obvious I can think of are the Metroids in Fog Canyon and the Chozo Statue reference in The Abyss

[heady iron]

They gave us the hunter boss we never got and y’all are complaining 😭

[misty reef]

damn it I wanted that /silly

[fiery burrow]

its a fun boss ngl

[misty reef]

anyway
i absolutely hate the argument of "wow that character is a copy of the knight, even down to the cloak.." THE KNIGHT IS NOT THE ONLY CHARACTER THAT CAN WEAR A CLOAK AS GARMENTS

[fiery burrow]

Remember the witch metroidvania people were saying was an HK ripoff because of the blue caverns

[heady iron]

what was the bad wizard game everyone said was a hk clone

[misty reef]

hk owns the color blue

[heady iron]

that kinda started everything

[misty reef]

anyone who uses it gets killed

[fiery burrow]

Nevergrave people thought this was an HK ripoff 💀

[misty reef]

nah

[fiery burrow]

Guys theres signs in a cave 🤓

[heady iron]

gleamlight

[misty reef]

HOLLOW KNIGHT CLONE SPOTTED

[serene chasm]

gleamlight was just bad

[heady iron]

anyways I"m looking forward to lotus knight

[fiery burrow]

Gleamlight had a cool artstyle but I never played

But holy moly its 3 dollars so maybe...

[misty reef]

arent we all

🤓

[harsh yarrow]

OIhhh is that the funny cat one???

I saw that a bit ago and it looked cute

[fiery burrow]

still not out

[harsh yarrow]

Noooooo

D:

I want to try it

[sinful flare]

im looking towards ugly jesus vs mummy 2

[serene chasm]

I remember Benji played it and said it was just awful. Like you didnt get any information on what to do and had to bang your head against the metorphoric wall until you figured it out

[fiery burrow]

I've played rain world I'll manage

[serene chasm]

That explains so much

[misty reef]

rain world made me scared of water

[harsh yarrow]

oh wait

[misty reef]

now I cant drink

or exist

[harsh yarrow]

Never Grave has a demo

[misty reef]

whats the story of the deviator

[serene chasm]

apperantly I played the never grave demo before

[harsh yarrow]

Well thats not a great sign XD

[serene chasm]

yeah. for 7 minutes

[harsh yarrow]

I'll have to find some time to play it

[misty reef]

why do all metroidvania games have human main characters like come on

[twilit vector]

thats true they all do

[misty reef]

well I was exagrating

[wheat sail]

Uhhhh metroid

[fiery burrow]

Humans are cool

[misty reef]

no they're not

[wheat sail]

Ok furry

[fiery burrow]

I'm proof that they are

[misty reef]

that doesnt mean im a furry

[wheat sail]

Prove it

[misty reef]

also Im proof they arent

[misty reef]

tf you mean prove it im not a furry

[wheat sail]

The only thing uncool is self depreciation

Cheer up buddy

[stoic sigil]

Hollow Knight doesn't count because metroidvanias are supposed to be good

[misty reef]

no

I want a metroidvania with nonhuman characters

[wheat sail]

Gleamlight

[stoic sigil]

Lotus Knight

[wheat sail]

It's like non sols but with humans

[misty reef]

absolutely not then

[wheat sail]

Ok how about new super Mario bros

[misty reef]

ew

[wheat sail]

Gym ew

[stoic sigil]

What about Silksong

[wheat sail]

Ohhhh how about hollow night

[weary tapir]

boy howdy is it my lucky day

[misty reef]

I wonder if Ive played those already

[wheat sail]

Me who doesn't play league not knowing what's happening

[rustic ore]

@fiery burrow gaming

[rustic ore]

...Metroid
...Castlevania

[fiery burrow]

peak

[rustic ore]

commonly known for their human protagonists

[misty reef]

nah

[heady iron]

Samus is part Metroid ☝️🤓

[misty reef]

they dont pass the 900 tests

[serene chasm]

Gave the Never Grave demo some more time. Some cool ideas, but the animations are really janky and feels really alpha

[wheat sail]

Really sigma

[heady iron]

I'd check it out but it has anime characters in it

[wheat sail]

Good ideas held back by art 🤮

[misty reef]

i will find a new game that fits when it is time

[wheat sail]

AI save us

[misty reef]

dang

[serene chasm]

The style of the game isnt bad. I dont hate it. The attack and jump animation has no follow through.

[ashen tangle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWAX7GnXSDI

this peak was 4 years ago

[twilit vector]

embed fail

[serene chasm]

embeded fine for me

[heady iron]

render fail

[twilit vector]

i am lying

[serene chasm]

omg

[wheat sail]

Embed destruction

[serene chasm]

lying is bad

[wheat sail]

Knights only tell the truth, knaves only lie

[twilit vector]

i hope lace is 5 seperate boss encounters tbh

and each one ends with them falling in love

[serene chasm]

every boss is lace in a different disguise

[twilit vector]

the ideal game

[marsh ibex]

ooh….

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907

[uncut citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1281307758976565376/caption.gif

[halcyon cloud]

Sild song

[formal whale]

Ninesong

Silksouls

[misty reef]

ninesong = warrior cats oc

[steady sage]

i am only a truther :3

[lucid holly]

Yo I’m on chapter 3 of monster hunter wilds

So fucking peak

[brittle garnet]

It is but idk what chapter im on

I think im on 2 or something

But i havent paid attention to the chapter numbers

But the game is peak

[fiery burrow]

it has chapters?

[brittle garnet]

Yes

[fiery burrow]

neat

[lucid holly]

What part are you on arch

[wheat sail]

Interlude

[flat remnant]

ye

https://tenor.com/view/bwaa-bwaa-bocchi-gif-9468971654895760695

[uncut citrus]

🆙

[wheat sail]

Is that kirby

[edgy valve]

no its clearly shrek 5

[wheat sail]

There isn't even a Shrek 3

[edgy valve]

bros still stuck in 2004

[wheat sail]

Bring me back to the 2010s

When drinks were 25 cents

[lament mango]

Bring me back to the 2000s, where teen titans was a great show, spongebob was still good, and my only worries were if I'd get impaled on the school fence or not at recess

[fiery burrow]

my only worries were if I'd get impaled on the school fence
guh

[lament mango]

Listen it was better then playing firing squad

[fiery burrow]

bro did your school have the gothic architecture

[ashen tangle]

prediction year for silksong guys

2028

[broken tartan]

Did you get bullied or smth

[lament mango]

Mine is 202⅝

[lament mango]

Naw, we just had wierd shit

Like the massive concrete stairs in the west side wall that didn't have railings or a fence

Funny enough noone ever fell off, which was good cuz A it was a 20 foot drop, and B there was a pre school playground right next to it

I wish I was making this up btw, cuz now I look back and go "why am I not dead already?"

[broken tartan]

A man like me would do a backflip from the stairs and land on my feet

[lament mango]

Like how some older kids accidentally caused a tree to fall on the fence, and we started extending our recess area into the spooky woods

This went on for about 2 weeks until it got fixed

[broken tartan]

Wth is your school 🙏

[wheat sail]

At my school we turned the smallest kids into ragu

[lament mango]

Don't get me started. Once got beat up and my favorite yugioh card stolen. And then there's was firing squad. Where you (and I'm not making this up, swear to god) line people up agasint a wall, and whip basketballs at them. Whoever gets hit is out

Then there was the skipping rope whippings

[shell yacht]

That's just dodgeball with a handicap

[wheat sail]

At least it wasn't a handful of pebbles

Throw the brick 😎

[versed pollen]

I remember the brick

[lament mango]

You ever had a 8th grader fucking send a basketball at your chest and compress you atasint a concrete wall?

[versed pollen]

I got 4 kills with it

[edgy valve]

what were they training you for the military

[broken tartan]

Smh i didnt do cool stuff in my school

[lament mango]

Oh there was also four square

I never got to play it tho ;_;

No friends

[lament mango]

Life, they were training us for life

[edgy valve]

i dont really know any moments in life where you will be pressed against a wall with a basketball flying towards your face

[lament mango]

Oi you were allowed to dodge

.... you just had to stay on the wall is all

[edgy valve]

i love getting concussed

[lament mango]

I wouldn't know, I was good at firing squad

[versed pollen]

It ain't a proper firing squad if you're not facing the wall

[sinful flare]

https://files.catbox.moe/tx4if5.mp4 @lone crown 60 fps on m&l bis remake is amazing

huh catbox moe videos dont embed

wait you have nitro you can reupload it

its past 100 mb so i cant

[lament mango]

If you can't look at man/woman in the eye when you kill them whip balls at their face, maybe they don't deserve to die

[lone crown]

Let me tru

https://files.catbox.moe/tx4if5.mp4 @lone crown 60 fps on m&l bis remake is amazing

Hm didnt work

[sinful flare]

no i mean download the vieo and upload it as a file here

[lone crown]

I know i know, joke

[broken tartan]

If you put the link last it will show i think

[willow sinew]

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

[lone crown]

Just let it cook, says its sending

[lament mango]

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
Now turn your back, and face the wall

[fiery burrow]

Engi in #sk-discussion ??

[carmine island]

Engi discussion

[lament mango]

Also your pfp reminds me, i need to get MHWi sometime

[sinful flare]

also please look at the dmg of the last attack

its so funny

[lone crown]

1.7k is ridiculous

[lone crown]

Also wtf kaan this is like a seven minute video

[carmine island]

4kb zip bomb

[sinful flare]

i didnt expect it to take that long

i just gotta thank myself for remembering to change the bitrate to something nomral instead of the default fucking ridiculous 50 mbps or something like that

(its at 3.5 mbps or 5 mbps max)

also my cursor just like being there so that i dont forget which one to hit

[sinful flare]

wait until i get the 4th badge for luigi which lets you deal 6 TIMES THE DAMAGE instead of 3 times you just saw

it would deal like 3.4k

[lone crown]

[sinful flare]

idk how to unlock that tho

[lone crown]

But yeah it does look good at 60

[sinful flare]

probably through leveling up but im kind of anxious about being too overleveled because im just before the dark star fight

[sinful flare]

its so good (ive been told that one of the dark star attacks are 2 times speed tho lol)

[lone crown]

Hmmm

What boss was before dark star again?

Midbus?

[sinful flare]

ice level midbus yeah

[lone crown]

Oh then you havent seen anything after dark star which is good

[sinful flare]

bowser politely invites dark star into his body and the bros have to deal with it

[sinful flare]

say i beat dark star

can i still go back and grind xp

or also like explore any other area if i want

[lone crown]

Yeah

[sinful flare]

cool

[lone crown]

Even when you have the final boss access you can go back yes

You can continue playing

You’ll know when the finale’s coming

[sinful flare]

are there points of no return

[lone crown]

No

There’s a fast travel thing you can use in one of the last segments as bowser

Even as M&L there are no “points of no return”, maps that open up whenever bowser does something can still be accessed (like for example you could make bowser drink water again for the first zone)

[sinful flare]

oh yeah i remember

though i havent unlocked a whole lot of chakroads

cuz im stupid

[lone crown]

I forget it exists

Also in the main town thing where you buy badges and shit, theres this fancy store or something and if you get your characters to the highest rank (max level) i think you get a badge for m&l and a fang for bowser

The one for bowser is ridiculous

I dont remember what the one for the bros do

[lone crown]

It basically ||lets you go twice in one round as Bowser ||

[sinful flare]

wtf

is it like a permanent Fury

if im grinding for that the boss is basically dead in 2 punches at this point anyways 💀

[lone crown]

I dont think you have fury status with it no

[sinful flare]

cuz fury status lets you go twice in one round

[lone crown]

I wonder if it stacks

[lone crown]

I thought fury status just buffed your damage but also lowered your resistances

I dont recall going twice in a row with it but i could be wrong

[sinful flare]

idk i know that whenever i got it in the 3ds remake it always let me have two rounds

[lone crown]

Huh okay

[carmine island]

@fiery burrow it is now impossible to take a bath in ultrakill

[lone crown]

Maybe its me misremembering

[sinful flare]

at least from what ive seen

fury lets enemies or bowser go two rounds consecutively

[carmine island]

Never forget what they took from us

[sinful flare]

WHAT

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/gotg-what-chris-pratt-starlord-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-11287925

(I have no idea how you could take a bath beforehand)

[lone crown]

Im not sure if they changed this in the remake

[carmine island]

There used to be water in 1-3 but now post revamp it’s just fake water

[sinful flare]

i only got fury during boss battles and only once in a normal encounter

[carmine island]

There’s no water in 4-3

1-3 and 4-3 are the only levels with soap

[fiery burrow]

despicable

[carmine island]

So you can take a bath anymore

[fiery burrow]

there's water in 4-3

second to last room iirc

[carmine island]

WIAT

HOLY SHIT

YEAH!!!!

Ok crisis averted

[lone crown]

If you stacked Fury with the Intruder Fangs (two moves per round), rest in peace to everything you encounter

That is, if you actually get the status

[sinful flare]

idk ive always got 2 moves per round with Fury in remake

[lone crown]

Maybe there’s an item or something you have on related to fury? Or they really did change it in the remake

[sinful flare]

let me check

also i wonder if i should record a playthrough of me playing the game in 60 fps

or has anyone else done that already

[lone crown]

Would be a valid nerf if they did change it, double damage is ridiculous
Two turns as a replacement is better for balance cause one could still fuck up and not get the same amount of double damage/not get a lucky hit

[sinful flare]

no clue

[sinful flare]

yeah

[lone crown]

Rampage Shell + Intruder Fangs

[runic atlas]

wtf kaan playing peak

[sinful flare]

should i stream myself playing it on a fresh save file hmm

[lone crown]

Rampage Shell - Location: Blubble Lake
Description: “Enrages its wearer and activates the FURY status effect.”

[sinful flare]

though thats gonna be difficult because i hardly get alone time outside weekend early times

[runic atlas]

today i came to the realization i gotta stream FPS games exclusively cuz else i get no bitches viewers

[sinful flare]

i dont know HOW one could gain engagement in a mario&luigi stream anyways because most of it is exploration and looking around for sneaky secrets and a lot of walking lol

[runic atlas]

lol

walking sim...

[sinful flare]

ive spent probably 20 minutes walking around in beach area so yeah

[sinful flare]

what does intruder fang do

[lone crown]

The one that gives you two turns

[runic atlas]

man i still need to finish brothership

i got it day one

ptf

[lone crown]

Reach Final Boss rank as Bowser

[sinful flare]

oh

wtyf

[lone crown]

Im very curious to see how Fury and two turns would stack

[sinful flare]

sounds interesting

though im not sure if i am exactly interested in grinding up to level 40

[lone crown]

Yeah grinding is a bitch

And besides thats like

Overkill

Beyond overkill

Ultrakill…

[sinful flare]

beyond ultrakill even

youd probably one shot the final boss at level 40

[lone crown]

True

Also remember there’s a secret boss when you play as the brothers

In the Challenge Node

Telling you cause its missable

And they just dont tell you lmao

Definitely the most difficult in the game I think

Not sure if they nerfed it in the remake or kept it as-is (probably the latter)

[sinful flare]

noteed

noted

[lucid holly]

any monster hunter wilds playing rn

[fiery burrow]

@carmine island new update broke 5-2

[opaque sigil]

wilds sns actually goes hard chip damage for guarding is tiny

[fiery burrow]

One step closer to Lance

[carmine island]

Intended

[opaque sigil]

I think that might be the next one I play around with

[fiery burrow]

LFG

[carmine island]

How tf does that even happen tho?

[fiery burrow]

I think they added back in the wrath sinners trying to escape styx

unfortunate i think they're kinda ugly

[carmine island]

Level geometry is not necessary

[runic atlas]

i noticed while i was playing it lmao

ultramid ig

[valid sable]

skill issu?????

[fiery burrow]

Visual rework 🥱
New levels 🥱
Improved aerial combat

[runic atlas]

new levels???

literally where

[fiery burrow]

Encore

they should unlock after doing 7-4

[runic atlas]

ohhhh

i see

[carmine island]

You get them after beating the game or 7-4 for now

[runic atlas]

well im streaming the game anyways so they gonna have to wait

[leaden delta]

holy shit

An actual reason to ever dash jump

[carmine island]

Ngl it’s gonna be really funny when fraud comes out and you can just not access encores until you’ve played it lol

[runic atlas]

also wtf star being helpful

[carmine island]

Star is always helpful

[runic atlas]

muffin stop lying

[carmine island]

Nuh uh!!!

My cat used all his energy meowing for food and now that I’ve fed him he’s having a nap

[runic atlas]

lazy ass cat

[carmine island]

Snoring

Eepy

[runic atlas]

my dog is worse but wtv

[carmine island]

It’s ok because he’s cute and I love him

[runic atlas]

chat there's literally no games to plea

play

can't type

[carmine island]

He’s like a son to me

[runic atlas]

i mean yeah pets are basically the closest thing to that

you need to clean up after their shit which

very accurate to newborns

[carmine island]

Even if cats could clean up their own shit they wouldn’t

They’d make us do it

[runic atlas]

oh well yeah

a kid wouldn't either and you know it

[carmine island]

Wiat a minute

You can dash jump in the air now???

[leaden delta]

Off guys now

[carmine island]

By like jumping off the enemy?

[fiery burrow]

yes

[runic atlas]

i think the jump was off an enemy

[fiery burrow]

Also you can slam jump off of enemies too

[carmine island]

Yeah I know

[leaden delta]

wait

[carmine island]

Mario ground pound

[leaden delta]

cuz I haven’t gotten to test it yet

[fiery burrow]

(resets rocket cooldown too)

[runic atlas]

also either im going insane or they changed the position of 2 secrets in 0-3 and 0-4

[carmine island]

And your wall jumps?

[fiery burrow]

they added more

[fiery burrow]

yup

[leaden delta]

do spikes work against virtues n flayers and stuff

[fiery burrow]

what the heck is a spike

[runic atlas]

?

[leaden delta]

or only light enemies like soldiers n stuff

[leaden delta]

THE SLAMMING AND THE GUY DOES DOWN

[carmine island]

They added 2 but it’s not 2 they added 1 new obtainable one and 1 old obtainable one

[fiery burrow]

uh let me see

[runic atlas]

how did they add an old one

uh

im

[carmine island]

Because you already have one of the new ones

[runic atlas]

uh?

[runic atlas]

no i was missing 2 in 0-3 and 2 in 0-4

[carmine island]

Yeha they added new ones

So every level would have 5

[runic atlas]

oh some levels just had 3?

[fiery burrow]

pushes a virtue to the ground but they do not splatter

[runic atlas]

sad

[carmine island]

Yeha 0-3 and 0-4

[runic atlas]

oh

oke

thx

[fiery burrow]

hakita add secrets to encore levels :ccc

[carmine island]

There was 3 soul orbs

Then they added 2 more

But you if you already had gotten all of them you would already have one of the new ones

And you would lose one the old ones

But you can get them back

It’s confusing

[fiery burrow]

upon updating i had the 3 I collected and the two new ones I didn't have

[leaden delta]

this might be big

Might

fuck it didn’t reply

[carmine island]

Yeah but one of those three is a new one

[leaden delta]

_ _

[carmine island]

And one of the new ones is an old one

[leaden delta]

maybe

[runic atlas]

uh

yeah a guy in chat told me about that i think

[leaden delta]

I’d have to see what I can find with it

[fiery burrow]

peculiar

[carmine island]

So you have 2 old ones 2 new ones and 1 old new one

[leaden delta]

at the very least, being able to land on guys is actually huge for cg

bc of rocket fuel reset

[carmine island]

Wait this doesn’t make sense at all

[fiery burrow]

You might not like it, but this is the future of CG combat

Doesn't get much better than this

[runic atlas]

ah fuck

[leaden delta]

this gameplay makes me want to die

[carmine island]

[lucid holly]

Wave 10 lookin ahh gameplay

[fiery burrow]

I don't make it past 20 because I reset when I touch the ground

[carmine island]

Real…

How the hell do you start the waves?

[fiery burrow]

you don't got to touch the ground you just need to get near it

[carmine island]

Oh ok

[lucid holly]

Trueee

How do you reset rockets

[fiery burrow]

Jumping off of enemies

[carmine island]

Star did you see the 4-S belly flop?

[fiery burrow]

no wait i oughta replay this

oh my god

peak..

[leaden delta]

Rockets

and then u can stay in the air during waves by rocket riding and lashing flying guys

staying near the edge

a lot of the time you’ll have like a flayer to fight or virtues to kill so u get an excuse to fight like that

doohickey (alt shotgun) can also keep u in the air

[fiery burrow]

I just ride a rocket and hit it with the malrail to stay in the air

[sinful flare]

last frame before death

[edgy valve]

silksong

[carmine island]

@fiery burrow this is what Peng just sent me it’s so over…

Also I’ve gotta change my steam name is muffin not Muffin

[wheat sail]

just go faster

[carmine island]

I’ve tried that before and it was not pretty

Did not end well

[wheat sail]

you can sign up for my coaching

[fiery burrow]

mogged

[marsh ibex]

starrrr

[wheat sail]

yes?

[carmine island]

203 millisecond difference lmao

[fiery burrow]

whar

[carmine island]

Hello joker

[marsh ibex]

I have done it

[marsh ibex]

Sup

[fiery burrow]

Whats done is done. (What did you do?)

[sinful flare]

Nothing

[heavy magnet]

congrats

[marsh ibex]

I have created

[rustic ore]

This just in: Gemma hums ||Proof of a Hero|| to herself when she crafts things for you

[warped rock]

This sentence lacks an object. Joker needs to go back to school instead of discord 😳
#Roasted #Gottem

[marsh ibex]

https://youtu.be/KBzaZXbhIzc?si=3bdn4WzpGJ02zlAS

It’s. Peak

[warped rock]

They made it sound like an fnf mod song

[wheat sail]

whenever edwins part comes on

[rustic ore]

"I" is the object of the sentence. Neatwheat needs to go back to school instead of discord 😳

[misty reef]

Hello silkers should I eat dinner

[rustic ore]

Yes, you should sustain your mortal flesh whenever necessary

[wheat sail]

fuck no

bombaclat

[misty reef]

Can I become a non mortal if I don't

[heavy magnet]

technically, your existence as a mortal will be ended

(eat food and drink water, treat your meat)

[twilit vector]

what are you eating

[misty reef]

Idk

Food

[wheat sail]

wheat substitute in a can

[misty reef]

Yay

I wanna be a higher being

[serene chasm]

[tawdry valley]

How many flights of stairs are you willing to climb

[misty reef]

Maybe like 108

[tawdry valley]

Climb 109

this is the way

[misty reef]

Okay

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/gabe-newell-no-ytpmv-lol-no-disagree-gif-17266802

[main helm]

will hornet encounter a vessel in pharloom 🤔

[harsh yarrow]

Hopefully no

Not a living one

[shell yacht]

Most likely not, but it'd b neat

[harsh yarrow]

Well, hopefully none at all

eh nvm

I thought all vessels went back to rest in DNM, but I guess I cant really say that because in ETV the hollow knight is still alive...

soo

[formal marsh]

i mean, it's possible

im assuming TK wasnt the only one to leave hallownest

they could've gone to pharloom and died there

[harsh yarrow]

Oh yeah, but having a live vessel might confirm an ending which probably means it wont happen

[formal marsh]

for whatever reason

[fiery burrow]

ETV doesn't exist

[harsh yarrow]

But I guess I wouldnt mind a vessel cropping up

[fiery burrow]

Common misconception but it flat out never existed and no one knows what it actually is

[formal marsh]

i'm absolutely opposed to a live one

but it'd be cool to see a dead one

[shell yacht]

That's the shades that were already down there

[main helm]

huh?

[formal marsh]

another example of the magnolia effect

[main helm]

do all vessels die in an ending or something

[shell yacht]

No

[fiery burrow]

We already have one alive vessel in Silksong you play as her

[main helm]

i think only the knight and/or hollow knight are the only ones that die by ending

[formal marsh]

virus.cok

.com*

[main helm]

which would mean there's still vessels out there

[formal marsh]

TRUE

[main helm]

hornet is not a vessel

[harsh yarrow]

Yeah, thats what I think after a bit more thought

[heavy magnet]

whaaat?!

[shell yacht]

Potentially, not guaranteed

[heavy magnet]

there could be any number

[fiery burrow]

ya explain the void body chief

[main helm]

that is not void

thats just the shell

[fiery burrow]

that conveniently explodes into void

[main helm]

pale king and herrah have the void body thingy

[fiery burrow]

proof

wait

the VOID body thingy?

so it is void

[main helm]

she wasn't born in the abyss, she wasn't made to be a vessel, she was just the pale king and herrah's child to be the heir of deepnest

[carmine island]

[main helm]

herrah only became a dreamer to have a child with pale king, and that child just so happens to be hornet

[fiery burrow]

Being a vessel makes you live forever and grants you immense physical strength so there is good motive to place her egg in the abyss

[heavy magnet]

she has all that already

[main helm]

pale king is a higher being, she'd already be half higher being

[shell yacht]

Liquid you can't be serious, star is one of the people that was telling you the black body of the knight is shell not void the other day

[fiery burrow]

What does that mean

half higher beings don't exist the game never uses that term

[main helm]

and why is he now arguing that hornets shell is void

[fiery burrow]

I changed my mind

[heavy magnet]

it was a trick!