sk-discussion

[serene chasm]

Honestly. Its my fault for trusting the algrothim. But Panic is not punk

[rocky flicker]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE THINGS

[marsh ibex]

HOW

[coarse leaf]

this is old news

[leaden delta]

yea it’s

curious

[marsh ibex]

don’t care

[leaden delta]

so desperate to make everything sanitized ig

[lone crown]

I left for ten seconds

What?

[ebon badger]

oh my god, i HATE the algorithm, ill be listening to like day to remember and rise against and i get p!atd from the smart shuffle

[leaden delta]

it sucks

[ebon badger]

its so pointless

[broken tartan]

They shaved his dreads 💔

[heady iron]

Trump's gone too far this time

[rocky flicker]

“This mascot is racist because it’s a depiction of a minority”
“Ok we change it to bland white people”
“Yay..?”

[lone crown]

Oh we mean apple jacks

[opaque sigil]

Anyways if anyone wants like a long explanation of grammatical gender I can give it but also I’m tired and don’t wanna

[fiery burrow]

Speaking of algorithms

[rocky flicker]

Math homework be like

[lone crown]

They ruin every cereal mascot

[serene chasm]

I always turn off smart shuffle

[rapid lava]

i beat my first boss chat

[twilit vector]

i hate grammatical gender i have to learn german and its so distasteful

[fiery burrow]

I fell asleep with autoplay on and now my recommended is full of shock value slightly racist memes whyyyy

[ebon badger]

sometimes i turn it off because its so often bad, but sometimes i give it another chance when i need new music

[broken tartan]

What is a grammatical gender

[rocky flicker]

What game

[heady iron]

they should turn the lucky charms leprechaun into a millenial

[lucid holly]

El vs ella

[ebon badger]

things like french that assign a gendered pronoun to all things

[quartz cave]

i love gender i think we should all have it unless we dont want to in which case we shouldnt

[broken tartan]

Oh thats normal

[rocky flicker]

My coffee cup is a man

[broken tartan]

Its easy

[twilit vector]

so like in german theres three words for 'the' based on a completely arbitrary system that doesnt really have that many rules

[rocky flicker]

And my can of monster is a woman

[lucid holly]

It’s normal in romantic languages

[rapid lava]

mario kart

[woeful matrix]

la botella de agua

[rocky flicker]

Yay

[broken tartan]

French easy as hell the grammatical genders are no trouble

[opaque sigil]

There’s more to it than just morphological agreements there are effects that grammatical gender has to how people perceive things

[quartz cave]

urm ackstulsally its el botella de agua (no it isnt)

[ebon badger]

french usually does follow rules about it though

[lucid holly]

But not in others

[woeful matrix]

french is weird

[broken tartan]

Irs actually el botello de agua

[ebon badger]

more often than not the ending of the word gives a hint about being fem/masc

[twilit vector]

honestly german is so based for having a gender neutral option as a default

[opaque sigil]

Yes it’s morphological agreement

[heady iron]

I think we should all just learn Mandarin

[opaque sigil]

Gender is a morphological feature

[woeful matrix]

morbius

[rocky flicker]

I tried

[quartz cave]

MORBIUS!?!?!?

[lucid holly]

El autor la autora

[leaden delta]

more languages should implement stuff like this honestly

[ebon badger]

i think theyve come out with a gender neutral pronoun in french

[leaden delta]

it's awesome

[quartz cave]

like that one mentioned in marvel rivals?

[ebon badger]

like eile or something

[fiery burrow]

tammo would you rather have a kiki daughter or bouba son

[quartz cave]

MARVEL RIVALS!>!>!>!

[woeful matrix]

maybe

[broken tartan]

In dutch the word for multiple girls is also the word for multiple people

[rapid lava]

i got a cool kamehamehaa attack

[twilit vector]

sick

[opaque sigil]

Hmm

[lucid holly]

Surfing daughter or scuba diving son

[ebon badger]

french has multiple words for multiple people

[heady iron]

me and the girls (male)

[coarse leaf]

marvel rivals daughter or valorant son

[rocky flicker]

Ismo who would u want as next character in rivals

[opaque sigil]

Kiki’s delivery service is a decent movie

[broken tartan]

Ils and vous

[lucid holly]

Any Vos users

[quartz cave]

i will NEVER have a valorant son

[rocky flicker]

I want nebula tank

[twilit vector]

surfing daughter because shes less likely to die

[wheat sail]

Good evening USA

[ebon badger]

ils elles nous and vous*

[woeful matrix]

valorant is cancer

lowk

[quartz cave]

let my bestie hop in already shes been leaked 🙏

[rocky flicker]

Wait who

[woeful matrix]

emma and blade are next im pretty sure

[broken tartan]

Nous is us so does that count

[quartz cave]

https://tenor.com/view/power-intro-jubilee-x-men-'97-popping-fireworks-holly-chou-gif-6939214448598428756

[twilit vector]

ein my beloved 😍

[rocky flicker]

Who tf is Emma

[ebon badger]

french so gendered they have the masculine they and feminine they

[woeful matrix]

emma frost

[lone crown]

My dumbass fucking professor gave me the wrong test for a midterm i took

[quartz cave]

THE diva emma frost?

[heady iron]

emma the gentle blade

[rocky flicker]

Who tf is Emma frost

[woeful matrix]

bro

[quartz cave]

https://tenor.com/view/xmen-97-emma-frost-x-men-97-xmen97-wolverine-gif-622287449074372041

[wheat sail]

Valorant is just weenier cs

[twilit vector]

the best tank oat

[quartz cave]

imagine not being an x men fan smh

[rapid lava]

i have a lot of coins how do i return back

[rocky flicker]

IDC I want nebula

[young saffron]

funner*

[quartz cave]

GET OUT

[opaque sigil]

Lmao nice

[rocky flicker]

I don’t read comics I watch movies

[broken tartan]

Most languages easy as hell except for arab and mandarin

[ebon badger]

can you imagine getting into CS now though

[quartz cave]

only x men allowed

[woeful matrix]

gambit when

[ebon badger]

the average player is so good at it

[twilit vector]

if they make her a support im going to be unbelievably angry bro

[young saffron]

I want gambit

[quartz cave]

bestie the x men have movies

[rocky flicker]

X they

[woeful matrix]

i think she is a tank idk

[quartz cave]

hes been leaked!

[coarse leaf]

something i can appreciate about marvel rivals is that they're including characters my ass as an outsider has NEVER heard of. like i didn't know squirrel girl existed before marvel rivals came out

[rocky flicker]

Yeah I’ve watched them. They’re nearly all bad lol

[lone crown]

It was meant to be an economics exam but it was on fucking statistics

[twilit vector]

good

[woeful matrix]

bro like 50 people have been leaked

[ebon badger]

i want nightcrawler

[heady iron]

I should rewatch the best x-men movie x-men origins

[rocky flicker]

Origins and days of future past were peak

[quartz cave]

how didnt you shes peak,,,

[quartz cave]

out.

[broken tartan]

Didnt squirrel girl beat thanis

[coarse leaf]

because i don't pay attention to marvel media

like ever

[twilit vector]

avengers animated series

[rocky flicker]

Look me dead in the eyes and tell me you like x man 3

[quartz cave]

you should it has peak like jubilee and star lord

[woeful matrix]

love how mr added luna she was very unknown

[rocky flicker]

Oh also Logan is awesome forgot that’s technically an X men movie

[ebon badger]

that was a good movie

[woeful matrix]

logan is not balanced in mr

[ebon badger]

i have one minor gripe with the girl character in it though

[rocky flicker]

My 3 good x men movies

[broken tartan]

Hot take but watching movies is so boring

[whole grove]

Chat should I watch moon knight

[woeful matrix]

sure

[ebon badger]

why does the little girl have ||foot claws??|| they write it off as ||oh cuz female wolverines do!|| but he didnt get his powers from the animal dude

[lone crown]

Studio ghibli:

[twilit vector]

guys whats your top 3 fictional women

[rocky flicker]

Logan, days of future past, origins, first class

[ebon badger]

its just a similarity

[lone crown]

I miss her

[quartz cave]

do it or a murder your (insert something or someone you care about)

[heady iron]

disaster movies:

[rocky flicker]

TikTok

[twilit vector]

huh

[broken tartan]

Wdym

[twilit vector]

didnt think of that

[ebon badger]

counterpoint the boy and the heron

[quartz cave]

"fictional women" thats so redundant we all know theyre not real

[rocky flicker]

Is the boy and heron good I haven’t seen it yet

[marsh ibex]

most of the x men movies sucked

[ebon badger]

no

[twilit vector]

true

[marsh ibex]

too wolverine centric

[rocky flicker]

This guy gets it

There are 3 good X men movies and yall can fight me on that

[twilit vector]

cyclops shouldve got his own movie

[ebon badger]

it didnt have any stunning visuals, the music was just okay, no event in the movie made sense

[marsh ibex]

and somehow they got worse post reboot

[lucid holly]

Alright freediving son or spearfishing daughter

[marsh ibex]

I don’t even know how

[rocky flicker]

Cyclops is one of the worst characters in the movies he’s comedically bad

[quartz cave]

chat im just looking at the leaks again and im not sure what the actual fuck these devs are doing liike

[lone crown]

What leaks

[twilit vector]

exactly bro

[heady iron]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-doctor-strange-professor-x-multiverse-of-madness-gif-25661754

[ebon badger]

gas leak

[lucid holly]

Gas leaks

[twilit vector]

poor guy

[rocky flicker]

He does nothing gets cucked and then dies

[twilit vector]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-xavier-professor-x-gif-25676579

[woeful matrix]

we are all maining hit monkey when he comes out

[quartz cave]

why does hitmonkey jean grey and deadpool have voicelines about them already, the next theme is hellfire gala, and one of the most developed like literally almost done characters is ultron

[rocky flicker]

That doesn’t count as an x men movies does it

[lucid holly]

Wait so who are the upcoming characters

[quartz cave]

how do these relate

[rocky flicker]

MOAR VILLAINS

I WANT MOAR VILLAINS

[twilit vector]

deadpools interactions are going to be so good

[heady iron]

I want my kernel level anticheat spyware to be American made not from China

[ebon badger]

i dont play marvel rivals i just tihnk galacta is adorable

[broken tartan]

Thanos would just be Doomfist

[coarse leaf]

aerith gainsborough, tifa lockhart, 2B

[woeful matrix]

i fucking hate galacta

[marsh ibex]

Goku

[quartz cave]

tbh i think you should stop that vehicle

[ebon badger]

i love her voice actress shes so good

[woeful matrix]

better stop the vehicle

[quartz cave]

yeah you better stop it

[ebon badger]

shes asphalt from guilty gear

[lone crown]

…knight?

[marsh ibex]

[heady iron]

Makoto Koji

[ebon badger]

beffica from bugsnax

[woeful matrix]

who tf is locus

[ebon badger]

2 DIFFERENT league of legends support characters

that fucking cat from persona 5

[rocky flicker]

When thanos

[coarse leaf]

aerith my beloved manic pixie dream girl

[broken tartan]

Who the hell is galacta isnt galactus and all powerful universal being

[ebon badger]

his daughter

[quartz cave]

galacta would be peak if she didnt send me stupidfuckingteammates

[rocky flicker]

Who’s aerith gainsboroigh

[twilit vector]

galactus pve mode would go hard

[rocky flicker]

She makes the teams?

I have no idea what the rivals lore is

I skipped every cutscene

[quartz cave]

like bestie i KNOW you can switch who these dumbasses use why are you not changing them

[rocky flicker]

It’s a hero shooter don’t boo me idc

[coarse leaf]

girl from ff7

[quartz cave]

so MID

[woeful matrix]

better luck next time

[broken tartan]

You should never watch cutscenes then go around saying the game is bad because you didnt understand it

[rocky flicker]

OHHHH THAT AERITH

[ebon badger]

the spiderman one trick thats 0/8

[quartz cave]

tbh you cant expect to win em all

[rocky flicker]

I didn’t know her last name

She’s dead haha

[heady iron]

I skipped all the cutscenes in mgs4

[quartz cave]

that one thing that cant tank for shit:

[twilit vector]

'where are my heals'

[heady iron]

why is it such a short game

[rocky flicker]

That’s me on magik

I’m trying to learn her I have no idea how to play her well

[ebon badger]

i love seeing marvel rivals characters develop archetypes that league players have dealt with for years

[twilit vector]

oh my god the things that just run away from objective to chase down a single luna

[ebon badger]

spiderman is literally yasuo

[rocky flicker]

Her dash hitbox is so stupid you have to aim above their shoulder or you’ll miss

[quartz cave]

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! galacta i swear to god if i hear well you cant expect to win them all in my 90 game loss streak again i will bring a third doom out of the timelines

[rocky flicker]

I don’t like that the game is 3rd person ngl

It’s nicer for skins but like

[ebon badger]

but how else will i see the character models

[quartz cave]

ew leauge

[ebon badger]

buddy you play a hero shooter

kettle calling the pot a kitchen appliance

[woeful matrix]

what is wrong with hero shooters

[quartz cave]

But it has peak like spiderman

[woeful matrix]

league is worse than val

[rocky flicker]

Like every single hero pvp game before it

[quartz cave]

League player should be a slur

[twilit vector]

erm actually not all of them have guns

[ebon badger]

yeah but im seeing it in real time

[quartz cave]

Why

[ebon badger]

its so funny

[quartz cave]

It just makes it easier to be aware of your surroundings

[rocky flicker]

Because 1st person doesn’t have the wonky aiming stuff

[heady iron]

all live service games are trash

[quartz cave]

Its not really wonky though

[rocky flicker]

Especially magiks dash it’s so irritating

[heady iron]

I only play good single player games like the order 1886

[rocky flicker]

Dude magiks dash you have to aim above their right shoulder or you’ll miss

[twilit vector]

1st person in rivals would be hell with all the mobility and flying characters

[coarse leaf]

competitive game player infighting moments (their games are all equally frustrating to play)

[quartz cave]

Like mosts characters are perfect on that side thats just magik being magik

[lilac gyro]

Hello chat

[ebon badger]

theyre all terrible

[rocky flicker]

I really want to get good with magik

But I’m so bad at magik

[quartz cave]

I like the tradeoff one character vs 37

[ebon badger]

why are we fighting to decide which is 1/10 and which is 1.5/10

[quartz cave]

Thats called a skill issue

[ebon badger]

theyre all bad

[lilac gyro]

If it makes you feel better

I main mk

[rocky flicker]

I just prefer first person

[woeful matrix]

magik dash needing to be lined up perfectly with every atom to hit properly while spiderman uppercut hits from 5 meteres way

[quartz cave]

Skill issue

[rocky flicker]

…yes

[ebon badger]

iron fist

[lone crown]

Blocking anyone who plays/played league/val, step right up folks, line up

[rocky flicker]

What other games do you play Mr turret lover

[quartz cave]

Fuck iron fist tbh

And he got BUFFED

[rocky flicker]

Skill issue

[ebon badger]

👋

[twilit vector]

feels good to know that when my team loses its not my fault because i play support

[quartz cave]

Banned

[rocky flicker]

How tf do you not deal with iron fist as a namor

[lilac gyro]

Can you add squirrel girl to that list

[quartz cave]

Average heals?

[ebon badger]

iron fist is the master yi of this game

[rocky flicker]

What’s wrong with squirrel girl

[twilit vector]

12k+

[quartz cave]

Hey she sucks but at leasg shes not invincible if you play like any strategist

[woeful matrix]

iron fist is so mid now

[quartz cave]

So cringe get a grip

Wheres the 20k

[woeful matrix]

i love seeing iron fist mains cry about the rework

[lilac gyro]

No one asked her ult to get buffed

[ebon badger]

at least shes not- (i dont have image perms pretend i sent the title card gif)

[quartz cave]

Ew

[lone crown]

Is the shark a good character

I dont play rivals

[ebon badger]

no

[lilac gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

[ebon badger]

jeff is cheese

[twilit vector]

here and there when people actually play well

[lilac gyro]

He’s ok

[rocky flicker]

Jeff is hilarious

My goat

[ebon badger]

a vast majority of jeff players do it for the meme so his winrate is super tanked

[lucid holly]

me

[quartz cave]

Depens on your team and what player you are, but ita not on the top side of the list

[woeful matrix]

jeff isnt terrible

[rocky flicker]

Weirdly super good low rank, falls off QUICK

[woeful matrix]

really situational

[lone crown]

🪤 ⁉️

[quartz cave]

Yeah

[rocky flicker]

Don’t do that

[lilac gyro]

I was playing a comp game and our mf Jeff threw the game (he ulted every friendly only and killed everyone)

[woeful matrix]

hes good in triple support comps when he isnt healing much and working more as a flank

[coarse leaf]

i think the hero shooter culture of shitting on people for character choice is half of what completely turns me off from that specific genre of competitive games. they genuinely look more fun to me than a lot of shooters but i feel like i'm gonna get judged for picking and playing a character i like

[rocky flicker]

Is triple support still meta

[twilit vector]

every single time i hear the jeff ult sound it fills me with incredible rage

[rocky flicker]

Yeah you are

[woeful matrix]

uh i think

[lone crown]

Does rivals have friendly fire

[twilit vector]

he ALWAYS gets me

[lilac gyro]

No

[quartz cave]

Just disable chat all your worries will literally go away

[lilac gyro]

[coarse leaf]

and that's lame as fuck

[rocky flicker]

Nah but Jeff ult swallows teammates

[lone crown]

What does it do

Like how so

[woeful matrix]

uh

eat

idk

[rocky flicker]

It comes with any game. Smash 4 if you picked bayo you were a bad person (to everyone else)

[lilac gyro]

One time we won and the whole team blamed me and went “we lost in spirit”

[rocky flicker]

Swallow all enemies and friendlies within a big radius

[marsh ibex]

AAAAARGH

[lone crown]

LMFAO

[quartz cave]

Try it and see how you go, and even if yiu dont know how to disable chat it doesnt matter because every single character is hated no exceptions so you can just say the same for the people critizicing you

[rocky flicker]

It’s incredibly funny

[coarse leaf]

i feel like if you actively need to disengage from the social aspect of a multiplayer game then it's something worth criticizing about the general community culture regardless of if you're able to ignore it pretty easily

[lone crown]

I might only play rivals just to fuck people over

[twilit vector]

i like keeping chat on tbh

[rocky flicker]

If you disable chat you’re a coward and a fraud

[woeful matrix]

real

[twilit vector]

only in casual

[rocky flicker]

It’s a team based game

[quartz cave]

Yeah but that just comes with being big

[rocky flicker]

Use comms

[twilit vector]

exactly

[quartz cave]

Just use the ping wheel frfr

[rocky flicker]

The ping system is terrible lmao

[lilac gyro]

Oh yeah did I tell you how I had horrible kd but I was stalling for my team to win the game (50k damage tanked btw)

[quartz cave]

Like standing mid match just to write is not a good thing

[woeful matrix]

the ping wheel doesnt have an option for telling my shitty bw to swap off

[quartz cave]

No?

[rocky flicker]

Voice chat

[twilit vector]

theres so many times my tanks have been playing badly and ive given them constructive criticism between rounds and they turned it around

[rocky flicker]

I usually just use vc

[lilac gyro]

Vc in rivals is never good

[quartz cave]

Ok and
Chat and vc are different

[twilit vector]

vc scares me for some reason

[quartz cave]

Eitherway most people outta ranked dont use vc

[rocky flicker]

Tell me what the c in vc stands for

[twilit vector]

think its my accent

[quartz cave]

Tell me are they the same thing though

[rocky flicker]

Yeah I think so lol

[quartz cave]

So you access it and use it the same way

[rocky flicker]

Used to talk to ur teammates

I never use normal chat

[quartz cave]

For both you open a menu and use a keyboars to write

[rocky flicker]

Because vc is a thing

[marsh ibex]

Channel

[quartz cave]

And thats the ping wheel for too so

[rocky flicker]

Does it actually that’s stupid

[coarse leaf]

if i used vc in marvel rivals i know for a fact i'd get misgendered and get transphobic responses if i corrected people

[lone crown]

Am i that much of a scumbag to do it in ranked… hmm

[rocky flicker]

Yeah that does suck

[solemn juniper]

If you are not an American male it's pretty much a guarantee to get unnecessarily flamed.

[quartz cave]

This wouls nevee happen transphobic people apparently dont exist

[twilit vector]

how are you supposed to communicate any sort of advanced ideas through pings

morse code?

[coarse leaf]

if only

[quartz cave]

Tell me which kind

Of advanced ideas

[rocky flicker]

Ult coordination mostly

[lone crown]

It sucks yeah

[quartz cave]

The i have an ult button:

[twilit vector]

most positive online community:

[dapper canopy]

Hi, is the cake real?

[rocky flicker]

Dude how u gonna tell another teammate to use the ult at the same time as you with the “my ult is ready”

[solemn juniper]

Even if there wasn't transphobia you'd probably get insulted for being a woman, really no winning.

[rocky flicker]

No

[twilit vector]

usually something about certain people focusing on specific people

[lone crown]

You are very late, that whole charade ended a while ago and it means nothing

[quartz cave]

You can ping people

[dapper canopy]

😦

[lone crown]

Just mass hysteria

[ebon badger]

erm

[lone crown]

And delusion

[ebon badger]

the cake is a lie

[twilit vector]

but they never actually understand it

[rocky flicker]

Or you could just say like words in vc “rocket ult with me let’s push” or something like that

Much easier imo

[opaque sigil]

The cake isn’t even a lie the cake simply isn’t

[quartz cave]

Tbh just lemme put it as: if it isnt news from official sources being straight abbout the game it dont mstter

[fiery burrow]

how could TC let this happen

[solemn juniper]

Orr just degens.

[coarse leaf]

i think the best multiplayer game community i've been a part of is ff14's community, partly because a LOT of people who play that game are either queer or queer-positive, and the bigots are generally very much othered. of course regardless even within the queer-positive majority there's still bad corners of the community but overall i've had almost entirely positive experiences there

[twilit vector]

straight? ok homophobe

[rocky flicker]

Do you guys actually think silksong gonna be revealed at an event or they just gonna put something up on their socials and be like hey games out in a month or something

[quartz cave]

Then thats just a skill issue if i see someone ping somebody i inow where they are and to look for them specially if the broken heart appears

[quartz cave]

I hate the gays frfr,,,

[twilit vector]

REAL!!!!

[rocky flicker]

Yeah my teams skill issue I ain’t risking it these people are idiots

[quartz cave]

Why we blaming a functional system on stupid people like 😭

[twilit vector]

theyre just going to dead drop it with no announcement

[rocky flicker]

Would be hilarious, but pretty sure they won’t

[lone crown]

Didnt you say people straight up got married to each other in there before

[twilit vector]

:(

[coarse leaf]

could be either. i lean towards them just announcing it on their own terms personally but it's hard to know

[rocky flicker]

Imagine explaining to your real life friends and family you met the love of your life through genshin impact or valorant

I’d make something up and say they hit me with their car and then developed nightingale syndrome

[coarse leaf]

i know people who met long-term partners who they have kids and shit with now on there yeah

[fiery burrow]

Team Cherry has said before they'll send news through carrier pigeon next time

[twilit vector]

imagine meeting your online gf and she gets the ick because you dont have a voice changer

[lone crown]

I need me a significant other who is also hopelessly obsessed with video games as I am

[rocky flicker]

Ari Gibson told me the next news will be the games cancellation and only I get to play the full release

[twilit vector]

so real

[rocky flicker]

Absolutely not

[twilit vector]

i want to play elden ring coop with my boyfriend

actually no

HUSBAND

✊

[coarse leaf]

obviously as is with any way people find partners i've also heard some relationship horror stories come out of that game but

yknow, the bad always comes with the good

[rocky flicker]

I feel like meeting with a guy from valorant is how people lose organs

[lone crown]

In most communities the horror is 99% more prevalent

[twilit vector]

the average valorant player could NOT get my organs, id just jog away

[rocky flicker]

What if it’s a downhill slope they gonna roll and get momentum fast

[lone crown]

Valorant players are weak to sunlight

Its like the radiance to them

[coarse leaf]

the average valorant player is too busy artificially deepening their voice to try and flirt with every woman they meet in the game to bother harvesting anyone's organs

[heady iron]

Where’s that edited photo of the Asian esports player

[rocky flicker]

Huh

[twilit vector]

what

[rocky flicker]

Never played valorant never will

[twilit vector]

guys who wants to start a band

[coarse leaf]

really concerningly vague way to describe it

[heady iron]

Oh god it’s so small

[rocky flicker]

Every single valorant player

Actually no most are the opposite that’s like 40% of them

[twilit vector]

i genuinely cannot concieve about how you let it get this bad

[rocky flicker]

It’s edited lmao

[twilit vector]

shut up

[coarse leaf]

they prefaced it with saying it's edited lol

[lone crown]

This is fake right

[ebon badger]

actually most esports players ive seen are pretty conventional

[twilit vector]

there are people like this

[heady iron]

It’s a real photo of me

[rocky flicker]

I’ve never seen an esports player

I do not watch e sports

That sounds terrible

[twilit vector]

leffen comes to mind first

[lone crown]

They live in basements but only come out of hiding when its their time to shine

[rocky flicker]

I know the name idk who that is tho

Actually does hungrybox count as esports

[solemn juniper]

There is a condition (or whatever) that makes people come to be that thin.

[twilit vector]

brawl player

[rocky flicker]

I like hungrybox

[twilit vector]

yes

hbox based as usual

[coarse leaf]

even if you're incredibly unhealthy as long as you eat enough to sustain your body your arms aren't gonna look like that

[lone crown]

Didnt someone throw a crab at hungrybox on stage

[rocky flicker]

I think so lol

[twilit vector]

YES LMAO

he was too good

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/hbox-hungrybox-juan-de-biedma-gif-15747157

[twilit vector]

the people couldnt accept he was simply better

[heady iron]

Nobody notices the nose is also edited

[rocky flicker]

My bad I wasn’t looking at his nose

[twilit vector]

why does he look like chud

[solemn juniper]

Cachexia or something like that.

[coarse leaf]

some people just got big noses

[lone crown]

Can someone throw a lobster at him next

[rocky flicker]

I’m gonna throw myself at him

The way he ledge camps is so attractive

[twilit vector]

hes so fine

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-krillion-happy-feet-gif-12723729865219012965

[rocky flicker]

His rest confirms are hot

[rocky flicker]

I hope that krill died

Specifically was eaten by a human

[solemn juniper]

Basically you lose lots of weight even if you eat normally.

[rocky flicker]

So he knows he was meaningless in life and in death

[lone crown]

What the fuck did it do to you

[twilit vector]

by hbox

actually no

becoming energy in my goats intestinal tract is too good a fate

[coarse leaf]

i know nothing about hungrybox there are many esports players who are so not a very far-off assessment

[twilit vector]

i meant the edited asian esports player

[coarse leaf]

oh

[twilit vector]

hbox is a chad look at his mighty frame

[coarse leaf]

he just looks like a cartoonishly nerdy boy in that one not really a chud

[rocky flicker]

He’s just chubby lmao

[twilit vector]

he looks like that one trans man from the ben shapiro debate

[lone crown]

Remember that one smash player zero

[coarse leaf]

chuds have a very specific identifiable look about them i've found that isn't just nerdy

[rocky flicker]

Oh yeah that guy

[lone crown]

Who left for weirdness irc

[rocky flicker]

He came back for one video and dipped

[twilit vector]

its the hatred and longing in their eyes

[rocky flicker]

I liked his content shame he was a weird mf

[lone crown]

Dude is fucking shredded now

Like he just focused on the gym ever since

And roids iirc

[twilit vector]

i love it when random people are just insanely ripped

[rocky flicker]

wtf he’s jacked now

[coarse leaf]

you're not even wrong the hatred in their hearts does genuinely alter their appearance i feel

[rocky flicker]

Why is he so fit

[coarse leaf]

it just emanates off of them

[twilit vector]

like 70% of roblox creators on youtube are jacked atp

[heady iron]

I hold a lot of hatred and I look fabulous

[twilit vector]

it really does

[rocky flicker]

I hold no hatred and look divine

[coarse leaf]

talking about a very specific kind of hatred here

[twilit vector]

true 😍

[heady iron]

This is me btw

[quiet knot]

Thats way too high of an estimate

[heady iron]

Ew Reddit watermark

[rocky flicker]

Nbacirclejerk

[quiet knot]

Is this physique attainable

also I just realized his nose is so big

[rocky flicker]

I mean probably but why

[quiet knot]

This has to be edited

[quiet knot]

Cave diving idk

[heady iron]

What a schnouser

[coarse leaf]

this user browses r/nbacirclejerk

[twilit vector]

my favourite subreddit is r/atheism because they put sick burns on STUPID christians

[heady iron]

Nah I just looked up edited Asian esports guy

[twilit vector]

yes

[quiet knot]

Isnt that server hella dead

[coarse leaf]

i can't even imagine and frankly don't want to know what r/nbacirclejerk even is and why that image was posted there

[twilit vector]

50% MINIMIUM of your nutrient intake must be ozempic

no excercise allowed

[twilit vector]

idk i dont browse reddit man

[quiet knot]

Neither do I maaaaan

[heady iron]

I should make r/teamcherrycirclejerk

[twilit vector]

erm actually youve just misgendered me, grovel at my feet or prepare to be banned

[quiet knot]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-2-liberty-500kg-bomb-meme-gif-9134761466947278637

[coarse leaf]

i was gonna say on impulse that that's r/silksong but no that's more like r/teamcherryparasocialclub

[twilit vector]

i (the libs) have been owned 😔

[heady iron]

statically or dynamically linked

[weary tapir]

whats everyone’s favorite frame from a movie

[twilit vector]

i genuinely wouldnt be surprised if they have secret cameras in team cherry offices

[weary tapir]

this one’s mine

[heady iron]

(Thats a coding joke that only PROGRAMMERS will get 🤭)

[coarse leaf]

i do not watch enough movies to have the answer to that

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-donkey-slow-turn-wtf-gif-25314230

[twilit vector]

aura

serving

[weary tapir]

I think this frames awesome because it’s shot in a way where while he’s falling, it also showcases that he’s actually ascending into becoming Spiderman

[lone crown]

I did not care for the Godfather

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/nausicaa-of-the-valley-of-the-wind-cartoon-anime-manga-gif-5536886

[coarse leaf]

actually i might have one hold on

[weary tapir]

It’s a very powerful and clever shot

[rocky flicker]

How can you even say that

[twilit vector]

no hes actually ascending to heaven because he died

[heady iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1308410871348858982/1330232371307483177/SPOILER_image0.jpg?ex=67c1f6ef&is=67c0a56f&hm=a07979695f62aa34df19e4a6aea63dd730ff20b822badef6d86e326dc22773f2&

[weary tapir]

Yeah true

[rocky flicker]

Skibby toilet

[twilit vector]

kingpin shouldve just shot spider man

[lone crown]

Didn't like... didn't like it

[twilit vector]

it almost worked in civil war

[rocky flicker]

Wha… what didn’t you like explain yourself

[twilit vector]

he got aunt may

[lone crown]

It insists upon itself, Ikea rat

[weary tapir]

I think spiderverse is so good man it’s not fair

Movies crazy

[marsh ibex]

almost worked on spider man
he shot an old lady and got his shit rocked by Peter

[weary tapir]

easily best superhero movie there is

[quartz cave]

Stupid fucking teammate stealing my stupidfucking namor

[rocky flicker]

What? What does that even mean

[twilit vector]

yeah but now peter is getting cucked by paul so who really won

[opaque sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/nausicaa-of-the-valley-of-the-wind-monster-gif-5536925

[quartz cave]

Dw i just didnt heal them (i still got mvp)

[weary tapir]

I don’t follow comics so this just makes no sense to me

[marsh ibex]

what

[heady iron]

No way home is better cause it’s nostalgia bait cool

[coarse leaf]

that's uh

[weary tapir]

Spiderverse is just an artistic masterpiece

[lone crown]

It takes forever getting in, they spend six and a half hours and then - i cant even finish the movie, have never seen the ending

[marsh ibex]

in comic civil war iron man made Peter unmask himself on national television

[rocky flicker]

IT HAS A VALID POINT TO MAKE ITS INSISTENT

[twilit vector]

aunt may got 200 pumped by one of kingpins men, spider man made a deal with mephisto (satan) to bring her back at the cost of losing his relationship with mj

[weary tapir]

Oh I think I remember this

This does happen

[marsh ibex]

kingpin went “wow this was the guy! Lemme fuck with him” and shot aunt may

[twilit vector]

then she got with a guy named paul

[rocky flicker]

YOUVE NEVER SEEN THE ENDING?

[marsh ibex]

Peter got pissy and decided to beat him up hand to hand

[weary tapir]

Honestly that seems like a kingpin strategy to be fair

[marsh ibex]

Like slapping and gripping his skin

[rocky flicker]

How can you say you don’t like it if you haven’t even given it a chance?

[weary tapir]

I’d be pretty pissy too if someone shot my parental
Figure 😭😭😭

[marsh ibex]

then one more day happened

We don’t talk about one more day

[twilit vector]

gulp

[heady iron]

Umm excuse me, no rp in the server ☝️🤓

[coarse leaf]

mods they're doing family guy roleplay in chat ban them ban them ban them

[marsh ibex]

I’ll just give you fifteen second slowmode

[lone crown]

What no its my genuine take

[twilit vector]

mfw i make a deal with actual satan instead of growing as a character

[rocky flicker]

We’re having a discussion about a movie

[weary tapir]

Isn’t that where Peter makes a deal with satan to stop loving Mary Jane to bring aunt may back

[lone crown]

I did not care for the Godfather

[unborn dome]

uh Lois
Peter is getting in the car

[twilit vector]

yes

[marsh ibex]

to completely annul the marriage from ever happening yes

[rocky flicker]

What

[weary tapir]

Yeah

[marsh ibex]

it was in effect meant to soft reset Peter’s character and arc

[rocky flicker]

Comics are weird as hell

[coarse leaf]

PLEASE

[marsh ibex]

was just done poorly

[twilit vector]

now shes with him

[lone crown]

He insists upon himself

[marsh ibex]

Okay buddy WE GET IT

[coarse leaf]

i'll do ANYTHING for a hit of slowmode

[marsh ibex]

god

[twilit vector]

i HATE paul

[weary tapir]

What’s the one spider man comic where him and Mary Jane get sent to the future and then only he gets sent back by some asshole so he figures out how to go back forward in time but by the time he gets there she fell in love with the other guy

[heady iron]

He looks like a charming fellow

[rocky flicker]

Nah he looks like a dweeb

[twilit vector]

there should be a comic run of paul just being brutally tortured

[marsh ibex]

The current run

[lone crown]

What in the fanfic is this nonsense

[rocky flicker]

I don’t like his glasses

[weary tapir]

ah I see

[marsh ibex]

current marvel comics

[weary tapir]

Wow they really seem to suck at writing Spiderman

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/doug-walker-fnaf-turning-around-turning-doug-turning-around-gif-23411544

[rocky flicker]

Spooderman is suffering

[marsh ibex]

actually I lied currently the guy who sent Peter back in time is Venom now

[rocky flicker]

Isn’t that the meme like berk

[marsh ibex]

And Gwen Stacy is back as Deadpool

[opaque sigil]

Goated scene

[rocky flicker]

wtf are you talking about

[opaque sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/jpexplosion-naushika-nausicaa-gif-5562890

[weary tapir]

All I know is apparently ultimate Spiderman is the cool Spiderman now because he only becomes Spiderman after getting married and being happy

[marsh ibex]

I feel like you should have chosen a better gif than that one

[quartz cave]

Bestie are you talking about paul

[weary tapir]

That’s what the kids are into

[opaque sigil]

What?

[quartz cave]

Yes!! Its peak!!

?av

[white sail]

ismoil\_rm

Server Avatar

[heady iron]

Anyways Peter Parker is the single character who suffers the most in any media ever

[twilit vector]

its the corporate overlords fault theyre now just making it stupid so we can see what theyre being forced to do to characters they actually liked

[heady iron]

More than Guts from Berserk

[rocky flicker]

Ew ginger

[coarse leaf]

it very much looks like a nazi salute tammo

[weary tapir]

Someone told me Paul is a self insert character

Is this true

[kindred pewter]

WHY IS HE A GINGER EW

[rocky flicker]

Pawl

[heady iron]

She’s just a little autistic

[wheat sail]

Just be silver 1

[quartz cave]

Idk genetics or whatever

[kindred pewter]

yknow what, yeah

[marsh ibex]

https://comicbookclublive.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/GWENPOOL2025001_Cover-1349x2048.webp

[kindred pewter]

100% paul is a self insert character

[rocky flicker]

Pawl

[quartz cave]

This shit SUCKS

[weary tapir]

Self insert in that the author self inserted himself in

[twilit vector]

its me

[opaque sigil]

I have no idea what you’re talking about

[marsh ibex]

and Paul is most likely currently Venom

[kindred pewter]

yes I believe this

[rocky flicker]

Goes hard

[marsh ibex]

#sk-discussion message

[quartz cave]

Do NOT joke eith that shit

[marsh ibex]

Not joking

[quartz cave]

Have you read ultimate anyway joky

[twilit vector]

i love how good of a guy paul is though

[quartz cave]

I know,, i knos,,,

[coarse leaf]

oh fuck yeah muscular lady

[twilit vector]

bros genuinely wholesome asl

[opaque sigil]

It really doesn’t tho?

[marsh ibex]

No

Not fuck yeah

this sucks

[coarse leaf]

what....

[marsh ibex]

This is garbage

[coarse leaf]

why.....

[weary tapir]

I know ultimate is like superheroes BUT there’s a catch

[twilit vector]

gwenpool is chadpilled youre wrong

[marsh ibex]

for one
Gwenpool already exists, this muddies the waters

[weary tapir]

And I think DC has an equivalent comic like this too now apparently

[kindred pewter]

gwenpool is redpilled

[marsh ibex]

two, Gwen Stacy should simply stay dead, bringing her back just to make her edgy and whatever sucks

[coarse leaf]

hasn't she had like a million iterations already why is that any different

[marsh ibex]

and three, the costume is ass

[fiery burrow]

She's pointing where to shoot because she's evil

[weary tapir]

Like apparently there’s one where Batman is poor

[shell yacht]

Wait they made a Gwen Deadpool on top of gwenpool who's not a Deadpool or proper Gwen???

[weary tapir]

And that sounds cool

[marsh ibex]

Yes

[twilit vector]

guys what do you think about marvels what if

[marsh ibex]

the show?

[twilit vector]

yes

[marsh ibex]

mid

[shell yacht]

[marsh ibex]

it never actually goes into interesting what ifs

[coarse leaf]

pointing with all five fingers

[heady iron]

Who tf cares about Marvel comics anyway, Goku solos them all

[weary tapir]

Joky I didn’t know you were a comic fan

[quartz cave]

Whar no

[marsh ibex]

I’m not

[kindred pewter]

marvels but what if Thanos accidentally ate taco on a wednesday and not on a tuesday

[opaque sigil]

It’s a pretty common “fire” gesture

[weary tapir]

I didn’t know you were involved in the Spiderman comic scene

[marsh ibex]

I have had so much comic book discourse shoved into my fat brain that I have this knowledge just

randomly

[quartz cave]

Chat HEAR ME OUT i just thought about an amazing what if

[shell yacht]

Joker denying being a comic book nerd in the big 2025

[weary tapir]

I learned everything I just told you from YouTube shorts

[quartz cave]

What if,,, every hero in the universe was replaced by captain carter

[weary tapir]

So I’m getting there

[twilit vector]

true

[marsh ibex]

it’s not really denial I don’t read comic books I see discourse online and educate myself

[kindred pewter]

I watched the whole show of suits in youtube shorts

[quartz cave]

Hop on ultimate spider man,,,

[weary tapir]

Isn’t there a story where doc oc becomes spiderman bc Spiderman fucking dies

[shell yacht]

I actively seek out to comicbook conversations and I didn't know half to shit you just said, I haven't read anything since like I want to say 2016

[kindred pewter]

yes

[marsh ibex]

Superior Spider Man is pretty goated

[marsh ibex]

then you’re like

just old

lmao

[weary tapir]

Apparently people hated it on release but it has a cult following now

[marsh ibex]

it is not hard to find this stuff

[kindred pewter]

there's this one comic book youtuber that made a really good video on superior spider man

[heady iron]

I like the comic where Thanos conquers the universe and his final opponent is the Silver Surfer

[weary tapir]

also apparently miles morales is boring as hell and not at all like his movie counterparts

[twilit vector]

even better what if: what if black panther was actually ryan gosling

[marsh ibex]

if you actively seek out comic book stuff and can’t find this

lol

[marsh ibex]

no he’s like

good

[coarse leaf]

a lot of people don't actively seek out discourse online. or at least i'd hope they don't

[marsh ibex]

he has a lightning sword

pretty dope

[twilit vector]

spider man 2099 is so much better than him in comics

[weary tapir]

I always thought miles was cooler

[quartz cave]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-far-frome-home-jake-gyllenhaal-mysterio-fly-powers-gif-16796091

[fiery burrow]

#hk-lore

[weary tapir]

Bc Spiderman with electric powers is sick idk

[kindred pewter]

"I'm WHATSAPP-PILLED SPIDERMAN"

[marsh ibex]

Like lmfao

[twilit vector]

it was all an ad

[weary tapir]

I knew abt miles before spiderverse i know he’s pretty fricken hated

[shell yacht]

What in the he-man is going on

[weary tapir]

Bc people just like Peter

[twilit vector]

bro is NOT king arthur

[marsh ibex]

that was like, early miles

because he took time into getting into his role

he’s pretty dope now

[marsh ibex]

Also because he was black

[weary tapir]

Spiderman with a sword is pretty crazy

[twilit vector]

early miles was just a way to get the woke liberals off of marvels back since they wanted a donald glover spiderman

[weary tapir]

Spiderman with a gun is cool too though

[marsh ibex]

There’s a version of spider man that’s just a knight

[twilit vector]

donald glover spiderman would be so good

[shell yacht]

People mostly whined because somebody was finally trying to replace Spider-Man, who really needs a fucking break by the way

[marsh ibex]

Very funny stuff

[opaque sigil]

Noooo I’m sure comic book fans totally weren’t racist

[marsh ibex]

Like y’all remember uncle Aaron from spider verse

in the comics he was actively using Miles’s powers to do bad shit

when he died he actually traumatized miles

[weary tapir]

Oh wow

[twilit vector]

skill issue!

[marsh ibex]

said he killed him and he was just like him

great shit

so peak

[coarse leaf]

my last contribution i ever made to that channel

[quartz cave]

Spiderman would be cool if he had a shotgun and just murdered anyone who disagreed with him

[weary tapir]

I think miles just inherently has cooler powers

[twilit vector]

sad try to be positive challenge impossible edition

[weary tapir]

I always like Spiderman but there’s a gimmick

[twilit vector]

never seen a single actual contribution from that individual

[lucid holly]

Chat would you rather have a calculus son or a discrete statistics daughter

[marsh ibex]

why are you being so rude

[weary tapir]

Or just superhero but there’s a gimmick

[fiery burrow]

There is nothing in that message that can be remotely interpreted as negative

Don't be a jerk

[twilit vector]

i have had personal interactions with them outside of this message

[fiery burrow]

Don't care

[coarse leaf]

i don't even know who that person is i didn't post that screenshot for them to be lambasted 😭

[twilit vector]

fire

my biggest opposition

[fiery burrow]

I'm sure you misinterpreted those messages as well

[lucid holly]

Fight fight fight

[twilit vector]

one sided beef

[lucid holly]

Rahhhh

[shell yacht]

Lamb is overated (I've never actually had it)

[fiery burrow]

true

[weary tapir]

man what’s going on I thought we were talking about Spiderman why do people gotta be weird

[lucid holly]

I love lamb

[weary tapir]

I’m going back to waiting for monster hunter

[marsh ibex]

anyways

[coarse leaf]

you're wrong as fuck and die now

[twilit vector]

proud to be a level 10 hater 💪

[lucid holly]

When monster hunter

[leaden delta]

I like lamb

A lot

[marsh ibex]

did you see they might have spider Gwen in your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

[twilit vector]

tomorrow

[coarse leaf]

in like a few hours

[marsh ibex]

raw hatred from me

[weary tapir]

I need to watch that show

[shell yacht]

You guys will have to wait till I get a PS5 you can't play monster Hunter before I can

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-i-need-it-i-don’t-need-it-i-definitely-don’t-need-it-thirsty-gif-17101453146721253330

[weary tapir]

I know people fucking hated the trailers and said it was gonna be bad and now apparently it’s good

So

People judging books by covers

[coarse leaf]

i unfortunately do not have the money to buy mj wilds rn

[quartz cave]

Yuh

[twilit vector]

so glad that show isnt woke

[weary tapir]

What does that mean man

How is that criticism

[marsh ibex]

It didn’t look good from the trailers no

[fiery burrow]

I have the money but I don't know if I have the hardware

[weary tapir]

I still don’t get it

[fiery burrow]

Worse comes to worst I buy GU instead

[shell yacht]

Never planned on giving the show time of day, I'm so sick of them rebooting Peter back into high School

[weary tapir]

I think ppl need to be more open minded

That’s what I think

[marsh ibex]

Minor spelling mistake

[weary tapir]

Why do we just innately judge products simply based off the public reception of the community around it instead of formulating our own opinions

[shell yacht]

Joker you don't get to call out spelling mistakes anymore

[weary tapir]

That’s my question

[twilit vector]

joker? i barely know her

[coarse leaf]

anything and anyone that isn't white, straight, cisgender, and conventionally attractive by the definition that chuds use

[weary tapir]

What the fuck does Chud mean

You know what

I don’t care

I don’t get modern slang anymore

😭

And frankly I don’t give a fuck

[twilit vector]

its all from 4chan anyway

[quartz cave]

It means

[coarse leaf]

you're literally around the same age as me calm down

[twilit vector]

who cares

[quartz cave]

https://tenor.com/view/yfnsm-your-friendly-neighborhood-spider-man-swing-fight-daredevil-gif-1991204689618858241

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/fresh-prince-we-will-smith-theres-no-we-shocked-gif-17214689

[weary tapir]

I’m 23 and people are saying shit like “slime out”

Idk anymroe

[twilit vector]

its not that hard

[coarse leaf]

chud is a term that's been getting used for several years my friend

[weary tapir]

I simply don’t care enough I got lost in the brainrot sauce

[twilit vector]

i am too far gone in the brainrot sauce

[coarse leaf]

it just refers to nerds who have gone down the bigoted piece of shit pipeline in its broadest definition that most people actually use it for

[fiery burrow]

your not brublegoted enough to understand

[weary tapir]

I’m gonna end it all Star

[fiery burrow]

I made that one up don't worry

[weary tapir]

You’re my 13th reason

[marsh ibex]

turned spellcheck back on

So yeah, I can.

[shell yacht]

No mean because you made the worst one ever

[versed pollen]

You are untennably goobed bro

[coarse leaf]

i'm also starting to fall behind on what The Kids are saying these days but chud is not one of those you just overreacted to that one

[marsh ibex]

this is intelligible

[coarse leaf]

the kids aren't calling people chuds that's not a word they know

[twilit vector]

feels good to be youthful tbh

[coarse leaf]

at last i hope it's not

[shell yacht]

My phone decided to delete a few words from that sentence right as I hit enter

[versed pollen]

They most certainly do know

[fiery burrow]

chud is like 4chan slang

[shell yacht]

I'm beginning to think its a discord bug because it only happens here

[twilit vector]

chud is more 14-19 age range

[weary tapir]

how the fuck am I over reacting I genuinely don't know what it means what are you talking about

😭

[twilit vector]

average r9k resident

[fiery burrow]

Back in the day (6 years ago) we called chuds chads 👴

[twilit vector]

no we didnt

we called them virgins

[coarse leaf]

i literally explained it! stop being so aggressive damn

[weary tapir]

I'm not!

I

ok

[marsh ibex]

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[coarse leaf]

you're coming off that way

to me

[weary tapir]

I think ur misinterpreting my tone then

[coarse leaf]

probably

[marsh ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-anime-super-saiyan-dbz-dragon-ball-gif-16589862

[shell yacht]

what happens when you put 10 people that can't read a room into a room?

[twilit vector]

#hk-meme

[weary tapir]

the only person in this server who can read the room is kirb

[coarse leaf]

not sure about that one

[marsh ibex]

I can read rooms

[shell yacht]

Kirb reads the room and chooses to ignore it

[marsh ibex]

I tend to ignore it because yknow

[weary tapir]

that'

is whats funny

[marsh ibex]

I don’t respect myself enough

[weary tapir]

I like limit testing admittedly

[marsh ibex]

speaking of no self respect I started writing the thing I said I was gonna write

and that is all I will say on the matter

[weary tapir]

one time a server found out they didn't have @ everyone pings disabled right

and then I proceeded to say

[twilit vector]

just clicked on that lovely cesspit and they have discovered bread

[weary tapir]

"oh well if they didn't check that I bet they didn't check this"

[coarse leaf]

i'm bad with tone and getting sarcasm especially through text

[weary tapir]

did a /tts message

and it played for like

2 thousand people

pretty funny

😭

[twilit vector]

my goat

[versed pollen]

I forgot tts messages were a thing until just now

[weary tapir]

there was a swarm of people coming in just going

"what the fuck was that"

i'm pretty sure the message was just "balls"

[twilit vector]

excellent...

[versed pollen]

You should have made it the No Mouth Must scream hate speech or whatever the fuck it's called

[weary tapir]

they didn't ban me or get me in trouble though so

HEY

I left the winner

[coarse leaf]

i get baited by people online so easily and it's genuinely frustrating and saddening to me when it happens because then i just feel like i wasted my time engaging with something that the person i was talking to never even believed in and then they act like it should've been obvious it was all a joke all along

it's lame to me

[marsh ibex]

I want my head to explode

[quiet knot]

🤯

[fiery burrow]

Baiting is tough work

[marsh ibex]

No it ain’t

[fiery burrow]

People think I bait when I don't do that though

[weary tapir]

less than 3 hours until I am free from twitter and discord

and instead bound to capcom

[fiery burrow]

Hornet is void stuff aside anyways its their fault for falling for that

[opaque sigil]

this channel has like the stupidest people

[fiery burrow]

woah

[marsh ibex]

Yeah it’s called the boy who cried wolf

[weary tapir]

anyone in here ever done jazz band before

[marsh ibex]

I have my sanity intact so no

[coarse leaf]

there's certain people in here who i've gotten used to the fact they're hardly ever being serious (like kirb) and have adjusted accordingly but it still happens with people i haven't gotten used to and always makes me frown

[weary tapir]

I loved jazz band...

it was so fun

[solemn juniper]

Hard to do with text unless you know how they normally text, but for actual speaking you mostly want to listen for extra emphasise.

[fiery burrow]

jazz mentioned aki takase plug go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWUXZOvx4pA

[weary tapir]

I played the guitar for our jazz band

it was fire

[marsh ibex]

Lowkey getting toned…

ORDEALLLLLL

[twilit vector]

i love baiting tbh

[weary tapir]

jazz guitar is so fun bc you just play whatever the fuck you want and people go "yeah that sounds good"

[twilit vector]

brings me joy

[quiet knot]

Uhuh

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/that's-bait-fishing-thats-bait-time-to-go-fishing-dark-souls-gif-12687109592345272249

I think the fact that this gif has dark souls in its name is the funniest thing ever

[shell yacht]

I took guitar and in spare time piano, and gave up on both for a while when my crush graduated before me

Mmm lag

[weary tapir]

guitar is fire

oh did you learn it just for the crush

[fiery burrow]

maybe you were just good

[shell yacht]

Nah that part was a coincidence

[weary tapir]

I am mediocre

my trombone is fire though admittedly

[quiet knot]

No yeah its definitely Dark Souls

[shell yacht]

She was also there in guitar

[weary tapir]

my trombone is state music chamber good

apparently

maybe even nationals if covid didnt happen

[coarse leaf]

when someone says something with what to me seems like full sincerity over text with zero indication of tone i never get it when they go "i was just joking" like it was obvious and it makes me feel dumb

[weary tapir]

humble brag I can play the over sized tuning slide

PROBABLY the only thing I am good at

that and computers I guess

[shell yacht]

I try to make my jokes obvious and be serious 98% of the time

[weary tapir]

I know a guy who learned piano just for a girl and she rejected him

[shell yacht]

Dayum

[fiery burrow]

or a

[weary tapir]

It was admittedly kinda funny idk

maybe i'm a bad person

[heady iron]

I just never convey myself seriously

[quiet knot]

oof

[quiet knot]

same lol

[fiery burrow]

I don't convey myself seriously because I'm too good for all of you

[weary tapir]

I'm aromantic so i'm just doing music for the love of the game what can I say

[wheat sail]

Does that mean

[weary tapir]

I swear

[quiet knot]

You got baited

[weary tapir]

kirb

[solemn juniper]

Purely to destroy your ego and confidence, I can sing, play piano, play violin (to a mediocre degree), am learning guitar, and I want to learn the harp