sk-discussion

[lucid holly]

I use saw for 1 and 2

I saw trap in the cyber grind

[carmine island]

Oh and red Nailgun?

[lucid holly]

And big saw is broken

Yea

[carmine island]

That’s the same setup I have lmao

[lucid holly]

But I never use red nailgun

[carmine island]

I use it sometimes

[lucid holly]

What’s ur pistols

[carmine island]

Alt blue regular green and regular red

[lucid holly]

Regular red

That’s nuts

[carmine island]

Yeah

[lucid holly]

Alt red is broken

[carmine island]

Aw

[fiery burrow]

Red is the only one I don't do the alternate

[lucid holly]

You use alt coins???

What

[fiery burrow]

Yeah free damage

[lucid holly]

You are insane

Actually nuts

[carmine island]

Alt coins are pretty cool if

[lucid holly]

How do you live

[carmine island]

Tbh you can swap the alt and regular out at the shop anytime

There’s no real reason to use only the regular

[lucid holly]

I tried alt for a tiny bit

But I couldn’t do it

[fiery burrow]

Have you considered how awesome and cool the gun spin looks when you shoot at the right time

ohhh man brutal violence

[lucid holly]

Have you considered killing a million things

[fiery burrow]

I ain't making it out of this alive

[lucid holly]

I have yet to p rank violence on brutal

[carmine island]

It also resets the shot cool-down on all the other alt pistols

[fiery burrow]

oh mannequins are normal?

[carmine island]

I’m pretty sure they’re unchanged

[fiery burrow]

Thank god

Can't change perfection

[lucid holly]

Maybe I should try slabclining

[carmine island]

You can quick draw the two alt pistols then hit a split coin on the alt coins and repeat

[coarse leaf]

why is it called p rank in ultrakill

does it stand for like

[fiery burrow]

Perfect

[lucid holly]

Piss

[carmine island]

It stands for pancakes

[lucid holly]

Don’t listen to starpengu

It’s piss

[coarse leaf]

i choose to believe this one

[carmine island]

Don’t listen to masque it’s pancakes

[fiery burrow]

How it feels to miss your screwdriver on the mindflayer

[lucid holly]

It’s when you get s rank on time style and kills with no deaths

It’s very fun

[carmine island]

That is ok I will forgive you

[oblique musk]

Back in my day the highest rank you could get in your videos game was an A.

[lucid holly]

I wish so bad that KGLW did a song for ultrakill

Like a new one

[carmine island]

Didn’t they?

[fiery burrow]

Heck yeah

[lucid holly]

No

They added a bunch of tracks

To the grind

[carmine island]

Oh ok

[carmine island]

Where’s the style meter?

[lucid holly]

imagine playing with style off

[opaque sigil]

most intelligible ultrakill clip:

[fiery burrow]

Don't want it

[lucid holly]

this is very understandable

v1 punched the bullets

then again

[fiery burrow]

please let the minotaur be easy

[carmine island]

She parried the mannequin and I kinda lost track there was also a red pistol shot somewhere in there

[carmine island]

Screw and saws

[lucid holly]

actually she parried a blue bullet first

then the mannequin

[fiery burrow]

I have no idea what happens when I use the red pistol I just let the autoaim do wacky stuff

[lucid holly]

then you got an interruption as well

[carmine island]

Place three magnets on three different trams so even if they break two there’s still a magnet holding saws

[fiery burrow]

What the flip

bro autotargeted my healing 😭

[carmine island]

Oh you were using nails my bad

[fiery burrow]

I think nails are funner yeah

[warped rock]

I think 4-3 is just my computer's kryptonite 😭

[carmine island]

Fair lol

[fiery burrow]

first try 7-1 ain't bad

[carmine island]

Nice!

[warped rock]

Can only get in so many attempts before my computer just decides I've played enough

[fiery burrow]

Please let|| guttertanks|| be normal 🙏

[wheat sail]

Just upgrade it

Thank me later

[warped rock]

i'm playing with the upgraded computer

[fiery burrow]

The devils

[carmine island]

Oh uh

Yeha

Uh

Unparriable guttertanks

[fiery burrow]

||that gutterman was PISSED||

[lucid holly]

they are pissed

fr

1-e radiant gutterman and guttertanks

[wheat sail]

What the slugma

[lucid holly]

hol y

[wheat sail]

Turn on ray tracing

[carmine island]

I don’t think ultrakill has raytracing

[fiery burrow]

Yknow I like these enemy changes

[carmine island]

Hasn’t seen guttertank yet

[fiery burrow]

Good stuff gutterman are already my favorite enemy though

[fiery burrow]

eueujegh

final room is going to be annoying

[carmine island]

Overheat saw helps a lot

I’m sure you’ll figure it out

[fiery burrow]

Nails for life

[carmine widget]

ss-discussion > looks inside > ultrakill discussion

[fiery burrow]

I like saws for an aerial playstyle though

[carmine island]

Fair enough

[fiery burrow]

nice

marked for death or no

[carmine island]

Awesome

[carmine island]

If you want

[fiery burrow]

[carmine island]

Heads

[white sail]

@carmine island heads

[carmine island]

Welp now you’ve gotta

[fiery burrow]

heck yeah

Whats the lore reason for puppets not giving style points? Do terminals hate them?

[carmine island]

Yeah

[lone crown]

You know what I’m excited for in terms of Silksong

[carmine island]

The slur against them is hemogobins

[lone crown]

Not Silksong itself, but the sheer amount of fan-content that will come like waves afterward

Mods, fangames, animation, etc and it will be insane

[fiery burrow]

Pale Court 2

[carmine island]

Silk court

[lucid holly]

Idk

But mannequins are creepy as hell

They are the souls of violent people trapped unable to do anything

[opaque sigil]

and it's better that way raytracing is overrated

[prisma plaza]

Balatro be like

[fiery burrow]

||I think the new lava coffins in the update beat them in terms of sheer terror|| update spoilers

[opaque sigil]

idk

[delicate summit]

What did I miss

[fiery burrow]

||Those whimpers and screams are nightmare fuel man||

[opaque sigil]

ok and what the fuck do you think the mannequins would be doing if they could

[fiery burrow]

[lucid holly]

jorkin it

[fiery burrow]

As a fun little fact they continue breathing even after you kill them

[opaque sigil]

||DATA:
During the departure of the angels after the Disappearance of God, many sinners attempted to escape the Violence layer, braving the labyrinth that lay at its edges, thinking they could find a way out in the absence of Heaven's wardens.

The fools who attempted would realize far too late that angels were not all that kept them from freedom, as the Garden of Forking Paths is no ordinary labyrinth, but with malicious intent, overseen with cunning cruelty.

The halls, similar enough to give no sense of direction, but different enough to grant no familiarity, would eventually exhaust each escapee, and as they fell into a deep sleep, their metamorphosis began.

Each sinner was torn apart joint by joint, their broken and shattered limbs shoved into hollow statues, starting them to life as the flesh and blood of Mannequins.

The gift of death is a rare privilege in Hell, so sinners who attempted to control their fate now lie in eternal agony, unable to now control even their own bodies, which now continue to carry on the same punishment to other unfortunate fools. ||

[carmine island]

And by it I mean my green shotgun

[opaque sigil]

that's uh pretty bad

[fiery burrow]

I lasted a whole 10 seconds against the final room while marked for death

[lucid holly]

id escape idk about you

im that guy

[carmine island]

Maybe you should’ve have done marked for death…

Heads

[white sail]

@carmine island heads

[carmine island]

Welp

[fiery burrow]

I did

[lucid holly]

head

heads

:<

so no heads

[carmine island]

Yeha but you’ve gotta do it again since you didn’t p rank it

[fiery burrow]

||They're both terrifying but something about being stuck in a coffin full of lava while being moved with chains gets to me more||

[lucid holly]

garden of forking paths is a real bad place to be

so is heresy

[opaque sigil]

really? ig they're both bad enough that it's not really a wash either way

[lucid holly]

id like to live in lust when minos was still there

[fiery burrow]

man this setting doesn't hold any punches

[lucid holly]

if i had to live in hell

[carmine island]

Lads it’s hell all the punishments fucking suck

[opaque sigil]

I mean it is hell

[fiery burrow]

||Fandom V1 changed overnight with the "I don't want to die"||

[lucid holly]

oh on the killscreen

[opaque sigil]

just go to limbo ez

[fiery burrow]

Limbo is horrific too

[lucid holly]

limbo isnt great

[fiery burrow]

Its psychological torture

[carmine island]

Limbo punishment is fucking horrid

[lucid holly]

the best place to be is for sure lust

right

[fiery burrow]

Especially when Lust is right next door and everyone is having the time of their afterlives

[opaque sigil]

well true

[carmine island]

Yeah

[lucid holly]

it kinda sucks now

but it used to not as much

[opaque sigil]

but in dante's inferno at leasat limbo is just 'well you weren't a bad guy but you don't get to go to heaven so you just sit here'

[fiery burrow]

||New update added the detail that Lust saved sinners from other layers||

[lucid holly]

sick

[fiery burrow]

Really cool Minos is the goat

[opaque sigil]

he is I sure hope nobody comes and messes that up!

[lucid holly]

i feel like the last stage of ultrakill you gonna team up with gabriel to kill heaven

like 100%

[carmine island]

Yeha they saved people who ||escaped the ocean in wrath ||

[opaque sigil]

nah

[carmine island]

Probably no

[lucid holly]

yes

i have delcared

i am Dave hakita

[fiery burrow]

It seems to be setting up a final 1v1 with gabriel

[opaque sigil]

gabe teaming up with v1 for literally any reason would be hilariously out of character

[lucid holly]

i mean

[carmine island]

Yeah

[fiery burrow]

It would break both of their characters

[lucid holly]

have you seen the last cutscene

gabes kinda fucked

[carmine island]

Doomed yaoi…

[fiery burrow]

Also

[opaque sigil]

yes

[fiery burrow]

||Gabriel already killed everyone in charge at heaven ||

[lucid holly]

yea but not god

[fiery burrow]

What god

[lucid holly]

exactly

:>

[fiery burrow]

Bros MIA

[opaque sigil]

doesn't he say god is dead or some shit

[carmine island]

God is dead

The fire is gone

[fiery burrow]

Yes

[lucid holly]

i think god is more likely missing

[carmine island]

You’re chasing phantoms

[lucid holly]

but thats just me

[opaque sigil]

he doesn't give a fuck about god he just wants to kill v1

[fiery burrow]

God got pissed at humanity after the final war and like killed himself or something

[lucid holly]

he wont

im too goated

bro has never seen coin tech

[opaque sigil]

well ofc he won't

[opaque sigil]

I'm guessing v1 will kill him and eventually there won't be blood left to fuel it leaving hell heaven and earth all completely desolate

[lucid holly]

i mean

there is likely way more hell

[carmine island]

By the time we get to 6-2 limbo lust and gluttony are all dead

[fiery burrow]

All the layers are getting slowly wiped out by the other machines V1 is just the fastest

[lucid holly]

oh damn

v1 just goated with the sauce

[fiery burrow]

How are they getting all the blood in gluttony

[lucid holly]

well v2 was a bit faster

for a while

[opaque sigil]

sponges

[carmine island]

Not really since a lot of machines are already in violence by the time we get there

[fiery burrow]

Well

Hell probably put them there

[carmine island]

Idk

[lucid holly]

theyve sent a lot of machines before

this is just dead mans protocol basically

[carmine island]

Chilling in my machine house and hell just teleports me

Machinenapping

[lucid holly]

satan gonna throw hands in -3

9-3

[carmine island]

I doubt we’ll see Satan

[fiery burrow]

wonder whose the p3 boss

[carmine island]

We’ll probably get a better idea of that when fraud drops

[fiery burrow]

I'm even more curious what they do with the concept of hell being alive

[lucid holly]

this part

bro cant even scream

[lucid holly]

yea

type shit

[full rune]

Why are y'all talking about league of legends....?

[opaque sigil]

It could be Jason if they want to stick with greek figures

could also be cain

[full rune]

This is the ultrahug discord

[opaque sigil]

hell maybe p3 is lucifer

[lucid holly]

i think there will be 4 prime stages

1 for each act and one for the entire game including other prime sanctums

hell yea

[broken tartan]

League is one of the best games made in our century

[lucid holly]

insane take

[carmine island]

I have no mouth and I must scream

[lucid holly]

bannable

i have no mouth but i must kiss (gabriel)

[fiery burrow]

Check this out
||https://www.reddit.com/r/Ultrakill/comments/1iy5rg0/secret_message_in_1e_minor_encore_spoilers/||

[broken tartan]

Pretty sure you havent played leagur of legends, you dont have a say in this and youre instead repeating the most popular take like a sheep. Doesnt that make you want to reflect on what you think is the right answer?

[lucid holly]

I am emerald

so

[carmine island]

Top three most kissable ultrakill characters

1. Minos
2. Gabe
3. Flith

[leaden delta]

sentry

[lucid holly]

what rank are you turi

[opaque sigil]

filth doesn't even have lips 😭

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress2-engineer-gif-23869817

[broken tartan]

I would put 1. James Sunderland and 2. Leon Kennedy

[carmine island]

Name one ultrakill character who does

[broken tartan]

Im grandmaster 98LP EUW

[lucid holly]

EUW LOL

whats the op.gg cuh

[opaque sigil]

gabe probably does under his helmet

[broken tartan]

I use many because im scared of people stream sniping me

[carmine island]

We don’t know what gabe looks like under his hat

[lucid holly]

lol

[broken tartan]

I wouldnt reveal my secret accounts

[lucid holly]

iron 4

[broken tartan]

Iron IV is harder to reach than challenger btw

[fiery burrow]

The dudes who wrote the prime sanctum terminals

[lucid holly]

lol

drop one op.gg

i wont snipe i play on NA

[broken tartan]

hideonbush

[lucid holly]

noone over emerald with that name

one low master player

[broken tartan]

Its my main account yeah

Not in EUW

[lucid holly]

hmm

godspeed if true

[carmine island]

[lucid holly]

@broken tartan this u bro?

its your discord linked riot account

[broken tartan]

Its my gf account

She doesnt play much anyways

[lucid holly]

thats not what the op.gg says lil bro

[broken tartan]

What does it say

[lucid holly]

says you got rocked on renekton

0/6

yeouch

all good tho

[broken tartan]

Again, its not me

[lucid holly]

why is it linked on ur discord account

[broken tartan]

I main renekton in toplane and my gf just wanted to try it out

[lucid holly]

plus why are you playing in EUW when you are from south america

it doesnt add up

[broken tartan]

Because i dont live in south amerixa

[lucid holly]

you in EUQ

W

sick

in that case go to bed its 3am

[broken tartan]

Im on vacations in south america actually

[lucid holly]

gotta get ur rest to run it down on renekton early tommorow homie

[broken tartan]

Im not playing league all that much in my account actually

Ive stopped for a couple of weeks by now

[lucid holly]

then why trashing on me with this bro

[broken tartan]

I wanted to ragebait

[lucid holly]

true

me when im called out

i was ragebaiting

[weary tapir]

hey guys

what the fuck is this

[misty reef]

Creetur

[broken tartan]

A pillager of sorts

[violet path]

Is this ai

[weary tapir]

no this is real

[broken tartan]

Yes that happened to my buddy erik

[flat remnant]

i don't know how to put this but many of these designs feel like racist caricatures to me

someone would draw this and say "yes this is minority"

[broken tartan]

They dont look like minors to me

[cunning geode]

yeahhh the villagers were always kinda….. yeah

Notch is a bad bad man

[weary tapir]

https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1894892119011066195

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) on X

First look at Pillagers in the live-action ‘MINECRAFT’ movie.

X · Feb 26, 2025, 11:27 PM

[woeful matrix]

i don't see it

explain

[opaque sigil]

idrk what could be objectionable about them like they're pretty plain aside from the nose ig?

[woeful matrix]

that's tuff

[twilit vector]

minecraft? racist? notch would never do such a thing

[broken tartan]

The exagerated ugly features from their face were a technique used by old caricatures to make fun of minorities by making them ugly

[woeful matrix]

oh wow

that's pretty messed up

[twilit vector]

cant wait for anti woke minecraft

[flat remnant]

thank you turi very cool

[broken tartan]

Thank you yellow miku

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/akita-neru-neru-akita-vocaloid-gif-11392723238017103782

[broken tartan]

Yellow miku the one that makes noises with her phone

[flat remnant]

the one that technically doesn't have a voice so that artist had to improvise

[broken tartan]

Yeah because she was never real

[flat remnant]

need them to make a voicebank for her now that she's been canonized

[broken tartan]

Just a fan vocaloid

[flat remnant]

any day now

[tawdry valley]

Fake right

That’s like not official

[flat remnant]

no it's real

[tawdry valley]

Fuck off

It isn’t

[flat remnant]

what were you expecting

[shell yacht]

The whole movie is this bad did you not know

[twilit vector]

saint miku confirmed

[lone crown]

I regret to inform you but its real

[tawdry valley]

I take back anything remotely defensive I’ve said about the movie

[shell yacht]

It's a fuckin isekai

[opaque sigil]

why regret it's hilarious

[twilit vector]

why did they make the eyes so disgustingly bloodshot

[flat remnant]

did you not before

[broken tartan]

People when they realize the minecraft movie is directed towards kids and not grown men hyperfixated on minecraft

[twilit vector]

on the chicken

[twilit vector]

kids media can still be good

[flat remnant]

kids deserve better than this

[tawdry valley]

It’s bad enough that I don’t even wanna see the trailers for when I go to the movies I’ll actually watch

[heady iron]

Kids deserve nothing

[lone crown]

Shitty argument to make so I’ll assume this is bait

[tawdry valley]

Also slop is still slop, regardless of who it’s marketed to

[flat remnant]

lego movie was a huge advertisement and they managed to work through that constraint and make a genuinely good movie

[broken tartan]

Its goofy and stupid because its supposed to be a funny movie for kids

[twilit vector]

lego movie was incredible

[unborn dome]

Minecraft movie could be funny bad
and that might be awesome

[twilit vector]

theres a difference between 'funny and goofy' and genuinely awful

[flat remnant]

minecraft is also in essense a building toy for children surely there must be something they can do that's not ass

[flat remnant]

it just looks boring bad

morbius level

[cunning geode]

yeah it’s just the combination of the noses, they have golems, they’re all traders that love emeralds…

[heady iron]

Ramblings of the delusional

[opaque sigil]

ig the golem is something, the emeralds whatever having a currency system isn't really a strong point imo

[broken tartan]

They could make this movie be a hand recorded video on a 360p camera of a guy beating the ender dragon and id still like it

[lone crown]

That’d be better

Lmao

[twilit vector]

personal preference fallacy

[flat remnant]

they just released a version of hamlet told through GTA V and gmod

[broken tartan]

Actually no i wouldnt like it

[lone crown]

He’s baiting regardless

[broken tartan]

I dont like this fuckass movie anyways

[cunning geode]

how about the things Notch himself has said too

[broken tartan]

It looks horrible i wouldnt make my kid watch it

[opaque sigil]

oh I don't really follow him at all so idk

[twilit vector]

and endermen

[quiet knot]

HOLY PEAK

THEY LOOK SO HOT

[lone crown]

Have they shown what endermen looked like yet

[twilit vector]

god i hope not

[opaque sigil]

I'm just going off the like actual design and implementation of the villagers which is like once I raised my eyebrow but it didn't really strike me as problematic after that

[flat remnant]

the minecraft movie doesn't exist to say anything it's just a building block to continue growth on a successful media franchise

[lone crown]

There’s only like what

[flat remnant]

like mario

[broken tartan]

Mojang already showed us an animation of a village and it looked awesome they should just do that

[lone crown]

Two mobs in the movie that look decent?

[heady iron]

Endermen are tall black figures that steal blocks, HOW IS IT NOT OBVIOUS

[broken tartan]

Idk who had the idea the cast jack black for some reason

[cunning geode]

mmm :(

[twilit vector]

and they cant have water

[flat remnant]

i'm thinking publicity stunt

non-zero chance all of this is happening to drum up interest in minecraft as a brand

[broken tartan]

Just have the guy as a cameo or smth

[violet path]

Ya

[opaque sigil]

definitely not great

[violet path]

9 min ago??

[twilit vector]

jewish people have a higher average iq than white people anyway

[violet path]

He just always tweeting this shit 😭

[cunning geode]

yknow i don’t think that’s the takeaway from this

[unborn dome]

that was actually entirely in gta online, no gmod
also the movie was a documentary about making it

[violet path]

I wouldnt think race has any correlation with intelligence

[twilit vector]

hes just wrong though

[heady iron]

Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

[flat remnant]

thank you yellow sand undertail very cool

[opaque sigil]

it's correlated with it but there's no reason whatsoever to think that's innate

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/сигма-gif-3883804279153061520

[violet path]

Anyways guys we got straight golds at orchestra competition today

[opaque sigil]

iq (while also not a real measure of intelligence) is very correlated with socioeconomic factors and race correlates with those quite a lot

[flat remnant]

what did you play

[twilit vector]

link a source?

[cunning geode]

yes exactly

[unborn dome]

I watched it in theaters
it was actually really good
everybody should watch Grand Theft Hamlet

[formal marsh]

was about to say

[violet path]

Violin

[flat remnant]

what song

[formal marsh]

me when the (flawed) method of measuring intelligence indicates that the people historically denied education seem to have "low intelligence"

[violet path]

Ya but i mean like

[formal marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/find-the-odd-cat-cats-cat-meme-plushie-gif-13641014476643100854

[flat remnant]

this is what i imagine you all to look like

[formal marsh]

which one is the real cat

[violet path]

Idk how to explain

[twilit vector]

guys

[formal marsh]

i call dibs

[twilit vector]

im not antisemetic

[lone crown]

Wasnt the IQ test controversial to begin with, i forgot

[twilit vector]

i googled

[opaque sigil]

it doesn't do what it claims to do and people like to misrepresent it as something it's not

[quiet knot]

tf going on here

[heady iron]

My IQ test said I’m #10 out of everyone in the world, that’s what the 10 means

[twilit vector]

what

[lone crown]

What you said wasn’t antisemitic but it was a weird generalization unless you meant out of some sample size in a study

[broken tartan]

Whats the differenxe between hating everyone and loving everyone

[flat remnant]

the wicked spirit of notch forcing us to have racial discussions from beyond the grave

having no strong opinions either way

[violet path]

https://youtu.be/Zwze0SiUJwo?si=-TZIcmzXZW0kCw74
the first movement (first 4 minutes) of this

[twilit vector]

i read a study and it said the average iq of jewish people in it was 7.5 points higher

[quiet knot]

Wait he's dead

[formal marsh]

man i think he isnt dead yet

[quiet knot]

I literally never knew

[formal marsh]

hes not

[broken tartan]

No hes not dead

[iron spear]

Here's a generalisation about people. All hollow knight fans are cool

[strange gulch]

"People who boast about their IQs are losers" -Stephen Hawking

[flat remnant]

he's like a lich i think

[quiet knot]

Oh ok

[violet path]

What study measured everyones iq across 2 entire races

[broken tartan]

Hes living in his billion dollar mansion in sweden

[opaque sigil]

nah

[formal marsh]

i have been in this discord for too long to agree with this D:

[heady iron]

All silksong developers are lazy

[strange gulch]

Hi craig

[lone crown]

Then yeah it’s just a random anecdotal study, not to be taken at face value as something that applies to everyone

[flat remnant]

in his efforts to be kind to everyone graig straight up LIES

[quiet knot]

hollow knight fans suck so much sometimes lol

[formal marsh]

mods? eliminate this user at once!

[iron spear]

I think you're so cool

[stoic sigil]

Sorry Graig but I'm a r/Silksong regular you can't fool me

[quiet knot]

Alright, lets see YOU take a crack at it!

[iron spear]

All of you

[lone crown]

Hi graig where have you been

[formal marsh]

thanks graig
are you also a hollow knight fan

[rustic ore]

Living his life probably

[flat remnant]

even dyno..

[opaque sigil]

maybe if dyno actually worked

[lone crown]

Instead of launching his kickstarter?

[broken tartan]

Im not a hollow knight fan but im not cool either

[twilit vector]

theres probably non biological reasons for it tbh, jewish culture generally regards education as more valuable than other american cultures

[iron spear]

Here and there 🙂

[iron spear]

April 8th

[rustic ore]

4/8 = 1/2

[flat remnant]

that's four days after the minecraft movie comes out 😔

[broken tartan]

Thats the day my second kid is gonna be born actually, either this day or the 9th

[rustic ore]

knowing this server i genuinely cannot tell if this is a joke or not

[formal marsh]

name your child roc

the opportunity is right there you cant pass up on it

[rustic ore]

if it isnt, congratulations

[stoic sigil]

You have the chance to do the funniest thing

[iron spear]

Back roc that day for their birthday

[twilit vector]

name your child hornet if girl, sheo if boy

[broken tartan]

If i like the minecraft movie im naming him notch or herobrine

[formal marsh]

do not name him notch

[twilit vector]

or nailsmith

[stoic sigil]

Use their birthday money

[lone crown]

Charm notch…

[rustic ore]

idk about naming him notch

[wheat sail]

hello my discordies

[iron spear]

Name him Roc

[broken tartan]

Its okay he can change his name afterwards

[flat remnant]

what if you named him john minecraft

[rustic ore]

hello kirbulous

[formal marsh]

Do not call us that.

Last warning.

[lone crown]

Cancel HK for having Notch in it

[wheat sail]

Hello my cordies

[broken tartan]

Who tf is roc and why should i call my kid that

[formal marsh]

he has an odyssey

i hear its pretty good

[twilit vector]

guys is jeb a racist or is he a nice guy

[flat remnant]

🗨️

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-angry-scare-gif-5183071

[formal marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/alpha-male-speech-bubble-spoofity-gif-27551027

[iron spear]

You'll know all about Roc in March

[rustic ore]

a Roc is a mythical Arabian bird that preys on dragons

[flat remnant]

big if true

[lone crown]

Have you been living under a Roc?

[broken tartan]

Isnt a roc the name of Patrick's house

[trim estuary]

👀

[stoic sigil]

When Roc Odyssey said "Let's Roc" near the end of the game I cried, truly 10/10

[opaque sigil]

thought it was elephants

[broken tartan]

Elephants are overratrd

Theres a reason they were hardly ever used on wars

[twilit vector]

i hate elephants

[lone crown]

Ban the two people above me

[twilit vector]

they have big stupid trunks

[broken tartan]

I can beat the hell out of an elephant easily

[twilit vector]

imagine how much snot they have

[broken tartan]

I crawl inside his trunk then stop his heart

[opaque sigil]

war elephants were like a big thing

[twilit vector]

https://tenor.com/view/shower-bath-spraying-water-refresh-elephant-gif-15965655

[rustic ore]

where did i get dragons from then hang on

[twilit vector]

look at this little pathetic baby

soloed by a hose

[lone crown]

Hatzegopteryx

[formal marsh]

elephant baby vs hippo baby

[rustic ore]

no not hopter

[formal marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/moo-deng-moo-deng-scream-moo-deng-angry-moo-deng-tantrum-gif-914287433564665477

[rustic ore]

hopter is different

[stoic sigil]

Leth kill the elephant haters please

[broken tartan]

Yeah and they were so useless they replaced them with horses which are superior

[twilit vector]

i will kill all elephants

[opaque sigil]

no??? they were used contemporaneously

[flat remnant]

though ought to stop pissing on him it's quite rude

[lone crown]

Mods, fish react them

[twilit vector]

no i genuinely hate elephants

[opaque sigil]

elephants didn't really stop being used until cannons were all over the place

[violet path]

Why

[broken tartan]

Werent they used by indians which they immediately replaced them because they kept stomping them

[twilit vector]

theyre so symmetrical

[violet path]

Canon in D

[formal marsh]

you out of all people are falling for ragebait

[opaque sigil]

no

[opaque sigil]

shh I'm bored

[violet path]

War elephants were used along with infantry

[broken tartan]

Its not a question really

[violet path]

For raw power

[broken tartan]

It did happen

[violet path]

Then had nothing to do with calvary

[twilit vector]

every time they got hurt or saw fire they would also turn around and trample their own men

[lone crown]

Talk about MH wilds

[stoic sigil]

I could beat an elephant really easily

[flat remnant]

what if you became en elephant what then

[violet path]

Dont you dare

[broken tartan]

Yes this is why they were useless

[opaque sigil]

swaxe getting counter moves is so damn good

[lone crown]

Magnamalo in Wilds

Make it happen

[twilit vector]

https://tenor.com/view/giga-chad-gigachad-meme-giga-talk-talkmeme-gif-27266504

[formal marsh]

i mean i'd accidentally do that if i had the size to trample humans

fire bad! scary!

[broken tartan]

They werent MEN who would STICK TO THEIR GUNS and FIGHT like real horses do

[rustic ore]

two days two days two days two days two

[stoic sigil]

I would do it on purpose

[opaque sigil]

I don't think a lot of rise monsters are gonna come back, maybe goss harag?

[rustic ore]

Big Boss Goss would be cool

[formal marsh]

BASEG

caps

based

[flat remnant]

i couldn't bear to hit an elephant, they are much too kind to deserve it

[opaque sigil]

some of em kinda rely on wirebugs to make sense

[rustic ore]

baseg

baseg on what

[formal marsh]

its a twitch emote!

[flat remnant]

secondly i worry they would rip off my arm

[twilit vector]

is there any elephants in monster hunter that you can kill

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/gammoth-tigrex-monster-hunter-battle-gif-27414784

[opaque sigil]

like almudron making walls and shit that you wall run on normally that wouldn't make a ton of sense without wall run or wirebug

[lone crown]

Haven’t played MH ever so im kinda uncertain how to feel, but i got it pre-ordered and pre-installed

[broken tartan]

I can grab an elephant by their trunk and swing them around like mario with bowser

[formal marsh]

handsome lil fella

[twilit vector]

which game is this

[rustic ore]

Generations Ultimate

[flat remnant]

he is suing you for slander and libel

[formal marsh]

game? this is an irl recording

[rustic ore]

Gammoth, one of the 4 flagships for that game

[twilit vector]

buying the game now

[rustic ore]

BASED

[flat remnant]

you'd break your back i think

[formal marsh]

this really happened i was there

[opaque sigil]

gu was a weird game

[rustic ore]

GU indeed was weird, and that's good

[lone crown]

Specifically so they can kill it

[flat remnant]

what if it was called monster gunter and it was about an angry penguin

[broken tartan]

My back is made of vibranium, a puny meat elephant wouldnt do much to a man like me

[rustic ore]

...That is the point of MH, yes

[twilit vector]

you guys are the type of people to dislike hyenas

[broken tartan]

Hyenas are tuff

[lone crown]

Blah blah blah im going to throw a brick at you

[twilit vector]

they are so cool

[broken tartan]

I fw hyenas when they chase in groups and do like chants and stuff

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/don't-starve-together-spider-brick-gif-10093825505911151242

[flat remnant]

what if it was a vibranium elephant what then

[twilit vector]

excellent question

[broken tartan]

He would collapse out of his own weight

[opaque sigil]

feel happy (if your computer can run it)

[broken tartan]

Because he doesnt have the cannon muscles a man like me has

[lone crown]

I can run it

[flat remnant]

i'm still not convinced

[twilit vector]

checkmate liberals

[opaque sigil]

tbh I do think wilds' first area is kinda lacking but some other ones in trailers have looked great

[rustic ore]

my pc cant run it and thats okay

[opaque sigil]

windward plains are very monochrome

[broken tartan]

I would grab a bunch of rocks and put them up his trunk that way he cant breath and i win

[twilit vector]

that would work

[lone crown]

RTX 3060 is decent right

[flat remnant]

what if he breathes through his mouth

[twilit vector]

guys do you want to know what other animals i hate

[opaque sigil]

that should hit the recommended specs

[lone crown]

Alright

[twilit vector]

i should make a list in order of how much i hate them

[flat remnant]

certainly not cats i should hope

[rustic ore]

yes

[flat remnant]

gulp!!

[twilit vector]

i love cats

[rustic ore]

i have a 1070ti

[broken tartan]

I would grab a king cobra and put it in his mouth so he dies out of poisoning

[twilit vector]

what excellent creatures

[rustic ore]

ooh i can show you a monster you can hunt that is that animal

[brittle garnet]

Im so sorry

[barren sequoia]

Capcom should do everyone a favor and like make wilds 10 bucks

[opaque sigil]

lmao

[barren sequoia]

Would be pretty nice

[rustic ore]

20fps is a fever dream

[lone crown]

I bought wilds for around 55 bucks

[opaque sigil]

play it in slideshow mode

[rustic ore]

checkmate liberals

[lone crown]

Aint no way anyone’s making me spend 70

[broken tartan]

If the elephant has toon force he would kick my ass so bad

[flat remnant]

what toon force this actually happened

[rustic ore]

elephants can canonically do this

[broken tartan]

This did not happen elephants can do that

This is not canon

[flat remnant]

how do you know were you there

[lone crown]

Good luck encountering an elephant in pitch black darkness in the night

[rustic ore]

read the patch notes, stupid

[broken tartan]

Jokes on you i learned echolocation i can feel his vibrations

[rustic ore]

bitch are you a dolphin

[broken tartan]

No im a vampire

Im like playboy carti but i dont beat my wife

[serene chasm]

eeek eeek eeek eeek

[flat remnant]

who invited the monkeys

[rustic ore]

what is happening

im not high enough for this conversation

[opaque sigil]

let me get you a ladder

[broken tartan]

Go smoke a blunt then

[lone crown]

bladder*

[rustic ore]

i dont smoke
smoke is lame

[serene chasm]

[broken tartan]

Smoke the unfinished cigs on the ground

Thats an easy money saving method

[rustic ore]

yes general

https://tenor.com/view/so-called-free-thinkers-all-hail-plankton-gif-53280230729657360

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/500-cigarettes-five-hundred-cigarettes-gif-6779891482871762392

[broken tartan]

Me when James Sunderland looks in my direction

[kindred pewter]

smoking companies would be extinct if un-smoking companies existed

[opaque sigil]

nicotine patches:

[gray parcel]

Nah I’d win

[twilit vector]

can somebody give me some animals so i can add more to my spreadsheet

[gray parcel]

Griffin

[broken tartan]

Raccoon

[lone crown]

What if we made diet cigarettes

[broken tartan]

Actually no add a pistol shrimp theyre tuff

[gray parcel]

Those exist

[flat remnant]

pangolin

[gray parcel]

They don’t have nicotine

[twilit vector]

raccoons are cool

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/pangolin-roll-unroll-gif-27511107

[lone crown]

I’ll take 1,000

[flat remnant]

love him

[gray parcel]

First result is an armadillo 😭

[broken tartan]

Armadillos are tuff but i like the ones that have spikes and throw them at you

[lone crown]

Nature’s soccer ball

[twilit vector]

armadillos will be going on my list

[flat remnant]

my eyes decieve

bim

nim

jim

him

this guy

[broken tartan]

Add galapago turtles

Those are my dream animal

[gray parcel]

Add uhhh

Wolves

[broken tartan]

Imagine riding a galapago turtle on the hot caribbean ocean

[gray parcel]

Unironically like those animals

[flat remnant]

are you small or is the turtle big

[broken tartan]

Both

Im like 5'4 and the turtle is 2m50 long

[gray parcel]

Computer convert 2.50 meters into normal units

[lone crown]

I remember that time in middle school there was a random ass turtle we found outside that we got to rescue and raise within the school

[flat remnant]

they did this in adam sandler's leo 2023

or something to that effect

[broken tartan]

Actually they already made something that fits both of our preffered animals

[gray parcel]

I beat this thing to death with a stone axe

[flat remnant]

leans too close to tortoise for my tastes

[stoic sigil]

This discussion stinks can we shitpost aga
again

[flat remnant]

no go away

[broken tartan]

Yeah tortoises are awesome

And turtles

[gray parcel]

No

[twilit vector]

whats you guys least favourite animal

[broken tartan]

Your mom

[gray parcel]

Hmm

[flat remnant]

one of the microscopic ones

[gray parcel]

Those aren’t animals silly

[broken tartan]

The immortal microscopic bear pmo

[gray parcel]

Those aren’t animals guys

[flat remnant]

one of the deep see ones then you speciest

[gray parcel]

I hate naked mole rats

[flat remnant]

pathetic

[wheat sail]

drain it

[gray parcel]

Bros just chilling and you’re bashing him

[flat remnant]

what did naked mole rats do to you

you were naked and ratty once

[gray parcel]

Lies

When I was born I was shining and proper

[wheat sail]

i was the doctor its true

[twilit vector]

once? still am

[flat remnant]

yo what's up smeagol

[lone crown]

Humans

Worst potential for destruction

[flat remnant]

ants are RIGHT THERE

[lone crown]

Ants are peak get out

I never kill an ant i see

[thick zenith]

Ants are intelligent they farm aphids

[twilit vector]

this is the list so far

[thick zenith]

Ants are chill

[gray parcel]

How dare you

[lone crown]

Sunfish are chill

[flat remnant]

ants are capable of terrible things

[lone crown]

Never understood ant hatred

[gray parcel]

Ants are the purest most incredible form of a bug

[violet path]

The french

[gray parcel]

If they weren’t so kind, they would’ve conquered the galaxy by now

[lone crown]

You mean ganging up on larger opponents? Deserved

[twilit vector]

ants are amazing but they do engage in chemical warfare

hmmm

[flat remnant]

does "rodents" include beavers

[heavy magnet]

ants are technically a type of wasp

[gray parcel]

Really?

[heavy magnet]

mmhm

[gray parcel]

I did not know that

What’s your source

[wheat sail]

wrathful believing everything he sees on the internet

[twilit vector]

thanks for reminding me about beavers im adding a seperate section just for them

[flat remnant]

i don't hate ants but if you're going to hate on humans for cruelty potential ants and wasps do worse

[heavy magnet]

the world

[flat remnant]

lowkey wish jackalopes were real

[thick zenith]

True but other bugs do way worse

Murder hornets for instance

[lone crown]

Do ants have nukes

[flat remnant]

they could

[thick zenith]

He’s

Yes*

[violet path]

Havent hesrd that term since lockdown

2020 really was just hell on earth huh

[thick zenith]

Basically

Aka what it is like to live in Florida

[broken tartan]

Did you know ants can eat radiation and transform it into something edible

[lone crown]

Is this bait or is this true

[violet path]

I like it here

[broken tartan]

I never bait

[lone crown]

Is it or is it

[wheat sail]

this is what bees do but they turn feces to honey

[twilit vector]

did you know plants can eat radiation and turn it into something edible

come back soon for more fun facts

[wheat sail]

so i'd say its true

[lone crown]

Thats bait

That one i know for a fact

[flat remnant]

did you guys know radiation can eat edibles and turn it into ants

[twilit vector]

least obvious bait

[wheat sail]

hows it bait if its fact

[broken tartan]

Did you know hornets are a real animal and not a hollow knight silksong protagonist

[flat remnant]

this guy is so cool i wish he was real

(i hope this isn't AI)

(might be hmmm)

[gray parcel]

That looks Ai

[lone crown]

That looks like AI

[wheat sail]

someone gonna cry its ai when nobody was gonna draw this anyway

[twilit vector]

if they were real they would be on the list

[gray parcel]

The eyes are literally misaligned

[broken tartan]

I would eat those for breakfast

[wheat sail]

🏃‍➡️

[heavy magnet]

jackalopes are real, but it turns out they're just regular rabbits with like weird growths or tumourous hair lumps or somethin

[gray parcel]

Antlers don’t look like antlers

[wheat sail]

who would eat a rabbit

[flat remnant]

idk take this

[gray parcel]

It’s also missing ears

[broken tartan]

All of europe

[wheat sail]

nah cap

[flat remnant]

i want the real thing though

[wheat sail]

europeans only eat bread and pasta

[twilit vector]

me they are rodents

[alpine owl]

Man I wish there were more weird freak type animals

[lone crown]

And the fur near where the antlers started was weird

[heavy magnet]

if you only eat rabbit, you'll eventually die of malnutrition

[heady iron]

your m-

[twilit vector]

just reminded me to put platypus on the list

[broken tartan]

There are but people are scared of them

[alpine owl]

[flat remnant]

a fifth of the people here

[broken tartan]

Komodo dragons are tuff as hell

Same as tasmanian demons

[flat remnant]

devils

[heavy magnet]

i like pangolins

[gray parcel]

Like you

[heavy magnet]

they're like little armored dinos

[flat remnant]

yeahhh love those guys

[heavy magnet]

second favorite animal

[gray parcel]

Ants are my favorite

[flat remnant]

what can i say that hasn't been said

[gray parcel]

I even have an ant OC 💔

[wheat sail]

got mh wilds for free we move

[flat remnant]

badgers are awesome

[lone crown]

Monster Hunter Wilds Beer…

[gray parcel]

Honey badger?

[broken tartan]

Komodo dragons are actually OP as hell because theyre massive reptilians so theyre fast on water and can move on land and theyre also venomous and on top of that have a lethal bite

[flat remnant]

no bro the mythical unicorn lava badger

yeah what else

[wheat sail]

Sadly all the preorders will cancel on pokemon day tomorrow when they reveal the actual peak monster game (scarlet and violet 2)

[flat remnant]

i also like the european one

they seem like cousins

[gray parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/beastars-season-3-final-season-gosha-lizard-gif-18207696433074963713

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/gator-smack-running-crocodile-shovel-funny-scared-gator-smack-running-scared-gif-12012005928439407074

[gray parcel]

There’s 2 types of badgers bro 😭

[broken tartan]

Those are crocodiles

[wheat sail]

komodo dragons cant do shit except poison you

[lone crown]

I know, but they’re cooler

[heavy magnet]

lava badger sounds cool actually, i'd hunt that

[gray parcel]

Bite ☝️

[broken tartan]

They can chase your fatass too

[flat remnant]

thoughts on gila monster

[heavy magnet]

precious angel

[twilit vector]

why is the tail so fat

[lone crown]

I forgot this thing existed

[wheat sail]

im not fat, also i could simply jump on its back and poke its eyes

[gray parcel]

I remember the wild Kratts episode on it

[broken tartan]

They should really add more dessert biome animals huh

[gray parcel]

Axalotles?

[flat remnant]

they were going to poison martin 💔

[lone crown]

We need an Earth update

[flat remnant]

axolotls are axoverated there i said it

[lone crown]

Add a colossal-er squid

[heavy magnet]

axolotl my time has come to burn

[twilit vector]

we're literally getting the climate change update soon

[broken tartan]

The coolest animals are in swamps imo

[flat remnant]

they're cool and all but they've had a massive industry plant movement lately

oversaturated

[broken tartan]

They got crocodiles and alligators and axolotls in swamps

[lone crown]

They’re finally nerfing the harshest regions of the map

[twilit vector]

finally bro

[wheat sail]

Africa now 10% bigger

[twilit vector]

cant wait to see what comes out of the shallow aquatic playerbase

[wheat sail]

it now touches antarctica

[broken tartan]

They should make penguins less fat and carnivores and make them chase in groups

[twilit vector]

im expecting some great new metas

[twilit vector]

what

[flat remnant]

oh yeah they found a new shrimp recently

[heavy magnet]

awesome

[lone crown]

Have them gang up on orcas

[twilit vector]

woah no way

[gray parcel]

Shrimp lore

[lone crown]

Send

[gray parcel]

Is it the rice kind?

[heavy magnet]

new shrimp? life's not so crappy after all

[broken tartan]

Shrimps are crazy they can see bunch of colors and some of them also learned how to use guns underwater

[flat remnant]

little poop guy

[wheat sail]

this has to be bait

[lone crown]

They also found a new species of giant isopod

[fiery burrow]

what...

[broken tartan]

what

[flat remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/splunger-isopod-rolly-poly-pill-bug-meme-gif-10498871671700523797

[twilit vector]

og rim

[wheat sail]

ewww a cockroch

[heavy magnet]

wheee

[broken tartan]

We should erradicate every bug with 6+ legs

[flat remnant]

does that include human ribs

[gray parcel]

Isopod!!

[broken tartan]

Locked in

[wheat sail]

reminds me of my ex

[twilit vector]

i want to cook and eat it

[gray parcel]

A cutie?

[heavy magnet]

bowling with isopods

[broken tartan]

I would devour a horseshoe crab

[wheat sail]

she was cute till she wasnt

[lone crown]

I’m so hungry I could eat a

[twilit vector]

coconut crab

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/treyreloaded-horse-staring-gif-26656776

[broken tartan]

Coconut crabs scare me

Actually the most terrifying animal

[twilit vector]

amelia earhart probably died from the fall anyway

right guys

[wheat sail]

no she went too high and floated away

[twilit vector]

she wasnt eaten alive

right

[broken tartan]

I wish

[lone crown]

They look like massive swole spiders

[broken tartan]

Whats the point of making spiders be able to go everywhere smh

[wheat sail]

and you cant?

[heavy magnet]

so they can scamper across your face in the middle of the night

[gray parcel]

I eat spiders

[wheat sail]

or climb into your mouth

[broken tartan]

Theres spiders that can fly and some that can go underwater and some that can walk on water

[heavy magnet]

just like Jesus

[lone crown]

I love spiders

[flat remnant]

y'all see this guy

[wheat sail]

the flying spiders can rotate their legs like propellors

[fiery burrow]

I don't think spiders can fly

Some can glide though

[lone crown]

I cant tell what that is

[broken tartan]

Some can

[flat remnant]

sea elephant snail

little dude

[lone crown]

No way

Awesome

[broken tartan]

This a subnautica creature and youre baiting

[twilit vector]

made my list better

[flat remnant]

not this time

[twilit vector]

elden beast

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[heavy magnet]

hey look, it's Andy

[twilit vector]

hey andy

[flat remnant]

this is where you work

[twilit vector]

ad hominem

[fiery burrow]

What is your top 5 woman

[broken tartan]

I would love to work in an empty office late at night, really gives a lot of room to think

[twilit vector]

1. marie curie because shes sick as fuck and won 2 nobel prizes

2. ada lovelace

[fiery burrow]

if you say amelia I'm gonna flip

[twilit vector]

3. sappho because she invented lesbians

[clever rapids]

Hornet?

[twilit vector]

4. amelia airheart the aviation goat

[flat remnant]

amelia earhart uhhh
doja cat

[twilit vector]

and 5. chappel roan (no explanation needed)

[broken tartan]

1. Marie curie 2. Michelle obama 3. Amelia earhart 4. Hillary clinton and the rest is not important

[twilit vector]

thats my top 5

[stark estuary]

Maybe try spelling her name correctly first

[fiery burrow]

Blud none of these were killed by coconut crabs

[broken tartan]

Amelia earhart did

[flat remnant]

amelio ear fart

[twilit vector]

sorry for for typing out a list and making a simple spelling mistake

[stoic sigil]

Valun is clearly baiting

[fiery burrow]

Amelia Earhart died because she crashed in a plane

[stark estuary]

You also could have typed out the list in one message instead of

typing it

like this

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/youve-got-to-be-squidding-me-its-as-shrimple-as-that-shrimple-squid-gif-26786461

[flat remnant]

corrin why do you gaf

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-gif-923131978119468440

[twilit vector]

thats just how i type sorry if it upsets you

[stoic sigil]

Crab propaganda

[stark estuary]

Sometimes I just feel like being a hater

[broken tartan]

No she survived because there were bloody bandages found scattered around and a primitive campfire