ive played mgrr
#sk-discussion
serene chasm
sorry. I read that wrong
fiery burrow
ohh
bitter marlin
cuz i dont have a pc
opaque sigil
play hi fi rush
coarse leaf
powdered when he sees a beautiful poem introducing a monster in a cool way:
lone crown
I only know of like, three MH beasts - Rathalos, Magdaros, Valstrax
opaque sigil
I only know of like, three MH beasts - Rathalos, Magdaros, Valstrax
there are so many incredibly cool ones that I will resist the urge to spoil you on
bitter marlin
I only know of like, three MH beasts - Rathalos, Magdaros, Valstrax
isnt rathalos the dragon in super smash bros ultimate or am i misremebering
fiery burrow
I like them they are just a bit funny. World tried to portray them like animals and Rise just has the narrator talking about how savage and cruel they are
lone crown
there are so many incredibly cool ones that I will resist the urge to spoil you ...
I hope so
Cause the ones ive seen already are cool af
opaque sigil
I like them they are just a bit funny. World tried to portray them like animals ...
I mean it's fitting
lone crown
isnt rathalos the dragon in super smash bros ultimate or am i misremebering
Yeah Rathalos is a boss and assist trophy
Probably my favorite boss in ultimate
coarse leaf
isnt rathalos the dragon in super smash bros ultimate or am i misremebering
it is, rathalos was the first flagship monster of the series so it's like, THE iconic monster for the franchise
lone crown
Probably my favorite boss in ultimate
Did a challenge in world of light where i played with no skill tree passives and no spirits… very bad idea
bitter marlin
dude i genuinly dont know shit about monster hunter
cunning geode
nah the mascot is khezu 👹
shell yacht
it is, rathalos was the first flagship monster of the series so it's like, THE i...
🤓 erm akshually rathian is the one on the logo
shell yacht
nah the mascot is khezu 👹
cunning geode
the cat named khezu
coarse leaf
it is, rathalos was the first flagship monster of the series so it's like, THE i...
there are way cooler monsters than rathalos even just in the G-rank content of that first game but rathalos was the first
opaque sigil
the best monster is bazelgeuse and I will be LIVID if it's not in wilds
cunning geode
it makes too much sense for it to be there
shell yacht
Bazel is cool
cunning geode
if its not in wilds i'll be hella confused
shell yacht
But best?????
bitter marlin
you wanna know whos really cool and deserves better?
lone crown
Oh do they bring back old monsters from prior games into new titles?
bitter marlin
metal sonic
opaque sigil
Oh do they bring back old monsters from prior games into new titles?
yeah
lone crown
Cool, so like persistent threats
cunning geode
Oh do they bring back old monsters from prior games into new titles?
god could you imagine if games like pokemon didnt?
coarse leaf
Oh do they bring back old monsters from prior games into new titles?
yeah, if they didn't do that they would've just completely run out of ideas a long time ago i think
coarse leaf
a lot of new monsters still get introduced with every game though
shell yacht
World was a special continent (island) of largely secluded species plus elder dragons evolving very weird ways. I don't expect to see most of them appear anywhere else
rustic ore
But best?????
that title belongs to Valstrax
bitter marlin
god could you imagine if games like pokemon *didnt?*
cutting nat dex was gonna be needed at some point
cunning geode
i guess some people get confused about this, but monster hunter is not a cohesive story from one game to the next. its the same world, but not the same hunters
heady iron
just like hollow knight
rustic ore
ye
lone crown
i guess some people get confused about this, but monster hunter is *not* a cohes...
I mean i wouldn’t know as I haven’t touched a single game
But i plan to
bitter marlin
they add 100 pokemon per generation imagine trying to complete the nat dex for gen 15
coarse leaf
the only monster hunter game that got a substantial amount its monsters abandoned is mh3u, because it had an underwater mechanic and aquatic monsters that you would fight underwater and a lot of people hated it and they have never brought it back in any of the games since
lone crown
the only monster hunter game that got a substantial amount its monsters abandone...
Sounds cool on paper
coarse leaf
and it's a shame because there were some really fucking cool aquatic monsters and the underwater gameplay frankly wasn't that bad
rustic ore
the people that (understandably) hated it were cowards tbh
theyre keeping us from having Dire Miralis again
and Abyssal Lagiacrus
and Ceadeus
I want to listen to Moonquake again
shell yacht
they add 100 pokemon per generation imagine trying to complete the nat dex for g...
XY with their like 40 new pokemon and a half assed game:
lone crown
I feel that games in general are lacking with aquatic creatures
bitter marlin
XY with their like 40 new pokemon *and* a half assed game:
WE DONT TALK ABOUT X/Y
lone crown
Where are my sea monsters in my video games…
opaque sigil
doing good underwater gameplay is hard 
bitter marlin
also gen 6 introduced my favorite mythical
shell yacht
they add 100 pokemon per generation imagine trying to complete the nat dex for g...
They went back to a home console like two generations ago, all the limitations people like to give them a handicap for don't exist
opaque sigil
doing good underwater gameplay is hard <:feelspkman:639636442821165056>
especially as an auxiliary system
cunning geode
X and Y is where the blight really set in for pokemon
the shift to 3D etc
boy oh boy
shell yacht
UNDERWATER COMBAT WAS AWESOME THO
coarse leaf
and Ceadeus
opaque sigil
wilds does have swimming 
rustic ore
HURABEI AON
bitter marlin
They went back to a home console like two generations ago, all the limitations p...
god i wish pokemon games were good
cunning geode
also gen 6 introduced my favorite mythical
...hoopa?
cunning geode
diancie?
coarse leaf
i love that ceadus is actually like, a completely docile monster normally but it's just so large and powerful that the process of it shedding its horns for their growth cycle causes earthquakes and tsunamis so it's an active threat just by being alive
bitter marlin
yea
bitter marlin
my favorite type is fairy
shell yacht
You know you just gave me one of those memory unlocked moments, ceadeus got vocalized boss music before a black dragon* did
cunning geode
ok lemme see what all the mythicals are
lone crown
especially as an auxiliary system
Make a video game protag jesus find the power to walk/glide/hover on surfaces of bodies of water, then have titanic sea serpents surface from under you in proximity
opaque sigil
Make a video game protag ~~jesus~~ find the power to walk/glide/hover on surface...
this is the boss of the final fantasy 16 dlc
rustic ore
cunning geode
ok the ones I like are Genesect, Zarude, Melmetal, Deoxys, (and Darkrai for nostalgia)
bitter marlin
i cant wait for legends Z/A
rustic ore
full stop
shell yacht
i love that ceadus is actually like, a completely docile monster normally but it...
Dumbass went to sleep in the cave and it closed on him, skill issue
shell yacht
Diancie kinda weird because it kind of just looks like a mutated carbink
coarse leaf
anyways the best monster hunter flagship monster is magala and nobody can change my mind on that
bitter marlin
Legends Z/A comes out and diancie is finally obtainable permantly
bitter marlin
Alolan ninetales and vulpix is my favorite pokemon btw
shell yacht
I hope Wilds is hiding an ocean biome with my thunder gator in it 
bitter marlin
god i love fairy types
lone crown
Diancie is a carbink who won the genetic lottery
rustic ore
i see
rustic ore
I hope Wilds is hiding an ocean biome with my thunder gator in it <:seerpray:547...
pipe dream
shell yacht
Sylveon it's like the only good fairy I can think of
rustic ore
Xerneas
bitter marlin
say what you will about X/Y but they added so much cool stuff
cunning geode
they made mawile a fairy type too
bitter marlin
megas, fairy type/
bitter marlin
https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-60dollar-nintendo-game-pokemon-animation-twinkle-...
god i love twinkle tackle
shell yacht
https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-60dollar-nintendo-game-pokemon-animation-twinkle-...
They were still $34 when XY came out
rustic ore
little did my younger self know that Xerneas would become one of his favorite legendary designs
cunning geode
oh and mimikyu is fairy type thats noteworthy
lone crown
Jokes aside xerneas is really awesome
opaque sigil
xerneas reminds me of princess mononoke for some reason so peak instantly
lone crown
And i’m usually not a fan of the newer legendaries
shell yacht
I like xerneas for being the big mystical deer thing, but it's kind of lame otherwise
lone crown
But xerneas gets my approval
bitter marlin
my younger self liked charizard so i dont want to here shit from him
shell yacht
Yeah that was basically the only reason it got bonus points from me
coarse leaf
i know nothing about pokemon generally but i really like that one that's a little happy pink thing with a giant hammer
coarse leaf
yeah
bitter marlin
i know nothing about pokemon generally but i really like that one that's a littl...
tinkaton
lone crown
rustic ore
i know nothing about pokemon generally but i really like that one that's a littl...
Tinkaton, the little bastard that pelts rocks at Corvinights
bitter marlin
that was an insta add to my team
bitter marlin
Tinkaton, the little bastard that pelts rocks at Corvinights
more then rocks
shell yacht
oh and mimikyu is fairy type thats noteworthy
Mimikyu is dope but being a fairy/ghost is kinda odd
rustic ore
why doesnt tink have like 130 attack
bitter marlin
they straight up kill corvinights
rustic ore
i know that
bitter marlin
why doesnt tink have like 130 attack
nope
shell yacht
The retro black and white shiny is peak tho
rustic ore
im asking why it doesnt
bitter marlin
balance
rustic ore
little imp with a giant fuckoff hammer should do giant fuckoff damage with said giant fuckoff hammer
opaque sigil
why doesnt tink have like 130 attack
character assassination
bitter marlin
gigaton hammer is op so giving it 70 attack is a way to balance it
opaque sigil
little imp with a giant fuckoff hammer should do giant fuckoff damage with said ...
it does have a unique move that does a fuckton of damage
violet path
Hey chat
bitter marlin
competitive ruined pokemon
shell yacht
violet path
competitive ruined pokemon
Liar
bitter marlin
competitive gamers is like a infection ruining everything it touches
coarse leaf
competitive gamers is like a infection ruining everything it touches
true!
lone crown
As someone who likes to master and sweat at games I never found the appeal in the ranked multiplayer gameplay loop
shell yacht
I only touch ranked modes if they have exclusive rewards that I really want
rustic ore
btw monster hunter village music peaked at base Rise don't @ me
bitter marlin
competitive smash players when a map has a 0.0001 inch slope: 🤯
lone crown
It’s endless and pointless and dependent on teammates whereas single player games have no such variables
shell yacht
btw monster hunter village music peaked at base Rise don't @ me
"it peaked at the currently most recent game" 
@rustic ore
violet path
I only touch ranked modes if they have exclusive rewards that I really want
Because youre like 49
rustic ore
"it peaked at the currently most recent game" <:shermaU:743947049472491623> <@42...
i dont like rise :)
(that much)
coarse leaf
even outside of games that inherently have an element of competition to them competitive gamers tend to turn literally everything to do with games into a competition
rustic ore
but the Kamura Song of Purification fucking slaps and I genuinely don't think any other village theme comes close to it
bitter marlin
even outside of games that inherently have an element of competition to them com...
they shouldve just stayed in fps and fighting games like tekken
rustic ore
Don't get me wrong, I played everything Rise had to offer
It just wasn't for me ultimately
violet path
Unranked on games gets unfun after like a week
Ranked keeps it interesting by actually adding stakes
coarse leaf
Unranked on games gets unfun after like a week
this is why i just don't even play competitive games in the first place teehee
bitter marlin
if youre sweating in a game like pokemon or smash bros im gonna judge you
coarse leaf
this is why i just don't even play competitive games in the first place teehee
unless it's like, party games
violet path
if youre sweating in a game like pokemon or smash bros im gonna judge you
I meant shooters really ig
Idk anything abt ranked pokemon or smash
opaque sigil
if youre sweating in a game like pokemon or smash bros im gonna judge you
I mean so long as expectations are clear and everyone's having fun there's a place for that
bitter marlin
im conviced competitive smash bros ultimate players hate fun
rustic ore
It just wasn't for me ultimately
I didn't gel with the HH or Hammer gameplay so I wasn't really feeling it
You could say "just play another weapon"
I did though, but most of my enjoyment left when I realized I didn't like my mains 
Switch Axe was cool tho
Elemental Burst Counter was ZaSeD
violet path
im conviced competitive smash bros ultimate players hate fun
Ive only ever played smash at hangouts irl 😭
lone crown
if youre sweating in a game like pokemon or smash bros im gonna judge you
In smash i just care about beating my friends (we all have fun though)
violet path
Ive only ever played smash at hangouts irl 😭
And i just like playing joker because persona
bitter marlin
theyre so obssessed with match ups they ban maps that slightly change the match ups
opaque sigil
I didn't gel with the HH or Hammer gameplay so I wasn't really feeling it
You co...
SWITCH AXE WOO
bitter marlin
(im not joking)
theres lik 100 maps in smash bros ult
and only 8 are competitivly viable
coarse leaf
im conviced competitive smash bros ultimate players hate fun
i think THAT'S unfair to say, some people just find fun in dissecting fighting games like that
rustic ore
SWITCH AXE WOO
believe it or not, Swaxe was the very first weapon I picked up going into MH as a whole
opaque sigil
believe it or not, Swaxe was the very first weapon I picked up going into MH as ...
same
bitter marlin
for tournements
rustic ore
but Hammer won out first, because big fucking rock on a stick, and S P I N
HH won out next, because big fucking bell on a stick, and S P I N
bitter marlin
i think THAT'S unfair to say, some people just find fun in dissecting fighting g...
I get that but theyre optimizing the fun out of the game
lone crown
same
What weapons in MH are for nerds so I can determine what weapons to avoid when I eventually start MH
vagrant onyx
dont stop the prayers guys
bitter marlin
if a map has a slight slope it gets banned
opaque sigil
What weapons in MH are for nerds so I can determine what weapons to avoid when I...
I'm not really sure what you're asking
bitter marlin
dont stop the prayers guys
APRIL SECOND TRUST
coarse leaf
I get that but theyre optimizing the fun out of the game
but how is that encroaching on your enjoyment of it at all is the thing
rustic ore
What weapons in MH are for nerds so I can determine what weapons to avoid when I...
use whatever you want
opaque sigil
I've had a lot of fun with dual blades, charge blade, insect glaive, and switch axe
vagrant onyx
APRIL SECOND TRUST
is it gonna be timed exclusive on switch 2?
lone crown
I'm not really sure what you're asking
Like there’s always a sort of playstyle/weapon that is frowned upon, i didn’t mean it literally since i don’t care what others think
rustic ore
youll get sideeyed for using LS (Longsword), but literally nothing else will get a negative reaction tbh
opaque sigil
oh longsword is fine
rustic ore
even then, LS is cool so if you wanna use it go ahead
opaque sigil
and it looks dope in wilds
bitter marlin
use whatever you want
if i like hack and slash games what weapon should i use?
rustic ore
LS, DB, Switch Axe
coarse leaf
youll get sideeyed for using LS (Longsword), but literally nothing else will get...
don't even say that, anyone who does that shit needs to shut the fuck up genuinely
rustic ore
true
lone crown
Yeah
rustic ore
but that doesnt mean its not the case regardless
coarse leaf
don't even say that, anyone who does that shit needs to shut the fuck up genuine...
WAAAAAAH YOU DON'T USE THE PERFECTLY OPTIMAL WEAPON SND CHATACTER BUILD WAAAAAHHH!!!!
lone crown
don't even say that, anyone who does that shit needs to shut the fuck up genuine...
Almost as bad as the fromsoft people who shun every other playstyle
bitter marlin
don't even say that, anyone who does that shit needs to shut the fuck up genuine...
mfs when you use something in the game thta they in particular dont like: 🤯
rustic ore
almost
coarse leaf
but that doesnt mean its not the case regardless
i think just pretending those people don't exist is the right move actually
cunning geode
mfs when you use something in the game thta they in particular dont like: 🤯
gas passer in mvm:
opaque sigil
monhun has a lot of variety in weapon options so there's probably going to be something to your tastes
coarse leaf
i think just pretending those people don't exist is the right move actually
because realistically if you play the game casually you are never going to encounter that
lone crown
How drastic is gameplay between weapon types in MH?
rustic ore
extremely
coarse leaf
very
bitter marlin
Almost as bad as the fromsoft people who shun every other playstyle
fromsoft glazers have to be studied cuz like if you say any complaint of there games theyll say "thats the point"
coarse leaf
for some weapons it's closer than others but like
opaque sigil
How drastic is gameplay between weapon types in MH?
some basically change the whole ass genre into a shooter
https://youtu.be/g7Iwrf2R5Uo
this should have stuff about all the weapon types
vagrant onyx
April 2nd gonna be only switch 2 showcase but not switch 2 game reveals?
coarse leaf
for some weapons it's closer than others but like
with the dual blades being on one end of the spectrum and greatsword being another, and with the ranged weapons being on their own whole spectrum off to the side, the gameplay styles of each weapon get very diverse
lone crown
fromsoft glazers have to be studied cuz like if you say any complaint of there g...
I’m a big fromsoft fan but even I can admit there’s a ton of problems with the games 
the glaze needs to stop, the more criticism the more likely we’ll have better products in the long term
Too much glaze is never good
rustic ore
LS is a sweeping, evasive sword that needs to stay on the monster's ass at all times
Hammer is a heavy sledge that needs time away from the monster to charge up beefy hits to its face
that's just two
coarse leaf
April 2nd gonna be only switch 2 showcase but not switch 2 game reveals?
go find that info yourself
bitter marlin
the fact that you cant pause soulsborne is crazy
lone crown
LS is a sweeping, evasive sword that needs to stay on the monster's ass at all t...
Oh ive seen a gif with the hammer it looked so immaculate
vagrant onyx
go find that info yourself
ok
lone crown
cunning geode
yep hammer's my thing
lone crown
This gif
rustic ore
yep i was just about to send it lmao
lone crown
That looks fucking sick
lone crown
I almost feel bad for the thing
rustic ore
never feel bad for the monsters
you are to turn them into hats
coarse leaf
the fact that you cant pause soulsborne is crazy
i mean if it's something you don't like and you don't enjoy the games because of it that's perfectly valid but a lot of things like that are quite literally part of the point. i do know people in the fromsoft community like to use "that's the point though" in a shitty condescending manner though
opaque sigil
you also can nonlethally capture monsters
bitter marlin
oh monster hunter worlds is 20 bucks
rustic ore
on god? frfr?
bitter marlin
and rise is on gamepass
rustic ore
rise is always on gamepass
bitter marlin
i mean if it's something you don't like and you don't enjoy the games because of...
you should be able to pause in any single player game imo
opaque sigil
Can you eat monster meat…
you can eat meat from some specific monsters but not most monsters
except in rise in rise you can have the chef cook up bits of other monsters
lone crown
you can eat meat from some specific monsters but not most monsters
Its something at least
cunning geode
Oh ive seen a gif with the hammer it looked so immaculate
rustic ore
Can you eat monster meat…
unfortunately no
you can kill smaller herbivores and carve meat from THEM to eat, but no
bitter marlin
should i play rise?
lone crown
One thing I will say is the HUD looks complicated as someone who knows nothing
Im sure i’ll figure that out
rustic ore
you said you liked hack and slash games, yeah?
bitter marlin
yea
lone crown
Rathalos is straight up in every game huh
bitter marlin
welp time to leech off my friends gamepass
coarse leaf
you should be able to pause in any single player game imo
i think being able to pause for the sake of settings and stuff would be nice but i've never minded that the game doesn't pause when you're in your inventories and whatnot. and i will say in most of the games, resting at one of the save points is effectively equivalent to pausing
opaque sigil
One thing I will say is the HUD looks complicated as someone who knows nothing
the hud isn't that bad once you get used to it dw
rustic ore
Rathalos is to MH as Pikachu is to Pokemon
lone crown
Also do literally all of you play MH 😭
lone crown
Honestly his design is at least good
cunning geode
what if it was espinas instead
rustic ore
Espinas was John Monster Hunter Frontier
rustic ore
Pikachu is lame
i mean true but
lone crown
For pokemon having a mascot is complicated anyway
bitter marlin
Pikachu is lame
so is charizards design
lone crown
Its hard
bitter marlin
EEVEE SHOULD BE POKEMONS MASCOT RAHHHH
cunning geode
its kinda up there with pikachu
rustic ore
Eevee, Charizard, Pikachu
the trifecta
bitter marlin
its a cute design with eeveelutions to introduce kids into the types and different types of evolution methods
eevee is perfect
rustic ore
agree
lone crown
I agree
rustic ore
i want to keep an umbreon in my jacket
bitter marlin
sylveon is my favorite eeveelution
cunning geode
Kabutops, Muk, Fearow 👹
rustic ore
i would keep a Fearow yes
lone crown
Nosepass should be the mascot
bitter marlin
sylveon is so awesome and so is her shiny
rustic ore
yknow what
i want a Mandibuzz.
bitter marlin
ralts should be the mascot
opaque sigil
noivern
lone crown
Roggenrola*
coarse leaf
they should make whatever pokemon most of the community mutually hates the mascot
bitter marlin
luvdisc
rustic ore
vanilluxe
bitter marlin
they should make whatever pokemon most of the community mutually hates the masco...
oh so braxish
search it up
rustic ore
actually yes. bruxish
bitter marlin
braxish sucks
rustic ore
fuck bruxish
bitter marlin
bruxish*
strange gulch
Nosepass should be the mascot
Tropius
rustic ore
I like Tropius a lot actually
lone crown
they should make whatever pokemon most of the community mutually hates the masco...
Blipbug
rustic ore
his cry is sick
lone crown
I love Tropius
bitter marlin
blipbugs awesome
rustic ore
dottler my beloved
bitter marlin
bruxish should be permantly deletled from all of pokemon
bitter marlin
like the archie sonic comics nexus event were they erased all of ken penders characters
rustic ore
as much as i hate bruxish it has to stay
bitter marlin
https://tenor.com/view/seal-tokkari-ringed-seal-yo-chan-tokkari-center-gif-13705...
so seel?
rustic ore
it's from Alola right?
bitter marlin
ye
lone crown
bruxish should be permantly deletled from all of pokemon
Just searched it up wtf is that 😭
radiant edge
strange gulch
Speaking of pokemon, I recently learned that Sentret evolves into furret
lone crown
What’s the worst Pokémon name
coarse leaf
there's also the one where they just named it rat but repeated the at a bunch
lone crown
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Flamigo_(Pok%C3%A9mon)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
rustic ore
bruxish is based on the humuhumunukunukuapua'a, which is a type of parrot triggerfish
coarse leaf
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Flamigo_(Pok%C3%A9mon)
ok but at least that's some kind of word play
rustic ore
Flamingo + amigo
lone crown
Also isnt seel just a regular fucking seal but with a horn
coarse leaf
what if a snail was fast
lone crown
The horn is even more insignificant than I remembered
rustic ore
what if a snail was fast
Accelgor
coarse leaf
what if a snail was fast
they should make a movie that is a financial failure about that
lone crown
Escavalier is fucking awesome
rustic ore
Escavalier and Accelgor are peak bugs and trade pokemon
clever rapids
Hey guys, did you hear that the Nintendo eshop page is back?
lone crown
Escavalier and Accelgor are peak bugs and trade pokemon
One of my favorite cross-species gimmicks ever
coarse leaf
Hey guys, did you hear that the Nintendo eshop page is back?
this was literally 2 days ago oh my god
rustic ore
because Karrablast is a beetle that steals Shelmet's armor and evolves into it.
Shelmet is a snail that gets his armor stolen and evolves without it, wrapping himself up to protect himself.
literally peak
kindred pewter
Hey guys, did you hear that the Nintendo eshop page is back?
NOOOOOO now silksong will actually be available to be played 😢
lone crown
because Karrablast is a beetle that steals Shelmet's armor and evolves into it.
...
Also likely faster without the shell
rustic ore
cinema
rustic ore
btw i was having this converstion w someone earlier but gen v was SUPER kind to bug types that time around
lone crown
Peak type
rustic ore
look at these guys
coarse leaf
they should make a final pokemon game where the little boy/girl fails to save the world and everyone dies forever
lone crown
look at these guys
Not a single miss
rustic ore
all of them have such strong designs, whether it's ecologically or aesthetically or competitively
not a single one of these lines missed
not even Durant
shell yacht
Durant evolving into a metal body to avoid being eaten only for the anteater to develop a magma spit 
rustic ore
A. Because he is a metal ant. That's cool as fuck
B. Because he is a metal ant that fights a lava anteater
rustic ore
Durant evolving into a metal body to avoid being eaten only for the anteater to ...
that shit is so unfair lmao
lone crown
Evolutionary trait to counter evolutionary trait
rustic ore
bug/steel vs. the pure fire type
i wonder who wins
lmao
then again it is an ant EATER so i guess unfair is the point
shell yacht
It's like, tree: I'm going to get taller this bitch keeps eating my fruit, giraffes:
shell yacht
Elephant: knocks it down
wheat sail
Fuck this hordse
strong sorrel
why cant we evolve over our life smh...
i wanna grow a long neck for 5 seconds to grab fruit from trees
rustic ore
entirely too-tall tree: haha you cannot eat from me! you fool, the only thing that you can eat now is the ground itself!
Nigersaurus' honest reaction:
actually starts vacuuming the ground
strong sorrel
entirely too-tall tree: haha you cannot eat from me! you fool, the only thing th...
oh so thats how it had 500 teeth
lone crown
entirely too-tall tree: haha you cannot eat from me! you fool, the only thing th...
Im convinced that thing was just an oversized duck with teeth
strong sorrel
ive never seen a nigersaurus
rustic ore
it's a powerhouse in Fossil Fighters
strong sorrel
IT LOOKS SO NORMAL FROM THE SIDE
strong sorrel
THEN IT TURNS AND ITS A FUCKING VACUUm
rustic ore
dont act like you dont have days where you go vacuum
strong sorrel
true...
atomic sparrow
Amongulosaurus
rustic ore
cease
do not besmirch its good name with amogus
also this dinosaur is the basis for Amaura
Aurorus, scuse me
kindred pewter
Aurorus has so much Aura
rustic ore
i'm realizing that "Amaura" is "Amarga" + "Aura/Aurora"
lone crown
Dinosaurs are just identical comically oversized versions of current animals
tiny pine
big lizard
oblique musk
Amourgrus
rustic ore
Dinosaurs are just identical comically oversized versions of current animals
i mean youre not wrong, bc they keep coming back to the Shit That Works
cus what is a dolphin/whale but an ichthyosaur
or mosasaur
lone crown
Hatzegopteryx is scary
rustic ore
yeah azhdarchids are a giant fuck that
lilac gyro
what if a t rex was like
rustic ore
freaky bastards
lone crown
Idk how accurate they are but these are terrifying if so
https://youtu.be/XcBoY_aEVj8?si=ACcKEox77kwMD0T0
rustic ore
reminder that Velociraptor could sit comfortably in your lap
lone crown
Yeah fuck that
rustic ore
Utahraptor cannot sit in your lap
opaque sigil
velociraptors are basically just geese
rustic ore
If a Utahraptor is sitting in your lap you are probably dead
1:35 i recognize this call
strong sorrel
Utahraptor cannot sit in your lap
it could you would just be dead
violet path
velociraptors are basically just geese
Velociraptors are awesome
violet path
reminder that Velociraptor could sit comfortably in your lap
Untrue
I saw this like nature documentary from the 90s and they were like 5 foot tall
opaque sigil
they're tiny
lone crown
Would rather deal with a velociraptor than a chimpanzee
strong sorrel
can i eat them
opaque sigil
Would rather deal with a velociraptor than a chimpanzee
well yeah chimps are bigger stronger meaner
rustic ore
1:35 i recognize this call
it's a pitched-down Willow Grouse call
opaque sigil
chimps are nasty avoid chimps
lone crown
well yeah chimps are bigger stronger meaner
Chimps are remorseless
They will tear you to pieces
rustic ore
it's a pitched-down Willow Grouse call
lone crown
I love birds
rustic ore
AKA Willow ptarmigan
lone crown
I should get a pet pigeon one day
lone crown
We just domesticated then ditched them 😭
But they’re very intelligent and affectionate
opaque sigil
Birds are neat
Whenever one flies into my field of vision I get stunlocked it’s crazy
lone crown
And they have a stigma of being an inconvenient “shits-on-everything” animal
rustic ore
if anything, that belongs to the GULLS
lone crown
True
rustic ore
i wonder if gulls are just a coastal bird
lone crown
Whenever one flies into my field of vision I get stunlocked it’s crazy
Lucky that you even got a field
rustic ore
or are they everywhere 
opaque sigil
They are called seagulls
lone crown
I’m within the confines of an apartment unit 
however once i had a pigeon sit right in my windowsill before
Never got to glance at one from up close like that
opaque sigil
I live in a part of the us where everything is sort of carved out of forest so wherever there isn’t like a deliberately cleared space it’s just trees so there’s a good amount of wildlife
warped rock
They are called *sea*gulls
What's your point?? I've seen sea gulls in parking lots
bitter marlin
are we talking about birds now
rustic ore
yall wanna see a cool GD level
opaque sigil
rustic ore
red tailed hawk 
opaque sigil
Saw this nerd a few times
rustic ore
i think
opaque sigil
This is immediately after horrifically missing a swoop at a squirrel
lone crown
Majestic
opaque sigil
Though I can confirm squirrels do scream in fear
rustic ore
hey guys do you know what the main physical focus of each bird of prey is
like their specialty?
cus there's one for each of the 4
lone crown
Talons? Eyesight?
shell yacht
red tailed hawk <:point:716234707724927007>
Tobias?
rustic ore
Eagles: Power
Hawks: Agility
Falcons: Speed
Owls: Stealth
shell yacht
Everything else: stupidity and noise
shell yacht
Carrying off a giant ass fish
opaque sigil
lone crown
For the rest i can think of scenarios
shell yacht
Eagles are fucking huge
lone crown
Carrying off a giant ass fish
Oh makes sense
rustic ore
eagles are by far the most physically strong of the birds of prey
Eagles are gigantic, and carry off the largest prey of any bird
shell yacht
Like picture one of those fish you see a bear slap out of a river, now picture an eagle snatching it with one foot and flying away without breaking stride
rustic ore
the largest of them, like harpies, bald eagles, and golden eagles, can carry away baby deer, monkeys, adult salmon, turtles, etc.
shell yacht
Yoink
lone crown
Ever wish you were born non-human so you wouldn’t have to think of working a 9-5 for the rest of your life
rustic ore
hawks are far and above the most agile of the birds of prey
they can tuck and weave at ridiculous speeds, literally flying circles around other birds (they tend to hunt smaller birds)
kindred pewter
who here wants to dance off against me
inland ravine
who here wants to dance off against me
i'm calling grimm
sacred stratus
@rustic ore there is a rumor that Seregios and Lagiacrus are in the game but delayed for after launch
trim estuary
You called
rustic ore
frosty i love you but i want no more reveals or anything this close to release
kindred pewter
You called
have a dance off with me
rustic ore
although i was expecting lagiacrus to finally making an appearance
trim estuary
No
shell yacht
I need my thunder Gator to be in the launch game, also need a PS5 and the launch game
wheat sail
geometry dash but better
lucid holly
Geometry mid
atomic sparrow
mid dash
lone crown
Next geometry dash update features non-euclidean geometry
strange gulch
Just shapes and beats
wheat sail
linear algebra dash
lucid holly
Silksong so late I started a punk rock band
quiet knot
Starting w flipaclip fr like a true artist
Very nice
quiet knot
Copeth
quiet knot
You are called the Giant Enemy Fool for a reason
cunning geode
Something will happen within the next week
yeah, i go out for friendly dinner
wheat sail
yeah, i go out for friendly dinner
Denny's?
cunning geode
no
atomic sparrow
it was mcdonalds
carmine island
Irl Silksong discussion meet up at the 2032 asteroid landing site
cunning geode
actuallys its STAR OF PROVIDENCE
marsh burrow
shut up
young saffron
invincible soon
marsh burrow
marsh burrow
strange gulch
We are not having silksong today
flat remnant
actuallys its STAR OF PROVIDENCE
thank you hideo game dunkey very cool
thick zenith
Skong pls
merry bridge
what do the red bars say
main helm
am i allowed to say sex
merry bridge
main helm
cool
flat remnant
that is so cool and needed information
merry bridge
you should delete this now
main helm
you should delete this now
what
merry bridge
the image
main helm
why else would they allow the word sex
main helm
yeah its just some random ass reddit comment
flat remnant
yeah but why post it it's not even funny
carmine island
Did you not read the rules?
main helm
are the reddit rules way different from these rules
thick zenith
Probably
merry bridge
yes
ofc they are, like its managed by different people in the community
this server has no relation to the hk subreddit
carmine island
Another user who doesn’t read the rules added to the pile
atomic sparrow
hey guys
craggy cave
Sorted the discord tabs in the first time on the century and it feels nice
merry bridge
hi andy
main helm
the reddit is full of dumbass comments
craggy cave
Look at your server list immediately
merry bridge
andy get me outta here ples
atomic sparrow
ok
patent forum
It says gullible on the ceiling
uncut citrus
It says gullible on the ceiling
:ponder_looking_up:
merry bridge
hey it says "hey it says gullible on the ceiling"
merry bridge
https://tenor.com/view/bye-im-out-goku-gif-13578748
thank
craggy cave
Aaaand you stole my organs
main helm
atomic sparrow
so uncanny !
carmine island
It’s and you stole my lungs fake fan
merry bridge
your liver will make a fine edition to my collection
craggy cave
It’s and you stole my lungs fake fan
It's been too long I can't rember
wheat sail
youre not making a liver burger?
craggy cave
And as a rimworld player, you only steal 1 lung each person so you can harvest other organs before they die of missing them
carmine island
Just get good and harvest fast
patent forum
wheat sail
livers are useless if you just dont drink alcohol
merry bridge
like
craggy cave
Just get good and harvest fast
I just have to work with what I have alright
merry bridge
lies*
flat remnant
https://tenor.com/view/miku-hatsune-miku-vocaloid-akita-neru-neru-gif-1496853452...
so there's this guy called william afton
merry bridge
livers are an infinite money glitch smh
main helm
flat remnant
he moves to the town of hurricane utah with his family
craggy cave
4 medics stat, herbal medicine and dirt floor is the best we can offer
wheat sail
its not infinite as they get worse each time they regenerate
merry bridge
i sell my liver, get 500k, let liver regen, repeat, profit
wheat sail
ackshually
wheat sail
i wanna eat your pancreas
merry bridge
im not an alcoholic therefore im immune
main helm
im not talking about what you said im talking about the image
i literally bleeped out the bad part
craggy cave
You can only donate your liver once because the main artery doesn't grow back
merry bridge
dude we moved on from this no one cares anymore
patent forum
so there's this guy called william afton
Is that the guy that sextupled utah’s cryptid count
main helm
dude we moved on from this no one cares anymore
dawg knowing discord mods this is probably a permanent ban
but wtv
merry bridge
also i did you a favor, most people wouldve pinged mods, but i like you slightly a little above average then the new users here because of your cursed images so you stay around more
merry bridge
but keep bringing it up well, i cant help you
flat remnant
Is that the guy that sextupled utah’s cryptid count
how much is the entire mormon population x 6
merry bridge
patent forum
how much is the entire mormon population x 6
That’s crazy
main helm
wheat sail
is that a new york fries hat
serene chasm
I will never be that cool
broken tartan
I will always be that cool
main helm
guys wanna see disabled people
pliant torrent
I will never be that cool
same feeling here curly
flat remnant
I will sometimes be that cool
patent forum
Whar
craggy cave
No arm to hold nail
serene chasm
Now its just sad
craggy cave
The knight should have just done this while THK was chained
broken tartan
Those pointy ass heels they got could pierce better than the nail
flat remnant
theyre all armless
i bet you torture ants
broken tartan
Who hasnt
patent forum
I got accused of stepping on an ant hill when I was like 7 and it was horrible
flat remnant
anyone free of sin want to throw this rock
wheat sail
genie i wish people can get their arms back if they give me a monthly subscription fee
main helm
broken tartan
Step on fire ant anthills
flat remnant
i bet you steal candy from babies
patent forum
anyone free of sin want to throw this rock
I’m too gay to throw rocks
serene chasm
omg!
craggy cave
You did it, silksong is no more
patent forum
Horseless headless hornet
broken tartan
Hornet is void????!!
atomic sparrow
yes
serene chasm
SS is now rated M
broken tartan
M for Middle aged men
craggy cave
Silktal combat
patent forum
M for lesbian
serene chasm
M'lesbian
patent forum
That’s so true
craggy cave
Where french??
patent forum
In france
flat remnant
canda
grand ferry
Where french??
RIGHT BEHIND YOU
serene chasm
Sacre Bleu!
patent forum
Truly scary combination
grand ferry
Where french??
now got ha da, o yo
main helm
o7
craggy cave
now got ha da, o yo
오요?
grand ferry
no the or is the vertical
craggy cave
어요 eo yo
flat remnant
no more pale king guys
i bet you spit on old grandmothers
grand ferry
yes
patent forum
i bet you spit on old grandmothers
I spit on young grandmothers
craggy cave
I spit on young grandmothers
I have 200 jokes that will get me banned
(None of them are good)
quiet knot
Just steal
rustic ore
RAAAAGH ONE WEEK
quiet knot
Till what
flat remnant
til thursday
craggy cave
Wait for it...
patent forum
til thursday
Scary
flat remnant
my name is thurs i made the day
patent forum
Well done
thick zenith
4 days till skong news
quiet knot
4 more days added to the duration
thick zenith
Parallel universe
main helm
i think the hollow knight would screw up on hornet 1
thick zenith
i think the hollow knight would screw up on hornet 1
Idk man
main helm
something in the knight made him somehow survive
main helm
no
thick zenith
Smol THK
main helm
because the hollow knight artificially grew
thick zenith
O-ok?
wheat sail
who tf is jenny
grand ferry
who tf is jenny
OFFICER
wheat sail
H
formal whale
O
thick zenith
It’s beautiful
formal whale
What
inland ravine
?
thick zenith
Don’t ask
inland ravine
ask what?
main helm
livid tree
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
formal whale
no more pale king guys
formal whale
shitty edit of the hollow knight
Show me it
unborn dome
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
he’s doing a Kanye
he’ll be back soon
why is slow mode enabled?
main helm
idk
coral prawn
why is slow mode enabled?
because this is ss disc and ss disc sucks
unborn dome
harsh yarrow
i think the hollow knight would screw up on hornet 1
Depends
We talking the Hollow Knight, right before they were entombed in the black egg?
Or the Hollow Knight right after leaving the Abyss with the Pale King
flat remnant
anyone watch the movie flow
unborn dome
Or the Hollow Knight right after leaving the Abyss with the Pale King
hollow knight if it swapped places with the knight
harsh yarrow
Which version?
If it was the Hollow Knight as we see in the Black Egg, Hornet would probably be forced to flee, but could probably do a number on THK
unborn dome
it would obviously be the young version
the knight didn’t grow big, so I would assume if they swapped places the hollow knight probably wouldn’t either
harsh yarrow
If it was the Hollow Knight as seen in the abyss climb, probably would've had the same outcome
The Hollow Knight is seemingly as physically gifted as the Knight, considering both managed the abyss climb
neon adder
Perfection
formal whale
neon adder
Spot-on
delicate flare
Good morning gamers
patent forum
Good morning
delicate flare
I'm still on my OTD brainrot so it looks like that's what's going to live in my brain until silksong
With occasional guest appearances of nine sols
game(s) good,,,,
deep laurel
should I try marvel rivals despite the layoffs?
marsh burrow
Is Lace black
rocky flicker
Chat the Nintendo page got taken down for a day and then put back up
This clearly means silksong yesterday
deep laurel
Is Lace black
with white hair
rocky flicker
should I try marvel rivals despite the layoffs?
The layoffs were for ui people as I understand
All the menus were done so they didn’t need them anymore, it’s kinda shitty but I don’t think it’ll affect the game too badly going forward
kindred pewter
because this is ss disc and ss disc sucks
corn check this dance
nevermind I fell off...
coral prawn
Damn😔
woven current
1 second slow mode, something something 1984
wheat sail
Biden's america
patent forum
My america
runic atlas
My america
Hi Biden
patent forum
Hi
kindred pewter
1 second slow mode, something something 1984
oh yeah I saw your message on CSM part 2
don't worry, it gets more weirder and peaker as you read on
trust me
kindred pewter
100% part 1 is better than part 2, but I liked the direction part 2 went
woven current
, do you think Death Devil will appear next chapter?
kindred pewter
<:shrue:1139804034866352179> , do you think Death Devil will appear next chapter...
there will be a part 3 prob and death devil will appear in that part
flat remnant
what if it was called leafblower man and instead of killing devils he hung out with and was kind to angels
woven current
there will be a part 3 prob and death devil will appear in that part
The only arc in part 2 I didn't like was the Chainsaw Man Church one, the rest was good
woven current
what if it was called leafblower man and instead of killing devils he hung out w...
that's aki, but he does both
patent forum
What if it was called ultrakill and humanity was dead, hell was full, and blood was fuel
worn valley
Silk
Song?
worn valley
What if it was called ultrakill and humanity was dead, hell was full, and blood ...
Then it would be mid 🙏
(Ultrakill is my favourite game)
flat remnant
What if it was called ultrakill and humanity was dead, hell was full, and blood ...
what if it was called i hate
grrrr
patent forum
What if it was called super lesbian animal rpg
plush heath
patent forum
https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-game-ltg-gabriel-ultrakill-ultrakill-ltg-gif-77...
Twink got mad
plush heath
lowkey he kinda fruity on all the new blood promo art
patent forum
Yeah cause he’s gay
plush heath
v1 is a genderless robot tho
patent forum
patent forum
v1 is a genderless robot tho
V1 is enby twink V2 is enby butch lesbian
plush heath
ok.
lament lotus
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1090336354577166447/1199620332055711744/T...
TRUE
craggy cave
v1 is a genderless robot tho
Don't think that stops anyone
Even the developers themselves
craggy cave
Everything aside the design is the coolest humanoid robots I've ever seen
delicate flare
frfr
misty reef
Is Lace black
maybe
formal karma
Day 72 of posting cardinals until silksong releases
barren sequoia
5 more days until ss is shown at id xbox
misty reef
COPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
misty reef
Day 72 of posting cardinals until silksong releases
birb ❤️
formal karma
Why wouldn't be at xbox
floral delta
5 more days until ss is shown at id xbox
4 for me
delicate flare
Is Ass Jim void
I FORGOT ABOUT ASS JIM
formal karma
We got an Xbox Trailer in order to tell the world Xbox has silksong on day 1
delicate flare
HOW COULD I
formal karma
No shot is Xbox giving out the release date though
formal karma
HOW COULD I
To be fair. The mods hid him away......
I use pronouns so little him got corrected into home.....
formal whale
To be fair. The mods hid him away......
What
patent forum
I can’t believe you use pronouns
delicate flare
banished for his thicc ass,,,
patent forum
?? What the
misty reef
banished for his thicc ass,,,
what
formal whale
?? What the
Bro doesn’t know about Ass Jim
formal karma
Watxh the Xbox Trailer very carefully. You'll see Ass Jim and understand why Ass Jim was banished
formal whale
Watxh the Xbox Trailer very carefully. You'll see Ass Jim and understand why Ass...
Because his ass was big?
misty reef
WHO IS ASS JIM
formal whale
formal karma
Because his ass was big?
Uuuuh it has a lit to do with this community. Also there was a gif
formal whale
Massive
formal karma
Like.... and insane gif. It was great
delicate flare
theres an animated :assjim: emoji but I don't have nitro
misty reef
watch the xbox trailer?
aight
formal karma
A specifically rendered Ass Jim twerking
Like... not from the trailer clip- someone hand drew and animated that shit
Glorious
misty reef
Like... not from the trailer clip- someone hand drew and animated that shit
horrific
formal whale
Don’t we have ass Jim emoji
formal karma
That pales in comparison
delicate flare
Don’t we have ass Jim emoji
We do but only if you have nitro (it is animated)
this is ass jim ^ @misty reef
formal whale
Ik
misty reef
We do but only if you have nitro (it is animated)
what the
misty reef
what if thats a bag
delicate flare
It is definitely not
misty reef
:(
delicate flare
ass attack.
anyways yeah brain too full of silly characters to sleep rn even tho it is 3:26 am </3
misty reef
thats so funny
misty reef
wats that
misty reef
wowie
warped nacelle
stoic sigil
Hoonter
misty reef
https://tenor.com/view/rey-dau-flying-wyvern-flying-wyvern-friday-monster-hunter...
It's Thursday
🤓
warped nacelle
It has to be friday for someone
misty reef
True
gloomy hill
friday was 3 days ago
misty reef
Friday is tomorrow
slate wagon
yo is that dude decapicated in the back i just noticed that
gloomy hill
it was 3 days ago smh keep up with the times
misty reef
Surreeeee
Whatever you say
I wanna see this chat when the Silksong release date is announced
Slow mode will kill all the excitement tho
formal whale
Shame they stole it from monster hunter <:sleyes:858583163214233631>
Elaborate
misty reef
Bruh
formal whale
I'm gatekeeping
sacred stratus
Slow mode will kill all the excitement tho
It’s for the better. Everybody would spam making conversations and moderation impossible
cyan forum
https://tenor.com/view/rey-dau-flying-wyvern-flying-wyvern-friday-monster-hunter...
i want to dismantle it like a cooked lobster
violet path
No
young saffron
After hardships is always ease
(my egg stuck to the pan 💔)
coral prawn
warped nacelle
<:absolutelyfuckyou:729863445364736020> <:absolutelyfuckyou:729863445364736020> ...
you wouldn't get it
just play mh
misty reef
It’s for the better. Everybody would spam making conversations and moderation im...
Oof
digital glen
i wanna play MH but where do i even start
sacred stratus
I suggest world
Sounds like a good starting point to me
Story is exhausting but combat and ecology are great
(Monster design is a bit iffy but new players usually don’t know any better)
digital glen
makes sense
does anyone play MH for the story
genuine question
i thought it was all about big weapons and even bigger monsters
i need the game to enter on sale and convince my gf to play
warped nacelle
world or rise are probably both super cheap from time to time just pick any
story doesn't really matter
digital glen
just buy the game to be honest smh my head 
warped nacelle
oh no this monster is a menace to the eco system, kill it
warped nacelle
Just to say dw about the starting point
digital glen
makes sense, thanks 
coral prawn
Who thought giving Captain Ishmeal Blind Obsession was a good idea
stoic sigil
Silksong is coming out this year. I know this because of the way it is.
eager flare
inland ravine
Just to say dw about the starting point
moss :D
leaden delta
moss!
warped nacelle
I gtg but hi
inland ravine
hi
bye
coral prawn
Gwnj
strange gulch
Silksong is coming out this year. I know this because of the way it is.
I am Jack's sleep paralysis demon. He said Silksong will release next month. I made him an offer that if he told me the release date, I will leave him (1000% real)
inland ravine
Gwnj<:holyshaw:1004861382702923856>
corn
formal karma
This year sure. Next month? Nah
strange gulch
I also ran into Ari the other day in a public toilet. He said "Dude! Do you know how fucking weird it is for people to ask that question, especially in a toilet? Can I please have some fucking privacy?" He proceeded to not comment further on Silksong news.
(note: if you do somehow find any of them in public, please do not be weird. I would like to make it clear that I do not support this type of behavior)
strange gulch
I stole leth’s sandwich
what was inside