sk-discussion

[sinful flare]

fucking ggs

[atomic sparrow]

idk despair ?

[wheat sail]

tc werent ever thinking

[formal whale]

[wheat sail]

they got lucky being the first and fell into success

[atomic sparrow]

suffering from success or something

[formal marsh]

what the fuck just happened

[wheat sail]

if i were mod

[formal marsh]

was bro spamming for no reason

[atomic sparrow]

this chat would've been kept under control ! 💯

[sinful flare]

no we were doing a silly reference to something but even after they were told to stop they still got muted

[shell yacht]

Did you not see them still spamming stupid shit

[atomic sparrow]

🦅

this came after

[sinful flare]

wait did they continue

sigh

[shell yacht]

[atomic sparrow]

trolled !

[sinful flare]

ok im moving the blame to others

[lone crown]

They continued afterward

[wheat sail]

my first warn also didnt have a verbal warning can i have it removed from my permanent record

[shell yacht]

Reeves did it

[median folio]

What the fart is going on

[atomic sparrow]

What the skibidi is going on here ?!

[formal whale]

[atomic sparrow]

i know i know

[formal whale]

I hope you die like Tiso

[atomic sparrow]

wth !!!

[lone crown]

Death threat

[atomic sparrow]

mods !

[lone crown]

Mods mute that individual

[atomic sparrow]

get em !

[formal whale]

That’s a joke

[sinful flare]

that information couldve been useful 4 minutes ago

[wheat sail]

What the gyattastic fanum tax toilet is skibidding on my ohio rizzlet

[formal whale]

I’m not serious

[sinful flare]

and i got mad for nothing

[lone crown]

Too late. Mods have planned your execution

[median folio]

💔💔💔 my wifeb

[formal whale]

[lone crown]

Try not to villainize the mods too much at face value as whatever they do has an intention behind it

If they were actually misusing power they'd get demodded

[atomic sparrow]

if the mods are villians

[dry yew]

Do you think Hunter will return in Silksong ? Because if he doesn't, I'm doubt who or what will replace Hunter Journal feature.

[atomic sparrow]

then what are admins ?

super villians ?

[formal marsh]

mods i was warned for "giving unsolicited spoilers in #hk-help". it was necessary for me to explain the pale being lore when NewPlayer47 asked how to defeat hornet

can you please remove the warning?

[lone crown]

They have to be careful when it comes to making judgments in general

[wheat sail]

by who

[formal marsh]

zamn mods

[atomic sparrow]

those darn mods !

[formal marsh]

hoooly shit we finally got an automod against spam

[atomic sparrow]

not moderatoers

[formal marsh]

W

[atomic sparrow]

like modifications

[lone crown]

Your mother

[wheat sail]

wow bro shes dead...

[formal whale]

This could be plot of Silksong

[atomic sparrow]

I highly doubt he will return
we do have the huntress who could serve a similar purpose but we aren't sure

[median folio]

I would like to see him come back honestly, I liked him but I was lowkey not expecting him to |be built like leg eater|

[shell yacht]

What are you talking about it's been doing that for years
The only ones y'all ever see are the new ones where they came up with a new URL

[formal whale]

I don’t think so tbh

Huntress is merely her code name

[wheat sail]

who be saying yall anymore

[shell yacht]

Me

[atomic sparrow]

we'll probably get something similar either way

[lone crown]

me

[sinful flare]

no i just didnt see that message

[formal whale]

She could be any sort of NPC

[sinful flare]

otherwise i wouldve said Fair

[formal whale]

Vendor

[lone crown]

True

[formal marsh]

tragic...

[sinful flare]

that was kind of my mistake but i also kind of blame reevers for inducing the idea that nothing was said afterwards but i dont think she realized either

all good

[lone crown]

I wonder if I'll get doxxed if i sent myself flying a plane

[atomic sparrow]

that geoguesser guy will

[lone crown]

Rainbolt

(That's me)

[atomic sparrow]

yeah he'll find you

which in turn

dox you

[formal marsh]

saw a podcast clip about him saying his real name is rainbolt

badass name

[atomic sparrow]

Rain D. Bolt or smth

[formal whale]

What are y’all even talking about

[formal marsh]

his name is trevor rainbolt

[formal whale]

[atomic sparrow]

oh his family name is rainbolt

[formal marsh]

yea

[formal whale]

Who is that

[atomic sparrow]

search it up on youtube ragh

guy who plays geoguesser REALLY well

[formal marsh]

do you know what geoguessr is

[formal whale]

Geo?

[atomic sparrow]

google geoguesser and then youtube rainbolt

ez...

[formal marsh]

is that a no

[formal whale]

Geo?

[formal marsh]

???

[atomic sparrow]

this guy is trolling !

mods get em !!!

[formal whale]

Forget about this

[cunning geode]

omg a hollow knight reference…

[atomic sparrow]

zomg...

[cunning geode]

wow how original

[atomic sparrow]

😨

[formal marsh]

wait until they get to elementary school and find out about geography

😨

[atomic sparrow]

😨

[formal whale]

Geography in elementary???

[cunning geode]

coriolis

[formal whale]

Since when

[formal marsh]

did you not have geography in elementary

[formal whale]

No?

[radiant ibex]

patamas geo

[formal marsh]

then just wait until you get to middle school and find out about geography

[formal whale]

I’m in there rn

[cunning geode]

congrats!

just a bit ago i was getting my friend to guess countries in various continents

using the sporcle site

[slate wagon]

the age distribution of this server is wild

[cunning geode]

it’s pretty fun geography

[formal whale]

Well HK is 10+

[lone crown]

<@&327844709244469261> When's the Silksong release date... NOW 🌩️

[atomic sparrow]

2/22/2222

[radiant ibex]

i didn't either to be fair

[wheat sail]

My mother said 2025 is the time

[cunning geode]

1 1 1…. uhhhm, 1!

[violet path]

Did she tell the truth

[wheat sail]

INCOOOOMING

[violet path]

NOO

[formal whale]

April 2nd 2025

Believe

[violet path]

Hamilton ref

[cunning geode]

woah woah woahhhheyy it’s still here!

[misty reef]

Get ready to be ignored by everyone you know

[wheat sail]

she didn't have her lying hat on so

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/gambling-gamble-gambler-old-man-addiction-gif-13539663578305331391

I love gambling

[wheat sail]

casinos providing free entertainment to the elderly

https://tenor.com/view/feelsstrongman-motivating-happy-pepe-clap-gif-20345482

[cunning geode]

playing minesweeper

[lone crown]

Minesweeper is goated...

[violet path]

Casinos are awesome

[cunning geode]

i love it

[cunning geode]

amazing

let’s get this in silksong

[lone crown]

Gambling with "religious" rosary beads is kinda crazy

[atomic sparrow]

whole casino in silksong

[formal marsh]

This... this is peak...

[atomic sparrow]

many old ass bugs tweaking on the slot machines

[lone crown]

Boutta invent a new higher being with their infected minds

[wheat sail]

Caesar is home

[formal whale]

Radiant Markoth is casino

[atomic sparrow]

higher being that feeds off of gambling addictions

[formal whale]

Sleeping chat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259587273020674148/1339501820002832435/c.gif

[atomic sparrow]

trapped...

[lone crown]

Release that car.

[formal karma]

Ooh cat posting?

[cunning geode]

what do you think the televangelists do with all those donations…

[formal whale]

Hollow Kitty

No voice to meow

[coarse leaf]

this is how all PCs operate

[formal karma]

That PC needs a can of air

[coarse leaf]

they run off thermal energy generated by the cat encased within

[formal karma]

You know. Pspspsps

[wheat sail]

looking back at my home on google maps from years ago makin me cry

[carmine island]

He is the main power source

[lone crown]

Google maps ❌
Mailing a surveillance drone ✅

[wheat sail]

got pics from 2007 🥹

[uncut citrus]

Ik it's a joke but like it doesn't even make sense as a joke because it's not free

At all

[lone crown]

A joke doesn’t need to make sense to be funny

[carmine island]

Watching people lose their life savings is free

[wheat sail]

Its free because money is meaningless

its about being happy

[uncut citrus]

It does

[lone crown]

You already forgot the wisdom of veggietales

[cedar trench]

i'm hearing a bell like noise ring throughout the house if i get raptured i'm just gonna say i loved you guys peace

[coarse leaf]

that's not very entertaining

[lone crown]

Humor will be randomly generated, Reev

[coarse leaf]

wrong!!!!

[uncut citrus]

Nope

[wheat sail]

nah watching them do their rituals and scratching the screen trying to win is funny

[formal whale]

Bell?

[carmine island]

Yeah

[formal whale]

Like bell from Silksong

[fiery burrow]

Keep your eyes closed tomorrow, something big is coming.

[sinful flare]

hell nah silksong happening in italy

[marsh ibex]

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[carmine island]

Bells are fine but if you start hearing trumpets it’s all over

[cedar trench]

very funny thing to joke about while god is here trying to accept me into his kingdom

[marsh ibex]

this isn’t a matter of the joke not making sense you’re just being a semantic sandy about it

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/old-people-pressing-buttons-old-people-gambling-old-people-gif-7532496304787656770

[formal whale]

What

[fiery burrow]

Well the joke didn't make sense

[sinful flare]

What

[atomic sparrow]

let's get this into silksong

[marsh ibex]

it makes plenty of sense

[lone crown]

Average dialogue in Pharloom

[marsh ibex]

If you’re a gambler

[wheat sail]

rather have poker at the inventory

[marsh ibex]

gambling you technically don’t pay any money since you can make it back at any point

[wheat sail]

but in silksong

[marsh ibex]

ex gg

[carmine island]

Real?

[wheat sail]

you think like a true sigma

[full rune]

i hope silksong has gambling

[cedar trench]

the hum has stopped

[formal whale]

LACE_MEET1

[cedar trench]

RANDBAT TIME

[carmine island]

Silksong will have a casino

Hornet is glued to the slots

[full rune]

i already came from 1 game where casinos caused wars...

[carmine island]

The Las Pharloom Strip

That didn’t really work so just pretend it did

[wheat sail]

casinos when you card count and get a 1% advantage

[lone crown]

Higher Being thriving off of gamblers’ insanity

[atomic sparrow]

someone make that fr

[lone crown]

It’s the Voice
The Voice that tells Trobbio to keep gambling

[formal whale]

What if there’s Higher being thriving off Silksong fans insanity

[atomic sparrow]

that exists already

it's called

r/silksong

[cedar trench]

opponent rolled the legion of HITLERITES WHAT THE FUCK

[carmine island]

Hornet hit the jackpot at the pharloom casino and now every bug in pharloom wants her head

[formal whale]

Are believers sort of infected in this case

[lone crown]

Of WHAT????

[formal whale]

And Doubters are uninfected

[atomic sparrow]

no both of them are insane cuz they spend their days in r/silksong

[cedar trench]

jesus fucking christ

[shell yacht]

[cedar trench]

he crit thunderbolted my volcarona after 2 confusion hits

and a paralyze

fucking bastard he had it coming

[shell yacht]

Damn

[cedar trench]

1700 elo i am coming for you

[fiery burrow]

Crowsworn does look awesome

[opaque sigil]

discord user with the most common sense for what's an appropriate topic to joke about in a given setting:

[cedar trench]

to be completely honest the word gets thrown around a lot

and i'm probably desensitized to it to a degree

i'm not justifying it i'm clarifying where i come from

[wheat sail]

is this random battle

[heavy magnet]

can tide us over until silksong

[cedar trench]

yeah

so the sets are absolute garbage to fight against

everything gets twave everything gets spikes

and everything gets prankster encore

no dark types

if he actually played his tera intelligently i would have

had a few problems

but some teras in randbats aren't defensive

so it's ok

[wheat sail]

i only get bad teams thats why i lose

[harsh yarrow]

niceee

but why??

watch this get a response somehow...

[lone crown]

[harsh yarrow]

would be hilarious

[lone crown]

My running theory is that Pharloom had attempted to establish yet another dock elsewhere yet failed to do so, hence the familiar asset placed in such an interesting, barren zone

Would love additional input

(Regarding why you believe the Deep Docks asset is placed in the wasteland)

[fiery burrow]

-# it looks cool

[harsh yarrow]

oh interesting

Its either because its a common archetechutial design... but if a dev was to do that kinda stuff

I'd expect it from TC

[lone crown]

So far from everything we’ve seen, that one asset is only used in Deep Docks

[harsh yarrow]

I like the idea that the wastes area is a desolate industrial area

[lone crown]

That’s the only exception

And that wastes area is a complete mystery to us other than that singular scene in the Xbox trailer

[harsh yarrow]

maybe instead of being an new failed dock, what if its an older section?

[lone crown]

Yeah likely

[celest marsh]

public execution

[harsh yarrow]

But what exactly does the dock do?

I guess its a forge of sorts?

Makes and refines metals, mines ores, ect

...basically Vulcanus from Factorio

[lone crown]

It sends coals up to the citadel according to treehouse

And also implied

[harsh yarrow]

Ah right yeah

[slate wagon]

steampunk citadel????

[marsh ibex]

Your mom

[elder gale]

ss-discussion on topic???

[woeful matrix]

absurdity

[formal karma]

Also other stuff

Sweet melt or something

[floral delta]

Ikr

[formal karma]

Smoke rock

[full rune]

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about TC. u wouldnt say this shit to them at nextfest, they're jacked. not only that but they wear the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

[misty reef]

wat

[floral delta]

Hi Mia

[misty reef]

helloo

[robust marsh]

hollow knight the sequal ???

[misty reef]

yes

[robust marsh]

no way, that is so exciting

can't wait

[misty reef]

I have some bad news

[formal marsh]

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about TC. u wouldnt say this shit to them at nextfest, they're jacked. not only that but they wear the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

[robust marsh]

it's only coming out next month??

oh man

that's a bummer

[lone crown]

Reported for spam

[formal marsh]

What are they gonna do? Mute me?

[lone crown]

No

[formal marsh]

awesome

[clever rapids]

New copypasta just dropped

[lone crown]

It’s always a rule of threes

[misty reef]

i have even worse news

[lone crown]

The third person who does it gets in trouble

[formal marsh]

true!

[misty reef]

well im not falling for it

[full rune]

I met WIlliam in Adelaide during the game awards. He came out of a bush and joined me and my friends on our walk to mcdonalds. Whilst we were walking to the mcd he was bragging about how he taught graig everything he knew. Got a picture with him where he made fun of my undertale merch. At mcdonalds he took like 10 packs of ketchup. Nice guy. He was pretty drunk.

[robust marsh]

okay don't tell me

it's coming out in 3 months

that's so long

can't wait

[misty reef]

i got even worse-

[formal marsh]

brother where the fuck do you find these

[clever rapids]

September.

[misty reef]

casual william hiding in bushes

[full rune]

LMAO, just repurposing twitch copypastas

[formal marsh]

oh lmfao

[full rune]

csgo copypastas are top tier

[formal marsh]

i assumed you just repurposed the first one but that second one was so specific

😭

[misty reef]

wait ew who likes ketchup

[formal marsh]

everyone

[misty reef]

nope

its gross

[nimble radish]

I think it's pretty popular

[formal marsh]

yeah? name 5 countries that start with E

lest your argument be invalid

[misty reef]

yhhh

[nimble radish]

maybe theres a conspiracy with big heinz

[misty reef]

ill try'

[nimble radish]

england england england england england

[verbal ocean]

3

[misty reef]

Ethiopia
Egypt
Ecuador
El Salvador
Eritrea

[verbal ocean]

me

[wheat sail]

Andorra

[lone crown]

Ethiopia, Eswatini, Estonia, Eritrea, Estonia

[formal marsh]

damn. you win

[misty reef]

yall think hornet would join in on a group of conspiracy theorists

[lone crown]

Wait im stupid I didnt even use egypt

[formal marsh]

you didnt ping me so i didnt see your reply lmfao

[lone crown]

Always gotta overcomplicate

[formal marsh]

i bought a property in egypt

and what they do - is: they give you the property

[formal marsh]

okay. 4 more

[nimble radish]

[misty reef]

yes or no...

[atomic sparrow]

alright

name 5 countries starting with silk

and ending with song.

[misty reef]

silksong

silksong

silksong

silksong

[wheat sail]

Emirates, Eglington, Estonia, Turkiye

[misty reef]

silksong

[nimble radish]

so close, that is a shape

[misty reef]

im about to go cook yes or nar

[lone crown]

What countries start with A but don’t end in A

Hint: There’s only 2 iirc

[misty reef]

afangathisn

afganistan

afghanistan

[woeful matrix]

america?

[formal karma]

azerbaijan

or however its spelled

[wheat sail]

Antwerp

[rustic ore]

Azerbaijan is near the Caspian Sea iirc

[wheat sail]

Azakhstan

[neon adder]

Argentine

[rustic ore]

ArgentinA

[formal marsh]

argentina
alcohol

[wheat sail]

Arrington

[misty reef]

allownest

[lone crown]

I met this one half-Mexican who didnt know where Mexico was on the map

[misty reef]

arloom

[rustic ore]

its interesting how “Argentina” means “land of silver”

[woeful matrix]

thinking caps on

[rustic ore]

maybe the Spanish named it that cus they found a lot of silver there?

[misty reef]

as an american it takes me 15 minutes to name all 50 states, with help

[nimble radish]

maybe they thought it was the second best country

[lone crown]

They didnt even know where their other half was

[rustic ore]

just sing the 50 Nifty United States song

[nimble radish]

after spain (naturally)

[misty reef]

what

[lone crown]

About to be 52 rq

[wheat sail]

No country name starts with X

😭

[lone crown]

@woeful matrix for context, the individual was half mexican/half peruvian and didn’t know where either was on the map

[rustic ore]

Fifty nifty United States from the 13 original Colonies

Shout em, scout em, tell all about em

One by one til you’ve given a name to every state

In the USA

[misty reef]

i cant even name the 13 colonies anymore

[woeful matrix]

😭 thats crazy

[steady sage]

make an Xtra country then :3

[shell yacht]

I can understand maybe not finding some small European countries that are clustered together but not finding Mexico????

[marsh ibex]

I want to crash out

[shell yacht]

Turn that negative energy into creative energy and create a PlayStation 5 on the way to my house

[woeful matrix]

great information to know

[wheat sail]

DMS are open

[warped rock]

Joker your hair is lovely today

[lone crown]

And their parents were illegal and came from mexico 😭 the ignorance is crazy

[shell yacht]

[wheat sail]

Mexico ain't big

[misty reef]

it could be worse

[wheat sail]

I cAnt see it

[heady iron]

I’m not reading all that

[trim estuary]

FLABBERGASTED

[lone crown]

Mods get them

[rustic ore]

No

Destroy the Fool instead

[shell yacht]

So he's a first generation not knowing.. shuddup india

[rustic ore]

Cowards

[lone crown]

I’m indestructible

[formal marsh]

xanax

[lone crown]

Once Elon becomes president you better prepare for it

[rustic ore]

But also that’s the 50 nifty states song

it’s every state in alphabetical order

[marsh ibex]

I have to put a tent away and apparently these imbeciles inserted rods into it and didn’t tell me before I collapsed the tent so now I have no idea where the rods are and I was crashing out so I went inside and looked at memes for a bit

[marsh ibex]

he can’t become president in the US

[wheat sail]

🔥🔥

[marsh ibex]

not a natural born citizen

[trim estuary]

thats what THEY want you to think

[lone crown]

Ah didn’t know that

[rustic ore]

it’s a lot of “can’t” until he does anyway

[marsh ibex]

he wouldn’t want to be president you dingus

he glazes trump too much

[misty reef]

another reason why I hate tents

[shell yacht]

Wtf is that

[rustic ore]

a tent

[wheat sail]

He's just playing for Trump's ego

[marsh ibex]

Are you seriously asking what a tent is

[lone crown]

If you aren’t stupid/with stupid people tents are goated

[wheat sail]

I got a remote controlled tent

[rustic ore]

unfortunately i am always with stupid people, as i am he

[misty reef]

tents are nightmarish and should not exist

[shell yacht]

I didn't see the reply and I thought tent was another fucking acronym to make fun of elon something

[rustic ore]

what

[wheat sail]

A tent.... Ayoooo

[marsh ibex]

True

[opaque sigil]

The elon numbskull twat

Tent

[wheat sail]

At least his Poe 2 account is legit

[rustic ore]

all of evolution and natural selection is basically just“who gon stop me” when you think about it

[misty reef]

true

[lone crown]

We need to update to the newest hardware

[rustic ore]

Humans are just the first ones to completely break the system with the most ironclad “who gon stop me” in history

[opaque sigil]

And it’s ruining the game

[rustic ore]

Yes, and the “who” thats gon stop us is the planet

[lone crown]

In 2080 when you don’t purchase a product after an ad in your Neuralink it shuts down your bodily functions

[wheat sail]

Whoa

Xiaohongshu

[tawdry blade]

seelk schlong

[marsh ibex]

Almost broke the damn tent taking out the stakes

[misty reef]

sick

[violet path]

Camping?

[marsh ibex]

I might be losing it

This is the second time I’ve heard my mom’s voice crystal clear and no one is there

[misty reef]

thats actuallyt so reL

i used to hear the sounds of this one math game I hated and I had multiple sleepless nights from terror

[frozen frigate]

whatever you do, do NOT snap ANY stick and twine voodoo dolls strung up around your campsite.

[misty reef]

im gonna do that now

i need to play that math game again to relive my pain and see what I was suffering from

its been 5 years

[trim estuary]

Oh this happens to me all the time

It's normal

[misty reef]

what about thinking you see silhouettes of people when there's no one there

[trim estuary]

Ghosts

[misty reef]

oh sheet

whos haunting me

[frozen frigate]

got a dead sea scrolls active item from my angel room in the binding of isaac earlier. worst feeling in the world

[misty reef]

the website isnt free damn it

now ill never know why I was so scared

[marsh ibex]

that can’t be normal

hearing BOICES ISNT NORMAL

[frozen frigate]

hes hearing boices guys

[woeful matrix]

boice

[marsh ibex]

i just have to be tired

[trim estuary]

Hey I've got other voices too but the ones you're speaking of don't talk to me

[marsh ibex]

what

wait maybe this is good

this temporary insanity will help me write

hahahaha

yes

temporary

[misty reef]

omg thats the solution??

i got voices too this is great

[fiery burrow]

Only twice? Sounds more or less normal

[marsh ibex]

no this stopped happening but it was people trying to get my attention

[fiery burrow]

Is it late or something

[marsh ibex]

shut up star it’s only 7:30 pm

That’s not late

[fiery burrow]

That's 30 minutes past bedtime wdym

[young saffron]

The world needs me

[wheat sail]

unc time

[young saffron]

its time to wake up

[misty reef]

for what

[young saffron]

to work a 9-5

[atomic sparrow]

for silksong

[misty reef]

oh damn

L

[young saffron]

just kidding im just a little boy

[misty reef]

i dont like that wording

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-waiting-patient-patiently-waiting-waiting-patiently-gif-18953594

[misty reef]

seal

[shell yacht]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/793128374213279776/1301702044586872842/ThatsItGetInTheWoodChipper-1.gif

[wheat sail]

bring out the clubs

[misty reef]

wha

[heavy magnet]

a seal's skull
is as thin as a shadow

[wheat sail]

deep

[shell yacht]

Not very apparently

[woeful matrix]

[young saffron]

guys spot me

[atomic sparrow]

right there

[young saffron]

so close

[young saffron]

You got it!

[shell yacht]

What did I win

[frozen frigate]

why does it say remix next to your name

[shell yacht]

It's a discord feature you can click on the remix button on a posted image and it reposts it with the edit

[frozen frigate]

hmmm

[shell yacht]

The screenshot option on my old phone actually had better editing options than remix but right now my new phone screenshot just sucks so I use remix

[frozen frigate]

just beat the crystal sage

doodoo ass boss

probably would've been easier if i wasnt using a weapon with sweet spot damage

[young saffron]

first time playing ds3?

[frozen frigate]

yes

[lone crown]

Dark souls 3 early game bosses are dogwater

[shell yacht]

[frozen frigate]

i liked vordt to be honest

the music was good

[lone crown]

Vordt and gundyr are at least cool

Theyve got the rule of cool

[frozen frigate]

gundyr was goated

[lone crown]

Crystal sage isnt a bad design it’s just a lame fight

[young saffron]

[lone crown]

It’s more fun at level 1

[young saffron]

I am yet to play ds1

cause I have the idea that the game runs and plays like shit cause its old

[lone crown]

If you have to self-nerf yourself to have it be fun that’s how you know it’s a bad boss

[radiant ibex]

a finished but late game is better than a rushed game

[frozen frigate]

no youre mistaking it for ds2

[radiant ibex]

sun tzu said that

[young saffron]

i played ds2 about 50% straight dogshit

[atomic sparrow]

a game is a late game not a rushed a game.

[young saffron]

I dont think I ever enjoyed it lmaoo

[atomic sparrow]

• miyamoto

[frozen frigate]

ds1 is about that

first half is deliciou

second half is

[young saffron]

is it even worth playing then 😔

[frozen frigate]

miyazaki handed development off to a team of dead golfish

[young saffron]

All I want is bloodborne on pc

[frozen frigate]

oh definitely

[lone crown]

“Leave it to ds2 to have the coolest ideas, settings, and characters tainted by dev hell and other garbage decisions/level design”
-Me, 2025

[frozen frigate]

if you can spare the time and money its a pretty fun time

[warped rock]

emulate

[frozen frigate]

ds3 better though

[young saffron]

currently it nmeeds like a 4090 to run iirc

[fiery burrow]

Drop the 2

[young saffron]

so im not able to 😔

[lone crown]

Imagine the open routes of DS1 with the creativity of DS2 with the coolness/combat of DS3’s bosses in one

[frozen frigate]

something about this great corvian scythe scratches my brain

[fiery burrow]

Where does Sekiro come in 💔

[warped rock]

the garbage bin

[lone crown]

Sekiro is not in the trilogy… but we can incorporate sekiro movement like nightreign does

Nightreign is peak by the way

Probably my favorite gameplay loop/combat out of all the games

[harsh yarrow]

hm

Do we actually know when Hornet gets the Straight Pins?

[lone crown]

God its peak…

[heavy magnet]

sounds dangerous

[fiery burrow]

Sekiro doesn't have that RPG nonsense so the devs could properly balance the bosses and combat and stuff

[lone crown]

Grindle GIF shows a pick-up with straight-pins in it

[young saffron]

Sekiro peak but the routes to take was a little confusing

and the monkey was a bad boss

[harsh yarrow]

We know that its between Moss Grotto and Deepdocks

[lone crown]

Could either be a straightpin upgrade or a tri-pin upgrade

[harsh yarrow]

Oh?

[lone crown]

Highly disagree

[fiery burrow]

Guardian Ape is alright

[lone crown]

Guardian Ape is actually good

[fiery burrow]

Overstays its welcome imo but the moveset is really fun

If only posture actually mattered in that fight..

Like in phase 2

[young saffron]

it gets exhausting

[frozen frigate]

i used to hate guardian ape but then i realised it was actually pretty peak like most other bosses

[lone crown]

Yeah thats like the one criticism I can give

But it’s a fun fight to rush down even without

[young saffron]

okay im an idiot nad somehow sent a png

[lone crown]

Further in the gif

[harsh yarrow]

lol

[heavy magnet]

look at that happy little guy up there, with his bell

[fiery burrow]

I missed this

[harsh yarrow]

also- Grindle?

[violet path]

Coood morning gamers

Good

[fiery burrow]

Nothing but wickedness and malice for you and your family

[lone crown]

Grindle is a character revealed in a riddle

[harsh yarrow]

yeah I assumed

[heavy magnet]

there's the little fucker

[harsh yarrow]

Interesting

[heavy magnet]

huh, looks like the bell holding guy from earlier is also in a cell, actually

[harsh yarrow]

Hornet also has only 5 masks

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/he-just-like-me-fr-gif-25075803

[lone crown]

Yeah that item up there glows and its something you can pick up

[frozen frigate]

bunch of messages infront of me saying there was an ambush and this guy is using the best shield from ds1 oh my god

took him out without even getting hit

moron

NO WAY I GET THE SHIEKLD

[lone crown]

Which dude

[formal karma]

Is it a forest dude

[shell yacht]

They just fought Crystal sage so yeah I think that's who it is

[harsh yarrow]

god I just want the game to release so I dont have to brain about all this connects

[lone crown]

Is it the spider shield?

[frozen frigate]

yeazh

[formal karma]

Nice

[harsh yarrow]

I'd have to guess its the tri-pin upgrade

[lone crown]

Also next to that bonfire remember to check for a slope going downhill

[frozen frigate]

i got the paladin's ashes

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-vietnam-robin-williams-classic-announcer-radio-gif-4844905

[lone crown]

Alright good nvm

[frozen frigate]

i believe i can give this to the shrine handmaid

[shell yacht]

Eat them

[lone crown]

I love lloyd’s shield ring

[frozen frigate]

should i continue forward from this bonfire or go explore Farron Keep?

[lone crown]

Continue from here

[heavy magnet]

explore Farron Keep!

I don't know what that is

[frozen frigate]

someone said there was an easier boss with less health than crystal sage down there

but then they took it back for some reason

[lone crown]

You know what

I agree

Go explore farron keep

[frozen frigate]

shrine handmaid STILL wont sell me any fucking titanire shard

what do i even keep her around for!!!!

[heavy magnet]

what is this again, Dark Souls?

[woeful matrix]

?membercount

[white sail]

Members

248539

Feb 18, 2025, 1:00 AM

[shell yacht]

Soon™️

[lone crown]

Dark souls tres

[heavy magnet]

the final darkening

[shell yacht]

Dancing partner

[woeful matrix]

aint that fantastic

?membercount

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/biggiecheese-rat-band-rap-gif-14372232

[woeful matrix]

damn no new people in one minute

server falloff 💔

[heavy magnet]

keep trying though

[dense temple]

Hi

[woeful matrix]

its turkiye

[frozen frigate]

ah this is cathedral of the deep

theres a lord of cinder here i believe

[dense temple]

🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

[lone crown]

Most difficult boss in the early game resides there

Good luck

[frozen frigate]

pontiff sullyvahn

oh this is the poison swamp area

why the balls are darkwraiths roaming freely here but they were so powerful that just one had to be locked up in the bottom of a wall in lohtric

[dense temple]

Whats the time in your country guys

[shell yacht]

7pm

[dense temple]

Its 04:09 in Türkiye right now

[violet path]

8

[violet path]

Lame country

[cunning geode]

hey they have turkish delight

we have what, bigmacs?

[full rune]

Wait you're central?

[shell yacht]

Always have been, Louisiana is in the middle

[cunning geode]

yup it’s out there

[full rune]

Always thought it was est

[cunning geode]

that’s pretty far for est

[dense temple]

No Türkiye best 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

[violet path]

way better

what even is turkish delight

aint that the shit that one lady uses to groom that kid from narnia

[dense temple]

We have baklava ayran yoğurt döner kebab kadayıf İskender

[neon adder]

Turkey? More like chicken

[languid matrix]

Even better we have freedom🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[full rune]

Guess I'm only an hour behind you

[full rune]

About that

[dense temple]

Türkiye not Turkey

[neon adder]

Potato potato

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/yoink-simpsons-homer-gif-24211693

[cunning geode]

yeah those are all pretty yummy

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/fresh-prince-we-will-smith-theres-no-we-shocked-gif-17214689

[cunning geode]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/232587540719206400/1223457044003295324/markifire.gif

“The righteous rise with burning eyes
Of hatred and ill-will
Madmen fed on fear and lies
To beat, and burn, and kill”

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-bubble-text-gif-27609101

[heady iron]

o cholera

[atomic sparrow]

czy to freddy fazbear ?

[cunning geode]

don’t disrespect Rush lyrics like that bunga

[atomic sparrow]

no he's complementing it

cuz the one and only

freddy fazbear is singing

[cunning geode]

i’m not so sure about that 👹

[atomic sparrow]

TRUST.

👹

[cunning geode]

that’s my face…

https://tenor.com/view/kamen-rider-kamen-rider-den-o-den-o-momotaros-kamen-rider-momotaros-gif-2126596148436912701

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/har-har-har-har-gif-7034911518579205774

[lone crown]

Our*

☭

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/momotaros-kamen-rider-den-o-fall-gif-5429955

[frozen frigate]

found the dreamchasers ashes

[lone crown]

Those give titanite shards iirc

[frozen frigate]

will THIS allow the shrine handmaid to sell

finally

i dont think i even need them to be hones

large titanite shards would be good

[lone crown]

You’re a long way from being able to buy infinite large shards

[atomic sparrow]

why did this guy do that

[elder gale]

glad that lasted

[frozen frigate]

i just need 1 really

[lone crown]

I’m sure you can find them somewhere

[frozen frigate]

do you know if any of these boss souls are needed for anything achievement related?

[cunning geode]

running away from responsibilities

[atomic sparrow]

oh

[cunning geode]

idk i still haven’t watched the show

[lone crown]

Yes, if the boss souls give you a sorcery/miracle/pyromancy

I like to keep the boss souls anyway

Cool collection in my chest

[violet path]

were always on a topic

[shell yacht]

Emergency food

[lone crown]

If you use boss souls for the souls you’re smelly

[young saffron]

play mario odyssey for the first time

[atomic sparrow]

if you cut off your leg

would it hurt

[frozen frigate]

i still have all of the boss souls i didnt use for spells or as emergency piggybanks in ds2

i was planning to consume all of them just to see how many souls id have by the end but i forgot

[wheat sail]

like the downstairs toilet

amirite ladies

[young saffron]

where is the last guy 😭 missing 1 kill

[steady raven]

SAS

[shell yacht]

Do y'all keep leaving and rejoining because you want the baby hornet rolled or something why do I see so many regulars with it

[cunning geode]

it is within you

[steady raven]

I keep trying to forget this game exists, leaving the server, then coming back because why not

[young saffron]

I dont think I can kill my self in game

[wheat sail]

he was inside of you this whole time

[steady raven]

I keep seeing this one guy at school playing Ultrakill on a laptop

During class

[wheat sail]

kill him

[tribal panther]

I did that one although it was a while ago

Played the demo

Missed every parry I think xD

[steady raven]

He's not very good at it

[frozen frigate]

got myself 2 large titanite shards oh yeha b by

[steady raven]

Which Souls are you playing

[shell yacht]

Are you still using the uchigatana

[frozen frigate]

3

[steady raven]

Based

[frozen frigate]

no i got myself the Great Corvian Scythe now

i loooove scythes

wanted to use one in ds2 but, just like everything else in ds2, they were cheeks

[shell yacht]

I can't use them in dark souls, they don't feel like scythes

[frozen frigate]

ill be honest i do miss the moveset of ds1 lifehunt scythe

but this moveset feels pretty good too

[steady raven]

Last time I tried DS3 I tried to use the farron greatsword and that went as well as you would expect

The frontflips are fun but the damage...

[frozen frigate]

i was messing around in farron keep just now

[wheat sail]

meh ok

[frozen frigate]

killed the stray demon

nice surprise seeing that

[steady raven]

He kept getting hit by a train or something last time I saw him playing

I dunno I just work here

[frozen frigate]

farron keep looks MASSIVE from up here

[steady raven]

I should hop back on DS3

I remember a long time ago (2020), back when HK was my big obsession, I was scared of getting a big story driven game because I thought I wouldn't be able to finish it before Silksong.

Now I've done 2 Elden Ring playthroughs, 2 Bloodborne playthroughs, and am like halfway through Sekiro

[frozen frigate]

how are you enjoying it so far?

[steady raven]

Kataro is my main man

I beat some monkeys in a "fight" last time I played and got a big red sword

Also got my ass handed to me by a lady with a gun

[lone crown]

Thou who approacheth

Destined Death…

I will not have it stolen from me again

[frozen frigate]

who the hell is that

[lone crown]

You can parry the grab

[frozen frigate]

easier to get out of the way

[steady raven]

Yeah ik, I eventually beat her but it took a few tries.

DEMON BELL BABYYYYYYYYYYY

[lone crown]

Better to parry

[frozen frigate]

feels better maybe

[steady raven]

I found parrying it way easier than dodging

[lone crown]

Posture is posture

[frozen frigate]

you are NOT mitchriz😭

[steady raven]

Guy at Senpou Temple

He's cool

[frozen frigate]

+4 corvian scythe baby oh yeah

[lone crown]

I was doing a sekiro run where i was not allowed to use skill tree or weapon upgrades

It went about as well as you’d expect

[cunning geode]

sounds fun

[lone crown]

Got further than i thought

[frozen frigate]

the boss in farron keep is the abyss watchers right>

[steady raven]

Seeing your name as not Giant Enemy Fool is messing with my head

[steady raven]

Yurt

[lone crown]

…

[frozen frigate]

oh boy

[lone crown]

Who the fuck edited my username

[wheat sail]

Bro reached nirvana

[frozen frigate]

i hate duo fights in every game ever to be honest

[lone crown]

Which moderator edited my username and how did i not notice until now

[steady raven]

Pfffffffft

[lone crown]

I know exactly the context for why it got changed too

Has it been that long wtf

ANYWAY

[steady raven]

This is my first time being referred to as a regular which means it's time to go outside and get a job

[lone crown]

Yeah i’ve made it to either ||owl|| or ||true corrupted monk|| like that

I forgor

[steady raven]

I didn't know mods could even edit usernames

[lone crown]

They do so if someone tries to impersonate or has a really inconvenient name

Its only server display name ofc

[steady raven]

I like never use combat arts or any prosthetic tool other than the shuriken.

I think I'm playing this game wrong

[lone crown]

No memory is ridonculous

[wheat sail]

There's no point in getting a job

[lone crown]

Because if you perfect deflect your bar immediately goes to the max, meaning if you don’t perfect parry even one time you’re just knocked out

[steady raven]

The last job I had they promised to get me a uniform then they never did

What a ripoff

[frozen frigate]

this place sucks man

[wheat sail]

Like kirby

Get it

[frozen frigate]

not even a little bit

[wheat sail]

Aight

[steady raven]

You know how dumb I looked cleaning a pool at 6 AM wearing a Matt Maeson t-shirt

[wheat sail]

So Kirby inhales as a signature move

He "sucks"

[lone crown]

🔫

[wheat sail]

😭😭😭

[frozen frigate]

dude these fucking bloodlust guys are so stupid

[lone crown]

The who now

[frozen frigate]

i hit them out of their jump and they jump again a millisecond later

[lone crown]

The who now

[frozen frigate]

they rush at you and then grab you and do a stupid grab attack that powers them up

tryna be sir alonne bruh

[lone crown]

The 🦉 now

[frozen frigate]

dudes in farron keep

[lone crown]

Oh those fuckers

Ghrus

Wait until you see their papa...

👹

[frozen frigate]

i believe i have already

[steady raven]

My dad bought Bloodborne recently and he keeps calling me at like 9:00 PM to ask how to throw molotov cocktails

I told him git gud and sent him the VaatiVidya beginner's guide video

[lone crown]

The big unc looking dudes who hold trees for catalysts?

[frozen frigate]

yeah

[wheat sail]

Bloodor isn't even playable

[steady raven]

He made it all the way to Cleric Beast without knowing you could dodge

[wheat sail]

Unless you have a ps3

[steady raven]

I don't know how

[lone crown]

Your dad is a video gamer?

Lucky...

[steady raven]

He played God Of War

Now he's on Bloodborne

He gave me God Of War after he beat it

[frozen frigate]

now hes on blobonr

[steady raven]

Indoctrinated my own father into the FromSoftware cult

[lone crown]

Hop on Nightreign

Sad the network test's over

But glad I've played it to begin with

[steady raven]

Watch Silksong come out same time as Nightreign

Most difficult decision of my life

[lone crown]

If that were the case I would scream

Not of happiness

[frozen frigate]

2nd flame extinguished lets do this

[lone crown]

But of dread

[frozen frigate]

silkreign

[opaque sigil]

monhun better anyways

play monhun

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/death-luigi-book-death-gif-19966730

(Trolling)

[opaque sigil]

it has a railgun dragon

[steady raven]

"Monster Hunter is peak guys!!!!! BRB gotta go kill the same monster 50 times for a helmet"

[lone crown]

There's this one clip of a Monster Hunter boss I've seen (definitely an older title) where this dragon leaps into the sky as this red comet before dive-bombing back into the arena

Whatever game that is, I want it

[opaque sigil]

valstrax do be like that

[lone crown]

Something about the graphics gives that game a kinda vibe I like

[brittle garnet]

and each of the 50 times is fun as hell

[opaque sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/valstrax-boost-gif-10082327624460986989

[frozen frigate]

no way i just got guts greatsword

this thing looks so stupid hahahaha

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/valstrax-gif-21884902

[steady raven]

Recently learned that my friend mains dual blades and that was the closest I ever got to ending a friendship

[fiery burrow]

gotta go kill the same monster (Odogaron) 50 times because I love him he's awesome

[opaque sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-watch-your-tone-mf-gif-24889470

[lone crown]

This shit looks like an absolute blast to play with friends on VC

[steady raven]

I killed Odogaron 50 times because that armor set is bussing

[opaque sigil]

blood doggy blood doggy

https://tenor.com/view/paolumu-odogaron-monster-hunter-world-destroy-mhw-gif-12955710175627893233

[fiery burrow]

tammo KILL THIS GUY

[frozen frigate]

alright fuck this plcae

[steady raven]

Plus using the charge blade breaks every single part of the monster every 3 seconds so it's easy to get tails

[frozen frigate]

i dontfeel like getting corner combo'd by ghru dogs in waist deep poison sludge

[steady raven]

Corner comboed by dogs in poison swamp is Dark Souls in its purest form

[lone crown]

One time I was stunlocked by rats in DS1

Do i still have the clip

I could have rolled at like one instance

I was mashing the button anyhow

Hilarious

[thin dagger]

What do doubters doubt?

[lone crown]

Any possibility of news whenever something happens

For example the Kickstarter login meaning anything

(It doesn't)

[frozen frigate]

least frustrating dark souls 1 experience

[thin dagger]

I feel like they are the same people who get mad when news comes to nothing

[lone crown]

Doubters are the only sane people

[thin dagger]

How dare you

[lone crown]

The so-called believers are eventually the ones who bicker and whine incessantly when an event has literally nothing

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/true-point-hes-got-a-point-gif-no-no-hes-got-a-point-meme-true-meme-gif-25315797

[lone crown]

Not all of them of course

[thin dagger]

True

[opaque sigil]

this is the opposite of true

[frozen frigate]

i have found the 3rd flame

[fiery burrow]

There are probably a few bad doubters

[lone crown]

You’re allowed to hope as long as you don’t get butthurt when nothing happens like a ton of people tend to do

[thin dagger]

I mean in a passive aggressive “I no longer care” sort of way

[lone crown]

Become an example for the other believers

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/gambling-gamble-gambler-old-man-addiction-gif-13539663578305331391

[fiery burrow]

I don't care, I'm numb to everything, team cherry sucks like life

[lone crown]

Average believer mentality

[wheat sail]

top 3 reasons why i'd be a bad boyfriend

[thin dagger]

I think a good way to look at it is it’s fun to wildly speculate even if it’s probably coming to nothing and if it does you should accept it and think of the hype as fun not a disappointment

[cunning geode]

reject silksong news, embrace doomworld

[wheat sail]

is that like fnaf world

[cunning geode]

precisely

[frozen frigate]

should i infuse my great corvian scythe with anything i wonder

[pulsar sleet]

Embrace pipsqueak

[lone crown]

Of course, it's always exciting

[wheat sail]

take my money

[lone crown]

However specific instances were pretty bad

[fiery burrow]

Fnaf world went hard if you ignore the mid art and gameplay

[lone crown]

Fnaf world went hard if you ingore everything in it

[fiery burrow]

It had 'aura'

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/no-matter-what-chucky-childs-play-charles-lee-ray-gif-16016969577138191062

[thin dagger]

But it sucks when people wildly speculate then blame the devs when it comes to nothing

[fiery burrow]

You also get to beat up Scott Cawthon so thats a plus

[frozen frigate]

alright time for abyss watchers wish me luck guys

[cunning geode]

fnaf world goes hard if you exclusively consume it through astralspiff videos

[lone crown]

Easy, just pay attention to whether they bounce or they roll

[frozen frigate]

this is waht that one guy in ds1 was right

Fartorias

[fiery burrow]

This didn't happen with the playstation event it was nice

Hope the same is true for the xbox thing on the 24th

[lone crown]

Abyss watchers were inspired by Artorias

They were his legion after artorias's passing

iirc

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[fiery burrow]

Are those the dudes with the cool helmet hat thingy

[frozen frigate]

yeeah and the broken arms

[frozen frigate]

i see

fartorias was piss easy to be honest

[lone crown]

Yeah

I think the trend of actually more intricate and difficult boss design starts with two special bosses that would continue in the DLCs and get ramped up a ton in Elden Ring

Nightreign looks to be taking that a step further while also giving the player more to work with in terms of mobility

[atomic sparrow]

🗣️ little pillagers... bank on sacking the lands of gold... I will swat away... any and all who dare apporach

think thats what he said

[lone crown]

For instance Elden Ring's Morgott is a fight I'm very familiar with through constant challenge runs, once in a Nightreign session a teammate disconnected and both me with this Wylder had to take down the Fell Omen at the end of Day 2

And under normal circumstances i could've solo'd

[frozen frigate]

i have 14141 souls

[lone crown]

But I was severely caught off guard by his new tricks...

And both me and my teammate had a perfect cycle of resurrecting each other as we whittled down the boss health with pathetic damage until we died by the end...

Moral of the story is, brute forcing in Nightreign will be difficult no matter your ER experience

Because it's even crazier

[frozen frigate]

im so nervous

why are they fighting each otehr

[cunning geode]

1 cereal box left

[frozen frigate]

FIRST TRY????

oh

one moment

spoke too soon im gonna get my ass kicked

[cunning geode]

thats a verified souls moment

[frozen frigate]

yeah i got maybe 2 hits in

is this peak?

yeah im gonna be here for a while

[cunning geode]

its one of the most famous fromsoft fights for a reason

(its cool)

[frozen frigate]

third try bro