sk-discussion

[leaden delta]

100 hidden techs

[open narwhal]

vertical cdash when

[hybrid root]

They should've given us CDash Slash

[opaque sigil]

this means literally nothing

[open narwhal]

hyper cdash 👀

[steady panther]

real

[edgy valve]

it'll turn into celeste

[neon adder]

I better get to date that hunkish old hermit crab with the tentacle beard or I’ll riot

[quiet knot]

Why that one specifically lol

[open narwhal]

you get desolate dive from soul sanctum because peaks is bald and irrelevant

[quiet knot]

Bald

[neon adder]

-# Because it felt the most outlandish to insist on dating

[opaque sigil]

if you're not gonna say stuff that makes any sense you can turn off reply ping

[open narwhal]

sorry

[steady panther]

It's not that deep

[leaden delta]

i love yuri!!!!

[open narwhal]

also my point was totally valid

[leaden delta]

also yea ur legit saying words

that shit has negative value

[neon adder]

Now, the Void is cool
It has the lighthouse set piece, spell upgrades, that one thing with the lifeblood, and L O R E

[opaque sigil]

colorless green ideas sleep furiously type shit

[warped rock]

She was a pretty cool character in the game, so I can totally understand why someone would love them

[open narwhal]

turning ss disc into a real discussion 😔

[warped rock]

Also something about being relatable? Idk I never played

[leaden delta]

sigh

[quiet knot]

No it aint

[steady panther]

real take this to #off-topic

[neon adder]

What’s your favorite new SS enemy, design-wise anyhow

[warped rock]

Lace

[opaque sigil]

maybe the stickbug

[quiet knot]

Idk I havent watched the trailers in a long time

[opaque sigil]

or carmelita

carmelita is sick

[quiet knot]

That giant mech one looks cool tho

[steady panther]

whats that armor looking dude

[neon adder]

I meant regular enemies, bosses are a whole other can of worms

[quiet knot]

Idk its name

[steady panther]

the one with the eye and white mask

[quiet knot]

That fight gonna feel like Rules of Nature

[warped rock]

can of worms are my favorite enemy in that case

[quiet knot]

Bell bois

I want them to have a bell sound whenever you pogo them

On the head

[neon adder]

I love their designs

[neon adder]

TRUE

I’m thinking about those bugs who kind of look like crows in that gothic area

[steady panther]

I legit cannot wait to fight bosses with the grandpa

that be badass

[neon adder]

TRUE

[quiet knot]

Who is that guy

[steady panther]

I have no idea

[neon adder]

Garmond

[quiet knot]

Oh right

[warped rock]

flea

[steady panther]

His name is garmond??

[main helm]

silksong smoothrhythm

[steady panther]

Your lying

OH NAH

[neon adder]

His pet mount spouse companion is named Zaza

[steady panther]

THE NAME IS GARMOND AND ZAZA

[neon adder]

Worthy substitute for the grubs

[steady panther]

You already know their going to be the golden duo

[warped rock]

That's what they are??

[neon adder]

I think so

[opaque sigil]

did you not know that

[neon adder]

You gotta bring them back to

A flea circus

[quiet knot]

What about a flea market

[full rune]

did you hear about the flea that ran away

he was caught fleaing the scene

[rustic ore]

every leap year is a multiple of four
there are no exceptions to this

the year is exactly 365 and a quarter days long

[open narwhal]

dividing by 4 is too much work

is there a rule to know if a number is divisible by 4

[rustic ore]

if it ends in 4

[marsh ibex]

all these new gen ss discussion users

[rustic ore]

jk

[marsh ibex]

Don’t know shit

[neon adder]

HA

[blazing pecan]

Legend has it someone named Mario will bring about the release of Silksong with 1 bullet

[warped rock]

everything i have learned about silksong is from pinterest and the emojis in this server

[marsh ibex]

tell these kids about puppeteer? They have no clue!

back in my day…

We used to complain about gaps of months between news

[rustic ore]

i mean you can just look at 24 and find out if it is by dividing by 4

[marsh ibex]

Now all you newfangled chilluns have whole years

shoot

[blazing pecan]

Trump is hiding Silksong from us

[open narwhal]

oh right yeah 2000 is divisible by 4 so we just have to look at the 24/25/26 etc

[rustic ore]

yeah you can just take the 2000 off altogether :)

[open narwhal]

I'm so math

[rustic ore]

you can actually do that forever if you want to, cus it'll never change :)

you're mathematically gaming

[open narwhal]

surviving until 3000 🐊

nvm still doesn't matter

[rustic ore]

(which is also divisible by 4)

[open narwhal]

but it'll get harder to do years like 2138

[opaque sigil]

not divisible by 4

[open narwhal]

138/4 feels wrong so that is not a leap year surely

[rustic ore]

2138 is not a leap year

because 4 multiplies very smoothly into 100

[opaque sigil]

yes

you can just use the last two digits it's easy

[rustic ore]

every group of hundreds has the same order of 4-divisible digits

[heady iron]

Kids in 2052 when they realize memorizing their times table was useless

[open narwhal]

if number ends in 4 6 8 and 0, then its divisible are divisible

for years only I think

(4 digit numbers)

nvm false

2166 / 4 is not even

[rustic ore]

very grateful that our quadrennial event started being logged at 0 and was thusly mathematically perfect every 4 years and every 100 years after that

2166/4 is a nasty, yucky, gross number

[violet path]

Ornin

[open narwhal]

2164 on the other hand feels like it should work

[open narwhal]

should've started on year 1 and have the leap year on the 5th year

but still every 4th

[rustic ore]

0
4, 8, 12, 16, 20
24, 28, 32, 36, 40
44, 48, 52, 56, 60
64, 68, 72, 76, 80
84, 88, 92, 96, 100

look at how perfect that is

[violet path]

What are you yapping about about

[opaque sigil]

I mean it's not like it's a coincidence

[heady iron]

Just like Jesus Christ intended

[open narwhal]

showing their prowess of multiplying 4s

[delicate summit]

Guys! They added a privacy policy, support email, and website to the Xbox page, which is needed for games! Along with the phone number and the address

[rustic ore]

im aware, im saying that the system works and is cool and good

[violet path]

Who is they

[open narwhal]

leap years are evil because the ~0.25 don't add up to 1 every 4th year

[delicate summit]

Leth

Check the website

[rustic ore]

but they do

unless im misunderstanding

[violet path]

You know the point of pronouns is to prevent the repeated overuse of names not to replace them in the original statement smh

[open narwhal]

one year is 365.2421988 days

little less than 365.25

[rustic ore]

🤢

[open narwhal]

[rustic ore]

stop

it's 365.25 as far as im concerned

[open narwhal]

I miss when the earth was orbiting faster

[rustic ore]

idc what mother earth says she gets an extra 0.01

me too

whatever happened to 20 hr days

[open narwhal]

wait how the hell does earth spin

[violet path]

Magnets

I think

[open narwhal]

[marsh ibex]

when god said let there be light
he held a bey starter in his hands

and he let it rip

[uncut citrus]

Preventing repeated overuse of names is so woke though 🙄

[marsh ibex]

And it was good…

[opaque sigil]

it's been spinning since it formed

[violet path]

No

The uh

3rd law?

Or was it the first

It was the first

[open narwhal]

3rd law of what

[violet path]

Newtons first law

On object in motion stays in motion or something

Idk my physics teacher doesnt even believe in global warming so im not learning much in that class

[opaque sigil]

yes and it's been spinning since it formed to it has continued to spin

[heady iron]

Ok then why doesn’t a top spin forever

[violet path]

Because gravity

[open narwhal]

oh right rörelsemängd is preserved

[fiery burrow]

When I'm in a chucking unsolicited spinning projectiles at innocent bystanders competition and my opponent is a beyblade fan

[opaque sigil]

it will eventually stop due to tidal forces with the moon though

[marsh ibex]

Peak

[violet path]

If earth was spinning on top of a much bigger earth its stop spinning as fast as a top was

[open narwhal]

a huge asteroid hits earth and gives it more rörelsemängd to spin

[violet path]

English server

[open narwhal]

wait rörelsemängd is just momentum what the hell

I hate english

[violet path]

I hate physics

[heady iron]

Making up excuses

[open narwhal]

physics is based

I have an exam tomorrow

[violet path]

Physics sucks

[heady iron]

“It’s cause of gravity duhhh” just admit you’re wrong and move on

[violet path]

Because my teacher sucks

Course is interesting

[open narwhal]

my teacher is cool but he does bare minimum

[violet path]

Mine does way below bare minimum

[open narwhal]

his explanations are always low effort because he copypastes whatever's written in the book

🐊

[marsh ibex]

holy shit your teacher is a redditor

copypaste? Copypasta???

[violet path]

Mine doesnt do that he just drops the aice textbook on our desks and makes us figure the course out ourselves

[open narwhal]

he's also based because he played league of legends in 2017

[marsh ibex]

Ignored

[violet path]

That makes him horrible

[rustic ore]

conservation of (angular) momentum.
really simply, when a rotating object shrinks, it spins faster.
you can see this happen when figure skaters spin.
they have their legs and arms far out and spin slowly, then as they bring their limbs in, they spin much faster.

-when the sun formed, all the gas started orbiting faster and closer to the sun, which in turn made it rotate faster
-all the gas and materials also started congealing into globs of hot space juice. because they became smaller, and thus started spinning faster.

[open narwhal]

why earth no friction with own atmosphere

[violet path]

I already said that

[open narwhal]

or is it because atmosphere spinny with earth

[violet path]

??

[opaque sigil]

the atmosphere is in its inertial reference frame

[open narwhal]

eli5

[violet path]

Ugh spinning

Torque

Couples

Disgusting

[rustic ore]

but since celestial objects are titanic and in a soup of near-frictionless nothingness, they do not lose their momentum nearly as quickly as a figure skater.

they will still slow down, but it takes billions upon billions of years to slow down

[uncut citrus]

I was looking for the word angular for so long

[carmine island]

Bay blades

[opaque sigil]

earth's rotation is slowing by like 2 milliseconds a century or some shit

[violet path]

Yall see the new fantastic trailer

And jurassic world

[rustic ore]

dw i put it in there

[violet path]

And superman

We eating good this year

[carmine island]

@quiet knot reference???

[uncut citrus]

Yeah that's what I was responding to

[strange gulch]

That's exactly what is happening. Just search up boundary layers in fluid dynamics because the explaination is quite long

[quiet knot]

yeah

Im starring in it

As the Rock

[sinful flare]

omg its sigmatastic

[uncut citrus]

If it didn't the surface would take quite a hit, there's like a short video about that specifically

[open narwhal]

gn bald

[violet path]

But heres the thing

[rustic ore]

basically the atmosphere has been rotating alongside earth (and its gravity) for so goddamn long that it's like when you stir a pot and if you let it go, the soup still whirls around.

[quiet knot]

I love hollywood slop 😋

[uncut citrus]

By that whiteboard channel which I can't ever remember the name because it's like random letters starting with x

[violet path]

Huh

[rustic ore]

except earth is still stirring it

[opaque sigil]

xkcd

[carmine island]

Ennea stop being a nerd!!!

[rustic ore]

no. never

[carmine island]

Respectable

[rustic ore]

my nerd cells have been activated

[open narwhal]

pinging ennea for physics help

[violet path]

Speaking of nerds my gpa is so fucked

[quiet knot]

Same

[rustic ore]

same

[violet path]

Theres like no way for me to salvage it at this point

[warped rock]

same

[open narwhal]

same

[violet path]

Brothers

[rustic ore]

🤝

[uncut citrus]

same (I don't have a gpa)

[quiet knot]

Its not the END of the world still

[open narwhal]

what's GPA I forgot

how is it calculated*

[sinful flare]

hop euw

[violet path]

Grade point average

[open narwhal]

I know it's like silly sum of grades or something like that

[rustic ore]

idk and frankly i dont think i can ever care again
i dont think college is the move for me

[violet path]

A = 4

B = 3

[open narwhal]

1. I'm in bed 2. it's 1:25 AM 3. you're bald

[violet path]

And so on

[rustic ore]

kaan bald

[violet path]

Plus honors classes and AP classes give it a lil kick

[open narwhal]

I am NOT hopping league rn

especially on baldeuw

[sinful flare]

oh! then that means i got an A in my turkish exam

[delicate summit]

Guys look

[quiet knot]

Im being forced to go to college idk what Im even gonna do there lmaoaoo

[violet path]

Unless its like ap scale

Where 5 is an A

4 a b

3 the passing gradr

1 and 2 failing

[sinful flare]

i got 4 out of 100 in turkish exam!!!!

[warped rock]

my gpa

[violet path]

I see

[quiet knot]

Ruh roh

What is a turkish exam

[sinful flare]

nah i kid

slightly

[violet path]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-thousand-yard-stare-stare-tiktok-wtf-gif-12206044702998985154

[open narwhal]

why is PE a real subject

[quiet knot]

Class of 2027?!?!

[sinful flare]

native lang

[violet path]

Im ‘26

[open narwhal]

I'd have been the goat if PE was fake and made up and unreal

[quiet knot]

Oh I thought It was like a nationalism test lol

[carmine island]

Old as fuck

[sinful flare]

yeah its a nationalism test and your royalty to our reis erdoğan

[quiet knot]

Dytopia

[violet path]

This ones mine but it hasnt been updated by last semester yet so theres still hope

[violet path]

Gym?

[open narwhal]

yes

bald subject

[violet path]

Its fine ive never taken it in hs

A waste of time

[rustic ore]

due to a mix of extreme procrastination, stress from procrastinating, an inability to manage my time, social anxiety keeping me from doing group projects, and that same anxiety PLUS ADHD-fueled procrastination keeping me from remembering or wanting to talk to counselors to drop classes, i proceeded to fail every single class i took

it aint for me dawg

[open narwhal]

its obligatory here for the first 2 years of hs

next year I'll be free

[sinful flare]

nah its just a very boring exam with half of it being reading comprehension and other half of it being turkish literature knowledge check

[violet path]

Im just a lazy procrastinator

“Ill to it later”

Until at some point

“Shit yk what im just not doing it lol”

[rustic ore]

real

[quiet knot]

yeah... language classes are like that

[violet path]

Tests and hw 0s battling in all my classes

[quiet knot]

Thats rough

[sinful flare]

you so so bald

[open narwhal]

I only function under stress so I procrastinate until I become nervous and start studying

[open narwhal]

🪞

[sinful flare]

cool mirror you got there

[violet path]

I could easily do all my shit if i didnt already dedicate hours of my life daily to orchestra

But like by the time i put down my violin my ass does not wanna do hw

[sinful flare]

the mirrors got more hair than YOU

[quiet knot]

What if you dedicated all your hours to orchestra

and become a master orchestrator

[open narwhal]

that's your bald head reflecting every photon that touches it

[quiet knot]

the next Hans Zimmer

[sinful flare]

the mirror still has more hair than you

[violet path]

You mean composer?

Ive tried composing

[rustic ore]

that's basically it, except the entire time i am aware im fucking up.
at the same time, i dont talk to a singular soul about any of my problems ever, so im simmering with self-imposed and completely-avoidable stress all the time but no one knows about it

[open narwhal]

stop projecting you're bald

[violet path]

Theory isnt for me

Not my thing

[sinful flare]

your head is so bald i see myself on it

[violet path]

Its interesting as hell and cool to know but so overwhelming and complicated

[open narwhal]

youre so bald I'm not entertaining this convo longer I have to be up in 3.5h pls let me eep

[sinful flare]

ok gn

[violet path]

Half my friends are like top 10 in the class and the other half are in the same boat as me

[violet path]

Fix your sleep schedule homie

[rustic ore]

toast is like lindsay stirling if she locked tf in

[violet path]

FUCK solo and ensemble

AHH

I hate stress

[rustic ore]

REAL

[open narwhal]

duality of man

[quiet knot]

tf r u doing at 3 am

[rustic ore]

sleeping

[open narwhal]

studying or procrastinating or sleeping

[violet path]

“Dang were tied for #6 i wonder who’s above us??” And my ass just sitting in the corner somewhere in the like 40s-50s range

[marsh ibex]

I’m dead

[violet path]

I dont study

[rustic ore]

rip joker

[marsh ibex]

this channel is completely blank

[violet path]

Except like the few minutes before a test

[rustic ore]

oh it happened to you too?

[violet path]

And ap exams

[marsh ibex]

I’m in ss discussion purgatory every channel is ss discussion

I must’ve died and went to hell

oh wow hey everyone

[open narwhal]

what is this

[rustic ore]

It happened to me too joker

[marsh ibex]

Wow

we got za hando

[violet path]

Hii

[cunning geode]

nice strings. i listened to this while cleaning cat poop

[flat remnant]

ennea who's your pfp

[sinful flare]

Hi

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/scrape-okuyasu-nijimura-za-hando-the-hand-jojo-gif-14165071

[sinful flare]

We're getting everything ready for you

This might take several minutes

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/rukia-kuchiki-kicking-sitting-on-bed-bleach-gif-21200353

Rukia Kuchiki

[marsh ibex]

Go read Bleach now.

[open narwhal]

pV = nRT 😋

[flat remnant]

oh bleach

[violet path]

French fries are overrated

[marsh ibex]

Ignoted

[rustic ore]

ignoted

[violet path]

“Read” ok nerd

[flat remnant]

i can't i drinked it all

[violet path]

Genuinely

[open narwhal]

is ignoted the new blocked

[flat remnant]

literacy rates going down 😔

[marsh ibex]

Yes

[violet path]

Good

[quiet knot]

wath

[open narwhal]

am I still ignotee

d

[marsh ibex]

No

[sinful flare]

Ignoted

[open narwhal]

jonkler can u mute me for 2 hours

[marsh ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-bizzare-adventure-rohan-kishibe-i-refuse-gif-26066583

[rustic ore]

damn

[open narwhal]

:(

wait actually tomorrow's not even a long day

I can sleep when I come home

[sinful flare]

gif maker is crazy for putting I refuse over I refuse

[violet path]

Imagine if jjba was good

[violet path]

Take care of yourself physically and mentally

[quiet knot]

No I dont think I will

[rustic ore]

guys should i play bomb rush cyberfunk

[wheat sail]

yes you shouldnt

[marsh ibex]

Hell yes

[carmine island]

Hi ennea

[woeful matrix]

reading in 2028

crazy

[formal marsh]

my text to speech software doesnt work images. what does it say?

sorry, i cannot read

[violet path]

no

play cyberpunk

[wheat sail]

it says Generating World...

[formal marsh]

TRUE

toast i got the transmobile

[violet path]

DID YOU KILL THAT ONE CHARACTER

HOWD YOU GET IT

THIEF

[opaque sigil]

I should really replay cyberpunk

[marsh ibex]

nah

You should watch frieren

[slate wagon]

all i’ve seen from it was it’s horrible launch, has it gotten better?

[rustic ore]

already did since day 1

[marsh ibex]

Yes

[opaque sigil]

not you too

[marsh ibex]

I’m sorry for your loss

[rustic ore]

i had FUN day 1 thanks

[violet path]

yess

[marsh ibex]

it’s the one anime I can wholeheartedly glaze

[violet path]

so much

[marsh ibex]

okay rude ass fuck you too

[fiery burrow]

Name a good thing about frieren

[violet path]

that sounds like hell

[marsh ibex]

Story

[violet path]

i got it with the dlc a year ago

and it was awesome

[fiery burrow]

What is the story?

[rustic ore]

[violet path]

no spoilers

dont answer that

[marsh ibex]

learning about loss and how to deal with ot

[rustic ore]

actually yes, this

[violet path]

sounds interesting

i was gonna check it out at some point

[fiery burrow]

okay i mean the setting

[violet path]

but im kinda taking a break from animid

[opaque sigil]

basically shit happens you end up with a chip in your head that's malfunctioning and you're definitely gonna die soon

[violet path]

i think they meant frieren

[opaque sigil]

oh

[fiery burrow]

[opaque sigil]

according to kirb it's mostly character driven

[violet path]

but also i gotta say i love the trope of a character that has a time limit on their life

[wheat sail]

frieren has good story

[fiery burrow]

Ashitaka

[marsh ibex]

fantasy world with magic

[wheat sail]

actually i dont remember the plot but the fights were cool

[fiery burrow]

Lord of the Rings?

[marsh ibex]

Sure

[opaque sigil]

nausicaa after getting irradiated to fuck

[marsh ibex]

Yeah

The setting doesn’t really matter that much it’s more of a vehicle for character blah blah shut the fuck up joker you’ll die alone something something nerd apeak

[rustic ore]

the top few things i need to watch/play now:
-frieren
-bomb rush cyberfunk
-nausicaa
-ichi the witch

these are top of the list rn

[marsh ibex]

bubsy 3d

[fiery burrow]

If the setting doesn't matter its bad

[marsh ibex]

ignored

[fiery burrow]

That just means its not a very interesting world

[formal marsh]

have you played the game? do you mind spoilers?

[opaque sigil]

sometimes worldbuilding isn't the focus and that's alright

[quiet knot]

I went for the cool muscle car instead of the truck lol

[formal marsh]

tl;dr i did her quest and at the end she can give you her car depending on what you do

[fiery burrow]

But its a fantasy world

[formal marsh]

i checked the wiki and the path to the muscle car also gets you the truck

[quiet knot]

I dont think I ever got the truck?

I forgor

[formal marsh]

forgor 💀

[quiet knot]

||All I remember is that she killed the guy||

[formal marsh]

anyway the truck kind of sucks and i'm only ever driving my goat motorcycle

[fiery burrow]

If you don't talk about what the kings did 1000 years ago and about all the various dragon species you aren't doing it right

[opaque sigil]

the beauty of tropes is if you don't want to do worldbuilding you don't have to

[formal marsh]

wait if that happens then you get the truck

[quiet knot]

Motorcycles are so goated

[formal marsh]

not the muscle car

if you ||convince her to let him live||, you get both

[quiet knot]

I might be having a Joe Biden moment...

[violet path]

i have

its in my top 3 games

mi amor

[violet path]

REAL

TRUE

[formal marsh]

yeah i let her kill the guy

[violet path]

cyberpunk motorcycles are the best

[violet path]

oh really i didnt

[quiet knot]

iKR

[violet path]

strong morale compass on me

[rustic ore]

im partial to the mizutani not gonna lie

[quiet knot]

Mizutani is also pretty nice I used it for a while

[rustic ore]

i want this in real life

[violet path]

GOD i forgot how awesome the game looks

[quiet knot]

Cyperbunks car designs are gnuinely some of the gest in the indutsy

[quiet knot]

Oh mai mai mai

[marsh ibex]

He’s such a loser

[rustic ore]

i dont like 80s cars.
i DO like modernizations of 80s cars.

[marsh ibex]

Sork

[violet path]

i was gonna say this

[quiet knot]

But 80 cars are cool tho...

[wheat sail]

need mai in smash fr sakurai please

🥺

[violet path]

i would exchange my liver for johnnys porsche

[marsh ibex]

I know a guy

[quiet knot]

Theres mods

[rustic ore]

evidence: 1988 Lamborghini Countach (hate hate hate) vs. 2023 Lamborghini Countach (love love love)

[marsh ibex]

Oh wait he said he’d kill me if I spoke to him again

nvm I know no one

[wheat sail]

i'd like a full on character

[marsh ibex]

There’s mods

[wheat sail]

smash 6 will have 500 characters

i bet the mai mod is just a reskin

[quiet knot]

Ok but then you got companies like BMW where their 80's cars are so badass and their current line up looks so ugly

[wheat sail]

theres sheik skins for mai

[rustic ore]

erm.............

[wheat sail]

😏

[violet path]

lamboss

are awesome

[shell yacht]

Lambos are lame

[quiet knot]

True

[violet path]

youre lame

and old

you probably drive a honda civic

[quiet knot]

also true

[shell yacht]

Silence anime pfp

All my vehicles are Chevy

[leaden delta]

its magic system

more specifically, i like the way they framed the history of magic in the world

its progression

[quiet knot]

Hey I made this myself

[wheat sail]

brokies saying lambos are lame

😔

[leaden delta]

and its really cool imo

[rustic ore]

silence, you-shaped pfp

[shell yacht]

I meant toast lol

[rustic ore]

lamborghinis are alright

[quiet knot]

Toast has a football pfp

[rustic ore]

tell me how football isnt an anime

go ahead

[wheat sail]

get me a mclaren

[rustic ore]

ill wait

[quiet knot]

Guys

What color is your bugatti

My first one was red

[rustic ore]

drives 5 feet
McLaren falls apart instantly

[quiet knot]

my second one is diarrhea brown

interior too

[rustic ore]

i wouldn't get a bugatti

even if i were rich as fuck

i dont like them

never have

[wheat sail]

if im rich im beiung taylor swift and taking a private jet across the street

[quiet knot]

What would you get

[rustic ore]

im so glad you asked

[serene chasm]

everyone knows the real car is a cybertruck

[quiet knot]

Graphics settings : very low

[wheat sail]

cybertrucks can slice people in half if you run into them

better aero dynamics

[violet path]

I LOVE CYBERTRUCKS

[quiet knot]

The Cybertruck is a truck meant to be used for the cartel to attach machine guns to

[violet path]

i dont like those

just lambo

[sly scaffold]

when hk: ss comes out I'm not going to school for a month

[violet path]

its funny

[quiet knot]

Stay in school kids

[serene chasm]

You know those lines where it shows you how much a person likes you. Mine just dropped like a ton

[sly scaffold]

no.

[wheat sail]

-rep

[violet path]

just dont see it

their smooth perfect futuristic design

when the cars of today came out everyone called them stupid looking too

and now look

[quiet knot]

[Curly did not like that}

[sly scaffold]

+silksong playtime

[cunning geode]

i had a cybertruck on the road behind me yesterday and another one passed us going the opposite way

[serene chasm]

I think they look dumb. Also anything accociate with musk is crap

[leaden delta]

and now look yes

they are

[cunning geode]

i gave them both BIG thumbs down

[leaden delta]

not well designed!

[quiet knot]

This is an actually good, smooth futuristic design

[rustic ore]

Koenigsegg Agera
Savage Rivale Roadyacht
Arrinera Venocara

[cunning geode]

they’re hazardous even by vehicle standards

[serene chasm]

There are a few around here. Always flip them off when I see them

[rustic ore]

any one of these three and im set

[leaden delta]

they arent good LMAO

[cunning geode]

practically scams

[sly scaffold]

we love motorized death bricks

[stoic sigil]

Any Silkers in chat?

[quiet knot]

Damn, nice

Never heard of those last 2

[sly scaffold]

no

[stoic sigil]

Curly ban all Silkers

[cunning geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/232587540719206400/1336421709481377904/I_CANT_DIE.gif

[violet path]

also the fact that theyre horribly unsafe

and "look dumb doesnt cover it"

fucking eyesores

[quiet knot]

Could use it to slice bread

[violet path]

comically stupid

and clunky

[sinful flare]

To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed the car in the first image in half!

[opal dew]

Does anyone like hamburger and cheeseburger

[wheat sail]

i thought you liked them

[rustic ore]

they're an absolute fucking travesty in every single metric

[wheat sail]

traitor

[quiet knot]

I like cheese burger

[sinful flare]

i like chimkinburger

[versed pollen]

It was specifically to lure you out

[sinful flare]

cheeseburger delicous too

hamburger too

[violet path]

i love them

[quiet knot]

McChicken mmmm

[violet path]

because its hilarious whenever i see one on the road with my friends

[serene chasm]

Lets all be honest. 80's -90's Japanese cars are when cars peaked

[violet path]

theyre awesome to make fun of

[opaque sigil]

ok but consider:
they put musk fans at risk of bodily injury

[quiet knot]

I LOVE KEI TRUCKS

Kei trucks > pickup trucks

[versed pollen]

Well yes but also many other people on the road unfortunately

Some of whom may be Outer Wilds fans

[opaque sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-farquaad-markiplier-deepfake-some-of-you-may-die-but-its-a-sacrifice-i-am-willing-to-male-gif-20850950

[versed pollen]

MARKIPLIER!?

[sinful flare]

hello everuone my name is Multiplier

Market Pliers

[quiet knot]

You look so portuguese

[rustic ore]

also in the extraordinarily unlikely event that i become unfathomably rich, i am required by law to hit my brother up with one of these:

[wheat sail]

theres nothing in japan anymore sadly

canada has best cars

[weary tapir]

looks like the kinda car a youtuber doing an apology video would put in the background

[versed pollen]

Gigantic snow trucks

[rustic ore]

i dont like you for that addition

[sinful flare]

wheres the ukulele

[quiet knot]

Dont Canadians just ride Moose?

[rustic ore]

ukelele

[quiet knot]

My cousin lives there

theres moose parking lots

[wheat sail]

we have bikes with snow tires

[sinful flare]

we have flying cars in 2010

[quiet knot]

Oh is that what the brokies use

[cunning geode]

https://youtu.be/4XWufUZ1mxQ?si=GJLBicr7h2rTv99l

[rustic ore]

ew herbie

gross

[wheat sail]

its part of our culture actually

we spend all our money on marijuana

[quiet knot]

I love this movie

[quiet knot]

I hate you

[violet path]

no but like thats the thing

[rustic ore]

smokey weedy moosey gang
we love smoking weed

[violet path]

people that own cybertrucks dont just have bad taste

theyre so comically unusable that the only people driving them are hardcore musk fanboys

and thats hilarious

[rustic ore]

im not saying you should slash their tires

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/doof-gif-26317892

[rustic ore]

-# but

[violet path]

obviously thats pretty messed up

theyre already suffering enough

having to drive around a cybertruck

[rustic ore]

yeah, poor them, driving around an easily-sellable piece of junk...

[violet path]

easily sellable?

[cunning geode]

scrappable maybe

[violet path]

risk of exploding

[opaque sigil]

I'm sure people would buy a used cybertruck to get one a bit cheaper

[quiet knot]

Guys look at my cybertruck

[violet path]

looks cooler than actual cybertrucks

like

they take up so much space

just to not have any of the functionality that an actual pickup truck gets for taking up as much space

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-m12warthog-xbox-video-game-gif-17890029

[quiet knot]

Every man's dream

[wheat sail]

this appeals to the male fantasy

[quiet knot]

Yeah

[violet path]

actually i had a nightmare the other night

[quiet knot]

Nowadays we have Helldivers 2 to fill that gap

[violet path]

that the chiefs won the superbowl

[quiet knot]

Idk anythin about American Football bro

[violet path]

do you know anything about taylor swift

[quiet knot]

Ive heard her songs

[wheat sail]

her boyfriend is a player

[quiet knot]

yeah ik

[smoky nebula]

It's a really boring sport and despite going to every single home game for my high school (I'm in the marching band)
I could not tell you anything that happens in the sport

[violet path]

braindead take

[warped rock]

Hmm I wonder if bias is something to take note of in this situation

[quiet knot]

totally not

[violet path]

saying nothing happens in football is easily a braindead take

[smoky nebula]

I didn't say that
I just said that I could not tell you anything that happens in the sport

[violet path]

european football now thats a sport where nothing ever happens

[fiery burrow]

A lot of stuff happens in football. Like kicking the ball

[violet path]

unless its blue lock

but yes i suppose kicking the ball is an extremely important part of football

imagine games without field goals

or punting

[smoky nebula]

I'm basically saying I don't really track the game that well

[wheat sail]

i prefer beach volleyball

[unborn moat]

Peak

[smoky nebula]

Beach volleyball is fun

(only to play I don't care for watching volleyball)

[cunning geode]

hockey is more interesting, but not by much

didn’t really grow up in a sports household

[violet path]

hockeys fun

basketball too

[violet path]

thats pretty consistent with hs football

no one really goes for the game

[cunning geode]

i think i’ve seen one full football game

[wheat sail]

every month a kid died

amazing

[smoky nebula]

I go to march and play music

[violet path]

we dont do that in orchestra

our instruments are too classy

and quiet

[smoky nebula]

Put the cellos and bases on parade floats

[violet path]

were not allowed at the pep rallys either

:(

[smoky nebula]

There there
Pep rallys aren't that fun

[violet path]

they were

after freshmen year they kinda got old

and i just started skipping instead of going to them

i still like the hoco one though

[warped rock]

pep rallys suck if i want my eardrums busted i'd listen to music

[violet path]

it gets you hyped for the hoco game

(that my school has lost every year ive been there)

[smoky nebula]

My school went to state every year for the past 3 years and then proceeded to lose on the first game of state

[spare carbon]

You an eagles guy? My brother, let's go

[smoky nebula]

(we hadn't gone to state since 2003 before then)

[violet path]

go birds

[spare carbon]

Dang right

You know the song too?

[serene chasm]

who's in the superbowl this year?

[spare carbon]

Chiefs and eagles

[serene chasm]

thanks

[spare carbon]

Any time

[warped rock]

me

[quiet knot]

Krave

[spare carbon]

Ok

[violet path]

nah

when i was like a little kid the owner of the after school/summer camp i went to was a massive giants fan and hated the eagles with a passion

[serene chasm]

omg congrats!!

[violet path]

you werent even allowed to wear green at the camp

[smoky nebula]

The people
And the other people

[spare carbon]

Bro doesn't like it when certain guys win against other guys in a game about balls💀

[violet path]

chiefs arent people

theyre cheaters

[spare carbon]

The fans are Taylor fans too

They're not people

They're minions

[fiery burrow]

hold on the name isn't about the band?

Makes a lot more sense

[spare carbon]

Yes

👍

[violet path]

the what

[serene chasm]

The Eagles were obviously named after the band 'The Eagles'

[quiet knot]

Lol

[smoky nebula]

The same one that the birds are named after‽

[warped rock]

Is this a good opportunity to say my band is named after lice

[edgy valve]

NFL should sue mother nature because there's a bird that shares the same name as a team

[violet path]

theres a band called the eagles

?

[serene chasm]

yeag

[wheat sail]

i was watching football but then bane came in

[serene chasm]

Hotel California was their biggest song

[quiet knot]

What a shakeup

[quiet knot]

Jesus and Kratos would be chill

[spare carbon]

Nah fr

[violet path]

wait a like that song

[violet path]

ah

i know that one

i played it

[spare carbon]

Tell it, I've been searching for 30 years

What's the song?

[woeful matrix]

wam

blam

isk

i'm just guessing fr

[violet path]

wham

bam

shang a lang

thats the name

[woeful matrix]

i was close damn

[quiet knot]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3qrEG6rQ9Qm72MNWeUKKiU?si=8e55b460f1a74926

That one

[spare carbon]

Noted

[quiet knot]

My playlist is so ass

[spare carbon]

It's fine, with time it gets better

Also if you listen to everything

[violet path]

mine is outdated

i never listen to it

i just play whatever im feeling

[spare carbon]

I got one for shower vibes bro

[violet path]

which for the past like week has just been the all county piece

[quiet knot]

I have like almost 600 songs

very unorganized

[spare carbon]

Rookie numbers

[violet path]

Daang

The last time i used a playlist was from when i listened to like exclusively rap

[serene chasm]

Is this a good amount

[spare carbon]

Still rookie numbers

Not enough

[serene chasm]

honestly, I just through on random spotify playlists on shuffle

[quiet knot]

same

[wheat sail]

i only listen to Environmental Noises from Pikmin

🗿

[quiet knot]

This aint the place to dump shitty payday memes lol

[spare carbon]

Wrong place my guy

[quiet knot]

weirdoes...

anyways

[spare carbon]

And it's gone, thanks nods

[wheat sail]

🙂‍↕️

[slate wagon]

🙂‍↕️

[serene chasm]

:sendingoutwifi:

[pulsar fog]

anything substantial since leth's last visit?

[serene chasm]

Nope

[warped rock]

Yep!

[pulsar fog]

[slate wagon]

mh wilds 2nd beta test comes out tmrrw
go play it

[serene chasm]

dont tell me what to do

[warped rock]

Nah I'm gonna go in blind, then complain when it isn't a roguelite deckbuilder

[pulsar fog]

may I know what it is?

[slate wagon]

[warped rock]

untagged misinformation

[shell yacht]

🫴 ps5

[serene chasm]

[slate wagon]

srry i gotta use mine to play no freebies

[shell yacht]

Fuck

[pulsar fog]

https://tenor.com/view/omw-to-spread-misinformation-all-over-the-internet-gif-26525511

my favorite

[shell yacht]

I had a guy in another server about to sell me his but he got high then gave it to somebody else

[fiery burrow]

no

[pulsar fog]

I have a 3DS

would that work?

[slate wagon]

you will

[fiery burrow]

Check out this hard af render of the new character though

[shell yacht]

Oh I asked on Reddit some people said the cat voice is already an optional setting in-game

[slate wagon]

such a distinguished fellow

[warped rock]

it looks photoshopped

[shell yacht]

Master wizard ass cat

[slate wagon]

immediately turned it back to car noises only during the first beta, something about them speaking english doesn’t sit right with me

[fiery burrow]

Based

[shell yacht]

It's blasphemy

[fiery burrow]

I always make my cat as grumpy as possible with the lowest voice

[shell yacht]

Also where were you earlier when I asked this question you made me open Reddit

[fiery burrow]

And my hunters got to be an elderly gruff dude

[slate wagon]

work

[livid tree]

is that how long its been for silksong to come out

[spare carbon]

Real

[livid tree]

27351 days

[fiery burrow]

No lmao

[shell yacht]

I hope we get better customizations for the cat patterns if we get partner palicos so I can recreate Midas

[livid tree]

idk it kinda feel like 75 years to me

[slate wagon]

my hunter has to be the most handsome adonis ever
or the most deformed thing ever, no in between

[fiery burrow]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterHunter/comments/1iedoxm/holy_crap_i_miss_my_character_only_28_days_left/

[shell yacht]

I make my hunter look cool, then give him the absolute goofiest hair

Usually purple afro

[fiery burrow]

I'm still kind of distraught the yama LFG post got deleted

[shell yacht]

I'm glad

It was ugly

(I don't browse reddit anymore)

[fiery burrow]

Art should disturb the comforted and comfort the disturbed

[shell yacht]

I'm just disturbed twice tho

[slate wagon]

also chat gore magala is back
i didn’t get the chance to properly fight it in sunbreak on account of me hating that game

[shell yacht]

I think that's a really odd choice, having him back already

[shell yacht]

Makes me think the new roster is bad

[opaque sigil]

WHAT

Peak

Also sunbreak went hard as fuck what are you on about

[fiery burrow]

Don't respond with "peak" to risebreak hate

[warped rock]

peak

[opaque sigil]

Gore is peak

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-monster-hunter-rise-mh-rise-sunbreak-monster-hunter-rise-sunbreak-gif-23243998

[slate wagon]

i just didn’t like how fast everything felt
like it was a step up from world fs, but idk i also liked the heavy feel idk how to explain

[shell yacht]

SNAILRIS WANTS TO GO SLOW

It's in their blood

[slate wagon]

crazy work

[fiery burrow]

Rise has me trying to wirefall out of attacks in other games

[slate wagon]

gore is indeed peak, i hope its frenzy virus comes back i don’t think rise had it
also i wanna fight the older one i forgot its name

[shell yacht]

Shaggy

[dry yew]

In alternate universe, people enjoy playing Silksong as a dlc 😔

[sly scaffold]

YOU

[dry yew]

Oh, you are here too

[sly scaffold]

hello fellow voxlblader

[opaque sigil]

Rise had frenzy

[young saffron]

Gm

[slate wagon]

the other monsters were affected too?

[sly scaffold]

so anyway, this games community passes as deranged, right?

[opaque sigil]

Don’t remember

[young saffron]

😭😭😭😭 they murdered my boy

[fiery burrow]

some of it

[shell yacht]

The G rank + monsters were afflicted by other weirdness, I don't remember frenzy applying

[fiery burrow]

The average HK fan just plays/talks about HK

[quiet knot]

that looks awful

[young saffron]

R/HK still talks about the game. Crazy

[young saffron]

At least they gave the guy feedback

[shell yacht]

This reminds me of a scene from Orb, good anime

[sly scaffold]

I should get into class early tomorrow and put a poorly drawn hornet on the whiteboard.,,..

[violet path]

Is this the gumball intro

[young saffron]

I see the resemblance

Away from home, with limited data and brawl stars on my phone 😔😔

[shell yacht]

Away from home with limited data, access to the internet and you chose to come here

[violet path]

Listen to danzon no 2

[young saffron]

I need to talk with ppl 🙄

[violet path]

According to the dead internet theory some of us arent actually people

[warped rock]

yeah this philosophy ended up costing my parents $500 😭

[sly scaffold]

spent 3 years on this drawing... trust

[shell yacht]

None of you are, I'm having conversations with myself everyday

Anyway you chatbots want to see something cursed and funny

[violet path]

Sure

I would love to friend!

[quiet knot]

3 years?

damn

[quiet knot]

oh god what is it

[shell yacht]

https://youtu.be/FFN2dWpEWoM?feature=shared

[opaque sigil]

Erm self promo much

[shell yacht]

The cursed part is the frame drops

It's unlisted my channel does not and will not ever make any money

I posted one unlisted video and some fucking fortnite emote tried to copyright strike me anyway

[quiet knot]

My classmates are singing backstreet boys rn wtf

[quiet knot]

You suck at this game

Cool underground base tho

got free xray lmao

Is that bedrock

[shell yacht]

everything just didn't load I don't know why I got an x-ray I wasn't in the wall

Yeah bedrock

Ps4

[teal gazelle]

Hollow Knight: Tiso

[neon adder]

Worth the 3 year wait

[edgy valve]

I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot have a conversation with individuals who have committed criminal offenses. It is important to acknowledge and take responsibility for one's actions and seek proper legal and ethical support for rehabilitation and redemption.

[serene chasm]

Someone needs to make a game where you play as Tiso falling and you have to dodge the oncoming platforms

Honestly, this is why I miss flash. Im sure someone would have made it, and we'd have so many fun fan games

[pearl turret]

How likely is silk song to have the hardest hk enemy?

[opaque sigil]

They probably won’t reuse enemies if that’s what you’re asking

[pearl turret]

So no primal aspid?

[young saffron]

What 😭😭 discord takes this much?

[neon adder]

This is why Scratch exists

[sinful flare]

What

how

[fiery burrow]

Scratch fans when I unleash the beast upon them to scratch them and leave 10,000 wounds

[serene chasm]

Flash was just so big. And how is scratchs intergration in websites?

[livid tree]

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi The Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

[sinful flare]

c++ fans when i take away their glasses (they cant see so plus plus anymore)

c fans when i take away their eyes (they cant see anymore)

[fiery burrow]

Python fans when I unleash my constrictor upon them

[sinful flare]

rust fans when i take their oxygen away (their metal wont rust anymore)

[sly scaffold]

raft fans when I take their raft away

[livid tree]

java fans when i curse them to forget the faces of their loved ones

🤣

[sinful flare]

go fans when i take their legs and arms away (they cant go code anymore)

[full rune]

javascript fans when i show them javascript (they already hate the language)

[sly scaffold]

impatience fans when I make them wait

[sinful flare]

javascript fans when i show them PURE javascript

[young saffron]

JavaScript fans when I show them a good language

[sly scaffold]

I should learn to code and then just make silksong myself

[sinful flare]

ok just dont touch unity its godawful

[sly scaffold]

3 hours.
itll be shitty and horribly unpolished but it'll be out

[sly scaffold]

do not the unity

[young saffron]

Godot?

[sinful flare]

ok unity is kind of good but ive never forgiven them after their lack of documentation and i had to decompile the code to even do what i wanted to do

[opaque sigil]

Coders when I irradiate them enough to disfigure their genetic code

[sinful flare]

godot is solid

malbolge fans... i'll leave them be

[livid tree]

blender fans when i [REDACTED]

[sly scaffold]

the link in your bio truly leads to peak

[young saffron]

Hmm what show to watch

Severance?

[sly scaffold]

arcane

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[spare carbon]

Now add the arms and legs

[sly scaffold]

6 more years

[spare carbon]

At least

Yeah

[sly scaffold]

blender fans when i show them clonemace's channel

[young saffron]

Watched

[fiery burrow]

Hornet has arms but she actually levitates her needle with her mind

[sly scaffold]

(he opens r/topologygore and then suffers)

[livid tree]

watch boruto

[spare carbon]

Bro, be more discreet, having your name as misinformation spreader is to obvious dawg

[young saffron]

Bormid and narumid is off my list

[sly scaffold]

this better?

[fiery burrow]

Well there's no reason to be dishonest. He spreads misinformation in contrast to disinformation which implies he believes what he says is genuinely true

[livid tree]

watch the owl home

[spare carbon]

Much

[sly scaffold]

wait what

[spare carbon]

No, he doesn't spread misinformation, he just lies

[sly scaffold]

Parasyte: The Maxim (uh, heavy on the gore tho)

[spare carbon]

Counter to that which you believe, it is better to understand the truth from the actual culprit

[warped rock]

when you run out of data in china, yes

[young saffron]

That's painful

[grand ferry]

ultraman leo

[woeful matrix]

yo dot i got you

[warped rock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1269645712895770729/1288332874797289504/hi_guys.gif

[coral prawn]

Lies and slander

Neatwheat isn't here

[warped rock]

see the wheat emoji

it's me

[coral prawn]

Can't be

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[coral prawn]

Hello andy