sk-discussion

[violet path]

The one who aint texted you in a week?

[tulip gazelle]

Yeah

[violet path]

Not yo gf no more sorry son 😔

[tulip gazelle]

Well see first time this shi happenning

[tulip gazelle]

Hopefully i can communicate with her before her father gets to me at pracitxe

[violet path]

Uh oh

Practice for bball?

[tulip gazelle]

Tennis

So worse

Racket to shins

[violet path]

Oo

[serene chasm]

He's gonna practice his serve on you

better learn to dodge

[tulip gazelle]

Or im getting a mouth full of balls

[serene chasm]

What did you even do?

[tulip gazelle]

Isk

Idk

Thats the problem

[wind rampart]

Wise words

[serene chasm]

Give it some time. Im sure its not even that bad. But do think on what it could be, and apologies when the time comes

[violet path]

Apologize anyways

Rn

[tulip gazelle]

Ok i will

[wind rampart]

I mean if he doesn't know the reason for apologizing it may make it worse

Are you sure you got no idea why?

[tulip gazelle]

When she tells me i forgot the 103 day a d three minute anniversary

Or some shit like that

[serene chasm]

dude

you really fucked up

Thats like the most important one!

[wind rampart]

How can you forget that???

[novel parrot]

Silksong is out already?

[wind rampart]

Naaah relationship advice rn

[serene chasm]

Are you playing it?

[tulip gazelle]

Nah this is the relationship advise discussion now

[novel parrot]

fu**

[wind rampart]

Tomorrow for sure

[novel parrot]

well, see you at the next eclipse

[tulip gazelle]

Tomorrow for sure

[novel parrot]

haahhahaha

baiii

[tulip gazelle]

I dont believe she will respond

Because midnight

[tulip gazelle]

And she hast responded to good morning for a week

[wind rampart]

Damm

That's bad

[tulip gazelle]

Nah bro dont wanna lose her hot smart nerdy

[wind rampart]

Are you sure you don't even have the slightest idea

[tulip gazelle]

Rare combination

[tulip gazelle]

Not the slightest

[wind rampart]

Go buy chocolates

And get flowers

[tulip gazelle]

Ok i will tomorrow

I am currently still in bar

[wind rampart]

And stand in their windows until she opens up or her father's comes out

[tulip gazelle]

Her father will fold me

[serene chasm]

Go ask those older men for some advice

[wind rampart]

It's even better if it's raining

[wind rampart]

Yeah go up to a bartender

They know

[serene chasm]

He is the bartender lol

[tulip gazelle]

They would say ma ne bavi se kurvama sine bavi se parama

[tulip gazelle]

I am the bartender

Bro

[coarse leaf]

croatia

[tulip gazelle]

Bisnia

Bosnia

[coarse leaf]

oh cool

[wind rampart]

Oh my god a bartender is having trouble with relationship that's impossible

Like the best advice I got was from bartenders

[subtle flint]

Do as i say, not as i do

[wind rampart]

Fair enough

[tulip gazelle]

Well i have no advice i pulled this girl purely from her being my tennis coaches daughter

[wind rampart]

I would argue that's even better rizz

Like

[wheat sail]

Maybe she only likes 7 foot dudes

[tulip gazelle]

Who is the same age as me

[wind rampart]

Pulling your coaches daughter is like big game

[wind rampart]

Good aclaration

[tulip gazelle]

Yeah vut the risk of getting folded like a twig

[tulip gazelle]

Its discord i gotta clarifx that

[tulip gazelle]

Maybe

And due to breaking my leg this winter i cannot run

Barely

Can

[wind rampart]

Damm you alright?

[tulip gazelle]

Got hit by a car

[tulip gazelle]

But yeah

Lost the ability to dunk tho

[wind rampart]

A risk just adds flavours

[coarse leaf]

hello

[tulip gazelle]

Hello

[wind rampart]

Hello

[wind rampart]

Any relationship advice for our fellow?

[tulip gazelle]

I need to put more frank ocean on my stories maybe

Solution to all problems

When it comes to women

[coarse leaf]

what happened

[wind rampart]

Well I would argue that's a very good idea

[coarse leaf]

i got out of a relationship literally a week and a half ago so i might be just about the worst person in the world for thjs

[wind rampart]

Damm my bad fellow

[tulip gazelle]

Girl ghosting me im a bartender 6 6 thats basically all you need to know and i dont know why she ghosted me

[tulip gazelle]

Im sorry bro

[coarse leaf]

its alright it was for the best

[wind rampart]

Didn't wanted to make you remember that

[coarse leaf]

dont worry about it im doing fine

[tulip gazelle]

Im currently at work

[coarse leaf]

employed 😂✌️

[tulip gazelle]

No silkposts pls

This is not a subreddit

[coarse leaf]

there could be a million reasons half of them not related to any flaw u may have

[tulip gazelle]

Hey its the serbian dude

[coarse leaf]

she may just not want a relationship

[tulip gazelle]

Dje si brate

[wind rampart]

Damm

[tulip gazelle]

Weve been in a relationship

[wind rampart]

I didnt wanted to jump into the worst

[tulip gazelle]

For four months

[coarse leaf]

ja zaboravio da pricas bosanski lmao

[coarse leaf]

ah

[tulip gazelle]

Pa zivim u sarajevu

[coarse leaf]

and she is ghosting u out of nowhere while ur in a relationship?

[coarse leaf]

ohh shit yo girl is ignoring you?

[worn garnet]

💀

[tulip gazelle]

Yeah

[tulip gazelle]

Yes

[wind rampart]

Funny words magician don't have effect on me

[coarse leaf]

you have two options, 1. talk to her 2. poison her and dispose of the body

[tulip gazelle]

I live in sarajevo

[wind rampart]

2

[tulip gazelle]

(Capital of bosnia)

[coarse leaf]

and u have no idea why?

[tulip gazelle]

Exactly

[coarse leaf]

just ask her

[tulip gazelle]

Option 2 more enticing

Im kidding

[tulip gazelle]

Yeah the problem is im on sent

[coarse leaf]

no u not 😂✌️

[coarse leaf]

did sis get kidnapped

[tulip gazelle]

I dont think so

[wind rampart]

Just go up to their house with chocolate and flowers and stand in their windows until she opens

Very good advice from a fan

[coarse leaf]

then she fleeing to germany or sum

[tulip gazelle]

Yeah problem 6.7 tennis coach

Father

[coarse leaf]

or with a broken beer bottle

[tulip gazelle]

My tennis coach

[tulip gazelle]

Idk why bro does not play bball

[wind rampart]

Are guns legal in Bosnia? If the answer is yes forget what I said

[tulip gazelle]

No they are not

[coarse leaf]

legality dont matter practicality does

[tulip gazelle]

Spoken like a true balkan man

[wind rampart]

Forgot about the Balkan states

Yeah fair enough you are gonna get shot

[coarse leaf]

*you're gonna shoot

[wind rampart]

But aren't you anyways gonna get shot?

[tulip gazelle]

If my boss looks at the caneras and sees my just texting for two hours im gonna die laughing

[tulip gazelle]

Probably

[coarse leaf]

man getting shot is easy shooting is hard

[coarse leaf]

bro getting fired

[tulip gazelle]

Serve beer back to phone

Serve beer back to phone repeat

[carmine island]

Another good p-2 p rank run ended by the hideous mass room

[tulip gazelle]

Nah

[coarse leaf]

what the hell does this mean

[wind rampart]

Mass room?

[coarse leaf]

p-2 p rank

[fiery burrow]

Next run for sure

[wind rampart]

That was quick

[tulip gazelle]

Im probably cooked

[wind rampart]

Don't think so probably a warning

I mean you're cooked

[carmine island]

I got impaled by a harpoon

[wind rampart]

But that's besides the discord

[wind rampart]

It happen to me once

Not that fun

[coarse leaf]

am i braindead what are you talking about

[wind rampart]

Wouldn't recommend

[tulip gazelle]

I aint payed enough for actually workin

[coarse leaf]

this is what a gabapentin overdose feels like

[fiery burrow]

Ultrakill

[carmine island]

Video game thing dw about it

[coarse leaf]

ohh i remember that game

[opaque sigil]

Skissue shoulda just [insert whatever the hm p rank strat is idk]

[wind rampart]

Ultra kill i hear so many people talking about it should I buy it?

[tulip gazelle]

Yes

[coarse leaf]

what the hell is a p rank tho all i know is S and below

[fiery burrow]

Its to pray

[carmine island]

Just parry the harpoon coming a million miles an hour aimed at your face

[carmine island]

P is short for perfect

Or pancakes

[coarse leaf]

thats exactly why i never encountered it

[tulip gazelle]

Im paid minimum wage

[fiery burrow]

I usually dodge harpoons

[wind rampart]

I like that option more

[carmine island]

Same

[coarse leaf]

blackmail your boss

[wind rampart]

Well that's why I started doing after getting impaled by one

[tulip gazelle]

Bro how

My job is sit give beer

[carmine island]

I tried but mistimed it lol

[tulip gazelle]

Sit give beer

Or rakija

But you get the gist of it

Bartender

But slow night because boycott

Due to high prices

So only old people here

[coarse leaf]

fake some evidence and blackmail him for it

[tulip gazelle]

Bro im not in financial trouble im 19

[wind rampart]

Naah getting impaled is something we all experienced at least once

[tulip gazelle]

Living with my parents

[coarse leaf]

not for money

[wind rampart]

True serbian

It's about the message

[coarse leaf]

blackmail him for power and to show your dominance

manipulate his status to climb the ranks

[tulip gazelle]

I aint paid enough for that

Theres bartender and owner

[coarse leaf]

rob him

[tulip gazelle]

There are no ranks

[coarse leaf]

you'll find a way

[tulip gazelle]

Theres me and one other guy

[coarse leaf]

kill that guy and sell his organs

[tulip gazelle]

That guy is the boss who isnt in today

[coarse leaf]

find his house

ambush him

[tulip gazelle]

And only 2 hours left in the shift

[carmine island]

Yeah

[tulip gazelle]

So im free soon

[tulip gazelle]

How is this connected to my gf

[coarse leaf]

you'll truly be free when your boss is under your control

[coarse leaf]

trust the process

[tulip gazelle]

Strah me i need fan back

[coarse leaf]

kill your boss

[wheat sail]

Do you have coworkers

[tulip gazelle]

One dude

[wheat sail]

Play poker with them

[tulip gazelle]

Other shift

[wheat sail]

☹️

[tulip gazelle]

1v1 poker

[wheat sail]

It's a thing

[tulip gazelle]

Im just gonna sit on discord for two more hours probs then go home

Just i dont have a car

So 2 am walk it is

[subtle flint]

Take ome

Average life in Balkan though, no?

[tulip gazelle]

This isnt gta

[tulip gazelle]

Kinda

[wheat sail]

I think it's Romania where they steal everything

[subtle flint]

Close as it can be, no?

[tulip gazelle]

Bosnia too

[carmine island]

He used to

Not since the incident

[tulip gazelle]

I got schwarma thrown at me by a dude

Yesterday

Thats gta like

[tulip gazelle]

The incident

[wheat sail]

Noooo not the shwarma

[carmine island]

Schwarma?

[wheat sail]

The middle Eastern burrito

[tulip gazelle]

I bumped into a dude and he threw his schwarma at me

Idk why

He just did

[subtle flint]

Poor schwarma

[tulip gazelle]

The pigeons rats or landmines ate it

Probably

[carmine island]

Eating a rock and someone lightly brushed against me (I have to throw the rock at them)

[tulip gazelle]

Exactly

[serene chasm]

RIP

[tulip gazelle]

Bro sacked 4 dollar schwarma

[carmine island]

Hi curly

[opaque sigil]

"Why am I in prison? So you know how frag grenades look a bit like pineapples?"

[serene chasm]

Hey Muffin!

[tulip gazelle]

Idk is 4 dollars expensive for schwarma

[wheat sail]

Would be cheap in canada

[tulip gazelle]

Yeah but my pay is 500 usd

And average rent 250

[wheat sail]

Yeah you can buy 100 something shwarmas

[tulip gazelle]

You see the problem

[carmine island]

Eating a really good sandwich and someone bumps into me

https://tenor.com/view/point-gun-shoot-bang-bang-crying-scared-gif-15272562

[tulip gazelle]

Nike shoes 200 usd

I mean my family is wealthy

[carmine island]

Had to throw the sandwich at them

[tulip gazelle]

I just work cause i want to work

[violet path]

say what

[tulip gazelle]

But that doesnt change the wage

[tulip gazelle]

Jordans

[violet path]

you can get a good pair of jordans for 110

[tulip gazelle]

1s maybe

Threes or fours

Nah

Like i said wealthy family

So i can spend all my paycheck on clothes and videogames

But still

There are people who live off that wage

[serene chasm]

My cheap ass who wont pay more then 50 for shoes is looking at this convo like you are all crazy

[trim estuary]

17thisBelos

[heady iron]

You should give that money to team cherry so they can make silksong faster

[tulip gazelle]

I may have 11 pairs of doc martens

[opaque sigil]

imagine paying hundreds of dollars for a fashion item you're about to go stick in the mud

[wind rampart]

Last shoes I bought were like 30 bucks so I'm seeing this and crying

[tulip gazelle]

Each pair is like 140 to 150

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/blinking-eyes-white-guy-blinking-meme-what-huh-gif-26334323

[heady iron]

I wish I had that gif of the guy with his new Jordans putting down napkins for each step

[tulip gazelle]

No mine are beat

Wear them a lot

[opaque sigil]

that's gotta be a sketch right

[carmine island]

Ss stands for spendy shoes discussion

[tulip gazelle]

Yes

[heady iron]

I bought some kid nikes cause they were cheaper and my feet are small

[carmine island]

Yeha

Maybe

[heady iron]

I love supporting child labor

[tulip gazelle]

You cant not supprt it

Every brand uses it

[serene chasm]

Thats why I dont wear shoes

[opaque sigil]

global supply chain is fucked no escape

[tulip gazelle]

Your fuckin cereal

Uses it

God i love nestle

[carmine island]

Red panda they don’t make shoes your size

[tulip gazelle]

(Ironic)

[serene chasm]

Ok. that too

[tulip gazelle]

I have very small feet for height

I think

[wind rampart]

My favorite kind of labor

[tulip gazelle]

Im 6 5 but size 12

11

Shoes

[carmine island]

6 5 at the 19???

[wind rampart]

Didnt we get feet to walk? Anything else is a luxuty

[tulip gazelle]

Yes

6 6

In shoes

[carmine island]

Jesus Christ

[heady iron]

Nobody has my size 7s

[tulip gazelle]

Im a foot taller than my gf

[serene chasm]

Why are yo small leprechaun then?

[tulip gazelle]

Cause im ginger

And thats what my friend called me in middle chool

School

[heady iron]

Shoe manufacturers be assuming everybody got gargantuan feet

[ashen skiff]

Wdym?

[heady iron]

I got itty bitty piggies

[tulip gazelle]

I know a 6 6 15 year old

[finite flax]

i am the one who knocks

[ashen skiff]

Future NBA all star

When they go hiking, people think it’s Bigfoot

[tulip gazelle]

Hes playin varsity right now

[ashen skiff]

He’s gonna go far

[tulip gazelle]

Made it from bosnia

To the us

Impressive

[ashen skiff]

Damn, crazy work

[violet path]

I thought 110 was pretty good

[serene chasm]

We will watch his career with great intrest

[heady iron]

He should use his inevitable scholarship to study nuclear physics

[tulip gazelle]

My dad has 400 dollar

[tulip gazelle]

Probably

[heady iron]

I wish I could throw balls good

[austere steeple]

m

[heady iron]

and then get money for it

[tulip gazelle]

Im 6 foot 5 and im nowhere near ad good as him

And im four years older

Fukin talent

I just beat him cause im heavier

[fiery burrow]

Okay powdered

[tulip gazelle]

Fym powdered in this context

[violet path]

Hm

[tulip gazelle]

English third language

[vivid belfry]

this games is going to kill me

[violet path]

Who do you think would win an ss discussion hunger games

[next pier]

me

[shell yacht]

She's calling me old I think

[next pier]

you are old

[shell yacht]

[carmine island]

Powdered is young and hip actually

[shell yacht]

Yeah but I'm not 65

[tulip gazelle]

I think she read 65 instead of 6 foot 5

[heady iron]

I still have my whole life ahead of me

[tulip gazelle]

Im 6 foot five

[next pier]

yeah cause you had written 65 😭

[tulip gazelle]

Im 19

[heady iron]

Skibidi rizzin ohio right kids

[tulip gazelle]

Years old

[violet path]

Jeez unc

Hows retirement

[tulip gazelle]

Fym unc

Have i reached the status

Nah

My brothers 24

I aint reached status yet

[wind rampart]

You have

[violet path]

Bring over 17 is some crazy work

[tulip gazelle]

And litterally no one has entered or exited the bar in 45 minutes

Im confused

Still the same old guys

[tulip gazelle]

I was born 2005

[violet path]

Oh

Wait no

Thats not

Nuh h uh

[tulip gazelle]

5 correction

Im becoming 20

[tulip gazelle]

This year

[craggy cave]

Noone was born after 2010

[tulip gazelle]

Finally something we can agree on

Gen alpha does not exist

Neither does beta

Im gonna fall asleep on the counter

100%

[wheat sail]

Hehehe beta

[long briar]

Based

[violet path]

Ofc people were

Im friends with plenty

[tulip gazelle]

How old are you

Bro

[violet path]

16

2008

[tulip gazelle]

Oh ok

[wind rampart]

Sorry to say this my fellow but your friends don't exist

[tulip gazelle]

Theh are drones

Made by the government

Now it is 1 am i am still at work f my life

[subtle flint]

Is the dough not worth?

[violet path]

Im trying to get a job at the moment

Issue is

[subtle flint]

Is that what you are implying?

[tulip gazelle]

500 usd

[violet path]

I think the uniform is short sleeves and i haaate short sleeves

[subtle flint]

More than nothing

[tulip gazelle]

Ofc

[craggy cave]

You are friends with impossible beings in your head

One does simply not come to life after 2010, that's way too late

[subtle flint]

People born after like 06 or 07 are toddlers

[tulip gazelle]

Long sleeves are cozier

I always wear long sleeves undee my jersey

For bball

And tennis

[subtle flint]

Simply get massive forearms

[violet path]

Oh ya

On it right now

[subtle flint]

Fuck yeaaah

[heady iron]

Crazy how there are schoolchildren born after the death of Harambe

[tulip gazelle]

Crazy that there are school children who were not alive during lebrons 2016 finals rum

[subtle flint]

Crazy how people are born after like 2008

[tulip gazelle]

Like i said my friend is and hes 6 foot 6

[violet path]

Not too 😜

[subtle flint]

Bastard

[tulip gazelle]

I am afraid of the younger generations

[violet path]

Ya what babies haha

[wind rampart]

A month?

[tulip gazelle]

Yes

[violet path]

Class of 2028 is actually quite cool

[subtle flint]

I have a friend thats the same age as me but he was like 7'1 when we were 14

[tulip gazelle]

Dayum

[subtle flint]

Fucking giant

Lithuanian bastard

[tulip gazelle]

Tingus pingus

Mentioned

[subtle flint]

Now he just does drugs and hangs with the lads

My kinda guy tbf

[tulip gazelle]

Is it suprising

Yes

Rent is like 150 to 250 usd

[subtle flint]

Shrimply eat the neighbours

Problem solved

[tulip gazelle]

But i go to high school so im more than happy with it

[violet path]

At 19??

Huh??

[wind rampart]

What does tbf mean?

[tulip gazelle]

To be frank

[tulip gazelle]

Senior year

We have one more year middle school

Than you guys

In bosnia

[wind rampart]

So you go to college at you 20s

That's seems better

[tulip gazelle]

Ye

[tulip gazelle]

And only three years college

[violet path]

Ay caramba

[tulip gazelle]

So we finish same as you

[wind rampart]

What the

That's great

[violet path]

14-15 year olds in with 11 year olds is crazy

[tulip gazelle]

In with 6 year old

We dont have middle school

[violet path]

HUH

I see

[tulip gazelle]

Its all elementary

Nine years

Elementary

[violet path]

I take it there isnt as much school spirit

Or unity i should say

[tulip gazelle]

Nah

[violet path]

I guess there wasnt really for me either until high school

[tulip gazelle]

I mean we had sports competiotons

But nobody really cared

[tulip gazelle]

In high school they care

I play for the bascketball team

Power forward/centre

[violet path]

High bball is our second biggest sport

But hs football dominates

[tulip gazelle]

But cant play right now

Because a car hit me

Broke my leg

[violet path]

WHAT

DANG

[tulip gazelle]

A month ago

[violet path]

Your life be a series of misfortune events homie

[tulip gazelle]

Yeah

I can walk

Barely jog

And cannot dunk anymore

[wind rampart]

But you'll get better right?

[tulip gazelle]

Yeah

[carmine island]

It’s a lost cause

Just amputate it

[shell yacht]

Bro dropping all the crazy lore today

[tulip gazelle]

Yeah

Today is just my life discussion

[tulip gazelle]

Cause im bored at work

This is why you should not let people get bored

[tulip gazelle]

Like another two to three months before being able to run and jump

Almost normally

It wasnt that serius

[wind rampart]

Get yourself a switch or steam deck and play it with strangers at the bar

[tulip gazelle]

Got a seitch already

At home

Good job ari thanks for the info

Moving on

[wind rampart]

Have you got any new clients in the bar yet?

[tulip gazelle]

A few

[heady iron]

Anyway tools

[tulip gazelle]

But average bar age is like 60

I think

[wind rampart]

Oh

[tulip gazelle]

Average age of clients

[wind rampart]

Maybe get a Gameboy then

[tulip gazelle]

Bro these guys dont know what a smartphone is

You overestimate bosnia

[wind rampart]

Fair enough again forgot about Balkan states

[tulip gazelle]

10% of the population is illiterate

[wind rampart]

Damm

[tulip gazelle]

A bit less

[wind rampart]

That's like at least 5 people

[tulip gazelle]

Around that

[violet path]

youre the most interesting new user this place has seen in a minute imo

[woeful matrix]

bro whyd my message get deleted

[wind rampart]

And 5 people is more people than the ones that attended my birthday

[woeful matrix]

mods out to get me 💔

[wind rampart]

So that's a lot

[violet path]

i havent done something for my birthday in forever

[tulip gazelle]

Im just open about my life

[violet path]

last june i had surgery during it

[wind rampart]

Well this isn't reddit so usually mods deletes anythings that's a silkpost

[tulip gazelle]

You guys are probably as interesting

[carmine island]

Can’t go wrong with a ds and a copy of nintendogs

[violet path]

not quite

[violet path]

PEAK

PEAK

[woeful matrix]

true mb i forgotr the no fun allowed rule

[violet path]

PEAK

[wind rampart]

Damm that's sad

[woeful matrix]

same

its not really sad i like spending it with my fam more

[wind rampart]

OH THATS WAHT IM TALKING ABOUT

[violet path]

samesies

i cant deal with hosting anything

ever

[tulip gazelle]

Bro people in bosnia over the age of 60 dont have smartphones

[violet path]

last year my friends all got together and made a card for me though that was nice

[tulip gazelle]

They have fliphones

[woeful matrix]

thats cool

[wind rampart]

Why do you need your host? You can like just go to like McDonald's for a birthday and all you do is get hamburger

[wind rampart]

Damm

Really?

[wind rampart]

That's cute

[tulip gazelle]

Yeah

You guys underestimate third world countries

[wind rampart]

My guy

I'm from Latin America

From the heart of it

[tulip gazelle]

Oh then

[woeful matrix]

do they even make new fliphones

[violet path]

still the pressure is on me

[tulip gazelle]

Similar or worse experience

[tulip gazelle]

No

[wind rampart]

The food is great

[tulip gazelle]

Here too

[wind rampart]

But we don't really got education

[tulip gazelle]

Google cevapi

[wind rampart]

I'll check it out

[tulip gazelle]

We have free uni

So yours is worse

[wind rampart]

Fuck that's great

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/samsung-samsung-galaxy-samsung-galaxy-z-samsung-galaxy-z-flip-samsung-galaxy-z-flip-5-gif-3351811384916325166

[woeful matrix]

same i only lived there for 5 years tho

[tulip gazelle]

You beat me

[heady iron]

Ew samsung

[wind rampart]

You already experienced mostly then, depends on where you live thoug

[shell yacht]

Jngo don't tell me u like crapple

[wind rampart]

But you know we have real futbol

So

[woeful matrix]

i lived in venezuela

[wind rampart]

That's great

[tulip gazelle]

These are cevapi

[wind rampart]

Damm

You have experience the whole package then

[wind rampart]

It seems good

[tulip gazelle]

Us too

[woeful matrix]

so happy me and my family were able to move before it really got to shit

[violet path]

YUMMERS

[wind rampart]

I'll try to check if there are any places that sells them so I can try them out

[tulip gazelle]

In the us

?

[wind rampart]

That's great for you

[wind rampart]

Currently

[tulip gazelle]

Only in saint louis

Probably

Theres 50k bosnians there

[tulip gazelle]

Maybe theres some places

[wind rampart]

Damm

That's a lot

[tulip gazelle]

Teah

[young saffron]

guh gm

[tulip gazelle]

Theres only 2.5 mil in bosnia

[wind rampart]

What

[tulip gazelle]

Thats tbe full population

[wind rampart]

Is bosnia smallM

M

[tulip gazelle]

Yes

[wind rampart]

?

[tulip gazelle]

Small

The capital where i live has 400 k

People

[violet path]

capitol

[wind rampart]

Thats like the same as my country

But mine has like 7 mil people

[tulip gazelle]

Well thats a bit less ghan three times more so

[wind rampart]

Damm never mind my country is 10 times bigger

[tulip gazelle]

Yes i live in sarajevo

[wind rampart]

Is the place niceM

[tulip gazelle]

Very nice

Just google it

[tulip gazelle]

Very

[wind rampart]

What language do yall speak over there

[tulip gazelle]

Bosnian

I spoke it in earlier messages

Pa u bosni se prica bosanski to je jedan jako zanimljiv jezik sa jako kompliciranim pravilima

[wind rampart]

Yeah magic words

[tulip gazelle]

It scares people

When reading it

Its similar to russian

[wind rampart]

There is too many ks

[tulip gazelle]

Practically

[wind rampart]

Comes from the same family?

[tulip gazelle]

Yes

Slavix

Slavic

Languages

[wind rampart]

Oh then it's a family of languages I still haven't touched

[tulip gazelle]

If you speak pnly spanish and english they are gonna be difficult

Cause you have seven noun forms

[tulip gazelle]

And noun genders

[wind rampart]

Like what the

How

[tulip gazelle]

Example
Mačka-female cat
Mačak-male cat

[wind rampart]

What about the sounds

I think that the sounds are the hardest part of a language to learn

[tulip gazelle]

There is no cat- nema mačke

[wind rampart]

Like making them

[tulip gazelle]

Well you have four unique letters

[wind rampart]

I wonder why can't we all speak the old and good Latin

[tulip gazelle]

Č Ċ Đ Dž Ž

[tulip gazelle]

Five actually

[tulip gazelle]

It would be nice

But

Its more fun

With a lot

[wind rampart]

YOU KNOW LATIN?

[tulip gazelle]

A bit

[uncut citrus]

doesnt spanish have that? or are you talking about something else

[tulip gazelle]

Yeah it does

[tulip gazelle]

I plan to study biochemistry

Thats why

A bit

[wind rampart]

So you smart

[tulip gazelle]

Why am i so fascinating to this discord

[wind rampart]

Too

[woeful matrix]

how does latin help with biochemistry

[wind rampart]

And 6 5

[woeful matrix]

well

[wind rampart]

And ginger

Like

[tulip gazelle]

Terminology

[woeful matrix]

not everyone here is

[wind rampart]

Well

If you start explaining your life

[woeful matrix]

so i was born at very young age

[wind rampart]

To a bunch of discord user people are gonna get interest

[wind rampart]

Really?

How young

Cause I was born pretty damm young

[uncut elk]

what a creature

[wind rampart]

I think younger than you

[formal karma]

The weapon is more of a draw for me

[wind rampart]

Silksong mentioned in the ss discussion what's that

[tulip gazelle]

Yes im 6 foot 5 ginger, smart and have a beard at 19

[woeful matrix]

is t hat hornet

[formal karma]

Like what is that- who made it. Why

[wind rampart]

So what you're saying is you're a viking

[tulip gazelle]

Bassically

[wind rampart]

You don't like it?

I find it fascinating

Like the little legs

And the harpoon

[tulip gazelle]

Just no tattoos yet

[wind rampart]

You should

Maybe an hk one

[tulip gazelle]

Definately i would like the mask maker tattooed

Or the pure vessell

Just i would have to move out first

[violet path]

no

dont

do that

[tulip gazelle]

Why not

[wind rampart]

Why not?

[shell yacht]

[formal karma]

That's what I mean- is strange odd- mesmerizing

It's so much more visually interesting than the dude

[tulip gazelle]

Eey

[formal marsh]

i mean i dont see anything wrong with getting a tattoo based on a piece of media you like

[final breach]

Im going to cirque du soleil!!!

[tulip gazelle]

Me neither

[tulip gazelle]

My uncle worked there

[formal marsh]

make sure you're committed to it, though
think it through before getting it

[final breach]

Nice

[tulip gazelle]

During the 90s

[woeful matrix]

i think its dumb to get those because like in a few years what if you just stop liking that stuff

[tulip gazelle]

Even if i do i grew up with it

[wind rampart]

Oh that's great have fun

[tulip gazelle]

So

[formal marsh]

you wouldnt get one of a short fixation, it'd have to be something that marked your life

[shell yacht]

Rip tiktok tattoos b like

[violet path]

i mean

[woeful matrix]

well if it holds a lot of meaning to you then sure

[violet path]

its only delayed 6 months

[wind rampart]

Yes like these designs are peak

Really hope to see the quintuplets aspids

[tulip gazelle]

Like i said just gotta move out first

[violet path]

and once trump realizes that swooping in to "save tiktok" didnt make gen z like him and tiktoks the biggest platform for people to complain about him rn, i dont know how eager he'll be to keep up the charade

[wind rampart]

Well yeah you stop liking stuff all the time but you can't deny the joy you had once

[wind rampart]

Why?

[tulip gazelle]

I would probably get it when i finish uni so 4 years and if this place still exists im posting it

[woeful matrix]

cool

[wind rampart]

I mean yeah people make very stupid tattos

[tulip gazelle]

Muslim mother catholic father

[woeful matrix]

ping me when it happens

[wind rampart]

Well don't want to spoil anything

[tulip gazelle]

Interesting combo i know

[wind rampart]

Really aprecciated you by posting this to make us remember the reason why we are gathered here

[wind rampart]

Like

Crazy interesting

[woeful matrix]

bosnia

[tulip gazelle]

Yeah

[woeful matrix]

huh why the message delete

[tulip gazelle]

Which one

I deleted the parents one

[woeful matrix]

yeah

[final breach]

How have none of my friends heard of it?!?

[tulip gazelle]

My uncle sold tickets there in like 95

[final breach]

You just said that

[wind rampart]

That's crazy

[final breach]

Yea facts

[tulip gazelle]

Ive been its cool

[woeful matrix]

i just learned about this

[final breach]

Yeah but like i cant believe all my frienss have never heard of it

[violet path]

what the hell is you talking about

[final breach]

Its so popular

[tulip gazelle]

Im still confused why you guys find me interesting

[woeful matrix]

cirque de soliel is a circus show thing

right?

[final breach]

Yes

The most popular circus show thing in fact

[tulip gazelle]

And also shift almost over

Free soon

[violet path]

never heard of it

[final breach]

Im gunna crash out

[tulip gazelle]

Its a european thing

[final breach]

Its also in us

US

[woeful matrix]

ig us people dont care for it too much

[wind rampart]

Yes pretty famous in the us

[tulip gazelle]

I saw it in vienna

[woeful matrix]

prob younger people

i bet if i asked a bunch of people at my school they wouldnt know

[final breach]

Thats austria right?

[violet path]

americans dont care about circus

[tulip gazelle]

Yes

[final breach]

Yeah more older people go to it

[tulip gazelle]

America is a circus

[final breach]

Accurate

[wind rampart]

I mean its not that we find you specifically interesting is that you are talking about yourself so we shall hear

[tulip gazelle]

And i am saying that from mine sweeper irl

[woeful matrix]

not crazy to say

[tulip gazelle]

That makes sense

[wind rampart]

But it also helps that you are a viking

[tulip gazelle]

Hahahahahahahahahha

Just a ginger one so (no soul)

[wind rampart]

Well yeah but a lot lost it soul while waiting for silksong so yeah

[tulip gazelle]

Shift over

[wind rampart]

Go to your gf house and wake her up it's only like 2 am over there

[subtle flint]

I love winter

[tulip gazelle]

Me too

[subtle flint]

When i goes super dark at 5 pm

[tulip gazelle]

Hoodies inside

[violet path]

tis over

in floriad

[tulip gazelle]

Super cozy

[subtle flint]

I love having sunlight for like

3 hours

[woeful matrix]

i was loving winter until it was under -3c for 2 weeks straight

[tulip gazelle]

I hate the sun

I got the skin color of mozarella cheese

[woven current]

It's from Canada

[tulip gazelle]

Wait is it

[woeful matrix]

mozzarella cheese for comparison

[tulip gazelle]

Then im uneducated

[woven current]

yep, montreal

[violet path]

eww

[woeful matrix]

damn canada

crazy

[tulip gazelle]

Bassically when i say im white

I mean im white

[subtle flint]

Fucking IMAGINE being ginger

[tulip gazelle]

Protecting my pot of gold

Chasing rainbows

[subtle flint]

Chat, laugh at this guy for being ginger

Its funny cus im also ginger

[tulip gazelle]

Really

[woeful matrix]

🫚

imagine

[subtle flint]

More like a strawverry blonde if you ask me 🚬

[tulip gazelle]

So do you corellate with the mozarella thing

[subtle flint]

Yeah nah, im a bit gingey

[wind rampart]

Wait two gingers this feels.wrong

[subtle flint]

Im not too pale

[tulip gazelle]

Well im brow. With red higlights i would say

[subtle flint]

Im also swedish

Boorinng

[tulip gazelle]

Yeah nah ima read head

[subtle flint]

Wish I was fully finnish instead of 50%

[tulip gazelle]

Pena

Only word i know

Only usedul one

[subtle flint]

I dont speak finnish...

[tulip gazelle]

Ohhh

[woeful matrix]

i have no clue of my genetic %

[subtle flint]

Kallia

Beer

👍

[wind rampart]

We Latinos are of all kind

What the

[woeful matrix]

what does pena fuck mean

[subtle flint]

My mom is as swedish as it gets and my dad is as finnish as it gets

[tulip gazelle]

Im explaining finish to this man

[tulip gazelle]

Pena means fuck

In finnish

[subtle flint]

🧻

[woeful matrix]

im prob a little spanish

[tulip gazelle]

Im prob a bit irish

How else to explain the need to bust into a jig upon hearing an music

And im ginger

My dad isnt ginger my mom isnt ginger

[wind rampart]

Well do you collect gold at the end of a rainbowm

[tulip gazelle]

Neither is my brother

[tulip gazelle]

Yes

[tulip gazelle]

My brother is 5 foot 11

[subtle flint]

Thought this was common knowledge at this point

[tulip gazelle]

Idk how to explain this other than affair or adoptoin

Adoption

[wind rampart]

That all gingers collect gold?

[subtle flint]

Yeah

[tulip gazelle]

By dads 6 foot

My moms 5 foot 6

[wind rampart]

Well at least you know they chose you

[subtle flint]

I am also 6' yippie

[wind rampart]

Like what

[tulip gazelle]

Im 6 foot 6

Thats the issue

[subtle flint]

Goated

[tulip gazelle]

Affair or adoption

Idk which

[subtle flint]

Or both

[tulip gazelle]

HahHabbabahahahhahaha

[subtle flint]

How tall is 6'6 in cm

[tulip gazelle]

6 5 but 6 6 inshoes

[shell yacht]

200(I have no idea)

[tulip gazelle]

2 metre approximately

[subtle flint]

Yh alr

I have a friend who's 152

Funny

[tulip gazelle]

My gf is 166

[tulip gazelle]

Very

[subtle flint]

Tbf I think your name might be a tad bit misleading

[tulip gazelle]

It should be large leprechaun

I know

[wind rampart]

Its a online nickname

You shouldnt be like me that uses a real picture of themselves

[shell yacht]

5 leprechauns in a trenchcoat

[tulip gazelle]

Well possibly

[subtle flint]

True...

[wind rampart]

I knew it there wasn't any way that a ginger was taller than me

[tulip gazelle]

In that situation

[tulip gazelle]

6 and one short one

Hes the brains of the operation

[tulip gazelle]

Why do all gingers call ourselelves strawberry blond

[wind rampart]

I knew it they are all sharing their braincells there is no way a ginger is smarter than me

[misty reef]

they look kinda different

[shell yacht]

Idk where the blonde bit comes from, never heard a redhead say that

[subtle flint]

Uh idrk why I say it

[tulip gazelle]

My best friend is also ginger and shes ginger and says shes strawberry blond

[subtle flint]

In the sun it's way easier to see that I'm ginger

Meanwhile with just lamps it looks blonde

[tulip gazelle]

Probably from ewan mcgregor saying it

[subtle flint]

Didn't even know ewan mcregir had said it

[tulip gazelle]

Yeah

Obi wan kenobi

[tulip gazelle]

In an interview

I am back home from shift

It is two am

[sinful flare]

guys surely its just hair color

[subtle flint]

Time to queue league of legends

[sinful flare]

time to queue league of legends

[tulip gazelle]

Bro

Nah

[wind rampart]

Nooo

[tulip gazelle]

Time to queue siege

[wind rampart]

Don't fall into temptations

[wind rampart]

Nooo

Don't fall into temptations

[tulip gazelle]

I wont

[subtle flint]

I uninstalled league again

[tulip gazelle]

Imma watch a game

[subtle flint]

Got to level 400 and barely played since

[wind rampart]

May this be the last time

[subtle flint]

A couple thousand houes in....

[wind rampart]

Futbol?

[tulip gazelle]

Bball

[rustic ore]

Nooo come back Jungle needs you

[subtle flint]

Nah toplane needs me

Thresh buffs going hard

[tulip gazelle]

Dont play league

[subtle flint]

Im gonna download it again just to run thresh top

[tulip gazelle]

I can feel the girls avoiding you

[wind rampart]

Please if yall play league while waiting for silksong yall won't have any sanity left

[wind rampart]

Ey

I don't play league and the girls still avoid me

[subtle flint]

Im not really waiting for silksong activley

[wind rampart]

Oh

[tulip gazelle]

Wwar taller shoes

[subtle flint]

Just

[tulip gazelle]

Wear

[wind rampart]

Well don't play league anyways

[subtle flint]

Oh sick silksong exists

[shell yacht]

How can you like monster Hunter and League, I can't decide whether to throw you in the wood chipper or not

[warped rock]

play inscryption instead

[wind rampart]

Are you saying that the technique to get girl is to be taller

[wind rampart]

I was thinking of getting it

[tulip gazelle]

Unfortunately

[wind rampart]

Maybe when it's in discount

[tulip gazelle]

Yes

[subtle flint]

What was that monster hunter ish game called

Dauntless?

[wind rampart]

What about getting a personality and being dedicated?

[wind rampart]

Together with ultrakill

[subtle flint]

Think it mightve been that

[wind rampart]

There are like 10

[subtle flint]

[tulip gazelle]

Dauntless has been dead for a hundred years

[subtle flint]

Dauntless was good

And then literal suicide

[shell yacht]

Dauntless looked kinda cool but I never really touched it

[subtle flint]

Well by now theyve ruined the game completely

[wind rampart]

Another one that recommends it?

[tulip gazelle]

Understand my point

?

[subtle flint]

Just saying its an option

[wind rampart]

Yeah I'm pretty sure you're just a great person and you're definitely super charismatic

[shell yacht]

I think they just stopped updating it I don't know if they added anything horrible to it like micro transactions

[subtle flint]

Yeah they did iirc

[tulip gazelle]

I didnt talk to her

[subtle flint]

Like unironically ruined the entire thing

[tulip gazelle]

Main thing