sk-discussion

[livid tree]

isaac fans when their dad leaves but they don't become an epic laser demon

[wheat sail]

divorce papers

[quartz hull]

Especially when i was sold on isaac because i saw so many clips of people with insaane godruns deleting the screen and i get the game and my options is isaac and isaac but with an extra heart

[lone crown]

You know what’s worse?

[wheat sail]

cause you havbe to play through the run and get items they dont start like that..

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

[wheat sail]

boooooo get out

dont wanna see that

[unborn moat]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-sponge-jumpscare-scared-what-gif-6257162990672816180

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[trim estuary]

Hi Andy

[quartz hull]

even then you dont start with half of the items to make those runs possible!

[heady iron]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-yelling-squidward-spongebob-meme-spongebob-gif-gif-25989400

[atomic sparrow]

still on 5 seconds slowmode huh

[livid tree]

isaac fans when they get the item shit fart poo baby

[floral silo]

I mean it was 3 minutes yesterday at some point

[weary tapir]

I was looking at super smash brothers and saw them playing Ridley but when I was sold on the game there was no Ridley on the character select…

[quartz hull]

look at me in the eyes and tell me that unlocking the skeleton character in isaac is a streamlined, well designed unlock condition

[wheat sail]

yeah you get it mostly from the items you find throughout the run

[violet path]

Well they did do this so

[livid tree]

his name is sans

[wheat sail]

the forgortten

[atomic sparrow]

oh it was 10 minutes at some point

[cunning geode]

which smash was it he's only in ultimate

[weary tapir]

Ultimate

[quartz hull]

because you can unlock him by just playing the game

[cunning geode]

and even then you gotta unlock him

[wheat sail]

hes only in ultimate

[floral silo]

I mean it makes sense I guess

[weary tapir]

You can unlock things in Isaac by playing the game

[violet path]

👁️ 👁️ it is

[quartz hull]

half of the isaac enemies have weird specific unlock conditions that force you to stop playing the game and follow an online guide to unlock

[violet path]

https://tenor.com/view/you're-just-bad-bro-vincent-ton-vindooly-you're-not-cutting-it-pal-you're-quite-terrible-gif-11284468536877455037

[wheat sail]

unique unlock conditions aint a new thing

[cunning geode]

try unlocking Reptile in the original mortal kombat

[unborn moat]

Dang, Vexial got skill issued. I wouldn't let that slide

[wheat sail]

and you basically can unlock the enemies by playing the game

[floral silo]

Btw Neekolay, how have you came up with you username coz it sounds like a human name and there is some reason for that I guess

[violet path]

Ya man no video game has ever had unlocks based on going out of your way from the main gameplay

[weary tapir]

Look to La Luna

[wheat sail]

just go for completion marks

[digital junco]

the answer is all video games are badly designed and you shouldn't play them

[wheat sail]

this guy reads books

[quartz hull]

Doesnt make early game isaac any more fun

[weary tapir]

My name is Niko but a girl I went on a date with to homecoming sophomore year of highschool called me “Nikolai” but I liked spelling it with 2 e’s and how it sounded

[weary tapir]

So it stuck

[violet path]

But it is fun

[unborn moat]

The Lore

[heady iron]

holy shit the real niko oneshot

[wheat sail]

nikolai? from tesla??

[violet path]

Way more fun than early game ror2 where to even get an op fun build you have to go out of your way to do some bullshit

[quartz hull]

my point is that early game isaac is just boring since the items do barely anything and the gameplay boils down to "shoot them until they die"

[heady iron]

https://tenor.com/view/oneshot-ballin-gif-8940602852183524649

[weary tapir]

Also I’m aromantic so that was a bit of an issues

[quartz hull]

Literally no? Half of my godruns are because i found a cool item and picked it up

[floral silo]

Ah I see, it just caught my eye because Nikolai is a Russian(and some other nationalities) name

[wheat sail]

ror2 gameplay also boils down to that

all video games boil down to pixels changing colour on yo monitor

[weary tapir]

Part of it also had to do with the black ops zombies character

Who is that

[quartz hull]

No??? because the ror2 survivors have nuance in how you chain their attacks together

[quiet token]

they sold the ror IP before returns and the reason they didn't do any of that is because gearbox publishing literally no longer exists which means they can't push updates due to publishers being the ones to push them on steam

[quartz hull]

isaac has 1 move, ror2 characters have 4 + equipment

[unborn moat]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-hornet-hollow-knight-gif-5503458344524908864

[weary tapir]

Let me get the quote hang on

[quartz hull]

zipping around the map like spider man with loader and landing a punch strong enough to one-shot the final boss is raw dopamine, spamming m1 until an issac boss dies isnt

[violet path]

You say that like ror items arent literally just minor stat percent changes 😭

[wheat sail]

yeah theres also more enemy attack patterns in isaac so theres more nuance in that way

[trim estuary]

WHATing around the map

[wheat sail]

in ror2 you just run away from a big group of enemies and spam abilities at them on cooldown

[violet path]

Turning your shot into a fucking laserbeam is way cooler

[weary tapir]

Don’t make me tap the sign guys

[digital junco]

i dont really like early isaac either 💀 stuffs sposed to be unlocked obviously but it can get p boring before that

[wheat sail]

ciggy shiggy omg

[quartz hull]

Ah yes, minor stat changes such as "All of your attacks explode" and "Fire void missiles on hit when your shield is up"

[weary tapir]

All video games suck and are bad

[quartz hull]

"All of your attacks explode" is a legit ror2 item im not exaggerating that one

[digital junco]

games peaked at tetris

[wheat sail]

yeah well early game is supposed to be relatively calm and not much happening. you start weaker, the enemies and bosses are simpler 🤷‍♂️

[floral silo]

A game pirated forever is later a game now is never, later is forever pirated, the game is never forever until later, later is soon I really hope later is very soon later must come soooooon

[violet path]

Both of those are isaac items

Lets see some ror2 “legendary” quality items

“Reduce skill cooldowns by 25%” THATS SO COOL

[quartz hull]

and "+1 heart" is also a common item

[nimble radish]

hey it's that guy who held hands with tommy tallarico

[weary tapir]

Amen

[wheat sail]

Yeah thats a low quality item ofc the effect is boring

[quartz hull]

it redices diablo strike cooldown, which deals 40,000% damage :)

[weary tapir]

We can’t be fans of roguelikes and diss on Isaac you gotta respect it

[quartz hull]

every item has a synergy (except hunter's harpoon, but even then bad items can be scrapped to get better items)

[wheat sail]

then they say they only like hades or someshit

[digital junco]

yeah it makes complete sense i just dont like it much 💀

[violet path]

Because you get tens of items in one run snd having health is definitely extremely important?

[wheat sail]

then i kill them

[quartz hull]

his point is that ror2 items are boring, ignoring isaac's flood of boring items

[floral silo]

I gotta be honest, that is a statement dreamed up by utterly deranged, considering all the history of roguelike genre

[violet path]

Lemme look at ror2 common items them

“+10% chance to bleed an enemy”

[weary tapir]

Everyone go play “rogue” rn

[wheat sail]

well he pointed out the highest rarity items in ror2 which are hes arguing are still basic af

[quartz hull]

yea, and ror2 gives you 40 items per run

[wheat sail]

comparing it to common isaac items isnt the same

[violet path]

“15% chance to block incoming damage”

[floral silo]

ADOM now

[quartz hull]

stacks infinitely, giving you potentially bleed on every hit

[quartz hull]

also stacks

[unborn moat]

I think I'm going to bed, bye bye Silksongers

[wheat sail]

respetable... actually you dont like what i like so i should kill you

[quartz hull]

your point falls apart when you can just infinitely stack these boring items until you're invincible

or obliterate the map

[quiet token]

we all know the most important part of games is how cool the item description sounds

[quartz hull]

exactly

[violet path]

Thats my point the gameplay of ror2 boils down to just copying mediocre items with a mediocre chance based or small percentage based effect until it does something, i think isaacs gameplay of getting items that can be extremely cool is way cooler

[weary tapir]

Tap the fuck in

[digital junco]

https://tenor.com/view/white-light-death-smiling-died-with-a-smile-final-fantasy_xiv-gif-25336896

[quartz hull]

I was gonna say "Isaac has vague descriptions" but ror2 isnt free of that sin, i call it a draw on that point

[woeful matrix]

hey whats going on

[violet path]

DAWG NONE OF THOSE DESCRIPTIONS SOUND REMOTELY COOL

[wheat sail]

when you accidentally say roguelike instead of roguelite

[floral silo]

Guys you should play hit game asteroids (1979) by Atari it’s really lovely

[quartz hull]

Item descriptions sounding cool is the sole determiner on if an item if good, after all

[digital junco]

team cherry told us ss 2025

[wheat sail]

i should try some traditional roguelikes

[weary tapir]

I’m about to make hornet take hard drugs

[placid ether]

Very rare Alatreon material. These convoluted horns are the finest specimen known to exist.

[wheat sail]

ive had caves of qud for a while

[formal karma]

nope

[weary tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-hornet-gif-19850229

[violet path]

Theres like 170 ror2 items and over 700 isaac items

[quiet token]

ok but is getting 2 of a single item cool like, ever

[nimble radish]

if a rougelite doesn't let you become massively op what's the point

[quartz hull]

My point is that unlike issac theres more to just the game than the items, such as yknow. fighting the enemies

[floral silo]

Guys I’ve heard recently in a research that cocaine causes cancer years down the line, I feel like Hornet and me too maybe should stop taking cocaine, I am really unsure what illicit substance to take instead

[unborn moat]

Get Edino'd 😎

[quartz hull]

even then, ror2 items are busted even when they're just slight stat ups since they stack infinitely

[weary tapir]

If team cherry every does an AMA can we please ask them what lifeblood tastes like

I need to know

[placid ether]

Those who hold this Fatalis great sword are destined to be locked in an eternal struggle with the beast.

[floral silo]

Blueberry

[wheat sail]

the items in isaac also stack and synergize with each other tho

[violet path]

Actually your point was that ror2 items are more interesting and now your pivoting away from that into another point that makes no sense because believe it or not isaac also has enemies

[quartz hull]

on top of that, theres some like runald's and kjaro's bands that cause Ice blasts and fire tornadoes when you deal damage

[unborn moat]

Yes please

[floral silo]

LeBron James reportedly [I haven’t played binging of Isaac so I can’t finish the joke actually]

[quartz hull]

because im addressing the argument you made??

[violet path]

For every cool ror2 item you say i can say an equally cool isaac item

[placid ether]

send me a tierlist of a game i have never played or know shit about and i will make it

[unborn moat]

Subnautica?

[placid ether]

never played

[quartz hull]

that you dont unlock until you're super late into the game because isaac's combat always boils down to shooting 1 thing

[floral silo]

Bijection reference

[unborn moat]

😭

[wheat sail]

how do yall like subnautica 2

[weary tapir]

WAIT FUCK WILDS COMES OUT SOON

[placid ether]

YES

[weary tapir]

OHHHHHHH SHIT

[wheat sail]

i had to club 50 seals and got nothing

[quartz hull]

yea, because the items you're listing arent unlocked until you've played the game a ton

[violet path]

Because a game is more interesting when you progress over time rather than just being the same thing from install to 200 hours in believe it or not

[wheat sail]

maybe one day when theres a sale 🥹

[floral silo]

What wilds?

[quartz hull]

risk of rain 2's ice and fire bands can be obtained stage 2

[weary tapir]

Monster Hunter

[fiery burrow]

LFG

[wheat sail]

Canadian L

[placid ether]

do you own a system to play it?

[unborn moat]

Still crazy to think that we already have a release date for Subnautica 2, but not for Silksong

[weary tapir]

HOLY

I gotta buy it soon..

[woeful matrix]

2025 and we still canadain

[wheat sail]

USA take us over for one day so we have a better currency

[quartz hull]

almost as if the hook of a game is important and if the beginning is boring im not gonna play it because i dont wanna sit thru the slog of boring early game items to get the better ones

[quiet token]

i've got 100% in both games and that statement applies more to isaac than you think

[fiery burrow]

Got absolutely destroyed by Super Mario Bro 3 I think I'm terrible at video games

[unborn moat]

https://tenor.com/view/comfort-hug-im-here-for-gif-20502505

[quartz hull]

ror2 gives you bandit early game so you can have actually interesting runs (Huntress is also good, but her base R ability kinda stinks)

[sinful flare]

at least it has extended descriptions that actually tell you something

[floral silo]

As a Kazakhstan steam account owner I firmly believe that Kazakh Tenge is superior currency (games are also way cheaper)

[fiery burrow]

Commando is pretty alright

[lone crown]

My brain is rotted

[weary tapir]

The good ending

[wheat sail]

kazakstan greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls

[fiery burrow]

Jack of all trades proc machine character

[violet path]

The total number of items in ror2 is only 2x the number of items in isaac repentance on install, but by playing the game you unlock up to 6x the amount of total ror2 items

[quartz hull]

Yea, both have vague descriptions sometimes. Ror2 is better on average but "His music is electric" isnt a good description so i'll take the L on that argument

[sinful flare]

i think you should delete this video

[weary tapir]

BRASIL NUMERO UNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

[violet path]

In regular rebirth you start with most of the items but the dlcs just add items as unlocks so when a player gets the dlc they actually have stuff to work towards

[quartz hull]

So you're saying isaac is just the one piece of roguelikes

[fiery burrow]

Well you can always check the logbook

[unborn moat]

Italy better (I'm lying)

[sinful flare]

i mean no you can actually see what each every single item does in detail in logbook or even now in inventory by holding tab and clicking on them with the new update

[livid tree]

and yet both games completely suck

[violet path]

-_-

[floral silo]

No hablo espanol

[fiery burrow]

ROR2 is specific its just that some of the item descriptions are flat out wrong

[violet path]

Someone else do this my patience is gone

[sinful flare]

toast i think you should hop on risk of rain returns

[quartz hull]

"Trust me bro it gets better after run 3745"

[wheat sail]

isaac is more like the lord of the rings of roguelikes

[woeful matrix]

tboi is the one piece of rougelikes because its mid

[violet path]

Ya man thats definitely what im saying

[wheat sail]

whoa whoa whoa

[quartz hull]

literally what you are tho

[sinful flare]

kirb hop on terroguelike

[wheat sail]

i deleted it

[sinful flare]

no you didnt smh

[weary tapir]

Hop on realm royale

[wheat sail]

whatever you say

[weary tapir]

Hop on darkRP

[fiery burrow]

Didn't know Portal 2 read PDFs dang

[quiet token]

the fact that every single item can stack and synergize with eachother is kinda the entire point and design philosophy of ror by necessity this discussion is really dumb i think

[weary tapir]

We’re gonna get a money printer buy guns and RDM

[fiery burrow]

Didn't know xlaunch did that either

[woeful matrix]

bro yeah why is it an option it always gives me it

[sinful flare]

try it

[wheat sail]

no, whenever i get a duplicate it destroys it

[nimble radish]

what is it about portal 2 that makes the computer think that

[quartz hull]

Listen, theres a big difference between "Shoot this tear until they die" and Loader using spider man grappling to cross the map in 5 seconds and her charged punch dealing damage based on her momentum

[wheat sail]

Use spiderman grappling to cross map until they die

[quartz hull]

and using that to potentially one-shot bosses

[nimble radish]

maybe it's the community chambers, like the ones you can download from the workshop

[wheat sail]

tomato tomato

[fiery burrow]

RIP

[weary tapir]

This doesn’t work at all over text

[sinful flare]

that sucks

[quartz hull]

she has no fall damage and one of the highest base defences, skill issue

[woeful matrix]

for me it just opens portal 2

[sinful flare]

you should give it a negative review

[nimble radish]

I don't care

[wheat sail]

they as in the enemies

[leaden delta]

are we talking about ror 2 being unbalanced

lategame

[wheat sail]

works for me

[quiet token]

yeah all the arguments outside of the actual items apply like 100% to both games

[sinful flare]

depending on what you mean by lategame

[quartz hull]

If you're constantly dying with the highest base health survivor with one of the highest defences in the game, thats on you

[weary tapir]

I haven’t showered since last year!

[leaden delta]

like yea thats the point its just like isaac u minmax the fuck out of them and you annihilate everything and its fucking awesome

[sinful flare]

of course past the 2nd or 3rd loop its incredibly easy and unbalanced

[woeful matrix]

i love ror2 because theres no limit to the abilites its just min maxxing

[wheat sail]

i didnt say i was the one dying

[quartz hull]

Guys 2 more showers till 2026

[leaden delta]

my gf loves minmaxing sm

[wheat sail]

i like my rain drizzly

[sinful flare]

nvm im never getting a clarification gg

[digital junco]

https://tenor.com/view/stinky-smelly-gross-smell-bad-smell-body-odor-gif-3521920713570686607

[quartz hull]

looping is kinda hit or miss in ror2 if i had to criticize that

[sinful flare]

looping past that is just you going for pure power imo

[quartz hull]

since you can both wipe out the map and also everything one-shots you

[leaden kernel]

ew

[sinful flare]

actually yeah

[woeful matrix]

its not about being unbalanced tho its just how much bullshit can you make ur run be\

[quartz hull]

Honestly even tho im god's strongest ror2 fan i am not free from the sin that is whatever the fuck Voidling is supposed to be

[wheat sail]

beetle queen is the most bs boss

[woeful matrix]

fuck voidling man if you dont loop like 2 times hes basically impossible
too much health

[quartz hull]

beetle queen watching my diablo strike land

(guaranteed one-shot stage 1)

[wheat sail]

i rather get hit by jelly fish blast irl than fight beetle queen

[quartz hull]

tbf you also have to pick diablo strike which has its own issues

[fiery burrow]

[quiet token]

yeah going 88 stages straight of epilepsy and waiting on a teleporter is very very very very dull

[sinful flare]

good........ yes...............

[quiet token]

speaking from experience :3

[quartz hull]

then go fight the boss why are you looping that much
Also there is an item that speeds up teleporter charging tbf

but yea looping past loop 3 is boring

[woeful matrix]

this why i play modded ror2 loops are never boring

[quartz hull]

once you get into the stage 10-15 range it gets bleh

[quiet token]

i was on a mission

to get captain tc-280

[full rune]

hello, i am banning all of you
i will unban you if you pay me and then shout me out and call me the good guy

[woeful matrix]

how inspirational

[quiet token]

https://tenor.com/view/isat-in-stars-and-time-loop-plushie-crush-it-gif-13996910922592778692

[formal marsh]

this is just like what nintendo did to team cherry

[quartz hull]

One of my friends keeps shilling ISaT, do you reccomend?

[runic atlas]

Good thing I only entered the chat after you sent this

"oh boy, I sure wouldn't want to be that guy!"

[quiet token]

YES

my favorite game i played in 2024

[quartz hull]

she describes it like god's gift to indie gaming

[woeful matrix]

whats isat

[quartz hull]

in stars and time

[quiet token]

in stars and time

[woeful matrix]

never heard of it

[quartz hull]

im kinda eh on rpgs but it sounds interesting

[quiet token]

it's underrated as hell

[quartz hull]

iirc the main character is in a time loop and he slowly goes insane

cool premise for an rpg

[wheat sail]

good boy

[quiet token]

go for it imo

[quartz hull]

im probably gonna get it and lisa the painful soomewhat soon

[weary tapir]

I’m real. I’m real. I’m really really real

[wheat sail]

lisa is a undertale rip off

[runic atlas]

We all know kirbstar is Zal's alt

[weary tapir]

I’m real. I’m real. I’m really really real

[unborn moat]

False, you are just part of my imagination

[quiet token]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-12198388917433403789

[quartz hull]

Outer Wilds watching me get 2 more games in my steam library (I'll totally install it one day trust me)

[wheat sail]

nobody knows that

Outer Monster Wilds?

[weary tapir]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5d8yMIlqJH78lwOUP7T3oF?si=wZ3hg4xbStO96Wjo50nm-g&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A37i9dQZF1EVHGWrwldPRtj

NO EMBED!??

[wheat sail]

also you see the outer wilds 2 announcement?

[weary tapir]

Fuck me!!

[wheat sail]

spotify embeds 🫃

[weary tapir]

Why didn’t it embed!

[runic atlas]

I wish

[woeful matrix]

why we linking to the most mid song on gkmc

[unborn moat]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[wheat sail]

you wish? you can view it now

[weary tapir]

Blame Spotify!

This!!

[wheat sail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR-KAldshAE

[weary tapir]

It’s this song!!

[wheat sail]

Yes it is!

[weary tapir]

WE ARE THE WARRIORS

[digital junco]

kung fu kenny

[woeful matrix]

the song is good but the chorus fucking ruins it

[sinful flare]

o the missiouri everybody wants to be my enemieur o oh

[wheat sail]

nah it gave me chills and makes me play like faker

[weary tapir]

Faker!?

[wheat sail]

growing up is realizing faker isnt actually that good

[weary tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/poro-twerk-gif-15833376

[wheat sail]

everyone else just is bad

[lone crown]

[woeful matrix]

whats faker

[unborn moat]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-faker-hedgehog-gif-26055337

[quartz hull]

league of lege-

[wheat sail]

the gamertag of the best league of legen player!!

[woeful matrix]

2025 and we talking about lol

[wheat sail]

in korea he gets treated as a celebrity and most of his fans are girls they are like a boy group

[quartz hull]

there goes hawaii oh there goes hawaii

[wheat sail]

KAWAII

[unborn moat]

Hey, I know this reference!

[lone crown]

theretherethere goes hawaii, oh there goes hawaii, the island is gone.

[sly scaffold]

the fake account fucking broke the daily silksong news guy 😭

[wheat sail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAoUWQZ6dws

[woeful matrix]

context?

[wheat sail]

lets watch together

[lone crown]

Is it going to be just silence

[quartz hull]

I dont think ive seen a single happy league of legends players. Ive met two and when i ask about it they phrase it like its a drug addiction

[sly scaffold]

fake silksong announcement yesterday

[wheat sail]

no its the epic music and reactions

[formal karma]

i THINK an account called Team Cherry put out a release date trailer rick roll

[woeful matrix]

oh the fake release trailer thing

[lone crown]

It wasnt a fake silksong announcement cause it wasnt trying to be an announcement

[sly scaffold]

I mean, from what I remember the game is BUILT to be addicting, especially in the sound design

[hazy dragon]

Yeah there was a fake TC account that put out a fake trailer that became a Rick Roll, and that account has done so multiple times in the past

[lone crown]

Unless you mean the rickroll

[quartz hull]

Chat, what is a game you love to death but know you absolutely CANNOT defend it from the slander it gets

[serene chasm]

Maybe it was really Team Cherry trying to tell us the will never give us up

or let us down

[wheat sail]

Hollow knight silksong release date trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCtDZXy5ZGk

[unborn moat]

Are there really that many people that think that Team Cherry would shadowdrop an important announcement in the first place?

[lone crown]

February was always our month

Just you wait

[opaque sigil]

that's not remotely implausible

[lone crown]

The February prophecy is real

[wheat sail]

They must have an announcement for the announcement

[woeful matrix]

we will get something not relating to ss news on hks 8th birthday trust

[digital junco]

https://tenor.com/view/cahara-fear-and-hunger-crowmauler-terrifying-presence-gif-11660160882700055465

[quartz hull]

just watched the video, he sounds like he's on the verge of tears 😭

[lone crown]

They unironically did this when revealing silksong. It’s not unlikely

The “ready your needle!” post

[quartz hull]

is that fear and hunger? i've heard people talking about it a bunch

[nimble radish]

I would blame fool for all fake silksong videos baselessly

[digital junco]

yeah it is

[violet path]

guess whos back

[digital junco]

i love fear and hunger but i'll never stand up for it cuz i hate fear and hunger

[uncut flint]

im gonna crash out everybody

[woeful matrix]

cold

[uncut flint]

my computer is tweaking out

[hazy dragon]

I haven't posted in this server in over 4 years but I'm here to say that the correct answer is Sonic Adventure 2

[autumn lark]

I think everyone who likes fear and hunger hates it a little

[quartz hull]

real, some of the characters look cool but ive heard it gets kinda ass at some pointsd

[uncut flint]

why is it struggling to open SETTINGS.

[unborn moat]

It's so over 😔

[quartz hull]

Remember when sonic fans were freaking out over sonic x shadow because they released an actually good sonic game and they didnt know what to do 😭

[woeful matrix]

whats ur specs

[leaden delta]

ok question for ranking

[unborn moat]

I was Sonic fans

[uncut flint]

not amazing by any means, it just hasn't done this before

[leaden delta]

do we rank dead cells (release) or dead cells (current)

[hazy dragon]

I still am Sonic fans

[wheat sail]

like the ship?

[uncut flint]

like i opened task manager too and tehre were multiple applications ive never seen ebfore

[nimble radish]

the game is called what

[quartz hull]

frontiers looks kinda eh but has a BANGER ost

[woeful matrix]

virus?

[lone crown]

Current. Current is the final version, release had literally nothing

[quartz hull]

they actually called the game sonic x shadows i am not making this up

[woven current]

I don't really love it but Arkham Knight

[uncut flint]

no idea how 😭 I only do school work. haven't clicked on anything

[unborn moat]

True. What do you think of the Final Horizons update?

[fiery burrow]

Rain World

[uncut flint]

but I kind of thought abt that

[quartz hull]

Why would people defend the jonkler? is he stupid?

[fiery burrow]

Also Hollow Knight

[quartz hull]

to be honest??? havent played but i listen to the songs constantly

[woven current]

I really like AK but it does suck in some parts

[quartz hull]

im not wholeheartedly judging frontiers since i literally cant

[unborn moat]

That's good enough for me

[uncut flint]

I also didnt' get on yesterday, so whatever

[quartz hull]

i remember undefeatable got me thru some of the sekiro gauntlets

[hazy dragon]

Also Sonic Unleashed is a massive banger with understandable criticism

[unborn moat]

As someone who played it, it wasn't anything crazy, but definitely a step in the right direction, and Shadow Generations is the proof

[quartz hull]

There are two types of fanbases waiting for new pieces of media: Arkham fans and silksong fans

[violet path]

Back again

[unborn moat]

Who is crazier though?

[violet path]

And frank fans

[quartz hull]

Maybe we were the ones being Jonkled all along...

[austere frigate]

Shadow generations was the first good sega developed sonic game since sonic generations and it might be better than sonic generations

[sly scaffold]

absolute depression

[austere frigate]

I didn’t care for frontiers though

[unborn moat]

In my opinion IT IS better than Generations, and by a long mile too

[quiet token]

...mario party 9

[hazy dragon]

I feel like Frontiers just kind of happened

[violet path]

https://tenor.com/view/godfather-family-guy-i-did-not-care-conversation-gif-19568330

[woven current]

They are very impatiently waiting for Arkham World

[quartz hull]

Yea, S tier OST and boss design but from what ive seen the boss fights are the highlights and it kinda dips during the exploration

[austere frigate]

Peter spittin with this one

[quiet token]

the minigames were PEAK tho just sayin

[hazy dragon]

Frontiers released, and it just... happened. Sage got a big fanbase but that's about the lasting impact it had

[unborn moat]

Exactly, that's the game

[leaden delta]

i know its not a game but i wouldve said fnaf but that shit is not slander

[wheat sail]

hope they remove sonic from smash bros if they dont change that moveset

[quartz hull]

eh, fnaf security breach certainly is

[austere frigate]

The titan fights were fun and the first 2/3 of the story were decent but that’s all I really have to say about frontiers

[quartz hull]

what rushing development does to a game

[fiery burrow]

security breach

[wheat sail]

cause the publishers know the devs suck so they didndt bother

[pliant torrent]

BASED, league will be better without him

[quartz hull]

You know you messed up with security breach when the time markiplier played it he actually started bursting out laughing during a chase scene

[unborn moat]

The only thing that was breached in that game was the fucking code

[wheat sail]

didnt markiplier get cancelled

[violet path]

Persona

[wheat sail]

cant enjoy his bite of 87 memes now !

[quartz hull]

also for my answer for this is solidly Guilty Gear

[marsh ibex]

get home

AC broken

[quartz hull]

honestly, fair enough

[sinful flare]

i am home

ac needs fixing? ok

[unborn moat]

Wait, isn't Persona largely appreciated?

[austere frigate]

I feel like I’m only into fnaf cause of sunk cost fallacy. Like the story got ridiculous a long time ago, the games aren’t really scary and they’ve released in dubious states

[marsh ibex]

I get home after work and my ac is broken

[violet path]

In florida is painful

[violet path]

Not here

[quartz hull]

The characters are so cool and the OST is peak but god what were they COOKING with season 4??

[marsh ibex]

say you’re a persona fan and get jumped

[austere frigate]

Yeah persona is great, there’s a couple problematic things in 5 but otherwise it’s great

[violet path]

Tbf persona has a my hero level dogshit fanbase

[quiet token]

🫵

[unborn moat]

My friends are Persona fans, should I be worried for them?

[marsh ibex]

we’re beefing now

[quartz hull]

the balancing team for guilty gear unironically buffed the high-tier characters and nerfed the worst character in the game twice 😭 I hate being a ggst fan sometimes

[marsh ibex]

Yea.

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/bin-can-can-dancing-trash-gif-18176457

[violet path]

Are they fans of persona or persona fans

[wheat sail]

the new dynasty warriors actually looks sick

[marsh ibex]

Kingdom Hearts

[wheat sail]

but so expensive

someone fund me

[unborn moat]

What's the difference? 😨

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mickey-mouse-kingdom-hearts-king-mickey-mickey-mouse-kingdom-hearts-door-to-darkness-gif-23572040

[austere frigate]

Yeah this one I feel, persona I think is largely defensible but kh I’m almost reluctant to be a fan of

[violet path]

Are they members of the fanbase or just people who really enjoyed and appreciate the game

[unborn moat]

Fuck, I've trash canned, my life is so over 😔

[quartz hull]

Kingdom hearts has been so strange from my POV because ive never played any of em but every 2 years or so another remake pops into existance and im just wondering how many installments are in this game

[wheat sail]

I am joker irl

[unborn moat]

The second one

[violet path]

Its like “are you a band kid or a kid in band”

[violet path]

Theyre awesome people then

[unborn moat]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-ia-joker-ai-joker-edit-joker-coringa-ai-gif-12770190812815115009

[wheat sail]

errrm persona jooker

[unborn moat]

Sorry I'm dumb

[quartz hull]

also the concept of disney characters and sephiroth (i think? pretty sure he shows up in this franchise iirc) co-existing in the same franchise is pretty funny ngl

[unborn moat]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-persona-5-gif-7156099863849143410

[wheat sail]

omg is that the smash bros victory screen

[quartz hull]

ive also never really been a disney fan so kingdom hearts didnt stick out to me a ton

[formal marsh]

yeah im sure they posted a blogpost last june

[violet path]

I love disney but dont know where to start really with kingdom hearts

[austere frigate]

The first one

[violet path]

If it had hatsune miku or joker from persona id play it

[wheat sail]

Team cherry defenders be like: they dont owe you anything

[sinful flare]

what if i sleep with two eyes open? what are you gonna do?

[wheat sail]

in reality they do

[marsh ibex]

the…first game?

[atomic sparrow]

true.

[marsh ibex]

what kind of question is this

[unborn moat]

I honestly always found it cool as a kid, now I don't care about it though

[quartz hull]

Kingdom hearts fans when kingdom hearts 24.75 remastered ultra deluxe HD edition drops (how many godforsaken installments are in this franchise??)

[nimble radish]

just look at the numbers on the box, play them in that order

[wheat sail]

Kingdom hearts 3 is the definitive KH

YOu should only play that

[violet path]

Is it dated

[marsh ibex]

it’s not that complicated

[violet path]

Not a big fan of dated games

[austere frigate]

You can skip a couple of them, ain’t nobody saying recoded is super plot relevant

[fiery burrow]

There are a ton of franchises where the first game sucks though. Chief among them being Mario and Zelda

[violet path]

Or like dated 3d games that is

[marsh ibex]

and hollow knight

[violet path]

Love pixel art no matter where its from

[wheat sail]

erm super mario bros is wicked

[fiery burrow]

shrew

[quartz hull]

tbf one of my friends likes kingdom hearts and apparently the quality is very 50/50 between mid and absolute cinema between installments

[nimble radish]

so glad saying shrew has caught on

[carmine island]

Shrew

[marsh ibex]

KH does not have that many remakes it has like 5
3 if you don’t count the final mixes iirc

[austere frigate]

I don’t count the final mixes really since they mostly replace the original releases entirely

[marsh ibex]

yeah

[quartz hull]

most of the game franchises i play dont even have 5 installments

[marsh ibex]

it’s what
re:chain of memories
re:coded
i forgot the last one

[fiery burrow]

Guh

[unborn moat]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-shia-labeouf-gif-13850201

[austere frigate]

Unless you count the remastered cutscene collection of 358 as one that might be it

[quartz hull]

pluh

[wheat sail]

re: to who

[unborn moat]

https://tenor.com/view/agustdgaf-crowd-cheering-gif-9745677813629958610

[marsh ibex]

oh I was counting dream drop that’s why my numbers were off

[austere frigate]

Oh wait dream drop

Gotcha yeah

[marsh ibex]

basically the remakes/final mixes only exist to get all the games on a single console imo

because without them to experience the entire dark seeker saga you’d need a 3ds and a gba

[austere frigate]

I’m ngl I didn’t actually finish recom when I was playing them all, shit was not fun so I just read up on what happened

[unborn moat]

Chat, how the fuck is the Kingdom Hearts protagonist able to fight Sephiroth?

[marsh ibex]

oh yeah coded too you’d need a mobile phone that wouldn’t be able to run a discontinued game

[marsh ibex]

oh
he’s just stronger

[austere frigate]

I can excuse union x being a mobile game cause it’s largely supplemental story and lore that doesn’t have all that much relevance to the main story with sora (minus that one moment in 3 but even then I think it’s pretty easy to understand without it) but I will never understand why xehanorts honestly really damn good backstory was relegated to a mobile game

[marsh ibex]

because nomura fucking hates us

[torpid nova]

To me its not only the worst of the three but a mediocre game overall

[violet path]

Re: fantazio

[austere frigate]

Real

[unborn moat]

Not the mobile game banishment 😭

[marsh ibex]

it’s also funny because union x is becoming more and more relevant

like

there’s a moment in kh3 which is only hype if you know union cross

and the foretellers are gonna be relevant in the next games

also just has random shit like vanitas is actually a primordial darkness now

ventus being in ux at all is confusing as hell

[unborn moat]

The last gameplay I saw from KH was from 2012/2014. It seems like that I missed a fuck ton of stuff 💀

[marsh ibex]

ux actually fucking explained why maleficent came back in 2

why??? Screw you that’s why

[quartz hull]

jesus christ man

[austere frigate]

They somewhat softened the blow with x backcover which did cover the foretellers and MoM

[marsh ibex]

t

thirteen?

[austere frigate]

Uh oh

[quartz hull]

according to google yea

[marsh ibex]

I can’t take it anymore

[unborn moat]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-shocked-blue-emoji-emoji-blumoji-gif-15892774813361256198

[quartz hull]

what is mickey even doing at this point??

[austere frigate]

Nomura you bastard

[marsh ibex]

do you want a clip of mickey doing something

[unborn moat]

Counting his money, dollar by dollar, cent by cent

[austere frigate]

Is it that one clip that’s maybe the best scene in the series

[quartz hull]

yea, after like 5 installments are they just fighting the damn tree house??

[marsh ibex]

yeah

[quartz hull]

sure, why not

[formal marsh]

i just read the edge article on silksong
that was a great read

[marsh ibex]

https://youtu.be/pLtNS6oNfeg?si=RtE4s0tbIvrHWK_p
just ignore the title it’s bullshit

[austere frigate]

|| https://youtu.be/NjcPItRt1Zw?si=Zg99kiUhcCVhHyRN|| 2 minutes in

[marsh ibex]

this was also hilarious

[austere frigate]

Oh we meant different things lmao

[marsh ibex]

say fellas

I meant great as in epic

[unborn moat]

Why can't I feel my pinkie, the fuck?

[austere frigate]

But yeah that was good too

[marsh ibex]

You meant great as in funny as fuck

kh has some of the funniest clips

“They’ll pay for this.”

[austere frigate]

“Sora! It’s sephiroth!”

[frosty light]

i thought it said he "becomes kingdom hearts" which was especially confusing

[marsh ibex]

Let it Go but it randomly cuts to sora and the gang fucking walking in snow

[austere frigate]

I can’t fucking believe that’s how they did frozen

[weary tapir]

What’s everyone having for dinner

[marsh ibex]

Children

[weary tapir]

I see

[lone crown]

Water

[weary tapir]

I’m having homemade spaghetti and meatballs

[lone crown]

And not store-bought spaghetti and meatballs?

L

[weary tapir]

We made the sauce from scratch

And the meatballs

[lone crown]

You own cows????

[weary tapir]

We don’t have a pasta roller

[marsh ibex]

Stop talking about yourself like that

[weary tapir]

Damnnnnn

[quartz hull]

Ok that goes hard ngl

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-gif-12253442062695531197

[quartz hull]

kingdom hearts is always so funny since when i see clips its half disney characters half anime characters with a wildly different character design

[marsh ibex]

there’s also donald’s zettaflare

[quartz hull]

like its cartoon characters and then John Anime

[austere frigate]

Holy shit yeah

[lone crown]

“Did somebody mention the door to darkness?”

[marsh ibex]

Where donald randomly summons magic on a higher tier than even the strongest summons and uses it to nuke a villain in kh3

[austere frigate]

Actually a unironically banger scene while also being completely ridiculous. Wym Donald cast a more powerful flare than safer sephiroth lmao

[marsh ibex]

like they’ve used zettaflare in ff related stuff to extinguish dimensions

and donald just

whips it out

[austere frigate]

I think it was bravely default, I don’t believe any ff villain has been powerful enough to cast zettaflare though I could be wrong

[marsh ibex]

he doesn’t even actually die from that he gets extremely exhausted

[leaden delta]

that shit is not slander that is a truth

[marsh ibex]

kingdom hearts is so stupid

[austere frigate]

Or wait maybe in the arr intro in 14, but yeah it’s stupid and hilarious

And also weirdly hype

[unborn moat]

I genuinely liked this, the fuck?

[quartz hull]

Imo security breach would've been better if they scaled the project way back, it was wayyyyyy too ambitious for an indie team of that size

[wheat sail]

when sora was the last character in smash 😔

[marsh ibex]

I was so happy man

[quartz hull]

should've been hornet

[marsh ibex]

I was campaigning sora smash for years

and to learn disney actually wasn’t the issue

It was fucking nomura

[lone crown]

The sora reveal was genuinely goated

[marsh ibex]

why?

because he needed to make it canon to KH

[austere frigate]

Yeah kh walks a line between silliness and genuinely emotional and hype moments so well sometimes it feels like it shouldn’t be possible

[cyan crown]

I'm a little sad sora was added once I fell out of smash

[marsh ibex]

he’s genuinely insane idk whats with him

[lone crown]

Smash ultimate doesnt even feel real still. All the major requests got in

[wheat sail]

smash 6 for switch 2

[wheat sail]

so smash is canon to kh now?

[quartz hull]

Me watching smash 6 reveal Hornet and her final smash be the silksong release date (absolute cinema)

[wheat sail]

and yeah nomura hates fun

[austere frigate]

He wanted to and so he couldn’t just add him

[marsh ibex]

Probably idfk

[austere frigate]

There’s probably gonna be some line about how on his way to quadratum he ended up somewhere else briefly in 4

[wheat sail]

the purest copium

[quartz hull]

I wonder how kh powerscaling works with smash. Can Donald duck obliterate ridley??

also that means kh and minecraft are in the same universe

[marsh ibex]

“That was the weirdest fight I’ve ever been in! There was a giant blue rat and Sephiroth was there, too!”

[marsh ibex]

donald duck could erase the metroid universe

[unborn moat]

Excuse me, did he die from a rock? 💀

[marsh ibex]

he doesn’t that’s the funniest part

The game genuinely tries to convince you they killed him off

[unborn moat]

That's so fucking funny

[quartz hull]

10 minute long realistic death sequence and funeral for Goofy

[austere frigate]

It’s silly but it’s also fun to rip through heartless in a seeming bout of avenging goofy while vim and vigor plays

[unborn moat]

The "can he beat Goku though kid" entering in chat:

[marsh ibex]

you literally lose access to valor form and it shows him getting unequipped from the party and he’s just knocked out

[marsh ibex]

like tbf after donald whips that out he’s unconscious but it’s still insane

[weary tapir]

Kingdom hearts lore is fucking hilarious bc how do we even justify any of this

[violet path]

I heard youre pretty strong

[austere frigate]

https://youtu.be/LMzfX88ZmTw?si=vMYwLq0mKUsgNF7y

[quartz hull]

Kingdom hearts fans looking you dead in the eye and telling you Donald Duck solos goku

[marsh ibex]

The guy he hits it with goes into the KH death float thing so its implied he fucking dies

[austere frigate]

Donald kills a man

Actually incinerates

[heady iron]

Ain’t Sephiroth the one who’s supposed to be the dark part of Cloud’s heart

[unborn moat]

Yeah, I definitely missed a lot, to be fair, I didn't watch any content related to KH for more than 10 years

[wheat sail]

ZWE'A FLAYME

[nimble radish]

I think most cartoon animals can beat goku

[quartz hull]

WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS GAME?????

[violet path]

Uh spoilers

[austere frigate]

It’s not accurate to ff7 if that’s what you’re worried about

[marsh ibex]

The funniest part is that goofy and mickey both react so either he fucking did this before or they’re well aware of how temporarily strong donald can get

[frosty light]

WHAT

[quartz hull]

yea donald actually just killed a man in cold blood

[frosty light]

what tf is up in kingdom hearts

[quartz hull]

thats what im sayin!

[austere frigate]

Yeah goofy says “DONALD DONT”

[lone crown]

Holy shit Donald Duck is cracked

[frosty light]

smash brothers is a real thing somewhere now???

[marsh ibex]

like holy shit who were they beefing with before?!!

[quartz hull]

Omni-man watching as lore-accurate donald duck shows up (he's beyond cooked)

also since disney owns the IP donald duck vs. bill cipher could theoretically happe in the next kingdom hearts

[violet path]

Oh ok

[unborn moat]

Wtffffff

[sinful flare]

the sky

[marsh ibex]

and sora’s unironically stronger than donald but all the time bro

[marsh ibex]

“Power of friendship” he literally revived from the dead

[lone crown]

Donald Duck solos 99% of all characters in all verses present in smash

[austere frigate]

I think power scaling kh would just be impossible lmao

[heady iron]

Goku: Did we defeat Sora?
Saitama: No that was Donald

[marsh ibex]

and then no sells an attack from the strongest weapon in the verse

Just with friendship

It’s such bullshit

[unborn moat]

💀

[quartz hull]

ok but actually bill cipher boss would kinda go crazy

idk the logistics about how that would work but like

it'd be cool

[marsh ibex]

the best part is that in almost every game sora canonically gets his powers reset

And every time he comes back stronger

[austere frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/one-peak-one-piece-one-piece-cry-its-so-peak-gif-13413926760013023520

[austere frigate]

At the same time though

[unborn moat]

Simple, just make Bill Cipher come out of nowhere because yes

[sinful flare]

bill cipher has enough defined aspects for him to be a scary superboss type shit but also not enough for there to be defined attacks as unfortunate as it is but itd be cool

[lone crown]

These are old, there are existing crossovers by this point

[sinful flare]

create a legally distinct bill cipher

just call him Yellow Triangle

[quartz hull]

Dead cells and smash bros are on the same priority list apparently

[unborn moat]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-cipher-bill-cipher-crypto-bill-cipher-buy-crypto-suckers-gif-26337529

[marsh ibex]

Pretty sure both sora and bill cipher don’t technically exist rn

So like

Its plausible

[lone crown]

TBOI also has a hollow knight character

[austere frigate]

Bills working on it he’s just stuck in theraprism

[lone crown]

I havent played, but I think broken vessel’s in it

[quartz hull]

thats more of a reference than a collab

[lone crown]

Oh nvm

[unborn moat]

Yeah, as a reference though

[lone crown]

Mb mb

[quartz hull]

If they can lore explain why donald can nuke a man they can explain bill returning

[sinful flare]

broken vessel and the knight(?) has a reference as one of the random babies you can only acquire through the Buddy in a Box item

with the repentance dlc

[quartz hull]

dead cells is an full on collab

[marsh ibex]

There’s like

An image for zettaflare

[quartz hull]

like the pure nail shows up and the knight appeared in promo material

[marsh ibex]

hold up

[lone crown]

Yeah dead cells it was announced nd advertised as one

[lone crown]

Yeha

Pure nail in dead cells is very fun btw

[sinful flare]

is it in base game

[lone crown]

Yeah

[unborn moat]

Hollow Knight x Dragon Ball Z: Dokkan Battle collab when? 🗣️🔥

[sinful flare]

is dead cells still enjoyable wtih base game? i might buy it

[lone crown]

The crossovers in dead cels are free

[sinful flare]

ok good

[uncut citrus]

But there's lots of paid dlcs

[sinful flare]

i think Hollow Knight and Silksong should collab

[weary tapir]

Gang I just had a conversation with one of my favorite Twitter artists and fumbled their name 3 times I want to DIE

[lone crown]

the paid dlcs all follow each other in chronological order, bad seed are Tier 1 biomes,
the next one are Tier 2 biomes, queen and the sea are Tier 3 and includes its own final boss

[unborn moat]

Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2 type of shit or the DLCs are actually just a few?

[uncut citrus]

Base game is pretty big still, I mean it's a roguelike so the content gets more and more repetitive, but further difficulties are different enough that I only got bored at the last one

[sinful flare]

what if i was one of your favorite artists 🥺

[weary tapir]

You can be

[unborn moat]

https://tenor.com/view/comfort-hug-im-here-for-gif-20502505

[lone crown]

Sad that dead cells halted develipment over shenanigans. They were finally starting to explore the curse mechanic

[uncut citrus]

Idk there's like 5 maybe

[sinful flare]

im not an artist in the first place i just wanted to see your reaction with my name

[paper tinsel]

Yeah it has a lot of content on it's own, the DLCs are pretty much an isolated route

[trim estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/malcolm-in-the-middle-hal-malcolm-in-the-middle-walter-white-son-you-know-theres-no-going-back-once-you-start-gif-24814440

[sinful flare]

iiiiiii seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[lone crown]

And if you do end up getting the DLC, there are tons of routes connecting old biomes to the dlc ones and vice versa

[sinful flare]

sorry my brain shut off

[trim estuary]

shenanigans? i thought it was bc of windblown

[paper tinsel]

It's unfortunately worse than that

[lone crown]

Evil empire were the ones responsible behind providing us with new dead cells content, motion twin stopped everything despite them still having plans for dead cells so they could make windblown, there was internal beef

[carmine island]

@sinful flare

[unborn moat]

Oh, that's a lot less compared to Xenoverse 2, Bandai has been milking this game since 2016, so I think there are atleast 15 DLCs by now 💀

[paper tinsel]

Motion Twin played so dirty to Evil Empire even though they're the ones responsible for the vast majority of Dead Cells updates

[lone crown]

Exactly

[sinful flare]

i think Motion Twin should be separated

[lone crown]

Wont happen, MT owns the ip

[unborn moat]

And the game is also pretty mid, so I wonder how in the world there are still people who play it

[sinful flare]

as in the Motion Twin themselves, they should be separated

[lone crown]

Yes

Oh

[paper tinsel]

There was some sort of Dead Cells anime that released and you can see how Motion Twin blurred out Evil Empire's logo in the credits

[lone crown]

Nice edit

[sinful flare]

it wasnt with intention to make you look say yes to something

its 2 am and i cant think in any way

[coarse leaf]

12 hour shift over i hate my life and everyone in it

[sinful flare]

i see how it is 😔

[lone crown]

That’s crazy

[coarse leaf]

i hate u especially

[sinful flare]

WOW ok

i see FURTHER how it is

[unborn moat]

What did he do?

[sinful flare]

[coarse leaf]

he knows what he did

[sinful flare]

i was too evil for him 💔

[paper tinsel]

Yeah they didn't even try to make it hard to notice or hide it properly you can literally tell it's the blurry logo of EE it's crazy lmao

[nimble radish]

sharky who had the poster for brave but the word brave was replaced with the word racist as pfp?

[uncut citrus]

Kaan how much Turkish lira is MC

[sinful flare]

Racist Browser?

[sinful flare]

550 tl

i have 300 tl rn and wont really get money for 2 weeks

i could ask for it but depends

but you have to promise me at least 100 hours of playtime

and not a 2 week long minecraft phase

[frosty light]

bowser is racist? damn, thouughht he was one of them chill kidnappers

[uncut citrus]

Ok it's actually nearly as much as MC in my currency

Dang

[unborn moat]

Chat, is trying to study 18 hours in a row enough?

[sinful flare]

when are you improving server 🥺

[uncut citrus]

That means it must be super expensive compared to most other things

[shell yacht]

Actually managed to get to play as Godzilla in Fartnite
You can't cheese it with a water boon unfortunately

[sinful flare]

we can do the comparison rn

name an irl common object you buy at shops

this is a horrible way to calculate worth of a currency but we arent professionals

[uncut citrus]

We played for over a month with Chris for 240h of playtime but now I'm kinda burned out and very busy rn

[sinful flare]

well chris isnt tired

[uncut citrus]

Honeslty if rather we start later because I wanted to make changes to the mod pack first

[uncut citrus]

A pan

[sinful flare]

you should seek therapy

[sinful flare]

ok something else

[carmine island]

2 weeks is 336 hours so you’re getting more than 100 hours of play time

[uncut citrus]

A comic book

[unborn moat]

Hey, I never was able to do so, even though I would really need it, math exam in 3 days 😭

[sinful flare]

yes i will play minecraft for 24 hours a day for 2 weeks entirely without sleeping or doing anything ever

[carmine island]

That was the joke yea

[lone crown]

I don’t play but I gotta respect some of the great ideas people behind the events come up with, I remember the infinity gauntlet thing a while back but that’s even cooler

[sinful flare]

nah i got it

[uncut citrus]

I did kinda got most of the 240h in two weeks time

[sinful flare]

whats horrible is that PEOPLE NEED TO STOP MAKING LIMITED TIME EVENTS THAT ARE ACTUALLY COOL

[carmine island]

It’s fine Kaan I’ll just cry alone

[lone crown]

Me when live service

Me when out with the old in with the new

[sinful flare]

I DONT CARE IF ITS SO SPECIAL I NEED TO PLAY IT WITHIN 2 WEEKS OR I WILL FUCKING DIE!!!!!!! YOURE DESTROYING THINGS THAT PEOPLE WANT TO PLAY THE GAME FOR AND YOURE ACTIVELY MAKING THE GAME WORSE

THIS IS A HORRIBLE UNSUSTAINABLE MARKETING TACTIC

[unborn moat]

Ah, the good ol' days

[opaque sigil]

It’s very sustainable for as long as live service continues

[lone crown]

Forces people to hop on the game, FOMO

[opaque sigil]

Limited events drive people to actually get on

[unborn moat]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-avenger-infinity-war-mad-titan-serious-gif-13675798

[shell yacht]

And they also try to balance them, Godzilla is not really a bullet sponge like he would be in his universe so if enough people are focused on you you're not going to last the match as Godzilla. Because your timer is also your health bar

[sinful flare]

yeah but still horrible

[opaque sigil]

Eh

[sinful flare]

just announce it as something brand new to check out and also maybe include limited awards too and keep it

[opaque sigil]

Honestly don’t really think it’s in principle that bad

[unborn moat]

As a Godzilla enthusiast, I think I'm going to watch if they did a good job at portraying the big G to the game

[sinful flare]

temporary content was never something i liked (if i like the concept itself but not the fact that its temporary)

[lone crown]

Interesting

[shell yacht]

Like the Thanos event you said was the first event and he was overpowered as hell

[runic atlas]

I did too a couple days ago I just leveled the city so that my friends could loot

[lone crown]

Yeah i remembered actively hiding from him

[shell yacht]

Then they did the Excalibur sword shit, that was a pain in the ass to fight as well

[lone crown]

Thanos had like three abilities iirc

[shell yacht]

Yeah he had a beam a punch combo and something else

[runic atlas]

Meanwhile when we got it another friend got him and instead of destroying to loot and having fun and shit she just went out for blood and started racking up kills

[lone crown]

Events like that are cool as hell though, i fuck with that heavy

[runic atlas]

Godzilla only has roar, stomp and laser, Thanos had some more

[runic atlas]

Yeah totally

[shell yacht]

It was actually hard to kill people when I was playing solos because those fuckers were smart and every time you do the roar to see where they're at they would run and fucking get behind the hill that I couldn't melt, but I realized a couple of motherfuckers were in the water underneath my feet and I just stomped on them and got five kills

[versed pollen]

Logging onto Fortnite and getting hit with this https://tenor.com/view/gta-v-godzilla-kurumi-tokisaki-fubukani23-i-can't-wait-for-gta-vi-and-the-mods-gif-3374666116695682597

[shell yacht]

Accurate

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/586931790208434203/1330061974838444094/ezgif-2-b011587938.gif

[lone crown]

FIVE????

[unborn moat]

Ok, I must say Fortnite did a good job making an event with Godzilla from what I just saw, I'm just a bit sad that there is no option to use the supercharged atomic breath 😔

[shell yacht]

Yeah and only got one kill with the lasers

[lone crown]

That skin is cursed

[versed pollen]

I think you mean peak

[lone crown]

It’s peak but cursed

[shell yacht]

The amount of people I saw today trying to do this event with the damn Nike shoes on the Godzilla skin was fucking hilarious

[heady iron]

I swear I saw a clip of godzilla sticking his head out of a toilet in fortnite

[unborn moat]

Lmao

[lone crown]

Skibidi godzilla

[shell yacht]

They added that stupid toilet shit but they modded it to put Godzilla's head inside

[sinful flare]

chat should i download fortnite

[versed pollen]

That's GTA

[unborn moat]

No

[sinful flare]

damn

[shell yacht]

It's fun if you want a time wasting game

[sinful flare]

im not downloading fortnite then

[sinful flare]

ok thats a convincing point

[sinful flare]

ok im not downloading fortnite

[shell yacht]

That's not in the game

[versed pollen]

It doesn't get much better than this

[sinful flare]

ok im downloading fortnite

[unborn moat]

Still, that's horrible

[unborn moat]

Ok, this is funny

[heady iron]

top 4 rappers eminem was too afraid to diss

[versed pollen]

Eminem is in there though

[heady iron]

yeah

[versed pollen]

I suppose that makes sense

[unborn moat]

Oh fuck, I got warned

[shell yacht]

No he actually did dis Eminem in the Houdini song

In Houdini it's modern Eminem versus slim shady from 2000

[unborn moat]

Guess I was a poopy head

[versed pollen]

Oh so Jngo lied to me

[heady iron]

I don't listen to rap

[versed pollen]

Excuses

[unborn moat]

Goated

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-houdini-eminem-houdini-gif-9266595920840842147

[lone crown]

I think you may be able to kill dave in the silksong demo

[heady iron]

except for the Legend of Zelda Rap by Smosh

[lone crown]

Darn I wonder what happens if you killed dave in the demo

[unborn moat]

Nah, Miku and Eminem are actually best friends

[lone crown]

We will never find out, cause he most likely might not even be there in the final version

[opaque sigil]

Nah could be an iframe spell lock

Dash through him

[lone crown]

You could definitely just leave dave’s room when triggering it and hit him every time he bounces on the side of the room you entered from

Just swing at him while he’s a ball

[lone crown]

Also possible cause we haven’t fully understood last judge’s flame ring move

[frosty light]

yeah 😭 its something i try not to think about

hopefully tc does another ama one day and uses up their question on that. seems like an easy one to answer, so long as the opportunity arose

[lone crown]

Yeah

[opaque sigil]

Nah it’s not for that

0% chance

[lone crown]

Oh you mean the segment with the falling worms in the second trailer?

Or am i misunderstanding what you meant

[opaque sigil]

No I mean LJ attack is not for an iframe dash

[opaque sierra]

RELEASE ME

[lone crown]

Ah

[opaque sigil]

They’re way too close together for that to make any sense and they come in waves which would be a bit of a deal breaker since the iframe dash costs silk

[frosty light]

huh, what if hornet can "damage" the flames

[lone crown]

I was thinking the walls closer to last judge would move slowly and gradually be released one at a time, but like you said the dash costs silk and likely sends you too far anyways for that to be the case

[lone crown]

Slashing through them would be awesome

Create the openings yourself

[ornate gazelle]

Or maybe a tool could be used to do that

[unborn moat]

Chat, what's the heaviest mobile game you ever installed? (If you play mobile games in the first place, that is)

[lone crown]

Eh, a tool being the solution to dodging an attack doesn’t sound like a good idea

You’d have to bring a tool to avoid that specific attack which takes up a tool slot, and if it’s a primary tool it’ll be limited use/waste of resources

Also it’d be very cheap to make progress in the fight and then experience an unavoidable attack if you aren’t aware you needed a tool

[ornate gazelle]

I didn’t really know what you were talking about I was thinking of like an environmental fire

I wasn’t really paying attention

[lone crown]

Oh my bad
Yeah the last judge has a flame ring move seen in edge magazine

[astral dagger]

https://youtu.be/3ZgbqvJdB8Y?si=E5Ea9PkcMaYKj62c

[ornate gazelle]

I’ve not heard of or seen that boss which one is that?

[lone crown]

https://tenor.com/view/doug-walker-nostalgia-critic-clapping-clap-congratulations-gif-17707777

[ornate gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-happy-new-year-celebrate-balloons-gif-17514670

[void moat]

he is so tired

[quartz hull]

at this point i genuinely feel bad for him

[ornate gazelle]

I wonder what would happen if he missed a day

He probably pre records most of them maybe idk

[void moat]

he should be getting paid for daily silksong news ngl

getting up every day to record stuff would be mindbending

[ornate gazelle]

I wonder if he is making money from his channel

[quartz hull]

he has guest hosts sometimes so wheneve he cant he has somebody else do it

[ornate gazelle]

Oh that’s cool

[quartz hull]

ngl he probably gets a decent paycheck whenever news drops

[ornate gazelle]

so like never

[quartz hull]

yea

[void moat]

pretty sure he just hires them to speak, but uploads the videos himself

[quartz hull]

yea, it doesnt take a lot to upload a video

[woven current]

Disturbing the peace!?

[weary tapir]

I gotta replay p4 soon

the people yearn for it

(this song makes me want to play the game every time I hear it) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKcy4hLvzgI

and then I realize "oooooooo games uhh... something"

[woven current]

I'm liking it so far

[weary tapir]

it starts off strong

but huh its something later on

[versed pollen]

Ara has merch you can buy

[paper tinsel]

Wa walking outta the school with this one

[woven current]

that's the way marie speaks

[weary tapir]

Heartbeat

Heartbeat

It keeps on pounding

[fiery burrow]

MY HEART STARTS TO POUND POUND POUN- Wrong song

[woven current]

Heartbreak

Heartbreak

You tell me goodbye

[wheat sail]

tell me why

[lyric heart]

alright so wait im late to the party

the news, the media, the cake, were they all lies?

is rockstar releasing GTA 6 before silksong?

[digital junco]

theres nothing

[lyric heart]

some ARG mentions went around

[barren sequoia]

https://youtu.be/zQ7H4tZa8-k?si=NfpdilNJdtD9XP60

Nothing compares to heaven

I think its the best song out of any atlus project

[edgy valve]

guys what are you talking about "delays", "6 years", silksong came out a month ago

its so good

[tame atlas]

I'm not even mad at team cherry anymore I'm just sad. I'll still get Silksong but unless they apologize and address how the fanbase has been treated for years then I'm not going to support any future project of theirs after this. I know people are gonna make fun of me for saying that but its just how I feel..

[fickle wave]

yeah fair enough, they definitely shoudnt have joked abt something the community has wanted for 6 years

especially since we havent had ANY news and then the first thing we get is a fkn fake ARG

[tame atlas]

I think jokes are fine but considering how bad the communication has been makes the joke feel in poor taste and come off as disrespectful.

[fickle wave]

exactly

[fiery burrow]

Which is why they did not

The tweet had nothing to do with Silksong

[trim estuary]

What joke

[trim estuary]

What ARG

[fiery burrow]

I should plug Deafheaven more i just realized

[paper tinsel]

I think you just shouldn't play Silksong that'll teach them

[fickle wave]

hell nah

[paper tinsel]

Thought so

[tame atlas]

Yeah let me just forget the game I've been waiting for since literally its announcement. No. I can get the game while still protesting with my wallet by either buying on sale or buying second hand.

[versed pollen]

Same difference

[fiery burrow]

I wish I had the dedication to ragebait every time I entered this channel

I ain't cut out for the grind

[warped nacelle]

You're not evil enough for it

[tame atlas]

I genuinely don't see how what I'm saying is rage bait? It feels like an extremely reasonable take

[versed pollen]

I thought that Star wanted to rage bait you

[violet path]

I can do it half the time

[fiery burrow]

Nah

[warped umbra]

I need to stop reading the reddit

[fiery burrow]

Head on over to Illegallysmolcats

[fickle wave]

id say ynner was rage baiting tbh

[violet path]

True

[paper tinsel]

Buying on sale ain't a protest lmfao

[tame atlas]

It is though? Because the devs are getting less money than if you paid full price..

[warped nacelle]

6 hours slowmode is my way of protesting

[versed pollen]

Yea, intentionally

[warped umbra]

The amount of misinfo on there is absolutely bonkers, literally everyone is of the belief that Will intentionally trolled the community

[versed pollen]

To increase sales

[fiery burrow]

Protest Team Cherry's silence by giving @fiery burrow the 'Alumni' role

[paper tinsel]

The devs are the ones offering you the sale, they're not boycotting themselves it's a marketing strategy

[wheat sail]

Hiiiii moss san

[covert forge]

Why yes, of course I won't pay the developers for the product they spent years meticulously creating! Didn't you see? They made a tweet that had nothing to do with silksong! I'll teach them!

[tame atlas]

It is if I originally planned to buy full price or if I buy from a third party selling it cheaper

[warped nacelle]

Sup kirb

[warped umbra]

Literally this

[whole mortar]

Team cherry came in my hous and STABBED me 28 times and now i’m MAD and wont PURCHASE THEIR GAME

hi everyonr