sk-discussion

[edgy stone]

did they say nothing, or did they say something that was nothing?

[quartz cave]

we can just tell them they married a black man and they forgot

[edgy stone]

carpet?????

[marsh ibex]

is this not just carpeting

[edgy stone]

no

[cedar trench]

could be a language thing

[rustic ore]

Magnetic carpet

[marsh ibex]

holy shit

[edgy stone]

we have bath mats ?

[marsh ibex]

that just reminded me of something

[quartz cave]

yes its indeed a carpet i just googled it

[marsh ibex]

when I was a kid I spent hours trying to figure out how to make real hoverboards

[civic timber]

the difference is that a moquette usually looks like shit

[quartz cave]

did you figure it out???

[edgy stone]

makes sense

[grizzled abyss]

just got here why are we talking about carpets

[opaque sigil]

shrimply use magnets

[marsh ibex]

no I couldn't figure out how to make the opposing powerful magnets not shred the board into pieces/ not flip the rider on top

[quartz cave]

dammit

[edgy stone]

weaving

[lone crown]

Make hoverboard by placing magnets unde- 🐌

[marsh ibex]

but I'm honestly surprised I got that far to begin with

[civic timber]

because there is nothing else to talk about

[quartz cave]

you should try again i really want one

[marsh ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-the-hedgehog-sonic-sonic-riders-jet-the-hawk-sonic-game-gif-9907609946182357600

this will happen one day guys

I just have to be smarterer

[lone crown]

Peak

[livid oracle]

So what'ts the deal with the twitter and reddit stuff. Just trolling? Or some clues there?

[edgy stone]

its totally related trustmebro

[unborn dome]

I hope that when I die I get five big booms from the Costco guys

[marsh ibex]

we dunno

[cedar trench]

no one knows

[unborn moat]

Yes please

[livid oracle]

Seems oddly suspicious with the timing of Switch 2

[cedar trench]

people assume it's big but so far it's been a conflicting ride

[quartz cave]

chat nintendo finally received my stupid fucking joycons i am so jolly

hopefully the forget i sent them boring ol gray ones and i get the colored ones

[edgy stone]

the way this sounds like a conspiracy theory

[livid oracle]

Graig also came in here and trolled everyone again?

[quartz cave]

omg hi ennea hop on rivals

[opaque sigil]

it practically is

[livid oracle]

It basically is full on conspiracy theory at this point with how the community is lol

[marsh ibex]

Real hoverboards work by cleverly exploiting quantum mechanics and magnetic fields. It starts with superconductors — materials that have no electrical resistance and expel magnetic flux fields. Scientists are very excited about superconductors and have been using them in experiments like the Large Hadron Collider.

Because superconductors expel magnetic fields, something weird happens when they interact with magnets. Because magnets must maintain their North-South magnetic field lines, if you place a superconductor on a magnet, it interrupts those field lines, and the magnet lifts the superconductor out of its way, suspending it into the air.
holy shit

[rustic ore]

it’s really funny to me when this channel goes from shitposting to “alright team” in the blink of an eye

[marsh ibex]

they're real I just need to do a capitalism and mass produce them

[unborn moat]

Yeah, pretty much

[quartz cave]

What the hell man thats so rad

[livid oracle]

William has to know what he's doing, he knows how crazy the fan base is

[edgy stone]

did he

[opaque sigil]

all this for something that probably wouldn't be more useful than wheels

[lone crown]

Does he

[cedar trench]

that is his personal account

[livid oracle]

I would think so?

[lone crown]

Yeah he does who am i kidding

[quartz cave]

Does it look like i care?

[unborn moat]

While waiting for Silksong just go play Shadow Generations guys

[lone crown]

But it dont mean nothing

[quartz cave]

You can HOVER thats rad as fuck

[cedar trench]

i do that stuff too on a whim on my personal instagram it's nothing crazy

[livid oracle]

yeah search ultragreg he said a buch of stuff yesterday

[edgy stone]

ratio

[marsh ibex]

dude you need to learn what aura is

if I pull up to the function on a hoverboard

mmmm

[cedar trench]

joker stop aura farming we see the orange role

[marsh ibex]

beautiful

[rustic ore]

the huzz

[unborn moat]

Instant 200% rizz

[tired mist]

do yall think E1331 is a team cherry employee?

[rustic ore]

gonna be inseparable

[opaque sigil]

me in the race throwing water on your electrical doohickies so they break and catch on fire and whatever while my wheels are fine

[quartz cave]

Enna whats your user

[cedar trench]

what now

[livid oracle]

That would be crazy

[unborn moat]

Nah, the guy is just trolling

[marsh ibex]

they're very obviously someone who makes fake posts on the reddit

[rustic ore]

Enneamorph, like everything else

[tired mist]

check r/silksong

I DOUBT it's real

[unborn moat]

Yeah, a lot happened on the subreddit, like, 2 hours ago. I'm still laughing my ass off about this

[lone crown]

E1331 is Jack Vine

[quartz cave]

So pekaerss

[tired mist]

and he said silksong will release 21th of feb

[marsh ibex]

if it's actually funny spill it
if it isn't I'm muting you

[livid oracle]

I mean the odds of them releasing a trailer between now and april 2nd are probably high

[quartz cave]

What the FUCK is this

[edgy stone]

destroyed

[quartz cave]

W discord for the first time ever??

[unborn moat]

I just found funny how crazy people are getting there, please have mercy 😭

[marsh ibex]

spill.

[livid oracle]

#sk-discussion message

[marsh ibex]

Mercy is for the weak.

[uncut elk]

My favorite boss from silksong is that one that has the ability to damage and kill you

[rustic ore]

Show no mercy, for Jonker will not.

[quartz cave]

Sent friend request

[tired mist]

he got almost 500k reddit karma, and every single post is about silksong

[dry narwhal]

anything happen

[rustic ore]

no

[quartz cave]

This is supposed to prove?

[unborn moat]

There's nothing else, I just find funny that people on the subreddit think that an obvious troll and a literal game developer for Silksong are the same person!

[dry narwhal]

cool

[wet tulip]

most people don't think that, they are just going with the joke

[quartz cave]

Youre wrong btw

Oh youre so naive

[marsh ibex]

your head shall be rent asunder from your body
prepare yourself

https://tenor.com/view/axe-jump-viking-axe-jump-jump-in-lake-jump-into-frozen-lake-man-with-axe-gif-3631186440519726072

[pine frost]

what on earth is even going on anymore

[unborn moat]

True, but I still think there's still a good portion of people who actually find it to be true

[kindred pewter]

Why does kratos does this

Is he stupid?

[rustic ore]

aura

[marsh ibex]

he fishing

[quartz cave]

So fishing,,,

[unborn moat]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-gif-18865199

[wheat sail]

instead of kratos they should add atreus to smash!

[livid oracle]

I mean maybe they haven't revealed any details about the game cuz they remade it to be a Switch 2 game

[quartz cave]

no

[opaque sigil]

not a chance

[livid oracle]

They did decide to rebuild the whole thing like halfway through

[quartz cave]

No??

[opaque sigil]

no they didn't

[cedar trench]

n

[quartz cave]

Source: aluomorg

[opaque sigil]

crazy how people just make shit up

[livid oracle]

Yes? They had the same physics as HK then realized hornet and her mobility didn't work so they rebuild it

[edgy stone]

i cant believe my dad told me to get up doesnt he know i have to keep my eyes closed today

[livid oracle]

It's literally documented

[quartz cave]

Proof?

[livid oracle]

Lemme find it

[marsh ibex]

that's not what they said

physics weren't the issue the issue was her general size

[opaque sigil]

it's not what they said nor would they need to remake the whole game to tweak the physics

[heady iron]

Hornet too chunky

[livid oracle]

Right, so they rebuild the whole world to fit her size and mobillity

[cunning geode]

crazy that my bday is such a significant day of craze for silksong community

[marsh ibex]

she was just slightly too big for everything

[rustic ore]

You really think someone would do that? Just… go on the internet and lie?

[quartz cave]

Come back half an hour later with a post from reddit user u15496174663 sayong this word for word in a post with 2 likes

[pine frost]

????????????

[wet tulip]

yes, in 2018 when they probably decided to make silksong a full game

[opaque sigil]

no they didn't rebuild

[livid oracle]

Alright maybe I misunderstood what they meant by that

[pine frost]

back that up with a source because that's new to me

[opaque sigil]

it was a component of the decision to not make her a playable character in hk

[edgy stone]

wasnt that why they made silksong a game instead of a dlc in the first place?

[marsh ibex]

they didn't decide to rebuild anything
silksong was a dlc
they made it a game because of what I just said

kek

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/treyreloaded-gif-25910669

[livid oracle]

Just sounds like they had to go back and do a lot of work to redo the world

[cunning geode]

they decided to make silksong a game before hollow knight released

[marsh ibex]

aye

[opaque sigil]

not at all

[edgy stone]

no?

[quartz cave]

Not redo they had to make it in the first place bestie

[marsh ibex]

they just didn't reveal it until in their own words "they couldnt wait anymore"

I love meth

[heady iron]

Is it time to start an argument scope creep

[marsh ibex]

sorry that just came out

[livid oracle]

I thought they had already started making it a standalone game at that point, maybe I'm wrong

[marsh ibex]

you are wrong

[wet tulip]

that redo probably happenned earlier in development when they realized silksong should be a full game, way before the 2019 trailer

[kindred pewter]

Be you

[opaque sigil]

yes the project that changed from a dlc to a full game had scope creep

[rustic ore]

I’m happy for it, being comfortable enough to share that with us

[edgy stone]

maybe you're thinking of what unity did

[marsh ibex]

the fuzz don't like that...

[kindred pewter]

Fuck the police

[livid oracle]

Ok I'm re reading it now I misunderstood

[marsh ibex]

ey bruh don't leak our secret silksong news chat

[cunning geode]

sorry bunga

[edgy stone]

gettin some mixed messages here !

[pale storm]

is this what it is? https://experience.nintendo.com/#/events/10444/event_gates/100

[rustic ore]

idk they seem very legible

[marsh ibex]

yeah

they said stuff about this already

[edgy stone]

ah

even before the release of hollow knight
unmixed

[wheat sail]

yall going to it

[kindred pewter]

Ip grabber

[pale storm]

?

[livid oracle]

yeah I think I just misunderstood cuz the edge article came out after the E3 demo

[marsh ibex]

they're messing with you

[pale storm]

is it? my friend sent this to me so I dont know

[kindred pewter]

Im just messing

[edgy stone]

guess i assumed they weren't making a dlc before game release

[kindred pewter]

I don't mean it

[pale storm]

is there anything else happening today?

[kindred pewter]

All r/silksong content must be eradicated

[marsh ibex]

I'm going to find out something very funny from my boss today

[livid oracle]

Is the 2019 demo built in HK or had they already started a standalone game at that point?

[marsh ibex]

we would have no way to know

[heady iron]

The hollow knight game engine

[wet tulip]

the 2019 is built in silksong so yeah thats already the standalone game at that point

[marsh ibex]

but assumedly, the second?

[edgy stone]

why would they build it in hk? seems like a waste of time

[cedar trench]

it's stormin outside

[livid oracle]

Well they started it as DLC for Hk

[edgy stone]

but maybe i shouldn't be assuming completely rational action here

[opaque sigil]

it had been an independent project for at least 2 years at that point come on

[tired plover]

id assume its standalone, they had a good chunk done at that point and that much would probably be a bit of a waste of time to make

[opaque sigil]

they didn't do years of development within hk

[tired plover]

not that im aware of

[edgy stone]

they needed to code in the beatboxing puppy boss fight idk

[marsh ibex]

friday night funkin

[edgy stone]

lmfao

[livid oracle]

2 years by 2019? That math doesn't add up the DLC for godhome didn't even come out till August 2018

[opaque sigil]

it was developed alongside godmaster in part

[wheat sail]

lets do an fnf style rap battle in vc

[edgy stone]

apparently they started silksong before hk. shrugs

[pine frost]

I imagine today was and still is a massive headache so, thanks mods

[cedar trench]

corny ass discussions

[livid oracle]

Silksong development actually started before Hollow Knight developtment little known fact

[edgy stone]

grips your face in my hands. thank you for telling me this brand new information

👍

[cedar trench]

deaths your grip with my hands i've seen footage

[livid oracle]

So at the time of the release trailer (Feb 2019) they had already decided it's a standalone game right?

[violet path]

At the time they rizzed up kai cenat they had already decided its a skibidi toilet right?

[wheat sail]

Team cherry were alive during April 2nd 2023

When they announced the delay!

[opaque sigil]

they had for more than two years

[cedar trench]

bitches are at it

this pleases the cuno

[edgy stone]

was that 2023.......... can't have been

[livid oracle]

I am rereading the edge article and I think you are right

[cunning geode]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/397062813949886466/1105900192751956099/IMG_3152.gif

[violet path]

The WHAT article

[edgy stone]

thanks

[marsh ibex]

do not

[cunning geode]

no problem

[finite flax]

why dont they put bad fortunes on fortune cookies like "your family will die in a blazing car crash and you will be left with crippling guilt at not being there"

[cedar trench]

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen9randombattle-2283070832

spectate my random battle

[cunning geode]

omg you banned that word

amazing

[livid oracle]

Lol you can't say that in here?

[cedar trench]

what word

[edgy stone]

👀?

[cunning geode]

now now

[finite flax]

star trek reference (i love star trek )

[cunning geode]

if they dont wanna see it dont loophole it

[cedar trench]

how do i address my henchmen

[violet path]

Ive only seen the 3 newerish movies

[livid oracle]

Seriously though

[violet path]

I liked them a lot iirc

[edgy stone]

edge(,) the magazine

[cunning geode]

are you winning

[finite flax]

fuck you go watch tog and tng right now

[violet path]

Whats that

[finite flax]

fake fan

[violet path]

Im not a fan

[finite flax]

eat my shit

[violet path]

I just like the trilogy 😭

[cedar trench]

it just started

[cunning geode]

are you winning now

[finite flax]

watch the original series right fucking now

[edgy stone]

ive never watched star wars

[violet path]

Eat my shorts

[edgy stone]

just felt like letting you know

[violet path]

Thats from like 10 billion years ago

[slow storm]

Is it out yet

[finite flax]

so

[violet path]

Thanks for that information

[unborn moat]

I never watched it to be honest, neither Star Wars

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/garashir-elim-garak-garak-julian-bashir-bashir-gif-26981102

[finite flax]

mozart died a billion years ago people still love him

[edgy stone]

no problem ^w^

[edgy stone]

-youtube dot com

[violet path]

I’ll take a potato chip

500 cigarettes is from star trek right

[finite flax]

guess whose eating trader joes lentil and rice sour cream and onion flavored rings

[cedar trench]

as soon as i kill this frosslass i'll be in a nice position

done

now i just need webs up

[finite flax]

no its from the seth macfarlane parody the orville

[edgy stone]

fireb0rn

[mental imp]

so no news today huh?

[unborn moat]

Nope

[cunning geode]

oooh galvantula

[violet path]

Dude fuck froslass

[cunning geode]

one of my favs

[edgy stone]

from what i couldn't get out of these guys, no

[violet path]

I hate her so much

[unborn moat]

I fucking love that Pokémon

[cunning geode]

it was a star trek parody yes

[wheat sail]

hitmonlee is me

[plush loom]

Whats the deal with that tweet

[livid oracle]

I still don't get it. Something must have happened early on in SS development because they were pretty open about it and marketing it like it was coming out soonish. Then they decide to go full radio silent and it's been 5 years since E3 demo

[shy escarp]

500 cigarettes 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯

[wheat sail]

nvm hitmontop

[shy escarp]

wrong emote at the end there 😭

[tired plover]

how are you blue.

[cedar trench]

OINKOLOGNE SAC JUST SAVED US THE GAME

[marsh ibex]

like it was coming out soonish
that's probably one of the reasons why

[coarse leaf]

Dabade

[unborn moat]

Theory: Team Cherry just fucking hates their community

[marsh ibex]

they were open about it because you sorta need information about a new game as opposed to working on a dlc

they just don't really want to give "news" the way they used to anymore

[edgy stone]

it's the communication that's weird, what could have happened that they couldnt say "we need a lot of extra time because smth personal happened" instead of acting like everything is normal for 2 seconds every 3 years

[shy escarp]

I just wish we had more information at all

[cunning geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/397062813949886466/1284168360212299836/IMG_4002.gif

[livid oracle]

But why even have a demo so early on if you aren't gona follow that up with more demos/content or a release for another 5 years

[violet path]

Huh

[plush loom]

Guys anyone know about the tweet

[shy escarp]

the communication issues just dont make sense to me

[tired plover]

quite an odd answer

[opaque sigil]

they had recently announced it the anvil was hot

[vivid belfry]

why

[livid oracle]

They could have just said, hey we are working on a new game in 2019 and left it at that

[plush loom]

I think they fell into development hell

[violet path]

Really

[cedar trench]

outplayed

[ashen hearth]

They could have said "the scope has expanded and we need more time"

[marsh ibex]

that's like the opposite of a good thing hollow what

[violet path]

Have you seen the way this chat has been for the past 2 days over literally nothing

[opaque sigil]

they have

[shy escarp]

i dont check this server 😭

[cunning geode]

im quite an odd wombat

[edgy stone]

right, it's like they constantly expected it to be ready next week idk

[marsh ibex]

they basically said that they required more time

[violet path]

So fancy

How do you forward things like that

[plush loom]

Ye they clearly just fell into development hell always adding new ideas

[marsh ibex]

I click the forward button

[unborn moat]

Hey, I want to play a match too 🥺. I started to like competitive Pokémon just recently, and because of that I'm still weak, but I find it fun

[edgy stone]

eventually

[livid oracle]

2 years is a long ass time to extend your release date by if you thought it was coming out in June 2023 lol

[opaque sigil]

but they didn't

[shy escarp]

this will be 2 years ago in a couple months...

[finite flax]

i sttill do not understand what the hwhole cake things was

[cunning geode]

@cedar trench yaaaaaaay

[marsh ibex]

ok

[shy escarp]

[tired plover]

i noticed that one

[cedar trench]

Goku shushing image

[marsh ibex]

dev hell stuff again great

[plush loom]

Class response

[opaque sigil]

you don't want to know

[cedar trench]

wooohooo

[shy escarp]

at this point all i can hope is that they come out of it at some point

[edgy stone]

he was really fucking hungry

[violet path]

That’s maddeningly unhelpful

[plush loom]

Bro we are all coping here

[marsh ibex]

I mean you asserted they fell into development hell what am I supposed to say about it

[cedar trench]

wanna duel it out?

[livid oracle]

Definitly development hell I just am so curious to know more about it

[ashen hearth]

This will be 2 years old in 4.5 months damn

[cunning geode]

who was your last pokemon

[finite flax]

was that gu y actually will that posted it

[cunning geode]

that wasnt used

[shy escarp]

right click, under reply, it says forward

[cedar trench]

altaria

[vivid belfry]

okay, so the big mom pirates consolidate power and influence through political marriages

[opaque sigil]

graig clarified they aren't that's kinda it

[cunning geode]

ooh da birdie

[frozen pike]

They will tell us after silksong release

[violet path]

My phone doesnt have that

[plush loom]

What about the tweet where the guy said to watch out for tomorrow

[opaque sigil]

they're not in dev hell people just don't know what dev hell is

[cedar trench]

i played golduk really badly into his heracross

[plush loom]

How would you know explain it otherwise

[cedar trench]

i simply should not have done that

[violet path]

They are YOU just dont know what dev hell is

[opaque sigil]

games take time to make

[unborn moat]

YES PLEASE, even though I will surely be destroyed

[vivid belfry]

dev hell is deven chat's evil brother

[plush loom]

Bro

[marsh ibex]

development hell is more complicated than "game takes more time in development" and sources said they aren't in dev hell

[cedar trench]

Pecharunt person, send me the request

[livid oracle]

I mean I feel like when something slips far past it's release date that's basically the definition of dev hell isn't it?

[opaque sigil]

not at all

[ashen hearth]

I hope after Silksong releases Team Cherry explains the game's development

[finite flax]

no'

[shy escarp]

IF it releases

[edgy stone]

they can't have been in dev hell because we confirmed they're alive

[plush loom]

There's just no reason for them to leave us in the dark tho

[wheat sail]

Realistically, silksong isnt releasing

[tired mist]

how low are the chances of silksong announcment on xbox direct (23 jan)

[marsh ibex]

development hell refers to staying in the first stage of development

[shy escarp]

less than 1%

[vivid belfry]

how are you in the dark

[livid oracle]

I mean maybe they just said fuck the release date we're gonna spend 2 more years on this for fun idk

[lone crown]

But joker, games im tired of waiting for equals development hell

[cedar trench]

the game is in dev hell 100% the people working on it are changing profile pictures on twitter

[tired plover]

i love these pins

[opaque sigil]

we know a shit ton about silksong we're very far from being in the dark

[marsh ibex]

Development hell, also known as development purgatory or development limbo, is media and software industry jargon for a project, concept, or idea that remains in a stage of early development for a long time because of legal, technical, or artistic challenges
this by defintion is not development hell

[finite flax]

" it was like developing a video game "

[violet path]

they just dont know what dev hell is

[lone crown]

They’re developijg an area that looks like hell so it’s close enough

[livid oracle]

I do believe they are legitimately cooking I just find the whole situation interesting

[open narwhal]

gmcb

[violet path]

whoever made that definition just doesnt know what dev hell is

[plush loom]

It can be used in this context though for lack of a better term

[livid oracle]

I don't think they are like "stuck" or anything

[coarse leaf]

My lamp broke

[cedar trench]

fool they're developing my crab area from 2022

[formal karma]

there's a situation?

[marsh ibex]

dev hell is also when said project gets shelved in that first stage so no, silksong is not in development hell stop saying it is

words have meanings that matter

[lone crown]

Oh my god yes

[marsh ibex]

"lack of a better term"
long development cycle?

[livid oracle]

They do? Not in Trumps America buddy

[finite flax]

silksong is actually in development heaven and they dont wanna come back to earth

[opaque sigil]

an example of something in dev hell is like metroid dread

[plush loom]

It just means the same thing but in sliksongs case it's later in development stop being pedantic acting like you don't understand

[edgy stone]

im gonna have to ponder this for a bit

[nimble radish]

this is biden's silksong discussion

[opaque sigil]

no it doesn't mean the same thing

[formal karma]

beautiful

[marsh ibex]

it's not being pedantic you are literally misusing the term

[livid oracle]

This is actually a better desciption

[finite flax]

rip jimmy carter

[marsh ibex]

if ss was in development hell it would have been Shelved

that is what being in dev hell is

[cedar trench]

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen9randombattle-2283077029-jvqh3ukc71hhu5r37nku5t1qztwntzopw

pokeman: spectate my games

[ashen hearth]

I do think Silksong taking almost double HK's development time could mean a world around 2 times the size of Hollow Knight?

[vivid belfry]

silksong is in development hell because it's in development and I don't like that

[edgy stone]

just invent development purgatory

[livid oracle]

Imagine if it's not 🤣

[shy escarp]

actual heat right there

[coarse leaf]

Grover gets it

[marsh ibex]

like tammo said metroid dread was in dev hell. It was stuck for a very long time because the metroid series was dead in the water for a while

[formal karma]

"the sky is purple"
"no it isn't"
"stop being pedantic you know what I mean"

[livid oracle]

Metroid Prime 4 was also in dev hell

[finite flax]

[marsh ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/wynonna-earp-motorcycle-welcome-to-purgatory-sign-road-gif-22916238

[heady iron]

Jack is rewriting the dialogue system for the 17th time

[shy escarp]

i LOVE purgatory!! (give me silksong please)

[ashen hearth]

Silksong being 2 times the size of Hollow Knight would be crazy impressive

[plush loom]

Bro apples and oranges

[vivid belfry]

I think the only way this happens is if they de-emphasize platforming for some reason, which I can't imagine them doing

[formal karma]

maybe the only legit speculation- very possible

[livid oracle]

Ok serious question. Is Elder Scrolls 6 in development hell?

[plush loom]

Silksong is stuck in a long development cycle

[livid oracle]

Yeah I have a hard time imagining it not being roughly 2x bigger or more

[shy escarp]

I doubt they would ever do that

[nimble radish]

there will not be an elder scrolls 6

they are going to release skyrim again

[coarse leaf]

Grapes

[marsh ibex]

platforming is already in the backseat in hk I fear

[finite flax]

who vares

[vivid belfry]

yeah I mean compared to HK

[opaque sigil]

can always remove the jump button

[coarse leaf]

Why would we need Elder Scrolls 6

[pearl arch]

horn

[plush loom]

Have we had an update on the cake

[edgy stone]

dev time aside hornet's movement necessitates a large area

[vivid belfry]

silksong has faster movement which would naturally push the design space to be bigger

[finite flax]

i like the movement mechanics in hk more for there usage in combat

[livid oracle]

Elder Scrolls 6 is actually just code for the 6th re-release of Skyrim

[edgy stone]

yeah they needed room to add the Silk button

[shy escarp]

the movement changes would totally make them value platforming

[nimble radish]

might be nice to have a good elder scrolls game

[ashen hearth]

Yeah making Silksong must be incredibly diffcult

[livid oracle]

I think that's what the mysterious button is on the Switch 2 Joycon

[coarse leaf]

Todd whisper sweet nothings in my ear and give me another skyrim Edition instead

[lone crown]

I mean they have an entire lava rising section and parts where you jump across platforms with spiky gears, as well as hooks to hold onto

[shy escarp]

we can always hope this whole situation happening right now magically comes true on april 2nd

[edgy stone]

they had to remove jumping bc she kept yelling whenever she jumped and it was too annoying

[plush loom]

Wouldn't it have meant April 3rd

[shy escarp]

but im so skeptical-- this is probably a huge joke and it's gonna be terrible when nothing happens 😭

[finite flax]

sigma sigma boy sigma boy

[finite flax]

why would it be terrible

[plush loom]

Surely they do a trailer atleast 2 months before launch

[vivid belfry]

yeah, I'm just saying even if we assume everything we've been shown has been canned, making the game small isn't likely based on the very basics

[formal karma]

i think we can, with the same efficacy point to nov 19th as the release date

[edgy stone]

they had to do it now bc they have too many evil plans in april

[loud lily]

some fans still have souls

[shy escarp]

somehow

[finite flax]

maybe i just have more to do than wait for a video game to come out

[spare scarab]

I just want news tbh, even if it says "coming out in 2027" I'll be happy

[livid oracle]

Maybe they just went really overboard with the quests. Maybe theres like 1000 quests

[coarse leaf]

The real silksongfans please leave the basement

[loud lily]

skill issue

[formal karma]

i think it was meant as in "people will be terrible"

[edgy stone]

banned from hollow knight discord

[ashen hearth]

Silksong might be taking a lot longer because they have to make a world that addomcates Hornets movement and speed which is way harder, plus they have to get every version of the game under the sun ready

[nimble radish]

theres at least 1 bench

[livid oracle]

Or maybe they are still working on tools? Maybe theres gonna be a lot of tools

[marsh ibex]

minor spelling mistake

actually that’s not minor

[lone crown]

If that happened I’d crash out cause imagine the only footage of content we’ve seen and analyzed extensively getting canned

[spare scarab]

Maybe they're porting for Switch 2

[coarse leaf]

Kill him

[livid oracle]

Do you guys wanna talk about tools some more?

[wheat sail]

IVE DEVELOPED THIS GAME BEFORE

[shy escarp]

major spelling mistake

[loud lily]

if i had a penny for every tgirl ive seen in hollow knight discord server [myself included] id have 3 pennies. which aint a lot but it sure is lovely

[plush loom]

Honestly what happened to the tweet saying they were 90% finished all that time ago

[formal karma]

i sincerely recommend watching Indie Oasis' video about why its taking so long

and that goes for anybody

[loud lily]

one part of the game was broken and they had to recode everything else 💀

[livid oracle]

They were 90% finished with the first 20%

[nimble radish]

only 3?

[plush loom]

Honestly

[opaque sigil]

it never existed

[marsh ibex]

Oh my god

[formal karma]

it never existed, so shrug

[vivid belfry]

yeah, and I don't even really believe that's in the cards either. We saw the exact same room in deep docks in the E3 demo and the EDGE article, and the only differences were aesthetic

[loud lily]

theres prob more. love to see it tho

[shy escarp]

im guessing im one of them 😭 😭

[violet path]

you can buy

[opaque portal]

No no, they were 90% finished as in “ready to be done with”

[coarse leaf]

Yall hallucinated that

[violet path]

wow nothing thats literally 3 cents

[marsh ibex]

leth said that as an example of how you can’t use completion percentages

[opaque sigil]

'what happened to [completely made up shit]'

[plush loom]

Whats the matter

[lone crown]

I swear dude people are pulling statements out their asses

[shy escarp]

check steam

[marsh ibex]

It wasn’t even a tweet it was a discord message

[cedar trench]

do NB girls count

[nimble radish]

it's a game of telephone

[loud lily]

yep and im so happy ur the second i see today

[opaque sigil]

steam never said that

[coarse leaf]

just go to celeste discord lol

[vivid belfry]

well when you erase it, it goes to the chalk zone

[loud lily]

absolutely!!!

[supple heart]

Make that four

[finite flax]

IVE HAD THESE ARGUMENTS BEFORE!!!

[edgy stone]

silksong is gonna max out at 90% completion?

[ashen hearth]

Like a 3 person team trying to release a huge metroidvania on every platform under the sun must be really hard, most indies don't do that

[marsh ibex]

you just made something up bro im crying this community has the worst misinformation I’ve ever seen

[loud lily]

oh hell yeah

[violet path]

IVE RIZZED SKIBIDI BEFORE (was that funny chat)

[marsh ibex]

you can’t use completion percentages with game development

[loud lily]

silksong release date is august 23

[shy escarp]

<33 im just a girl

[cedar trench]

4 pennies

[supple heart]

Yeah, that's a very overlooked get-rich-quick strategy

[coarse leaf]

how so

[loud lily]

five pennies

[full rune]

whateve rhappened to the leak obama tweet that he was gonna come back for a 3rd presidential term

[runic atlas]

Can't believe Leth is L from Death Note

[edgy stone]

nah like 112%

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/legislative-bill-how-to-create-a-bill-law-paper-gif-15283797

[finite flax]

IVE CHERRIED THESE TWEETS BEFORE!!

[loud lily]

i am so much genders... because of

[livid oracle]

I have to imagine making the game cross platform for every possible option is also time consuming when theres only like 2 engineers

[ashen hearth]

Tbh I could see a new KH4 trailer this year

[coarse leaf]

The shitposters cooking up the next piece of missinformation to feed the subreddit:

[lone crown]

I think the biggest difference I’ve seen was the coral boss’s new arena, unsure if they repurposed the original room to be something like a bench room (cause it looks pretty) or if there are multiple phases or something

[marsh ibex]

PLEASE

[loud lily]

IVE SILKED THESE POSTS BEFORE!!!!

[marsh ibex]

I NEED IT

I FUCKING NEED IT SO BADLY

[supple heart]

There's so many transfems there that you can get rich instantly by using the "penny per transfem" strategy, but nobody ever does

[runic atlas]

Considering how people are contemplating allowing Trump to run a 3rd one, we may get Obama back

[cobalt hatch]

i fear, this community has failed to predict the exact release date of silksong

[coarse leaf]

ohhh my bad my bad

[marsh ibex]

NOMURAAAAAAA

[runic atlas]

Oh true we had an announcement a while ago

[edgy stone]

they had to remove the coral area because microsoft sued them for copying minecraft

[shell yacht]

You get to wait with the half-life three people

[prisma plaza]

wuwa

[shy escarp]

wuthering waaves

[plush loom]

Team cherry pls give us a sign

[coarse leaf]

oh btw a normal nintendo direct is apparently coming in february to announce new switch 1 games

[vivid belfry]

The penny per transfem in question:

[kindred pewter]

Midthering waves

[shy escarp]

LMFAOO

[finite flax]

ima pull up in that vrrrrttt vrrt just to get that ooooooohhh

[loud lily]

i love how the community's shitpost culture went from sacrificing people to "silksong isnt real" to "tomorrow for sure" to absolutely deranged theories and finally to blatant misinformation

[cobalt hatch]

April 2nd, just wait

[loud lily]

[coarse leaf]

the next step is to get VIOLENT

[runic atlas]

This is why no one invites you to gamble together

[livid oracle]

I really hope we get Metroid Prime 2 & 3

[plush loom]

Bro all of them have existed since the start

[unborn moat]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-chud-chudjak-soyjak-90-seconds-to-nothing-gif-9277709574191520604

[ashen hearth]

Square Enix has only 1 game dated for this year (DQ 1 + 2) and they need to show more of their slate like FF9R

[loud lily]

shhhhhhhhh

[kindred pewter]

My gamble luck is too high for them

[cedar trench]

this happens every other week

[coarse leaf]

yeah its probably just a shit ton of remasters and remakes

[shy escarp]

the shorekeeper coming up and saying that too

[lone crown]

What in the misinformation

[vivid belfry]

I'm honestly content with this dreamlike state where it feels like silksong isn't a real videogame, it's going to make it very exciting when it does happen

[plush loom]

U think for info or release?

[cedar trench]

this is nintendo leak stuff not silksong leak stuff

[coarse leaf]

i said apparently and also it makes sense? they had 3ds directs too between switch reveal and switch direct

[finite flax]

Billions Must Fry

[lone crown]

The February prophecy has always been real. February 2025.

[shy escarp]

Im happy i have enough stuff to do in the meantime, but the wait is just soulcrushing

[livid oracle]

They almost always have a direct in feburary

[shy escarp]

🙏 preach

[lone crown]

If it’s not February 2025 it’s February 2026

[kindred pewter]

Billions must gamble for 2d waifus

[cedar trench]

it's so scary how the switch's predecessor is the wii u

[loud lily]

a xbox showcase in march.... ohhh its so over

[shy escarp]

listen. women.

[formal karma]

And silksong has been in 0 directs right?

[livid oracle]

Honestly

[finite flax]

I might swerve till im on a roooooooooooooolllllll

[livid oracle]

Theres an xbox showcase next week

[kindred pewter]

Waifu

[unborn moat]

This community is a Case Study at this point

[loud lily]

SHIT

[vivid belfry]

I think it's been in 2

[lone crown]

The reveal in 2019, and another where they showed like 2 seconds of footage

[plush loom]

February probably will be nothing again

[coarse leaf]

every couple of weeks i remember silksong exists, i obsess over any news and get disappointed while i frantically check which new game showcase is coming up lol

[formal karma]

Reveal was by themselves eh?

[livid oracle]

I doubt SS is gonna be in the Xbox showcase next week fwiw

[opaque sigil]

reveal wasn't in a direct

[loud lily]

2 seconds of footage is fucking vile

[shell yacht]

Not to add to the crackpot theories but the only kind of direct silksong hasn't shown up in is a PlayStation one

[finite flax]

Vile???? MMX referecnce???

[lone crown]

Oh my bad, i thought it was simultaneous with a direct

[coarse leaf]

yeah the mentioned surprise game is not from team cherry but apparently theres one more surprise game? i dont think its silksong

[brisk nacelle]

SILKSONG NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!1!!!!1!!1!!11!

[livid oracle]

I don't think SS is console specific at this point, I think anything we get will probably be outside of a PS, Xbox or Nintendo showcase

[opaque sigil]

it came out around the same time as one but wasn't in it

[cobalt hatch]

mixed opinion, if it was the the release date, it would've been dumb to reveal it so easily, getting info on that day sounds more realistic, on the other hand, I WISH IT CAME OUT ON APRIL 2ND (at the same time no because nobody has predicted that in my list)

[brisk nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-happy-sponge-bob-squarepants-gif-12024010

[livid oracle]

Oblivion remake?

[kindred pewter]

Because TC grew up with xbox and are huge xbox nerds

[coarse leaf]

could be

[loud lily]

ps5 silksong trust

[cedar trench]

is such a good emote GOOD GOD

[finite flax]

its already coming out on that lol

[coarse leaf]

state of play is coming in february buttttt i doubt anything with silksong is in there

[ashen hearth]

Half Life 3 might be announced relatively soon, on Steam there is an unlisted game alongside Valve's 'Upcoming Games' section with Deadlock

[bright igloo]

Give me silksong Mr. beast

[full rune]

i hope it doesnt come out for switch 2

[plush loom]

It must be info if anything. So I agree because if it was a release date their would be a trailer either now or very soon to build up more hype

[loud lily]

gta 6 x silksong crossover

[strong obsidian]

how do you know?

[finite flax]

why not

[lone crown]

“Its soul good” 🔥🖊️

[full rune]

i dont like switch players

[livid oracle]

They are cooking something for sure. Really hope it's a proper sequel

[heady iron]

Still waiting for my hollow knight vita port

[loud lily]

Don't fucking do this to me.

[finite flax]

i dont like zaliant

[coarse leaf]

half life 3 will probs be announced this summer if the playtesting with friends and family doesnt make them change the entire story like with half life alyx

[open narwhal]

I don't like Twitch players (league of legends)

[livid oracle]

It's public knowledge?

[coarse leaf]

oh shit you dont know about hlx?

[shy escarp]

this is so real

[full rune]

back of the line,. i was here first ( ih atemyself)

[lone crown]

Bro installed Zaliant’s Surprise

[kindred pewter]

this is better

[plush loom]

Half life 3 is never happening

[cedar trench]

no that one's a bit lame

[livid oracle]

https://news.xbox.com/en-us/2025/01/09/xbox-developer-direct-2025/

[finite flax]

fastlane

[loud lily]

I am so despaired

[coarse leaf]

no it is and its getting announced this year probably

[kindred pewter]

You're lame

[plush loom]

Since when

[strong obsidian]

thx

[cobalt hatch]

And it wouldn't make sense if they revealed it like that, must be info, silksong coming out this year 100%

[open narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/glhf-memories-glhf-twitch-league-of-legends-lol-gif-18815258

[cedar trench]

it's a japanese IP iirc

[unborn moat]

Yeah, from what I heard the secret game is going to be from a decades old Japanese IP, I don't remember if the info come from a leaker or if this is 100% confirmed info

[livid oracle]

My bet is that whatever it is it's not called HL3

[lone crown]

This mystery game is already confirmed to be a “legendary Japanese IP with decades of history”

[strange night]

Joy is never happening

[heady iron]

https://tenor.com/view/jonkler-joker-gif-4939694494140375951

[coarse leaf]

gmans voice actor tweeted after 4 years a cryptic message about "unexpected surprises"

[fiery burrow]

Did y'all see the cake thing

[lone crown]

Which is why it’s Castlevania time

[kindred pewter]

It's called half life 2.9 cause valve skips 3

[livid oracle]

That really narrows it down :/

[ashen hearth]

We aren't to talk about the wait for Silksong when HL3 has been a gaming myth/legend for 2 decades

[finite flax]

if half life three gets announced ever i will shove a fucking mace up my ass

[plush loom]

Interesting theory

[strange night]

No, what's it about?

[kindred pewter]

What is cake

[lone crown]

Give me Castlevania and my life is yours

[coarse leaf]

hlx has been in development for about 5 years ever since half life alyx, it started playtesting with friends and family

[fiery burrow]

Apparently it links to april 2nd or something

[livid oracle]

I have been waiting for HL3 for 17 years SS wait is nothing

[coarse leaf]

this isnt a theory lol its pretty much confirmed half life 3 is happening

[cedar trench]

screenshotted

[fiery burrow]

but enough of that I can play fantasy life now life is good

[plush loom]

Because of that one thing?

[loud lily]

tf3

[lone crown]

HAHAHA GOOD ONE

[plush loom]

Doesn't seem enough

[unborn moat]

Suffering for a game that still isn't coming out is not a competition though

[cedar trench]

holy reddit

[coarse leaf]

no, its been leaked theyre working on an unannounced half life game called "hlx"

[plush loom]

Oh ok

[livid oracle]

Not confirmed that it's HL3 just that it's most likely something in the half life universe. but I'm also betting it's a proper sequel

[kindred pewter]

If half life 3 gets announced I'm covering myself in olive oil

[strange night]

Half life alyx 2

[ashen hearth]

They started working on it fully in 2021 after Source 2 was ready

[coarse leaf]

we know from the files its not a vr game, the person playing is wearing a hev suit (like gordon), theres been leaked xen creatures, altered gravity, vehicle physics

[ashen hearth]

The Gman VA teased something too

[strange night]

It's alyx 2

[full rune]

well we know it's not coming soon because of the voice actor tweet

[coarse leaf]

theyve been building up the avengers of developers for the past couple years, veterans from all over the industry too

[olive violet]

i guess not

[heady iron]

Half life 2 episode 2 part 2

[unborn moat]

Now the real question is, what will come out first? Silksong or Half Life 3?

[livid oracle]

Yeah a lot of people have come back

[finite flax]

i heard the new hld game is mid

[coarse leaf]

sure its not confirmed but they're not afraid of half life anymore (gabens words, not mine) and the person we control in hlx is wearing a hev suit

after the ending of half life alyx, it would genuinely be stupid to do another spin off lol

[fiery burrow]

oof

[full rune]

if the gman tweet's VO was about "unexpected surprises" the most expected thing would be half life 3 / hlx so it can't be that, it has to be unexpected

[livid oracle]

Yeah doing HL:A gave them the confidence boost they needed to get back into it

[plush loom]

Should be silksong but I wouldn't bet on it

[full rune]

otherwise, it's false advertisement

[coarse leaf]

nah, not a vr game

[opaque sigil]

they're getting a real early start on half life 10

[vivid belfry]

the rocket is on the launch pad

we just need a little more fuel so we can take off

[livid oracle]

They 100% used HL:A ending to retcon a bit and get the story in a better place for whatever they are trying to do next

[strange night]

That doesn't mean it's not Alyx 2

[coarse leaf]

he said "may the next quarter century bring unexpected surprises" in barneys voice and gmans voice lol

[kindred pewter]

His Spotify drop. The background of the twitter video is the image of his Spotify album

[opaque sigil]

that would be incredibly sloppy

[coarse leaf]

?? post credit scene of half life alyx confirms we're playing as gordon pretty much

[strange night]

Yeah but that doesn't mean it's impossible

[coarse leaf]

Yeah theyre actually working backwards, half life 3 gonna be ready in about 30 years

[mental imp]

https://tenor.com/view/shiseidored-pou-gif-13221666817185724082

[strange night]

I'm just yapping tbh, I've never played half life

[opaque sigil]

ok but a memento style game series could actually be kinda cool tho

[nimble radish]

hopefully portal 3 soon

[livid oracle]

Definitely Gordon, Definitely Half life, definitely not called Half life 3 (probably)

[coarse leaf]

no, its not promotion for his new song

[coarse leaf]

mauling your face soon

[kindred pewter]

It would be funny if it is

[lone crown]

Ive also never played half life

[marsh ibex]

https://x.com/HollywoodHandle/status/1880265343660356026
I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE

The Hollywood Handle (@HollywoodHandle) on X

‘SPIDER-MAN: BEYOND THE SPIDER-VERSE’ still hasn’t started voice recording.

“No, I wish. We haven’t started up yet.”

(Via: https://t.co/gJopOUX6Na)

X · Jan 17, 2025, 2:46 PM

[kindred pewter]

I've played 10 mins of half life

[livid oracle]

You are missing out on one of the greatest FPS of all time

[worn valley]

Fuck

[lone crown]

No way

[opaque sigil]

you gotta play half life 2 even if you skip 1

[marsh ibex]

This shit was never coming out when they said it was

[shy escarp]

what...

[fiery burrow]

dev hell dev hell dev hell dev hell

[coarse leaf]

yeah since marc laidlaw left the company, jay pinkerton and some other dude took over

[nimble radish]

they will never finish it

[heady iron]

Gman? Like the guy from skibidi toilet?

[kindred pewter]

Oof crunch culture

[nimble radish]

spider man is over
they completed spider man

[unborn moat]

The funny thing is that Subnautica 2 beats both of them (it's already confirmed to come out during June, if I remember correctly)

[kindred pewter]

I will silk you

[strange night]

I disagree with the moral implications of this but respect your decision and will not stop you

[worn valley]

Spiderman die

[livid oracle]

Yeah and he leaked HL2: E3 story already so you know they aren't using it

[nimble radish]

subnautica will release in early access like the other two subnautica games did

[coarse leaf]

he did delete it though

[worn valley]

Half-life 3 before silksong guys

[nimble radish]

it won't be finished for ages probably

[opaque sigil]

actually tho

[unborn moat]

https://tenor.com/view/atheer-gun-michael-scott-the-office-ath-gif-23470765

[kindred pewter]

I will maul your face too

[livid oracle]

Yeah he regretted doing it

[ashen hearth]

They should call it HL3

[worn valley]

And fans have been waiting for that since like 2007 😭

[opaque sigil]

the spiderverse movies were not meant to be a trilogy they gotta be working hard to generate a whole extra two hours of shit

[strange night]

https://tenor.com/view/i-started-blasting-so-anyway-i-started-blasting-danny-devito-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-blasting-gif-24425727

[coarse leaf]

if silksong doesnt drop before summer, half life 3 could genuinely be announced before it lmfao

but thats only if half life 3 passes playtesting

[livid oracle]

I kinda feel like we're gonna get HL sequel announcement at SGF

[strange night]

Tammo they ended the second one with to be continued how is that not supposed to be a trilogy

[nimble radish]

valve please make portal 3 we need it

[coarse leaf]

half life alyx was finished in 2018 but the story got completly changed because the story was ass

[livid oracle]

Valve owes Geoff something

[nimble radish]

gabe I know you have the time

[unborn moat]

That would be fucking hilarious. Just in case, prepare your clown make up, folks

[worn valley]

I'm equally excited for hl3 as I am for silksong because I love the half-life and portal series

[opaque sigil]

they like split it up last minute to justify another movie

[lone crown]

In what way will Mr. Mushroom appear in Silksong I wonder

[full rune]

by the tweet we would expect it in the next 25 years though so it cant be int he next 25 years

[coarse leaf]

yeah could actually be, im excited for when valve comes out and announces it

[strange night]

I wonder if spiderverse 3 will ever come out

[livid oracle]

Me too I can't wait

[worn valley]

IT HAS TOOOOO

[fiery burrow]

What the heck would a portal 3 be about and what would it do that portal 2 didn't

[unborn moat]

It will be a consumable soup, trust

[worn valley]

That's true

[quartz cave]

Found a lord sue storm what the fuck do people not step outaide

[nimble radish]

the same but more

[opaque sigil]

I mean tbf you could say that after portal 1 about 2

[strange night]

Shameik Moore is such a weirdo

[coarse leaf]

im like captain on black panther rn trynna hit lord

[worn valley]

Half-life 3 would actually be about something, Gordon teaming up with Eli to get to the borealis

[quartz cave]

Cringe and cringier

[coarse leaf]

fuck i love black panther dude, some support was mad as shit because of me lol

[quartz cave]

Fuck yuo as a support

[worn valley]

Marvellous rivals

[fiery burrow]

I mean Portal 2 did drastically shift the setting tone I guess

[full rune]

@opaque sigil i had that one rom hack opened on my phone for when i got back home and then i updated my phone and it wiped all my tabs, do you know the name of that FE rom hack again

[coarse leaf]

i will gladly jump your backline over and over and get out without a scratch

[quartz cave]

Wait till you find me

[opaque sigil]

https://feuniverse.us/t/fe8-fire-emblem-the-morrows-golden-country-complete/16284

[full rune]

the goat, tyvm

[quartz cave]

Zal hop on rivals

[strange night]

I like playing as venom with a spiderman on the team and swinging to enemy backlines together to snipe respawning healers and run away

[fiery burrow]

This is why I believe that Portal 3 will lean hard into a magitech aesthetic while Portal 4 will go full steampunk

[finite flax]

Winter Storm

[worn valley]

Yes portal 4

[coarse leaf]

as long as youre not mantis or rocket its aight

[opaque sigil]

portal 3 should have you using portals to splat combine

[finite flax]

Approaching

[nimble radish]

look as long as it's got the same level of puzzles as the other two I'll be able to beat it

[coarse leaf]

rocket that bitchass mf just shoots up in the sky whenever i jump him

[worn valley]

Funny

[barren sequoia]

What if hornet sang enemy by imagine dragon

[lone crown]

What if portal 3 had portal gun with 3 portals instead of two

[worn valley]

Portal reloaded

[full rune]

maybe when i build my new PC i cannot stand playing at 50fps

[quartz cave]

Damn

[ashen hearth]

From Valve's Publisher Page, there is 1 unlisted game

[coarse leaf]

yeah, atlus did the same before announcing some persona game

[tardy owl]

April 2nd guys

[coarse leaf]

i dont remember which

some people were saying its just "steam gift cards" but waybackmachine is really buggy with that lol

[ashen hearth]

Same thing happened before Sonic Frontiers lol

There was an unlisted Sonic game in the Steam collection

[spark garden]

Any news?

[coarse leaf]

how long did it take for it to be announced?

[worn valley]

No, but ...

[ashen hearth]

It was a couple weeks before

[spark garden]

yes?

[ashen hearth]

This just happened a week ago

[coarse leaf]

damn that steam page thing was discovered like in the first few days of january

[coarse leaf]

no its been there longer

i think since december 29th? not sure

[cedar trench]

whenever you are in a competition try to appear less human to your opponent

[cyan forum]

i too know the pain of waiting for the next title of an absolutely amazing animated movie trilogy

[marsh ibex]

portal machine gun

[cedar trench]

in a scary way

[quartz cave]

Damn i dont suck too horrendously at wolvie

[ashen hearth]

It's still not changed btw

[violet path]

hes just bad

[quartz cave]

Nah

[violet path]

LMAO

IM IN A GAME WITH AN INVIS WOMAN LORD

[spark garden]

what does your name mean and what does Xenon have to do with it?

[quartz cave]

Team??

[cedar trench]

i need her btw

[coarse leaf]

what?? no?

[cyan forum]

Hathaway's Flash was so fucking good man

[coarse leaf]

hes so good

[strange night]

Freaky ass

[cyan forum]

WHERE'S THE SEQUEL SUNRISE

[finite flax]

i am in a game with a woman its called arriage ( i am not married)

[cedar trench]

fym freaky ass you're just using words without understanding the meaning

[void moat]

the silksong cope on youtube is so crazy

[strange night]

(Yeah we can tell buddy)

[finite flax]

what tweet

[cedar trench]

no

[lone crown]

Means nothing

[strange night]

Sigma rizz ahh

[finite flax]

what does this mean

[cedar trench]

what new tweet

[strange night]

Blud tink this is ohio

[cedar trench]

what are you talking about

[finite flax]

bomboclat dawg

[lone crown]

That tweet isn’t “new”

[full rune]

"have you guys seen X"
"no, can you show us?"
"no, go find it yourself"

[lone crown]

It’s just the cake thing

[cedar trench]

???????? What tweet bro

[violet path]

true

[strange night]

It's saying that we can tell you're not married which is banter implying that it is obvious you are not in a relationship due to your character flaws, however it is just a goof

[coarse leaf]

i need squirrle girl

[void moat]

link it

[strange night]

Link?

[deft gulch]

so silksong is not coming

[strange night]

Cite your sources bro

[cedar trench]

just saying shit

[finite flax]

thank you my good man

[sand rock]

Source : trust me bro

[cedar trench]

i'm not opening twitter

[lone crown]

Me when I spread misinformation

[strange night]

I need Squirtle girl

[lone crown]

Its just the “keep your eyes closed” one

[cedar trench]

i need girl

[void moat]

those who lie

[opaque sigil]

it's bait if there was a real tweet they're post it

[strange night]

I need

[crude oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-spaghetti-hollow-knight-gif-20947547

[full rune]

is there not a new one before i mute him

[unique maple]

has anyone figured out what williams username means

[lone crown]

No new one

[cedar trench]

guy who is never going to reach nirvana:

[lone crown]

I checked

[crude oriole]

Yeah, it’s the name of a company in Australia

[void moat]

nah if there was a real tweet then there'd already be 50 youtube videos by primacon

[unique maple]

how does it relate to april 2

[cedar trench]

YOOOOO

[strange night]

Aaaand NSFW

[trim estuary]

Bro?

[lone crown]

Yeah you’re too funny man GTFO

[fiery burrow]

Little Bomey is a reference to the wine brand 'Little Boomey'; he's stoned.

[opaque sigil]

<@&283547423706447872> in case zal clicked away

[strange night]

Zal ban please

[cedar trench]

LMFAOOOOOO he went out with a bang

[atomic sparrow]

mods get em

[coarse blaze]

damn that was fast

[unique maple]

i meant like his @

[young breach]

based

[full rune]

lemme check the link before i ban him

[unborn moat]

I just came back and there is someone who posts devious stuff 💀

[crude oriole]

Uhhh, I forget, but there’s a primacon vid explaining everything

[cedar trench]

https://tenor.com/view/he-just-like-me-fr-gif-16064286952701303620

[strange night]

https://tenor.com/view/dale-walking-dead-i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-gif-3136629546574604277

[pastel creek]

What on earth

[full rune]

[void moat]

wasnt it little boney

[marsh ibex]

Checkex, there isn’t one

[lone crown]

Little boney isnt the alcohol

[lone crown]

That wine brand comes from Adelaide

[atomic sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/geto-suguru-suguru-geto-geto-stare-jjk-season-2-gif-7483518399201532097

[lone crown]

Its just a pun from william probably, took the “bo” in “wilbo” and added it to “little boomey”

[finite flax]

boosey fade

[fiery burrow]

Napoleon has been a disaster for the Silksong community

[atomic sparrow]

low taper fade

[opaque sigil]

may as well just start changing letters little bogey

[cedar trench]

lil bomey

lilbo

Wilbo

[finite flax]

what if ninja got a low taber fadddeee

[grim forge]

okay this is like objectively funny but why did you reply to that 😭

[opaque sigil]

I mean yeah obviously

[strange night]

Yeah I'm glad she got banned after her racist remarks

[fiery burrow]

huh

[cedar trench]

maybe i wasn't all that bad 2 years ago

[stoic sigil]

Twitter has been a disaster for Silksong community

[void moat]

the tweet is either like, craziest coincidence, craziest red herring, or craziest news

[grim forge]

aaaaaaand we're impaling you gef

[void moat]

or absolutely nothing

[trim estuary]

It was a Wilbo

[strange night]

Mmmmm that's it, get in the snake pit

[lone crown]

Elden Ring?????

[unborn moat]

Me when people try to connect a guy dead circa 200 years ago with an indie game about funny humanoid insects:

[trim estuary]

Messmer reference??

[grim forge]

https://tenor.com/view/messmer-messmer-elden-ring-elden-ring-hey-messmer-hey-gif-8327687394165318227

[tawdry tinsel]

th

[formal karma]

it's this one right here

[tawdry tinsel]

this is hilarious in every way

[grim forge]

okay let's line up for the firing squad

[cedar trench]

THE GAME JOURNOS ARE ONTO US

[lone crown]

IGN fuck you now more people will come in here asking for cake

They are NOT getting a piece of me

[fiery burrow]

You can't blame them this is one of the funniest things thats ever happened in this fandom

[trim estuary]

[tawdry tinsel]

this post makes the fandom look insane more than it already was

[unborn moat]

If all of this is actually a huge troll, IGN reporting this will be too damn funny

[marsh ibex]

“More insane”
lmao

[lone crown]

We bombed a fucking cake recipe over william’s tweet

[livid stag]

can't believe we got owned by ign.......

[opaque sigil]

no the fandom being insane makes the fandom look insane

[cedar trench]

ok guys poll time!

World peace for about 50 years:
Game Journalist Mass exinction:

[strange night]

Yo mama is too damn funny

[tawdry tinsel]

imagine an outsider sees this

[grim forge]

https://tenor.com/view/beomkyuta-cachorro-rindo-dog-laughing-gif-20922220

[lone crown]

Messmer jumpscare

[unborn moat]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-shocked-blue-emoji-emoji-blumoji-gif-15892774813361256198

[fiery burrow]

There are some good game journalists

[opaque sigil]

that's kinda the point

[cedar trench]

and there are some good arms manufacturers

[strange night]

Imagine yo mama sees this

[grim forge]

gamers in 2014

[tawdry tinsel]

that big thing in question haven't even happend yet

[unborn moat]

I genuinely don't know what to say. Guess I'll just accept my defeat...

[cedar trench]

TRUEEE

[tawdry tinsel]

oh I already showed her the cake

[finite flax]

not outisdie rs ....rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaghhhh not in my holow knight discord......

[fresh zodiac]

hey guys i watched star wars episode 6, are we okay now?

[strange night]

It was a reference to imagine dragons

[fiery burrow]

How did you arrive at this conclusion

[strange night]

Now watch rogue one

[opaque sigil]

well that was more about women than game journalists

[grim forge]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[quartz cave]

Game just ended and ult lines cut off so i just heard "We are Born"
Good job you guys thats true!!

[cedar trench]

i'm playing i don't fw death merchants

[strange night]

Through capitalism

[quartz cave]

anyways wheres ennea

[lone crown]

America

[silver oak]

People found out about wilbo’s twitter…

[grim forge]

the NORMIES found it

[finite flax]

americaA; chill guys i dont hate you i just love you for your money

[silver oak]

It’s over

[cedar trench]

people found out about my favorite indie band queen

[fiery burrow]

it was supposed to be for US

[lone crown]

William should definitey just abandon his acc and make an alt or something

[stoic sigil]

PURE!!!

[marsh tiger]

hi guys I joined here for some ss insight 💀

[lone crown]

People made too big of a deal over it