sk-discussion

[peak dagger]

Yeah, i thought william would post again cuz he said big news tomorrow etc

Ah well, time to disappear again for like 3 months

[carmine island]

The day isn’t over here in aus

[midnight trout]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_2#:~:text=1755 – Commodore William James captures,his First Symphony in Vienna.

[carmine island]

It’s still 3:40pm

[midnight trout]

Could any of this be reverse anagrammed to Williams new handle

[peak dagger]

I respect your positivity sire. I belieb in you

[rapid pagoda]

It would be so mean if he was just trolling the community with that tweet

[midnight trout]

Does Adelaide have daylight savings?

[rapid pagoda]

[astral dagger]

I found the date

May 19
2025

[carmine island]

Idk but even if it does it’s only an hour ahead of me

[midnight trout]

Yeh I’m qld

[peak dagger]

#silksongreleasedateconfirmed

[midnight trout]

You definitely found this on the reddit thread

[peak dagger]

Source: trust me bro

[astral dagger]

I put hollow knight.exe into ChatGPT and asked for when Silksong releases

[midnight trout]

You can upload exes what

[astral dagger]

I renamed it to a .txt

[midnight trout]

Oh I see

[carmine island]

Rules update anyone spreading misinformation about the Silksong release date will be publicly hung drawn and quartered

[peak dagger]

Doubt the file made a difference in the response

[young saffron]

Nice ip grabber, reported to modmail.

[peak dagger]

Par.. pa... parr... parrrrsley... parsssnip...

[midnight trout]

This was April 2

[midnight trout]

Bro it was Wikipedia bud

[lone crown]

The fuck is legal history

Whats illegal history

[young saffron]

Too late, you are gonna be publicly hung

[young saffron]

.

[carmine island]

It was ari, William, Jack and leth

[midnight trout]

Yep

[peak dagger]

PARLEY, that's the one, parley!

[carmine island]

Real

[lone crown]

Graig drove the van out

[midnight trout]

They are saying sorry for their crimes on this day

[carmine island]

That’s such a silly way to say they’re making a public apology

[lone crown]

Larkin handed them the schematics of the facility

[carmine island]

No Larkin knitted the skimasks

[lone crown]

Oh right how could I forget

[midnight trout]

With silk

9 years ago they planned this so they could hint at silksong s release

How smart

[astral dagger]

What if their account just got hacked

And team cherry has cut all internet connection while they work on silksong in a secret bunker in the marina trench

[viscid wind]

Still

[midnight trout]

I hate silksong news so much

[viscid wind]

How was the date of April 2 known before it was announced if Nintendo doesn't share direct info before announcing them?

[midnight trout]

I remember last year waiting for the stupid Xbox direct thing

[astral dagger]

I AM NOT THE FIRST TO ESCAPE THE SHADOW
FIND THE OTHERS

[midnight trout]

They would have been told it’s obvious

[peak dagger]

Hear em out. Surrender.

Give up

[viscid wind]

I'm saying if the account was hacked

[peak dagger]

It'll come when it'll come, and we have no control over it

[coral prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/fresh-prince-we-will-smith-theres-no-we-shocked-gif-17214689

[wheat sail]

We!

[astral dagger]

I’ll buy 3 silkcoin if it doesn’t release by may 19 2025, ChatGPT never lies.

[viscid wind]

Leth said they don't get told about directs before announcement

[midnight trout]

I fucking hate it because I have sleepless nights thinking about it like a few days before

[midnight trout]

They can ask though

[viscid wind]

Nope

[midnight trout]

Also this is completely different

[cerulean sable]

Silk Games

[viscid wind]

Kinda true,,,

[peak dagger]

Dude, play Nine Sols lol

[carmine island]

Taco!

[midnight trout]

Software direct is a whole different thing to hardware

[cerulean sable]

https://tenor.com/view/warno-gif-17631418952155858911

[viscid wind]

They probably warned partners prematurely to get them ready for switch 2

[midnight trout]

Already have on gamepass : )

[carmine island]

That is ok I will live through it :3

[cerulean sable]

yeah that is fair

[midnight trout]

Can’t wait till Mario 3d game it better be this year

[viscid wind]

Nine sols is fucking lame

[midnight trout]

It’s good

[viscid wind]

It has a stealth section apparently

[coral prawn]

DOWN!

[peak dagger]

respectfully, no!

[viscid wind]

And it's not silksong

[astral dagger]

RED SHADOW

[peak dagger]

hahahha fair

[midnight trout]

That was fun

[viscid wind]

I fucking hate stealth so much

[carmine island]

Silksong release is gonna overshadow the rapture ngl

[astral dagger]

Silksong stealth section:

[viscid wind]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[astral dagger]

(It’s optional though if you do the right side-quest)

[midnight trout]

The April direct will probab be the first and last time I stay up for a game news announcement

[viscid wind]

I have signed a blood pact a fair bit ago to only play hollow knight and silksong metroidvanias

[blissful patio]

If we do get a trailer and you want to celebrate, you should eat this https://img.cdn4dd.com/p/fit=cover,width=1200,height=1200,format=auto,quality=90/media/photosV2/2db03cc1-e138-45ae-bfd8-19a40b05bde1-retina-large.jpg

[astral dagger]

I have stayed up for every single direct and vaguely related announcement for the past few years

[midnight trout]

If Zote ain’t in silksong : (

[blissful patio]

Why no embed…

[carmine island]

New knight role

[floral delta]

New Knight

[coral prawn]

New knight

[floral delta]

Heh

[carmine island]

FUCK

[blissful patio]

Man

Well it’s Brooklyn blackout ice cream

[coral prawn]

Hey I added the emoji i am now slow

[midnight trout]

I got beat saber that is really fun

[floral delta]

[wheat sail]

New king

[carmine island]

Mexican standoff with snail reactions

[floral delta]

How am I slow

I said it first

[viscid wind]

And it seems nine sols is really REALLY unoptimised

[coral prawn]

Uuuh no muffin did

[carmine island]

Snail everyone

The men

The women

[floral delta]

Cap

[carmine island]

Even the children

[viscid wind]

The minimal reqs are genuinely insane

[midnight trout]

I kinda wanna force myself to get bad at video games so I can experience silksong the same way I did hollow knight

I think my first run took me 50h

[viscid wind]

Have you even seen the traier

[midnight trout]

For what

[coral prawn]

I never lie

[midnight trout]

Silksong or nine sols

[floral delta]

Tf

[coral prawn]

Nine sols

[floral delta]

Lemme reload discord

[viscid wind]

It's i think supposed to be harder and more complicated than hollow Knight

[viscid wind]

Skong

[midnight trout]

Yes

Why would I have not

[midnight trout]

Ohhhh

[carmine island]

Oh did you genuinely think you were first?

[floral delta]

Well fuck me, you're right Mustache man

[midnight trout]

Well duh

[viscid wind]

Fake fan ?

[carmine island]

Always check before you snail someone

[midnight trout]

But I’m pretty good at beating hollow knight fast

And other games

[floral delta]

But my Discord-

[viscid wind]

How fast

[floral delta]

I'm bad at Speedrunning

Beat Hornet in 26 minutes

[carmine island]

You will be hung drawn and quartered for this

[floral delta]

Slow

[midnight trout]

I think my best run (not for a speed run or anything is like 3h)

[coral prawn]

Faster then The Food Chain

[naive tinsel]

guys

[floral delta]

WAI-

[midnight trout]

And 100% is like 6h

[viscid wind]

I'm pretty sure the game and tech is completely different

[naive tinsel]

did william change his bio?

[carmine island]

Bye bye!

[midnight trout]

Well yes

[viscid wind]

Slow as hell😭

[floral delta]

I'm slower

[midnight trout]

But what I’m saying is I don’t want to finish it in like a week or 2

[viscid wind]

I hope I'm alive and have internet access when silksong releases

[midnight trout]

Hollow knight I took a few months to finish in like 50h coz it was my first time really playing a proper metroidvania

And no I’m not like 6

[carmine island]

The rapture is approaching

[floral delta]

50H

[coral prawn]

Best metroidvania is metroid other M

[floral delta]

Hah, I took longer

[proud]

[lone crown]

For 112% blind playthrough it took me 40h

[viscid wind]

Only???? What the fuck?

[midnight trout]

My 112% took me 95-100h I think

[viscid wind]

No way that shit was blind

[carmine island]

112% took me 13 minutes

[lone crown]

Really? I thought that was a long time

I was stuck on p3 for a good bit

[carmine island]

I just used cheats the whole way through

[floral delta]

Maybe I should 112%

[coral prawn]

Nah

[floral delta]

Gasp

Mustache man

[viscid wind]

Were you really going in blind

[carmine island]

Why don’t speedrunners just enable non clip?

[jade canopy]

I really should get on the cake trend
And change my pfp

[carmine island]

It makes the game so much easier

[floral delta]

Hi Azerod!

[jade canopy]

You don’t watch glitched speedruns lol

[lone crown]

I swear I was, the game was only recommended to me by a friend who couldnt stop about egg this white fork that void this silk that

[jade canopy]

They do lol

[viscid wind]

Have you watched ag

[midnight trout]

Same here that thing sucked and then I gave up and came back only last year

[coral prawn]

Erm its mustache woman actually

[carmine island]

Ag?

[viscid wind]

Were you looking up where everything is or something

[lone crown]

I was not looking up anything

[floral delta]

But your pronouns and Profile pronouns are He/Him 😭

[lone crown]

HK isnt my first metroidvania

[midnight trout]

I read the wiki all the time and still got my slowass times

[jade canopy]

Ag is all glitches

[viscid wind]

Some shit is horribly hidden

[carmine island]

HIS PRONOUNS ARE SHE/HER

[jade canopy]

They go out of bounds in the first second of the speedrun

[coral prawn]

Yeah but I tought you meant my pfp

[lone crown]

I think what sped it up was having recollection of every place i couldnt make it to

[viscid wind]

Grimm troupe and hive

[floral delta]

"Doh, That's a woman?"
The Lorax

[lone crown]

Oh yeah, stuff like the dream boss refights I knew to look for because lost kin is unmissable since you walk into its arena again after monarch wings

[carmine island]

What did you mean by this??

[desert tartan]

its coming tomorrow i feel it he told me

[jade canopy]

I told you damn it

[jade canopy]

^^

[viscid wind]

Go watch any% all glitches

[heavy flame]

Hows the cake situation guys? Just woke up

[carmine island]

DIDNT ASK YOU!!!

[desert tartan]

tomorrow

[carmine island]

Thanks for clarifying

[astral dagger]

This is all a reference to

The cake is a lie.

[viscid wind]

A lot of the players don't fight broken vessel before they get dream nail

[lost shell]

silksong is a lie 😭

[floral delta]

The cake is a lie.

[naive tinsel]

idk if the missing letters mean something. 15 is the character limit

[lone crown]

Oh i fought bv after getting dnail

[naive tinsel]

i saw someone saying that the missing letters could mean something so

idk

[carmine island]

We’re throwing you into Malebolge

[coral prawn]

It means nothing

[viscid wind]

But grimm i genuinely could not figure out what the corpse was for without googling it and it's hidden behind like 3 breakable walls

[viscid wind]

ong?

[sinful flare]

i cant even fit my name into a twitter handle thank god i dont use twitter

[carmine island]

Lad it’s a troll post until proven otherwise

[lost shell]

twitter sucks, it's a good thing you don't use it lmao

[sinful flare]

honestly
True

[naive tinsel]

idk

\

[sinful flare]

actually every social media platform sucks

[naive tinsel]

english isnt my main language

[sinful flare]

use none of them

[naive tinsel]

and i dont use twitter

[coral prawn]

Real and true

[pliant torrent]

every druid was wrong?

[proper field]

is silksong out yet

[floral delta]

No

[carmine island]

Every Druid was wright

[viscid wind]

Every druid was phoenix wright

[sinful flare]

Phoenix Wright you could say

[proper field]

i'm subscribed to the silksong reddit just to see the madness

[sinful flare]

your autopsy is outdated

[naive tinsel]

it will end up in nothing

[coral prawn]

Eww reddit and r/silksong

[carmine island]

Oh he’s far too gone…

[naive tinsel]

he is blocking people

[viscid wind]

How the fuck can an autopsy be outdated those are only done once

[lost shell]

reddit really isn't that bad

[naive tinsel]

but the wine and cake thing is sooooo crazy

[coral prawn]

Oh no it is

I would know I use it

[viscid wind]

R/silksong is fucking horrible

[high swan]

anyone looked into wow speedruns? I'm thinking the wr in everydruidwaswr might be short for world record

[viscid wind]

It fell off horribly after e1331 appeared

[lost shell]

if you stay away from the bad subs it really isn't bad

[carmine island]

They die again

[coral prawn]

All subs are bad🙏

[sinful flare]

i am the student of miles immorales edgeworth

[proper field]

if you want a serious sub it's bad sure but i find it entertaining

[lost shell]

simply untrue 🙏

[naive tinsel]

april 2nd world record?

[coral prawn]

Simply true🙏

[naive tinsel]

why wow

[sinful flare]

wtf

[high swan]

idk first game that comes to mind with a druid class

[carmine island]

This fucking cake looks grotesque

[lost shell]

I'm getting diabetes looking at this image

[carmine island]

They know it’s bait and they believe it anyway…

[sinful flare]

i could never be a lie

[lost shell]

thats gotta be way too chocolatey.

[high swan]

is there one?

[naive tinsel]

idk

[carmine island]

It would fix me

[naive tinsel]

never played it

[cloud yew]

idk why i’m entertaining this but there’s a druid in silksong

druid of the moss temple

[sinful flare]

chocolatey like a package manager for windows

[lost shell]

where is this confirmed?

[sinful flare]

is it even a pkg manager i forgot

[cloud yew]

https://hollowknight.fandom.com/wiki/Druid_of_the_Moss_Temple

[shell tartan]

Silksong will be so worth

[coral prawn]

We went from shaman to druid

[naive tinsel]

this is the site photo of the rest of the cake

[lost shell]

it's a shaman isn't it?

[cunning geode]

pretty sure the silksong guy is indeed a druid

[naive tinsel]

maybe the twitter thing is just a piece of it???

[lost shell]

it looks like it was dropped on the ground in an alley way back in whales

[cunning geode]

what?

it looks delicious

[trim estuary]

Someone hates fun

[lost shell]

it doesn't to me personally

looks like it's half mud, half termite clay

[cunning geode]

ok

[carmine island]

It looks like a stomach infection

Idk what that looks like but it does

[naive tinsel]

omg someone on reddit found it

Diablo 2 world record

with the druid class

april 2nd

[viscid wind]

holy shit

[cloud yew]

it says druid in here

[lost shell]

interesting

guess we threw out the shamans

we getting an upgrade to eco friendly mages

[cunning geode]

threw out?

[frozen frigate]

Sick, Sick, Sick by Queens of The Stone Age guys

[lost shell]

pretty solid song

[frozen frigate]

julian casablancas is in it too

[viscid wind]

Link because i can't find it on speedrun com

[coral prawn]

Through patches of Violet by Mili🔥🖊️

[frozen frigate]

throwing this on right now

[coral prawn]

Uuuh just a heada up there are spoilers for canto 6 in Limbus company

[frozen frigate]

oh its a limbus company thing

[naive tinsel]

searching for it to see if it is legit

[frozen frigate]

i have never even seen gameplay of this game

[viscid wind]

The bottom one is chat gpt deadass

[coral prawn]

Its really good imo

[unborn dome]

i think switch 2 theory was right
i love making crackhead predictions

[naive tinsel]

not true

[wheat sail]

get the pac man release date

[coral prawn]

And the music os fucking amazing

[opaque sigil]

wow the reddit is stupid

[lone crown]

What if the page in edge mentioning druid has our answers

[viscid wind]

That is literally chat gpt UI

[lost shell]

that run was after april 2nd

lol

[rapid topaz]

mentioning druid?

[viscid wind]

I don't think everydruidwaswr means much, i hope

[rapid topaz]

ah moss druid

[wraith plank]

So when is he gonna announce the thing it's been 24 hours

[viscid wind]

But if we get a THIRD """coincedence"""

[opaque sigil]

nothing is happening

[naive tinsel]

the information

[cunning geode]

i kinda thought the wr stood for "everydruidwaswrong"

[viscid wind]

nothing is happening

[wraith plank]

Why

[viscid wind]

As if chatgpt doesn't hallucinate

[naive tinsel]

blind trusted on reddit

[cunning geode]

chatgpt makes up information

[lost shell]

wr universally stands for world record

[naive tinsel]

i said that the info isnt true

chatgpt is lying

[wraith plank]

My mind cannot take any more trolls from team cherry

[cunning geode]

everydruidwas "world record?"

[opaque sigil]

not a troll

[cunning geode]

didnt he just hit the character limit on the @

[opaque sigil]

in fact there have been no trolls

[humble zephyr]

keep your eyes closed chat

[viscid wind]

Oh ,i thought you said

[wraith plank]

And your ears open

[viscid wind]

Hang on i have something

[frozen frigate]

the 2 top comments on this video were left by 2 people named Heathcliff and Catherine and they're just saying each other's name. what does this mean .

[rapid topaz]

"wr" can be intentionally a cut out word as well but I think wombat is right

[viscid wind]

https://twitter.com/Imaginedragons/status/1775198411693920431?mx=2
Look at the date

Imagine Dragons (@Imaginedragons) on X

Eyes Closed. TOMORROW.

X · Apr 2, 2024, 4:27 PM

[humble zephyr]

😭

[wraith plank]

Nooooooooooooooo

[cunning geode]

maybe hes just listening to imagine dragons 👹

[tender heath]

truye,..

[opaque sigil]

or maybe it's nothing because eyes closed is an incredibly common idea to express

[lost shell]

okay guys

I think i found it

[wraith plank]

If he his now he has to listen to our curses

[cunning geode]

no

silence

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[opaque sigil]

you can probably find plenty of tweets on any date about eyes being closed

[wraith plank]

Don't just don't give us false hope it's too much

[opaque sigil]

you're doing it to yourself mate

[viscid wind]

it's the exact phrase and exact date and matches with the cake date

[wraith plank]

Ik still I just want silksong😭

[opaque sigil]

oh yes because eyes closed is such a distinctive phrase

it's not

[fluid matrix]

maybe "tomorrow" just refered to the reveal of switch 2 which also just points to 2nd april

[humble zephyr]

the insanity of this community

[viscid wind]

And how often do you see people telling you "eyes closed tomorrow"

[wraith plank]

Not often ngl

[lost shell]

so back in april of 2020 there was a massive influx of speedrunners playing Druid in diablo 2 before the remake came out, and there was constant world records happening. I'm seeing 7 each constantly after eachother, and the average time it took for the people to watch and review the runs, was 3 days. they were all posted to speedrun.com on april 5th. this leaves me to believe that one of the content creators that got a WR is what we are looking for.

[opaque sigil]

eyes closed is incredibly common, eyes closed tomorrow is an inversion of eyes open tomorrow which is aligned with the gibberish tweet

just like

think

but actually

not the lunatic conspiracy posting version

[shell yacht]

Be quiet go to bed haven't we told y'all like a dozen times now why y'all are not cooking

[coral prawn]

Oh god its pretty hard to explain but || durning the finall boss fight for canto 6 you fight a version of heathcliff and Catherine who are looking for each other|| huge spoilers for canto 6 in Limbus company

[rapid topaz]

mfw silksong fans will keep their eyes closed tomorrow

[viscid wind]

Blocked, unbeliever cope

[fluid matrix]

where

[shell yacht]

The only way they're going to see silk song is if they close their eyes because it's not showing up tomorrow

[viscid wind]

It's not fucking showing up tomorrow

[wraith plank]

Genius among men

[fluid matrix]

bruh

[barren hare]

april 2nd

[opaque sigil]

oh no whatever will I do

[fluid matrix]

so are they just saying that there is no skong so thats why we should close our eyes dang

[viscid wind]

That is chatgpt

[fluid matrix]

it's not deep sadge

[naive tinsel]

chatgpt

[barren hare]

idk

[opaque sigil]

this is all incredibly stupid for a community that has a real habit of getting on incredibly fucking stupid hype trains

[barren hare]

its real fr

[wraith plank]

Hmmm 🙂 aah yes I m losing my fricking mind

[shell yacht]

Yeah it's real fucking stupid

[warped hinge]

surely this means silksong is coming

[viscid wind]

Where is the wr part here it's just an article on the diablo 4 druid class

[wraith plank]

Another one

[fluid matrix]

what are the odds that that Twitter account was just hacked?

[frozen frigate]

why are we even talking about silksong in here guys this is not the channel for iot

[carmine island]

Yeha but it’s funny to watch people lose their minds over it lol

[naive tinsel]

yeah but this is a fucking enormous coincidence

[humble zephyr]

i think its pretty cool that some guy can just troll and cause this much conspiracy

[viscid wind]

And the hacker knew the date a day before it was announced?

[opaque sigil]

no it isn't

[wraith plank]

Odds are low but never zero

[carmine island]

The rest of tc would probably say something if that happened

[opaque sigil]

it's not a coincidence when people go looking to post hoc construct connections

[charred cloak]

What's the cake thing about?

[cunning geode]

slim because its not posting crypto scams

[opaque sigil]

you can always always always do that it's super easy

[wraith plank]

Just a cake man just a cake

[opaque sigil]

people see the word druid and then look for literally any time that word has been used on that date and they'll find something because it's not really that rare a word

[lost shell]

chatgpt is considerably wrong

[opaque sigil]

that's not a coincidence at all

[charred cloak]

The cake means something

[fluid matrix]

wait is switc 2 coming out on april 2 or just getting announced

[cunning geode]

the cake is yummy thats what it means

[naive tinsel]

if it means something, why would he block everyone???????

[cloud yew]

confirmation bias ♥️

[wraith plank]

It means we just got trolled

[naive tinsel]

but it is fucking stupid for a coincidence

[lost shell]

there was a new druid tech found so a bunch of people were running druid to try and get new druid records. @barren hare

[shell yacht]

This is not the pr account because it's not leth
It's a Shitpost account
They've never done an arg
Your grasping at straws looking at April 2nd bullshit because his profile picture is a fucking cake now

[humble zephyr]

i think the cake is a silksong ending spoiler

[shell yacht]

Because y'all are being stupid and he's sick of dealing with you? If it was a real advertisement he wouldn't be blocking people

[fluid matrix]

XDDDD

[opaque sigil]

who the fuck would want to get spammed with that shit

[lost shell]

crazy work, maybe lighten up a bit and let the community have some fun, dipstick

[cloud yew]

he should block more people i think

[shell yacht]

You don't get to see what I just said and call it crazy after the shit I saw y'all say all day

You making up bullshit all day is just rilling up people to be angry little whiny children later

[cloud yew]

also it’s his personal account and he’s gained like almost 3k followers since that tweet which he probably doesn’t want

[cunning geode]

he didnt even like the cake

[atomic sparrow]

who ?

william pellen ?

[cunning geode]

silly users

[atomic sparrow]

🍰

[lost shell]

okay? who cares. you can simply mute people being rude or disrespectful and let us have some fun

[carmine island]

Imagine it’s just his birthday or something

[naive tinsel]

just speculation

[shell yacht]

Oh yes misinformation and rage bait so much fun, no

[cloud yew]

it’s not really fun though when the community is the way it is because people keep doing this to themselves lol

[lost shell]

what misinformation??? it's a theory. nothing is absolute 💀

[shell yacht]

Yeah tell us all the people that are fucking eating it up like it's truth and it's God's word

[opaque sigil]

every time it's having fun until it doesn't happen and people are screaming about how tc is the devil

[cloud yew]

yeah

[opaque sigil]

just like be sane

[shell yacht]

Somebody says some bullshit thing y'all eat it up and turn it into a fake release date and then you whine and complain and send fucking death threats and other stupid shit because it's never fucking true

[carmine island]

Hey tammo do you like cats?

[shell yacht]

The cycle has been going for three plus years

[lost shell]

this really isn't something people should be caring about. It is as simple as muting the people whining and trying to have fun with the little scraps TC sometimes leads us to.

[opaque sigil]

I'm not like a superfan but yeah they're neat and soft (when they aren't sharp)

[humble zephyr]

glad the tradition is keeping up!

[opaque sigil]

controlling disinformation? ok sure

[lone crown]

June 12th, november 19th, every anniversary that passes, so on and so forth

[carmine island]

I have some pictures if you’re interested

[opaque sigil]

sure

[cloud yew]

ok but the number of people who whine and complain is absolutely massive lol

[opaque sigil]

I might have some too

[carmine island]

He has no brain activity and I love him

[lost shell]

you would think after 6 years of waiting people would have grown up by now.

[lone crown]

I'm pretty sure people would still send death threats even for real news simply for the fact of lacking a release date

[cloud yew]

yeah you would think so

[atomic sparrow]

2/10 cat never does anythings

[last sapphire]

yo take a deep breath

[humble zephyr]

he fluffy af wth

[carmine island]

That’s the point

[cloud yew]

i agree

[lost shell]

people that whine and complain about silksong not coming out, don't care about the product they are getting, and are simply just trying to jump on the "I want to hate something so silksong it is"

[lone crown]

Introducing newcomers

[shell yacht]

No because those people the same people that are yapping today about this release date being real

[cloud yew]

people say they only want TC to confirm they’re alive/still working on the game/the game exists

please that’s all we want we’ll be quiet forever if they give us that

and then they get that and they keep whining

[naive tinsel]

no?

[opaque sigil]

every one of them is a liar

[shell yacht]

You must be new

[lone crown]

Be honest. We all just want a date

[cloud yew]

bc what they actually want is a release date

[naive tinsel]

not everyone talking about it is harassing team cherry

[lost shell]

this is the concept of the sin of gluttony, people always want more.

[shell yacht]

Oh you just can't read okay, I'm saying the complainers are the ones that are here today insisting that the date is real

[last sapphire]

Might be, might not be. I sure hope it is, but I have attained hype nirvana

[opaque sigil]

yes! I don't really think there's much of value they could give other than that at this point so no reason to clamor for anything until it's ready

[barren hare]

Then ban the complainers lol

[naive tinsel]

yeah I cant read

not my main language

[cloud yew]

i think people are just lying about what they want bc they know they’re being impatient

[lone crown]

Exactly

[cloud yew]

so they say they want news when what they mean is they want a release date

[humble zephyr]

i think a release date would come with another trailer not some dumbass twitter post

[carmine island]

Ngl love is overrated

[naive tinsel]

just trying to talk about a game

[lost shell]

easiest fix, if the children can't learn to be patient and wait they obviously don't deserve to be in this server

[shell yacht]

They said to expect news from them and Leth is the pr guy not wilbo

[sacred stratus]

@rustic ore https://youtu.be/wexrCNIqMwM?si=VlDgSl1uD4DohsT_

Gravios looks good

My boy got that wilds rizz

[shell yacht]

GRAVIOS IS BACK???????

[lost shell]

gravios looks so good.

[fluid matrix]

yes but why wouldn't the release date for the release date be teased like this? i think tis kinda interesting

[lost shell]

YESSIR!

[shell yacht]

Okay I have to kill somebody for a PS5 now I cannot be missing out on wilds

[sacred stratus]

Yes

[shell yacht]

Who's going to be My sacrifice

[lone crown]

Im fine with waiting, I just dislike periods like these when there's speculation over announcements cause time passes sooooo slowly dwelling on it too much especially if its ambiguous

[last sapphire]

did leth comment on it?

[carmine island]

My time has come

[sacred stratus]

He looks so detailed

[cloud yew]

i really feel like a lot of the people who complain have never had to wait for a game before

[shell yacht]

The comment I'm referring to is years old but it's official

[lost shell]

frrr

[runic atlas]

Outer Wilds...

[barren hare]

Hey Leth did you comment on it?

[naive tinsel]

he could just deconfirm it

[sacred stratus]

Buy a PC

[shell yacht]

Never

[frozen frigate]

From Eden by Hozier guys

[barren hare]

Team cherry could just say if it’s bait or not… but they don’t

[runic atlas]

It'd cost way more than a ps5

[sacred stratus]

Wilds roster looking kinda good so far guys

[shell yacht]

PS5 is still cheaper than trying to build a PC that can run wilds

[naive tinsel]

yeah

[lost shell]

the difference between a ps5 and a ps4 is basically nothing 😭

[last sapphire]

ToTK and Elden Ring haha

[lone crown]

I still remember waiting for shovel knight king of cards

[humble zephyr]

bait cant be bait if its confirmed smh

[shell yacht]

Okay I'll sacrifice you for a PS5 pro then, get in the wood chipper

[runic atlas]

PS5 has exclusives

[shell yacht]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/793128374213279776/1301702044586872842/ThatsItGetInTheWoodChipper-1.gif

[sacred stratus]

More powerful, easier to upgrade, more games cause steam, emulation, also a computer you can work on. It’s worth the price

[runic atlas]

200 more dollars for nothing

[frozen frigate]

Work Song by Hozier guys

[tender heath]

hi powdered

[lost shell]

no it isn't. With a battle mage gpu, 12 gb of ddr4 ram, and a 5600x you can easily run wilds. that build would only be 600$ tops, and would last you twice the time a ps5 will

[warped rune]

shut up

[runic atlas]

Yes but powdered is powdered

[rapid topaz]

I used to be interested for a PS5 but now that Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart is on PC.......

[shell yacht]

Howdy fiablo

[ripe cliff]

i'll hop, but if it sucks i'll chase you with a pointy stick

[tender heath]

hyd

[frozen frigate]

mods i have no idea who this is please ban them

[shell yacht]

Something about this math doesn't add up

[warped rune]

this is clearly a joke do not ban me

[sacred stratus]

I don’t know what this means. All I know is that steam alone already gives PC the largest gaming library

[shell yacht]

Tired but I can't sleep

[tender heath]

:< that's sad

you should go read something maybe

[astral dagger]

Silksong will release on the heat death of the universe.

[tender heath]

[lone crown]

You know what's the only part about xbox i like

[tender heath]

ok

[lone crown]

Their controllers

[tender heath]

ok

[frozen frigate]

listen to Work Song after

[shell yacht]

Their controllers were good until the Xbox One, I've never had a trigger literally break off after a few months of use on any console except for that one and it happened three times playing Titanfall 2 and OverWatch

[ripe cliff]

ive already heard work song and it's good

[frozen frigate]

titanfall 2 mentiond

[lone crown]

Thats crazy wow

[frozen frigate]

hell yeah

[warped rune]

springtime depression by forgotten tomb guys

[frozen frigate]

nice pfp brother

[rapid topaz]

that's the part i like

[shell yacht]

The Duke controller was good nothing could break that shit

[frozen frigate]

mmmmm naaahhhhh

[rapid topaz]

first xbox wasn't even that great imo but the reveal was funny

[shell yacht]

I don't even remember the reveal but if it was the rock before he became a pompous ass it was probably funny

[warped rune]

hozier SUCKS and i hate you !!!!!!!!!!!!

[frozen frigate]

no he doesnt no stop it 😭 😭 😭

[rapid topaz]

it's just so surreal to see this today, Bill gates and the rock

revealing Xbox

[frozen frigate]

this playlist is so good

[warped rune]

alright.

who did that

[frozen frigate]

i made it myself its all of my favourite hozier songs

[lone crown]

The rock has tumbled

[shell yacht]

And nowadays we just get a 2 minute 360 camera view of the switch

[frozen frigate]

can you believe its this good

[shell yacht]

The boulder would never

[warped rune]

can you send it to me

[sacred stratus]

Anyways @shell yacht surely you can save some money for a PS5?

[lone crown]

Ps5 has mega drift issue

[shell yacht]

If I had income sure right now I'm working on selling my blood but that still requires getting out of the house on a regular basis to sell it

[frozen frigate]

Absolutely NOT.

[cloud yew]

it’s so bad

[warped rune]

do itttuhhhgg😭😭😭😭😭

[runic atlas]

#sk-discussion message

[lone crown]

I believe ive had one for like four years or so, I literally had to open up my PS5 and learn how the disc drive functions so I could fix it when it stopped taking discs or ejecting

And i havent even touched or dropped it

It just stopped behaving one day

I believe i have a recording of the sound

[shell yacht]

My Xbox One did the same thing, it never got dropped it never even was Dusty when I opened it up but the faceplate just stopped being responsive and the controller kept desyncing for absolutely no reason

[quiet knot]

I just realized, we have much less mods than we used to huh?

[shell yacht]

Ya

[cloud yew]

my switch is hanging on by a thread lately it’s so unbelievably fucked for literally no reason

[quiet knot]

Get the draft up and running

[runic atlas]

Like 5 of em became alumni

[shell yacht]

Somebody told me what was wrong with my switch and I already forgot what it was, but basically it's slowing down a lot. Something something thermal paste probably

[ripe cliff]

its kind of a busy time of the year rn

[opaque sigil]

I mean how old is it

[quiet knot]

"No reason" I bet you thew it across the damn room

[frozen frigate]

powdered is the last surviving mod, this is similar to the last stag in hollow knight, implying that powdered is actually the lead game developer for silksong

[ripe cliff]

what the chatgpt ⁉️

[shell yacht]

I don't think y'all want me working on silksong by myself the only game under my belt is a fighting game by EA

[cloud yew]

i think i got it in 2019 but there’s no way it should be in the state it’s in after a few years

[shell yacht]

God damn is the bitch chewing on rocks? But real shit I've heard that noise from a PS3 before there's something in the distray or the belt fell off

[cloud yew]

i’m so careful with it but you really would think i’d been punching it and throwing it at the wall if you saw the state of it

[lone crown]

I honestly forgot what I did to fix it tbh, I think the gear placement was off

[quiet knot]

Lol

[shell yacht]

I've never seen the PS5 internals but I didn't think they were so loose that the gears and belt could come apart

[lone crown]

Literally machine gun ps5

[cloud yew]

all my other nintendo stuff works completely fine and my switch is coughing up blood whenever i turn it on

[atomic sparrow]

classic console issues

[quiet knot]

My PC literally screams at me when I turn it on

[frozen frigate]

Cherry Wine by Hozier anyone

[lone crown]

Im surprised my switch hasnt acted up other than like joycons

[quiet knot]

I dont maintain it at all

Its choking with dust

Its probably a fire hazard

[cloud yew]

my joycons are so fucked

[deep laurel]

I somehow never expected Elden Ring to be as good as it is or be like a new souls game

[lone crown]

And get this, when i actually got a PC it had a major issue of randomly crashing constantly which took me 18 months to find the solution for

[shell yacht]

Now see when it's a console issue you just open it up and adjust it, when it's a PC issue you open it up and replace the $400 part

[lone crown]

The solution was literally disabling some setting and I fucking crashed out

[shell yacht]

It took you almost 2 years to find out why you were crashing???

[lone crown]

Dude I checked literally everything

yeah

It was a collaborative effort too

[shell yacht]

I wouldn't have put up with it for 3 months, if I fixed everything and searched everything and never found an issue or something that needed to be fixed or an error popping up I would have took it outside and burned it cuz that bitch is haunted

[lone crown]

I forgot what setting i disabled but it was singlehandedly fucking everything

It would crash during jump king, elden ring, you name it

[frozen frigate]

Nina Cried Power by Hozier anyone

[lone crown]

It's goated

Actually complex and interesting boss movesets

Ive spent at least 1,000 hours just appreciating the fights and all kinds of challenge runs

The issue i had with ds3 was how a lot of it you could get away with rolling whenever

The bosses in ds3 are still cool, but it lacked the combat depth elden ring has

[frozen frigate]

the issue i had with ds2 was how a lot of it you couldn't get away with rolling ever

[cloud yew]

i can’t do elden ring i’m too scared of the enemies

[shell yacht]

Dark souls 1 had it right, the NPCs could roll catch you if they swung correctly

Also Archer accuracy is just always too fucking busted

[lone crown]

Yeah some enemies are terrifying

[quiet knot]

talk to the hand

[last sapphire]

Dark Souls 3 and Bloodborne were peak

[cloud yew]

if a game has remotely realistic graphics i’m running away screaming from 1hp baby idiot enemies

[quiet knot]

If only Bloodborne wasnt PS only

[quiet knot]

Why?

They arent real bro

[cloud yew]

i literally don’t know

[lone crown]

For RL1 no-blessing, my Bayle attempt took me ten entire minutes. Ten. It's my produest accomplishment ever for living that long

[last sapphire]

the emulator is making leaps and bounds, so hopefully not in the near future, 2 years or so

[quiet knot]

nice

[last sapphire]

indeed

[quiet knot]

I cant wait to boot it up and then get shot by Sony hitmen

[deep laurel]

I beat ||morgott|| yesterday

[quiet knot]

Thats nuts

Bayle is tanky as hell

[last sapphire]

"You are not wanted here!!!"

[lament lotus]

this is funny

[frozen frigate]

CUUUURRRRRSSSSE YOOOOUUUUU BAAAYYLLLEEEEE

i dont know ive nevr played elden ring

[lone crown]

||https://youtu.be/wowXY98YOGM?si=9sRzAMB4WIXr09nj||

[quiet knot]

This is just a fucking brown jacket

[deep laurel]

but I can't imagine playing through ER a second time

[quiet knot]

Ive played through it like 7 times

[cloud yew]

i’m not scared of fucked up evil bosses that’ll grind me into a paste if the game has cute fun graphics but i can’t do a 1hp semi realistic skeleton guy

[quiet knot]

With mods tho

[lament lotus]

fr bruh

200 pound too

[quiet knot]

Yeah

Silly

corporation

[lone crown]

Dude I missed so many attacks as well and at the end i nearly died by attacking the frame before a hit was gonna touch me (the yell)

Like my heart

Felt like gandalf fighting balrog

[ripe cliff]

the gear is guilty, but they're not, uh, guilty about those prices

[unborn moat]

Hi everyone, I think I fell asleep while chaos was spreading because of the ARG thing, did anyone find anything else in the meantime?

[ripe cliff]

the joke lost me tbh

[quiet knot]

He was gonna what

[lone crown]

Pause

[quiet knot]

Also did you summon Igon

[lone crown]

No

[frozen frigate]

Almost (Sweet Music) by Hozier guys

[quiet knot]

oh ok

[frozen frigate]

Shrike by Hozier to ber eal with you guys

[ripe cliff]

Shrikes are crazy

[stable herald]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[ripe cliff]

imagine impaling your food on metal spikes and thorns just because

[frozen frigate]

they're birds arent they

[ripe cliff]

yes

[frozen frigate]

hm

[quiet knot]

Humans do that too

Its called satay

[ripe cliff]

touche

[cloud yew]

shrikes are so cuteeee

[frozen frigate]

this song is lovely

[carmine island]

Arg?

[supple widget]

I think they're talking about the tweet and cake profile picture

[quiet knot]

Its not an ARG

[supple widget]

Nothing new has happened with that except that maybe "keep your eyes closed tomorrow" is a reference to an imagine dragons tweet that got tweeted on April 2nd

[quiet knot]

its mass hysteria

[unborn moat]

Yeah, people have been calling it an ARG, so I'm just sticking with what other people say

[frozen frigate]

muse mentioned

[supple widget]

I'm actually starting to agree

[lone crown]

People are only calling it an ARG because fireb0rn labeled it as one

Which is UNTRUE

Riddles and ARGs are not the same

[supple widget]

Yea

[atomic sparrow]

thought that said undertale for a split second

[quiet knot]

Firel4me

[supple widget]

Ok

They made a social media account

[unborn moat]

Ohhhh, that's why

[ashen hearth]

there are two one is a parody

this one has no posts yet

[supple widget]

Very normal thing to do as a company selling a product

[unborn moat]

I don't follow the guy, but I didn't think he still has a very big influence on the HK community

[warped rune]

@frozen frigate

[frozen frigate]

i was already here idioot.

[quiet knot]

No way they have Bluesky

[lone crown]

What's this

[ashen hearth]

this account is BRAND NEW

[barren hare]

Team cherry blue sky apparently

When was it made

[ashen hearth]

idk

[barren hare]

Today?

[lone crown]

Because it's a fake account

[ashen hearth]

maybe?

[ripe cliff]

we can't be sure it's them

[strange night]

Meaningless

[supple widget]

Yeah it's nothing for now

[quiet knot]

Bro has gullible written on their forehead

[torpid nymph]

Fake probably cause TC can make an account using their own website and that’s probably what they’d do since they’re an indie studio

[supple widget]

Thanks for bringing it up though I guess

[atomic sparrow]

team berrry

😭 🤣

lmao !

[lone crown]

Hey did you know ari and william commented on the cake recipe too

[wheat sail]

team cherry? more like team cherry cake!

[ripe cliff]

sweet, round games

[wheat sail]

how can a game be sweet or round

[quiet knot]

clearly the right one is real

[wheat sail]

maybe its part of the ARG

[atomic sparrow]

what does arg even mean

augmented reality games ????

[young saffron]

Sony is cooking something

[wheat sail]

be quiet

[atomic sparrow]

like squid games ?

[young saffron]

Argument

[quiet knot]

Never trust sony

[young saffron]

😔

[kindred pewter]

I swear if these images are from r/silksong

[ashen hearth]

nah you can look it up on bluesky rn

I took them myself

[kindred pewter]

then the second image is fake

[frozen frigate]

Alternate Reality Game

[ashen hearth]

the first account has no posts

but when was it made

maybe Silksong has been content complete for a while and they are just polishing it up like TOTK

[wheat sail]

i believe in it coming out around switch 2 launch 🫃

[ashen hearth]

it's strange

the first account has no posts

and someone would have clearly posted on there for trolling

but there is nothing

maybe the long wait for SIlksong will finally end and Team Cherry can work on Fearless Fox for a 2028/2029 release

lol

[tough cape]

SS being a switch 2 launch game is so unbelievable but also like half of all gamers want silksong

[carmine island]

Fuck Silksong I’m waiting for fearless fox

[wheat sail]

its been cooking for a while so why not

not like it'll be exclusive to switch 2 anyway

just use the switch 1 version they've been developing

[ashen hearth]

probably 2028/2029 if Silksong is this year

[kindred pewter]

TC will now be making cakes for a living

Ari and William commented here, that means silksong will have a baking minigame

[wheat sail]

get game theory to find silksong

[unborn moat]

Bakingsong

[frozen frigate]

Shrue...

[iron osprey]

(weren't those comments made after the cake pfp was found?)

[cloud yew]

yes

[carmine island]

How the fuck did they spell being wrong???

[frozen frigate]

why beastball pfp

[wheat sail]

if theres an arg they can get their community to find it

[frozen frigate]

this came off as unnecessarily mean my apologies

i was zoned out when i sent it

based pfp

[coral prawn]

They are biegn stupid

[iron osprey]

((inciting post was ~27h ago, cake recipe comments from ~12h...))

[wheat sail]

maybe thats code for something

[kindred pewter]

stupid is an anagram for silksong

[unborn moat]

Yes, but on that site you literally can call yourself whatever you want, so it could also be just someone trolling

[kindred pewter]

it 100% is

[iron osprey]

i'd give it a 111%

[pastel whale]

BEE is part of the Switch 2 product code

[iron osprey]

(not quite 112% but... close)

[frozen frigate]

112%

holow knigt mentioend

[kindred pewter]

mid mentioned

[iron osprey]

((that is what i was implying))

[iron osprey]

because it looks cool

[frozen frigate]

what would YOU play.

[carmine island]

@kindred pewter can you remind me not to wipe my bloody nose on my shirt for the 50th time in like 12 seconds

[kindred pewter]

sure

@carmine island Do not wipe your bloody nose on your shirt for the 50th time

also go see a doctor or smth

[kindred pewter]

League of Legends

[carmine island]

You were too late…

[kindred pewter]

12 seconds

I counted to 12

[frozen frigate]

no way peak mentioned

like the netflixc show

do you play as jinx or as the big metal glove punxchy guy

[kindred pewter]

I never watched Arcane nor played LoL. You see, I lied

[frozen frigate]

is your nname walter white

do you live at 305 negra arroyo lane

[quiet token]

Cakes kinda suck tbh

[kindred pewter]

yeah

[frozen frigate]

awesome im coving over

[lament lotus]

what is this 😭

[quiet token]

Someone should mod hk to replace all the music with sneaky snitch at varying speeds

[lament lotus]

they made them better

shin godzilla getting a haircut 🔥

[tidal axle]

im losing my mind with little bomey and everydruidwaswr

[lone crown]

Customknight mod but you just overlay the brooklyn blackout cake over the entire sprite sheet so every frame you’re flashing pixels of cake

[lone crown]

Little Boomey is an alcohol product produced in Adelaide

[quiet token]

M

[lament lotus]

nope nvm

false info

[lone crown]

If i had to guess, wilbo took the “bo” in his username and made it “little bomey” as a joke

[lament lotus]

it was just a guy who took wilbooos name

[wheat sail]

it was me

[tidal axle]

ah nice i was aware of little boomey but didnt know it was produced in Adelaide

[humble zephyr]

just put the cake in hk folder and delete hk

[lament lotus]

was the wilbo thing just a teaser for switch 2 rather than silksong

[lone crown]

It was likely just wilbo being wilbo

Random delusional post

[worn valley]

The cake was a lie

[lone crown]

Blocking people about Silksong cause he’s being bothered over Silksong

[tidal axle]

i think this is the 34th time ive heard this reference today lol

[worn valley]

It could just be a funny portal reference lmao

[tidal axle]

the subreddit would prolly have to close down if that were the case haha

[quiet token]

It's actually a very subtle hint about how silksong is actually a hungry knight sequel

[unborn moat]

That would only redirect the silkmadness here

[worn valley]

Oh no

[wheat sail]

Hungry knight appears in silksong

[carmine island]

@rustic ore https://fixvx.com/nissinartworks/status/1868074090499653941?s=46

[ashen hearth]

plz

this could be placeholder

now that I think about it

and they add more to the account later

[rapid topaz]

huh

[ashen hearth]

suprised that r/Silksong has not posted about this

lmao

[ripe cliff]

We still need confirmation that it's them, anyone could've made that

[rapid topaz]

4.8K followers with 0 posts or replies

why

[unborn moat]

Only time will tell, so it's time to wait 🧘‍♂️

[ripe cliff]

because people follow it thinking it's official

[unborn moat]

Because silksanity

[ashen hearth]

I feel like the account would have posted something by now if they were trolling

[rapid topaz]

I mean it's not even in the top results when typing Team Cherry

[unborn moat]

Hey, it could also just be the infamous r/Silksong user u/1331 making an elaborate troll

[ashen hearth]

fair

[unborn moat]

It could be anything, really

[carmine island]

Are we done with the William tweet now?

[lone crown]

Yes

When i wake up from my slumber im de-cake-ifying myself

Cake off

[wheat sail]

Cant wait to eat that CAKE

ON FEBRUARY 4

[unborn moat]

This whole cake thing is making me hungry

[barren hare]

April 2nd is world autism day

Coincidence?

[unborn moat]

It's so over...

[lone crown]

Well that confirms it

[wheat sail]

Well on February 4th its world cancer day

[lone crown]

You reminded me of seth

Poor guy doesnt get to play

Cant wait for his boss fight though

[obsidian owl]

oh right i forgot that that’s a thing too

[wheat sail]

his memory lives on in silksong!

[lone crown]

Yeah that undoubtedly does go hard

If you can’t play game, be part of game

[young saffron]

Literally no one knows I think, best to assume it was false and keep expectations down

[lament lotus]

its alot like gambling

[lone crown]

The first enemy in the moss grotto has been paying bribes to TC monthly to prolong development over fears of its own life being taken repeatedly by millions of Hornets in a million parallel worlds

Once it runs out of dubloons to pay its over

[wheat sail]

Best to keep expectations up just for the euphoria

[hard orbit]

Nothing happen today

[stiff quartz]

i was gona write that its gonan happen

[hard orbit]

[stiff quartz]

i was litterally just typing

[hard orbit]

[stiff quartz]

ull see @hard orbit

[lone crown]

Hehehaha

[stiff quartz]

ull see...

[hard orbit]

For nothing ? Yes

[wheat sail]

Maybe "keep your eyes closed" is a clue

[hard orbit]

[stiff quartz]

lets decipher it

so whats all the info we got so far?

maybbe its a key for some kind of encrypted text

[coarse leaf]

no

[coarse leaf]

ED SHEERAN IN SKONG?!

[stiff quartz]

maybe he was just on smth when he wrote all that

[wheat sail]

if ed sheeran is in pokemon

hes in silksong

[lone crown]

π

[stiff quartz]

and we are just being paranoid that it means smth xD

SIKE

I BELIEVE

IT MEANS SMTH FOR SUUUURE

[supple widget]

They hired ed Sheeran to do his own interpretation of the soundtrack with full vocals

[hard orbit]

The clowns will wait for something to happen today

[stiff quartz]

ok we decoded that

what else

[wheat sail]

these 3 tweets are important i bet as they are all on the same day

[stiff quartz]

i already fired them

i had them for 2 years

[supple widget]

I think the most likely thing is news at Nintendo direct

[stiff quartz]

it was time

[hard orbit]

[tidal axle]

collab of the century not even fortnite can top that

[stiff quartz]

we will defntly get smth by then yea

the recipe date we got isnt random

[coarse leaf]

yes it can

ed sheeran and hornet in fortnite

[sonic elm]

2072 release year confirmed

[stiff quartz]

🫵

[quiet token]

you've convinced me

[tidal axle]

i think id write a formal complaint to epic games if that happened

[sonic elm]

either that or read it backwards, news on 27 / 02

[coarse leaf]

miku

[stiff quartz]

sign me in

[tough cape]

I more meant as part of the opening direct. As there would be very very very few 3rd party games shown. I mean Nintendo pretty much didn't release anything 1st party in all of 2024, leaving all their A teams free for switch 2 launch titles.

[floral delta]

Miku is tired of being in Fortshite

[mortal grove]

they should put hornet in sttreets

[tough cape]

Like realistically all I would reasonably expect from third party devs is stuff like monster hunter, final fantasy, or Capcom/Sega games which are long time super trusted teams/IPs which are basically synonymous with the switch console

[tidal axle]

wait what theres gonna be a legend of zelda movie and tom holland is link?

[sonic elm]

Guys, every druid was world record

[lament lotus]

hey there everybody! this is hornet, from streets!

[carmine island]

Miku noooo :(

[unborn moat]

People on the subreddit are getting crazier by the minute, lmao

[carmine island]

We need to quarantine that sub

[unborn hamlet]

sips copium substitute man I miss silksong

[mortal grove]

did you know my favorite things are jumping into ledge climb

[atomic sparrow]

nah just delete r/silksong at this point

like wipe it off the face of the internet

complete termination

[wheat sail]

purgatory... a temporary state the soul goes through after death
pineal gland calcification... causes insominia
keep your eyes closed.... telling us to sleep

could mean something

[floral delta]

Crazy

[supple widget]

Actually guys, why do we think this guy is William Pellen?

[carmine island]

Nah

[wheat sail]

thats his account he just changed the username n shit

[lone crown]

He’s friended with important alumni including ex-team cherry member David Kazi and etc, also his username was wilbop before he changed it

[unborn hamlet]

U able to put me in purgatory till silksong comes out

[wheat sail]

and the chocolate cake

[lone crown]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/283467363729408000/533774926373584898/pacwalk.gif

[wheat sail]

with all the sleep/resting references

"sweet dreams"

[lament lotus]

stale lifeblood,

[lone crown]

Isnt chocolate not good for sleep

[wheat sail]

fills you up to make you sleep better

obv not healthy but 🤷‍♂️

[carmine island]

Ngl id inject lifeblood into my bloodstream

[supple widget]

If the riddle is staying awake for 24 hours I've already solved it my cat has been going crazy tonight and it's now 8:30am and I've not slept yet

[lone crown]

Thats called drugs

[wheat sail]

and you know dream shit is in hollow knight

[carmine island]

I can quit whenever I want!!!!

[wheat sail]

soul tyrant??

[lament lotus]

i feel like youd get the same side effects of a wrong blood transfusion

[carmine island]

Lifeblood would fix me…

[lament lotus]

ive always headcanon'd it as that one gel from adventure time that fixed finns arm

[wheat sail]

its just blue koolaid

[tidal axle]

now youre dragging this into a rabbit hole we dont wanna enter lol, i think his other tweets may be relevant, but who knows. The main keypoints of the arg have been solved, i think its time to just patiently wait..

[wheat sail]

april 2nd is a red herring

[coral prawn]

I know!

[wheat sail]

its a paradox!!

[supple widget]

Wait the solution has been somewhere hidden in the DreamSMP world download this whole time!