sk-discussion

[silk zodiac]

how’re you anyways

[strange night]

If there's nothing there then it's because you can summon the scarecrow there

I saw a YouTube short about it, weird fucking mechanic

[marsh ibex]

Ohhhh

I have yet to do that

[runic atlas]

Zal voice acting for Silksong confirmed...

[silk zodiac]

cornifer died in mr mushroom ending sorry

[fiery burrow]

oh fantasy life is beautiful wtf

skyward sword graphics

[lament lotus]

doing school too but im getting a ton of off days this semester so we chilling

[silk zodiac]

W

[strange night]

I have spent genuinely hours just walking around the fantasy life map chopping down trees and shit

[silk zodiac]

i’m caving in tonight and buying miku in fortnite

[strange night]

I think it's time for another fantasy life replay

[lament lotus]

BASED

[wheat sail]

Hello dumpy jumpy

[strange night]

I bought her the day she dropped

I genuinely spent $40 on Miku bundle + the festival pass

[warped rock]

i bought miku in fortnite even though i don't play fortnite

[lament lotus]

im torn between waiting for the goku skins, jujutsu kaisen skins or buying miku right now

[grand ferry]

so many people play midnite

[silk zodiac]

i haven’t played that game properly since ironman was in the battlepass

[lament lotus]

same

[marsh ibex]

Im gonna get the scarecrow song after I finish ice cavern

[silk zodiac]

idk what season that was

[lament lotus]

chapter 2 season 3i think

[silk zodiac]

what are we on now

[strange night]

Chapter 2, idr which season it was

[lament lotus]

chapter 6 or something

[strange night]

Chapter 6 started I think?

[silk zodiac]

isn’t that like 40 fucking seasons

[coarse leaf]

the last time i booted up fortnite was legit like, in the year that it first released and was hyped up lmao

[lament lotus]

i mean probably more

[silk zodiac]

jeez

[grand ferry]

7-8 years ago

[lament lotus]

but not ever chapter has 10 seasons

[strange night]

I mean the chapters are really short now lol

[lament lotus]

only chapter 1 iirc

[strange night]

Chapter 5 was like five seasons I think

[coarse leaf]

2017 so fucked up

[silk zodiac]

lemme look up the exact time

5 years ago dayum

time flies

i heard they brought OG fortnite back so that’ll be something new to look forward to and also i have to learn how to play on PC now

zero build is still a thing right?

[manic abyss]

I remember when Fortnite first came out
some kid tried bullying me for not playing it

[silk zodiac]

might play some of them to get used to the game before i go up against Ninja players in builds

i heard they’re bringing back battlepass skins and things exclusive like that?

lmao

[versed pollen]

mfw the artist who made this is uncredited and in #hk-general as we speak

[silk zodiac]

lmao

[lone crown]

TC website copyright updated today

[hazy silo]

ye

[lone crown]

Plus I predicted the exact time of the switch 2 teaser I’m literally goated

[hazy silo]

they remembered the password

[silk zodiac]

didn’t it get leaked

[versed pollen]

Copyrights expire at the start of the new year, man

[hazy silo]

I failed for almost 1 hour

[strange night]

1. Fakes need to be marked as fake in some way
2. You should probably credit the person who made the fake

[strange night]

Yeah because it's a new fucking year

[lone crown]

Not that i know of, even if it did I just guessed

[strange night]

Yeah

[lone crown]

Yeah? No shit

[versed pollen]

Talking to Wax

[lone crown]

Im just saying it was updated

[hazy silo]

Silksong's official website still says 2024
the teamcherry website is that say 2025 now

[strange night]

https://tenor.com/view/yuelia-fantasy-life-clap-applaud-applause-gif-21705422

[silk zodiac]

how about we talk about balatro instead

[wheat sail]

Leakers are saying silksong is gonna be announce its on switch 2 next month

[lone crown]

Of all clapping gifs you chose mid btw

[versed pollen]

Another Fantasy Life hater has hit the chat

[wheat sail]

Balatro 2025 update when

[strange night]

Clearly you've never played fantasy life

I'll be pressing the ignore button on your profile now

[silk zodiac]

i showed my friend the fangamer balatro irl deck and she says she wants it just because of how nice it looks

[strange night]

I'm having a good hair day and I am so happy and joyous

Cried in the shower yesterday so that today could be a truly jolly day

[wheat sail]

Brother everything will be okay 🥹

[silk zodiac]

i foresee you getting a royal flush today

[hazy silo]

samushunter always pointed to winter, and winter is not over yet (which makes it a very "the game will be released in 4 months" prediction (you could also say it will be released in 5 years and you could be right))

[silk zodiac]

with 1000x mult

[strange night]

One must believe

[strange night]

Samushunter isn't even a real person

[wheat sail]

Samus hunter is usually bs blud always guessing

[silk zodiac]

also you guys wanna see what I got yesterday

[hazy silo]

yup

[hazy silo]

expresses badly many times, yea

[sinful flare]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-jojos-gif-22409069

Wanna*

[sinful flare]

WTF

[hazy silo]

omg

[sinful flare]

CREATURE PLUSHIE

[silk zodiac]

the gare

[lament lotus]

holy shit yharnam

[warped rock]

Is that Patrick?

[hazy silo]

not was patrick yellow?

[wheat sail]

Black widow is my fav

[strange night]

Hit em with the meow meow meow

[full dome]

TOMORROW?

[hazy silo]

tomorrow

[wheat sail]

tomorrow

We love we laugh we lie

[full dome]

Tomorrow as in "Tomorrow" right?

[pliant jackal]

There will always be another tomorrow.

[coral prawn]

No

[silk zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-fuck-out-the-way-gary-spongebob-mr-krabs-luigi-gif-4101934574609221009

[full dome]

Like 17 January 2025?

[coral prawn]

Nope

[candid mason]

tomorrow for shaw!

[hoary widget]

Silksong for April amirite

[full dome]

For Shaw!

[wheat sail]

Actually correct

[hazy silo]

My biggest fear is that Team Cherry starts communicating, it would break the status quo so much that I wouldn't sleep well

[wheat sail]

Some people have a vested interest in silksong never releasing

[strange night]

https://tenor.com/view/man-dance-cute-милый-танец-gif-22893846

[wheat sail]

Which is why you see lots of opposition to the idea here

Yep, it's a conspiracy

[pliant jackal]

Can't wait for that Fearless Fox announcement.

[silk zodiac]

tc too busy trying to reach the chip quota rn with only 4 hands left and no discards

[pliant jackal]

Now they can announce Fearless Fox for Switch 2.

Since the fox is out the bag.

[hazy silo]

sometimes I forget tc has the same ability to joke as their fans

[shell yacht]

You mean dogshit humor bad puns and dad jokes?

[fiery burrow]

For the last time man

They're called pUnns

[shell yacht]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/793128374213279776/1301702044586872842/ThatsItGetInTheWoodChipper-1.gif

[pliant jackal]

This gotta be Punnnished. Am I right?

[wheat sail]

When your girl is a good joker but she is perishable

Uhhh

[silk zodiac]

real and relatable and true

sometimes you just gotta move on, perish her and make $2

[wheat sail]

ong ong

[silk zodiac]

on the note of perishing jokers

[wheat sail]

its northernlion

negative egg, S tier

good job schedule

[versed pollen]

Yay!

[silk zodiac]

me

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

[silk zodiac]

AHHHHHHHH

GET IT AWAY FROM ME

[wheat sail]

that spongebob episode

[silk zodiac]

i made it specialllll

[shell yacht]

I don't even know anybody that takes paper applications anymore they all want you to use their fucking app, and I live in a Podunk town with fucking mom and pop shops and they still don't take them

[wheat sail]

parents be telling their kids to apply in person

[silk zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/wcgc-chicken-boy-gif-18331731

[wheat sail]

then they tell em to apply online

[wheat sail]

will need that money for the switch 2 fr

[silk zodiac]

real

[humble zephyr]

i hope its not laggy af and they update their servers so multiplayer is bearable

[wheat sail]

[shell yacht]

[wheat sail]

nintendo executives havent given af about online

[cunning geode]

Get it twisted

[shell yacht]

If it actually manages to perform better than the switch did be glad that they actually listened to one part of the feedback

[wheat sail]

"oh NSO is paid now... that means it'll be better"

[coarse leaf]

SILKSONG COMES OUT TOMORROW

[coarse leaf]

Who cares about the switch 2

Looks the samw

[wheat sail]

you're done.

[wheat sail]

well it is a switch... but 2

[humble zephyr]

the good thing about switch 2 is that switch price would be lower

[wheat sail]

you wanted it to look very different?

[silk zodiac]

it has magnet fucking controllers

[coarse leaf]

This is actually hype

[wheat sail]

its controllers are mice

[silk zodiac]

mice

[wheat sail]

mouses

if the joycons get stuck on

its a switch 2 lite

[fierce mantle]

this is fake, not real william perry lying or hacked

[wheat sail]

genius

[wheat sail]

big

[humble zephyr]

i call bs

[wheat sail]

little bomey who

[lone crown]

It is in fact a real tweet from William Pellen

[fierce mantle]

or its gonna be the fox game that tc copyrighted like 3 years ago

[lone crown]

He changed his account

[lilac gyro]

So chat

[wheat sail]

naw change dk back

[lilac gyro]

Is the switch 2

[humble zephyr]

i think hungryknight 2 is finally gonna be announced

[lilac gyro]

Gonna have better joycons

[lone crown]

Doubt it

[wheat sail]

extra drift

[lilac gyro]

Do you think they changed it to cheap material

[wheat sail]

maybe they add the hall effect

[humble zephyr]

wtf

[warped rock]

*double it (stick drift)

[lone crown]

Double the price of joycons and sabotage the drift of all day one models

[lilac gyro]

Get a day one model

[wheat sail]

im waiting for the switch 2 oled

[lilac gyro]

Sell it later for it to be hack able

[wheat sail]

it better be oled for the default version

[lilac gyro]

Profit

[coral prawn]

What did they do to him😭

[wheat sail]

the switch 2 can expend to an 27 inch monitor

[short shoal]

if this was really just an announcement for switch 2, I don't think they understand the power they have rn

[wheat sail]

all the swtich 2 details will leak by the time the direct releases

[lilac gyro]

Well you can charge ur switch twice

[strange night]

Who's William Perry

[short shoal]

[wheat sail]

mario movie model

[lilac gyro]

What

[wheat sail]

also, mario kart 9 launch title

the mario kart in the reveal looks different

[lilac gyro]

Mk9 sucks

It’s gonna be called mk8+

[wheat sail]

it aint even revealed yet

[humble zephyr]

8 was peak i hope 9 is just as good

[coral prawn]

its mario kart 8 3

[wheat sail]

some families at christmas gonna buy the switch 1 instead

mom: may i buy a switch please

[short shoal]

its like, how can you add MORE to mario kart without making the game crazy complex?

[lilac gyro]

Remember when the original mk8 was out

There were 2 dlcs

One for link and one for animal crossing

[unborn zodiac]

people will still just pirate everything switch related anyway

[lilac gyro]

Get it day one to mod it

[strange night]

New models + 24 players

[lilac gyro]

Do you think they made it unmoddable

[wheat sail]

switch 2 emulator will take a while

[strange night]

No such thing

[lone crown]

That dry bowser reveal went crazy

[unborn zodiac]

no way

[strange night]

They can try but people will find a way

[fiery burrow]

Anyone fw Brooklyn Blackout Cake? Absolutely scrumptious

[coral prawn]

nah I just had cake

[wheat sail]

it could be a case where the early versions are moddable then they patch it out

[strange night]

Never had it but it looks good

[marsh hemlock]

cake release date april 2nd nintendo direct april 2nd

[lilac gyro]

i need a sample

[fierce mantle]

William Pellen

[unborn zodiac]

even the switch is still moddable with that small chip or whatever

[still elm]

The fact the wait might actually be nearing the end is huge

[unborn zodiac]

🍰

[fierce mantle]

i wrote his name wrong

[lilac gyro]

guys i called it

[humble zephyr]

yall ever want to just eat a whole birthday cake

[lilac gyro]

march 2nd

[fierce mantle]

fake

[wheat sail]

maybe theyll make all the switch 1 games 60fps

[lilac gyro]

i HATE CAKE

[wheat sail]

:copium:

[still elm]

Might get some Brooklyn Blackout Cake as celebration

[lilac gyro]

marvel rivals on switch 2

genshin on switch 2

[lone crown]

One of us

[jaunty canyon]

I really want the announcement tomorrow to say 'skongers assemble....'

[wheat sail]

we dont need more controller players

[lilac gyro]

just please remove fortnite

[strange night]

That's not what you said though

You said William Perry

Who's that

[wheat sail]

oh wait, the switch joycon mouse

[strange night]

Is he related to Tyler Perry?

[fierce mantle]

i wrote willian pellens name wrong

[strange night]

Bloodborne on switch 2 btw

[strange night]

Why

[humble zephyr]

gillian ferry

[wheat sail]

isnt william always crack posting random stuff

[jaunty canyon]

*twice

[strange night]

Yeah it's always shitposts, I'm just ignoring it tbh

[jaunty canyon]

does he change his profile picture often?

[fierce mantle]

cus i forgot his surname

[wheat sail]

hes changed it before

[strange night]

Why are we pretending like this is important

[wheat sail]

not thaaat often

[lilac gyro]

keyboard extension for the switch

[strange night]

People change their pfps sometimes

It doesn't mean anything

[lone crown]

He doesn’t do it often

[humble zephyr]

i think "keep your eyes closed" is a pretty funny bait

[lone crown]

He’s had smug pac man for as long as i can remember

[fiery burrow]

Yo my goat 🤝

[jaunty canyon]

closing eyes rn to retain the cope

[strange night]

Usually the reaching is funny but like come on guys

It's a pfp

[lilac gyro]

i think thinking sucks

[full flicker]

cake mean it comes on hollow knight release date day? 👀

[lilac gyro]

you should mindlessly cope everyday hoping for silksong for no reason whatsoever

[jaunty canyon]

exactly

[strange night]

No

[lone crown]

We are all pieces of one cake…

[strange night]

I own team cherry the game isn't coming out

?ban

[jaunty canyon]

ice spice is a bigger piece

I'm sorry

that was weird

[strange night]

Gross

[lone crown]

Well that was a random thing to say

[humble zephyr]

we are all one piece

[jaunty canyon]

bro said the thing

[lilac gyro]

i am team cherrys sole decider to release the game

[wheat sail]

I heard yuzu is coming built in to the switch 2

[lilac gyro]

im too sleepy to release it rn sorry guys

homebrew channel

[wheat sail]

homebrew... 2

[lilac gyro]

wii u 2 when

[wheat sail]

My mother told me Super smash bros 6, mario kart 9, super mario galaxy 3, paper mario 2 thousand year door, metroid prime 4, and donkey kong desert escape

[humble zephyr]

i only interested in gen 10 pokemon tbh

[cunning geode]

awww you’re all cake pfps to celebrate my birthday

[lilac gyro]

wii loved the wii... u 2 loved the wii... so wii decided to make the wii u 2

[lilac gyro]

HAPPY BORTHDAY

[cunning geode]

wrong cake though i do carrot cake

[lilac gyro]

:(

i dont like carrots...

[cunning geode]

chocolate cake is good too

wdym you don’t like carrots

that’s silly

[wheat sail]

carrot cake is pretty good

durian cake though 🤑

[cunning geode]

carrot cake is claaassic

just a little spicy

i had durian mochi recently

[lilac gyro]

how are

carrots

[nimble radish]

vegetables are for betas

[lilac gyro]

spicy

[cunning geode]

it’s not the carrots that make it spicy

[lilac gyro]

sure buddy

and im the queen of england

[cunning geode]

yeah and which one of us has the beta build of zote boat? hmmm? that’s what i thought

[strange night]

Carrot is a fungus, not a vegetable

[lilac gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-masters-pokemon-no-datamine-no-datamine-tonight-no-datamine-pokemon-masters-gif-25189077

[cunning geode]

is this a crypto meme

[nimble radish]

long days working in the data mine
workers coming down with electric lung

[nimble radish]

oh yeah well I have the sigma build of zoat bote
which is better

[strange night]

I have a beta build irl

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/so-what-agree-maybe-columbo-gif-18453480

[warped rock]

I'm never opening this channel again

[nimble radish]

why not

[strange night]

@olive bobcat how did you get into William's account and can I borrow the password

[versed pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-relatable-gojo-satoru-hanami-gif-18360831199566109368

[nimble radish]

what is the evidence it even is william's account

[coarse leaf]

Impenetrable logic right there

[strange night]

It used to be named wilbo

[cunning geode]

mossbag has met TC in person and he follows the wilbo account

so that’s kinda good evidence

[weary siren]

am i foolish to hope .

[rain swallow]

Really? Because I've scrolled through the messages of that account and... they are weird. I am not saying that it is not real, I am not really up with the news, but just, the account doesn't look like his to me.

[cunning geode]

it’s never foolish to hope, it’s foolish to gamble

[coarse leaf]

Theyre not weird William is just a shitposter

[rain swallow]

Understandable.

[fiery burrow]

Pretty sure the account retweeted some HK stuff prerelease as well

[versed pollen]

Making a twitter acc for fun and having fun using it sounds pretty normal to me

[rain swallow]

If yeah, then I am just blind.

[nimble radish]

I mean mossbag is online you could ask him if he knows

[weary siren]

yeah these are just tumblr-type textposts. hes in the wrong environment for this hes gotta go to The Dashboard

[coarse leaf]

Well Twitter and fun dont particularly go together but true

[weary siren]

if i saw "I'm not scared of creatures... gulp" on tumblr i would reblog it and itd have like 16,819 notes

[coarse leaf]

tumblr moment

[weary siren]

no literally!

[potent rivet]

Didn’t tumblr fall off a while back?

[cunning geode]

sorta

[versed pollen]

no

[weary siren]

we are literally still alive.

[versed pollen]

Twitter is falling off right now though

[cunning geode]

depends on what you mean

[nimble radish]

tumblr is still technically a website

[coarse leaf]

"Beware the sideways people" gotta be one of my favourites honestly, thats just beautiful

[wheat sail]

tumblr already fell off

twitter still is

[potent rivet]

Twitter fell off the moment Leon bought it and let the nazis take over lol

[weary siren]

nsfw may be banned but you can still tell elon musk to kill himself without getting forever banned so whos the real winner here

[cunning geode]

nsfw wasn’t even properly banned either

[weary siren]

tumblr fell off and then didnt do anything since. twitter has been continuously falling off for like two years now

[cunning geode]

it was just totally mismanaged

[wheat sail]

thats what i said

[cunning geode]

twitters management rn is definitely worse though

[wheat sail]

twitter just has a skeleton crew of people on H1Bs who are under threat of getting kicked out back to their country

[coarse leaf]

Twitter since Elon bought it is just the gift that keeps on giving, such a shitshow

[cunning geode]

its certainly a gift to nazis

not to imply you are one Yato 👹

[versed pollen]

I see what you're doing Wombat

[coarse leaf]

that wasnt the part i meant

[cunning geode]

what am i doin

[versed pollen]

I can't reveal such details

[cunning geode]

ok

[ashen hearth]

Actually wait, Team Cherry updated their copyright the same day/hour window as William's tweet, usually a tweet like that wouldn't concide with a copyright update

[wheat sail]

and elon musk posting edgy 13 year old quotes and going "Concerning." or "Exactly" on far-right posts

[strange night]

I'm dolming

[coarse leaf]

Is that so

[strange night]

All the dolms are dolming dolming

How do you like my remix of crazy by lesserafim

[fiery burrow]

they changed it to 2025 in 2025

[wheat sail]

im gonna kirb all over your dolm

[weary siren]

we are so desperate.

[ashen hearth]

Same day as the tweet the copyright year updated

[strange night]

SILKSONG CONFIRMED

[versed pollen]

This sounds like conspiracy

I wouldn't be surprised if Leth is responsible for maintaining their websites

[coarse leaf]

I love the "usually" as if this is like a regular occurence we have data on to back up what were seeing here

[ashen hearth]

It wasn't like that 3 days ago it changed today

[strange night]

Yeah the copyright stuff is super fucking reaching

[strange night]

Yeah because we're only two weeks into the year dude

[coarse leaf]

Im afraid to ask, is this real

[fiery burrow]

the endless cycle of team cherry doing a bunch of mediocre website stuff and silksong fans going "OMG SILKSOON!!"

[wheat sail]

elon got that 2016 4chan humour

[wheat sail]

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1726989224073896365

Elon Musk (@elonmusk) on X

@cb_doge There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies.

I do not wish to add to it, but will if given no choice.

Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day …

X · Nov 21, 2023, 3:41 PM

[strange night]

Omg but it's different this time because uhhhhh the uhhhhhhh he changed his twitter pfp!

[potent rivet]

Jesus. He’s actually such a fucking loser it’s unreal

[cunning geode]

reverse gif where he says "I play flappy bird"

[coarse leaf]

14 yr old writing his first naruto fanfiction ah post what the fuck

[strange night]

Call him Elon musk because of his redditor musk

[versed pollen]

Well, at least he has better grammar than a 14 year old. Not sure if that's better or worse though

[potent rivet]

Bros cooking but the gas is turned off

[cunning geode]

he ruined the word musk

[potent rivet]

Leon muskrat

[strange night]

The Tesla robot was typing for him

He's actually illiterate

[nimble radish]

elongate

[versed pollen]

The speech to text is too strong...

[versed pollen]

Oh wow that's a tragedy

[potent rivet]

Remember when he called that thai diver a pedo since he called elons stupid idea stupid?

[coarse leaf]

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1879531470886465545
If anyone actually applies to this they gotta be either real desperate or real stupid

Elon Musk (@elonmusk) on X

If you’re a hardcore software engineer and want to build the everything app, please join us by sending your best work to [e-mail].

We don’t care where you went to school or even whether you went to school or what “big name” company you worked at.

Just show us your code.

X · Jan 15, 2025, 2:09 PM

[wheat sail]

Its known Elon didnt have friends growing up until he was an adult and also intellectually disabled, which probably explains all his behaviour

[versed pollen]

Fires most of their programmers
Mass leaves because work is being offloaded to the wrong people
"Guys we need to hire more workers"

[coarse leaf]

You can literally throw a fucking pebble in Silicon valley and whatever company that hits you work for and you'll still get better working conditions then under elon, like bro no one wants to fucking work for you have you read what any twitter dev has said about you lmao

[potent rivet]

That’s not saying much lmao, but I do get it

[wheat sail]

He means cheap labour, not just any worker

thats why he wants to fast track H1Bs

or whatever

[potent rivet]

I wonder if Leon will make a song once he and trump go through their inevitable breakup

[open narwhal]

dolm hats me

[wheat sail]

yeah dont a lot of conservative voters talk about having less immigrants and deporting people

[versed pollen]

What in the big gay balls does the department of gov efficiency even hope to accomplish man

[wheat sail]

now elon wants more

for more labour

[wheat sail]

do like with twitter

but fire most government workers

[coarse leaf]

Peak

[wheat sail]

efficiently cutting costs

[versed pollen]

Two clowns with a lot of money trying to optimize their own profits 😩 😩 😩 😩

[coarse leaf]

Thank fucking god I dont live in america jesus christ

[cunning geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/397062813949886466/1323007974679122033/IMG_4155.gif

[versed pollen]

I hope the tariffs don't affect Canada because we're a pretty import heavy country

[wheat sail]

(they probably will)

[versed pollen]

I can hope

[cunning geode]

you should come south for my bday

[versed pollen]

Yea sure, south where

[cunning geode]

south of canada

[wheat sail]

new york

[versed pollen]

Fascinating...

[cunning geode]

yeah roughly around there

you know alcatraz

[versed pollen]

I think so

[cunning geode]

its on the other side of the country

ok so you know long island

👹

[coarse leaf]

Oh I thought you live in alcatraz

[rapid topaz]

finally, nintendo sandwich

[versed pollen]

Yea one of my friends lives there

[rapid topaz]

I'm 4 hours late btw

[cunning geode]

yeah i dont live there either

[versed pollen]

Ok so not you that lives there, got it

[versed pollen]

Nintendo Sputch

[wheat sail]

Is it that prison island

[cunning geode]

ye

[wheat sail]

Hmmmm I guess I gotta sniff you out

[cunning geode]

im on mars

[versed pollen]

You lied the last two times

There's no way this one is true

[subtle flint]

ok how long is long island

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/garak-garak-ds9-garak-knows-precisely-garak-quote-precisely-gif-17708135

wait wrong gif

https://tenor.com/view/hero-dota2-dota-merchant-truly-need-gif-13426422

[subtle flint]

so its atleast 5 ?

wombat

whats your opinion on the league of legends cinematics

[cunning geode]

they have good animators

[subtle flint]

true

[cunning geode]

i dont pay much attention

[subtle flint]

the music and writers also

do such a good job

theyre better than the game

in every way possible

which is memey

[rapid marten]

Let’s be honest silksong won’t come out tomorrow

[cunning geode]

ok

[left bough]

so there's a tweet? It's wayy too late to be thinking about silksong but lmaoo that's what I'm doing 🤣

[open narwhal]

LEAGUE OF LEGENDS MENTIONED

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[stoic sigil]

https://x.com/everydruidwaswr/status/1879751713621725206

little bomey (@everydruidwaswr) on X

something big is coming. keep your eyes closed tomorrow

X · Jan 16, 2025, 4:45 AM

From Williams Twitter

[fiery burrow]

Average Brooklyn Blackout Cake enjoyer

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[lament lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922843450590777395/1315628175463546952/ezgif-5-73203ad6a9.gif

[warm kindle]

https://youtu.be/ixqlWPt1z4I?si=po6ubuOE4uba5gr5

[cunning geode]

primacon oh primacon

[warm kindle]

Gentlemen, synchronize your peak watches.

[shell yacht]

No, shut up

[wheat sail]

You shut up

[warm kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/your-mom-spy-tf2-team-fortress2-sheesh-gif-21838783

[coarse leaf]

Fuck yeah, new primacon shovelware just dropped

[nimble radish]

shovelware?

[astral dagger]

May 19 2025

[fiery burrow]

guh

[astral dagger]

The release date came to me in a vision

[coarse leaf]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shovelware

Its a Software term but it works here aswell

[shell yacht]

Wow you and like the other 73 psychics

[fiery burrow]

I'll stick to Cadaea thank you very much

[shell yacht]

Huh

Also why is your profile pic cake

[fiery burrow]

This cake is MEAN dawg https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/blackout-cake

Oughta try it

[stoic sigil]

Look at the date man

[wheat sail]

can you airfry it

[shell yacht]

Holy hell that is so much fucking chocolate, thats pudding??

[tidal ruin]

Wait...

[wheat sail]

i thought it would be february

no march release then 😔

[shell yacht]

Is that an actual thing Dave

[stoic sigil]

I was fact checking a r/Silksong post

And yes it's a thing

[wheat sail]

its meant to be shared

[tidal ruin]

Holy shyt???

[stoic sigil]

Same image lining up with the dates

[coarse leaf]

What the fuck

[shell yacht]

Cool we can see the lineup of returning Nintendo games that people have repurchased and replayed 15 times over the last 20 years

[coarse leaf]

Man were going full tinfoil hat now aint we

[stoic sigil]

Wilbos twitter

Borrows from this

Note wilbos pfp

[fiery burrow]

little bomey is my favorite rapper

[shell yacht]

Okay so star is just a poser

[fiery burrow]

No

I had no idea of this

[shell yacht]

The cake doesn't lie

[fiery burrow]

This is just my favorite cake recipe

[shell yacht]

Ain't no way

[warm kindle]

The cake isn't a liar

I hope

[shell yacht]

The only tin foil I'm putting on is to avoid the brainwashing Nintendo does to make everybody repurchase the same game a dozen times

[fresh pollen]

Life truly is brilliant

[wheat sail]

Life is...s trange

[tulip edge]

That's what we said last time... and the time before that

[wheat sail]

The portal cake is a black forest cake

make that instead

[fresh pollen]

Beautiful even

[left mauve]

Who is wilbos

[fresh pollen]

William J. Pellen

One of the TC devs

(Or atleast his shitpost account)

[tulip edge]

*It is an adequate simulacrum of a Black Forest cake

[left mauve]

Oh

[marsh ibex]

got to water temple

[coral prawn]

good luck

[opaque sigil]

which game

[marsh ibex]

oot

I’ve pretty much done every temple blind actually so this will be fun

[fresh pollen]

I love giving people a middle name

[opaque sigil]

I remember like nothing of oot but isn't water temple supposed to be rough

[marsh ibex]

forest temple was p much a straight shot I only googled “how the fuck do I get past this skulltula” and I was supposed to just hug the right wall

[marsh ibex]

yea

I’ll probably crash out in this very channel

[viscid wind]

So april second is our day?

[marsh ibex]

Either that or I’ll learn it’s just a matter of paying attention and I won’t crash out here

[opaque sigil]

[fiery burrow]

Water temple and ||dark link|| mid

[marsh ibex]

why the fuck are you spoiler tagging a game that is OLDER THAN YOU

[sick fog]

what happened i heard some people say that theres gonna be something about ss tomorrow

[stoic sigil]

Cake Theory will bring us hope

[fiery burrow]

you're on your first playthrough

[marsh ibex]

a dev made a shitpost comment on his meme account and people think it means something

[opaque sigil]

they lied

[coral prawn]

Ugh Violet noon

[stoic sigil]

BUT THE CAKE

[marsh ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-played-these-games-before-seong-gi-hun-squid-game-i've-played-these-games-already-netflix-gif-16480153790313233198

[foggy dune]

and twitter

[quartz cave]

John zelda dies at the end

[wheat sail]

ONE MORE GAME ONE MORE GAME ONE MORE GAME

[marsh ibex]

Kirbstar is just lying

[foggy dune]

what does the cake mean? does anyone know?

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-shaquille-o'neal-wasnt-familiar-with-your-game-i-owe-you-an-apology-not-familiar-with-your-game-gif-6900912926266666776

[sick fog]

imaclown

[quartz cave]

You should iirc hop on rivals

[marsh ibex]

holy shit my brother has way better handwriting than me

[fiery burrow]

hero shooter 👎

[quartz cave]

Joky if i send you an alligator will you promise not to eat it again

[wheat sail]

if theres suilksong news tomorrow you owe me 45$ joker

[marsh ibex]

Certainly

[quartz cave]

Mid as always star 😔

[wheat sail]

ty

[marsh ibex]

I owe you jackshit

[quartz cave]

Become peak

[quartz cave]

Hmm

[marsh ibex]

Customs will probably eat it though

[coarse leaf]

🆙

[wheat sail]

i gotta make a paypal for you

[coarse leaf]

does this mean silksong tomorrow?

[quartz cave]

Rough descision to throw to luck

[coral prawn]

No

[wheat sail]

Maybe yes

[coarse leaf]

but the william tweet

The reason to market your console is Marketing, thank you for this incredibly insightful comment jason

[rapid marten]

Probably no

[wheat sail]

tell team cherry to market

sorry

[coral prawn]

ok?

[shell yacht]

We already know silksong coming to the switch we don't need information about it coming to the switch too it's an irrelevant point

[quartz cave]

AMONG US 2?!?!!??!

[coarse leaf]

Guys is this real

[coral prawn]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[wheat sail]

No

[marsh ibex]

You mean the tweet on his trolling/shitpost account

[quartz cave]

Imagine not reading chat before posting

[marsh ibex]

The real question is why would you assume it means anything

[wheat sail]

isnt this is political account?

[shell yacht]

Silksong baby's first tweet

[wheat sail]

it probably has some weight

[marsh ibex]

also they don’t have to announce silksong for switch 2 switch games are already confirmed backwards compatible

[quartz cave]

IM SO JOLLY

[coarse leaf]

i think he means that switch 2 trailer dropped 2.5 months before any real reveal is so that third parties like team cherry can announce their games for it

[quartz cave]

IM SO EXCITED BY THIS INFORMATION

[coarse leaf]

You can literally see whatever crackhead theory theyre cooking up in r/silksong spilling over in here in real time that is actually crazy

they did that for the switch too back then apparently

[fiery burrow]

the pfp is getting me too hungry wtf

[lone crown]

Literally what ive been saying

[shell yacht]

Silk song is already going to be on the switch

[quartz cave]

Fr fuck you 😭

[coarse leaf]

But we know that silksong is coming to switch

[marsh ibex]

the game will be playable on switch 2 we already know this

[coarse leaf]

hey!! i just posted this!!

[marsh ibex]

if tc genuinely wastes their time on a switch 2 port I’m going to have to get involved

[coarse leaf]

nvm my bad

[coarse leaf]

isnt it basically the same infrastructure

[quartz cave]

No

[coarse leaf]

meh i guess youre right

[quartz cave]

They said some games wouldnt even be compatible

[opaque sigil]

it has backwards compatibility

[brazen jetty]

does this mean silksongs not gonna be on the first switch now?

[wheat sail]

team cherry want to get higher than 10fps on switch 1

[quartz cave]

So we can assume theres at least some difference

[opaque sigil]

no

obviously not

[brazen jetty]

fuck

[coarse leaf]

wait really? which ones?

[marsh ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[quartz cave]

But i doubt that will affect ss

[marsh ibex]

come on bro

[brazen jetty]

I literally bought the switch just so i could play ONLY hk and ss on the go

[marsh ibex]

Read what we’re saying please

[quartz cave]

People are not brained today

[marsh ibex]

PLEASE

[coarse leaf]

No examples given

[quartz cave]

Joky can you pin something along the lines of

[marsh ibex]

I hope it’s all nintendo flagship titles so they can rerelease ports at full price

[fiery burrow]

What if they are waiting for the switch 2 release so they can release it alongside the switch 2

[coarse leaf]

i dont think william was shitposting for that tweet

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/lex-language-lex-luthor-clark-kent-dont-know-how-to-read-gif-14888207

[quartz cave]

Switch two changes nothing if youre gonna send a twitter screenshot check the 70 discussions about it before you tried to instead

[coarse leaf]

we'll find out tomorrow anyway lol

[marsh ibex]

what reason

[fiery burrow]

Why would he do it on his personal account then 😭

[shell yacht]

Looking for a learn how to read GIF and found Smallville this is unprecedented

[coarse leaf]

he cool like that

[coarse leaf]

No reason to they'll just remaster em in a year or two

[coarse leaf]

No

[quartz cave]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO MARIO KART 8 3

https://tenor.com/view/mario-kart-mario-kart-nintendo-gaming-gif-5412352

[marsh ibex]

I would personally eat wind waker and twilight princess HD poets like the slop consoomer I am

[coarse leaf]

Mario Kart 8 deluxe special deluxe edition

[wheat sail]

change DK back

[opaque sigil]

mfw cemu exists

[quartz cave]

Who are you again

[coarse leaf]

Double the deluxe, double the fun, now with 2 New tracks!*
*( sold seperately)

[coarse leaf]

what

[marsh ibex]

mfw I slap you like the filthy criminal you are

[quartz cave]

PEAK

[viscid wind]

April second

[quartz cave]

One new racer its just bronze mario

[coarse leaf]

Nintendo should hire me I am fucking cooking here

[fiery burrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/586931790208434203/1074774873429262386/HeySoIMadeAFakeModPingEmoteBruh.gif

[coarse leaf]

[opaque sigil]

you can't prove I don't dump my own roms

[quartz cave]

How the fuck do you even dump games

[violet path]

Fooled me

[marsh ibex]

erm still illegal

[marsh ibex]

toilet

[quartz cave]

It gets stuck,,,

[fiery burrow]

You take them to the dump genius

[opaque sigil]

nah

[coarse leaf]

Legal grey zone

[brazen jetty]

silence

[coarse leaf]

Nintendo just wants you to believe its illegal

[marsh ibex]

not to my glorious king doug bowser and shigeru

[quartz cave]

I tried it with 3ds game once that i was given since i have no 3ds and i almost exploded

[brazen jetty]

if you cant own them..

[coarse leaf]

no

[coarse leaf]

Ok actually fair 🆙

[quartz cave]

Its still sitting somewhere,, probably broken

[viscid wind]

His new pfp is a cake recipe of which was posted on april second 2024, later after the nintendo switch 2 reveal it was announced there will be a direct on April second 2024. This is our best bet at official news in over like 20 months

[coarse leaf]

i saw the reddit post too gang

[fiery burrow]

Nintendo doesn't notify them when directs are

As Leth has stated in the past

So no

[marsh ibex]

I’m not even going to tell you this doesn’t work

[coarse leaf]

please, i want to wake up to some silksong news tomorrow 🙏

[marsh ibex]

just

[viscid wind]

there's no way this is completely accidental

[marsh ibex]

be responsible

[brazen jetty]

sleep

[opaque sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/subida-gif-18379274

[marsh ibex]

my brother in christ

why would he do this

[proven saffron]

Immesurable cope

[quartz cave]

Discord chat discovers what a coincidence is

Discord chat discovers what a lie is

[marsh ibex]

“Oh yes I will time my pfp change to the date of the new direct”

[coarse leaf]

dont they usually announce directs like just a day before them

instead of like 2 months later

[marsh ibex]

no

[fiery burrow]

irrelevant

[viscid wind]

Coincidence, a specific cake, reverse searching that leads to a specific date, that lines up with direct

[coarse leaf]

i think the cake is more meant for "the cake is a lie" lol

William acting like the average leaker pulling shit out of his ass on r/gamingleaksandrumors, incredible stuff

[marsh ibex]

a specific cake
You are unironically too far gone

[quartz cave]

X thing has a date
PROPHECY???

[marsh ibex]

It’s a cake dude

[fiery burrow]

All photos taken of cake are of a specific cake thats how photos work

[quartz cave]

Oh mighty apollo you shouldnt have!

[proven saffron]

The cake is a lie

[marsh ibex]

it’s a cake

[quartz cave]

I should bake a cake,,,

[viscid wind]

I've looked up chocolate cake, cake, slice of cake, slice of chocolate cake and scrolled for 5 minutes and was unable to find the cake image

[coarse leaf]

february direct is still coming though

(apparently)

[quartz cave]

Too bad joky sent death rays to my kitchend and broke my oven

[wheat sail]

april

[quartz sentinel]

big silksong is burying the image so us caketruthers cant find it

[marsh ibex]

[coarse leaf]

no, a standard direct in february

not for switch 2

[winter abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/portal-portal2-gif-8490356555426888939

[marsh ibex]

“Well I couldn’t find it so clearly it’s intentional”

[wheat sail]

switch 1 games... snooooze

[viscid wind]

I WANT TO BELIEVE

[marsh ibex]

do you hear yourself

[coarse leaf]

I looked up Brooklyn Blackout cake and found it as the first image idk what this proved

[fiery burrow]

Be respectful

[winter abyss]

that im good

[quartz sentinel]

then believe you dont need to put on a tinfoil hat to believe

[viscid wind]

Because it is the exact specific cake type

[coarse leaf]

Im aware

[quartz cave]

Are you alright btw

Geniunely worried

[viscid wind]

NO

[quartz cave]

Do we have to send you to a ward

[marsh ibex]

come on man it’s like, not that serious you don’t have to justify cope

just cope

[viscid wind]

I'm genuinely sobbing right now

[coarse leaf]

they did the same for the 3ds between switch reveal and switch direct

[coarse leaf]

But I dont know what this is supposed to change

[quartz sentinel]

the power of cakesong

[quartz cave]

Fr,,,

[winter abyss]

i think he isnt

[wheat sail]

so silksong at the final direct

[coarse leaf]

maybe?

[fiery burrow]

How do I make absolutely exquisite good tasting water because I'm hungry but I just ate

[wet tulip]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Silksong/comments/1i2semo/a_message_to_those_dismissing_williams_tweet/

[coarse leaf]

Bro might have literally just had that cake like, that day and had it on his mind

[quartz sentinel]

make it cold

[marsh ibex]

We are aware

[lone crown]

I do think there’s a chance of something with silksong happening (as always) but there is no correlation between william’s tweet and the Switch 2, it’s purely coincidental and TC has nothing to gain from any sort of collaboration

[wheat sail]

put some lemon in it

[coarse leaf]

samushunter hinted at silksong coming in the next direct but theyre not really trustworthy soo

We should automod r/silksong links iirc

[stoic sigil]

Cake Theory will bring us Salvation

[proven saffron]

Oh Wait this is possible

Im a believer now

[coarse leaf]

Not a warn either send em to the shadowrealm

[violet path]

By the eye of agamatto

[winter abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/aperture-science-portal-cake-gif-337613894489529080

[coarse leaf]

TREMBLE BEFORE BAST

[violet path]

ARMED

[quartz sentinel]

i mean, announcing your new long awaited game alongside the new nintendo console would surely bring in more potential fans

[stoic sigil]

I'm putting on a show!

[wet tulip]

it would be an insane coincidence if it is a coincidence

[marsh ibex]

it’s not even insane

[quartz sentinel]

you guys are kind of late

[violet path]

judge, jury, executioner!

[coarse leaf]

Maximum Pulse!

[marsh ibex]

the only insane thing are the lengths people will go to prove something is valid

[violet path]

🐳

[marsh ibex]

this is conspiracy theory stuff

[coarse leaf]

yeah i guess it makes sense

i dont believe the whole cake thing

[quartz cave]

Hey chat this specific picture of amongopoly was sent almost exactly 27 years ago (in 2 weeks) do yall think this means that the ps6 is being announce that day?

[wet tulip]

i only said it would be a rare coincidence

[coarse leaf]

buuut i do think theres something coming tomorrow

[proven saffron]

This is better than 90% of Silksong conspiracy theories

[stoic sigil]

PYREEE! CHAOSSSSS!

[quartz cave]

Yall are doing everything possible to try to link these together can yall leave it

[quartz sentinel]

your point? that shit was hype af

[winter abyss]

real

[wheat sail]

kids who just got a switch 1 last christmas will be happy

[stoic sigil]

It's more credible than most conspiracies

[quartz sentinel]

tell me you wouldnt go to the krusty krab 2 right now

you cant

[proven saffron]

THATSWHATIMSAYING

[violet path]

Yk what else happened last Christmas

[wet tulip]

no i am not, can't you just accept that it is possibly a nice coincidence and thats it?

[quartz cave]

Chat no way john play S. Tation confirmed this

[coarse leaf]

what else is there to discuss about silksong, why not let people have fun doing this shit? half life community did it with the number 197 too

[violet path]

Them wendys krabby patties were good ash

[winter abyss]

cuz its fictional

[marsh ibex]

No it isn’t

[stoic sigil]

I mean how many cake pics line up EXACTLY on 4.2

[wheat sail]

joe

[quartz cave]

Yes its a coincidence why are yall calling it purposeful weve gone full round already 😭

[marsh ibex]

A lot??

[quartz sentinel]

i feel like im watching through the window of an asylum

[wet tulip]

i never said anything like that i only said it can be a coincidence and thats it

[marsh ibex]

And even if it isn’t a lot

[violet path]

Can i get a tldr i just got here

[quartz cave]

Youre inside it now careful wirh the slit throat guy

[coarse leaf]

Just for reference on the ridiculously small offchance that somehow any of this has actual merit I will never forgive you William, you cannot fuel the lunatics like this

[stoic sigil]

WOAH I get it now.

[violet path]

Im on uhh joker’s skde

[proven saffron]

Silksong Tomorrow tomorrow Silksong silksongh Silksong Silksong

[marsh ibex]

why are you acting like “wow he definitely knew prior to the event being revealed that the direct was happening”

Leth already said they don’t get prior knowledge

[quartz sentinel]

do we even know for certain thats williams account?

[quartz cave]

Yes

[marsh ibex]

technically no

[viscid wind]

One reverse image search is not everything possible

[coarse leaf]

Actually chat ive switched sites

[violet path]

Me too

[marsh ibex]

Ok go to Reddit

[violet path]

Im against whatever side joker’s on

[coarse leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/train-gif-4283874669813644673

[marsh ibex]

bye

[violet path]

Im on ismoils side now

[proud lynx]

I’m here to watch the fire

[coarse leaf]

God no what the fuck

[viscid wind]

how long ago did he say that, what if they do now

[marsh ibex]

You said you switched sites

[coarse leaf]

Im trying to have fun not develop depression

[marsh ibex]

😐

[lone crown]

Idk I just like cake

[violet path]

Hi cake man

[quartz cave]

Youre telling me that a tweet from a shitpost account that might be hacked is directly related to a cake picture that was ramdomly sent a year earlier all this regarding the announcing of a hideogame? This isnt far-fetched? Im sorry bestie

[coarse leaf]

Well yeah but im not that commited to the bit

[fiery burrow]

how it feels to make stuff up

[quartz sentinel]

oh yeah because nintendo is known for being loose with information

[fiery burrow]

Joker can we have 10 second slowmode + no embeds

[marsh ibex]

I too can make up stuff and say I have a point

[quartz cave]

Specially since theyve said they dont get any erly info about directs how would they know a YEAR earlier

[fiery burrow]

Since chat is going faster than some directs

Its only reasonable

Its also quite confrontational

[violet path]

Whats even happening anyways

[leaden delta]

oh what happened

[still elm]

Are we team #Cakesong or team #Fakesong??

[violet path]

No one will give me a TLDR

[quartz sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/virtual-insanity-gif-1489225195979366584

[quartz cave]

TRUE

[coarse leaf]

This is art

[violet path]

Oh God are people linking the switch 2 announcement to silksong somehow?

[full rune]

William!

[quartz cave]

Hes actially megamind

Hiii zal

Zal do me a favor and hop on marvel rivals

[fiery burrow]

William changed his twitter pfp to a picture of a scrumptious cake

[marsh ibex]

[quartz sentinel]

you just got what was going on?

[proud lynx]

No, one of Team cherry posted a tweet about something big coming tomorrow and changed their profile to a cake

[violet path]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-cartermiroquai-moving-furniture-carter-gif-24925834

Thanks

[violet path]

Im a little out of it

Full of hate rn

[quartz cave]

https://tenor.com/view/i-cant-take-it-anymore-im-going-insane-i-cant-even-i-cant-even-begin-to-comprehend-dejays-place-gif-23627704

IVE BEEN ON A 7 GAME LOSING STREAK I SWEAR TO GOD

[fiery burrow]

Ismoil do you have control over slowmode

[coarse leaf]

Have the boys over at r/silksong started running ciphers on the username yet, surely that means something as well.
I can just feel the secrets hidden beyond

[violet path]

Rivals?

[quartz sentinel]

i think everyone is overdosing on copium

[quartz cave]

FUCK HELA AND THORS

[viscid wind]

This as close we've ever gotten to official news since the delay

[stoic sigil]

I am not crazy! I know he lined up those dates. I knew it was 4.2.2025. One match after another. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. William, he- he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the HK Discord to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That direct! Are you telling me that a cake picture just happens to line up like that? No! He orchestrated it! William! He teased the Switch 2 Reveal! And I believed him! And I should. I posted my evidence in #⁠ss-discussion ! What was I thinking? You'll never believe. Ever since TGA, always the same! Couldn't stop dooming! But not our Dave! Couldn't be coping Dave! You should believe me while you have the chance!

[violet path]

Ive never been on more than a one game losing streak in rivals competitive 😭

[proven saffron]

"Silksong is real"

[violet path]

This season*

[quartz cave]

HOW

[violet path]

I dont solo queue

I only play with my good friends

And im good

[coarse leaf]

Joker we need a pin

[violet path]

One could say my performances are quite

Legendary

[wet tulip]

i am also very skeptical, there is no reason to make a riddle like this instead of actually saying something

[violet path]

Ya yall dumb asf

[marsh ibex]

I refuse

[quartz cave]

I may or may not have mad3 a deal woth mephisto

[coarse leaf]

A betrayal most foul

[fiery burrow]

JOKER SLOWMOD

[lone crown]

The cake is a lie. Do not fall for coincidence

[violet path]

Please dont

[fiery burrow]

Please

[marsh ibex]

oh my god shut up

[proven saffron]

What if this is them trying to slowly make us descend into insanity

[violet path]

Theres like no one talking

[quartz cave]

I outright said "please let me win this game (rank up game) then you can give me a 10 game losing streak or whatever"

[fiery burrow]

Chat is too fast

[coarse leaf]

Tf you mean slowmode

[fiery burrow]

and too argumentative

[coarse leaf]

Actually yeah we should have slowmode

[fiery burrow]

Nows the time

[coarse leaf]

About 15 Minutes sounds good

[violet path]

“How can i make this about silksong”

[quartz cave]

Seems he accepted

[leaden delta]

no this is too funny

[coarse leaf]

Gotta get chat under control yknow

[fiery burrow]

fr?

[stoic sigil]

r/Silksong must be burning. Cake Theory will succeed

[quartz cave]

Toast bring me out of this shit

[leaden delta]

lets keep talking abt cake

I like red velvet

[viscid wind]

I WANT TO BELIEVE THE CAKE

[unborn moat]

Insert Homelander's theme here

[quartz cave]

Shut up i wanna make a cake now but i CANT

[viscid wind]

ALL HAIL THE CAKE

[kindred pewter]

Black forest my goat

[fiery burrow]

Birthday cake of choice

[violet path]

I dont queue after losing also unless im confident i can win

I usually get off if my mental is bad

[coarse leaf]

Black forest is the goat

[violet path]

But also i have a lot of fun in rivals comp so my mental is usually good

[viscid wind]

I suck at all games you can name

[coarse leaf]

And it aint close

[kindred pewter]

Holy fuck it's william

[fiery burrow]

In the flesh

[marsh ibex]

speaking of the cake

[violet path]

Clash of clans

[coarse leaf]

Incredible

[marsh ibex]

[kindred pewter]

Angrvt Bird

[coarse leaf]

[fiery burrow]

LMAOOO

[coarse leaf]

Well thats just fucked up

[lone crown]

HAH

[uncut elk]

they are gonna announce that silksong was finished last year and that they have been working on "teletubbies: the game"

[viscid wind]

I WANT TO BELIEVE THE CAKE

[stoic sigil]

Sorry but I can't read

[viscid wind]

I've never played it since i was like 7 or something

[kindred pewter]

So silksong is releasing on Oct 26th 2023

[violet path]

what in God's name is this cake yall are talking abt

[viscid wind]

Add a year, Oct 26th 2024

[trim estuary]

Why are you all slices of cake

[proven saffron]

Only -1 year

[kindred pewter]

Williams cake

[lone crown]

I just like cake

[fiery burrow]

Delicious

[wheat sail]

his cake

[viscid wind]

BUT WHEN YOU REVERSE SEARCH THE IMAGE THE FIRST RESULT IS APRIL SECOND I THINK

[fiery burrow]

so

[kindred pewter]

Imagine it's not even cake its a steak that looks like cake

[coarse leaf]

Checkmate

[proven saffron]

Cake Theory. Cake Theory. Look at the cake. April fourth. Silksong announcement April Fourth. Believe the truth. Believe the theory

[lone crown]

Relax 😭

[viscid wind]

April second*

[stoic sigil]

I should also note that the top result is the 4.2 one, which is likely what the image was pulled from (cope)

[proven saffron]

Cake sub theory

[viscid wind]

I've not played it

[coarse leaf]

William first found the image, downloaded it, then he reverse searched it, found it lined up, and then made it his pfp

Incredible work

[proven saffron]

William is delaying the announcement of Silksong by two days to mess with us

[tawdry ice]

i love checking here once in a blue moon and theres cake

[kindred pewter]

Why did william even have a cake pfp

[woven current]

But there is no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying until you run out of cake

[coarse leaf]

Yo how do we know the account is actually his?

Other than the people following him

[violet path]

this is what my history looks like

[fresh pollen]

Us and Team cherry are truly two nobodies...
Fighting over nothing

[kindred pewter]

Check it's old posts

There's a lot of indie

Yeah that'd all I got

[fiery burrow]

If you open his search history you'll actually find "Cake images April second" "Chocolate cake 4.2"

[coarse leaf]

[jade canopy]

using the cake as a pfp is a very good idea I have to say

[kindred pewter]

It's horrible

[deft tide]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jpNkt_v0jM