sk-discussion

[stoic sigil]

Just saying he did put out 3 tweets, the TC Copyright got updated, and he changed his name and pfp the day directly after

[strange night]

He's just having a manic episode

There's no news

[stoic sigil]

If there's no news in 3 years I'll have to get involved again.

[harsh yarrow]

heyy now

we've got a method to get silly tweets out of Willam

why not abuse it while it works?

[stoic sigil]

OK everyone check this out

Hey the Silksong website doesn't have a matching copyright with main TC website

And now we wait.

[strange night]

😭

[harsh yarrow]

You ping replied him again?

[strange night]

This is amazing

[harsh yarrow]

Mods its not my fault he listened to my dumbass sugestions

[inland ravine]

a

[strange night]

Gwnj ban jcera

She pinged William three times

[inland ravine]

the hell happen

[stoic sigil]

Nothing out of the ordinary

[torpid nova]

Did william post that before or after the June 22 trailer

[stoic sigil]

https://x.com/everydruidwaswr/status/1879751713621725206

little bomey (@everydruidwaswr) on X

something big is coming. keep your eyes closed tomorrow

X · Jan 16, 2025, 4:45 AM

[inland ravine]

https://fixupx.com/everydruidwaswr/status/1879751713621725206

[ashen hearth]

yeah that's William Pellen's personal twitter

[stoic sigil]

SNAIL HER

[inland ravine]

what happen to william

[inland ravine]

NO 😭

i thought the pic was hidden

fuck

[harsh yarrow]

lol

[alpine garnet]

Holy shit lmao

[strange night]

Omg cats are liquid

I love that game

[inland ravine]

YAY :D

same :D

[stoic sigil]

Yes.

[placid ether]

i would honestly ping leth to ask if Wilbo's twitter was hacked

[harsh yarrow]

nice

[placid ether]

the blocking thing is weird

[torpid nova]

I think we better leave them alone, if they find it necessary they will tell us

In 2027

[stoic sigil]

OK guys, I'll bear the burden

[harsh yarrow]

your insane

[stoic sigil]

Actually nah

If the website was recently updated there must've been some sort of activity spike

Between the new tweets and the website change it lines up very well

And I feel like Wilbo would have 2FA smh

[torpid nova]

What's 2FA

[stoic sigil]

[coarse leaf]

2 factor authentification

[torpid nova]

Maybe the hacker has 3FA

[stoic sigil]

Now that's a terrifying thought

[alpine garnet]

I don’t think he was hacked

[stoic sigil]

Guys I don't mean to brag

But the Silksong website was updated to 2025

[harsh yarrow]

your the william whisperer

[alpine garnet]

Willsperer

[harsh yarrow]

...just now?

[stoic sigil]

Yes.

[alpine garnet]

Yooooo

[harsh yarrow]

I have to saw

say*

that I doubt it was your doing

but if it was

holy fucking shit

[stoic sigil]

I lied

[harsh yarrow]

smh

[alpine garnet]

Bait used to be believable etc

[harsh yarrow]

dont tell me you lied about the ping replies too D:

[stoic sigil]

Oh no that was true

[inland ravine]

i saw that

[tight raptor]

[strange night]

I didn't

[strange night]

Willbo blocks all silksong fans, very reasonable because I do the same thing

[stoic sigil]

I'd block my crazed fans tbh

[torpid nova]

Good night William

[torpid nova]

https://youtu.be/WxLUf2kRQRE?si=k_i2mMR88V58-4_C

[nimble radish]

WOW silksong soon

[harsh yarrow]

well damn

that is switch 2 isnt it

[lament lotus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itpcsQQvgAQ

LOOK

[harsh yarrow]

yeah

[lament lotus]

oh

yall got updated

[harsh yarrow]

didnt expect that news to be real, honeslty

I thought it was a load of bullshit

[lament lotus]

aMW

INSANE

[torpid nova]

The date is 2-4-2025, is it 2 of April or 4 of February?

[nimble radish]

you thought there wasn't going to be a switch two?

april

[lament lotus]

PLEASE NO JOYCON DRIFT

[warped rock]

dang we got switch 2 before uhhh uhhh. ummm before uhhh

[nimble radish]

SILKSONG SILKSONG SILKSONG

[lament lotus]

this is one of the best reveal trailers ive seen if not the best

[torpid nova]

Okay okay it's written in the correct format

[jade canopy]

Nah dw, they don’t want switch owners to feel weirded out by a new console, so they ported such a feature

[lament lotus]

YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS SHIT

[nimble radish]

I hope they intendo fix this

[tired lake]

Rumors say they have advanced tech for no more joycon drift

no way they dont fix it

[lament lotus]

nope

i think they will put it back

[unborn dome]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itpcsQQvgAQ

[lament lotus]

since it made them money

[unborn dome]

something big did come

[lament lotus]

from people buying new joycons

at 60 dollars

despite them probably costing 15$ to make

[jade canopy]

A times 4 profit margin is actually not that big for tech

[mellow patrol]

Switch 2 looks cool i just wish they added grips on the back

switch 1 is uncomfortable to hold over time imo

[torpid nova]

I bet they announce silksong at the April direct

[lament lotus]

guys

[coarse leaf]

you dont need "advanced tech" to fix drift lol, every other controller has had that figured out for ages, nintendo was just too incompetent to design the controller and has been refusing to fix it

[lament lotus]

the "team cherry is waiting for switch 2 to release silksong" might be true

[torpid nova]

First half of the year we will get news

[warped rock]

wasnt there like a whole boatload of evidence against this

[copper nest]

I'm actually disappointed to be honest... No new innovation, just exactly the same but I guess better graphics and that's it???

[languid meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/love-jo-le-déjanté-psvita-gif-16772441

Silksong vita when

[coarse leaf]

why not

you can literally see it lol

[unborn dome]

there's never any evidence

[languid meteor]

Switch 2 looks so boring. I mean i wouldnt expect much different but still

[nimble radish]

games consoles are for kids, unlike pc games
which are for adults

[copper nest]

I mean like, pretty much all past consoles were different and innovative. This isn't from the looks of it.

[stoic sigil]

I'm going to personally release Silksong actually give me a bit

[coarse leaf]

its a switch but in bigger with more performance, i wasnt expecting anything else ofcourse, switch sold like absolutely crazy they aint fixing something that aint broken, but like, you dont need to wait for a direct to see that

[unborn dome]

gamecube wasn't
wii u is debatable
n64 wasn't really

[coarse leaf]

and the switch just is a really really good concept so i totally get it

[torpid nova]

So I think William was talking about switch 2 announcement in his personal account, so he knows stuff about Nintendo, which means there's a collaboration between them, which means it's likely ss will release for the switch 2/ there's an announcement at Nintendo direct

[coarse leaf]

that is certainly a thought process

[copper nest]

Wait, how wasn't the gamecube new or innovative for nintendo?

Also without wii u we wouldn't have the foundation for the switch docking/seprate from tv idea

Edit: N64????? Really?

[stoic sigil]

Actually he said to keep our eyes closed, this means none of us can fucking listen

[jade canopy]

Ah yes hollow Knight
The famous switch release title

[harsh yarrow]

def april

[steep igloo]

Thing is since it's cross compatible anyway what's the point of waiting to release a Switch 2 version?

[harsh yarrow]

Nintendo of America has it as 4 - 2 - 2025

so

yeah

[torpid nova]

We listen with our ears :0 excellent move william

[coarse leaf]

there.. there is none

[unborn dome]

innovative for nintendo maybe, but not for gaming as a whole

[coarse leaf]

silksong is not a flagship title for nintendo lmao

compared to actual nintendo flagships silksong might aswell be bottom of the barrel steam shovelware you can buy for 0.99

the gap between these 2 is so ridiculous

[quartz cave]

Mario kart 9 no fucking wayyy

[wanton eagle]

4.2.2025

[torpid nova]

HK sells really well on switch

[copper nest]

Well if they do put silksong on switch 2 I'll just have to go pc XD

[strange night]

Kark no that's a switch 2 direct, not the release date

[coarse leaf]

not compared to flagship titles

[uncut citrus]

Uhm, actually, 17.5.2025

[harsh yarrow]

Its not impossible for it to be a launch title that gets brushed over durring the nintendo direct in april

[strange night]

It is confirmed to release in 2025 though

[stoic sigil]

Actually I have insider info that Ari Gibson is in a deep and secretive relationship with Shuntaro

[quartz cave]

The helly ou talking about

[torpid nova]

Yea, I just feel very optimistic so I'll live in my delusion

[strange night]

I'm just saying, wilbo tweeted about big things happening and then the switch 2 trailer dropped

[coarse leaf]

mario kart 8 sold 64.27 Million copies

[harsh yarrow]

But from that date, I'd guess that Team Cherry would likely do the Silksong reveal themselves before hand

[torpid nova]

HK has sold 110 million copies on all platforms

[copper nest]

About the rumors that silksong will be switch 2. If it is the case I'll go pc instead because no way would I be able to afford the new one

[strange night]

Is this just on the switch or counting Wii U sales as well

[strange night]

Just sell your old one

[quartz cave]

Its gonna be on the switch it literally has an eshop page

[coarse leaf]

if i can trust wikipedia just the switch

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_Nintendo_Switch_video_games

[strange night]

Zamn

[quartz cave]

You should go pc eitherway lol

[harsh yarrow]

its not impossible that Silksong could still release on Switch

very slim

but not impossible

[quartz cave]

Can we stop talking about mid now

[strange night]

Ok but like I'm probably going to sell my switch on eBay to raise extra funds to get the switch 2 ngl

[quartz cave]

Chat splatoon 4????

[torpid nova]

In any case I'll get it on pc, mods are too juicy

[coarse leaf]

thats 3.8 billion in sales just from that one game if its sold at 60 bucks, its so ridiculous lmao

[stoic sigil]

I'm songing

[quartz cave]

CHAT CHAT

Hear me out

Mario party 10 2

Surely thats a good idea

[runic atlas]

Fuck you mean they shadowdropped it

[jade canopy]

Why are people talking about shadow drops ?

They released a teaser of the console

[coarse leaf]

Im confused how else would you go about it

Do you tease the teaser

[runic atlas]

Shadow drop the trailer i mean

[coarse leaf]

But then you shadowdropped the teaser for the teaser

[runic atlas]

They have directs

That's like their thing

[jade canopy]

It’s a teaser
Announcing a teaser sounds dumb

And like
The whole entire world knew that there was gonna be news today

[stoic sigil]

Wym Shadowdropped, William announced it 😦

[coarse leaf]

Whats the difference

[runic atlas]

I did not

[coarse leaf]

Also you dont put something like this in a direct

[runic atlas]

Also they did reveal Mk9

[jade canopy]

Not clear lol

[runic atlas]

Yeah but it very much was

That course is new

And also THERE ARE 15 RACERS

[coarse leaf]

You dont want people to go "oh crazy" and then have to watch them talk about farming Sims for 45 minutes or however long Nintendos directs are

[stoic sigil]

Team Cherry announced Hollow Knight Chapter 2 this is insane

[jade canopy]

Looking at the stats from that Wikipedia page you posted
Stardew sold 8 millions switch copies

Which does explain the tenacity of those farming sims

[coarse leaf]

Sure does, i mean look at animal crossing aswell it totally makes sense

[hazy summit]

We got Nintendo switch 2 before silksong

[jade canopy]

I did not know that animal crossing sold that well jeez

[jade canopy]

not so fast

It releases in April

[coarse leaf]

yeah im kinda shocked aswell, like jesus christ people really like that game huh

[hazy summit]

Almost

[jade canopy]

Im currently playing through stardew
So I definitely see the appeal, though the focus on decoration is not really something I enjoy

compared to optimisation

[steep igloo]

That's the date for the direct not the actual release

[hazy summit]

Do you think team cherry made a version of silksong optimized for the Nintendo switch 2?

[alpine garnet]

Think part of it was the pandemic

[jade canopy]

And that is not even accounting for the 6 month of scalping post release

[odd sedge]

no i think they are gonna make one for the switch 3

[hazy summit]

Wowie

[jade canopy]

So it’s more a December 2025 release tbh

[jade canopy]

Im gonna assume that silksong can run on a potato considering the track record of hk
So that really doesn’t seem necessary…

[opaque sigil]

it's backwards compatible

[torpid nova]

Silksong releases June 2025

[hazy summit]

June 20250

[fast steppe]

WHEN SKONG???

[languid meteor]

Tomorrow

Im tellin you

[coarse leaf]

i mean the teaser is nice and all but it hasnt really shown me anything i couldnt have already guessed, im far more interested in price and performance then that theyre obviously gonna do the switch design again lmao

[fast steppe]

LEGIT NO CLICKBAIT?

[languid meteor]

HELL YEAH

Or else ill give you my kidney(i have none)

[fast steppe]

THAT'S A DEAL MY FRIEND

[languid meteor]

Amazing

[fast steppe]

(Lmao)

[jade canopy]

At least they teased the console
was about time lol

[dull carbon]

Silkers we may be winning.

[warped rock]

Any silkers in chat

[fast steppe]

Winning what?

[torpid nova]

I'm the new playtester for team grape, but I don't troll as much as graig

[opaque sigil]

not to mention what the flagship titles are gonna be

[coarse leaf]

i mean yeah sure

[analog sphinx]

Imagine if there’s a special silksong edition switch 2. Not likely, but the chance isn’t zero

[dull carbon]

Switch 2

[stoic sigil]

Hey gang, Ari didn't have any interns today, so Silksong is delayed.

[fast steppe]

Team Grape...

[languid meteor]

we need to make this look like silksong

[coarse leaf]

why are people getting excited over switch 2 when silksong's flagship is clearly the kfc console

[hazy summit]

Team pomegranate

[coarse leaf]

it doesn't make sense

[coarse leaf]

yeah that aswell, although i must say its not like i cant imagine a list

this is like more unrelated to silksong than the atari consoles from back in the day

[dull carbon]

Really i thought it was the solja boy

[fast steppe]

WHAT KIND OF POTATO PC RUNS HK AT LESS THAN 40 FPS?

[coarse leaf]

what rhe fuck is that

[hazy summit]

What happened to the KFC console

[languid meteor]

i have 30fps forced for debugging purposes 😭

[jade canopy]

We are bound for a new Mario game probably ?
And seemingly Mario kart 9
Like odyssey was a loonngg time ago

[coarse leaf]

literally in a game engine or smth like that lmao

[coarse leaf]

mario kart 8 deluxe 2 because its the switch 2

[analog sphinx]

Hopefully we get Pokémon legends: z-a with the switch 2. It was revealed all the way back in 2024 and we haven’t had any news in almost a year

[coarse leaf]

yeah those 2 are a pretty safe bet i think

[fast steppe]

ABSOLUTELY SUPER MARIO VALHALLA WILL COME OUT AFTER SUPER MARIO ODISSEY (Assassin's Creed joke)

[stoic sigil]

Silksong is delayed after the incident with 𓈎𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓄿𓂋𓎼𓅱𓈖𓄿𓂋 𓇋𓇋𓇋

[jade canopy]

I would be surprised if it doesn’t release on both consoles

[strange night]

I'm really hoping it'll be a switch 2 release (assuming switch 2 has better hardware and it's not just a new 3ds type situation)

[analog sphinx]

Even if za is released for switch 1, the switch 2 still has backwards compatibility. I’m not sure if we will get many switch 2 exclusive titles that can’t be played on switch 1, it might be an Xbox series s vs series X situation (major hardware differences, but same generation and same games).

[coarse leaf]

ill admit it would be absolutely hilarious if nintendo delivers another absolutely hilariously underpowered console but I doub its happening honestly

[jade canopy]

It’s Pokemon
If you expect that it’s gonna need good hardware to run…

[jade canopy]

Considering base sale price for consoles now is like 600 bucks or something
They really can afford to make it expensive

[coarse leaf]

well tbf, the better the hardware the less you gotta optimize tho..

the pokemon devs are crying tears of joy rn, can pump the shovelware out even faster now

[jade canopy]

Don’t be so mean
They’ve skipped an entire year

[coral prawn]

we need third kits😔

[coarse leaf]

true true mb

[warped rock]

Why does everyone care so much about the switch 2 it's just a vessel for gameplay

[jade canopy]

For the first time since like… generation… 5 I think ?

[still elm]

Was William’s twitter hacked?

[strange night]

Probably not

[coarse leaf]

why do people keep asking that who of you have been shitposting in r/silksong

[strange night]

Vessel? Hollow mid reference wtf

[jade canopy]

It’s new, the trailer looks cool, and the new joycons could be able to be used like a mouse

[runic atlas]

They're probs gonna keep it at 350 or so, seems to be what Nintendo wants the price to be at, I really don't think they'll make it higher

[steep sail]

GUYS

[analog sphinx]

You are the vessel. You are the hollow switch (2)

[runic atlas]

They could even sell it at a loss and make up the lost money with games

[steep sail]

SILKSONG IS RELEASING

RIGHT?

hk = switch 1... ss = switch 2... totally? yeah?

[analog sphinx]

Hk 1 was planned for Wii u and made it to switch. Silksong was planned for switch, so it has to make it to switch 2

[jade canopy]

Yes everyone knows that hollow knight was a major switch release title, this reasoning makes sense

[steep sail]

EXACTLY

silksong! this year! im so excited

https://tenor.com/view/can-you-believe-guys-christmas-one-week-until-christmas-im-so-thriled-about-this-information-christmas-christmas-meme-gif-24202287

[runic atlas]

The switch 2 won't have a life cycle as main console for only 1 year

[coarse leaf]

very true

[steep sail]

can you believe it guys? silksong! this yaer!

[runic atlas]

The switch 1 lasted for like 8 years

[coarse leaf]

nintendo will be sent to the void after 1 year

[grand ferry]

first time what

[analog sphinx]

I guess we can wait for Nintendo direct and hope that we see silksong there. It would be a really good time to release it, I’m sure that team Cherry have been waiting years for this opportunity

[jade canopy]

First time not releasing a game during any given year

[analog sphinx]

Maybe not years, but it’s the next best time to release

[exotic geyser]

nature is healing

[grand ferry]

is nice

[jade canopy]

Like they’ve been releasing games every Christmas for a long time

[grand ferry]

maybe busy with ZA

scrum 2 years

[charred pulsar]

Has #sk-discussion seen Switch 2 yet?!

I scrolled up. Answer: Yes

[still elm]

The ultimate Silksong platform

The way it’s typed is in character for ol’ wilbo

But… why did everything change

[pliant torrent]

silksong for switch 2

[strange night]

I wish they hadn't

[stoic sigil]

Hi Silksong Playtester Simo. Did Wilbo's acc get hacked?

[sinful flare]

i have

[pliant torrent]

remember when leth said that the next news will be directly from tc?

[winter abyss]

yall i finally finished the tests for this term

[pliant torrent]

maybe thats a sign

[stoic sigil]

Imagine still being in school

[winter abyss]

imagine imagining

[stoic sigil]

Dishonoring the Bloodline

[strange night]

Imagine being named Dolm

[strange night]

Leth isn't even real

[kindred pewter]

What answer did you put for the question "hornet has 5 apples, and lace eats hornet. How many apples does hornet have?"

[strange night]

He's Dave's alt account

[winter abyss]

hollow knight becuase apple sauce is made of jetpacks

[kindred pewter]

Yeah that' ls what I put aswell

[winter abyss]

we will pass the exams yo

[smoky nebula]

Who is Dave

[stoic sigil]

You

[kindred pewter]

Dave deez silk in your song

Ha gottem

[unborn moat]

So, was William Pellen's post hinting the Nintendo Switch 2 reveal trailer? I just noticed that when it was announced, it was exactly midnight in Australia

[smoky nebula]

I'm lobotomising you

[kindred pewter]

Im already

[winter abyss]

dawg chill

i want it first

[stoic sigil]

Too late

[strange night]

We have no idea

It's probably just a coincidence because I doubt he'd know that Nintendo would shadow drop the trailer

[stoic sigil]

Simo is Ari Gibson sorry for not mentioning that

[honest lion]

was there actually a tweet from will or are you guys bullshitting

[strange night]

Scroll up, it was only sent eight times

[stoic sigil]

https://x.com/everydruidwaswr/status/1879751713621725206

little bomey (@everydruidwaswr) on X

something big is coming. keep your eyes closed tomorrow

X · Jan 16, 2025, 4:45 AM

[wet tulip]

Most people knew nintendo would shadow drop today because leaks

[unborn moat]

Welp, I'll wait for tomorrow then, without any expectations obviously, I'm not going to be delusional

[strange night]

Keep your eyes closed

[strange night]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969224910427816029/1299362992227487826/attachment-28.gif

[kindred pewter]

What is this

[strange night]

MEOW

[coarse leaf]

desperately waiting for the ignore feature to hit the webapp rn

[kindred pewter]

Keep your inner demons to yourself Dolm

[strange night]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-ragebait-this-guy-iron-man-tony-stark-gif-3966857531535969686

[sinful flare]

here actually a twe
ıys bullshitting

[daring falcon]

Switch 2 announcement before any Silksong news.

I'm never going to remove the clown from my name

[jade canopy]

Everyone knew about Nintendo announcing switch 2 today
It has been leaked by the entire world
There were articles on ign and stuff

[strange night]

Silksong announced switch 2 today?

[jade canopy]

Like Linus tech tip talked about it the whole week

[strange night]

-# I haven't been keeping up with leaks I didn't know

[unborn moat]

Hmmmm, by putting more thought on that quote, yeah, there will probably be nothing. Good thing that by being a relatively new Hollow Knight fan, I'm not as hyped as the rest of the community is

[coarse leaf]

nah let the haters hate aze silksong did announce the switch 2 today

never back down iirc

[strange night]

Nick eh 30

https://tenor.com/view/nick-eh-30-nick-neverbackdown-neverwhat-nevergiveup-gif-3703841054462117766

[young saffron]

https://youtu.be/itpcsQQvgAQ?si=x5UQir1f9I-NJqSQ

[strange night]

Yeah we saw

[kindred pewter]

Kaan you okay?

[smoky nebula]

He's having a stroke

[grand ferry]

probably dipped into a cold river 80 feet down

[coarse leaf]

preach brother

[young saffron]

😔

[honest lion]

guild

[strange night]

They're adding Hatsune Miku to silksong

[strange night]

I fully agree

[young saffron]

Are y'all waiting

Baiting*

I genuinely can't tell anymore 😭😭😭

[strange night]

How do I get MEOW next to my name

[young saffron]

I haven't seen any post from William

[unborn moat]

I now need a drawing of Hornet with Miku's hair

[strange night]

Scroll up, there's fifteen links to his tweet

[honest lion]

join the server related to it

[strange night]

https://x.com/everydruidwaswr/status/1879751713621725206

little bomey (@everydruidwaswr) on X

something big is coming. keep your eyes closed tomorrow

X · Jan 16, 2025, 4:45 AM

[honest lion]

click on it

[young saffron]

This is William's account?

[daring falcon]

Ai cover of World is Mine but it's all Shaw and Git Gud

[unborn dome]

wilbooooo

[kindred pewter]

Dolm dont

[young saffron]

Y'all better not be trolling lmaoo

[kindred pewter]

Theyll harvest your organs

[coarse leaf]

dont click on that server link

[strange night]

Hmmmmm

[stoic sigil]

Yes, it was previously called Wilbop

[sinful flare]

i mean i slept at 8 am andwoke up at 4 pm so i might as well keep my eyes closed tomorrow entirely probably

[kindred pewter]

Also why is the Nintendo switch 2 an ASMR trailer

[stoic sigil]

(His discord name is Wilbo)

[young saffron]

All the fake info has messed me up 💀💀

[kindred pewter]

You and your silkposts

[strange night]

Yeah aluo is actually behind all of this

[stoic sigil]

Hater mods would never pin this

[kindred pewter]

We must eradicate all r/silksong users

[unborn moat]

Don't worry, there is a good chance he was just hinting to the Switch 2 reveal anyway, even though we don't actually know for sure

[strange night]

He hacked into wilbo's Twitter as an elaborate fake

[kindred pewter]

He said "something big is happening, close your eyes tomorrow"

So something bad is happening tomorrow

[young saffron]

Hmm kinda weird to break silence about it all of a sudden though

[kindred pewter]

So silksong is releasing tomorrow NOOOOO

[pine frost]

Is April 2nd the new silksong cope date?

[kindred pewter]

Will silksong have sisyphus?

[strange night]

Why would it be

[pine frost]

Switch 2 trailer, they may have games

[stoic sigil]

"A visitor? Indeed, I have slept for long enough. The kingdom of Pharloom has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember!"

🥶

[strange night]

I really do not think skong would be in a switch 2 direct considering it's a switch 1 title

[pine frost]

It’s layers of cope on layers of cope but that’s the soonest like, trailer date of anything

[timber meteor]

the boy who cried wolf

[young saffron]

Same, do we normally expect directs in Jan?

[coarse leaf]

"the beta key you gave me infected my computer with a virus" is crazy stuff

[young saffron]

Or is it in Feb usually

[stoic sigil]

E1 is actually another Aluo fake

[coarse leaf]

its aluo all the way down

[stoic sigil]

And Aluo is a fake too

[coarse leaf]

probably hacked into wilbos account aswell

[stoic sigil]

They're actually Alpharius

[coarse leaf]

thats some insane commitment to the trolling i respect it

[kindred pewter]

E1331 and Aluo should have an epic rap battle

[pine frost]

Nintendo directs are usually like Feb June September with a few random ones when they feel like it

But we definitely (probably) aren’t getting a February direct because of April

[strange night]

Hey I already made this joke

Scroll up

[stoic sigil]

SNAIL HIM

[strange night]

The snail has been deployed

[coarse leaf]

mf pulling out the ancient scriptures for the snail smh

[strange night]

Honestly fuck silksong

[coarse leaf]

:UP:

[strange night]

I'm waiting for a fantasy life i release date

[coarse leaf]

i aint fixing that

[stoic sigil]

Silk

[coarse leaf]

what the hell is that

nvm its fucking animal crossing again, should have known

[strange night]

Nuh uhhhhhh

[coarse leaf]

true it looks far shittier

[stoic sigil]

KILL HIM

[strange night]

The original fantasy life is one of the greatest games I've ever played and it's not even remotely similar to animal crossing

[strange night]

They definitely added some animal crossing esque stuff to i but I'm hoping it still has the general gameplay loop of the first

[coarse leaf]

mb mb didnt know the fantasy life fanclub was present

[stoic sigil]

What's Fantasy Life

[strange night]

https://tenor.com/view/fantasy-life-level-5-level-5-i-love-fantasy-life-captain-underpants-gif-1595275594727801416

[hexed grotto]

Soooo, are we thinking SS will release alongside the switch 2 this year? 🤡

[strange night]

I'm thinking I'll release you with a hammer

https://tenor.com/view/nba-gif-15687325833433865178

[stoic sigil]

Helldivers 2 on Switch 2

[hexed grotto]

[shell yacht]

So did the thing happen chat

[sinful flare]

it didnt happen sorry moss

[strange night]

Keep your eyes closed

[strange night]

That's joker, not moss

[sinful flare]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPi_6wz2niA this is fucking insane

[shell yacht]

[marsh ibex]

Ex fucking cuse me

They just drop the trailer?

[sinful flare]

omg hi powdered

[sinful flare]

yeah they dropped the trailer for PSP

its amazing

[ashen hearth]

Yep, William Pellen, the lead developer of Hollow Knight tweeted news tomorrow and Team Cherry just updated their website to 2025

[wet tulip]

Nothing ever happens

[ashen hearth]

2025 copyright wasn't there like 1-2 days ago

[shell yacht]

Will posted something?

Also for the copyright update I hate to tell you but that by itself doesn't mean anything

[strange night]

That's because it's only been 2025 for two fucking weeks bro

The copyright means literally nothing

The tweet might, we don't know yet

[coarse leaf]

its a sign dolm

[wet tulip]

The tweet means nothing also

[marsh ibex]

what tweet

[strange night]

https://x.com/Nintendeal/status/1879900282836177219?t=DzH8vfAbwDgK2fUh7kCzhQ&s=19

Nintendeal (@Nintendeal) on X

24 player Mario Kart on Switch 2 😍

X · Jan 16, 2025, 2:35 PM

Oops wrong one

https://x.com/everydruidwaswr/status/1879751713621725206

little bomey (@everydruidwaswr) on X

something big is coming. keep your eyes closed tomorrow

X · Jan 16, 2025, 4:45 AM

My clipboard is full of Twitter links lmao

[marsh ibex]

oh he changed his entire twitter shit

Weirdo

[strange night]

Yeah aluo hacked him

[lament lotus]

4am sharp... the hero's piss

[strange night]

I don't know what this means but it is shrue

[marsh ibex]

why are people tweaking about this post

[coarse leaf]

The world is changed..
I feel it in the water..
I feel it in the earth..
I smell it in the earth..
The skong is soon

[marsh ibex]

he memes all the time

[strange night]

I could not care any less about silksong at this point tbh

[shell yacht]

The switch trailer is just fucking ridiculous, just 2 minutes of them showing that it's slightly bigger and then playing Mario kart, and then putting emphasis on all the things we know the switch controllers do advertisement wise this is Wii u level but assuming it's actually powerful like everybody says it will be that's going to be like the only selling point

[coarse leaf]

did you really think they were going to do anything else then switch but more powerful lol

[shell yacht]

I didn't think they were going to do the switch again honestly

[marsh ibex]

I mean they showed a difference in both the joycons and the kickstand

[lament lotus]

i mean its as strong as a ps4 i think

[lament lotus]

pretty good but just buy a steam deck atp

[shell yacht]

Wait it's going to be as strong as a PS4 I can't clown on Nintendo Fanboys anymore, I really got to get that PS5 now

[strange night]

Lol

[coarse leaf]

we dont know, we dont have full benchmarks and specs from what i know

[wet tulip]

How is this wii u level considering the switch is successful ?

[lament lotus]

wdym lol

pretty impressive i think

steam deck is at that point too iirc

[young saffron]

isnt this kinda weak?

[marsh ibex]

The wii u was also believed to be a simply peripheral

[wheat nova]

Silk song tomorrow guys. For sure

[strange night]

Please keep in mind that I enjoy hating

[young saffron]

indeed

[lament lotus]

ohh gotcha

[wet tulip]

No, thats insane for an handheld

[strange night]

It's among my favorite pastimes

[lament lotus]

my bad

i also love hating

[coarse leaf]

"insane" is a bit of a stretch but yeah its pretty good

[shell yacht]

The Wii was also successful, the point being the advertisement for the successor, the 2 version, didn't do a good job selling it. Although this is just a teaser trailer basically

[coarse leaf]

its not some grand innovation theyre just going equal with valve if the specs are actually true

[analog sphinx]

Let’s just hope the switch 2 doesn’t retail for $700

[lament lotus]

i feel like this generations consoles kinda suck

[marsh ibex]

I hope it retails for 800

[strange night]

Yeah

[lament lotus]

except steam deck that think rocks

[wet tulip]

The wii u was totally different from the wii conceptually correct me if i am wrong

[shell yacht]

Your garden variety non-gamer, or really really uninformed gamer will just look at it and think it's bigger and not care

[strange night]

Series x just feels like Xbox 1 2

[analog sphinx]

I hope it retails for 801

[strange night]

PS5 just feels like ps4 2

[young saffron]

im heavily coping but it makes no sense to think that he was refering to the switch 2,

this post was made at around 3-4pm 16th january if im not mistaken (in australia). so why would he say tmr?

[lament lotus]

not even

[shell yacht]

Yeah I don't think you get that that was a better selling point than just showing off a bigger version of the same thing

[marsh ibex]

to most people they thought it was literally just the tablet as opposed to a new console

[lament lotus]

ps4 1.5

[strange night]

PS4 dlc

[lament lotus]

exactly

[analog sphinx]

PS4 pro max

[marsh ibex]

anyways I will buy the switch 2 for only myself and kill anyone who dares touch it

[shell yacht]

Okay so who wants to loan me 1100 bucks for a PS5 pro

[young saffron]

1100?? 😭

[coarse leaf]

idk i dont see it

[strange night]

PS5 is just PS4 without bloodborne

[young saffron]

why'd you mark up the loan

[marsh ibex]

turn this ship around boys
turn around and run

[analog sphinx]

I can, but it will be 22% interest per day compounding

[fiery tiger]

silksong5

[shell yacht]

Yeah the consoles like 800 and the stand in the disc tray and extra controllers and all that shit don't come with it so it comes up to about 1100

[marsh ibex]

anyways goodbye

[shell yacht]

22% per day God damn

Going to work joker? Have fun

[marsh ibex]

I have to learn how to murder the shadows

[shell yacht]

What in the edge Lord

[marsh ibex]

they keep stealing the jam

they will die

[marsh ibex]

Also the eggs

in this economy this is fucked

https://x.com/saltydkdan/status/1879883422430359764
oh new mario kart had new models

Saltydkdan (@saltydkdan) on X

HOLY FUCK DONKEY KONG

X · Jan 16, 2025, 1:28 PM

[pine frost]

Wait why does Donkey Kong look so… sinister

This Kong is messed up and not to be trusted

[sinful flare]

he said keep your eyes closed tomorrow so nothing comes out tomorrow i think

miraculous day

[young saffron]

😭 ?

[pine frost]

???

[nimble radish]

back to his old self

whew

[exotic geyser]

very exciting day gamers

i love thursdays

[warped nacelle]

What's exciting about your thursdays

[coarse leaf]

thursdays suck

[marsh plover]

wednesday suck

[fluid matrix]

sucksong

[sinful flare]

Nothing

[young saffron]

jake the dog is so wise

[strange night]

https://x.com/Nintendeal/status/1879900282836177219?t=DzH8vfAbwDgK2fUh7kCzhQ&s=19

Nintendeal (@Nintendeal) on X

24 player Mario Kart on Switch 2 😍

X · Jan 16, 2025, 2:35 PM

24 players

[marsh ibex]

Baby park gonna go crazy

[strange night]

The fact that this is the account the channel tweaked out over says a lot about the collective IQ tbh

[marsh ibex]

Also in other news in drake’s lawsuit he literally introduced reaction channels

lmao?

[young saffron]

desperation

[strange night]

Maybe wilbo was just sleep deprived and tweeting nonsense

[fiery burrow]

Its actually called the switch 2

I'm going back to bed this day sucks

[versed pollen]

I was really hoping it was going to be the Sputch

[strange night]

The console is too big for the dock

[pale narwhal]

So um

Switch 2 but no Silksong?

[silk zodiac]

was in class when my friend turned to me and said switch 2 trailer dropped

W

[coral prawn]

Oh nooooo

[strange night]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-gif-15687325833433865178

[silk zodiac]

Switch U when nintendo

[coarse leaf]

i am in shambles

[versed pollen]

Me after someone prove me wrong

[strange night]

https://tenor.com/view/yuelia-fantasy-life-clap-applaud-applause-gif-21705422

[coarse leaf]

cant prove me wrong

im always right

[coral prawn]

I'm never wrong

[coarse leaf]

hi never wrong

[silk zodiac]

me when i barely miss the chips needed to pass the fucking boss blind

[tender heath]

gm

[pale narwhal]

This february 24th is gonna be 6 years of that gameplay trailer bruh

[strange night]

I'm a god, how can you kill a god?

[coral prawn]

Hello Yato

[strange night]

What grand and intoxicating innocence

[silk zodiac]

12 CHIPS MAN

FUCK

[strange night]

https://x.com/everydruidwaswr/status/1879751713621725206

little bomey (@everydruidwaswr) on X

something big is coming. keep your eyes closed tomorrow

X · Jan 16, 2025, 4:45 AM

[tender heath]

keeping my eyes closed

[coarse leaf]

here we see gambling addicts in their natural habitat

[tender heath]

true

[coarse leaf]

make sure to keep any open displays of water to a minimum so as to not scare them off

[last zealot]

4/2/2025 for SURE

[jade canopy]

Think about hk 8th anniversary instead

[jade canopy]

-# what game is this even ? Some mihoyo I assume ?

[pale narwhal]

Who is this? Don't remember

[pale narwhal]

Don't give me hope

[strange night]

William

[versed pollen]

Balatro

[quartz cave]

GUYS

Im.in fucking gold 3 i am so based

[coarse leaf]

no idea lmao

[quartz cave]

I am fulfilled

[grim loom]

TC come onnnnn

[versed pollen]

Watch me hit this clip Nerevar

[quartz cave]

Yknow chat shouls i try to go further or sik losing my skin

[versed pollen]

Rip off your skin

[pale narwhal]

If it's another trailer WITHOUT RELEASE DATE I swear he'll know my name

[coarse leaf]

very spooky very scary

[quartz cave]

Not what i meant but sure

[versed pollen]

I thought the Silksong release date was 2028 or something

[pale narwhal]

So you want me dead

[quartz cave]

Now what

[fiery burrow]

William leaked tghe switch 2??? lfg

[tender heath]

gg

gm ismo

[quartz cave]

Oh we talking about the peak 2 its peak because one single fucking reason

They FINALLY added a chargin port ON TOP and one below

[versed pollen]

Some sources have it listed as 9998 so it could also be that

[quartz cave]

This shit ROCKS

[tender heath]

rue

[versed pollen]

What if you plug a charging cable in both

[quartz cave]

Steam deck dead guys

[quartz cave]

Ultracharge

[strange night]

No it was confirmed to be 2023

[versed pollen]

Oh I see

[strange night]

Everything on the gamepass tweet was confirmed to release within a year of the tweet being made

[prisma plaza]

Guys is this real

[versed pollen]

Yea

It's also supremely unlikely to mean anything

[fiery burrow]

The account only tweets injokes

[versed pollen]

So shoo

[fiery burrow]

Or perhaps he's just deranged

[wet gull]

why would he do that

[stoic sigil]

withered... on da vine.

[jade canopy]

To sip on the chaos

[wet gull]

Hear me out tho, he tweets something like that so close to february and changes his pfp along with it ? Just for the sake of it?

[stoic sigil]

https://x.com/everydruidwaswr/status/1811764291143630981?t=PaZpToV3CVVxqYt6W66Vew&s=19

little bomey (@everydruidwaswr) on X

it’s not the moon landing that was fake… it was everything else

X · Jul 12, 2024, 2:07 PM

[nimble radish]

wilbo confirms that silksong is fake

[strange night]

Just to make people think it means something

[unborn moat]

Yeah, there's no way he's not trolling

[fiery burrow]

Obvious joke actually turns out to not be so obvious after all

[ornate gazelle]

Is the cake a lie

[strange night]

Your mother is a lie

[stuck nexus]

I have lost all hope for silksong already

[strange night]

Ok

Why are we talking about midsong

Can we talk about fantasy life instead

[stuck nexus]

Maybe Willaim pellen was who leth was referring to when he said "choose your champions carefully"

[strange night]

https://tenor.com/view/yuelia-fantasy-life-clap-applaud-applause-gif-21705422

[coral prawn]

never heard of surely it can't be good then

[torpid nova]

June release confirmed don't worry

[strange night]

It's literally peak, you just didn't have a 3ds

[coral prawn]

I didn't

[cunning geode]

what about real life

[strange night]

Get citra on your personal computer and play fantasy life

I cannot recommend it enough

Like my love for fantasy life is of the same magnitude as ismo's love for LBP, if not greater

[strange night]

😒

[ornate gazelle]

Me personally I’m excited for march 4th

[strange night]

When's that

[cunning geode]

that’s everhood 2

[ornate gazelle]

He knows

[strange night]

Personally I'm excited for Saturday

[cunning geode]

he hoo

[ornate gazelle]

You hoo

[cunning geode]

i’m excited for tomorrow

[ornate gazelle]

I’m excited to wake up every day and live a fulfilling life

[cunning geode]

i get to make food for my bday

[whole mortar]

okay did william pellens twitter get hacked or

anyone know whats up lol

[strange night]

We've no idea lmao

[cunning geode]

no that’s just him

[ornate gazelle]

Maybe he was drunk

[strange night]

Running theory is that he's just shitposting

[coral prawn]

I have been out of the loop all day I have no idea what going on any more

[strange night]

Did you see the tweet

[cunning geode]

no, drinkies are for dev time only

[coral prawn]

No I don't use twitter

I have self respect

[strange night]

Scroll up, there are at least twenty links to it in the channel

[torpid nova]

Nobody knows but it was possibly for the switch 2 announcement

[ornate gazelle]

But keep your eyes closed

[strange night]

I think the shitposting theory is much more likely

[cunning geode]

i’m only on twitter for art it’s not hard to just avoid the rest of the bullshit

[ornate gazelle]

Maybe that means something big is coming in two days

[strange night]

What's twitter

Do you mean x?

[cunning geode]

yeah actually i mean explosion

you explosion

boom

no more dolm

[strange night]

Ouch.

[torpid nova]

I'm still not convinced, I don't think he as a ss dev would do that imo

[lament lotus]

guess who arrived

[strange night]

I miss dolm

[steady raven]

We've hit the point where people are hedging their bets on a Twitter account that has been nothing but shitposts for the last 5 years

[coral prawn]

I need one....

[tacit sentinel]

Silksong tomorrow?

[marsh ibex]

I don’t think the account uses for shitposts has a message that’s a shitpost

[ornate gazelle]

I don’t think that’s the worst thing we’ve hoped on

[lament lotus]

theyre restocked so get em quick

[versed pollen]

Holy fuck

[strange night]

Duality of man

[marsh ibex]

yknow we technically don’t even know that’s his twitter account it’s just a really good assumption as of right now

[strange night]

I don't know what it is but I want it

[marsh ibex]

Is this filthy rain world

[grand ferry]

wtf

[versed pollen]

FILTHY!?

[lament lotus]

i also hate the game joker dont worry

[steady raven]

TC does not give two flying f@cks about the community getting themselves riled up because of nothing. They don't put that much thought into it

[lament lotus]

oh yeah guys

guess what

his tongue is magnetic

[marsh ibex]

Yes
Filthy.

[strange night]

Yeah I don't think TC check the discord or reddit at all

They have better things to worry about

[versed pollen]

Oh yea this is awesome

[marsh ibex]

All the easier to rip out

[strange night]

Hang him from the fridge please

[steady raven]

Like writing the announcement that this game is canceled

[versed pollen]

🔥

[torpid nova]

Allright yall have convinced me he's just shitpooping I guess, then let's move on from the tweet

[marsh ibex]

shipoopy

[strange night]

Shitpooping

[fiery burrow]

Yo did you guys see that tweet

[lament lotus]

its a very weak magnet but i could get a stronger magnet...

[strange night]

Yo have you guys seen the tweet??

[versed pollen]

Raking in thousands of dollars from Hollow Knight so they can spend it all on drugs

[strange night]

I fucking hate silksong

[torpid nova]

What tweet???

[strange night]

I want fantasy life i

It's been delayed three times and I want it now

[quartz cave]

Ikr i cannot believe she would say that,,,

We should cancel her

[strange night]

It was supposed to release in 2023

[whole mortar]

straight up my life. my life is a movie

[marsh ibex]

apparently switch 2’s leaked price is 400 usd

[quartz cave]

The among us movie?? Else im not interested

[torpid nova]

No thanks

[strange night]

@tacit sentinel stop reaction spamming you're annoying

[whole mortar]

anyway hi everyone hope you're doing well

[fiery burrow]

worth it for the new mario games 😍

[versed pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/ssr-gif-27520995

[candid mason]

hey blue

[rotund cargo]

I heard y'all stirring up something again what is going on

[marsh ibex]

I stay content living in a deeam

[lament lotus]

hi big man

[rotund cargo]

was a direct announced for tomorrow or smth

[strange night]

I mean OLED was 350 on release iirc so that makes sense

[ornate gazelle]

Hi 🔵

[marsh ibex]

Muted for inappropriate gif

[versed pollen]

Don't do that please

[marsh ibex]

don’t ever tell me what to do

[quartz cave]

Hi blue

[rotund cargo]

[quartz cave]

Hows red

[marsh ibex]

you are beneath me white name

[torpid nova]

You too. Have you seen the latest twee- na I can't lol

[rotund cargo]

based Roxas pfp

also based name choice

[versed pollen]

Thought you were going to say "woman" ngl

[rotund cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-hearts-axel-two-axel-two-kh-gif-13046226

[marsh ibex]

two?!?!

[quartz cave]

Joky hows you

[rotund cargo]

Two!?

indeed

[strange night]

Blue you should stop making hk videos and make fantasy life videos instead

https://tenor.com/view/yuelia-fantasy-life-clap-applaud-applause-gif-21705422

[marsh ibex]

Ok I pull up

[quartz cave]

🤯

You should play marvel rivals jeff iirc

[marsh ibex]

I refuse

[quartz cave]

Why

[torpid nova]

What's fantasy life?

[marsh ibex]

I am only hopping on wolverine

If I decide to play

[lament lotus]

baby im ripped tonight

[marsh ibex]

bro?

[lament lotus]

its the song

[strange night]

It's only on the 3ds but it's one of the most charming videogames I have ever played, words cannot do it justice

[fiery burrow]

Is this just tomodachi life

[strange night]

I usually don't replay games but I've replayed it at least three times

[strange night]

No.

[quartz cave]

PWAK

[lament lotus]

in hindsight it does sound weird

[fiery burrow]

then what is it

[manic abyss]

Miitopia rip off maybe?

[quartz cave]

You go joky jump those tanks

[torpid nova]

The artstyle is really cute ngl

[strange night]

Not at all

[grand ferry]

case 2?

[strange night]

Mfs talking shit about a game they know nothing about over one gif

[manic abyss]

Busyyyy

[ornate gazelle]

I want tomadachi life 2

[fiery burrow]

Just asking

It sounds like tomodachi life

[strange night]

Daud is mfs

[quartz cave]

Isnt tomodachi life tomodachi life 2

Smh fake fan

[strange night]

The gameplay is absolutely nothing like Tomodachi life

[manic abyss]

I was joking the art style looks cute I'm sure it's a good game

[fiery burrow]

Then what is it

[ornate gazelle]

I want Nintendo land 2

[manic abyss]

I wouldn't talk shit about a game I've never played that's like top 10 things I wouldn't do
unless it's Limbus Company
I will always talk shit about Limbus Company

[wheat sail]

Good morning USA

[strange night]

The game has like 12 iirc "lives" you choose from that are basically classes and the story is super cute and there's good combat and multiclassing is awesome because you can be a miner and a smith to get your own ore for smithing and then be a paladin so you smith your own weapons and I love it and it's great

[strange night]

[manic abyss]

And Happy Birthday to you too

[fiery burrow]

Cool

[wheat sail]

Francis pengu

[strange night]

There's two talking butterflies and they're awesome

My words cannot do the game justice because I'm borderline illiterate

[fiery burrow]

One of the quotes of all time

[marsh ibex]

Borderline?

[strange night]

Yeah I can read words as long as they have <10 letters

[torpid nova]

Shit now I wanna play it, thanks

[manic abyss]

Chat who's that comedian/actor who's entire personality is that he's short

I can't remember the name

[marsh ibex]

You

[wheat sail]

Where's the heartbreaker

[strange night]

If you have a PC download a 3ds emulator and find the rom for it

[grand ferry]

roland

[strange night]

Kevin Hart

[manic abyss]

Straight up true
but also no

[torpid nova]

LeBron James

[manic abyss]

no the one that hangs out with the Rock

[manic abyss]

Yes him

Thanks

[grand ferry]

roland from the movie

[strange night]

Who played a character named Roland lol

[grand ferry]

best movie of 2024 boredomlands

[torpid nova]

Maybe... I have several games queued up first, thanks

[grand ferry]

what

[strange night]

https://tenor.com/view/yuelia-fantasy-life-clap-applaud-applause-gif-21705422

[grand ferry]

i have no capacitator

[manic abyss]

In which movie?

[grand ferry]

i have no electrodynamics

[strange night]

Borderlands

[grand ferry]

how did i do this

[manic abyss]

Oh explains why Simon said Roland

[warped rock]

Brad williams

[ornate gazelle]

Wait who here knows of everhood/2

[lament lotus]

me

[strange night]

Not me

[ornate gazelle]

Yk the mushroom party thing?

[lament lotus]

yeah

[ornate gazelle]

There’s a hollow knight reference in a mushroom

I made it but looking back it isn’t very well made

I wish I made it better

[weary tapir]

Guess that William pellen shitpost account tweet was about the switch 2

Not silksong

[marsh ibex]

oh you mean the funny guy

[lament lotus]

oh cool

[marsh ibex]

Kevin hart

[manic abyss]

Oh you mean uh not you?
Gottem

I gottem Chat

[marsh ibex]

you said uh

you threw

[manic abyss]

I said uh on purpose

[warped rock]

Why did you make the knight a mushroom instead of doing like mr mushroom or smth

[manic abyss]

obviously

[marsh ibex]

I need shrooms rn

[runic atlas]

Threw and scored a 3 pointer

[manic abyss]

TRUE

[warped rock]

that's lovely joker

[marsh ibex]

your wife will divorce you in 3 years

[marsh ibex]

no for real my pizza is not good without shrooms

[ornate gazelle]

well because we weren’t supposed to draw things like directly from other places

And idk if drawing the hollow knight shroom crosses that anyways but whatever

[runic atlas]

Damn jokey stop talking about yourself in the second person

[marsh ibex]

I am not currently married

You are

Fool

[manic abyss]

He wasn't because he already is divorced

[runic atlas]

You'll get married in 2.99 years obviously

[warped rock]

go outside

[strange night]

I can't believe joker was the bay harbor butcher

[ornate gazelle]

Keep your eyes closed tomorrow

[marsh ibex]

bro florida mushrooms are not edible

[strange night]

Mushrooms are the best fucking pizza topping

Actual SS tier

[ornate gazelle]

Crazy sentence

[silk zodiac]

real

[strange night]

Holy shit I want a mushroom pizza now

[warped rock]

Clearly you have not had pineapple

[marsh ibex]

Cheese is actually

[strange night]

If you disagree I will hit the ignore button

[silk zodiac]

pineapple is great

[strange night]

Pineapple is great but doesn't compare

Pineapple is A+, mushroom is SSS

[marsh ibex]

icl I fuck with black olives on pizza

[warped rock]

black olives are flavorless

[strange night]

Block olives are C tier

[marsh ibex]

you are flavorless

[manic abyss]

Then what the hell does everyone in Florida take? Cuz there's no way the common Floridian is not on something 24/7

[strange night]

I wouldn't order them but if they're on a pizza I'll still eat it

[silk zodiac]

makes me feel healthy when i take a big bite of dough and sauce and cheese

[strange night]

Cannibal

[marsh ibex]

I’m gonna go play oot

[runic atlas]

Can't believe I'm Doakes

[marsh ibex]

What?

[manic abyss]

But Black Olives are S Tier

[runic atlas]

Mid warning

[manic abyss]

TRUE

[silk zodiac]

i am oot

[grand ferry]

true

[marsh ibex]

You really need to stop trying to flirt with me I don’t like you

[runic atlas]

Wrong reply ignore that

[gusty spoke]

late but who is that account that posted that?

[marsh ibex]

Goku

[runic atlas]

I'm literally lesbian

[wheat sail]

Killing the heart

[marsh ibex]

ok and

[silk zodiac]

witewally

[marsh ibex]

I’m just that good

[strange night]

https://tenor.com/view/surprise-erik-king-sgt-james-doakes-dexter-mother-fucker-gif-5288051

[runic atlas]

Thank you Dolm

[grand ferry]

i didnt expect to go this far

[strange night]

Yeah and joker is pretty

[runic atlas]

Aw hell nah

[marsh ibex]

anyways

[runic atlas]

Can't believe jokey is a twink

[warped rock]

You can tell yourself that surely

[strange night]

I can believe it

[marsh ibex]

This hurts

[runic atlas]

Yeah true

[silk zodiac]

that makes sense

[manic abyss]

The truth hurts Joker

[marsh ibex]

What the fuck guys

[strange night]

My dad calls me a twink sometimes

[runic atlas]

What the fuck

[silk zodiac]

guh

[grand ferry]

what is twink

[ornate gazelle]

I’m sorry

[strange night]

Thin gay boy

[warped rock]

When I told my mom I was transgender she said I should be a twink because it's trendy

[silk zodiac]

it’s that thing wall-e’s friend went into yk

[strange night]

And I am thin with long hair and bisexual 😔

[grand ferry]

no idk

[strange night]

Your mom is so based wtf

[runic atlas]

You're literally a sphere

[lament lotus]

hello jumpy

[silk zodiac]

hola astro

[ornate gazelle]

I’m absolutely ripped tbh

[runic atlas]

Like you're literally politoad

[strange night]

I am 125lbs and 5'10

[silk zodiac]

i have been taken jnto the balatro cult

[runic atlas]

Or however you write the name

[lament lotus]

havent seen you in a bit

[strange night]

IT'S POLIWHIRL NOT POLITOED

[lament lotus]

balala...

[strange night]

FAKE FUCKING FAN

[silk zodiac]

college

[grand ferry]

POLIWRATH

[silk zodiac]

simple reason

semester 2 starts

[lament lotus]

😔

[strange night]

I'm ignoring aubrey

[lament lotus]

good luck

[strange night]

Pressing the ignore button

[marsh ibex]

Okay why does navi do that sometimes

[runic atlas]

Nuh uh

[marsh ibex]

She goes green and randomly targets something

[strange night]

Oh ok

[silk zodiac]

it’s seemingly gonna be hard as fuck but at least every second week i get friday’s off

[marsh ibex]

fuck you nintendo

[runic atlas]

Hey.

Listen.

[full rune]

My Mom called me cornifer cause I hm hm hm hm HM HMMMMMM hmmmmm