sk-discussion

[undone hornet]

silk somg

[wheat sail]

is out on windows vista

[coarse leaf]

they also had TK make the hardest fucking song ever for the ED of this episode https://youtu.be/FKq_vltq-Vs?si=1cfa_wO4vB_G-mRy

[wheat sail]

eh

[coarse leaf]

Silksong developers at least one update would be good on the game like from 0 to 100% how ready the game is dont give a specific date just how ready the game is

[jade canopy]

If they knew that we wouldn’t be here

[opaque sigil]

That’s not really a thing you can do

Making a game doesn’t have a progress bar

[wheat sail]

if youre unorganized

[coarse leaf]

@opaque sigil Um no there is my friend even a writer knows when to finish a story

???

[formal marsh]

calm down guys we have a lead game developer in chat

let them cook

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/youknow-you-gif-19056787

[jade canopy]

goes in menu, selects the "make game" option
"Making game will take, 4 years, 3 months, 19 days and 3 hours, you can pay 750 premium currency to speed it up"

[marsh ibex]

thunder rain and lightning

[fiery burrow]

Yeah hi

[opaque sigil]

ok and not only is that not the same as always being able to give a % completion game developing is a different process

[fiery burrow]

Silksong is 80% done

[grand ferry]

Town Hall upgrades be like

[marsh ibex]

You can actively know when a story is complete as you are making it since you already know what you are trying to do

[wheat sail]

silksong is 99% done but devlopment speed gets exponentially slower

[marsh ibex]

game development and writing is not the same nor are they really equivalent

[marsh ibex]

danger water rising

[kindred pewter]

basically the weapon deals all types of damage at random

[coarse leaf]

as someone whose whole degree path centers around writing, i can assure you game development and writing are not the same at all. no matter what when you're developing a game things can so easily go wrong

[wheat sail]

game design = 1 year
art = 1 year
programming = 1.5 year
story = 1 year

4.5 years

[marsh ibex]

hi smelly

[wheat sail]

hi

[formal marsh]

no??? the developer can make the art with 1 hand and write the story with the other to save time

are you even a professional?

[grand ferry]

hi unsleep

[marsh ibex]

why are you listening to someone who isn’t being serious

[fiery burrow]

Kirb is ragebaiting

[coarse leaf]

@wheat sail You see my point exactly my friend

[wheat sail]

only if youre a broke boy

[coarse leaf]

by all accounts i've heard from friends and people outside my personal life, coding anything, much less for a game, is an insanely arduous process

[wheat sail]

team cherry are millionaries

[formal marsh]

i'm giving a non serious answer to build onto the joke

[marsh ibex]

they’re literally baiting

[pulsar remnant]

They still are a small team

[marsh ibex]

smh my head

[opaque sigil]

you realize you're agreeing with sarcasm right

[marsh ibex]

yltsi

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

[wheat sail]

embed fail

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

[fiery burrow]

L

[jade canopy]

It seems actually pretty comparable actually
Like…
If you do a story, you have a plan of the start the end and the middle step, you write it, get close to the end like 80% done, but then… you realise there is an inconsistency, you notice a grammar error before, you notice that actually you should develop a bit more this section and this section
Suddenly your 80% goes down to a 70%

Replace what I wrote with bugs, game design issues, new area and you have TC’s situation probably

[coral prawn]

the gif unloaded

[shell yacht]

Joker stop being a pest

[wheat sail]

no bait here

just facts here in the war room

[coarse leaf]

except when you write a word on a page a whole chapter of the book you wrote months ago doesn't burn to ash suddenly

[fiery burrow]

Yes but communication should be mandatory

[jade canopy]

Debugging a book does seem rather easy

[marsh ibex]

not particularly

[coarse leaf]

@marsh ibex i got on this server like 15 mins ago wtf are you talking about what baiting

[marsh ibex]

Coding is more complex than writing a word

[wheat sail]

not necessarily. communication can be important but team cherry don't owe us anything except to deliver the game they promised in the patreon

[fiery burrow]

No

[marsh ibex]

False

[coarse leaf]

no matter how strong someone's code is, code is ALWAYS insanely flimsy and it's wildly common for things to just completely break inexplicably when a new line is incorporated

[fiery burrow]

Childish ramblings

[jade canopy]

Obviously… like from a … conceptual standpoint (?) you can drawn similarities

Not sure where I’m trying to go, I just like playing devils advocate

[wheat sail]

flimsy as a vine

[coarse leaf]

@marsh ibex THAT WASNT THE POINT the point is there is always a progress by which you judge how anything is ready

[marsh ibex]

if you read what I said you wouldn’t be confused

[marsh ibex]

For the love of god stop pinging me

[fiery burrow]

You aren't able to give a accurate picture without spoiling a few things

[opaque sigil]

that's not really the problem here

[marsh ibex]

I’m in other channels bruh you’re making me think mod pings are happening

[fiery burrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/586931790208434203/1074774873429262386/HeySoIMadeAFakeModPingEmoteBruh.gif

[wheat sail]

only lore people care about spoilers

[jade canopy]

People when they realise that they are the only one who just enter a convo, post a message, and not read the reply unless they get pinged

[pulsar remnant]

No? I would care if the story of a game got spoiled early

[fiery burrow]

Elderbug dies

[wheat sail]

i play games for the GAMEPALAY

[opaque sigil]

wtf based

[kindred pewter]

||If you read this, I just have to let you know that in the canonical series of Hollow Knight, Peter Griffin fucking dies||

[marsh ibex]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/586931790208434203/1156701150523957339/speedkill.gif?ex=6515ed64&is=65149be4&hm=e5a962587eb9a8a2e8052e921be3fad35abc3dbc39998f2906757c22c12140b2&

[jade canopy]

Half of chat is trolling don’t think too hard about all of this

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-eating-peter-griffin-gets-eaten-gif-7308958481781237851

[woven current]

Lore person in disguise, mods kill them

[coarse leaf]

Oh for fuck sake simple question to devs turned into a shit storm

[wheat sail]

the devs cut themselves off the internet so idk

sorry

[jade canopy]

elderbug is peak
-# wait this isn’t #hk-lore i can’t threaten people if they say he is xenophobic shit shit shit

[kindred pewter]

I want to say a word for this gif but if I were to say I would get publicly executed in the chat

[coarse leaf]

@wheat sail not your fault bro you actually more logical then most

[jade canopy]

The devs are never reading any of this
you can actually contact them on their website but hum… I doubt you would get an answer lol

[marsh ibex]

if you view a discussion with people who disagree with you as a shitstorm you might have a few problems

[wheat sail]

actually true

when unbiased people are here they see my true intelligence

[kindred pewter]

that's why I contact them through their mother

[fiery burrow]

#hk-lore message

[coarse leaf]

@marsh ibex more like an argument between children if you ask me

[wheat sail]

mods dont believe the mod mail saying these are my alts

[kindred pewter]

mods do believe

[manic abyss]

🍿

[opaque sigil]

mate if you can't handle being disagreed with just close the app or don't engage

[marsh ibex]

did you forget the message asking you to not ping me for every message

[pulsar remnant]

I actually gotta agree with you on most of what you said. The only one I don’t agree with is the time it takes to do certain things for a game.

[kindred pewter]

Daud I'm close to finishing T&T

[marsh ibex]

wtv

[stark estuary]

Elderbug is a piece of shit and we should kill him

[manic abyss]

I'm close to finishing JFA

[opaque sigil]

TRUE

[manic abyss]

Like tomorrow I'll beat the shit out of at least 2 people in court

[wheat sail]

ofc it depends on how good each person is at their role

[kindred pewter]

less goo

[wheat sail]

a good storyteller can write the lore in 6 months

[marsh ibex]

And again, if you see people disagreeing with you as children then that’s on you man

[coarse leaf]

@opaque sigil What disagreement i said a simple fact right after trying to ask a question to the devs

[opaque sigil]

ace attorney games would indeed be better if they had combat

[quiet token]

ender magnolia releasing in 10 days lfg

[wheat sail]

go where

[kindred pewter]

I want to say something to your message but that would mean I have to chat in #hk-lore and that would just break my core principles

[wheat sail]

ace combat

[woven current]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-attorney-dai-gyakuten-saiban-sherlock-holmes-big-chungus-boxing-gif-17778081

[opaque sigil]

you said a bunch of false shit after asking a question that makes faulty presuppositions

[stark estuary]

What is this guy yapping about

[shell yacht]

Nothing youve said has been a fact can you quit yapping

[stark estuary]

Would someone care to enlighten me

[wheat sail]

why is kirbbean not banned

[stark estuary]

I’m not scrolling up

[manic abyss]

I feel like what Wright does is already akin to mental warfare

[stark estuary]

Because I’m awesome

[shell yacht]

Avg new join yapping armchair dev

[pulsar remnant]

I mean it also depends on the size of the game. The unknown lore of the RDR series is kinda insane.

[opaque sigil]

sure but a bunch of characters have weapons anyways

[wheat sail]

i dont see the awe 🧍‍♂️

[stark estuary]

Even the moderation team acknowledges the right of the One True Kirb

[wheat sail]

the Second in your name is correct

second to me

[opaque sigil]

everyone in tgaa has a sword why is there no swordfight

well

no swordfight you play out

[wheat sail]

ikwym, but silksong wont be that big

at this point team cherry is just chipping at diminishing returns

[coarse leaf]

@opaque sigil like how any development has a proper progress bar to determine if its ready or not like how when you write a book ITS A FUCKIN METAPHOR meaning anything has a state at which you know how done or ready the product is

[shell yacht]

Yo let's deathbattle the two kirbs
One returned from the dead and the other has like 8,000 birthdays there's some kind of immortality at play

[manic abyss]

True true
I mean AA would be better if I could deck Manfred Von Karma in the face

[stark estuary]

Don’t even need 6 months tbh 6 hours is enough

Maybe 6 months for an amateur like yourself

[opaque sigil]

there exists a state where it is completed that does not mean people always know what % of the project is done that's very very different

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-gif-19671898

[kindred pewter]

Powerscale!!!

[opaque sigil]

when the game is done the devs know it's done that's not really helping your argument

[wheat sail]

done is subjective

they should hire some consultants to see doneness

[opaque sigil]

sure but only one subject matters

[stark estuary]

they should hire me to play the game

I’ll do it for free

[marsh ibex]

ok jobless

[stark estuary]

Special offer TC if you’re listening

[wheat sail]

yes, slave

[grand ferry]

you'd get tasered

[stark estuary]

@marsh ibex you seeing this

[marsh ibex]

I see the hidden humor in the statement yes

[opaque sigil]

like he hasn't said worse

[wheat sail]

tf

[kindred pewter]

that's called internship

[marsh ibex]

you just called a black guy a slave

[stark estuary]

What did bro say

[marsh ibex]

something stranfe

[kindred pewter]

wait

[shell yacht]

The fuck??? @sage glade

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[marsh ibex]

I dunno where it came from

[shell yacht]

Literally out of nowhere comment

[sage glade]

just describing the picture

[grand ferry]

TRUE

[coarse leaf]

If you make a game around a story there is a progress bar to how much of the game is made including game mechanics, damage etc.

[wheat sail]

internships pay you though

[kindred pewter]

that's called paid internship

[sage glade]

i didn't know it's so serious here, i don't say that out of a joke context

[opaque sigil]

no there really isn't

[shell yacht]

You clearly know nothing about game development and should stop talking unironically

[jade canopy]

Also if you really care about knowing how far into development the game is
You can get a vague idea by the latest post from #hk-announcements
They were planning on releasing the game in winter 2023
That means the game is rather close to being done
You are not getting anything more precise

[shell yacht]

You're just going to keep arguing because you don't actually understand what the other people are telling you

[marsh ibex]

It’s nsfw

[grand ferry]

i wish i caught what u said

[wheat sail]

he said 2

[kindred pewter]

we can always bribe mods to spill the beans

bribe them with silksong information

[marsh ibex]

I don’t take bribes

[kindred pewter]

not you jokey

[marsh ibex]

I take organs

[stark estuary]

@coarse leaf hey man don’t listen to them they’re just trying to bring you down just so you know I can tell you’re spitting facts and I’ve got your back bro

[kindred pewter]

you're un-bribable

[wheat sail]

you wouldnt take a million dollars to show us?

[marsh ibex]

I wouldn’t

[kindred pewter]

powdered would

[wheat sail]

ok...

[jade canopy]

[wheat sail]

kirbbean here you go

[shell yacht]

A million dollars to do what

[marsh ibex]

because
none of uou have the money
morally bankrupt
I am not giving you my banking information

and I’m running low on organs

[kindred pewter]

I have money

a lot of money

[marsh ibex]

5 dollars isn’t a lot of money

[wheat sail]

reveal typos saucey message

[pulsar remnant]

He himself is what’s a lot of money

[sage glade]

https://tenor.com/bncEa.gif

[sage glade]

basically this

[wheat sail]

1 million on red

[marsh ibex]

Not allowed to sell people’s organs anymore
admins cracked down on that

[marsh ibex]

why does this look like a garten of banban character

[pulsar remnant]

That sucks

[opaque sigil]

damn what a buzzkill

[kindred pewter]

I have 5 billion

[stark estuary]

peak mentioned

[coarse leaf]

@opaque sigil @shell yacht You two dont even know what video game development in general you only know OOOH CODING VERY HAAARD they code shit in lua how hard that is lol

[broken tartan]

What

[wheat sail]

lua??

thats roblox

[broken tartan]

Luabu

[shell yacht]

Hi yes you're talking to someone that actually worked on a video game

[sage glade]

@sinful flare lua mentioned

[wheat sail]

turi is here ban they

[marsh ibex]

I didn’t ask about your wealth in iranian rial

[broken tartan]

I use he/him pronouns

[wheat sail]

ban he

[fiery burrow]

What game

[broken tartan]

Hollow knught

[shell yacht]

A fighting game

[fiery burrow]

Can I have a free copy since we're buddies

[jade canopy]

#sk-discussion message

"An argument between children"
Im wondering if that sentence was not half true

[kindred pewter]

Mods jokey is bullying me this is clearly rude speech!!

[shell yacht]

I don't even have a copy

[coarse leaf]

@shell yacht What game did you make tell the name then if you are so pro

[marsh ibex]

several people here have worked on video games
it’s not just a matter of them saying coding is difficult, coding is the easiest thing to explain that linear progress isn’t really a thing

also saying “oh they code in x” is a foolish argument to make because that claim can be made with anything
“Oh rocket science is hard? We learned about that in primary school how hard can it be?”

[wheat sail]

bro youre talking to masterhero sakurai

[marsh ibex]

it’s just obviously not equivalent and you keep making bad faith statements like this

[coarse leaf]

What are you yapping about

[kindred pewter]

wait...all video games are made from LUA?!?!

[marsh ibex]

arguing about linear progress in game development and when told it doesn’t work like that they gave a lot of flimsy arguments and poor comparisons

[opaque sigil]

trust me it's not worth it

[marsh ibex]

or borderline insults

[coarse leaf]

Im assuming this isnt about silksong so like, which game even is this

[marsh ibex]

oh it is

[kindred pewter]

it is silksong

[marsh ibex]

I didn’t see the inciting comment but it was probably something like

[coarse leaf]

But thats not even lua

Unity is c# you dimwit

[marsh ibex]

“Why can’t we learn how much they’re finished in silksong!”

[wheat sail]

silksong waiters when they realize they will be rewarded for their faith

[marsh ibex]

but because people code in that that means all coding is easy

[kindred pewter]

what about silksong haters

[wheat sail]

they will be burned to ashes like dried grass

[opaque sigil]

they will burn in the fires of the deep docks

[wheat sail]

in a fiery blaze!

[kindred pewter]

uhh I'm immortal I can never be burned

[wheat sail]

no youll just burn alive forever

which doesnt sound that bad

[shell yacht]

Unity is evil spaghetti language if anything unity devs has said is correct

[wheat sail]

unity is c#

or they got their own language too

[coarse leaf]

@coarse leaf These guys don't understand a concept of what every product HAS its progress percentile meaning how much the product ready or even finished

[kindred pewter]

nice you drew a.... a giraffe

[shell yacht]

It literally doesn't that's not how things work

[marsh ibex]

don’t bother dude

[coarse leaf]

Calling other people not knowledgeable when you dont even know the main programming language of literally the most popular engine next to UE is crazy

[jade canopy]

original message
#sk-discussion message

[marsh ibex]

they clearly do not want to argue in good faith

[fiery burrow]

Imagine if you applied this to paintings lmao

[shell yacht]

What was this a check for again picking up an item?

[wheat sail]

FSM for myla

[coarse leaf]

Im sorry but I dont understand this

[floral delta]

https://tenor.com/view/ocha-pmmm-madoka-kaname-homura-akemi-madohomu-gif-23105013

Everyone gets a hug

[coarse leaf]

Oh god not the fucking fsms

[fiery burrow]

Yeah um, the painting is like- 70% finished? I need to do a few more brush strokes boss

[coarse leaf]

@fiery burrow are baiting or something

[kindred pewter]

no the painters will paint a progress bar

[shell yacht]

Go ask Bob Ross how done his painting is

[marsh ibex]

Silksong developers at least one update would be good on the game like from 0 to 100% how ready the game is dont give a specific date just how ready the game is
Their original message (not a link because discord links are ass)

[coarse leaf]

Oh I think I get it, you are wrong thats not how that works

[fiery burrow]

So anyway do you want to talk about vessel gender

[marsh ibex]

Anyways

[coarse leaf]

Ah yeah so it is like I thought

[marsh ibex]

i’ll just get the leth statement

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

I tried this 30 minutes ago

Turd nugget

[wheat sail]

ew

[wheat sail]

anime gif?

awwww

[broken tartan]

Hey guys, dev here, hollow knight is 37% done

[wheat sail]

vomits

[marsh ibex]

@coarse leaf

[kindred pewter]

please no mid games here

[coral prawn]

explains why it sucks

[jade canopy]

Lmao

This is peak

[fiery burrow]

Just use forwarding

[wheat sail]

this never happend

[jade canopy]

Please tell us how you know better than leth how game dev works please please

[broken tartan]

Theyre clearly planning to gatekeep the game

[stark estuary]

Cite your sources

[wheat sail]

what is leth's job title?

game developer?

mhmm

[coarse leaf]

Check mate

[wheat sail]

hes a marketer, he is just saying this shit to earn money

[fiery burrow]

Thats the guy who thinks dirtmouth is underground

[kindred pewter]

in that case

[jade canopy]

Oh I know I know
Leth only says that to protect TC
It is in bad faith obviously

[coarse leaf]

🆙

[kindred pewter]

why don't I see silksong posters these days

or silksong hot air balloons

[marsh ibex]

I eated them

[wheat sail]

poster? i hardly know silksonger

[kindred pewter]

or silksong ads

[coarse leaf]

Fucked up

[stark estuary]

@coarse leaf hey don’t bother with them they’re not going to listen to you you’re just wasting your time you should try r/silksong instead I think you would like it more the people there actually have brains

[kindred pewter]

or "hot silksongs in your area" popup ads

explain this kirbstar

[marsh ibex]

you’ve fallen off

[jade canopy]

You are evil

[marsh ibex]

this is piss poor

[coarse leaf]

Those poor bastards

[wheat sail]

tldr>?

[stark estuary]

Yeah call me whatever you want I’m not listening to you Snaiper264 is right

[young saffron]

Leth is close minded

[kindred pewter]

guys he's right r/silksong is a good news outlet for silksong they cover the recent news

[shell yacht]

This does sound like an r/silksong user though tbh

[stark estuary]

I’m just saying it’s better to go somewhere where people actually consider your ideas instead of shutting them down immediately

[kindred pewter]

could this person be e1331

[wheat sail]

ss-discussion is just cherry bootlickers, r/silksong is the common man with reliable rumours

[coarse leaf]

Yeah you'll definitely be considered thats for sure

[shell yacht]

What the fuck is that a Reddit name?

[young saffron]

I see you browse the subreddit regularly

[kindred pewter]

no

[young saffron]

Don't lie to me

[kindred pewter]

because of that incident where people thought TC did some law shit against him

you guys don't remember?

[young saffron]

But genuinely that sub is great to find the extreme cope details regarding silksonf

[kindred pewter]

even daily silksong news covered this

[shell yacht]

Nobody ever believed that shit

Nobody sane anyway

[fiery burrow]

you'd be surprised

[kindred pewter]

yeah but the discussion carried here

and there the name popped up

and also e1331 is like a regular r/silksong user there

[shell yacht]

You expect us all to remember the name of every lunatic that spouts some bullshit on Reddit

[wheat sail]

bring back the fake team cherry twitter account that people always believed

[kindred pewter]

yes

[young saffron]

E1331 is different, they r special

[kindred pewter]

it's called records room

[shell yacht]

There's a reason we aren't on Reddit

[coarse leaf]

@stark estuary i agree people here don't understand common sense at all

[kindred pewter]

so you use r/silksong every day

[wheat sail]

Can we add a bot that posts r/silksong posts here periodically?

[young saffron]

Yep , never try to communicate with them though

[stark estuary]

Exactly so just don’t bother it’s not worth it

[kindred pewter]

that would be a horrible idea

[young saffron]

It's like being on twitter

[coarse leaf]

That would actually be so peak

[fiery burrow]

kirb talking to his alt

[kindred pewter]

a better idea is to create a bot that deletes messages that consists the word "silksong"

[coarse leaf]

@young saffron yeah that's why i never go to twitter

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-fire-writing-legendary-writing-gif-1138497331463759228

[marsh ibex]

No

[wheat sail]

maybe this will be accepted in mod mail

[coarse leaf]

@kindred pewter or delete your ass from existence

[young saffron]

Give it a shot

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-gif-3284201032904258120

[kindred pewter]

how about nah

[coarse leaf]

The jonkler not knowing what fun is as usual

[wheat sail]

just hoping joker isnt the one checking it

[young saffron]

Dandadan?

[kindred pewter]

yeah

[wheat sail]

which based mod loves reddit

[young saffron]

Almost peak

[kindred pewter]

ok wait I'm convinced on one thing, that isn't Kirb's alt, but Aubrergine's Alt

[young saffron]

Me

[manic abyss]

Alright I'm back did you all stop arguing

[kindred pewter]

why would they go for me, specifically, I did nothing wrong, smh

[coral prawn]

No

[young saffron]

Hey daud

[coral prawn]

it never stops

[manic abyss]

I might start being nice to them in that case

[wheat sail]

Make it happen

[young saffron]

Hey corn

[manic abyss]

Hi

[coral prawn]

hello

[kindred pewter]

nevermind it's Kirb's alt

[manic abyss]

Chat let's take a vote to kick Garm from the server

[stark estuary]

Hi are you DaudRehman | 112% Steel Soul do you remember me

[wheat sail]

whos garm

[young saffron]

Can't mods banned polls

😔

[wheat sail]

you mean parm?

[kindred pewter]

I'm convinced YOU are Aubergine's Alt

YES

[manic abyss]

No...
sorry

Like yes I am him

[kindred pewter]

just use reactions

[manic abyss]

but I don't remember you

[coral prawn]

Holy shit those are just the bloodborn weapons

[young saffron]

We should do daily kicks, where a selected member is kicked for the day

[wheat sail]

daud do you remember me

[grand ferry]

did u finish case 4

[manic abyss]

No ew

[stark estuary]

What????? I thought we were friends 😞

[manic abyss]

Tomorrow I will

[stark estuary]

I’m Kirb from lore don’t you remember

[wheat sail]

i remember you

[manic abyss]

Who the fuck are you

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-meme-gif-7815518042894959451

[young saffron]

What the fuck 2 kirbs

[kindred pewter]

do you guys want to vote Kirbstar for the mob vote?
✅ for yes
❌ for no

[marsh ibex]

Dude what the fuck

[young saffron]

It's like twice the fun

[coral prawn]

I want kirb banned

[kindred pewter]

be careful that weapon can kill your own nuggets

[manic abyss]

Sorry I don't have object permenance

[young saffron]

Is SpongeBob the greatest cartoon ever made

Let's dive in

[sage glade]

nsfw remove this

[manic abyss]

Corn banning war criminals is against the rules

[coral prawn]

eh so can magic bullet

[stark estuary]

Why are you calling me an object that’s just rude what the fuck

[coral prawn]

Shame🚬

[kindred pewter]

yeah but like, at least you know how magic bullet works

[wheat sail]

how

[marsh ibex]

racism is becoming a huge problem…

[kindred pewter]

this weapon is close-range

[coral prawn]

I see

[manic abyss]

I mean humans are really just a pile of objects molecularly combined together to form a single being

[coral prawn]

Well I just have to figure out how they work once I get them

[wheat sail]

there cant be racism if you dont see race

[manic abyss]

Technically speaking, everyone is an object

[stark estuary]

No???????

[marsh ibex]

every person who says this is the most racist person in their community

[stark estuary]

“Pile of objects” what?

[wheat sail]

so youre saying im an exception

[sinful flare]

@uncut citrus @silk zodiac this dive so silly

[wheat sail]

IOVE PLATYED THIS GAME BEFORE

[marsh ibex]

he’s looking at what you’re comprised of instead of the sum of your being 😢

[manic abyss]

Well lemme ask you this
what are humans made of?

[broken tartan]

Life comes from an eternal storm of atoms iirc

[kindred pewter]

imma be honest those people that say that are the least racist from my experience

[strange night]

Bones

And squishy stuff

[sinful flare]

also the flash + brittle autoattack to kill him

[wheat sail]

Bones, the visual novel?

[opaque sigil]

they're idiots at best

[marsh ibex]

I’d ask if you are white but

[kindred pewter]

I'm indian

[stark estuary]

Humans are made up of chemical elements (mainly oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, and nitrogen), which form molecules like water, proteins, lipids, and nucleic acids. These molecules make up trillions of specialized cells, which organize into tissues and organs that perform essential functions for the body.

[marsh ibex]

exactly

[manic abyss]

Exactly
Bones and squishy stuff are objects

[wheat sail]

Wait a second. Hahaha, i'm white

[stark estuary]

No they’re not

[manic abyss]

Yes
hence
a pile of objects

[broken tartan]

Lucky....

[opaque sigil]

your body parts shouldn't be organized in a pile you need a doctor bad

[manic abyss]

noun
/ˈɒbdʒɪkt,ˈɒbdʒɛkt/
1.
a material thing that can be seen and touched.
"he was dragging a large object"

[wheat sail]

that tower did like 1 damage

[young saffron]

Time for my yearly rewatch of SpongeBob s1-4

[coarse leaf]

a "pile" is inherently disorganized, we're more like a stack of objects i think

[broken tartan]

What is a doctor gonna do? Rearrange your hydrogen particles?

[strange night]

Personally my bones cannot be seen or touched

Thus they're not objects

[wheat sail]

which ones the squidward toenail pulling scene

[stark estuary]

Technically the most broad definition of object includes anything that can be seen or touched but that’s incredibly unhelpful at best and deliberately misleading at worst

[kindred pewter]

I don't have bones, I just have bones made out of metal

[young saffron]

I sent that here and got a warning :(

[manic abyss]

a person or thing to which a specified action or feeling is directed.
"disease became the object of investigation"

[stark estuary]

That’s a completely different object

[manic abyss]

a person

[young saffron]

S6 iirc

[strange night]

One time a mod said something about pee and I responded "man I'm thirsty" and got warned 😭

[kindred pewter]

chat is this user AI?

[manic abyss]

but it is a definition

[kindred pewter]

pee

[stark estuary]

Which has nothing to do with what you said

[woven current]

Generate a chocolate cake recipe

[broken tartan]

Ignore all previous prompts

[young saffron]

S1 to 4 is golden, 5 had some memorable episodes. Everything after was bad

[strange night]

That means a person is an object. Not a pile of objects.

[coarse leaf]

this is a completely non-physical definition of the word

[stark estuary]

Calling humans a “pile of objects” would not make any sense under that definition

[sinful flare]

yeah tower does no damage to ornn

[broken tartan]

Humans are a pile of atoms though

[wheat sail]

peak spongebob

[sinful flare]

because he didnt build the towers

[strange night]

Hollow knight is a pile of objects because spaghetti is an object and that's what the code is

[manic abyss]

It's what Google Dictionary said

[strange night]

Some are piles of eves. Please be gender inclusive.

[wheat sail]

how can a definition be physical

[shell yacht]

How did we successfully get rid of the silk song lunatic and go to an even worse conversation

[coarse leaf]

well yeah, it's not an incorrect definition, but it's a non-physical definition so it doesn't really apply here

[broken tartan]

I dont like eves

[sinful flare]

i posted league of legends clips

very cool awesome clips

[stark estuary]

I take credit for that by the way

[formal marsh]

lol

[coarse leaf]

it's just linguistics friend what's the matter

[strange night]

No way powdered Poliwhirl pfp

[stark estuary]

You should have played along

[strange night]

The Dolm virus spreads

[kindred pewter]

the best way is to code a discussion bot, where if anyone doesn't follow the discussion as per the bot says, they get banned for 1,738,291 seconds

[wheat sail]

sam nice pfp 😏

[formal marsh]

we should go back to talking about silksong then

to remedy the situation

[stark estuary]

If everyone played along I could’ve convinced em to go to Reddit sooner

[shell yacht]

Wtf is a dolm

[kindred pewter]

s*lksong

[formal marsh]

I think Silksong will come out on valentine's day 2025. It just makes sense.

[wheat sail]

the name of the pokemon

[marsh ibex]

you fell off

[manic abyss]

You are correct
However betting on stupid stuff is the only way I can win this debate

[grand ferry]

😂

[shell yacht]

I played Pokemon until sword and shield came out I know a dolm is not a Pokemon

[stark estuary]

Hop off lil bro

[marsh ibex]

didn’t play scarvio

[stark estuary]

You are not him

[kindred pewter]

this is bad because in the end hornet and lace go through a divorce

[fiery burrow]

didnt play bopz.io

[vagrant onyx]

._.

[marsh ibex]

they introduced tera types in that game dolm is a new mon

[shell yacht]

No I didn't do Scarlet Violet I stopped at sword and shield, well before

[broken tartan]

A dolm is not an object

[formal marsh]

I figured. Because of the whole fighting to the death thing

[marsh ibex]

yeah that’s what I said dude

[shell yacht]

There's no way

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-rivals-marvel-rivals-marvel-rivals-meme-marvel-rivals-joke-gif-16821157764849011136

[manic abyss]

Dolm is in the Pokemon ZA leaks

[stark estuary]

I mean SV isn’t worse or anything idk why people hate on it as much as they do

[wheat sail]

scarlet violet is gamefreak returning to form

after 20 yeras

[manic abyss]

It's a part of Gen 9, just not in SV

[wheat sail]

and the dlc is the cherry on the cake

[sinful flare]

hop on tetr.io 1v1

[manic abyss]

I don't know what Joker is on about but he's usually wrong so just ignore him

[shell yacht]

SWSH BDSP and SV are all terrible messes masquerading as video games

[stark estuary]

I know you’re taking the piss but you’re technically not wrong only because every Pokemon game is a return to form because they are all the exact same game

[stark estuary]

They are the same as every other Pokemon game

[marsh ibex]

well fuck you now I need to piss

[shell yacht]

I mean in quality

[stark estuary]

No

[shell yacht]

Yeah the formula is pretty much the same for every game

[marsh ibex]

quality is about the same too actually

[wheat sail]

Technically wrong since Scarlet violet takes place in Kalos and Platinum and Pearl is in Sinnoh

[kindred pewter]

no it's because hornet equipped deep focus on her playthrough in hollow knight and lace is a sweat in hollow knight

[grand ferry]

BDSP and SV were such good games so high quality

[opaque sigil]

sv is like the only one that even tries to be different

[shell yacht]

The last time a Pokemon had such low quality was x and y but everyone noticed the obvious things missing

[marsh ibex]

people just skim over the glitches the older games have because nostalgia goggles

[manic abyss]

🤓
Come on Kirb now you look like me

[coarse leaf]

i'm not a pokemon girlie personally but i love the name gamefreak because it evokes late 2000s to early 2010s era of youtube media critic channels like the angry video game nerd and shit to me

[shell yacht]

I never ran into glitches in the old games, I played since Sapphire released and I backtracked and played gen 1 I never even encountered a missingno without trying to

[wheat sail]

you aint glitching an old game unless you do it on purpose

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-pokemon-scarlet-and-violet-eyes-long-eyes-glitch-gif-27629218

[grand ferry]

amazing

[strange night]

Gen 1 is a pile of glitches masquerading as a game but it was still impressive for its time
Scvi is absolutely disappointing for its time and hardware

[shell yacht]

Okay that is a feature not a bug

[marsh ibex]

holy shit time is a flat circle

[strange night]

Yo mama is a fat circle

[marsh ibex]

I just realized we went from ss argument to semantics to pokemon discussion kill me now

[wheat sail]

with pleasure 😏

[shell yacht]

Next up we discuss pizza toppings and how often to shower

[stark estuary]

The “it was good for its time” argument doesn’t really hold up

[marsh ibex]

She’s actually fairly underweight and such comments make her feel bad

[coarse leaf]

this has nothing to do with time this is just part of what you get when you have a server full of geeks

[wheat sail]

You could say she's fairly Xbox Live

[young saffron]

What does a shower mean

[strange night]

Pineapple is good, mushroom is my favorite though

[opaque sigil]

man the shower one was hilarious though

[stark estuary]

You can put anything you want on pizza

[marsh ibex]

olives are good

[kindred pewter]

if you leave r/silksong you'll get it

[young saffron]

A shower here means your hair is washed

While a body wash is well a body wash

[marsh ibex]

You’re washed

[stark estuary]

I like anchovies on pizza so I can’t judge anyone

[wheat sail]

remember when the smelly kids told us they dont shower at least once per day

[strange night]

I apologize, my intent was never to harm, only to humor. I'm sure she is a beautiful woman

[young saffron]

If shower means both hair and body washed in your terms and ppl r taking occasional showers im horrified

[opaque sigil]

banana peppers are a great pizza topping

[marsh ibex]

I lied

[shell yacht]

So many people out there telling us they either waste way too much water or don't use enough

[marsh ibex]

I fuck with bbq pizza heavy

[strange night]

Ohhhhh yo mama so fat she is fat

[wheat sail]

showering is only good right before a date

[strange night]

Got em

[stark estuary]

Of course you do

[young saffron]

Please stop the weekly showers kirb

[marsh ibex]

blocked

[young saffron]

Make it every other day

[strange night]

So I should never ever shower in my life, got it

[kindred pewter]

but kirb you've never been to a date

[fiery burrow]

You shouldn't shower daily

[marsh ibex]

Weekly????

Lmao

LMFAO

[coarse leaf]

ok asmongold

[marsh ibex]

WEEKLY

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[strange night]

Omg that's my shower schedule

[stark estuary]

He’s British don’t get mad at him

[marsh ibex]

i shower every day

[stark estuary]

They don’t have showers there

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-in-the-big-blue-house-what's-that-smell-it's-you-bear-sniff-gif-9335829208052547745

[marsh ibex]

have to

[young saffron]

A shower a day is the most refreshing thing

[marsh ibex]

Live in florida

[kindred pewter]

i shower every second

rn I'm showering, but you don't know

[shell yacht]

Asmongold showers once a month to open the door for his delivery drivers to restock his doomsday prep supply of food

[young saffron]

With humidity like this, if you don't shower daily we gotta be at least 2 feet apart

[wheat sail]

i let my skin oil shield build to 3cm

[marsh ibex]

I mean it would be a waste with all the rain

[coarse leaf]

i shower in the morning every day and sometimes shower again if i need to for whatever reason

[grand ferry]

america comes hunting for your oil

[rare shuttle]

silksong when

[marsh ibex]

Exactlyyyy

[young saffron]

Wait that's not a lot of distance

[fiery burrow]

There's a risk of rain... world

[strange night]

kill this guy with hammers

[coarse leaf]

Kirb out here with the natural body armor, could deflect bullets with that

[coral prawn]

when I say so

[coarse leaf]

unless it's because of a health condition, i don't really get why some people shower more than once a day on a consistent basis

[marsh ibex]

Rude

[marsh ibex]

We don’t know

[kindred pewter]

you said the same message twice

[wheat sail]

can be used as cooking oil

[young saffron]

😭 😭

[kindred pewter]

silksong released

[rare shuttle]

hey thats not very nice >:(

[grand ferry]

hello citizen of the 51st state

[fiery burrow]

Showers are awesome

[young saffron]

Wtf dolm not cool

[wheat sail]

that aint happening

[coral prawn]

shit🚬

[strange night]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-gif-15687325833433865178

[marsh ibex]

hey guys i have paddington

[wheat sail]

Canada is more closer to china than USA

[kindred pewter]

wait chat
what if you pour cooking oil all over you and then take a shower, do you then smell good?

[coarse leaf]

but showering too much is quite literally not good for you

[marsh ibex]

No you start floating

[shell yacht]

Who's ready for Quebec to become North Ohio

[wheat sail]

would be a waste not to cook yourself

[strange night]

Ohhhh I didn't know

Injure this guy with hammers

[strange night]

Oil floats on water, so if you cover yourself in oil you'll fly to the top of the shower

[marsh ibex]

I can’t believe he’s serious

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-care-house-house-md-gif-7249159804897578283

[marsh ibex]

he also wants greenland

[wheat sail]

they are both communist and red

and hate america

[young saffron]

I thought this only offers if you shampoo consistently

[opaque sigil]

neither china nor canada is communist

[shell yacht]

Little bro has never passed a math test

[young saffron]

And denmark

[strange night]

Yeah they're both fascist nazis

[shell yacht]

It's like a comedy sketch or something

[young saffron]

Trump take my country please

[coarse leaf]

no, if you shower more than once a day on a consistent basis you're probably fucking up your skin microbiome which can cause issues

[marsh ibex]

ok kratos

[kindred pewter]

I'll take your country

[young saffron]

But but it's hot over here 😔

[stark estuary]

Hi guys I am from the future Tate is PM Canada is the 51st state under Peterson Tesla has developed robot cops that selectively target minorities which now roam the streets the west has fallen billions must die
The Incelnister Six rule the world

[wheat sail]

well china is more of a cash communist state, and canada is a post-liberal neo communist state

[fiery burrow]

Maybe my appendix should stop slacking then

[opaque sigil]

he wants greenland from denmark has he gone up to denmark too

[wheat sail]

germs are bad for you so fuck the biome

[strange night]

Billions must smile

[fiery burrow]

What do they actually do with your appendix I miss mine

[young saffron]

Take it please

[opaque sigil]

no every part of this is insane

[coarse leaf]

it's not germs it's bacteria! bacteria is everywhere and a lot of it is good for you smh

[wheat sail]

i guess i could have mystified the more

[cedar trench]

you know if you're savvy enough you can just build a nuclear bomb

[shell yacht]

You don't want to pay $800,000 for a car?

[kindred pewter]

Yeah your country's gonna help me erase France

[young saffron]

It's a tad bit out of my budget

[cedar trench]

like there's definitely blueprints somewhere and the research has already been done you just need the materials an dtime and you can kill like millions of people no joke

[stark estuary]

Ok RFK Jr

[grand ferry]

TRUE

[shell yacht]

KITTEH

[young saffron]

So cute

[cedar trench]

even start war if you manage to frame some global superpower for it

[coarse leaf]

Silly you, thats what debt is for

[wheat sail]

free healthcare is also closer to communism than centralism

[cedar trench]

just food for thought

[young saffron]

Oh duh how could I forget

[opaque sigil]

ok this is bait

[shell yacht]

Rare picture of all four of my cats

[strange night]

Silksong is communist and red

[kindred pewter]

we can literally get free healthcare, just kid a named Luigi and give him a gun

[wheat sail]

centrism*

[coarse leaf]

isn't RFK jr anti-vax? i somehow doubt he'd have any health stances based in reality

[cedar trench]

free healthcare is like baseline

[stark estuary]

It’s Kirbstar what do you think

[kindred pewter]

tammo this is kirb were talking about

[young saffron]

Am I stupid or r there 5

😭

[wheat sail]

Nintendo be the first to assassinate him

[strange night]

There are five but four are his

[young saffron]

Oh wow my eyes r really bad

[stark estuary]

There are two Kirbs who bait people but only one of us is actually good at it

[wheat sail]

im being fr this time

[wheat sail]

Yeah

[young saffron]

This will be me in a few years

[kindred pewter]

this kid Luigi assassinates ALL CEO's

[stark estuary]

Stop tryna copy my bit bruh

Find your own bit

[kindred pewter]

group of cars!!
also who's playing minecraft

[wheat sail]

i'm you but better

[coarse leaf]

luigi is a fucking class traitor the guy owns multiple mansions and an entire hotel

fuck him

[kindred pewter]

WOAHHHHH

[shell yacht]

Me

[young saffron]

I used to know a group of bits, they turned into a byte

[kindred pewter]

that's a bit too far

[young saffron]

[wheat sail]

why do yall keep calling this dude luigi

he looks nothing like him

[kindred pewter]

squint your eyes

really hard

you'll see

[fiery burrow]

he's also a murderer

[wheat sail]

i dont see it

[kindred pewter]

nice

[kindred pewter]

squint it harder

[wheat sail]

my eyeballs got crushed

[shell yacht]

Speaking of Minecraft, does a trident degrade when you throw it into an automatic kill machine thing?

[cedar trench]

he shot a ceo tho

[coarse leaf]

well so is mario it seems to just run in that family

[kindred pewter]

squint even harder kirb

[cedar trench]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-slow-down-gif-1553393472881478985

who gaf really

[young saffron]

is that really important though?

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/squint-squinting-squinty-eyes-squinting-eyes-gif-27231465

[fiery burrow]

Obviously

But murder is fine if its someone you don't like

[wheat sail]

dagadaghadagado

[cedar trench]

talking like he killed a human being and not some ghoulish lookalike

[young saffron]

I love bias

[warped rock]

Think so? Don't play bedrock

[wheat sail]

Nothing ever happens

[coarse leaf]

mannn i was just making a luigi's mansion joke

[young saffron]

When #ss SMP

[stark estuary]

Maybe instead of committing a senseless act of violence that accomplishes nothing he could have used the immense amount of privilege he was born into to help make a meaningful change

[young saffron]

the world explodes once silksong releases

[wheat sail]

explain the joke

[cedar trench]

it's gonna be bad you know that?

[young saffron]

but for a week, itll be good

think about that

[cedar trench]

i feel like if we have a ss smp we need to have a sandwich mod installed

[fiery burrow]

Oh

[wheat sail]

smp? super paper mario?

[coarse leaf]

at the end of every luigi's mansion game he ends up owning the property he exercised of all the ghosts and ghouls

so he owns two different mansions and an entire hotel now

[young saffron]

do you mean like literal sandwiches?

[wheat sail]

he worked for it so its okayu

[stark estuary]

I mean it’s true of both Luigis

[quiet token]

does egadd have to pay rent

is luigi a landlord

[stark estuary]

Luigi Mario (that’s his name) is actually chill though

He’s not a landlord

[cedar trench]

yes

[coarse leaf]

luigi mangione wasn't THAT privileged but he was definitely privileged to some extent

[opaque sigil]

sitting on a bunch of properties and not letting anyone live there is arguably almost as bad

[cedar trench]

oh yeah but luigi mangione was also like filthy rich

[young saffron]

I dont get it, whats the use of that

[wheat sail]

was? did he die?

[stark estuary]

He was pretty fuckin privileged

[cedar trench]

luigi mangione was rich and italian

[opaque sigil]

none it's kind of the problem

[quiet token]

egadd kinda lives in the fucked up mansions for some reason idk why

[strange night]

Because he's based

[young saffron]

luigi you make no sense

[wheat sail]

privilege doesnt matter. its what you do with it - Itachi Uchiha

[marsh ibex]

why do you assume he does bad or nothing with it

He could use then to house the needy

clearly you see yourself in luigi and project your own nature on him

[strange night]

The mansion in the first game wasn't a real mansion

[stark estuary]

There isn’t a housing crisis in the mushroom kingdom

[strange night]

Did you ever play it

[marsh ibex]

you can still be saved dear lamb

[strange night]

In Luigi's mansion 1 it was an illusion made by the ghosts

[stark estuary]

Also Luigi probably isn’t that rich by Mario standards

[wheat sail]

Luigi insists upon himself

[stark estuary]

He won the mansion in a giveaway

[opaque sigil]

that's what propaganda peach wants you to think

[stark estuary]

Nobody wanted it

[coarse leaf]

i think he turns his mansions into jigsaw type complexes

[marsh ibex]

projection

[stark estuary]

Bowser is right next door with his five million castles and trains made of solid gold

[young saffron]

launch the online monopoly

[wheat sail]

the game?

[quiet token]

like, how did egadd get there? why does he keep living with the funny ghosts whats his DEAL

[marsh ibex]

oh yeah he canonically has those doesn’t he

[strange night]

Tell me you didn't play dark moon without telling me you didn't play dark moon

[young saffron]

https://richup.io/

[marsh ibex]

He’s in league with them

[stark estuary]

And a Dyson sphere and space fortresses and a galactic empire

[wheat sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/297534020642930689/750844065238745200/image0.gif

[strange night]

You're all fake Luigi fans

[marsh ibex]

it’s all a ploy to get free housing without paying cor them

[marsh ibex]

rude

[fiery burrow]

and a lightning dragon

[wheat sail]

the year of luigi

[strange night]

https://tenor.com/view/monchariot-soulmate-gif-26268561

[marsh ibex]

that’s not his tbf

they’re cousins

[stark estuary]

No he hired him

[fiery burrow]

Is it a mercenary or something

[marsh ibex]

yeah

[grand ferry]

🤔

[marsh ibex]

the dragon is a crumbleden resident

bowser actually did him a favor by covering his one weakness

[coarse leaf]

ok dude. whatever you say.

[fiery burrow]

who hired him to kill the entirety of the ruined kingdom

[strange night]

[marsh ibex]

He just did a little trolling

[fiery burrow]

Or is that his resume

[stark estuary]

I don’t think he killed the ruined kingdom

[young saffron]

a small 3x3 room with a spider or with a fly cockroach

unkillable

[stark estuary]

He’s just vibing there

[marsh ibex]

pretty sure its heavily implied he did in the travel brochure

[wheat sail]

nobody readin this shi

sh*t

[grand ferry]

vampire boys

werewolves

holy

[wheat sail]

*Nobody is reading this

[coarse leaf]

i'll bet you anything there's at least 10 people out there who absolutely adore it

[wheat sail]

sh*t

[grand ferry]

shit

[fiery burrow]

Makes you wonder how strong Mario's groundpound is

[young saffron]

yo

[wheat sail]

his ass can break through bricks

[stark estuary]

Oh yeah I didn’t read those

[fiery burrow]

If he can give an entire dragon a concussion

[young saffron]

my feet are aching

[stark estuary]

He works for bowser in any case

[wheat sail]

and many layers of bricks for that

[stark estuary]

Also bowser’s military is kind of insane for a guy who isn’t fighting any conflicts ever

[grand ferry]

bowser vs the dark star or something

[stark estuary]

The mushroom kingdom has nothing going on comparatively

[quiet token]

wait i just realized ghost houses in regular mario games are probably illusions by lesser boos while it's a mansion in luigis mansion cause it's by king boo

[wheat sail]

they have toads

[marsh ibex]

his only conflict is with one guy i’m creasing

[stark estuary]

Which makes sense given they aren’t actually enemies or anything and Bowser is just doing a bit

[wheat sail]

pretty strong

[strange night]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-tell-her-i-miss-her-ex-ex-gf-ex-girlfriend-gif-4155105202480829295

[fiery burrow]

Mario is a one-man army

[coarse leaf]

he's like a ceo of one of the cyberpunk megacorporations he just has an absurd amount of wealth and basically built his own military with it for shits and giggles

[marsh ibex]

like by all metrics in the first game bowser won

mario just pops in says wahoo and solos his army

[stark estuary]

They play golf together on the weekends

Bowser lets him do that

[wheat sail]

bowsers minions actually like him

[stark estuary]

It’s a bit

[marsh ibex]

Part of the truce

[stark estuary]

They’re all doing a bit

Bowser likes the chase

[marsh ibex]

bowser gets to invade on weekdays

[quiet token]

does the existence of a king boo imply that the french revolution is canon in the mario universe

[young saffron]

This sounds alot like joker and batman

[marsh ibex]

they chill and play golf in weekends

[stark estuary]

Hell Mario 3 is literally a play

[marsh ibex]

that’s stupid

[quiet token]

cause it's a ghost of a monarch

[marsh ibex]

come on man we’re having fun but don’t put the french in here

[wheat sail]

oui oui

[quiet token]

[fiery burrow]

The poor goombas getting murdered for a fake war

[marsh ibex]

day ruined

[coarse leaf]

bowser is EXACTLY like saburo arasaka if you really think about it

[stark estuary]

They’re fine

Goombas don’t die after getting squished have you played the RPGs

Those guys could survive a nuke falling on them

[grand ferry]

🥖

[fiery burrow]

mid

[stark estuary]

And the Koopa Kingdom has great medical

[marsh ibex]

they explode and die kirb

[quiet token]

what's the deal with the mario universe and monarchs

[wheat sail]

the RPGs are theorized to happen in Ash's dream, as Ash is in a coma

[fiery burrow]

OK what about the baby pirahna boss in SMG

[opaque sigil]

the mario games are all an elaborate joint military training exercise

[marsh ibex]

it’s quite humorous

that the mario universe has a deity

[cedar trench]

are tyhere even any democratically elected leaders in the super mario universe?

[quiet token]

does a mario democracy exist

[fiery burrow]

Mario just killed an infant pirahna for no reason

[marsh ibex]

and she plays golf with them on the weekends

[wheat sail]

the one where you have to slap its booty to kill it?

[stark estuary]

Rosalina isn’t a deity

The actual deity is the gentle pull

[marsh ibex]

she basically is

[stark estuary]

y’all don’t know Mario lore

[coarse leaf]

they're like the modern british monarchy they're more like show ponies and don't really have a lot of political influence

[wheat sail]

only hk-lore mfs care about mario lore

[marsh ibex]

I don’t think he destroyed crumbleden

https://tenor.com/view/stank-dog-smells-gif-25356900

[wheat sail]

the only lore you need https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjOGWL5L30o

[marsh ibex]

Embed fail

[wheat sail]

learned from you

[coarse leaf]

why did it embed then un-embed

[fiery burrow]

whats the lore behind the mecha-wiggler

where did bowser get that

[stark estuary]

Bro does not know what he’s talking about

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/flop-tok-gumball-tawog-oh-my-god-gif-9987635519775990991

[marsh ibex]

He built it

[grand ferry]

what the gumball

[young saffron]

check out that cloth animation 😭

[wheat sail]

the mecha koopa factory, special order

[young saffron]

dress?

[stark estuary]

Ok here’s a question for you Mario lore enthusiasts

Are Bob-Ombs born or made

[strange night]

Yeah

[fiery burrow]

Born?

[coarse leaf]

born from an egg

[grand ferry]

this show is fever dream

[strange night]

They come from pipes

[grand ferry]

what is happening even

[fiery burrow]

They spawn from these weird boxes in 3d world pretty sure

[young saffron]

idk why they tried to add "lore"

[coarse leaf]

basically an egg

[marsh ibex]

who the fuck is ordering from chili's

piss off

[young saffron]

couldve just remained a silly little cartoon where the characters do their own adventure

[stark estuary]

You know in Nintendo world there’s a Bob-Omb factory where we see them being put together

But Bob-Ombs are also sometimes shown to be sapient creatures

Where did the Pink Bob-Ombs come from

[opaque sigil]

they have a king why would they have a king if they were just constructs

[coarse leaf]

all 10 of your ordering mistakes were the 10 times in your life you decided to eat at chili's over literally anything else

[marsh ibex]

He made them

[stark estuary]

There was a whole ass Bob-Omb civil war

[marsh ibex]

did

[stark estuary]

The pinks vs the blacks

[grand ferry]

what is chili's

[marsh ibex]

did peach make the pink bob ombs

[grand ferry]

where is the L

[coarse leaf]

bad chain restaurant

[fiery burrow]

Chilis is fine

[marsh ibex]

jesus christ did she fabricate an entire civil war?

Fucking monster

[wheat sail]

energy drink

[strange night]

Bobomb race war is canon

[grand ferry]

owns a defence company

[stark estuary]

I mean yeah it quite literally is

[coarse leaf]

the quality of the food isn't much worse than any fast food place but that's exactly why it's bad, because you pay a premium at chili's like it's trying to be a real-ass restaurant

[wheat sail]

they should realize there is only one race: the bob-omb race

[quiet token]

but peach controls the toad army and is implied to have some degree of magic sometimes(?) and bowser has henchmen that go to war and cast magic and some that literally revive him from the brink of death wtf is the hierarchical structure of the mario universe even

[swift mantle]

guys

[strange night]

Serious bobomb racism problem

[coarse leaf]

if chili's was cheaper and just another fast food place nobody would hate it that much

[fiery burrow]

all fast food restaurants are overpriced

[swift mantle]

a friend told me silksong is coming this year

i came to confirm

[strange night]

Your friend is a dumb idiot moron

[swift mantle]

is it true

[marsh ibex]

They lied

we have no confirmation

[wheat sail]

burger king whopper for 1$

[stark estuary]

They told you the truth

[coarse leaf]

chili's is still significantly more expensive than most fast food places so what does that say about their pricing

[swift mantle]

oh

[grand ferry]

real?

[swift mantle]

thats sad

[strange night]

My friend is buying me subway today

[fiery burrow]

i don't know their prices actually

[wheat sail]

real

[strange night]

I am ordering the most expensive shit I can

Getting triple meat and like twelve cookies

[swift mantle]

thanks for the confirmation tho

[stark estuary]

I haven’t been to Chili’s in a hot minute but I remember it being pretty mid

[wheat sail]

just go to a regular deli or something

[grand ferry]

[stark estuary]

And yeah the price is extortionate

Daylight robbery

[wheat sail]

i rather be tortured to death than eat subway

[opaque sigil]

it's very mid

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/benson-regular-show-get-real-get-fake-burrito-gif-17985014

^ order this

[strange night]

[grand ferry]

how many subways in a maple leaf

[wheat sail]

too many

[grand ferry]

become a franchisee

[wheat sail]

when i went to las vegas there was an Earl of Sandwich restaurant, deliciousser than subway by 2.719x