sk-discussion

[cerulean sable]

yeah

17 shots no .38s

[deep laurel]

I take much time, I beat a boss in ER and then did like 30 mins nothing and couldn't save the boss fight video anymore

[rain quail]

Also I love your username so much lmao

Kendrick is goated

[cerulean sable]

thansk i dont actually listen to him that much i just like to reference shit

tho i did like some of his songs

but im not an active listener ya get me

[rain quail]

Ofc ofc

[hazy silo]

I'm going to buy a controller just to break it with skong

[humble zephyr]

gkmc my fav kendrick album forsure

[rain quail]

Also your pfp is so cute

Tpabf on top

[cerulean sable]

people who unironically break controllers needs help seriously whenever i get miffed over the game the threshold of |
"im so fucking mad i wanna fucking break this stupid shit"
to
"yeah man this thing costed me 60$ i aint breaking shit" is too strong

thanks '

[rain quail]

I’ve never broken a controller but I do hit my desk

I want this game to be so fucking hard that even the thought of a boss rush would send me into septic shock

[fiery burrow]

im too cracked at video games to get upset in the first place

[hazy silo]

Breaking control also means that it gives you drift and buttons got stuck (my poor xbox360 generic with hk)

[cerulean sable]

yeah same

[rain quail]

February 4th 2025 will have new mark my words

@ me when I’m correct

[cerulean sable]

like the worst ive done is "hammer" the desk a couple of times when i get REALLY frustrated like maybe at work or a stupid thing happens in game, but i aint gonna throw and actually break my hardware

Feb is so stacked man

but at the same time i wouldnt be surprised if TC did it anyway

[rain quail]

What else is feb

All I know is rezero season 3 part 2 comes out on the 5th

[fiery burrow]

mhwilds

[grand ferry]

have u cut a desk in two

[rain quail]

If silksong comes out this year I won’t have time to play it

I hate school so much

[humble zephyr]

same

im only free for 2 more days

[rain quail]

Me too

Then it’s back to the grind

[humble zephyr]

until i get railed for like 2 years straight

[rain quail]

I actually have to start working today, I have a dbq due and an apush test on Monday

[humble zephyr]

sadge

[rain quail]

I mean I can help with that 😏

[kindred pewter]

what kind of rizz is this

[rain quail]

No comment… ouch

[humble zephyr]

i cant find the right emote for this

[rain quail]

High school rizz

You wouldn’t understand

[cunning geode]

yikes

[fiery burrow]

this is named shellwood-barb-trap does this mean zote is from pharloom

[humble zephyr]

zote is too cool to fight so it can never be zote

[deep laurel]

zote is failed vessel

one of the first attempts

[prime gust]

/j please don't linch me

[cunning geode]

damn that’s severe

[deep laurel]

I think godhome is going to be pretty much the same, just with another godseeker

[hexed vapor]

Shellwood is also in Hallownest

It’s what all the wood is made from in the game

[humble zephyr]

i hope they dont copy too much from the prequel

[prime gust]

He did come over the washes tho

So he might not be from hallownest

[hexed vapor]

I think that’s just continuity lol

[hazy silo]

I would scream in absolute horror if at the end of Skong a ||"to be continued..."|| appeared

[humble zephyr]

i keep thinking silksong is a potential prequel since every ending is "canon" in hk

[fiery burrow]

Team Cherry said they'd do their best to account for all endings though

Which is why Silksong takes place in an independent kingdom

[cedar trench]

LAME

[hexed vapor]

when they said that every ending is canon I think what they mean is that every ending in HK is a possibility of what could happen, and are all equally likely in the story. Silksong’s events could continue off of any ending (other than sealed siblings)

[humble zephyr]

sealed siblings feel hard to canonize

[cedar trench]

every ending is canon and can easily be redirected back to silksong

[cedar trench]

man fuck that

check this

?jokerpsa

what

[fiery burrow]

?tag jokerpsa

[white sail]

🥤 🍟 🍅 😋

[cedar trench]

what

[fiery burrow]

[chilly warren]

Praying for silksong in 2025🙏

[cedar trench]

THAT'S FUCKED

[fiery burrow]

@shell yacht can Dyno tags include videos

[cedar trench]

NOW I CAN'T AVOID DISCUSSION about SHIT THAT DOESN'T MATTER

[fiery burrow]

Uh the TLDR is that Hornet is alive in SealedSiblings

[cedar trench]

yeah basically

and the seal can be broken and make for a pretty radical fur coat

[fiery burrow]

true

[chilly warren]

Sealed siblings is clearly the best ending. All 3 siblings playing on an Xbox with the radiance for eternity

[cedar trench]

yeah just like that

[humble zephyr]

i hope they just say we are not meant to stab thk like an idiot while hornet is doing that gitgud thing

[cedar trench]

i hope hornet dies in one of the silksong endings and it's like

left up to interpretation

[humble zephyr]

she should die in all of them

[cedar trench]

that would make the lame people online really mad and it would turn into some semi ironic meme this community would run to the ground in 2 hours after the game is out

[olive bobcat]

Pharloom has fallen, Hornets must die

[shell yacht]

Probably

I don't think we should subject people to that video though

[fiery burrow]

You mean this?

[shell yacht]

[olive bobcat]

Is that Joker

[cerulean sable]

we used to hunt down people for these

i want a burger now tho

[olive bobcat]

@marsh ibex that's you isn't it

[humble zephyr]

i can see someone enjoying that

not sure if the coke is drinkable

[fiery burrow]

Wendy's Frosty + Fry + Sweet and Sour sauce 😋

[fringe jungle]

eugh

[cyan forum]

🦟

[marsh ibex]

Yeah

[olive bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825273448149286922/1315338358188150864/1733634972526851.gif

[little patrol]

new copypasta i think

[cedar trench]

new UNFUNNY copypasta

[versed pollen]

It's not as funny if it wasn't written with the true malice and hatred a real message could have been sent with

[cerulean sable]

i wish to see a world where people can be dedicated haters without scrutiny

[prime gust]

The knight is dead
Silk is fuel
Pharloom is full

[kindred pewter]

I exist

[prime gust]

Oh yeah there'll be a civil war alright

[cerulean sable]

you dont hate enough

im talking people who embeds themselves into friend groups

make relationships with them

know their interests and hobbies

plays the same game and watches the same movie with them on friend nights

only to start brewing hatred overtime

[prime gust]

That's just pure malice

[kindred pewter]

you're right....

I am not a hardcore hater...

all this time, I thought just hating was enough. But no, you showed me the real ways of how I must hate them. My skills were truly flawed

Thank you Ttaco, I shall perfect my hating skills

[prime gust]

You were supposed to be a hero, hater!

[cerulean sable]

come back once netflix stars a 6 mil budget documentary about you

(they also have to downplay and justify your actions)

[prime gust]

Ok

[cedar trench]

amen

[prime gust]

You were supposed to be a a hero for dreams, hater!

Is that good?

[kindred pewter]

dreamhater...I like that name

[prime gust]

What a plot twist

[cedar trench]

i hate so much i feel rage spur inside me at random during the day and get really burned out after for no reason

[grand ferry]

did u beat jfa

[kindred pewter]

i'm on case 4

[grand ferry]

which day

[kindred pewter]

where ||Maya gets kidnapped||

[kindred pewter]

3-2

[grand ferry]

thats the beginning

i dont know what is 3-2

[kindred pewter]

uhh

[grand ferry]

this will definitely not happen again

[kindred pewter]

it's the investigation after the first trial

after ||Andrews confession||

[kindred pewter]

will this happen in AA3

[grand ferry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtYAXtiFp-s&

[kindred pewter]

||CAN YOU NOT GET IN TROUBLE MAYA||

[opaque sigil]

no

[prime gust]

Clearly not

Also hi tammo

[opaque sigil]

[kindred pewter]

||Do the devs of AA hate Maya 😭 I feel bad for her ngl||

[grand ferry]

no

but her aunt does

[deep laurel]

the player is supposed to care about the suspect

[grand ferry]

yes

we can use magic stone to see if guilty

[deep laurel]

that is why Maya is suspect sometimes

[hexed vapor]

The main part of the subreddit has officially noticed the logitech post

God give us guidance

[grand ferry]

ok

[deep laurel]

some silkposter at logitech probably did that

[grand ferry]

social media intern

[prime gust]

Lord take pity upon us all

[opaque sigil]

honestly one of the things I liked about tgaa was getting rid of a lot of the wonky stuff like that

the magatama, apollo and athena's stuff, whatever the fuck that was in spirit of justice

well

[grand ferry]

my frames die in spirit of justice

[opaque sigil]

admittedly the spirit of justice thing was kinda cool it was very unique

[deep laurel]

the spiritual stuff doesn't bother me, it's the machine that knows too much in Apollo Justice

[grand ferry]

i like the jury stuff in tgaa

but the game takes forever

[deep laurel]

are you not finished with them?

[grand ferry]

im partial to apollo bracelet gimmick

[opaque sigil]

I didn't really mind it, it didn't feel like wasted time

[grand ferry]

no i not play tgaa 2

[deep laurel]

high on the ranking

[grand ferry]

high on the price as well

[deep laurel]

first game really only works with second game together

[opaque sigil]

did they not come bundled

[grand ferry]

uh

i played using other methods yes

[deep laurel]

https://www.cdkeys.com/de_de/the-great-ace-attorney-chronicles-pc-steam

oh, german language, sorry

[grand ferry]

its ok i will pick up german

to play a game

[deep laurel]

well just the site, not the game

[opaque sigil]

it's just the site that's in german key should work fine

if it's legit

[grand ferry]

ok this is way cheaper wtf lol

[deep laurel]

it's usually like that for games I already own lol

[woven current]

TGAA2 is really good

One of the few games in ace attorney that hasn't got a single bad case

[deep laurel]

yeah. might be the best one

[opaque sigil]

the first one was a pretty strong entry too imo

that duology is just good

[deep laurel]

games like AA3 and AI2 still got that jank

[gaunt delta]

is ss out yet

[floral kindle]

eventually it will

[olive bobcat]

no

[prime gust]

Opinions differ
More at five

[strange night]

Opinions should be bannable

[opaque sigil]

many are

[prime gust]

But which?

[strange night]

The act of having an opinion, regardless of content, should be bannable

This server isn't 1984 enough

[prime gust]

I see

[strange night]

We need more fascism in hkmain

[olive bobcat]

?tag info polls

[white sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/283470827738103810/1227729049150033990/1984.png?ex=662976c7&is=661701c7&hm=036ac54aaa42437835a10cf01df6ece1349c2bafd3e40b1752c590072278c5cf&

[prime gust]

Hmm, how could we achieve this?

[strange night]

They took away polls... They took away voice messages...

What will they take away next?

[olive bobcat]

You

[prime gust]

The right to meme

[prime gust]

Please don't take away dolm

[strange night]

I would miss Dolm

[prime gust]

I would too

Such a charming fellow

[olive bobcat]

Where's #1 Dolm

[prime gust]

Put in the gulag by the autocratic mods 😔

[runic atlas]

Consumed by The Big Hunger

[olive bobcat]

I'm cooking in the lab again I fear

[runic atlas]

Walter?

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[warped rock]

hi guys
neatwheat here

[ripe cliff]

hi neatwheat, vurse here

[lament lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-huh-yakuza-question-mark-kiryu-question-mark-gif-7370025020366214416

[ripe cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-gif-6291937884935153335

[strange night]

Hi vurse, Dolm here

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-rosen-confused-huh-what-thinking-gif-16180975

[olive bobcat]

Lowkey forgot what day it is

Actually I lied I highkey forgot

[wheat sail]

It's friday

Perfect Po ⁰k2j JJ k⁸

[quiet token]

Why do days exist anyway, make months the standard

5-day work week? Make it a 9-month work year

[broken tartan]

Make it a 9-month work week

[cunning geode]

good idea

[tulip edge]

Well that's not fair; you may have all the time in the world, but I personally need to sleep 73 hours a week
So I vouch for a 5 hour work week

[broken tartan]

73 hours a week is way too much what

[tulip edge]

Oh sorry that's a mistake

730 hours

[broken tartan]

I probably dont have 730 hours of sleep in my life

[tulip edge]

You should try it some day

Really makes you feel like a heap of old bones

I finally feel like I'm living up to my ancestors

[cunning geode]

this could actually be possible. if you slept 2 hours every night and are only 1 year old

[tulip edge]

They must have been studying for 22 hours a day
Maybe they are a prodigy

[lament lotus]

if you are 1 year old you need atleast 25 hours of sleep a day

[tulip edge]

You ever think of that?

[cunning geode]

nope

[tulip edge]

Maybe if you had been made to study 22 hours a day for your first year of life you wouldn't be so narrow-minded...

[lament lotus]

🔥

[cunning geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/397062813949886466/1323007974679122033/IMG_4155.gif

[lament lotus]

why do you have the most bizarre gifs

[manic abyss]

2 HEALTH OH MY GOD

[wheat sail]

That is 230

[tulip edge]

In this land, you need need only the strangest of gifs if you are to survive
There is an arms race going on, and you must either adapt or die

[manic abyss]

2 out of 230 smh smh smh

[wheat sail]

230, 2, youre still alive

[silver oak]

0.008695652174 health

[manic abyss]

And I'm glad I am

because I almost did die

[tulip edge]

You just made efficient use of all your resources

[lament lotus]

LEVEL 10??

[tulip edge]

It's all in the phrasing you see

[lament lotus]

AND ALMOST LOST??

[manic abyss]

LISTEN
I SUCK AT THE GAME OKAY

[lament lotus]

4 DEFIANCES??

[manic abyss]

In particular the final boss

[lament lotus]

is this your first clear

[manic abyss]

Third

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-shadow-the-hedgehog-shrek-gif-14187919

[lament lotus]

😭

ok thats not so bad

[manic abyss]

Also this is the second run I'm doing after taking a 4-5 month long break

[cedar trench]

pokemon draft league i still got this shit

[tulip edge]

I am blown away...

[manic abyss]

Partially because I forgot about it

[silver oak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043184643878440972/1103841865305956432/3FBC62E5-0A6C-4D77-B9DA-25269BEE570E.gif

[cunning geode]

slurp

[tulip edge]

Wait would this ship be called shandow?

[cunning geode]

...no?

[tulip edge]

Shame

[cunning geode]

shrek doesnt even have an N in his name

dont bring Shandow into this

[lament lotus]

hey mashed and shandow go way back

[tawdry valley]

Shadrek

Shredow

[cunning geode]

this is progress

[finite flax]

bitch what

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/kumiko-oumae-kumiko-hibike-euphonium-gif-4899744416247357624

[strange night]

Do you guys know shadow's catchphrase

[strange night]

Wait are you actually illiterate

[warped rock]

i am the ultimate lifeform!! >_< 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[strange night]

No it's I love latinas

https://tenor.com/view/o1-smile-sonic-gif-11792051701285795440

[olive bobcat]

Bro what the hell

I turned my phone off for a minute and it went from 19% to 22%

[opaque sigil]

sorcery

[strange night]

Battery is fucked, you're gonna need a new phone soon

[olive bobcat]

God bless lord Apple

[warped rock]

i think that the temperature of the phone kinda plays a part in the battery usage and so when the phone is colder it can gain a few percent

[jade canopy]

I thought it was loose if cold

[warped rock]

like i was on a plane and every single time i powered off with airplane mode and brightness down i got 2-3% back every time

[jade canopy]

Like I remember being in the snow and my phone literally just turning off until I entered a house and heated it up
Admittedly that was… years ago

[warped rock]

Well the snow is probably too cold

[jade canopy]

Truth is that estimating battery life is actually pretty hard

[strange night]

Snow? Cold? Unheard of

[jade canopy]

You can’t really count how many ions are still left to react, it’s not that easy

[warped rock]

https://tenor.com/view/snowgrave-berdly-deltarune-gif-25420995

Azerod's phone

[strange night]

Yes you can, just get a microscope

Insinuating I don't know how to count is very rude azerod

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-egghead-egghead-arc-garp-vs-aokiji-garp-vs-kuzan-gif-11719127489758045833

[tulip edge]

How dare you accuse me of littering

[olive bobcat]

https://vxtwitter.com/itsqueazy/status/1873854598676701577?s=46&t=1oDjmwFQwp6pVr3jPa-X9A

@weary tapir

[wheat sail]

whos that cutie

[manic abyss]

A robot

[olive bobcat]

Literally 2025

[manic abyss]

Yeah literally

[weary tapir]

That’d be so fire

[weary tapir]

Not the best one in the game

[warped rock]

https://tenor.com/view/good-thursday-morning-gif-1300442689473385244

[wheat sail]

😏

[weary tapir]

But I’ll get killed if I go about saying that in here

So we’ll drop that

[manic abyss]

Lemme get the spray bottle real quick

[pine frost]

Persona 3's NG+ if it was good:

[wheat sail]

I shall practice self control

[manic abyss]

Good

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/tykeria-winston-fat-burger-noodles-eat-gif-1575123157721766030

[strange night]

What was the first game with a ng+

[olive bobcat]

Pong

[wheat sail]

tetris

[weary tapir]

probably the first mario where after you beat the game you can do it again but theres a bunch of buzzy beetles

[strange night]

Oh shit yeah that game did have a ng+

[olive bobcat]

Silksong will be the first game with a NG-

[strange night]

Hollow knight will be the third game with a NG neutral

[finite flax]

silksongw iwhth ah hs hah ha hs inw ga ha s na ha na ia ga ga na ia gaga

[weary tapir]

yeah that

[wheat sail]

Silksong will go back to its roots as a vampire survivors like

[weary tapir]

didn't they make that but its on windows xp

[pine frost]

Silksong will have a new game negative, making it to where you can't unlock anything at all

It will softlock itself within an hour before the credits roll

[opaque sigil]

every puzzle game has a ng- if you replay there's less gameplay

[wheat sail]

unless you forget everything

infinite replayability

[faint bronze]

why is chat so dead

[olive bobcat]

There's less gameplay if you're a chump

[carmine island]

Chat I found peak

[shell yacht]

The New Year's update deleted about a third of the human population

[carmine island]

https://youtu.be/0DVj2iskQFs?si=PxVz8JN8vbCf9PTy

[fiery burrow]

First cat in history to drink water

[olive bobcat]

[ionic arch]

cats don't drink water

sad but true

[carmine island]

Cats absorb the moisture in the air with their whiskers

And photosynthesise that’s why they lie in the sun a lot

Trust me I’m a catologist

[opaque sigil]

ok kojima

[carmine island]

Thanks?

[faint bronze]

uhh...

[olive bobcat]

Truth nuke

[carmine island]

Ok new knight

[faint bronze]

when did u join?

[opaque sigil]

if only that information was easily available

[faint bronze]

lmao

[carmine island]

Alas it is not

(Check my profile)

[faint bronze]

i used to be in this serverr but i wanted to forget as much abt hk so i could ¨relive the experience¨

[olive bobcat]

Back in 2024? 👶

[carmine island]

Ah that excuse

One of my favourites personally

[faint bronze]

its not an excuse bozo

[faint bronze]

back in 2023

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-baby-gif-10797160705693024102

[carmine island]

Do you mean the video game designer? Hideo Kojima?

[opaque sigil]

yes

[carmine island]

I’ll take that as a compliment

[opaque sigil]

it was a reference but feel free

[carmine island]

Anything to inflate my already ballooning ego

[faint bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/shh-cats-gif-14317670277085954258

[olive bobcat]

Muffin af

[olive bobcat]

embed fail lmao

[faint bronze]

yes

[opaque sigil]

[faint bronze]

balloony!

[carmine island]

God he’s ugly

I love him

[olive bobcat]

Think I'm gonna get some Hestia boons

[carmine island]

Hades?

[olive bobcat]

Hay Deez Too

[carmine island]

Woah

The one with the fishing minigame

[lament lotus]

ive only played hades 1

what the FUCK is this

[olive bobcat]

That's both of them

[lament lotus]

how many doors 😭

[carmine island]

Woah…

[olive bobcat]

The first area the path I took lets you pick rooms

[carmine island]

Not enough

[olive bobcat]

So like

[carmine island]

Needs more

[olive bobcat]

Central area with rooms around, then after you finish a room you come back

And you gotta do 6 of them

[lament lotus]

oh is this the styx equivelent

[olive bobcat]

Kinda

Hades 2 has a lot more interesting room progression

[wheat sail]

more than new super mario bros?

[carmine island]

I’ve gotta play hades 2 sometime…

[olive bobcat]

Hades 2 final boss spoilers
||On my way to beat Prometheus using the powers of fire ||

[wheat sail]

ill wait for full release at least

i didnt even beat hades 1

[opaque sigil]

hades 2 has a bit of a weird layout

compared to 1

it has a few more unique areas

[lament lotus]

oh aweosme

[olive bobcat]

[opaque sigil]

Now that i think about it most of the areas have a gimmick

the conventional ones are like ||erebus, oceanus, olympus||

[olive bobcat]

Yeah I think Erebus is the only one to follow Hades 1's format exactly

||Oh and Olympus yeah||

||Oceanus is kinda unique tho since you can open new paths||

[opaque sigil]

oh right

the thing I never remember to do

[olive bobcat]

grrrr I hate common rewards I want BOONS

Chose to activate a random arcana and this is what it picked

||Trial of the gods, Hestia and Demeter. Pick Hestia boon to replace Demeter boon. Win trial, pick boons, Demeter offers the same boon as before but better||

I win I guess

[olive bobcat]

Sweeeet

[frozen pike]

I love me some Hades two

[stoic sigil]

Man it's so sad Logitech is going to be annihilated by Leth now

[olive bobcat]

@opaque sigil fire and ice

[uneven orchid]

Thanks Balatro

[olive bobcat]

Ok I won

[dry basin]

helllo!!!

[olive bobcat]

Oh good

[dry basin]

oh balatro

is that any good

[strange night]

Didn't win goty so it's garbage

[dry basin]

LOL

thats totally how it works

no goty? not worth your time smh

deleted off my library

[olive bobcat]

That's literally how it works

[dry basin]

i have to delete my whole library now, none of them are goty except elden ring 😔

and delete my edlen ring dlc as it also wasnt goty LMAO

[olive bobcat]

Delete Elden Ring too cause it sucks

[copper junco]

Bro were being scammed😭

Where's silksong😭

[olive bobcat]

In the works

[dry basin]

the endless cycle of

"where's silksong"

and never

"how's silksong"

[atomic sparrow]

hows silksong

[dry basin]

shit

did i english wrong LMAO

yes i did

[olive bobcat]

Wdym

[dry basin]

i did the joke wrong :(

[olive bobcat]

How

Seems right to me

[dry basin]

its how's silksong doing

not just hOw'S sIlKsOnG LMAO

[olive bobcat]

Doesn't have to be

[dry basin]

really?

[olive bobcat]

I can ask "how're you" and it'll mean the same thing as "how're you doing"

[carmine island]

I’m good thanks aluo :3

[olive bobcat]

I didn't ask you

[carmine island]

I know :(

[dry basin]

LMAO

thats an awesome emoji

[olive bobcat]

Yeah my emojis are pretty awesome

[dry basin]

so humble✨

only if i had cool ones 😔

[strange night]

Yeah why else would I say it

Genius

[dry basin]

einstein has been real quiet since you started talking

i dont think its a coincidence

[olive bobcat]

Chat hop on Shrimp Game

[strange night]

Yeah I think he died in 2013

Get with the times man

[dry basin]

NOOOOOOOOOO

life really is 1984 rn

[strange night]

No if it was 1984 he'd be alive

[dry basin]

so true

sorry for getting things mixed up LMAO

[lament lotus]

albert einstein is dead?

[wet lotus]

No hes not Im him

[lament lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-god-it-s-albert-einstein-gif-26216748

[wet lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/albert-einstein-lewis-strauss-oppenheimer-ignore-ignored-gif-17815186908486692369

[granite prairie]

I had a dream last night that silksong was out.

[wet lotus]

This is a dream actually

Silksong is out

But youre dreaming it isnt

[faint bronze]

bro were gonna get gta 6 before silksong 💀

[violet path]

What now

[dry basin]

OHHHH

SHRIMP GAME

i'd rather hop on crab game

[fiery burrow]

how does a visual novel dating sim even take so long to come out

[olive bobcat]

fr fr N1RV Ann-A is taking ages

[formal marsh]

how are you being scammed

why are you owed silksong

[olive bobcat]

I took his money

[formal marsh]

well i think thats unrelated to silksong unless you reveal right now that youre a playtester and have been all along

[fiery burrow]

would he enjoy valhalla

[olive bobcat]

NDAs and all

[formal marsh]

honestly cant discern it from a real image other than "aluo sent it"

[olive bobcat]

Good, good

[strange night]

One day aluo is gonna start sending real images and we'll think they're fake

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[formal marsh]

wait this brings a really good question into my mind

[faint bronze]

prob

[formal marsh]

if you're, for instance, in NDA about silksong
can you still post fake silksong content

[olive bobcat]

I once sent a pic in the Silksong sub and they only found half of the fake content

[lament lotus]

andy my dog died because of you

[formal marsh]

LOL what do you mean

[warped rock]

hi guys
neatwheat here

[strange night]

Hi neatwheat
Guys here

[olive bobcat]

It was this

Lemme go check the comments I forgot what they said

[warped rock]

Any silkers in chat

[olive bobcat]

The fake content in the pic is the poison spit and the poison damage btw

[atomic sparrow]

classic r/silksong

[strange night]

I would never silk

[fiery burrow]

what did they think was fake

[formal marsh]

i did not see the poison spit to be fair

[fiery burrow]

mossdeer would never harm me

[strange night]

Why not

[olive bobcat]

One sec gotta lock in for tug of war

[fiery burrow]

too precious

[lament lotus]

is this roblox squid game

[stoic sigil]

Guys

[stoic sigil]

2024 was 3 years ago

🤯

[lament lotus]

WHAT

[faint bronze]

tf???

[lament lotus]

feels as if it was last week

[faint bronze]

it was

[stoic sigil]

I KNOW

It's crazy

[atomic sparrow]

203 was 20 yearss ago,.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/586931790208434203/1280200348946006096/speechmemified_anders.png.gif

[stoic sigil]

Time really flies by

[faint bronze]

bruh this isnt off topic

[strange night]

And?

[stoic sigil]

3 whole years

[fiery burrow]

cool but you should defintely play Chicory

[strange night]

We're talking about how 2024 was three years ago

[stoic sigil]

No actually play Outer Wilds

[formal marsh]

cant believe the last silksong news we got were 8 years ago

[olive bobcat]

Team threw at the end wtf

I was carrying

[faint bronze]

i have bro

[lament lotus]

me when im cursed by a witch to shill indie games at every possible moment

[fiery burrow]

based

[stoic sigil]

Can't believe 2025 was 10 years ago

[dry basin]

there are so many other cool games

[lament lotus]

not that its annoying

[formal marsh]

i cant believe 2013 was 20 years ago

[dry basin]

like if you all love stuff like resident evil

signalis

was really fun

[formal marsh]

SIGNALIS SWEEP

🔥

goated game

[dry basin]

crow county also shows a lot of promise

but i havent played

[lament lotus]

signalis was good

[dry basin]

it plays like older resident evils with fixed camera angles

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/chicory-a-colorful-tale-gif-25130954

[stoic sigil]

Like Outer Wilds, Outer Wilds, and Outer Wilds: Echoes of the Eye!

[dry basin]

yeah but thats the one thats ALWAYS brought up

people know about that indie game

[stoic sigil]

No actually

Only I know

[dry basin]

got to spread the info on other small ones too

[fiery burrow]

been playing Severed Steel lately

[fiery burrow]

Awesome game

[dry basin]

severed steel?

[lament lotus]

ping ttaco

right now

[stoic sigil]

I know a small Indie game!

[lament lotus]

i only play raw metal

[stoic sigil]

Outer Wilds!

[dry basin]

whats severed steel

[olive bobcat]

This was my peak

[atomic sparrow]

the rise...

and the fall...

are you still banned ?

[lament lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-ballon-d'or-ballon-d'or-shocked-ishowspeed-noway-gif-9357582452923318096

[dry basin]

LOL

[olive bobcat]

They deleted this one, this is bullshit

[dry basin]

TROLLING IS SO FUNNY THOUGH

[olive bobcat]

And they changed the flair too

[dry basin]

they took it way too seriously omg

[fiery burrow]

FPS about chaining together slides, dives, and wallruns - which all give you invulnerability

[stoic sigil]

If E1 posted this it'd be most upvoted all time 😔

[formal marsh]

dude if you add "supposed" or "alleged" or whatever to everything you send youre not accountable for spreading misinformation
i learned it from my lawyers

[violet path]

Is this your work?

[wheat sail]

Team cherry's fault this is all happening. No sympathy

[fiery burrow]

Standard level is about finding a few objects, destroying them, and then leaving all while fighting enemies

[olive bobcat]

Yeah these are all my work

[dry basin]

that just makes me think of awesome game never heard before

ultrakill

LMAO

unheard indie game fps

[olive bobcat]

This got a hell of a kick out of me

[dry basin]

LOL

[atomic sparrow]

yeah r/silksong members take things wayyyy too seriously or just massive trolls
https://www.reddit.com/r/Silksong/comments/1hnajb8/holi_shit_guys_silksong_is_actually_real/

[lament lotus]

fake ss news in r/silksong : aww youre sweet
fake ss news in #sk-discussion : hello? human resources?

[olive bobcat]

lmao this comment is fire

[dry basin]

thats so funny

[violet path]

Oh i looked a bit closer

[fiery burrow]

Shame wallsliding in Ultrakill is kinda janky

[violet path]

You were the someone making hate videis

[olive bobcat]

Yeah

[wet lotus]

Team Cherry won't recover after this one

[dry basin]

LMAO

[olive bobcat]

self promo kekw

[dry basin]

thats awesome

[olive bobcat]

Never saw this comment

Was too busy getting banned the 7th time

[formal marsh]

SEVEN THOUSAND UPVOTES????

[violet path]

Is that a lot

[formal marsh]

its a lot for a post that literally says nothing

[leaden delta]

only difference is that you still get hit for 900 by everything

[dry basin]

i dont get how people can take a game that isnt even out yet so seriously as they do

silksong isnt even out and people are worshipping it in that sub

[wet lotus]

Imagine if Silksong comes out and it's bad

All that hype and buildup

[leaden delta]

PLEASE

[wet lotus]

All that waiting

[leaden delta]

it would be so funny

[dry basin]

in all honesty, i dont want it to be but it would be a good lesson for all the annoying people in this fandom

[atomic sparrow]

what'd I tell you lmaooo either people with too much time that cares too much or trolls...

🧌

[formal marsh]

DUDE ITS ACTUALLY NOTHING

WHO WOULD FAKE THIS

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-flash-running-gif-27153993

[dry basin]

LOL

HATER ON THE SCENE LETS GOOO LMAO

[olive bobcat]

Anyways the sub sucks no doubt

[wet lotus]

They might've thought Silksong was fake

[dry basin]

no surprise

taking games seriously just is sad

[fiery burrow]

Thats because I haven't posted yet

[olive bobcat]

This subreddit needs a hero! 💨

[wet lotus]

I know what you're referencing.

[wheat sail]

Did u fart

[ripe cliff]

mega shrue

[dry basin]

first who smelt it is the one who dealt it

B)

[shell yacht]

Imagine being the idiot that asks that question

[olive bobcat]

💨

[dry basin]

just needs some validating first

[olive bobcat]

I should finish this one unfinished fake I have already

[dry basin]

thats disgusting imagery of my comfort character

[dry basin]

can i see 🥺

plsplspls

[olive bobcat]

Alas, I am lazy

[wet lotus]

Who are you fooling

[dry basin]

LOL

[shell yacht]

It just looks like she's riding a boulder that got thrown

[dry basin]

everyone

[atomic sparrow]

🗣️ PEAK

[lament lotus]

⁉️

[wheat sail]

Leth is the crowsworn marketing guy

Not silksong

[lament lotus]

are you tracing the hornet

[dry basin]

crownsworn looks so cool though

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/tao-mercenary-tao-dragon-ball-assassin-of-goku-gif-13723876

[lament lotus]

im assuming cutting her out didnt work

[dry basin]

cant wait for crowsworn

[shell yacht]

Yk like this

[olive bobcat]

Cutting her out never works

I was gonna piece her together idk

In reality I have done neither

[atomic sparrow]

lazy...

[lament lotus]

looks good so far

[wheat sail]

Team cherry! Get off your pedestal you're not too good for us

[ripe cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/professor-zoom-attack-the-flash-hater-attack-gif-14106492

[wheat sail]

Give us news

[atomic sparrow]

HATER PUNCH !!!!!!!

👊

[stoic sigil]

Aluo is actually the Lead Art Director of Team Cherry

[lament lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/one-punch-man-gif-23006509

[dry basin]

they just cant without 7 billion silksong fans going

[olive bobcat]

I also never did anything with these

[dry basin]

"WHY ISNT IT OUT NOWWWW"

and then pulling a huge temper tantrum

[wheat sail]

I see the team cherry defense force base is here

[olive bobcat]

Maybe I'll work on the FoB ants one

[fiery burrow]

Why is team cherry ignoring me?

[stoic sigil]

You should go to their office

[lament lotus]

i mean, hes not wrong..

[olive bobcat]

I was too busy making other stuff at the time

[fiery burrow]

I even liked the SS trailer and what do I get?

[formal marsh]

Dear Team Cherry,

Silkbob

[atomic sparrow]

LMAO

[dry basin]

for good reason, the community proved it wants to act like children

whenever any crumb is talked about it

[olive bobcat]

brb gonna add sexymoon as an emote

[dry basin]

and even when there ISNT

[atomic sparrow]

choose one to save and the rest are discarded !!!!!

[formal marsh]

in hkcord?

[lament lotus]

sexysun when

[olive bobcat]

No in the sexyman server

[stoic sigil]

Yeah duh

[formal marsh]

I choose Ari. William and Jack are getting shot in the head

[atomic sparrow]

GUH

[lament lotus]

jack doesnt even work for silksong

[formal marsh]

i thought this was how the game worked

[formal marsh]

wait who was the third guy again

[olive bobcat]

[lament lotus]

jack

he left

[dry basin]

LOL

[atomic sparrow]

choose one fake screenshot to complete smh not kill team cherry wtf !!!!!!!

[formal marsh]

oh after he left another third guy didnt fill in?

[formal marsh]

mandela effect

[lament lotus]

its just ari william and makoto

[formal marsh]

I am sorry

[wheat sail]

Nelson Mandela?

[formal marsh]

if makoto counts then leth counts

[lament lotus]

(hornets VA which also works for tc i think(

[dry basin]

i appreciate your effort

[formal marsh]

hell, if makoto counts then graig counts

[dry basin]

i need to join in on this

[formal marsh]

he voice acted

[olive bobcat]

I forgot I made this

[atomic sparrow]

wtf old ass bug

[formal marsh]

i want her to give me a hug

[lament lotus]

she worked on hollow knight though...

[fiery burrow]

david kazi left Jack Vine is the Silksong coder

[olive bobcat]

i want her

[lament lotus]

OH

i mixed them up

[formal marsh]

like as something other than a voice actor?

[atomic sparrow]

https://www.teamcherry.com.au/about

[lament lotus]

iirc yeah

[formal marsh]

not beating the heterosexual allegations

[atomic sparrow]

Ari William Jack

core 3

also the music guy

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-one-piece-anime-tantrum-angry-gif-5378936

[formal marsh]

yea thats where i am

[atomic sparrow]

[wheat sail]

Team cherry got rich af, and greedy af

Why can't they give their game for free even

[formal marsh]

cant read this message without thinking of the copypasta

[lament lotus]

they cooked with this slogan ngl

[formal marsh]

i forgot that slogan existed

[dry basin]

what copy pasta

[lament lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922843450590777395/1315628175463546952/ezgif-5-73203ad6a9.gif

[formal marsh]

honestly if you just faked it i would fall for it

[carmine island]

Lmao that’s awesome

[ripe cliff]

sweet round games 😭

[dry basin]

SAME

i should fact check more

😔

[formal marsh]

something about radiant lost kin that randomly says "fuck everyone involved in making this, except the music guy because he probably had nothing to do with it. actually, fuck the music guy too for good measure"

core part is "fuck the music guy for good measure" the rest im paraphrasing

[atomic sparrow]

yep.

[dry basin]

LOL

[atomic sparrow]

never disrespect the GOAT... christopher larkin...

[dry basin]

woah

is that real 🥺

[carmine island]

Sweet non round games

[atomic sparrow]

sweet round games but not big one a few small ones that makes up the berry

blue berry if you well

[olive bobcat]

My folder is full of treasures

[atomic sparrow]

or a grape

[formal marsh]

you hit TC up to apply to work for them and when they ask your skills you just break down crying and say youre bad at everything you do
(you did not expect to get to that point)

[ripe cliff]

what the sigma is that font

looks like 3d comic sans

[olive bobcat]

comic sans

[wet lotus]

team merry

[fiery burrow]

google comic sans btw

[formal marsh]

was expecting the text to say something about them being gay honestly

[ripe cliff]

team hairy

[formal marsh]

not the real(?) text

[lament lotus]

is this real?

[carmine island]

Team scary

[carmine island]

It’s so peak…

[wet lotus]

Team jerry

[olive bobcat]

I also have this

[trim estuary]

WOOOO SHELLWOOD FOREST

[fiery burrow]

[formal marsh]

that fucking book that im never getting because god made me live in brazil

[formal marsh]

put a glowy item on top of that pedestal

do not elaborate on what it could be

[wet lotus]

You shouldnt live in Brazil

[olive bobcat]

On it boss

[dry basin]

WHATTT

i need it

i never knew 😭

[violet path]

I cant even resd rhat

[violet path]

Its a wanderer’s journal

[formal marsh]

its sort of an artbook with the creative spin of being written as the journal of a hallownest explorer

[violet path]

Theyve existed for a while now

[formal marsh]

https://www.fangamer.com/collections/hollow-knight/products/hollow-knight-wanderers-journal-book

[carmine island]

Real

[dry basin]

that is so awesome

[olive bobcat]

This would be a good one for you

[dry basin]

thank you!!!! :)

getting my hands on one next pay

[fiery burrow]

i need one for silksong

[formal marsh]

youre welcome, glad that i could help you find this really cool thing

they'll probably make one eventually

[dry basin]

LOL

[olive bobcat]

@formal marsh

[fiery burrow]

Imagine getting a diagram for the giant FoB mech

[formal marsh]

IS THIS NEW??

[dry basin]

why dont they have one for silksomg already smh

been waiting 7 years already

[carmine island]

It’s so peak

[ripe cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-old-man-shaking-head-gif-3938163323164042530

[formal marsh]

not quite what i was thinking of but you surpassed my expectations

[fiery burrow]

like a month old

[dry basin]

IS IT

[ripe cliff]

wtf the wavelength is the same

[formal marsh]

damn never saw it

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/chillware-lagloyavich-silent-hill-silly-cat-man-gif-27231319

[formal marsh]

its cool

[fiery burrow]

inaccurate arms though smh

[ripe cliff]

does it have both

[formal marsh]

wait i read this and now the plushie is ruined

[ripe cliff]

[carmine island]

Thank you jonah l

[olive bobcat]

Rip the arm off yourself

[carmine island]

Cut it off

[dry basin]

true

cut the arm off and sew on some orange or something for gore if you want :)

[carmine island]

Real!!!

[formal marsh]

thats one way to fix it

[carmine island]

How do we know it didn’t just grow back?

[olive bobcat]

actually that's a way to break it

Really bored but I have things I can do

[formal marsh]

subjecive

[fiery burrow]

just focus it back duh

[opaque sigil]

if it focused the arm back the head crack would probably also be gone

[fiery burrow]

cracked it back for aesthetic purposes

[formal marsh]

Spreading misinformation online:

[olive bobcat]

Without r/silksong, misinformation has no punchline...

[lament lotus]

youre doing them a favor if you think about it

[violet path]

im not a child

[ripe cliff]

the shade has 2 arms but keeps the crack

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/JYzlbVtHt5A

[true vine]

smong

[lament lotus]

if only 😔

[lament lotus]

hi john

[carmine island]

I just wanna talk to him

[true vine]

hallo

[olive bobcat]

I just wanna talk to him

[carmine island]

Top ten people I just wanna talk to

Number one

[olive bobcat]

Pokemon players I need your help

Give me things WS could mean

[atomic sparrow]

white snake from jjba

[violet path]

Whats that

[ripe cliff]

water stone

[lament lotus]

hes not even in it

[olive bobcat]

You don't know that

[lament lotus]

what if i do

[formal marsh]

WS in the context of pokemon?

[olive bobcat]

Yeah

[violet path]

Whats ws

[olive bobcat]

Need a good joke with it for my speech

[formal marsh]

Water Shuriken
Water Sport
Water Spout
Worry Seed

[violet path]

Nah

[wheat sail]

wealthsimple

[olive bobcat]

Water Shuriken works pretty well

So I'll consider that

Bonus points if it's Kalos themed

[formal marsh]

i think water shuriken is your best bet then

[wheat sail]

greninja? from smash bros?

[violet path]

Theres wishing stars

From swsh

Cant think of any more

World series

[wheat sail]

wriggling sack

[olive bobcat]

That thing you feed Cerberus in Hades

[dry basin]

that is a horrible name of food LMAO

[olive bobcat]

Tis a joke m'lord

[formal marsh]

gotta feed the dog his slop

[olive bobcat]

It's actually called a satyr sack

[dry basin]

i havent played hades much so i dont know 😔

[olive bobcat]

Goofy ahh didn't get past Tartarus

[dry basin]

probably not 😭

[formal marsh]

persona reference

[violet path]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fan4stic-fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-gif-9345984830195785978

[olive bobcat]

I wonder what the story excuse for the gameplay loop is gonna be after Hades 2's ending

Since in Hades 1 it's ||increasing security||

[opaque sigil]

yeah idk

[violet path]

I hate hades

[opaque sigil]

gonna be harder to justify

[olive bobcat]

She just likes doing it now

[opaque sigil]

and ||not tipping off olympus||

[violet path]

Wait i thought hades was a guy

[olive bobcat]

He is

[opaque sigil]

yeah but like
there are actual antagonists

how is she gonna keep ||fighting chronos||

[olive bobcat]

Bringing his ass back to whoop him over again

[violet path]

Time stone

[olive bobcat]

||Going to fight Prometheus and he's just chained up until you get there ||

[lament lotus]

true

[opaque sigil]

sis is replacing the bird

[violet path]

I thought prometheus was in the sun

[olive bobcat]

Is this Ultrakill or smth

[violet path]

I hate all games related to the underworld

[lament lotus]

ngl i thought it was kind of a half assed excuse but i cant complain since most rougelikes dont give any explanation after the ending

[olive bobcat]

Cooking a real speech out here

[dry basin]

nuh uh

[violet path]

Except

[dry basin]

im sorry but the glorious king castle crashers has hell in it

[lament lotus]

even devil may cry 3: dantes awakening????

[violet path]

Helldivers

[olive bobcat]

Not like he had anything else to be doing

[violet path]

But thats not really in hell

More of a metaphorical hell

[olive bobcat]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7xxSw0UGJWoIlZPYQ0p6GV?si=2ed07a7da81a4af5

[violet path]

Especially

[opaque sigil]

??? It’s pretty well motivated in the plot

[lament lotus]

WHAT

[violet path]

Im with tammo here

[opaque sigil]

||if zagreus stopped trying to escape it would cause suspicion on Olympus||

[olive bobcat]

Yeah and even after that resolution what else is he gonna do

[violet path]

Ive never been wrong so

[opaque sigil]

Idk chill with meg

[lament lotus]

i doubt he'd stop

[lament lotus]

than*

[violet path]

@olive bobcat is he stupid

[olive bobcat]

Who

[violet path]

Re auditioning by popular vote is such a terrible idea

[olive bobcat]

Oh

I mean they didn't trust him to do it himself

What else would he do

[violet path]

Hes the teacher

[olive bobcat]

So

[violet path]

Hes an amateur

My orchestra teacher would tell them all to suck it up

[olive bobcat]

Yeah well your teacher isn't the goat

https://tenor.com/view/hibike-eupho-taki-season-3-episode-10-gif-10035733322542193819

[violet path]

She definitely is

Ever since she came to my school 5 years ago weve never once gotten anything lower than a superior at mpa

[woven current]

Guys, is the original Final Fantasy VII worth buying?

[violet path]

And leaving it up to popular vote still makes no sense

People will always vote for their friend no matter the performance

Dtupid idiot teacher baby

[violet path]

No

[formal marsh]

the headache demon is back

why must i be harassed like this

[opaque sigil]

call father tylenol for an exorcism

[lament lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/faith-faith-game-garcia-shotgun-reload-gif-27123179

[violet path]

Drink hot chocolate

[stray panther]

[formal marsh]

pretty sure im all out

[violet path]

Hot

[lament lotus]

2000 is as far as 2100 isnt that crazy

[violet path]

Chocolat

[opaque sigil]

very crazy

[stray panther]

I hope they release it soon…

[cedar trench]

they won't

[stray panther]

Watching that gameplay vid has hyped me way too much

[stray panther]

Reverse psychology, I hope

[cedar trench]

hey man just saying

the devs are here

in this server!

they're selfom active but sometime they do stuff just to spite users

[stray panther]

Oh really 🤡

[cedar trench]

no