#sk-discussion
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They putting ads in file explorer
It really settles the snow and cold vibe
Me when i lie
I live in Louisiana the cold low is 40 if I'm lucky and we don't get snow
same
Not getting snow is lucky?
Yes way
No no
wait are u toast
Average american L
No he's Egoist obviously
ok
The last time it snowed was like 2017 I believe?
Back when climate change didnt exist
There was like 5 minutes of snow in 2020
Hasnt snowed where i live ever actually
Not once
Last time it snowed here was two nights ago
America is AWESOME hush
I remember that snow because at the time I had a like literal 2 minute walk to work but my boss saw snow and still panicked and came and pick me up
The snow is still on the ground
u can get stat boost in snow
It was 19° this morning
Wait thats so nice
Yeah he was really cool
nice of them
New fortnite chapter is actually pretty fun, damn
Fr, it's actually gorgeous
I only played two games so far now I'm making breakfast, but the little spirits all over the map and the demon powers and how insanely massive the map is, it's great
I really wanna play on high graphics but my frames get ever so choppy and it gets so much harder to be cracked
And you know what else is massive
Also the roaming boss NPC has like for Honor rules, my friend's third partied people that were fighting him and he ignored my friend because he didn't shoot him
he look like Christopher from Sopranos
Ninja does?
wait htats ufcking ninja
i couldnt tell without the dumb fucking haircut
no offense if you have that haircut
no actually
full offense
get a haircut idiot
bowl cut
Also all the skins are pretty good this time, we even have Godzilla, as a skin, it's going to look ridiculous when he starts doing the emotes
Godzilla doing party hips
chat, what if silksong was...a prophecy
Silksong better have a fishing minigame
this is the 27th time you stole my joke
I've never stolen your jokes before
imitation is the greatest compliment garm
Shut up
:(
it may be, but only I can look at myself in the mirror, no one else
Actually he only stole your joke once
TWICE!!
All the other times after he was just stealing his own joke
Cite your sources brother
Yeah well I didn't see it so actually we're just great minds think alike
you saved yourself for now 
Its ironic that the thing ninja is most talked about for nowadays is a haircut and yet his current haircut sucks
god
Silksong better have a fishing minigame
I hope silksong has a fishing minigame
HI
Man wouldnt it be cool if silksong had a fishing minigame
like terraria
Hİ
Hi
Is that the country of turkiye I see?
no thats grease
That's Kazakhstan
You're sure it's not Serbia?
What if epic games was a good launcher
I have good internet and still get downloads like that
One can dream
Steam simply better
TÜRKIYE BEST 🇹🇷
Silknautica
NOOO I DON'T WANT TO PLAY MID
It's so peak right now
That Fortnite's so hot right now
That Fortnite's so MID right now I have to shoot it down
Writing my Metropolis essay
are you cooking or not?
What are we, some sort of league of legends?
What am I, some sort of John Wick?
Winston, watch over!
Say that again
Oh that movie sucked
It was slow in the first half imo but the plot in the second half picked it up pretty nicely
What are you? some kind of...Terminator?
It was better than the 1927 version, which had an interesting plot bogged down only by the fact that it was really dull to watch
Those are reserve infantry for when Silksong comes out
What's that
what movie
At the dining hall straight "eating it" and by "it" haha lets jusr say... breakfast
Metropolis (2001)
Former mods, apparently to keep randos from claiming they were former mods and authenticate those who actually were
(Mods are forgettable)
Also they have access to all chats and can delete messages
theyyve been converted into aluminum
its like a product material that comes after the orange
hi m former mud, give silksong now
Their role rusted
you know when your orange starts to rot it becomes aluminum
thats what aluminum is they expired
x51
the only episode of adventure time i watched
I love eating aluminum
Same

No 
it’s mostly to give a way for mods to resign while still keeping perms and giving them an easy way to get mod back
Yeah there are a few former mods like myself that don't have it
Has anyone ever falsely claimed to be an old mod ?
not really
I was TC role a couple times
Yeah you got that one message into the super duper secret chat right
geme finis is?
No
I was a mod in 2014
I think it'd be more like the copper (colour) oxidized
although Ig oxidized copper is more green than blue
I used to be oxidized copper
that implies you aren't anymore
Yes I am aware
In reality you will always be
Hi
Bye
I was a mod in 2027
i was dead by 2026
Thank god
Me too
No you arent
I miss when hurr watched arcane
I'm not gonna sugar coat it: Bloodstone + Hack + Oop! All 6s + 2 of Hearts Flush Five
My balatro run is going well
I miss
miss
_ _
I watched it all
When does it end
dumb
So I took my actual name
And I added an l to it
This is mostly a channel for critiquing Team Cherry's radio silence
My name is Dominic, Dom for short
ending was so 
gn
Ending was meh, arcane peaked at ep7 s2, definitely a 10/10 episode for me
youre just media illiterate
Your mom was a 10/10 for me
MAIS MA MEILLEURE ENNEMIE C'EST TOI
What
hi.....
Hello
Saying "what" is mean you know......
Nu
@broken tartan opinion on maddie?
No
womp womp
@shell yacht just got an ad for a Motorola this is your fault
Lol
maddie's predecessor,,,
Only good thing about maddie is that she wasnt british
shit prolly comes out before silksong
shit probably sucks tbh
mike erhmtraut
Yeah but the only thing people actually want is silksong
Right cause the newest trilogy was doing so well
The best state the writing was in throughout its time at Disney was to recycle the deathstar
It’s even funnier the second third fourth time
Episode 10 The Fall of Skywalker giving way to a new trilogy of unnecessary stories
to discuss zelda and dandadan
I don’t give top points to the prequels either
Just put Andor season 2 in the bag
That’s the mentality that got the mandalorian shot (pun intended)
Everyone likes the Star Wars they grew up with and hates everything else it’s Pokemon rules
Andor's really good
force awakens is peak you say,,,
I think all the movies were mid, the original trilogy is outdated but cute, and the special effects were awesome
i havent watched since the first disney star warsmovie
More importantly, I like most pieces of Star Wars media made AFTER the two trilogies
Ignore the general grievous pfp
do you at least like andor
bro is a baby yoda fan
Yes
alright good that's my litmus test for good media takes 
The best Star Wars movies lose out to the actually compotent Star Wars tv shows
This is ignoring tartakosvy
Disney Star Wars is trying too hard to be "Star Wars" while the good stories like Mando s1 and Andor were doing stories through the lens of Star Wars
You get it
Fuck Disney. All my homies hate Disney
The Starwars sequel trilogy is great because it made people stop hating the prequels
Disney sucks but their movies are good
we need a live action remaster of star wars
yknow if you think about it... new godzilla movies have less live action than the originals
What's everyone's favourite part of a metroidvania?
I find I'm heavily biased to the middle-end games, and never tend to like the first 30% or so all that much
early to mid game. in HK it's CoT and fungal wastes
in super metroid it's red brinstar and norfair
for context I'm playing nine sols rn ye, but in every metroidvania the first few hours feel like a chore I have to get through to play the good part
my favorite part then overall is when things truly open up and you get to navigate the whole area of the map discovering new routes
in dread my favourite part is just after the green emmi where you get morph ball and varia
2 iconic abilities
ah yes nice
The part right after the early game when the game becomes infinite and great powerups could be anywhere
I guess entering the midgame
LittleBigPlanet 2
im a ghhost of tsushima fan and im hyped for ghost of yotei
yeah late midgame is fun
Based…
i respect thatttttt
I have many games I enjoy. not a single favourite
favorite singleplayer and favorite multiplayer could be two picks
tf2 is still my fav multiplayer
240 hours on monster hunter
let's see... in axiom verge I love the part where you get the grappling hook and lab coat
ye I like when you're like "Ok I feel like I have everything and am fully enabled, what else could be out there?" and everything is just a new discovery/bonus/surprise/delight vs feeling like a necessary upgrade
more like 1000 for me
that shift of things feeling like necessary upgrades to surprises/delights is when my enjoyment kicks in
yes same
idk prolly like
I am incapable of choosing a favorite
It has to be a tie between yokai watch, little big planet 2, fantasy life, and devil may cry
in dandara it's where you get the intention stone but danadara's progression is very weird so it's an odd choice
ever? outer wilds followed by slay the princess
it feels like early game when it's in fact end game
This ^
I also really like going back to parts you already explored but taking a different route due to the new abilities you unlocked
i havent geard of fantasy life
the others i know to be amazing
Backtracking is a large part of metroidvanias but idk if I’d call it fun
City of Tears eastern side is a good example of this
I wish I was into lbp2 in its hayday
An extremely charming 3ds game with a cult following
only true metroidvania fans experienced what it's like getting stuck in red brinstar and looping around all the way to the landing site
in AM2R my favourite part is industrial complex
you get many iconic upgrades there:
spazer, speed booster and space jump as well as super missiles if you are an avid explorer
and once again it's mid game
heres a fuckin metroidvanier map... fuckin byeah
too much text
in dark souls (if you consider it a metroidvania)
my favourite part is darkroot garden
after the first bell the game just tells you to go find the 2nd by yourself but secretly most paths lead to where you need to go
I give up, what doom level
Tricyclic Looper from BTSX
Personally I count Sekiro as a metroidvania
Looks sweet
lmao remember our heated death penalty discs of yore
ehhhh. souls games have lots of one way doors.
Metroidvania? No. You don’t gain abilities that translate into the gameplay loop and exploration
You just walk around back the way you came fairly often.
Which is fine, btw. Sekiro’s map is great
the ability you gain is unlocking a door from the right side 👹
I personally think dark souls is not a metroidvania because it never changes the main way you interact with the world
you never get the core ability to do smt you couldn't do before
you could always open a door
you just needed the key or be on the other side
Dark souls is a soulslike imo
only "upgrade" is the bonefire teleport but one upgrade does not make a metroidvania
i wonder if terms like metroidvania or soulslike are ever gonna gain new colloquial names to separate them from the titles that defined them like with Doom and "doom clones"
same goes for dead cells. yes you get the ability to climb vines and use teleport totems but besides the wall run you never get any ability that changes your moment to moment gameplay. it's all "keys" to "doors". you could replace the vines and totems with doors and keys and nothing would change
sadly many games call themselves metroidvanias despite having only a shadow of what an actual metroidvania really is
Yeah like hollow knight
same with the whole faux-roguelike trend these recent years
no, your game isnt a roguelike it just has random elements
Does cod zombies count as a roguelike
no
map is always the same
wall weapons? always the same
you never have to adapt to the loot you get. you just spam the box and end up with your preferred weapons
Metroidvania has gone from a castlevania vibe to a hollow knight vibe recently
Unfortunate, would've been funny to call it one if it was an edge-case
I wouldn’t be surprised if worlds like “classic” are used to describe genres later on
I'm looking for metroid type ones actually. ranged combat is smt metroidvania devs are afraid of apparently
like classic metroidvania vs contemporary
They should add guns to hollow knight
They did
Then it would be a metroidvania instead of just a Castlevania clone smh
No Metroid elements, fake metroidvania imo
the most infuriating part for me is that most modern metroidvanias like to always use the "dash", "wall jump", "double jump", "fireball", "ground slam" tropes
I desperately need a genre for games that get you lost, like legitimately lost, and then let you loose into an exploration loop
The exploration tag isn’t used correctly enough to do this
in axiom verge you literally get the ability to glitch through walls and glitch enemies to behave differently
that's creative design
that's how you build a unique progression
so no map whatsoever?
or you have to really work to get a map
Sorta but not the point
I think Hk gets this done pretty well
Partially because new areas don’t have a live map
do you not want the game to hint at where you need to go ever? not even in a very subtle way?
yes same
Again, not the point.
some people over the years say they want silksong to tell you when youve found everything in an area (metroid dread does this) but i say thats a bad idea for Hollow Knight's style
I think it kinda goes against the logic of HK maps. they are just maps
not a tablet or smt like what Samus has
I want to look at a map and search for gaps and blank spots
Not a glance at a % meter
that's a fucked up looking wolf
HK and silksong still could use a more tactile completionist tool though
thats me
Just happy to see you
the zelda echoes of wisdom map is cool for that imo
it starts out vague with drawings
and you have to go there yourself to reveal a section
trauma from secret hunting in doom maps...
Hello Silksong discussion what are we talking about today?
@cunning geode id recommend Lorne’s lure to you.
Its basically everything you like about doom but with climbing parkour instead of guns
yeah i heard about that one
i doubt its everything i like about doom but it looks nifty
@tawdry valley only game I played that might be for you in terms of this specific map type is metroid dread but it uses a lot of one way gates to force you to progress
For sure
The impact of the treaty of 1456 on the people of North Macedonia
Metroid dread seemed interesting but idk if any of its combat ever stood out to me
Oh cool
I also heard that it wasn’t super metroid-y, and I don’t got a switch anyways so
Hello curly
dread combat is amazing. you gotta be on the move at all time while landfing shots using 360 aiming
Bet
Hi Muffin!
some more about this: there is a prominent creator in the doom community that made a statement after decino struggled to find all the secrets in a map of his - that he felt it was more beneficial to exploration and play to have secrets be truly secret and not be labeled in the map so you can beat the level without seeing how many secrets you missed
only thing I'd criticise super metroid for is the combat. too easy and basic but that's how games were back then
HK has an excess of secret areas for this exact reason yeah
yes exactly
You simply are “not meant to find everything”
and that encourages replayability and discussion with other players
I do still think some kind of completionist tool should exist, at least VERY late in the game, and only for progression items
I absolutely hate how Ori 1 did it
Secret rooms became transparent and marked on the map
@tawdry valley might not be for you since it's a bit more linear but Am2R is free and is a great game
yup like world sense(is that the name) in HK's black egg
I'd argue you do:
want to explore the gun fortress or wtv it's called? have to have the umbrella upgrade first (or be very clever)
want to kill the ogre easily and get past it? have to have found the flame vent upgrade (or be very skilled)
Sekiro is filled with "get this upgrade first" moments. They're just designed so seamlessly that it doesn't feel like a traditional metroidvania lock and key
% bar for each area
I actually mean even later than that
fair
Though HK does use that to more to tell you how little you’ve done
So it’s like “wait I’m at the end… there’s more?”
How are you?
Instead of a mechanic to avoid the dilemma between searching the whole map, and googling a charm location
if kendrick lamar was in a desert: BUZZZZARDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
“There’s at least 1 more progression item in this area!”
Would be enough for me tbh.
Just narrow down my search
its a toss up yknow. they put the completion checker right before the first final boss of HK instead of after beating it, so on one hand it gives you a chance to go back and find more things and have more fun, but also you may not get an ending for the game until many hours after having access to it. its kinda a neutral scenario
knowing what you missed should be a late game/post game thing like the collector with grubs imo
my completionism would torture me if I knew too early what was left
sorta related question but where do y'all consider the lines of early game | midgame | late game | postgame are in HK
HK is tough cuz there are so many routes, I'd say midgame starts when you get your first non-dash movement upgrade
so for me it was mantis claw
Post game is after you beat the hollow knight that’s all I really know :P
for me midgame starts when you get Mantis Claw, then ends around getting all the dreamers
ye same boat as you
End game feels like when you start getting the dreamers
so lategame for me is actually after beating the Hollow Knight (or having access to it) and White Palace and Queen's Gardens count as lategame areas
early game vengeful spirit-dash-mantis claw- midgame desolate dive-crystal dash-monarch wings- late game first dreamer-2nd dreamer-third dreamer
Hollow knight isn’t really that linear pretty hard to find a definitive answer
Yeah I know
banned
I has a good run
Yeah I know
are you in the hospital
I can’t I’m supposed to be recovering
I’ll be out in a few days tho
I should get one of my mates to bring me some crossword puzzles
Yeah I know I say yeah I know a lot
meh
Aw cat
They’re sour cream and chives
And a lot of salt
Early game is pre mantis claw, and you can increase the size of the midgame by arbitrarily farming geo for no reason. Dnail pre claw type shit.
Midgame is post claw, but I think it’s also pre hornet sentinel/abyss.
ie you enter the lategame approximately around the same time you start snooping around for/with shade dash
It’s also fair to argue that the claw>Cdash>Wings>Shade dash progression line is the progression of the game
So imo you “end” the midgame at either wings or shade dash
Yeah that’s fair
that was my route yeah
Well that’s the skipless route. And it doesn’t include any pathing
You can enter city of tears last out of every area in game
So tbh it’s just a really good map
Are we gonna include skips for early mid late and post games?
Funny cause just last night I played, and beat, Donkey Kong Country for the first time. Only got 42% which I thought was really low. But just some missed collectables and bonus rooms
But yeah, the 2D platformers have it easier for completion-checking as you highlight a level and can see if it's ✅ complete or not yknow
There’s probably hundreds of different paths you could take
hey guys
Hi simo wanna see a picture of a funny dog?
Curly wouldn’t let me ping you about it yesterday
I think of you have a level system you can afford to have specific levels or “worlds” have markers
This is the funny dog
Like if a world is 3 levels+ a boss, and there’s only one bonus room per world - that’s a small enough search area to feel reasonable
VA-11 HALL-A in the feed, life good
yknow what current games dont do enough of, especially shooters - secret levels
I think it’s fair to say late game starts when the crossroads get infected
No
thank you ultrakill and dusk for keeping that tradition alive
That’s 1 dreamer
Oh :(
Ultrakill is probably the best example from what I know
yeah theyre very good fun secret levels that shake up the gameplay
Secret levels are cool
Your first coin/banana/money room is great
I like them
or just have different gameplay
After that it’s kinda whatever
So I guess I’m saying Mario’s (3D ones included) secret levels suck
(Except oddessy)
eviternity 2 has a secret level that puts you on a rapid treadmill where you have to dodge instakill laser grids and make it to the end
in doom
That’s sick
its fucking HARD
doing that in one go
at least the song is a banger
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why so serious
What is this?
A beverage of sorts.
hbo taking off basically all of cartoon network's catalog aside from courage AT and TTG lmao (maybe samurai jack? i haven't checked)
Courage is peak so it doesn't matter
dolm all of cartoon network includes regular show tawog and ed edd n eddy
and steven but no one likes steven
I kinda like Steven
in the lobby. straight up getting mauled by "it" 🪓
Oh shit I didn't know they had so much peak on there
That is fucking tragic

Steven will not be missed though
mfw tax write-offs and avoiding paying royalties
was binging tawog and starting we bare bears when the write-offs hit them both it was very rude of them if you ask me
any network made after 2019 can't stream all they know is write-off, avoid royalties, cut corners & make money
and by "it", haha, well
make money
they ain't even telling us how much they're earning with how much slop they produce for one season and then drop is any of this even profitable
how many low-tier hbo subscriptions did it cost to make the penguin show
or that dune thing
so let me tell you something bout a friend of ours named jimmy 🗣️
courage being one of the only old CN shows left is funny to me because that feels like exactly like the type of thing he'd have to go through
everyone got deleted by a malicious god and he's left alone
Is that episode of Uncle Grandpa still up
no
Sad day
they got him
retail
Nah that's not the right mood
Lemme send the context
Word's gonna be in red cause I'm not certain what to use
I'm so close to cooking I just need to find the salt
remove "the" before robots , put run rampant... maybe\ that fits?
robots rumble
Nah it's like
The robots are forced to work under the city
So I want it to sound like a struggle
there has to be a rhythm to this part of the sentence i think
Yeah
the red word should be two syllables in my opinion but i'm not sufficiently erudite to sus out a workable one
...in which the rich reign and robots slave away for their masters
Racket maybe
thesaurus dot com you can't say that
I love art deco 
scramble or struggle maybe?
there's that rr sound though there's a nasty s in the way
what if you replaced robots for machines
I could but it wouldn't work as well
Since it loses the alliteration with "rich reign" and the machines are humanoid robots
replace rich with mich duh
woah... pretty
reminds me of an Augustinas Raginskis artwork
UPDATE: The game is complete and available for free on itch.io: https://ultra-shenanigans.itch.io/dream-mechanic
There is no end to the innovative attractions at the Robot Fair, they have everything you could possibly imagine. You can take a quick ride in a giant robot, you can buy yourself a mecha pet, you can rent a variety of mechanical exos...
its the space and the colors that reminded me
also i fucking love Raginskis goddamn
Oh fun fact
I just learned this
Toriyama (Dragon Ball) was inspired by the works of Osamu Tezuka
Tezuka did Astro Boy which is well known
But he also did the manga version of Metropolis
ah makes a lotta sense
Which is what the 2001 movie is mainly based on
big finger lmao
it never occured to me that tezuka and ace attorney could have existed at the same time
I wonder if the reason Kenichi gets Tima's heart at the end of Metropolis (2001) has any reference to 1927's quote "the mediator between the brain and the hands must be the heart"
Since Tima fulfills a sort of mediator role, alongside Kenichi
Tezuka is insane
They guy wrote literally hundreds of manga
Guy woke up and decided to write a story that day fr
@high hedge we cook in this bitch
Nooticing
my dad wrote the bible
J. Sus Christ
My uncle wrote the Quran
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Lowkey really tight
Need you
gays
no
147 MINUTES?
wtf i hope i didnt load the whole 147 mins 😭 ?
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🐢 muahahahhaha
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Any big news on silksong?
?sspsa
Reminder: The latest news for both Hollow Knight and Silksong can be found in #hk-announcements.
Check the pinned messages for more information, including a FAQ. 
theres no news there
any big news on why i came from the mountain
I threw my phone out a window while watching this because if I held something that sick any longer it would be another global lockdown
i caught your phone dw
wait then whose phone did I catch
Apparently Blaziken got its mega in XY and not ORAS
Which on the bottom feels most like a Great Knight name
Yo, has silk song been released yet?
Need to trick my friends with trivia
Legarc and tyrea look good
I think the 5 letter ones are def better
Aphis sounding like aphid might trip them up
Like "this sounds familiar it must be right"
tyrea iirc
The question's gonna be "which of the following is NOT one of the Five Great Knights" then on screen it'll have a list
I'll replace like, Dryya or smth
peak
Tyrea would probs do well to replace Dryya
what are the other questions
can you add an aomng us question
NO
why not,,,,
youre so mean,,,,
sucks iirc
@sinful flare we just lost an hour long match that was winnable for the first half hour but then our udyr missed every single fucking smite on drake after his first and then kept selling and changing his items over and over it's so over hope he scrapes the barnacles off his back the next time he showers (never)
LFG
My toof hurt
my friends appendix just burst
it got the grills too
grublls
lazy mods will only add emotes after silksong is released
so they gave themselves another years of no work
Billions must mutiny
just realised grubs have weird lips so i have to make the lip on the LFGrub


this is gonna be on the same level as evolution freakness as that emoji imo
Personally I believe you
LFGRUB
I love the fucked up buck teeth lmao I gotta fix it tho prob
alright that's where I'm gonna leave it for now
👏
I realised the reason the teeth are so big is because I accidentally filled in the back molar teeth in with white too so it became one big tooth 😭
alright time to int ttyl
@unborn dome og og passes are month long 💀 and remixed skins 
hey guys
Howdy
Crybaby
Marvel rivals or Fortnite og permanent on December 6?
Both
make vgf lfg
tilted doesn’t come back until feb
No but permanent og
🔥
Tilted sucks anyway
why you hating on neo tilted
I wonder how good remixed black knight will be
Neo tilted is extra ass
Any location with immortal objects is a -5 at least
Ye
Favorite SMG in the game rn?
The one with the insane barrel
It looks like a micro SMG with 2ft of barrel
Veiled
Wdym red I have wep skins
On the ground untouched I mean
And my friend's main SMG is the Veiled
I use either tbh
The top load one has terrible ads but the other is a lazer
The veiled is indeed a laser
Crazy damage 
The stab is the best part, hitscan is giving us great ttks and DMG again 

Demon shotgun weird dmg ranges tho
Oni shotty?
Yeah I was getting 46-110 headshots
Yeaaahhh
All about mid range
The shottys are mid rn
Only one I care about is the spam one with 14 shells
Takes forever to reload though..
I've been dropping them when I see a sword tbh, it's slower than the kinetic but pretty strong
Me and my friend only use the sword for mobility
Also the Boons are... Okay
The best one I've used is Wind
Voidboon is insane
Yeahhh

Especially for me
I'm aggressive but my friend isn't
I soloed into squads and took out a whole town by just getting a new ping every 5 sec
Fire seems to not be working tbh so wind
Void > water > wind > fire (feels bugged)
You like the Water Boon?
It heals to 175 just being in water
And this map has a lot of puddles and shit that count
Is this Hades 3
Close enough welcome back Zagreus
Sadly zagreus did not show up in the Greek chapter that we just had end
I wouldn't go out of my way to get The Water Boon
He'll be in the next one I promise
My main strat back in the day used to be hiding and when I need to I still do it so being able to heal just by being in water is top tier
what even game is this
Fortnite

hades HD
Nobody would call it water boon anyways they'd just say "Poseidon" as is proper

zagreus unlocks a secret smg in game
Hades does have guns though
The Greek chapter ended a few months ago
it does
Shield good
zeus shield on top
yeah
Yeah I mained that
Can't believe they missed the opportunity to give kratos more PTSD

i wish the shield aspects were better
Which AR is your Main?
Good thing it has Zeus cause it is better
zeus is like
either it hits for big damage or it misses completely
how are you going to use it in big open room
TRUE
Misses completely cause you aimed it wrong I'd say 
I usually ran towards an enemy and dropped it on them or used it off to the side for crowd control
but ok it is the best aspect i agree
the hidden sucks balls
shield of chaos is very mid
fists ftw
this one at least does decent damage
chaos is only good upgraded
Fists in 2 are real shit
even then its weird to use
Who wins; Zagreus vs Kratos
Either are fine tbh, the red dot sight one is weird tho
endgame thor
I don't think Zekrom stands a chance against Kratos
There's a red dot AR? 
Kratos, if I am informed correctly, is the god of war
Ares is also the god of war but I beat his Trial of the Gods in Hades 1 so I think Zagreus wins
Banded Zekrom might
Ohhh you mean the Box scope AR
That's my main AR
If you somehow manage to miss (dunno how its aoe is huge) you can just recall it
And even lead it around while it returns
oh i like to do this
its very funny to see enemy chasing after the shield
🧠 yeah, they both tap fire pretty good and the-sided one can laser pretty good too let's go to suck when they Nerf everything in a few days
The Fury would be my main if it had at least a red dot scope
Since it shoots harder when ADSing
Sighted* I wonder what else they'll add there's not a lot rn
Void def
The tracking on fire is kind of whack
One of the best Mobility
Not in a good way wack
I've barely used fire 
Oh by the way it has a weird time limit on it and also a 180 m range limit I tested with the train
But being able to set a TP and escape mid-fight or sneak up on somebody that chased you down is crazy I'm so glad we finally got teleporting
Same as my discord, but I have friend requests turned off 
Sadge
Took me all literally all day with my buddy to get a win today. Three times I got all the boss powers and still didn't get to win until 10:00 p.m.
It took only 4-6 games for me and my friend to win
The huge guy gives busted powers but only the island version of him, the roaming version drops one gun at a time and it's not worth because he's a bullet sponge
We never used medallions 
It's crazy how these bosses are practically souls bosses they have freaking phases
Cringe, medallions are insane. The big guy gives infinite Sprint and invisible sprinting and his sword has insane and durability
The puppet demon gives infinite ammo and that's about it but they all drop upgraded versions of masks and swords with like 50 teleports on avoid mask etc
Okay fuck you how
XD
I managed to get about 30 kills today with just my car but none of those kills got me a game win
We tried to use fishing loot only but we could never find fishing rods 
We used swords for mobility though
That's it
So we basically just used pickaxes only 
Swords eating durability by running is kind of ass though
Yeah
Doing challenges in FN is fun asf
even then its weird to use
Just use it for mobility
Oh another thing, the sword has crazy physics on the dash attack. I won my game today by knocking a guy who is hiding behind a cyber truck out into the storm and then the Cyber truck landed on him
Wait this is Fortnite?
Never used that attack
I think I'm going to turn the Cyber truck kill into a gif tbh
Got to remember to do that shit tomorrow it's almost midnight
It's 9:35 PM so yeah
It's 11:30 in correct time zone
True...
I was going to act surprised that baymax is in the game but at this point I don't think Fortnite can surprise me anymore simply because of how all-encompassing it already is

And Demon Slayer is coming right?
Well
Allegedly, demon Slayer would seem pretty obvious but it's actually the only one they haven't seen in the files yet
The craziest skin I remember was a walking banana
Peely?
There's like 30 versions of that damn banana now
I think so
He's a variant of the main character sort of
I wish I was joking
I just thought it was cool that the skin changed over time...
Yeah a version of jonesy walked into a rift butterfly holding a banana and became peely
So jonesy and Peely being best friends is because peely is kind of the same guy
Oh yeah
Fortnite lore going hard
mossbag needs to get on this asap
Idk FN lore 
Jonesy having a bunch of variants is because he worked for the guys that corrected things on the island back when they had control of it, the banana having a ton of variants is because fortnite turned him into a lame mascot that they can't get rid of
Banana = ...Money?!
We gotta make more of Banana!
Each time they sent jonesy in to fix something it created a new copy of him, that's how the island works
How the banana became a milkshake a robot a steel banana a zombie a gladiator etc etc we will never know. And also a wolverine variant...
I lied we know how he became a milkshake, he became emergency food
Yeah
That much ik 
Even crazier from that same scene is jonesy going crazy and forgetting that he actually knows things about the island so that he then turns that into caveman paintings that he thinks are prophetic but it's actually just his insider information leaking out
because at the time we didn't know he worked for the bad guys
Bunker Jonesy
Insane Jonesy
Yeah
Both true
It seems that more than one jonesy went bananas then
GYET OUT
Yeah there's castaway jonesy too oh God damn it you made a pun

I'm going to ban you now
Oh my-
Forever
If I could really ban for puns they would be permanent
Two weeks would be a very tasteful amount of Bannage
Bananage?
You cannot silence the art of the gods
Yes that could work
Yes...
Fist pumps
i fw with like 2 banana skins and thats it
Need a jacket with puffy sleeves like this
Just cut arm holes into a bean bag
It's just legs
Stomach
??
Have you ever been to a beach
She was in BW
Who wears a puffy jacket to a beach-
Ah 
She's not at the beach I'm just saying
But beach-
You seem uncomfortable seeing normal areas of skin
But it's a female
Ok?
Ion wanna be a shmervert
Sister that's not inappropriate those are normal areas to show skin
Some simply do not appreciate art
We should ban those who dont like puns
I agree!
I-I love puns I SWEAR!
AGH-
Fades away
Make two now to prove it 
kill them
WAIT NO PLEASE
So dawns the final reckoning of the pun prosaics
Starts running
We shall laugh unto your grave
hey guys
Seems like you're in a
grave situation!
Hello Andy
Andy 

FLIP I SHOULDA THOUGHT OF THAT ONE
beware of his foul tricks
What foul tricks? He just seems like a little guy
Need myself a white jacket with big puffy pastel sleeves
Me go eep
inconvenient to have
Don't
me U Name
that probably exists, idk if itll look like the gym trainer tho







