sk-discussion

[quartz cave]

Well duh thats what you think but thats because they havent leaked that a movie is in production

[harsh yarrow]

god its shitty

why does this movie exist again?

[quartz cave]

They will soon they will 🙏

[marsh ibex]

That’s hot

[wheat sail]

SwagKirb

[shell yacht]

BOTW movie leaks are next

[marsh ibex]

Thaaaaat’s hot

[quiet knot]

So we back In the Mines

[flat remnant]

is this rehtorical it's to make money

[quiet knot]

So Steve is actually a miner?

[quartz cave]

Wasnt there anything over 144p 😭

[quiet knot]

Thats crazy

[ripe cliff]

no way they actually included a c418 motif

[flat remnant]

probably tomorrow

there was also a skeleton and zombie leak uh

[quartz cave]

I have seen this bestie you got literally the lowest resolution ever

[spare fractal]

I dunno what I was thinking when I typed this but I'm just gonna say that I stand by my statement

[quartz cave]

Visuals wise it looks pretty okay imo

[quartz cave]

What 😭

I did NOT remember those two

[quiet knot]

https://tenor.com/view/bone-gif-9583965047034155743

[flat remnant]

this will be minecraft in real life

[fiery burrow]

Jack black drowning a chicken in lava for no reason is so peak

[quiet knot]

Hes trying to get cooked chicken

its a good reason

[quartz cave]

Shit characterize them as minecraft this looks like a 1440p HD ULTRA 4K RESOLUTION texture pack you buy off a shady website for 3.99

[flat remnant]

such a mind-boggling art direction

[quiet knot]

This shit the texture pack for Herobrine's mansion

[flat remnant]

it will make 500 million dollars

[fiery burrow]

the skeleton lowkey goes hard

[ripe cliff]

it really does

might save that for pfp material later

[opaque sigil]

the skeleton is hilarious

[shell yacht]

why arent the zombies just jack black in facepaint

[marsh ibex]

It would be so awesome

[flat remnant]

genuine answer in the movie steve is a human isekai'd to minecraft land

he's not a set in stone part of that world like in the game

[shell yacht]

disgusting

[ripe cliff]

minecraft itself's art direction is kinda all over the place too, so perhaps this was destiny

[quiet knot]

I cant wait for film theory to make a theory about it connecting to the game

[quartz cave]

BREAKING NEWS
A Minecraft Movie reportedly is looking at estimates of 9,000,000 emeralds at box office ‼️

Source: @ DiscussFilm

[quiet knot]

9 MILLION EMERALDS!!!

Chaos emeralds

[flat remnant]

thank you disgusting film that's so cool

[quartz cave]

Chat can i get five bucks the ice cream trucks at my house

[fiery burrow]

if you order pistachio ice cream sure

[quiet knot]

Find some under your couch

[quartz cave]

He says he wont leave until i pay up he rammed my wall to get in

[quiet knot]

also...

5 bucks

for ice cream?

You better be getting 2 scoops for that amount of money

[quartz cave]

I know pretty low demands considering hes in my house

[spare fractal]

Film/Game theory: Steve is gonna turn into Super Steve and figh Perfect Herobrine at the end of the movie.

[grand ferry]

5 rupees

[quiet knot]

Minecraft movie if it was made by Marvel

[lament lotus]

5 bucks for an ice cream is criminal

[wheat sail]

I... am ice cream

[flat remnant]

nightmare blunt rotation

[grand ferry]

average uhc trap

[quiet knot]

Fucked up contraption

Did he put iron trapdoors above the slabs

what even is the purpose of taht

[ripe cliff]

rotisserie

[quiet knot]

Square chicken

[cobalt surge]

hi chat

[marsh ibex]

You better get me the shitty sonic ice cream

[versed pollen]

This is like one of this shitty mobile games where you have to figure out the exit

[marsh ibex]

💵 dollar: dollar: dollar: dollar:

lol

[cobalt surge]

that is so true

[twin wedge]

life if silksong

[quartz cave]

Deal

Its missing an eye but it should do

[marsh ibex]

Even better

[quartz cave]

Its also red for some reason but thats just flavoring

[charred surge]

Is this actually in the movie

[flat remnant]

seemingly so

[grand ferry]

its like those mobile game ads fr

[charred surge]

Ok, here’s a hot take, some of the models they’re making for the movie aren’t that bad; ofc a lot of it is still uncanny and just based on images alone I’m doubtful if it’ll be good, but I actually find some of the things like the piglins kinda interesting

[spare fractal]

I'm gonna go to sleep now

[shell yacht]

they did not put a fucking auto chicken roaster..

[charred surge]

But regardless of how things look, I’m not sure minecraft, a sandbox game without a set plot, CAN be made into a movie

[spare fractal]

I'm done working on high school projects and I do NOT want to stay awake til 1am like last night

Good night everyone

[harsh yarrow]

eh, it can, Story Mode kinda proves that you can use Minecraft as a medium to tell your own story

How good the story is uhhm

debatable

[flat remnant]

i like the approach that story mode has where it's a story set in that world without being a definitive plot that every other thing ties back to

the execution of it is another thing but i think in concept it's better than the movie

[harsh yarrow]

It looks like they just plan on using story beats from Minecraft Legends or Dungeons

[spare fractal]

I definitely agree, the execution of it is definitely a commonly discussed point that people have a bunch of different opinions on, but the concept itself is better than the minecraft movie

anyways byeeeeee

[charred surge]

Yeah, I think you can definitely make a myriad of conceptually compelling stories set in mc, I just think trying to make some sort of “definitive” or “main” story is gonna be challenging because of mc’s very nature

[shell yacht]

shitty hollywood isekai is not it

[charred surge]

Can’t wait for Steve “Mine” Craft to fight Hero Brine in Real Life New York City

[flat remnant]

slaying the ender dragon as an end goal sound like a good story beat on paper but when you think about it it's not like the main thing that all minecraft playthroughs lead up to

[weary tapir]

this means absolutely nothing

[spare fractal]

the ender dragon was always just kinda there

like, it's the proper ending of minecraft, but the game doesn't really lead up to it storywise

[fiery burrow]

See this is the issue with minecraft: No clear objectives and no story

[flat remnant]

that's. what i said

[fiery burrow]

The player is just kinda... there. With nothing to do

[opal olive]

hi

[flat remnant]

they should add a tutorial character that holds your hand every step of the way

yellow paint

[charred surge]

Navi Minecraft 🔥

[fiery burrow]

I love Navi

All zelda companions are kinda goated

[spare fractal]

they should do what the stanley parable did and add a yellow line that just guides you through the core progression of linecraft while epic pirate music plays

[fiery burrow]

I think her intrusiveness is pretty overstated

[charred surge]

Honestly I think she’s underrated too but after y’know how oot works and replay it you can kinda see where the reputation comes from lol

[spare fractal]

stanley parable predicted yellow paint I just realized that

[opal olive]

Stanley Parable is just that goated

[gray parcel]

Yk what else is goated

Spore

[opal olive]

Create horrors

[flat remnant]

Yk what else is sported

goat

[charred surge]

🗨️

[opal olive]

Moldy Mario

[gray parcel]

What is this

[charred surge]

Moldy Mario

[opal olive]

I got it right

[trim estuary]

For eel

[gray parcel]

Nooo like the cool evolution game

[fiery burrow]

the problem with spore is I want more spore 😔

Second stage is really fun

[twin wedge]

Imagine a world where

Silksong dropped

[carmine island]

Aww

[hard urchin]

The term “Silksong fan” is so silly

How are you a fan of Silksong?

It’s not even released

[quiet knot]

wowie

[trim estuary]

I’m a fan of waiting and watching

[quiet knot]

that cats tail is curved

[trim estuary]

I think I’ll be a fan of you next

[quiet knot]

The proper term should be fan of waiting for Silksong

[lilac gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/robozz-electro-man-electro-gif-14636392030153133537

[harsh yarrow]

Because hype

[lilac gyro]

waiting your days to be counted

[harsh yarrow]

Silksong looks cool, plus Im a fan of Hollow Knight, thefore I = Fan of Silksong

[outer nacelle]

I have a theory for silk song, in 2030 it will be announced to release in a year but this time by PlayStation, and than by a 2012 leap pad in 2040. After this it will finally release in 2075 on the but no one will play it since the marketing will be horrible, you can only play it on a pc with a PlayStation account with an ea subscription with a Ubisoft login so it will never be played, also at this point the ps 14 will be out but they will only allow it to be played with a ps login on a ps 12

[flat remnant]

i have a theory for silksong and that is the game is delicious and i will burp and rub my belly when i eat it

[gray parcel]

im not

im actually a hater

[fiery burrow]

I have a Silksong theory

[opal olive]

Ew

[fiery burrow]

In the E3 demo, Lace is seen using her pin-blade to guide numerous bugs, in a manner much similar to how a conductor guides a musical assemble. These flying bugs share a striking resemblance to the ones found in Silksong's opening cutscene, where a flying white bug flies down and deactivates the seal holding Hornet captive, allowing her to escape. This suggests that Lace may have known about the Citadel capturing Hornet beforehand and stationed herself near the bridge to the citadel, waiting in ambush to free Hornet.

[serene chasm]

wait. Thats an actual theory

[opaque sigil]

yeah

[ripe cliff]

Yeah I think it was Lace too

[opaque sigil]

cut em off then wait in deep docks for hornet to go through the point she has to

[ripe cliff]

My only Silksong theory is the evil caravan, I have a deep and terrible feeling about them

[fiery coral]

Why wouldn't she just release and then meet her on the bridge

Or meet her where she fell

[warped rock]

ahhhhhhhhhhh!!

silksongg discussion in silksong discussion

[outer nacelle]

I guess you could say this really was our silk song

[ripe cliff]

Something went wrong, and the drop was too far down?

[serene chasm]

It should also be mentioned that its very possible that nothing in the demo is going to be in the full game (or at least how it is portrayed in the demo)

[ripe cliff]

I doubt Lace could've known exactly what would happen after setting Hornet free

[leaden delta]

lesbian plotline

[marsh ibex]

She’s psychotic

Just like my ex wife

[fiery coral]

Oh right, could be very different in the final game anyways

After Shadow of the Erdtree I can no longer trust trailers posted even a couple months before release

[carmine island]

Everyone then laughed and applauded

[serene chasm]

Does Shadow of the Erdtree have no Erdtrees or shadows?

[fiery coral]

It has no Erdtree

[opaque sigil]

bridge exploded and by the time she reached mg hornet could've already left

[high hedge]

:(

[opaque sigil]

better to just wait if you know she has to go past a certain spot

[carmine island]

I’m gonna cut it down and make a Erdcoffeetable

[fiery coral]

Jokes apart one of the trailers shows Miquella doing...something, casting a spell or whatever, on the Scadutree, and that just literally never happens, the massive black tree dominating the landscape is never plot-relevant

[serene chasm]

but that would destroy the erdecosystem

[carmine island]

Don’t care

[serene chasm]

I should try to beat Elden Ring

[fiery coral]

The entire first chunk of the story trailer is never mentioned or hinted at either

[fiery coral]

How far have you gotten

[trim estuary]

No this is the scaducosystem

[serene chasm]

||Forgot the name of the boss, but the big beast guy||

[fiery coral]

Clergyman?

[carmine island]

Holy shit more material for another coffee table

[trim estuary]

How big are your coffee tables

Why is your name “Hamster traumatizer”

[outer nacelle]

That’s like trying to describe a specific location by saying it has trees

[void moat]

my sweet summer child

[serene chasm]

||Makiketh||

[trim estuary]

WOOO SILKSONG NEWS LEAK

[warped rock]

silksong news this december

[fiery coral]

Yep

[carmine island]

I was taught never to waste materials

[outer nacelle]

A friend changed his nickname to traumatized hamster for some reason and I just haven’t changed it

[fiery coral]

Okay, you're not far from finishing the main plot

The mandatory stuff, I mean

[serene chasm]

No. But it took me so long to beat Malenia, that I just didnt have it in me to keep going

[outer nacelle]

The answer is and will always be it may or may not release at some point maybe

[fiery coral]

Ahh very fair

Malenia was

[outer nacelle]

Have fun with the dlc if you decide to do that, the dlc makes melania look like first phase rennala

[fiery coral]

But you're done with the hardest boss by far at least

[outer nacelle]

In the main game

[serene chasm]

Probably will never touch the DLC

[fiery coral]

I'd say there's really only one or two bosses that are harder than Malenia 🥴

[outer nacelle]

I would say messmer for all the right reasons, bayle depending on play style and how you see it, and the final dlc boss for all the wrong reasons

[fiery coral]

Unfortunate, it's really good

Quite big for a DLC

[serene chasm]

It will take me a few years to get to it.

[fiery coral]

🎵
We don't talk about ||PCR||, no no no

[cunning geode]

Polymerase Chain Reaction?

[fiery coral]

Messmer I got through in a few attempts because of the questline summon

[serene chasm]

Do want to work on getting through DS2, but man that is going to be a chore

[fiery coral]

Haven't given the DLC another playthrough to beat him solo

[fiery coral]

I wish

[outer nacelle]

I would say that melania is harder that rellana but rellanas move set is harder that melania’s in general

[cunning geode]

still havent played elden ring dlc

[outer nacelle]

If it wasn’t for 2 of melanias attacks rellana would take it

[carmine island]

Hard boss fights aren’t fun

[fiery coral]

Yeah Waterfowl Dance alone ramps up the difficulty so much

[carmine island]

Ones that are challenging are better

Hard for the sake of being hard just isn’t interesting at least for me

[outer nacelle]

I might just think that because I killed rellana with magic damage 💀

[fiery coral]

...That might be a factor, yes

[olive bobcat]

https://x.com/junebugparadise/status/1858560269934326012?s=46&t=1oDjmwFQwp6pVr3jPa-X9A

juniper ★~(◡﹏◕✿) (@junebugparadise) on X

i actually do want them to make a modern persona game set in college so that every time you try to go to the dungeon you have to plan it days in advance so your party members can check their schedules and every time half of them just can’t go unless it’s a weekend

Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 5:17 PM

[outer nacelle]

Wasn’t the smartest move on my part

[olive bobcat]

https://x.com/dodaddict/status/1858575202286006722?s=46&t=1oDjmwFQwp6pVr3jPa-X9A

pompeii baby (@dodaddict) on X

@junebugparadise that one social link who got class at 9 pm 🫤🫤🫤

Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 6:17 PM

[fiery coral]

That's what Malenia's fight seemed like to me, yeah

[carmine island]

Lol

[olive bobcat]

Just got out of class at 9 PM so this is certified factual

[outer nacelle]

By the lord of frenzied flame I gave up on magic and used rivers of spam

[fiery coral]

Is he resistant to magic too?

[carmine island]

Like the ham?

[fiery coral]

I've no idea since I have one single approach to all FromSoft fights, R1 spam with basic swords

[outer nacelle]

Idk but I know I hit it with moonvile and it did barley anything

[outer nacelle]

Sure, why not

[fiery coral]

Which changed only in this particular DLC to mostly focusing on Milady's weapon art

[cunning geode]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/849813513816113182/1064605044302954536/Final_Doomer_Weapons_Preview.gif

[fiery coral]

Wombat this is the 5th time you've shown Archvile in class this week

[harsh yarrow]

only 14 hours ago?

This video should've been made back in 2023 smh

[carmine island]

God I hate that guy

[harsh yarrow]

Oh yeah, I finally put the skirt improvments on my other dress versions
Now its just making the moth antennas change for each

Though the brown works

[cunning geode]

i love them all

[quiet knot]

Minecraft

[carmine island]

Still got PAVSD from when I played doom…

[quiet knot]

what mod is this

[harsh yarrow]

Figura

[carmine island]

(Post Arch-Vile Stress Disorder)

[harsh yarrow]

Its a moth dress that I decided to make a bunch of Hollow Knight themed dresses for

[quartz cave]

I feel like we dont appreciate radium enough

Or any of the elements really

Except gold

Chocolate should be an element

[quartz cave]

What in the 2010s

[harsh yarrow]

I had fun ;3

There was a version that I was testing with sound, but that never worked quite right

[cunning geode]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/876174587711356963/1163574687683588106/Arch-Vile_Merry_Go_Round.gif?ex=6540125f&is=652d9d5f&hm=89fd2679a644953d61e18030bcf40bf4704966cba5035487dd6a49ca4388b040&

[quartz cave]

Can you make an amongus

[harsh yarrow]

Theres already plenty of those

[quartz cave]

DO IT

[harsh yarrow]

no need to

the server I play on for the mods community/avatar testing already has an amongus cult

in an ikea

[carmine island]

Amougus minecraft player model commissions in bio

[quartz cave]

Commissioning

[quartz cave]

Make a new one

[harsh yarrow]

no

[quartz cave]

Blocked

[harsh yarrow]

Heres the main moth dress

and theres this, dreamsheild

[flat remnant]

how can you use this item it's not useless

[opal olive]

Dream shield is good

used it for quite a bit

[weary tapir]

I played so much balatro everything around me is all swirly

aaaaa

This games awesome

I see why it got nominated for GOTY

It’s not my personal one but it’s damn good

[wheat sail]

yeah its good but its no erdtree

[weary tapir]

Is this the best tweet of all time

[harsh yarrow]

lol

Sadly cute moth dress doesnt provent me becoming a pincushion

[silver oak]

Librarian follower 🫵

[weary tapir]

That’s me

[wheat sail]

You follow the Egg

[lilac gyro]

chat

pleasd

wake up

[coral prawn]

No

[lilac gyro]

why

[serene chasm]

shh, chat is eeping

[coral prawn]

You can have this

[lilac gyro]

man

i havent play splat in a while

[coral prawn]

I have beem trying to get back in S but getting 3 chargers isn't helping

[lilac gyro]

wanna team up

i play roller

[coral prawn]

I am not home😔

[lilac gyro]

im gonna sleep in like 2 hourse

[full ledge]

Wanna team up

I don’t play

[lilac gyro]

[coral prawn]

Gladly

[full ledge]

What do I do about stitches that skin grew over

[lilac gyro]

eat it

[full ledge]

How it’s under my skin

[lilac gyro]

eat ur skin too

[serene chasm]

see a doctor

[lilac gyro]

no

eating it

gives you more nutrition

[full ledge]

Any doctors in chat

[lilac gyro]

if you take it to the doctor

[lilac gyro]

me

i have super PhD

[full ledge]

@bold grove you have a phd what do I do

[lilac gyro]

i literally said

[lilac gyro]

guys

i have super PhD

PhD that qualifies for everything

[charred maple]

I have super duper PhD

[lilac gyro]

noooooooo

[harsh yarrow]

yes ;3

[lilac gyro]

im still trying to get

[harsh yarrow]

I love figura, very fun mod

[lilac gyro]

thats a mod?

with super PhD i can be google

[harsh yarrow]

the custom player model is

[lilac gyro]

oh

[charred maple]

With super duper PhD I can be anything

[lilac gyro]

even my dad?

[charred maple]

No sadly

[lilac gyro]

liar

[full ledge]

Chat kind of bald rn

[harsh yarrow]

The trash bin is just from the Figura Plaza server, its just for testing custom player models and hanging out

[lilac gyro]

only i can become my dad

[lilac gyro]

how bald

[serene chasm]

👨‍🦲

[lilac gyro]

no

only

[opaque sigil]

there are types of stitches where that's fine

[lilac gyro]

bald1 or bald 2

[full ledge]

It’s not that type

[lilac gyro]

aka edible stitches

[opaque sigil]

then you should probably see a doctor

[harsh yarrow]

yeah stich is edible

idk if he'd like you eating him

[lilac gyro]

the doctor gets mad

because

he wants to eat them

when you eat it in front of them they get very mad

[opaque sigil]

I imagine you already have a removal appointment though

[lilac gyro]

its called dinner

[inland ravine]

a

[full ledge]

Nope

[quiet knot]

where she belongs

[lilac gyro]

hi gwnj

[inland ravine]

hello troll

[lilac gyro]

what is up

[full ledge]

I messaged my doctor though(he wasn’t the one I got stitches by)

[harsh yarrow]

why mean

[full ledge]

B

[quiet knot]

you put her in there first

dont blame me

[inland ravine]

well wbu

[lilac gyro]

i asked you first

[harsh yarrow]

I am though

[quiet knot]

well stop it

its causing me anxiety

[inland ravine]

but i said i'm well

then i ask what about you

[quiet knot]

missing coma

[lilac gyro]

oh i thought you meant like wellll, what about you

[full ledge]

What’s up != how are you doing

[inland ravine]

ohh

[inland ravine]

yis

[full ledge]

Well is not an answer for it smh

[lilac gyro]

im going to need women

[inland ravine]

[lilac gyro]

we are doing fine tho

[quiet knot]

same

[inland ravine]

you need women?

[quiet knot]

also what

[lilac gyro]

bro agreed then questioned

[inland ravine]

PFFT

[lilac gyro]

[quiet knot]

the heterosexual struggle

[full ledge]

Didn’t write the rules I just enforce them

[lilac gyro]

exactly

[inland ravine]

aw

[full ledge]

Kind of like you

As a mod

[olive bobcat]

Banned for minimodding

[quiet knot]

Gwnj, ban them

[lilac gyro]

if (yisrael.exist = true){yisrael == not law enforcer}

[full ledge]

If minimodding isn’t allowed how is Sof…
Um nvm

[olive bobcat]

Sof's been gone for ages

[lilac gyro]

there you go

what happend

[full ledge]

This makes no sense

[full ledge]

It was a joke

[lilac gyro]

if you exist, you no longer enforce the law

[full ledge]

I know what you’re saying

The code makes no sense

[lilac gyro]

ok bro

i forgot how to program

shh

[wheat sail]

Shameful display

[lilac gyro]

how to eat someone

[full ledge]

There’s probably a wikihow for it

[wheat sail]

cut them into smaller pieces with a butcher's knife

[lilac gyro]

i dont know who this guy is

[olive bobcat]

Jimbo from Mouthwashing

[lilac gyro]

ok

but

he eats peple?

[olive bobcat]

No but he does things involving cannibalism

[lilac gyro]

lie

[quiet knot]

play mouthwashing

Or watch a playthrough

[olive bobcat]

Fantastic gets it

[lilac gyro]

i dont knoe how to mouthwash

[olive bobcat]

He's got a leg up on you

[inland ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/anya-mouthwashing-anya-mouthwashing-party-dance-gif-2998008565722638554

[quiet knot]

Har har I get it

[carmine island]

@olive bobcat

[lilac gyro]

i got a fantastic meal made of human above him

[olive bobcat]

Fartastic look at the vid I sent in epicland

[lilac gyro]

fantashit

[quiet knot]

ive seen it

so epic

[wheat sail]

what do you call a vegan that eats human meat

[lilac gyro]

not vegan

[quiet knot]

a cannibal

[coral prawn]

I don't remember that

[wheat sail]

a hugan

heh ha

[quiet knot]

har har har

[carmine island]

Maikos social link is so sad

[coral prawn]

Very

[carmine island]

To be fair they’re all kinda sad tho

[lilac gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-freddy-fazbear-fnaf-surprise-bear-gif-10797545912537514262

[quiet knot]

Sad anime game my favorite genre

[coral prawn]

Limbus company

Or Any project moon game

[lilac gyro]

what do you call me donating half a kidney

[opal olive]

A donor

[lilac gyro]

no

[coral prawn]

Rich

[lilac gyro]

donating a kid to the orphanage

[deep laurel]

https://prnt.sc/3xi_vCaPq8-3

[lilac gyro]

thats

insane

wtf

after like 10 years'

[opal olive]

but you did donate, that makes you a donor

[carmine island]

Who tf is mega Satan?

[opal olive]

Me

I am him

[lilac gyro]

a kid

[carmine island]

The logic checks out

[coral prawn]

A the binding of isaac boss

[lilac gyro]

santa but he ate a mario mushroom

[carmine island]

Oh cool

[carmine island]

No more jolliness now…

[lilac gyro]

evil santa be like

i have a naughty and rice list

[carmine island]

“I love delivering presents to adults >:)”

[lilac gyro]

i send naughty people to hell and nice people to rice

[opal olive]

adult presents be like: mortgage paid off

[lilac gyro]

i DONT like eating cookies with milk, its actually very unhealthy

[carmine island]

That would be awesome

No more mortgage

[lilac gyro]

college debt relieved

[opal olive]

truee

[wheat sail]

finally no need to go to ???

[lilac gyro]

and coal is actually

[opal olive]

coal for the steam engine

[lilac gyro]

which is bad because global warming

[coral prawn]

That wouldn't be steam then🙄

[quiet knot]

that doesnt exist

[lilac gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-gif-22013328

steam machine

[opal olive]

Pretty sure it does lol

[quiet knot]

those are government lies

[coral prawn]

Proof?

[lilac gyro]

[smoky nebula]

Have you tried just turning off the sun

[lilac gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-max-tom-hardy-max-rockatansky-thats-bait-bait-gif-4987723

[lilac gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/ed-edd-and-eddy-eats-gif-22160112

it takes a week for it to recover smh

[opal olive]

Its hot outside

[coral prawn]

No it isn't

Its 1°c

And was 4- when I woke uo

[wheat sail]

thats hot

[coral prawn]

Kirb no

[lilac gyro]

your not hot guys shut up

[opal olive]

Uhh thats your fault for living in a cold place

[lilac gyro]

guys

what if

overpopulation overpopulated the hot people so now its so hot the earth is heating up

[coral prawn]

I didn't chose to live here

[lilac gyro]

[opal olive]

You didnt get a spawn selection screen when you started life?

[lilac gyro]

no

[coral prawn]

No!

[serene chasm]

Thats only for new game +

[opal olive]

Unlucky

[coral prawn]

Its all RNG

[lilac gyro]

i think i chose hardest difficulty

[opal olive]

What area are you in

[olive bobcat]

Happy Chaos just like me fr

[opal olive]

Bro spawned in blighttown

[lilac gyro]

undiscovered tribe

[full rune]

my favorite guitarist has done a track for arcane, that means he is mainstream, do i have to stop listening to the band now?

[full ledge]

Yes

[full rune]

damn

[full ledge]

Sorry that’s just how it works

[full rune]

i was really enjoying them too

[lament lotus]

im afraid people will know who youre talking about now when you reccomend them the artist

[ripe cliff]

nah you're an OG
you listened before they were "cool" so now you get to flex

[full rune]

honestly a lot of the comments on the video call it "doom metal" so they dont know who periphery is lmao

[weary tapir]

glorius evolution

Can you tell what the gimmick of the deck was

(Everything turned into a diamond)

[broken tartan]

Move out iirc

[stable sparrow]

Gn ss didcussion

Discussion*

[wheat sail]

Beautiful like diamonds in the sky

[weary tapir]

Funniest win I’ve ever gotten

Spammed Jupiters

For flushes

It carried me all the way to the 7 milli mark

[broken tartan]

Jupiter? Flush? TBOI mentioned?

[weary tapir]

Every game I play ends up bringing me back to tarot cards

No matter what I do

What I play

[wheat sail]

💩

[wheat sail]

eventually youll get an insane combo and have high exponent points

[weary tapir]

I can’t get past 7 milli yet

[broken tartan]

100/10 ragebait

[wheat sail]

isaac had no influence on the indie industry

edmund copied celeste to make meat boy

[broken tartan]

[wheat sail]

btw smb forever sux

[broken tartan]

That's it, im telling reddit

[wheat sail]

dont even think reddit likes it

the autorunner one

[weary tapir]

chills…

[grand ferry]

do u play mystery dungeon

[weary tapir]

Good games mostly

[wheat sail]

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rjfnsu/i_never_liked_looking_in_the_mirror/ Reddit reference!

[broken tartan]

do u play underground indie games

[fiery coral]

was was me of

[wheat sail]

i played explorers of darkness a long time ago

but i was a little kid and gave up on it

[weary tapir]

If u want an underground mystery dungeon game

[broken tartan]

Scariest two sentence horror reddit post:

[weary tapir]

Fuck!

[grand ferry]

i am replaying now and i just realise there are so much stuff i missed

[broken tartan]

IP grabber, nice try.

[grand ferry]

like the gummi drink mixer

[grand ferry]

or the item recycler

[weary tapir]

Here’s one most people don’t know exists

At all

[broken tartan]

Ew nintendo

[grand ferry]

orbs are very useful for monster houses as well

[weary tapir]

But I know

I never forget

[grand ferry]

also croagunk exclusive item trading shop

[weary tapir]

I love two sentence horror

It’s such a dumb concept

[charred maple]

It doesn't even rhyme

[broken tartan]

Nah it does

[wheat sail]

o rhymes with o

[weary tapir]

That’s the scary part

[wheat sail]

dont spoil it im gonna play it!

[wheat sail]

dont sort r/ShowerThoughts by new

[weary tapir]

I gotta now

Hang on wait this one’s fucking crazy

What the fuck

[charred maple]

Wtf is reddit?

[wheat sail]

shower thought 🤔

[weary tapir]

It makes sense

IT MAKES SENSE

[wheat sail]

reddit is the best website in the world for posts from different communities

[weary tapir]

Oh wow some people are stupid

No??? 😭

[bold grove]

You let them win - a super PhD cannot be beaten so simply

[grand ferry]

no

chatot dies at the end

[weary tapir]

Diglett is arrested for terrorist acts and war crimes

[wheat sail]

whats a chatot

oh that bird you can record your voice on

[grand ferry]

piece of shit that takes 90% of your earnings and embezzles it

[weary tapir]

A Pokémon that was banned from competitive bc gamers liked saying bad words

[wheat sail]

Go chatot!

"FUCK"

[weary tapir]

You’d look at the list of banned mons and it’d be like

Event mons

Certain busted ones

Chatot

[wheat sail]

because nintendo added the feature themselves

🥱

[weary tapir]

What was supposed to be a funny cute feature quickly turned into a racist playground

[wheat sail]

😌

they gotta bring back the pokeball conffetti that you can spell words with though

[weary tapir]

If you give players a way to communicate via text or voice they’ll find a way to be racist

The same way any game with a build feature will find a way to make 9/11

[wheat sail]

its human nature sorry

[weary tapir]

Every time

Within days

My first footage of Lego Fortnite I ever saw was Lego Fortnite 9/11

What a strange reaction

[wheat sail]

gamers will gamering

[grand ferry]

have u ever been on a 2fort alltalk server

[weary tapir]

No

I have been in a gmod cinema server before though

Made fun of a guy who sucked at mini golf for like an hour and then we watched an entire video documentary together

[wheat sail]

anyone watch the half life 2 documentary valve released

[weary tapir]

It’s funny bc they showed off a glitch that still has yet to be fixed to this day and they’re talking about fixing it in the documentary

[wheat sail]

they brought back the hl2 team together

hl3 incoming

[weary tapir]

Oh that’s a promising looking like to reply ratio

[wheat sail]

damn they cooked

[quiet knot]

Ratioed beyond belief

And yeah

I hope their company gets arsoned

[wheat sail]

Arsene?

disturbing the peace

[quiet knot]

Nah

Its making the world a better place

[wheat sail]

the wave is happening one way or another, learn to embrace it

[quiet knot]

What wave

[wheat sail]

ai

[weary tapir]

YOU’LL NEVER SEE IT COMINNNNNNNN

[wheat sail]

i dont know the rest of the song

[quiet knot]

oh my my my my

lyrics

[weary tapir]

BABYBABYBABYBABY

YEAHHHHHHH

FEARS AWAKE
ANGER BEATS LOUD
FACE REALITY
NEVER BEAT CHARITY

alrighty I got the autism out of my system

[quiet knot]

but wait, theres more

[lament lotus]

mood

[weary tapir]

You throw persona at me I fold

Instantly

There’s the “some of you would fold in this situation” image

And it’s me

I would fold

[quiet knot]

what does it mean by folding

[weary tapir]

Example

This is me but persona

[quiet knot]

Ive never tried Dr Peppe

[weary tapir]

Dr peepee

[quiet knot]

I hope you get banned

[weary tapir]

Many do I’m sure

Join the haters club

[lament lotus]

tastes like cheap unknown brand candy

[quiet knot]

Nah

im just kiddin

Im in the likers club

[weary tapir]

Appreciate you goat

[wheat sail]

dr peppah pretty good

[weary tapir]

My public reception here is like

Idk

but honestly it’s better that way

[lament lotus]

public reception of dr pepper?

[quiet knot]

Would you rather have more haters or likers

[quiet knot]

Yum

[weary tapir]

I feel like that’s a no brainer

But a good balance never hurts

[quiet knot]

yeah

[weary tapir]

If I had to choose more likers

[quiet knot]

cant always have all Likers

thats like, creepy

[weary tapir]

I see ppl and friends with like a million notifications

My phone dead as hell for

2 days

And then I’ll get like an automated text

Nobody texts me 😭

[quiet knot]

Introvert momento

[opal olive]

I dont get texts ever lol

absolutely zero

[lament lotus]

WOAH

[quiet knot]

I just got one

from your mom

[lament lotus]

ITS EVIL FANTASTIC

[opal olive]

Bro wtf

My mom wouldnt text you

[quiet knot]

you dont know that

[opal olive]

😦

[opal olive]

Am I gonna be constantly seen as this here?

[quiet knot]

Maybe

[lament lotus]

uhh probably

[opal olive]

oh well... not like it matters

[lament lotus]

i mean its gonna be like that for a bit

then no one gaf about the joke

[quiet knot]

Its fine buddy

[opal olive]

yeah ig

[quiet knot]

what even is the origin behind your name

[opal olive]

I dont know what to put lol

thats it

[quiet knot]

Mkay...

[opal olive]

how bout urs?

[quiet knot]

Fantastic comes from Fantastic Frontier, a Roblox game

[opal olive]

Ohhh ok, I dont play Roblox

[quiet knot]

I still do, albeit really rarely

[opal olive]

good

[quiet knot]

K im gonna go, ciao

[opal olive]

Oh ok byeee

[wheat sail]

bye fan tasto

[opal olive]

Does anybody know any other good servers I should join?

Im only in like, 3

[karmic barn]

2025 soon

Silkfraud still ain't coming 🙏🙏

[opal olive]

Your wishfulness is aspiring

[coral prawn]

Ok

[cunning geode]

https://tenor.com/view/superweeniehutjr-weenie-spongebob-lameo-gif-5160846

[carmine island]

Oh wait

This isn’t fantastics alt

Lmao

[coarse leaf]

No, it's his nemesis

[coral prawn]

Whats the point of having a clock as a head if it doesn't even tell the time?

[wheat sail]

you couldnt see it anyway without a mirror

[bright reef]

Hey, is silksong out yet? It's almost 2025

[coral prawn]

?sspsa

[white sail]

Reminder: The latest news for both Hollow Knight and Silksong can be found in #hk-announcements.
Check the pinned messages for more information, including a FAQ.

[bright reef]

That would make it... 8 years since hollow knight

[coral prawn]

Other people can still see it

[atomic sparrow]

hey guys

[wheat sail]

My face doesnt have to be a tool for the sheeple

[manic abyss]

Good Afternoon Chatot

[white sail]

kirbstarggp

Server Avatar

[carmine island]

This you?

[white sail]

muffin4345

Server Avatar

[wheat sail]

Who THIS

[valid sable]

It's miss Guron Lagen

[wheat sail]

from the famous artist @radiant wraith

[carmine island]

Muffin face reveal

[pine lotus]

which muffin

[carmine island]

Me

[wheat sail]

the muffin man?

https://tenor.com/view/the-muffin-man-do-you-know-the-muffin-man-muffin-man-shrek-gif-12594447

[carmine island]

Didn’t he kill a bunch of kids?

[pine lotus]

well i know "mufin"

[wheat sail]

i think thats the pied piper

idk europeans are scary

[carmine island]

Yeah

[pine lotus]

actually

[pine lotus]

pretty sure he has a different name or smth

[wheat sail]

Wall E??

[pine lotus]

idk havent gotten to that part of the story yet

[pine lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-that-actually-is-pretty-funny-gif-24359405

[carmine island]

Oh this guy has the Union Jack in their pfp…

[pine lotus]

?av

[white sail]

wrongmisi

Server Avatar

[carmine island]

They’re possibly British

[pine lotus]

look at the top of the 🅱️

[limber oak]

eww firefox

[carmine island]

You could give me an eternity and I would never know what this image depicts

[pine lotus]

fyi the background is the cover art for lunar abyss by lchavasse

[coral prawn]

Is your head a clock?

[wheat sail]

no but if it was

[carmine island]

Fyi idk I can’t think of a witty comeback

[pine lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-metal-gear-rising-sam-gif-24999738

discord users on their way to be typing for a millenia just to write half a sentence

[carmine island]

Then make it one

Do it

[carmine island]

I was petting my cat sorry but he’s more important

He jumped up on the couch and rammed his face into me

[pine lotus]

ill add another reason to the list as to why i dont want a cat

i cant tell if cats are depicted wrongly(?) or if cats are just aggresive mini tigers irl

[wheat sail]

⏰

[carmine island]

No he’s being affectionate

[pine lotus]

"affectionate"

https://tenor.com/view/mark-jump-attack-gif-24628203

[coral prawn]

Frosthy water

[charred maple]

Wtf kinda cats have you met?

[coral prawn]

Clearly not my cats

[charred maple]

The second picture is the best

[coral prawn]

He is so silly

[charred maple]

He looks like a goofy goober

[coral prawn]

Very goofy

[charred maple]

I must steal him
||/J||

[coral prawn]

Don't you dare

[charred maple]

I won't

[valid sable]

Looks like my kitty

tuxedo cat gang

[coral prawn]

Baby

[carmine island]

Profound amounts of good

[coral prawn]

I wish I had more pics of them when they were little babys😔

[coral prawn]

Look how much he has grown🥹

My heart can't take it

[grand ferry]

should bring on daily 4 hr train ride

[coral prawn]

They don't alowe pets nor would he like it

[wheat sail]

Challenge accepted

[charred maple]

...

What am I watching..?

[coral prawn]

Peak smh my head🙄

[grand ferry]

good slep schedu

[charred maple]

Let's take this to DM's I don't wanna get in trouble

[wheat sail]

Resetting

[valid sable]

Pretty sure Kirb don't sleep ever

[kindred pewter]

new sinclair ID

and it's based on Uber eats

[rustic ore]

i be wakin up real early to be a hater

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-flash-gif-27280273

good morning chat i hope the birds are screaming at you

[grand ferry]

whag

[coral prawn]

Finally a job he can handle

[lament lotus]

Big Man

[coral prawn]

Him?

[lament lotus]

yeah

fucking love that manta ray

[coral prawn]

Hes the best

[kindred pewter]

holy shit Balatro is going to sweep

[strange night]

I'm balatro

[lament lotus]

crash bandit scott

[digital glen]

i love Elden Ring and Shadow of the Erdtree, but TGA nominating a DLC for GOTY is a joke

hope people finally stop taking TGA seriously

[lament lotus]

they did that??

on the website??

[digital glen]

yep!

[lament lotus]

WHAT

[digital glen]

they also changed the rules like 1 month ago

[lament lotus]

EXCUSE ME??

[digital glen]

so it could allow DLC's

[lament lotus]

fromsoft might as well win goty twice

[digital glen]

with the same game you mean?

[lament lotus]

yes

[lament lotus]

ASTROBOT SWEEP

[digital glen]

i wanna play astrobot

the first one too

hope this convinces Sony singleplayers games are worth

[lament lotus]

i haven't played astrobot cause its expensive as shit BUT
the astrobit that comes with the ps5 is unironically one of the best games ive played

[digital glen]

i cant really give my opinion on any of the other games, havent played any of em

[digital glen]

i played a little bit

its very charming and cute

[lament lotus]

ive only heard of the new astrobot by word of mouth

[digital glen]

i miss sackboy though

[lament lotus]

the new one is very good tho

[digital glen]

i know this new astrobot got some bangers

[lament lotus]

just not the same obviously

sackboys big adventure that is

[digital glen]

i played with my gf and had a lot of fun

its very cute and expressive

very solid 3D platformer

[lament lotus]

yes

[digital glen]

wonder if the team that made that had any involvement in the astro games

cause sackboy adventures also has a good soundtrack

[jade canopy]

Man, what a shitty line up of games
like none of those strike me as being particularly good

Balatro would be poggers

[lament lotus]

FF

astrobot

wukong

theyre all really good

[opaque sigil]

Prince of Persia got robbed 😔

[lament lotus]

not sure about metaphor tho

[jade canopy]

Was wukong really that good ?
Was it not just a thousandth souls like with one extra little thing

[radiant wraith]

I see you

[lament lotus]

its not exactly a souls like

[digital glen]

the two big names ive heard people saying that were left out was silent hill 2 and helldivers 2

[lament lotus]

WAIT

THERES NO EITHER OF THOSE THERW?

what the fuck man

[pine lotus]

silent hill is understandable
but shouldnt helldivers be in fps?

[jade canopy]

It’s the issue with how nominees works

It’s basically a popularity contest, not much to do with actual quality

[digital glen]

but dont worry, to compensate, this will be the TGA with the most amount of ADS!

[jade canopy]

Everyone has forgotten about helldivers, as it launched in like February

[lament lotus]

exactly

shockingly balatro is on there

for being an indie

[opaque sigil]

didn't helldivers fall off hard

[digital glen]

i feel like they put it there just so thered be an indie game

[pine lotus]

psn controversy might have to do with it

[digital glen]

not talking about the game's quality, its just feels that way

waiting for the day that an indie game wins goty

[lament lotus]

very likel6

[pine lotus]

[lament lotus]

SILK SWEEP

[digital glen]

shrek "like that will ever happen" gif

[lament lotus]

nah but if it does

itd probably ATLEAST get nominated

[opaque sigil]

Maybe

[pine lotus]

will hl3 be goty when it releases

i ponder

[lament lotus]

maybe not atleast.. but it would likely get nominated

[opaque sigil]

Probably

[opaque sigil]

If it was in 2025 it sure wouldn’t win

[lament lotus]

yeah

grand shit auto 6

[pine lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/doug-walker-nostalgia-critic-clap-gif-22806849

[opaque sigil]

And monhun

And doom

[pine lotus]

honestly

in 2025 gta6 will prob deserve goty ngl

[lament lotus]

has MH ever gotten a goty?

[pine lotus]

unless some studio really cooks somehow

[opaque sigil]

And maybe the next Nintendo console and its flagship

[digital glen]

im nowhere near excited for GTA6, itll be fun seeing the repercussions

[pine lotus]

neither am i but if we're basing it off of quality and effort gta6 is fair

[lament lotus]

2025 is pretty packed

[pine lotus]

oh right

[opaque sigil]

It’s about popularity

[pine lotus]

subnautica 2 ea

[lament lotus]

oh right

satisfactory

probably gonna be in a category

[digital glen]

MHW was nominated in 2018

[opaque sigil]

Satisfactory is 2024 it’s in full release

[lament lotus]

yeah

[digital glen]

remember when Overwatch won Game of the Year 2016

you cant even play that game

[lament lotus]

ow was good back then tho

now its

..bearable

[digital glen]

is it?

it still feels at least weird to award a multiplayer only game

but i remember how much prestige the game was receiving back then

[opaque sigil]

idk why that would be weird

[digital glen]

the way you judge a singleplayer game and a multiplayer game are different, but i guess all core elements are there

[opaque sigil]

same goes for a shooter vs an adventure game

[pastel phoenix]

Hey, we got any updates on silksong in the last 6 months?

[lament lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

no

check #hk-announcements

if there comes any

[strange night]

?sspsa

[white sail]

Reminder: The latest news for both Hollow Knight and Silksong can be found in #hk-announcements.
Check the pinned messages for more information, including a FAQ.

[strange night]

Newgens.....

[pastel phoenix]

18 months

Cool

[brittle garnet]

an indie game will never win GOTY

unless it's an "indie" game in the sense that dave the diver was

[lament lotus]

what happened with that game

[inland ravine]

yo everyone

[lament lotus]

hi gwnj

lightning mcqueen was not on my bingo board

[coral prawn]

Gwnj

[unborn dome]

Lightning McQueen fortnite?

[coral prawn]

No my cat

[lament lotus]

Shuf up

[manic abyss]

Got my exam date sheet

I have an two exams on fucking

Saturday

as well as Chem and CS exams on the same day

[coral prawn]

May you rest in peace once its done🫡

[manic abyss]

what the hell happened with this date sheet
why Saturday

like literally why is that day on

[manic abyss]

thanks man...
my funeral's gonna be Limbus Company themed...

[digital glen]

good cat

[coral prawn]

Nice am I invited?

[coral prawn]

There are two of them

[digital glen]

all send mine too

[manic abyss]

Yep sure

As long as you can buy a plane ticket

to Antartica

[runic atlas]

Why Antarctica

[manic abyss]

because graverobbers are annoying

[runic atlas]

Well I'll rob your grave so

[coral prawn]

Those can't the to expensive

[runic atlas]

You can do it in Murica or Europe too

[manic abyss]

Which is exactly why the funeral will be Limbus Company themed

it's your kryptonite after all

[naive geode]

When silksong

[manic abyss]

also I live in Asia soooo

[fiery coral]

Okay that sounds terrible yes but

On the bright side

You'll be double relieved after the day is done

[manic abyss]

Unique
Saturday exam

[runic atlas]

Never

[manic abyss]

of Urdu and History

both subjects I suck at

[runic atlas]

No I'll just grow some balls