sk-discussion

[tawdry valley]

Right cause nobody is currently about to hound this direct anyway

[fiery burrow]

its link playing the ocarina

[fossil dawn]

I only know the words to summon him

Maybe just asking will work

[mental tree]

With spider silk in the background

[tawdry valley]

Spiders behind them and they’re playing music. Leaker is being cute

[mental tree]

Silk + song

[kindred pewter]

can we give fake hope to people for the funsies?

[wheat sail]

real hope

mods, spread love and joy

[fossil dawn]

PORUNGA I WISH FOR DDX TO BE .2 INCHES TALLER AND I WISH CANCER WAS 2% EASIER TO CURE

[serene chasm]

This aint our first rodeo. Weve had ss leaks before from 'reliable' leakers before. And we got nothing from it

[wheat sail]

The Snitch

[naive geode]

We got a nice game on scratch though

[fossil dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/porunga-dragon-ball-z-gif-17425772950444729811

[deep laurel]

seems like he knew about donkey kong related direct and just threw silksong in there because he thinks it can't be much longer now

[fiery burrow]

A bit of a stretch

[fossil dawn]

Ok I'm done with this bit

[wheat sail]

screenshot his own post, L

[shell yacht]

this exact "leaker" made up bullshit before why did yall ever believe it

[tawdry valley]

Leaker explicitly stated they’re using the image as a riddle

[wheat sail]

If only team cherry would deny it 🤷‍♂️

maybe its trued

[mental tree]

Sure. It could be 100% wrong. Or it could be 100% right. We can only evaluate that later. However since he got dk part right it does lean to some credibility

[cerulean sable]

yeah i remember the last leaker

then they went "lol i was just hoping Silksong would be there"

[tawdry valley]

This leaker specifically isn’t even an insider. They repeat what they collect from other leakers

[cerulean sable]

when it didnt

[serene chasm]

A broken watch is right twice daily

[deep laurel]

if only team cherry would deny hollow knight remake, but they're not

[tawdry valley]

They aren’t even the primary source to verify credibility of 🥴

[wheat sail]

Day One (TGA)

[naive geode]

It depends if it’s the day to switch to daylight saving time or not though

In that case it’s right three times

[shell yacht]

this watch doesnt have hands

[tawdry valley]

The longer this cycle goes the better the 2021 timestamp ages

[serene chasm]

Listen here you little shit

[outer temple]

Guys it’s finally happening

[serene chasm]

Im going to break yours

[outer temple]

Real silksong leaks

This is insane

[shell yacht]

break samushunters first

[mental tree]

I got no fucking idea who he is. That’s all we have to go by

Also again I want to believe

[fiery coral]

[mental tree]

So silksong let’s gooooooo

[broken tartan]

I fucking hate junglers that "gank" your lane then just steal all the wave and fucking dip or gets sandwiched by the jungler and toplaner

[serene chasm]

Well you keep believing

[wheat sail]

WHO ASKED U

[deep laurel]

it's not someone very credible

[naive geode]

Same

[fiery coral]

What are these words

[shell yacht]

howdy unq

[naive geode]

League of legends

[serene chasm]

Real SS waiters only listen to real sources

[fiery coral]

Howdy Water how are things

[broken tartan]

League of Legends

[fiery coral]

I see

[wheat sail]

Aracane season 2

[shell yacht]

hot

[grand ferry]

league 🤮

[naive geode]

Unique hath thou watched arcane

[wheat sail]

i heard arcane mid

[fiery coral]

Nah

[broken tartan]

Arshit season 2

[fiery coral]

I don't really watch any shows

[naive geode]

I liked it

[mental tree]

He literally got the dk part right

[quartz cave]

Hi chat, hi peaknique

[shell yacht]

no spoilers

[fiery coral]

Or movies

[naive geode]

Would you watch an Elden ring show

[wheat sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/586931790208434203/1078790563328962690/ohthemisery.gif

[grand ferry]

mid shows get sequels, peak get cancelled

[serene chasm]

Welp. Arcane and League mentioned. Thats my queue to leave

[naive geode]

Where does it say we can’t spoil

[fiery coral]

Howdy Ismoil ⚙️

[wheat sail]

Team cherry doubters try not to cherrypick impossible challenge

[quartz cave]

Ms arc ane dies at the end or something

[wheat sail]

smh

[outer temple]

It has to be real.

[broken tartan]

Right call

[outer temple]

Right

[deep laurel]

probably heard it from some other leaker

[naive geode]

It was John Arcane actually

[quartz cave]

Its boring today

[shell yacht]

its literally a DKC direct without new game anouncements

[quartz cave]

Oh well

[wheat sail]

but then one of the leakers were correct anyway

[broken tartan]

Play league

[mental tree]

So show me someone else who posted that before him

[shell yacht]

it has DKC in the title

[quartz cave]

Never

[fiery coral]

Probably not, honestly 🥴

[broken tartan]

Ismo you dont know whats good for you you should play league

[fiery coral]

Hard to rationally explain why but I just wouldn't feel like it

[quartz cave]

Would you watch the uniquenameforme show

[naive geode]

Well because Elden rings appeal is overcoming huge bosses

And you just don’t get that in a show

[wheat sail]

Would you watch a TF2 cinematic universe

[mental tree]

Yes. He only hinted of a dk announcement happening. Two days later Nintendo announced a dk theme park direct

[wheat sail]

titanfall 2

[fiery coral]

Yeah and you couldn't really do the storytelling-with-gaps thing too!

[grand ferry]

yesyesyes

[quartz cave]

Its one of those interactive show but the interactivity is every encounter you avtually have to fight it and you can only do it with the tv remote

[naive geode]

Exactly

[naive geode]

Lmao

[shell yacht]

you are missing the point. the direct is specifically DK

[broken tartan]

Donkey Kong?

[naive geode]

Powdered but the leaker who is very reliable said it would be silksong so of course it’s also silksong right

[mental tree]

#sk-discussion message

You’re missing the point rather

[wheat sail]

End of the line is the last thing you get

[silver swan]

a yes the famous source: a guy

[shell yacht]

you just pointed out what i just told you...

[naive geode]

Yes exactly

[mental tree]

I posted that 10 minutes ago

[fiery coral]

I have a feeling a losing battle is being fought here

[quartz cave]

Btw im ismoil

[kindred pewter]

just want to let you guys know

[broken tartan]

TC secretely owns r/silksong and every shitpost you see there is real

[silver swan]

hey ismoil

[quartz cave]

Howd you know my name...

[serene chasm]

You're still going on about this

[dire spear]

The comments on the original post has alot of people guessing skong

[wheat sail]

you think theres a robot?

[shell yacht]

you posted? i dont think that msg link sends me to the right msg

[mental tree]

It should. Try clicking it again

[naive geode]

[naive geode]

It worked for me

[quartz cave]

I need a functional credit card anybody willing to share??

[wheat sail]

no

[serene chasm]

5806 5233 5233 7896

[fiery burrow]

I think at the end of the day when we learn the leaker was lying we should get angry at TC for the lack of communication

[wheat sail]

thats not your credit card num

[naive geode]

Yeah we should raid their house

[tulip edge]

I have my old grandmama's
She needed groceries but I don't think she'll mind

[wheat sail]

no we should be happy at the lack of communication

it shows their dedication to cooking games

[kindred pewter]

translating, hold on a sec......

ok curly...just why

[serene chasm]

Lol. I read fictional

[shell yacht]

your msg link keeps sending me to this, mobile discord moment

[wheat sail]

actually emesis blue is good too

[quartz cave]

Thank you

[kindred pewter]

well, I cooked a game where a cube hits the corner of a screen, therefore my game is better than silksong

[wheat sail]

woww

You cooked

[mental tree]

That’s what I replied to. If you scroll down a little bit below it my reply is there

[tulip edge]

How often does it hit the corner?

[quartz cave]

I baked

[broken tartan]

What

[tulip edge]

Cookies?

[wheat sail]

baking is for girls

[kindred pewter]

1 TRILLION TIMES PER MINUTE

[kindred pewter]

kirbstar you literally baked a cake last week

[broken tartan]

Cant a guy be a girl anymore smh

[wheat sail]

ermmmm proof?

the only baking i do is turning on the bake option in the oven for my fries

[broken tartan]

For your fries? Okay animal

[wheat sail]

extra fries

[broken tartan]

Heat them up in a microwave

[serene chasm]

Eww

[wheat sail]

they become too soft

[kindred pewter]

you made a cafe to promote your silksong bitcoin

[broken tartan]

You're scared of soggy fries

[wheat sail]

the cafe only serves starbucks

[tulip edge]

Hmm...
I feel like that would get old
In order to retain excitement, the corner hits need to be spaced out
You need a tasteful amount of corner hitting

[kindred pewter]

YOU LITERALLY GAVE ME COOKIES YESTERDAY

[wheat sail]

no they aint ideal

[wheat sail]

fried cookies

[kindred pewter]

YOU CAN'T FRY THEM

[wheat sail]

cope

[broken tartan]

A real men drinks the oil from the fries

[wheat sail]

bakers stay mad

[naive geode]

You can

[wheat sail]

real men eat raw fries

[broken tartan]

I do

[wheat sail]

raw potato sticks

[hollow shadow]

Real men just eat potatoes

[broken tartan]

toes 😋

[tulip edge]

Yes

[grand ferry]

potato blight

[tulip edge]

No

[grand ferry]

blight of 87

[wheat sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/951482955639971893/1106341478994825356/Spr_stupidratprop2_0.gif

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/potatoes-sam-gamgee-same-po-tay-toes-gif-5319438

[tulip edge]

Don't diss the guys with the ovens
If you don't stop, I'm kiln you

[wheat sail]

bakers? more like fakers

[tulip edge]

I wish Sam was real...

[wheat sail]

fake culinary art

[broken tartan]

Faker? From league?

[tulip edge]

Bakers, rise! Rise like the bread you bake!

[strange night]

I wish Dolm wasn't real

[broken tartan]

Bakers, assemble

[wheat sail]

🤫

Faker isnt the goat

everyone else just sucks

[broken tartan]

TRUE

[wheat sail]

if i tried a bit i'd spank faker

[broken tartan]

You're a stinky teemo player

[lament lotus]

guag

[wheat sail]

used to be

[broken tartan]

Like guacamole

[sage void]

@shell yacht do you want to play sometime today

[grand ferry]

calamidy

[tulip edge]

Hi Astro

[kindred pewter]

thats was my joke

what the fuck

[wheat sail]

cala mid y

[broken tartan]

[shell yacht]

maybe, i need to farm materials bc rn my whole playstyle is useless

[kindred pewter]

you can't just snail me

[sage void]

alr i can tell you that expeditions arent like the best thing for everything

[kindred pewter]

this isn't fair

I'm reporting you all to the HR

[tulip edge]

They will just snail you

[sage void]

when im in a mission i finish quests/mission so its at least a victory and then i farm everything

and also looking at mission rewards before starting is also super important

[shell yacht]

oh ik, i usually spend hours in easy storm defenses dismantling the whole map to restock

[sage void]

like survivor xp from missions is very useful

[sage void]

oh yeah just farm in missions lol

[shell yacht]

mission rewards dont give me a truckload of trap parts

[sage void]

search everything you can

also for expeditions

dont just go all in for large crates and stuff

go for expeditions that are like, 80% or higher

at least imo

[shell yacht]

back n forth between br and stw
i keep trying to open boxes in br and smash them in stw

[sage void]

🥹

the curse

also to get a higher % for expeditions completing main quests and leveling up all your high heroes is best

bc you get more slots from completing main quests

thats all i really know rn though since ive started playing again

also if people give you random 130s and stuff in fill matches just recycle them imo, it gives you some materials and 130s just make the game less fun in areas you arent meant to use them in

[shell yacht]

yeah, my issue is i somehow got behind the curve on my story missions/lvl so i cant just keep doin story i was horribly underleveled before i did the autofill setting, that is now sabotaging me (also resource grind)

[tawdry valley]

Stw?

[sage void]

i can hop on and help you if you need

like with your quests

[shell yacht]

save the world, story mode

[tawdry valley]

Ah

[sage void]

powdered and i are half of the people playing stw not for vbucks 🥹

[shell yacht]

i never see randoms share loot lol, the wildest ive seen is a guy cover the map in tire traps and go afk

[sage void]

except i have founders so im getting vbucks that i can gift powdered stuff with

[sage void]

lmao one guy gave me annoying like 600 duped traps and stuff and he got pissed when i recycled all of them and dropped the excess materials on the ground infront of him

[shell yacht]

THERES DUPING? or is it hacks

[sage void]

there was also a guy who was whining for 130s from people in plankerton(highest level is like 60 in plankerton btw) and i dropped a bunch of 130 materials for him and said "here you go"

bc they use materials that are literally useless for me

[sage void]

hacks i think

[shell yacht]

lame

[sage void]

so i just recycle all of it and get rid of basically all the materials

other than like, batteries

so if you need batteries or bacon ask me lmao

[shell yacht]

mmm bacon

[sage void]

or rough ore and screws but a bunch of those are actually mined by me

but i have so much i can give some if you need it lol

[sage void]

its funny how rare it is

and afaik you need it for energy ammo late game

[shell yacht]

i seem to get it alot from things that shouldnt have bacon in them, like pianos

[sage void]

yeah

[weary tapir]

Pianos infamously are made of bacon

[sage void]

and then i get screws from a fridge lmao

[shell yacht]

normal but yeah odd by comparison

[mental tree]

So

How often do ppl actually chat about silksong in here

[shell yacht]

not often

[hollow shadow]

Not much to talk about anymore

[sage void]

if you want to play in like 30-40mins im gonna get something to eat and watch an always sunny episode and get back on

[sage void]

not very often

[trim estuary]

Not really

Just search toilets

[sage void]

i mean compared to other stuff

mmmm toilet bacon

[mental tree]

Time to create a #592272945901207562-discussion after the new announcement happen

[sage void]

😋

[trim estuary]

🤤

[shell yacht]

no this channel will just have to be ontopic and the regulars will die off

[sage void]

mass extinction event like fortnite save the world.,,,.

[mental tree]

Why not give them a new home?

[deep laurel]

that can't be allowed to happen

I mean the dying off

[shell yacht]

bc we have offtopic already

[broken tartan]

Ew

[trim estuary]

#hk-general

[mental tree]

Oh yeah. Is it dead

[shell yacht]

oh well

[charred surge]

Y’all could rename that one ss-discussion and this one ss-discussion-for-on-topic-NERDS

[sage void]

btw powdered did you see this

[charred surge]

Alternatively, just make hk-offtopic the silksong discussion channel and leave this one untouched

[shell yacht]

i might b on in an hour-ish but i need to farm

[open narwhal]

omg were finally duoing in League?!

:O

[broken tartan]

Farm? Like in league? How much cs?

[tawdry valley]

Wait till you hear that he grinded for those all legitimately

[sage void]

he absolutely did not

[sage void]

alr i can farm with you dw

[weary tapir]

😭

HOW COOKED ARE WE

HOW COOKED

[tawdry valley]

Right, talk about silksong in the silksong spoiler channel even though the game is out

[grand ferry]

limited time 🤔

[strange night]

Holy shit this is so pk

[tawdry valley]

“We give up”

[weary tapir]

STRAIGHT UP

THEY GAVE UP

[charred surge]

Why did they kill ow1 if they were just gonna bring it back

[strange night]

😭

[strange night]

Limited time though...

Mario 3d all stars headass

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-lmao-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-meme-gif-26887752

[weary tapir]

i fucking GURANTEE you this is going to get more players than overwatch 2

100%

ON MY LIFE

[grand ferry]

wait so this isnt a gamemode on ow2

[weary tapir]

if it is then more people will be playing that

than overwatch 2

[strange night]

It seems like it is

Fortnite classic style

[broken tartan]

They pullin the OG fortnite strategy

[weary tapir]

literally they said

"our game is fucking ass"

"play the good one for like a month"

how bad does ur game have to be for people to be happy abt getting an older version of it and consider it an improvement

genuinely

[charred surge]

I’ve never played ow but I still don’t really understand why they made ow2, like couldn’t they have just updated 1??

[weary tapir]

yes so

basically!

[kindred pewter]

MONEY

[weary tapir]

overwatch 2 was going to be overwatch 1 with a different hud. and a PVE story mode.

then overwatch 2 was going to be a game with like PVE episodes

[grand ferry]

money

[sage void]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-money-giveittome-mr-krabs-spongebob-gif-4184913

[weary tapir]

then overwatch 2 was going to be overwatch 1 with a new hud

but you can't get skins for free anymore

and so that's what it is now

[spark relic]

AAA game devs:

[weary tapir]

they literally gave up on the PVE

[open narwhal]

like LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

[weary tapir]

there was a whole trailer with a leveling system- different character abilities

and they said

"well no actually"

and then scrapped the entire thing

[charred surge]

They should’ve gone the sts route and just made a roguelike deck builder that’s actually good smh

[grand ferry]

they saw tf2 mvm and went nah

[wheat sail]

slay the spire 3??

[weary tapir]

LITERALLY

[charred surge]

Tf2 mvm : mann vs mann

[violet path]

Happy berterans day

Betern

[brittle garnet]

This was probably a management decision rather than a creative one

[violet path]

Vetern

[weary tapir]

It still happened

[brittle garnet]

Yeah

[weary tapir]

overwatch 2 ended up just being a patch for overwatch 1 that ruined the monetization system of the game

that's the truth

bc fortnite did a battle pass

and so then they had to

[brittle garnet]

Capitalism baby

[weary tapir]

the battle pass is the single worst invention in the history of anything

gaming related

it is a plague

a pest

[strange night]

Overwatch 2 more like overwatch poo

Got 'em

[weary tapir]

I want to remove battle passes from existence

[runic atlas]

@weary tapir okay so from what I played of Brothership so far, which isn't much only a couple hours but wtv, if you're going to buy it, don't expect the classic M&L experience, especially when it comes to the overworld

[weary tapir]

if I could i'd be happy

oh dang

I heard b doesn't make luigi jump

[grand ferry]

ok give me a business model better than battle passes

[weary tapir]

he has an AI

[wheat sail]

ign warned you

[runic atlas]

Only in battle

[wheat sail]

😔

[runic atlas]

He does

[strange night]

Boycotting the game wtf

[runic atlas]

In battle you use A to select for both brothers

[weary tapir]

criminal

[strange night]

Not my m&l ‼️

[runic atlas]

Hammers are assigned to X and Y rather than having to switch to them in the Overworld

The Overworld is a completely different beast

[strange night]

We could've gotten a partners in time remake but we got this instead

[runic atlas]

Rather than just 1 big place you visit tens of small islands

[charred surge]

I don’t play Red Luigi and Green Mario games what’s gone wrong with the new one

[runic atlas]

Oh no it's not bad

Just different

[strange night]

Everything

[strange night]

Different is bad

[charred surge]

Duality of humanity

[strange night]

I hate change

I am deeply afraid of change

[runic atlas]

Also in the Overworld, when you do parkour, you only have to worry about Mario, Luigi will have an AI to do everything by himself

[strange night]

I hate that wtf

[opaque sigil]

if it's different it's bad if it's the same it's lazy

[runic atlas]

Which yeah is an awful change

Trueeeee

[strange night]

Exactly!!!

They should just never ever make sequels

If you make one game then you're done

[runic atlas]

I mean it's not a bad game so far

[strange night]

Shut down the studio

[runic atlas]

But again I haven't even gotten to the first boss

Tbf the game is so fucking slow

[charred surge]

I think they should introduce a third brother and he’s orange

[runic atlas]

Compared to the old ones at least

I've played for like 3 hours or so

And I just got the hammers

And I still don't have any brother abilities (the ones in the Overworld) or any special moves

[strange night]

Luigi should get split in half and now we have a blue brother and a yellow brother in his place so that (with Mario) it's all three prime colors

[runic atlas]

I can literally only jump in battle

And now I can hammer

At least they made the base jump require both brothers as well

It's A->B->A or B->A->B

[fiery burrow]

If you introduce a new brother you also need to give waluigi and wario a new brother

[runic atlas]

Trueee

[charred herald]

silk song

[fiery coral]

Mario and his brothers Louie and Gee

[charred surge]

Waluigi and Wario are their own persons

[strange night]

No bros attack yet?

[fiery burrow]

Every action must have an equal and opposite reaction

[fiery coral]

In fact I think they made a song about one of those

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-gif-15687325833433865178

[fiery coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5zWZ9iNevP0397xB3jWV2z?si=Gk-Vl5msRfSwyB_wZ2Uf-A

[strange night]

I'm still pressed they scrapped wapeach tbh

[fiery burrow]

waisy 😔

[charred surge]

Wowser

[opaque sigil]

does wowser get double negatived into a good guy

[deep laurel]

whosalina

might not sound like intended

[fiery coral]

Woad...?

[deep laurel]

who's alina

[charred surge]

Yeah

[runic atlas]

Yeah no bros attack

[manic abyss]

Weech

also WOAHshi

[runic atlas]

It's been 3 fucking hours dude just give me ONE bros attack

[manic abyss]

So the Mary O's and Lugi game isn't good?

[runic atlas]

Oh no it's good

Just

Bit slow

[mental tree]

Mary O

[runic atlas]

And very different from the other 5

But

Different does not mean bad

AHEM AHEM PAPER MARIO FANS

AHEM AHEM

[manic abyss]

Oh yeah I definitely know what the other 5 are like
condidering I definitely played them all because I am a very real Mario and Luigi fan

Aubrey do you need cough medicine

[mental tree]

Mario switch 2 going to be insane

[runic atlas]

No

I just despise TTYD die-hards

With a burning passion

[broken tartan]

Imagine taking medicine

[runic atlas]

I need mouse bites to make the headache go away

[broken tartan]

More mouse bites

[manic abyss]

Okay I really do get that
HOWEVER
TTYD has vivian, the bob-omb captain, and goombella

so like

that's peak

[manic abyss]

Just get some cheese smh

[runic atlas]

I'm not saying TTYD is a bad game

I'm saying the fans are what's wrong with modern criticism

[broken tartan]

TYBW? LIKE BLEACH

[manic abyss]

Oh yeah def

Man I should really stop putting more hours into Cuphead

[runic atlas]

"Every game after TTYD is bad because it isn't a copy and paste of the first two games!"

[manic abyss]

what was I even playing before I got the dlc

[runic atlas]

Nah

[manic abyss]

I don't even remember

[runic atlas]

Give your life to it

[opaque sigil]

These people should stick to Pokemon cod and the yearly sport games

[manic abyss]

I can't really do much more since I refuse to do S-Ranks

[broken tartan]

Yall should hop league unlike those bad games

[deep laurel]

did expert mode change up the patterns?

[manic abyss]

Although I am doing a Peashooter Only + No Bombs + No Charms + No Super Arts run

It did

Very much so

[manic abyss]

I fucking hate the dragon

I mean he is one of my favorite bosses
but this run is making me despise him

[deep laurel]

I couldn't remember if it's a boring more health or die after one hit mode or something

[manic abyss]

No they have like faster and more difficult attack patterns

and more health

[grand ferry]

S rank all cuphead

[deep laurel]

dragon was tough but I used the wrong attack

[manic abyss]

Simon the two S-Ranks I have are of both the easiest and hardest bosses in the entire game

I did the latter by complete accident

And I refuse to touch Expert mode again

[grand ferry]

based

[manic abyss]

OH RIGHT

I was playing through Kirby's Dreamland 3 before I got the dlc

Man I kinda just left my Kirby marathon

[runic atlas]

Lame

Go back to it

Fuck man I need a new Kirby

[pine lotus]

i think i tried playing one of the newer kirby games on an emulator

but it ran at like 15 fps

[olive bobcat]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5l5syy7lDuehjnISC21qde?si=d0571f76c3ee4843

[pine lotus]

mid

[olive bobcat]

I know you are but what is it

[manic abyss]

What happened to me giving my life away to the cup

[pine lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-minos-minos-prime-thy-end-is-now-punch-gif-16630674477332190433

[manic abyss]

also play Robobot if you haven't already

[warped rock]

buying a ps5 for 1 game

[marsh ibex]

midbobot

[manic abyss]

if you've already played it
then play Triple Deluxe
and if you've already played that as well then play Amazing Mirror

[sage void]

joker hop on fortnite imo

[pine lotus]

whats robobot

[marsh ibex]

Absolutely fucking not

[manic abyss]

[sage void]

cant believe you wont play with me and powdered

[manic abyss]

Absolute peak that's what it is

[marsh ibex]

Triple deluxe better

[olive bobcat]

This guy made Patreon btw

[manic abyss]

Kirby Planet Robobot

[wheat sail]

any good game tracks

[weary tapir]

MY FRIEND JUST PULLED THIS FROM ONE PACK

[manic abyss]

I mean it's a good game but Planet Robobot is just better

[olive bobcat]

https://youtu.be/ooZR4LSuppk

[wheat sail]

your friend got a god pack

[weary tapir]

is he CHEATING

[wheat sail]

theres like a 0.001 chance of a pack having all stars

or whatever it is

[marsh ibex]

Incorrect

[grand ferry]

what sabrina do

[sage void]

jokerrrrr

🥺

[wheat sail]

kicks out the opponents pokemon

[grand ferry]

what

[wheat sail]

in the tcg you have an active pokemon

that can attack

sabrina kicks them off the active spot

[sage void]

anyone else eating cigarettes rn 😋

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simson-the-simpsons-nerd-gif-16861082

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/explaining-gif-22499839

[manic abyss]

yes that is what you are

[marsh ibex]

No

I was gonna hop on when they added greek gods but they made poseidon not glorious now we’re beefing

[sage void]

why 🥺

we arent playing br

unless powdered wants to

[regal tide]

Chat I don’t wanna raise any false hope but we might be getting news in a couple hour

[sage void]

we're playing the better gamemode @marsh ibex

[marsh ibex]

me when I make things up

[warped rock]

#hk-lore

[wheat sail]

how tall is the knight really

[strange night]

We won't be, it is like genuinely confirmed lol

[wheat sail]

... 😪

[unborn dome]

?

[regal tide]

Oh

[strange night]

.

[regal tide]

I heard differently ig

[olive bobcat]

News for what

[sage void]

anyways we're playing stw

[strange night]

Hungry Knight 3

[olive bobcat]

HOLY SHIT

[pulsar kiln]

how are you always online!?

[unborn dome]

?

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-mcrib-peter-griffin-its-back-mcrib-is-back-gif-17373146827222681607

[sage void]

kirb what

😭

[wheat sail]

i slept for 8 hours so ackshually i wasnt here that time

[regal tide]

There’s a Nintendo direct in a couple hours and there’s a dataminer who says there is going to be something related to silksong

[olive bobcat]

Oh

[regal tide]

I know it’s probably rage bait but he got one thing right already involving the direct

[marsh ibex]

bro isn’t it a super nintendo world direct

[unborn dome]

will you still be saving the world in 3 hours?

[olive bobcat]

Mario is there

[sage void]

perhaps

[wheat sail]

they got nintendo consoles at nintendo world obviously

(the switch 2)

[fiery burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-meme-radar-gif-26497624

[regal tide]

Not sure I thought it was a direct with both games and that

[unborn dome]

I still wanna give you some stuff

[sage void]

as in

i wont take like max stuff

[unborn dome]

crafting materials

[manic abyss]

[unborn dome]

some weapons of appropriate level

[sage void]

give powdered some rn im good on materials

@shell yacht

[formal marsh]

Hollow Knight: Silksong

[unborn dome]

downcrafted stuff with max perks

[sage void]

nah i dont want stuff with max

[regal tide]

[unborn dome]

you need a pl 77 xenon bow

[sage void]

i mean id rather craft it myself lol

can i get it in the collection book

[unborn dome]

100 legendary flux

[sage void]

easy

[runic atlas]

Kirby is better

[manic abyss]

Agreed

[sage void]

i bought a bunch from this weeks shop

[manic abyss]

Man I wanna play Forgotten Land some day

[unborn dome]

do you know how to optimally perk weapons yet?

[runic atlas]

Play it

[sage void]

i do

[manic abyss]

I can't

[sage void]

i just run out of reperk sometimes

[unborn dome]

you been going mostly crit builds?

[manic abyss]

I don't got no switches

No light switches either

I live in perpetual darkness

[sage void]

mostly just dps

[broken tartan]

Man I wanna play League of Legends some day

[runic atlas]

One piece live action

[manic abyss]

What does that have to do with anything 😭

[broken tartan]

Its peak

[marsh ibex]

NOOOOOO

[manic abyss]

It's alright ig

[runic atlas]

I am suggesting piracy

[unborn dome]

usually the optimal perks are crit rating, crit damage

[runic atlas]

Emulation even

[sage void]

just like how you want to hop on stw with me and powdered

[wheat sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/586931790208434203/1078790563328962690/ohthemisery.gif

[marsh ibex]

[sage void]

ah alr

[wheat sail]

why would anyone ever pirate?

[runic atlas]

Real life piracy, don't worry

[wheat sail]

its more convnient to just buyh the game!

[manic abyss]

Oh...
~~ Already tried that, couldn't find a rom ~~ I mean uhhhhhh I couldn't find a perfectly legal Nintendo Switch to steal from my local videogame store

[runic atlas]

I'm suggesting Daud go pillage for riches so that he may legally acquire a Nintendo console

F

[manic abyss]

Unfortunately I just could not find it

The switch

[broken tartan]

I do this but to buy drugs for myself

[unborn dome]

for bows it’s something like crit rating, crit damage, reload speed, and fire rate

[sage void]

alr

good to know

[unborn dome]

yes reload speed and fire rate actually do stuff for bows

[sage void]

lol

[unborn dome]

do you have paleo Luna?

[sage void]

whats that

[broken tartan]

Pale Luna? Isnt that a creepypasta

[sage void]

which group is xenon bow in

also is a gold spyglass good

[unborn dome]

dinosaur hero
best melee hero in the game

[unborn dome]

expansion weapons, neon

[sage void]

alr

[agile arch]

No way.. agent

[broken tartan]

Agent like valorant

[agile arch]

What games this from?

[sage void]

no way firk.,.,

[unborn dome]

spyglass is decent
does pretty high damage in lower level missions

[broken tartan]

Fortnite

[unborn dome]

fortnite

[sage void]

i dont have them

[agile arch]

Ah.

[olive bobcat]

the firksterrr

[unborn dome]

add it to your list of things to voucher then

[sage void]

alr

[agile arch]

Literally me!!!!

[sage void]

i got a purple the baron bc ik thats good for speed

[unborn dome]

I have a bunch of extra barons that already have max speed perks, would you be fine with that as it’s just utility?

[sage void]

maybe

i have an old one from years ago rn but its low

[broken tartan]

Baron? Like league?

[sage void]

how good is xenon bow before i buy it

[unborn dome]

I can also give you an earsplitter too as that’s also utility

[unborn dome]

Best all round weapon in the game

[sage void]

bc i only have 125 flux

alr

[unborn dome]

great crowd clearing

[sage void]

got it

[unborn dome]

shoots through walls and infinitely pierces enemies

[sage void]

i see

[olive bobcat]

🔥🔥🔥

[unborn dome]

not too great for tankier enemies, but you have the discharger for that

[sage void]

alr

i also have a black blade is it good

and husk stomper

[unborn dome]

decent melee, can be good

[sage void]

also some founders weapons

[unborn dome]

spectral blade is better

[sage void]

skullcleave warhammer wasp

[unborn dome]

for Halloween weapons do not miss spectral blade and dirge song

[sage void]

im using a doomhammee with like half gold rn

perk ups

i also have an argon ar thats pretty good but idk if its a good weapon or not

[unborn dome]

argon ar is decent
most ars are decent if perked right

[sage void]

also should i get spectral blade

[unborn dome]

yes

top 3 melee weapon

[sage void]

alr ill upgrade it rq

i just need to do some missions for reperks now

[sage void]

should i recycle my doomhammer schematic to upgrade spectral blade

[unborn dome]

your choice

both will work fine for you

[sage void]

ill collection book black blade to get some reperks before i craft one

[unborn dome]

also I want to see your hero inventory

[sage void]

also should i keep spyglass schematic

[sage void]

alr

[unborn dome]

yes

[sacred stratus]

Hi guys

We having white night at the office aka only me staying up late to refactor my shitty code

Lfg

[sage void]

why doesnt noone play this game smh

[wheat sail]

i thought that'd mean it was snowing

[unborn dome]

should have made it less shitty

[unborn dome]

because stw sucks

[pine lotus]

wtf is stw

[broken tartan]

Save The World from Fortnite

[unborn dome]

the original Fortnite

[worthy fulcrum]

I'm afraid that the same thing will happen to silksong as geometry dash, the 2.2 arrived so beaten up that it felt out of this world, and that's why after the passage of time it was dying much more than it was

[sacred stratus]

Bruh there is no snow here

[fiery burrow]

what does this mean

[unborn dome]

silksong theme park announced

[wheat sail]

silksong world

[pine lotus]

i cant tell if its just too late in the day or if my reading comprehension is shit

[wheat sail]

at nintendo world??

[pine lotus]

but wtf does this mean

[coarse leaf]

Guya is anyone still waiting for Silksong? I'm just randomly (maybe) getting interesting

[fiery burrow]

yea

[broken tartan]

No

[tawdry valley]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-downey-jr-tony-stark-gif-26471287

[coarse leaf]

OwO

[broken tartan]

Imagine responding with a gif

[coarse leaf]

I want to put Grimm pfp again but don't worry I will be normal person)

😁Feeling kinda positive

[tawdry valley]

Counterpoint:

[coarse leaf]

https://youtu.be/aOdK9EJQg-Q?si=ZdOFXkWsrpVaYjN0

i have better games.to worry about

[wheat sail]

that dragon ball z game dying fast

[versed pollen]

Bro was cooking nothing with this message

[tawdry valley]

People got good at it and now the devs need to fix everything everyone liked about it

[wheat sail]

i heard people just leave if youre about to win and you dont get shit

[tawdry valley]

Story mode is great though. Basically just a shitload of playable db au lore

Also most of the people legitimately interested in the game are fighterz fans

[strange night]

Yeah that's the biggest issue

[tawdry valley]

It’s the same ip but not really the same genre

I’m sure it’ll be great co-op fun for a while but the long term scene is dubious

[strange night]

Yeah traditional 2d fighters and 3d fighters are very different

[tawdry valley]

I have faith though. Team did good and got positive feedback

[tawdry valley]

Well sorta. It’s less the dimensions and more the style of combos

[unborn dome]

same thing happens with literally every single game

[strange night]

And the dimensions is a large part of why the style of combos is different

[tawdry valley]

But yeah, if you’re a fighterz main then you’re gonna swing back to fighterz unless SZ catches up

[strange night]

You can't exactly do traditional fighter inputs in 3d lol

[wheat sail]

cap

[runic atlas]

It's uniorincally a different genre

Forgive my spelling

[wheat sail]

buy full price aaa game, play for 10 hours

[runic atlas]

Anyways

Pokken tournament

It's both 2d and 3d

[broken tartan]

Aubrey

Do you drink coffee

[runic atlas]

No

I hate it

[broken tartan]

Fuck

I also hate it

[runic atlas]

Why?

I mean why fuck, not why you hate it

[broken tartan]

But im trynna get a job in a coffee shop

[shell yacht]

just go cold turkey.. oh

lol

[runic atlas]

Sow why did me hating it have to do with it? Lol

[strange night]

I do not forgive.

[broken tartan]

I wanted to ask cool coffee names so i can flex my coffee knowledge during the interview

I only know frappuccino and cappuccino

[runic atlas]

Ah

Well

I'm Italian

So

Luckily for you

I know them anyways

[runic atlas]

Macchiato, Latte

[broken tartan]

Pumpkin spice latte

[runic atlas]

Also just black coffee

[runic atlas]

Exactly

Fuuuuck dude

Orange

[shell yacht]

my fav flavor coffee is 20

[runic atlas]

Peak food

[runic atlas]

It's not a flavor it's a size

[broken tartan]

my fav flavor coffee is (4)20

[shell yacht]

thats why i said 20

and not venti

[tawdry valley]

You’d need to know their ratios too though

[broken tartan]

Imagine saying a genshin character while asking for your drink

[runic atlas]

@broken tartan do u know what the sizes meaaaan

[wheat sail]

why not just go to starbucks

[tawdry valley]

Stuff like the difference between a mocha and a macchiato

[broken tartan]

Uh no i have never ever asked for a coffee nor been to a coffee shop

[runic atlas]

Tall, Grande and Venti

Because fancy

Or i heard some people have Trenta too

[broken tartan]

Are those used anywhere other than starbucks

[runic atlas]

Grande means Big in Italian, Venti means Twenty, Trenta means Thirty

[runic atlas]

Great question

[broken tartan]

I do know that

[shell yacht]

most of this will be taught to you if yu get the job, trying to look smart will just backfire btw. unless you can actually commit all the combos and how ti make them to memory

[runic atlas]

I reckon Starbucks has infected all

[runic atlas]

Oh right Espresso

[strange night]

Coffee is disgusting tbh

Tea is so much better

[runic atlas]

They're both bad

Just drink milk

[shell yacht]

caffiene is the devil bobby

[broken tartan]

My strategy is acting like i know everything then not doing shit and before i get fired i ask for my 1 month pay /jk

[versed pollen]

What if the Joker ordered a venti mocha

[olive bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/doppio-vinegar-jjba-gif-16448515324445633099

[broken tartan]

Doppio

[tawdry valley]

Act like someone the person interviewing you would be willing to work with on a near daily basis

[brittle garnet]

Do normal people even go to starbucks

[tawdry valley]

That’s just about the only thing that matters for non corporate work, and that’s cause corporate interviews don’t have you work with who interviews you

[brittle garnet]

Its so expensive

[broken tartan]

Yeah im like pretty sociable so i dont think im gonna look like a bad fit for a coffee shop

[tawdry valley]

You’ll do great

[strange night]

I don't

[shell yacht]

people are adictedto caffiene and are too lazy or stupid to make good drinks themself

[broken tartan]

True

[strange night]

I occasionally stop by Dunkin donuts on my way home if I'm dog tired but their coffee is like actually a biohazard it's so bad

[broken tartan]

People drink coffee just to say they drink coffee

[shell yacht]

i dont think ive ever had anything good from dunkin

[brittle garnet]

To be honest good espresso needs a good machine

[broken tartan]

What about donuts

[shell yacht]

not even close

[strange night]

Even their donuts are subpar and that's their namesake

They're so fucking dry dude

[warped rock]

lorers will say that "hollow knight has no canonical measurement!!!" when we literally see the sun in the radiance fight

[strange night]

If I really need something to eat a bacon egg and cheese on a bagel will do though

[shell yacht]

theres 2 mom n pop bakeries near me that blow krispy kreme and dunkin outa the water

[versed pollen]

What the fuck true

[runic atlas]

Caffiene

Sounds french

[versed pollen]

The knight is 1/8 solar diameters in height

[shell yacht]

did i misspell it

[runic atlas]

I don't think we got dunkins

[runic atlas]

Caffeine 😭

Wrong reply

[runic atlas]

@shell yacht

[brittle garnet]

I have a donut store in the town square and their prices have tripled since they opened in 2020

[shell yacht]

the wakeup chemical in coffee and soda n tea

oh

[broken tartan]

Donuts are so good

[runic atlas]

There are so many fast food places that I can't try due to being on an island of a non-mainstream country

[shell yacht]

5$ at the local one and i can get a huge boxfull of whatever kind i want

[shell yacht]

most suck, the foreign versions are better

[broken tartan]

All the restaurants in the US suck except for texas roadhouse and olive garden

[shell yacht]

like american mcdonalds is almost criminally disgusting but everywhere else its leagues better

[brittle garnet]

Yeah mine is the local one. Converted its like 2 bucks for one donut (theyre not exactly donuts, more like the polish variety)

[shell yacht]

aw hell no

2$ a donut

[brittle garnet]

Theyre kinda large tbf

But still

4 years ago they were a third of the price

[wheat sail]

so get triple the money

[runic atlas]

I heard

Honestly it's pretty good here

The donuts from McDonald honestly some of the best shit ever

McDonald's donuts are like

How much a donut?

[shell yacht]

yall got mcdonald donuts!?!?

[runic atlas]

Hold on

Yeah

Brb gonna take a screen from the mc app

[broken tartan]

Mcdonalds breakfast look good

I once ate a burger with double beef, bacon and egg and i almost passed out

[shell yacht]

the idis

[runic atlas]

Dude we got a whole fucking McBakery

[strange night]

Lightweight

[runic atlas]

@shell yacht

McPâtisserie

Forgive the Italian

[shell yacht]

damn

nutella bread

[runic atlas]

And that shit is good, too

[wheat sail]

italians so extra

[brittle garnet]

Need to try japanese kfc one day

[runic atlas]

I think we got less main dishes

[runic atlas]

Iirc that's peak

[ashen hearth]

https://fxtwitter.com/SamusHunter2/status/1855852213391810885 Silksong real?

[runic atlas]

I'm so fucking hungry

I wish I wasn't in like

[shell yacht]

it literally says DKC on it

[runic atlas]

Massive pain and mental distraught

And also that it wasn't 20:44

So that I could go eat some tasty stuff

[shell yacht]

eat food, oh, maybe dont look up food at 10pm

[unborn dome]

I don’t think there’s going to be silksong at the direct that says there will be no game announcements

[lofty burrow]

they're actually announcing super silksong world

[shell yacht]

delusional people when a known shitposter lies to them:

[fiery burrow]

e1331

[unborn dome]

Silksong is probably real just not for this direct
they’re probably going to have a switch 2 direct in December where Silksong will be shown

[wheat sail]

silksong launch title ofc

alongside the new super mario bros and smash bros

[unborn dome]

Nintendo bought out team cherry to make silksong a switch 2 launch title

[wheat sail]

nintendo only communicated when tc offered that 10 mil

errr reverse that

[shell yacht]

nintendo sued an indie comp for 10mil

[wheat sail]

they did take ryujinx

tc next

[runic atlas]

Nah I'll look up food anyw-YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ 24H CLOCKS??

[atomic sparrow]

what

hey guys

[wheat sail]

PM is just the better way of doing it

22:00?

[runic atlas]

It is NOT

[wheat sail]

twenty two o clock?

haw haw

[runic atlas]

Hey Andy

Anyways

[wheat sail]

only hipsters and military men use 24 hours format

[runic atlas]

There is this wonderful cat cafè like 20 minutes from me

And it's so tasty

And I have to go there the moment I feel well again

It's open every day except Monday

[wheat sail]

eating cats now?

[runic atlas]

Sadly only from 5 PM to 9 PM

[smoky nebula]

You should know by now that Americans cannot do math

[runic atlas]

Why only 4 hours dude???

[wheat sail]

the cats need a break from doing nothing all day

[smoky nebula]

Ooh there's one near me, I should go

[atomic sparrow]

hi

[shell yacht]

i do, but im tired. how off was i

[runic atlas]

1 hour and 15 mins

10 pm is 22

20:44 is 8:44

[runic atlas]

In this one the food is absolutely amazing

I had a milkshake and I could not stop smiling while eating

[shell yacht]

🧠 im not gon explain how i mixed that up bc its dumb

[runic atlas]

Also they got free tabletop games

And cats

[smoky nebula]

I don't think I could eat
My brain won't allow me to not constantly show affection to the cats

[runic atlas]

You saw 20 and went "ah, 10"

[shell yacht]

worse

[runic atlas]

Damn

Get well soon water

[smoky nebula]

You saw the 0 and went ah 10‽

[runic atlas]

What kinda weird ass question mark is that

[wheat sail]

combination

[smoky nebula]

Interrobang

[wheat sail]

oh boy a new buzzword

[runic atlas]

I so gotta go back and try everything they got

[smoky nebula]

Don't ask why I use it it's a force of habit at this point

[runic atlas]

Sure

[wheat sail]

are you using it correctly

[runic atlas]

No

[smoky nebula]

No
Of course not

[runic atlas]

Shit my keyboard don't got interrobang??

[smoky nebula]

It can be used to show skepticism or simply to exclaim a question

[runic atlas]

!?=interrobang

[wheat sail]

just copy it from somewhere

[broken tartan]

Sorry im not american

[lament lotus]

hello

i had no idea that was an emote

[hushed river]

me neither, I don't usually silk here

[shell yacht]

where tf did this come from

[hushed river]

I saw that there was new nintendo direct on reddit and wanted to check the ds if people gonna watch or not

it looks like its just dk tho

[runic atlas]

It's about the irl theme park

[timber meteor]

samushunter predicted the donkey kong direct, wonder if she will have predicted the silksong one correctly later lol

[shell yacht]

samushunter didnt predict shit

[wheat sail]

copium

[timber meteor]

did she just randomly guess and got donkey kong correct?

[shell yacht]

yeah its like a 1/5 guess if you hear news about nintendoland adding new stuff

[timber meteor]

was there news about nintendoland adding new stuff?

[shell yacht]

i was betting on luigis actual mansion

its a real place, not a game, not that easy to keep secret

[fiery burrow]

iirc they take stuff from other leakers

[mental tree]

They posted it 2 days ahead of the announcement

[brittle garnet]

It would be really funny if samushunter posted a real DK leak and just threw in a fake silksong leak for shits and giggles

[shell yacht]

i do not care

[timber meteor]

very possible

[mental tree]

Either got a real talent for guessing or they knew something. Time will tell

[timber meteor]

but the next event coming up is game awards so who knows

[fiery burrow]

if I had a nickel everytime a reliable leaker claimed silksong and it didn't show up I'd probably have a dollar I think

[brittle garnet]

There was that one time when silksong was actually leaked ahead of time

[timber meteor]

I doubt people will trust samushunter even if silksong comes out in TGA lol

[shell yacht]

you mean exactly like their last "leak" when they predicted nintendo things to show up at a nintendo event then also said silksong
nooo why would they make this up!

[fiery burrow]

It was glorious (I wasn't there)

[mental tree]

When did this happen

[tawdry valley]

How is this chat still on Samushunter

[shell yacht]

2022

[fiery burrow]

Broken clock approach

[shell yacht]

the clock has no hands

[brittle garnet]

Maybe tga this time will be different. Probably not

[shell yacht]

its a digital clock blinking SSSS

[tawdry valley]

They’re consistently wrong or use other leakers

[mental tree]

So some leaker was wrong in 2022 means some other leaker is also wrong in 2024

[tawdry valley]

They’re literally a worse version of the kind of person who’d leak info

[shell yacht]

same person

[brittle garnet]

No its the same leaker

[mental tree]

Show me

[fiery burrow]

Pyoro said it would be there

[shell yacht]

im talking about samushunter lol

[fiery burrow]

and the person who had a name that sounded like omori

[wheat sail]

the snitch come back

[brittle garnet]

Yrue...

[fiery burrow]

Midori

[wheat sail]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-holy-fish-paste-its-a-guy-guy-lifeguard-gif-16907964

[shell yacht]

i dont use twitter i dont have links for you, but search them up in this channel maybe youll find it